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Teio!
Early merry Christmas to all my horse-loving friends, I will be busy later.
ITs impossible to kill Suzuka without another Suzuka or 4 debuffers. Why did Cyjews add bignig too early
this update is dogshit
>plans cancelled last minuteguess I'm shitposting here for christmas
does anyone have a scorpio tierlist
Did the Suzuka discourse kill /uma/?
>>551289278SUZUKA STOP PLAYING JIGGIE YOU FLAT CARROT
umamusume: puritii daabii
>>551289139What insane Suzukas are you facing? Mine with 885 stam + 400 guts + maestro is dying every fucking time
>>551289418You dropped this
>>551289459what would a threesome between these two feel like
>>551289418950+ Tokyo + 700 wit
>>551289263>late surgergotta wait for dober
so if I run 3 fronts>they spot struggle each other into any suzunigger's ass to threaten her>destroy 90% of taikis because they can't afford both front and medium sparksis that right?
>>551289493Neicha is ... Cute????
This thread might be better
>>551289436I wish I was making this up
>>551289459>tama’s broken jacketc-cute
santa
>>551289614Teio!
Sure Maya just insert your hand in my fly.
>>551289649what a jolly fellow
>>551289621Why are you still playing on URA...
the fact that I still see KSB frequenting wit and guts way lot more than speed with that 80 stat and knowing with the acceleration she isn't going to be the top card in a few months is just demotivating
>>551289695>Witness to Legend
>>551289621Is this made in URA?
>>551289621Your wit is low
Is there any influence on how the game picks chain events from cards? In this run, I got Professor before Debut but in other runs Kita's 1st event doesn't even show up till after senior summer.>3 SSR's btw
>>551289745W negativity bias
>>551289745she sits on speed x2 as much for me compared to any other speed cardthat she sometimes frequent guts and wit is a non-issue
>>551289745It's only a 1/3 chance at MLBGotta have room for powercreep down the line.also after MANT she's back into the meta all throughout scenarios 4-6
>>551289797I feel like the game likes to pick a chain and then finish that one instead of doing a bunch of random ones at once
umanko
>>551289786>>551289795Unity. I don't know how to get more wit without losing stamina or groundwork. I'm NOT doing a groundwork parent grind.>>551289797No, other than needing green friendship for dating with partner cards
>0 hint corner adept>1 hint professorIt's glue, isn't it
>>551289939sniff sniff
>>551288939Sunny Brian WHEN
Don't post evil uma on Christmas
>>551290014>goldship speedAnon....
>>551290072Sound painful for Tamachan
>>551290132Yes I know. Real life happened and I missed the last limit break. And Sweep is 0LB and I only have 1 SR crystal.
is this deck ok for taiki? >kita, sr sweep>ardan + tachy sr>creekster>green woman for THHI feel like I might try her a few more times before I drop her for triple front
>>551290014>He fell for the Falcon SSR gaslight
>>551290126*hannakuhantisemitism doesn't belong in /uma/
>>551290219She came from the free SSR ticket you get to start the game. I've pulled on umas once and Kita. Working with limited tools here.
>>551289418>>551290014Bwo...
>>551290325wait you don't need groundwork? so unfair
>>551290014drop golshi and super creek for another wit card and riko
>>551290398DELETE
>>551290398
did they optimize the game or somethingit's going faster now
>CM7Suzuka is CM3Seiun>except you can't solve it with Blockushinit's so over
>>551290489you solve it with another suzuka obviously
>>551290398me on the right
>>551290398Sex with Tamawife!
>CM7 is frontgami-
>>551290489Suzuka is even funnier because 1350 stamguts is enough to tank a Murmur without any stam skills
>>551290530>no 6 fav
>>551290530????????? must be a fake room
>>551290489blockushin was kino, really fun to watch
>>551290530My pace maru is 2/2 when this happens every time.Late and Ends really have it bad this CM
>>551290557>trusting Tazuna
>>551290639...if you were a fucking retard
Fun fact not every single cute looking stallions have small pp like Stay Gold and Tamamo Cross>tfw Win Variation keep jobbing to Orfevre because her dick is too big
>>551290685why?
>>551290398me on the left
>>551290398holy moly
>>551290765it's not fun to watch something that doesn't try to win
>>551290325>>551290391Still don't know how that's going to help me. You save a little on downhills with more wit but she's dying even with maestro proccing.
>>551290749hot....
>>551290749How does their dick size translate into their personality?
>>551290489Twin Turbo is a Year3 uma btwso no F2P oonige counterplay for 2 years
>>551290749shion's puffy umanko
>>551290749>kitahara has this on his team
>>551290831on the contrary, bakushin is trying to win the lead. i can tell you didn't get to experience it so that's a shame. hopefully one day!
latebros....
>>551290883The counterplay is to trust 2 paypigs to bring 2 bignigs
>>551290940I won cancer though and I'm glad that braindead strat is dead
>>551290873always angry because orferve refuses to get raped
>>551290873She has anger issues on anything related to orfevre
>>551290842If you see your Suzuka spot struggling with fronts that aren't another oonige then she's too slow out the gate and she will keep dying
>>551291028congrats! i hope you get to keep enjoying some interesting strategies in the future as well
>>551290923Are they going to rush through story arcs or sideline characters again? S1-S3 group bullshit was bad because it sidelined the other characters too much, it only worked for Canopus because they were a gag team.
>>551290923Kitahara is pretty much already a menopause after time skip, so he's safe.
>>551290957>PalmerNot free>HeliosNot free>KatsuragiNot free>Tap DanceNot free
>>551291206Thanks, I'm sorry for being mean.
>>551290883You can't get the Oonige event in MANT, so it wouldn't be a problem in that scenario
>>551291283it's ok, no offense taken. i get it, the strategy was pretty toxic lol
>>551291159Also not happening. She just fucking dies at the end for no discernible reasonNo struggle, solo runaway, no rushed, maestro procs, doesn't matter she's still dead in the last spurtunless spot struggle for runaway vs front doesn't give an icon then maybe that's why
>>551291215There's no "again" anon it's from the last cingray chapter officially releasing tonight in Japan (or is it tomorrow?). Whether Cygames want the author to draw new Uma manga after this is still unknown.
Sex with mares
>>551291253Some might be willing to pull for themPalmer is /fa/Ace seems to have a good story
>>551290398God Tamamo is so hot
>>551291328explain why
>>551290842
>>551291415
>kitahara finally becomes a toreina to join oguri>oguri FAT retires immediately
What's your favourite umamusume OST?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt14eadQgAw
>>551291360She probably isn't dying if she's solo, bignigs just have awful late race top speed. You need a good mid race and to proc unrestrained.
>>551290923>Buena Vistaoh nonono childhood friendbwos? Are we getting keked?
>>551290923>Win Variation is the only stallion there>Believe Scarlet and Buena are mares
>>551291469Because in MANT, story events aren't triggered and you can do whatever race you want
>>551291518she did it so they can have sex without bring burdened by racing
>>551289621>no A&S>final push but didn't upgrade to UnrestrainedBro she's just not accelerating and you're just getting smoked
>>551291523You posted one of my favorites. I can still replay Ayabe's scene in my mind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobR0hHWzAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wml9SV4v2Z0These two also have really powerful scenes attached to them, you can recall and replay the scene even when you're just listening to the soundtrack. If we're talking raw, this one's S tier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAcy5nRSCw
>>551291507mayano should have been a mare
>>551291328ha.no career goal?
Remember that today, tomorrow, new year's eve, and new year are the only times you can be excused by relying on Sweepy!Don't let the honses take over your festive activities! Go spend your time together with your family, friends and loved ones! Danchou will understand!
>>551291507if you oshifag for any one of the mares that wore stocking that did not show any leg skin, then you're a cuck
Merry Christmas!
>some dude's uma firing swinging maestro on the first corner right out of the gate
>>551291863salad for christmas
>>551291679>angling and memeingDon't care, don't need it with unrestrainedwhich I would have gotten but I failed my final training and was 3 points short
>>551291498>the strongest comp>gets gutsmogged
>>551292000holy moly
>>551292000
>>55129200020 RUNS IN DA WOMB
>>551292000Great, now I gotta
>>551292000I would pay hews to color this
>>551291858Just a generic goal for everyone. You can read it here https://gametora.com/umamusume/make-a-new-track
>>551291430I will be pulling Palmer and I will make her oonige AND win (well, try to) in long CM
>>551292000>botters get to see this everyday Damn no wonder they do it
>>551291993Bro check umalator, with 1200 stam it heals ~150HP and even if it fires as soon as the first corner begins you maybe lose ~10 HP to the HP cap
Wait you can get double-circle Practice Perfect now??
Enough with the Dober propaganda already
hehe...
>>551292000WOWWIE A SWEEPY JUST FOR ME!THANKS EPSATONO, YOU'RE THE BEST!ITADAKIMASU RUBADUB THANKS FOR THE HARIKITTE IKOU!
>>551292120So? Ooniger is a secret event, not a goal event.
cygames purposely timed buff patch so 80% of the players would fucking hate onigger domination so much that they are destined to come back for MANT when onigger is unattainable to feel the high of winning CMs once moreGLOBAL SAVED, SASUGA CYBASED
>>551292210She's definitely the type to be fully perverted while drunk and would force you to have sex
Merry Kingmas and Happy Halodays
is it possible to use up 23 whole leads in 1 year?
>>551290398me taking the photo
STOP POSTING PORN IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS
>>551292319if you write/draw a lot yeah
>>551290398>>551292000mods asleep
When are we getting the christmas background?
>>55129200020 cumshots in da umanko
>>551292319yeah, when I was in high school my friends and I would poke each other with mechanical pencils pretending they were heroin needles
>>551292407Christmas doesn't exist in global. All of the girls' lines with "Merry Christmas" were subbed as "Happy Holidays!"
>>551292380Rice should gift me sex for christmas!
>>551292392>>551292465how about the average corpo salaryman? isn't everything digitized these days?
>>551292527then no, you'll barely go through one lead a year
>>551292407(((they))) canceled Christmas, now it's just a vague nondescript holiday but nothing's actually different. Unrelated, I think I'm sick of juice now, I don't ever want any more.
>>551292319Happy Birthday anon
>>551292380>STOP POSTING PORN IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMASDon't look up the most common birthday
she is now called Holiday Oguri or HOguri for short, you fucking bigots
>>551292407In a week or two maybe
I can't believe Oguri just went schizo and died like thatNo cap
>>551292701>UPDUma Pan-fried Dinner
>>551290923oguri cuck
>>551292380I forgot to jerk off before going to visit
The hag can finally graduate from the academy, she attained all the knowledge she needed.
>>551292000duramente, tachyon, kitasan, etc fucked THAT!?
>>551292907Visit whom?
… horse?
baby oguri in the anime is so precious
>>551289327dont say that....
>>551293020family of course
>>551293105...will there be any children present?
>>551292380Christmas sex with Rice!
>>551292907I don't like the implications of this...
don't get hard in front of your family anon~
>wtf my late surger finally won after rerunning rooms for 30 minute>watch replay>prof on final corner into slick surge into flowery maneuver + i never goof up + pumplatebros... is gambling all we have...
>>551293126I'm the youngest at 34>>551293161It's genuine and pure
Regarding parent farming, for races you can run twice in your career, does running them twice increase your odds of white sparks? Also is it better to run them in classic or senior year. I always thought it was better to run it in senior year because your stats would be higher, but do your opponents scale with your stats? Because then you should run them in classic year because you get better stat gains in senior year right?
>>551293276how rude, and on christmas too!
>>551293256you only need pump to hit
If all the umamusume in Tracen are thoroughbreds i.e. inbred abominations does that mean there’s massive, shredded working class umamusume out there as well?
>>551293256If I say no, would you believe me?
>>551293386they probably work in construction
>>551293386No, the intense inbreeding is what creates umamusume in the first place.
>>551293256You only ever need to win once
>>551293303No, it counts as one. Your danchou's going to love the fans if you run races twice though.
>>551292687September?
>>551293471I like the socks that work horses tend to have. Very cute.
>>551288939How many months will MANT go for again /uma/ with accelerated schedule? 5 months?I might not make it...
>>551293212Fatty McQueen
>>551293652Buy an ad
>>551293256it feels really good when they hit the jackpot tho
>>551293256We have kino.
>tfw no medium S
>>551293652If you lose do they get raped by the demons?
>>551293756umacism...
>Want Kitasan, Dia, Curren and Sweep>sitting on 80K carats>5 months to go>only 11K between now and thenCyJEWISH strikes again
MINA! IKUYOOOOO!*Brings the holy spirit of Christmas into this Happy Holiday buffoonery*
>>551293256I’m all in.
>>551293787They havent stated yet if its a bonsaige or porn
>>551293256You should try running Dahby as your ace. The way her kit plays is going to open your mind to options.
>>551293906Why would anyone play a Taimanin game if it didn't have porn
>>551293256I managed to do the same and she got the fastest goal time I've ever got from my honses. It was 156.2 or something
>>551291523RTTT made me an Ayabefag her story managed to trigger the savior complex in me so much.
>>551293945Thats why I dropped AT in 2 months
>>551292708Is that also when the mythical Suzuka Speed welfare SSR drops? Been hoarding my CP just for that.....assuming anons weren't LYING about its existence...
>>551293652I've lost gallons to the brown flatty taimanin, and i haven't touched a single media of that series.
https://youtu.be/4ti8bvZmzp8End closers are so cool
>>551290923can't believe author would downgrade belnosex on her final appearance
>>551294014Yes thats correct welfare speedcard soon>>551294037I liked the animated vn part 3 never ever
>B in paceStill pretty decent no?God i wish i had Taiki
>>551293652doesn't that one taimanin gacha have a daily where you have to get NTR'd
So suzuka can win even when there's another suzuka as long as you avoid spot struggle.
>>551294097
>>551294097A style is required for everyone except end...
>>551294143Yes that was BA
>>551294097You need high wit to reliably pace up, and 500 wit/B Pace isn't gonna cut it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiYNE7ajGFg
>>551290749Shion looks way softer than fanart makes her
>>551294315will there be a new uma/alt or is it too early for that
First time actually trying the game on phone since tis a family gathering but, is there no way to have the jukebox on?
>>551294401yes new uma
if they release ai chan now im gonna kill myself
>>551294401they're going to be making some announcements for global on stream today
>>551294476DON'T LIE TO ME
>>551294476
wew
>>551294550Images you can hear
>>551294584Explode
>>551294525I’d take a nap with Ayabe.
>>551294584
>>551294315Let’s go Con-chan, it’s time
Digitan LOVE
>>551294550マジ??童貞なの???
nyoooooooom
who the fuck is gonna buy this shit
>>551294795EHHHH SUGOI
>>551294097>Med S>Steamy SolidarityIf that was me I'll use her eitherway
anyone played the uma musume tcg
>>551294143>>551293652>not gooning it to the maxhttps://youtu.be/Bx_qiAr92Sk?si=w3BGB1QlA612c5gX&t=585
>>551294476Evolved skills soon. We can now skip HOguri.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>551294795ええ…
>Pakalive before Christmas eveSurely these VA's have families too...
hoeh ikuyooo
this card is funny
HOOOOEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHARIGATOUUUUUUUUU
Is she going to be alright as Late or should I go with Pace?
>>551294476>dropping evolved skills before xOguri is out>devaluing the meta pull That would be retarded.Hope you pulled your Suzuka .
>>551295094Most of my CM wins, I owe it to her.I so fucking love her
possible new project announcing today?
>>551295152Probably recorded like 3 months ago
i just hoeh'd in my arigato
>>551294761If it’s contrail then it’s ai-chan 100% for anniversary and tact can finally be free from npc jail too
>>551295002this isn't even the lewdest gacha you can get away with on youtube
>>551295094True
>>551295378It isn't? Thrill me.
Hey guys, Jim Cygames here (new intern)We will be announcing Secretariat today.Her rack will be unlike anything we’ve ever done in Umamusume: Pretty Derby.Please look forward to it!
it's going to be Genuine, nips already deduced it
>>551294348because she's always fucking angry
>winning>winning>yes I'm winning>ryan hits pump
>>551294821great post, thank you
>>551295234show deck and sparks pls. Pace is fine with thaz stam
>>551295514
>>551295565That was just me
>>551295514retard
>FRONT CM BTW
>>551295525They also deduced that we were getting Blast Onepiece this month, and look what happened with that. No big dog in sight at all.
>>551294163rae's guide talked about this already
How many recoveries do I need for this
>>551295753who tf is rae
Uma uma umya unya.
>>5512956079* power and 6* stam 3* power
>Late Surger Oguri hits corner connoisseur exactly as the late race startsWtf
>>551295832
Support your favorite artists. Buy their doujins. Some of them are really cool.
>>5512957942 golds
>>551295794one gold
>>551295794also which recovery do I take yes I got agemasen'd by Ines Fujin
Maybe not good skill choise though but I can always redo.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>turn on stream>see opera o>close stream
So, what can I expect in this stream?
mayano top sex
all of them are hags...
>>551296004
>>551295901Where are my Cafe doujins?
>>551295859Good ol Brian, thanks.
>>551296024BIG announcements
>>551296004grow up
>>5512960245% actual news, 45% the VAs just fucking around, 50% merch shilling.
>>551296004stay based
opera christmas skin trvst the plan
>>551296004based
>>551296064I can see it
fine wife
>hair ornament in right earNewma confirmed a stallion
>>551296004hi doto
FineMo’s seiyuu is a magnum cutie wtf
>>551296004Step aside mr. Stancil, there's a new "most raped man in yhe world" around.
They should release a Christmas alt for holiday oguri.
>>551295901>that Tap coverwew
>>551296064I definitely want to see a Cafe doujin about her winning the Kikuka Sho.
show less of bubblegum pls
opera ho ho ho
show more of bubblegum pls
wake me up when opera starts doing the opera voice
please add king kamehameha and make her really tall and deep brown thanks
new honse va
FineMo VA looks like an aunt deadass
so many hag seiyuus
I want a rice plush...
Fine...and Dia...Maya too I guess>>551296446giw she was my auntie
>>551296456all your favourite VAs are in their mid to late 30s
I need an overworked hag gf
those muppet plushes are horrendous
Japs are so ugly wew
>>551296415Potential new boyfaggot incoming
>>551296524uhhh nice nature's is not
>>551296616Forever Young?
>>551296617she's turning 30 in literally 4 months
>>551296617someone post the guy who said her pussy was tight
>>551296614your soul is uglier
>>551296616cute hat
>>551296524My favorite VAs are almost in their 50s. Get on my level.
>>551296696>mid to late 30and she's not close to looking like a hag
>>551296672Nyo, different hair/design even from the silhouette plus ebayan’s color is red not green
>>551296672Silhouette doesn't match
>>551296270Pretty cool indeed. I bet it's about her win at the 2003 Japan Cup.
>>551296815why do they tease them so far ahead
>>551295979d*ck? I've been trying to max speed on 2 speed cards... but I don't actually max speed so...moot please remove the cooldown from this shit captcha
>>551296931In ebayan’s case they want to line it up with his birthday which is also the same date as uma’s anniversary so it builds up hype
>>551296524>look up age of my fave VA>49 yrs oldYui Horie is still a goddess.
hoeeeeh arigatou
>>551295565ryan is just unbeatable bwo, if she didn't look so bad I would make one too
>check Opera's seiyuu twitter>she started wearing short brown hair around her Uma period this woman literally started larping as Opera, talk about dedicated method acting
>>551297016here >>551295859I don't want to try to gamble on 2 speed cards too much though maybe I should try...
>>551297132CUUUUUUUTE
>>551297149her love live days have passed
>>551297163I come really close with biko+kitasan or sweepy+kitasan but way too often I end up short.I do have better stats overall so maybe there's that
>>551297132
>>551297081>>551296617I guess vocal cords don't age as drastically as skin does...
>>551297132I want it
>>551297163It's fine most of the time for 20% speed growth umas
holy hell japanese women are tiny
I need that brutish looking muppet HishiAma…
>>551297390I will try later then. What should I pick then? Power card? Wit card?
>>551297424they eat too much rice
>>551297252WHAT THE HECK UMAGROK IT'S REAL
>>551297132Can I put an onahole in it
>>551297459it's sO FUCKING UGLY I HATE IT
HOLY SHIT TURN ON UMACNN RICE VILLAIN HIT THE PENTAGONSHE IT THE PENTAGON TOREINA
>>551297563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSAit's cute
>>551297617BRUTESALL OF THEMFUCKING THUGS
>>551297424So are men, you just take height for granted because you use white man standards.
>>551297606
wait a fucking minute are they fucking goombling on what rewards we get?holy shit this fucking game is just gambling all the way down
>>551297691S.Maru bros? She was supposed to be the meta, not some random launch horse you can pick with the ticket...
>>551297149she posts a lot of uma on her twitter
what if the new honse is soccer boy
>>551297690me in the middle
>>551297691Buy an ad
>>551297776I mean, a lot of Uma seiyuu does
>>551297739It was all rigged.Btw these gibs are that monthly trainer boost we got in global.
>>551297739dont wordy these are jp rewards we get zero no gambling :D
>>551297424in japan 180cm is considered freakishly tallif you are taller than that people will look at you like you are some kind of circus attraction
>>551297768Tough. If you feel wronged, blame yourself or the Devs
>>551297905
>>551297690me with wife groove
EEEEEEHHHH
s2 announcement today surely
how many cocks do you think they've taken collectively in the last year
>>551297768heehee... uppity... ohnonononono you're getting UPPITY haha getting uppity... UPPITY! hehe uppity someone's getting uppity haha uppity uppity uppity oh nononononono UPPITY heeeheee... smarukeks are getting uppity oh nononono getting uppity right now oh nonono hee hee uppity getting UPPITY HEEHEEE OH NONONONONO it seems that smarukeks are GETTING UPPITY oh nonononono UPPITY HOURS CHECK TIME UPPITY HOURS CHECK TIME UPPITY HOURS CHECK TIME UPPITY HOURS AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NONONONONONO smarukeks ARE GETTING UPPITY OH NONONONONOO heehee... uppity getting uppity check uppity hours oh nononono your answers? UH OH GETTING UPPITY hee hee OH NONONONONO smarukeks are getting uppity smarushills getting uppity heehee check time smarushill hours oh nononono getting uppity you're getting uppity oh nonononoo smarushills our answers? GETTING UPPITY SOMEONE'S GETTING UPPITY smarukeks GETTING UPPITY OH NONONONONONONO smarukeks it's a falseflag guys ohnononono smarushills getting uppity OH NONONONONONO NONOO getting uppity AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE smarubros not like this smarukeksshills getting uppity oh nonono nononono no someone's getting uppity getting uppity getting uppity getting uppity getting upp-
>>551298082s2 of? cin gray? already announced
noooo maya you can't say that you have to say happy happy holidays!!
the announcement today for global is all VA's have been called in to rerecord "Hapi Horideisu"
>>551298154Not officially
>>551297690those are some neat trainer designsbrian torena is my favorite
>>551298150
>>551298150SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPI BOUGHT TWO PAID PACKS BECAUSE I NEEDED TO SPARK S.MARUYOU GUYS TOLD ME SHE'S META, SHE'S BROKENEASY WINSLOPTUBERS ALSO SAID ITEVERYONE SAID ITAND NOW THIS IS HAPPENING
>>551298150you really got them with that one teio*pat* *pat*
what was the point of dicta striker as a character
>>551298150>teiopags are aetherpagsLike pottery.
>>551297690>tfw exact height as BanchosDestiny
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>551298150The raped
I just found out that japanese horse racing is a dying industry and now I feel sadI guess the fact that all the most popular horses in game are like 20-30 years old (dead) at the least should have clued me in but I didn't really think about why until now.
>>551298479tf happened in the 1980s?
can't you guys just let suzu have her 1 single solitary cm win?
>>551298479it's not
>>551298150t. season 2 drone who pulled teio
>>551297905>off by 2cm
>>551298479most animal based sports have been in decline for decades
>>551298479jesus fucking christ corona almost killed it
>>551298568Do your history reps
>>551298479it might produce some cool games but let's not pretend that any horse racing industry is something to be celebrated >>551298568oguri happened, but also I think the Japanese electronics boom was starting to fizzle
>>551298568rudolf killed it almost
>>551298350>SLOPTUBERS ALSO SAID ITWitgod told you to skip her.
>>551298479>jewvid19 ruined everything
>>551298754blame the chinks
Realistically what will their manga look like? Will the Cingray mangaka do it?
>>551298150>>551298350ts is from /gig/ gng don't bring ts here [wilted flower]
>>551298568The main thing was that Godzilla became real and attacked Japan, and horses were the main heroes that drove him off - but many died in the process
>>551298591she already won Cancer but not Leo and Virgo for me though
>>551298657>>551298754did you retards mindhole 2020
>>551298803I need a Rudolf manga/series. I don't care that it'll just be her winning all the time. I just want it
>>551298826QRD?
>>551298728skipping smaru doesn't gift you an debut ssr (suzuka special rare) selector
>>551298728The same guy that told people to skip Rice Riko yet pigged out on that banner lol
s-sexy?
>>551298803Ace fits the theme of cingray so i think so
>>551298873>mindholeWhat?
>>551298479at least 2 tracks died during covid here japs are lucky
>>551298842disgusting how no one knows this
>>551298954retard
>tfw the guaranteed 3 star from the half anni packFeels good man
>>551298803They really can't carry a whole series all on their own. They'd be better off in a short story, like a few OVAs, or a movie, that laser focuses on the interesting parts about their careers.
>>551298913he told non payers to skip it, and he pays
>>551298913he just got lucky, do not spread lies VFfag
>>551298885falseflagging to make the other side look bad is basically /gig/ culture, they'll go>OH NO NO NO XBROS WE'RE SO KEKED NOWor >OH NO NO NO YBROS I REGRET ROLLING ON HER SO MUCHbasically tribalism over characters you rolled for
>today is my last day to get Gold City Why won't you come to me?
Fuck Niggers
>>551298930>only wins twice>one win is only because Rudolf's staff were fucking retarded and entered him in the Japan Cup while he was ill and only one week after Kikuka ShoYeah great story
I hope they add evolved skills early too, so we get a completely different meta from Hanukkah Oguri rape
be nice
>>551299194I'm black and I love Fine Motion
>>551299141>no tummythat's the garbage version anyway
Why did a Burger Uma become so popular?
NORN FIGURE
be naughty
>>551299276just because you're named shakur it doesnt mean you're black...
>>551299276Big if real
>>551298683>let's not pretend that any horse racing industry is something to be celebratedt. PETA
SEX
>>551299197Japanese people tend to like the trope of losers who have to work hard and win. If you see it from that perspective, that's what ace is.
for (You)
>>551298568the first japan cup. every single japanese horse jobbed hard to filthy gaijin horses and continued jobbing for 4 whole years until katsuragi ace came along
>>551299378norn hotglue...
>>551299378are we allowed to fuck the ocs or are they also under yakuza protection
>>551299378SEXO
>>551299443What worth is a win over a legend if you only do so cause your opponent is sick
>>551298479Why would you bet on horses when you are legally allowed and encouraged to bet on black people playing sportsball now
>>551299382no one runs like this
One parent down. Maybe I'll be ready in time for CM this time.
>>551299443>Japanese people tend to like the trope of losers who have to work hard and winIsekai slop tells a different story
>>551299345Taiki? Because her acceleration is great.
>>551299301Don't care, it's nice to me
>>551299378>ywn have norn mommy who will dote on you
>>551299378
>>551299526kek i read that as BBL burger
>>551299441If we actually get Sierra Leone for Forever Young's campaign we'll be one step closer to playable OYM...
>>551299472Gooning to OC horses has been deemed kosher and Norn has a metric fuckton of porn to show for it
>>551299378yep, that's my wife
>>551299526Torenas you wouldn't seriously eat this right?
>>551299571>those heelsokay I take it back
>>551299524But that's a story for another world
>>551299508You have a point.>>551299524Fwiw, most modern shounen follow an underdog trope. Of course, it's not black and white as there's multiple genres that young teenagers like.
>>551299604I just want to see raid boss American Pharaoh like how they did Treve in L'Arc
>>551299609i want to fuck norn ace>norn porn
>>551299694Didn't Brian do that?
>>551299717
>>551299661You're eating my borga, right, traina san? traina san??
>>551299526swap the cream for a beef burger and this would be god tier
>>551299776brian actually lost a trial g2 before kikkasho
Does Norn use her phone during sexo though?
>>551299807
>>551299823oh damn ok, some of these horses are so dominant that I'm kinda surprised by the occasional streak breaking g2/g3 losses
>>551299382I run like this
FFFUUUUUAAAARRRRKKKKKKKKK
>>551299197>"Only" wins twiceAnon, I'm not sure how you haven't noticed by now but that's like 95% of the "legendary" japanese racehorsesThe story for every single one of them goes something like:>Does well in some regional races>Wins one or two G3/G2s>degenerate ojii san gamblers hype the horse up and bet their homes on it>the horse runs and loses a G1 or two>Everyone thinks the horse is washed>Horse popularity fades as they either continue losing or struggling in G2/G3>Horse actually wins a G1>SUUGOIII DESU DIVINE PROVIDENCE RESSURECTION OF THE CENTURY>Horse retiresThe in-game "10 G1s every run" is game mechanics over realism and not representative of reality.
>>551299956You don't see often but Oguri is really pretty
>>551299382COAL FOR CURREN
I went out fort 15 minutes and they are still shilling merch
>>551300039That's why I want a Rudolf show
I remember seeing this line days ago not knowing what commu this was, now I saw it in-game...Cafe did nothing wrong
>>551300096hownew.ru
>>551300096game news NOW
>SMaru legend race when she's already dead in global
>>551300096anon they just do nothing for 3 hours in these lives... the relevant info is like 5 minutes at the end
>>551300227Just like fronts were totally dead right
>>551300267just like fgo
>>551291983Merry Christmas!
>>551300290where did I say that?
When are we getting LoH?
>>551300267That's literally every japanese live stream
Mystery race course for mid CM.
>>551300110Honestly the scene read more to me like Opera just genuinely not knowing/being able to comprehend what was up with Cafe's tulpas rather than seethe, and warned Doto out of concern for her safety knowing that something about Cafe is off rather than disdain for her. Cafe has an event anyways where her and Opera are pretty chill with each other as well. also lol sovlless
>get Medium S, Groundwork>Riko decides to have a tantrum and give me Maverick>get either one of Medium S and Groundwork>Riko decides to love methere is no fucking winning, bros... i dont even feel the Christmas Spirit coming...
>suzufags actually think bignigger has a chance to win finalslol, lmao even
Spark reroll coming to global soon
Thoughts?
Tachyon event fucking when
>>551299776Only three hors get so close to breaking that record>Rudolf>Deep Impact>ContrailAll failed
fuku buffs?
>>551300480ushi musume when?
I won’t be able to afford all this merch wtf
>>551300480 she's not winning any races with those
>>551300480procced let's pump some iron
>>551300447>left turnMeydan or Del Mar (or Santa Anita)
>>551300480This is what a real hero looks like
>>551300453>Riko decides to have a tantrum and give me Maverickretard
>>551300464>Has to buy three (3) whole recovery skills instead of mid race skillsEnjoy hitting your unique from 8th place lmao
>>551299776>>551300526Golden Tyrant actually did
>>551300531SHIRAOKI SAMA IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH MY POWER
Chiyo!
>>551300447USA USA USA
>>551300531I'd rather a third alt to look forward to
>>551300687>lost ArcGlue
>>551300531>Were getting year 5 buffs in JP on Global's 1st anniYou rike?
>>551300464not seeing your cap as in peak in these practice rooms bro, don't tell me you're banking on building hannukah on time?
>>551299141if you deserve it your oshi comes to you immediately. you must have had eyes on another and/or you just suck.
>>551300453Riko can give you maverick?
>>551300687The third place G3???
I still don't get how evolved skills workone of your golds get replaced for a second or third skill? can you pick all of them if you really wanted to?
>global gets nothing for christmas
>>551300882Meet the conditions and the gold automatically gets replaced with the evolved version at the end of the career
>>551300883I got the best gift of all(You)
>>551300687idk why but I somehow thought Orfevre had a spring Tenno Sho title
>>551300836oh you mean undefeated from debut to classic year arima? yeah no one ever did that
>>551299378where's the belno sexo
>>551300883https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2003284425811837092Bro?
>>551300882Evolved skills have a requirement to unlock during a career run. You can get max 4 evolved skills, 2 from the uma and 2 from the scenario.
>>551300687holy classic
>>551300882Yes and yes. Theyre basically there to make every uma more unique.
>>551301000Tama is so cute here.
>>551300451Yep.The true seething Uma was the mad scientist
>gentildonna rerunThe real horse died? Rerun it.
>>551297691isn't it amazing how this kind of content will make every single f2p to use their B+ suzuka and push the whale ones even more forward with zero spot struggle?
>>551300480Marvellous?
I can't believe they're about to reveal Admire Obama
>>551301123>F2Ptards think their Suzuka is free win>they just end up being rabbits for front whalesAt last I truly see... so this is what VF and the sloptubers were aiming for all this time?
new Dicktus
mackween wife alt
Biggus Dictus
SAYHERNAME
>>551301291>>551301297>>551301323>>551301332ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE GET IT
chill out
>>551301291>>551301297>>551301323>>551301332my Dicktus is erect alright
shut up
>>551301291>>551301297>>551301323>>551301332
>>551301332WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?
>>551301332Joe Hendry
new uma lmaooooooooooo
>her unique is spinning a top on her palmbro i could do that when i was a kid
>>551301291>>551301297>>551301323>>551301332>>551301404
More like uhhhh uhmmmm uhhhh
Why she's playing a wooden beyblade lmao
I don't care for ikuno dictus. The only good canopus members are neicha, mambo and double jet
HOOEH
a fuarking dreidelshalom
I like Dickta Striker better ngl.
>>551301508It's picking up speed
>>551301517oh shit it's a garrotte
eeehhh
New pussy?
New pussy…?
>>551301603novel possi
>>551301097Cute Natie wife
Novel pussy... new fresh umanko...
>>551288939You guys pulled for SMaru right and Suzuka with the selector right?You might as well make Arima aces now if you dont have these 2
Laurel just invited me into her home
Star Blossom anime confirmed
>that unique animationThat's what game Laurel is like btw. A tease and a flirt.
>>551301603Our next anime mc
THATS IT, YOU'RE GOING TO FRANCE
oh shit it's doberis her banner coming?
Fuck the japanese not wanting sexo umas in their game
Event points check?
When are they going to release Curren...
>>551301723RIP
>>551301765Next week.
>>551300951>>551301002>>551301012kewl thanks
>>551301774Dead
>>551301765All of the 10mb updates are adding the next banner uma into the lobby chats
>>551301778
nouvelle...pousse...............
air groove looks like THAT?!
Wife Groove
So is the card good or not?
are we gonna get mant or some broken new cup before/during sag cup?
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE
>>551301970Unity 2.0 releases befoer MANT.
>>551301908>>551301918>>551302027
JP secondaries leave the thread at once, or else
>>551301970*broken new card
>>551301970i feel like changing the order of the careers would be too big of a shift
>>551301918Air Boob...
>>551301964almond bros we are free..
>>551302081Globalbabs should move to /umajp/, it only makes sense!
Sakura wife (gook (french))
SUGEEEEE
This card looks OP.
FINE MOTION BROS
I HATE HAG GROOVE
>>551302081I don't play JP nor do I speak japanese so I can't understand what they're saying but I'm still watching the pakalive because I'm curious.
>>551302060Based
I really like this image.
>>551302081I love my JPdacchis, eat shit nigerian
Fine so sexy and cute
>>551302081>JP secondariesWill be using that to address these larpers from now on
I've fallen for the ice queen.
>>551302242holy fuark those hips
>>551302242Nice thiccness
moonruners what were they talking about right now with Fine Motion's hint
>>551302193I love the Irish.
>>551302364you get more hints if you meet the criteria. those skills must be damn good
>>551302364Her unique gives you 2 hints from a hint event
Bet none of these 3D whores even know what they're reading off the script for the card specs
fuck that was nice
>>551302312Please stop posting images of Taiki being aware of her body assets, I can barely resist her while acting like a dog, give her some assertiveness and I'm done for
wtf i love air groove now
>>551301291>>551301404If they made her horse-sized would she then be Biggus Dicktus?
unironically... how does he do it?
Is wedding FineMo better than regular FineMo?
These lives have convinced me to nanpa Japanese women in their 30s
>>551301291cute
finebros we're going to kyoto
>>551302560I get 650k scores without ever building umas for TT, if you no life trying to build umas for that mode that's what you can get I suppose
nyo.... the opera skin....
>>551302560farm points off the dude in number 2
DO THE OPERA VOICE YOU BITCH
>>551302528She's very proud of them
WHO
BOYFAGGOTBROS WE WON
UMALLAH SHE LOOKS LIKE AN NPC
Another boy
>>551302560Wintrading, top pool is low so you keep rolling until you find your bro with shit but high ranked umas.
mejiro ryan 2
Mejiro Ryan if she was good looking
>KisekiHaven't had an actual oldfag horse in a while
another ultra jobber
KISEKI!?
her name is kiseki but i have no idea who the FUCK that is
>>551300883My grandparents gave me a home grown duck and 3 chicken.
Who even rolling for this?
boyfuckers...
>>551302857>7 golds in that image and it keeps going
>name is Kiseki>loves reading and drawing manga>wants to become the protagonistThat's it.
fuji is the only kiseki for me
dassa man
>>551302945>home grown duck and 3 chickendead or alive?
>>551302862That's a much better haircut than Ryan. Also Ryan has a bigger bust.
>>551302968>>551302957AHAHAHAHA SHE LOOKS SO STUPIDWonder how she would look pregnant
>ryan but actually attractiveBASED
>Another hoyoslop chink designRemember when simple was best?
>>551302940RULERSHIP FUCKING WHEN
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2003808361041850368WHATDIDTHEYMEANBYTHIS?
>>551302560He has a guide in his twitter.comtldr from a I remember>whale, obviously>stamina is a meme stat>suzuka is a meme card use tazuna
>>551303059retard
>>551302965He got better.
fuck it, we bakushin
The year is 2025, I am forgotten...
Boy pussy
PiggieGODS... we won
>>551303073wow he sucks
which Uma would most likely be alt right and has watched Europa the Last Battle?Eishin Flash?
>>551303195
>>551303086>>551302965Uhh... where's the speed cao?
>blue tap dance
>>551303073just a coincidence
>>551303069>rulershipanother Air Groove grandchild beside Duramente
>>551303238special week
>>551303238tamamo cross
>>551303238
Guys… They’re talking about us!!!!!
>>551303073>4 Takarazuka & 4 Arima appearancesSasuga main character
>their only achievement is a kikka sho 1st place
>>551303195Tell me what it's like to be raped by this group
>>551303008its for meat, its already in the freezer.
MARESSSSSSSS
>>551303404Who's that in the middle?
So basically they ran out of actual winners and any random jabroni can join uma. Just go full time international instead.
>>551303332>The White Blitzkrieg, Tamamo CroSS A little on the nose there John Cygames...
Stop the mares propaganda, all umas are equal
>>551303234She's a jobber. What the fuck.
>>551303249>>551303382>watch race>win easily>"YES I WON">look outside>AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why don't they ever have an event where the umas go to the USA instead of random places in japan for once
>>551303459The bear slayer
>>551303461
>>551303195>nishino flower replaces maru>tach replaces rudolphwho replaces the other 3?
>>551303459Daring Tact. If memory serves she's not trainable in JP yet but she has a support card.
>>551303516
>>551303516they never learn
I'm gonna Derby an uma
>>551303234He's a prominent front runner. Go watch all his G1 races, especially the 2021 Japan Cup. His retirement marked the end of an era.
>>551303461there's still a ton of big time winners to go through
>>551303461What eras can they cover for American/European umas? Surely we have some banger notable eras who can compete with the storytelling of Golden Generation, Oguri Cap, and Rudolf, right?
I would do unspeakable things to that Gentildonna napkin
>>551303404RAPE SEX RAPE
>>551303606Easy Goer vs Sunday Silence
>>551303521Cygames isn't throwing money around at US racecourses for nothing. US career coming for sure.
>>551303516As expected of trainersan
>>551303516YOU WIRR ROOSU
>>551303404ramonu sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexsex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexsex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexsex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
when is the Secretariat uma? Should I start saving for her?
>>551303404Still is so cute...
>>551303461If jobber of earth can be a 3 star literally anything can
>>551303521they already have L'arc
>rape this>rape thatSTOP! YOU KNOW RAPE IS BAD! RAPE IS UNWANTED AND HORRIFIC! WHAT YOU WANT IS CONSENSUAL ROUGH BABY MAKING SEX WITH LIGHT ASPHYXIATION, STOMACH PUNCHING, FACE SPITTING, HUMILIATION PLAY AND HAND HOLDING WHILE BEING WATCHED BY OTHER TRAINEES! YOU SICKEN ME
USA event would really boost the role of dirt uma.
>>551303895no
A fucking Coco's collab?? What the fuck?
AIEEE she said merry christmas I heard it!!!!
>>551303330>>551303332>>551303315>Special Chud>Tamamo Chud
>"but did they win"Did you win?
>>551303521Forever Young and American Scenario soon bwo
>>551302193What a cutie.
>this collab>that collabWhen is the Tesco collab? I want uma stuff when I go there.
>>551304057YesI'm a 5-time CM champion
>>551304058Will we get English voice actors in this so-called American Scenario
>>551303961*breaks her legs*You're welcome onii-sama
>subtle gamer merch
>>551304209Now you can be your own Air Shakur
>>551304195You'll get Japanese voice actors speaking engrish instead.
Tachyon is also only 1 G1 winner
>>551302217dont say that....
>>551304141Only if we get Tesco Boy
>>551304310but tachyon is a 1 star
>Let's collab with a bakery that has only five locations in a single U.S. state
>>551304171yeah I'm just being a cocksucker
>>551304209
>>551304209I'd buy it
>>551304209It's good.
>I'm in love with the coco *snorts*rudolf you cant say that...
>>551303404Wives
>>551304204Rice wouldn't act like this
Burying my face into Tokai Teio's pits until I die of asphyxiation
Digitan
>>551303521If Saudi weeb prince becomes interested in umas instead of Dota, you can probably expect anime adaptation of Maru racing in Arabian Cup
They uploaded Stay Gold's concept art
>>551304204*breaks Rice's hymen*
>>551304523cute
>>551304640What's that thing supposed to be? A sawed-off?
>>551304731>>551304731>>551304731
>>551303954Yes
>>551304738Its a knife
>>551304406silly anonit's JP onlysilly anon
>>551304757>Page 4>Haven't even hit image limit yetFuck off.
>>551304757no thanks, retard
>MERRY CHRISTMAS EVEAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE CYGAMES SHE SAID THE C WORD
>>551304292I’m fine with Japanese VAs for the Umas.But they better get Larry Collmus to be the in-game Announcer for the American races.
do we get any gibs
this fucking smug bitch
MERII KURISUMASU
>>551304858>>551304195English VA would have to voice shitton of lines because different umas so, probably not.
>>551304523sexy bobo
>>551304794She uses it on hobos, just to watch them die.
>the next CM in JP is going to take place in americaholy fucking kino can we get that after the arima cm
>>551304858That'd be kino but they just used the usual announcers in Longchamp
>>551303404RUN TRAINER RUN
>>551305081Maybe just for a main story race.
Kitahara won...
>>551300820If you gamble and lose
Police uses horses sometimes. Does that mean there are police Umas?
>>551305803can do normals jobs, they are just predominantly disposed to running and doing idol stuff
>>551303404I'll take the zoomette on the left
>>551305803bro
