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>>551301298based thread
Kill festive pyros. Behead festive pyros with the festive eyelander. Give festive pyros coal. Dont invite festive festive pyros to christmas dinner. Roundhouse kick a festive pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a festive gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy festive pyro mains. Defecate into a festive pyros festive sandvich. Launch festive pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry festive pyros in a wok. Toss festive pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a festive pyros gasstank. Judo throw festive pyros into a woodchipper. Twist festive pyros heads off. Report festive pyros to Valve. Karate chop festive pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant festive pyros. Trap festive pyros in the underworld. Dump festive pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify festive pyros into a vat of acid. Eat festive pyros. Dissect festive pyros. Exterminate festive pyros in MGE. Stomp on festive pyros skull with the festive mantreads. Make festive pyros check'em. Cremate festive pyros with the festive degreaser. Lobotomize festive pyros. Mandatory trade bans for festive pyros. Crush festive pyros into a festive paste. Drown festive pyros in festive jarate. Vapourize festive pyros with a festive pomson. Spawn camp festive pyros. Kick a festive pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark festive pyros from hat drops. Feed festive pyros to alligators. Slice festive pyros open with the festive half-zatoichi.
>>551301791Fuck festive pyros. Get head from festive pyros. Fuck a festive pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy festive pyro cunts. Have the festive pyro make you a festive sandvich after. Launch sperm into festive pyros. Fry festive pyros' brains with sex. Toss a festive pyro's salad. Urinate into a festive pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw festive pyros onto a bed. Twist festive pyros' nipples. Report your love for festive pyros to Valve. Split festive pyros' legs in half. Impregnate festive pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon festive pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a festive pyro cum dumpster. Submerge festive pyros into a vat of cum. Eat festive pyros' pussies. Dissect festive pyros' clothes off. Dominate festive pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap festive pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make festive pyros suck'em. Cream inside festive pyros' holes. Lobotomize festive pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for festive pyros. Give festive pyros your love paste. Drown festive pyros in mad milk. Whip festive pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with festive pyros. Invite a festive pyro to your mvm lobby. Give festive pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck festive pyros like an alligator. Slice festive pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>551301298Demo wants to enjoy his beer in peace but all them anime hoes ain't giving him any space
free me from this technicolor hell
>>551303070this butt also festive shupos
>>551303070>>551306360many are saying this
>>551303070This but Soldier
Did Zesty win yet?
>>551313594he sure did
Imagine being a tradermain for tf2. Hoarding items for an increasingly dying game with a backpack "value" that is nonexistent to anyone trading skins that actually matter like cs. A backpack of digital currency worth nothing, and then trying to get 5000 keys for a hat that you can only use on the 3 community servers that aren't dead. If you're actually trading for anything with them you are genuinely retarded. Who's going to hold the bag after you?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>551303070Stale
He's so perfect bros
701Sounds like a poor cope to me
>>551310783hell yeah
860Sure let me spend 10k usd on a hat I can use on one of three community servers (One of which you can't use cosmetics on unless you pay shounic monthly). A much better investment than a knife. Traderfag tried to tell me the price would only go up and I fucking snorted
(voice) engineer: pony
>>551316489>tummy halos
>>551328547Buying Counter-Strike crap isn't really a good idea either. IMO at least TF2 is a skill-based game where people can see funny glowing hats longer than 2 seconds. Still not gonna buy a $1,000 hat though.
if i have 1000 bucks to spend i can find literally anything better than pixels, even if it's for my all time favorite video game
>>551332640Its stupid either way. At least if you buy a cs item you actually will have something where line goes up. Nobody gives a fuck about tf2 as a game because zoomies would rather play fortnite or call of duty. Nobody gives a fuck about its economy other than the "traders" holding the bag and controlling the unusual market. Nobody at valve even wants to work on it. These glowing hats are worthless when your only choices to play these days are shounic, skial, or a half dead server like ugc for all of 20 people to see. As an arena game fan it fucking blows. Tf3 would likely be an even greater casualization. In the same way tf2 was made more casual for quake and arena shooter players
>>551301298>Dogshit map>Soulless Demoman>Soulless Japanese CartoonsTrans Fortress 2 approved
>>551316489You are not beating the pedo accusations
>>551303070This will never be funny no matter how much you spam it sister
>>551334598>>551334442Stop being transphobic on christmas eve.
Why is this thread so slow?
>>551301298this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>551335682Trvth nvke
>>551335589Hopefully everyone's finally getting out to search for a job or a girlfriend to start 2026 strong
I will not be playing TF2 on christmas day, I don't celebrate christmas either.
>>551336996You know the anime girl posters aren't going to do that though.
>>551337191Maybe if their parents threaten to kick them out of the home to quit leeching and become independent
>>551337471They would become homeless or end up in a mental asylum.
>>551336996Viva you should make it your New Year's resolution to become a manager for a Whole Foods supermarket, they are generally much nicer than other grocery stores and they don't sell genetically-modified slop.
>Updated The Fists of Steel to use the RED team version for the backpack imagewhy? It's been assumed for years that its backpack icon is blue because steel is supposed to use a cold color
>>551334598and no one will ever give a shit what you think no matter how much you spam it xister
Merry Smissmas /tf2g/
>>551342862thank you steam friends postermay you find steam friends this smissmas
>>551342862>>551343159https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2You forgot to put your steam group
>>551344702Mate, stop promoting your steam group.
>>551344809sister, it's your steam group, post it with your gay avatars at least
>>551344873Wrong. This is a demofloyd approved group!Demofloyd says: TRANS RIGHTS!
>>551342862>>551343159so true >>551345005Something about begging for friends is sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>551346239I didn't report anyone, you're the one announcing your reports and got slapped for it you delusional schizo. Also the one spamming his shitty art is the tranny making the bad edits; have a merry christmas!
>>551346239Was there ever any doubt?
>>551344702>so obsessed with trannies that he needs to spam his favorite group in every thread
>>551346239>>551346872The schizo has nothing better to do on christmas eve, it's sad.
>>551346872>>551346914Why are you guys so upset, it's christmas eve go play tf2
>>551346914He's here camping the thread 24/7Did you expect him to have a family, let alone any friends?
>>551346914>>551347419tf2? seriously stop talking about yourself and try talking about Team Fortress 2 already
>>551347513>said the guy posting about trannies on Christmas eve
complete lack of self awareness ^
>>551347419Nah of course not, it's just sad
post shupos
>>551349157They're not related to TF2.
gifting your steam friend a Something Special For Someone Special for christmas
>>551349676but they're related to tf2g
i wish i was allowed to killbind
>>551351759cumming on the paper bear
>>551351661HOLY TRANS FORTRESS 2
3 NIGASON CART
>>551352426many are saying this
Check out my Christmas drop guys!
>>551352305What's does killbind means?
>>551354874When you unalive yourself.
>>551356465Wtf did I did???? :(
>>551354850and got a nametag right now. What a Christmas!
I am a proud 27 year old virgin.
>>551301298I liked OP's post.
>>551358050Based, beats the alternative tf2 player who is addicted to porn and some troom or furfag
>>551359417those are not mutually exclusive with virgin
>>551358127Most of us did. It's only the schizo who lives here and complains about anime all day who didn't.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>551368982Not enough comfy posting.
>>551373907me and fempyro on that tent
reminder that cow mangler used to have 5 rockets in the clip and everyone said it was worse because it had a 10% slower reload speed
>>551374104Cow Mangler's old particle used to decimate your FPS to sub 20 to the point that Valve had to change it twice.
>everyone away with their families>floydschizo still here talking to himselfsad
I think more people would like Bread Space if it had the game's actual art style and not alien nonsense for no reason.
>>551375958and had a better layout
>>551333647>At least if you buy a cs item you actually will have something where line goes upis this a jokecs:go tradermains were killing themselves a couple weeks ago because knives became craftable
Holiday GameHoliday General
>>551384128banana
>>551376401Prices for reds/elites have risen exponentially. After all the panic selling knives are stabilizing and rapidly climbing in price again. Currently most knives are at prices that are only a little under when the crash happened, and are steadily rising. I still don't recommend getting into trading, but it isn't as bad as all the shitposting was going on about. Those chinese fags killed themselves for nothing
>>551384649>Those chinese fags killed themselves for nothingGood
>>551384128>>551384421
>no hats mod>quit trading>sold all my cosmetic garbage to suckers who value that garbage>delete all random drops pretend they don't even exist>don't engage with the loadout system at all>play on !weap servers if i want to play with unlockswhat's stopping you from doing this?
>>551388828>what's stopping you from doing this?I want my fempyro wife to look pretty.
>>551388828>play on !weap servers if i want to play with unlocksnot wearing hats is one thing but this is super performative lmao, just keep 1 base quality copy of unlock weapons
I just sold all my special rarity weapons and started using uncraftable or untradeable or whatever the fuck gifted garbage weapons, because honestly who gives a shit about anything else? They all shoot the same. The skins look like ass because they're just pulling textures from a random spot on a texture sheet, so they almost universally look like shit since they weren't specifically tailored for the weapons they're applied on, australiums are tasteless golden gun shit that doesn't fit the artstyle and should've stayed in CoD, stranges don't even fulfill their purpose of releasing dopamine when you get X number of kills because all the levels are frontloaded, and they don't work in terms of bragging rights because anyone could've afk farmed their levels on an item server, and killstreak kitted weapons are yet more gaudy eyesores and basically put a giant "please focus on me" sign on your head. Idk why I even collected that shit in the first place, I guess cuz everyone else was doing it, but I'm content with just some cheap hats and things my friends gifted me nowadays.
>>551349157Merry christmas Shupobro.
>>551354850>>551357091Better name that kitty, anon!
>>551349157>>551391460merry shupomas
>>551397617Merry Shupomas!
>>551397617shupo shupo
Unblock me so I can give you back your items.
Casual is a way better experience on average than most community servers. Castaway is pretty good though, but sometimes I prefer not to see the same gamers all the time
>>551402731You say this because you never played TF2 before it went F2P and let community servers die.
>>551403627I've played since 09.
>>551403627tf2 going f2p did not kill community servers, mym did
>>551403717Then you should know that community servers used to be far more tailored to individual preferences than casual ever could be.>>551403740Both of them were bad for community servers but MyM was the final nail in the coffin.
I miss my custom map servers with people that casually talked about whatever
>>551404535I've always preferred the feeling of playing with randoms above any quibbling distinctions like crits vs. non-crits. I don't mourn the death of the community server because I own being a part of the exodus. I like vanilla tf2 without gay moderators or microcelebs.
>>551404535>huge influx of fresh blood was bad for community servers
ragebait
>>551405049The F2Ps didn't mostly go to community servers, they went to Valve servers.
>>551409476source? I would imagine with a influx of players that large, a statistically significant portion of them would realize valve servers suck and would find their own community server to call home (which let's be real, they did. the f2p playerbase is (or was at the time) obviously larger than the premium playerbase.
>>551413821yeah you really underestimate how little people care about that sort of thing. it's like expecting half of the overwatch playerbase to go out of their way to play custom lobbies and develop a community that way, instead of just taking the past of least resistance and pressing the matchmaking button
>>551415165overwatch players are 5x as braindead as tf2 players, so i don't think that's a fair comparison
>>551415586Is that even possible? When I see syringe gun medics I genuinely wonder if they're a sentient person.
>>551409476NUUUUUOOOHHH IM GOING INSANEI'M GOING TO ALICEYOU'RE HIDING ALICE AREN'T YOU?ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE
Just had a Craft #29 collector hit me up to ask about this thingamajig that I crafted ages ago. How much should I ask for?
>>551375958I absolutely love bread space, I don't play it purely because of the memory leak.
>>551417527stalk his backpack history for what he generally buys them for, ask for a bit extra because it has no trade history and you have a bit personal attachment to it
>>551419192Good thinking
>>551419192>>551419357Half of his shit was bought from Marketplace, so I asked him for his offer. Tried saying 8 Keys. I went all sappy and went "I built this with my hands. Hmph maybe I could do away with it for 20". He tugged at the bait, but didn't bite for now
>>5514203258 keys sounds extremely low for something old and extremely limited that was always desired, idk I'm not a tradermain so probably ask some tradermain chat like backpacktf/manncostore discord or something what they think
>>551413821Quickplay is actually partially at fault because it funneled people into official Valve servers instead of established community servers.
steam is ded
Merry Smissmas guys! ^_^
>>551421146good thing I'm playing the other tf2 then on my origin account.
>>551416060never forget that OW players literally need a button to imitate the act of rocketjumping
>>551420869it only initially did that, and besides, i could swear the majority of people used the sever browser instead of quickplay because it gave you better options
>People really be here posting degenerate images on christmas day
halal shupoday
>>551425712I remember absolutely crushing it as Pharah when OW just came out because playing her is basically just lobotomized Solider, and it annoyed me so much that all my mates insisted on playing instead of TF2
merry christmas sleepy tf2gs
>>551426740what a jolly image
>>551427543Why did you have to ruin it by adding that non TF2 related character?
>>551426740here's a higher res shupobro
>>551427543maykin' baykin
>>551337471Looks like you was right.
>>551429954I always was. I always am. I always will be
>>551428372>konata has a golden pan and I don'tit's ovah
>>551431651She's always fragging, what did you expect?
>>551434707why is she fragging with her shorts down?
>>551434771Better cooling.
>unusual that i wanted got sold>sell date: 25th decemberIT'S UNBELIEVABLY OVER
>>551435683Maybe it's a secret santa :)
i should be shot in the back of the head execution style
>>551301298Merry Christmas
>>551443115Why?
>>551391460>>551397617>>551397861>>551398268Saddest Trans Fortress 2 Christmas...
>>551445330How are they still here doing it on christmas day?
>>551427752At least be happy that it has tf2 characters in it. The shupo posters don’t even try.
>>551445501I don't even joke when I say "It's literally all they have"
Spy should be as fast or almost as fast as Scout
>>551446468No, he's already as fast as a medic, that's more thane enough.
>>551446468Your Dead Ringer, anon? Spy already moves as fast as a Scout.
>>551446754I'm going to fuck a german bote and nobody here can stop me from doing that.
>>551443687Happy Christmas nigga <3
>>551446521>more thane enoughAnd yet he's the worst class in the game
>>551443687Merry Christmas Drawanon.
>>551448667yeah man movespeed will fix that and make him not the worst class
>>551443687Needs big honkers
>>551445330>>551445501>>551445670oh the irony
>>551426740>>551428121source pls
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, /tf2g/
>>551454779That pic needs Ui.
>>551443687>>551454779UOOOOHH MERRY CHRISTMASSSS
>>551454964I think I saved a footjob picture of her once
>>551454779You posted the wrong game.
>>551454779i can smell this image
>>551454779thanks bro
>>551455691How does it smell?
>>551454779>no shupos
>>551454779i don't get itwhere are the shupos?
>>551454779if I was in that room I would feel very uncomfortable and would start crying
>>551458176Why?
>>551454552https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12902635&tags=hare_%28aeex5727%29
>>551455786ozone
>>551459960What a degenerate video.
>>551459960what a BASED video
>>551448294>>551449591>>551455097https://files.catbox.moe/4ksv5r.png
>>551463140
>>551463140how do i learn to draw
>>551463140UOOOOOOGHHHHHH
>>551463429>>551463463>>551464129>>551465460>>551466018Samefag
>>551463140Next OP right there
>>551466182yep all me, Olivia is mine alone
>>551466182lol
>>551463140Needs big honkers
good change?
>>551469967Not really sure what more bullet per shot means here. Is the size of each shit connecting in the cone bigger? Also would this still be subject to the current minigun damage ramp up? Seems counter-intuitive if so since this weapon comes off as a corner popping primary you only use in short bursts.
>>551463140:)
>>551463463be incredibly horny every day to the point you can see the figures in your mind's eye
>>551463463Buy a nice pad and pen and put it by your desk and scribble sketches when you're bored. I do this and sometimes find it relaxing. Unless you have a specific drive to be a high level artist, avoid chaining yourself to guides; it will suck the fun out of it.
Give me 1 reason why stickybombs don't stick to people
>>551476423Greater capacity for people to grief their own team.
>>551425839you are correct, this is why there is such a weird disconnect between generations of tf2 players, old players hate matchmaking and want quickplay back, older players hate matchmaking AND quickplay and new players only use matchmaking because it is familiar to them coming from games like overwatch and marvel rivals and simply do not understand the desire for internet communities that exist outside of discord
the tight-knit community server experience is never coming back
>>551476423pipes already stick to people
>>551476423Imagine if the stickybomb s could stick to yourself.Now THAT'S suicide bomb
>>551469967Natascha is still a solid minigun. Why the fuck would you change it instead of making more weapons?
>>551469967No. Current Natty is perfectly fine as-is and shitters need to stop complaining about it.>waaah it makes playing scout or trolldier or demoknight annoyingGood, those are equally as annoying to play against.Heavy is weak enough, let him have some utility.
>>551481427I cannot accept this
>>551445330>>551445330>>551445670oh the truke
>-25% damage>30% slower spin up time>thinks this is remotely usable
>>551485779aye bro you get 20% damage reduction when you're below 50% hp :) you're tankier!
>>551485864cool i can fail to kill the enemy team a second longer
>Christmas is ending in 2 hours
>>551486429It already ended a few hours ago.
>>551486989>Either an Asiatic mongoloid, a Europoor, or a East Coast yuppie/tf2g/ belongs to USCentralGODS though
>>551487090Nu-uh
Pocket pistol is for fagsConch is for fagsEvery loadout for pyro is for fagsTide turner is for retard fagstomislav is for talentless fagsshort circuit is for pedophile fagsvacc is for fagssniper save for huntsman is for fagsl'entranger and dead ringer are for fags
>>551487090A few hours ago equates to East Coaster to you and you're supposedly US Central? Are you role-playing as someone from Kansas or something? It's 11:46 PM here in NYC, you fool
How the fuck do you actually use this in pubs
>sniper save for huntsman is for fags>randomly shoot arrows at head-height into a choke>kill people from full before they can even see you>this is superior to stock because _
>>551490639Use it on a heavy, hit it with the boston basher.Get free health regen
>>551490891Firing rate is slowerProjectiles having travel time means this happens at an even slower rate combined with the aboveHalf ammo so you don't get to do this as longDoesn't do nearly as much damage
>>551489727NYC is practically next door to London, city slicker
>>551491784How often are you getting into this position, and why would you not just get an extra 3 shots into the heavy in the time this takes
>>551490639Like jarate, toss into chokepoints
>>551490891>>551491816Huntsman would be fine IF it didn't hit on bounding box. The "the arrow misses by two and a half feet but suddenly teleports into your head" behavior is such bullshit, it's halfway to an aim assist. Plus you'd still be chokepoint spamming at head height anyway.
>>551491816>Doesn't do nearly as much damagehuntsman: 350 dmg in 1 second of chargesr: 450 damage in 3 seconds of charge difference in number of classes you are able to kill in 1 charged heashot: none
>>551492946cant kill overhealed heavies
>>551492326Everytime
>>551492946You are still not factoring the travel time of the projectile which is an absolutely crucial part of why huntsman is not goodGames are not won by "randomly getting two headshots on five minutes of spamming into a chokepoint", because soldier and demo are doing that much better
So we're back to>Le sniper isn't good because he can't decide the flow of battle the way power classes can!>All he does is make the game worse by randomly sending them back to spawn with no interaction!
Merry Pissmas!
Sniper seethe at these hours?It's like getting a lump of coal.
>>551494764 (me)>>551494819I wasn't seething, I was wishing a merry Christmas with a soundpost I made
>>551495010The posts above you is what I was jabbing at.You just posted before I did.
>>551494452If this is regarding the huntsman you are actually retarded
Farewell, my BMOC. See you again next year...
>>551490639it's for search and destroy missions vs spies
>>551490639throw it at the cart and watch your teammates become immortal
>>551490639drink it
I just found this. I thought you couldn't find normal shit
>>551501935>level 128
>>551501935holy shit a bat just flew over my house
>>551501935Tell me when you get a level 83 sapper
>>551501935must be a glitch item
>>551301298REAL MEN FIGHT, THEY DON'T 'EAL
>>551501935fake and gay
>>551483568I saw you in the new CyberWizard video
>>551516234this reminds me of that porn artist that appeared in a solarlight video calling him a faggot, or something similar
New Heavy secondary that gives him 100 extra max ammo (300 total) for his minigun + slow ammo regen
>>551521939give it faster firing speed or something, just more ammo would merely be a crutch for noobs with lack of ammo managment skills (picking up a box/dispenser when you are at less than 100 bullets)
make minigun bullets flinch snipers, it's completely retarded that they don't unless the heavy is in melee range of the sniper
>>551354850Pocket Uni/Big Boobs
soldier should have a sawn-off m79 as a secondary option
Why am i cursed to have worthless nigger faggot team mates :(
>>551530805because the matchmaking system is literally designed to give you shit teams 50% of the time and pair up people in a party on the same team, which won't be yours
>>551523656Fun fact, minigun used to flinch sniper at any range.Valve just decided to give minigun flinch immunity to sniper out of nowhere after the introduction of Cozy Camper in 2012.
Rate my Smissmas caberknight
>>551520202what
>>551531980Dogshit
Realistically how hard would it be for Valve to add Strange quality to all weapons that don't have it yet? It's like one afternoon of work, right?
>>551523656They used to. It was one of the many changes that were dedicated to shitting on heavy and making him unbearable to play during those year segments>Amby headshots from any range>Sandman + Cleaver Scouts>No longer flinching sniperWas so bad I actually quit until they reverted all it all
>>551531664During the time period where Valve was actually working on TF2 they made multiple changes purely to benefit Sniper
>>551516234yeah we got diffed. I remember distinctively playing against the spy wasn't that bad but it was the first time any of us played comp so we all sucked at it at the time
>>551531980tf2core>>551533395not very hard at all, but the market ramifications would be something to consider for them>>551534529>changes that were dedicated to shitting on heavy>lists only one thing that was dedicated to shitting on heavyamby spies were finesandman cleaver scouts were annoying, but you always knew exactly what they were gonna do so you could plan accordingly
>>551538659>Amby spies were fine>Sandman cleaver scouts were fineNo.
>>551531980kinoignore viva, he's retarded
>>551543623you hate fun and whimsy chud
>>551531980It's pretty much verboten to wear the pyrovision goggles.
>>551547391According to who?
>>551547572According to the TF2 stereotypes videos. When Soundsmith is speaking, you will stop what you're doing and listen.
>>551547839When is he going to get cancelled for making fun of Mexicans?
>>551547978Never, Mexicans don't care. They are based liked that.
pony up, boys
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/82/Demoman_gibberish04.wav
>>551553810perfect canon demoman gameplay
>>551553810Why hit him once then ignore him?
Wacky races is gonna be the next map on shounics server
>>551555283because he's drunk. you don't have an excuse
>>551494764>it's like pissmas morning
>>551555283he saw the med took damage from a roller and then some from the pyro so his instinct to hit the -100 pipe took over
>>551553810based demofragwhy is the quality so poor for such a short clip? adjust the bits next time
why are there so many trannies in this game?
Some time ago, one of the anime posters mentioned reading Tolstoy's (and perhaps others) books. I am getting back into reading after a hiatus of about 10 years - long story - but recieved an ereader as a Smissmas gift to encourage me and would like to emulate the Heavy, my main, as a Russian /lit/ expert. However, I'm concious that high level authors like this can be a bit complex to read and I don't want to bite off more than I can chew. Is there a particular title I can select to ease myself in?
>>551559690nta but getting good quality from webms is tricky. You need 2 pass encoding as well as the following flags in ffmpeg-c:v libvpx-vp9 -quality good -speed 0 -g 300but then it takes like a minute to encode 10 seconds
>>551562403You'd have to be mentally ill to continue playing tf2 atp, community seems to be a split between chuds and troons now.
>>551553810>domination flag on a player everyone is ignoringmany such cases
>>551562791Imo fictional books are only good if you can see how the author tried to self-insert as a character. I liked The Great Gatsby because it's written by a complete loser who gained undeserved wealth only to drink himself to death and constantly believed that his schizophrenic wife was cuckolding him (she wasn't tho) and you can see this as a mirror reflection of the character Mr. Gatsby.I don't really know much about Tolstoy's backstory though so I never got into War and Peace.
>>551562858my clips don't have these problems unless 15+ seconds in length.
>>551562403Because troons are just white autistic men and those type of people flock to this game
heavy shoud get a chainsaw primarylighter than miniguns so base run speed increased to soldier speedgoes back to heavy base speed when revved uplonger than melee rangecounts as second melee so can be used with buffalo steak don't use it with steak, use it with a shotgun
>>551559690i just let handbrake run default settings it usually werks
>>551566554sniff
>>551567254fun idea but it would be horrible to use, the minigun already does 400+ dps point blank
>>551575369yes, but this has more fast and more fast means more fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_L4LiQRu2sIT'S UP
>>551577870>Video unavailable>This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright groundsno it's not
>>551578063Works on my machine
give heavy a cartoonishly big slug launcher
>>551578063>Russianhehehehe fucking retard
>>551567254>base run speed increased to soldier speed>use it with a shotgunSoldier runs like 5% faster than heavy.
>>551562858/wsg/ exists, you can crosslink there
>>551578410actually yes, i agree, should be demo speed instead. soldier doesn't cross any relevant tresholds but demo running forward outruns backpedalling engies, pyros and snipers. good catch.
>>551578645eh I'm fine with the quality ffmpeg produces for 4mb files. This is my longest clip and it's not unacceptably badIf I need any more I'd just post it on catbox
>>551580709>highlanderbased compchad finally playing the better comp
>all the servers are dead>casual is MEGA deadTF3 when
>>551586293come home white man
>>551580709nice airshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJMvADm6l08&lc=Goldrush LOST
>>551584883if every time I played highlander it was scout koth, it'd be somewhat bearable
Why is this game populated with so many homosexual white dudes?I'm black by the way.
>>551587574>game with the most amount of homsexual white dudes in the main cast>"why are there so many homos here"
>>551587574faggots literally do not exist
>>551587574Ain't no way a black "man" would post an image like that.
>>551587574>Black and posts BApick a struggle bro
>>551590370being a gamer is enough struggle
>>551587574i am black and trans but nobody believes me not even in-game
>>551543623i did not say sandcleaver scouts were fine, i said they were annoying but manageableamby spies WERE fine, the actual problem was the dead ringer making them as tanky as a FoS heavy on a short cooldown
>>551555283because he crit him with the pan which should have killed him, but the lag made the hit not register as a crit
I wish they had rebuilt tf2 from the ground up as a separate game before trading was implemented, so that it wasn't such a spaghetti coded nightmare to work on and keep updating
i wish they had put more of olivia's huge boobies everywhere
>>551599956she is FLAT
dead gamedead general
>>551604405What killed it?
>>551604983hyposhupo syndrome
Still working on getting the server up.Resupply is in a thin line above the floor, the same one as in the engineer event, if you jump you won't be resupplying. It is very possible to rocket jump to the other side, but if you fall you die.
>no war paint for direct hit or fan
>>551612082good
>>551613160NOT! (world famous quote from Borat)
>>551613210tf2 needs more skins like you need another chin
>>551613403like you need to get the stick out of your bum bum
>>551612082There's a high chance they were going to make more weapons war paint-able in the next contract pass and then the next contract pass never came so they never did.Maybe some autist will make a workshop entry for it now that the festivizer thing happened
>>551609869You decided on Direct Hit battles? Neat.
>>551614496it was voted on, it won by a single vote over my ScoRes battle idea.
Goodnight, my cute little virgins~
>>551615338bite the pillow, I'm going in dry
why do people join the most popular mge server on the most popular arena (spire) only to mge their friends as scout v scout and get mad if you join and kick one of them off
>>551616895because their quarters hadn't run out yet, obviously.
>>551616895because they're retarded
Still no other shooters as good as tf2have to keep playing tf2
>>551604405Its only dead if you stop playing
>>551621859>>551622273>>551625014
>>551621859GODDAMNNNNNN
The pro-Base Jumper arguments are just stupid and don't make any sense>the soldier should be able to jump 20x higher than scout and have infinite double jumps and if you say this is stupid nonsense you're the wrong person here. soldier being able to have free highground in any fight isn't already strong enough, all his downsides need to be removed. respect this well designed item that was created 10 years after the game launched now
>>551628552holy lying strawman batman
>>551628552yes, videogames are meant to be fun
>"argue in good faith" challenge: impossible
>>551629358for one side only
infinite flight with base jumper while on fire going in circles at nucleus was fun
>>551628552>the soldier should be able to jump 20x higher than scoutsoldier (and demo) already do that, and have done that since launch
I'm really enjoying GavleGonna miss it when Smissmas ends
Are there any cosmetics to give my Heavy the following>"Z" tattoo on left shoulder>Imperial Russian eagle tattoo over the chest>Tattoo over his upper back that reads "MГE бpaтья"?
>>551633673for me its a b b e y
>>551634139No to all you can only do signs, photo badge and round badges
enforcer should have greater dmg ramp-up while also having high dmg fall-off, and have the "while disguised" attribute axed
why are there lots of blue archive players in tf2 wtfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igoCfn_HGcA
>>551647502If you're a pedophile there's a chance you have played Team Fortress 2 before.
>>551647502>1k sub channel, of a fat sounding pedophile talking about how he enjoys BA and TF2>Entire comment section is literally full of tranny speak BA homos who happen to also play tf2you niggas need to goalso this >>551648424
>>551647502Good little video, not sure why it made the schizo mad
>>551650113>expecting the trannies and indians that moderate this hellhole to do their job
>>551650113way ahead of u , it doesn't matter even if its self promoting or off topic slop mods don't see their spam as anything but normal since all the other generals suffer the same shit >>551650507 also this
xavirav
>>551647502i only learned that shupos were from blue archive a few weeks ago because i didnt know what blue archive actually was lol i thought it was a seasonal anime
>>551647502The steam release made that shit tolerable, fuck playing on mobileNot clicking that video btw
>Look at threads from the last few days>Its more shupo and Floyd posting than usual>Realize its because they’re no-lifers that don’t have anything better to do during Christmas (their families probably resent them)Lol! Merry Christmas!
>>551653591My mum loves me.My dad, I haven't seen him in over 13 years.
>>551653834>My dad, I haven't seen him in over 13 years.that explains everything lmao
>promoting his stupid channel>the same retarded names posted here also ending up in the videolmao
>>551653591the last shupo post was almost 2 days ago
>>551653591i can smell the skinny fat gay white males and SEA dogs
>>551655443pretty sure he meant BA
Should I play this game?
>>551656923yeah, it alright
>>551655952i dont remember ever voting for them
>>551621859
sex update will launch on new year'strvst ze plan
>>551664512Do you even like Gumball or do you just wanna fuck that paper bear?
>>551665236i like the show & want to fuck the other teriposter
>>551667128basedregular show was the better 2010s show though
Trans Fortress 2 hours
>>551667128Is it because you find me charming or because it’s out of hate?
force of nature is honestly pretty fun
>>551674179For a second I thought it was the first spy you killed that killed you.
>>551674179why does every single pub scout use this gun now, i never see stock anymore
>>551676954idk. only reason why I picked it up was the enemy scout was using it lol
>>551676954Because stock is boring.
>>551647502ohhhh so that explains it
>>551672069it's because...
Can I get some tf2 spray chain going? They are phasing out more and more.
Why is Heavy a bear now?
>>551683016Another one
>>551683016
>>551683016What server was that in
>>551647502>BA brownies sound exactly like you expectlmaoooooo
>>551647502Good video, very informative
>>551686167The comment section of the video is the funniest shit too, truly just sad how they think their gacha slop is comparable to tf2
>>551647502wtf there's a BA overwatch clone?
>>551685391Uhhh black wonder tf2ware
>basically the soldier equivalent of the eyelander>nobody wants to equip it or use itWhy?
>>551691606>shoot 8 rockets>does 180 damage
>>551633673https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goati found out from the map that the swedes have a tradition of people trying to burn the goatmakes the map more interesting with the tf2 mercs carrying out irl lore
>>551691606i like the gimmick and i will use it, but you simply can't kill people like you can with stock or DHalso extremely fun in MvM after you upgrade clip size and reload speed
>>551691606If you use it while RJ, it has next to zero splash damage. If you use it normally, 15% damage penalty bites you in the ass.It's S tier in MVM.
soldier really is the poverty class in 6s
>>551698836that's my lovely little lesbian
my transbian ass:
dead game dead general
shupo game shupo general
Is there going to be boxing this year? I really want to win and use the steam gift card to buy coffin of andy and leyley. 100% OJ or ender lillies.
>>551708650nope, too many anime avatars ping abusing last time
>>551707420many are saying this
>>551707420true!
>>551708650Yes >>551609869
>>551676954the problem with the force a nature is that for scout high burst damage is far more valuable than consistent damage>landing both shots will outright kill everyone except heavy, and soldier will die to fall damage if your second shot isnt close enough>nearly impossible to fight a good FaN scout with any other scattergun.>the lower damage output of other scatterguns means that enemies have more time to kill you while you're picking people off.
>>551658395whaddya mean "it alright"
>>551685391>fempyro thong assbased
>>551712782it was the best choice
>>551713353indeed
>>551691606for me its the dumpster rocket launcher
>>551707420this but they're bouncing on my dick instead
>>551724169it's the holidays dumbass everyone is spending time with their familiest. mobileposting from the fireplace
>>551724169because you're here
>>551725405Bit mean.
>>551724169I'm sick
>>551724169busy fapping to olivia's huge titties
How would you encourage hardscoping, without changing sniper so much that snipermains start seething?
>>551729709>without changing sniper so much that snipermains start seethingWhy is this a goal?
>>551729741well they're going to anyway, but I figured having that as something to keep in mind would lead to suggestions that wouldn't fundamentally change sniper as much
>>551729709hardscoping is suicide against competent players even if you're surrounded by teammates to protect you, there's no way to do that
>>551729709the rifle's charge up is exponential but an uncharged shot does piss-poor damage
https://shc.lol/c>shounic's new clip contest is between 2 random pyros and 2 "le funny thing everyone has seen a thousand times already"grim
>>551731867well this is blatantly untrue>>551731973this is already how it works thobeit
>>551734670>this is already how it workscould just take off 10 damage from the base, turn headshots to 120 uncharged50 isn't exactly "piss poor" that's like 20-30
>>551734860fair enoughi'm just trying to think of some way to get snipers to stop ADADAD strafing, there's something inherently irritating about it
>>551729709boom
>>551729709But hardscoping is already more effective than doing quickscope headshot
>>551739104have you played the game
>>551739142I regularly top score doing just machina bodyshotting.
>>551739104this is not true
>>551739306Bot games don't count.
>>551739142>>551739582I agree with him. Quickscope spam is only useful when you're trying to fight at close range, or against other Snipers. You can support your teammates by quickscoping to soften an enemy for them to finish off, but most competent players who take 150 without additional pressure will move into cover before you can get the second shot off.
Sniper should have 150 hp. Its unreal how squishy he is considering he barely can fight back from close range.>muh quickscopeThat thing that only 0.0001% of sniper main can do?And it doesnt help that smg has bloom for no reason
ALERT[sniper]defense forceIS IN THE BASE
>>551740242Nigga Sniper should have LESS health, he should NOT have any ability to fight in close range. He should have a base 100 hp with regular rifle, and gain +25 with the Hunstman.
>>551740242they should make his penis bigger
>>551740119i thought her feet was her having a fat ass from the thumbnail
>>551739582a quickscope headshot can't kill a full health soldier, pyro, demoman, heavy. 4 out of the 9 classesAnd if that player has a buff? kills no one other than a kunai/quick earner spyalso a fully charged body shot is easier to hit than a headshotThe only solution which I would accept is remove sniper from tf3
>>551740119the only people surviving 150s are soldiers, full hp demomen, and heavies. the former two are most often not at full hp and the latter is a joke to get 2 quickies on
>>551741234>also a fully charged body shot is easier to hit than a headshotyeah, but it's not as effective or as efficient. no one has an issue with noob snipers, it's the above average ones that are overly strong
>>551739104>>551740119Crying about quickscoping is a clear sign of being a scrub. If you are good at the game, you can dodge it or make the Sniper flinch.
>>551754853>Sniper Troons think its just quickscoping that makes his class OPlol
>>551754853I'm getting old, I don't want to smash my WASD and crouch keys to roll the dice on whether or not the ipad kid who just snorted three lines of xanax is going to miss me anymore
>>551754853konata plap
>>551732587>turn on one the pyro clips>obnoxious song>well guess i'll vote for the other one>play the other one>ANOTHER terrible songI don't know what I expected from Shounic's viewerbase
>>551754853>>551713353sexo
>>551758698athletes age out of competitions all the time nonny, but they've never changed the rules of a sport to let an oldhead keep playing
>>551768102I simply do not care
>>551729052She doesn't have any.
>>551764321>both clips are pyros with toaster config is pyro the wigger class?
>>551772615toaster config is a compnigger thing
toaster config is something wiggers do though
P*bbers when they play Sunshine for the first time
>>551776845>>551776487wigger short for compnigger
>>551647502> look at comment section> @ZestyJesus> Neru my beloved bros...why is my favorite youtuber a blue archive player??
>>551777794Neru isn't attractive.
>>551778308false
I can't configure my mouse. Especially for Scout. I feel like my settings are bad. How do I remove the excessive acceleration? In CS2 one setting for mouse and it works great.
>>551402731>Casual is a way better>t.picrel
>>551781657windows mouse settings
>>551784708Is that Uncle Dane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5YP7hUYuLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h4hxTUDgKI
after 13 years and over 5k hours i've done just about everything one could possibly do in this game. all my friends stopped playing long ago, this general has the same 7 people posting in it, community and casual servers are drying up. it's time i moved on. cheers to the best fps ever made. see you all when there's an actual update or TF3.
MvM update?
>>551788754We had 100+ different IPs back when 4chan measured the number of posters, it's hardly just "7 people posting" here. It's not good to chase what your friends are doing, you should do something because (You) yourself like it. TF2 has seen far worse times and I have hope that it'll continue to improve.
BA promo items in TF2 update?
>>551784708Not sure who that is, but that looks like a community server mod.
>>551789595the only thing you're huffing harder than girlfarts is hopium
>>551789595>We had 100+ different IPs back when 4chan measured the number of postersthat was also before we started getting raided by floydfag and shartyfags constantly, posting has dropped off massively since they set up shop over a year ago
>>551754853konata's konatas...
>why don't you play 12v12?
>>551789504Eric is probably just chilling at this point. He knows for a fact that nobody expects another TF2 update for half a year.
>>551801813OH SHIT IT'S THE /CO/ POSTER
I'm going to throw Cipherlock into the sun if australium eviction notice actually gets accepted
>>551802096sex with honeyand then sex with shuposin tf2
>>551802096finally I can breed with honey
>>551801813Scout main arc?
>>551802442no there's just no scrimmages during the holidays so I'm stuck play casual/puggingscout is a class I want to get good so eventually. I asked to be moved to fscout but my team still wants me on psolly
>>551803062>fscoutfemscout?
>>551803135flank scout, opposite to pscout or pocket scout. psolly is pocket soldier and the flank soldier is obviously roamer
>>551802096look ma', im famous!... apparently
>>551778308i can see their balls.....
>>551801813idgi just looks like a normal screenshot. If you mean the kill death ratio, it's not even enough to carry, your team lost 3 of the points and your team only got 1
>>551801813drop the hud senpai
>>551805142casual is won by the team with the most medicsalso who tf plays casual to win? I'm a compfag and I don't even play casual to win, I just like fragsalso also top scoring on the entire server with scout on payload?
>>551802096literally who
>>551805796you can topscore as heavy on payload
>>551806134what does that have to do with anythingMy reasoning for not playing 12v12 is it's too easy to topscore in. none of the frags looked flashy I just 2 shot pyros walking into me for 30 minutes
>>551808762>he doesn't know how to have funlol
Is the 200% control in air from Mantreads actually significant? The video on the wiki makes it seem like it barely does anything
>>551809538yes
>>551809495i play tf2 for flashy frags I don't know what to tell you>>551809538very much so. It won't turn you into a frag god but there's often times people try to juke your spoon and you're just out of reach by a tiny little bit
>>551777794something something age of the playerpeople who still play tf2 that seen the release day are going to be around 30yo and BA target audience is also around that age, it's common knowledge /bag/ is oji-san territory, I think the oldest people on /bag/ are close to 50yo, and people in the 20s or below make up for around 1/4th of the general
>>551778308>neru isn't attractivefaglord spotted
team fortress 2
>>551810875Cartoons aren't attractive either.
yeah this neru is nice and all, but she ain't no shupo
>Look into picking up my old hats from the golden years>They're in traderfag backpacks or exponentially more expensive I'm calling for total traderfag death
>>551813431Who would have thought that shit you can't get as easily anymore costs more to buy from the people who still have it all these years later? Calling for thanos snap for below 100 IQ.
>>551813710>He says as it sits in a backpack with 500+ unusuals in a dead video gameI'm calling for the ethnic cleansing of all /tf2g/ posters
>>551814486Can we start with the Zesty posters
>>551814869After the fempyro and shupo posters are stomped to death sure
>>551778308terrible taste
Seems like Neru won in the marketplace of BA girl ideas
would anyone add me on steam to play tf2 if i posted my id
There used to be a community map for vsh I think? There was a button or secret on it when you shot something it would play the 500 miles song. Anyone remember what map that was?
>>551819312If you were a Nor'Easter that mained Heavy, sure
>>551806134heavy "fragging" is so lame. just hold m1 while walking at 2mph. who the fuck wants to play that shit?
>>551820272you were on my friends list 11 years ago...
>>551820313I have only had one good play with heavy, using my fat ass to block a door the carrier went through.
>>551809538Not really, but the knockback resistance is huge because Heavy couldn't knock Soldier away when he is trying to use market gardener.
why did the meet the team videos fail to bring in more people even before meet your match
>>551815125floyd and sharty posters*
>>551819312No
>>551301298Where is the dawn picture from?
>>551812823>nooooo you have to spam the same 10 slopogaku images over and overKys shupo troonNeru is the new queen of /tf2g/
>>551835904nuh uh
>>551835904>shupos are primarily blue>neru is primarily redRED vs BLU... it is TF2 related
>>551812823live shupoGOD
>>551835904
>>551819312yea
>>551812823trvkewhy do BAfags insist in posting non-shupo girls?
They're all good choices
Do you guys actually know a thing about BA girls in their own game or is it about the porn only?
>>551839161for me, it's porn onlyyou'd never catch me touching gachaslop
>>551839161I know that the shupos are conductors on a train but otherwise it's only porn>t. never played BA
>>551839161shupos ride trains or something they're cute but i'm not playing that shit
>>551839161I know that they make my dick leak, that's all I need
>>551839161There is no BA porn.
>>551841834umm...
>>551841834
scrimmages my beloved
>>551845310I have yet to see proof otherwise
>>551839161Junko is funny.
https://youtu.be/XJWqHmY-g9UThe only Junko I know
dont awoo
>>551853571AWOOOOOOOOO
>>551854070PoV of meowscarada riding me while I'm having egg making sex with her
egg making sex with female pokemons in tf2
>>551854070meowscarada plap
>>551854143>>551854285>>551854480leave her alone
>>551854529plap
>>551854529too late I've made 140569 eggs with her already
I feel like vsh_maul should just be put into the pool with the rest of the other saxton hale maps. Having it in the smissmas queue hogs all the playerbase because of it.
>>551821984how many innocents did you sacrifice to be paired against literal coughing babies and not a discord gang
>>551854529HER?! eughpass
>>551838997haha it's pipkin pippahi pipkin pippa!!pippa tha rippa!!
>>551805629nta but i'm pretty sure that's m0rehud
>>551858774no I meant turn it off oniichan
>>551857116am I just really lucky (well unlucky from my pov)this is exactly how 90% of players in casual play>>551860426no :)
>>551860928>demo gives up aiming at you after the first shot>sniper isn't aimbotting>unusual-wearing soldier is zooted on lean and doesn't react whatsoever to you shooting him>entire red team ignores you except for one scout with a pocket med, who only manages to hit 1/5 shotsif this is your average casual game you should be buying lotto tickets daily
>>551861631The scout wasn't that bad admittedly. I just have more practice dodging scouts than he does. The reason you strafe left/right in scout 1v1s is you're trying to juke your opponent's shot. But you have to swap left/right before he fires his shot like webm related, not after like what he was doing. The one shot he landed I basically just stood still which is because I myself am bad at scout
>>551839161Level 90, completed all main story chapters available.Legit big surprise at how nearly all of lewd content about Asuna is shit made up by secondaries that never got to know her in-game.
This is probably one of the saddest generals I’ve seen all year. This place literally dies without some schizo to egg you guys on. Even the tranime poster just give up and can’t be bothered to spam their usual crap. Depressing.
>>551866596>>551725359
I'm not the usual poster though, so I don't post the usual stuff.
>>551867109at least put hats on them
>>551867191
>>551867805now that's what I'm talking about
>>551866596If only their parents loved them more, then they wouldn't be this mentally ill
>>551866596>Most of the past 100~ posts are about a gacha game and not TF2>Or coomers ERPing about fucking a Pokemon>Trolls don't even bother to pretend their posts are TF2-related because no consequencesYet if you call jannies trannies they'll hand you a 3 day vacation right away for hurting their feelings
I like how it's impossible to play Heavy if the opposing team has like 2 good Soldiers or Demos. Or 1 good Sniper.
>>551336996Every place I've applied to either chose someone else or told me they were overemployed and were going to begin firing people soon.
>>551882316Then you keep applying and reapplying to anywhere and everywhere else. You go and apply for lesser jobs since some income is better than no income. Beg people if you have to and show how much you want a job so people hire you instead of the guy who doesn't have that desire to work as much as you. There's plenty of jobs out there for you guys
I like how it's impossible to have fun if the opposing team has a Soldier.
Miss Pauling if she Offshore Project
>>551875295>says the retard with snuff videos saved on his computer
>>551881995it's impossible to play heavy without a medic because big soup rice, replacing your sidearm with a healing tool opens you up to being spammed from around corners without being able to fight back effectively
>>551883519Huh? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Casual Soldiers are a non-factor 93% of the time. When they are good, they're not a shut down threat like a good Scout, Heavy or Sniper would be>>551884013Nah, it's all on my phone. Nevertheless, you'd never see me posting it here on /tf2g/
>>551891945>watching and posting snuff videos daily is mentally healthy behaviorok
>>551892506Daily? Not at all, no. Maybe 2-3 times a week at most. It makes me grateful to be in a good neighborhood instead of growing up in the shit holes where these videos are set. It's like finding a good Casual team in a random Team Fortress 2 match. It's a well oiled machine that runs beautifully because there's no brain dead cunts ruining our good environment with their nonsense that doesn't belong. If I queue into a match full of friendlies, gimmick loadouts and bottom scorers, it's like trying to walk through one of those favelas or cartel neighborhoods. I need a calm walk in the park that puts my mind at ease
>>551875295Yeah I agree, they need to consume more bag boy content.
>friendlies trigger him so hard he instantly thinks of the cartellmao this guy is such a pussy, friendlychads stay winning
>>551892506Healthier behaviour than watching anime girls.
>>551896480What's wrong with favelas?
>>551896621nuh uh>>551896849reminds him of home
>>551875812The jannies are the anime girl posters.
>>551896925You cannot suffer in the favelas.
>>551490639I like using Mad Milk if I feel like playing support scout for my team for a bit. >Can give teammates an advantage before a fight>Can extinguish anyone on fire>Can make spies easier to trackIt's fun.
>>551898156for me it's>throw milk at enemy to cloak them from my team>rogue teammate intercepts the milk before it can douse the guy on fire>teammates feed their backs to the spy after I douse him
>>551896608Beanerboy's brain is rotting from the amount of violence he consumes each day. If only he would put all that energy into losing weight instead.
>>551896608i think being friendly is pretty dumb but hassling them on mic, trying to kick them etc. is neurotic control freak activityi just play this game to pwn noobs, more for me
b4nny's official retirement next year?
>>551903530nah
>3 huo long heater heavies on team>can't see or hear shit because valve decided that the game needs loud as fuck dragon noises and huge flame/smoke particles on a gun for some reason
>>551908120it would be one thing if it assaulted the enemy team's sense so that it was more of a CC weapon against people with ADHD, but as it stands it's like flashbanging your own team in CS
>>551896490What even is that? I've never seen a bagboy work in front of my very own eyes. Last time I saw it in general was Brooks and Red in The Shawshank Redemption >>551896608It's not necessarily a trigger that'll make me spaz out, but I certainly wouldn't want them in my team so the rest of the team can successfully push in together instead of feeding with our friendlies and gimmicks running in solo to a certain death>>551896849That's where all the crime in Brazil go down>>551896925Nah because home is actually comfy and pretty and quiet compared to most of NYC>>551901252I'm always too pooped to go to the gym after a long shift at work. That's why I hardly get on my PC nowadays too. I just go home and crash. My girlfriend has to call me often to wake me up so I don't ruin my sleep schedule too badly
>>551908120That dragon was the biggest buff Spy ever had
>>551909894Bag boy content also known as big boy content.
>>551908120To this day I still find it funny as fuck that the HLH, which basically exists as an anti-spy swapout, can be countered by the extremely difficult and unheard-of spy strat known as "elevation differences"Seriously why the fuck is the fire ring not a 360 sphere of burn sfx, wtf is the point when a spy can just jump over it lol
>Did something retardedWhatever. 1 names. 9 describes.
>>551917506Nigger Nigger Nigger (x3)
>>551917506look up goatse
>>551917506IWTCIRD
>>551917560>>551917653>They think its a decade ago I shouldn't have to post it every time, but if its something that would get me banned from the modern day oversensitive internet mods then its getting skipped. Saw a dude get a month ban for a porn spray on his objector
>>551917506Honey Sexo at 11:37AM
>>551917751>>551917909Done.
>>551918016>No picKike
>>551918016Cringe names
>>551883940Is she wearing panties under that?
>>551918115I'll name it later. I'm making food
>>551918115>KikeYou should be grateful
>>551918360>I'll name it later....which means it's not "done." Then why did you post >>551918016? Lying nigger.
>>551918820^thistheir entire obsession is thanks to them
>>551917909honey sexo at all hours of the day
HOLY SHIThttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=56988
If you know you know.
>player mics muted for a year>turn mics back on>tftroons hate ai but start glazing troons>ok cool>join 3-4 other servers>it's all troonsTroonies, explained yourselves
I Like Playing Shotgun Heavy =)
>>551921470-_- stop being transphobic.
Cant play TF2 after TF2CBase TF2 is dogshitSpys that never die with deadringer and spycicleThe pyro airblast that sends you a mile and stops your air strafingWrangler shieldShort CircuitDemo shieldTrolldiersVaccinatorand of course cheaters and ass matchmaking where the map resets every 2 rounds and makes you wait a whole minute after map change
>>551922347Just one more month until the official drops
>>551921174is there a new server host? or is it gonna be a laptop is ryukes closet situation
>>551921470stop playing on EU servers
every fucking game cheatersnigger ass shit game
>>551915726No spy has ever died to the huo long heater ring. Even in 2011 I'm pretty sure it barely did anything.
I heard the MVM update was delayed because of the ram shortage
i heard meet the medic got delayed because purple had a mental breakdown over the ram shortage
>>551925814I've been seeing a lot of cheating Demos lately, on top of the usual Pyros, Spies, and Snipers.
>>551925243I should have lined up a host, but I haven't gotten the IP or set up the server yet. Same host we've been using whenever TBM has been down. Worst comes to worst I do have a second computer to run it on.
spy plappin' mah sentry
>>551922347lowskill player or bait, i wonder
>>551935051unironically complaining about trolldiers? my bet is on lowskill
>>551935792honestly if you've never dealt with one that plays super passively and only ever does anything when you're busy, you don't know how annoying they can be. they essentially might as well have noclip on.
sniper is the jewish class.>sniper mains believe that they are owed an uncontested killstreak of 6 million simply because they can click on heads>they call for every last anti-sniper weapon to be nerfed, while their own anti-class weapons are busted as hell (they NEED these, mind you)>rather than fight midrange like everyone else, they sit on the backline where its safe to simply headshot people from any distance>the ONLY way to deal with a good sniper is to go out of your way to focus them.>calling out the sniper problem draws the wrath of their normalfag golems that are incapable of seeing why sniper breaks the game>more likely than not, cheating
this kid is PISSED
Playing Sniper is fun :3
>>551936186i've played this game enough trust me. they're just like spies, they'll get you once in a while during the chaos, but even more useless.
>Cosmetics are suddenly on on shounics server for no reason>Nothing crashesSo shounic's just a jew then
>>551939091Its on for another map. If this stays I can easily see traderfags raising the price of unusuals for classes that are visible like soldier, medic, or demo and so on
And now they're all gone again. Rip
Being good at the game sucks because it means losing is never your fault which makes it frustratingMost kills, most damage getting ass raped in spawn
>>551943212stop caring about casual lol. I swear you guys care about winning in casual more than I care about winning in 6swhat really matters most is the frags we made along the way
>>551934559
>>551943212hilariously pathetic post
>>551939091>>551940260>>551943079>slopnic golemsthey will rent their cosmetics and be happy
>>551939091Stop being transphobic.
>>551943656sex with mimi
>>551944864Shame he's such a jew, but I'll admit it was nice being pocketed because of shiny hat. Think I got a 19+ killstreak because medics wanted to pocket me
>>551943656mini plap
>>551943656Butt too tiny
>heil arseWhy does medic say this?
>>551948286is this better>>551948513he saw mimi's ass
>>551949109built for plapping
>>551949109Yes
>>551950026egg making sex with meowscarada and mimi
>>551949109
>>551949109>>551950026mating press
>>551951569Thanks for announcing yourself tranny.
>>551951687meant for >>551949109
>>551951737mean for you, dickless faggot >>551951569
>>551951836No its not its meant for the porn addict trans fortress 2 poster here >>551949109
>>551951569ok tranny
>>551951569retarded amish faggot hours
>>551949109That Spy ain't on our side!
>>551952390>>551952424Why are u guys so offended, relax
The prize allocation has been changed from the first splash to be 5-10 on most, from 10-20 on some. Hopefully this will result in more total people with sprees. IP has finally been gotten, still need to add the required files tomorrow so I can actually run it. 65.73.242.106:27035
Teri Fortress 2 hours!
>>551953670That's literally the same things as here big guy >>551951569
>>551953670I forgot to ask last time but were you the guy bringing up Zesty when off from this general
>>551954694surprisingly, no. which means there is a third teri enjoyer among us...
Wm1 takes some skill to do. You think its easy to get to the enemy player in the first place? AND THEN KILL THEM?Sure if the enemy team is filled with noobs. But if the enemy team is decent or high skilled, then wm1 becomes really hard to do. REALLY FUCKING HARD TO DO!!!
>>551943212Truth nuke, as these kids say
>>551943212You can always learn something even when you're the best tho anon.
>>551955187I think someone came here to export the memes back to /co/ but I got not real basis on that schizo thought
>>551955985This, losing never feels bad unless I know that I should've been able to do better. I try to learn from every 1v1
>>551955985You can learn but the fresh installs can't and get frustrated and quit the game.
sniper is objectively better than spy in almost every single way, and nothing you say will change my mind
erm spy is cooler actually. owned
>>551957849this isn't a controversial opinion at all funke did a little song about it 8 years ago
Kinda fascinated how giga whales barely play the actual game
>>551957849stop being transphobic.
>>551957849spy is better for:>maps with poor sightlines>killing enemies inside buildings/behind cover>getting chain kills>dealing with nests/generating engi seethe>causing paranoia/distractions>camping health/ammo packs>gathering intel on enemy composition/whereabouts/hp/uber/etc.>stalling captures with prop taunts>being fr*endly/g*mbling as a spycrab>your mental health
>>551957849and that's okay because sniper takes skillwalking behind people as a class that is made to do that is a lot easier than staying still as the easiest class to kill in the game and landing a precise headshot
>>551964993>walking behind people as a class that is made to do thatcountered by turning around, stray bullets, stray flame particles, cosmetic glitches, spawn outlines, voice chat...>staying still as the easiest class to kill in the game(100 miles away from the combat zone) + spy has same hp despite being the closest range class>landing a precise headshotbackstab source jank is way harder to master than headshots (where playing any fps can improve your aim)
>>551964717>maps with poor sightlinesthis isnt a problem for very good snipers>killing enemies inside buildings/behind coverfair>getting chain killssniper can do this well if you are a good sniper>dealing with nests/generating engi seethedepends on how the engie sets up the sentry. Kinda fair>causing paranoia/distractionssniper can do this well if you are a good sniper>camping health/ammo packseh>gathering intel on enemy composition/whereabouts/hp/uber/etc.fair>stalling captures with prop tauntsfair but meh>being fr*endly/g*mbling as a spycrabfair but meh>your mental healthsniper can do this
Wutville is the only map in the game where Sniper isn't overpowered.
>>551936380You want to see real kvetching, mention the spy's unlocks.>you don't understand spy NEEDS 6 gorillion brainless get out of jail free tools because he's the weakest class (in competitive).
I'm a demomain but comp teams only ever hire me as a soldier. Sucks!
>>551966097yeah because no one plays that shit
>>551962959What do you mean by that? In casual, I'd say at least once a week or so I'll see a giga whale with a pan and a stack of unusuals. These accounts aren't top backpacks because that just have "enough" for their loadouts or whatever, but they absolutely play. The omega whales with 100K+ stashes are traders, not usually avid tf2 players. Only exceptions I know of are that Wayne dude (and his medic harem) and JoeKiller.
>>5519666716s NA am? hit me up we're looking for a demo rn
>>551962959if you are on welfare you cannot have more than $2,000 in your bank accountsteam inventory items have long been a way to circumvent this
What should the next OP be?
>>551962959i hop on every few months to dab! on poorkeks before retreating to my stash of 1000 other games
>>551970981A job application
>>551971145Same, except after my monthly TF2 session, I go back to focusing on my career, family, girlfriend, or the cinema
>or the lowest of artforms
>>551970981I would like to see a Soldier thread, preferably not one with him as an anime girl or hanging out with anime girls.
>>551970981GIVE ME ANIME GIRL SOLDIER
>>551970981my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>551971709Bit mean.
>>551971298For who?
>>551972017For the NEETs of /tf2g/570Nah, that'd be books
>>551972109Trvke
>>551972109aren't you religiousshouldnt you by default like books then
>>551972332it applies to you too, faggot
>>551972438I'm not a fag.
>>551972632deeply closeted homosexual
>>551970981Fempyro with a huge ass
>>551972802>>>551972332I only speak in truths>>551972414I was raised Catholic, but I'm Agnostic now. It's a 80:20 split on belief to non-belief however. That being said, nah I don't give a shit about books. Cinema and music are where it's at
>talking about himself again like anyone cares
>>551974005he's gonna take his trip off now and samefag to pretend anyone does
>>551973081>music are where it's atTrvth nvke
>>551974005You cared enough to reply>>551974179He never posts without his trip.
BlessedViva is the least degenerate poster in this general.
yep, there he goes
>>551974179he desperately needs the attention and validation
>>551974696yep, it's all he has
>>551974696Viva never shitposts or makes low quality posts, all of posts are high effort and high quality.
>>551974560I saw Blessed Viva at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Viva trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical interference," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Would the Bonk Helmet be considered fitting of TF2's artstyle if it were added today?
Is it true that MvM matchmaking is broken?I'll admit I haven't touched MvM in quite a while.
>>551975354I had baby making sex with all of these
>>551975354yes
>>551975354Worked fine a month ago in a duo queue. The MvM whales I have on my friends list also continue to post their tour drops without fail. I'd say fake news.
>>551949109i wish i had a girlfriend who made faces like this at megigantic ass optional
>>551975430wrong. I was the one who did that
>>551976725then we'll have to do a DNA test because I also filled all of them
>>551975106>random item on head>oh scout's entire personality is drinking bonk huh? flanderized slopabsolutely not
>There's roughly 140 posts that are on topic>The rest are a mixture of gooning, eceleb talk, or off topic speakWhat happened to tf2g?
>>551979216Absolutely nothing, it has always been like this.
>>551979216/tf2g/ was never the same when Zesty Jesus came to the scene...
>>551979216>a mixture of gooning, eceleb talk, or off topic speakYou just described every general on this board
>>551979216Where are your frags faggot?
Still sad we didn't get a winter dustbowl...maybe next year
>>551975354elf sex>>551979829took me a second to realize that this isn't an actual screenshot
>>551979829blizzard bowl is so fucking good and they refuse to add ithttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2893516161
>>551979953>normal dustbowl: 600fps>blizzard dustbowl: 54fps
>>551979953One day when we're good enough...we'll get it...
>>551979382>noelle holiday is spongebobwait wtf this fits
>>551979953it's so pretty but it looks like it plays exactly the same and it's dustbowl of all maps, we are all tired of reskins
If I have pyroland items and I kill someone who isn't wearing pyrovision goggles, does their "killed by Anon" deathcam show my pyroland items? Like for example I kill them with rainblower, will they see I'm carrying a rainblower or just an ordinary flamethrower?
what are your go-to maps?the ones that never fail to disappoint when you just wanna game and frag?
>>551981406doublecross, and they're talking about me
>>551981406WutvilleDustbowlPowerhouseSunshineApplejackHarvest
>>551981279they converted the underpass area to be filled with water, which could be interesting if you could swim in it
>>551980119upgrade the toaster grandpa
Is the game playable yet?
>>551983236they have yet to remove sniper
>>551972856many are saying this>>551983236it has been
>>551983384>>551983384>>551983384Z + 4
>>551983421>someone said soldier>another said fempyro's ass>image has bothunity
>>551943656Butt just the right size>>551949109FAT
>>551966515This quite literally does not happen. Spies just want slight buffs to their offensive tools so that they don't autolose encounters if they get caught out.
