Previous: >>551288939>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Happy Hannukah /uma/
Teio!
IT IS FINALLY TIME
>>551304731TAMA!Fire up the gas chamber!
Globalbros... They forgot our Christmas gibs...
>>551304872EoS soon......
>>551304731oy vey
>game named Umamusume>thread named Uma Musumecurious
>>551305015>ramonu and laurel are fat fucks
>collabing with everyone but the jracurious
>>551305301>Ramonu was a stress eater. When stress built up due to races or training that she disliked, she'd eat a lot more. At one point, she'd eat 8 meals a day, which is several times more than what other mares eat. It is said that after participating in the Oaks, her weight exceeded 500 kg, and they had to monitor her eating even when she grazed.
hehe..
>>551305078why is Rice so indecent?
I want to have sex
dicta butt
Laisu raped onii and onee samas
>>551305489No sex allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlhkjpyRnUMerry Christmas nerds
>>551305489damn Trainer, how come santa gives two umas for christmas?
>>551305450She loves her onii sama
>>551305557I consented though
>>551305383>f95zone
>>551305676nice tits
>>551305021>waaaah christmas offensive>proceeds to take the week off despite not celebrating anythingcurious
>>551305021>>551305393too much curiosity around here
>>551305015>literally eats just as much as any other horsehaha le fat horse hon hon hon hue hue eats more than anyone hohoho he could eat 10 buckets (erm... source?)
>>551305889>how to get raped
>>551305889Miracle a cutie
>no cingray season 2 announcementuhhh
>>551304792FATTEN UP ALL OF THE GYARUS
loves only (You)'s turfyou guys think we're getting the first ever simultaneous scenario release with the america scenario? (stats nerfed for global obviously)
roll for me...
>>551306094ok
>>551306021Love this dork
>>551306153eclipse first the norest where
>>551305442Erotic.
>>551306139thank you for your service
did witGOD give us any Suzuka deck example? I don't feel like thinking
whats /uma/ having for holidaymas tomorrowim going to my moms to have lasagna
>Door bells rings, waking me up>Slomp to the door and there is a post boy with a santa hat on>Gives me package and wishes me MERRY CHRISTMAS like a sane personAt least some things are still in order over here>>551287973>>551288909Very much worth the risk with my gentle wife gentle life
>>551306352he didn't because he got no suzuka on his account
>>551306410crap baskets
>>551306182Same Jesus Christ she's the autistic theater kid I had a crush on in highschool
>>551306382Ham and Turkey the usual
Post something cute for these trying CHRISTMAS times.
>>551287973>spend hours grinding your parents by hand>just leave that shit on while I do something elseidk.. might have to call me a faggot anon
>>5513063522 spd 2 wit Riko, flex (Creek, Rice, Falcon)Now go terrorize lobbies
>>551306547christmas boysex
>>551306562hehe...
>>551306539eroiwa...
>>551306352Front runner decks basically build themselves because of how many cards are fixed. Doubly so for Suzuka who has 20% speed growth.Kitasan - fixedMLB SR or SSR speed - fixedBourbon wit - fixedRiko - fixedYou only have two more slots to play around with, most people fill them with a Wit + Power or 2 Wit.>>551306382I'm doing a boeuf bourguignon for my houseshare since public transportation doesn't run in bongland on Christmas Day.
>>551306539Love Tamawife
>>551306403>At least some things are still in order over heresome?? wh-what's happening anon...>>551306562I hope you have a jolly day
>>551306547
>>551306776>wh-what's happening anon...Just taking the shit, at least a little bit. Plenty of things you can probably argue for here, but which "first world nation" doesn't have problems?:>
>>551306352You have to use whatever you have.
Time for snow halation
>>551306547Merry Christmas anon
>>551306976
>>551306989>That artistBASED AND CUTE!>Snow HalationBeen a few years, but why the hell not!>>551306976What a LOSER lmao>>551307106Back to you!
>>551306976what teh HECK are they playing
LET'S FUCKING GO RA DID ONE CAREER THANK YOU FOR HELPING THE CLUB AND FOLLOWING THE BARE MINIMUM RULES EVERYONE IN THE CLUB LOVES YOU AND WISHES YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>551304872>global isn't getting any Xmas gibs when umajp, grub and shadoba all have loads of gibs Globalbabs are literal 4th class citizens. Oh right, they also call it Holiday here instead of クリスマス
>>551307393People in the West Coast are having a meltdown whenever you mention Christmas to them.
>happy holidays https://x.com/REBHPortal/status/2003752562626019691>comments are full of "christmas"not trying to have a spaz out, just find it funny how "official channels" are legally not allowed to say it
ALMOND SEX
>>551304872today isn't christmas retard
>>551306382Nothing, 40k gets to celebrate in January.
which uma would be a grinch during christmas?
>>551307263Snow halation released 15 years ago...
>>551304792>>551306050
>>551307508in many countries it is, we celebrate on the 24th
>>551307508>mutt educationit is in parts of the world that actually matter
Wonder a cute!
kek if they change this to happy holidays
you guys care too much about something so inconsequential
even IF they add USA horses will they even be playable or kept as npcs like montjeu
>>551307579I've been waiting for a post like this
>>551307564>europe>americaliterally what the fuck else matters idiot
>>551307582They 200% will, literally forced to by law.>>551307609>G-Guys you c-c-c-care too much about this totally meaningless thingLet's talk about this again once the US reaches UK levels of ZERO free-speech.>hur dur this isn't about free speechlollmaorofl
>>551307579The wait is long...
>he triggered the /pol/tard
>He triggered the jew(brown)>>551307579>>551307634>>551307687You guys are super mega based!
>>551307741
>can't tell if I wandered into /umaJP/ by accident or notstop posting literally whos
>>551306989Nico and Opera having the same VA is so fitting but I didn't realize until I saw fanart of the two characters together
>>551307646Central European, Scandinavian and Baltic countries celebrate Christmas on the 24th
FUCK Little Cocon
>>551306547I have a date with my bro tonight
If you open the door, they can get into your houseIf they get into your house, they see your valuablesIf they know what valuables you have, they will want to take itFirst they ask to borrow itIf you let them, you'll never see it againProtect your virginity
>>551307550>>551306050>>551304792What is it with Jordan and her comfort burger?>>551307889Based bro enjoyer
>>551307789Cute!
>>551307851>stop posting literal whos>when global won't stop posting future umas they want to cum inside>doesn't know 97% of umas already
>>551307930
sex with losers
>>551307851Fine here's a non literal who
>>551307654For someone who cares so much about free speech, you sure type like a spazzing toddler
Uma oyakodon!
>>551308024Actual grandma wtf
>>551307926Her parents won't let her have one but I will
for me its White Narubi
>>551307582They won't port it over. It's too offensive to the jews and browns that control the west.
Okay, but who is the biggest literal who of uma musume?
Pokke dad!
>>551308134Correct!>>551308140I see...
>>551308223Samson Big
>>551308223Air Messiah
>>551308223Aston Machan
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>551307896Rice wouldn't do this
>>551308381
WHE'RES THE FREE SHIT CVYGAYMES
>>551308440It's not Christmas, yet.
>>551308429
here's your 50k moneys 10k support points for xmas, bwos
>>551308017You actually made a good pointUma is addicted to burka alts, the ones I encircled are the ones rarely shilled here I have no fucking clue who they are.>>551308215I want her to by my exclusive trainee!
Masturbated to Kawakami Princess in bed this morning
>>551307550holy fuck i could go for a burger
im quitting if we dont get explicit merry christmas wishesfuck this woke shit
>>551307550Sex
>>551308576>>551308710Ya better leave now then, cuz the voice lines are already in game.
>>551308620Espoir City and Dantsu Flame get posted here quite frequently
>>551308381You didn't post the right one
am i stupid or is digitan kinda hard to train
>>551308620>the ones I encircled are the ones rarely shilled here I have no fucking clue who they are.Yeah like what the fuck is a "Dantsu Flame"? Never heard of it before
>>551308710strange thing to care about
>>551308620Hishi Miracle and Dantsu get posted enough, Espoir too with that sound post of her eating ramen
>>551308620imagine not knowing Sexario
>>551308756HOLY BASED GRANNY ENJOYER!
>>551305640I wish to climb the mountains of Hokkaido.
>>551308429>>551308576Cute!
>>551308763run as pace
>>551308223Rudolph's other son, that isn't Tokai Teio.
where are my 100 free christmas pulls
>>551308710Why do you care if literal islander medieval heathens larping as modern capitalists give you xmass wishes?
>>551308910
>>551308763She's an all-rounder. So her stat growth is gonna be...middling.Run her as pace until you break 400~ speed/power then you can decided between pace and late.After that, just hope you get lucky.
>>551308945Tsuyu has her own umayuru episode though…
I wonder which group of people that gets this buttblasted over the holiday oguri shit
>>551308118this
>>551308996probably on christmas
>>551308756Waow
>>551309025nice try tamamoberg
I wish this was me so bad... lucky bastard
>>551309067in this game you don't mount the horses, they mount you
>>551309025I bet they're the kind of people to vote drumpf. In all seriousness, we can't let him get the nuclear codes! If a character says "Christmas", I expect the translation to say "Christmas" not "Holidays" If that makes me a part of a certain group of people then so be it.
>>551308996It's only November, bro.
>>551308756>>551309067They don't make em like they used to
>>551309158dying on your birthday?
>Anon posts granny pussy>No one bats an eyeCurious that
>>551309128
>>551309009Wife
>>551309028>Dream Journey is the only one in the family that inherited Stay Gold's umalet genes
ummmm bwzos where is le jolly holiday spirit??? my ho ho ho presents? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cygame cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
>>551309428
Orange will grows stronger!!!
>>551309421isn't Nakadashi kinda small too?
>>551309428machico would say this
>>551309307I already got handed a warning a couple days ago, it'd be rude to draw attention to his post.
fuckmy dad just passed away this year
this is probably the worst thread all month
>>551309541ugly globina woman
It seems to be granny posting hours.
>>551309534
>>551309702yeah teio is
>>551309676I am sorry to hear that anon.
According to my research you are from SEA (or India) and i shouldn't be listening to your opinions.
>>551309726Feno deserves better…
I can't believe my rolling plans changed so much because of Kitasan but this is my fault for using the crystal and ticket for creek. I thought I could be lucky for once and get MLB or at least LB3 by 100 rolls but I was naive. I am now being called to question who my absolute favorites are and plan all my rolls around them. It doesn't help that the umas I want the most are run either back to back or very near a good support banner. I FUCKING HATE YOU KITASAN BLACK! YOU OWE ME SEX.
the gold family is reddit incarnate, even their name sounds jewish
>>551309782im from bangladesh sir
>>551309681>People are posting a ton of cute grannies>No one (I can see) is fighting>Worst thread in monthNot very jolly of you to say this laddy>>551309714Always a good time to make it granny hours>>551309676Sorry for your loss bud
>>551309835If it makes you feel better I got really lucky on her banner and will now be pulling umas with impunity
Date with Dantsu
>>551309835there's an easy fix for this you know.....
>6000 carats left after KSB damagebwos... my HOguri... can I still get her?
is doxchan site really REALLY slow for anyone?just me?
>>551309930I might be seething as this fact but I would never wish for another anon to suffer like me, I am happy for you. Except that one nigger that posted his Seiun Sky borrow then swapped to Rudolf right before I could use my last borrow a few cms ago, FUCK YOU.
>>551310102with the anni paid selector?yea
>>551309835>Told to wait>"I know better!"
>>551310094gentle wife gentle life :>
>>551308620>he doesn't know ai-chan's motherfaggot
>>551307926read her first 4 chapters ingame (they're free)she chows down on borger
>>551310039Very cute
>>551310128>top left
>the probability of getting only 1 kitasan copy in 600 pulls is 1.1%I might just be the most unlucky motherfucker alive
>>551310229Pandora was a shitter with an unfairly gifted G1, when she came out in JP no one gave a shit
>mambo discord selfie thread Holy moly I can see why dancho doesnt kick the flatliner now...
Why is this thread always discussing politics? Why are globalbabs like this?
>>551308763My first runs with her were ridiculously good (she was my Unity Cup record holder for weeks), but yeah now I'm struggling a bit and having a hard time reaching the same high stats
>>551308651based
>>551309280>nut so hard in your birthday breeding orgy that you die of heart attackis there anything better to ask for?
>>551310371based toreina>>551310414Almond is... CUTE!?>>551310442>See thing that's annoying>[-]>Don't see it anymore>Random anon brings up annoying thing again
>>551310506DORK
>>551310442you don't get it bro, I must fight this culture war because the jews infiltrated cygames HQ and I'm a huge nooticerTachyon is my favorite uma btw
>>551310506Vodka... you love your trainer too much...
>>551310506Gay
Hello friends!! Merry Christmas!!!
>>551309714That's a nice hat.
DON'T OPEN IF WEAK OF HEART
>>551310418I was about to say I had the same luck but I got 1 copy after 411 pulls. That plus 2 sparks plus the crystal and the selector was enough. I'm sorry anon... Thank you for suffering so the rest of us don't have to.
>>551310512You do know your prostate would explode if that happened, right?
>Happy HolidaysWoke Derby
>>551310732Don’t baby
>>551310767I have a literal heart problem, yet nothing is happening when I look at this weird
>>551310175How long until anni?
>>551310767nooooooooo stop you'll trigger the yurihater
>>551310506Vodka love!
>>551310418>that one anon who sparked her to MLBYou are like a fish in a pond
>>551310432>no one gave a shit>her release pushed the game to 6th in sales a month before half anni where everyone's in saving mode
>>551310841When is her banner
>>551310442>thread isn't discussing politics>(you) intentionally bring it up>it starts againthere's going to be coal in your stocking tomorrow
>>551310816You're brown, and it is terminal
>>551310812
>>551310039
>>551310960She came out right after Kita.
>>551310887
>>551310854>Literally no one:>Anon: AHHH THE XYZ CAREFUL YOULL SUMMON HIMthe only one doing that is literally (You)
>>551311023Grr…
>>551310787>prostate exploding orgasm so good that it kills youstop... don't do this to me
>>551311048>came secondLoser.
>>551309013but 8% spd 8% stam and 7% pow is literally just 10% 10% 10% rounded up...
>>551311053It's literally replying to itself. Just filter and ignore
>>551310996>Anon (me) makes a joke>Another anon (you) instantly has a meltdown over [buzzword]
is riko worth it if I don't care about the extra stamina?
>>551311237Do you care about guts?
>>551311237Yeah 5 mood ups with energy refills and training cost reduction alone are great
>>551311297i care so much about guts i want to replace her with a guts card
Marrying and living together with my two cute trainees
>>551310887How is Natie such wife material
>>551310851around end of february - beginning of march
>>551311357See how swapping her with Haru works.
>>551311237Riko is so trash you dont need her, go train some stamina with Creek instead.If you win your Hopeless Stakes or Juvenile Fillies races you dont need her.
>>551311382the whole tail around limbs thing is so insanely powerful and cute
We need skinny gyarus
>>551311224>Not denying itAh so you're browner than I thought
>>551311382her secret is love
>>551311374Are you prepared to be milked twice as often?
>>551311492Gayest thing I’ve read all day
>>551311237I usually click it when the training is bad and energy is on the lower side.Or if I need a mood boost prior to a critical race.
>>551311561Cutest thing I've seen all day
>>551311556Yes. Anything for love and my precious girls.
>>551311451*another guts cardI'm already running haru, fujin and doto on my guts deck. I'm wondering if I can turn any 20 speed aptitude uma into a guts duelist. 2/3/riko split worked on Tachy but not many uma have a good speed & guts aptitude. Daiwa has been disappointing.>>551311590yeah you absolutely need to pass turns in runs and riko is perfect for that. But I'm wondering if replacing her will let me hit new heights
>>551311374every trainer should train and date roommates
>>551311364Boywife!
>>551311610>she's got the hotsprings pitposeBased I will whale for this deadbeat dad in 3 years
>>551311705dork
>>551311824
left or right?
>>551311705boy
It's Christmas!
>>551310131w-why do you need the doxchan site?
QRD on Fuji Kiseki Showtime?
pits teio
>>551311986*punts it*
>>551312024it's just golshi mode from a few months ago
>>551311610Her chest is literally non existent
>>551310102with free carats? Unlikely, sad to say
What is umamusume humiliation ritual?
>>551312042You wouldn't...
im spending christmas with my osananajimiwhat about you?
>>551310102You'll luck out with a daily roll.
how terrible of an idea is it to get the web store carats to do the 3* uma pull? i really want cap or rudolph. would I be better off waiting until a paid banner? I bought the carat pack with the 3* uma ticked and regretted it immediately
>>551312206with my family
>dober propaganda>acute propaganda>teio propaganda>rice propaganda>fuku propaganda>dantsu propaganda
CHECK MAIL, FREE SUZUKA FOR CHRISTMAS
It's a new day!WHAT IS THIS STUPID FUCKING SQUARE CAPTCHA
>>551312538font isnt even the same bwo....
>>551312206With my favorite grandma
>>551311364>>551311717bokumanko or whatever
if a bignig doesn't have runaway or TTL will they spot struggle with the one that does or not even get the chance?
>>551309541You think Machico squeaks in bed the way Teio squeaks when she loses?
>>551312472Who's your favorite?
>>551312464This, except Luna+Teio>>551312632This
>>551312450It's only acceptable opening your wallet to finish up a spark. Purchasing them to gambling without sparking is pants on head retarded
Lovely Christmas Gift today!
>>551312206>Christmas dinner>meanwhile Global only has Holiday dinner草
TAISHIN christmas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2eaYBAlExc
>>551311905Curren!
>>551312837sounds like the words of a loser
Kitahara training my childhood friend? Unfair...
>>551311169There's nothing wrong with cumming second.
is it better to run og maru as pace if you aren't running another front?
>>551312879Taishin christmas...
im throwing a borrow in the trash
>>551312751>>551312958Matter of fact, cumming second is the gentlemans way to go!
>>551312712
>>551307851I refuse. I will continue to post CB-chan while I wait for her banner to drop.
>>551312450If you regretted the 3* uma ticket why would you not regret this? It's basically the same thing.
>>551313190>Artist usually avoid showing the side of the head for obvious reasonThis image is REALLY damn off because you know there can't be ANYTHING there
>>551312963yes if you can get pace a on her
Everyone has MLB Kitasan right now right after dropping all their carats.
>>551312958I always let Flash cum first
Very nice, and off the higher rating option
Happy Holidays, /uma/
>>551308327>FilenameThat's not Bubblegum Fellow
>>551312963>running pace Maru when Taiki can't even trigger her ult reliably because there's too many fronts in actually good rooms
>>551313341>Dropped 42k carats and 10 tix and didn't get a SINGLE kitasan.As a matter of fact the only SSR I got in 42k carats and 10 tix was 1(one) El Condor Pasa. I used the pity points to buy another pasa. Kitasan is not real and doesn't exist outside of the borrow slot.
How the fuck do I make the cygames webstore link to my fucking Steam account? It just goes to my phone instead.
>>551308620I'm excited for Gran Alegria. The intensity of her mile autism is very funny.
>>551312538>ChristmasCygames would never say that
>>551313396Teio love!
6 hours of sex started 15 minutes ago which uma are you mating with
>>551309023People only remember the episode because of Tachyon.
>>551313416i don't even know what is happening in these scrim rooms sometimesyou would think the threat of oonige suzuka would push people away from running fronts but some niggers will go "nah i'd win", run 2 fronts without their own suzuka and you can end up with a room that's like 2 pace 5 fronts and 1 late
>>551313159There are two kinds of people. People who'd wear earplugs in bed with Teio (or Machico) and people who'd say "LOUDER"LOUDER
>>551313416The only time Maru has no chance if she's stuck at 6th place mid race, she drops to 7th before gamble pump activates
Ohayouuuu*coal stocking*
hahahahahahaha he didnt ticket a orange uma hahahahaha what a loser des hahahahahahaha
>>551313578
>>551313578Good God this is cute
>>551312958>>551313349Happy wife happy life, simple as. Cum last lads, always let her have her fun first.
RememberYou are powerless against laisu
>>551313509One day you can MLB her too!
wtf this bricks my even shards autism.......
>>551313596I'm one of them and my fronts do win a lot even with Suzukas in the room. You just need to have a plan beyond A&S.Also most Suzukas are ass and you can probably pass them before the corner anyway.
>>551313416I never got the too many Fronts complaints. Usually the Fronts that sucked at position keep and droped down to 3rd or worse get overtaken by Pace before Taiki unique activates.
>>551313786>Rice wouldn't really go all out against a human
>>551313871shut up
>>551313574The dog
>>551306914Not him but I hear you. Perssonally I'd be happy to just drown out anything ignorable and continue to live my life, as I have, that's all I would want.
>>551313396https://files.catbox.moe/dja66r.png
>>551313596>>551313878angling and scheming was only god tier before the update, now every position has access to similar accels and it's just good now>you just need to have a plan beyond A&Sexactly this. and even without the presence of runaway, angling and scheming alone still might not be enough to secure wins in most cases
>>551313786Love the way this artist draws her
>>551313997she looks happy
>>551313596S Maru with 1k wit and another front with 1k wit to push her forward will sometimes beat Suzuka.
>>551313352you too dotodacchi
>>551313789When do we get these?
>>551313701I got 2 copies of Taiki and Suzuka each from gacha and I was mad thinking I got spooked but now I know that I was a fool and that The Lord has blessed me
>>551313942
>>551313871Is this the first time it appeared? I didn't notice it last time.
>>551313786True
>>551313871Just don't finish the mission
>>551314140
>>551313509>>As a matter of fact the only SSR I got in 42k carats and 10 tix was 1(one) El Condor Pasa.
biko looks so fucking stupid when she’s facing the camera directly
>>551314140Yes it is the first time
HOLY CYGENEROUS THANKS FOR THE CHRISTMAS GIBS
>>551314168He's worried about having one more Gold than rainbow. He'd have to not claim the middle one, and they'll still send it to his mailbox
>>551314260rekt
>>551314234Biko is a cute, but in the way a pug is cute
>>551314279*holiday
mystifying murmur isn't triggering...
>>551313997Cute
YOU STUPID RETARDED FUCKING HAG JUST HOW
certainly I can stop buying these>>551314395it has a pretty tight trigger, I wouldn't rely on it especially if the lobby isnt predicted to be late surge heavy
>>551313963Obviously everyone has their limits and all that, but I'm convinced that the vast majority of people(youth esp) are worrying about shit that isn't even remotely close to their ballpark.Seeing kids worry about far off wars for example or the usual "muh climate change" will never not be pathetic to me, all the more so when they get "depressed" over it. Bitch just live your life, it can be super enjoyable and fun!
>>551312879that was sweet
>>551314424Tripped
>>551314424>724 speed 253 stamina >173 wit
>>551314424Girls are cutest when they're almost retarded.
>>551314132umapass will probably come during 1.5 anni, it's too early now
>>551314424anon you need to click buttons that arent speed sometimes
Sunny Runners, like Matikanefukukitaru suggested.
>>551314424bwo...your stamina...your wit...your not-speed...
>>551314567So basically like six months with our schedule?
>>551314395>He fell for the stamina debuffers kill Suzuka gaslight>When we are in a front/pace meta and murmur has a blocked requirement
>>551314601Flatty
Im gonna trip Haru
>>551314424low wit low staminalate start + brocked + rushed = dead
>>551314424>2000m race>>>>253 staminaeven with the shadow buff it's not enough
>>551314424Brother
>>551314657its a hybrid and i am running 3 lates anyway so might as well...i also bought slipstream + ramp up like a retard so she just nyooms past when being blocked
>>551314853hybrid is really bad anon.. instead of being good at 1 thing youre good at nothing
>>551314636>>551314583>>551314539>>551314747IT'S FUCKING CLASSIC YEARITS G2SHE WON THE G1 RACESSHE HAS CORNER + TRIPLE 7FUCK YOU GUYS
>>551314971
>>551314637around 7 months since first anni should be at the start of march
>>551314898Would she shit in my mouth if I begged her to?
>>551314971LOLOL
>>551314971and a single rushed took you out of the raceour point still stands
>>551314395>>551314853Mayabro listen >>551314657>>551314940Murmur wont kill BigNig Suzuka Murmur wont kill the biggest threat this CM Hoguri who has tons of recovery
>>551314971yeah thats it, I'm downloading the bot
>>551315115
>>551315218red skills are pretty THOUGH
>Top team seems too difficult, guess I'll pick the middle oneGuess I'm killing the run
>>551315402Anon why isnt Rice and Kita on the same team
>>551315238Sweep Tosho whispering in your ear like the Green Goblin
Please don't forget about Machan
>>551315479Settle down nigger, Kita won her race.
>>551315478I don't get it. Kitasan doesn't like green tea?
I need more Christmas themed Opera pics for my folder
I’m finna get uppity fr
this general is a filthy gyaru propaganda
>>551315709
>riko>ksb>biko>3 bluesi fucking love gambling
>>551315709She does not celebrate a day thar isn't celebrating her
>>551313128TO THE ROOMS SHE GOES
>>551315689>Kitasan doesn't like green tea?many are thinking this
>>551308838OI TEMEE! There is this soundpost as well.
>>551315689there's an item in MANT that recovers all energy but gives a mood down
>>551316206basedgood luck anon
>>551315689+100 energy, -1 mood. umas hate it but you force it down their throats multiple times every MANT run
>>551315921
>>551316206i dont understand, how is maxing guts supposed to make up for that ass stam?
>>551316336heard somewhere that 3 guts = 1 stam after 400. It MIGHT be enough but I'm not really sureshe is gonna be pretty fast though
merry kuris/uma/su
>>551316336He's horsing around
>>551313529She's also THE currently best mile unit in the game, so if you're a meta cuck you are forced to roll for her.
>>551316206Anti-Suzu Suzu. Does nothing if no Suzus are present, but should theoretically win in multi Suzu lobbies
>>551316323How did MANT get approved before release?That list looks like a kid friendly way of doping up and forcing my umas to run better.
MANT was literally animal abuse which is why it almost killed the game
>>551315987Thank you
but why are half of MANT arts with Mcqueen?
>>551316564Mile/Medium Aptitude
>>551316336It's enough. And if this Suzu duels anyone she will win.
And would you look at that! An almost perfect nice career on a borrow run, in which the only loss was not even a G1! I bet the sparks were amazing, right?
>>551316336Gut can replace stam to an extent with diminishing returns. When your guts capped, you still need at least 500 stam and this is enough. Though without recoveries deboofers could make short work of her
How do you feel about Norn Ace?
GOD I WISH IM IN AN A CLUB AND CAN GET FREE GIBS WITHOUT DOING WORK
>>551313128>think i have a unique idea>look itt>anon is LITERALLY using my deckFUCK
>>551316653>I bet the sparks were amazing, right?We all know how this ends.
>>551316754would pay for sex with. she'd probably be disinterested and on the phone the whole time.
>>551316802Go do some more fan runs for him, chump.
>>551316894I desperately need an unenthusiastic handjob from a gyaru.
Do you think suzuka talks to other umas about her "white temptation" and corrupts them with thoughts of worshipping BWC?
>>551316653>>551316823...and there it goes to the glue factory! What a jolly good time on this christmas eve!
>game centered around mixing a raising sim with a visual novel>suddenly release a mode that kills all the VN elements and goes full raining sim>it suckswhat was cygames thinking at the time
>>551316974she looks so stupidsomething about the eyes
>>551316802HO HO HO JOLLY HOLIDAYS
>>551316974Cute CF
>>551316802God your schizo rambling about stupid stuff that doesnt matter is so hot
>>551317085kek
>>551317019I saw three stars come rolling in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
>>551316974>gyarus corrupting my pure childhood friendNOOOOOOOOOO
>>551317018I think it was during grand masters that the semestral event was called WBC and anons back in JP always confused it with BWC, it was pretty funny
>>551317205>>551317327
T H E R U NHERUN
Merry Umas
Where's my Christmas present, Cygames?
>>551317021What are the later scenarios like? I've only seen clips of the island themed one.
I'm with my family dancho so I'll have to do it for (You)
I've been trying hard to make a viable skill spam low stat uma but I just don't think it's feasible in the current environment. For the skills to even begin to approach meaningful length gain you need to do like 30 optional races leaving no room for training at all.
Wake up anons, peak just dropped
>>551317380I spy a rainbowlet
>>551316974Where's the one for the 500 affection gain
Remember You're aloneNobody likes youThey hate youChristmas is just another dayToday will pass and tomorrow will come You will still be alone
>>551317505that's correct, witship, although the importance of high stats is overvalued by many players. Power, for example, is often considered impressive to have in high amounts, but in reality it's more like stamina in that you need to hit a baseline but going over that doesn't do much.
>>551317647(You)’re here, too.
>>551313749Would that make toreina the king of ireland or just her concubine
>>551317647>reddit tachyon
if your uma places first in CM she should get a platinum spark that functions as a boosted URA finale. Thoughts?
>>551317635That's just a sex scene bwo
Bokumanko Christmas
>>551317647I came a little reading this post u just seem so self assured and aloof please have sex with me
finemo won't fucking turn orange
>>551305301my wife <3
>>551317886Boy ass
>>551317751>PLATINUM sparkyeah and if the same uma wins 2 CMs the spark gets upgraded to ascended platinum (or super spark level 2)
>>551317954Have you tried training with her?
a boy can't have tits
>>551317985Maybe it should give a special skill that can only be obtained this way!
>>551318087This is factually untrue
>>551318087justgo bench a little
Guys, i'm not sure if i actually wanna pull for Dober even if she is meta...
>>551317402MANT is doing all the races you can to gather shop points and buy stuff like stats ups and recovery itemsGL is about gathering cute, cool, and passion points to buy songs then participating in a live show, success depends on how many song you gotproject L'ARC replaces summer camps with a visit to france that lasts until the end of the year, your uma gets debuffed to shit so you have to buy specific buffs before facing montjeu, french teio, and king halo's dadgrand masters is gathering red, blue, and yellow fragments each representing a goddess. red gives energy, blue skill points, and yellow I forgot but it was skills I think and the others I'm too lazy to write about lol
>>551317954Skill issue? My umas have no issue turning orange. In fact they're starting to turn yellow.
>>551318087
>look away from screen>mood has gone from normal to greatwas it the elves…?
Did your danchou wish you a Merry Christmas? That's what I thought.
>>551318187Sounds like a skill issue.
>>551317647>Today will pass and tomorrow will come>You will still be aloneReminder that asian massage places are still open today and tomorrow
>>551318250you got the fan letter event bwo
>>551318213It's all just URA finale!?
>>551317491hey i think i know what could make him not look badnot botting!!!
>>551318187Just crossdress, she won't know the difference and then you can enjoy sweet Dober.
>>551318187Even Gold Shitty have her audience, she'll be the same
>>551318214That’s called jaundice. You should have that looked at by a medical professional.
>>551318374No… That can’t be it…
>>551318213kinda hype for l'arc desu
>>551317647Who's they?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
>like gold city and doberbros I think I have a type
>>551318187Just simply be born a woman, what's the problem?
Thoughts?
Has your club been dying since the holidays?
Can you guys post your pace chasers?I need a sample to get an idea of what to buildfor, the guides have been VERY sparse on what skills to get beyond inherited taikiI heard NSM was unreliable this CM, so whats the go to skill to buy?
>good mood>go on date with riko>look away from screen>good mood
I'm unironically thinking of using the bot. I'll be drunk nonstop starting from today till new years
>>551318541
>>551318385pretty much yes, all future modes are URA + gathering a different resource + higher stat cap so you you're forced to do them
>>551318606How do I check?
>>551317886cute tiny boy>>551317979I CAN SEE THE BOYS PARTS
>>551318606We've been dying for three months now with our top earners supposedly leaving every second day of new months
>>551318385>every scenario is just URA againMANT can't be that bad then
>>551318638thats the secret, pacers dont have good skills. enjoy rushing gale.
Is it normal for an uma to seduce their trainer
>>551318606Ra's dead whole month long
>>551318664It’s so fucking tempting it’s unreal
>>551318323wtf? that's not a banned word?shocking
>>551318545You and me both, pal…
I have almost the same deck but I can't get anywhere near these stats.
>>551317979That's a fat fucking ass, what is she eating?
>>551318187I like tsuns anyway
>>551318846my dick
>>551318638all I've got, head on, shrewd step, up tempo, stuff like that
Have you guys ever managed to get S team tier before the second Takarazuka Kinen?
>Failed a training that would've given me 44 speed + power and 100 gutsYeah I instantly rage quit. It was only 11% too, and I had medium S..
>>551318638I fell for the stamina gaslight but this Fuji has won several test rooms (including some against S-rank solo Suzukas). Dropping one of the gold recoveries for a couple of mid-race speed skills or ideally Head-On would make her a lot better. The Medium Corners/Straightaways plus Professor of Curvature plus THH is what's working for her.
>>551318638Buy speed skills. Corners, straightaways, curvature, tail head high, etc.
Now give me star blossom anime
>>551317712Power is only "bad" because accel skills are overpowered.
Sex with Verxina
>Cheval won't come for three yearsHow do I cope?
>>551318187is this retard just pretending or he never read her career?
>>551316336500 stam 1200 guts still works because guts lowers hp consumption and with that high guts you can duel for longer getting a much larger speed boost
>>551319032Get better taste
>>551319032You don't.
>>551319140Taste my cum
>>551318187So you basically get 1.5 careers instead of just one by switching between male and female, nice. Plenty of worth for your carats.
>>551318187
>>551316802>>551318816Raschizos it was foretold in october...
>>551318698Honse moe>>551318761>>551318816Which clubs will implode!?
>>551319205Sorry I can't take a character named "Horse Tall" seriously. Walking grammatical mistake.
>>551319024Underrated compared to her sisters
>>551319032Taste a bullet with the roof of your mouthWe all like Chev here
>>551318187it's called being tsundere
>>551316206Here's the report from the gutsmines. Bignig dueling doesn't work. The style's low spurt speed means she'll only duel subcapped distance A umas you don't care about. Crushing other Suzuka during spot struggle doesn't matter since with 500~ with she can still lose the lead in the midrace. The only useful thing that's come out of this is that a gutsmaxxed late or end can probably survive this CM with that low of stamina.Gutzuka is better off as a normal front so she has the speed to duel other fronts.
Howdy, Three Goddesses!
>>551314490Mostly agree though I'm sure everything matters in its own little way but it definitely beats worrying over dangers to your life like the g*v* looming over and threatening you! Yeah definitely agree on the last part.
>>551319381and the dere only happens when you switch to female
>>551318250This but from great to normal
>>551319032just start a JP secondary account and get her there. You'll get free rolls for New Year and you can do dailies in Auto. It's comfy
>>551319280Umaooo on suicide watch/uma/ club will be the only S club
>>551314613
There is no dere Dober in game, only tsunNo those 5 fanarts you repost every thread don't count
>>551319608Simply be born a woman, dude.
Is this enough stamina/guts for solo big nig?
>>551319463Only if you are a thread reader
>>551319463it's the same situation, she just changes how open she is with her feelingsher words are tsun but her actions are dere
>>551319608That’s the best part.I would ruin Dober’s relation to the opposite sex beyond repair.
Only pulling Dober for her worth as prime breeding stock
Flash is a FAT FUCKhttps://x.com/i/status/2003808917961453840
>>551319698or a career reader
>>551318187>Daiwa Scarlet is an extremely stereotypical anime tsundere>people go fucking nuts for it>Mejiro Dober is a slightly more anxious/socially awkward variation of the same trope>I HATE THIS UMA WHAT'S HER PROBLEM? OOGA BOOGAthis is why we only ever get the most boring cookie-cutter writing in most media
Guys... I think Jordan might be retarded...
Gold City's exposed toes
>>551318423But City is just a classic tsundere
>>551319429What I'm trying to say is that I'm sick and annoyed by modern human being a bunch of whiny bitches. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!Now look at the following posts if you're a grannyfag.>>551319557 >>551318313>>551318324 >>551318960
>>551319608>dober avatarfag>can't even bother to know her storyInb4 I was just pretending
>>551319845People don't like hostility. Daiwa isn't hostile and the tsundere is blatant. When the tsundere is less blatant it stops coming off as tsundere and comes off as a cold bitch. There are fans of cold bitches but the general public do not like cold bitches.
>>551319280Scrub was able to give up looking for a 30th. He had to get an officer to find someone in the thread in his place. So he can't really kick when there's no one to backfill.
nigga what the fuck???
Hmph!
Post Christmas themed Umas
>>551319845don't forget the other extreme, treating her as a radfem turbo lesbian who hates all men, completely missing her character
How the literal fuck do I see if I have any hints with the shit ass Unity UI?
>>551319768Using umareader doesn't make a career reader
witgods in the thread, which of these is best to use on a front runner?
>>551319608
>>551319848I love retarded girls
>>551318761The prophesied Mambogeddon will happen any day now. It will be the beginning of the end of Uma Global!
>>551319848Lovable retard. I love her so much.
>>551320034You don't
>>551319845>Daiwa Scarlet likes you but she's embarrassed about it>Mejiro Dober hates your fucking guts and openly says so as much as she can, but would rather not even be forced to endure your presence at all (unless you're a girl)
>>551305874Oguri Fat is joked about as being a big eater because you could almost never take his attention away when he was eating. That and eating seemed to be his form of comfort around his neglectful mother
>>551320051Fuku is jacked in Unity CupMarv is the only SR Wit card I like besides Fuku
>>551319845>Daiwa is annoying but is stacked>people go fucking nuts for it>Dober is annoying and isn't stacked>I HATE THIS UMA WHAT'S HER PROBLEM? OOGA BOOGA
>>551316802>>551319280How do we save ra?
>>551319608You're not doing a very good job dissuading anons from pulling her
>>551320003Just like Digitan
only retards like dober trash when my Queen exists in the same universe
>>551318761Was it all just lies? An act? Was there never going to be a Mambo revolution?
>>551320174how is mambofukukitaru jacked exactly, outside of the skill I'm not gonna take? I don't know basic game mechanics
>>551320274why even fight when I can get both?
>>551320051For Scorpio Tachyon is the strongest because medium skill hints, SP bonus, and good training statsFor general use or TT its MTK because of scenario link
>>551319845Scarlet openly cares for you and gets sweeter the longer you know her. Even when she is "tsun", it's obvious she is just embarrassed. She's just a lovely girl, how could I not go nuts for her?
>>551320291In the new year brother
>>551320274Cute but I don't remember McQueen having tits that big
>>551320051Daiwa - Tachyon - Dober is a spectrum of wit vs TEFuku gives a shitload of SP with eventsMarvelous gives debuffer hintsOthers are meh
if you do not have a cunt do NOT pull for this uma she will be uncomfortable around you
>>551320336She has scenario link, meaning you get her in the first wave of teammates.The game gives you extra teammates to compensate, making the early Unity Cup races easier.
>>551320291The game was mambo'd from the start!
>>551320062Two more weeks...
>>551319963Yakuza representation
>>551320336>the team name she gives is good for team trials>she has training effectiveness so its not as bad off of wit>has bonus friendship recovery so you need to rest less often>>551320479and to piggyback off of what this anon says, the first few races are the most important as this scenario is all about snowballing the early game into a good run
>>551320472Hmm...nyo I like tsunderes
>i will bomb stam i will bomb stam i will bomb stam i will bomb stam i will bomb stam i will bomb stam i will bomb stam>end up with 650 stam
>>551320051Mejiro Ardan is GOATed for Pace Chasers if you're building Groundwork on it
>>551317380*Coughs blood* the rainbow... Curse...
>do an optional race>win>reporter shows up >cucks me out of my potential -5 energy
medium pace maru is hard to train, broswhy does this hag have such shit affinity
Newfag here, how rare are rainbow crystals? asking for a friend
>>551320472Her previous life mating instincts are too much for her to ignore them
>>551320535And then it will be mambover for real?
>>551320750Very, you craft one in 4 months with fragments
>>551320750>how rare are rainbow crystalsyou get one every anni and half anni I think, if you max out every event in the meantime that is
>biko gives 30 energyWhat the fuck!!!!
>>551320709Pace is bait imo, especially if you're expecting a lot of fronts because sometimes you get pushed out of top 5 and her AI doesn't work to keep up. As a side effect it also makes it so that you can run more medium sparks instead of pace chaser sparks
>>551320903Danke danchou
>>551320274All of the Mejiros are cute.
>>551320935So does Pasa.
>>551320809Absolutely, this time for realsies, without a doubt.
>its another fail to get Medium S on all my daily borrows episodeI fucking HATE this mechanic, it's so dogshit if you have to use bad affinity umas for their uniques REEEEE
>>551320937explain taiki in front rooms
>>551320484
Are >we actually building front Taikis
>>551320935And she gives 15 energy in her other event.
>>551321039It works but you need a strong Taiki with a lot of midrace? I'm just saying that if you run as front the AI helps you instead of working against you.
>Taishin is a tsundere bitch who kicks you in the legs and says she doesn't like you>but has a single line about making food, so she's prime wife material>Dober is a tsundere, shy and sheltered girl who's not used to talking with men due to growing in a female only household for all her life and you slowly gain her trust over her career mode>but she treats female trainers better so she's just a bitch who hates men
>>551321021just tank it with high base pink medium starsyes, that means shaving off good whites or even blues sometimes
>>551320995I cant believe that the club I am in, will die for realsies again in two week!
Still haven't seen urara fighting the fucking 'copter, when does it happen?
>>551320993The SSR power one?>>551320937I unfortunately just don’t have the parents or cards to train good frontrunners.
>>551321162Taishin rapes you, does Dober rapes you too?
>>551321270Yeah. Event is called Uma-me.
Sorry danchou, I was too exhausted yesterday and overslept... I promise to make up for it by doubling up my daily fan count for today....
>>551321021>he doesn't have 3 alt accounts he created at launch and plays regularly with decent decks so he has 12 borrows every daydo you even play this game???
naisu nature very clearly said "chicken" in her christmas message to me on the home screen but the text said turkey
Hold the fuck up, is Maruzensky religious? The in-game text is all localised but she very blatantly calls Christmas “this holy night”, IN ENGLISH.
>>551321321they all rape you in the onsen event bro
>>551320937That's why you put Angling + SfV and Groundwork on your pace chasers like this guy did
>>551320709Just leave her at B style aptitude. It's not like she needs insane positioning to proc her ult
>>551321162This anon doesn't have taishin and won't get dober either
mediu
>maru>mayacchihelp me pick a third fronti'm forgoing taiki because I can't make her strong enough in front heavy roomsI guess I have bobo and daiwa
>>551321427Urarachi wouldn't rape me
>>551321321Taishin tests my testicle capacity
>>551321489
>>551320814>>551320903My friend had another question, he had to spark to get a single Kitasan, should he reroll or should he cope with those crystals?
>>551321427My oshis would never do this.
>medium s>good stats>lots of skill points>neither kita nor creek event chains finished
>>551321424it's a holy night cause I'm going to take her holy first time
>>551321424She’s the most old fashioned, it makes sense
>>551321525All these little umas and not a single one of them look like me what the hell....
>>551321525I hate when they make this kind of drawing and the children are just mini versions of the umawhere did my genes go bro
Air Groove is so beautiful
WE HAVE 50 POSTS ANONSWHAT DID YOU DO
>>551321424shes old enough that she was there at christ's conception, the bible says the 3 kings rode camels but they actually rode umas
>>551321667>>551321671your semen is just too weak to win against a strong uma egg
>>551321525Did you never pull out?>>551321671To your future sons. They'll look like mini (You)s
>>551321745I smoked weed opps
>>551318087This
This time I’m really going to do it
>>551319642Anyone?
>>551320709>why does this hag have such shit affinityShe literally has no contemporaries and is too good for her juniors to stand next to her as equals except for maybe Rudolf and CB.
>>551321951You stole my slot
>>551321978Maybe/probably. Why not test her in a practice room?
>>551321978Yeah looks about right. If you really want to be safe take a white
Need some Juvenile fillies...
>>551321680humiliation ritual
>>551321795>Did you never pull out?she legs lock constantly
>>551321830heh>>551321951
>"christmas" is censored in club chatyou're shitting me, just how woke is horsegirl gamu?farm_spe.jpg
>>551321965don't give up!
Christmas
Merry
Go-Round
Orange and carrot
>>551321965please, no, mambo needs you still... think of the club points, please!
>>551322369>>551322369>>551322369
>>551322428nyo... you'll awaken the jannies
I lack seiun sky but want to train front runners. Am I out of luck or can I get by with borrowing (suffering)
Stupid question. Runaway counts as a skill for groundwork activation right? I’m trying to do runaway Suzuka, Ealry Lead is still important?
>>551322512borrowing is finejust believe in the sparks, and not like you're doing more than 3 runs a day
Gritty Derby
>>551321769Big 笑 I can imagine that
>>551322624nyesgroundwork, taking the lead, and concentration are all core
>>551321424Yes, she is my wife and we are Catholic.
>>551322037I need mister cock balls
>>551323835Blessed anon and Maruzensky!
>>551321769camels are actually faster than horses
yea
>>551320973>all the mejirosnyoo ryan is a disgusting ugly ass bitch donkey fck ryan and ryanfags
>I lost as a C rank team against a D rank one with all double circlesI didn't think it was possible?
Finish the thread, retards
