Previous: >>551298458>NewsVersion 2.5 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/Ldeqt2WMiYMTGA 2025 Special Videohttps://youtu.be/X-g1N9mNjzsAgent Record | Ye Shunguanghttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42397862Agent Record | Zhaohttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42343300>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/z7da4QEKGR8(EN)https://youtu.be/_54Snm67UGM(JP)https://youtu.be/z7da4QEKGR8 (EN)https://youtu.be/_54Snm67UGM (JP)https://youtu.be/HUymJ5QYCAk (EN)https://youtu.be/sPvoLeIlZAk (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.4https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/161086All-New Program 11/25 - 12/29"En-Nah" Chess Saga 11/25 - 12/29Neo Golden Mecha 11/28 - 12/29Lightstream Notes 12/03 - 12/29Simulated Sequence Showdown 12/08 - 12/29Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 12/11 - 12/16"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 12/17 - 12/29100% Miss Bunny 12/17 - 12/29Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 12/24 - 12/29>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ24KRAMPUSZZZCREATOR25ZZZ25MINAZHAOISFREEMEETTHEVOIDHUNTERShunguangWinterGift>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
>>551315908WiseCHAD won
Look at this Orph, that I just found.
>hags>hebes>lolis>twinks>baras>furries>robotsreminder I am the target audience and I won
>>551316223The cute and canon agent wife watching the cute and canon senior wife...
I'm gonna pull for...
>>551316223>tfw no clingy teenage BPD wifeFeels bad bros
when will shifu return with the milk(ers),,,
>>551316223Why so off model? Are you that ashamed of what your Chad looks like in game?
>>551317070Wow this guy looks like he gets bred deep and hard by thiren men
I love (you)bait so I'm rolling for xiao'guang. It's that simple.
>>551316856nice how about more
>>551317192At least you acknowledge she's (you) bait, anon. That's more self-awareness than most. Good luck on your 50/50.
>>551317228here's one i stole
I love my bnuut wife
What was YSG's tattoo meant to convey about her character?
You gift, enjoy it.
>>551317393Nice AI image!
I think my interest in the idols is fading because they aren't as sexualized as the other characters in the game
>>551317426Nice blindness.
>>551317442Thisthey need to look like this
Is it worth it
Merry Xmas non shitposting zzziggas
>>551317384That she has poor long-term decisionmaking skills.
Why is Shunguang depicted as such a painted whore here?Lipstick is for whores...
>>551317393Wow, an onahole wife!
>>551317192True. All this spam attempt by some anons here to stop me from rolling Shungus or make me hate her makes me want to roll for her unironically instead.
Fun fact: Many think ZZZ stands for zenless zone zero, yet that is wrong it stands for Zhao Zhao Zhao because she's that cool.>>551317710
>>551317871The outfit is the main reason she looks like a high-class hooker, frankly.
What happened to banyue? Didn't he just release? Didn't you guys like combo-heavy fighting game characters and can't wait to play him? What happened to the excitement? I thought there'd be more discussion.
>>551318009>Misclicked before posting,Fuck my retarded rabbit chud life.
>>551317393Cute
Merry X-mas zzziggers. luv from Liechtenstein
>>551318051here's your discussion. he's currently around 40% of yidhari's revenue.
This but zzz
>>551318051There were a bunch of anons talking about Banyue last thread, as well as the thread before that. Maybe try not being a disingenuous shitposter who waits for a fresh thread to start making stupid statements about a lack of discussion.
>>551317871Can you please not say things like that, I wear lipstick and I'm not a whore and wearing lipstick doesn't make you one either. Grow up.
>>551317286Almost every post launch character in the game is
>>551317976No one cares if you roll her just accept that you like slop.
>Every other game I play is celebrating Christmas>Get to see all my cute UMAs and Blue Archive girls singing Jingle Bells and doing Christmas date events>I don't have this option in any mihoyo game I play because the Chinese don't allow ChristmasI just don't think I want to play Chinese games after Zenless, this is my last one. If you don't celebrate Christmas you're soulless.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nq0yxxWuJo8
>>551318051Banyue was just a weapon for the local schizo to shit on othersThe hype here was mostly artificial
here's your bunny cunny bro
>>551316856Very cute Orf.Glad I rolled her because her hangouts are cute
>>551318241thats not a real place, you made that up
>>551318402These wouldn't even work with her feet though.
>>551318294No one cares about your contrarianism lil broYou ain't special about it~
>>551318304I think they way Japan or Korea celebrate Christmas is the complete opposite of soul
>>551318243Grim.>>551318269Why so uppity and defensive anon? I'm just curious where'd all that excitement go.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LInokEPT1h8my goat CORNliterally VH tier
>>551318287No, anon. No character comes close to the amount of (You) bait they've been pushing with Shungus before she even releases. Even Vivian wasn't so very for (You). They're kicking into overdrive with her because either they've got some extra incentive to make sure the VH sells well or they're lacking confidence. The conspicuous spending event during her banner kind of confirms it.
>>551317384>b-but YSG TOTALLY doesn't look like a prostitute!
>>551318402I don't like furries except for Tom and Jerry
first for ratita
>>551318051i didn't roll him because he was too much work for not enough reward. why bother when i could just hold down M1 with mbibi or spam E with shifu for more damage
>Even Vivian wasn't so very for (You).LMFAO
Shifu love!!
>>551317384It's linked to her white form, you wouldn't know if you don't play the game
>>551317384>GPTEmbarrassing, so this is Shungite haters?
My wives
Merry Christmas!
>>551318630YSG is a trained prostitute and that's part of what makes her hot. Despite her training, she's a pure virgin saving herself for me. Or at least she thinks that. She already forgot we fucked last night.
>>551318706>when i could just hold down M1 with mbibi or spam E with shifu for more damagePretty sure anyone who rolled him did so explicitly because doing that isn't exactly fun.
>>551318615Nothing to do with confidence and your headcanon is concerning. You can keep pretending that the game doesn't throw (You) bait at the players over and over again but that's just not the case. Ye has raised the bar similarly to how Vivian did it, almost every other character is still for (You) nonetheless
>>551318772This. It ties into her lore about being a horse with worms.
>>551318951>has raised the barThink you mean lowered the bar.
>>551318252I picked Wise, I looked like left, look more feminine than right as of now.
>>551319052Nah, she pushed the pandering bar higher or as high as Vivian
>>551318936Where are these people who rolled him?
I really cannot bring myself to care about these recent story chapters.
>>551318252>Abandon WoW>Instantly turn transI'm sure this means something
>>551318896I unironically think that it would be better if YSG would wear a jacket or a cloak or something over her qipao and would remove it during gameplay (like Xilonen), revealing her sexy looks.
>>551319279Okay, whiny baby
>We HATE,HATE Shitvian!Later>We fucking LOVE Vivian here,Bibi love!I'm seriously supposed to believe you won't love Shungus as well?
I like Astra, I like Trigger, I like Vivian, I like Flora, I like Ye Shunguang
I just realized that half of the posts in this general are pointless quibbles over dumb bullshit and the other half are the literary equivalent of holding up a sign that says "Debate Me" while holding cue cards that just say "cope and seethe."Anyway, Merry Christmas you useless fucks.
>morons pick a hoyo game of all things to try to project their self-insert harem fantasies intowhy not play one of the hundreds of actual games like that out there i don't get it
>Yenless Yen Zero
I just would like to say that Alice has the best pair of tits in the gameAnd Seed has the best assProve me wrong
>>551318630She looks chinese. Yixuan is a prostitute.
>>551319405reddit
>>551319384Based!,BAsed!BADes!BASEd!,BASED!BAAAAAAAAAASED!
>>551319372It's the usual doom and gloom of an upcoming character with the added seethe of fags and cucks because she panders to the MC The uptick in women logic based arguments and slander should tell it all
>>551319372I still hate DOGSHIT though?
>>551319227I rolled him. Still working on discs but I was able to clear Thrall with him using the trash discs I had available.
>>551319279i felt like the recent chapters have been a huge step up in writing consistency or at the very least localization. actual storyline aside for the first time in a long while i can actually clearly understand characters' motivations and who's who without having to read through the playback
>>551319174Yeah so lowered the bar even below Vivian.
Do you guys have to be miserable even on Christmas?
>>551319489Yixuan looks slutty. There is a difference.
>>551319624As long as you're playing ZZZ you'll never escape pandering
>>551319640I keep seeing people say its Christmas, but its Christmas EVE today.
>>551319279I thought 2.3 and 2.4 were much better than 1.7, 2.0, and 2.2, less so for the plot and moreso for the actual writing.
>>551319427They are much worse as video games.
>>551319640If i wasn't a dark day away from ending it all i wouldn't be here
>>551319701not in australia it aint
Bwos I don't have FufuWho is a good third teammate for Yixuan/Lucia?
>>551319427Why do people get so mad when I do it here?They clearly are pandering to me.
https://files.catbox.moe/8jx13s.jpeg
>>551319640Communists hate Christmas.
>>551318304The fanart picks up the slack.
>>551319640They're miserable every day, why should Christmas be any different?
>>551319649Ah true. Yixuan doesn't take money for it.
>>551319570Cool. I thought there'd be more discussion about him since he's so mechanically deep and all but strangely I don't see that at all.
We need an entire sibling faction.
>>551319640Happy people don't post on 4chan, especially not near christmas
>>551319695Quality of pandering was better before. It's gotten lazier and clumsier, like painting with a garden hose instead of a roller.
>santa chinky was last yearstaying at home does wonder to your perception of time, too bad i quit the game recently
>>551319695I know, and I don't actually have a problem with it in concept. I just wish they would do it better, like they have done in the past.
Skipping Ye Whoreguang for Alice mindscapes, love bnuuy.
>>551320123What is a bunny without ears
Samsara cycle #1497329358907593zzz is talking about China again
My biggest mistake in life is not having a sister and I'll never recover from this.
My sister? For meYidhari? For meMy brother? For meAlice? For meManato? For meNicole? For meAndy? For meTrigger? For meLighter? For meCeaser? For meLucy? For meMiyabi? For meHarumasa? for meBanyue? For meHugo? For meVivian? For meFufu? For meYixuan? For meXiaoguang? For meOrphie? For meSeed? For me.If you aren't on this list you are worthless.
>>551319279Really?2.1, 2.2 and 2.3 were all quite excellent story-wiseAll of them are much better than 1.7, 1.5, 1.3 and 1.1.I'm not commenting on 2.4 here yet because I haven't played it yet.2.0 was absolute dogshit tho
>>551319997We just had an entire summer event with both Yuzuha and Alice throwing themselves at you, straight into Seed who does the same and then into a patch where Yidhari is literally the damsel in distress you save before she... you guessed it, throws herself at you. Now we're at Ye>>551320084Read the above and realise that if the devs have been pushing this concept more and more as the game goes on that's not a random choice, they see what most players want/like and fill that demandYour idea of better is less of it or more subtle, that's not where ZZZ is heading
>>551319405>>551319640merry christmas these hindus here don't celebrate kino like christmas
is almost time for melonmas
>>551320232>/zzz/ talks about china during chinawank patch
>>551320218Better?
>>551318252She already had long hair.
>>551319915Well, not many people rolled him since he's another male sacrifice banner immediately before the next Void Hunter, same as Lighter and Hugo. In this case it was a double-whammy of also being a more complex character to play like Harumasa or Evelyn, and people still complain that both of them are harder to make perform well than the T0 DPS who kind of just let you faceroll your way to easy clears.Still, I'm glad the devs are willing to put effort into more niche characters despite recognizing that they won't be as profitable. Really gives the impression this is a passion project for them.
I am BROWN and POOOOOOOOR!Now let ME tell (You) my rolling plans, that i hope (You) emulate so i feel better in my choices!
>>551320310You forgot Astra.
>>551320310>not on the list
>>551320310Dibs.
>>551320341Didn't the devs all but apologize on stream not too long ago and say we'd be going back to more content and storylines like we had in 1.X?
>>551320416Youtubes tell me what to eat, what to feel and what to pull.
>>551320376>She
>>5513203232.2 was ass.Green hair bitch was completely nonsensical in her behaviour
Bwos besides the idols (who I'm skipping btw), are there any other agents we know about in the future?I feel like we always had so many 'possible agents' to talk about, and now we basically have none...
(You) are ALL on the naughty list, no presents for you!!
>>551320404But there are a bunch of people here excited for him. You're telling me they didn't roll for him at all despite all the talk? What's up with that?
>>551320310cornGODs...billybros...negromataniggas...
>>551320534Yes, settings wise going back to more urban, none of what they said has anything to do with pandering which will only get dialed up more as we go on
>>551320310Ellenjobbers....
>>551320608Flashback Pompey, trust the plan
>Horsecuck samefagging as a zhaofag again
>>551319819what is that on her anus? a gas bubble?
>>551320621i'm getting my present next week!
>last minute anti brimestone technology added to Chungus >more Zhao anti rupture synergy God I hate mihomo so much we can’t have nice things ever
>>551319819I know I'm not the only one thinking about this engine regularly.
>>551320534They did significant re writes this patch and yet they kept all the pandering.None of that is changing.>>551320689They said we are gonna see some of the older characters again.I don't think they consider the waife not urban.Infact many characters there arent even Chinese
>>551320838What's the last minute anti brimstone?
>>551320838What did they do?It was kinda funny that they did Zhu's again and made the sig like 7% better than cope option.
>>551320821Butt sweat, not sure why sweat beads in the sphincter are so common in art these days, but it does make it look lickable I guess.
>>551320838>Why isn't the free shitter T0 at M0W0!?
>>551320838Not pulling a VH's ball isn't an option.
https://files.catbox.moe/brvijo.mp4What is she doing?
>>551320838damn. brim wasn't even that much worse what did they do?
Fufu has such a dorky face, cute!
>>551320946the fuck? is butt sweat a thing?
>>551320663Wrong timezone, I assume. People were discussing last thread and the thread before that, but it was earlier in the morning or last night, depending on your own timezone. There's a link to the previous thread in the OP.At this point I've gotten the combos committed to muscle memory and think I'm doing pretty well with him, but until I get decent discs performance will be limited. That said, I'm having so much fun with how he plays that I'm actively looking for more content to do with him. Hadn't even touched the battle tower before but now I'm trying to get to floor 50 hitless.
>>551318051i rolled himwhat is there to talk aboutmost "discussion" for a character is incessant fucking arguing about literally nothing. banyue players rolled the character and played the character. it's not a numbers character, its a mechanical execution character. like, are we under the impression that discussing his rotations would make his input timing easier or something
>>551321006Butts are two big mounds of fat of course they get warm and sweat, they'd chafe badly otherwise, and if sweat drips down, where do you think it might end up pooling? In any creases, obviously. I don't think the sphincter itself sweats though, probably secretes oils but I'm no biology expert.
>>551318051Even talking about him in positive light will triggers all kinds of schizos
Yidhari is the easiest character to play in the game. She's massively fun though
>>551321053I feel dumb for not realizing earlier you could immediately enter a combo from his defensive assist by holding Basic or EX.
>>551320770Shut up Hindpoo, Merry Christmas
I really want Astra and S-anby and have a guarantee on premium for Ysg with only 40 pulls banked right now. I guess I can spam arcade or void to get some extra attempts.
>>551320906Nice, didn't catch that, glad to see more of the older character againLike you said though, they're never changing the direction of all the pandering and will only increase it slowly.I wouldn't be surprised they start adding more date events and modes similar to the cinema. It's clear that Hoyo wants to target as many different audiences with each of their games and ZZZ is clearly the one for action hack & slash and waifu collecting with a bunch of (You) pandering
>>551320913>>551320938>>551320962玉魄冰心装备者造成的伤害无视目标20%物理属性伤害抗性;装备者开启[以太帷幕]时,自身造成的伤害提升20%,暴击伤害提升20%,持续40秒,重复触发时刷新持续时间。玉魄冰心装备者造成的伤害无视目标20%物理属性伤害抗性;装备者开启[以太帷幕]时,自身造成的伤害提升25%,暴击伤害提升25%,持续40秒,重复触发时刷新持续时间。That’s what they did
>>551318051You want us to talk about Banyue 25/8? If discussion happens it happens, the first big wave happened with the Tyrone fighting event
>>551319802>They clearly are pandering to me.This is to your liking? Well to each their own I guess.
>>551321451It's to my liking because Manato is for (you) (me).
>>551320807The perfect Christmas gift.
>>551321409Jade Soul Ice Heart: Damage dealt by the wearer ignores 20% of the target's physical damage resistance. When the wearer activates [Etheric Veil], their damage dealt is increased by 20%, and critical hit damage is increased by 20% for 40 seconds. Repeated triggers refresh the duration.Jade Soul Ice Heart: Damage dealt by the wearer ignores 20% of the target's physical damage resistance. When the wearer activates [Etheric Veil], their damage dealt is increased by 25%, and critical hit damage is increased by 25% for 40 seconds. Repeated triggers refresh the duration.What does it mean?
What the most unrealistic collab you would like for zzz? For me I would love all the Mario princesses
>>551321020Nah I saw them at this exact time before his release, they were very excited. Now strangely they're nowhere to be found.>>551321053I thought he was so mechanically deep that you could talk about and explore a lot of things about him and that's why he's more fun and exciting than 1 button mash characters though? Was that not true at all?
>>551320838Wait what how did they nerf brimstone? I leveled that shit for chungus..
>>551321421That’s made overly complicated for no reason
>>551320961Mopping is really stressful and she's trying to wring out as much as possible. Dutiful maid and good wife candidate.
>>551321612Looks like it's just a slight buff to her signature engine?
>>551321451I don't know why you keep posting a still instead of the cutscenes?
>>551321284to be fair, some things from his kit are poorly described in tutorial; also hoyo's irrational love for hiding basic description under walls of glorified flavor text doesn't help much
>we have to carry out big sisters nowIt's too much responsibility, bwos.
Hearing Zhao is free brought me back. Haven't played since the Alice banner was running.
>>5513216935% phys and 5% cdmg isn't that game changing, is it
Fucking retard.
>>551321631bro, he's still a gacha character, at some point all that's left to discuss is oddly-specific dodge cancel techs to squeeze DA dry, that alone cuts off roughly two thirds of banyue players
>>551321865Same but haven't played since mibibi
>>551321629If they where their mk world touring outfits they would fit right in too
I think Zenless Zone Zero needs more rabbit thirens
>>551321629Same answer as always.Pyra and mythra.
>>551321813I dropped hsr the moment space japan got scrapped. Surely nothing similar will happen to zzz?
Will a m0w0 chungus with a m0w1 Zhao work?
>>551321631NTA but this faux smug larp is giving me second hand embarrassment please stop bwo
>>551321631Here's the execution chart:>>551321650Most of the complexity isn't in the actual kit but in the execution, since it's not just stringing together combos in combat but also aligning your limited resources properly, somewhat similar to Evelyn. There's also the added complexity of the perfect cancel windows if you care about fully optimizing your playstyle, though that's best reserved for after you've gotten the combo execution down to muscle memory.I initially thought the combos were mostly different animations for the same purpose, but as you start to define your play you realize that they do actually have different best use cases based on dps, adrenaline efficiency, or execution time depending on your needs.
>>551321650>Make combo character>Look inside>No actual combos>Just two strings you execute until the heat death of the universe with some tech variation
>>551321629
>>551321890Based Fufu and Pan telling the stinky fox-donkey thing to stand outside in the cold while they enjoy their tea.
>>551321629I never understood mario franchise smut until I discovered rosalina
bruh
>>551322114Yes
>>551321629A massive never ever is a collab with nikke.Because rapis en va.
>>551322113>Nangong Yu
>>551321284sounds like you need a shifuhope you also know that wrath state buffers the perfect cancels for you, so you can buffer another ex special like groundpound -> dig and swap and banyue will do the whole thing while hes not main fieldingvery important for stun rotations
Apparently there's a fucking mouse in my apartment. WTF? I live in a fucking 70k town, not some backwater village.
>>551319427>Hoyo keeps making designated girlfriend characters, who are written to pander to self-inserters, marketed while paired with the male MC>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SELF-INSERT!!!!!! HOYO GAMES ARE NOT FOR SELF-INSERT HAREM PANDERING!!!!It's such a mystery
>>551321913>>551322121>>551322132Man if this is all the excitement that a fighting game character can bring about, I wonder how fighting game generals are still alive here.
>>551320232>schizo that sits here even on christmas eve spams about the same shit
>>551322223So.....until you discover futa tall women basically?
>>551319085Helllllo
>>551316595flips dont like furry though. Vast majority of them are playing BA or Trickcal
>>551322253the lion dos not concern himself with 50/50s
>>551322250Shungus isn't that big
>>551322438is rosalina stereotyped as a futanari?
>>551322298uhhh qrd? they shouldnt be in the autistic sag-afta shit no?
>>551322571That's her after two pregnancies
>>551322175I'd honestly say combo is something of a misnomer. Instead of an EX skill he has two different basic attack chains, each of which has two different finishers, and each of those finishers can be rapidly accessed directly from other finishers using rapid three-button inputs.He combos his attacks but it's not really comboing in the same sense as a fighting game character. More like, say, Vindictus.
>>551322571She used to be until the sword ate all her boob size.
How's this for Banyue discussion: I actually remapped my fucking controller so I could do his directional counter assists better.also is dig, roar or balls the best ex special if you want to fit in a quick ex before parry? I thought dig or roar, but if the assumption that the balls damage continues if you parry/dodge after the perfect cancel timing, it might be that
>>551322175This, it's actually braindead once you spend 5 minutes in training with only 2 small strings you need to spam
chat i dont want shungus bungus amongus i just want the idol
>>551322604Nta but yes, one of the best 3d futas.
>>551322571Just like Wise
>>551322613Kayli mills is rapis en va.And she already got black listed from hoyo.
>>551322698Many are saying this.
>>551322672Roar has the quickest animation and I think does more damage than balls anyway.
>>551322727... what does best 3d futa even entail?
Shungy love
I'm not getting any (You)s...i'm going to kill myself nyow
I heard you're not actually supposed to do earthshaker into wrath variant mountain tremor outside of stun because the adrenaline to damage ratio is bad. What do you spam then>>551322253Is this you. Holy fucking explode (congrats)
>>551322934Hi cutie
i like soukaku and piper
There it goes your only 18% behind brimstone cope bros
>>551322604I think he's referencing the HardDegenerate animation.
>>551322882?bruh? what the fuck is the point of balls then? just grouping and being a starter for the wrath roar?
>>551322839>union VARip she also looks good which is rare among EN VAs that ive seen
eous and my harem members
>>551322939You can just chain ground pounds back to back out of stun, though frankly I'm not too fussy about whether I use the ground pound or the roar outside of stun since they're both good.
The lion...
>>551322934Could've just asked. Honesty makes things a lot easier
>>551322934
>>551323107Balls is the grouping combo and the one you use to chain into the Wrath Roar, yes. Not really too important otherwise from what I understand.
go spend time with your family instead of shitposting here
>>551322250>>551322897
>>551323076Perfectly acceptable, when sig balls start pushing 30%+ better than cope options that's when it gets obnoxious
>>551323183nah you might miss opportunities to build stun/wrath if you link groundpounds, ive felt this a lotill go check mvs for roar and balls
>>551322402stop larping
>>551323359Legend says he's still crying out for it
>anon shitposts about the lack of Banyue discussion>inadvertantly starts Banyue discussion
>>551322057HIRE THIS MAN
>>551323391are there even balls this strong?
CRUMBLEQUAKECOLLAPSE
>>551323502That was always the plan
>nukes have bad side effects>is an average agent without nukes anyway>VH shifu takes care of nuke worthy threats anyway>barely ever leaves her room, less so to battle>OH NOOOOOOOO I USE MY NUKE SWORD SO MUCH I'M LITERALLY DYING, I EVEN FORGET MY PROXY BOYFRIENDDid the writers forget Yixuan's master lived up to his 60, 70s, and Yijiang only died because it was Old Eridu's Fall and she probably had to spam the sword a hundred times in a day
>>551323345I'm doing both
>>551323080Wyerframez portait is hotter
>>551322970>>551323270>>551323280Yippee thatnk's for the (You)s!!
i have too many stunners but i kind of want fufu now
>>551323612Counterpoint: Shunko is retarded.
>used to complain about wrath generation>found out about directional dodge -> immovable mountain parry for double adrenaline generation against the same attack>wrath generation issues gone>skill ceiling increasedFVARKING SOVL and i think the devs even knew about it
bang your boo
>>551323753She's retarded because she was written by retards which is the anons point.
>>551323441why so defensive?
>>551316223lol Damn right we did, belletroons coping and seething as usual XD
>>551323605why so defensive?
>>551323778huh, am I not supposed to parry all attacks?
>>551323558Miyabi has zero good f2p options than her sig due to the weird kit
>>551323778holy shit I didn't even think about thatNeed to go try it now.
patronizing banyue discussion shitposter actually turned the thread to banyue discussion what a fucking moron
>>551323612I gave up during 2.2
robot sex
>>551323927Anon is saying you can both dodge and parry the same attack using the directional dodge and then the parry, getting adrenaline gain from both on the same attack.
Here is your Compliance Authority!Questions?
>>551323626devilish
>>551323778They should've just patch that bug out, instead of trying to turn it into a "skill ceiling" feature.
>>551323502They have to save face somehow. Notice how YSG shitposting lessened too.
>>551324120If I hypothetically fired half of my employees and replaced them with AI, would krampus come after me? Hypothetically?
>>551324115>dodge and parry at the same timeIm kinda retarded, how does that work
>>551324120Can I have a happy ending?
bnuuy wief maido
>>551324120i didnt really like her design
>>551323927Some enemy attacks have multiple hits during the same swing/animation, so you can dodge with banyue by holding a direction first (so you don't parry) which gives you wrath and decibels, then you can attack and neutral dodge (no direction) to parry for wrath.Cause of this text in his kit: >Recover 4 Wrathful Fires when parrying an enemy with Dodge: Immovable Mountain, and recover 6 Wrathful Fires instead upon triggering a Perfect Block, up to once every 1s;>Recover 4 Wrathful Fires upon triggering a Perfect Dodge, up to once every 1s.so you just do both during the cd period
>>551323753>>551323821Good point, more reason to skipIt's worse watching it on bilibili where the screen was full of shills "literally crying"
>>551324289I don't like YOUR face, how does that make you feel, huh??
>>551323359I can hear it
>>551319792Anyone?
>>551324306they're going to contribute to her sales and you're going to lose yet another culture war.
>>551324230cutie anon i will record a vid for you
>>551324230Same way you can techincally dodge an attack but also defensive assist it, just instead of left click+spacebar, directional input+left click+left click with no directional input for parry
>>551324434Trigger and Pulchra can work pretty well
>>551324416
I think Zhao is kinda cute for some reason
>>551324434I ran trigger, even without her passive active it went well
>>551322672Wait how did you remap your controller? Not physically how, just curious what you did to a make it easier.
>>551323612Unironically part of Shifu's divinationsthis path will lead to curing her curse
>>551324661rabbits are ALWAYS cute
qingyi buff? zhu buff? soukaku buff? piper buff? another ellen buff?
Hohoho!Merry Christmas! Gimme lots of (You)s please!Also comment on my 4.5 incher and which ZZZ girl it belongs to!Yes yes!
well that was a short banyue discussion lol
>>551323564Is this what Banyue's saying? It's kind of difficult to hear voice lines at times what with everything else going on.
>>551321451That was because of the lgbt / women developers after zzz sales dropped the straight based developers are back in control
>>551323612I'm gonna chalk it up to writers making shit up as they go, the way it was framed in 2.0 made the sword out to be an uber powerfull nuke that obliterated the wielder in the process, with the whole thing punctuating how brutal Hollow Zero was
>>551319470>>551319470>And Seed has the best assNo
>>551324661Her event made her much more attractive.
>>551325332
>Ye shotgun ML out of nowherewhy can't ZZZ write ML/you bait as good as they used to anymore? At least MC and Miyabi actually got a bit of real romance development, she goes from seeing Wise as a suspect to the boy she likes after they went through some shit together.>sheathed her sword despite dangerous foxfire>could have ran away and left her for dead but didn't>helped her get through her Guts berserker armor spirit world> also decided to entrust his deepest secret with her despite how he might have conflicting interestsEven the climax is Wise finally chose to trust Miyabi and chase her at the spot they first met lmao
>>551325183Being curshed by Banyue Shifu's BUILT android cheeks
>>551325332literally too FAT
>>551324718Well I already play on remapped settings ingame, i just actually went into 8bitdo and mapped R4 to my backswap. If you're asking about my current settings:>Dodge on L1 and attack on R1>Backswap on L2 and forwardswap on R2It's a lot easier to actually counter assist with a forward swap because the fingers for timing it are on the same hand, so you just tap index and middle. Hard to explain but I hope you understand, might just be idiosyncratic anyways.>>551324230here you go cutie anonhttps://streamable.com/q197ts
>>551324290This would work with any regular dodge, not just the taunt dodge, right?
>>551325563Merry Christmas Alice
>>551325467Sorry Mibibi you're old and busted, you need to make space for Ye, the new canon wife
>>551325467You guys are too obsessed with this, also it was just as shallow, you just like Miyabi more
Bunny cunny!
>>551325498Oh, so it needs to be a multi-hit attack. Makes a lot more sense but also makes it easier than I was expecting.
>>551318051Got him m0w1, thinking about getting m1 before he permanently disappears like Eugene.I haven’t even practiced or read over his skills, mostly because I’m quickly losing interest in the game. Shungus pv made me want to skip her more
whats in the box
>>551325498the lion does not concern himself ahh projectile blocking
>>551325639
>>551325507see >>551325498Yes it would, you can access regular dodge instead of parrying in the middle of an attack string by holding a direction when you dodge.Taunt dodge is more for animation cancelling ex specials into the punch mountain topple during stun rotations.>>551325685It's not always a multi-hit attack, some attacks look like one swing, but have like two or three attack triggers within them, so you can reliably do it against that.
>>551325563>the AI kind of fucked up her name and made it look like "Alice sexo"heh
>>551318304>christmasAnon your family and friends irl? 2Dmas is just a jewish attempt for your tendies
>>551316223So these are the delusions our sisters have about wise....
>>551325797>Taunt dodge is more for animation cancelling ex specials into the punch mountain topple during stun rotations.Man, I still need to get better about this.
>>551325892>family>friendshaha yeah..
>>551325790Cute Bnnuy I'll be getting soon
>>551326035
>the lion does not concernI thought I wouldn't read this reddit shit here of all places. Shit sounds so corny.
>>551325709The video made a lot of anons want to skip her, judging by last thread. I'm pretty neutral on it - they've been rehashing the memory loss angle so much without much emotional impact that it just feels dull now.
>>551326115I love cats
>>551326060I'm your fwend anon!
>>551326176
>>551326017Super easy once you practice it, just hold basic -> go fucking crazy on your joystick/WASD -> press dodge >>551326217NTA but I thought shungus was cute even tho she was obnoxiously shilled, but that MV was fucking horrid. Couldn't really put a finger on why though
>>551318304Even NetEase a chinchong company knows better. Not celebrating crimis is just leaving free money on the table.
>>551326176You sound like you're barking
>>551326251
>>551326176You sound like a small dog
>>>551255878 I've explained it before, but Qingyi was programmed to have stinky smelly sweaty steamy cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip ranch dressing pickle juice popcorn butter Doritos corn chip girlfeets! And she was programmed to be flustered at how smelly they are!
>>551325709So instead of enjoying banyue you're here shitting on shungus instead? Huh, curious.
I still haven't watched a single pv and never will, i refuse to entertain shilling not shown in-game
>>551326176>anon is so irony-poisoned he can't enjoy dumb fun anymore
>>551325467The developers love embarrassing her, probably because she's Japanese coded
https://files.catbox.moe/2xlpp7.mp4
>>551321612I wouldn't call that Anti-Brimstone, just pro Signature. Brimstone is just as good as it was before that buff.
>>551326339Oh, I meant actually performing the taunt dodge in the moment. I need to untrain my brain from doing what it considers normal.
>>551326060why did he do it...
>>551326601Gacha is serious business.
>>551326630Every time....
shungus more like skipgus
>>551322106God I still love Pyra.
>>551326642Kek
>>551326339>Couldn't really put a finger on why thoughIt's very forced. They're shoving a bunch of sentimental things in your face that never even happened to build up a drama that has no weight because everyone knows it's going to be resolved agreeably. Normal people recognize this lack of substance and heavy handed manipulativeness and are repulsed.
>>551326793Man, you'd think so given how upset some people get about the pettiest shit.
>>551322106anon dont you mean hikari and homura?
>>551326176Curious how this post made a lot of lions concerned all of a sudden.
>Still no leaks or official details on the spending event specificsOh you just know this is going to be awful and bad PR
>>551323270I-It didn't work for me >>551324902BWEH
>>551319432Merry Christmas eve!!!! What is your plan for today!!!
>>551326748ymmv but I haven't really found a super practical use for the taunt dodge outside of the animation cancel for mountain topple and I guess aura
>>551323612Ignore any and all lore related to Yunkui Summit.
>>551319470There's like four other girls with better asses than SNEED.
>>551319279Same, 2.1 was good for what it was, the rest all suck with no redeeming value. I dont know what people mean when they say 2.3 2.4 were big improvements to 2.0 and 2.2. They all sucked with impossible to ignore holes and the plot moving from out of character actions, if there’s even any character besides short drama villain with a huge plan to fuck you but gets fucked at the end. Just turning off your brain isnt enough, you gota turn it back on to cope your hardest when the writers force nonsense down your throat.At least 2.0 had new patch hype and 2.2 had Isolde, who was shit in 2.2, she was only made likable from 2.1
>>551322106>>551326825How in the fuck did they make absolute peak with these two and then ugly ass hoes in the next game???
>>551327167orphie was in 2.2 so it was good
Who needs an alt outfit (that isn't a swimsuit) the most?
Merry Christmas bros
>>551325467shut up man
>>551327219Yes
>>551327219>Who needs an alt outfitEveryo->that isn't a swimsuitNo one
>>551326965
>>551327219Lucia
>>551327016I think it gets an actual benefit at M6 but other than that I'm pretty sure you're correct.
>>551327236
Merry Christmas zzzigas, I'm gonna start cooking dinner
>>551327168Lighting doesn't strike the same spot more than once.I love Sena though
>>551327236Merry!Christmas!
>>551324661THE cutest!
The biggest sin of season 2 has been squandering the antagonist they've been building since launch. Everything else is easy enough to move past, this is the part that has the capacity to do real lasting damage to the game.
>>551326963No. I'm going to take Poira to Elyysium and you can't do shit about it. I'm the fucking Driver of Aegis.
>>551327167I think Spook Shack part 1 and Fantasy Resort will come to be looked at as the only good parts of 2.x
its christmas eve not christmas
I got a Christmas lunch to attend. Thanks for the tips, Banyuebros.
>>551327616fucking hell that makes her look so stupid
American website you damn Europoors, not even lunch yet
>>551327648I enjoyed parts of 2.4 and Spook Shack part 2. Basically anything that didn't involve Yidhari.
>>551327501Happy holidays Zhaobro
>single standard pull from eridu fund (Good)>YEAH THE SHINING GOL- (good)>Fusion compiler (bad)>Grace's signature (bad)>second to best wengine for my Mibibi, who has been using S1 Rainforest (good)Well, that was a rollercoaster
>>551327698You still give Christmas greetings on Christmas eve, sir.
>>551327706*smooch*
>>551327813As a pathetic Europoor I genuflect to Superior American Cock.
>>551327813It's almost 2pm on the East Coast. When the hell do you have lunch?
>>551321813>gib free shit>get boatsIf only zion don needed votes again…
>>551327954I HATE CHRISTMASU BAH HUMBUG
>>551327924>Fusion compiler (bad)What else would you even want from Standard banner? Your 4th Koleda?Engines you don't have yet is absolutely the best outcome.
>>551327810It's just a normal run.
>>551327236>>551327501>>551327552Merry Christmas bwos
>>551328036Merry Christmas Corn!
>>551328036cornb....
>>551328171Wanna hear something wild? I do not own Nekomata
>>551328036Need rape correction for shooting so FUCKING wide
>>551327813It's noon here in Texas. Sounds like lunchtime to me.
>>551328376
>>551328376Mine is already M6 please no more
>>551328490kot, get ye gone
Which characters should I pull for so I can maximize my Deadly Assault scores? I am not sure if I should build a new Shunguang team or get Alice to improve my Yuzuha & Vivian team.
>>551328376I don't have Neko, Grace, or Koleda. S11 loves me for whatever reason
>>551320603Isolde should of been playable instead, what a waste of a great character design
i should've pulled the fu but no i had to pull orphie fuck my shungus life
ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL THE SHUNGUS IS ON MY ACCOUNT
>>551328625Dialyn
>>551328625broski you need to pull better fingers if you wanna maximize your DA scores at this point
>>551324460It’s k, genshit learned from Floplan that you have to keep for (You) tards to 1 at a time and the rest of the cast do in fact need a brain and act like normal people
>>551328706Fufu wins she's very submissive and breedable
>>551328625You should be getting boss kills with that level of investment bro. More characters isnt going to help you
>>551328625You have massive skill issue, all those teams should say 65,000 score RIGHT NYOW.But if you must know, Alice Jane Yuzuha is very strong with mindscapes.
>>551328603I'm dying to see another man spank my wife Yanagi's ass before pulling her lingerie to the side to get access to her pussy.
>>551328891
>>551328376My Nekomata is lv. 30. She gets 10 levels per mindscape.
>>551328625I have no words right now. This was a one and done back then I could've pushed for 50-55.Give me that M6 Bibi NOW
>>551324460hopefully, so it can filter out all these fake zzz tourist
Christmas sex with Shunko
i think we need more hebes
>>551328625>40057>M6 Orphie>M2 Seed>M1 Trigger>Probably all have their signature wengines>On marionettes
Cutehari Murphy
>>551329281My favorite hebes? Nicole, Burnice, and Miyabi.
>>551328625>posted it again award
>>551324785This, the writing is on the wall, we'll help lift the curse and she'll be able to spam the sword freely
>>551329032That man is me.(Except I am a 5'6 femboy horse thiren with a 2-foot cock and a debilitating sex pheromone cloud)
>>551318241Why are you European, bro?Why aren't you a CanadianCHAD like me?!?!
is it already kurisimasu in your country?
>>551328376cap
>>551328625I LOVE that you can't buy max clears in this game.
Happy Xmas Eve!
>>551329534No. In my country it's still 2 weeks away.
>>551329492Ew... a frenchie.
>>551329379seeds so cute
>>551329636tabarnak esti...
>>551329534Its Christmas Eve for me
I actually won't be able to help looking down on accounts with ye shunguang on them
Anyone remember Santa Qingyi from last year?
>>551329827I do! I miss that guy
So about that Exclusive Rescreening. The 20% off on first 10 pull is only a 360 gem discount on a loosely 12,000 gem cost, all things considered. And the rate up guarantee evaporates after your first 5 star right?Does the guarantee reset between channel offerings? Do we even know?
Merry Xmas zzzbros I just had a nice cozy wood heated finnish sauna and rolled in snow naked. Which zenless would enjoy that too?
>>551329827yeah i remembered you, the 3rd world beggars loved you man, welcome back
>>551329827Yeah. That guy was alright in my book.
>>551329914like all of them
>>551329385cute!
>>551329914You have snow? North?
>>551329914>Snow on ChristmasIts 70F (21C) where I live
>>551329817Nobody would've given a shit about this character if she weren't the void hunter and meta in game.>le double personality schizo girl that luvs youboring as shit. The way they're forcing the ML angle is cringe as hell.Even zhu is a better character
>>551330352sorry that krampus was so unpopular...
>NINE MINUTE long animationslopi'm not gonna bother watching that
>>551330352>ML angleBased devs, keep pushing that angle until troons and shipcucks filter themselves
>>551330543shipcuck...
>>551330043Yeah I live lapland and pretty close to santa's canon base.>>551330168I wouldn't mind that honestly as it's pretty cold here all around year..
>ZZZ animation budget getting higher>doomschizo melty
>>551330352lol XD you trannies are seething so hard Shunguang is for us, the target audience wins again
>>551330543I don't care about that ML shit being in the game since wiseWHIMP looks nothing like me, so self inserting is impossible, but the way they're going about it with ye shunguang is forced as hell.
>>551317393>Close the box again>Shake it around really hard
>>551330352>Even ZhuZhu Yuan is an outright good character >no traumaslop>no dead parents>well adjusted>hard working but still has hobbies and life outside work (gardening, time with parents)Everyone hates on her because she “betrayed” you. But good for her. She’s an honest cop and you hid being an illegal proxy from her. Good on the devs for having the balls to make a character challenge you. I would give anything to have a character like this in 2.x
>>551330842You say this every patch or two and you'll keep saying it until eos
>>551330842For supposedly not caring you sure do bitch and whine every time a girl is given (You) pandering.
>>551330924I want to wash Fufu's body
>>551330924shifu is so fvarking pretty
>>551330725Why are you calling the devs shipcucks? Projecting?
>tailless = hunt>qingming = nihility
I think Shunko is fine, she's relatively cute.But I won't pull for her, wuxia is lame and I don't like her dual personality thing.
>>551330924Uh, where's (Me)?
>>551331097No retard, he is calling you a shipcuck, which you are btw.
>>551330958>>551330998This is the first time I even bothered making a post about this shit. I think you're losing your mind if you think this is all coming from just one guy.>this fictional GIRL written and designed by a 40 year old greasy guy is for ME hahayea it's over for you guys
>>551330915Your average gacha player gets upset when a character doesn't immediately forsake their principles for (you), sadly.
>>551331182You need to at least change the way you format your posts when you're having a melty if you want to fool anyone
I like MLslop but I hate it when it's gigaforced like Shungus's, feels like you are a second class player for liking other characters more.
>>551331181>accepting canon content that the devs put out means you're a shipcuckTry again, troony
>>551330915Based
miyabi 2 cost
>>551331343That's why you go the harem route and love all the girls in the game
>>551331284>he's doubling down on his schizo retardationI hope ye shunguang sees this, bro. I wish you both the best of luck in your marriage.
>>551330842It really sounds like you care ALOT
>>551331462Based HaremGOD
wait, aren't they just Frieren and Fern?
>>551331343There's pandering done right and there's pandering done wrong, and the pandering with Shungus goes so far it's definitely wrong. It was handled much better with Caesar and Lucy, or even Yuzuha and Astra. They've gotten a bit lazy with the writing and are trying to do too much too fast without the proper build up for the payoff to be satisfying.
>>551331487
>>551331472Thank you, horsey. That means a lot to me. I hope you'll show up for the wedding.
Every girl is for Wise (me)Every boy is for belle (also me)You can't defeat the truth.
>>551331623Kek he really doesn't make it difficult, does he
Give me Ye Shiyuan! Give me Ye Shiyuan! Give me Ye Shiyuan!
>>551331118Licking Shifu's cunt under the water.
>>551330915>Zhu Yuan is an outright good characterYet nobody gives a shit about her this is why characters like Vivian are more popular, the developers want to keep making money so of course they dropped this boring bitch
>>551331793don't spam
>>551331590Nah, bro.
>>551331665what about eous
>>551331793All these SEA comics look very similar even when they're done by different artists.
>>551331793What a prophet, how did he predict it?
>>551331665Everyone is for wise/belle(me)
2.X has been so kino so far I doubt 3.X will be able to top it
>>551331886Pags can only draw in one way, it's also the same type of shitty humor.Makes me wonder if they actually share one brain cell, wouldn't be surprised.
>>551331793
>>551331951
>>551331971this one's just cringe
>>551331462If you go harem route, you don't love any of them.
>>551330924Btw in this pic Shifu is deciding the positions of Pan and the Ye brothers by drawing straws
>>551331951Trvke
Is there any weight to the narrative that Miyabi is really going to be stronger than the upcoming vh unit at all? I keep hearing about this neutral content stuff, is it true that Shungguangko has scenarios where she can't beat Miyabi despite being a much newer unit.
>>551332092I mean yeah it's kind of hard to actually fall in love with a drawing.
>>551331951Finally a good fucking frogpost
>>551331971This is canon
>>551332293For once I agree with nicoleschizo.
>>551331971Fuuuck I get so hard when I see pics of Wise fucking my girls.
>>551331597Give me your time machine so I can read the story from next patch
>>551331817Zhu Yuan was one of the most popular characters last year. The devs have simply forgotten about her. She hasnt even had a rerun in 8 months. Compare this to her 1.0 running mate, Ellen, who has had two reruns, a skin, and an event, or Vivian, who came out almost a year later but has run more frequently and gotten a skin, and its clear the devs have simply forgotten about her (and Qingyi, which is also a shame)
>>551332426We know, cuckschizo
I don't give a single fuck about the current characters with the exception of idols.Give me Colonel Dyke nyow
>>5513319512.0 was boring, 2.1 was decent, 2.2 had a single highlight among the shit, 2.3 was very mixed, 2.4 was alright. I don't have high hopes for 2.5.Shaping up to be a very mid season, frankly.
>>551332426We know, wisepags
>>551330870HR will hear about this.
>>551332092Based>>551332268Cringe and go back
>>551332426I'm literally Wise. It's me fucking your girls.
Why is Lucia's buff duration so dogshit just make it able to refresh its duration while it's active like every other support in the game jesus
>>551332459>months. Compare this to her 1.0 running mate, Ellen, who has had two reruns, a skin, and an eventProbably because they have data that shows she's way more popular, if Zhu was popular they would have given her the spotlight more often
>>551332450No, I need it to kill Isaac Newton.
>>551332618She an old hag now.The robo man and headless guy will be playable. Also sunbreaker who is our mom
I do want to vigorously and continuously have unprotected vaginal sex with this officer of the peace, but I feel like I must first acquire the permission and supervision of Qingyi...
>I'm literally Wise. It's me fucking your girls.you eat boiled garbage
>>551332753No one is going to entertain your tranny-tier delusions buddy. Just accept that you're a cuckold and move on.
>>551332772lmao you can't? I'm glad I skipped
>>551332805What did that virgin neet ever do to you?
>>551332852I don't think Dan is a robot, I think he's just a huge thiren in armor.
>>551331793>>551331971>haha guys the joke is sex did you get it>also Im brown btw not sure if that matters
>>551332871you lost troonWiseCHAD won
>>551332459Sounds like cope to me, Vivian is still more popular. This bitch is irrelevant and will be for a long time
>>551332785>muh data and internal metricsThis argument doesnt work with Hoyo. You think Albedo is genshin’s most popular character? Theyve been shoving him into the story all 6.x.
>>551332872>"No one is going to entertain your" >cares so much xhe spends every single day seething and writing fanfic over Wise
>>551332939I told that nigger to stay away from my apple orchard.
>>551332772Only thing I don't like about it is when you want to refresh her gauge before it runs out but you can't.
>>551332872>>551332871Okay I lied. I'm actually literally Lighter.
>>551333092The apple assaulted him first, though.
>>551333058Making up boogeymen in your head to take down isn't gonna change the fact that you're a cuck.
>>551333186Those apples are trained to only attack trespassers.
>>551332995why are cucks like this?and (You) will stay alone, cheering on another man all the same
How do I get rid of all these whores trying to steal my lemons.
Let me guess, this is why it's having a melty
>>551333320There are times when he's not melting down?
Hang yourselves you stupid niggers
>>551331971lol XD trannies are losing their god damn minds over this, Wise mc picker stay winning
>>551333320Damn so close to handholding but still not touching.
What would you want out of a mabibi skin?Summer dress?Business casual? (Office lady fetish)Formal Kimono?Baseball uniform?Macdonalds server?Winter Cardigan?
I have nothing in my life going except for ZZZ
>>551333320>Hover-hands even when she's an easy as fuck prostituteOur guy has no game at all does he...
>>551333456>lol XDYeah you're undeniably brown
>culture wars>during Christmas EveJust be normal for one day Where is the Christmas spirit
>>551333462Long leather jacket
>>551333485i look like this
>>551333482wisepagcucktroon...
>>551333562The normal people are off celebrating Christmas Eve with their families and loved ones, anon. The only people left here are either miserable loners or the handful of anons awaiting or returning from celebrations.
>>551333418Good question. Always seems to be a lot more than usual whenever any of these get released with Wise in it
>>551333485Wisebros...
>>551333510He doesn't understand real girls, let alone virtual ones.
what culture is being waged war against?
>>551333462Low hanging fruit is miko outfit
>>551333554keep seething you gross faggot
>>551333679I'm shitposting from my parents' couch
can we talk about homishi mebiyab
>>551333510You could literally hold her hand in the theater date albeithoueverly
>>551333892what about her
>>551333892She too has a sad past, remember to pull her Thousand Fold Steel Banner.
>Uhh who was this guy again...?>Eh whatever.Weird way to end a pander trailer.
>>551333510Ahh man... anyway
>>551333462giant melon costume
the local schizo is a hindu who doesn't celebrate christmassanta gives him coal every year
>>551333892I wish she had a tail, but as I've said with all 3 Hoyo games, A fox is meant to be pregnant.
>>551333969Don't use Fufu images for your dogshit discussion, kys nigger.
>>551334070Fox tail buttplug will fix thay but nothing will fix Alice's lack of ears.
>>551334014>Weird way to end a pander trailerif you didn't watch any of it >>551333692
>>551334020PFFFFFFFFF
>Ye Shunguang is the only girl who will dress up for a date with (you)CANON WIFE!How will Miyabi even compete?
>>551333983could she beat ye shunko 1v1?
>>551333892It's been nice to be able to use her lately.
>>551334075You're dogshit and I'll use whoever I want for my based discussions
>>551334242Wish I had picked wise that date felt awkward as fuck with belle
>>551334242with Phaeton*, cucktroon...
>>551334163You know what, it's christmas time. I'll let you get away with saying that for now
>>551332785Fucking this! Zhu is overrated af
>>551334239>You're not my husband get away from me!
>>551334330It just didn't feel like a date with Belle, at all
>>551334242The marriage contract with Miyabi mandates a minimum of 36 sexual encounters per week overall, with a minimum of 3 per day.
>>551334398Now this is a funny narrative to push
>>551334398I know that reference!
>>551334330Just use the mc swap retardbro
Shunguang would be absolutely repulsled by our Wise players. She would beat them up
>>551334669I unironically fail to see how this guy is wrong, you are technically shipping two characters, doesn't matter if you self-insert.
>>551334718Do you think she would write it down in her diary or not?
>>551332772I NEED TO CUM INSIDE OF LUCIA ELOWENS GOAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Merry holidays
>>551332772She's somehow the worst EX bot to play
>>551334783>you are technically shippingThe devs*, the game*, Hoyo themselves* You're just here seething over the direction that they're taking the game. I don't have to lift a finger for any of this, they're doing all the canon pairings themselves
>W-WiseCHAD WON..!!!and you will spend another christmas alone, with no one to hold close to you and say that you love them and hear them say it back lmfao
>>551334718doubt it he has twink privilege, you can pretty much do anything or act however you like if your attractive enough
>>551334528how is it a narrative? it's straight up what happens in the game
>>551334990What type of content are you getting in-game? Please elaborate, I want explicit examples of what the usual ML games do.
didn't care about brinkyididn't care about triggahfinally harumasa playable... dialyn i fucking kneel
>>551334998lol projection
>>551334990Why are you a cuckold who wants to see Wise shipped with your women though?
Horsey is off his rocker today
>>551335195>already pre-coping by trying to compare it to other ML games>>551335314>more projectingLet me spell it out for you, it literally doesn't matter what I want. The devs and the game ITSELF will continue this trend. I would be a cuck if I hated this type of content and continue playing it (which you're doing right now).I'm simply consuming what the devs put on my plate as long as I enjoy it, if they take it in a direction where I stop enjoying it, I'll uninstall
Belle is a secret Thiren with a giant knotted cock and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>551335480>I enjoy itBut why? What made you a cuckold?
they need to give us MC swap bros...I can't take it anymore holy shit...
>>551335637>seeing and enjoying any type of romance or affection in media/games means you're a cuck Scared to ask how mentally unwell you are
>>551335202Based HaruGOD
>Ask Shunko Blanco to wear a microbikini in public from now onHow would she react
>>551335757it is never a good idea to pick a female mc in a gacha, if you really picked belle your fault retard
Thank you, Santa.170 rolls for Banyue M0 and then autistically grinding to get rolls for the sig. Grabbed it after 40 pulls. :)Merry Christmas, robotGODS!
>luckshitted Hugo>rolled Ellen>free zhao>shungus>spending event JaneI NEED MORE DAMN RESOURCES TO BUILD ALL THESE CHARACTERS
>>551335757THIS. Belle is clearly the intended MC. I'm so fucking tired of being the emascualted little faggot twink, i can't fucking take it anymore
>>551335981She wouldn't do it, she was shy and flustered with her date outfit already. Privately with (You) though...
You should kill yourself.... NOW
>>551335757Yeah I regret picking wise when they keep humiliating him..
>>551336125
>>551335795>i-it's just a normal romancewhat a sad cope
>>551336063lumine was objectively the correct choice and there isn't much difference with stelle, they only went full retard with ZZZ, how was I supposed to know
>if they take it in a direction where I stop enjoying it, I'll uninstallSame that's why I stuck with it through the Wise humiliation stuff with Manato. That shit was hot.
Christmas eve and y'all spending it arguing about self inserters.
>>551336219Is it not characters showing affection/romance?? And I'm coping? LMAO Still waiting to hear how you spin watching any form or romance/affection in media/games into being a cuck but we all know you'll reply with some more vague bullshit like this post
>>551336097I said blanco not her regular daytime form
>>551336086>Yeah I don't want to be a "male" make me a "female" instead.Okay blud
>>551336072Congrats anon! Enjoy playing him
I want to fuck Wise and Belle from the hit video game Zoneless Zen Zero
I'm out, have some nice holidays /zzz/
>>551336348>lumine was objectively the correct choice see this is how I know your retarded
did they fix jp missing voice over yet, if not can i skip main quest and only play event?
Bring back Rupture support Zhao
I skipped Banyue
>>551335981El Shunko Blanco would force (you) to wear it instead and make you stroll through the town in it while laughing at you.
>>551336707not yet
>>551336376No (You) >>551335480 ? Making me sad here.. I wouldn't call it hot but it was a pretty funny/silly moment. I do like how it's the go to when you can't come up with any counter argument
>>551336663
>>551336613i want to watch you fuck wise and belle and pretend it's me doing it
>>551336685you serious? how could you ever want to play as this thing
>>551336498Answer stays the same to be honest, Blanco still cares about Ye. She'd smirk, yank and drag you to somewhere private to reveal it before milking you
>>551337008i'm brown so this is a huge step up for me
>>551336072Based Asker
shungus doesn't even know what sex is
>>551336348>>551337008For what it's worth, I agree with you
>>551337008I look like this
>>551337008We like cute boys here.
>>551336072grats
>>551337008the developers themselves has made it clear who the true mc is
>>551335795Usually in other media, you're going in with the preconceived notion that you, the viewer, aren't going to be the one being pandered to, you're there to watch or read a story about romance dealing with 2 other people. In gacha? YOU are the one choosing to pull for the hot sexy agents because YOU like them, not the MC. Now you have the devs making for (You) characters and using the Proxy as a way to talk to you the player. This wouldn't be an issue if the Proxy was a blank slate like in other gachas, but they are not. Wise and Belle are already established and have relationships, personalities, their own individual ways of thinking.
Holy fuck can we start 2.5 already
>>551337572No
>>551337546You've said a bunch of nothing here to be honest. Still doesn't explain how >>seeing and enjoying any type of romance or affection in media/games means you're a cuck
When are you guys getting the femboy that is so fuckable it's not even gay to want to impregnate his ass?
>>551337546We like characters who like Wise here it's just that simple.
>>551337735Hopefully never.
>>551337735Draw a flat girl, call her a boy.
>>551337735soon hopefully
>>551337008Wisepags = AetherpagsSame "people"
>>551337468Is that an official ad? That's pretty fucking based and hilarious
>>551337747cuck
>>551337773I second that shit
>>551337686>brownoid doesnt have reading comprehensionGo figure
>>551337735You have AIDS
Aether looks like a faggot with his croptop and animations clearly made for his sister, I choose LumineStelle looks like a tranny, buttugly that isn't cute and is constantly depicted as a retard. I choose CaelusBelle looks cute, but she sits in the cuckchair and I have the option to swap to her during the walk around moments. I choose Wise.
>>551337889lol XD Yeah lumine mc pickers we're malding
>>551338116Stelle is pure sex
>>551337008>still no alt outfits for the MC after 5 yearswhy
>>551338226>lol XDboludo hdp
>>551338116Yeah by the abyss princess sounds better and also the sibling you didn't choose is so retarded it only makes sense if it's a women moment.
>>551338052Nope you're talking about YOU YOU and more YOU and how the devs pander to YOU but that Wise and Belle are already established and have relationships.That's cool and all but >>seeing and enjoying any type of romance or affection in media/games means you're a cuckExplain that logic there. If I see 2 characters in ZZZ go on a date and I find it cute, explain how that makes me a cuck. This time without typing out 2 entire non related paragraphs
>>551336072The call has been sent, if you answered you shall be rewarded.
>>551338324>admits he likes to watchanon...
>>551337735>When are you guys getting the femboy that is so fuckable it's not even gay to want to impregnate his ass?Never and Genshin will remain a containment zone for gay pedophiles like you since no other gacha caters to shotacons (and that's a good thing).
>>551338469that's rich coming from a Brocon
>>551338459Jumping from one weird cope to another>playing games or consuming media means you like to watch Is your point THAT impossible to defend or explain?
>>551338581it has already been explained to you but you're still doing mental gymnastics
Why do people keeps parroting the argument that you can't self insert into a protag because the have a character or personality? It's so retarded
I'm just enjoying a nice romance story the same way someone would enjoy a Jane Austen novel or a movie like Titanic. I'm a sane, reasonable, and well adjusted individual.
>>5513387100 explanation >>551338324 everything you said in those 2 paragraphs had nothing to do with what I said>>seeing and enjoying any type of romance or affection in media/games means you're a cuck
>>551338754Modern day gatcha retards are...retarded.People have been self inserting into cloud Naruto or Goku since the dawn of the anime.
s-rank lucy
>>551338850Also long as you aren't a shipper.
>>551338918Just can't look at Lucy the same after that animation where she and Caesar have a fight, profess love and then Lucy distends Caesar's stomach with her futa cock and cumflates her...
>>551338974I take the story as it's given to me. If two characters are shown to have romantic inclinations then that's just what it is. I am objective and unbiased in my appraisals.
>>551338895no they don't you genuine fucking retardpeople like goku BECAUSE HE'S GOKU. Because HE is cool. They don't look at goku as self insert, as THEM. They like >Goku<
>monthly log in ends in 3 days>spending event starts in 5Fuck
>all this cope because "phaeton belle (futa/yuri slop)" will never be canon.second assistant belle (sisterwife) cant stop winning,
>>551339126You are a fucking moron.I'm not saying if objectively everybody I'm saying it exists.A character does not need to be a blank slate or a boring personality to be self insert able.And you are retarded for thinking otherwise.
>>551339121Based, no idea why anyone would read a book or play a game and then spaz out at what's unfolding constantly
>>551332164>considering she shoots again after this>when parrying orhpie dagger, Isolde could headshot her all the timeit's like from that one manga where mc gets cocky that guy can't kill him and then they guy wrecks him saying that multiple times he could kill him at any of these moments yet he choose not to for <reasons>
>>551339135You can go two days without a bonus right?
>>551339253
>>551339073futaGOD
>>551339253More like shipperslop
so, shunko is lying to everyone that the sword's curse is not affecting her?
>>551339447That’s like 180 gemmies down the toilet bwo
>>551339253Belle is overrated as fuck, Wise is the true mc
The belle schizo will never be satisfied with belle Yuri ships unless the character specifically denies wise access in dialogue Unfortunately it's never happened and has only happened the other way around like with miyabi and Astra.
>>5513396811.1 pulls... bricked...
There is no such thing as a sisterwife
I don't understand self inserting. My brain only acknowledges that I am looking at a screen and ultimately nothing inside the screen is a true reflection of myself. How do I trick myself into believing?
>>551339771Tell that to all the royal families of the past
>>551339135Can't you just stack them?
>>551339785Who cares, consume whichever way you enjoy most. Stop doing yourself a disservice by coming across like an autist
>>551339329>A character does not need to be a blank slate or a boring personality to be self insert ableKek, I cant imagine the type of autism you have for someone like you to look at Goku and say "Hes literally me"
Spending Christmas eve gradually getting drunker and what itd feel like being held in Hoshimi Miyabi's freakishly powerful arms. Being held securely, but gradually more and more squeezed by her insane inexplicable autistic strength that my body gives in. She's just too good, clears too much content at 2cost, and I lose consciousness in her lovingly overwhelming presence.The greatest gift of all... love...
>200k views on the main channel for the 9 minute long Ye Shungus animated short>Even less on the JP channel, despite the MAO buff>Meanwhile Miyabi's, which was half the length, got 2.4 MILLION viewsYeah nobody gives a fuck about Ye Shungus. She's gonna be a historical flop.
For those who like Shungus
>>551339598>body in front of the UIStupid SEXY AI...
I like Chungus enough to roll her once and buy her skin but I won’t be scammed into getting her ball
>>551339785You are either autistic or not autistic enough.No real in-between.
>>551339996Forgot pic
>>551340115
>>551339951I want to be the cool guy and live vicariously through them.It's not that complex.
>>551339785>How do I trick myself into believing?You don't. You just enjoy video games.Damn... the new captcha is brutal sometimes. It gives me 3x 5 images to scroll through now.
The people don't love ZZZ anymore... What the FUCK happened?
>>551339598She is hiding it. Yixuan modified the sheath or scabbard thing thinking it fixed things
>>551340205>15 hours ago>1 year agoAre you retarded ?
>>551340224its not like brimstone was nerfed, shunko's ball just got buffrd
God i wish to be breastfeed and taking care off by Rina so much bros
zhao got another buff before release gg
How many of you are drunk in here
>>551340490Only multipliers though? No buffs?
>Estimated I will have 85 pulls on 2.5 launch day (after claiming all the patch day login rewards) with 3 pity and no guaranteeFuck, how likely am I to still get Ye Shunguang and her ball before her banner ends? I don't have a guarantee on the Wengine banner either and zero pity on that.
>>551340468I lost my 50/50 to her once and my game is like this now.
>>551340490Merry Christmas to the bunny!
>>551340468Careful, you'll be packing on the pounds in no time.
>>551340490What values were buffed exactly? All of them?
>>551339869Degenerates doing degenerate things doesn't make sisterwives a thing
>>551340534It's 3 pm.I tried drinking throughout an entire day once it literally just feels like shit after the first 2 hrs.
sex with the MC of our big sister's game!
>>551334014I'm actually scared of what awaits ahead. There is some sort of equivalent trade going on in the mihoyo system.Dawai will never let the ltgb lose face completely. So if Wisechads win Shunguang, then there is going to come a steep payback when homodevs and fujodevs get their designated quota patches.
>>551340490Love to see it
>>551340069>>551340069>>551340069>>551340490>zhao got another buff before release ggWhat are the odds I can DPS as Zhao at this point? I really wanna try building her as a dps unit, yeah I know she's Defense but still.
>>551340575Guaranteed to get her by the end of her banner even with bad luckNot guaranteed to get her + ball. How is your Brimstone standard S rank engine or Eve's Heartstring Nocturne?
>>551340714Clearly it did, though.
>>551340570>>551340702nah they jsut made her stronger again, her buffs cant get buffed any further or she'll outdo astra in every area, her quick assists and tags trigger ev revamps and astral even easier now.and her personal dmg went up again slightlyshe's just ICE orphie now, lmfao
>>551340750Why are you in /zzz/ spamming gay Genshin porn.
>>551340876>she's just ICE orphie now, lmfaoOrphie approves
>>551340876She can't be over orphie if you need 27k hp for her buffs
>>551340876>ICE orphieI'm a legal New Eridu citizen, I swear!
>>551341128Orphie can't get max buffs without her sig either, so its checks out
>>551340468The only based post ITT
