Total Christmas Spirit editionEnd of Year Retrospective and looking ahead to 2026: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/92>Latest Historical NewsTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseTotal War Three Kingdoms Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCwQUSXwA48Building Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5AItoj1YRE>Latest Fantasy NewsLords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4Warhammer Trilogy Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuCIL3SmIHcTWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/12603-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-2?page=1TWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.3 opt-in beta: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-total-war-warhammer/threads/12797-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-3-beta>Latest 40K newsTotal War Warhammer 40,000 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVgCDqLTaJkTotal War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597Total War Warhammer 40,000 Developer's Vision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njanDkiImPw>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious Thread: >>551236046
Merry Christmas, friends!
Total War: ChristmasStarting factions: Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, Chinese New YearDLC after 2 weeks: Orthodox Christmas
>>551319872me on the left
>>551320079you too my nigga
STOP!!!!!!DOES YOUR FAVORITE LEGENDARY LORD CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS???!!
>>551320736>Miao MiaoOnly for the aesthetics
>>551320736no she's too busy for such things
>>551320079
>>551320736no, stop vandalizing our trees
>>551319872
Who are the christmas LLs?
>>55132177940k bros we are slowing deflating...
>>551320179grinch is powercreepfuck CA
>>551321779>simply basically based buildingsbuilding for this feel?
>>551321779
>>551321779>Eldar on the edgeThis will not stand. The agenda must be maintained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTgaD3pwRTcMerry christmas bitches!One day without fighting!
>>551322020GrombrindalDurthuGreasusOstankya
>>551320079Next year is your year.
You guys told another anon not to bother with Iron Harvest but I tried it and like it a lot more than I thought I would. DoW4 might actually be good
>>551320736He hates snow.
>tfw learning to like campaign more due to diplomacy and seeing what the hostile AI does by sneaking and scoutingtwo days ago I was so confused and overwhelmed with campaign, not really liking it, but liking combat, now I'm 50-50 liking both.
>play white huns>sassanids put up a decent fight but ultimately get sandwiched between me and Eastern roman empire>eastern roman empire is at 31 settlements>they lose constaninopolis to separatists and i raze everything they have without them being able to muster a single decent stack (not that it would have mattered given how op hunnic cavalry are)anticlimactic, i don't understand how they maintained that empire, i assume they got a nasty as fuck separatist rebellion and all their troops deserted them? also alamans and ostrogoths are in asia minor, what the fuck
>>551323897I hate how much that dude looks like the guys from Shitmar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0nuACLqJE
>>551325425Yeah, it also reminds me of the best warhammer setting.
>>551325880Ragebait used to be believable
He's coming back... Right?
luthor will shoot your christmas tree
ITS UP!!!!!!https://youtu.be/B3BXgVD_UuM?si=KZKky-YBgjgsnUAY
>>551326538No, he's in the never ever pit with Ferrus and Horus
>>551326538They're all coming back, anon. GW knows they sell like hotcakes.
Why does cleansing then feeding Norsca to my allied Katarin feel so good bros?
>>551328962because holding norsca means exposing yourself to attack in literally all directions from the chaos wastes
>>551326538>angelic blonde chad that is literally just better than everyone else in the settingThe real question is how will they ruin him when they bring him back
>>551326538They havent even brought back the salamander fag
>>551328810I hate the antichrist
HO HO HOASK SANTA GRIMNAR FOR YOUR MOST DESIRED DLC
>>551329647Votann DLC!
>>551329687Darktide isn't even worth playing for free
>>551329687I could never get into dark tide, the level design made everything look so identical that i'd get lost constantly. I never had that issue with vermintide. Anyway the answer is no fuck taxes
>>551326538primarch shit is so cringe
>>551329647I just want Fire Dragons in the base game.Nagash was the last character I wanted for Fantasy so that pretty much puts a wrap on TWW for me.
>>551328565>>551329516>>551329903
>>551329647Off-model Tau as girls with huge tits.
>>551326538>>551328810Not to be a peepee poopoo cringe libtard and such, but isn't the setting, you know, more than just Imperium shit?If you "bring back" the league of Avengers capeshit niggas, what could even possibly be done with every other faction to compete? And I mean competing in universe, not in attention, that battle is already lost forever ago.
So here we are at the boring part of Footballdartsmas. Three days where nothing happens, and TW is still broken. Sigh. Guess we'll have to do something else. Sigh.
The Emperor loves you.
>>551330920Only space marines sell so only space marines get cool shit causing only space marines to sell causing only space marines to get cool shit causingAnd fuck you if you don't like it
why is the thread so fucking slowdon't tell me you guys actually have families
>>551329647tomboy stormcast reinforcements for the endtimes dlc with a genderbent valten.
>>551331881Total War is a 35+ community
Why is there an unholy amalgamation of sportsfag+vtweeaboo here I dont understand
>>551331881hey im back from family dinner anonthread got slow because endless 40kek spam is boring so a lot of people left to wait it out before returning
>>551331881I’m forcing myself to take a break. Just completed two long victories back to back, I’ve reached that point where the joy I get from playing is no longer worth the frustration that comes with it.It’s a cycle. Play a few campaigns, leave for a while, come back, repeat.
>>551331881I'm working currently, waiting for my boss to let us all go so I can resume posting Eldar sexoGot some family shit later
>>551331881I mean it is christmas my mom and brothers arent dead yet even though my adoptive mom died suddenly does it count?
>>551332248why have you not filtered the vtumour spammer already?
>>551329647alpha legioni want a pure schizophrenia faction
So, Queek juices Clanrats and Stormvermin, Skrolk gives everyone aids, Ikit has guns, Snikch is Chinese, Throt has monsters.What is Craventail's gimmick?????
Thread is dead as fuck
>>551332502I dont filter anything anywhere
>>551332587its 24th, anon
>>551332581Also Stormvermin. Queek is in truth more of a generalist, personally buffing clanrats and stormvermin but for example, capturing Eight Peaks gives big bonuses to weapon teams instead.
>>551332581he very bravely runs away
>play RoC for the first time as Imrik>game crashes every time you try to open HE PatronageWhat gives? I thought it was mods but it keeps doing it even with no mod loaded
>>551332587I'm playing Cathay :)
>>551332842>playing as a bunch of Godless chinks on Christmas
I dunno if I wanna install tw3 or play elden ring.
Tiqtaqto, Mazdamundi, or Kroq Gar? Who would you rec?>in b4 Tetto'ekohorde factions are not real factions
>>551333556Out of those 3 tiqtaqto
>>5513318812 kids nigga Also what do you guys play (when you can?) For me it's skaven, lizardmen and delves
>>551328810>GW knows they sell like hotcakes.Nah. All named characters sell worse than subfaction agnostic troops. They are more useful to generate buzz on the web about 40k and thus serve as a free marketing.In order for someone to buy a named character like Primarch Guilliman guy has to>be a Space Marine player>play Space Marines of a correct color (blue)>even want to have HQ like this as opposed to various Captains>if decided to get him, this player will only ever buy one Guilliman as opposed to generic troops which he will get multiple times>He won't buy other Primarchs since they belong to other subfactionsAnd that's for the most popular army with the most popular subfaction. Named characters are a meme in tabletop. It's in secondary media that they are important for people. Like in TWW which is all about named characters for some reason.
>>551333556Best lizard lord is oxyotl if you like movement, tehen if you don't. Lizards do confed but they generally have to be 1 turn from certain destruction to accept. Lizards have the best mods and you can have dino caravans and tehens mechanics for everyone if you dont mind cheats
>>551333556Are you a poorfag with no DLCs? lolGo Kroq-Gar or Gor-Rok. Mazdamundi is hard and Tiktaq'to is ass without the dlc fliers.
>>551334704I mean Oxyotl, not Tetto'eko. I don't play horde factions or monogod factions because every single battle screen means 15 minutes of loading time, so I do all I can to fight as few battles as possible>in b4 SSDI have one
>>551236759Make Kislev about the conflict between the non-magical religious side and the secular magical side.Instead of exploring the theme, add another front: the Wiccan grandmother and her edgy, furry friends.I will never forgive CA for what they did to Kislev.
>>551335237Oxy isnt a horde though the horde is nakai you're confusing that
But why are dismounted blood knights not a vanilla unit?
>>551332587Busy watching Legends final disaster battle and trying not to sob through it
>>551335476CA doesn't like to remind itself of lost technologies like dismounting.
>>551335476They are but for vampire coast only
Nagash’s combined Vampire/Tomb Kings/Vampire Coast roster vs Malekith’s combined Dark/High/Wood Elves roster Who has the edge?
Tehenhauin!At First i was Like confed Kroxigors
Had to compare my Skinks to the Oxyotl Skinkies. They are bowing now
>>551336546Likely nagash due to insane casting potential and endless resurrecting shenanigans
>>551336546>Malekith’s combined Dark/High/Wood Elves rosterCringe
Found His ass in a fair 1v1
yikes even this place gets all normalfag today, fuck off with this christmas shit ok it's just another day
How did they beat up Nagash?
I guess we're friends now.
>>551337391Fire attacks are good against regen
>>551337346>t. Reddit
>>551335135>without the dlc fliersLiterally just the Coatl or am I forgetting something?
>>551336546Nagash.The standout units from all the elf factions are various flavors of archermanii, but those get exploded by Vcoast arty and flankers get tied down by resurrecting tarpits and then eaten by monsters.
>>551338654Ripperdactyls are also DLC IIRC. So without any DLC all you've got is terradons.
>>551338550reddit's 40k section is filled with ewhores shilling their cosplays and the mods defending why its ok the post them there. lmao. its more coomer than we are
>>551336546What about tyrones+morathi khorne+slaanesh elves retard mix?
How is your Sanguinala going? You did give your praise to the Emperor, right?
40k WONhistory LOST
>>551335579First, you are a fucking faggot. Second, imagine believing his grift for a second.
>>551334342Currently Tamurkhan. I'm trying to wait and pray for updates to my actual favorite races to come before the heat death of the universe, and for them to be BIG and GOOD updates. Vampire Counts, Lizardmen, and Tomb Kings
>>551339560All undead get their update with niggash. That will leave brettonia as most unupdated faction
>>551339286nah I serve chaos actually, I think the fall of empires is based, blood and violence are cool, and sadism is heckin valid actually
So is it true general consensus is that the freebies for the latest update have been more fun than the paid stuff?Like Masque is more interesting than Dechala, the reworked Throgg and Wulfrik over Sayl and the updated Teclis over Aislinn?
>get tag teamed by 3 Chorfs and Skaven in Imriks RoC campaign turn 5To what end?
I amcautiously excited and optimistic for TWWH 40k, WH3 DLCs, Med 3
>>551340064Teclis is alright but I wouldn't say his rework is "fun", it's just some buffs to your spellcasters. Aislinn at least has actual mechanics to his faction.
>>551340064Regarding Norsca not really. Sayl is more fun because of his shenanigans.
>see legend final disaster vid was uploaded (I am not subscribed>recheck his quit announce vid to remember if he said 1st of january or end of january>see his monthly youtube earnings were 15k usd without streaming>he's quitting a 15k a month (180k yearly) job because he's a bitch that couldn't control his angerIdk how good the aussie job market is but if it's anything like the current US job market he'll be back by the end of march won't he
>>551339818>All undead get their update with niggashThe extent and quality of updates is yet to be seen. If it's some half baked bullshit I'll be pissed. It's also a minimum of 6 months away, realistically 8-9. So it's a long wait for something I've already waited many years for.
>reddit is seething at Legends final disaster battleYoud think theyd be happy hes quitting but they cant even be satisfied with that kek thats some total derangement. Good thing here in /twg/ we respect Legend and all he's done for Total War, see you later, you fucker.
>>551340429He's not quitting Youtube/streaming. He's quitting Total War and moving on to a different game.
>>551340429I genuinely think he is just bored out of his fucking mind playing Warhammer 3. He has like what, 200k hours in these games? more? it’s like he’s in hell being forced to play the same game every day forever.
>>551340527>8-9Optimistic
>>551340429He is planning to pivot ( :) ) to paradox, and he will be back by 40k if you ask me
You need actual autism to be a one game tard
>>551340938He will come back year 2 or 3 of 40k, when it is "fixed".
>>551340659>>551340757He's said he might not quit youtube entirely but he's gonna look at other job opportunities first, and if those fail he'd come back to youtube for other games. He also said he doesn't hate the total war games or even warhammer 3 and that he plays them still in his off time it's just youtube and the community he's sick of. Either way he's cooked he's either going into a lower paying job or making videos for less views and making less money off them. I'd literally bet money on him coming back to total war videos the moment 40k releases.
>>551341061So fucking what, bitch? Lots of us have autism nigger, it isn't some ugly word around here like you seem to think. Go back to your normie facebook paradise faggot.
>>551341239You go back you fucking nigger faggotKill yourself tranny retard
>>551341606based
>>551341606Trying too hard to fit in
Alright, 40k GeneralBorg vs CybermenBorg win, right?Now...Borg and Cybermen are dropped into the Imperium of Man.Who survives and thrives better and why is it the Cybermen? Is it because the Borg are too blundering and obvious while the Cybermen are capable of subterfuge and infiltration?Yeah.
>>551340064Teclis's update just seems like an overall slightly less powerful version of Gelt's mechanics.
>>551341817Fit my dick in your ass
>>551342180What is a cybermen? Like at least tell me the franchise or something so I can look it up
>>551342549Doctor WhoAssume 12th-13th Doctor Era Cybermen with nanomachine conversions
>legend quits >steam goes down I'm noticing
>>551342180>dr who fanThis is more insulting than that fucking bait you tried to post honestly
>>551326538>how to completely ruin the Blood Angels
>>551342180I just want to post this christmas specialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBzZycw9APw
>>551342180>Dr. WhoLiterally any faction from that dogwalks almost any other sci-fi setting. Dr. Who is beyond busted. 40k as a whole doesn't stand a chance other than with Warp bullshit. You can't pit a universe-scale setting vs a galaxy-scale one. It's just not fair.
>>551342180After a brief perusing of cybermen I would say borg. They inherently adapt to any foe, and since the imperium cannot create, they would inevitably become invulnerable. But as I said I don't know shit about cybermen so it may be an ignorant take.
>CA announces Cathay character pack replacing Neferata on their last day of the year.>Somehow they are going to release that between January through March to make a Q1 release.How the Hell are they going to have enough time to do that and still do an early-mid Q2 release of the End Times DLC?
>>551331881the game is very taxing, I've had to sleep 20 hours today to recover from gaming too much
>>551328385He'll be back, unless there is no money in it anymore.
>>551343220>You can't pit a universe-scale setting vs a galaxy-scale one. It's just not fair.Yeah, The Flood vs literally anything is just "Is there a Macguffin to beat them or is it an inevitability"Flood have Xeelee-tier potential when they get enough biomass
>>551335669geg
>>551331881I hate it when 4chan becomes a normalfag shithole and christmas eve is one of those times
>>551339416I will just play modded Med2 or Rome 2 desu.
>>551320079kys like Jesus
>>551343220>>551343303Cybermen dont seem that tough. They've been taken down with lasers, radiation and even something as primitive as bazooka. They wouldnt stand a chance.
>>551335308>Make Kislev about the conflict between the non-magical religious side and the secular magical side.There is no conflict, tovarisch, in the Kislevite union all strive together for the well-being of the motherland.
>Going from tw hell to paracuck hellLol, lmao even
>>551344228The Romans and Jews killed Jesus THOUGH. God knew it would happen, but God's children ultimately chose to do it.
>>551344548idk if lil guy even knows how fucking broken EU5 is now and all the employees are on break until middle of January
>>551345574Wrong.https://x.com/tedcruz/status/2002910344390623256
>>551346009>missing the point
>>551345936thx4superchat
>>551345574>God knew it would happen, but God's children ultimately chose to do it.holy cope. we live in a deterministic universe, free will is a myth, if your God was real he would be responsible for all the suffering in the universe.
Rape and behead all /pol/faggots
>>551346009>#MerryChristmasantisemite dogwhistle
>watch Legend's last battle>Med 2 AI is toddler tier passive and sends regiments one by one into the town until eventually getting provoked into charging all units, still separated and easily picked off by cavalryWow Med 2 is such a legit game such cool battles such challenging tactics and the AI isn't scripted to let you win
This thread has been an utter shithole for at least a week since 40k got announced, is it usable again?
>>551347364complaining about total war AI is like bullying a child
>>551346423God tried being a nanny to Adam and Eve, they chose suffering anyway. God can't help the slaves who willingly chain themselves.>>551346009He's wrong about Jews not also being responsible, but he is correct about everything else.
Thinking about hot vampire wifes
>>551347668He's wrong because he's a zionist shilling for neocon evangelicist demagogery.
>>551347564Children should be bullied; it forges character.
>>551347668>they chose suffering anywaywtf I designed this machine to walk forward and it walked forward and fell off the cliff I made! why did it choose to do this? clearly I am not responsible
>>551347364Yeah, Total War AI has always been complete garbage. Warhammer AI is far from the worst. You can capture the entire map in Shogun 2 using only basic spearmen and archers without any effort.
Med 2 looks like it was made on a HoMM IV budget with less than half of the creativity, I don't see what the appeal could possibly be for a sequel
Just got done doing the last of my Christmas obligationsI don't wanna do anything rn other than browse the Chan and slowly turn into a puddle of goo on my bed
If you used autoresolve against Skryre, you did not, in fact, beat the battle. Getting three units wiped instantly by a nuke is, in fact, intentional. well planned game design, and FUN.
Mandalore TWW2 video or Warlockracy TWW2 video?
You should say "Happy Holidays" to mitigate the chance of offending our fellow Anons.Total War is for everyone.
>>551348635>Warlockracy idk how you can stand his horrific butchery of English for almost an hour on end
>>551348564I know what you mean. I had two attacks by mass ratstacks on carcassone yesterday which the AR gave me heroic victory so I took it. I didn't beat the game but the game didn't beat me, we call it a draw.
>daemons of chaosIs it even possible to have fun playing this guy?
>>551348635Neither, Mandalore's info is outdated and Warlockracy reviews SFO instead of the real game, and his audio for that video in particular is dogshit.
>>551348564you know the AI will always drop a nuke exactly at 45 seconds, same as chorfs? just spread your troops and wait for the circle, then move the one unit that's targeted. as long as it isn't artillery it will be mostly fine
>>551349706>danielno
>>551349890>bro it's not unfun dogshit just use this exploit
im thinking about playing some pharaoh dynasties as my first history titleany recommendations for my first campaign
>>551331386I only want Miaos love
>>551349706He's basically a second tutorial on how to play the bad chaos guys, so the intended playerbase are noobs who wouldn't realise how bad he is until trying other chaos and woc races for comparison.
>>551348635I don't think there's a relevant review of these games. They're all too old.
>>551350051
>>551339416But 3k is a better game than 40k
>>551349792Anon was asking for TWW2 so in regard to TWW2, Mandalore's vids on TWW2 wouldn't be outdated if he only wants TWW2 Mortal Empires or Vortex Campaign info.
>>551349228Non christians aren't people however
>>5513500403k, shogun2, rome2, like... please play anything but pharaoh man, it is so blobby system trash
>>551350040Amenmesse is the usual first campaign. Dude is rich as fuck, has great ranged units. Can outmanuever your brpther and marry his wife (your sister? idk) If you want to play as non browns, Agememnon is good. If you want to just rape and pillage the world, Sheridan is the best at it. Sheridan also gets OP units that can turtle shield wall and not take any damage.
>>551349228Why would me celebrating Christmas be offensive to someone?
>>551349792It's not outdated in any way that matters
>>551346423>we live in a deterministic universeWrong.
>>551349228Jesus is the only way. And today, we celebrate his birth and reunion between God and his children.Jews try and trick God, Muslims tricked themselves and everyone else is just a demon worshiper. It really is that simple.Merry Christmas!
>>551350040Just play Shogun 2 instead
>>551349228>>551350609>>551350757Happy Hanukkah!
Total War games that are based on fiction:Total War: WarhammerTotal War: TroyTotal War: Warhammer 40,000
>>551346423I am undetermined the drones however arent
>>551351181Total War: Three KingdomsAsia isn't real
>>551351181>Total War: TroyTroy was real, and Turkish.https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/849/
>>551350757Americans' genuinely hate christmas
>>551351402>Troy was real, and Turkish.Just like Santa Claus.
>>551349228>>551350609As a non-American this shit is so funny. I am amazed at how such a religious country can be so godless at the same time.>>551350757It's an American thing. Most of their country is no longer Christian and instead of accepting that Christmas has become a holiday unrelated to religion they try to be overly inclusive where they weren't even asked.Typical American behavior, they're obsessed with this kind of crap. It's the same thing as bowing down to niggers and tearing down statues.
>>551350291>3k is a batter game than a game that hasn't come out yetI mean to be fair 40k hasn't hit end of service yet so they're probably about even
>>551351402>>551351447just because its in anatolia doesn't make it turkish roach-san
>>551350738thanks anon! merry christmas
>>551350609
>>551351549If it is in Turkey, it is Turkish.
>>551351549Yes it does.Point to Anadolu on a map.What is the name of the county you are pointing to?Türkiye.
>>551350738Why did Pharaoh make white people so overpowered?
>>551351790this was the height of the yakubian empire
Just woke up after falling asleep in my chair listening to Kensuke Ushio.LL for this feel?
>>551352576I thought about playing some TW today but I'm sleepy tired
>>551350971>>551351240cope
>>551352759Link your favorite song to your fellow battle brothers, for sigmar
Hold off on playing a Cathay campaign until the Character Pack is released.
>>551353032Play Zhao and use Ogres as the majority of his army. He buffs them more than any ogre lord lmao
Won't 40K become history in about 38000 years?
>>551343317They won't anon, why do you think neferata was replaced its because they already know the dlc is gonna be delayed and wanted more time so people didn't hate them for her being dogshit, this Is probably some previously worked on Cathay dlc being sacrificed in her place
>>551353212Nah, it is history already, and fantasy, and whatever your dreams tell you it is~
>>551351549cope the trojans were 100% turkish like picrel and CA got this wrong bigly in troy/pharaoh
So, why is Gelt in Cathay??
>>551353582Why are you still playing on the default map?
>>551353582dragon sex
>>551353582He's on an expedition to make diplomatic ties and learn the secrets of their gunpowder>>551353625There any map mods that make the pacing of the campaigns less dogshit cause otherwise idc
>>551353582He's a DEI hire in not-china.
Fighting slaanesh as vampire counts make them feel completely left behind by power creep.My grave guard fight and reach healing cap and still don't feel like they do anything before they die, most of the infantry techs apply to basic skeletons and zombies and those are just wastes of army slots against high tier armies. Those fucking assholes at CA getting rid of grave guard and black knight magic attack for the sake of some MP bullshit.My garrisons are utterly helpless and they probably wouldn't do much better even if they were given a basic spellcaster that regular VC armies are so heavily reliant on.
>>551353402I think this is centuries worth of muttism
Total War campaigns that I want to try in 2026:Attila: Belisarius' ExpeditionRome 2: RomeThree Kingdoms: Liu BeiPharaoh: PriamWarhammer 3: Throgg
>vampire cunts declare war on me even though my Empire is much stronger>might as well I guess>conquer their shit, now I border chorfs>chorfs now declare war>dogshit chaosnigger wasteland, but if I just raze it'll be recolonized by NPCs>now border Grimgor>waaagh timeI didn't want to blob FUCK YOU
>>551354492im not saying VC isnt left behind but most melee melts when pressed against the slaanesh roster
>>551350459If he just wants campaign info fine, but a lot of the races got big reworks after his video. (Beastmen, Welves, Greenskins off the top of my head).
>>551354791You can beat people up and then make peace with them, you know
>>551354791sometimes it's better to just fortify some chokehold settlement and make a shitter army to defend it than pushing forward
How good is FP's p3?
>>551355081>Having a sitting armyYou're making liu bei angry in his grave
>>551355029No peace, just war.
>>551354785Total War campaigns that I want to try in 2026:40k: Commissar Yarrick's Steel Legion
>>551355212Last time I played dwarfs I just sat an army on world's edge arch or whatever settlement that was on that pass in Gunbad and watched Grimgor repeatedly bash his head against it until I was ready to pivot my main forces to the east. It's a valid strategy.
>>551355739Dwarfs have an easier time doing that than most other factions tbf
>>551353813https://www.youtube.com/@GamingForImmersion/videos Watch this assholeI fucking hate every single one of his dumbass opinions because they're always about making the game "slower" or "less of a snowball" or some shit and the mods he praises are shit like making armies garrison after battles to replenish ammo. But from the way you talk you probably will like him more than me.
I'm new and i'm wondering if I should bother using the melee zombies as Vampire Coast, it seems like there's little downside to just using the pistols as your frontline instead of polearms. Is this true or am I retarded or perhaps both?
>>551357472it's fine to have a few of them, they're just roadblocks so your guns can shoot down enemies. eventually you can just use summoning spells for that and have more guns in your army
>>551357472Polearms are better at holding a line and way more useful against armored enemiesThey're also really good to use with Deck Guard, nest a unit of Deck Guard inside a unit of Polearms and your Deck Guard will be way more survivable
>>551357819Wheres your pile of violence all crabs marching forward
>>551336727>TEHENHAUIN!Fav lord screams his name with big dick energy!
>>551329647every single named bretonnian character as a lord or hero
Merry Christmas /twg/, wish you all much joy for you and your families and much success for your conquests in Total War!
>>551348561Someone post the canon version
>>551357819People actually nest troops in this game? Giga cringe. Dark Omen chads rise up.
>>551360353Ive only nested high mass doomseekers that otherwise take too much damage and have enough mass to push unbuff dwarves around anything with 0 armor is probably a good idea to nest
>>551360353I'm too stupid for gunpowder factions, so I just cycle charge and melee
>>551360624Yeah well the game shouldn't let you do that and should force you to do other tactics, like Dark Omen forced me to use a frontline of Grudgebringer Infantry and move around with Flagellants (who are basically like Doomseekers in that game) to carefully execute a mass decimation of enemy Wight or Wraith regiments.Can also use ogres but their 3 model count makes it a high risk high reward choice if the enemy has a necromancer, which they almost always do.
uh bros why is Steam offline? It's not Tuesday..
>>551361031>>551360353I have always naturally nested troops and it never occurred to me that this would be uhh "improper". Why do you feel this is bad behavior?
>>551361149Johnny, Timmy and Spike got their gift cards in europe and whoever gives shit early in us plus other non countries
>>551361256Becauset when I started playing this game I didn't do it and other people doing things or living life differently to me angers me on an existential level because it means that you probably think differently, want other things and have other opinions than me which in turn means your world will look different to my world and that means you are a threat to me and my life and my stuff and my well-being and basically I need to kill you, sorry not sorry
>>551346009>Jews did not kill Jesus. I did.Brutal.
>>551361494You will REALLY enjoy Grey Knights when they come to 40k, battle brother.
>>551360852I find Cycle Charging and melee far more complicated than gunlines. I simply can't into even the most basic micro these days. Must be getting old. I'd welcome any suggestions for how to git gud at rush factions though.>>551361149Christmas rush. It's morning in Asia.
Malekith is scrooge coded and therefore a christmas LL us he live in a snowy biome
>>551361869As a fellow ancient I would say, dont. There are lots of factions that just go in, hold the line, or outright win by virtue of being more heavily armored and having better leadership (looking at your dawii). Let it all settle and play the game at the pace you enjoy using the abilities you like and no more and no less.
>>551361869Get practice, get numbers. It's harder to surround 8 cavalry than it is to surround 2. Split up, and only target attack on the last moment. Too late and you won't get the actual damage from the charge, just collision. Too early and the AI will maneuver and intercept your attack somehow. Practice makes perfect.
Hey how does it work if I unlock DLC for the games with some thirdparty app? Does steam just think I own them or like... what?I ask because of game updates and stuff, I already own the base game I'd do it for
>>551362775Where are you from?
>>551363358My country, my state, my city... ?I'm from the US but I'm not telling you the rest nor do I see why it matters, and no I'm not buying 500 different DLC on principle
>>551362775yeah i bet you'd like to know, glowie
>>551363617then go play a free to play game, leech nigger.
>>551363693I mean, I can find it out myself after I do it but I'm just curious mostly. I don't know how steam deals with DLC in regards to updatesEh
Wood elf? Love
>>551363968We made it clear : YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE BITCH
>>551364085>oh my science I'm having a case of the vapors!I don't care!!!!
Wood elf? I'd sex but i'll never play them because they're too micro intensive.
>>551319872Merry Cribmus /twg/
>>551364239reminder that this oc was commissioned by an anorexic biofem with a fetish for massive tits, fat bastards and snuff
>>551319872Merry Christmas from Nan-Gau
>>551364465dude you are so far down the rabbit hole that alice lost your ass years ago
>>551364465Idk why you put massive tits as a fetish even normie dudes I work with that don't give a fuck about anime said they're down with the massive anime tits liking big tits is just a normal thing
>>551364239What micro intensive fire whilst moving doesnt feel bad to micro at all since its super responsive
>buy wulfrik>buy his new dlc>attack first enemy at sea>load into exciting boat battle>everyones on landhuh?
>>551364465Don't care, imagining her in a healthy and loving relationship.
>>551364465Snuff is fucked up but there's nothing wrong with having massive tits(if you're a woman) or being fat(if you're a man)
>>551364465sounds based
>be autistic>be retarded>be schizophrenic>be a massive fucking faggot>unrestricted internet accesshuh?
>>551364749NOT CANON
>>551364749Markus and Kerillian in a better universe
>>551364859who are you quoting
>>551364749>family of 5cute and wholesome!
Is there a cheat that auto-completes quest battles?Wanted to try Sayl on the Old World map but I can't teleport to battles to get his unique item or advance his manipulations
AoS will never be successful and never get good videogames because they don't pander to China. There should have been an entire plane that's just the Celestial Empire.Are there even any Chinese there?
>>551365079Yeah though it sometimes bugs out if it's a trait. Get cpesific trait manager or something and theres a few auto get quest item mods just try and see what works. Trait manager itself is a 100% required mod to me because certain LL have bugged quests even if you play 100% vanilla and it fixes those bugs
(you)
sneed
Howd you get past the bugmen firewall
>>551363617>I'm not buying 500 different DLC on principleThere is no nice way to say this but this game is just not for poor people. Play something cheaper.
I am not Chinese though, I'm just curious. If they were betting on making a more commercially successful Fantasy setting they should have pandered way more to them. They already desperately pandered to imperiumkeks.
Need a LSM chapter to fixate on and play as on launch.>Can't be first founding with too much info and named characters, but prefer something with more than one paragraph of lore>Want some guys that aren't overly defined in their combat style, i.e. not Flesh Tearers so it doesn't feel goofy to roll with a bunch of devastator squads>prefer the chapter to have lore with some wins and some losses, i.e. not ultramarines nor lamenters level in either direction>preferably not blue or yellow I was looking at Executioners, but they're supposedly too brash and melee-focused. Exorcists look cool but without daemons or chaos on launch, what's the point? Star Phantoms are currently what I'm planning on.
>>551365265Cathay are kino as is, leave them out of Shitmar please
>>551365983I don't know what any of that /tg/ babble means but you should play Total War: Rome 2.
you vill play as ze ultramarines and you vill enjoy it
>it's a "flying lord refuses to take off, stays idle and gets gunned down like a retard" episode20 minutes down the drain
>>551365983What
Bros how do I make money as slaanesh
>>551366398Kill
>>551366398Don't build so much, in fact build as little as you possibly can. This also means if you're attacked over the endturn you've got money for seduction.
>>551366629But anon isn't that the solution for everything
>>551366251
>>551365297last time I played Sisters of Twilight, the Reunited trait you get from the quest battle was given to a Skaven somewhere named Metastone. Fucking rat out there summoning my damn forest dragon. Completely fucked garbage.
>>551365983Join me in Legion of the Damned posting.
so true
>>551366694This is only true in the early game, in the late game you can stack income buildings and control buildings unless you want to set up a rebellion farm. You also have a bunch of vassals and chaos allies to trade with.
>>551364465She single?
>>551367115What chaos allies they dont really start near chaos for the most part any of them. You can do some vassal chains with nkari early and it still doesnt really amount to much anymore now that disciple army spawning is nerfed
>>551366990>GW will never be this based again
Which factions require a brain in order to succeed with them
>>551367781Khatep on legendary
>>551366251You can color the spacemannii whatever you want you can play as your own custom spacemen chapter if you want
Someone in this thread put a curse on me and I couldn't enjoy my Christmas dinner cause I felt ill
ah yes, another autoresolve loss turned into a decisive victory I think I'm learning how to play this game
>>551368408It was me.
I warned you, but you didn't listen. You brought this upon yourself, anon. Embrace the dark future of your own making.
>>551368462Nice job!I always see Slaanesh players use Azazel in multiplayer.
>>551368462>barriersYou didn't win
>>551368462>4 hellcannonsYou didn't win
>>551368673>>551368737He won. All is fair in war.
>>551364015>>551364239built for beast cock
>>551364465Uhhh based?
That was Altdorf too, too bad I couldn't use Archaon here for kino but he's currently playing mind games with Franz in Stirland.>>551368673they literally do fuck all I swear to god >>551368737okay that's fair, I really like artillery though
>try out dwarfs for the first time>barely beat skarsnikk thanks to my gyrobomber>Ironclaw takes my capital the next turn with 2 full armies plus waaagh units>goad him out of karaz a karak and ambush him>take back capital next turn>get free age of reckoning army>take all of grombad's lands and eventually K8P>doing well vs clan mors>wondering why there is so much skaven corruption in my provinces>I think all the random half dozen skaven heroes sitting around are just idle scouts>didn't know you can actually send another hero to try and assassinate them>savage orc keeps pillaging my province and my armies are caught between skaven, being slow as fuck, and passive attrition>turn 50 campaign is pretty much fucked cause I went broke and Rictus waltzing through my eastern borderwell now I know I can and should be trying to assassinate these little rat fucks spreading corruption. Is it worth putting points into the related skill or nah? I rarely use my heroes for actions.Also any general tips for dwarfs? Should I be doing shielded warriors and quarreler/thunderer formations? The miners with blasting chargers are my biggest saving grace vs skarsnikk. They start battle in the front, throw their bombs, then retreat to watch the flank? Do I check formation?
>>551367781Blackpill, every faction has the same core.
>>551369026you should use the ice forged legion RoR so you get 4 hellcannons in 1 army slot
>>551367781corn
Have you darkelf bros been nice this year?
>>551369230I don't think I have that, there's Soul of Damnation but that's a single entity too. Is this DLC or something?
since i started playing I pretty much always loot and occupy settlements cause I can't think why I should not. I first get a control/corruption management building then growth or natural resource. How do I know when to loot, occupy, raze, etc?
As the cooling autumn air blew across Europe in 417, the heart of the Western Roman Empire held its breath. After the defeat of the Huns at Siscia 2 years prior by the XXII legion, the Barbarians were expunged from the empire, only to rear their scarred face once again the following year. Emperor Honorius, weary of the titanic clashes with the men of the steppe and desirous of peace, took such an offer from the young Attila, chief of the Huns. This decision proved to be a foolish one, as five Hunnic hordes now poured over the alpine frontier, infesting the Po valley and Raetia while they raided the homes of Romans, all knowing they could not be removed while the Emperor was bound by the peace treaty. In 417, a loophole was found. Rome's ally, the itinerant Marcoman tribe, plead for her assistance in their own war with the Huns. Here Honorius found a way to resume the war without appearing treacherous, as he was merely upholding an oath of friendship with his ally.And so, war was declared. Whatever joy the emperor might have felt at his diplomatic success soured as he surveyed the task now before him.Five Hunnic armies lay within his domain. Two of them surrounded the Imperial capital at Mediolanum. The defence of the capital, for now, fell to the XXX Legion under Flavius Eutychianus. These hordes appeared to lack artillery, and thus the walls of Mediolanum were not truly under threat yet, but the ultimate salvation of the city would likely depend on reinforcement from the other legions following their own victories.(1/3)
>>551369410yes it's part of Norsca
>>551369138Dwarf-bro I don't even know where to start. You sound like you don't even know how to play an RTS let alone TW. It seems like you like gyrobombers, that's good, it is the best unit in our faction. Just tech to get more of them and put 1-2 in every army and then unleash hell. Good luck and may grimnir bless our aim.
>>551369571oh I only got that yesterday and this campaign is older than that, probably why I can't have it
>>551369541>the cooling autumn air blew across EuropeName one time this happened
To the east waited the X Legion in Verona, led by Sextus Lentullus. This newest Imperial adoptee had fought with Publius at Siscia, but now he was faced with a battle all by his lonesome. The Hunnic army here was dangerous, sporting heavy siege equipment. Yet great potential lay in its theoretical defeat, as the X Legion was well-positioned to assist its sisters in either the capital or up in Raetia, should victory be gained without weakening the army too much.(2/3)
Is the changeling still piss easy
>>551370145NGL Legio X is not looking good bro. What the fuck are those? Idiots like me with a shield? Fucking get some real troopers. Fucks sake rome is lost.
>>551370601>tzeench factionWhat do you think?
>>551370601Yeah he's basically unkillable, there's a mod on steam that gives him regular settlements which makes him hell because he starts surrounded by enemies and tzeentch doesn't really get good units or income until t3 settlements. Also his tree is unchanged so no increases to income from there so you're kinda fucked, he can still make cults but they require you to do his missions and are much more limited.
>>551364859Spectrum you can be 130+iq and do just fine in school and all of those things
Do you think Sgt Reckless will be a LH in Total War: Korea?
They best part about experimenting with the design of your factions is that when you fuck up you can just never ever go back and fix them
>>551365265Literally falseYou know there are WH Fantasy/40k fans in China before the canonization of Cathay right
My first pvp battle, did I do well?
>>551369541>>551370145Whoops forgot to quote my previous post in the next oneUp in the alpine town of Virunum lay the final scene of confrontation. Once more, Publius Eutychianus, hero of Siscia, found himself among Hunnic armies, charged with the defense of a small town. He was, however, not without allies, as Vettius Praetextatus and the I Legion were already in place to reinforce his own XXII from the north when the time was right.Imperial subterfuge had given the Legions an advantage, as a remarkable success by Roman spies saw both the Hordes near Virunum, and one of Mediolanum's aggressors, misdirected and waylaid. There would be no escape for the Huns at Publius's doorstep, only victory or death.(3/3)I did already play through these battles today, I'll see if I can get some screencaps from the replays tomorrow or friday. If I don't have time, then have a merry christmas /twg/.>>551370130Man I'm a burger, I only have my own autumn weather as a frame of reference.>>551370694>What the fuck are those? Idiots like me with a shield?Do you mean the Hunnic & eastern spearmen? If so, they're diversity hires, please understand.I like levying a couple barbarian units into my armies on occasion. It's a good source of early-game cav among other things, and the WRE faction bonus causes it to lower my army upkeep a little, which is nice.
>>551371590whew that thooooondabarge was the perfect pick against you
>>551370905niggers dont really understand what being 140 is like. We can just literally do anything we want, regardless of any disability. We run amok and play in your world, giggling.
>>551371590Did they nerf barges enough to counter them with 90spd fliers yet? On release 95 spd fliers couldnt catch up and 120 armor meant they were impervious to non ap missiles
>>551371703>Bragging about your IQ on a Tibetan bobsledding forumLet me know when you figure out how to get a girlfriend
>>551371703Tfw iq so high the doctors were astonished at it being possible
>>551367781Chorfs
God, I'll never get the greenskins' long victory achievement. Their campaign gets so boring later on.
>>551371862>>551371892don't worry about it guys, you will never encounter me IRL, so dont fucking sweat it
what does miao give karl for christmas?
>>551373079>you will never encounter me IRLthank god for that
Why are Lizardmen Skinks so adorable
>>551373327I wonder if their genitals are prehensile and what the impacts of that are
>>551373196A kinky petplay session in the Imperial zoo
>>551369478Sacking/razing only makes sense in certain situations for certain factions. If you are a faction that gets huge bonuses from those things and doesn't rely on province income then it should be your go to, Khorne and Warriors of Chaos for instance. It can still be a good choice for other factions if you are just invading the territory of an enemy for spoils and your core regions are already sorted out, like going north of the bastion as Cathay for example.
>>551374764I respectfully disagree, sacking is a great way to stack money early on when you don't have the numbers to actually expand but you're strong enough to stomp shit stacks
>>551374908big thinks from this git
>>551374764Greenskins only care about capital and going as wide as possible with shit settlements with just garrison+econ
What are y'all playing for Christmas? I'm feeling dorfin time.
>>551329647Badab War narrative campaign DLC which also adds all chapters involved into the galaxy conquest mode with their own unique rules, period-accurate armour and livery.
>>551376394You actually play the game?I think Reddit might be more your speed
>>551376394I'm leaning raroo or tamurkhan when the christmas dinner is over and I dont celebrate tomorrow and everything is closed so got all day
>>551376394Its a special time so I'm playing my personal favorite git
>>551376394spamming rats
>>551376394red duke
I can hear Karl Franz even when I play historical Total War games.
>>551377130Kostaltyn too
https://youtu.be/YemA9nE0CEY?si=HEQrbqB_0frj8KEz&t=43
https://youtu.be/bUDsOeksfnQ?si=0zx_cu6Xsg86DQAX&t=88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glW0C3VkGMI
>>551336727Luv me Skink MosesHitler.Sure do wish he got equal treatment in his own DLC though.
>>551378264>Ikit>You get to feel like your dick is being sucked all the time>Stupid Idiot Skink Retard>Fuck you why would you ever wanna play this shut the fuck up and kill yourselfTruly one of the best dlcs ever made
So, I know it's sad to have to ask this, but if I get domination victory, does that bypass the requirement for long victory and let me get the Very Hard Campaign Victory achieveables?
>>551378464And to think literally all they had to do was make his sacrifice pyramid not be shit and give him some unique RoRs like they did for the fucking rat.
>>551378698Wh3 made the pyramid good when they gave him repeatable blessed spawnings from it, and then they proceeded to make it redundant with the new blessed spawn system.
Question for you guys. If I'm using CreamAPI for TW Warhammer 3, is it safe to play online with my friends? If not, what happens if I remove the CreamAPI files? Will my save files get all fucky because the DLCs no longer exist?
BRO i reloaded the game previous to my lizard dwarf war this time i conquered everything from the tomb kings but now i cant expand anymore because the dwarves and the empire control the almost entirety of the northern part of the continent. Is there a way i can get the dwarves to break the alliance and go to war with other factions? i can only afford 3 full stacks and they have dozens
>>551376394gondor
>>551380083make peace with the dwarfs and set sail to help out your bros across the pond
>>551379689The last person who did that was disemboweled at the 25th anniversary showcase
>>551379514Anything having to do with the current blessed spawn system that doesn't involved ripping it out and replacing it with a vastly superior system based on the Sacred Spawns system from 6th edition is not an improvement and merely perpetuating the dogshit that is "special units with a buff we chose out of a hat". Every time people mention a Lizardmen rework they only seem to talk about the Geomantic Web, which makes me incredibly nervous that people forget how dogshit the current blessed spawn mechanic is, even with its improvements.
Now that legend is gone, volound went full retard, arch is a schizo, can we finally heal? Or will the trannyposters keep us from nirvana?
>>551380312across whre? do i conquer islands or move to the other continent? the empire seems to be conquering islands
>>551380469Dino caravans mod fixes it anyways
What is the most fun lizardmen LL?
>>551380352can confirm, that was my brother
>>551381549Do you like getting missions to kill chaos warping anywhere and then back home?
why didn't the emperor just tell the primarchs that chaos is bad?
i wanna start a new campaign but i wanna finish my campaign waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
>>551381171What mod is this?
>>551381767he didbut mr chaos is too smart for him, and told the primarchs that emperor is bad
I think chaos is good actually!
>>551381767Not only did he do that, he also banned all forms of religious worship just to be safe.
>>551381767>dthe empror actually got his powers from a deal with chaos maybe it was not to tell the primarchs about them
>>551381767He's lying, chaos is really cool you guys
>>551381962Shut up Lorgar
Reminder that chaos gets cool swords and sexy bitches.
>>551382139>the empror actually got his powers from a deal with chaos maybe it was not to tell the primarchs about themThe only source that claims this are the chaos gods themselves talking to one of his vulnerable sons after they trapped him in the warp for some imperceptible period of time.
>>551382235I prefer the Emperors faithful
the men are wavering
>>551381852https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3079850881
A Merry Pontusmas and a Merry Slaaneshmas to all of you.
>>551382158suffering builds character and brings color and spice to life! order is the death of change, the end of possibilities! why do you want the game to end? embrace chaos! there is no joy without pain, or success without failure. a universe without misery is a hell without purpose, a completed nightmare with no hope of escape. you should be grateful to the gods!
I always really liked the end game scenario of Warhammer 1, it actually felt like Chaos was coming to push your shit in. Does 3's end game events capture the same spirit?
>>551383167Sometimes if you have ultimate crisis checked.
woah
>>551383921
>>551383167not really, but if your endgame crisis looks like this, it will make you groan
>>551365265Lumineth did a better Chinese adaptation than shitthay did.
>>551381549Kroq-Gar closely followed by Gor-Rok
any mod to make rome 2 less horribly buggy?
I am getting slaughtered trying to do my first kislev VH IE campaign of icecourt, should I try one of the other kislev factions first or any tips to survive this early game of azhag, drycha and rats fucking me over?
>>551384124This
>>551384951how do the rats mess with you when they should be dead by turn 5
>>551385776Am I suppose to be killing them at that point instead of the baerlings? Cause they have like 5 settlements by turn 10 and I got 3 stacked when I tried to swing after them right after I killed the norsca guys
>>551383921That's small change compared that what dark elves can get with black ark buffs (if they are still that good, I haven't played them since 2)
>>551384845No. Don't bother trying to mod Rome 2, it is fundamentally broken.
>>551386151Sisters can get pretty high values with daith craft then empower
Post more Thanquol wearing a maid dress
>>551387117No
>>551383002I don't see any mention of blessing changes in this
>>551385776Well since I complained, the DORFCHADS of karak kadrin and masters of innovation cleaned house with azhag and the skaven by turn 20
>>551364465Hello bas
>>551364640Well there's liking big tits and there's liking oversized fakes that look out of place.
>>551384845The Divide et Impera overhaul mods fixes thousands of bugs but it's very different from vanilla
Wood elves dlc when
>>551387510I believe they're part of the caravan rewards but dont quote me on that since I havent played lizards in far too long
No camels allowed in Gondor.
>>551389132Those do not look fake.
LL if i want the wholesale slaughter of innocents but i want to be utterly apathetic about it?
>>551390302>gwent Why did they have to ruin it?
>>551391609Malekith
>>551364640I look like this
Malakai is a comfy christmas campaign. Gotrek, felix, ulrika and a shitload of slayers trying to retake the northpole from evil Santa. I never really just stop and take a look around the map and I need to do it more often. Some cool shit.
>>551392034As with everything. Blame compfags for making the game about sweaty degenerate metas. Shame too, had some of the nicest card art of any TCG
>>551391609arkhan the black
>>551392404Dark elves kind of shat on my slayers a bit. Cannons with grapeshot are awesome though. Not sure what the hype is about with Gyrocopters, seem pretty meh to me. Maybe that's because darkshards shut them down so I didnt really have much chances to let them feast.
>>551392356Obviously. Only people who look like that post here on /twg/
>>551391609Blumpf
>>551392586They might have nerfed it a bit but gyros shine when massed. You just keep moving and the AI will constantly reposition to try to hit them, never actually firing unless they have fire while moving. Just watch out for when the enemy randomly has five manticores or similar. To be really abbussive you can easily get stalking engineers and lords and have nothing but flyers.
>>551392586gyros being a flying shooter are able to gang up on things before the cpu can do anything about it, even against mostly shooter armies the gyros can all group up and attack 3-4 enemy shooters with 16+ of your own units.
If total war warhammer III is so good then why didn't they make total war warhammer III 2? huh??
how exactly should I be raising my armies Tww3?Do most people use global recruitment and just build their military buildings wherever they fit? Do I want to build expensive, high end military buildings in secure provinces or rush them close to my borders where they will be needed for seiges? Also, the following happens to me often in p much every campaign once I conquer my neighbor and get started on the next>beastmen or savage orcs pop up in a province>raze and pillage everything>if not beastmen or orcs, it's a war declaration by a nearby faction on that side of the map>income takes hits>both of my armies are OTW to engage my enemy faction or already engaged>need to march them all the way back to the opposite end of my territoryI rarely build garrison buildings unless they're right on the border of an enemy and I know we'll eventually battle. they just seem like a big gamble that has the chance to do nothing but cost me money and a build slot. And raising another army in the raided or threatened area is hard since the province either doesn't have good recruitment buildings or the enemy is so close that they'll just crush the army before it musters. If I build the new army in a safe province then I'll lose a lot of territory waiting for it to muster and it might get double teamed and wiped out anyway.I know it's mucho texto but I'm tired of this happening in all my campaigns and I'm wondering how I can react to this situation or prevent it altogether. 3 armies often cost me lots of gold and it's hard to maintain them all without gold buildings that get pillaged or occupied by attackers.
So far... so good. Probably the chillest Malakai campaign yet. After taking out Thrott in the first 10 turns, i've just been consolidating my provinces. My port settlement got sacked by Arbaal's goons in a blitzkrieg, but we pushed them back for now. Throgg hasn't declared war on me yet, which is unusual. Katarin wants me to go to war with rasputin, but I have military access and trade with him, not worth the hit to my reliability. Golgfag is also eating him up. I'm currently working on the deeps in Kraka Drak, hopefully it's enough to finance a second army so I can go on the offensive into Norsca before Throgg gets too strong. His trolls would probably fuck up my slayers.What do you guys think? Move into Norsca or go east towards the chorfs/arbaal?
Sex with Tau women.
>>551394708Imagine if we got cute Eldar, tsundere Dark Eldar, and titcow T'au
>>551394824Oh what a world that would be.
>>551394047It varies a lot by faction. Some have no easy way to increase their slots. Others have lots of instant recruitment. If you are doing reasonably well you should constantly be outrunning your own infrastructure. Save your regiments of renown for an emergency army and remember that ten recruitment buildings subtracts one turn from global recruit times.
>>551394047First off, slow down unless you're playing a faction you need to constantly battle for cash. Only invest in territory you know you have a good chance of defending. Dont just upgrade every settlement you take in the beginning. Funnel most of your cash into your starting province and use that as a high tier recruitment province since it's usually the most defensible. I'd keep one army to defend your lands, probably a cheap army at first with low tier units. You want your main army to intercept the strong enemy armies, your secondary army can deal with the crapstack spam usually.Experience with the game will help you understand how the AI works and over time, you'll get better at the game and anticipate some of the bullshit thrown your way.Also, ambush baiting is a solid tactic to try and outmaneuver the enemy AI. If your ambushing army isn't detected, the AI wont see it as visible on the map meaning it's more likely to blunder into movement range for your hidden army.
>>551394047Generally its good to dedicate certain provinces to recruitment and others to economy, at least in the early game.In the late game there's usually enough build slots to put both types of buildings. And putting your recruitment building close to the enemy isn't really necessary, you should base it on number of settlements and local resources and preferably a central location, just think about it more deeply is what I mean.
>>551394824
see this is why i don't like that tw 40k is a thing
>>551396018Literally nothing can be worse than ratfags
>>551396018because of the fat tit coomposting that's been a regular occurrence in this general for years?
>>551390837Playing a Gondor campaign too atm, how's yours going? Osgiliath is under siege once again but after this I'm gonna take the fight to Minas Morgul
>>551395007>>551395007>>551395184>>551395552Okay thanks guys.And yes I've been ambush baiting it seems kind of overpoweredAlso it pisses me off to no end when I'm playing chorfs or thorgrim or anyone really and my much more powerful ally next door conquers a province before I do. >take eagle eyries>tamurkhan ninja loots the three other settlements while I'm fighting grimgor>beastmen raze my undefended settlement>tamurkhan walks in and claims it >>551395596>>551395004>>551394824>>551394708I think this is the future of this general for the next 8 years sadly
>>551396547>I think this is the future of this general for the next 8 years sadlyHow many years has it been bara rats now?
>>551396547>I think this is the future of this general for the next 8 years sadlyAnd the last 8 years too
>>551396125All those sexy tau? Built to be RATTED
>>551397181lol rats couldn't satisfy that.But RAROOOOO's can
>>551396173I have learned that it's not worth it to take and hold anything in Mordor. Also all you need to do to repel the Southrons is make sure your settlements have 1 general's bodyguard and some spearmen
Total War BATMAN
>>551396173attrition is brutal in mordor jsyk
>>551397825https://youtu.be/Mzw2ttJD2qQ?si=b-2K4IzqNqBupgCT
>>551397825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwFUhc0xp2I
>>551400576Kino....https://youtu.be/LYQpJHmo8nE?si=NPfDQV4t-prPPbKH
So what is the hidden modifier that makes 90% ambushes fail? Is it ambush defence chance?
>>551400895Nevermind it's not even hidden that motherfucker had 75% ambush defence.
>>551400895>>551401041That's 25% ambush success chance right there.
>>551401123Yeah fuck Nakai i'm restarting the campaign.
Rate my Malakai armyTried to keep it thematic and use only units he buffs up. Pretty strong and fun in combat. I send Gotrek and Felix at the biggest threat, harass and cast buffs/debuffs with Ulrika, park Malakai by the cannons for the aoe buff, checkerboard the slayers to maximize ranged fire from the pirates and send my gryos at enemy cav/monsters.
>>551361594Zodiac Killer strikes again
Merry Christmas you jerks, we finally got 40k and Med3
>>551364465>animepedos are now scared of tits
>>551382347People expand on stories, they don't invent them.
I'LL HAVE THIS WORLD
Does Sayl rely on his army to win or does he just 1 man shit?
>>551404064He's quite strong once he's high level and has access to very cheap spells, but there's no reason to not have a bunch of stalking fimir with him for when you find a single entity heavy army.
Whats the lord pack with the highest budget/quality?
I AM MERRY
>>551404031Nina would solo Archaon
>>551404509What are some strong armies I can field with other generic lords? Sayl doesn't get Scyla so I cant make a good skinwolf army unfortunately. I guess I can pawn off the Bear LH to have a decent bearman army.
>>551371590I know I'm 8 hours late to this but while that's not a bad early-game campaign army in pvp you build around your win condition units, and double mino+ a singleskull cannon is rather shite vs dwarfs. I'd cut the minos and either go full 2-3 skull cannon (with lots of chaff and horse axethrowers to harass) or invest in exalted bloodletters. In any case, also cut the normal bloodletters and get something cheaper to throw at the enemy so you have more money for exalted bloodletters/skullcannons/etc.Also, always get 1-2 units of furies vs artillery factions and just throw them at the enemy arty when your forces are about 40-60% of the way to the enemy. They exist to mitigate one of your enemy's biggest strengths while it is at its strongest.
>>551404815Repeated rounds of nerfs have hit skin wolves pretty hard, but Fimir, Mammoths and even marauder champions are still quite strong
>>551397046There are no rats living in the /trash/ beneath /twg/, citizenMove along
How is Thrott? Never played Skaven longer than like 30 turns. Seems like a cool gimmick.
>>551405830His gimmick is op and he makes monster stack armies viable. However I hate fighting kislev so I never play him
>>551405830The flesh lab can make pretty much any army comp viable, the only thing he can't do better than every other Skaven LL is weapons teams.
>>551405830Monster armies are fun and very strong in manual battles. Get absolutely raped in ar.
>>551402454merry christmas anon
Is there any reason to not convert thrall camps to the other settlement type after they run out? Why would I abandon the settlement.
Christmas LLS:>Balthasar Gelt>Volkmar the Grim>Skarbrand>Skarsnik>Kostaltyn>Boris Ursus>Greasus Goldtooth>Ku'gath>Daniel>Zhatan the Black
>>551406564You only convert them in 4 settlement provinces. Sell them to your vassals if smaller provinces. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
>>551406564Economy building still has some tiny income vs nothing
what do I do as Franz right after capping my region
>>551406672Malakai too. Spend most of your time in the north pole area.
>>551406770start a better campaign
>>551406564Besides a whooping +10 thralls per turn no reason to keep them. If you're desperate for thralls for some reason you can abandon and build it again and you get 400 new thralls out of thin air because chaos magic.
>>551406710I guess I should be making vassals huh
>>551406907not possible
>>551406907Nobody tell him
>>551406770Check how many settlements Vlad, Festus and Drycha have then kill the one in the lead. All can potentially be very annoying if they hit tier 4.
>>551407030I think vassals on dechala arent that great since they arent like nkari that you can guarantee mindbreak I think. I havent had any rebel yet but I believe they can which just makes them unreliable
>>551407156I get r*ped by beastmen
>>551407204ok but just go talk about that somewhere else pls
>>551407185I made one at the start and instantly regretted it. It's not WoC where you don't give a fuck about territory. Thankfully you can cancel the vassal thing and kill them.
>>551407030I would vassalize the wood elves and the norscans to the right of them. That's all you really need. they'll protect you from getting back capped for the most part.
>>551407259damn, sorry for trying to talk about the game...
What's the best campaign/faction for a longer style campaign? No map painting per say, just confederating a bunch of other lords, having thematic armies and capturing cool landmarks.
>>551406672Alarielle is a Christmas LL>Green army, green and red flag>Spreads Christmas cheer to provinces she visits>Fields an army of Christmas trees alongside magical elves
>>551407967Tamurkhan can have unique armies for each hero (or a hero mix)
>>551408194I just wish his campaign had more challenge. Once you beat Kholek, that's the last of any sort of interesting battles you'll have.
>>551408428Even beating Kholek is easy, having access to Rot Knights that early makes everything a cakewalk
>>551407967I had a nice ~100 turn Odysseus playthrough, capstone taking troy. Little painting early to get my resources, then it was all about the war. It was enjoyable.
>>551406672Grom for being fat like santa and symbolizing christmas dinner, while bringing coal to the naughty list (literally every elf)
>>551407967Beastmen get unique herdstones from landmark settlements, unit caps mean you focus more on what each lord boosts, can confed with dread currency, and doesn't really paint maps with how their campaign works. You don't really care much about herdstones in general pass the ritual of ruin so long term works better for them since you can roam around taking whatever you want instead of needing to defend an empire.
>>551372632Download the Victory Conditions overvaul cheat from the workshop. It rewrite the long campaign victory conditions to suit the lore of each LL, and you get three different routes for replayabilityThrogg for example can either take the unify Norsca route, or the genocide the Kislevniggers one. All of them give the long campaign victory achivements too
>>551410238Sounds interesting, as it might set up some unique fights. Is it compatible with Old World? Also which Lords did you find have some fun/funny wincons?
>>551409447You can paint the map in ruins(in 1 turn)
>>551410343Skrag for example needs to own both the Maw province AND the Malestrom settlement (the one Noctilus start) as one of his three Campaign victory routes choice. Very fun turning into a Ogre pirate sailing across the sea. Another of his routes is to build a Western Ogre Empire by conquering all the Border Princes, Tilea, Eastalia and so on Another example. Each of the three contenders for Karak Right Peaks have the same route where you need to take the city, and then win a custom final quest battle where you defend the settlement against the other two claimants, and the same time. But all of them also have two unique other routes they cant take to still win the Campaign, if somehow you want to play them but dont care about Karak. Insane replayability
>>551410343>>551410606And regarding the Old World questione: i dont know.
I hope you all enjoy your holiday and return to the mines refreshed tomorrow anons
>>551411196zog off
Tehenhauin!
I started two Racewars at once.+ Tehenhauin after Killing Teclis going against the Saurus
>have to beat Grimgor for my short campaign victory>he got like thirty provinces>My long campaign victory is easier than my short victory because of thisPain, desu.
>>551412463Should have gone after him ASAP, fuckboy
>>551412572A lesson learned for next time.
>>551412463>Not sniping Grimgor within the first turnsYour fault bruh
>>551412605Tbf I understand, when I play Grimgor I ignore Greasus and even sign a NAP so I can take over all the other Chorf settlements, usually after grabbing Zharr Nagarund on Turn 13 with a WAAAAAAAAGH because honestly, I find going after Greasus will almost always lead to a long war with Cathay and fighting Cathay takes ages to do + that part of the map is boring as fuck
>>551413032I know Ogres can be a bit threatening but I just feel like AI orc factions get wagghs a lot and that fucks up being able to just auto resolve them.
>>551396173is this the basic gaul settlement?i swear i have rear charged g*ermanoids on this very spot a thousand times
Are Ogres supposed to be playing the game on hard mode? Not being able to have tier 5 walled settlements sucks.
>>551413101I think it also has something to do with anti player bias in regards to campaign victory objectives, Grimgor is usually pretty good at expanding but Ive noticed playing any faction that has him as a campaign objective and isnt the closest neighbor he'll not only aggressively expand but he'll also expand towards you because TCA is incompetent as fuck, the amount of times Ive done a campaign as Grimgor where im at nonstop war declarations from the likes of Tamurkhan, Zhatan and Kholek meanwhile AI Grimgor is somehow not at war with any of them and instead declares war on you, shits so lame
Merry Christmas you dumb animals.
>>551364465>massive tits,YEAAAAAH>fat bastardsoh>and snuffoooh.
Is Sayl fun or would I be better off playing Wulfrik, consolidating my start position and then playing murder viking around the ocean?
>>551414565sayl is too easy
>>551412196>Skinks declaring war on HElvesBased, avenge Skink ambassador
>>551414210merry xmas
>>551413131Yeah there are only a handful of unique maps, mostly in the north. Everything else either uses placeholders or vanilla geometry with reskinned assets.Actually seeing how the unique maps are distributed makes it pretty clear the devs are Hobbitfags
´
Why do these guys borrow the same aesthetics as jesters and theater performers of earth if theyre an alien species?
Happy Sanguinala!
>>551365265If there were no chinks in AoS, I'd actually have a reason to like it. But I don't have any such reason.
>>551407967Sisters are pretty good for this. Upgrading the oak of ages gives you quests to complete to confederate other WE factions. You can collect lots of LLs which have different thematic armies you can build. All of the forests you can teleport around to capture have landmarks and also give unique bonuses to your faction when you heal them. And because you don't really capture many settlements as WE, long campaigns don't become a drag.
>HABGABLA
The king is the land the land is the king
Why do nurglites even care about conquering anything, shouldn't they just spend all day pooping or something
>>551414210Merry Christmas!
nagussy
>>551415315Filthy xenos trying to copy our superior raceOr old earth pyskers that didn't know what they were foresaw the xenos aesthetic and copied it without knowing whyor because it's a fucking fictional series and the artists wanted to design them like thattake your pick
>get karak 8 peaks locked down and repaired with walls on turn 80-ish>queek comes back with like 5 full stack armies>skarbrand decalres war and starts razing the province to the left of Karaz a kara (forgot the name it's where Gorbad starts)how do I stop losing to clan mors? Every campaign he gets huge armies and I have to spend money, skill points, and build slots to detect skaven infiltration and clean/wound corruption sources.
>>551415315You got it backwards.Eldar were hanging out on Earth for a long time before Humans went to space. A (Pre) Dark Eldar once attended a Bach symphony and still has a recording of it.It stands to reason that old worshippers of Cegorach came to Earth and messed around as performers.
>>551417628what faction?
>>551417847So the eldar thought jesters were sick and copied them
>>551417970Hush, 'Emperor', humans aren't responsible for everything. Especially not where art is concerned.
Clowns are cool, bro.
How fast can you get a Call to Wagh?I swear Grimgor shows up with a forty stack every few turns.
>>551417970The Eldar visited GW's writers room and were so inspired by the absolute fucking clowns working there they decided to become clowns themselves.
>faction at war with Grimgor somehow suicides its army into an empty tier two settlement and confederatesAnti-player bias sucks bro...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOP2t9FObw
>>551417918>>551417918Sorry, I’m playing Thorgrim. It’s either orks, Skaven, or chorfs that I gotta worry about
maggotsisters? You have 8 settlements left, can you explain this attack?
>>551417628>how do I stop losing to clan mors?You should be able to autoresolve win as dwarfs against rats. Most of their armies are just trash clanrats and slaves. If you want to win manual battles, you must have some irondrakes and gyrocopters. Rats counter everything else dwarfs have.
>>551420864Especially Queek who is going to have anti-armor melee infantry.
who are some jolly LLs to play during this fine season?
>>551420282>Every campaign he gets huge armies and I have to spend moneyIf you're playing dwarfs and running out of money there is something wrong, just spam the money building w/ oathgold and if you want to play tall check out the deeps mechanics, there is one that will generate income the longer you play and that's stack.>skill points, and build slots to detect skaven infiltration How your armies? Skill point wise it for general focused to get the red line, dwarfs lords are pretty tanky except the slayer, and most of the early game it's much better to have them buff your troops, and if you pick runelord get rune of wrath and ruin for dps. For build slots your priority should be getting the income building/oathgold for crafting, and against low armoured troops irondrakes will carry you through the endgame even, also always get at least 4 artillery in each army. And personally I wouldn't bother with corruption as long as you can maintain control.
>>551421223Festus.
>>551421223Ku'gath
Rats
>swiftshiver shard damagewtf
>>551421223Mazdamundi His gift is less assholes on the planet
>>551421223any nurgle faction? they are all pretty jolly i think
>>551421223YOU KNOW WHO I AM
How do we get more whores into our hobby?
>>551424480who?
>>551424480stop making everything fucking ugly
>>551424480Hit the gym.
>>551424480why would you want that?
>>551425081That's not a slam piggu though?
>>551396173>>551390837Dawnless Dayggers. How is Gondor and Dale as campaigns? I played a bit of Erebor but I was too retarded to get any Range units or Siege units.
>>551426990>>551425081>>551424618>>551424603well it is either IRL whores or your weird vtuber lapering trans bitch. Pick a side, battle-brother.
>>551424480There are zero positives to letting women into a hobby.
>>551427638I pick AI chatbots of female LLs.
>>551427638Neither.
>>551427638Nah, I'm fineWomen are overrated
>>551421995>you now remember Wood Elves minor settlements used to give +1% missile damage increase globallyIt was A nice boost to map painting after getting 60 something settlements
>>551427638you misunderstandimatestop making all the characters and settings so uglyintentionally desexed and ugly settings are ick
>>551408005fuck, I can't look at her any other way now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E10PkVk5AZ0TW40k CSM LL leak
>>551401965It’s fine but slayers fucking suck on Malakai. Main thing I remember about my Malakai campaign is being frustrated with how poorly the slayers performed
>>551424480She's the worst whore to get into the hobby. Huge cunt and doesn't even show the goods. Probably doesn't even know who Sigmar is.
>>551429235Would CA be so incredibly based and good taste-pilled as to have Huron Blackheart be one of the initial CSM options?
>>551430320yeah, it will obviously be him and Abaddon as starting premade, unique factions for CSM
BLACKHEARTEDDREADLORD
I like 40k, but it seems like a much worse option for a Total War game than Warhammer Fantasy. The power scale in 40k is all over the place, and I can't imagine how you could make a working game out of it. Dow 1 dealt with this problem by simply shitting on the lore, while Dow2 was much smaller which allowed it to work.
>>551431037k
>>551430452I'd say it's more likely to be him or, not him and. The other Legion + Legendary Lord + faction customisation for Chaos Daniel Donutsteel will be DLC
>>551415315Cegorach was the original clown
>>551430595>not dreadfuNot my dreadlord
IT'S UP!!!https://youtu.be/E10PkVk5AZ0
>>551415315Harlequin lore is that they've always been going around among other species and performing for them. Somehow they even manage to perform for orks and leave (relatively) peacefully. They also apparently adapt their performances a bit according to the species, which I assume means when they tell orks how Slaanesh killed the eldar pantheon, it involves a lot more bashing and screaming than usual.
I want a faction of medieval knights in TW40k.
>>551432027And theres no written record of Eldar on Earth?
>>551432106We don't talk about eldar on earth.
>>551431886SON OF THE HAG
>>551432051well you're in luck!
>>551432051Well shit son, you couldn't have asked for a more overrepresented theme for 40k, your options are:>Black Templars for the asshole crusaders vibe>Dark Angels for the asshole arthurian knights vibe>Sisters of Battle for the sexy crusaders vibe>Imperial Knights for the mecha piloting knights vibe>Medieval world Imperial Guard regiments for the actually just a knight vibe (bonus points for taking rough riders) (you will most definitely not see this in TW unless it's from a mod)>Grey Knights for the just plain ol' asshole knights vibe>Custodes for the fantasy elite royal guard order knights vibe
>>551432051Anon, the most popular faction in 40k is literally medieval knights
>>551432759>>551432771>>551432926I meant actual knights without all that sci-fi crap. From the feudal or medieval world.
>>551433049>play sci fi game>wtf why is there sci fi shit!!!!
>>551433049Then yeah you'd probably need a medieval world Guard regiment and I seriously doubt that's a high priority for CA.
>>551431905Just in time for CA to make another pirate faction, nice
>>551433252They honestly need to make faction customization like in Age of Wonders 4 so you can make your own guardsmen and space marines but GW won't allow it.
They're going to add Frydaal instead of Crom
Handholding with Sororitas
I want a cute Nurgle Waifu Lord.
>>551434587>cute>Nurgle
I want a cute Ogre Waifu Lord.
I bombed 2 job interviews this weekLL for this feel?
what's stopping a Khorne or Nurgle demon from looking like a sexy woman?
>>551434964GW
this province has no climate?
>>551434651Slannesh hasn't given us any cute female lords, so I have to turn to the other Gods.
>>551434926bloated corpse doomstack
>>551434926Golgfag fail a contract
>>551434725Chad energy.
>>551417163>no hobgobba lord to be able to throat-sing shoot gitzsadness
>>551427185Can't say much for Dale although I do want to play them but Gondor is a bit of a toughie. They can build up to a great economy but its pretty slow going early game and Mordor will keep shitting out stacks to try and take Osgiliath (defend it with your life)
>>551434926Kostaltyn, Toddy, Morghur, MalekithYin-yin would be the best jobber tho
>>551435083The climate is bloodfire
>>551435927Do they also attack Cair Andros?Are the Haradrim big trouble?How much further can you go from western mountain pass before the map becomes inaccessible?
If a woman doesn't know who Sigmar is, I won't date her.
>>551417163They could have given Greenskins a free reskin of these guys but they didnt because Sneaky Gits are actually really good
>>551434587Why Nurgle? Valkia is right there.
>>551436920cone enjoyers rise up
>>551436920Valkia pussy looks so fucking amazing with the right mods, like fuck I just keep gggjasdgl;
>>551436809They’re only good with the legendary hero buffing them, and even then they’re just ok
>>551436920Musclefags are gays in denial though.Wanting to date someone who could beat you up is an inherently feminine trait.
>>551437242Theyre good without Gorduz, decent early game damage dealers and their ranged attack is good enough to snipe Lords and Heroes.
>>551437457L M A O U F A G G Yeah I love muscle big bitch strong, becuse I am giga alpha and can toss around any little fary, give me sexy busty thick challenge, make her snarnling at the mouth as i toss her about FUCK
>>551437457even anabarbies are way weaker than you think
>>551437658the range attack is shit tho, they’re only good for sneaking around to attack missiles, orcs have better melee options available
>>551437235We will make many powerful barbarian children
>>551437919>futa
>>551436809Lorewise Hobbos are outcasts from Greenskin society because during the biggest Chorf slave rebellion it looked like the Chorfs were about to be wiped out entirely until the Hobgoblins betrayed the Orcs, Goblins and Grots to side with the Chorfs on the condition they become second class citizens instead of slaves which is why Hobbos are the only form of Greenskin absent from the Greenskin faction.
>>551437457I want to get pegged by a woman stronger than me and there's nothing you can do about it
>>551437810>the range attack is shitIts not, you're bad>orcs have better melee optionsAnd yet, Nasty Skulkers do better with AP damage than even Big' Uns while being more affordable, Sneaky Gits aren't great but theyre good at their job
How does changelings invisibility even work? Even in areas with cults the enemy army beelines straight to me even if I sit in a forest in bumfuck nowhere. So its not even an issue that they walled into me by accident.
THEY CALL ME MPMISERWHATEVER I TOUCHGET NERFED IN MY CLUTCHI'M TOO MUCH!
>>551438290Correct, you're playing as an exhibitionist without the risk.
>>551438125>you're badno you’re just easily impressed. everyone says slayers are good too and i think those are shit as well. low armor units are shit
>>551438491>everyone says slayers are good too and i think those are shit as well. No you just havent used them properly, if youre using them as your frontline and not playing as Ungrim, Malakai or in a Daemon Slayer Lord youre doing it wrong, theyre strong shock infantry that should support your actual tanky frontline like the humble Dwarf Warrior or a Longbeard unit>low armor units are shitLmao dont tell me you think armor matters in a game where everything has AP and AP damage is wasted on no armor units
>>551438862Slayers trade like shit. You throw them at black orks, they die. You throw them at skaven slaves, they die. They die no matter how you use them or who you fight. Sure, they might win the trade but I’m stuck with a unit that takes multiple turns to replenish every battle compared to the rest of the dwarf roster which is super tanky. What damage do slayers do that gyrocopters can’t match and exceed with far better survivability? armor is literally the second most important stat behind melee defense, mostly because of missiles. That’s something both slayers and gitz are weak to. Dwarf damage is done by missiles, you want tanks in front of them. Slayers are only good with the slayer lord that buffs them, even Malakai slayers are dogshit, only ungrim’s slayers are decent.
Dawnless Days peeps still in here? Gonna start a Rohan campaign, any tips? I know they start weakened because of Grima
Tehenhauin new Army
>>551439380Uh yeah it's basically pretty easy, but I have only played Dwarfs and we just facefuck every gobling 1v1 melee we win every time. Not sure how your experience will go, have fun!
Guys can someone tell me wtf is going on here? I'm in one of my own settlements and I'm being attacked by Alberichts forces. For some reason the battle said it was taking place in an ogre camp layout and I have ogre forces. I am not allied with any ogre factions so this isn't an outpost thing. I have access to an Eshin maneater and a thudnertusk and I don't even own any ogre DLC's
>>551439892funny location
>Sir Halford John Mackinder was a British geographer who wrote a paper in 1904 called "The Geographical Pivot of History."Didn't know Legend had a great grandfather that did geography
>>551440242Where did you research this?
>>551440372Heartland TheoryIt was a paper that explained control of Eastern Europe and the reaches of its plains into Eurasia is foundational for control of the world, and would shape German and Soviet politics for the rest of the centuryA GUY SAID PIVOT SO HE'S RELATED TO LEGEND
>>551439294>Slayers trade like shitAre you throwing them into battle directly or as a flanker like theyre intended to be? Regular Slayers should always be on the flank, Skavenslaves are also not that strong unless youre still stuck on WH2 meme difficulties and Black Orcs are one of the best melee units in the game, no shit everything loses to it. Slayers are also cheap (in comparison to the Dwarfs great economy) so if youre worried about replenishment just disband 1 and recruit another, at most you should have 1-2 slayers supporting a normal army that isnt meant for Slayer buffing. >Comparing Slayers to Gyrocopters??????>armor is literally the second most important statNot when almost everything in the game has Armor Piercing or Magic damage missiles lol, sometimes even both or other harmful effects like Poison and Fire.>Dwarf damage is done by missilesActually, theyre pretty versatile, sure their missiles and artillery are really strong but their melee units like Hammerers, Longbeards (Great Weapons), Ironbreakers (although they have advantage with mining charge range) and Doomseekers allow for some really effective melee units on top of being tanky (Doomseekers less so). Also, flanking is a great option against Dwarfs, guess what Sneaky Gits are good at, again, theyre not endgame worthy of good but considering theyre an early game unit you can recruit with Chorfs early on, theyre pretty good for what they need to do.
>>551438491Multiple high tier melee units with no armor can be buffed to easily beat chosen and exalted daemons.
>>551331386Meanwhile...
>>551441084Giwtwm
what's a good campaign if I want to take lustria from those filthy cold blooded reptiles that kept fucking me up as lord scrote?
>>551440589it's unbelievable to me that anyone took the idea seriously, by the time he authored this theory there was already two centuries of evidence that the opposite is true, that dominance of the sea is foundational for world hegemony
>>551441262Are you saying... The pivot is wrong?
by the time i get to my tier 5 units im already bored of my campaign
>>551441250Yuan Bo unironically
>>551441383The average WH3 player ends their campaign after 30 turns
>>551441250Harkon
>>551441383>>551441452It's not surprising that VCO is the most popular mod for TWW3.
>>551440879>Are you throwing them into battle directly or as a flanker like theyre intended to be? I really don’t appreciate this implication that I am bad when I’ve beaten multiple campaigns on the hardest settings, yes obviously I put them on the flanks. I’m starting to think you just play on lower difficulty settings and that’s why you don’t think slayers are shit, because they are. I’m comparing slayers to gyros because they have the same role: glass cannon dps, and gyros do it better. Gyros are OP, just get more gyros instead of slayers. >Not when almost everything in the game has Armor Piercing or Magic damage missiles lolthat’s just not true at all, you’re overrating the value and quantity of armor piercing and magic damage. Usually when you actually look at the stats, base damage is still a large portion of the damage for units that are labeled “armor piercing,” and in practice on the highest settings, armor is very important for the survivability of units, not just for enemy fire but to prevent friendly fire as well, since dwarfs will be supporting their melee with missiles the whole battle>they’re pretty good with gorduz, otherwise only in the early game. They’re what you spam, but you’d rather have dwarf infantry
Playing Nurgle for the first time (Tamurkhan), any advice from stinkybros?
>>551438862>Slayer>frontlineEven with the lords that boost slayers this is kind of silly.
>>551441693The disease symptom that gives you vanguard deployment removes a lot of the disadvantages of your race.
>>551441383>>551441452Makes me wonder why there's no mod that makes everything go up to T3 instead. Put T4+5 units into T3. Put T2+3 units into T2 and keep T1 units where they are.
>>551435083It disappears when your devotion bonuses kick in iirc
>>551441015yeah slayers trade well against high tier units as well, but the reason I don’t like them is because on the dwarf roster, I’d rather get damage from units that don’t take as many casualties, even if their dps is a little lower. The reason defensive stats are better than offensive stats is because they give the unit more time to attack/more rolls. It’s better to have lower dps if the unit survives longer to dish out more damage, and its not just the unit you’re trading with that’s dishing out damage. So, in the context of the dwarf roster, I prefer the armored dwarf infantry because the don’t die as much, aren’t as vulnerable to missiles, and work better with the missile units. Slayers do damage but then you’re stuck with weakened units that are always replenishing slower than the rest of the army.
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>551439892An unusual location spawned on your settlement and caused this.
>>551442457
>>551362775Steam knows nothing about it, more like the unlocker impersonates Steam telling the game that you have the DLCs. I think you even have to download them separately. Never tried it with Total War though.
>>551442457Since sounding mad is subjective, can you respond at all without someone accusing you of it?
>>551441675>overrating the value and quantity of armor piercingyoure actually retarded, if youre really worried about missiles, you want shields over armor
>>551441960What? I mean armored slayers, from SFO? Are you not running that?
>>551441960It's not silly at all.
>>551440002>>551442539that explains it. Thanks!
>>551442750you’re actually retarded, most missile units you run into will be low tier and most low tier missile units are not armor piercing, which means in most situations armor is very effective against missiles. there’s no need to be this angry and stupid on Christmas
>>551362775Most games use Steam to verify DLCs. Some games have additional checks and their own protection (like Payday 2 marks you as a cheater if you pirated DLCs) but 99% of games are fine. Worst case scenario you'll have to reinstall Creamapi after Update but SmokeApi doesn't require updates.>>551442592>Steam knows nothing about itEven if it detects that you are using such tools, it simply kicks you out of Steam. No bans or anything like that.>I think you even have to download them separately. Never tried it with Total War though.It depends on the game. In all Total War Warhammer games DLCs come pre-installed.
Slayers should be your whole army if you use them. You don't sprinkle one or two. You need to use the whole roster. From the Daemon/Dragon slayers, to the Doomseekers and Giant Slayers all the way to the Pirates and Hewers. Slayers aren't specialist infantry. They're a way of life.
>>551442457...but we do have Med3?
>>551442848>shows a loss>it's not silly at all
>>551443167>no you>projectionsure bud
>>551442848These armored slayers fulfilled their oath
Khrone is too complex ill go back to playing as tzeentch
>>551443536I don't like the cult-spreading mechanic being used for settlement colonization. It makes Khorne very RNG. But more than that I don't like factions that operate on a financial loss.
Bro what am i supposed to do all human and dwarf conquered the entirety of the northern part of the continent and formed a mega alliance i can't expand anywhere and i only have 3 stacks vs dwarves 10Is there a way to make them go at war with eachother? I managed to bribe the dwarves into not attacking me but i cannot make any progress
>>551441675>really don’t appreciate this implication that I am bad when I’ve beaten multiple campaigns on the hardest settings, yes obviously I put them on the flanks.Sorry, I have to be sure when it comes to player skill, /twg/ has had a steep decline in player skill over the years you could never be sure, Ungrim can actually get away with it but with Giant Slayers and Doomseekers. Again, I think Slayers are fine because they trade well against certain higher tiered units working alongside Dwarf Warriors, I also play on VH/VH and will admit theyre squishy but if a Slayer, which takes 1 turn to recruit, can win a fight supporting a Dwarf Warrior against high tiered units it works out well. >Im comparing slayers to gyros because they have the same role: glass cannon dps, and gyros do it better. Gyros are OP, just get more gyros instead of slayers. The same role is a huge stretch, one is ranged and fast (for a Dwarf) and the other is above average and actively in melee. Im not arguing against Gyrocopters being better because they are but also I dont mind using Gyrocopters and Slayers in the same army and getting good results.>armor is very important for the survivability of units, not just for enemy fire but to prevent friendly fire as well, since dwarfs will be supporting their melee with missiles the whole battle.The thing about AP is that it ignores all armor entirely and magic damage bypasses any resistances, I do use ranged missile attacks to support my units in melee but also Im not tossing artillery, which most of the Dwarfs have good AP artillery, or firing Thunderers/Irondrakes directly into my units and try to get better angles with them.>With gorduz, otherwise only in the early game. They’re what you spam, but you’d rather have dwarf infantryWith Gorduz, theyre great, and yes youd rather have Dwarf infantry but also where are you getting the resources to field multiple of them early on? Sneaky Gits in a secondary army are good for flanking.
>>551443692You're supposed to ally with them. Order factions should all be friends. No More Brother Wars!!
>>551362775I forgot to explain how it all works. It essentially just forces the game to use modified DLL file. Basically, it stands between the game and Steam and tells the game that you actually have all the DLCs. As far as I know, all these things came from a hacked client that allows you to run Steam games as if you own them, but almost all multiplayer games are protected from this.
>>551424480Pay modders to mod more whores in.Oh wait, you meant real ones? Why the fuck would you want that?
>>551424480Damn her face got fat, yuckola
>>551443807Bruh the dwarves declared war against most factions what the fuck
>>551443520I accept your concession.
>>551444095what ever helps you sleep at night
>>551444067Dwarfs are just Tsundere. They're weak to compliments.
>>551442848I would never build a Ungrim slayermanii army without Runepriests
>>551444013I think her face is fine, but her everything else certainly is fat.
Kurt Helborg coming with Empire Foot Knights and Reiksguard Foot Knights will unironically save this game. When the Empire DLC ends up good it reflects favorably for the state of the game.>The Grim and The GraveWH1 was on an upswing finally after being a bit bland.>The Hunter and The BeastWH2 had been a bit bland around that time, was a stagnant time for everyone.>Thrones of DecayAfter the nonstop shit we got, The Empire revitalized WH3 again with its DLC and gave people hope until OoD destroyed all goodwill.
>>551444619But how are those slayers supposed to fulfill their oaths if you keep buffing them into not dying?
>>551444871They still have a duty to protect the realm
>>551442457>imagine soitek being your nickname on the internet for the rest of your lifeeven if he has a redemption arc, that will stick
>>551443721> also play on VH/VH and will admit theyre squishy but if a Slayer, which takes 1 turn to recruit, can win a fight supporting a Dwarf Warrior against high tiered units it works out well.a gyro is also 1 turn to recruit, and also supports the dwarf warrior.>I dont mind using Gyrocopters and Slayers in the same army and getting good resultsare you doing it because its the best strategy or are you doing it for fun? Because I can understand the latter. >The thing about AP is that it ignores all armor entirelyif you look at most “armor piercing” units, a portion of their damage isn’t armor piercing, and that portion will be blocked by the armor. Also, there are lots of non ap units in the game that you’ll run into, or only partially armor-piercing units, even in end game the AI likes to keep their early stacks around until they’re defeated.
>>551444185 i gave them 12k per turn for like 10 turns then they broke all thier alliances and declared war
>>551445387it was nice of you to fund their uprising
>>551445517they are the strongest faction second to chaos they have like 10+ stacks roaming the entire continent. Im going to wait till they go to war against the empire to betray them
>>551445689typical ratfag behaviour
>>551445732can't do shit their units are way stronger than mine and i only have 4 stacks now
Shame that you can't see the whole Building tree in rome2/attila just what the next building is.I wonder why its like that when warhammah and Rome1 and Med2 let you see all the buildings on the UI
So how long until Legend's wife threatens divorce if he doesn't start drama farming Total War for money again?
>>551446039legend’s wife is our only hope for more total war content, trust the process
>>551446039Sounds like the beginning of cuck porn
>nuln>defending the south from rats>the north from chaos >the east from sylvania>karl is fucking around in bretonnia
As Khorne do any of you ever go for regular minotaurs over great weapons? I just don't see a use for regular ones. Khorn infantry go through enemy infantry like a knife through butter
>>551446039Never.Legend's doing great now, it seems. He has accepted Johan's masterpiece, Europa Universalis V. He doesn't need Total War anymore.
>>551446147the fact that he's about to unemployed for an entire year tells me he's not exactly strapped for cash
>>551446737He said in his announcement stream that he can basically live til retirement on what he has if he's frugal with spending.
>>551446917That would be an absolutely legendary move.
>>551443638Money isn't real, who cares about deficit spending lmao
>>551447252Money might not be real but debt collectors certainly are.
>>551446039Has his wife ever actually been seen?
>>551447593you mean he made her up?
>>551447593No because you are deranged
>>551447593No but I can't assume he adopted a child for stream points and then stopped streaming
/twg/ - e-celeb general
>>551448857>>551448857>>551448857Move when ready
>>551444698>Reiksguard foot knights / nuln ironsides doomstackGreat. Just what we needed.
>>551446147>I want to suck attention whore cock