Previous: >>551322369>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Merry Christmas /uma/, from the Mejiro family!
Sex with HeliosMarriage with PalmerSex with City
merry christmas
Technically a Ryan Thread! We stay winning!
Don't take Happy Holidays lightly.
>>551344389i used my ryan christmas pic that was by herself for a thread already, so i opted for another one with her in it
For me, its Mejiro Mcqueen
all I wanted for Christmas Medium S....
>>551344358Sex with RudolfMarriage with Rudolf
BASED ugly friend threadshe makes the cute girls look even cuter
>>551344572>RudolfNot even calling my dear wife by her maiden name, fake fan you!
>Happy Holidays
>>551344504you mean kris s, right?
i hate mejiro
Merry Christmas!
>>551344503The little wave she does if she's set for one of the menus is incredibly cute
does anyone actually hate oguri and why
>>551344757
I don't think I could ever hate an uma no matter how annoying she is, like Tickezo
>>551345034a WHORE and a FAKE CF!>>551345040This. Plenty of franchises that have had that ONE character you dislike for one reason or another, oddly enough none so far in this.
Merii Kurisumasu from Kingu (my wife that is first-rate)
>>551344871only actual contrarians who hate the fact that cingrey is popular
Maybe some of my fellow Rudolf enjoyers know, but does the upper option have a higher chance of granting Fast Learner? I've always taken the lower option and out of like 8+ runs I've not gotten Fast Learner a single time>>551344665I know the Luna lore, but afaik it never comes up ingame
I will make you S rank one day my love.
>>551345158
>>551345040Really? I'm at 3.
>>551345303>It never comes up in-gameDoesn't matter. Real bros call her by her super cute OG name.>>551345442Boy sex
>the there are w*men here>All this time I thought I was comfy posting with fellow ojii-sans >It turns out every time one of them posted about "his wife" it was actually a ningen woman stealth posting about herselfI thought I was safe here...
Boy sex
ok so much stamina do i really need in cm7?
>>5513455734chan isn’t for losers anymore…where are we supposed to go…?
>>551345621fujimasa march SEX
>>551345376I'm tired of cleaning your shit, Stego.
>>551345659800 and 2 white recoveries or 1 gold recovery
Sex with Belno Light to make more umamusume babies
Sorry for the cross-game garbage, I just find it incredibly funny that this Korean shit has Christmas while we don't.
Merry Christmas /uma/
>>551345573Grim times.
Can any kind anons give advice on what the spend the half anni SSR selector on? I was thinking getting Creek to 1lb.
>>551345851Christmas isn't until tomorrow.
>>551345621Oguri Plump as in plap
>>551345573>he thinks theres women who post here (other than the fenomeno posters of course)
>>551345573i heard they like pretending that they're McQueen...
>>551345760No you arent
>>551345793can you not survive without recoveries? is 900 good enough?
SUMMER MARUZENSKY MOANS AND SAYS "KIMOCHII~" EVERY TIME SHE WINS A G1??HOLY FUG
>>551345573>trying to chase away all the old men
>>551345850MERREY CHRISTMASU, TOREINA-DONO!
>>551346023You right.
>>551345891Biko to 3. Just borrow MLB Creek, she's terrible at 1LB.
>>551346089that's a weird looking kitasan
>>551345891Probably your best bet with the cm after the current being long
>>551345760
>>551345376Who is this dirty hobo meant to appeal to?
>>551345850>>551346089in typical BA fashion I bet they tried that but the community called them out so they backtrackedwonder if it'll happen here too
Are there like difficulty modifiers for Career races, CM etc.? Like even within the same career I can run the Arima Kinen in the classic year and finish first at 2:28 or something and then in the senior year with way better stats my time is the same or even a little slower
>>551346089>>551346227>but the community called them out so they backtrackedThat's my guess, wouldn't surprise me at the very least. Highly doubt it will happen here tho, the community has way too many normalfags that don't give a shit.
>>551345573As long as you keep posting how much you love your oshis or even lewdposting about them we won't hurt you
>>551345850trickcal says christmas too bwo come play
>>551346173
>>551346030you can survive without recoveries but if your room has neichas in it then gg
>>551346089Kitasan WACK
>>551346226Men who grew up with abusive mothers and are attracted to abusive, mentally ill women.
>>551346226dirty hobo lovers that like to scrub eachothers hair
>>551346348BEGONE!
>>551345573So far I've been able to confirm that Digitan and Goldcity trainers are usually female.
>>551346378I'm sorry, but fucking WHO!? Legit no fucking clue, I'm not a gacha head.>>551346432Sooo the average 4channer of old?
>>551346226Me, specifically.>>551346432Stego is not abusive.
>>551345850>>551346227>>551346378Bro our IN GAME CHARACTERS SPEAKING ENGLISH SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS IN THEIR VOICE LINEis this really all were going to talk about all day?
Where is our SSR selector Christmas gift and our 3* Uma selector Holidays gift
>>551346432stego is actually painfully good natured in her career
>>551346465YADA
>>551346616Hmmmmmmmmmmmyes.
Bros, I want to fuck my dirty bro
Got my ass beat in CM rooms. My paces and fronts don't look too bad but I can't compete with people somehow getting 1200 speed and 900 stam/pwr/wit with 3 wit cards and 2 speed cards. Shit is crazy.
>>551346695I mean it makes sense, considering she has some level of memory of her actual horse life. She's pretty much grown the fuck up.
>>551346616AND CHRISTMAS Retard
>>551346226Twitter Trannies. I know that's a buzzword group but in this case its actually real, literally ALL tweets about stego on Twitter call her "him"Stego is the unofficial trans representative of Uma Musume
where is the christmas tree and decorations on the homescreen bwos come on tracen doesn't even have the budget for festivities???
>Fucking your bro = Based>Fucking the next door hobo = CRINGE>>551346782>"Holiday lines" get pushed ahead>"Holiday tree" and other stuff gets pushed out till HOLIDAY OGURI is a thingHilarious mismanagement
>>551346782christmas trees are anti-semitic
>the ones promoting happy holidays are actually the angriest of them all and already cut off family members and friends for whatever reasoncurious
>>551344457fuck i spoke to soon, i just found this pic
>>551345376>Komika HandIf you're going to use that font, please fix the apostrophes.
Was she that busty in the anime/manga?
>>551346782Umas are Orthodox so they'll be coming with XOguri in January, sorry bwo
>>551346968>People promoting the destruction of family values are angry self hating lonely pricksSay it ain't so... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uTsqJVAeo
>>551346781i feel like that has more to do with your twitter browsing history than anything else anon...
WHY IS SLEEP DEPRIVED SO COMMON NOW
>>551345972>Some anon is performing sentiment analysis on each poster subtype and cataloguing the results
>>551347080She was very busty in the anime, yes
>>551347087Uhm based?
>>551347169this lmao>>551347198cute boys!
Oh I got Healer Grass, Wedding Mayano, 2nd Matikanefukukitaru, and Halloween Rice while I was rolling on the Gold City banner. Are any of those particularly good for TT?
>>551346724Please begone?
How do I build Taiki for CM? Essential skills? Never trained a pace chaser for CM before.
I didn't get groundwork...
>>551347253Healer grass is great in long.Wedding Maya is great at filling missing role slots for medium or long.
>>551346937I need more bro...
>>551346782I see it right here though
Oguri Cap cum countdownCall it the Kitahara JOI
>>551347191rember when cygames said that they were going to tone it down in the patch from a month ago
>>551346978bwo read what's inside the red oval
>>551344370Merry Christmas, Teio!
I need more festive Cheval pictures...
Your account has an optimal time where it is most lucky so you should only roll during that time. How to know? just roll during each hour and find out
>>551347336after watching my Suzuka with Taking the Lead CONSTANTLY get immediately mogged by other frontrunners with just early lead and groundwork I had to look up the actual valuesgroundwork is better than a gold skill...WHY?
God I wish stego was out in global. She's so cool. And she's gold ship's dad (female).>Twitter trannies call stego HimYeah I heard this as well. It's also a reddit thing I think. I dunno to be fair, her casual outfit is the most dadcore shit I've seen in my life. I can see where they're coming from. I'm just 38 years old and don't communicate the same way.
I want to give Yeppers a big ol' hug. Then steal her innocence
>>551347637If Cygames had any concept of what good game balancing is like then SR Sweepy wouldn't better than 90% of the speed cards in the game including her own SSR card
>>551347253Grass is a really useful parent for late and ends since her unique is more SP efficient than even gold skills. I suspect Rice is good because her unique just gives you a lot, but I've never used her even as a parent so I don't really know.
>>551347678Fucking degenerate brown troontard kikes. /uma/ would never call an umamusume a boy.
>>551347771she already has her friend rootin for the two of ya
>riko event starts>Think game is frozen again>Notice mood arrow is blinking >Riko also blinks>Game isn't frozen the event just isn't playing>Riko is just sitting here staring at me saying nothing Th-this is eerie...
>>551347850Okay, that’s fair
>>551347850Cheval.......
>>551347481I can give you cute cheva, but nothing festive, sorry>>551347612Shut up, CB>>551347678 >>551346781>unofficial trans representative of Uma MusumeYou'd think that's Ace cuz of the funny colors, through some mental gymnastics
>>551346554its called trickcal bro new gacha about pinching cheeksyou may recognize speaki, the latest viral sensationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JK1pzxlT4
>>551347771Rape isnt a fun thing. It leaves girl traumatized for life and she may very well become asexual never enjoying sex again.
>>551347887Mobile uma does this for some reason
Even in career mode, FOE!
>>551345972>there are women lurking /uma/
>>551348019*rapes you*
These are a fixed set of cards, meaning no reason to keep them, right?>>551348014I hate it. Thank you. Been trying to block these things for a while now, but they keep making more of them...
>>551348019Which is why the Umas rape their male trainers.
>>551346473Biggest lie here
>>551348019most rape victims end up becoming sluts though
>>551348019Opera O.jpg
>>551348105Just use them
>>551348014Looks like the kinda game that'll EoS by summer.
>>551347637Imagine a gold version, that Bourbon can't use...
>>551348019>Rape isnt a fun thing.yes i agreeplease read this daiwa scarlet i don't want to be raped 7 times a day
>>551348205
>>551348019>she may very well become asexual never enjoying sex again.
*contemplates raping you*
>>551348105Correct, just use them. It's also not a banner, so they don't contribute toward sparks.
>>551348065Jesus Christ I havent thought of FOE in years why did you have to flashbang me with this
>>551347907Right now is a hot period, a 10 roll blessing be upon you. Roll and post results
>>551348019Girls should just rape men more often then
>>551347308Head On? She probably doesn't even need it to be honest, just nice to have. The primary concern is just hitting that 3rd to 5th place so her ult triggers and she zooms away. Because of the massive abundance of front runners, she wants as many mid race skills as possible (and groundwork might as well be mid race for all intents and purposes).This is kinda hard as you still want NSM, a recovery and all the usual suspects. Do your best anon.Specifically for this CM, she wants as many mid race skills as possible to catch up to the front runners.
>>551348019>become asexual never enjoying sex againI guess all anons here got raped at some point then
>>551348283I take no pride in saying this but I'd destroy Nishino Flower in a fight
>>551348283lil nishishi would never
>>551348334>Rape correction but done to sex criminals to render them asexual and thus less likely to repeatGenius. I bet this is why the umaverse is so peaceful.
>>551348364>3rd to 5th3rd or 4th with the patch
>>551348019>rape was so good she'll never enjoy sex that great again
>>551348283
>>551348364>fire all mid race skills>move into the 2nd place and miss SFVso its still gambling in the end...
>>551348319Ojii-san general
>>551348364So what you're saying is pump some iron
>>551348253Excuse me. I'm a new trainer here and I can't seem to find my office. Do you have a minute to show me around?
>>551348289>>551348172Danke
>>551348637>move into the 2nd place and miss SFVAt that point you can just hope the 3rd is a Taiki, who'll be overtaking you, letting you activate your own SFV. Depending on the timing you'll probably lose though
>>551348019Mr. Cockballs wouldn't say this.
>>551348387Yeah, raped by life.
>>551348513What, seriously? How awful.>>551348637Always has been.
>>551348415>I'd destro-ACK
https://x.com/umamusu_animecg/status/2003816335898554520?s=46
>>551348745EPIC GET!
>>551348926What does training to take down trainers have to do with racing?
>>551348332i just saw this post mr. cb, will the roll still be good for me?
What the fuck is this distance
>>551348740There's a quiet, secluded spot behind the sheds on the far side of the training ground which you simply must see!
>>551348980
>>551349058A very based one
Why are (You) in here instead of spending your Christmas eve and soon Christmas with your family? You can rely on Sweepy if you're afraid of missing out!
>>551349058N O N S T A N D A R D
>>551349054You have 10 seconds left after reading this
>>551348980Man, being a JP player, and seeing pulls like this, is fucking funny. I was like "where the fuck are the stars" then I remembered you actually have to pay to upgrade them still
>>551349028Her scalings are evenly split between speed and power, both at 15%.
>>551349182Family lives near me I don't need to spend two days there
>use mid race skills to catch up!Except they don't do that and everyone stays exactly in their bracket until the final spurt. Why do people keep shilling midrace skills? They do LITERALLY nothing.
>>551348014I like the meme face but I'm not playing this cookie clicker shit
>>551349372position keep ends at 40%
>>551349256thank you mr cb.
....
NORN ACE IS GETTING A FIGUREYES
>>551349487You need to be VERY witty and smart to be gutsy in this day and age.
>>551348980ne taishin ne nenenenenene taishin TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Rape is a fun thing.It leaves trainers traumatized for life and they may very well become asexual never enjoying sex again.
>>551349451And yet I have never one time seen a pace or late surger catch up after that time period. They just shuffle around each other.
>>551349182Everyone from my family has died recently...
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and peaceful days upon you, /uma/.
>>551349513Worrying. I don't want to see this bully in the game.
>>551349513More like Porn Ace amirite
>>551349614
>>551349614HUH?!
>>551349469Glad to be of service
do we even get the tachyon event before MANT im holding on to so many parents but we can probably make better ones anyway when mant drops
>>551348319I wish I could forget... Every Direct I'm still coping that EO isn't dead
>>551349182I am! I made cake with my mother and will be having charcuterie with my family for dinner. Just chilling. Merry Christmas.
>>551349614HOLYMOLYAnyway, Merry Christmas anon!
>>551349614T E T A SETAS
>>551349487that's nothing. watch THIS
>>551349614I felt that in my nipples
>>551346638it's over cygenerous is now cygreedy
>>551349614CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
>>551349614Maybe goo goo babies isn't so bad after all...
>>551349182My family decided they didn't give a shit about Chirtstma Eve this year so we're hanging out tomorrow. Making everyone hotpot and forcing my youngest brother to watch old Christmas Movies like Jingle All The Way and A Christmas Story, that he hasn't seen before.
>not even 1500 carats for christmasGOTY went to their heads
>>551349182Have work tonight and tomorrow, so having christmas dinner with family tomorrow at 1
>>551349182going to my inlaws tomorrow morning, and then my side of the family in the eveningmost people in my family work either the day before or the day after, so its just me and my wife relaxing at home waiting
Yesterday I dreamt I became an Umamusume
>>551350083why did she even bother jumping over that she could pretty much just walk under
>>551350230>wife THIS ANON IS MARRIED HE HAS TWO SOURCES OF INCOME BUHI THIS MAN
>>551349182doing that later, right now i'm making turkey and potatoes and gravy
>>551349182A lot of people in my family are in debt or manage their money poorly so I don't want to be bothered getting asked for a loan or help with finances again. The other side doesn't like me because I'm creepy...
>>551349614do girls also want to suck on those nipples
>merry christmasplease do not post these words, they are banned in umaverse.
>>551349614Ok, I'll be the one to say it. This is disgusting.
>>551349614fuck yea
>>551349182My family is on the other side of the country and i wasnt expecting to have the holidays off
Just woke up, Merry Christmas to all umadacchis outside the US
>>551349614Holy tits. Not just a drawbro but an animatorbro!
>>551350414my wife pays for my carats, yes
>>551349182I'm heading over soon to spend the next 10 hours with my family.
>>551350729BUHI
>>551350752Fuji sex
>>551349614wild stuff
>>551348637It's not gambling if you take 2 fronts. Then you can build as powerful a Taiki as powerful and you will never grief yourself.
>>551350729yes officer this guy right here, shoot him dead
>>551348764The problem with this is that if a Taiki from behind is overtaking your Taiki, they are going faster than you. So you've already lost.
https://x.com/MiruYuyo/status/2003939916259250467Is it just me or has cygames started to not care as much about the porn
>>551350878Good idea now if you run into guys who did the same thing your Taiki will need pump
creeky's milky nipples...
>finish run with Maruzensky>nothing else to buy but random double circles>hmm I think I'll buy shrewd step she can do pace chasing after all>she can only run frontFUCK
>>551351149yes
>not a summer hagFinallyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/3I70yXgMxs4?si=uSTVa-QrYmPM13be
>>551350752i see your fuji downblouse and raise you a fuji upskirt
>>551350561But Rudolf just said them to me
>>551351129I'm way ahead of you Angling + SfV + Groundwork is still better on Pace Chasers
>>551351082theres no porn in that though?
>>551351432How the fuck you affording allathat
>>551349182Going to a family dinner today and to a lunch tomorrow, but honestly it's been years since i have been excited about christmas at all. Used to love spending time with my cousins but most left the country already so it is mostly my uncles and aunts which are nice but i see them constantly.Everything simply feels dull, it's been a rough year.
>>551351082cant imagine being this pornsick
XMAS GIFTS IN 10 MINS DONT FORGET TO CHECK INBOX
>>551350536I can relate with this but instead I intentionally don't interact with them since these people can only think of borrowing money the instant they send a message or talk to you
>>551351591Looks like fast learner Tachyon to me.Also dumbass double circled the whites.
>>551351640We’re not getting shit bwo
>doxogenesis deadaww what the fuck. any other databases that allow you to search and sort with affinity?
>>551351640I love this post. It could either be festive and in season or complete gaslighting. A true work of art.
>>551351640A HOLIDAYMAS GIFT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Uncapped speed, no med S; another fruitless Fuji run. I don't know if I can keep going bros.
how important is duty of dignity calls on suzuka?
>>551351640We're getting another SSR ticket.I thank cygenrous for their gift of another Shakur!
>>551351840I've had a harder time building a Fuji for this CM than previous CMs for some reason. This one of mine has won some rooms even though she's far from perfect so there's still hope, fellow Fujibro.
what a kissable face
Creek isn't even that big!
>>551351640a merry shakur christmas to you too!
I don't even know what christmas is about, no one celebrates it in my country.
>>551349182I already did that, now I'm just doodling stupid shit because I can't sleep.
>>551352119>maestro and race plannerYou didn't have anything else to buy, surely
Guys I want to fuck Taiki Shuttle...
>>551352232
>>551352170
>>551352170That's a dudeTHIS GUY WANTS TO KISS DUDES
>>551348364>Head On?Who gives this skill?
>>551352395I want to kiss you
>>551352432special event skill and blue bubbles
>>551352432Secret events (Taiki/Daiwa Scarlet/Mayano) or unity hints
>>551352119That's a pretty nice Fuji you got there. Maybe she just needed some riskier skills to really shine.
I humbly request all your christmas art
>>551352323Cute!!
>>551352432No support card. Maya taiki teio daiwa have it from events.
>>551345891Do you still have your crystal?The smart play is probably pull on the Finemo banner, if you can get to spark, then hopefully use it to get her to 3LB/MLB
>>551352395She is a cute girl. Fuck you.
>>551352324>>551352532Every single relevant skill hint that I had is on that page. It was extremely grim...
CHECK YOUR INBOXCYGENEROUS!!!
Stay gold is so ugly
HOLY CYGENEROUS. IT'S A HAPPY HOLIDAY MIRACLE!
>>551352538
>>551352663CYGENEROUS
>>551352292Why is Dia so lewd?
>bring 2 SSR cards to unity>1 of them never completes their event>chooses random ssrs i dont have to go to their 2nd eventsI fucking hate this game mode
>>551351690Based. Hopefully I will be free from these soon
>>551352695You're ugly.
>>551352663>it's realI'd rather have received nothing at all. The days of Cygenerous are over...
Head on, huh...
>>551352663IT'S NOT EVEN SP.
CHECK MAILCHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
????????? i thought we're getting a complete crystal
new titles?
>>551352710
>>551352887lollmao
>>551352887I don't think they give out another full crystal till 1st anni
>>551352649I feel that, I had an Oguri run like that a bit ago where I legit had to take gourmand and stam greens even with 900 stam because I had nothing at all to buy. The worse part was she hit med S turf S but can't win anything.
>>551352776
>>551352617That looks like a guyNo wonder >>551346781 has a point
>>551352597What makes FM so good? I borrow her sometimes if she fits in my deck but it doesn't seem *that* much better than even some good SR wit cards.
>>551352887you're getting 2 crystals a year tops assuming you grind everything goyim
We just need to wait a bit for our Christmas gifts.
>>551352649I feel you. I made 3 great Jordan's and 2 mayano with med S and got jack shit for skills. I'm drowning in rainbows this cm if I avoid power cards but I get no skills what so ever
>event with carat and shard rewardsSURELY NOW HE WILL PLAY MORE THAN ONE CAREER RIGHT?!??!!?!?
who the fuck doxxed me!?I assume this is from room matches? so we spam them to get these titles
>difficulty x5uuuuuh
>>551353150Just kick him what's the issue why come here to bitch about it
>>551351641shoulda got me to clean it so it wouldnt sting after lmao
>>551353248i would kick him if i could but that is up to our beloved danchode
>>551353150lol lmao evenHe'll play once Stego is out in global
>>551353125>christmas gift is to (potentially) give company money
>>551353364If you complete 20 shards you get an SR/SSR crystal that can unlock card LBs
7 and we're getting an actual present tomorrow.
bro im not bricking my ace runs for fuji's kisekis...
Ehhh..??
>>551344221sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Ardan's ample, freesia-smelling posterior right before a scrimmage
>>551353485You FUCKED itNow we're gonna starve...
>>551353510lmao your uma is a whore
>>551353064The amount of raw wit she produces blows everything else out of the water and she's still pretty good for hints and energy.
>>551353586I want this uma's milk for christmas
I set up random dog shit honses ONCE when the club thing was fresh, never sinceCan't tell me anyone used my trash...
>>551353605I don't even know which one it was. I just sometimes host cm test lobbies every now and then.
>>551353163>>551353510Wtf? I never bothered sharing my uma with anyone I'm never gonna get these...
>>551348283*gets aroused from thinking about a scenario where you rape me*
Who the fuck is using my dogshit umas for practice
>>551353765If you join any lobby and you have an interesting uma, people will rent it.>>551353801It's probably not just one uma but all of them.
>>551352864>Those toesStop making me horny for oguri 's stockings...
for these you just get high speed to counteract the low distance apt and try GIIIs?
>always buy the +55 worth of skill points between junior and senior new years>have two wit cards>do all the bonus/secret races for my uma>still feel woefully short on skill pointsDoes it ever get any better with skill points in later scenarios? Surely in MANT we'll be drowning in points because of all the races right?
>>551353924stop being horny for feet
>try hard mode>trainee jobs at debutAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>cheevo to let you know your uma was used and abused by another trainerWhat did they mean by that.
Got a Tosen Jordan for Christmas, Wei!
>have to go though the lower difficulties firstlame
What the fuck is this showtime mode?
Jesus Christ this bitch is allergic to landing on a good training
>>551354017500 minimum in DIY and YHS
>>551354025helios legs making me horny...
I'm gonna die before I can roll her...Is it worth getting a JP alt just to have her?
REMINDER THAT SHARING YOUR UMAS FOR PRACTICE MEANS LETTING YOUR CLUB USE HER AS CUMDUMPTHE FGO DOUJINS PROVED THIS
Sorry anons, it was meI've been using your trainees every night
>>551354158
>>551354158FGO is gay, though
>>5513541325000*Whoops
>you have to do a full playthrough to use level5 traininggood to know that the guide posted earlier is already worthless LMAO
The events overlap? How the fuck am I supposed to finish the Autumn points grind with Fuji sabotaging my runs?
>>551354158god thats hotfalconbro btw.
>>551354158>the random fan fiction for cuck shit proved thislol
>>551352649doubling the corners and straights would be a better value than two golds
why is the baseline 800 wit?
>>551354352you shouldve hit 1m points days ago danchou twist his balls
>no TP potions anywhereits trash
>>551354158Stop reminding me this shit still exists
>>551354382>t.
>>551354401I also fell for the stamina gaslight.
T-thanks
>>551352776all the love she has for (You)
>>551354048you completed 4 careers in 18 minutes?
>>551354574HWAAHH Satono DIAMOND-Chiseled Abs...
>>551354502Nobody runs like that.
>>551354158That's so fucking HOTt. currenGOD
>>551354158I never shared my trainees, but I joined practice rooms and also got the titles. If you want to be safe, never interact with anyone
>>551354646girls do
>>551352776The Satono bloodline must pass on their genes with a strong toreina.
>>551352292>>551354574>>551346342Dia raped meNoa raped me
>>551354574Too much love...
>>551354626BOCA SHO TE AMO
meri kuri!
>>551354747based
What's your favourite event story so far?
I'm scared of fujomode bros what if it's too hard...
>>551354806I haven't read any of them! I skip through them for the cards!
>christmas oguri and biwa release in january
>Don't overdo it twice in a row
>>551354394Qrd?
I LOVE SHARING MY UMAS
>>551354806i havent read a single story
>>551354158>THE FGO DOUJINS PROVED THISproof?
>>551354806I liked the one where El and Grass Wonder get isekai'd and then Grass becomes a giantess and steps on Gold Ship
>>551354806The Narita Brian chapter. Got a very spiffy f2p welfare card I still use occasionally, and got introduced to one of my favorite characters. I'm either sparking the all-uma banner for her or sparking her rerun with Seiun Sky. I love Brian so much now.
Dia is NOT lewd.
>test her against another nig, 2 dominators, and 1 nice nature>survives all them of at onceAyy.
>>551354806Uma fantasy world. Especially the line where grass and elcon talk about going all out finally and being 5x stronger than humans
>Run agemasen card>Don't get the gold skillHow could this happen to me
>>551354806I guess maybe the wedding dresses one? I don't know, they're all pretty forgettable.
>>551354536I hope she's talking about the trainer room and not my apartment...
>>551354806Any event where my oshi shows up is a good event
>>551354626When are we getting the laughing horse.I want to WEI!, I want to WEI! Hard.
>>551354502Every time I see Curren zoom with this run, I start laughing
>>551354806Probably the Halloween one, but the fact that not all of the featured umas get 3D costumes makes them all feel half-assed and lacklustre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlhkjpyRnURickey love!
reminder that you get dia's parents blessing for marriage before junior year is even over.
>>551355006I want to be enslaved by Dia's lewd body.
sekai saikou wa?
>>551355142I really wanted King, Sorceress of Illusions or whatever. That dress was great.
>>551355006no of course not
>>551355203STOP
>>551355237A first rate dress for a first rate Uma.
So what is Fuji Kiseki showing me in this mode
>promised HARD MODEbehold the power of kiseki's showtime
>>551355195I will make Dia-chan a triple crown Uma!
>>551355190Hey Rickey you're so fine!You're so fine you blow my mind!HEY RICKEY!HEY RICKEY!
>>551355142I am still seething about how we never got a 3D version of Daiwa in a bikini
dia should be slightly plump, not toned and athletic
>>551355340>bullying debut NPCski and sol will show you how it's done
>>551355403Oh yeah that too. And I'd like them to throw in a Winning Ticket who wears her school swimsuit to races, just for the heck of it.
>>551355237>>551355403It's not like they're a small company who couldn't afford it. They could even make it something fun to be used in-game by adding the costumes as an unlock for the base character if you own the associated support card. When the umas turn up in their default school uniforms in these events it ends up looking very cheap and lazy.
>>551355006
>>551355307Ugly boy
>$700
>>551355528Ugly anon with a dark heart
>>551355146Umapyoi with Ardan!
>>551349182I caught a fucking influenza, umamusume is the only thing keeping away the misery that comes with spending christmas alone at the bottom of bed like this.
>>551355307Cute girl
>>551355590Hey be happy you even GOT a Christmas bonus. I haven't gotten jack squat in years.
>>551355520I feel like she's trying to imply something...>>551355278100%, not lewd at all.
Did the Chiyono gaslight work?
Wtf
>>551355303YAMETEKUDASTOPP
w-will we get 1500 carats for christmas?
>>551355740I used to like her and planned on pulling for her but after all the Chiyono posts I don't like her anymore and now she's a skip for me.
>>551355782Just a normal Sunday.
>>551354806I tried reading the Halloween event. At first, I thought all the character development the umas go through in career mode would be reflected in it, but apparently, that's not the case. For some reason, I thought these events stories took place after the URA Finals, but it seems they happen before, and I didn't like that. I don't think I'll read another one
Kita-Dia double paizuri but Dia keeps hoarding my cock all for herself
>>551355876
>>551355403cygames could've made so much money off a summer daiwa alt. i have no idea why they didn't do it.
this one is genuinely cute
>>551355860not. christmas
>>551355989"Break in case of emergency" alt
>>551355953kek
What a nice run
>>551355740post more armpit art of her and i'll consider it
>>551354806The Summer event for sure. Got official bikini art of my #1, even if she didn't get an in-game model, and the scene where Sweep Pea tries to cheer Scarlet up, but Scarlet ends up cheering her up instead brought made me tear up. Also lots of Tickezo armpits.
I'm starting to think bignigs are a gaslight. I've yet to see mine or anyone else's win. I HAVE seen a LOT of gutschads win...
>>551356234Sweep is so cute. Both in that event and during Kawakami's career she's shown to actually really care about others.
>>551349182Christmas plans got cancelled, so I'm here
>>551354806The lovable tard waifu one
>>551356176What's wrong with your uma, bro?
>>551354980Brian stealthily became my 2nd favorite uma. She's a relatable autist who just wants to focus on her work/racing but then there's those small moments where she lets her guard down or shows her femininity that really gets me
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEToday I bring good tidings, I am here today with the NICE NATURE NICE CHRISTMAS POINSETTIA STAKES!5 Action packed races will be run today, all in the winter, all in the snow!We will run 4 regular races and one super special christmas race at the very end! As usual - please only register a SINGLE UMA per race, registering more than a SINGLE UMA will lead to ridicule from me and the thread.The races are as following Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile -> Nice Nature only Arima Kinen 3rd place victory Yep, you heard that right. A Nice Nature Arima Kinen where spot 1 and 2 are disqualified and only spot 3 REALLY wins.The rooms are as following!Mile - 21020788Medium - 49592439Long - 24977146Dirt Mile - 89745662The Special NICE NATURE ONLY Arima Kinen - 23632496Will start when the first mile race is either full or 60 minutes have passed
We should buy a horse and call it Video Game General
>>551349182It's Christmas day and everyone is still in transit
The halloweenie event was fun, and so was the isekai one, summer was meh but has Sweep Tosho cute autism. This one? holy shit it is boring and features the most boring umas all together
Can I get more art of this dad?
How common are debuffers in lobbies? Witgod said you can get away with one white recovery skill and stam+guts=1300 if you're LC or EC, but I don't think this accounts debuffers.
>>551356362There are those Tickezo armpits I was talking about
>>551354806Rice's
>>551356427sprint bros...
>>551356515No
>give me the gift of innocenceNICE NATURE LOST HER INNOCENCE!????????????
>>551356429If I had a race horse I'd name it "Merely Pretending"
Would it better to do the showtime mode in URA or just do it in Aoharu?
>>551356402>shows her femininityExamples?
>>551356549
>>551355932Anon you thought that the umas in the event stories were umas that had finished their careers...?
>>551356427How many honses per trainer
>>551356638by innocence, she means her positivity
>>551356635
>>551356429We should call it Japan Pride because then you couldnt say its name in the ingame chat because Jap is a slur
what did she do on the summer event? what was the point of her being there?
>>551356768please read the post carefully
>>551356402i want narita brian to sit on my face
What are some good Uma doujins?
>showtime level 1>5th in Bakushin's first post-debut raceThis is going to get ugly isn't it?
>>551356427There's a way to set uma restrictions but I have yet to find that part of the menu.
>>551356654
>>551356638With that smile and look, I'm pretty sure she's hinting that you should take her innocence away
>>551355686Caught it earlier this month it sucks donkey dick, anon ganbare!
>>551356427I've glued all of my Nice Natures and so don't have one to enter into the fun race. It's over...
>>551356734>>551356725>Brian, but cute instead of being a murderous killing machineCUTE!>>551356789>Tuna Mayo OnigiriSure, why not.>>551356887https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/https://exhentai.org/g/3676656/52fc26d4bc/
>>551354025If women didn't want me to be horny for their feet they wouldn't wear stockings with those funny parts around the toes that intentionally draw your gaze to them. Whores. It's like you want me to stare.
Sweep Tush-o
>>551356835
>>551356638She wants you to give her the most innocent thing of all; a child
>>551349182i hate my family and am incel i have nothing to live for but umamusume
>>551356847She danced in a swimsuit and was cute and funny and lovable like always. That's more than enough.
>>551356427sprintchads... no...
>>551356427Something went wrong with the Long ID, dunno what happenedRoom ID is 25496657
>>551356765Why I wouldn't?
>>551356920
>>551357025
I will spend all of christmas eve and christmas day grinding fans for my oshi
>>551357113holidays are the worst feel even more lonely than usual just think of killing myself then back to work on friday
>>551356914I didn't have any race troubles but I got >>551354892. I don't think it'll be that bad.
>>551356427>>551357183who cares, here at /uma/ we hate neicha
>>551356427>23632496Well damn, I don't have a single Nice Nature vet.
>>551357241
>>551357210
>Decide to do a rare Suzuka run>Failed training (9%)>Mood down, Practice Poor>Few turns later>Failed training (8%)>Mood down, Practice PoorAlready hating this shit show and this hons
happy kwanzaa bwos
>>551357183Weird... I signed up but it's not appearing in my signed up races.
>>551357187Because once their career is over they leave Tracen so they wouldn't be there for the event...
>>551354891Yeah just in time for Ortho Christmas, which I appreciate.
>>551357426
>>551357453
>>551356647>>551356837/uma/ horse from the bloodline of Oguri Cap that tries to gaslights its opponents as an End Closer
>>551356427Man, I missed Marvelous Sundays and Turbo Tuesdays. Welcome back and merry christmas anon.
>>551356427Mile - 11/18Medium - 12/18Long - 3/18 (please check here >>551357183 for correct ID)Dirt - 9/16Nattie Kinen - 7/16
>>551351640That anon has been on for weeks about how Cygames only recognizes the "holidays", so I imagine no gifts.
>3x friend careers in a row>didn't get the last Kitasan event So this is the power of MLB Kitasan Black...
Bless Tazuna's scam shop
>she sees your dick
>>551356919>>551356427I can't take a screenshot because I'm already in all 5 but it's literally at the bottom of the advanced conditions. Restrictions. You can bar particular umas or make it so that only particular umas can enter.
>>551357771
>>551355303>>551355730Need paizuri from Dia until I'm shooting blanks
>>551357653
>>551357621
>>551357732okay fine, bitch. i'll just go fuck off then i guess
>>551356427Why is the long not showing up in my signed up races? The sign up says I'm already registered, but it won't appear with the other four.
>>551357771>she sees my dick
>>551357884
>>551357801I think its funnier if we dont restrict it and let people fall into the trap so we can call them stupid and dork and witlets.
>>551357884No anon she's actually very happy that you want to spend time with her. She's just surprised you'd pick HER over anyone else.
>>551357764no female will ever look at me like this
bros where the FUCK are the skill hint books?
>>551357890it was remade, check some posts above yours
>>551357771>>she sees my dick:>>>551357884>reading comprehension
>>551356427To my fellow Mambros in the Nice Christmas races, I want to say you're going down and Merry Christmas!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqj2npBXjlw
>>551357883
>>551358002I completely forgot about book's existence..
>>551357858
>>551358002check the friends points shop, the one where you got the urara card
>>551358042
>>551357741You don't use Kita for her skills bwo
>>551357969I fucking hate my danchou
>>551357839WTF?
>>551357967no gyaru will ever say this to me
>>551358062
>>551358073
>>551358042NORN SEXO
>>551358029Dober gets me going.
>>551358162no, from the showtime event dummy
>>551358213>t. stupid witlet dork
>>551358042the vagoo is too to the front and those ass cheeks are also too upliterally unfappable
Stego is so sexy, lads
>>551358186Oh yeah, can't forget Kita never going on Speed training, super cool.
https://files.catbox.moe/d6uacf.mp4
>>551358276>>551358073
>>551358262
>>551356427>Join room>See this Aight I'm out
>>551358404NICE NATURE IS SO DAMN CUTE
please tell me I did something wrong and I don't have to do 71 more careers
>>551358252
>>551358404>those wobbly forced animationsI KNOW WHO MADE THIS
>>551358505You get a higher multiplier for higher levels. I'm doing a lvl2 career and the bonus is 2x.
>>551358404why are the all animated like they are made out of rubber and have a 500 ping
>>551358482>he still thinks stats and cards matterYou need to play more CMs
>>551358505It gets easier to fill at higher difficulties. Also did you use your 2x event boost?
>>551358415Hmm.. what is my childhood friend doing down there?
Finemo MLB is awesome. A shame I only have her at 0lb
>>551358583okay good, hopefully Lv5 gives many
why are you guys posting so much? I thought you are spending time with your families...
why's this allowed
>>551358276Tazuna is jealous she couldn’t take toreina-san for herself
>>551358404
>>551358610Paying the friendship tax
>>551358607Nah, not enough TP, and now looking at it, it might be a good idea to unlock Lv5 without the bonus then spam 2x event multiplier at Lv5
>>551358550hmm should i just get toesen instead of dober there's a decent chance of getting toesen on dober though
>>551358404wife nature
>>551358482There's no prize for winning. Get in there and show some Christmas spirit!
>>551358776jesus fucking christ, just how much tongue did she shove in there?
>>551358682You cant clock at lvl5
>>551358404Wait a fucking minuteIs this that one porn artist?
>>551358885All of it
>>551358482its just for fun bwo
>>551358927what gave it away, the overly dramatic sponge animations?
>>551358834I lied about the 2x boost, I'm pretty sure it only affects the Yeppers event.
>>551358042Norn Ace stock has risen up.
>>551358837>decent.03% is not decent. I really like Jordan's career, albiet I am a gyaru collector so my bias is very heavy. Dober is more meta but she's also a BITCH, unless you were gonna troon out while training her.
>>551358404i hope i never get lonely enough to get feelings for something like this
>>551358885She activated>It's On>On your left>No stopping me
My Powerful Queen....
>>551359053someone post the ryan gosling soundpost for this guy
>>551356427Mile 17/18Medium 17/18Long 14/18Dirt 15/16Nice Nattie Kinen 12/16Last call to join the races!
>>551359082classy gentle wife...
>>551358218>>551355278I'm being tempted..
>>551359000would have fallen for it
>>551359146I've almost finished my ultra low-roll NN run!
>>551356427This made me realize that there will be a CM where I wont be able to use Teio at all, and that is for dirt
Since Belno is officially a trainer now does that mean there’s a chance of her becoming a pal card?
>>551359040i always pick female
These nice nature lobbies are so packed with piggies they should be called the Credit Card Cups. I had no idea how many shameful gamblers were in this thread.
>>551359082Did you take art that already existed and put it through an AI model to make the tits biggerHow desperate are you
>>551358404This inspires nothing in me. I'm too far gone.
>>551359262>https://files.catbox.moe/d6uacf.mp4Urarafags have been fighting their way through badd affinity this whole time. Are you really going to give up on Teio that easily?
>>551359387Turf is easier to build for than dirt
>>551357590explain maruzensky then
Xmas gyaru sex
>>551359371very
>>55135926212 dirt sparks and 6 mile sparks with a high roll should do it.Dirt CM will be during MANT too so you can pump that affinity up.
Boymanko status?
>>551359262just for you i'll make a teio on dirt cm
So is the event actually hard
>>551358404>https://files.catbox.moe/d6uacf.mp4>pornslop "artist"
>>551359250I would have let you brick your TP but it's Christmas.
Is the SR bourbon power card strong? I got it to MLB while trying to MLB kitasan
>>551359513you can do it anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3lejPrOF8A
>>551359387>>551359462I don't have any dirt honses at all except Urara but I'll try regardless the next dirt CM>>551359513nyo I WILL make a Teio dirt cm
>>551359351You're supposed to be kind to the homeless and the mentally ill around christmastime anon
so, do I really have to do the showtime shit? Are there good rewards at all?
>>551357771>sees a condom falling down from your pocket
>>551356427The Mile Lobby is now full, that means we are officially starting the races!Please join me in the mile lobby to watch the race!
>>551359568so far, no. once we get up to lv5, no.
>>551359715Nah you can skip it anon
>>551359612>quality slop poster
>>551359456Uma timeline makes no sense on a case by case basis. The point is that if their career story is over it means they graduated so that can't possibly be the case for the event stories.
>>551359632It's a good power card for fronts but you basically need to run welfare Bobo wit on fronts. I never get to use it anymore.
>>551359668>I don't have any dirt honses at all except UraraYou will have Oguri Cap soon, El Condor Pasa also runs dirt. If you're lucky you could also roll Digitan or Falco. You don't want Urara in your bloodline.
Seiun BRAT
>>551359668You're telling me you somehow still don't have Condor or either version of Maruzensky?
>>551359742The snowy breath is nice
>>551359632It would be good for Front Runners but the Mihono Bourbon Wit SSR is mandatory for Fronts and you can't run bothGood as a statstick regardless but if you're purely going for stats Biwa Hayahide and her 15% TE + 60 Priority does it better
>>551357590Thats false because Oguri Cap (as in peak) is still in tracen after retiring in the manga which has a small timeskip because Belno studies in America and comes back as a trainer.
>>551357801I see it now, thanks. Too bad you can't pick non-g1 racewear as everyone's outfit.
>>551359371I'm gonna kill you https://x.com/i/status/2003848771407663366
>>551359798>>551359909I always forget that El is Dirt B. I can probably parent run with her but will have to borrow a for the other parent. And I don't have either version of Maruzen and Oguri cap
Seeing a lot of wit maxing. Is that only for pace/front or is late also supposed to witmax
>>551359798but some anon said we are getting early skill evolutions which make xoguri a must-skip...
>>551359908The trannylators were too busy de-Christmasing all the new conversations to use correct grammar on this one.
>>551359742And there you have it folks.I think the Seiun had an unfair advantage given the trainers name ...Regardless do the Umas have actual blush on their face when they run in the snow or am I imagining things?Medium race is starting in 5 minutes!
>>551359742BOOOOOOO, SEIUN SKY SUCKS BOOOOO
>>551360109you're supposed to witmax in unity
>>551358482She came 12th. Don't worry about stats, races are mostly down to the luck of skill procs.
>>551360191Hehee, my Scarlet got 15th. Get dUeL'd son!
>>551360148>my virgo cup seiun won waow. guess there's a reason she won that cm too
>>551360064Blessed gentil artist
umamusume pussy
>>551360226but how?if i focus on wit i wont have enough stam/spd
>>551360278based seiunGOD
>>551360298Its called umanko
>>551360298
I'm in love with Tosen Jordan
>>551360327You mash wit when there is no other good training. Also if the chevrons are on wit they increase that team member's speed so it is worth spamming wit when there are lots of chevrons on it.
>>551360397
>>551360397>I'm in love with a hyper retard gyaruAh yeah? Prove it! https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>551360064My apologies, I thought the rendering on her pearls looked a bit off and jumped to conclusionsMay you enjoy your buxom honses this Christmas and through the new year
>>551356427The Medium race is now starting!Please join me in the lobby to watch the race!
You should do your ace runs on 5x difficulty
>>551360501And she would believe everything you say
Pokke dad with the KFC!
>>551349614Anyone know the sauce for this artist? I remember seeing this in /v/ a month ago.
>>551360568You're right, they're all blushing!!
>>551360397Just watching her first chapters was enough to thaw me on her. She seems surprisingly sweet and thankfully not as braindead retarded as I was worried she would be.
>>551360501I need more of these
>>551360501it's christmas, that site and the any unholy acts are strictly forbidden
>be pace>waaaaaay behindNICE FRONTS
>>551360568>Fuku activates 0 skills and diesWTF hax!
>>551360483any example decks?i want to try it out, i had previously tried 2 wit cards but honestly felt like it didnt do much so i stopped
If you didn't do your Scorpio Cup ace runs on 5x difficulty you didn't win the Champion Meeting
>>551360568Jesus Christ how many fronts were in this lobby
>>551360785Many such cases :(
>>551360568>seiun again delete this honse
How can anyone look at Oguri and say yeah I'm going to fill her umamko with my cum
wtf the seiunchads came out to play tonight
>>551360716iT's non-h and very heartwarming
umamusume orgasm contraction strength
My oshi? Yes, you guessed it right. It's Seiun Sky
>>551360892She's peak
>>551360842talk to me when your scorpio ace is brian on 5x difficulty and selecting the hard mode halfway through
I don't understand Runaway really, pic is from 9th, 8th, and 6th place for Suzuka's. There were 3 lates, 1 pace, and 2 Maruzenskys. Is Runaway essentially gambling?
I could've sworn I saw that taiki get a win by a nose at the last second but I guess it was after the finish line...
>>551360568Congrats to that Seiun but how the hell did she win with those stats? This game makes no sense...
>>551360568T-Total Snowing Sky domination on christmas?!T-This wasn't supposed to happen! Long starting in 5 minutes!
>>551360969Based oshi pic. All I want is someone to go fishing with. That's why my oshi is Gold Ship!
>>551360568>get late start twicethis is not a Merry Christmas
Daring sex!
>>551361000You're gambling on a solo runaway lobby, yes
>>551361016>Winning ticketB A S E D
>>551361000If you bring the only runaway, you win most of the time. If two people bring runaways, they both die.
>>551361085I wish I could smell this image
>>551360969Are you that gook?