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merry guh-smas!!!!!
Gift reminder
that'll be $30, please
>>551376325i'm tempted to grab her, but there's so many other skins...
>Log into my account to play with nephews>They see my locker>Fucking forgot I archived all the male skins>There is only female skins on display>"Why do you have only girl skins?">I laugh it off but I think i fucked that upHow should I respond to that without sounding gay?
>>551376325It's not shillmas yet
BeastGOD won
raping dotsy and giving her a Fortnite gift card afterwards
>>551376431
>>551376497"I was looking at their ass doing party hips don't tell anyone lol"
merry christmas anons
>>551376442Wait, is she in the posh?
>>551376431Genuinely I can't imagine being someone who actually wasted money on this shit before Winterfest
>>551376664i thought she had a really gross brown nipple out from the thumbnail
Happy Holidays
W's in the chat
>>551376325Ella gets jealous of Luna's enormous moon, drinks several gallons of slurp juice and her ass, hips and thighs swell to a gargantuan size
HE'S HERE
>>551376736Why are zoomers and browns so obsessed with this nigger?
>>551376325what ever is this
>>551376694made it better
are creative maps kill right now
Lynx!
aijeet would be spamming on christmas huh
>>551376736if anything, speed definitely had the best buildupi don't think anything can beat paragliding onto the scene to reveal you are in fortnite
my mom let me open one of my presents early, I got a lego fortnite set, it's pretty cool ngl. it also gives you a code for beef boss in game
>>551376325>>551376880>belly fat pouchguh!
>>551377171...whatcha got in those syringes anon?
SANTA IS ABOUT TO DROP
Oh man... what if the poodle is going to be a crew skin ?
>>551377171i lol'd
>>551377171> it also gives you a code for beef boss in gameAssuming you haven't used it already, the code will give you only the skin and forever softlock your account from getting their backbling (if they have one), support will tell you this is intentional and to go fuck yourself
I want to draw porn/lewds of fortnite female characters, which ones are good looking but not popular enough
>>55137725112 days of dropmas
>>551376880Entry point for thigh sex
>>551377315A very small, not even indie company yet. Please, have some compassion.
>>551377315i kinda dont care about his backbling i have used the hologram for years now>>551377284???>>551377227oh sorry about those haha
>>551377257wasnt she concepted as a frotnite crew skin in the first place among many others
>>551377003
is fortnite STILL down?
>>551376708me cuz I'm a cartoon autist
Speed crashed epic
Survey time, What sidekick would they have to release to get you to buy one.
>>551377171This nigga on 4chan
Old passes?
>>551376442>there's so many other skinshave you reached 200 loadouts yet?
>>551377705Lil lootie and kitsune for me
>>551377705They already released one I bought
>>551377705stitch or spyro
>>551377705spongebob, kit, llamma
>>551377705Spyro is the only one.
>>551377705none, they will always be a scam until other players see them
>>551377705The forbidden horses
>>551377705I bought spongebob and itchy
>>551377705is the big black cock actually real ?
>>551377257Next Crew is already in the files and it's not her
>>551377705A lego minifig sidekick with the option to make it any of your owned skins
Oh, wow! Dahja finally made a cool concept! Maybe he's starting to improve after all...
>>551378053that'd unironically be peak
last guh-mas, i gave you my plaps, and the very next day, you gooned them awaythis year, to save me from tears, i'm nghhing to someone special
>>551378094Clown vomit
>>551377705so what was the bullshit excuse/reason for why sidekicks can't be changed later?
>>551377257https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=21424Next crew is whatever this shit is
>>551378094This shit is fucking ass
>>551378094oh...
>fork-knife is still downhhhhhhhh
>>551378045There will be other crew skins that exist after the next one>>551378172Fuck sake
>>551378172Zesty Ice Casey Jones YESS!
>>551377705a I o I i thx
>>551377705>HEY SULLY! LOOK, I'M IN FORTNITE! AS A PET BUT WHO CARES I'M IN FORTNITE!!
>>551378256February is your only chance, then she's out of season
>>551378172why are crew skins always ass ?
>>551376325if only the skin actually looked like thatthis bitch is built like a matchstick
>>551378094>>551378240AIn't this just Anima?
So what's the "speed reactive" effect on the Time Stream decal for the DeLorean
>>551378172>Didn't even attempt making their name a jack frost-esque nameWhat's the fucking point then
>>551378314This is your highest chance of that happening.
>>551377705if i was gonna buy one it would have been spongebob
>sidekickthe equivalent of being revealed as a spirit in ultimate
>>551378172he think he midas
>>551378094>>551378240Does every initially non-human-looking skin have to be just a dude underneath? It's so fucking boring. Just commit to him being a robot.
>>551377705Disgust Inside Out
>>551378429Yes it's his take on a male Anima
>>551377705meatwad (athf)chopper (one piece)the prince (katamari)
>>551378729Sorry and Merry Christmas
>>551378425just use your imagination
>>551375784>>551376579 (me)There is no how, apart from downloading Hope's model. Aside a few things you'll have to learn in regards to what you prefer.1. Camera: (What do you want highlighted? Is it her feet? Her cunt? Is it her entire silhouette?)Whatever topic you want to focus on is important, because each of them needs their own attention. Feet? You'll have to work in her thighs and legs alongside it, while incorporating Hope with it.2. Lighting: (You already told me, you prefer the night time lighting.) The moon reflects whatever it wants at that moment, if you care for realism like I do, this is dependent on the moment, basically the entire world around it. The moment you want to sell.3. I'd say "Posing:" what I want to tell you in this new thread is: Satisfaction: the aforementioned subjects might take some time to properly master. To me, satisfaction hinges on the right product, not what I made at the moment. This could be months later after you look at it.These two highlighted supposed "simple" subjects for you, Lighting and the Camera, should be enough. Focus on them. Practice both, what was the idea for this work, who is the subject (Hope, naturally). What do I want to show of her, does this piece entirely embody her personality with the idea presented, does it fit in the timeline I'm presenting? (Think of various skyboxes, each moment and its night has its own skybox and thus own lighting).TLDR: I highlighted two "simple" subjects for you, Lighting and the Camera, but they both hinge on underlying knowledge you will figure out while rendering and creating pieces.For me, Lighting and the Camera took me months to learn, separately. Webms, I made at the time, months later I saw problems in the simple lighting or camera that didn't highlight what I wanted to envision. THIS WARNING, I REALLY WANT TO HIGHLIGHT, DO NOT FEEL DISCOURAGED BY PEOPLE ATTACHING THEIR FETISHES TO YOUR WORK. IGNORE THEM AND FOCUS ON WHO LOVED IT FOR WHAT YOU WANTED.
>>551378425she's so cute :3
Are the servers deaded?
>>551378425Thin girls with little round butts are hot
>>551376734Rare Era fanart spotted
>>551378857thats fine i just really want people to know how ugly dahja's character designs are (and merry christmas to you too)
Kinda wanna buy batman beyond on a new acc and never spend another dime on the game
I CANT LOG IN
>>551376880its where the sex is storedhttps://files.catbox.moe/icb455.png
>>551379089God I wanna cum all over her skinny ass
>>551379263I just wanna redeem the presents...
>>551379140I recently made a new account for split screen, trying to figure out what 1 skin it needs and Batman beyond is probably a good choice but so is Kim K, decision decisions, decision decisions.
I can't wish Lexa a merry christmas...
>>551379268what the fuark is that
>>551377705the only way they get me to buy a single sidekick is if they make one thats the lego version of your skinno, i will not accept "select one skin to become lego and it cannot change"no, i will not accept if it only does one generic emote and doesnt mimic your skins emotesyes, i will pay literally any price if these terms are met
>>551379268>https://files.catbox.moe/icb455.pngguh
>>551379263I CAN'T BEELD
I love my Fortnite boyfriend He's so cute and perfect
>>551379389who gausian blurred her
>>551379268>pube stub tooholy guhhhhmoly
>>551379263naughty list bro...
>>551379263>didnt even feel like playing fortnite>try to play fall guys to get to max rank before the season ends>cant log in there eitherid like to thank everyone who made this possible>epic top brass who didnt get servers that could handle the load on fucking christmas>epic jeets who arent there to fix the issue>the retarded children who all bum rushed the shop for fucking speed of all things
>>551379263You got banned bro!
fortnite ochako gaming
>>551379589It's Amazon web services fortnite and a bunch of shit rely on it so it's down at the moment
>>551379659Mineta pet when
A server has failed after many users logged in to purchase a nigger skin. What RAID array would be the best use case to prevent this?A) RAID 0B) RAID 5C ) RAID 10D) RAID 1
>>551379213guh i need meowskulls for christmas >>551379473and who is that sweety?
>>551379712How many times has that gone down now? Why do all these services run on a single thing ran by Amazon of all fucking companies at that too
>>551379802security+ terms are so fucking gay>raid 10 is raid 1 + raid 0!!!!not to mention EVERYTHING is an accronym, and what isnt an accronym is a fucking lame term like "evil twin" or all variations of phishing (vishing, smishing, quishing)
>>551379802It's 5
why cant they fix the servers again? there's no way the jeets are celebrating christmas
>>551377705Never ever but Pikachu.
>>551380010>>551379802Actually no, it's 10
>>551380101The AI is celebrating christmas and the jeets don't know how to do anything without it
>>551380101Its a bunch of shit above fortnite so its out of their control
NOOOOOO MY PRESENTSNOOOOO BRING IT BACK FORTNITE I NEED THE HAMSTER CMON FORTNITE PLEASEEEEE
blenderanon can you post a gray gimpsuit the next to a commando Ramirez please? I wanna see something
>>551379847It's expensive as shit to host massive servers so it's cheaper to rent out big providers like Amazon sadly
>First Steam shits the bed>Now FortniteFeeling kinda bad for those network engineers.
What happened? Did meme negro kill the servers?
can i at least log in to stw it literally has no fills
>>551380574no, its the ISP. Xbox players can't even play games until January.Luckily I'm a nintendofag so I can play Pokemon Violet in peace.
Make sure you're constantly relaunching to put strain on the servers. We can't have Epic platforming racists
ManchildWhy you always come a running to me?Fuck my lifeWon't you let an innocent woman be?
I saw a white girl with a giant ass today at work. Anyway I got home and really want to play some Fortnite before bed, can they speed it up and fix the servers.
I'm logged, but it don't find matches
>>551380703wait, she not only has hips but pretty wide ones? why did they give her a fridge body in game?
>>551381014im trying to convince myself not to buy it because itd be a really funny emote to use on chasefag gimps who get a bit too cocky
>>551376736W
merry christmas :)
why didn’t she get a skin? she’s a big part of season 5. also did any one react when she found out about will & the questions he asked before? lol
>>551381601stwchads once again proving that theyre the only thing keeping this game alive
>>551381350She has a weird midget body.
>>551381948>weird midget body.yeah and massive hips
>successful logged out
>>551381604>epic forcing people to spend time with their families on xmas
>>551381645Would be funny if we get her since both of her parents are already in the game
WHY ARE THE FUCKING SERVERS DOWN I WAS ABOUT TO HIT LEVEL 90 FUCKING TIM SWEENEY
>>551382102The outage started right when I got home from spending time with family :(
>>551381601How much on Brainrot?
>>5513824426 or 7
>>551382045ur not allowed to want those though, just get a gf and if you don't want any of those ur just a weirdo to me. don't make me insert my gif to say i don't care, okay??? cause you're fucking weird for saying what i didnt want to say
>>551377705pragmata
>>551382509KEK
2 week well-earned vacation :)
>>551382787i bet the one guy who went into the office is asking gemini how to fix this too
>>551381948So a walking headjob? So thats the appeal?
>>551382905What, the servers being down? Nigga that's on purpose
time to watch fallout bros
>>551379268what does lunussy taste like
>>551383267Stranger Things*
>>551383242christmas eve and you can't even take a jeet joke baka
i prefer her concept art, im gona be honest>>551383275like ass-teroids!!
grinch stealth drop incoming
>>551381948she only looks good zoomed in like that, as soon as you see her entire body and can get a reference on how big she is she looks like that midget girlfriend moe had once
>>551383543i just realized the major swooped bang in her hair (final design) is meant to be a crescent moonalso, check the captcha
>>551378240>dudes in crop topsnigga
How the Grinch Stole Fortnite
>>551383765that's a fuarking nice catch but it's meaningless because nobody is going to see it as a crescent moon, aka they fucked up convering another concept to a skin
>>551378729>>551378240this is somehow gayer than the gay porn threads on /gif/dont post this shit again homie
>>551384147i think some of it is flawed, but there are parts of the final i prefer. i think the hair color is better, and the star charms are really cute. additionally the star eyes is really cute as welli would have way prefered having her kinda muscular sleevless look
>>551384195nice but it's trying to capture too much and looks flat. but that may be my bias against non-solo works speaking.
>>551384195YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551383765sir she has those all over her bangs, and her buns... are full moons
>>551384195tits too big, cant jack off
men will watch 12 hours of YouTube videos explaining the answer to one question instead of learning how to pass each question and moving on. Hilarious
Dead fucking game
>>551384195yuh huh!https://files.catbox.moe/p7lirb.mp4
>>551384195You think they'll ever have a Kimiko style that fixes her model to look more like Wolfie?
>come back to see fortnite's down>it's been hours now apparentlylmao every fucking year something break when they go on vacation
>>551384273yeah, the pupils are a great touch and the charms are a killer finisher. i just wish epic released a behind the scenes on how these teams worked together to consolidate their ideas into luna. it's hard to believe for me they shared them back and forth and instead provided, then settled for whatever. even if i love luna.
>>551384585Never post that disgusting skin ever again
>>551384715You know what they're not doing? PLAYING FORTNITE
Heh
i do not like Will Byers desu
>>551384890Nice hat
>>551383543her pupils are just a bit too small and i prefer the crescent ponytail over the "space buns"
>>551384727Winter alt with white/blue color scheme and that's the best you are getting
>>551385032I can hear this png
Damn. Game went down right after I went through all my presets giving them the 8 emotes and tweaking some of the Instruments and Cars
>>551384585Never post a webm where it's implied you aren't the one receiving the action again.
Guys… Surely we don’t get mogged by DBD & CoD (fall out) next year right??It’s already bad enough they got springtrap but if we don’t get another edit style for Vecna i’ll be pissed
>>551384072lmao
>>551383745>that midget girlfriend moe had onceHaha, great comparison.
>>551385747>had oncethey are still dating, the writters even joked about how moe's eastern european roots make them not be able to see each other for years as the canon reason she doesn't appear in the series
All I want for Christmas is a SypherPK naked
>>551377257Hopefully soon >>551384727What is that skin and why did epic take our 7 rings emote away? Imagine this emote but as Loona
>>551376736Unironically happy for the guy
>>551385910Why dream small? I want SypherPK and Nick Eh 30 spitroasting Ninja
>>551376861Fuck you I actually thought this was real for a secondSadly it's never going to happen his ass would be too big and powerful for fortnite.
https://x.com/HYPEX/status/2003977920294068350
>>551386182Replace Ninja with (Me)
>>551376325Merry Guh-mas indeed Anon
Guess rocketleague servers are fucked too huh?
Sabrina Carpenter christmas special or New Season of Fallout?
they deadass didn't even need to do the harry potter collab if they had all this other shit. should've just done more original winter skins or a collab with some holiday movies
>>551386437I've seen enough, add shinobu
>Make Kit a pet>It's not just 1/1 Kit>No Ghost or Shadow Styles>No Evil Kitt StylesEpic truly is fucking retardedhttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=21452
daraku butt
>>551386728Merry Christmas anon
>>551386608Fallout
>>551386973SHE'S IIIIIIN!!!!! IT'S A CHRIMBUS MIRACLE!!
Do we need another Naruto collab?
>>551386964Very good post
>>551386958they dont show the customization shit for sidekicks on ggim pretty sure both styles are an option
>>551385165
>>551386514Yea. Also related to your webm; it's kind of fucked up how parents don't even bother teaching their children how to wash their hair. Yeah yeah... muh "two parents working", not that hard to show how and when to use conditioner and shampoo and combing.
Are the servers still fucked?
>>551387614Would unironically be the first Companion I buyTho having my son forced into a one time customization sucks
>>551387721yeahi cant even play fucking bloons because the account system is tied to the epic login and the servers for the epic login are down too
>>551387586sniff
>>551386958Oh. It'll be there. BUT remember.. You can only customize your pets ONCE! If you want the other options.. Gotta buy them again!
remember when epic was considered for best community support?
>>551387753i havent found a companion thats forced my hand yet, almost all of them are either meant for one specific skin or arent to my personal tastesi almost bought the pickle dog for an in-joke but the yellow shit right by the stem tail looks like a butthole so i skipped
>>551387498You think you do but you don't
>>551388195You have to imply the want for cock, solo before introducing one. OK lighting for daylight. Not a fan of the angle. Would prefer to be the one in action, not watching it.
>>551388501This, POV please.
servers are back up (for me, nobody else allowed in)
>>551387498Yes and specifically for Madara Uchiha.
Can anyone play right now?
wth, you still can't log in?! dammit
Hey men
Hey this is Abundy and I'd like to tell everyone I'm trans
>>551388783Also I want like 5 alts for all of his different power ups for the memes.
Game is back up for me
>>551389247I have sex with her on a daily basis BTW
Not sure if it's been said but log out of your Epic and log back in and the game will connect fine for whatever fucking reason
>Mr.Beast is getting into One Piece Prepare for him to be even more annoying than usual. One Piece does something to people
>>551389314yeah, worked for me on ny phone. thanks.
>>551389309I fuck onaholes (Japanese fleshlights) to POV human x RTL porn btw
>>551389353We're going to get a real Davy Back Fight but it'll be people legally changing families
>>551389767I'll choose to take Mr. Beast as my husband away from that girl
>>551388054Same as KicksI own several from Gifts and I think I only like maybe 3 pairs and even then they only work with a handful of skins I use
>>551389353>mythical neko neko no mi model: mr beast
>try playing blitz after the servers come up>keep getting baited by lobbies full of bots followed by the single real player in my landing spot (who also got a mythic shotgun 30 seconds in) waltzing out and collecting his free kill while im out of ammo>switch off to my fortwife (purradise meowscles) and get my daily win in the first gameill certainly take it, thanks babe
>>551389353>>551389767I'm gonna need a source on that chiefI'll fucking hot drop the anime entirely if real. That's genuinely disgusting to even consider
>>551389353>tfw I’m making generational wealth on my one piece cards going up in value and right when you thought the top was in a new catalyst appearsThank you Mr Beast
>>551387782which bloons anon
>>551390107
>>551389353Isn't it crazy that the only people who genuinely like Jimmy are literal children a singular gay dude on this general? How do you even become that unlikable as a human being. I didn't think he could be more hated than the saudi shit but here we are.
>>551390007id use kicks more often if there were more options for how they interacted with skins. theres no reason why some kicks remove shinguards/tuck in socks/put shoes over other shoes and others dont, just give every kick the option to switch between every style available so that i can give wolfie some fucking chucks without it looking awful>Giftsi feel like i know exactly why you spoilered that and im disgusted
>>551390152td6, was free a bit ago, figured id try it while the servers were downof course i picked the one third party game that fucking pisses itself over egs login servers being down
>>551386958
>>551390107Its sneed's fault
>>551390107He asked this and then iShowSpeed convinced them to try then he looked up "One Piece pfp" and made literally the first image his Xitter pfpHe's such a dork. One Piece is gonna make him annoying af
>>551390323First time i read someone here calling mr yeast by his name lol
>>551390323I don't get the hate on the guy desu.Yeah he's kinda dorky and his videos are loud and annoying but like he seems like a good dude
>>551390567hi zavala
>>551390567He awarded a third world contestant with a ton of money and that money completely fucked up that nation's local economy forever so that guy is now poor againLook up Mr Beast Inflation
>>551390567Not really, he's a sellout selling the nice guy persona, equally as bad as zuckerberg years ago
>>551390107>dropping PEAK because some e-celeb likes it tooYour loss, buddy
>>551390007epic doesn't seem like they even bother trying to make kicks fits skins a lot of the time. how the fuck does something like this even happen?
>>551390567I dunno dude taking money from the fucking Saudis is pretty indefensible, don't pretend to ignore it either. You and I both know Jimmy's completely amoral to his core.
>>551390323>>551390567its the squeaky clean persona hes attempted to cultivate, it seems non-genuine because it is and people are obviously distrustful of thatthe most human ive ever seen him act was in a donation stream before he started the rebrand where he was reading every word out of the dictionary and accentuated "faggot" when he got to it
>>551390440I don't hate the option being there but swapping the eyes looks cursed as fuck.
Maybe i'm crazy but this shit only worked on dataminers no? Why use the skin codename and not the real one>inb4 the surprise anonOther than Lisa none of them felt like a surprise
>>551390685His whole thing for his food brand "Feastables" is "ethical practices" and he's gone on to say he absolutely hates child labor and unfair labor practices they do in Nigland but then he signs some deal to open "Beastland" is fucking Saudi Arabia where they still have slavery and 2nd class citizenry He lost virtually all my respect with that
>>551390435That sucks anon I have it on steam, pretty chill game. Bought creeper world 4 but there seems to be a lot of waiting.
>>551365970felices fiestas, feliz navidad
>work Eve night>cash in on all Christmas bonus>dont have to actually deal with anyone this christmas Here comes the moneyy
>>551390915i think ive been accused of being this guy more often than ive seen anything related to him
>>551390836I'm not taking money from a royal family that funded 9/11. I thought Jimmy would've known better to get in bed with a bunch of people that employ slaves and genocide the nearby locals for a stupid metal wall in the desert but I suppose he's ultimately OK with dealing with terrorist sympathizers.
>>551390901yeah, its nice that they let you speed up the game as much as they do so theres very little downtime. only thing im not looking forward to is how certain heroes are nonviable on certain maps but i guess there are worse things
>someone actually asked him what his top 3 anime years ago was and he replied with OPfake as fuck just like the fag here who wants to fuck him for his money
>>551390684they have to make every kick functional with every skindoes not surprise me that there is inconsistency and a bit of ass amongst the thousands of skins and more than a few kick types
>>551391104Nothing wrong with wanting a 6'5 bottom white boi
>>551390968I have not posted here regularly since late 2024, I have barely any clue what goes on here nor do I spam blacked porn and a (formerly) fat mans anus. I have actual friends and family to spend time with. Merry Christmas vg, I hope they add a Nayuta backbling and/or pet to the game one day
Jimmy could've lived the Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome life but he had to be a friendless nerd
>>551391225This is a world of filth
>>551391225I don't really care, the point being is that Jimmy have no qualms in accepting money from countries with written and recorded human violations right at this moment and continue to violate them to this day. He is not a good person, just amoral at most. He can do as much charity as he wants with one hand but it'll never wash the blood from the other as he accepts money from people like the Saudis. At this point he'd probably build a theme park in North Korea if they gave him enough money and business opportunities.
>>551391307>i miss my little buddy
>>551386112Tim also ichthyophobic add it to the list.
>>551391414I remember he told a story once about not doing call in for birthdays or whatever and then some rich Saudi dude told him he'd pay him like many thousands of dollars to accept a call and wish his kid a Happy Birthday
>>551391104Zavala hated that
>>551391307this episode went crazy ngl
>their time to kill me = .5 seconds>my time to kill them = at least 3 minutesis this a ping issue or am i just that unlucky? I get fucking lasered while whenever I try to work a guy I have shit like bloom and recoil to worry about. Spectate cam just proves they're a shitter because they're staring at my drops like they're an indian looking at a woman
>fortnite servers
>>551391727For me shotgun headshots insta kill me but my shotgun headshots do 43 damage to them
>>551390567he's pure evil and a plant but he gets good press.He got outted for supporting a child groomer and rapist, and he notoriously cheats in his videos so only the chosen people get cash. The only joy I get from him is shooting his bum ass in Fortnite.
>>551392059>>551391639
>>551391891yeah that sounds about right
>>551391727some golden rules>stop ADSing when youre looking at one anotherif you have some free shots at range go ahead and ADS, but the moment they see you and start to shoot back, back off your sights and strafe/tapfire. you COULD get lucky with ADS and bloom, but its more likely that youll just make yourself an easier target to hit and if the other guy gets lucky with bloom you just die>go for ARs with fast bloom reset and hipfirekind of plays into point #1 but you want to have rifles that you can move with and still do damage without having to wait a year between shots or pray you get lucky. shit like the spire rifle and heavy assault are great because they hit like a truck and can pretty reliably dink players at range if you space out your shots, even when youre strafing/jumping. try and do the same with something like the normal AR or the hunting rifle and youre gonna be shooting the sun or your feet.>play in better spotsthe best aim in the world isnt gonna fix bad positioning. play around cover, dont run down people who have a better position than you, keep your good position if you have one (i.e. dont drop down to shotgun a dumbass if youre on a roof above them, just take your AR/smg, spray down for whatever chip damage you can get, and let them do something dumb to reach you or burn heals trying to stay alive.
>>551392059I've only ever seen one on the island
I still couldn't login
>>551391727play more like a rat if you're in ZB use cover and bushes more to your advantage. shotguns are getting overused this season because the AR's aren't very good
>>551392351>shotguns are getting overused this season because the AR's aren't very good
>finally able to log in>think it could be a good time to get some Blitz wins before everyone gets back online with a lot of bots in matches>first 3 matches get absolutely curbstomped without a single kill to show for it>4th match get a good squad and manage to get a fairly easy win>5th match get curbstomped again despite 3/4 same squad>6th match utterly demolished with only 1 kill for my entire squadAt that point I said fuck this shit and turned it off. Blitz used to be a lot of fun, I'd get numerous kills and win matches a good amount of the time. This season has been a sweat fest where I am taken out in half a second by people who don't miss a single shot from 150m away.
>>551390616He moved onto CourageJD apparently
>>551392458every death is by someone two shotting me with a shotgun
I hate every African, Middle East and South Asia country, including Israel 2, you know what I'm talking about
thinking of buying midnight helsie, how's her butt?
>>551392520
>>551392520Take a nap and realize you should waste your VB on a shit skin instead
Christmas sex with my harem
>>551392491Be glad it’s that and not getting blasted from 250 meters away by the deadeye
Do Random Loadouts not work? I tried the option and my skin in the lobby changed but in-game it kept using the same skin I had last equipped in my Locker
>>551376325Would it be pink, or maybe some shade of blue?
>>551392520>>551392582its no lexa butt, but its still nice and leaves quite a bit to the imagination, the skirt is short enough, you get to see it often running or jumping. she's also a kick friendly skin, various styles look good on her.
>>551392470>BR>started out casual then became a sweat nightmare>Reload gets added>started out casual then became a sweat nightmare>Blitz gets added>started out casual then became a sweat nightmareI'm tired, boss.Can't even fall back to team rumble because they axed it. STW is all I have left. Everything else is either amphetamine-fueled sweat hell or lego happy bouncy fun time safespace zone.
>can’t log again
>>551393078same
>>551392470>final 3>some retard Ichigo sped spots me and immediately starts blasting>die instantly>he runs up to my loot and freezes>Kim K floats down after rifting and obliterates himI managed to get a few games in just now and had the same experience. There must be some kind of crazy aim assist on the switch or something, there's no way some people can be as bad as they are and beam you like that. The sweats are just as embarrassing, servers were up for a good 20 minutes and its Christmas and they're playing like its a fucking cash cup
>>551392470Go spend time with your family or sleep, you dingus.You just got put up against the only no-lives, who happen to play this meh-tier game at this time.
i was playing, and then i got matchmaking errors. was able to reddem a gift this day tho.
>gonna miss cheeks cus epic cant run a serverpain
not really celebrating christmas til saturday to celebrate it with my niece properly after she gets back home from her shithead dad's, so hey, christmas day is basically vibes this year.
>>551392351>pinged down to 20hp after a 2 shot laserbeam from 150m away while sprinting strafing sliding and jumping>manage to safely rotate and get healed>random finds you and shotguns you to death in two hits>another random third parties himcan't even count how many times this exact scenario has happened to me
>>551393253It's amazon's servers being on fire again. A whole bunch of big services are getting fucked right now.
>>551393253>cheekswhat who
>>551393532The ugly hamster skin
>>551393532fat hamster in the box>>551393253you can miss 4 days and still get e verything anon. bs the presents dont stack
>>551393578>>551393595oh i totally forgot about it I just started checking the shop for skins with fat asses thought i missed something
>Vincent and Jules skin on the 30thGlad we're getting more Tarantino skins. Elle Driver and Django please, Pussy Wagon please...
>>551393865kys boomer
>>551393865they put flatfoot into shop on the first day of the season
>>551393936>kino repels zoomersEven more reasons to buy>>551394023BASED...
>>551376529Made for my face
>>551393119It's not just a tonight thing. Maybe tonight was a particularly bad case, but I am still struggling to get wins daily in a mode I never struggled in before this season.
how many years till epic give you the option to remove select accessories from your outfits, i.e. belts, straps, SKIRTS, sidearms, etc.?
>>551394330>implying they'll retroactively add more features for even 5 old skins short of exclusive gold skins in the next year at maximum
Tim about to beat my ass after I poured grinch juice all over the fortnite servers
>>551393397>pinged down to 20hp after a 2 shot laserbeam from 150m away while sprinting strafing sliding and jumpingThis is the shit that makes me lose my mind. It's one thing if I get beamed while being a stationary target, but I am constantly being eviscerated in a flash despite moving erratically.
merry christmas to all leelahfriends
>1 gift per day>gifts do not stack like previous yearsWho the fuck thought it was a good idea?
Spending Christmas using up the last of my ai coins to gen massive rouge the bat knockers
>>551392974This stupid shit is the reason Blitz has lost it's casual charm.
>>551394905they can't be THAT desperate for people to login everyday.and all the presents are from Hope for some reason
>>551392974Fortnite's downfall will be sourced back to TR getting deleted for no reason at all. It was a load bearing game mode.
>>551395151Winter is notoriously shit at his job
>>551392608>haremThose are all animals
>>551395151She's desperate for friends.
>>551395264I've only been playing since August, how was team rumble different from respawn? Wouldn't respawn just fill that role?
>>551395430TR had:No botsDifferent circles that move (This was even better before when circles could be at the edge of the map so you can big team fights on water which made it hectic or on POIs at the edge which are usually neglected)Can queue with 16 people NO BOTSRespawn would be less annoying if it was actually supported instead of epic picking 1 spot for the entire season and it wasn't like 4 humans and everyone else bots.
>>551395151She thinks buying affection works
not having anyone be able to log into your advertisement slop game must be a total nightmarepeople realizing they can do other things and will never come back
merry christmas bros /fng/ was tolerable most of the time i was here, and that's a net positive
>>551395264The downfall will be forcing people to play game modes and do shit they don't want to do to complete quests for cosmetics. The ranked rewards this season are the worst offender and show incredible hubris. Let people play the way they want to play, stop trying to force them to do everything.
secret winterfest update! when the game goes live the grinch will be in the item shop
>>551395578>NO BOTSYou say this like it's a good thing. I have fun when there are bots I can actually kill. It's not fun getting endlessly 2 shotted by sweats before I can even react.
>>551395087Trvke, they should've made blitz a ranked gamemode and have this as the reward and keep the freaks there
>>551395151i guess hope is doing the bruni method of aquiring friends
This is the future gooners want
I wanna like Chilly but his human hands ruin the skin for me. They should look like sticks picked up from the woods, not perfectly carved appendages.
>>551395880In a death match mode I kinda wanna fight real people. If someone is a sweat in there you can just overpower them with numbers.
wait what people think blitz is sweaty? bro u drop in, kill 5 bots, then kill 1-3 players.it's not that deep
>>551396206Not anymore
>>551396010kek
>>551396127In my experience the more real people in a shooter the less fun it is. Maybe it'd be a different story if it were an even playing field without any cheating, but as soon as you introduce PC into console lobbies it becomes an insufferable experience. PC should really be segregated into their own lobbies.
Parents found the 60s jazz club covers of Huntrx
>>551396558In rumble even if you're cracked and can kill 40 people you can still lose if your teammates are potatoes who feed the enemy kills faster than you can kill them. Its sorta funny
fortnite status?
>>551396920sex
>>551396920check your DMs
>>551396206its not that its sweaty, its getting out gunned by literal shitters and sweats who are unironically breaking walls pretending to be bots to bait people to engage them then slide jumping over you shotgun + smg you to death
might fuck around and make the next dune
>>551392974Did you try creative maps that aren't just "BOX FORT 1V1" or brainrot slop?
>>551395395Out of 10!!!
is the game back up?
>>551398403yuppers
>>551395395Your point being?
I have been gone awhile. Did Respawn Rumble die out? I remember it being mostly bots and the location never changed. I liked how it was basically just TDM.
>>551398723>die outIt was stillborn
>Like speed from the memes people made of him>his emote is literal dookie buns dogshit that has nothing to do with him>No shirtless style (he doesn't have one in like 95% of the clips he's in)>still less customization than fucking Kim K of all people>no emote of him backflipping onto a table>no style of him in a fortnite default>no emote of him raging or anything>no emote of him lighting fireworks in his room and going fucking ballistic aaaaaaand again, they add a botched ass collab that I would've bought if they weren't lazy as fuck as always.
>>551398723the only change it gets is a different zone and they're not constant with it, and loot pool i guess, unless the mode does good minute 1 it arrives epic is gonna drop it, and it's a shame because team rumble wasn't exactly popular but it had its playerbase, for sure it gathered better numbers than rocket racing
>fartnite down>put some Christmas music>glazed my onahole 3 times and countingmerry chrimbus /fng/
>>551398723it appears to be like 80% bots, with most of the human players being on one teamlocation is always the same static poi, sometimes they switch it up but they usually only do that when a new season starts (if at all)the lootpool is the same as br'sit's nice as a "turn your brain off and kill bots" gamemode but i definitely preferred regular team rumble
>>551399058>"hey we could do a TDM to compete with call of du-">NO!!! BOB ANALYTICS TOLD ME EXTRACTION SHOOTERS WILL FUCKING DOMINATE AND GABE IS GONNA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHE WHEN HE SEES MY HECCIN EPIC COUNTER STRIKE KNOCKOFF!!>*ballistic dies*>*doesn't make a TDM*>*kills BR from compfags and laziness*>*kills interest from excessive BP grind*
>>551399134King. And 3 times specifically? Same, what are the odds? Also which onahole? I got a meiki zxy
>>551399208It's like they're expecting the community to do all this stuff at high quality levels for them instead, but all the Red vs. Blue and Tycoon shit steals the thunder so everybody copies that, so Fortnite just sits on a shit-covered porcelain throne wondering why it smells bad. And because they keep fucking up and being unable to finish their promises, what features they hoped the community WOULD use for them (custom animations, first person, custom items/weapons) are woefully unfinished or still delayed and delayed and delayed.
Christmas is overTime to love some cute Fortmen
>>551399208>>551399176>>551399058how do they fuck up dm/tdm so bad? epic must not even have 1% of their former employees from the UT era
>>551393314this Christmas was pretty boring for me, idk, it's not really the same after my dad passed away 4 years ago, new years is the same, he use to say a little speech every year at midnight, now is just an awkward toast and a hug. I'm thinking skipping this new years eve and just play fortnite or watch YouTube videos while eating a big bag of chips with soda.
>>551399208>>551399520they're so disconnected they asked pros how to balance the game and that splashed out of competitive fortnite into regular fortnite, i've yet to understand why they'd reduce the spawn of cars in a map that seriously needs them even when in ranked they're disabled by default, epic is simply incompetent, but to be honest they're not the only ones, some devs just suck at balancing their games, epic just has the attention span of a 3 year old, so i don't blame them if they keep shilling steal the brainrot, indirectly it gives them a playercount and people that could buy stuff to look good while idling
>>551399425>"why aren't people making good stuff with creative???">have to give tax info to even publish anything>tools suck>documentation sucks>tutorials are from 5 years ago from random teenagers on youtube>still don't have custom weapons >profit just drives everyone to make the lowest effort maximum player count slop to farm money instead of actual passionate people>anything that has effort gets immediately drowned out by rvb tycoon slop>Epic literally fucking promotes tycoon low effort slop like Steal the Brainrotand the biggest thing imo>SEARCH STILL FUCKING SUCKS!!>no "sort by highest rated">no "sort by player count">no comments>just a giant pile of bullshit you're expected to wade through
>>551399508hot
>>551399696so... a game all about casuals who come for collabs are tossed into a "no fun allowed" shitfest because compfags want edit pump box fights until the heat death of the universe? They even wanted shocks gone because they're the one thing that disrupts edit pump box meta
>>551399282it's a cheap one from those chinese stores, I hate cleaning it btw
Gave zoomer chud relative vbucksTold his parents to wait for Kim K to leave the shop then give it to him They didnt know Kim K was in the shopNow they wonder what other horrible porn stars are on their kid's video gaems and are upset by itNet positive
>>551399851basically, and unless someone high speaks about it i don't see any changes soon, which is a shame because the map looks pretty but god does it feel barebones when you're traversing from one poi to another
>>551399425Creative is all engagement bait slop because of them paying creators so much money if they get a lot of players. No creative map at all is worth what epic pays.
>>551400089>giant map with a ton of roads to drive on>no carswhat was the play here exactly?
>>551400161i don't have the clip but it was wrecked and that bus shitting on clix's build, cars are disruptive, fast, secure and quite honestly the best defense someone could havethe counterplay? someone could hijack your car, shoot you, get their own car, but with the limit now 1 person has an advantage and can maintain their car if they play smart, or lose it right away because apparently they nerfed the HP for all but squads, i'm shocked the delorean is doing good, in gameplay you may use it once every 3 match unless you're dropping on the spots the gimmick one spawns or a whiplash
>>551399704>>"why aren't people making good stuff with creative???"i just want custom AI for the bots so they aren't all the exact same>>SEARCH STILL FUCKING SUCKS!!>>no "sort by highest rated">>no "sort by player count">>no comments>>just a giant pile of bullshit you're expected to wade throughdoes fortnite not have a 3rd party website that can sort all of this?
Jonesy I NEED cock!
>>551399851uhh yeah, did you see how build/streamer fags ruined the wrecked season. Cars were nerfed into uselessness THEN they unvaulted boogie bombs which made them even MORE fucking useless, then all the metallica music playing around the map got replaced with generic dogshit music because streamers started shitting themselves.
>>551400659>t.
first reply decides if i buy alpine lexa or lovely
>>551400657you're talking about a community so shitty they can't even keep up a solid wiki on fandom to keep track of everything. Epic doesn't even bother to give patch notes, either. You get 1 tweet from fucking leakers sandwiched between 17000 shop ads #sac #ad #sponsor
>>551400659Kingston....
>>551400785lovely, she reminds me of Astolfo's outfit
>>551400657>does fortnite not have a 3rd party website that can sort all of this?gg may do a lot of things, including keeping track of probably more shit automatically than the average person would care for, but even that can't strictly single out the Search for finding anything worthwhile besides at best by player counts - which, as Steal the Brainrot can tell you, is a useless metric for quality. This garbage basically relies on Epic being lazy cunts and not doing a proper system so they're automatically boosted up to the top to get more profit off of hapless, lazy folks.
>less than a fifth of the community, and only the top complainers at that sitting pretty on public status, decide what the game should be for the entire rest
>>551400938what the fuck does epic even get from this?>ruins search for creative slop>map makers put in the lowest possible effort with shady tactics to artificially inflate playtime>completely gunks up ecosystem with slop because the player count is high>pays them literal millions per year for high player count>creative gives Epic no money besides playtime >makes Fortnite look significantly more tacky and shitty because it looks like Roblox>????>profit
>>551400928your reasoning is rancid but i do kinda see it
>>551400938>>551400896ut99 had like 6-7 third party programs made by the community just to create custom server browsers that you could view outside the game with loads of search filters and the server browser in that game was already pretty great by default. the community also probably never reached 1/100th the size fortnite has gotten. i don't don't get how it can be this bad now
Even Roblox knows to mix SOME good games in with the deluge of toddler money magnet slop, Epic is just really fucking lazy or greedy.
>>551401130enjoy your skin! she's cute :0)i know I'm a faggot
>>551401350she's bald under there ... and possibly somewhere else ;0)
>>551401217>>551401154how do you have thousands of employees and billions of dollars and still make something fucking terrible? Obviously people aren't engaging when we're after 3 different 5 - 10 million player live events and after EVERY SINGLE ONE the following chapter was a boring fucking insufferable slog that no one liked
>>551401130>lovelyHow does she look from underneath?
I don't get it, wouldn't epic get more players if they stopped paying retards to shit out endless slop and instead paid people to make good games that would bring people in while keeping all the toddlers one one or two dogshit brainrot RvB modes?
>>551401532also need info on this! STAT
imagine he drops in the shop tomorrow with a little suzy sidekick
>>551401154Simple answer: they never expected Fortnite to take off like it did, and while they can pay advertising and marketing out the wazoo with the wealth, they have NO idea what they're actually doing on the technical side of shit that isn't relying on their Unreal Engine coders holding the stick for them. You go look at StW before the asset update and years of BR, that thing was a janky disaster that would've died on its own. You look at the early days of BR, it was blatantly pasted together with pre-existing assets and bordering on "default UE player pawn with three speeds". For all the strides they've made since the game went big, you'll still find oodles of that underlying shit in every other corner. And with the UI retards they've been hiring to mobile game-ify the shit out of the locker and menus, they clearly don't know who to bring in, either.And this isn't even scratching the spaghetti code where changing some random load-bearing object or weapon will cause like 20 things to break on a random day for no reason but ancient code or asset dependencies for.. no particularly good reason but shit being left there for several years to be used as a reference point without thinking of the consequences.
>>551401403I wonder if there's a chance her extremely autistic fandom can make Epic reconsider giving her a hatless style
>>551401532she looks... lovely..........
>>551401560not having 53,400 red vs blue maps and hundreds more made everyday seems like an obvious thing to address
>>551401591you have no idea what you're talking about but you're trying to act as if you are because you just finished your 1st year of programming
>>551401591remember when they straight up deleted EMPs from the game and had to put in Boogie Bombs to quell build-fag rage until they could bring them back
>>551401594was that actually real? i seen someone earlier post a video of her with hair but i thought it was just AI
>>551401560you see, 3 years ago the Epic Oligarchs thought they could get the Roblox playerbase by hard focusing user generated content. Then that failed because they didn't put in the steps necessary to bring people over from Roblox (thin client, able to run on shitty hardware, terrible ecosystem / search systems, limited tools).
>>551401694Do you know a single technical thing yourself or do you just make retorts to sound smart?
JUST GIVE ME A WAY TO FILTER THROUGH THE SLOP AND SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YET ANOTHER NETFLIX ITERATION
>>551401694BR was literally slapped together in 1 month from STW assets
>>551401863everytime they change the UI, it gets worse
>>551401591Playing STW in the modern day makes you realize it would've 1000% died on its own. It's a million "go to location and collect 15 random objects" copy pasted with no actual like campaign missions or anything. It would absolute be at 100 players maximum if they never made BR and any good modern feature in STW (like stamina, hurdling, mantling, etc) are as a result of them using it for BR and retroactively pasting it into STW. STW is still a janky mess and it's so fucking grindy that half the time I just let someone else do the mission for me so I can go through the main quest so hopefully I get like some good resource farms or something at some point because holy shit you get absolutely nothing in the earlygame and if you get queued with anyone else they'll build 100 zappers that let you AFK and you don't have to do shit.
>filter:1v1>filter:red>filter:blue>filter:box>filter:tycoonwhat else?
>>551402064brainrot
https://youtu.be/iA2GlnVOpA8?si=LnWxhPmAOe3Yhgdm
>>551401715You mean this one
>>551402064how do you filter?
>>551401772You're retarded.>>551401898Yep.
>>551402113>filter:^)
>>551402107yes is this officially getting added as a style or just a fan edit?>>551402154what are you smiling at wise guy? *takes your nose(You) >:[
i miss CTF so much
Is winter skye coming back?
>>551402296isn't she a battlepass skin?
>>551402317Not the winter variant no
>>551402398ahhh i always just assumed she was since all the other Skye's are fomo'd away, she's a cute skin for sure hope she comes back then. its been 360+ days
>>551399939You are missing out big time. And cleaning isn't meant to be a pain in the ass, I can clean mine in the shower in like 2 minutes and then I just stick a drying stick in it. >>>/jp/50464756
>>551402484i need video of you using it before i can make a final decision. can you link a catbox please. make some audible moans too. thanks
>>551402017Dont forget STW's initial method of getting heroes was a fucking gacha (llamas). You didnt know what was inside them so if you didnt pull the meta heroes then good luck. A guy in the old epic forums literally spent over 1000 dollars on llamas to see what the odds are for mythic heroes.
>>551402619I'm not doing that. I can post my collection if you want but that's it. There are videos online of guys doing that if you want to see it.
>>551402296Yes. She returns every Christmas. (Usually in January tho..)
>>551402227It's just a fan edit but if Lexa fans spam the fortnite account a lot it could happen like when they gave winter Evie a style without her glasses after enough people complained
>farming bots in blitz>sweat comes in out of nowhere playing like their village depends on it
>>551402484Can this be the backbling
What are the best maps for farming XP right now? I only have a couple days free from work.
>>551403239awoooguh
>>551403126>see faggot shooting bots in blitz (lol?)>kill him
qrd on 7 rings?
I would say merry christmas but I genuinely unironically hope every ranked sweat condomfaggot in unranked ZB dies alone and cold this winter :)
>>551403347The basic Christmas TycoonGet the dual smgs from the tower or ask someone to give you their gunsFire away at the blockEach bullet has some xp per shot
>>551403742what about ranked sweat condomfaggots in unranked builds?
>>551403785Yeah those too
>>551403239Sauce. Now.
>>551403665I got a big mystery to solve in my shorts
>>551403769what tower
>>551403742https://files.catbox.moe/es98ff.mp4
>>551403383ain't even mad ranjeet, your kim k combo was fire
>>551404060oh my
>>551404151Your towerThere should be a "claim land" button in the spawnShoot at a cube to gain xpYou can also open chat while shooting so it makes you shoot foreverHopefully you find a game where there isnt a cringe murdererUsually everyone is chill and stays in their own tower
its hard to put into words how pathetic it is to see this level of desperation to get fucking hellovaboss and hazbin gayhotel into this game imagine consuming this absolute lgbtq+ tumblr edgy gaysloppa >I-I just watch it because I wanna f-fuck the wolf girl!You're no better and I WILL lump you in with the rest of that loser crowd
>>551377705Remy, my favorite disney movie and one of my first comfort characters at age 4. they might have to scale Remy up because he'd be quite hard to notice since he's a small rat. I've already thought and wished of a collab skin which is Linguini and it has built-in reactivity where Remy is sitting on his head just like in the movie and depending on movement of the player Remy will tug the hair in the direction.
>>551404451I always had the funny idea of the guy wanting to fuck the big nose lady but she always says "put the rat on"
>>551377705Since I am never giving them money for this shit gimmick of a cosmetic I will just drone out the most blatant never happening out of spite for people who actually pay for this shit
>>551404527i saw something exactly like that on r34...
>>551404375Do the different blocks give different XP or is the first floor enough?
Forgot all the (man)children are playing rn what a terrible lobby experience, better wait it out until after these dogshit holidays
>>551404662First should be goodId say just get enough money to buy walls and the safety lasers Have someone give you the dual smgs theyre the fastest gun
>551404425
where is she
>>551404527
>>551404869at Big Shots
>>551404869cumstered and dumpstered
>>551404698you'd think Christmas morning and the servers being down for hours would mean the servers would be filled with shitters but its the total opposite, these fags were desperately refreshing until they got a game in
>>551404653>>551404975Its so funny remi doesn't get anything out of it
>>551405081Why would he?
i would let remi yank my hair and do what he wants with my body tbqh
>>551404698you mean sweats right?
>>551404869in my bed
>>551405185remi is a bottom
>>551404425Don't care. Too busy jacking off
>>551405230Sulk on the other hand...
>>551405185If the rat shot someone in cold blood with your body how would you defend yourself
i dont understand why teammates throw this hard for no reason especially since i just rezd two of them just moments ago
They're probably two toddlers who think reviving someone is "boring" because they spend all day sucking tiktoks into their brains.
thursday the 26th
>>551405709>anime skin crying because he's shit at the game
>>551405709so they purposely ignored you and didn't revive you. lol how did they lose a 2v1. people on this game are pretty toxic, I've had people refuse to reboot me or other teammates just because i/they died and trash talk, usually with their boyfriend. part of why i never talk to anyone, can't trust anything.
>>551405709This is why I never play with randoms
>>551405928I feel so bad for loona in this image
>>551377705None, because I think they're really expensive crapNow, since I have money left over from the gamepass thing, I'm interested in sponge bob, and if I had known before, I would have gotten it with spider pig
waiting for you to follow back on insta
>>551404425I can easily put into words that you must cope and seethe at their popularity
>>551406132She just like me fr
>>551406580>the pic she just posted on her story
Can some of you please let go of the w key especially when you leave half your team behind because you and the other sweat scoop up all the mobility items to go third party shots you heard 100 miles away when there is literally a group right on your ass.
I know we had a bug season but please epic..*cough*I need this.
I found a new fun way to play this game. They added slidekicking to Murder Mystery and I've been slidekicking every anime skin I see in that gamemode. The amount of seethe you can produce with this is insane.
>>551405709I don't care how bad of a teammate you may have been, I'd still go for the revive. This is extremely petty on their part, or they're just retards
Come on Tim, you already added pornstars, pedos, niggers and nazis to the game, you don't even have to pay rights.
>>551405709>>551406041seen some especially bad sportsmanship ever since they unbanned every banned user. What a surprise!
>>551406964I don't get
>>551407058What is thatGhost rider but fur
>>551407058That malo design goes hard as fuck.Also it would be easy for them to include her in fortnite lore due to zoomers and tiktok influencers
>>551390567watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5xf40KrK3Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHFvR0ArXPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwB3FmbcC88&t=265she just wants to take advantage of his viewers and exploit children in the worst possible ways
what do I do its christmas but i want to goon to fortnite
Merry Christmas
>>551407058
>tap a player once with an AR to see what happens>they immediately decide they must expend every wall / every shockwave they can muster to escape as far away as humanly possible because they must be the first to shoot always or else it's a dead fight>get in close with someone that doesn't expend their shit or already has>instantly sprint-jump-sliding everywhere like a crack addict and then trying to shoot with a shotgun or spray and pray with whatever automatic they have like clockwork>only exceptions are folks carrying mythics who want to gimmick all over youIt's actually getting boring seeing the same shit every time.
>>551407260>anal slut
>>551407203
>>551407380lesbian furry domestic violence XD
>>551407270swag
>>551407252Join a party club map and watch the lonely gooners get freaky
>>551407501
>>551407675guh which one are you?
time for some healthy yuri
Why did epic take the 7 rings emote from us
Sorry pal, I only can support fictional lesbian relationship (the other conditions is that both of them are after my dick too)
explorer luna
>>551407848it was too sex
ella slurp
>>551407953
>>551408002smella burp
fuckin' 'ate SLIGGERS
destroyer poona the moon is flat
my trigger broke :(
>>551408442better buy another controller fast while they're on Christmas sale
this is what we do to sliggers
>>551408442Sorry gotta wait til next Christmas for one
>>551407241>DogpackHe was exposed as a liar
>>551407968Remember what was stolen
this general is pretty nice when the mutts are asleep
>>551408846
swift skin when?
>>551408497>>551408663I feel like I'm being blackmail to use keyboard and mouseThe controller I had for 4 months now it has aim drift and the trigger is halfway gone but I can't tell if its a bug or notPaid 50 buckeroos for the xbone fortnite one
Happy Christmas you lot, don't forget to torture your gifts in a few days
>>551408846im still here, im just making cookies
>>551408985>didnt calibrate dead zones
>>551409059sexsie
hel
>>551408815proof?
>>551409294bigger lips
We had zero build BR before anything came https://youtu.be/B535-YbsljA?si=Knddz6JniMNHzJMk plus over 200 players on map MEMORIES!!!
>>551409553retard
what is /fng/ reading right now?I've been reading Stephen King's Misery
>>551409553SAMP and MTA were a lot of fun online
>>551409691I'm not a retard, but I think you might be retarded.>>551409817Hell to the fuck yeah!
>>551409770I actually started reading my local newspaper this year A lot of fucking people die here
>>551409770read? i haven't read a book since highschool. the last movie i watched though was Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
>>551409770hmm i finished reading stephen kings eyes of the dragon, months ago. thought it would be about spooky dragons but theres only one and it just ends up becoming a setpiece for some royal drama.
>>551410037i read mine for the crossword and sudokupretty dry stuff
>>551410457I go straight to obituaries and comics Wild ride
>>551409770dracula
>pics that made you double check
>>551409370Ended up being an obsessed fan who was hires but quickly fired from MrBeast's company for his horrible ideas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JFzvL693lY
>>551411048>work for a guy thats a billionaire at 30 or whatever>>"wtf I can't believe he isn't a nice humble down to earth guy"are people fr this retarded
They need to add that hot slut with fat tits from the live action Grinch movie
>>551411048dogpack got exposed dosent mean that mrbeast is off the hookalso the honey thing
Merry Christmas Day, /fng/
>>551411235He was in his early 20's at the time and obviously a lot of people were fed the image that MrBeast is the "the nice guy" who gave away a ton of money and ran charity projects.People want to believe the Uber rich can be down to Earth normal people but the reality is excessive wealth DOES corrupt a person in many ways. MrBeast himself is a shell of what he once was because now he's gone full corpo signing deals with the Saudis and now trying to start a banking institution and a telecommunications company. This One Piece thing he's doing is obviously and attempt to make himself appears like an ordinary Joe but we all know he isn't
>>551411865im in my early 20s and if I met mr beast I would be scared he would try to sell my organs or some shitdont be a retard
>>551411941I meant MrBeast was in his early 20s
>>551411941Nta but to be fair most people were fooled by Mr beast because he didnt always torture people for clicksHe just gave shit away and planted trees
>>551377705Amy Rose
>>551411806Sex
>>551411784Well you can't really blame people who were sponsored by Honey for that scam because they were the incest victimized by it
>>551376325Can she rotate already. I wanted to get her later after release.
i remember when he was just some faggot saying " gay buttsex" 100,000 times, the start of lazy slop content but for me it's the soulless dead eyes, he's definitely sacrificed and ate babies.
>>551411784yes it means he's off the hook
>>551412283He devoid of charisma. An extremely awkward person. I feel like being in a room alone with him would be painfully awkward with him trying to force a friendly conversation
These content creators ain't got the juiceEntered the game when likes = $Don't got the soul like RLM or Nostalgia Critic
>>551412283>>551412467you'd still get his shit on your dick though, wouldn't you beastfag?
>>551412597When people realized YouTube was a chance to escape the real world and a real job things went downhill. It hit the point of no-return when people were becoming millionaires off itI said it before and I'll say it again. YouTubers should not be able to get advertising sponsorship. The advertisers changed the incentive structure of YouTubing
>>551412207>>551412397issues with honey has been going on since 2024, so it's unlikely that mrbeast didn't know about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAx_RtMKPm8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc4yL3YTwWk
>>551405960Even if he's shit, he still can be a canon fodder allowing team mates to land shots
>>551412636Beastfag wants to get fucked by MrBeast, not the other way around
We should lock up Mr Beast with BeastfagLike putting a rat in a snake cage
>>551411048I've seen you rabidly defend this sociopath everytime because you want to fuck him, this is not even the only guy who's come foward about mr beast. More than that, you didn't even watch the video or read anything aobut it because it also shows mr mark of the beast is an evil POS just like the dude he fired. He will never fuck you, you will never get paid for this, so choking on a corpo shill's flacid STD ridden dick does nothing but debase you and mildly bother us. Sincerely, get a life.
>>551413023Hey fag-obsessed retard, did I say I thought MrBeast was a great person? Or did I just say the guy who made the accusations wasn't credible??
i got major collabslop fatigue, there's literally a new collab in the shop everyday, it's just too much to keep up with and the season being shit right now and the horrible changes they've been making to the game doesn't make it any better
>>551413270I have noticed that too. Ive chocked it up to end of year holidays but the game has been going on non-stop collabs for years. I'm worried they can't even stop because focusing on originals will probably push away some players.The originals Festival season was hated by everyone for example
Merry Christmas /fng/
>>551413389Trannies btfo
>>551413389winter skye in trailer why. dont they rerun sgt evergreen? is that a snowman sidekick?
>>551413389skye practicing her head game
>>551413525that's the snow day emote
>>551413389Making this is someone's job fuck my chud life
>>551389353Its a coordinated shill campaign. 100% paid by Netflix to drum up interest in that shitty live action remake
SEWEYYYYYYYYY
>>551415247live action onepiece is actually decent, it's like kamenrider production and true to the manga. I wouldn't rec the anime until they fix it, but I also woudln't rec anything other than the manga. We still won't ever get it in fortnite because of Nami's tits.
Goku clears mid Luffy
I'm far too old for irl streamers but IShowSpeed is genuinely very endearing to me. he seems like a genuine and nice boy in a space that's mostly full of two faced horrible people
>>551415610he screamed in a babies face and made him cry, how nice right?
Now that they're doing random movies, when the FUCK are we getting an MIB collab? Especially given all the cool shit from it (MIB car glider, Jay and Kay skins, memory neurolizer, Frank or Worm Guy sidekick, jamtracks)Even if they don't use Jay or Kay Epic could have OCs wearing MIB suits.
>>551415514The actors are just horrendous. All of them are overacting to an extreme degree. Every scene feels so forced and awkward. The guy playing Luffy is completely incapable of coming off an angryAnd the set designs are extremely uninteresting
>>551415887>random movies Its another Tarantino film
>>551415972Still MIB is a profilic enough.
>>551413389pingwin mentioned
>>551415247Kai isn't literate enough to say anything remotely close to that and >HasanSo you can tell these are definitely paid shilling
>>551416067We're already getting matching suit guysMiB would work for summer
I didn't get any christmas money, how am I meant to buy vbucks now
>>551417450Check youre dms
Trying to think what possible cel-shaded skin fits best with Spongebob and my mind keeps coming back to Garou from OPM. If ebin wasn't so low effort now they'd make a reactive Garou skin that progresses into demon form with kills.
>>551392059>only the chosen people get cashwording, anon...
>>551417450you know this is a 18+ site
>>551415497DARRENNUH!
>>551408002
>>551417450bruni?
>>551417692don't forget the built in slide emote
forgot i had the mic on, yelling at my team, now i feel bad.
>>551418898>He needs to reply to himself after all this timeSad
>>551418898nice cheeks ,what emote is that? but she'd look better with a bag over her head
>>551419312Whiplash
>>551414606why you being envious of a 50k a year job, are you 18?
>>551419572absolutely based tranny shitting on leakiggers
whats wrong with leaknogglets ?
>>551387498ggguhhhhhhhhh
>>551419572surprise surprise leakers were being performative fags and don't actually mean what they say shocker
>>551415887we droppin slappy>>551412597nostalgia critic skin when
i wonder what the mystery game isthe christmas games are always the biggest of the selection.......
>>551420694Baldur's Gate 3
>>551420694Disco Elysium
>>551420694giantess simulator
>>551420979it better fucking not be, i just bought it on steam and past refund time
>>551421356never ever
>>551421356canceled
Lexa's anus kissing my bulging nutsack as she grinds ontop of me
>>551421761replace nutsack with my tongue and we got a deal
Walking up to Helsie while she works the tea shop on Christmas Day and I hit her with the "Damn they got you working Christmas?" With a big shitty smile
>>551422052Cute
>>551395887The only problem is those freaks would have to fight other freaks and that wouldn't look good for their twitch channel, so they'd just go back to normal blitz and complain about any fun shit
>>551415497this should have been the emote
Can you still buy the Kim backbling and then refund it after buying the skin?
>>551420694>>551420986
>>551377705Not sure if it would be possibleBut i want Anya or Bond Forger from Onions x Family as companions
>>551423043literally no fortnite kid gives a fuck about liberal commie text simulator should have been red dead 2
and to all a merry christmas!!!!
>>551423250that leak set extreme expectations but giving a game that fucked the original developers and keeps getting sold for 4 bucks is a choice
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!And my dad... Just sat there on the couch watching
>spawn in>my duo is a giga poorfag using an indian default using ch6s3 free cosmetics>the duo right in front of me is a double piss patroller with matching cosmetics>leaves and queues again
Still rolling with this for the past yearNever changing from Mina with Dekus pickaxe
learning builds here. Am I supposed to have turbo building on?
>>551424452if youre using simple build its always enabled, if not youre supposed to have it on yes
why does she not have a belly button?surely belly buttons are child friendly and not seen as sexy, right?
>>551425207fortnite modelers are lazy retards
>>551425207ohthe misery
>>551425207Test tube babyMany such cases
Fortnite has Quake/UT DNA and building turns it half into an RTS. Fornite is probably the deepest shooter out right now, even deeper than CSGO and Quake Champions
>>551425819everyone knows this
>>551425819nobody knows this
he's a powerful shinigami
Blitz has the most sweatiest people
>>551426319why should they not try to win?
>>551425819A good amount of people know this
>>551426435so I can win
>>551426435I land and it's immediate complete fuckery
Never mind i won with mina and using Zangetsu
>>551427165put that mf mask back on
When others win = wehhh me no likeWhen I win = yesss this is so based
man, freebies suck this year, maybe if it was regular dummy and not wastelander dummy
>>551427517>people running away for their own safety NOOOOO FUCKING ROONERS!!!>people want to kill you on sightAAAAA SWEATS!!!!!
Kek
>>551425939Lmao
>>551427607>can reskin literally anything for any purpose>chose the shittiest skins for the dumbest purposesif you're gonna reskin dummy for a christmas gift why not make him a toy soldier or a nutcracker or something? if you're gonna reskin something to be ice why not like, I dunno, a frozen solid rippley?
How have kicks been in the game for over a year and we still don’t have Timbs?
>>551427920they're scared of rereleasing BP skins and i don't get why, people already have the originals what's 1 more cope that maybe doesn't even look the same if they're that scared of being similar, peely avoided it tho with frozen peelytoy soldier dummy sounds kino, it just feels like winterfest focused on shop/collab skins and left the cabin as an afterthought
>>551427165Cope never ever, i regret missing her
>>551428673I hate that popular characters like her are behind BPI have her but I feel for you guys
Merry Chrimuh /fng/. From Lego Carletta
>>551428987Imagine how I feel. I unlocked gwen but didn't get far enough for the maskless variant.
>>551428673wait until Spider-Verse 3
>>551428673suprised they never did a more classic comic gwen stacy. we got fucking two mary janes you'd think they would throw in another one of her
sounds like a you problem
>>551429556Made for Ichigo Cock
>>551429776Gotchu
>>551429776>blasts you with the arc lightning gun, consistently sapping your health so fast there is no time to reactmogged
>>551430101>Rifted before any of that could happen>Run back and getsuga jujisho your assrekt
>>551408615this but lexahelsietrannies aka (you)
I CANT STOP JACKING OFF IT FEELS SO GOOD! fortnite.
Tim reposting leaker posts is funny
>>551430570why wouldn't he retweet his own marketers?
>>551430570Not claiming that shit, I'm not a cuck
>>551386437>>551386973what ai?
excited to get my first sidekick tomorrow
why do people think leakers shouldn’t leak?
>>551431502its mostly other fag leakers that get mad they didn't get the info first
>>551431502leaking an e-celeb skin that is getting announced by themselves and is also releasing the same day is hardly comparable to actually leaking an upcoming battle pass, if anything they should stop tiptoeing around the fact they know what's coming and drop it with no hints or riddles
jeetastic thread
>>551431786I like that they've started showing weekly item drops in advance.
>>551431890>item drops*slop drops there i fixed for you.
>>551432009I'm with you. This week I only want one thing.
>>551430562ikr? it feels sooo gooood~~~~hellaverse in fortnite when?
>>551432110let me guess... slop fiction?
>>551432207No... i want lootie
>>551431890same, i seriously can't recognize all of them leakers aside of the obvious shiitna/hypex and firemonkey but this jorgemost guy seem to at least drop what he gets rather than keeping it a secret, i think he was the one who dropped the list with stuff like kpop, crash, and apparently pulp fiction and so far some things have been correct, can something fall? sure, but this is not like what happened with teto or demon slayer or even yakuza where the faggot shiina was sure it was gonna happenthe item shop is good but, and i know i'm not the target audience, putting stuff like the axe of champions or the bundled up pack just feels plain worthless, like wasting a slot that could go for a new item or at least a collab, but again i'm not the one buying it, and if ranked showed me something, people LOVE competitive items
Tempted to buy ishowspeed's emote since the colors suit kimiko, but it looks kinda stupid.
>>551431336we really do need more proper llama rep in skins desu
>>551433025>actual llama girlunacceptable, give her a human head with a retarded oversized mascot head immediately.
>>551433560You're not thinking gay enoughTurn the skin into a girly femboy
>>551433707>making the skin a twink is enough to save it from being changed from a weird monstermight want to rethink that
I was going to say nothing would get be to buy a sidekick, but these might.>>551378053>>551379393
>>551433878Nah, it's a FURRY twink so that distinction will save it by way of making the design team actually give a damn
>>551434354 https://youtube.com/shorts/qiYW9RsBMM4?si=M7BQLbIkvf6qkQXh
Lucy Skin with a Zip down option would go brazy
>>551434838No it wouldn't get this bug eyed inbred creature out of my sightImagine unironically watching literal goyslop
the animations for the dummy skins are elite, i am playing so much better since i got my first dummy skin with the glacier dummy
i love this loot pool variety, feels like ch6 again!
>>551434838laugh at fagout fans
>>551433025epic will give you 500 more llana lanes before they do an anthro llama girl skin and you will like it
>>551434838>california season>vegas is a fucking location>could add anything from the west coast fallout games and it would fit as naturalyl as a glove>BUGEYED SHOW GIRLyaaaaay.
>>551435082he say as the wicked witch is about to get a skin
>>551435656kekarooshould have gatekept
>>551435656glad I got that before they chopped it, fucking retards.
>>551432184All I want for christmas is loona in fortnite
>>551435719The fucking who?From Wicked?The nig ghoul looking bitch? No way
>>551435656I still see it on xbox.com. What's the deal?
>>551435719>could have gotten prime green hag pussy>getting the black anorexic cunt insteadfortnite continuing to fall below expectations I didn't even know I had
>>551436231>>551436231>>551436231
>>551435195>he realized the power of wearing a cluh ean skin
I'm learning builds and my Use is now Mouse wheel up and I just realized I can't hold to replace current item anymore
>>551377257Been fuckin dying for her.... Only time will tell, but it seems like its over.
