Merry chrysler

if a femanon posts their forehead here I will pretend they are my sister and kiss the screen

standing offer.

Too sad

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>solo the end boss man
>okay well how bad could the darkest dungeon mode be
>dog trio is throwing the kind of endgame "dodge the very first frame and the lingering hitbox 10 frames later and the entire map" fromsoft shit tantrums with awful tells people meme about, and you can't see anything with the game's 45 fov
Honestly I just rolled my eyes and stopped paying attention. I think I got him to like 1/3.

>>551465352
shut up nezuk you're brown

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>bear jumps at you
>Immediately despawns
>Dragon jumps at you
>Immediately despawns
Well.... Better than having them leap up on cliffs I guess?

>"Balancers"
>they aren't balanced at all
Stupid fucking chinks I can't believe I'm spending Christmas playing fucking garbage happy fucking holidays

>>551465665
>3 spears
>1 mace
>3 halberds
they are literally balanced like a scale.

Can someone instruct me on all the zombie dragons breath attacks? Can you roll them? I die too much when I could be shredding him with a sacred order weapon

>>551465356
Against 3 dogs you can just run away until they fuse together again, regular dogs have a timer for it.

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>get to DoN +2 without much trouble
>SURPRISE everyone suddenly becomes shit at the game
>nearly every player seems fucking lost even if I spam pings (they still randomly follow the most retarded risky calls at random)
>1 death = instant ragequit
>not following them to suicide into invasion area at lv2 = instant ragequit
>angel event = instant ragequit
>lost undertaker trying to do her quest in the crystal hollow before breaking open the crystal
>people get double killed by a fucking crucible knight while I solo the hippo by myself
Are randoms just this unbearably fucking shit in DoN 2+?? I'm not great but I can at least do basic paths around the map...

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>>551465784
>>>>>>>1 mace

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>>551466164

>>551466242
based dawn enjoyer

>>551465816
The zombie dragon from the DLC? iirc it has the same moveset as a regular dragon, except for a point-blank AOE that you should run away from.

>>551466319
Yes the one outside zamor ruins in NR. It has some weird attacks

>>551466160
Depth 2 is really easy anon just carry

>>551465816
It does one big AOE from its chest around half HP that you need to run from, the stomp/breath AOEs can be rolled.

Reminder
>Zamor church - grace in basement and at dragon
>Inquisitor church - grace inside and in basement
In general the zamor fags are just way more trouble than theyre worth. Too many imp statues and skeletons.

>>551466160
D2 is the baseline, you can't derank back down to 1 so everyone in D2 are absolutely garbage.
t. found out when I deranked for dlc

HAHA FUCK YOU IN ALL YOUR FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK

person DC's at the start of the run
other person also DC's
try to solo things, goes well enough since I can at least stagger everything ez
fighting boss, about to get stagger

PERSON WHO DC'D AT START OF RUN REJOINS AT THIS MOMENT, WOOPS BOSS SCALING IS NOW AT 2 PERSON INSTEAD OF 1

Don't get expected stagger, eat boosted hit, get downed, clown who DC'd at start immediately dies as well

>>551466797
the scaling is dynamic?

>>551466915
At certain points of the day.

>>551467010
huh?

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>items conference effects
>flasks heal allies
>increased stamina recovery for nearby allies
>slowly restore nearby ally hp at low hp
>discover seals for healing spells and buff
Yep, it's healsissy time.

>>551467096
If you are in a mulitplayer game and you get dropped down to 1 player you have to wait for a phase change in the day schedule to leave without the multiplayer penalty. The game's updating for player count is segmented by the phase.

>>551467248
He's basically sending drugs across the border to the allies that need the boosts

That was weird, it looked like adel had been tornado cancelled and he did an attack after the tantrum but just decided to tornado anyway?

>>551467248
stop using crabs i need the beef jerky buffs

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Ironeye is comfymaxpilled

>>551467248
Having a healer Scholar is nice untell you and the other attacker go down and the Scholar just panics and gets oneshot.

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I still haven't even got to SEE balancers, this expansion is pretty rough :(

I'm trying to be fast and not deadweight, but its really hard when I cant tell where anything is or what my priority, I'm used to being a metasheep that just PLAP PLAP PLAPd gaols but that's dead now

>>551465409
how do you always know if its a nezuk or madison post fag

>>551468036
>you and the other attacker go down
Scholar healer makes sure this never happens. That huge parry you saw was me standing behind you checking your ass out.

>>551464069
Pot scholar is insane dps for nightlords though

We all agree scholar is bad right?

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>>551468196
Guy is so based. Love having a scholar on my team almost as much as an ironeye. Both make for very comfy runs.

>>551468119
What do you mean you havent got to see balancers yet

>>551468465
Just started playing the expansion yesterday, runs going pretty bad but I cant' exactly blame my team mates when I myself have no idea where to go yet

Friendly threadly reminder to unblock trish please!

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Shoutouts to this particular genius for completely missing both me and the other player with their ult during the last quarter of ED Balancers
That was basically a guaranteed victory if he hadn't done that

I'm so tired of this fight, man. Feels like something different goes wrong every single time I try it

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geegee

>>551468682
We already know it's extremist

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>>551468682
He can't pick you up every time.

>>551468687
As it turns out trying to stagger Fulghor out of his cast with the flowing sword was not very effective, GG

>>551468687
GG.
Once again, balancer event drops me into the worst fucking POI possible.

>>551468682
>Purple shield and 5 blue weapons
Negative DPS character

>>551468561
The new map is cancer, just activate a different shifting earth instead

>>551468649
what's crazy is that trish actually looks like this IRL

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>>551468682
how many times do I have to people JUST FUCKING ALT F4 IF YOU SEE A SHARTDIAN ON CLASS SELECT GODDAMN

>>551469000
>Long hair
She canonically has a short bob

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>>551468957
On god

>>551469262
darkness skin shows her hair bruv.

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>>551468682
you can never trust a birdjeet, they're professional game throwers

and they're fucking homos too: >>551468814

>>551469248
Guardian has the 4th highest dex and str in the game

>>551468682
>triggered him on Christmas
kinda mean kinda based.

>>551469362
She canonically has a cute short bob because it's cute
Darkness is noncanon

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>>551469440
Idk what your issue is mate

>>551469517
Very good odds its him triggering himself which is megabased

>>551469517
>>551469719
Shitposting and samefagging on christmas is crazy don't you have family to spend time with

>>551468682
>crucible shield and starter shield
Why?

>>551469863
Me and my brother are on 4chan rn since its Christmas and his family are in town.

>>551469863
You can sit on 4chan with your family

Stop seething about the christmas turkey and get in the queue

OKAY I'M GOING BACK IN I WILL BEAT BALANCERS TONIGHT I FEEL IT

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>>551469901
...Is that attack unblockable? The heck?

>>551470028
you don't even have a family

>>551470248
The guys on the pass are intentionally bad with bird to fuck with the lolcow.

>>551470248
He ran out of stammy while poking

>>551469901
>lv10
>both 3 bar when caligo has 2/3 of her health
What is this lel.

>>551470342
People would lose 45 minute games playing guardian on purpose?

>>551470342
Dude go do something better with your time instead of shitposting here it's christmas ffs

>>551470450
People do funny things to trigger our lolcow. I made an entire OC cooking the bird as a turkey for Thanksgiving to trigger him and he mentioned it a few posts ago.

>>551470467
Busy posting on 4chan with my brother sorry.

>only one pinging
>teammates are clearly discord sissies in comms; don't ping anything themselves, always going off together doing their own thing
>take forever to get to the next objective
>ignore me when downed
Yeah I ALT+F4

So many people alt f4 now, how are you ever gonna beat a boss you haven't beaten before?

D4?

Anyone here wanna do an ED Balancers run or two? Trying to do it with randoms sure is an experience.

>>551468561
do you want help with reg and ed balancer ?

>>551469926
Guardian's starter shield is literally the best shield at +2.

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I'm spending my christmas eating ferrero rochers while watching a terrible anime

>>551471206
I will

>>551471305
merry christmas anon

how many have you eaten so far

>>551469587
Nothing canon about it
>>551469863
Same for you

>>551471420
Grand, I’m queuing under erg right now
Waiting for a third, unless you just want a duo run

>>551414927
Of course it's a cope. Ishizaki already said that their primary concern now is smoothing out the dlc, and that there are no plans for updates at this time. They're being subsumed into the Duskbloods team.

>>551471278
You'd probably have to carry quite hard, I'm still not used to the map, but I can faithfully follow pings

>>551471305
I don’t know what the fuck a Ferrari Roach is but what anime are you watching

>>551471292
No fingerprint, crucible and erdtree are above 80,
even icon, golden great, haligtree and eclipse with a smith 2 outscale it where are you getting this information from

>>551464881
No one taking up this gentleman’s offer? Shame
>>551471737
Don’t bother with tards like that this is going to be another Sekiro situation where they can’t comprehend that From just drops things sometimes and will be coping about it half a decade later

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>>551471710
>>551471738
both of this is you right, somebody will come dont worry
>>551471761
yeah you do (or now you know?)

gg dragon

>>551471941
I'm the second one so I'll let that other guy get carried while I still try to understand the map better

>>551468957
Nope he’s an underaged boy
>>551466797
True
>>551467390
Wrong

>>551467789
Your image is peak cozy, not ironsissy

>>551472013
okay q regular quick then

>>551471941
Nah, different people. I’m only queuing for ED.

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Gentlemen of the Great Hollow, let's settle this: towers, or castles by night 2?

>>551472106
if you'll wait for this normal Ill come thru with ed afterwards in half an hour or so does this work for you

>>551472131
Whichever works best for you you'll walk away level 15 regardless.

>>551471445
Uh the box is half empty so like 8
>>551471761
I'm watching record of ragnarok
The animation really sucks and so do most of the characters but their designs are cool and I really like the announcer guy

>>551472131
castles. no reason to tower except the murk.

>>551470567
>>551471508
Loser

>>551472478
Its fine if you don't like spending time with your family, I do though.

>>551472478
Don’t be so hard on yourself

>>551472478
we all are here

>>551472542
I know who you are, stop shitposting

>>551463430
> There was no need for coins in their culture.
Money doesn't stop existing just because you're immortal.
Funny how wylder uses iron coins. Nobody ever uses iron coins. It's always copper, silver, gold, tin and nickel.

>>551472812
You sound like a schizophrenic.

>>551471775
You don't even need a shield on guardian, you can two hand a weapon and use it to block and for guard counters because with his steel guard it works fine

>>551472852
they're probably worth their weight in gold to some settlements

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not sure if i should bother with this or just stick to double balancer for now

>>551473196
why no gaols?

>>551473196
lol

>>551473196
>xhe fell for the fire ult meme
oh no no no

>>551473271
fuck gaols

>>551473318
i hope you never play wylder

>>551473557
he's my 2nd most played character, you don't know how to make builds. pipe the fuck down

>>551473991
Queue depth 5 right now or shut the fuck up.

>>551473991
fire ult is non negotiable. save me the cope about no one ever dying.

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fire on ult is literally free damage on top of the free crit you get after the charged bang, why the hell is it getting trash talked

>>551474347
its good but i pretty much only use it w/ the earring

>>551474347
Its a part 2 humiliation ritual of something that happened earlier.

>>551474347
it's also damage on the uncharged ult giving you more options.

>>551474130
maybe later
>>551474151
spoken like a true shitter, incredible

You can't even use shields in d5 and you have to spam the dodge button until your thumb hurts. Bad game design

>>551474562
>no argument
concession accepted

>>551474657
>You can't even use shields in d5
You can't, obviously. Others probably don't have any issue with it.

>Leaving a bad starting DoN loses you points
>Staying doesn't guarantee a win
Fuck

>>551474816
winning is +200, losing is -400...

>>551474415
i would use earring if i had a good invader yellow but for both buffs + invader + jo crystal i gotta run this

>>551474919
Invader meta is pretty dead now. If you are running with all spellcasters that need to get the invader buff to keep up you are probably in a losing lobby already.

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Are the servers still causing people to DC?

>>551466319
It's a different moveset.

>>551475013
if i'm doing successive then invader is still meta since you can't do both buffs + balancer + successive on wylder

>>551474816
still lose points when leaving, even after everyone else has left....
it's cock and ball torture mode

>>551475401
Invaders hasn't been meta for a few weeks now. Why slave for that 20% bonus when you can get 40% for free?

>>551475013
Invader meta is never gonna be dead because invaders are still the best source of Full Hp Negation items.

>>551475489
anon read the post again, you have to choose between successive and balancer on wylder, if it's the former then you might as well run invader.

>>551475401
wyldjew issue

>>551475489
Based comfy player

>>551472975
>with his steel guard it works fine
How about you go ahead and try that before saying anything, retard.

>>551472852
Pretty much. The world of ER is very clearly not a post scarcity society so they have to have some monetary system of sorts. What that is, who knows. (Like with so much about these games).

>>551475878
Its runes. The blacksmith takes runes for his services.

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>>551472013
Good job regular balancers

Wow MASSIVE thank you to the guardian/wylder, I didnt even know there was a third phase and panicked

Also hadn't seen the hail and I got insanely disoriented, big thanks again

>>551469440
>professional game throwers
t. 3 bars

>>551475127
are you still alone on Christmas?

GGs lads

>>551472220
I joined you guys on the regular run as well (and completely fucked myself up by getting glintblades, realizing too late that they'd fuck up my parry attempts)
I can go for ED now, if you're still game

>>551476045
Yeah whoever wants ed bala now come thru

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gg bugs

>>551475992
np q ed balancer now if you need it

Took these guys 1 hour to beat balancers must have been a struggle. Hope you guys win the ED one too.

>>551471941
Oooohhh yeah I forgot they were called that god what a silly name
>>551472335
>RoTR
Yeah that one is much more suitable as a ‘turn your brain off dumb fun’ show. The author very much seems to just do whatever he thinks it’s cool. It has some neat moments though and I enjoy the basic plot and fights enough. Only made it to the Herc fight before I got distracted but the opening and ending were pretty catchy.

>>551476316
Why are you doing that thing on Christmas ?

>>551476297
Feel free to join us, you’ll probably be fine, bwo

>>551476449
Why am I hoping anon beats the ED fight too? Because its Christmas ya dingus. Bro needs those balancer relics and anons are here to help on a holiday, its great.
Why are you upset over it?

>>551476016
I'm always alone, and I just queue with randoms since I'm not pro enough to play with erg. It seems like the servers are stable now since I'm seeing a lot of GG posts here. Is that right?

>>551476467
Jumping to ED seems crazy but ill do my best!

>>551476627
The first part, the negging part. please don't play games with me its not going to work

Anyone running caster Undertaker?
What relics have you got?

>>551476627
>Why are you upset over it?
He's been trying to ruin the holiday vibes all day don't pay him any mind. Merry Christmas anon.

I failed my randoms twice. First by not overruling a teammates ping which lost our runes, then by leaving that same teammate at 3 bars for the entire ED Augur fight and losing anyway.

>>551477398
probably triggering the lolcow for funsies

>>551477451
Shut up

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Please queue.

gg dog

gg ez dog. I hope you enjoyed your pancake shields

>>551477865
3/3

>>551477865
do u look like that?

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90% skill up and double balancers RoB might be too much for the game to handle desu. It’s fun being able to play executie again though

>>551477865
>que erg
I don't like DoN.

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED AS OF DECEMBER 14TH 2025)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
zullie
sycjs
gemmy
>B tier
cardboardcupcake
zdrada enjoyer
lero sister
monica
yys
3bar doll
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
ender lilies fan
gremlin
cc
shiftyduck
>D tier
mellow
rellana roleplayer
madison
brynhildr

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total bug destruction

even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture

I just bought the dlc and haven't played since nr launched
Holy this map is aids

>>551479550
>>551479828
>>551476781
You will never know love or peace, terr

Is Equilibrium Beast supposed to be much harder than the other bosses? he just destroyed my team of noobs.

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ggs boys youre meta now

>>551476647
Holy fuck that fight was kino

Didn't expect to beat the regular one let alone ED tonight, really fun playing with you guys, thanks a ton

>>551480286
stupid ergie newfig doesn't know gennie culture

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GGs ED Balancer lads, much appreciated
Such a big difference compared to playing with randoms

I swear I had zero issue landing parries left and right when I solo'd earlier, but whenever I play online, their attacks go right above my head

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Are you ready to get carried?

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gg mega horse, trying dual straightswords dex undertaker but fists is just so stronk...

>>551480385
The normal one?
Nah, you were just all shit. Stop unga bunga and look at your feet.

>>551480492
>>551480620
We out here

>>551480385
Treat him like an MMO raid boss and he becomes pretty easy. Conserve your stamina so you can always be ready to dodge out of the AoEs, keep his sigils in your FoV so you know when they're aimed at you, and play along with his gimmicks (or ult him) when he wants you to
If you play slowly and carefully, he's very manageable

ED Libra, on the other hand, can fuck off

So basically anyone who isnt ironeye or recluse uses 2x balancer now?

Jesus howdo you dodge the balancers worm when its barreling towards you?? It killed me both times, its too long to roll and I can't help being too close to it sometimes

ed balancers too hard...

Why did they put bubbletear in the game if every attack supersedes it?

>>551481806
You can block it

>>551481806
it zig zags so just find a safe spot in the zag while it's zigging

>>551481923
It literally went through my shield. I'm not talking about the spears which yes i know is 100% physical already

I still wish dryleaf Dane was in nightreign :(

There isnt a faith/dex character yet either!

>>551482060
You can block the charge. The only risk is if she jumps right on top of you after.

>>551480286
>>551479828
>>551479550
>>551480605
>>551477451
>>551475580
Lovely curry scented terrjeeta posts

mellow please unblock me I won't say anything rude ever again Im sorry Im sorry

>>551482550
I need to see her blocklist

>>551463541
What's with the Scenic Flatstone copies that say yields an item up to version 1.02?

Well that worked out better than the dogs, GG

Also that godslayer greatsword was fucking gross, was it just chain pancaking things?

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They both quit but I still managed to beat it as bird.

>>551483175
If you don't have the DLC, you probably don't want lines for the DLC characters to be clogging up your relics.

>>551483318
Feral Femboy is a great name. Shame he quit. How'd you manage to beat them? SSBBalancers are really hard.

>>551479935
You wasted money congrats
>>551480286
Don’t trigger him too hard please he’ll meltdown again

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>>551483210
gg, yeah it had phantom on charge attacks so poise goes bye bye.

sorry about the dogs, i was having too much fun trying to look like a butcher i dropped my holy weapon with actual good passives for a 2nd butchering knife haha.

Who the FUCK just dodged Dreglord you black nigger?

>Shield crash is the new meta for Raiders
Why are they like this

>>551483812
what the hell are you on about? it's amazing for anybody with skill damage passives. playing raider has nothing to do with it.

>>551483812
what about shield crash guardian?

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Please queue I want to try my cawktail L2 Recluse build with double balancers

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>>551483551
Focused on killing one to get the others to stop the blender for moment then sprinted away until one caught up and parried to regain health. If more than one were close I would do steel guard with art charge on block to build my ult back up. The bleed buildup was still really bad when they would do the overhead divebombs so I tried to dodge those, otherwise charge attack with Godfrey's axe to stagger on wakeup.
The combo of shield shockwave/ult heal/ult charge on guard/post damage heal all worked better than I thought it would.

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https://files.catbox.moe/xqqeiw.mp4

>Zorban only connecting with less than half the hits of his shield crash for 600 damage then dying to any attacks because guarding is a meme
>"Am I the only damage on this team???"
It's always Raider and Guardian players

Should I just do undertakers remembrance in solo play?

Can I just run to what I need then wipe?

>>551485285
Yes. you have to win/lose and not quit out

>>551484610
Very nicely done anon.

>succesfully traded a deaths poker to practice in the middle of a fight (i was just spamming rob so didnt need it)
felt like I was the first person to make contact with aliens

>>551485285
just do it and afk until you die to night 1 boss

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look

>>551484901
someone was shilling shield crash guardian a few threads ago. what is his depth build then? just max ult charge?

>>551484901
he will literally do anything besides press r1 on a melee weapon. wtf is wrong with him

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>dodging Caligo of all things

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/erg/ bros give me fashion souls ideas for a Frenzy Flame build please (I have the frenzy eyes and burn marks as well)

>>551485924
It's a common cope to a lack of confidence, being wacky because you can use having fun as an excuse when things go wrong. They're running from playing normally since if they lose while playing seriously there's nothing to protect them.

>>551486150
Solitude set - helmet + Black Dumpling.

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Can someone carry me through ED balancers? I haven't tried them yet and don't want to play with randoms