Previous:>>551451659>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
>Kitasantairl witgod i kneel for this pun
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Did you guys jigg with your family on crimbus?
Just finished the animewhy did they waste the ENTIRE last episode hyping up this non-characterAbsolutely no one cares about inari one, JP fans or otherwise, and that's even with her having fat ass tits
BROS this fuji shit takes too long to grindhow long is this supposed to last
>>551468369I care.
>>551468395Preparation for MANT
Every day til you like it
>>551468354that's what I'm doing right nowhttps://jiggie.fun/QyDu17https://jiggie.fun/QyDu17https://jiggie.fun/QyDu17
>showtime mode icon in the top right is the same color as the Good mood icon>everytime I see it out of the corner of my eye I have an instinctual urge to recreateREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reminder to run your legend races
>>55146839510 days
>>551468462I'm seeing no fish sir
>>551468425My POV in 18 years (5 years with my wife and 13 with our daughter)
we like muslim german anon here
>>551468369I dislike her Koala design
give me uma wife
Pls run this uma
>>551468627ryan or shakurthose are the only ones left, your choice
hoho...
>>551468231Nice.
>>551468627
>>551468672I ran her for Mile and Medium. She's on break now.
>>551468520Bet you feel silly now
Merry WEIIIIIIIImas
>>551468739This is medium
>>551468572>>551468763sex with gyarus while marrying palmer
>>5514683951 day with hehe
happy hagmas
what do we think about this
>>551468820Medium, mile and long. Orange is on vacation.
>>551468962is that real?
>>551468395you only need 2 items just b lucky :D
>>551468923satono obsidian and kitasan white
>>551468923if you showed me left, removed her diamond, and said it was a new uma id probably believe you
>>551468672I'm trying. My usual setup for her seems ineffective and I'm upset about it...
>>551468923Took the best of Kita and gave it to DiaTook the worst of Dia and gave it to KitaBrilliant
>>551468395I THOUGHT WE COULD USE THE DOUBLE TP MEME FOR THISWHERE IS IT CYGAMYES
Post as many images as possible for reasons
>>551468962Swooning
>>551468923Finally...Kitasan Blanco.
She got tricked into wearing hooker Santa dress. Bet she would get tricked into sex gifting too.
tamtam seggs
>>551469085it's already there bwo! Don't you trust /ourdoc/? Do a double tp run right now!!
>>551469136I can only scroll through twitter so fast
>>5514690282 seconds in paint
>>551468895>hehewhats that?
>>551469136instructions unclear posting unrelated things
>>551468923Left looks like a kid tried on her mom's clothesRight looks like a psycho
>>551469136
>>551469136>>551469204>twitter usersI'm nooooooticing
>>551469190the gaslight is never ending......
>>551469136Ok.
>>551469136I don't have 4chan pass
they should've used the limbo animation for her
>>551469136weiiii
>>551469217oh wow who is that uma on the left?
>>551469246hehe...
>>551469352my pov
>>551468962Took me off guard, nearly spit my gin out
>>551469251be careful i just got off a 3 day for that
>>551469302Danbooru users do not upload every single piece of art from twitter nor do every artist post on alternative platforms like Pixiv. Also, Elon added some new button that is making artists nuke themselves from Twitter again so I have to keep an eye on my favorites!
>>551469190My Bakushin lost randomly on semis in URA, stage 5 aint worth it without the ability to use clock>>551469305Does double TP actually work, but the yeppers event already ended and this doesnt seem to be worth it
>>551469246Hoho...
>>551469302It's where all the JP artists post their shit
>>551469190the "skip kita, drop 400 on NTR instead" doc?
You can only reply to this post if you have a pass and don't need to do captcha like a peasant.
>>551469525fuck you im doing it anyway
>>551469525i asked my wife for a 4chan pass for christmas and she bought me socks instead
>>551469136If I don't wake up to this I'm killing myself
>>551469525>He doesn't have to wade through three rounds of slideslop and wait 30 seconds if he misclicks onceGet a load of this loser
>>551469246yarhar...
>>551469136>>551469525
>>551469507Whats wrong with NTR bro. She's lovely! Kitasan is bland.
>>551468923Sex with Dia
>>551469525
I love Super Creek.How about you, /uma/?
>>551469482>shit tag/hashtag system >posts and accounts constantly get deleted>have to follow 100 different accounts and sift through random bullshit to find the art you're looking fortwitter is such an unbearably shit platform for locating/saving art and it's obnoxious that 50% of artists don't upload their shit anywhere else
>>551469136based
>>551469756I love her card
>>551469691
please tell me x2 TP increases showtime rewards
>>551469656What the fuck is that?
>>551469842i could tell you that but it wouldnt be true
>>551469842of course it does
>>551469691>>551469756Way too big wtf
You are running from the Ryan thread, not realizing that the Ryan thread will simply follow you.
>>551469891way too gay wtf
>>551469905ryan is unstoppable...
why is King Halo's mom such a bitch? Seriously? Finished her career and the woman is such a cunt to her daughter. I can only guess its some generational trauma
>>551469756Her existence is my x-mas gift
>>551469797>>551469756Its crazy why didnt they push through Super Creek.Those sweater puppies are perfection
>>551469963stop posting this you fag
>>551469507Holy shit, just read that. That's really really really fucking stupid.
>>551469905no we're trying to reach thread 2000
>>551469963Keep posting this you ladykiller
>>551469760I like to throw them inside of lists based on the media they primarily draw which sanctions them quite nicely most of the time. The only problem is that some artists are also rt heavy and might rt things unrelated to what they normally draw so I end up removing them from those lists and check on them individually from time to time.
>>551469963Sorry, but it was simply your time to Pump Some Iron.
I like Ryan
>>551469982holy SEX>>551470103ccccccccute
you know if we hit image cap by like 400 posts, the tranny jannies are gonna force us to use this thread, imageless for the following 350 posts, and delete any thread we migrate to
>>551469963post this forever i find it funny how the same guy keeps seething at it
>2%>failsname a worse feel
Ideal deck for Scorpio Late Surgers to reach minimum stat requirements?
>>551470089We don't get a new thread by hitting image limit, though. The mods will just get mad at us.
Reminder that if you can't win by Distance in Legend Race your ace is shitAlso Daiwa Love
>>551470203Cool, I am going to sleep now anyway.
>>551470251failing at 1%
>>5514702511% fails
>>551469058
>>551470027Imagine...
>lost a unity race because team member RNG didn't give me sprinters and milersI never thought you could get fucked that way.
>>551470203
>>551470263good lord those thighs
>>551470251>stats are great>spirit training is great>succeed riko gamble for ramp up hint>all unity race won>no distance S
+1 image no contribution
>>551469691>>551470134sell NTR to mewhy should I pull for her besides her massive tits
Would you enter Umamusume Esports?
>>551470287do the career races get correspondingly harder in JPor are they all a breeze since you have 9999 stats
>>551470251Slacker>>5514702542 Spds2power1witrik
>>551470417do i have to go to wherever it is in person to play?if so then fuck no
>>551470203>oh noes think about the ryan threadAnyway
for once i got cucked outta prof of curvature of all things.. woulda been S. Overall happy with these skills tho.
>>551470405hmm no that's about it really
>>551470309WE LOST THAT OPEN BACK??????
>>551469891
>>551470203since when has that ever happened
>>551470417
>>551470405Yuri>>551470330Fat fuck>>551470346That's a lot of color
Rice uncle hereSpending today with my baby niece made me realize how badly I want a daughter of my own. How do I speed run this?
>>551470251i got a random maru event that gave me slacker just before unity cup.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>551469891let's go bigger then
>>551470678Go to church
>>551470617MY HERO GOT 3RD
>>551470737I need to be dominated by that Fuku
>>551470678Adoption
>160 posts>104 images usedummm? bwuh??? bwo??? bweh? hmmm?bvro? bvo! brehs??? ehhh?bwurh??
>>551470737fuck you, i saw this so now you have to too
>>551470801They're having a meltdown over the Ryan OP image like toddlers again.
>>551470801gwo...
>>551470617>gold shitty
>>551470678Rape an anon and make a daughter
>>551470737BIGGER!
Kiseki...
>>551470801MORE
>>551470801It's fine
>>551470654fuck off and die already, yurinigger
>>551470678old ladies cope by getting a couple dozen cats, do that
>>551470449Would one borrow MLB Riko or another card instead? My Riko is 2LB herself. Which Power cards would one recommend? I assume Hayahide SR would be one but the other would be?
>>551470617why does mexican sound so hypei bet anyone trying to commentate in english would sound so fucking cringe
>>551470737Hmmmmm Close enough
>>551470801LETS FUCKING GOOOO
How do i force ignited spirit PWR?
>>551470916imagine those flapping everywhere while she's running
Is Ryan OPs our scat posting?
>>551471029because it sounds exotic to you, thats it
>>551470405>Smart, hardworking, kind, proud, cute, beautiful>Good with children>Likes cooking>Doesn't give up easily
>>551470969No
>>551470969Yuri is so peak, though
>marked
>>551471082yes>>551471070>bot rightcuuuuuuuuuuute
>>551471070I love my oshiwife
>>551471082Yup, even on christmas the fag doesn't stop
>Parent runShowtime shmowtimeWhen will they add a real hard mode to the game?
>>551471037>porn game without the porn and ntrwhat the fuck is the point???
>>551470405Alot of umas are overdesignedShe's just that aesthetically pleasing
>>551470969
>>551470969We love yuri
>>551471006If you can find a Tama (Halloween) card, use it.
>Fail a sub 20 twice in a row>Give up and restart>Immediately fail the first sub 15>Give up and restart I'm never finishing slopseki's glob o shite
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
im burning out I cant do anymroe runs noooooooooooooo
>>551468520
>>551471339
>>551470969My wife TopRo cucking me with her wife Ayabe
I love Cheval, when are we getting her?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyj1hDgOwl0
>>551471368
>>551469136WEI
>>551468231>>551469136Same IP btw
>>551471270Why is BoaNE even on this, it's from 2024.
>>551471467
>>551471070every morning after umarriage
>>551470801
>>551471569i dont have the daitaku helios rabi saved though
>>551471457>spoilerbased based based
>>551471345Are we posting Almond Eye? Is it the moment to start the propaganda?
>forgot to finishrip
>>551469190Do you have to win URA finals to get a full bar towards the prize, or is it enough just to finish the career successfully?
>>551471641no title for you
>>551471567
>>551471457>ntrfags are contrarians AND cucksim nooooooticing
>>551470536>Not speed cappedGlue.
>>551471771>>ntrfags are contrarians AND cucksi mean its in the name already
>>551471654I found out the hard way by a misclick that on higher settings you can still fill the bar without beating the finals.
>>551471632what the fuck her boots are so prettyi didn't know she'd wear something like that for her casual fit
>>551471801wtf is this real?
>>551471736>>551471567Wife
>>551471654Disregard, I'm a retard that can't read.
I'm looking through my mailbox, and I don't see a single Christmas gib. What gives? Christmas has always been a big gibs season for Cygames
>>551471736
>>551471635Anytime's a great time for that
>>551471862whos chris? why do we need more of him? todays just a thursday in the Happy Holidays season, anon
>>551471862Cyjews does not concern itself with Uma during the holidays
>>551471862We only celebrate Chinese New Year. We getting alot of gibs next month
>>551471879toes in my mouth
>>551471846this anon is a woman, i can't prove it, but i just know, my senses are going off
>>551471862We've been rugpulled and they're going to EOS Global after the New Year. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>"Happy holidays" is a spoken or written greeting commonly used in North America during or before the Christmas and holiday seasonI hate burgerniggers so much. I hope Trump runs your shitty country down the gutter
>>551471898
>>551471937well shit I can't tell if this is AI or legit art
>>551472129its ai
>>551471573probably leeway due to uma only exploding in popularity this year
>>551471862Silly anon. Christmas doesnt start until first week of January. Surely cygames know how the calendar works right?
STOP POSTING ASS WONDER
>>551472129based caveman
>garbage training RNG on all 3 borrow runs todayreally love when the game does this, I have so much fun when I'm not even halfway through the run and it's already clear that the result is going to be glue and there's nothing I can do about it.
>>551469190where's this one i can't find it in global reference doc
>>551472158it's also generated art
>>551472175Belly too small
>>551472078
>>551472078Why is she such a bully
>>551472129>can't tellso this is the intelligence of /uma/.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I NEED TO BECOME A FATHER I NEED TO HAVE FIVE UMA DAUGHTERS
Spending Happy Holidaysmas with your lover.https://jiggie.fun/6NvlNJ
>>551471898I want those>>551471995That is how the Goym call Happy Holidays>>551472027You wanna taste sand
>>551472129uh, you may need glasses. Im regularly fooled by some ai art but that style is 100% the generic clean art via ai
>>551472330>You wanna taste sanda small price to pay
>>551472158>>551472204>>551472272it doesn't help that neither danbooru nor pixiv points out if it's AI, but the coloring feels odd
>>551472175ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>>551472254
>>551472246CUTE
>>551472158Almond ai
>>551472272Not everyone spends their whole day identifying AI art. One or two more years and only the sweatiest of losers are left to call out AI-generated shit
>>551472295Man I wanna give Cafè some little reds
Thread 2000 will be 800 posts of yuri fanfiction.Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>551472048You can look it up with a reverse image search, it's not AI.>>551472158>>551472228>mind>controlled
>>551472330It says "do not reupload"
>>551472389any image that's one girl with a vague background should be assumed ai
>>551472431
Traced over AISimple as.
>>551472439there's no way cafe would ever be the aggressor. Youd have to beat her friend in chess to even have a chance of wooing
>>551472583My lovely police horsedog
>>551472530who are you talking to?
>>551472387You scare me man>>551472346Daughter, Fuck, Train
>>551472593
>>551472629her "friend" would leave condoms in your office with holes poked in themThen lock the door when the two of you enter
>>551472594the shading, it's always the shading
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO SNIFF AND LICK UMA BUTTHOLES
>>551472545Yes it does, is there a problem?
>>551472742
>>551472753thats some brain rot you got there.
Test
>>551472629>he didn't go to the hotsprings with Café where Café proposes a threeway
>>551472859gyaru creek..
>>551472825tamamo's butt is extremely fragrant...
>>551472958>this is the average heliosfagim noticing
>>551472958Average Helios fan
>>551472907
>>551472962threeway has nothing to do with impreg fetishists who are literally brain rotted from government propaganda. Especially jap gov
>>551472629Well
>>551472501We're already at that point. We already have anons being fooled by ai art regularly and now we have ones losing their minds and mislabeling artist's art as ai. Funny.
>>551472917Sure isThough i can safely say im not as bad as that one anon that went on about ghost blowjobs from sunday silence behind cafes back the other day
>>551473087>impreg fetishists so literally being fucking straight and having basic biological impulses
>>551472958unc kinda hitting that shit tho :crying_emoji:
>>551472958>this is who calls you SEA and brown while using the helios rabbigrim
>>551473062
>>551472850none whatsoever
>>551473160having biological impulses != a fetishfetishizing pregnancy is significantly different from wanting to get someone pregnant
>>551473087>wanting to have a child is goverment propagandasay sike nigga
>>551472958this is me btw
>>551473202WAIT A MINUTE
>>551473160>yes wagecuck, make more meat for the grinder!
>>551473202
>>551473062>>551472907>>551472593man sure likes to carry king
>>551473331>yes goyim, end your bloodline and let us control the future!
>217/334bwos the images...
>medium S>lost one unity race>no unity trainings>speed training only hit lvl 4 after senior summerFUCK MY LIFE
>>551473480
>>551473367
>>551473480What about them?
Stop spamming images.
>>551473478her last panel btw
>>551473478It's not fucking fairMake her playable NOW(+2 years)
I wanted to enjoy talking about umamusume the game with my bwos on Christmas and now I can't even do that because some of you can do nothing but spam
Would you be able to trick oguri with the carrot on the stick meme and ride her?
>>551473286Its up for debate *how* much propaganda govs do, but theyre quite open in chi/jap/kor about literally paying and begging the pop to have kids. Demographic crisis and all.For jap, i genuinely think they're behind the x-ray fetish because otherwise i can not fucking understand how anyone finds that arousing and instead not downright repulsive
>>551473556
>>551473642they REALLY hate ryan during these hours specifically
>>551473642
>>551473643it works with spe
>>551473650i meant say sike as inyou're a fucking autist
>>551473521Seriously, this shit was my last borrow too. It was almost perfect
Does anyone here have an MLB Biko on loan and want the friend points?
>>551473480lol>>551473642based ryan grinching anon lmao
>>551473745avatarfags get the rope
>>551473642Well my dear bro I am working on parent runs because I pretty much have shitty parents and desperately need to make some stamina ones instead of just using 3* power (the only two 3*s I have)
>>551473480Uh huh, and?
>>551473456this logic from conspiri and poltards is always so baffling. They already control you you stupid fuck. They need your peasant ass to do all the shit jobs and then bleed more wealth from you as you consume or gamble it away.
>>551473748rice wouldn't do this
>>551469656Oh..? I'm just getting one of the simple puzzles today with the circles and squares, what is this
>>551473706
>>551473776Nice try I'm not doxxing myself
>>551473745I hate the Ryan spammer too but I don't see how reacting like this and giving him so much extra attention all while shitting up the thread is going to help
>>551473748Rice wouldn't act like this
>>551473591how wonderfully depressing... where do I find cute girls like her... is the the magical south?
>>551473534kaisho??
>>551473886
>>551474005avatarfagging is just as bad as tripfagging
>>551473830oh is this why people say forever young loves donuts?
>>551474005you speak the truth, but no ones gonna accept it
>>551473480anyone else feeling really sleepy all of a sudden?
cope NTRnigger nobody likes you
>>551473774you need a better speed card than king halo to be trying 2 speed cards
>>551474062I would do this
I hate the NTRfag
>>551474005>>551474098lol Okay whatever you say Ryanfag and NTRfag
>>551471029English is a very slow language, thus commentary sounds boring. If you want to see a REAL commentary diff just watch a soccer game on ESPN and then compare it to a Telemundo broadcast.
WE LIKE OLD MEN
>>551473887Here’s my Trainer ID, then. 777438824907
>>551474164It's doable. She has 10% speed growth. I just got mega fucked by training RNG.
>>551474062
>>551474005avatarfagging is literally grounds for a ban you absolute retard
remember to rest
>>551474208currenGODS run this thread
XDDD guys check out my avatar I have to post this for every single post even when it has no relation whatsoever also I make threads guys please recognize me and give me attention in this annonymous message board.
>>551474260oyasumi
>>551474080nobody cares unc, we are in 2026you are forcing it way too hard when nobody careswitchhunting avatarfags was fine back in 2013, nobody cares now>>551474208>he says this while avatarfagging as curren>>551474253you will never be a janny
>>551474109Myes
>>551474238
>>551474253ive never been so much as warned for it, although ive certainly been reported for it
>>551473886cute!
>>551474341its not half as fun when you#re into it luna...
>>551474280BASED
I don't think santa Rudolf would want you to spend christmas like this...
>>551474260>>551474326Can you sleep with horses or are they prone to rolling around and crushing you or getting startled by your presence when waking up and stomping you to death?
>>551474417me on my way to have seggs with this boy
Let's say I want to try an make a Condor Pasa ace for ScorpioHow fucked am I?Also if I have another pace are they gonna fuck each other over if both have Shooting for Victory?
>>551474359
>>551474208wtf Karen is based??
>>551474402
>>551474315>>551474315>>551474253>>551474208>>551474205>>551474124>>551474080Gonna cry?
>>551474549
man i didnt even do anything aside from making the thread and its just a shitfest
>>551474539
I wanna fuck cute boysI WANNA FUCK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
>>551474583
>>551474510they dont roll around that much because they're simply too big
>>551474595
>>551471270
Mayano Front or Pace?
>>551474535Condor is usable if you give her SFV. is she particularly good? probably not.>will it fuck over your other paceif the lobby is front-heavy there's a chance it might, if the lobby isn't front-heavy it should be fine
>>551474595you dropped this
>>551474014Kentucky umas
>>551474676all part of the plan
>>551474832Stego love
Hmmm I think I'm gonna do an ace run on max showtime.
>>551474782end
I am an avatarfag.I would like one (You) pkease.
>>551474832How do we feel about her?
>>551474786There any CM where Condor Pasa is particularly decent? She's one of my favorites but I haven't had the chance to use her since it feels like she isn't very good at any CM.
>>551474595>gonna cry YesWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBBBYYYYYYY
>>551474936
>>551474902Good luck
>>551474358put on a tripcode then
>551474936hymmmm, nyo.
>>551474936I love (you)
>>551474539>being xxxbeing what?
>>551474706I'm revoking Cheval's boy privileges. She has way too fat tits to be called a boy.
>>551474832Everything can be Shawshank>>551474583Thank you for posting these
>>551474902max showtime just culls the weak aces
>>551474828If Yellowstone/Landman taught me anything, it's that southern(Texan) gals seem pretty alright.
>>551475053NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE SACRFICED
Wah?Instead I'd like to hear a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI~ please
>>551474823Saved, thanks for the free rent
Do I do this one or radio nikke sho?
>>551474936*smooch*
>>551474902Ganbatte.
>>551475208radio barely gives anything extra
>>551474510from what im reading, rolling isn't an usual behaviour and it depends if its a stallion or a mare, unsurprisingly mares with foals seem to be extremely careful when they lie down, going for open ground and visually confirming where the foal is before lying down. so if you had a mare that saw you as family and trusted you enough, you could probably lie down with her for a nap. even still i would be too nervous to fall asleep. there's are huge animals.
never ever in a million years
>>551475053Haven't you heard? Boys can have HUGE tiddies these days!>>551475159Why Helios such a slut?
>>551470001I suggest learning about Goodbye Halo's sire. That was an actual evil horse
>>551474961from what I can tell by reading the activation conditions and looking in the umalator, Pasa would be strong on tracks where the late race starts near where the final corner ends, since it activates right at the spot where the final corner gives way to the final straight
>>551475053fuji's kisekis say otherwise
I NEEDMICROMANKO
All b*yposters make me sick with their shit taste
>>551475186
>>551475542>tiny (tight) manko = based>tiny (hort) benis = cringekinda sexist innit?
S-Sugoi...
>>551475287The skill pts though..
>>551475574its a good thing we don't care what your stupid bitchass thinks
>>551475507She at least has the mannerisms, fit, and hairstyle down to be called a boy. Chevacchi has none of those things.
>>551470001Her mom ditches the bitchy thing if you win the end of career arima kinen (optional race)Well not ditches but she decides to stop being a bitch to king halo because (you) and halo earned her approval or some shit
Which umas are the best parents?
>>551475838
>>551475406I need her now.
How important is it to actually win races on your ace run?
>>551473480Oh shit oh fuck
>>551475918do you even need to ask
>>551475476Thanks.
>>551475918Soccer Boy
FUCK THIS DICE CAPTCHA BULLSHITImages shows 1 empty box and 3 empty box and wants me to choose the most empty boxes>>551468231So Scorpio Cup start on the New YearsFucking hell you guys figured out how gameplan against HOguri Cap
>>551475918HishiAma
>>551476002 >>551476049BOY SPOTTED!
>>551475993you need as much SP with as few races as possible
>>551476002DAM
I am contributing to the thread
pulling on xogurin is risky you will brick account if you get biwa whorehead
>>551475931It's not fair
Another Christmas gone by and I'm still a virgin.
>>551475615yes
what's that smell?
>>551476207yeah
>>551475918Unironically King Halo. She's pretty good at handling umas who are fairly young or immature, including her own offspring Kawakami Princess.
STOP
>>551473591got some more context?is she gonna retire or what
I think a submissive Gold Ship (in bed) would be very cute.The mask would slip and it shows she is just a vulnerable girl underneath her mask of random humor. Asking you to be gentle, blushing profusely when you kiss her, being overwhelmed when you say you love her, hiding her boobs because even she knows you aren't supposed to look at them without being married.I think the contrast between her usual self would be extremely cute and I am very sad nobody ever tried to draw her like that.
what do umas feel about reindeer and other horse-adjacent animals
Last 4-6 threads were so good.Can we have xmas again?
This is a image
>>551476231
>>551475918
Yep, I'm cumming.
>>551468231Oh, ew. Ryan thread. Disgusting. I need a palate cleanser. >>551468274Ahhh, palate cleansed. Thankfully Teio is at the top as she should be.
This ISNT an image
>>551476352Just one. And it is perfectly King Halo shaped.
>>551475918most wifey umas in the current cast are nice nature, king halo and air groove
>>551476493i want to fuck ponytail belno
>>551476348ACCELERATE
>>551476376digitan hands wrote this
>>551476509Thanks, Oguri. I can always count on you.
>>551476407 i'm up for it maybe >we can get an OP image where the hat is fitted onto an uma too
>>551476152Train, Kiss, Train, Marry>>551476291Mcqueen wouldn't do this
>>551476416this is a image too
>>551476152
>>551476478He said best, not worst.
>>551476376>I am very sad nobody ever tried to draw her like thatWell its hard to imagine someone who doesn't show a crumb of submissiveness as a submissive partner behind closed doors unless you strictly like sub women only.
why are we spamming>op imageMORE IMAGES
>>551476416>>551476315>>551476207these are stupid>>551476221>>551471630>>551469963These are amusing and I like them.
kitasan eroticher skirt causes me to desire upskirt
>>551476320Would king look good with fatter tits and a pregnant belly?
snowguri cap
>>551476706You’ll have to fill out the rest of the text posts too you know.
>>551476416Is this an image?
>>551476364That panel is probably because the real horse never won another G1 after the japan cup, had to retire due to an injury, then died after only being a stud horse in japan for a single season in 1991.Pay the butler was buried in niikappu, hokkaido which that scenery is likely based on.Dunno if obey your master retired in the manga but i would assume its likely.
>>551476831you're not my mom
Do speed skills that activate during the accel portion do anything at all?
>>551476754Is Verxina for (You), or are the fan works just delusions?
>>551476865Not sure. Can you post it again to give me a closer look?
what umamusume should i use for this stupid kiseki grind to gaslight myself that i could get a useful for anything umamusume out of it
>>551476376Probably because it's cringe ooc shit. Golshi (the horse) is a sex god it stands to reason Golshi (the uma) would be one as well
>>551476919I had no desire to know this
Can we discuss the game you stupid negro retards????What is a good reliable way to get BURNING SPIRIT PWR
>>551476943You don’t know that.
>>551476847Too bad twitter ruined her by insisting that she's male
>>551477038>OOCwhere is gold ships penis then? for a male sex god they sure gave him massive tits
>>551476470
>>551476926Don't lewd my daughter pls, thanks>>551476997By accel portion do you mean the start of the Late Race?
>>551476919like how tony bianca says japan is nice and becomes a giga whore there
Why are >we so fast today?
>>551476998I'd say she's more on the average side. She clearly likes (You), but not blatantly so.
>>551477206
>>551477193>having a penis is a character traitYou're brown.
>>551477220Yes when everyone goes full speed. I don't know if raising target speed helps when it's already maxed and your uma's working on getting there.
>>551477220
>>551477220I'm fucking your daughter lol
>>551477150The answer to everything including yours is use Sweepy
>>551477312I don't know
Is this glue
>>551477103If Cyjews put her in the game we can change her fate
>>551477312All me and my 10 phones.
>>551477312All me
>>551477419I see
Are you sure the meidos won't kill us for migrating to the other thread before hitting the bump limit here
>>551477405What’s the best way to avoid the oncoming banwave Cygames is planning on January 31st?
>>551477103Its okay anon, Umamusume is one of those settings where she probably just decided to retire from racing of her own volition and didnt die from an injury!
>>551477192but she is one of our beloved bokumankos
believe it or not, Gold Ship is also for (you)
>>551477335
>>551477440Yes
Is Unyielding worth using Wit Air Shakur for...
*rapes you*
>>551477550I mean if you look into the actal meanings behind the gifts she gives you she certainly doesnt dislike (you)
>>551477550She fucking roundhouse kicked me
>>551477517 iunno but it'd be funny what shit thread would we be killing by doing that anyways fnaf? life is strange general? fuck em who need s em
You can continue your image spam here>>551468246>>551468246>>551468246
>>551477730She drop kicked you, actually
>>551476997>>551477369not really, if the uma is at 20m/s and is trying to accelerate to 24m/s, making her want to accelerate to 24.5m/s doesn't do anythingthat's why people talk about "carry-over speed", where the speed skills are triggered before late race where she has the time to get to accelerate to the bonus speed
Where can I download the stamps in High quality from? There's only the japanese ones in the wiki and they're a little bit low quality
>winning_ticket_demonic_possession.pnggood fucking job retards, now are on page 1 with still 200 posts left and no image slots
>hit image limitWTF I WANT TO POST IMAGES
>>551477750You’re actually retarded
>>551475681now thats an oshi shrine
>>551477836so are you, you disgusting brown ryan cuck
>>551477781Not much of an improvement I'd argue
We can finally talk about the game
>>551477707I really really like this image
>>551477369Umas are only accelerating at that point so they take time to actually use the additional speed. Just so you know, even with 1200 power it will still take some seconds to go full speed.At the very start of the late race it is better to proc an accel skill to get to full speed as fast as possible. But in the later part (the last spurt), it is better to have proc speed skills than accel since all the umas at already at full speed and can use some additional speed to overtake fronts.
>>551477836no u
retard thread
>>551477870are the ryancucks in the room with us, anon?
>your oshi>your favorite track
I strongly implore Cygames to delete Silence Suzuka from the game
>>551477906what game i thought this was for an anime
>>551475681I should post the shrine from that CB fag artist. He doesn't just have a shrine for the uma, but a separate shrine for the actual horse as well.
>>551477870I’m not the fucking Ryan poster, you fucking schizo, you’re just a retard
>>551477685I LOST MY VIRGINITY
>>551477981Gold Shipthe CM3 track was fun since every running style was viable
>>551477981American PharoahDel Mar
>>551478029nice job retard
>>551477320>>551477550>>551477685>>551477708>>551477730Even in vidya I still don't understand women
only retards below this point
>>551477981>oshiNarita Top Road>tracktrack as in race track or music track?Kyoto turf 3000m. Glorious Moment!
>>551476998Considering the highs from the characters released this year in jp, she is fairly average
>>551478029smartest opera poster
>>551478121I'm not retarded!
>>551477960Welcome to uma hell
>>551472048where's that mcqueen image from
>>551478231 horses only go to heaven
>>551478121True. I'm a super retard.
/uma/pinos completely melt down when they can't coompost with images and actually have to talk about the game
who is the most Holy uma?
does this look good
We had a few good threads over the Christmas break. I’m guessing our dedicated troll had some time off for their family or something.
>>551478393neo universe
>>551478393nice nature
>>551478429i made the dicta striker thread yesterday though. its actually just a case of retards not wanting to post in a thread solely because of the op image
yeppers
>>551478393the new red hair girl
Which STR Card has a Stamina bonus besides Hishiama?
>>551478570ya well ryan is based which is why everyone psoted in this thread and not the other garbage one
>>551478120I mean goldship always gifts you seabream>Giving red sea bream (tai) as a gift in Japan symbolizes good fortune, celebration, and prosperity because its name sounds like medetai (auspicious/happy), its red color wards off evil, and it's traditionally served at weddings, New Year, and for victorious sumo wrestlers. It signifies wishes for joy, success, longevity, and blessings, often given for milestones like graduations or new jobs.Goldship certainly doesnt dislike her trainerIf anything its an extremely thoughtful gift
>>551478570No, I know. I wasn’t talking about you.
>>551478605biwa bigheadyde
>>551478605Rice ShowerSmart FalconTamaBiwaRyan
>>551478393Rudolf the Santa Ride
>>551478710i tried to use her but she keeps sucking on my energy
I'm just saying it would be very funny if all flatliners were kicked the instant we clock the new year haha
>retards always scream about ryan>post in the thread anyway>people switch over to the rice thread>half the people stay back out of spite, in the fucking ryan threadyou people are pathetic and insane contrarians holy fuck
>>551478861are umas succubi?
>>551478938this threads not dead though, the tranny jannies will eventually have a melty and delete the other thread, or we post here until 750, whichever comes first
bump
>>551478938i just want to hit bump limit bwo
>>551478962ok but only because you said please
>>551477707>this was the last imagelmfao
>>551478938The thread isnt dead yet you big dummy
just answer every question
>100+ postsyeah this ain't it chief
>>551479130what question?
>>551479173still gotta do it though
>>551479173gotta finish what we started
>>551478393red desire
Which is more valuable in a grandparent, really good white sparks or really good main sparks?
is coffee good for you?
post your favorite umas
>>551479250>>551479273you really fucking dont you retarded mutts
>>551479130Nobody answered my question
>>551479346yet you keep posting here anyway
>>551474902Level 4 has been very doable for my Scarlet ace runs. Haven't tried 5 though, its scary.
>>551479346again in english please
>>551479359What’s your question?
>>551479296I wouldn't use a 1 Guts/1 late just cause it has 3* tail/3PTO/3Ramp/3Slipstream
>>551479316my favourite is narita
>>551479296Epithets3 star unique
>>551479296White sparks as long as the main spark isn't something like *1 guts
>hot spring tixfucking finally, last one was on October or some shit>it's during Mejiro Ryan runfuck off cygame
how does stallion duty work in uma musume? did they get sold into sexual slavery? how much can i purchase tamamo’s micromanko for
>>551479308no it makes you shit really fast
>>551479548>stallion duty work in uma musume?Doesnt existTrainers are forced into marriages with their trainees
>>551479548But anon, (You) are the stallion.
Can I skip taking recovery skills on fronts for Scorpio?
I DONT NEED CONCENTRATIONI WILL NOT LATE START IN THE FINALShttps://files.catbox.moe/6ix42o.jpg
>>551479296good blues and pinks since grands are just batteries for the main parent
Mambo survived the year
Mambo is like one of those communist countries everyone forgot about after the cold war with rampant corruption, no economy and no future prospects and yet somehow chugs along as if nothing's wrong
>>551479346image limit is not bump limit
>>551479531lmao
>have to hit fan quota for danchou>had to hit point quota for the event>have to hit post quota for /uma/M-Merry Christmas... umadacchis...
>have to do FOURTEEN more careers for all the rewards
>>551480018just have all your ace runs be on level 5if you can beat level 5 with your ace you can easily sweep the finals
So what did you guys get as presents this year? Got myself a new comfy winter jacket.
Mambo is like an amusement park everyone thinks all crazy shit is happening there but in reality the experience is mostly waiting in line (for sprint shoes)
>>551480016And you’ll like it! Won’t you?
Mambou is like hospice care with all the flatlining going on
>>551480016POST MORE POSTMONKEY
>>551479316your favorite umas
>>551479548>did they get sold into sexual slavery?Sort of. When Akikawa decides to invade a faraway country to install a puppet government and secure a fresh source of carrots, Tracen may default on one of its several bonds. Then, one of the students is selected at random and the creditors are allowed free access to her as a form of collateral.
>>551480326my favorite uma?happy meek
>>551468274>>551468351The duality of /uma/>it's probably a samefag
>>551480417didnt ask
>>551480417Aoi...
Guys here’s my ace, what do you think do you think I have a chance of making it to finals?
Remember you NEED to drop 400 rolls on the NTR banner like the doc in the rentry recommends umadacchisHope you saved enough by skipping kitasan!
>>551479316I would do unspeakable things to Saint Lite.
>>551480468bwo? groundwork?
>>551480491I don't need 400 rolls to get a copa of Vega tho
>>551480468yeah
>>551479316Sugar LightsI love cripples
>>551480635id fuck her robot
And this is why nobody likes you.
me?
>>551480597You might though. No pity and 1% rate.
>>551480909T-the rates wouldn't be that bad... right?
>>551480871What the fuckYou promised you wouldnt tell anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik93qlSSs2khow come the actual game has no cool music like this >l'arc last spurt besides that, its okay
>>551480989bwo the official ost is out, post the real one
BREAD WHERE THE FUCK DOKO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551481240theres some bread in the oven right now, want some?
>>551481290onegai, a baguette if one's ready, baguettes are great>inb4 fag
>>551481096i already checked it wasnt in there, they never release every track this one's good too though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrM_YBM78k
>>551481362I’d have sex with a baguette
>>551481362croissants, sorry anon
>>551481240>>551477750
>>551481384bwo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXnpz_qzpX0
>>551481096here you go bwo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXnpz_qzpX0
>>551481547bwo?
>>551481630time to move bwo >>551481630
Which character caught your eye the most when you first picked up the game?
>>551481689not yet, still got 34 posts
>>551481689we can stay here bwo
>>551481738uhhhhprobably vodka?not my favorite by any means but she was the one that had my attention the most at first
bwos fuarking kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLibPptelP4
dowo
>fronts are bringing sfv instead of angling>paces are bringing pump>lates basically dead in the water at 9thIs this just gonna be how it is anytime a runaway is viable?
>>551480871Exactly, everyone loves me.
>>551479607>forcedbut what about human rights...
>>551482012i dont have suzukaim doing 1 front with angling incase there's no suzuka and 2 fronts with sfv shit sucks
>>551482106>this trainer didnt read the contract
>>551482012But what if you use front uma stan?
>>551482012Latecucks got too uppity thinking they ruled the game after the update, this is what they deserve.
>>551481738design wise before the game release: scarlet, but then I played the girls careers and vodka left a much stronger impression
>>551480969Its a rate up SR but there's 3 of them. Good luck anon.
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIypd3BSHLMStuck out to me the most while watching
>>551482012>he doesn't know how to train end closerslol, lmao even
>>551482012Lates exist to dominate the pace and normal fronts.
ryan killed /umag/ for christmas
I wonder what the benefits package for trainers is like at tracen
>>551482473if you like that piece then you might like world trigger's OST which is by the same composer. they temp music this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhtcaQvNqn8
>>551482737i dont think shes the one who goaded the image spam to cause a thread split
>>551482825it was indeed a group effort
i blame ths symbolis
>>551482817I know he's been doing stuff like Fate and a Gundam season, so obviously he's a veteran.Hope we can get something similar to this in CinGray near the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsBArUlQAuE
>>551483042kino
>>551483005will a non symboli win the dual arima kinen in a few days?
How far ahead does "field of view" extend?ie. am I at all likely to hit fronts with All-Seeing-Eyes or should I dump natie and bring someone with Dominator instead?
>>551482476>js bring more midleg skills hurr durr my favorite eceleb said soOnly works for Gold Shit with her free positioning btw.
>>551483374that video literally used taishin bwo
almost done edging bros..
>>551483005RUDOLF DID THIS
>>551483370it's useless
>>551483370You can hit regular fronts, runaways are too far
last for epic osthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hdYHoqLHnM
>>551468246>>551468246
>>5514839394chan x retardbro...
>>551483763not yet! Keep going!