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Teio!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
I WILL impregnate Belno Light.
how the fuck? I even got concentration
I hope you guys are ready to kneecap Silence Suzuka this upcoming CM
FAT WONDER
>>551506724China? I see chinkrunes on the right.
>>551507023Its in English bwo…
>>551507023Indonesia
Stop telling anons to get better taste, even if you're justified in saying so it's not very nice.
>>551506724Now thats a brown thread!
>>551506929She needs a 1 length lead to trigger her unique. Sometimes wit/general RNG fails and then she has no unique.
>>551506929>lost to the yaoi shohaha faggot
hehe...
is any late surger users having any success in lobbies? mines very low winrate
>>551507260>dreams of her favorite franchise
>>551506929>racewear in a G2deserved
being suzukaless and taikiless is worse than aids
I love Suzuka! SHES SO PRETTY!!!
>>551507318I use two and they lose if they're the only ones
>>551506930all you need is another suzuka
>>551507260how many runs in da jar
Uma Club? More like Wordle club, it's an optional discord don't worry.
>>551506930i already kneecapped suzuka last cm
Is there a more unduly wanked character in all of Uma Musume?
>>551506930Angling is viable again so I won't have to kneecap her, I'll just run the usual double front
>>551507514I bet everyone is secretly laughing at me for consistently placing the lowest
I'm tired of eden any /Uma/ clubs open
>>551507719cute slit
>>551507712Be honest. Did you farm legit?
>>551507586Which 1 G1 winner in your image are you talking about?
>>551507712Before you ask, no Mambo is full.
>>551507765That's not something to ask a lady
>>551507586potential tachyon
>>551507810why is she naked
only a few more days until Danchous destroy the slackers and a new golden age will be upon us
>>551506853
>>551507862That's not something to ask a lady
>>551507765Brother I am the dev
>>551507864Do those still exist with all the rainbow shards missions?
>>551507810I HATE CURREN
Is it wrong to coerce(trick) your trainee into sex?
>>551508003Mambros...
>>551507864>we're about to have 2 open slotsWe're finally about to kick the nigger bitch out
>>551507793Stay Gold. >>551507825>difficult to work with in the game>narcissistic asshole in the movie >sulky loser in Manhattan Cafe's storylineShe isn't wanked.
What strategy for Seiun Sky this CM?
>>551508153bench
>>551508153Get first and rocket towards the finish line
>>551508153same as every other front, just make sure to grab sfv
>>551508153Parent
>>551508153SFV, get a ton of midrace skills and pray
>>551507810Can't have any clankers in our midst. Rejected.
>>551508153parent farming
>>551506930Suzuka fractured a carpal bone, not a fucking tibia.
>finish training my suzuka>kitasan starts giving focus hints again after 50+ runs
yeppers look so stupid
>>551508153bring your own suzunigger to kill off any potential blockersthen go first like always
post uhhh something
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>551508431I'm incredibly bored of uma musume.Not burn out, bored. I've aces ready for Arima Kinen already. There is nothing for me to do.Accelerate faster.
>>551508431I have noticed Vodka and Grass is better than Ryan for upcoming CM.
Why couldn't I have a suzuka in my account? Literally all the guides say is "bring suzuka summer maru and taiki"
>>551507640>secretly
>>551508603Just play Oguri Late with Slick Surge, it's just Vodka+ basically.
>>551508625I feel you, I have all of the og cast apart from Suzuka, Oguri, Taiki, and Maruzensky...it fucking suuuuucks
>>551508573Weird they didn't do anything for Christmas besides some voice lines that got censored on Global
>>551508698Is it better than pace oguri?
>>551508651No one has called me a retard outright, so yes. Take this as a challenge if you want
>>551508431
>>551508625dont feel bad, the suzukas are all there to kill other suzukas
>>551508768Dummy
>>551508431I am suffering
1200 power and 450 wit, or 900 and 700?
>>551507098>Indonesia >christmas
>>551508797ask yourself why do you need an entire slot to kill other suzukas... it's because suzuka is unstoppable and will win if left alone
>>551508431THREE HATS
>Have Suzuka, Taiki, and Maru>Don't want to run Suzuka, Taiki, or Maruwhat do i do with the pieces of Exodia now
>>551508918Me on the far left
>>551508752It can be. You're not going to be able to compete with Taiki in pace anyway.
>>551508863wit obviously
>danchou is flirting in the thread
>>551508948I'm so lost on who i want to build, finding not much success in pace/late with no taiki.
Oh no no no Buenabros is she really FOTMhttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/537272
>>5515088631200 wit and 450 power
>>551508928Just bee urself
>>5515088631200 power 1200 wit
>>551508948ENTER
>>551509008me on the right
>>551509008me in the middle
>>551508987>Jungle Faggot was 3rd last year>now nowhere to be seen in Top 30 because Loves Only You powercrept herOh no no no
>>551509093I thought nips would have some sovl unlike global where the meta is already solved
How’s this cafe looking?
>trainer>not onii-chan>meaning it's a different trainer>drags another trainer aroundWHOREWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>551508987How powerful are these meta umas? Are they Scorpio Suzuka tier powerful or are they Virgo Taiki tier powerful (beatable)
>>551509008this might be the only lewd in existence of this random anime-only uma
>>551509209Like a pile of bad skill choices that will gas out.
What compels a nigga to just flatline
>>551509218WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>551509269which uma is this i can't tell
>>551508987I find that a year 0 uma (oguri) still in 12th place to be rather impressive
>>551509008
>>551509360Thats Ogurin for you.
>>551508153if theres a suzu, your chance of firing a&s is very unlikely
>>551509359Perry Steam from beginning of a new era
>>551508987What’s this list supposed to be about
>>551509359Perry Steam aka Kurofune. Curren Chan's dad, Chrono's grandpa, and Digitan's actual rival. He's a Kaneko horse though so never ever
>>551509325Noo...
>>551508987It's the meta rankingBuena Vista isn't meta at all did you miss all the talk at how she got the game to be top selling in the app store despite not being a meta uma?
>>551509008No wonder Curren Chan turned out a streamer.
>>551509218>>551509325She's Trainersexual even in universes when you're not her Trainer CURREN GODS WE KEEP WINNING
hoho....
>>551508987Buena was never meta
This is the RUN!
>>551509209zero chance.
Thought on tactical tweak?, i have max hint
>>551509716bad, very bad
>>551509716Don't buy it.
>>551509716It only works when you are losing.
>>551509716It either procs very early or not at all because of lucky pace. It's a waste of SP
>>551509774This is charming, can you do Taiki shuttle
/Uma/ club danchud I summon thee
killing myself-1 S run
>>551509231Chrono Genesis is fuck you tier strong aka Summer Maruzensky & Seiun Sky before rebalance in any medium / long CM. She's a little stronger or on par with untixable Gentildonna.Still in Love is very strong too, but beatable, however in current CM my Ohamile got her but slapped by Still in finals so yeah very strong. But I think she got first due to her character and story rather than meta.Cingray Oguri looks strong on paper, but still unproven because Arima Kinen CM is still next month, she probably got top 3 because of Cingray hype rather than really meta.
>>551508987happy for Rice
>>551510069When will you learn?
>>551509360>>551509565I think only top 10 are meta, because wtf is Ayabe and Rice did to get to top 30.
>>551508987Hmmm....
>>551509947My danchou is asleep would you like to relay
>>551508987TAMAGODS
>>551508987to be fair Buena Vista's character is too shallow, and fusing childhood friend and "onii-chan" quirk just felt very forced
>>551510531>>551507712
>>551508987i can't read
Why does she get one...
>>551508987What's even going on here?
>>551508987Bokumanko appearing twice, is he that popular?
>>551510838Her swimsuit alt is very strong
>>551507765>eden>legits
>>551510785eepy
>>551510838swimsuit is meta
>>551510785How do they get back up?
>>5515069302 dominators, 1 evil nature, 1 evil groove, and another bignig btw.
>>551510785I heard horses can sleep while standing is this true
>>551508625slurpslurpslurp
bwos I can't get in to the game... it's over........
>>551511038cant be helped she was in peak condition
>>551511045Yeah, usually they only sleep for a bit like that. They would die otherwise>>551511012Not very glamorous
>>551511038i am looking forward to suzukalet jobbers wasting a slot on stinky nature in a vain attempt to kill her
>>551511045 they can get non-REM sleep standing upREM sleep requires them to be on their side
>>551509209>uma with 30% stam growth>600 stam
>>551510704>wasted design on an npc
>>551510704It's 2025, statues are for secondaries and gooners.
>>551511361just wait bwo... they'll break their own rules for the first time and release her with the american scenario
Who else is wasted on the fine Christmas day night/Boxing Day morning.
>do random run with bakushin for showtime level 5 event>not even pick good parents, no power or stamina sparks>charming>fast learner>end up exploding a bomb and biko+kita rainbows on speed already at 1200 because no better optionbwos I wasted my luck on a useless run...
What happens next year? It's the year of the horse
>>551511629More horsing around
I was promised Christmas rewards on global
i literally have never seen a 2* pink spark triggering on inspiration before
Cygames just forgot that yesterday was Christmas, Santa will come with our presents today trust
Cygames' global division really sucks at scheduling. I managed to get 1m of the event but Kiseki's event came too late and there's no reason to do it other than trying to get the rewards. I should be having fun but it feels very burnout inducing.
>>551511421Fuck. You.
>>551511790
>>551511790You got them. They're just... still in the hat that they came in. You're going to have to dig them out of there. Slowly.
>christmas ended>/uma/ is fast againWtf? This general is full of normalfags...
>>551511790We celebrate Christmas in early January around these parts, bub.
>>551512000why is she bald
>>551512000You can't do that!
>assassinate Bourbon>assassinate McQueen>job to Twin Turbo Maybe she really is a heel
>>551511790Blame the jews for making it illegal to celebrate Christmas.
>>551512097It takes a FUARKING HERO to defeat a villain.
Bros I love Katsuragi Ace. Why must she be until 2027?
>>551508987>Still in 1stNeat
>>551509218Isn't this from her Support Card? Of course you're not her onii chan, you're other Uma's trainer.
>>551512097unworthy opponent
>>551508987Can’t believe Danchou’s doxxing devil is also meta. What a sick joke
>>551512335You will never escape
!
>>551512427
>>551512335I didn't know devils were this adorable wtf...
>>551512570Insane for Taurus rerun
Is anyone running Mayano pace? I see tier lists put her highly but i've never seen a single one
>>551512673I hate that bitch so no.
>>551512335>this is a devil
>>551512673She performs better as a front being ran with ooniger Suzuka tbhdesu
Stop looking at my line...
>>551512826STOP FLATLINING
>>551512673never trust tier lists
The showtime event fucking sucks! After all... why do I even need a rainbow crystal in the first place? YADA YADA YADA YADA
>>551512673mayonnaise gun is an even bigger potential man than narita taishin
>>551512846It's the time of the year where you're supposed to take it easy
*buys shrewd sdeb*
>dirt
>two hours sleep >working 12 hours >suddenly have this huge surge of energy and want to run >physically can’t since I need to stay in the building >running around in circles like im silence Suzuka This sucks I hate it
>>551512826That's where you drew it
>>551513068left>right
>>551513017play dirt games win dirt prizes
>>551511486Uhhh, it's Boxing Day night for me bro...
>>551512982Has she won a room
>>551505787As promised, your gyaru sex
happy meek rape
How are f2pbros holding up?
THERE IS BRIDE HARU URARA?
>>551512335Don't call my wife a devil
>>551512959KICK HIM IN THE BALLS DANCHOU
>>551513282no...
>try to make a better ace>5 great attempts all do worse than my shitty half baked first attemptThis is fucking stupid
>>551513378haven't missed retention once
>>551513530yeppersat that point you just move on
>>551513530That’s your ace saying you can’t do better and to move on
Is Fuku speed a gaslight?>Not as good a roamer as a dedicated pal card>0 specialty priority prevents it from being a decent, let alone good, speed cardSeems like it tries to be a hybrid only to fail at being either
>>551513378So far so good, hopefully this last through MANT
>>551513530you have two other aces to make
yeah looks like aids
>>551513378I average 560-570k a week, haven't demoted yet. I haven't changed my team trial team for like since start of unity cup.
LOSERSJOBBERSFAILURES
>>551513602it's a gaslight but not because of the reasons you listed. fuku is a gaslight because you don't need her to make 1200/1200/1200 on MANT. stop planning pulls for the f2p scenario.
>>551513720Does win variation have a cute nickname?
>>551513557>>551513595I should, I am starting to go crazy>>551513617I actually made 5 others, I'm just trying to hone my favorite to perfection before even thinking about working on the 7th.
>>551513602A pal card that can contribute to a speed friendship training sounds pretty good
>>551513602pretty underwhelming desu. I feel like id rather run several SSRs over her if i was a piggy
>>551513806shion
>>551513850Really? That's unexpected
>>551513720>2
>>551513103>That's where you drew itI'm trying to draw a straight line
>>551513808what poor form
>>551513892>ウインバリア「シオン」
>>551513850I get it, it's a play on words
f2poors, what's the next card we mlb?and don't respond with 'he doesn't know' there has to be another good card we will have 90k ready to pull on
>>551513975stop staringbitch
>>551513720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoH3u-s-Kgkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjDF62wuIrM>both their songs are raging about losing
>>551514015tachyon speed
>>551513602>+150 stat is bad
I despise /uma/.
>>551514038Oh...ok..
>>551512982Impressive, very nice. Now take a look at this. 0 wins.
>>551514047holy kek
Well, back into the hat mine I go
>>551514110no...come back...
what a fucking great late surger parentkingu is good for something
>>551514090*rapes you*
I need to take out Taiki from my TT. I can't stand her NYOOOO shit.
>>551513720Does the black board in the lobby change in JP all the time?The one global seems to be unchanged since launch or maybe I'm not looking hard enough
>Sleep deprived 4x in a rowI hate these silent run killers. Just make me fail a 1% or job debut so I know to give up early.
>>551514170Explode
>>551514015its tach. and ideally get 1lb speed maru for a welfare sidegrade to mlb biko
>>551514170>Style pink
>>551513806Her nickname is Shion, but also Apple/Ringo
>>551514183Yeah depending on what they wanna shill
I need more Triple Tiara shenanigans
>>551514056well thats probably the reason its 'meta' for the career you spam races as a headstart, but def only a useless whale card imo
>>551514170>KinguEnjoy your single circle
>>551514090/uma/ is like that one older sister that I fucking despise with a burning passion that I would have no problems with their death but have wet dreams about and wake up underwear full of cum and balls smelling like cheetos after your hand rests in the bag for 4 minutes
>>551513602all that matters in MANT is race bonus and you can get those with welfare cards
>>551514047Have they tried to stop seething?
>>551513602bwo that's like a billion free stats, how does any of it look bad to you?
is she the most consistent trainee to farm Lv5 wins on? also tried maru&smaru but mile G1s are too volatile after the balance patch
>>551513602It's busted in MANT because you start with 30 in each stat and you can easily hit the speed, power, guts cap in MANT
>>551514369
It's been 50+ runs since my last 3* blue
>>551514379That's why you exist, trainerMake them win
>>551514253Distance>style>trackIf you know, you know
>fail 20% +73bitch nigger
>>551514407Yeah but no one wants her as a parent except HOguri (and even then Super Creek is better)
>>551514415i just got a 3* blue after reading your post
>>551514047i want more umas that seethe and get pissed at their rivals
So they're just casually going to show/write that Aoi is half as strong as an uma musume if not as just as strong then not elaborate on it?
>>551514047damn they sure are seething
>600 speed entering senior year >800 speed exiting summer campYou can't explain that
>>551514743all to maintain the rape agenda
>>551514905600 speed entering senior year is glueworthy
>>551514047Why is she so angry?
>>551514730They should include a special scene when you fail to complete your goals that has your trainee bawling her eyes out. I mean actually breakdown in tears and shows dialogue that there's nothing you can do for her. Maybe that'll motivate you to not lose hopeful stakes.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAME BACK TO WIT THIS SHIT BRINGS CATASTROPHY EVERY SINGLE TIME FUCK WIT DOUBLE PAL IS THE WAY
>>551514047Does Curren Chan have a song?
>>551514931Depends on the strategy.
bitch, give me 3* medium
>>551514995What a weird fetish
>>551514919The trainer we're playing as is definitely weaker than umas and probably aoi so the rape agenda kinda appliesBut does it really always have to be rape?
>>551515054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfY
>>551515146nta but that is exactly how I expect female professional athletes to behave sometimes
>>551514995I want to see Rice break down in tears in front of me after I fail to meet the haruten stamina check
>>551515174brainwashing song
>>551515174This was unfortunately really awful to hear live
>>551515063The only strategy that will let you hit an average of 30 speed per turn while also fixing your stamina is praying to Shiraoki-sama.
>>551514317
>>551515156yes
720 careers done, only a single 3*/3* parent to show for it, how far to the left of the luck bell curve am I?
would you be scared to go out at night if there were dangerous looking umamusumes in your neighborhood?
>>551515468only if they look like kris S
>>551515357NYOOOOOOO
>>551515146>Rice breaks down after the race>return to office to discuss new plans but>"I'm sorry trainer, it's all Rice's fault....Rice will never race again! I'm sorry for wasting your precious time!">storms out before you can even say a word>ever since that day, Rice Shower has not been seen around the academy>a blue rose shows up in the office one day>goals incomplete
>>551515340when was this performed live?
>>551515427
This is my CF and future wife.
>>551515174this sounds like ass sis
