boxing day edition>More Snailing and Interface Changeshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/more-sailing-and-interface-changes?oldschool=1>Player Designed Island Competitionhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/player-designed-island-competition?oldschool=1>Christmas Event 2025https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/christmas-event-2025?oldschool=1>I'm new, what should I do?Quests:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guideDiaries:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary>Communication & InfoWebsite: https://osrs.game/Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS>2025 /osg/ EHP Competitionhttps://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571Previous: >>551393652
>>551513572Pretty decent year for me. Might get max in 2026, if I try. Almost close to trimming in rs3 too.
thats a lovely skjermbilde thanks for sharing
>>551513689DÆ Æ JO MASKINEN SJØL JO
>>551513723thank you ^^
hardcore ironman but instead of losing your account on dying you lose your rank 599534 on the hiscores.. wow thats so hardcore...
if you die as hc you die in rl
left my skjerm inside d3k
CG is so easy now that I know I can just drag the boss away from the wall (discovered because I missclicked). I can almost always just run laps around him if I feel like I'm losing control of what to do during the final phase
sighgood morning i guess
>>551515789Good morning sunshine!!! <3
I thought
>40 hour grind at the worst barracuda for some trimwho fucking thought of this
just played runescape
i like how when i log in for the 2nd time the game re reminds me to get the staffs even tho i already did and it doesn't re remind to go do tears even though i forgot the first login
I don't go to high school cuz I go to school high
is dt2 doable for an RN (real nigga) period helmie who has only played casual on and off, and has no experience with bossing
Keep that thong out yo bussy, period
sold my account and recovered it again, another easy 400$ made and buyer also got me 20 total levels :)
Odalf Hitler>>551518941You're losing your status unless you have an alt to practice on
>>551518941u can just bot the bosses, I botted the zulrah kill and all loot from cg
Has it leaked yet? I NEED to watch this kino...I remember another episode leaking a few weeks early.
>>551520117is there no other way to practice?
practice doesn't sound very hardcore to me
hi guys, my name is Jackson, you can call me either jack or son
why did mod jerv write "female" here instead of body type 2?mod jerv more like mod terf,,
give troons a hand and theyll take the whole arm
>>551524745Trvke
my girlfriend wears a butt plug while doing slayer
>>551525107Personally I cannot wait to get a gold paint, and make the McDonald's boat.
you need way more than that to make slayer a good skill
where was yall at when john was on the email trying to stop depressed fans from killing themselves?
900 deaths this year..
where can i see my jagex wrapperd
why the fuck did i fall for the hcim memenow im in too deep to just die on purpose to transition to a regular helmie
take it easy man
>>551527867i know a good surgeon for it sister, its never too late
i died lots but i was a noob that got my infernal, quiver, solo 500, solo cm, blorva and radiant this year
>>551527867You're just not careless enough. I died because I afked close to the dark wizards with auto retaliate off. I was on the road though so I think someone lured a wizard to me.If you're in too deep then maybe you're careful enough to actually be a proper HC?
>>551528202lmao
>>551528179dr vardostein is great! i used him too
can we have a boxing day party or
>>551529078too many literal faggots in the cc, not very christian to be celebrating a holy day with the likes of them
can we do a meriitoa or maybe even a meriitob
I have been afk salvaging for a month idk if I can handle a toa
Made an RS post in the wrong thread, cringe
shes ace leave her alone
got a bad case of bubble gut
girl your never gonna pull a tumtum if you do two raids a year
twotum
beast midzy
how come midzy gets to be a chud but when john does it you all hate him
how come john is an annoying attention whoring nonce who only talks about his childs penis for hours and midzys just one of the girls
2 planks in a row :(
you can get even more planks for free if you go to the barbarian outpost thats just a little ironman pro tip
Thanks :)
for me its entrana because im a sailing locked ironman named dock johnson
All my megarares were bought via RTW
whats rtw
Real Tranny Whores, I have a group of them that I pimp out for my RS purchases
>>551513572Are custodian stalkers worth it for fast slayer xp? I'm purposely sandbagging the quest because they have a very high weight with steve.
gg jerked it to tranny porn again so now my reactions are slow and my mind is barely working so I am basically giga nerfed in the red prison and I am just gonna die over and over again nice dude
Wow... This was not the christmas gift I was hoping for.I was just about to learn Alchemical Hydra, ofcourse I die as should be. But stupid as I am I run back to gather my things from the coffer not thinking of the boots of stone required to be in the dungeon. You know the rest. I died and the items in my coffer are lost forever.I lost following: Crystal legs, blowpipe, suffering, slayer helmet, rune pouch. Blowpipe and suffering hurt, but losing the crystal legs really suck, especially since I went dry at CG and can't even imagine going back.Comfort me with your tragic loss stories!
didnt ask bro
im not a loser ive never even lost my virginity
lol (reluctant)
sluts of cg
bots can be sluts? what year is it 2049?
93 woodcutting :3
fishin bwans and watching fallout
>>551533504uhmmmmm why would bots die at cg u dumbass
I am logging in to do one (1) run of the so-called Corrupted Gauntlet. By doing so I will receive the enchanced weapon crystal elf faehdrinen seed, thank you.
>>551534067six seven lmao nice
i hate when merrypoo texts me like whats up senpai you good i say im good im great next day xhe asks me for something
and then you wake up
troonies think im crazy and john defending me
meriipu the type of nigga to send a second text with just question marks after you took "too long" to respond to their question
Close but no cigar
as a whistleblower i can never reveal my rsn on osg because ive uncovered pmod grooming gangs here so if its ever leaked then i can kiss my runey ass goodbye
the only blowing you do is on cocks
chat is ethan chlebowski right should everyone try cooking lu rou fan
i have to deal with constant harassment for telling the truth
dont pmo
Dead silence on the 'cord with my gf because I am cutting gems, but if I go do any content that requires any type of concentration then she'll start talking non-stop I JUST KNOW IT.
The 4chan Leaks That Uncovered A Pmod Grooming GangThe 4chan Whistleblower Interview (Its Worse Than We Thought)
Yep, like clockwork. I step into the gauntlet portal and she starts talking about something I said 8 months ago.[SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE TO BLOG]
w/e, just gonna go auto click alch shit
should I just buy a bond to fund my prayer and construction grind? I'm too old for this shit
erm some of us have jobes and kides and wives
>>551536845Literally nobody would know or care
i care
midzy would her entire life revolves around being a nosy judgey cunt
shitzy is second to merrypoo on osg in every aspect
midzy couldnt even hit the griddy if she could try
I dont wanna be too eager to jump on the hit the griddy thing incase it is a sex thing and I embarass myself
ya hit the quan hit the quan get down low and hit the quan
>>551537438>>551537885>>551538040>>551538494>>551538512brah imagine being the parents of these fucking losers XDDD
relax im not one of the troonies im just an innocent bystander i dont fuck wit that gay shit my nigga Xd
imagine having two billion gold coins in your bank
thats wasted xp you shouldnt keep that many coins in your bank theres better things to use it for its like having unused ram
my parents love me
so much for my happy ending
>>551538985post nose size
i only have like 87 million gielienor pieces in my bank but i have about 8.5b in the grand exchange xDD
its just common scents idiot
my nose is a tiny bit larger than the average individual for reasons
My nose is so massive I am basically forced to have a beard to bring balance to my face. I also love coins and hate goyim
ok that was a little too on the nose anon
lol
That joke right there is why I hate goyim
What's the point of crushed nests? What a dogshit addition
its ancient chinese medicine
meriipu is a cheese freak and a stoner
omg thats literally me but my name isnt meriipu
wow what kind of cheese do you freak for me
I wonder if this is effective?!
why dont you add them back and ask lol?
I did and he told me to go kill myself so I reported him.
sorry you had to endure that
why do people say to do duradel over nieve? They have basically the same tasks but duradel has a lot more bullshit mixed in.
google it bitch
>go to frost dragons>not a slayer helmet in sight>noobs are level 70 prayer but not even using a bonecrusher and just letting the bones despawneveryone is stupid except for me
Google this, bitch. *whips out cock*
>>551545223I did, the only downside is less points. Otherwise nieve/steve has a better list at higher points. It's worse at lower points, but most low point tasks suck ass regardless.
>>551545415can i see
>>551545206>>551545604More points = more skips = more time doing good tasks
>>551546437they give the same points why do you reply when you dont know
>>551546948>Western Provinces elite diary>Non-boostable 93 slayer requirementYeah I doubt anyone asking that question has 93 slayer.
>>551545672Yes
93 slayer is like 5% of the way to being done with the skill
i do kuradal tasks because shes cute
im cute maybe you could do me
It's Adam and Nieve not Adam and Steve, okay?
im a girl chud
>>551547884Do you want to be my girlfriend?
girls cant be chuds
GREAT awareness by me. Marvelous. Spectacular, even.
why were adam and nieve both boys in nier
>>551548182the ingame ui is so unfathomably bad there was no reason to have it be bad in addition to making cg badder than normal g
this jit cant read a map
what am i looking at we dont have whatever the freak that is in f2p
They call me the Just In Time rapist #rape
Sis just get members what are you some poor latina?
no im asian
did shortys quit
well if you're not a latina then I'm not buying you members sorry
Is it good to be spooned on crystal armour seeds or is that a useless tease?
useless if you go dry for the ews
As suspected, good thing I didn't get excited
irons should be allowed to use the ge
maybe like one day per year when irons can use the ge
uims should be allowed to bank
Jagex finds out who the driest iron is and allows them to use the G.E to buy 2 items. Once a year as a Christmas treat
i only get spooned on useless freaking garbage
what about in bed
I. AM. THE. ONE. WHO. SPOONS.
wish someone would spoon me
st0ck was afraid of sex but he wanted to spoon
>>551553250what size are you
>>551553489This guy spoons, size is important for optimal spooning
my bf is 8" taller and 50 lbs more than me but hes more often the little spoon because i like to bite and scratch on him
Nigga what am I doing, runecrafting?
youre going to appreciate those runes when youre done
god this game fucking sucks i'd be okay with rs3 dying honestly. when a game has disrespected its players for over 13 years and removed mtx after everyone has left it's like who even care? game deserves to die
I got all the runes I need from my ogress grind
i dont even respect myself why should i care about the game respecting me
>>551513572my 2000TTL ironman got permed on christmas day and i hadn’t even logged into my account that week. Fuck this faggot game. Every day i will pray that feral niggers burn down the jagex building. Cunts
what if we did runey and chill in the dashcon ballpit
>>551559582What for?
>>551559582did you run your ebin undectedaldle antiban9000 ahk scripts on it
>>551559582owned chud
>>551559662Bot Busting (Moderate) they reckon. Pretty hard to cheat when you’re camping with the boys 700km from the nearest fucking town, but i digress. I’m so unbelievably fucking mad it’s not even a joke, and on Christmas, too. Maybe i’ll just torch the cunt myself, fuck niggers
>>551559930ok so you ran your ebin ahk script
I am personally okay with RS3 dying off entirely, I think. When a game disrespects you with rampant MTX for 13 years it's not a good game
Wow she has very similar stats to me
>>551559930how long ago did you last bot and what did you use?
this is your sign to go all in.get a new computer.make every account type except GIM we don't consider it a real mode.MAX THEM ALLWE ARE SO BACK
>>551560356JARVIS
alexa can you dot product two player stats to get a similarity score
Lowkey think I'll consider myself dry at 100 KC no enhanced no cap
tfw became shit at lms again because no lms in months, feels bad
umm wouldnt the spectral norm be more fitting for a similarity score
I think I'll buy a bond and play for 3 days then take 6 months off
thats what i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B5CUwX3UvwUP
>dot productDoesn't make sense here. Compare two players with everything level 50, and then two other players with everything level 99. Same similarities, but entirely different dot products.>spectral normDoesn't measure any type of similarity as far as I'm aware.Why not just do a simple Euclidean distance? :)
oh lms is just full of the annoying bots
I ate too many lindor truffles and now I am feeling queasy
go poop or something
d3ks did a trick on it
anyone want to pvp me on the pvp arena for a bond?
no
CGers, how many CGs would you do a day when you were CGing?>>551564828For imbues? Just join one of the official worlds and join the CC for it.
euclidean? r u kidding me i dont even think thats a word ok here is my suggested /rs07g/ toons similarity equation||(2^(|A-B|/mean(B)))*mean(|A-B|)|| where A and B are the 8x3 matrices of the players stats!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>551565458depends on how i felt but i remember doing at least 25 a day but i did 50 a couple times
>>551565663Are you a cyborg AI robot? Wow
Okay I have to do it again I have to delete my rs3 accounti keep grinding out accounts to like 2k total then realize i dont like the game. its just so soulless.
can't you get to 2k total in RS3 in like a day
>>551565534Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think no
its takes less than a month to get 200m all on rs3
>>551566602why whats wrong with it, i thought it would work well to use 2^ to make a scaled average of the stats so that the differences in the skils have more to say and still the total difference by average of (A-B) has a lot to say still and then the euclidean ok i still used it here for a final number
oh dear
>>551565458when i was grinding ews i made myself do at least 10 a day sure many days i did more than that but 10 was the minimum even if i really didnt wanna i made myself
i would do like 40-60 cgs in a day
personally im getting back into the habit of doing 5 per day but im not in a rush to acquire a fae bow as ive lots of skilling grinds i want to do as well
>>551567230how did you have the time
i just dont really like how this game attracts "skids" like playing this game 14 hours a day is pathetic
>>551568080i work on a core infra team that probably has like 1-2 hours of real work a week
>>551568451SRE stuff?
>>551568586no just a normal dev
>>551568698So you're a platform dev and you don't have any work? Do the non-platform devs know you exist?
>>551567325was it hard for you to learn
>>551568784i learned it on a main years ago but i dont really remember struggling that much no
>>551566602please answer my post i want attention
>>551568751hopefuly not
>>551566602i know you are the math phd anon here i d-didnt want to tell you this but i think i have a crush on you...
21 CG runs today and that's my limit.>>551566905Yeah sure, anything you want. Let's go for it.
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Gnome_Restaurant#Hard_orders
you beautiful but fucking awful thing
omg
>>551569267That's kinda funny. When I was on the platform team I had so much work to do. Good for you>>551569329I don't have a PhD in anything, but also I prefer to be known for my rapes, thanks #rape
im thinking about making the 2026 temple competition because afaik the girl who ran it this year stopped posting but maybe not
i wouldnt bother
im an asshole i deserve this
deserve what
what do you deserve
why is your post echoing
wow you girls are so funny you should be comedians
nobody freaking takes me seriously gosh
return the slab
i take you seriously at all times
so who is hosting the new years party this year
ill probably be having some wine alone at my poh youre welcome over
meet up at annakarl
im an iron girl i cant enter your poh
thats fine well just have sex outside in public babe
ok well i dont really leave it so sorry
whatever idk why u hate me
jesus christ how do i get banned for days and yet nobody in this stupid bot thread does
vitamins
i post about runescape mostly
what were you botting sweaty
umm how did you know i was a bot
what happened
dont worry about it im over it
you dont sound over it why do you always do this
Time to leave, this is dire!
always do what.
ok chat can you use the new /rs07g/ similarity formula to compare Meripuu and Midzy's stats
not your personal mathematician
i dont bot or macro or act like a low impulse control chud in chat so ive never been banned personally
Shut the fuck up virgins and check out my new hat
>>551559582>erm but i wasn't even botting on that day! wtf jagex!this is how i 100% know that you bottedidk what you're even outraged for, you broke the rules you get banned, what did you expect
ive no degree i cant do maths
i have an engineering degree but i cant do math anymore either the computer does that
99% of "false bans" arent false
i have a maths degree and i can kinda do maths
which type of engineering do you preform
i have a maths minor and i cant really do maths
is that you in the pic?
>maths minoran asian child?
>>551572732anti lol
mathematician? more like mathemagician LOL
>>551572851lol
feeling: zesty
>>551572082yes the similarity score is 864.5486
describe thta feeling for us
>placeholders were off again somehow>bank is a fucking mess>without tag system it'd be even worseIm so tired..
girl keep it locked
d3ks aka d333cay aka beybladee are you here
its leaking....
just use bank layouts plugin
Just play a uim??? No bank problems then
im going to bed good nyaight
sleep good
so you're just allowed to go on the wiki and lie? no one audits these articles?
show the rest of the text you disingenuous chud
suqah's strongest warrior in the chat tonight
suqah my penis lol
thats what i thought..
no, it never is. stop asking.
no one cares go post about it in your pedo kpop thread
thats me actually
aww some1 mad nobody cares about their bowfa hcim
cold spaghetti cold spaghetti
I care about their bowfa HCIM and I think you should fuck off you fat kpop freak
jeff wiggle is on the list btw
seconded.
i like midzy and kpop good but i dont like cunny #notallkpopfreaks
>>551576665>>551576767you're having a big melty now huh
what a fascinating turn of events
not having a melty just dont like him
no one is having a melty nonce freak no one likes you
i ran out of pound cake and no shops are open im going to starve
Kpopsissies you are hated
you like my dick you ugly fat bitch
>>551576964>>551576969omg
im warming up some leftover brusselS sprouts and prime rib if you want some oh and some potato
your dick was fine but it was embarrassing that you self deleted and the rest of your existence is embarrassing so it doesnt really matter that your dick is above average size
>>551577110thank you for saying brussels sprouts
whos brussel
his dick was obviously shopped you girls are fucking retarded
you have to much of that committed to memory other boy is jel jel
are there different kinds of sprouts are does brussel own them all
these threads are kind of pathetic aren't they
some people have fat cocks it would be more likely to just save a photo of someone elses big cock from the big cock thread than to photoshop his own cock but im not really 100% sure anyway since he only gave us 23 seconds to glimpse it
>>551577338Yep, disturbingly so.
researching heirloom brusselss ssprouts now
wae can't i horny post without you throwin a tantrum
oh my god they look so alien
you would be liked more if you werent a nonce
*gossipsquito voice* things are getting juicier and juicier
you're sharting cause i posted adult kwuarms like ctfu i'm being cordial
no one here wants to see you horny post about asian teenagers you have a whole thread for that elsewhere
yea get out of here lavine
faladorians be like "im havin me din dins at the white moon inn"
well what are these threads for thenbecause its clearly not runescape
it's ok when you attention persona whore but god forbid someone else have a little fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MYDWuf8V-Anew chunk kino up
thats not limpwurt
thats not josh isnt gaming
persona mentioned
wheres the dragon longsword i dont see it
gnna guam on your ugly toon with the white crystal
d3ks raped me
i have black crystal because im dark and mysterious
why the fuck am i failing the lunar diplomacy dream realm race hurdles at seventy fucking agility?????? four times in a row?????????????
a bee just flew into my screen lol
who are those people are they your friends
>>551579357does lake have cancer or something
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Minotaur
sensing some flippancy
>>551578405its detective cat :D
miss my niggas jaytrooonie and shenny2k
sailing adventure i had earlier.....hope u guys enjoy haha............John Sent from my BlackBerry
>>551580380ai
>>551580380wtf is this real???
>>551580380if my dad saw this on facebook he would email me the link
that cat has moves like jagger lol
>>551580661lol
whats jagger
wasnt lol worthy
>>551580703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg>14 yars agoim old now :(
ive a headache
i cant even remember how old i was 14 years ago
you cant use ive for that because have isnt an auxiliary verb in that sentence so its strong and cant be contracted
you told that to me before but i like how it sounds so im gonna keep doing it
>>551580813great song
na hours are so fucking bad fuck you fat nigga mutt homos
i would die for d3
im not fat and im white
nice "gameplay" redditors
im not fat
im fat and gay and retarded
you guys are on track for this ladlor chart right
remember when bonesaw overstocked blood runes via his main and got de ironed? now u can rwt to pay someone to get u a tbow in mega scales as well as if a grind is too hard u can complain and they’ll make it just cost gp (ingots runecrafting etc)
holy smokes king roald made today a federal holiday who knew
yea but you need to catch a lot of chins to mega scale an iron now
cry more kid.irons run this game.agilitytodt is coming. craftingtodt is coming. herbtodt is coming.
bonesaw is readyyyyy
>>551581924I am an iron myself and that post was stolen from twitter and it's 100% right
iron in 2026 is easier than main in 2015
Post runescape sluts
wyd if ltg told u to com'd yourself
even d3 plays an iron now
>>551581756im 29 and havent done anything on here yet is that bad
>>551582207
dont post my pictures crepe
>>551582394first kiss age 17first full time job age 16 (if you count full time summer idk)pass driving test 18 (a little late but before the chart idk)first holiday with friends 18first car 20move out 23rent on your own 23 (this should go together wtf)think about starting a business 6 (ok i thought about it)look at buying property to let right now ok i lookedretire 25 got my neetbucks
why is beybladeee on but doesnt post?
my favourite part of the chart is buying a house several years before hitting an average wage
beybladee hates everyone here who isnt in her clique she posts if pm or the eel girl posts a doings and listening prompt but she hates the rest of us
I am joining Oblivion PVM
i yearn and ache quietly and if that doesn’t work i kill myself
why is earning 40k a year at age 37 but buying a house at 29
>>551581756>age 30: start earning average wage>age 37: start earning 40k a year?
have you ever considered posting your own doings and listenings prompt
she doesnt want to participate in thread traditions she just wants to write fanfic
that chart was made when the nazis were still dropping bombs over london
we need qol for high alching. at least let us "bind" it to an item so we dont have to click twice.
how playing lms in 2026 feels
the raped ^
>>551583048more likely it was made by ai
beasted that prime rib now i dont feel so good
no shit red meat is a group 1b carcinogen you're dying mate
that's a uk chart, 40k a year is average for an adult.
should i purge
context?
yes girly you want to be thin for prom dont you
the ex fen research developer email was linked to paying e girls to play video games with him.
And I know a hero will comeAnd all of your heroes are goneSomeone's got toNo one left toBring back the light
>>551584202just put this song on and holy shit its bad
>>551584142omg
i have d333cay fever and the doctor said its terminal
irit irit
jerk it for kirk (hyperpop music video)
as for me I'm doing zalcano on the bot world
dont let youre wheelie bin get frozen shut like me
Whenever a Hyperpop champion casts their spell, they will grant Mana and a temporary Attack Speed bonus to their closest ally. This means that you can easily buff up just about carry in the game at the cost of only 1 unit slot on your team.
im stuck stealing fruits again
why do i have to click on telekinetic grab in my spellbook and then click on the statuewhy can't i just autocast tele grab while inside mtathis kind of feels like it was made shitty on purpose to be mean
autocast is against the gowers vision mta is pure svul
the gowers added autocast
and look where they ended up
*autocasts tele grab on your penis*
hand me the keys you fucking cock sucker
might guam to chun li fortnite
stealin fruit is too draining
you only need to do it for like 20 mins then you can go to varly
whats in varly
wealthy citizens and their unattended houses
ill look into that thanks
no wakkaz
took a break from bg3 to play some arc raiders
my life be like ooooo ahhhh
my life be like puke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39J1DsdzFbsthread theme
i have the heart of a girl
cool wherd you get it
so when are we getting the next good update they must have a lot lined up right since we did not get much and a half-finished skill befoer chrimmy
>>551588458all of 2026 will be used to finish development on the unfinished sailing releaseplease enjoy it
>>551588556I enjoyed some of sailing but I need like a dt2 or something to rattle myself up again
too bad the next 18 months of runey updates will be sailing tweaks and expansions and raids4 the sailing raid
>>551588852uhhhh but a sailing raid sounds pog as fuck what are you talking about
my dragon dagger is hard
cute can i see
naur
they already said raids 4 isnt sailing related
they lie alot
who up awakening they whisperer
im on a big adventure with my arm
what is means?
why is gnomonkey doing regular gauntlet can he not do cg
>"runescape has good writing/lore/quests">look inside>myreque questline climax has a deus ex machina in the form of a character who the half-angel son of the king and queenlollollol
better than e33
mod ed thinks himself the miyazaki of osrs now the players create their own lore
rsn idea runcel
rsn idea elf cucker
zulrah makes me want to kms more than cg ever did
i gave you that rsn stop trying to regift it
I just completed the 2nd most pointless quest in the game, Olaf's quest.It's been a very long time since I've done this quest, but I don't remember this chat message about ships further out at sea, and it doesn't seem to be in the Wiki's transcript.Is this some upcoming Sailing quest teaser they added or was this message always there?
my phone dry as hell
>>551590758i think its always been there and iirc you get that "useless" treasure map and retards have been screaming for it to get a sailing followup basically since the first new skill poll dropped
>>551590758there are salvage ships out north
been raw dogging depression for like 20 years ama
i dont have anything to ask you
>>551591273have you tried pilk
>>551590758>>551590925Actually yeah, I just pulled up the By Release episode completing that, and the message was there.
thats fair
>>551591273
not yet but its on my 2026 bucket list
why wait?
nice it could change your entire worldview so i would try and get it in early cause your whole year could be different after
can i use almond milk for it
maybe youd be less depressed if you allowed yourself to drink real milk
im not sure but my gut says you shouldnt
i might try a nice root bilk instead
do you know how many almonts it takes to make a single glass of milk
im lactose intolerant so
need my almonds milked rn fr
>>551572595how can i make my 4chinx download all images so i can see them without having to go in to the chives>>551576767aww tysmi feel like people might have been talking about me but im too lazy to read through the thread to figure it out so im going to assume they were and tysm for thinking about me
oat milk is better
oh great it was a freaking hideous guamer post ewwww
can we please talk about d3k shes osgs princess and i havent been getting enough attention lately
like a cow that turned human
is the telekinesis chamber the worst part of MTAis it all downhill after that
yeah its probably the worst
>>551592581
afking redwoods and driving down mulholland drive thats why i rather take to 405
im getting frem hard
i guess it doesnt fucking matter whether we see each other or not
are you talking to me
lms is no longer fun because someone decided just to put the t1000 in the game
im so fucked up
dude
wow that looks like my bedsheets every morning covered in my white hot sticky sauce
how come some bosses get solo instances but others don'tis there a pattern or common thread between them or something?
im playing seppy and cleaning up some alchables from my bank
chat, if you got banned it's most likely that you cheated and that counts for youtubers too like impling only. you must've did something shady like ahk or something, the only person who got banned illegitimately with proof was odablock and that's because of a beta cuck developer working at jagex.simpling
dont call me that
yeah thats true
im not botting im just autistic
just beasted a fremmenik hard diary achievement lamp 15000 herby xp
lamping herby and not agi silly helmie ngmi
wow gz thats alot of points
i got my agility xp from the hallowed sepulchre personally
your suppose to use it on herb why would i use it on agi
ok do you think youre better than me
sepulchre is some of the best content in the game. who agrees?
sepulcher is just an agility course you have to carry a lot of shit around for do NOT let retards gaslight you into thinking its good
i like sepulchre :)
i cant do sepulchre its too hard for me i also cant do beneath cursed sands or sailing trials
whatever i think its fun im not retarded
you're double retarded
bro im gonna crash out over the lms bots what the fuck, its like im trying to pvp against a bald mussie
im retarded and i dont think its fun
i have never had fun playing this game
nothing is fun for me any more and i dont know how to fix it
not sure what to do now in the game personally
i have fun when i get the drop
you can come steal fruits with me if you want
no fanks
how are you still stealing fruit how are you not on wealthy citizens yet are you slacking
have you set your left click to drop to clear the fruits quicker? or even get some baskets and fill them with the fruits if you want to bank them
you need 50 for thta im 49
anyone here used to watch george lopez? the daughter and wife was hot.
yes im left clicking the fruits to drop themnow listening to the george lopez low rider song
now lms just killed my motivation to playthanks jagex
skill issue i think?
thank god helmies dont have to do lms anymore
goto the UK world lms and get to 4th place
complaining about dying to basic pvp bots is so freaking based bro dont let them convince you otherwise
they are literally 1 tick flicking me
do it back to them?
so 1t bolt rag them moron
why are you doing pvp on your helmie if you arent good at it that doesnt make sense to me can someone explain it to me maybe
maybe shes practicing
i want the 500win cape because it looks cool, im already at the 100 win cape
interesting so if you are doing it for fun why dont you have fun instead of complaining
i want to go there to get the sexy pickaxe
ooooh fuck, vyre sents with the 21 blood shard though? *wrist roll gesture* *salute*...shit!
>>551596608uhm thats literally every ironman at CG so you are gonna need to explain that one to me too
well i was going to ask them next but for now im asking you
they'll poll a bowfa alternative in early fall of 2026please look forward to it
>>551596757im a masochist
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GmwaBid0QYgscurrius dance
osrs runey
im at wealthy citizens do i really just sit here and wait
>>551597194you can steal from the stalls while you wait for the citizens to get distracted
>>551592581alchemy is kind of rough but enchant + plapzone are really comfy
yeah
thread is moving so fast if someone posted cock nobody would notice just sayin
>>551594286This mentality is why Im proud of rmting over 50b rs3 years ago without getting banned. Jagex does ban falsely because they are stupid.
50b rs3 what is that like two dollars
wtf did i just read? jagex false bans so i break the rules so i can get a real ban? what
do not talk to me if you are N2 and above
stop calling botting cheating fucking retard cheating is speedhack and aimbot not macros
i dont cheat in video games
I posteed that they unbanned one of my accounts that had "macro major" and you retards didn't believe me, had to show prooff. Now Im telling you I dont regret rmting and actually breaking rules.
just got a dragon metal sheet from a lost ironwood crate, very nice
>>551597612right. dumb ass niggas fr
i wish i had a non balding ironfriend
the only game i ever cheated in was day z mod and i feel bad for it every day
im iron and not balding but i dont want to be your friend
botting is browncoded
i edited the undertale save file to give myself infinite money but it was kind of encouraged by the game i dont think it counts as cheating
>>551597941hey
DSP is such a boring lolcow, the trolls that watch him has to be super miserable and retarded as fuck, dsp just whines and it isn't even funny like wings or LTG when he does it.
i edited my factorio save file now it blue screens my pc if i try to load it
>>551598078were in a liberal tranny general therefore its actually thread culture to be a browncoded botter
i tried to add like custom textures to the macbook chess program when i was a kid and it broke the chess program and now i dont know how to play chess
>>551598212no i met it was coded by browns(indians)
hmt +2
>they dont false ban guys its always your fault
fuckFUCK
quash = expired it was a correct ban
Keep accsuing of macroing, glad my rs3 main that actually broke rules is still around. Lmfao.
uhm this is what happens when you arnt playing a helmie
is blud yalling to heself wtf is hapnin
idrc if your account got banned you probably still deserved it even if it was false
why would u bot in rs3 when u can just swipe your credit card for a 99
assisted gameplay botting is the future
everything happens for a reason. a false ban is a plead from god to do something else with your time
can someone PLEASE upload a podcast to explain to me what the heck is goin on
im gonna freak out i just want the pearls
dont freak out. please.
i botted fishing on my first account in like middle school but only because i hated fishing but still wanted to hang out with my more dedicated friends who could catch swordfishi botted like 20 fishing levels and then deleted itthey never got me for it
im telling jagex
>>5515989493 pets
i think bot detection has come a long way in the last 20 years
do u think i should try underground pass tonight or wait until tomorrow
i dont care what you do
ok im going to wait until tomorrow
>>551598432doesnt mean it was a false ban they could have just as easily unbanned someone who was botting by mistake
anyone who calls non ironman accounts "mains" is a retard
what should you call them
I only have an iron account. And a level 3 shitter wildy scout
nice level 3 main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQY94d7P044
>>551602505gz and really good album
>>551600668It's okay to be stupid & wrong, but trying to run away from reality is a mistake.
im not stupid or wrong ok thats rude and your vile rude response proves me right
>jagex cant mistakenly ban you but they can mistakenly unban youYou are incredibly stupid.
>>551602505really appreciate the cleanliness of your user interface
yeah one requires a robutt to be wrong which doesnt happen and the other requires a human which are fallible morons
>>551602505Why would u grind zulrah after cg
did the nigger that used to jarvis bitch ass niggas quit the game?
you are both being dishonest omg stop arguingpic related owlmoding hard
>>551603573because i like the comfiness of bowfa only zulrah and i want the uniques for my future plans
me personally i think i shant be owlmoding
riot games is genuinely the most retarded company ever just because i say nword in the chat i only get 2 pings every minute how the fuck am i supposed to communicate effectively with my team, like seriously this is forced trolling from the developer how are chat restricts even a real thing just block me if you cant handle me saying the nword, if you pmo i will still troll your lane or something, the nword is going to be the last of your worries and im consciously making this post on osg
everyone knows that you can just run it down 20 games in a row and nothing happens but 1 little bad word gets you punishedin the future unbind the enter key and instead run it downor take anger management classes bc its just a game
go away chud
>>551603645what's on the daki?
great now i need 92 mining siiiiiiiiiigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRdgbsm4zg
I wish i had a big titty zilyana daki ngl
>>551604947used to crush on this guy a little
>>551604814A giant subway sandwich wrapper?
>>551605194oh yeah now i remember kronii loves subway
there used to be this video that had millions of views on youtube back in 2009-2010 and the guy who made the video lived 30 mins away from me but he deleted the video for some reason
what video was it i have all of youtube backed up
did anyone miss me
a little not that much
me personally i always hit my target so its unlikely
>>551605443goofy ahh nigga trying to get me to dox myself
wish someone loved me
i wish for a lot of things
I deleted a video that went viral on reddit league of legends years ago because I was young and all the hate in the comments got to me
i remember getting into fights on the club penguin miniclip forums
i dont believe that a faggot like you ever had a sense of shame
my life is nothing but shame
All I want for christmas is an rpg I can sink a hundred hours into..
want to play outward together
>>551607662Id rather have an RPG i can sink into a tank
Why MapleStory's 4th Era will be MASSIVE
is herblore the only helmie skill that hasn't had all its worst edges sanded off? almost every other skill you can just autism grind out at your own pace (excluding farming but that's a relatively "fast" skill once you can do trees)but herblore is just "get fucked and wait, retard"
just kill chaors druid nigga
>>551610352takes like 2 weeks to get to 70
proveably untrue
>>551610352I'd honestly say crafting is in a worse place than herblore.
call me obama based god
>>551611576every time the devs think about buffing ironman crafting experience in any way they become possessed by a ghost that is obsessed with glassblowing that forces them to just make glassblowing easier rather than do literally anything else
>>551605397was it an asian guy
>>551612369stfu dumbass nigga we're not talking about nigahiga or kevjumba
>>551607727hi
>>551612109I'm just thinking of the semi-viable methods off the top of my head:- Dragon leather: Unsustainable- Shooting Star gem packs: Incredibly fucking slow- Tzhaar shop gems: Incredibly fucking expensive- Jewellery: Unsustainable- Battlestaves: Unsustainable- Pisc Cranes: Niche, more of a UIM method, slow if purely looking at crafting xp/h- Dorg light orbs: Technically glassblowing but making WAY less because the xp per molten glass is significantly higher. Extremely high level method.I'm not really sure how they could buff these methods to make them more long-term sustainable without just shitting too many resources into the game, or having some kind of craftingtodt that isn't overpowered for bondies if you use those raw materials as an input.
people praise battlestaves a lot but that's unreasonable to level with until you're already comfortably bossing and killing bosses that shit out powered orbsjust make a carbon copy of giants foundry that uses cut gems and jewelry instead of bars and armor/weapons and its big chiling
>>551612812there was a canadian asian dude on 2008 youtube that did jump cut vlogs and taught me how to spell bestiality was it him
>>551612812im thinking peter chao
got a new 3 stepper today
NOOOOO my hcim died and i lost my 859125 hcim rank j-j
>>551614131Huge for the rank 1,719,127 Ironman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYXDldT-kU
ai is better at music than that nonce ian
*american accent* me mum died in the hooolly im soory
thread fucking sucks ever since john dad left.
who?
i need to slay some slanty gash
back in the day we would say pog clog now its ehc soulless slop game soulless slop thread
first person novels are so gauche and provincial
why
provincial as in
i'm back
theres just something so american about them
I clasp the flask between my hands even though the warmth from the tea has long since leached into the frozen air
>>551616835hello
>when you die and flute salad starts playing for some reaosn
can you elaborate what you mean by that
are you asking me if im talking to you
did you miss me
oh
i miss you more than you will ever know
john would you ever go for an asian ting
>>551617328what makes you think i havent
its just like call me ishmael i wouldnt say that my rsn isnt ishmael so im immediately pulled from the narrative
>>551617347i thought youre an if it aint white it aint right kinda guy
>>551617454i was young once
who the fuck added me to discordmessage me you coward
why dont you message them instead of posting in the thread about it
i did and they didnt respond
whats your dsn ill add u
who ever told me bosskillless hcim were the most autistic you were right holy shit worse than green helms
>lms so bad people play lms in private servers now
anyone that would blow glass for exp at any point is weird
im weird
>>551618375no :)
look at this little nigga on his way to die to a dark wizard
why not
>no quest hlper for christmas event
whats wrong with blowing glass
>>551619643you dont have what it takes to be an ironman
>>551620056infinite time and no job? correct
watched castle rock season 2 without watching season 1 lol
You will never be a real ironwoman. You have no corrupted bowfa, you have no green logs, you have no barrows kc. You are a bondie man twisted by the ge and bonds into a crude mockery of the gowers intentions.
>>551620178why'd you crash out about irons every chance you got but made one anyways
>>>/vt/108062437which one of you made this
i have 66 barrows kc actually
>>551621653repression
>>551621653not even the first iron ive made. keep up
what am i suppose to do with the dupes on my helmie
drop it over to ur bondie or alch
i dont have a bondie and it feels wrong alching items worth more than 10m for 100k
https://youtu.be/YjGN80doH9g
how are you getting items worth more than 10m without knowing what deaths coffer is
>people starting irontroons without ever playing actual gameWhere do these fucks come from?
>>551622073im retarded
why do people still do hcim after like 8 hc deaths like wtf? maybe hc isnt for you
>>551622461maybe you should relaxtry the 4-7-8 method
mines at like 300, i just report anyone speaking spanish for buying/selling account services
that's racist
>>551622945thats his friend list
>>551622073But UIM's don't have death's coffer??
Good morning Corrupted Gauntlet Fans And All Fans of Such Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qruvRVkz_WQ
>Flinching KQ for the diary kill>Seriously been like 20 minutes at this point>See something in the chatbox>You slip your weapon through a gap in the creature's chitin, landing a vicious blow>OH SHIT FINALLY>12
do ironchuds really make (unf) potions?
>>551624505Great, it just despawned...
>>551624505What level are you even?
Will I be getting orbs from PVMing now that I'm done with moons/titans? Basically, is it worth it to still buy battlestaves?
>>55162469580 atk and 80 str.I only brought 1 dose of each boosting potion, because I didn't realise it was going to take this long.
0 ehc day
Hate that sailing is leeching my runecrafting xp
holdmehandman
>>551624505Are u trying to flitch the bitch with the keris dagger tf?
>>551624505 the great gameplay of oldschool runescape
>>551624505just do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHZQvgEDy4
>>5516245052nd try, fucking finally got a 96 crit.>>551625338No, I'm doing this "properly" with a keris partisan, ddef, fire cape etc.
you know ppl could kill it in 2003 with one invent and full veracs right
ok
>>551626556proof? didnt think so
>>551626878Yeah hold up lemme just pull up of some 22 year game play footage of some large beetle getting hit with a flail
All SOTE skill requirements on my hardcore :3>>551626556>2003Yeah, KQ and Barrows were a Runescape Classic staples.
>>551626928i'll wait
>>551626974YOU'RE SO FUCKING SEXY
things were different in 2003 we had flip phones
>>551626974who is this
thats nutters
No this is nutters *nuts*
hyey nut wanna be friends
Nut said yes, come take them from your MOM'S FACE!
guess not
im at the bottom of the osg food chain even john didnt want anything to do with me
>>551627446My friend's list is very exclusive, maybe you'll have to network with these two before you'll be accepted.
>>551627803why
This is what I imagine the average person here looks like
>>551629030Put a brightly coloured wig and hairier arms
truly the average because Im an exception
lol i'm easily the most attractive male here
Kappa
really they should just get it over with and add flying mounts/angel wings to the game
Not this garbage slayer clue scroll again
Looks at this fucking dood
how did he do that
>>551630657Good morning sunshine!! <3
>>551630665I said nice account and he said thanks but he didn't say nice account back so I didn't ask since he's an egoistical piece of shit with no respect for others
Make lamps stackable and bankable.
So I'm an idiot and made some birdhouses I can't use yet due to hunter level.Can I smash them and get the clockwork back?
>>551631354It's over, gg.
99s are so worthless in '25 going into '26
i think i might play some osrs today
I've died 3 times in a row, what the fuck
how big of a DPS upgrade are the CoX prayersI gave up on gauntlet to do some slayer and now I've got some money to spare
just use a dps calculator little bro
how much does eating 3 sharks heal >>551636089
i slurp the shark down whole like one big noodle
black hole spaghettification
im going to take a nap can someone manifest a nice dream for me
>>551644983>>551644983
ok I am on it
