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Teio!
KICK THAT CLANKER BITCH OFF THE CLUB
>>551630497We have to be completely honest /uma/Botting is fineNobody wants to do this daily boring gameplayWe just want to see our umamusumes run and win
DAAAAAAAARBY
hehe....
If you can't find the motivation to play the game, just quit lmfao don't need to resort to botting
hoho...
Does anyone here still remember ウマオオオオ's humble beginnings in JP as a B+ club...I can't believe they fell off this far to become a botted club...
Reminder that Suzunigger dies in MANT
I want to have sex
>>551630635How many botters does umaooo have?I know there's at least one guy that bots.Dude went from zero to hero in a matter of days.
>>551630635I bet my left testicle that's yawnDay 14 looked like he forgot to turn it off before he went to sleep
the botter could be any one of us... it could be you... it could be me! it could even be da-
What the fuck happened to the previous thread?
>>551630646>>551630690So this is Sleep Tosho huh?
>>551630709
>>551630731Do not fuck your underaged trainees...
>>551630829
>>551630829har har...
>dev anon leaks the botter files part 2>tfw you find out _______ and ________ are botters
Brian LOVE
Sweepgate and it's consequences have been a disaster for the integrity of /uma/ clubs... Now we can't even shit on those fags in EDEN because we're no better.
There's nothing wrong with botting thoughWe do it all the time in JP when farming for sparks like what I'm doing right nowWe should all stop being dramatic
>>551630746>>551630779I know that it's not me (top guy) and there are only a few others with big daily fancounts so the list is pretty short...
>>551630867We're married so it's fine
>>551630731Please stop in the name of umanity
So is it really safe to bot?
So is this the meta team for Scorpio?>big suzu>normal maru>mihoyo bourbon
>>551631046Its all gaslighting to bait top earners into getting their accounts killed in the future
>>551631046Yes, it's safe to bot. They've never banned chinese botters in JP.
>>551630924I got the botter files part 3 right hereWith this we can finally expose those bastards
She really does have an annoying voice
>>551631068Replace Bourbon with Taiki front or pace
>>551631068Yeah except Bobo can't use her own card so get ready to borrow Twin Turbo
>>551630914is Ardan cute?
>>551630868Didn't like that one huh, guess I'll re-tire it then.
>>551630731the real mayacchi would not have such a distressed expression about this
>>551631046Running some shady application with access to internet is never a very good idea. Being banned in a horse game might be the least of your concerns.
>>551631143You only use Bourbon wit for Taking the Lead. Guess what skill Bourbon comes with innate.
>>551631046Yes, we are botting in JP doing 10m~20m a day and we dont get banned.
>>551630731"So when he opens the box, this is what's going to happen"
I wasn't around in the thread for some time. Explain to me what's happeningEating lunch right now by the way. Potatoes, huge meat, salads and other stuff.
>>551631234Losing The Triple Crown?
>>551631068>End Taishin>End Maruzensky>BigNig Silence Suzuka
why are people saying normal maru is better? red shift activates too early
>>551631275I don't know either.
>>551631402Original red shift lasts longer than inherit version
>>551631402>skill lasts for 8 secondsGuess
>>551631275Where the food pic at
>>551631371Yuck.
>>551631275Don't worry about it.
Roundup of all the new umas (not counting alts) that were released in JP this year. I guess we’re getting them in like 2028 then unless we ACCELERATE even faster
>>551631402Run her as late?
>Botting is finebrown thirdie moment
>>551631275In a twist that absolutely nobody could have anticipated, the shady fanrun bot was revealed to have been spyware.The dev has been in the thread doxxing users, and to nobody's surprise, the members of EDEN are some of them.Thread is having a melty because some of the users are in /uma/ clubs, nevermind the fact that it's incredibly obvious on the doxxogenesis graph.
>>551631275the sweepy chinese bot dev got bored, so he started doxxing and keylogging botters, looking at their monitor, stealing their credit card information... you name it
>>551631435What's wrong with her?
>>551630635>Nobody wants to do this daily boring gameplaywrong>We just want to see our umamusumes run and winbotters are skipping that too
>>551631046
>>551631420>>551631434oohh, thanksI already made my sMaru ace and I'm not gonna throw her in the trash though, oh well
All right bwos. With how much people love gambling why does no one take Risky Business? If you have the stamina to spare it should be fine right?
>>551631654Were talking about Umamusume and Umamusume JP not some shitty different IP nobody cares about
>>551631504Feno released this year in JP... NOOOO.....
>>551631704nobody has the card
>>551631046You have better things to do with your time than playing the game you like to play so why not?
>>551631504Good(?) thing I only care about Dantsuu Fleim and Stay Gold. I can wait and save up.
>>551631504really only love vers design personally
>>551631679I wish I had the hag cow too fren... she eluded me so far and I had to take taiki with the selector. Will I be able to fix this problem or is my account bricked?
>>551631504I wouldn't mind going a bit faster
i wish ines fujin had more art she's really sexy
>>551631504I need Chrono so bad…
>>551631737It’s just the normal Goldshi SSR. How would no one have it?
>>551631504wait for me, Still...
>>551631868I only have her on LB0
>>551631504I only like Still in Love and Chrono GenesisWe need to accelerate faster
>>551631679i tested my ace maru against my ace s.marus and shes significantly more consistent
>>551631841i forget she's in the game sometimes
>>551631553>The dev has been in the thread doxxing usersIs it the same devanon who made hakuraku?
>>551631504>Fenomeno>SiL>Espoir City>Malewife Stay GoldThis is going to be a miserable year
>>551631307Rice wouldn't say this
>>551631951I want paizuri.
I'm sorry bwos but... lets say I have two versions of the same ace with a bunch of stats and skills barely different in some places... how do I setup a test to find out which one is actually better?
I would love if more of my fellow club members would stop quitting. My parasocial relationship with you is very strong and I want to see you get your future umanko.>>551631951I don't because her energy drain event loves me>>551631926
>>551632087You can host a private practice room
>>551631951I don't because I've been borrowing her card all week
>>551632115Why does she have a sperm on her hair?
>>551632087run 10 races with each in a practice room
I can't with Dia-chan...
>this year's Hopeless Stakes winner is the third ever to win a G1 right after debutDamn, that's my default race order in this game
i want to fuck fragrant umanko
>>551630924
I wanted to use a friend's account (which has a mlb kitasan from rerolling) to join my club and run bot on it nonstop since i rarely use my laptop. He gave me the account already so I don't care if it gets banned. How should I tell danchou?
>>551632140>>551632225but how exactly do I set up the room? Which uma do I pick to run against my two versions of the ace? How do I avoid some bias (maybe the room I tested has specifics that make one of the aces better but that will not be true in practice against random teams?)
>>551630497>Do not the Uma>BTW here's your bro with G-gup tit's and has no sense of distance.Alright Cygames I see how it is.
Germany was... strong...
>>551632335kek
>>551632429Job Nature...
>>551632289That race unfolded exactly how it would be in game down to the career path of the winner, it’s pretty kino
>>551632429>9 = 3 × 3
tf lil kiryu gonna do
>>551630731mayano is not that big
I did this.
>>551631679Summer Maru can still win. What's important is that she overtakes a gassed out Suzuka and her ult can put her in a good position to do so
>>551632345just join real rooms or your club to save as practice partners
What the...
I want my bro
>>551632675OGURIFAT
>>551632675FAT FUCK
>>551632675obuhi fat (as in pig)
>>551632602me inside her
>>551632675Architect status?
>>551615824>>551626886>>551627679>>551618992>another obvious tidbitHi! /Uma/ Club danchou here. Not seeing the screenshot of one of our members using it in the previous thread. Would any of (You) mind linking it if it exists? Also, if the anon that is -actually- leaking wants to go ahead and -show- the name of the member and screenshot from his thingamabob that would help weed out and get honest replacements in. Arigato in advanced.(Proof being the screenshot of course, not some random anon deciding to put a bot emoji next to a club name or roleplay with a curren picture.)
>>551632602do not overfeed your trainees
>>551632668so I join real rooms, save the two teams who join, then test two different versions of my team against that, 10 times each? And then keep track and repeat?
>>551631046Not this game but I've botted Limbus for months now and suffer zero consequences. I haven't bot Uma yet because I can't find one with good UI on Github
can't stop kissing my osananajimi on my 27'' vertical monitor
>>551632952AAIEEE DONT SNITCH ON ME SWEEPY
Which Uma do you think is represented badly in the game?Nothing can beat pic related for me, and the glasses boring girl who for some reason was a monster IRL.
Maya...
>>551633040Vodka
>>551632952do it hackermanKILL /UMA/
>>551633040Spechud should've been more of an asshole
Hi! /Uma/ Club danchou here. The previous post was an expert misdirection. It was actually me, but no one will suspect it now
>>551627679Can you update is with the A above clubs
i'm autistically parsing my haruraku room race records to get stats behold (soon)
>>551632952BasedUmaoooo danchode would never
>>551632995pretty much. What you're looking for is whose the most consistent. Your club may also have a bunch of umas shared. youd want most recent since likely 4 scorp. you could use umalator but i find those 10 practice rooms more reliable than the 500 sims
>>551633219do you test with great mood or with random mood?
So that's how you're going to frame it...
>>551633110She should have been all over ningen
>>551633040>the glasses boring girl who for some reason was a monster IRL.Which one...?
>>551630635I will never understand how gachafags get so addicted to a “game” where the “gameplay” is so boring that you want to automate it
>>551632952Honestly it would do a great deed if the Curren poster is to outright snitch the botters. The one who will decide things in the end are the danchous anyway
>>551633306great, random really doesn't tell you much at the end of the day. best to compare all the umas at their best finals style
lmfao that's so obvious bro
>>551633343Rob Roy, Biwa is better but still could've been more since nearly all her races are her being 1st or 2nd.
Release the Umapstein files
>>551633309Omg it’s cock and ball my favorite horse
Daiwa sisters
>>551633396I'm a bit scared of building a team that only does well on great mood but I guess if they can win the finals then they will qualify to it
IkunoDictus
There will come a time where a sloptuber will make a guide how to setup UAT and bot
>>551633040>>551633343>>551633410This plain shortstack is one of two horses to ever achieve JP autumn triple crown (tenno autumn, japan cup, arima kinen) and still holds the Arima Kinen track record 21 years later.As for underrated umas Vodka is a joke in the anime and game despite being 7 G1 winner and first mare to win the daahhhby in 60+ years.
>>551633508literally only way to combat mood is having as high of stats as you can achieve - so no point in worrying about it no matter how irritating it is seeing your main ace have BAD 4x in a row
>>551632952Here you go sir
>>551633684please botdev... tell us if the vivlos vtuber is botting...
>>551631587>Akebono Hachishakusamai wish to be a little boy again
>>551633684even theyre not that dumb even if they use it. usually ..
>>551633726THE SWEEPY FILES ARE REAL
>>551633684This actually goes kinda hard
>>551633684If they become that mainstream, I wouldn’t bother holding out anymore
>>551633704Damn that sucks.The design is really cute but I do wish she'd have more prestige like Orf or Opera O.
>>551633710I was imagining a situation in which some unnamed taiki shuttle has just enough stamina on great mood, but on good mood she dies. So she performs really well on great mood/finals but eats shit in the actual cm
Huh... never seen this skill before.>Captcha rules changed againAIIIIIEEE
>>551633684Is this the bot from doxdev?
>>551633971It's only available on a single card that no one uses (goldshi stamina), not a single trainee has access to it.
>>551633704The owners have to sign off the designs, no? What if plain shortstacks get his dick hard and he was okay with it?
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>>551634123Who the FUCK is this?
>>551634069>that no one usesHow do you think I got it.
Blast Onepiece
>>551633956youll drive yourself insane overthinking this games rng pvp that much umadacchi
I don't support botting but at least the memes are good
>umao changed the penis inspection to a clanker inspection captcha
She doxxed millions...
>>551634290What is this?
Mood downs on race day should be illegal
17 hours
Buena checks trainer's room>apartment complex near tracen>trainers' dormitory>"eh is it really fine?">"yes">"I'll clean up your room while youre away on a business trip">"fufufu it's pretty clean">"there's nothing under the bed">"commemorative photo of him with other trainrs?">"this girl, isn't she a bit too close?"
>>551634290Thank you
I love how Rice and Sirius's hair curl slightly.
I have sex with this pig
>>549461280here you gosorry for the delays, been trying to work around with my new tablet and holidays are keeping me busyi will get to the others as soon as i can
>>551634469>"I'll replace it with our picture instead">"cup and tooth brush, also a change of clothes">"now everything will be fine if I suddenly need to stay the night in here"
Scorpio room17882829I'm gonna try steal your umas and run some tests without consent
>>551633374If the game wasnt extremely rng heavy like getting 1* guts and 1 white spark depressing thats hurting me inside. Just how many fucking run do you have to do to get 3* and massive amount of white sparks, i say a whole freaking lot. That portion of the game is extremely boringBotting for parent sparks keep me from crashing out, while I reap the rewards by during ace training where I do it manually.
>>551634528Based and take your time no need to rush itAlso, because of the Sweepy memes can I request of a Sweepy one?
How do I redact my name from the files? I don't wanna get kicked from /uma/club...
>>551634469>>551634605It's going to be a long ass wait
>>551633864When it becomes that mainstream that's when you pull the plug
THE SWEEPY ISLAND ISNT REAL
Today will be the last day I do runs for scorpio
>>551634825Leave it to dox tosho
>>551634825I haven't been able to make one good ace. My runs have been so shit lately...
>>551634469Was she expecting to find childhood friend doujins under his bed?
I trust my dacchis. They shrimply arent botting.
>millions of Mambo club>hackerman wont know if its from /uma/ Mambo hehe
Is corner accel any good for Sagittarius (aka Arima Kinen)?
>>551634938Yeah
>>551634704she's already in my backlog, i will get to her soon
>>551635008There are 4 corners in the race, two are before the late-race, and one is too late in the late-race to matter. So no.
Good thing I got kicked out of Mambo a long time ago
>jobber unc>portraited as giga chadress
hey /uma/...h...how do I downgrade my bot to non-spyware version?
This made me incredibly hard. A fitting correction for a brat, isn't it?
>>551635098>she's already in my backlogSWEEPY RABI IN DA JAR
Jesus Christ! Are you still talking about the sweep botting? This guy’s been talked about for weeks! Are people still talking about this guy, this creep? That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste my time? I can’t believe you’re asking a question on sweepy at a time like this where we’re having some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in umao. It just seems like a desecration.
>he didn't get invited to sweepy’s island
>>551635189You’d have to find out what day the anon decided to put it in the spyware
>>551634929I have like 4 different good aces for one horsemy 2nd is goodI can't make a decent for my third
>>551635189Why would you do that? Let the botmaster see what you're fapping to
Can I get some damn context to what's going on?
>>551635189read the source of all the bots on github then make one your own
My botnet is in your pcI'm looking at your fillies folder
>bot memes are back inyou guys said it was forced
>>551635385S/S+ clubs are cheating. Color me surprised.
>>551635173They're called Stacies and Sirius is one. She's not a jobber unc.
>>551635385Hijinks are ensuing
>>551635385Botmaker now takes screenshot of your finished run.
Sweep Tosho did nothing wrong.
I'm don't support botting but this "forced meme" have been one of the funniest thing to come from /uma/
Anyone have that image of fine motion with her holding a beer bottle like this.
>>551635385I did a little little poo poo in my pants pants
>>551635191She may die during childbirth
Prove that you're not a bot
>>551635189The discord webhook URL is obfuscated here btw you can just change the 2 strings there to garbage and it won't send
>>551635467botmaker was cygames insider all along?
>guys everyone is botting>proof uhm nyo I'm not releasing proofCan't believe retards are falling for this false flag
>>551633309
>>551635569AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE DON'T TEACH THEM HOW TO ESCAPE BOTMAKER UPDATE IT
Leave Sweep Tosho to me
So anyway, I wanna get raped by laisu
>>551635532
I like the story about how Trainer went to their own journey to find Stego and managed to find her in a middle of nowhere
so i have to play the game? wtf uninstalling
>>551635532I am in Mambo
>>551634631Wait I cannot actually test this because your debuffers will hit your own uma in a practice room...
>>551635532I get disappointed when my farts don't stink
>>551635569Delete this
>>551635569I WAS KIDDING
There's nothing wrong with relying on Sweepy
who will doxx everyone first
>>551635646Your days in the club are numbered, clanker
Chronogenesis owes me sex
>>551635687Same
>>551632952>the absolute balls on this guyHOLY FUCKING BASEDcalling it right now this will be the ONLY fucking danchode to step forward>Mambo danchode silent>umaooo danchode silentnow we wait. club drama season came early boys
>>551635569 (me)comfy botting in Uma clubs and no one will ever catch me
>>551635772Mambro...
>>551635912Mambo is clean, bro. It got deboonked.
>>551635687can't be raped if I consent
>>551635962Mambro...
>>551635912erm mambo was confirmed innocent THO
who the fuck says IN DA JAR anyway
>>551635687>>551635901>>551635995Rice would rape me
>>551635779Vivlos said this
>>551635687i want rice to overpower me and do as she pleases to me while saying "i'm sorry" over and over
Beep bop boop bop
>>551635569>>551635958Forgot pic
i must hold down teio and slam my pulsing slammer down her soppy bokumanko
>>551636024sweep tosho
>>551635912umaoooo danchou doesn't even play the game anymore and I'm pretty sure his "Endcloser" fan gain is botting
poggersI got SP, 2 clocks and a sash
>>551635779Vivlos wouldn't say this
>>551636138
>>551636023That's wrong because I'm botting in Mambo just not the Sweepy bot
>>551635779ruined by e-celeb award
Funny to think all of these botters never bothered to vet the program they downloaded and they now just downloaded spyware into their computer without even blocking outgoing connections from the program. People fell for these shit back in 2005s and still fall for it now. Goes to show how what type of people these botters are. Prime honey pot victims.
>>551635532I stink, therefore I Am.
>>551636086>and do as she pleases to meShe seems the type to just hold her object of affection tightly and maybe kiss them.Laisu is a good girl after all.
Will you guys stop caring about botting when MANT hits?
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>>551636260That's just you being weak
>>551635779Wife...
>Accidentally brought Bamboo Memory instead of Yaeno Muteki on my parent run (borrow)
Now we wait for reddit and the top clubs to get a whiff of this spyware update
>>551636380Based, tell them how it is.
>>551635569if anything I'm surprised it wasn't there from the start. Do people really update as soon as a new revision is available?
>>551636380trvth nuke
Falcobros, show me your Scorpio aces
>>551636368It's already being prepped btw Let's see how many of you are willing to sit through 1hr+ career runs for all 3 borrows then
>best roll on Suz runaway yet>forget to buy focusLate start here I come.
>>551635569wew he's logging you niggas' IPs with the _uzr() method too
>>551635569based
>>551635569It's over clankers got away
Global will skip MANT
>>551636619Focus is very minor effect, it's mostly useful for being groundwork trigger. Concentration is good but it's usually the first thing I drop when making skill choices since it's quite costly.
post yfw clankers get their keylogged info sold on the dark web in 1 year
>>551635569>yfw you never botted to begin with and now get to watch botters have a melty over getting doxxed (real)
>>551636715Not a chance.
>>55163636901010011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01001101 01100001 01101101 01100010 01101111 00100001
where the fuck is the guy with the sweepyfiles release them nyow
>>551635569Hackerman make it harder to spot come on. We need to spot all the /uma/ botters
>you niggers unironically helping the clankers get away
>>551636568>the Falcon avatar hosting room matches isn't running FalconNot escaping the allegations.
Here’s how to block a bot.exe from accessing the internet on Windows using the built-in firewall (no extra software needed).Method 1: Windows Defender Firewall (Recommended)Step-by-stepOpen FirewallPress Win + R, type wf.msc, press EnterCreate an Outbound RuleClick Outbound Rules (left panel)Click New Rule… (right panel)Rule TypeSelect Program NextSelect the appChoose This program pathClick Browse and select your bot.exeNextBlock the connectionSelect Block the connectionNextProfilesCheck Domain, Private, and PublicNextName itExample: Block bot.exe internetClick Finish The app is now blocked from accessing the internet.
>>551636727Hrmm, I'll throw her in some rooms to test then.
i imagine she has a dildo strapped onto the inside of the mask, thats hot
>>551636854For a general that claimed to have hated botters too. You would have thought they'll let it stay hidden
>>551636380based famili :3333
>>551636854The call was coming from inside your rectum
>>551636862uh oh that's me... I don't avatarfag as Falco on /uma/ tho, I just have her on as avatar to make my clubmates seethe harder when I request dirt shoes
>>551636118AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>551636854I believe that botmaker will make it harder to spot
>>551634605>>551634469Buena is so cute
>>551637014>I just have her on as avatar to make my clubmates seethe harder when I request dirt shoesHoly based
>>551637039You nerds are so screwed
>>551637103dictus
>>551637074this, hes just making it seem like its an easy thing to detect now, when the real spyware was an update ago
>>551636086>while saying "i'm sorry" over and overbut that's Doto's thing
>dickswordfags are panickingLMAOOO
>>551635569It captures your ip, timestamp and device and sends it to anon's discord channel.I've never used it but does the run script have an auto-update function?
>you can easily spot in chronogenesis who's bottinglmfaoooooo bless that graph
>no drama>no botters>A+ Feels good to be comfy
>>551637431Shut the fuck up danchou!
>>551637351Is it normal to be watching porn with your trainee?
>>551637153I got the idea from my urarabwo who was doing the same with OHAYOU sticker
>botmaker is an actual cygames insiderSweepy was a fellow hero all along
We should have listened Now he will release the sweepyfiles
>>551637014Even the self proclaimed elite club has melties over dirt shoes? That's not very first class
vivlos smell>>551637252
BAN ALL BOTTERSNO MORE BROTHER WARSBOTTING IS NOT CONDUCIVE WITH THE UMADOL LIFESTYLE
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>>551637776Falcon: used in bot demoCurren: the doxxing mascot I'm noticing
>>551637684Vivlos wife!
>>551637829Okay this is actually umazing
Alright I'm reporting the bot to Cygames now
Im hoping the botting drama escalates while i sleep
>>551636579>>551636715Cygames will launch the in-built bot when MANT launchestrust me my uncle works at Cygames and he also thinks Special Week is the cutest which makes him trustworthy
>>551637293it has notification for newer version
>>551631504At least half of these designs are AWFUL. What went so wrong? It's like an uncanny valley between overdesigned and nothing at all, I can't explain it.
DANCHOOO DONT KICK ME DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Have you leaned your /g/ lesson /uma/?
What if this is why he started doxxing
>>551636086Rice will rape you gently instead
The """emperor"""
>>551638081he clearly loves the meme anone
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>551638106UWAAAAAAAAAA TICKEZO DARRRRRRRRBBBYYYYYY
>>551637898
>>551637973>Cygames will launch the in-built bot when MANT launchespossible they do this honestly with how much jp vets talk about the game nearly dying when MANT came out. Never know with cy though, for every smart thing they do, prol 3 absolutely retarded also occur
All my umacoinsStolen
>>551638162It was cancer at the start but honestly now it has gotten quite good
I can't believe Teio let the clankers escape...
>>551637431Does that mean the quota is going down?
did bot chuds just get btfo'd?
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO
>>551638092giwtwm
>>551638170AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>551638170stop it...
I like vivlos, she's cute. But it's hard to be attracted to low intelligence girls...
>>551638170I will never recover from this
>>551638182Those seem to be very soft looking...
I like all the girls, but I haven't found an oshi yet... which horsegirl is for me?Don't say digitan I already missed her banner
>>551637973https://youtu.be/vboSuUZyeU0 this shit running 20 runs overnight Vshttps://youtu.be/HU7ws1sFjw4 this shit running once That was before Pal card support btw. Sweepy can straight up make consistent S ranks now with whale decks
>>551638485Dober
Would be funny if the Sweepy forced meme escalates even further
Good morning, ev-…umapstein files…?
>>551638485Her banner is tomorrow.
nyooooooom
>>551638485THIS ONE
WAITWHAT DO YOU MEAN IM LITERALLY DOXXEDI JUST WANTED TO DO MY FAN RUNS.
Matenrou Zero mistaking the wall for grass and trying to eat it, while TO Al-Ain making a face like "I wanna eat it too~"
>Wins anywayThank you Fraudzuna
>>551638474incredibly soft
>>551638352
>>551638636Dumb hors...
>>551638636This is why horses need jockeys and camels don't.
Would be really funny if this whole thing was a Cygames sting operation
>>551638343That's not EXACTLY random bullshit. Other than Corner Acceleration being PEAK gamba. Double maru velocity skills are strong. Smh maybe I should try regular Rudolf instead of armpit Rudolf, at least then I can give her Dominator...and I can still make her wear the sexo outfit like you.
>>551638485'sup
>>551638515>90k fans on failed bot runThats good enough for danchou to not kick flatliners
>>551638474Vivlos is definitely for ojisans
Okay but why the FUCK does Cyniggers refuse to up the borrow limit? Not even as a Christmas gift? (Oh but having overlapping grind events on fucking Christmas day is A-OK).
>>551638904Christmas? Bwo, we just finished our autumn festival!
>>551638697I think Tazuna's ratings disproportionately weigh whoever is in your ace slot. On top of being shit to begin with. She always gives me an X on dirt because Haru Urara's toreining dodging E rank ass is still in the ace slot (lazy) even after I throw A rank Falco in.
>>551638904>(Oh but having overlapping grind events on fucking Christmas day is A-OK)tf is christmas? i dont see no holiday tree up in the center of the lobby, ergo its not Happy Holidays yet
>>551635191Eating a lot is correction? She's not pregnant
hackeranon should still be able to catch many clueless torena out there so stay quiet now, okay?
>>551638636>>551638728>>551638754Matenrou Zero finished 11th in today's Hopeless Stakes btw...
>>551631504wouldn't mind accelerating if cyjews implemented spark re-roll asap. most cucked part of cm is getting cancer from parent farming
>>551638904Timeline suggests it'll got to five in mid/late january.
>Eden club botters>openly shows their progress on graphs and unashamed of their botting >/uma/ botters>goes on a meltdown the instant a possibility of them being outed>hides and limits their botting not to be suspicious>mambo>no botters only flatliners
>>551639236I kneel eden chads
botter son or flatliner daughter?
so /uma/, what did we learn?
>>551638867I'm an ojisan and her trainer at the same time
Pitmaster here, give me your best pits.
>>551639074its because he was forced to run while hungry...
>>551639236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAh6X3JLfMg
>>551639074Still I rise will finish last again today
>>551639074Should have trained wit more
>>551639236eden literally has a rule against botting (despite, you know, everyone botting). If actual proof was shown they'd have a mega melty and ban everyone
>>551639351Botters are team players that are ready to risk it all. Flatliners are outright parasites.
>>551639179And when does your mighty timeline suggest we'll get runaway Suzuka?
>>551639362That we just need to delete the discord webhook
new Doto pic
https://x.com/i/status/2004809181967302771Admire Terra practicing new moves to boot out Kawada (again) in Arima Kinen
>>551639362Never trust the machines.
>>551635778Yesn't, they thought of that. Each group of 3 practice room participants behaves as a team. If you put a debuffer in e.g. slot #3 she'll debuff 4-9 but not 1 and 2. So you can still try and aim for a somewhat accurate CM scenario, however you choose to do that>1 bignig, 1 Taiki, Maruzensky>double dominator, bignig>three gamblersEtc.
>>551639362wash your hands before eating if you let your dog lick them or else you get sick.Cough medicine also tastes and feels very good
shhhhhhhhhhh
>>551639528surely thats the only doxxing element
>>551639362Maybe this game aint for meNot only I have to compete against paypigsI have to compete against botters as wellThis is not fun anymore, Im dropping Umamusume and moving to the upcoming Taimanin game.
>>551639362Don't shit where you eat.
>>551639236>yfw it’s just memes, drama farming, and bait>the only anon actually using it is a single chud in umaooo to survive the penis inspection>this will still take up the entire thread
>>551639650cute
>failed 2% training>Ok, normal mood is fine.>failed 2% training after, again>>551639701I don't want to play anymore, and if I give in to my anger, my blood pressure will rise to dangerous levels.
>>551639553I love this cute horse that I've never met so much
>>551639650I really really really really like this image
>>551639553his life is worth more than the entire indian subcontinent
>>551639553Nice and fuzzy.
>>551639585>Cough medicine also tastes and feels very goodmy honest reaction
>>551639553He's evolving into an alpaca at this rate
see mambodancho we almost got called cl*nkers and cheaters because a million clubs are called mambochange the name to idk /uma/mbo or anything else really pls
>>551639362That almost half of trainers from /uma/ are botting? It actually made me feel stupid being against them
>>551639759Just take it easy bro
Question, when are you supposed to buy skills? I lost a race and green woman said "Teehee nigga you need skills!" but I hear you only buy them at the end of your run
>>551639585I want to hear the story behind this.
>>551639759This is why you bot broIt acts like a middle man who does that stuff for us. We dont have to suffer stress and frustrations anymore.
>>551639650I don't get it
>>551639650Many kids with Daiwa!
>>551639236The fuck danny chode gonna do about it?
>>551639919that just means over half of /uma/ will lose all their progress when the giga-ban wave happens
>>551639553It's cute but I'm scared bros Doto look even more like Nice Nature on his last days...
I've been thinking about throwing myself into alcoholismUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>551639954i never buy skills before the end unless they're maxed for fuji kiseki lv4 mode I buy the ones unlikely to get additional hints (like the ones you get from balls) early on to not job early races
>>551640029Ur not supposed to limit the stats
>the ones that are shitting up mambo aren't from mambo>the ones that are against the botters are the botters themselves
why does this game tolerate botters so much? it kinda kills my willingness to do +3 career runs a day
>>551639954Up to your stats, going into tenno spring with under 600 stam, maybe buy a skill if you need to be 1st.
>>551640035Thats when half the /vg/ /uma/ posters migrate to Ananta!
>>551640037Well, these ARE his last days, we just don't know how many he has left. The important part is that he's spending them safe and happy
>>551639362CLANKER HATE
>>551639371Bakushin is the patron saint of pits and pit enjoyers
John Cygames isn't going to be happy once he hears about all this
>>551640140>>the ones that are shitting up mambo aren't from mamboYou guys keep saying that as if they haven't posted screenshots from the club chat multiple times.
The RAPED
>>551639371Its Bakushin O
>>551639919Sometimes I wonder if the people who are trying to justify their cheating with>everyone is doing it!!!have ever had to do any reading on ethics in their lives.
>>551640251Oh yeah? Well I think Forever Young SUCKS! how about that?
>>551639954Buy them when you feel like you need them or want to be on the safe side. Like when doing tenno sho(spring) or kikuka sho, I like to grab maestro or whatever recovery I am using to be safe. I will buy skills maxed early if I was going to buy it in the end
>>551639362THAT ALL THESE TIME YOU FAGGOTS ARE ACTUALLY THE CLANKERS BUT ARE JUST GATEKEEPING THE BOT TO YOURSELVES
>>551640251My Dad works at Cygames and he says the higher-ups don't care as long as they're paying.
>>551640080don't do it bro, think of how sad Special Week will be
>>551640330Unironically started today after the drama because everyone is doing it
I'm reading the files to understand how they work
>>551639362that half of /uma/ will get their data sold by hackerman because they wanted to cheat in a funny horse game
>>551640330I mean that's just how society is. If everyone else is doing it why are you gonna still limit yourself unless you're trying to be different
I'm a flatliner, I haven't touched the game in a week
>>551639954You buy skills at the end because you want the max hints you could get on them. You usually do this when you're doing ace runs. The times you would want to buy skills mid-career is during parent runs where you need recoveries when you know your stamina isn't enough for goal long races or you're pruning skills to get skills you want from a support card
>>551640330Wow I'm so special I'm nothing like those sheepsOk and I'm going to sleep and wake up to a 3* stam
>>551634631then if what that anon >>551639582 says is true...results of that room in 10 test runs:Oguri 2 winsTaiki 1 winMaruzensky 5 winsSuzuka 2 winsif it's not... then I got owned by some anon who was debuffing his own umas (I am kinda losing because of the debuffer guy killing my taiki too desu)
>>551639371Pits made for ojii-sans
>>551640330>Ethics>In a rigged horseracing gambling game backed by YakuzaLmao
>>551640145>other’s actions impact my personal enjoyment even though it doesn’t impact my gamejesus christ>can’t tell that it’s literally just doomposterd and oguri gaslighters trying to get people banned as usualthe only confirmed botting besides Eden is one guy in umaooo. This is the most nothingburger /uma/ has thrown a fit over yet
>>551639954buy universal accel skills if they're available (A&S, Head-on, Slick surge, Straightaway spurt) dump everything on speed and be careful with spring tenno sho
>>551640705>the debuffer guyKek, O-er-n?
everyone knows ra is botting in mambo and he needs to be kicked to preserve our club purity
>>551640787I want to sex my imouto
Baby making sex with Pokke
>>551640483>>551640586>>551640728Dumbfucks. “Everyone is doing it!” is one of the most common false rationalizations people use to cope with themselves after doing something they feel is wrong.
>>551639371WEI~~!
>>551640884DANCHOU GET ON IT
>>551640846no, it's a childbride mayano oshi gamer that brought just enough stamina debuffers to kill my taiki, but not enough for the other 3 umas that are winning
How the FUCK do I save my neck? I am only 29 but everytime I twist it there's bubbles popping and when it pops too much it fucking hurts and I get a migraine shit fucking happens like two or three times a week I am so fucking tired
What are you supposed to do for a parent run?
>>551641048Hmm. How much stamina you got vs. the survivors? Recoveries? Wanna know if I'm in danger myself
>>551641070thats called getting oldwelcome to the oji-san lifewomen between the ages of 18-22 will now mysteriously be attracted to you
>>551641005If literally everyone else is doing it then it wouldn't feel as wrong or will cease to feel wrong. That's literally the current generation and era.
I would do vile and wicked things to flat chested Uma Musumes
>>551641070ojisan...
Mambo
>>55164126201001111 01101101 01100001 01110100 01110011 01110101 01110010 01101001 00100000 01001101 01100001 01101101 01100010 01101111
Helios umanko
>>551641315What the hell`!?
>>551641152my taiki has 730 stamina and one white recovery. She wins rooms when there are no debuffers, but there are like a neicha and 2 murmurs in this room so she cannot do well.
>>551641070Physical therapy helps A LOT, but you'll have to find exercises that help you and it'll take a lot of time
>laurel is an actual semen demon and is for (You)damn these yuriniggers making me think she is otherwise
>>551641135600/600/600 statsfinish 1st in as many different G1 races as possiblebuy all the good skillspray
>>551640787What's it like to have someone look at you without disgust?
>>551641070...save your neck from what? Your posture is probably fucked up. Sit and stand properly. Adjust the seat in your car so that you're holding your head up high and able to look straight at the road without having to look up or down. YES, it will be uncomfortable at first.t. 35 y/o with 0 back or neck pain that spends a lot of time seated (work)I got made fun of as a kid for "walking funny". Guess who's laughing now? Not the slouchtards taking Aleve every day in their thirties!Unironically go get checked for herniated spinal discs or scoliosis or something if it's that bad. See a chiropractor if your insurance covers it. Or unironically, picrel lmao
>>551641368
>>551641070I'm about the same but with my jaw. If I twist my jaw around bubble pops loudly, then after 10-30 minutes cooldown I can do it again. It doesn't hurt but it worries me
>>551641560Fuck...
>>551641560Wei?
>>551641560me on the right
>>551641560
>>551641564That's your temporomandibular joint. You know how cracking your knuckles makes a sound? Same thing. Don't do it too much>>551641393Hmm. I knew 800+Maestro was overkill, but I did it as insurance against the hordes that will lazily reuse their Taurus Natie for the 7th time.
>>551641070
>>551641187The vast majority of people, even here where it became a meme, aren’t botting.
>>551641750Cute and round!
I only ran the bot once I'm safe right?
>>551641429They don't even play the game anyway
>>551641560me on the left
>>551641750Falco dashing to the nearest cuck chair
Guys I failed a 0% fail chance training again... why the fuck is this is the game? Is it a bug that rounds the chance down from 1% to 0%? The run wasn't good but like... WHY?????
>>551641816Now everyone is and will because it's been outed that everyone are already doing it
>>551641850heh don't ctrl + F for your name when the sweepyfiles release kiddo
>>551641070Buy this, thank me later
>>551641929There are decimals they don't show so it was likely a .9% chance
>>551641790Holy shit this is literally me
>>551640029link that shit nigga
>>551641850Ur the only one with 1 run today
>>551641929>>551641995Wait, the people screaming about failing a 0% weren't lying? What the fuck lmao. You'd think they'd FORCE IT TO ALWAYS ROUND UP so this wouldn't be possible...
>>551642053Onlyfans bros not like this.............
>>551641772my other pace oguri has got 800+gourmand but the issue there is that I got less skills so it's more unlikely if she gets the accelerations. The game is a constant cutting corners somewhere and getting punished for it...
>>55164002920 runs in da jar>>551642053DANCHOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
>>551641932Are you a Jordan fan?
>>551642092Yeah but that's another line of code for an already jank game
>>551641070>everytime I twist it there's bubbles poppingjust don't move your neck, move your eyes instead
>>551642105Back to the mines then, toreina-san
>>551642053ALMONDLOVE TOO?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551642053this is the dancho btw
>>551642127My oshi is Seiun Sky, why do you ask?
First time I ever made retention!
>>551642249tsundere Vodka is cute
>>551642237wasting too many skill points on Maestro/Gourmand is not something I can fix... unless!? I could start running optional races? Does it work?
20 KEKSEKI SHOWTIME RUNS IN DA JAR!
>>551642475>>551642249
>>551642053DANCHOU!
Vodka tummy
>>551642460congrats!
It is MANDATORY that you wish me luck on my borrow runs and daily rolls or my soul will take over your first born child and ruin your happy life
>>551641070Physical therapy.'Alternative medicine' includes chiropractic, reeducation posturale globale (probably only a thing in France and former colonies), accupuncture, probably some other shit too but those are the ones that come to mindt. guy with a sine wave for a spine
I'm not doing the showtime event by hand. Just put me in the sweepyfiles
>>551642519If the training is bad and there’s a G1 you have aptitude for then yeah
>>551642602dont say that...
So this is the power of #CurrenChan... as expected from my toxic, gaslighting imouto...
That's my King!
>>551642053EXPOSE EDENIGGERSNYOW
>>551642594Thanks!
>first time losing to Riko's grunts on URA finale on difficulty 4I had worse stats than this before
>>551641550>>551642608Chiropractors are scary
>>551642602>your first born child>ruin your happy lifeyeah, about that...good luck though
The games consists of pressing bubbles and watching numbers go up for 15 minutes max per day but no you had to install a clanker do that for you
bwos I must confess... my best ace for the cm has lost the last 2 unity races 3-2
>>551642602Wishing you good luck.
What's the appeal of Curren ChanShe spooked me on my way to Cafe
>>551642714grabbing that and tossing that away with a force of a thousand sunsand then giving her the bigger one
Please God make hackerman snitch the botters with their names uncensored it would be so fucking funny
>>551642053Btw 60% of ips are from burgers and the rest mostly Indonesia
>>551642786I would never ever do it, to the point I had to live with the (mild) pain for a year when I moved abroad for studies, but a lot of people swear by it.
>>551642975eurogawds
>>551642975yurochads... we're the only honest players left!
>>551642968>Please be a doxxing nightmare for the lulzmight as well give out the IPs at that point just cuz (You)'re a brown piece of shit
