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Fellas I can't wait for Dober anymore, when's she comiiiiiiiiiiiiing
I'm out of borrows and bored
AAAAAAAAAAA MY FIRST TIME PROMOTION TO GROUP 6
>>55169623222 hours and 22 minutesI WAS LATE BY A MINUTE AHHHH
ʰᵉʰᵉ
Dashu
I can't stop thinking about Shinko's fat things like why did the artist draw it like this? Does he want people to be aroused with Shinko?
>>551696232play other games, go lift, drinkso many things to do while dober comes out
>>551696349Nice job!Now start grinding those TT aces or else you'll drop back to 5 next week
>>551696449She is a good dog
Say something nice about my sagittarius ace
>>551696649you mean scorpio?
>>551696449You better believe I'm biting those thighs>>551696649She's too smart for me to comprehend
>>551696438I don't understand this meme.
>>551696449Nobody is getting aroused by Stinko.
I AM RYANFAG
>>551696752I am.
>>551696716Any more umas getting cucked pictures like this?
this thread will be way worse
>>551696232I know she's a god-tier parent for years but i refuse to roll for her because she's a fucking bitch (in-game, she's a giant sweetheart as an actual horse)
>>551696752Im gonna bite back
>>551696382Now?>>551696476I hate all of those things
>>551696734https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-husseins-hiding-placeYou must be young
What if you made the thread better with your posts instead of hopeful stakesing it will be better?
>>551696884McQueen would say this
>>551696903>she's a fucking bitch (in-game,Huh? She's nice and sweet to me
I don't want to skip Oguri
>>551696965No, I meant the Sleeping Sweep meme, I'm seeing it posted around the place here.
>>551696507my GOAT won't let me down
>>551697002you doomed this thread from the start by making it early
>>551697002I'm in too bad a mood to make good posts, I just want to lurk.
>>551696884hey, can you post source, please
>>551696716Absolutely brutal. I feel like Fuji could take that rejection way better than Opera O, but he went with her.
help me figure out which jordan is stronger6154879434145077
>>551697002a first ratemasturbate
>>551696868
This is a good post.
>>551697080probably because she's the face of the chink bot
>>551697172go away, you succubus
>>551696903>she's a giant sweetheart as an actual horseIt says a lot that Spechud was infamous for just fucking hating other horses and being an asshole around them...except for Dober. He actually liked being around Dober and enjoyed mating with her.
>>551697145Right looks better imo
>>551697189I believe it
>>551697131waonaolmao
>>551697276i want to fuck majiro doba
>>551697189But I hate it
>>551697145start the race nigger
hehe...
>>551697145one of the rooms fucking vanished for some reason75897318
This is a evil post.
ELCONDOMPASA
>>551697464
>>551697497cuntwhore pasta
>>551697510stop posting this you fag
>>551697464What the hell is this audio from? It sounds like the kind of spooky stuff I'm into
>>551697145how is a taiki gonna pass your suzuka before late race bwo
Ok but I really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyrealyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally realy really really realy really really really really relaly realy really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really reaally really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Why does Biwa have so much floof?
Everytime I hit a 3 by 3 the white sparks disappear
>>551697510Keep posting this
>>551697790we hate curren here
post the erotic Sakura uma onegai
>>551697713shes just there to kill other runaways, i dont want her to win i'd rather lose
>>551697909
>>551697790
>>551697691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vWLz9iGsk
>>551696070Now the year is ending new Uma tier list is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsgdc2iK-5o
>syrious is a commie lesbian whore>kawakami is pro LGBTranny >dober is feminist nazi ice cold trash whoreany other woke trash umas I should skip?
>>551697961not now, Bakushin
>>551697790Im waiting for an uma to actually chimp out on trainer
>>551698096All of themThey’re all w*men
>>551698096>syrious is a commieHow do you even get there?
>>551698035Kill yourself unironically.
>>551697790>>551698006whats her fucking problem
>>551698096>dober is feminist nazi ice cold trash whoreDober loses to cock by the end of her career anonShe is only what you say if (you) never train her
>club is full>danchou is talking about poaching another playerThe cull...it's coming
>>551697713heh that was my taiki
I put $20 on Meisho Tabaru to win the Arima
>>551698035Yeah id smash akikawa too
Paizuri demon
>>551698123>>551698236Laurel's eyes and forehead are full of sex, how does she do it?
>>551696884
>>551698019Thank you anon
>>551698035buy a fucking ad>no loli adjacent uma in the thumbnailreddit
>>551696232was about to ask if there is anyone who even like dober, well this answers it
One Uma wife please.
you guys are way too aggressive todayis it seabrown hours already?
>>551698431I put £5 on Admire Terra at 33/1Surely won't shed the jockey this time...
The sweepstein list isn't real. And even if it is, it's not that bad.And even if there are, that's not a big deal. And if it is, they're not getting banned.And if they do, they deserved it.
friendly reminder
>>551697276What is it about Dober that made spechud calm?
>>551698703ok you get Bubble Gum Fellow
>>551697790>>551698006Peak.!
>>551698006>>551697790Is this the same guy who made the yandere McQueen? They're so bad, does it have to be this overly edgy and uncharacteristic?
>>551698763>Surely won't shed the jockey this time...He's already practicing to do so
>>551698814Why is acting like Flash?
>>551698793>light themeKys unironically
>>551698793Thank fuck I didn't update ever lmao
>>551698793what do I do with this
>>551698763I mean, the logical conclusion is that he's going to be faster without the human on his back...
>>551698871umas are dorksgetting jealous over a plush
>>551698871Is she coming on to me or does she just want to show off how fast she is?
>>551698793oh no its a base64 value and the decode>light skinend yourself tranny redditor
ALRIGHT CUNTS I'M BACK FROM GETTING PEPSIHAD TO GET ROCK SALT TOOAND THE FUCKING POWER IS OUTHOPE YOU LITTLE SHITSTAINS BEHAVED!
>>551698871I can have sex with the plushie Oguri, your move
>>551698793>do they know
>>551698871Does she also cum fast?
https://x.com/LongBallToNoOne/status/2005050786108375063?s=20Imagine being a horse and everyone shouts your name in excitement for winning a big raceThe crowd adds so much to racing it's insane, I really wanna go to japan to watch a race in person
>>551699017nope, didnt
551699017Pity (You)
>>551698793OHNONONONONONONONO ITS SO OVER BWOS
>>551698871You're right. I will go for belno instead
>>551698856>>551698973Imagine betting on so called "Favourites" to win barely more than the wagerlongshot CHADS ww@
>>551698793Thanks for the reminderWhats this supposed to mean to me>>551699017>Pepsi store is next to the rocksalt storeNice, shoulda stopped at the power store too though
>>551699017your retarded compatriot baked a thread early, all king jobber posters are brown in my eyes now, it is on you to clean your name
>>551699017Th-they killed special week. They pushed her off a cliff.
where/how do i watch the arima kinen?
my beloved
>>551699316whats her problem
>>551699353im fixin' ta push yeppers offa cliff next, i tell you hwhat
>>551699365It's in Nakayama
daily botnet bitcoin miner reminder
>>551697145>Letting your bestie run with scuffed up nailsANON FIX HER NOW! You get 105 skill points if you give her a manipedi before the Copa Argentina. IT IS FREE!!!!
Me on my way to say something Nice Nature would say.I hate SEAniggers
>>551699365get on a flight to Nakayama
>>551699189>barelyif you had 14:1 returns on stocks you'd be laughing
>>551699365https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551699458Oh shit oh fuckThey are using my PC to CULTIVATE
>>551699434umamusume fighting game when
>>551699536enjoy your vacation
>>551699365>>551699591when does it start?
>>551699429dont say that....
>>551698856Not again...
>>551699020I am surprised nobody has made this meme with uma.
>>551699630enjoy yours as well snitch redditor
>>551699687they have
>>551699636about 6 hours until the actual race, but theres a bunch of races beforehand right now
>>551699434Rudolph pouting in the backI'm sure her mind is wrestling with thoughts of a El Condor Pasa pun.
>>551698431>>551698763Where do you niggers bet?
>>551699636bout tree fiddy hours
>>551699402she needs to umapyoi her trainer
>>551699636About 6 hours or so! The races for today have begun as well if you'd like to catch those. Here's some linksStream link:https://kick.com/b01doghosNetkeiba race schedule:https://en.netkeiba.com/race/race_list.htmlTraining video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUdG7-6MhNQ
>>551699785Shiddd I might not make it back in time. The last many races have been KINO and this is the big one.
>>551699458
hoeh...
>>551699605Umamusume: Relink
>>551698814I want to rape that boy's tits
>>551699445>>551699558i mean on stream; i wont make it in time by plane desuwa.>>551699591thank you.>>551699636like in 6 hours; it starts at 3:40 pm jst.
Digitan LOVE
>>551699458>>551698793I wish I knew python
Summer Tachyon when?
>>551699957>>551697436>>551696438These umas aren't sleepingThese umas are deadYou could say they're dead tired
>>551700020it's not that hard
>>551699913I'm ready for double nige with Mystery Way and Tabaru
>>551696903She isn't a bitch
>>551700017>hits head on the post from anxietyshe is litearally me
>>551700121its all nerd shit
>>551699785Still I rise doing her second race, let’s see if she does better than last place this time
>>551700017cute, didn't realize there were variations to this
>>551699495doesn't she lose 30 skill points overall? not healing it doesn't matter for this CM since its soft ground
>>551699445wish I was in Nakayama (Festa)...
kino ads
>>551699795I bet online on Ladbrokes, but it's almost certainly UK only since they make you verify your age. I know betting is super retarded in the US online
>>551700219Finally... Male umamusume
why does symboli sirius keep trying to aura farm when she won like 3 races in her entire career
>>551700169helios......
>>551700148>2600mHE'S GOT THIS, I BELIEVE IN THE NIGE
>>551699402She's french
>>551700287derby win is worth like 10 G1's
I like the idea of Buena getting cucked. Are there any comics or pictures like this?
>>551700287Derby win is pretty big. Also considered the most prestigious race to win in Japan
>>551700287All the jobbers are hype beasts, while the actual beasts are funny clownsA good example is Digitan
>>551700417I self insert as the girl btw wasn't sure if that mattered
>>551700417NoDie
Behind you.
Majsoul Friends Room 46471(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46471
>>551700417Based
>>551700017I can't believe they openly touch hands.Japs are known for jacking off and wiping their jizz on idols hands like they had sex or something.
>>551699913I don't get the uma section
>>551699913MEIN EMPEROR!
>>551699913where's the jockey list
>>551700582those hands? all mine
>>551700642the uma section shows which umas the horse is descended from (if they're descended from an uma)
>>551700746i hate your avatar fagging ass so fucking muchntr fag shits up the thread at indo hours, you do it day and night
>>551700489Digitan has a more impressive record than like 95% of the umamusume cast. The only umas that compare favorably with her have to have at least 6 G1s, and even THEN, Digitan won across so many different lengths and surfaces. kind of annoyed Brand New Era framed the final race as being the end of Opera O's legendary run, but Digitan had already murked her before that race even happened. Put some respect on the hentai.
>>551700642It's just to show which hors has any umas from the game in their family tree. For example Meisho Tabaru's dad is Gold Ship. It's a way to get people who may not be familiar with horse racing or don't know who to cheer for a general idea on where to start>>551700765Dozo
>>551700642Bloodline>Meisho Tabaru, son of Golshi, grandkid of Stego and great-grandkid of McQueen
i want to fuck majiro paama
>>551700746>could walk under the bar without ducking>chooses to hop it instead to look coolGOLDSHIPS DADDY RIGHT THEREPRESENTATION
>i'm the only trainer who didn't use the bot/uma/ has failed me
>>551700846
>>551698431another uma fan ascended
>>551700489that can't be->Copano Rickey>11 G1/Japan 1sokay I'll believe you
>>551697790>>551698006we need more of this
>>551700846dude calm your titsits just a webm
>>551700909
>>551700971^sex with gold citymarriage and lovey dovey baby making with palmergetting kidnapped to düsseldorf by flash
R3 is going to have Still I Rise, Great Granddaughter of Daiwa ScarletOn her Debut Race she got last place, i'm sure this time she will do better!
>>551700846>Anon posts one webm without any comment >i hate your avatar fagging ass so fucking much ntr fag shits up the thread at indo hours, you do it day and nightI couldn't even find a way to rephrase your comment to mock it harder
>>551700259I thought the elevens didn't let gaijin bet on their horse races. Is this some Longines partnership thing specific to Europe?
>>551700992She would have to duck a little bit don't be rude.
Rate my Big Suzuka. Unlikely to make anything better, right? The only thing I missed on is Tail Held High.
>>551701126CALSTONE WIFE O
>>551701105wait new years lines are out?
>>551700735>>551700746sex with this thing
>>551701194Is focus not needed for big niges? I assumed that was mandatory on all fronts.
>>551701105If she was my trainee id buy a motorcycle and start commuting to work on it just for her
I'm going to make threads at post limit just so NTR and Ryanfag can't get threads up.
>>551701194looks great break a leg
>>551700417same but by sweet girls like Yukino or Akebono, and not the typical easy skankbait like Curren or Dantsu
>>551700993See you in the sweepyfiles when mant comes out
>>551701180I'm pretty sure international betting is unrestricted, I put in my bet on tabaru through fanduel and I'm sure there are oil barons in Saudi Arabia who are also betting on the Arima.
>>551701328Phrasing
>>551701194You really want concentration on Suzuka, because if she late starts she is completely useless. It's expensive but important.
oh fuck...
>>551701328someone post it
>>551701327why uma look like dis at me
>>551701194>no concentration>no duty of dignity>sub 800 powerYou can do better
>>551701446DANCHOUUUUU
oh shit new years lines
>>551701446i haven't gone below 70 tp in the last three days, I'm gonna get deported by danchou...
>>551701313Didn't get any discount Focus hints and no Fast Learner. Yeah, you really want it, but you also can forgo it if you're gambling on not getting a Late Start when it matters.
>>551701328
>>551700909Well, she's kinda in a weird spot since Doto was the one that ended Opera O's G1 streak while Pokke feels like the final nail in the coffin for Opera O's generation so Digitan's win feels like something right before the climax
>>551701194>no concentrationEnjoy getting late starts and getting bullied by regular fronts
>>551701327you're just gonna cause the jannies to crack down even harder on these threads
>>551701610Tight and sweaty umanko
>>551701610
This is so far my best run and I dont want to fuck it up. picrel is the skills I think are good with 4pts remaining.What I am leaving on the table is Triumphant Pulse, Pure Heart, Fall Frenzy, It's On!, Stamina to Spare/Calm and Collected, Up Tempo, and Triple 7s, Pace Savy.What should I drop and what should I take?
>>551701610H-hayai>>551701658They're already here
>>551701446Looks like you're READY TO GO!
>>551701610hayai..
>>551701610I want to find a girl like Belno
that was fast, good job jannies, i'm proud of you
>>551701837look like this and theyll flock to you
why thred so horni????
>Chiyono was a DERBY winnerI apologize I didn't know you were that amazing
>>551701961watch season 1
>>551701914>might betaiki is practically BEGGING for your cock here
>>551701610>so fast I didn't even get a chance to see it an archived imageDamn, is Calstone a mod?
>>551701914Why are Americans such sluts?
>>551701105>sun rises at 11 here>sets 4 hours later>snow won't melt until May>no cute tomboy biker girl who makes me ride bitch when it's finally eternal sunlight>will never get to talk shit with her about her trashy titcow whore roommate
>>551701704Looks good to me, maybe drop NSM into Nimble and get one recovery skill to be safe
>>551701914Are you telling me she wanted a newyears kiss and trainer said NO?!?!Taiki shoulda just taken what she is owed.
Only insufferable murrifats like Taiki.
>>551702016I stopped watching at ep6
>>551702028it wasn't very good, don't worry about it
>>551702034I don't know but personally I'm not complaining. "Big-boobied blonde slutty nice girl" is a pretty top tier stereotype.
>>551702087>no cute tomboy biker girl who makes me ride bitch when it's finally eternal sunlightI do not mean to step on your self loathing but that cute tomboy (wannabe) biker girl wants to ride passenger on your bike.Just like her parents did when they started dating.
>>551701704Triumphant Pulse is better than All I've Got, if you can afford it
rudolph... i...
>>551701914Bros...
>>551701446
>>551701914Hors are NOT for smooches
https://poal.me/v07q7ehttps://poal.me/v07q7ehttps://poal.me/v07q7e
>>551698593>no loli adjacent umaAkikawa is half the thumbnail
I'm not getting the new year lines from Cafe...
forehead vs tits
>>551702465damn
>>551702325
this doesn't happen to you guys right? haha..
>>551702097Dropping NSM leaves me 4pts off from getting Nimble.Dropping Fall Runner leaves me 2pts off from Triple 7s.It's a kick in the nuts but had of Rudolf not came 5th in the Tokyo Derby or I took 1 more wit training over rest I wouldn't have this problem.
>>551702336I can fap to this
>>551701142I hope She'll do her best.
>>551702462Does she even hit the coin?
>>551702462taiki voice is offputtting and her retarded face is too distracting, she looks way too different compared to the jp umas her face looks like a retarded mutt
>>551702450Chrono is built for smooching though
>>551702591>5th in the Tokyo Derbykiseki'd
If you're planning to run other regular fronts in lobbies with runaway Suzukas, Daiwa and original Maruzensky are the best, right? And you forgo Angling for them and get Red Shift with No Stopping Me?What about Seiun and SMaru? Any point in trying original McQueen as a front?I don't have Taiki, so I'm out of good options.
>>551702616she's trying to rise but that awful ningen keeps holding her down
>>551702465>Ayabe being cucked by NTROkay this one made me lol
>>551702558
>>551702336It being Rudolf posing like this makes it extra sexo
>another guest run without Medium SIt's getting so tiring...
>>551702572This year actually felt fairly slow for me, despite how busy it was. It just kept dragging on and on and on.
>>551702334Nah 30pts off I think I'm going to have to settle.
>>551702450Chrono is made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>551702462Bullshit 5 of you treat Taiki as your wife.
>>551702618the coin is just a sleight of hand distraction-kiseki
>get good sparks>shit skills and statsLike clockwork.
>>551702818NEICHA COVER YOUR EARS
>>551702762Are you bringing your own Suzuka? If so you can skip angling. If you aren't its good to have when there are no Suzukas.Red shift is bad to inherit, its great on OG Maru which is why she is better than SMaru for this course. Seiun rides or dies on angling, which is why she isn't as meta this CM but you can still run her.Inheriting Taiki's unique is good though, it lets you accelerate even when there are Suzukas ahead.
I hope whoever came up with this dogshit event got fired
>>551702558>>551702806Trainer should just kiss Vodka
I hope whoever came up with this thought provoking event got promoted
>>551702996it's mostly ok for ace careers but have to accept slightly worse results on average compensated by shards and carrots
>>551702762Regular McQueen as front is actually pretty damn strong thanks to her ult allowing speed carryover, if I hadn't got Jordan she would've been my pick as a Taikilet. Don't get redshift inherit tho since it doesn't work for fronts/pace this CM, get SFV instead
>>551701914
>>551702996Nigga just finish it and move on, I already cleared that shit like a day ago
for me in race number one its
>>551702996>oh no my shitty ace is getting filtered before I can waste more time
I just got back from a friend's post-christmas/pre-new years party and I just want to say I FUARKING love you /uma/bros... for all your shitposting tendencies you guys are good at heart and give solid advice most of the time
I have checked Dober's kit and I don't really understand why she's meant to be a good parent, is it the affinity? her skillset and ult don't seem good at all
>>551701914wouldya deny an uma gal her newyears smooch if she was lookin atcha with them big ol eyes
post tits
I give up bros. I'm not running my Cafe ace this CM. I watched her activate CC+Blue Closer+Teio Step+Homestretch and still lose. I can't stand seeing her sad after every race. Please tell me it won't be the same for the Arima Kinen CM.
>>551703494it's an acceleration that works on some tracks that's enough to be excerrent
>>551703494for 3rd corner acceleration races she's a 2nd mejiro ryan for 5th-6ththat's it
>>551703620
>>551703494her unique gives the same accel and duration as ryan, hers is just less cucked by position requirements
How is SSR Helios compared to Seiun Sky? Is it an agemasen gold or guaranteed Escape Artist?
>>551703629make her pace so she can at least ult consistently
>>551702410seems that most umas talk about how time flies when they are with their trainers
>>551703620Does it need to be exposed or just tits in general?
>>551703492Go to hell norm just go to hell
Attention! The two smartest students at Tracen Academy are telling you to clean your fucking rooms
>>551703809I HATE THESE RUDOLPHS
>>551703682>Be gentildonnas trainer>See that zoomin at you from across campusDo you attempt to flee or accept your inevitable fate?
I assume left>right
>>551703629Arima Kinen is Oguri Cap (forma de Holidays) slop
>>551703807>>551703682Sex symbol
>>551703915I want her to break every single bone in my body
host a jiggie, i don't wanna do careers
>>551703620Pick one.
>>551703862time flies when you're having fun, which means I made Rice happy
>>551703743according to my boyfriend, power cards are only good after 3rd anni
Wait does that mean it doesn't has to be Late Surger? What if the umas run as pace and end and it's still in the middle of the pack last corner?
feeling kinda burned out from back to back CMs, entered 5 scorpio test rooms and my half-assed aces finished dead last so I'm taking it easy for the next monthblogpost over
forever my kingu
>>551703863your choice
>>551703931of course since the track is left handed
this is important for me to pull in dober, does she love her male trainer after a bit of love correction? I heard her dere is strong
>>551703820I did, but she only beat the Suzukas and Taikis. She still gets left behind by Marus and overtaken by Oguri
>>551696649
>>551703975Uhhh danchou can we identify this guy?
>>551703893Im gonna smooch their big ol foreheads
>>551703893but if I do that air groove will get angry at me
>>551704089kino
>>551696649Post deck
>>551704020I mean you can but why wouldn't you?
>>551704003Super CreekAlways momma creek
>>551704020It's 5th or 6th place while not being rushed.
>>551704089Bigger
>>551704089
>>551704157no kisses until the room is clean!
>>551704080Heeeeeh
>>551704020The skill would activate too early wouldn't it?>>551703939Oh for fucks sake
>>551703743Agemasen
>>551704003Gentil > Doto > Creek > the giant
>>551704318GOD I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING RUDOLPH
>>551703620So this is what Grand means.
>>551697436>>551699957These need bulges
>>551704318I'm not a tanuki seether but I'm starting to get them
>>551702450smooch
>>551704003Doto > Bono > Creek > Literally Who
>>551703820>Make her paceI've done 100 careers running her late....have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
>>551704258Cropped out the titty bounce
>>551704579this is NOT my hero suzuka
>>551704476normally no but even getting to 6th as late in this cm is bullshit
I am sharing my wife's first rate ass with you guys. Praise it.
>>551704471imagine taking two umazing designs and turning them into this abomination. do those even count as humanoid anymore? just gross
>>551704579I don't like suzuka, but I would fuck this suzuka
>>551704694That's what people say when they look at me and my parents
>>551704704that's a boy
>>551704683why is her right asscheek nominally larger than her left asscheek
has keiba anon posted a graphic with all the horses running in the arima kinen and their pedigrees?
why is Taishin thinking about my future kids?
Reminder that when Supoka and Uma powercreep are often, parents power creep is very rare, in fact, the generalist accel of Ryan and Dober is only got powercrept by Stego in near 5th anniv. So Dober is a very worth investment for lategods
>>551704845>>551699913
>>551704003all in
>>551704863d-don't worry about it! *kicks you*
>>551704887I'll keep using ryan thanks
>>551704085>this is important for me to pull in dober, does she love her male trainer after a bit of love correction?She doesnt dislike her male trainer, she is just generally awkward around men,She does get over it a bit slowly over her career.Her career ends with her telling you to stay by her side forever, the (you) who is closer to her than anyone else.
>>551704863She’s going to be the one making them
>>551704863READ YOUR BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS ANON
>>551704863He doesn't know about the 10-year-skip cannon
i'm going to B finals every MANT cm
>>551704887>the mejiro bloodline is now dead in the jp server how it is irl
>>551704887As a lategod I'm looking forward to Dober parent
>>551704905thanks
>>551704683First-rate backboob
Behold, the MANT meta
why has there been no mention of tactical tweak on pace? it's free accel that may carry over onto SfV if your lobby is front/runaway heavy
All in on Regaleira
>>551704683My gran has perkier tits than that
mateanewtrainee
>>551705251She has by far the best name of any Japanese horse ever, you make a wise choice
>>551704558Sorry bwo I'm protecting your eyes from inchou magnificent glow
Say something nice about my wife and our daughter (also my wife)
>>551705251that's too all in
bwos...I'll get them eventually, right?
>>551705251He didn't bet on our hero Admire Terra
>>551704683I don't care much for kinguBut I want to impregnate her while she's crying about her momAnd make her mom listen on the phone
>>551704887>Mejiro is going to become golden
you WILL have good rolls next year
>>551705048I dontPlease enlighten me
>>551705048
>>551705341kiseki also gave me 1 of the carrots near the beginning and is hoarding the rest until the endcheck her nose
>>551705451but dober is this year...
>>551705251>$30,000 on a horsewhat the fuck
>>551705236The odds of the skill triggering at the right time, right at the end of midrace, is really small. I'd guess 10% or less, times the chance of succeeding the wit check. There are better things to spend SP on
>>551705341I'm at 12 rewards left.'rats remaining? 5/5Rainbow shards remaining? 1/2SR shards remaining? 1/2
>>551704558how come there's Christmas decorations there?
>>551705251Think of how many sparks that could buy
>>551705251For me it's Meisho Tabaru
>>551705251There's worse things to spend money on
>>551705538
>>551705538femboy throats are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEnScG_WD6I
>>551705365Don't talk about my wife this way.
>>551705538oh dear
>>551705595>Think of how many sparks that could buy2?
>>551705731anon, thats 30000 dollars...
>>551705551Many such cases! I hope that guy's already made it so 30 racks is nothing to him. Likely not, but you can hope!
>>551705554am aware of your point but what's the difference between that and late gambling? also what other things can pace spend SP on unlike front and late? i'd say it's worth the gamble
>>551705682Yeah yeah, now post that picture of her ass in her striped panties and garterbelt
>>551705538she looks happy
>>551705538meI'm trans btw
>>551705251I doubt this is your photo but I'm rooting for your horse
>>551705538that is a MASSIVE clit
>>551705731Like 45.
Fenomeno reminds you to lock your doors this year
>>551705551>He thinks it's a big betENTERhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6297984?q=neo_universe_%28umamusume%29+agnes_digital_%28umamusume%29+
katsuragi ace umanko
you guys are retards
>>551704887I'll just borrow Dober, Seiun Sky is already too much work for me
>>551706092Yes, I receive disability pay
>>551706018
>>551706092only during the weekend
>>551705861Do you happen to be of South East Asian heritage?
>>551706092
>>551705426>acquiredI'm tachyon's property?
>>551706191Always have been
>>551706092I'm not drinking tonight
>>551704887I'm trying to make sense of the context of that dialogue. It's an extremely meta topic. What the fuck is that?
>>551706092no YOU are retard
>>551706092Tazuna likes me too much to say that to me.
>>551706341I wonder if trainer recieves prefferential treatment from the higher level staff...They seem awfully chummy with tazuna and the director
>>551706341No I don’t
>>551706329I think that is a tweet from some jap, not an actual dialogue in game
>Kitasan Kingu Biko>FM NN>More double rainbows on wit than on speed
>>551705927I'll be safe
>>551706461Probably gets a bit more leniency in certain matters, but they can't show TOO much favoritism.>>551706491Yes you do.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>551705824the late gamble accels are golds, much more impactful, and the timing window for them is larger. The accel phase is *most* of the late race in a mile track, for example. It's at least half the risk and double the reward.head-on, shooting for victory, pump iron, no stopping me, midrace velocity.I would prefer any velocity skill over tactical tweak, personally, especially ones that can carry over into the accel phase.I'd rather gamble on hitting the right positions, try to account for multiple lobby make-ups, and take velocity skills to help fight for position.
>>551705476Picrel, your life ten years from now
>>551706329>Ryan, Dober, you've been through a lot. People have said "its hard to get into the right placing to pop" or "you dont have to inherit their skills", and "if you're too far ahead or far behind in the final stretch, you love". You've been told this by everyone, but it's ok now, you don't have to worry, you can rest because Stego will take your place
>>551705927>literally who reminds me to ching chang chongok
>>551706750very true, lost gallons to her
>>551706763i will never have a tieshin wife
Kinda tempting to scout for Dober but at the same time I don't want a character with trust issues on men...
>>551706763boys can't get pregnant
>>551706558I love gambling
>>551706763These pictures throw be from "I should fucking kill myself" to "I need to live and have five daughters and one son" constantlyUmamusume has genuinely been awful for my mental health.And I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>551706890pick female trainer easy
>>551707050holy moly
>>551707050
>>551707050sayonara, anon-san
>>551706890>t.doesnt want to become the one guy she trusts more than anything else
>>551706924Spread your ass I will prove you wrong
>>551697751That glorious winter coat
>>551707104HARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551707050God I want to have sex with Mayano
>>551707050Adíos pendejo
>>551707050IS THAT
>>551707048Well, yes, I can always change my representation (only for Dober)
>>551707294the type of uma to get cold feet the second you reciprocated her crush
Hey guys when’s the Arima Kinen? In fiveish hours?
how much stats do i lose out on if i forget the last date with riko?
SEX
i want to kiseki kiseki in the kiseki
just found out today that carat refills are 10 carats and not 30 and you get an average of like 50 carats over 3 runs so you cant escape
>>551707486
>>551707495DON'T EXPOSE THE SECRET
>>551707495yeah it's value
>>551707495Renee....
>>551707495I've gotten 20 carats in a run before
>>551701446My Danchou has given people the days between Christmas and New Years off so long as people inform him ahead of time they'll not be as active.
>>551707050Oh hey, I see you got my photos of me and your wife
>>551706763seems like a good life
>>551707449Mayano is so cute.
>>551707495game would've been better if she was the main female lead
>>551707642
>>551707186imagine if we would let any horse breed race in Japan ...Manhattan hair length + biwa fluff ...IMAGINE
>>551707652
>>551707050why are the mods taking forever one this one yet they deleted the others instantaneously. i smell collusion
why are you so fucking reddit
>>551707486but kiseki only just got revealed?
odari wa
who are you talking to
>>551707962They're jerking off first.
>>551707962waiting on their hotpocket to get out of the microwave
>>551707495I figured that out months ago, in fact if you're doing a fan run with 40+ runs sometimes you get 30-50 per run so you can actually farm them in a way. But my ass is too lazy for this and I'm not gonna fall for the sweepyware.
>>551707962mods are SEA meaning they're vicious lolicons
Why is Rice not giving me Maestro? Is it more rare to get it from her than from Creek?
>>551707962What say you of the secret top gun cabal that runs /vg/
I might quit on monday
>>551707962if nobody reports anything no mod / janny is going to check it outthe only reason why porn gets deleted here is because some reddit warrior normalfags with a wife, 3 children and a 20k per month manager job browse here and go "HRMPF! PORN!? ON THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET?! NAY GOOD SIR, THE NARWHALE DOES NOT BACON IN HERE" and hit the report buttonyou know this is true
>>551708005I would ask Teio this question
>>551708142are you picking the bottom option?>>551707962I think the first ones self-deleted
>>551708103wtf they're actually farming carrots
>>551708216just quit now and deprive your shitty club of carats
>>551708216give me your account first
>>551707962There's nothing wrong with that image.
>>551706092finally the tazuna rabi!thank you rabianon
>>551708267it takes a minute to allow for self-deletion, and the first one was gone in 30 seconds
/vg/ is run by Top Gun loving moderators
>>551707962Tom Cruise owns 4chan
>>551707567>Fuji asking toreina to shoot a load on her kisekis after a race as reward for winning again
>>551708340Father-in-law...
>>551706092I thought you were only making rabi's of umas?
>>551708396women dont even think shit like that
Scorpio room procrastinating my sleep15697769
>>551707050this image is AI and GAY I found the originalhttps://files.catbox.moe/6jmfjy.png
Has anyone built grass wonder for this CM? How is she?
>>551708340is it a speed or power pal card?
>>551707262It's okay, she doesn't understand what she's seeing, just be vague and deflect when trying to explain it. It's a "training aid."
>>551708295Sure be on the lookout for the details
>>551708267Yeah I just realized I've been picking the bottom option in the first event like a fucking baboon
>>551707467The last date itself is either +6 stam/guts or +13 stam/guts depending on your roll. Finishing the last event also gives you +9 stam/guts after URA finale.So it's something, but not a lot so you shouldn't worry about doing the date if you have better turns.
>>551707962lolicon general lolicon website pls understand
>>551708491AI faggots blown the fuck out literally coping and seething and malding at the fact they have an indonesian pass and their arranged marriage fell apart because their dicks cant get up anymore after gorilla gripping it to AI slop for the past 3 years 20 times per day
>>551708485I would inhale as hard as possible when getting in the carYes I meant that in every sense
>>551708656you're not the first
>>551708607>OOHH, TRIANAH-SAN I WANNA TRAIN WITH IT TOONow what?
>>551708728I WANT A NURSING HANDJOB!
>>551708491A good usecase for AI?!
>>551708697thanks
>>551708507her Unique works well for speed carryover lategame so she's good in a chariot composition, just needs a lot of midgame and a lot of wit. Dominator builds are jokes dont do it
>>551708461men are thinkers, women are 'having their kisekis shot a load on after a race as a reward for winning' ers, it's always been this way
>>551707962mods are all brownbrowns are all pedophiles
>>551708778We train.
>>551708778It's only for turf racers, Haru...
>>551708485Which lambo is this? I don't recognize that center console
>>551708656i did the same thing. shit doesn't even warn you about it
>>551708461of course not, women think about getting kidnapped and raped by trainer, then get mad when it doesn't happen but also scared because it might someday happen
>>551708728Anon….
If Urara knew what sex was she would rpe you daily, nobody would believe you
>>551708893Dirt racers get the bead.
>>551708485is taiki actually good here?
>>551709023>t.
Maruzensky has shit taste in cars.The Italians haven't build a good car since the Lancia Delta.
>>551709023Oh nooooo... That sounds horrible!
>>551708507dominator bot who might get a 5% win rate too. lates suck this cm
>>551708909>? lamborghini countach lpi 800-4 (12)gelbooru tags, man...also, 12 images have this exact model, wtf?
>>551708728robo uma milk
>>551707104I love petite girls like Maya or Nishino but somehow I can't bring myself to have lewd thoughts about UlalaIt's over, I have been redditified
>>551709115sonic would say this
>>551709115that's a pretty fucked up way to call her old but you do you anon
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>551709085she should be but she doesn't win much in my roomsmaybe the good sluttles stopped testing long ago because it's that easy
>>551708891>>551708893I'll get Curren to help
>>551708485>late start>late start>rushedit's all so tiresome...
>>551709169>geluse danbooru
If paces are strong this CM then why does no one build Mayano for Pace?
is straightaway adept super good on scorpio?
>>551709294Who?Never heard of her.
>>551707050nothing showing means it sfw
>>551709313>You cannot search for more than 2 tags at a time. Upgrade your account to search for more tags at once.nyo, buy an ad
>>551709109Lewd...
>>551707642I'm a top earner, I do not need to do such a thing
>>551709382because mayano is an uma without an ult, unless you are oshi gaming with childbride version
>>551707962Lolichad website
>>551709396kys Pidgeon
>>551707495that's what I've been doing for a whilebut with all the botting allegations I prefer to play something else... I only binge play to make aces anyway
>>551708485>someone is part of a discord club...
I want to have sex with Opera as she talks about my majestic technique with her unmatched vocabulary and demeanor
>>551709426her nipples are pretty visible
>>551707495Dont forget that double career rewards end in a month so it's not going to be a free refill anymore.
>flatliner spikes to 20mGOD BLESS CHRISTMAS MIRACLES
>>551709169>gelboorudont use gelbooru, the owner is a cuck, wastes all his income from the website on vtubers, promotes vtubers on his frontpage, blocks all images and videos when you have an addblocker on and then e-begs for money every year to keep gelbooru running when the site is nothing but a scraper of danbooruI really really REALLY implore you to reconsider your website of choice man. Gelbooru was a good alternative but it is absolute fucking shit now.
>>551709246Unlike mayano Urara is genuinely daughter material, she's not sexy or wife-like at all. Reddit hates loli, the daughter-coded is just cope by them.
>>551709475mostly stamina bonus when stamina mostly cum from riko events which aren't enhanced by it
>>551709539don't forget this
>>551709614blah blah blahublock works and I can search for shit there, that's all that mattershow the fuck are you even searching shit when there's a 2 tag limit
>>551709609That's the magic of Sweepy!
>>551709169>12 images have this exact model, wtf?Because that's her car.
>>551709440I've saved all of these
>>551709614NTA but danbooru only allows two tags to be searched at a time and that makes me sad
Still I Rise race is starting!https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551708728>Mihono bourbon doing something useful for once
>>551709273the pokkest
>>551709796Holy...
>>551709597oh oops i wasnt looking in that area
>>551709779God I want to fuck Maruzensky.
>>551709614source?
>>551709779but the lpi 800-4 released 2021 and her car breaks down on summer, it can't be that model
>>551709609What if anon got dumped on Christmas and decided to cope by playing a game where the women in it will never hurt you.
>>551709936imagine wanting to have sex with a woman whose ovaries have dried and decayed, this can only be attributed to a subpar male geneanyway same
the stone age lasted 3 million years until metal working began5000 years later there is umamusume
>>551709834so what happens to all the horses that dont win maiden races? do they just keep hosting maiden races until all of them pass? that's a lot of races if it's 16 and only 1 can win.
>>551709834>last The comeback race is going to be hype
>>551710001but she is only 17
>>551709539>Trainer? What wild madness grips thy tongue, that thou shouldst utter such lewd desire toward me? Knowest thou not to whom thou speak’st? ’Tis I, T.M. Opera O; maid entire, fashioned so by truth and soul alike.>What say’st thou now, that I am fair for a man? Out, insulting thought! And prithee, what unseemly swell dost thou conceal within thy hose, that thy bearing grows so bold? Advance not one step further, sirra, thy manner strays into strange and troubling ground, and I like it not.
I want Mejiro Dober so I finally have a good uma from the Mejiro line.Also I want to bully and humiliate her.
>>551709985>Anon's gf left him for a man that actually does careers
h3h3...
>>551709834S-still, she'll rise again next time for sure...
>>551709834>last placeit's like watching that haru at arima kinen race>>551710056They just keep running them, they need to keep the race courses busy with filler races.
>>551709834she came last...
>>551710056halu glulala
>>551710056They keep goingIf they continue to not win they retire them
That metalworker's name?John umamusume
>>551710056anon... I...
>>551710056the ones that lose get turned into horse sashimi
>>551710056Same as in game. Infinite loop of maiden races until you win (or not)
>>551710130HOLY
>>551710034The metallurging age already ended. This is the sand era, all the critical modern computer components are made of sand.
>>551709834based Shine for Me
can we accelerate to MANT already? I'm tired of unity's pachinko bullshit
What do their tails smell like?
>>551710130*rapes you*
arima kinen doko
>>551709967Occasionally the frontpage is replaced by one of his favorite vtubers that direct link to their twitch then.Also he paid for a vtubers "emergency" cat vet bill by pooling together 5k € and giving it to her in exchange for audio of her pissing into a cup.>sourceI don't fucking save images or data on any of this niggers bullshit but I see what he does to the website since I get all my Uma pictures from there. Best I can offer is a "trust me bro" and maybe look up this shit on twitter or something.
>>551709884Im quite fond of the ones where they interlock fingers or where trainer is grabbing their trainees by the wrist
>>551710172>They just keep running them, they need to keep the race courses busy with filler races.ah true i mainly just pay attention to the big races. how many filler races are there usually?
>>551710342like tail shampoo
>>551709109>>551709119she would easily overpower you despite being half your size
>>551709023
started a career right before the bar filledpraise me danchudanyway I'm going to sleep will finish this after reset for my daily
>>551709614Yes I know all this but I need to search for more than two tags at a timeAt least sankaku compromises by restricting you to two explicit tags + any number of non-explicit tags at a time
>>551710453>how many filler races are there usually?Depends on the day and racecourse but usually enough to have about 10-12 races in a day
>>551710585everyday i'm reminded that if urara were transported to our world she would be the strongest humanoid alive
>Still I Rise came last in her debut race>last againbros.....its not looking good for her future....
>I'm starting to see front taikis in roomsI've had enough of this retarded cm bullshit
>>551710664There's still hoooope
>>551708257>NAY GOOD SIR, THE NARWHALE DOES NOT BACON IN HEREIt’s /uma/, we NEIGH GOOD SIR here.
>>551710585Correct.
>>551710732and if you look inside, he probably has pump toothe real endgame content of uma is not the CM, you win the CM anyway, the real event are pub rooms with the most insane of players
>>551710664>>551710056Surely there's a way to help her win more, right? Her pedigree isn't bad. Did she low roll her genes? Or is it a trainer issue?
>>551710615i look like this, but i bring 2 late surgers and Suzuka
So, who is to blame?
>>551710894shipfags
Do NOT stick your penis inside Ulala.
>>551710732Welcome to every CM besides Long ones being dominated by Front Runners
>>551710880Her trainer is completely shit so it’s over for her
>>551710935Is that
just range ban mobile posters
>>551710935MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!
>>551710880Genetics is a bell curve and she just happened to roll the lower end of the bell curve
>>551710935Nipples too pink, tits too big doesn't look like a teenager5/10
>>551710935
>>551710935Please stop posting porn. Look at urara, she’s fucking terrified
>>551711020Ban everyone. Only way to improve the thread.
>>551696070KING HALO!!!!!!!
>>551710935Epsatono... my beloved
>Your trainee had trouble breaking out from traffic. More power could help with that.
>>551710935I look like this by the way
>>551710935I've already posted my tachyon image earlier in the thread so I'm just gonna start using random shit, is that okay, anon?
>>551710943I will follow my heart
Range ban me and I will take the entirety of the Balkans with me. Only I will have access to superior Turkish umamusume memes.
>>551710732regular front is the new pace
STOP
>>551711083Flowers in her eyes looks less than terrified. She looks intrigued.
>>551710935anon this is a blue board
Imagine Career PvP where when you run Hopeless Stakes your uma is saved and the next anon to race has your uma as a rival.Every G1 is filled with other player's umas and URA Finale Finals has triple 1200 Golshis and Runaway Suzukas and kitted out umas.That'd be fun
>>551711020ban mobile faggots (bring back OG 4chan)ban israel, SEA and russiapresto, you improved 4chan by at least 1mil times
>Nipples too pink
>>551710935Fuck off, Dia. Only Sirius gets to call me puppy.
>>551711258My cute police horsedog
>>551711207>tummy peekRICE IS A SLUT>>551711271India too
>>551711198here is a funny turkish meme for you
any anon have a pace maru?
>>551711020>>551711271So this is why I have enter the captcha three fucking times to post on mobile
>>551710935>not a cunnypostnay good sir
fuck off
>>551711207I'm a bad guy, Rice.
>>551711268Imagine a PVP mode where you run careers simultaneously with other players. If you run the same races, you will face each other, with the URA Qualifier and Semi-finals as notable exceptions, and then you'll have to face off for good in the Finals. Every support card from everyone's decks show up simultaneously.
>>551711402she has better stats than most whales here kek
>>551711384An embassy in every country is a sign of true cultural dominance.
>>551711402blud thinks she's gold ship lmao
>>551711402More like Little Cocin You
>>551711271>ban israelnobody from actual israel posts here, its all just VPN faggots>SEAgood idea>russiawhat for?>no banning of Australia>no banning of South America>no banning of Quebec>no banning of dynamic IP countries (the biggest shitposters in the world)
>turning this thread into /pol/Maybe next thread will be better
>>551711271>no india nyoooooticing
>>551711598Ban mambo posters
How is it going, my fellow Turkish menhttps://x.com/i/status/2004480189875769725
>>551711598Let's not ban Australia, ok?
>>551711402how do i make a horse stat'd like this
>>551711531>turkey>cultureoxymoronyou can have a turkish man, a bulgarian man, a greek man and an albanian man in the room and they all have the same clothes, same hair, same beards and same repressed homosexual urges as they explode into a gay orgy of cum
>>551711598Why Quebec?
>>551711721i just want the flatliner banned
>>551710732I still can't believe that there are retards claiming that Global has identical meta to JP, I saw some a few threads back.
>>551710894For what?
Ban teiopostersBan ricepostersBan mayanopostersBan nishinoflowerposters
>>551711598Australia will ban themselves if they let their government continue controlling what they can and can't do lel
>>551703975https://jiggie.fun/b5bpukhttps://jiggie.fun/b5bpukhttps://jiggie.fun/b5bpuk
Ran 10 RM and won 5Mainly lost to solo Suzuka's+other front runners on their team.Evil Nature has double circle Late Surger Savy and rarely ever hits Suzuka if she has a massive lead.Lost a couple of times to Ryan too.Maybe making a sacrificial Suzuka to gas other ones would be a better pick. But if I am the only one with a Suzuka then I am probably giving the advantage to other teams with front runners.
>>551711840we stay winning
>>551711598>i dodge all those IP bans>even without VPNheh...
Umamusume
>>551710894Probably Scarlet, she's more of a cow than a race horse.
gp's are 6 stam 5 long, so it's usable I guess
>>551711807Just for good measures.
>>551711832For giving weak genes to Still I Rise.
>>551711885Post her
For some reason crippled umas turn me on what kind of mental illness do I have i don't deserve to be a real trainer.
>>551711728Why is china always like this? By are chinkbugs so cruel
>>551711885Make a Suzuka that can win then.
>>551711981
>>551711807https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/536689014/#536696369
i am going to masturbate to cheval grand
>>551709604I seriously doubt they won't refresh that
>>551711885>But if I am the only one with a Suzuka then I am probably giving the advantage to other teams with front runners.Why not a Grass dominator instead? Feels like she'll do more against non-stamlet without bricking your pace positioning
>>551710894If in doubt, it's Daiwa fault
Motorboating height
>>551712130Same
I don't like Showtime event.
>>551711807Leafs are some of the worst shitposters on the siteThem and the aussies
>>551712130>>551712204Men don't like Cheval
>>551711912
>>551712196But bono should at most be eye level with you... unless?
Ban the region of the Troonscend fag that's responsible for all of the sloptuber posting.
>>551712281canada and australia I get but quebec only has a population of 9 million half of which don't speak english so they can't be responsible for rampant shitposting
>>551712369
>>551712392Akikawa WILL become my trainee
>>551712419I got unlucky in the gene department.
>>551711969NN stats sucks but over 20 runs and skill wise it was the best I can do>>551712084Yeah>>551712181I could. I'm also just considering leaving my team as is and crossing my fingers for good luck.
I want Biwa Holihide
>>551711598>its all just VPN faggotsI don't see how this is relevant, jew. They sell Israeli IPs cuz it's legal to fuck with shit usign their IPs, just not for israelis directly to do it. Either way we need their area banned to solve part of the problems, the hack showed as much.>what for?not some "REE funny war" autism, it's more an additional safety measure if you will.>no banning of xyzi can't think of literally everything IM SORRY MAMBO anon...
>>551712615Does your oguri win much without head on?
>>551712641banana holder
shill your obscure oshi wife nobody likeswhy should I like her?
>>551712419I'm a woman
>>551712716She is a wrestler.
Rice loveRice wifeRice sexRice children
>>551712693First 10 matches she came 1st twice and 2nd four times. Second 10 matches she came 1st three times and 2nd three times.
>>551712716I don't care about (You) pandering but Kawakami Princess is a good oshi choice for those who do care
>>551711815Instead I can't believe that suzuka is a popular pick, it literally explodes if there's another one so it cannot be meta right? And yet it is in most rooms
>Arde Top Gunthat was pretty hype
>>551712921TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>551712716Who cares if you like herI like herThats all that matters
>>551712921I really wanted M Four to win because I want Taiki Shuttle's blood to keep going. I don't know why I've grown so attached to lineages of these fucking things. Hoerse
>>551712879>"Rice children">Look up how many progeny Rice had>...oh yeah.
>>551712419being tall is a debuff, you lose out on dominating a girl that towers over you
>>551712716sorry bwo i've gotta gatekeep her from bad actors
>>551713008Bitch wife
>>551712716chudettes deserve love too
>>551713112dont say that...
>>551712928Hoping I get her on the Dober banner.I want that magical midget.
>>551712879I don't remember making this post
>>551713097Find a umamusume from the states then.
>>551713112
>>551712716I want to fuck Manhattan Cafe. I want to lovingly hold her from behind and grope her flat chest and run her ribs while her tail caresses my body. I want to lovingly bite and lick her inner thighs while she struggles to maintain her uma strength as she squeezes my head with her thighs. I want to ram into Manhattan Cafe in missionary, watching her cute face turn red and her flat fucking chest shake the barest amount every thrust, her tail wrapping around my leg and her legs locking around my waist. I want to feel the invisible force from behind pushing me further into Cafe’s folds, urging me to impregnate her as Cafe’s cute and hot moans could be heard. I want to ejaculate inside of Manhattan Cafe as she bites her lip to prevent herself from making further noises before I bite her earlobe.
>>551713249
So, are you liking her event?
>>551713170>>551713296Bitch wifeRudolph is far superior
Just realized Golshi appears in the opening animation of the game for like a frame. No pic because I'm not fast enough.
Which Uma has the smelliest shoes and why is it Suzuka?
>>551713296Hello Light is a menace to every umamusume
>>551713347she jumps around in front of the camera several times doesn't she?
>>551713323nyo....
>>551713008My wife is like this but this morning when I got home from work at 5am I had to shovel the driveway and when I went inside she had woken up to make me a big breakfast and a fresh pot of coffee and rolled me a joint because she was happy that I did something without being asked.
Dating someone like Air Groove sounds exhausting unless you're also an overachiever...
>>551713457I don't know I only saw her once but my eyes aren't what they used to be
>>551713508tawake anon...
>>551713478actually a man from the neck down
>>551713508>and rolled me a joint
>>551713554But it also sounds kinda nice because it will prevent me from becoming a slob and she actually enjoys cleaning the house
>>551713453Hello Light is her mom
>>551713554air groove actually does desire a slob... she gets off to cleaning your apartment
King Halo niggas are not ready for thisStory 2 will kill them if they are still human and feel emotions
Air Groove more like Nag Groove I foresee many arguments with the old ball n chain for whatever unlucky sod ends up with her.
Is there a TM opera O Rabi? I need it for nefarious purposes
>>551712928I love her so much
>>551713704I don't read the stories, I just collect the carats.
>>551713704King halo would make a great mom
>>551713704cringe gaylo
>>551713508>cute story that's just normal enough to be real and one of those ryan gosling moments>"and rolled me a joint"come on brother
I love when this happens. Is there a list of the probability of each recreation event somewhere?
Okay I'm falling for Dober propagandabut how does she work? what makes her good for inheritance?
>>551713620I work a great paying job with shit hours and live in the boonies where we grow our own fruits and vegetables and weed. I'd rather gacha and weed be my vice than alcohol and hookers.
>>551713508My girlfriend bakes pot brownies because we cant stand the smell. And it goes well when we watch movies.
>and rolled me a joint
>>551713508bro your "wife" is just your probation officer
i forgot to do my legend races yesterday
>>551713857>Forgot pic>Failed the captchaI might be retarded.
when we get the obstacle course?
>>551714010sky WOULD say this
https://jiggie.fun/c7PQWshttps://jiggie.fun/c7PQWshttps://jiggie.fun/c7PQWs
Is groundwork or pump better on a Taiki in a room filled with a bunch of fronts
>>551713821...is it a fake storyI want to have hope
>>551714021don't worry, you can skip 2 days and still get the rainbowwe still have 3 days of digitan legend races and I only need 1 more day to get the shards
>>551714073Goldship would roll a joint in the paddock.
Why do you people have healthy stable lives with people who care about youThat’s not how this works
>>551713781She already has a daughter
>>551714103groundwork
>>551713508stop wifefagging anon
>>551713815
>>551713939Like pump but triggers on 5th and 6th. But it doesn't work if the uma gets rushed during the race.
>>551714103You only need head-on don't be retardedOpen pubs are not real
>>551713857>>551714048there is, in the global reference document
>>551713631The apple truly dosent fall far from the tree, huh?
>>551714143More.
The only story I skipped was Tickezo's
>>551714143I just want to bully herDaily tictactoe on her forehead.
>>551714190is it... stronger? does it stack with ryan?
>>551714283Is that the one which says to use double TP to get through Paizuri's event quicker?
>>551714320
Who are we looking out for in the main race?I want to look at their history before seeing them
Is there an /xs/ or /s/ thread for talking about the actual horse races or is that too niche and just done in these threads? I'm really excited for the Arima Kinen and that hurdle race was pretty good.
>>551714376You'll just get both.
>>551708507Tried a guts/dominator hybrid build with her while experimenting. Worked better then I expected.Give her a lot of wit and midgame, I think she'd be pretty strong as far as lates go this CM
>>551714421umaJP
>>551714320I also skipped Brian's
>>551714426>jockey in 2nd place got knocked off mid jump and fell right on the path of the packdamn
>>551714378I don't think so, it's the first link on the rentry of the OP, look it up yourself
>>551714320I skipped Rice's story cause season 2 was good enough
>>551714426lemaire wouldn't have fallen off
>>551714421we watch keiba herethere will be anons watching arima kinen
>>551714426kek, that still counts as a win right? Hope the jockey didn't get trampled
>>551714415Regaleira, meisho tabaru, tastiera.
>>551714465Did she win at all as hybrid?
>>551714426Falling down in the middle of race is scary as hell compared on the gate
Should I put restart on my front runners for Scorpio? I don’t have Suzuka or the Marus so I’m hoping to overtake late through mostly middle skills.
>>551714320I skipped Teio's story.Teio is my oshi btw.
>>551714598When the rider falls off it's a disqualification isn't it? When Admire Terra bucked his rider and won he was DQ'd
>>551714320I hope you lose every DAHBY from here on out
When do we get Tamachud again?
>>551713981I used to enjoy edibles but the hangovers got bad. I do all my smoking on the porch if the weather is good or in my garage.>>551714010In 2025, I am just grateful I have a woman that cooks all the time, and keeps the house clean. I had given up hope they existed in NA. The only thing expected of me is to keep the grass cut, the driveway clean, kill spiders, and fix shit.
>>551714598No, dismounted horses are disqualified
Do you know how many Speed cards Rudolf needs to reliably cap Speed without sacrificing other stats with a 3LB Kitasan? The answer is: more than I’ve been running.
>>551714665Nope, not worth it. Just get more midrace skills
Preparations for Arima Kinen are underway.
>>551714667That is because Game Teio is a dogshit character while Anime Teio is peak (half) fiction
>>551714693Like a month.
where my boy Gaia Force at
>>551714675otherwise jockeys would just fall off on purpose at the final straight it's 70+kg off the horse
>>551714764I hate all Teios
>>551714667Yeah but did you skip S2?
>>551714736I felt like that might be the answer. Thanks.
>>551714764Me on the left
>>551714320I skipped Brian and Ticket's main story, and I read Curren's until senior year then started skipping because she annoyed me
>>551714764Which Teio is brattier?
>>551714845I don't think they'd willing jump off a horse running 40+mph
>>55171469323 days
Raping Sweep Toshi because she enables botting I’ll baby lock her for you danchou!
>Found a new game besides WP, Uma and Erauma to play
>>551715078>>551715078>>551715078
yuck
>>551714631Got a few, not a very high a percentage. Could have been built a lot better though.Still I wouldn't go hybrid unless you were planning to go all in on 2-3 dominators. Think you're probably just better off spending the SP on midgame skills
>>551713323yeah, fuji owes me paizuri though
>>551715097NTR is the new Ryan?
>>551713323It was fun for a bit
>>551711832This but with my dick
