Going Out On a Walk EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>551462242
>>551703908dumb fujo
Robert is for Mandy and Mandy is for Robert
I've switched from beer to whisky in hopes of living long enough to experience Dispatch season 2!
Do you think the two of them make fun of their height difference? Like BB teasing him about being shorter than her and Robert dishing it back when she's transformed back to Mandy?
>>551704192I think Robert pairs better with Blazer.Mandy is for Mecha Man.
>>551703908BASED fujo
>>551704192>>551706000>>551706193It's like pottery.
>>551704192I think everyone should kiss on the mouth sloppy style
Love Mandy. Cuddle Mandy. Wipe a tear from Mandy's face. Slam dunk a baby into Mandy's waiting womb. Take Mandy to a fancy dinner. Let Mandy take you to a fancy dinner. Attend red carpet events with Mandy. Dance with Mandy to a slow song. Feature on posters and advertisements with Mandy. Consult on the Old Hollywood style film all about you and Mandy. Give Mandy surprise hugs from behind. Let Mandy fly you to work. Fly Mandy to work with the suit. Wake up as Mandy's little spoon. Wake up with Beef sitting inbetween both of you. Meet Mandy's parents and bring them gifts. Make Mandy some breakfast in bed. Let Mandy make you breakfast in bed. Explain to Mandy the difference between offensive fouls/blocking fouls. Explain the hop step, euro step, gather step, traveling. Open up marinara jars for Mandy. Open up beers for Mandy. Hack into SDN to cover up security footage of you and Mandy in her office. Fight crime with Mandy. Bust nuts with Mandy. Give Mandy flowers and surprise her with vacation time from work. Take Mandy for walks in the park. Sing Mandy love songs. Carry Mandy to bed after a long day and too much wine and spaghetti. Take Mandy to Disneyworld. Take Mandy to New York. Watch Naked and Afraid and Love Island with Mandy. Tell Mandy to bake your favorite Christmas cookies for you. Make love to Mandy on a sleepy Sunday morning. Father your children with Mandy. Send your kids to private school for Mandy. Vacations in Europe with Mandy and your family. Let Mandy rub your feet after a long day. Rub Mandy's feet after a long day. Let Mandy serve you wine. Serve Mandy wine. Explain to Mandy you'd like to name your daughter Amanda. Tell your daughter Amanda that she is a treasure. Barbecues in the Summer with Mandy, Aunt Courtney, Uncle Chad, Poppa Chase and others. Asking Aunt Courtney what she'd like to do for Mandy for her birthday. Make love to Mandy Robertson. Tell Mandy Robertson you'll give her the moon.
>>551704192Many for SDN investors
i want to have creampie sex with courtney with lots of kissing
>>551708828Too late. Chad already claimed Robert’s ass.
>>551709413I'm sorry, you'll have to go to ao3 for that, it's not canon.
You’re all bitches with teeny tiny peeens
Blazer is a really good hero, teacher, manager, and girlfriend.But she's not a good dispatcher. One might even call her mid.
fujos won
>>551712628A huhuhuh, more like Blonde Trooner
>>551712628So Flambert season 2 confirmed?
>>551712628Actual nothing burger.Still no mention of s2 or director's cut.
>>551713203You’ll get your director’s cut when Adhoc gets their game of the year award
>fire AND the flameIs Flambae retarded or what
>>551713765He canonically has 1 INT, which is less than Invisigal, so yeah
>>551713765he's trying to sound cool but he didn't think any of it over. bad improv skills
>>551714163How many INT would you need to tell that Robert is Mecha Man?
>>551713765To be fair there is a difference if we're looking at the definitions. >Fire: A rapid chemical reaction (combustion) between fuel and oxygen, releasing energy as heat and light.>Flame: The luminous, gaseous part of a fire, consisting of superheated, reacting gases.
>>551714541Waterboy starts with 2 INT and he figured it out, so Flam came up just short
>>551714541Waterboy is almost always specced into high INT Blazer has 7 INTRoyd has likely an 8 or 9 INTI'd say you need 6
>>551713765Yes but not in this case.https://youtu.be/c6v_lrP36UU?si=SoahaV4E8w1mYXDf&t=83
>>551714630
>>551714887Just trying to educate. Flambae is right at least when it comes to that. He controls the reaction and the gases created from it.
>>551715105If only he could control water, he might still have all his teeth!
>>551714630>>551714851Flames are to fire as waves are to water.Fire is a “substance”. Flames are manifestations. They are made of fire.
Any reccs for compelling narrative focused romantic games that takes themselves seriously? a lot of visual novels don't feel believable under all the anime tropes and most wegs I've seen don't actually care about romance over booba
>>551715479Thank you for putting it so elequently, yes. So theoretically, if he could only control either or. He'd have a different powerset entirely. Instead of being like Human Torch, he'd be more like Pyro if he could only control flames. He'd require a source of fire be it a match, a lighter, etc.
>>551715542Slay The Princess
Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
>>551716002Robert owes all of Z-Team cock, they got ten star stickers this month
>>551716298That's a bit much. Don't you think?
>>551716434Yeah. They only got seven, they just bought the other three and hoped Robert would forget how many he gave them
>>551715889>can only control an element, not generate itI feel like some elements would be awkward to generate, but fire is not one of them. Anyway, I'd feel like castrated if i could only control fire and not create it (although Pyro can certainly empower even small flames to enormous infernos).
>>551716219OUTSTANDING fujo
>>551716879here's the saucehttps://xcancel.com/TigerTickett/status/1997779342655652240
>>551716879I read that in Roebuck's voice
>>551718101who
>>551718209Zoomer spottedhttps://youtu.be/aImsQgh4FkA?si=YF4oKPEYRjkTo-5W
>>551703908>>551706967>>551712954>>551716219>>551718540dumb fujo
>>551718543Motherfucker I'm a zoomer and I made that reference.mp40 extended mag, double tap, steady aimThe secret best loadout even when everyone else was using stopping power or juggernaut.
>>551719131Bro you’re so old
>@Grok how 2 convince Robert to be evil with me
>>551719794>Sorry we could not generate an answer for that query.
https://files.catbox.moe/l343ql.mp4
>>551720218She's going to blow up Xitter HQ.
Mandy makes him put on the suit during sex
I like the way Flambae says hero to Robert
Invisimech <3333
Flambert <3333
These end credit drawings are have so much charm.I really want them to release a slice of life episode where a camera crew is just following Z-team around SDN in a The Office style format documenting the saviors of LA being fucking retards
https://files.catbox.moe/xv3xg8.mp4
>>551723404>These end credit drawings are have so much charm.I know right?
>>551724336I wonder if SDN or Phenomaman himself covered for the damages?
And one more for the Fujoposter if he wants it
>>551725264Very nice, thanks.
>>551724802>>551724985Got one for Phenomaman?
>>551724336why does flambae even bother with a car
>>551725682People like cars. I'm sure it's as simple as that.
>>551725682it's a Firebird, I bet he just liked the theming
>>551726573wow anon you're so smart!!!!!its a pontiac FIREbird. FLAMbae likes that car because FIRE holy shite!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!!
>>551727101
>>551727458>>551727101lmao party pooper alertboth of yall are insufferable fags with no friends
>>551725652Was making food, sure I can whip out Pmans real quick
here you go anon
Guess I might as well do some others
prisms is a little lame desu
I like Golems
>>551728896
>>551728376Thanks!
>>551729350>attachment didn't go>>551729546Your welcome anon.
>>551727048dumb fujo
I think that's about everyone.
>>551730623dumb fujo
>>551730642Where's my girl BB?
>>551730776Well, I wasn't going to make hers originally.But then I changed my mind as a show of good faith to our sane BBfriends
How would Robert react if that Mandy is a 1000 year old waifu?
>>551731586well at least she's not a dragon loli this time
I don’t buy that Flambae is a top
>>551732242I think he's a switch but with a slight preferrence to being on the bottom. Bear in mind he's not a pillow biter. He takes control.
>>551732447I just don’t buy Robert as a bottom either
How the fuck do I do a perfect dispatch for episode 3 shift 1 these fuckers keep sabotaging each other
>>551732496I see the same for Robert as I do for Flambae, except he's on top more often. But in either case they can always cross swords.
>>551732598If you need to send out more than one hero per mission. Be sure to send those that synergize with each other.>Flambae and Prism>Punch Up and Coupe>Sonar and Malevola>Golem and InvisigalThere are some tasks in which they'll volunteer and you'll have no choice but to send them out. In that case just pray for the best.
>MechaMandy Is this a subtle hint what the plot for season 2 is going to be?
>>551732884Who knows? All I can tell is that it's simply just another ship name. >InvisiMech>PhenomaMech>WaterMech>MechaBae>MechaBat
>>551732884YesBut it's Mandy piloting the mecha suit to make up for not having the amulet while Robert focuses on dispatching
>>551732882Finally got it, I've been sending out pairs with synergy but I always get fucked on the one that force deploys sonar and coop together The whole thing could have been done 30 minutes ago if not for bad rng
>>551733885Good to hear you got through it. Nice work.
>>551733885>Finally got it, IHow?
>if you don’t kiss Blazer on the billboard but ask her why she cares what Robert thinks Blazer will admit that she knows her fear of Robert not liking her as Mandy is unhealthy but still cares what Robert thinks anyways>Blazer will admit she always wanted Robert to kiss her on the billboard but only if you don’t kiss her on the billboard but do kiss her on the date Why did the devs decide to hide some of the best Blazer dialogue under certain play through conditions?
>>551738212>Blazer will admit that despite being in a committed relationship when she met Robert, she wanted to willingly commit infidelity with Robert if he did not kiss her.>Willingly wanting to cheat
>>551738342>anon has never been in a dead relationship Also Visi will kiss Robert knowing he is in a relationship
>>551738212Mandy is the hidden gem, she's the dream girl you need to work for in order to get the best pay off. It's actually very fitting thematically as you don't learn about her name if you don't romance her or learn about her identity until the end either.I also find it cute how the most flirty dialogue options for her are the ones that sound the rudest
Tried to switch to Krita from pirated Photoshop(it hangs when you abuse hardware scaling), not great but not terrible
>>551744128great work anon. visi midriff looks so nice
>>551744128I probably too lazy to learn how to paint, but left hand looks like it holds a beer, not supporting the body.
>Gonna have to wait a whole year for christmas art to be relevant againFuck
>>551744538mandy is unironically the type of person to buy nothing for chirstmas and be: "what? I'M the gift robert" happy to see the artist stayed true to mandy's somewhat self centered nature. Hard to find such cases these days. Most art is just a generic blonde but with BB's mask.
>>551744128wow, that looks good anon.
>>551745715ooc
>>551744812Not sure about that, yeah, she's probably lazy as fuck in private life but she's a corpo too. Robert would get some socks, shirt, chocolate or something for shaving
>>551746970she'd let him have sex and get pissy when robert says that he appreciates something more sentimental because they already have sex every day
i love my retarded wife
>>551747760please please please let ad hoc not be retarded and survive until we get the wedding scene in S3
>>551746970>but she's a corpo tooshe def says corporate shit in bed im positive. >Robert would get some socks, shirt, chocolate or something for shavingtrue. I feel like visi would get him a little something personal. if it were a dildo she'd still take time to personalize it so it fits robert better. She's desperate for him. Knowing how retarded she is, She probably didn't even think about how a simple misalignment could pierce her heart and not the shoulder in the final showdown. I guess that's the message they wanna send but man is she stupid af.
Is it possible to beat the dispatching segment perfectly without building the strategy for every call?
>>551752646Do you mean the hero-exclusive win conditions for calls? I'm struggling to understand what you mean
>>551753656i think he's asking whether or not it's possible to beat the game without failing a single call AND without autistically making a plan for every call/reading through a walkthrough
>>551744812>Mandy is self centered Dude bate used to be believable
>>551754154>Mandy is self centeredthis has some merit to it, whether you like it or not.After visi gets shot and is rolled in from a stretcher, mandy makes the topic about all her, it's "I was gonna say poop show-" and "I was hoping to sound less of a dork" and the final "I hope the fact that I always rooted for you makes up for ever doubting you". Re-watch the scene and tell me if this doesnt come off as being self centered. So many "I"s, you'd think someone with that of a high rank and heart would actually comfort the bitch who got shot and NOT seek any validation. Why can't the she just be more like Robert? despite having every right to be suspicious about visi, my man takes the blame: "yeah I messed up there" and "I will not forgive myself" robert deserves better, and no, it's not the flaming asshole who tried to incinerate him
a reasonable argument without biased waifuposting????
>>551720467Cute and wholesome
>>551723953AMVisichad delivered, based! Another one for the collection.
>>551755938Exactly, Robert needs someone who can be there when the architecture allows for it, someone like Golem.
>>551755938She turned the dinner into compliment baiting show, when it implied that she opened to him
>>551747760>>551747892An hour-long wedding ceremony scene in S2 + an eight-hour wedding reception DLC.
>>551759112in first person of course
>>551759796>Visi shitposting and baiting BBposters into writing essays that she's not going to read anyway
>>551755938I guess the most revealing scene where BB forces Robert to change clothes. It's her fuck up, that she didn't tell him to come in his every day outfit, and she understands that's some act of humiliation but all she can say is something "shut up and wear wagie robe, Shinji "
What brand of cigarettes does Visi smoke? Is it Huff & Puffs?
>>551755938Lmfao the desperation is absolutely insane. Please, apply your same thought process to Courtney. How many times does she refer to herself when she's on screen? If you were to count up all the times these characters are talking about themselves......I'd wager one of them majorly outranks the other
>>551744812Holy fucking shit you Visifags literally NEVER stop shitposting do you
>>551762486Invisible simps try not to lie about Blazer for 5 minutes challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>551763328>>551763435>>551763612
>>551723270Based
She was forced to eat cement when she was 6.
>>551766637*semen
I love Blazer! She was so demure and accepting when Courtney stole Robert
>>551762779Japanese Marlboro Menthol
Dispatch will make one of those oc art a canon character I bet
>>551770530It better be he stupid sexy cowboy. He better be gae for Flambae.
SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE Z TEAM
>>551770964So Florida man was MC?
>>551763659>Bobert, they're saying you owe me sex on here.
>>551770964Would Dispatch still have been half as successful as it was if Robert was Indian?
>>551770964DODGED A SHIT FILLED MISSILE KEK
>>551771572Don't think so, imagine the scene where BB takes his mask off
Imagine how raunchy and disgusting the gay sex Robert and Flambae would have. Why do fujos want this?
>jeet robert talking over the comms with thick indian accent like the scammersa pretty funny scenario to imagine kek
>>551771882My gay cousin told me this once. Walking into a room the night after gay sex is like walking into a brick wall.
Lesbian sex smells like roses
drawing now done!Rob and Courtney leave the SDN halloween party a little early.
>>551772983Based drawanon
>>551772983Nice work
>>551772729No it doesn’t you fucking faggot
>>551772983BASED, JLU was a goated cartoon and Question/Huntress fit them so well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZtYb_AdLs
>>551772983Very nice anon
>>551747760>t.
>>551770964Doesn't sound great https://youtube.com/shorts/hnpdpSGumCc?si=xCt0UYvRMiVxQQ9T
>>551772983Cute. We love our OCchads, don't we folks?
>>551774540How do you stop them?
>>551775753By handing over Bobert.
>>551774851OCchads are the reason why I'm still around these threads
Bobert….
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>551772162>NO VISI YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH DO NOT GO OFF THE ROUTE
Courtney licking Robert’s neck
Courtney licking Robert’s armpits
Courtney licking Robert's scars
what did you guys buy on the winter sale?
>>551781353Nothing so far, nothing's been catching my attention.
Chad sucking on Robert’s neck.
Why does Flambae randomly wander off to start random fires
>>551781598Haha, wouldn’t that be funny. Haha.
>>551781603Pyromaniac and so he can get higher on the leaderboards by “stopping them”, in the neck of time.
>>551777767Robert Robertson III....
>>551781603Because he’s a hot flaming goofball.
>>551781796Robert Robertson III....
How accurate is this?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cg6IqlGZYCY&pp=ygUPY2FyYm90IGRpc3BhdGNohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1fmfI9mpqDg
>>551782398Mostly accurate. The females are the worst part of the game.
>>551782398>CarbotBarf
>>551779836>>551780961>>551781089
>>551783987Kek
>>551783987You wouldn’t lick Bobert’s pits
>>551755938This is a level of mental illness I didn’t even think was possible, congrats anon
>>551784323She'd take this as a challenge.
Evergreen
>>551784903He uses very bad tasting deodorant anon
>>551785021tells you who's genuine, doesn't it
>>551785194She's already going to go invisible and tongue his pits when he least expects it, you don't have to sell the idea to her.
>he made the same thread with the same image again
>>551785305I guess mental gymnastics are a type of genuineness
Catwoman tard Visi when?
>>551785021Funny, so far I've only seen BBfags write essays to explain why their choice is better.
>>551786179I love Courtney
>>551786643We know, Robert.
>[Deleted] Owned, BBjeets on suicide watch
>>551786179I’m enjoying my Disney romance, man
>>551786757What did they delete? I just woke up and came back
>>551786757Kek
>>551786945Nevermind, it was the /v/ thread wasnt it Good. We didnt need 3 back to back to back
Robob can fix her with the power of love and Robertson cock.
>>551787261I love my thieving, rapist, murdering, arsonist, kidnapping, extortionist, blackmailing, torturing, genocidal, cannibalistic, necrophiliac, sadistic, psychopathic, serial-killing, bomb-making, poison-wielding, human-trafficking, organ-harvesting, identity-stealing, cyber-hacking, ransomware-deploying, embezzling, money-laundering, counterfeit-forging, drug-dealing, fentanyl-pushing, arms-trafficking, espionage-committing, treasonous, assassination-plotting, mass-shooting, terrorist-bombing, hostage-taking, beheading, dismembering, flaying, crucifying, acid-drowning, waterboarding, cult-leading, brainwashing, Ponzi-scamming, insider-trading, bribery-corrupting, vote-rigging, war-crime-orchestrating, ethnic-cleansing, forced-labor-enslaving, sex-trafficking, snuff-film-producing, deepfake-creating, stalking, doxxing, swatting, home-invading, carjacking, piracy-committing, ship-sinking, drone-striking, missile-launching, riot-inciting, looting, vandalizing, artifact-smuggling, bank-heisting, casino-cheating, animal-poaching, ivory-trading, deforestation-causing, toxic-waste-dumping, corporate-espionage, patent-stealing, whistleblower-silencing, journalist-assassinating, dissident-torturing, censorship-enforcing, propaganda-spreading, disinformation-campaigning, botnet-operating, phishing-scamming, tax-evading, insurance-frauding, evidence-tampering, perjury-committing, slander-spreading, trespassing, land-grabbing, disaster-looting, immigrant-smuggling, passport-counterfeiting, spy-ring-running, honey-trap-setting, inheritance-stealing, elder-abusing, black-market-organ-selling, conflict-mineral-mining, hate-crime-committing, religious-persecuting, temple-desecrating, and pandemic-denying wife Courtney.
>>551787261she did absolutely nothing wrong
Courtney is the kind of girl to go down on you on the first date. Mandy not so much.
>>551787417>>551787429Robert...
>>551787891Based
>>551786757>>551787178/v/ is an invisigal board. The mods know this.
>>551786856That's based and I'm happy you have the opportunity to do so anon, I'm enjoying my wabi-sabi tomboy romance, we can both be content with what the game has provided us.
>>551789147Mods=gods
>>551789147>>551789281/v/isi
>>551789663she's so fucking cute
>>551785878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOKVCLMFo4k
Peak schizo
>>551789147>Waterboy is FUCKING a BLACK GODDESS (Prism) RIGHT NOWTruclear warhead.
>>551772983Looks good Drawchad, thank you!>>551744128That's quite impressive anonYou're both doing gods work
>>551789663Focus V
>>551790613Kek
>>551791223A dispatcher's job is never done. Get enough astral pulses, and I *might* have a shroud augment upgrade waiting for you.
>>551791372>s1 was about getting the pulse>s2 is about there being a metric shitton of new, real pulses out in criminal hands
>>551791372>Dispatch season 2 will be developed using UE5 including the cutscenes meaning no Igloo Studio
>>551791972No igloo no buy
>>551792694Based.
>>551790613>>551791372There is nothing wrong with this dialogue
>>551795772based
>>551792694>>551793153Based KennyKINGS
https://x.com/AnimationsFera/status/2005343624884822136
>>551796995Hate his acting all you want, but casting Charlie was a brilliant move due to how much OC came out of it
>>551796178A true Mecha Man always leans in.
Courtney when Rob says he won't cum in her raw (its not a safe day and she didnt take any pills)
>>551797970>*Leg locks him when he tries to pull out*
>>551797970>am not askin u, Bobert.
>>551799692I saw that
>>551797970>Courtney after she pokes holes in all of Boberts condoms
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>551801519Made for 7 sons and 5 daughtersAll conceived on the clock
>>551796949i'm still pissed about how dirty they did Kenny, but I guess it could have been worse. He could have gotten the Jane treatment.
>>551801808I choose to believe that he's still alive out there, somewhere. Kenny is a survivor, and last I saw him he was alive
>>551797178Yeah, but I still hope he takes some voice acting lessons before season 2. That or they give him better direction.
>>551797970I'm still impressed that the animators managed to portray the five degrees of grief so well in the span of 10 seconds.
>>551803918According to him, he basically had no direction. He was given his lines without context.
>>551805083Joel was apparently trying to do a "character" at first and they told him "no just be yourself" so it's very possible they just wanted Charlie to be himself too
>>551804861Igloo Studio did a stupidly good job.
>>551805083Really? Well I hope they give him some direction in season 2, at least when he has to voice dialogue where he needs to actually exert some emotion.
>>551805434>This is nice>Oh fuck, I like him>shit
i'm now getting depressed because of fucking drawings
>jeet makes engagement bait thread on /v/>gets deleted and banned>/vg/ thread is finemods = gods
>>551805740He'll be back soon after evading the ban
>>551805617I love the implication that she sat next to him without saying a word the entire movie and probably awkwardly left as soon as the credits started rolling.
>>551806528>Says nothing during the entire movieShe's perfect
>>551806528it's not really an implication. She says it when they talk at the bar in the next episode>you had a good time eating popcorn too loud while i sat silently next to you
>Jeet is probably reading these posts but cant reply since he's bannedHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>551806625>Says nothing during the entire movieThis is normal, people who talk during movies should be shot
>>551806986Meanwhile, if Robert goes to the movies with Mandy>Who’s that?>What’s going on?>Is he the bad guy?>How does this end?>What just happened?
>>551806986I know anon, that's why she's perfect
I doubt that the jeet was banned, and even if he is, he can still phonepost. Besides, I know he's annoying, but his BBposting and bitching about le visifags are essential for maintaining balance of /SDN/. Was he even the one who made the /v/ thread? It was apparently some other guy who made the previous ones yesterday.
>>551806528>The SECOND the movie ended she turned invisible and sprinted out of the theaterWas it autism?
>>551807159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMYbODPIR8
Complete Courtney victory
>>551806803>bring up BBjeet out of nowhere unprovokedYeah you guys aren't obsessed at all
>>551805720It will pass anon, I'm at the stage of smiling at them instead of [chair clattering].
>>551807668Reboot Lola was kino. Making her a bimbo with sociopathic tendencies was genius
>>551807159She's a cute dork and I love her for it
Hope it arrives soon
>>551808661>Dispatch made me read fanfiction for the first time in my 26 years of life and I'm enjoying itWhy are the Jews doing this, what's the next step of their plan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>551810227Those piercings are kinda cute…
What would Mandy’s ass feel like to squeeze
>>551812321soft yet tight because you know for a fact she does squats
Early invisigal stalker concept art (2023)
>>551808661Kino soon.
How many of you are fujos really
>>551813606I'm not. I just like women and men. And I just like good art or art that caters to my taste.
>>551812817Jesus Christ, you can smell the wetness from through this picture
>Robert revealing the real reason he became Z-Team's dispatcherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwrYlY4emSI
>>551812817hmm this is now giving me an idea for the visishroud drawing
>>551812817>visi watching in the corner while robert and mandy make love
>>551812817>The lip ringHawt
>>551813858If you like pictures of boys kissing boys you are by definition a fujo
>>551815446It's got to be a hasstle to kiss someone with lip piercings.
>>551815523Why do you people always say boys? Just say men or males.
>>551815570Where there's a will, there's a way.
>>551814951
I am 100% not a fujo.
I just like seeing two men having wholesome interactions okay.
>>551816629I honestly think the lot of these guys just don't know what a fujo is or who is one even if they were in their face.
>>551812817Man she was straight up Visigoth back then,
>>551812817I'm glad that they dropped the tattoos. Also, she could have look like a dyke girlboss with a buzzcut, thank god there's only one early sketch of that. I also love how in the late stage of the concept the artist was like:>hmm, something's missing>*adds idiot hair strand*>perfect.
>>551813620Chud Roberto...
Who is more likely to be a secret fujoshi in their spare hours, Courtney or Mandy?
>>551813858>>551816629>>551816846>>551816856You appear to be in denial of the sickness you have. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>551817095Most likely>Coupe>Blonde Blazer>Prism>Invisigal>MalevolaLeast likely
>You like seeing men holding hands and being happy? You a sick fuck
>>551813858>I just like women and men.You can’t play both teams at the same time you two timing bidevil
Is Visi more down bad than Nagatoro?
>>551817928Oh, come now. Don't start talking nonsense. Else you'll sound like Farquaad.
>>551817974not canon
>>551818174So?
>>551818163Bi fags are not to be trusted; you’re more capricious and faerie like than the actual gays
>>551817025its a necessary feature for an idiot character
>>551818330not cute and not canon
>>551818338Sure, Jan.
Leave the fujo alone, ain't nothing to be ashamed of if you enjoy say gex.
>>551817095Mandy draws erotic artwork of Chad and Robert, much to Robert’s embarrassment (he literally faints from cringe it’s so bad).
>>551818716And Courtney takes it to the copier and prints several copies to plaster around the office.
>>551818657I AMNOTAFUJO(I just like posting pictures of wholesome gay men!)
If you enjoy seeing cute boys doing ‘cute’ things- and draw and/or post images of cute boys doing ‘cute’ things- you are by definition a fujoshi, or a fujo.
>>551818876I'm aware of that anon, but the label is already stuck, you have to live with it. Just like the BBjeet, who is not a jeet, has to live with his. You're alright though.
>>551819131There you go again saying boys.
>>551818876I love you, fujoanon is just a title. I know you're not a real fujo
>>551819131isn't fujo the girl one? and fudanshi is the one for dudes?
>>551819131Nah, they'd be a fudanshi, unless you're implying that fujoanon is a woman
>>551818163According to the maths, most bisexuals will never feel truly settled. Never are they satisfied. They typically resort to women, in the end, but they will pine for a man’s touch and occasionally fall prey to it. They are destined to never be a part of either world, and as a consequence they will never be capable of loving anyone.
>>551819472Yes. But here's the thing fudanshi are still straight.
>>551819569and fujoshi are also still straight? probably straighter than fudanshi, because fujos are getting a double serving of men, which is what straight women think are hot
>>551819537>Source: I made it the fuck up.
There are no women here. So the correct term would be Fudanshi. Foo-Dan-Shee. Say it with me. >>551819472Yes.>>551819535You don’t have to be straight or gay to be a Fudanshi, you must simply be male and have a love for yaoi.
>>551819745I didn't say anything about sexual orienation, I agree with you (because you're correct)
>>551819715Ignore him. He is fucking with you. Biscum can love.
>>551819745>You don’t have to be straight or gay to be a Fudanshi,I don't typically hear of gay or bi men associating themselves as such. Then again a good portion don't consume yaoi.
Fujoshi, quite literally, translates to rotten girl. Fudanshi translates to rotten boy.
We can all but guarantee that Blazer and Visi will continue to be romance options in season 2. Do you think Adhoc will add more or just flesh out the ones we have more?
>>551818160>Actually cut the shit for Robert upon request>Stalks him>Set up a housewarming party for him>Took a bullet for him>Raped him in the locker roomShe's whipped.
>>551820171I just want a good fucking villain
>>551819980I know but thanks.
Why is bisexuality hated by both straights and gays?
>>551820276Be prepared for>Somehow, Shroud returned...
>>551820405It’s for cowards
>>551818876>I just like posting pictures of wholesome gay menSo you’re a fujo?
>>551820409If you kill Shroud he made an AI version of himself
>>551820405Afraid of ambiguity
>>551820409No one's ever really gone.
>>551818716>>551818834This should be a season 2 prank on Robert
>>551820171>We can all but guarantee that Blazer and Visi will continue to be romance options in season 2AdHoc would be pretty foolish if that weren't the case. Then again who knows if we'll play as Robert again and not focus on a new lead and team?>Do you think Adhoc will add moreHighly unlikely. I could theoretically see at least one more option if they so chose to explore it. The only matter being in that case is who would it be? I know the majority of players would want to see Malevola but I doubt AdHoc would cater so easily. I could see a "joke route" much like how they did with Phenomaman. But if you want my unpopular opinion. Flambae would be the best option barring Robert's apparent heterosexuality. Flambae already has tension with Robert much like how Visi does. Plus they both met him in the past.
>>551820657>I knew vengeance would cloud your judgment and cause you to kill me, Robert>That’s why I had a kill switch set up to upload my consciousness into the internet, Robert
>>551820171They will reveal the HR person to be a domineering woman in her 40s with huge breasts who will also coincidentally have a crush on Robert
>>551820409I wouldn't be surprised. You do see him being taken out on a stretcher even if you do kill him.
>>551820837That would be kino. I wonder how Flambae would react? Would he be just as embarassed?
>>551820171>Bottom rightCould you imagine if she went through all of college as blonde blazer? Even if it would have just made more sense for her to go as Mandy
>>551821232He would burn every single one. There’d be a fire in the building that day.
>>551821232Who the fuck is this artist and why is he so dedicated to making these fictional fujo narratives? They’re many panels long.
It seems as if Brainbook was possibly inspired by early Mandy concepts
>>551821928https://xcancel.com/HiKu_2018/status/1998776197077954601Hiku_2018. The same artist that made those lewds featuring Invisigal and Blonde Blazer with Robert respectively. She's just talented with her craft and simply draws, sculpts, paints, etc. what she's interested in.
>>551821928fujos were touched by the hand of the muse in exchange for knowing their ships will never be canon
>>551822258Why is canon the be all, end all for you?
>>551821232>>551821703He laughed at Robert “almost crying, sort of” when he got the sex ads on his computer. He might not actually care.
>>551822539Because Cute are Canon are destined to be together.
>>551822539for me? canon seems pretty 'be all, end all' for this whole general, considering how much argument there's been about who's the "real" romance
>Bobert, you gotta try sniffing this.
>>551822571True. Still I wonder if he would see it differently considering in this hypothetical scenario. Flambae is depicted intimately with Robert in this artwork plasterd throughout the workplace.
>>551822116I wonder what phase of development they decided to make Mandy buxom
>>551822856Unless AdHoc makes a decision for either or. I suspect they'll leave Robert's love life as ambiguous as possible in order to be shaped by you the player. If they made either route canon there would be an absolute shitstorm over it.
>>551822898He might find his image threatened. Yeah. That’s a good point.
>>551822891Robert's wife deals with abuse of all kinds of substances, including - but not limited to - inhalants, alcohol, cannabis, tobacco, crack, cocaine, methamphetamine, adderall, psychedelics...
>>551822975when they decided they wanted the game to make money
Flambae definitely has a crush on Rob and you can’t convince me otherwise. It’s probably canon to the writers too they just don’t want the players knowing it kek.
>>551822116She overall has too good design for side character. Maybe the whole drama with roid stone happened late, and originally bb looked like this in office
>>551824015we're all about diversity here at /sdn/
>>551823363The office will discuss that christmas party for year
>flambae is soo a top>flambae is soooo a bottom >flambae sooo has a crush on robert >flambae is such a tsundere cringe fujos
>>551824121>It’s probably canon to the writers too they just don’t want the players knowing it kek.Considering one of the devs drew this. I think they're aware of people picking up what they're putting down.
Why can Robert do that fucked up thing with his finger euughhhhh yuck why did he show that to Mandy
>>551824642>Considering one of the devs drew this……Are you serious
>>551824940Yes. It's from the official Discord. I'm telling you they're not oblivous to the ships, let alone Flambert.
>>551824940No he’s lying anon. Fujos always lie. >>551825072I just don’t fucking believe you. Which dev? It was probably just a joke.
>>551824559Glass houses, het-ship bitches shouldn't throw stones.
>>551824642That’s very dangerous. He shouldn’t kiss his crush like that when he’s pressing that much weight. It could cause him to falter. It could kill him.
>>551825161Continue to deny reality all you want. See it for yourself if you dare.
>>551824015>Anyone else think Bobert's been looking a bit uhhhhhh.....urban lately?
>>551825359I would never enter the Dispatch discord you fucking queer.
>>551823972She'll share her addictions with him!
>>551825515You already caught the gay from replying to him. It's too late for you.
>>551825515Then at least you know the game was made by those that see the appeal in that pairing. Whether you like it or not.
>>551825359Screencap it yourself or you’re lying
In season 2, to prove his love for Flambae, Robert will purchase a spell scroll from some wizard to regrow Flambae’s fingers.
The game was made by faggy men deal with it
>>551825937That would be cute and all IF there was going to be a season 2, which there won’t be
>>551826375/ourfaggymen/
>>551826891>which there won’t beNot for a while at least.
>>551824642Was there context to this, or did they just dump it randomly?
>>551826891>>551827228It may take a bit, but they did ask for oc art, and that does imply they’re planning something, I’m sure of it.
>>551827234They just dumped it in the fanart channel of their page. Here's another featuring Flambae and Toxic.
>>551827450That is true. I hope they sprinkle in some clues or hints for season 2 in the prizes.
>>551827759Nooooooo- Toxic is hot tho ngl
>>551828184Well to make it easy. They did title the post, "toxic-ex boyfriends".
>>551822116Imagine she tells you about the necessity of shaking up things
>>551828380So they were dating???
>>551828909Perhaps. Bear in mind while a dev did illustrate it to share on the offical Discord page. Doesn't necessarily mean it's canon.
>>551829217It’s 100% cute and canon now
>>551829276Think they did the deed while transformed?
Toxic has a big dick
>>551830354Grower or shower?
>>551830354It’s uncut, smells, and leaks acid.
>>551830354toxic intimidates me. no fear for the safety of his peen, he's just hanging dong in the middle of a fight like it's nothing
>>551830658That’s because he dissolves all of his clothes whenever he transforms. He has to find a suit that resists his powers, like Flambae’s.
>>551831041>He has to find a suit that resists his powers, like Flambae’s.I wonder how Flambae had the means to make himself a fireproof costume? Let alone one that was tailored to his proportions.
What ethnicity is Toxic
https://x.com/NinjaJay270472/status/2005383058548199816
>>551832298We hardly know anything at all about him. From a glance I suspect he could be of East Asian descent.
>>551832298Looks like mexican-asian
>>551832298I keep thinking Korean or Blasian
Toxic is a sick fuck and always goes acid form at the last second when he has sex. He’s a murderer.
>>551835214The Bussy Melter….
Mandy enjoys making him work
>>551755938>Mandy is self centeredYeah and the sky is blue. what else is new? >>551763612you do realize that spamming the board aint gonna change opinions. present your arguments and then perhaps the anons here will listenanyone who thinks either courtney or mandy is suited for robert is out of their minds. Ones the HR lady and the other is a walking HR violation.
How could one scene make so many autists seethe?
>>551837102One down, eleven more to go.
>>551837390This pic would be way cuter if she was holding a Robert plush instead.
>>551837576She's giving him his Christmas gift, and his ass better take good care of it.
>>551837034They've been arguing in bad faith so long nobody will ever take their opinions seriously, or at least should know better.
>Courtney after watching the opening scene to UP
>>551840616Is the implication that the augments made her infertile?
>>551840616
>>551836086I like this one :)
>>551840805You need to shut the fuck up right now
>>551832585Damn, this is really well made. Talented ass kid.
I got this game because my gf was extremely excited about it. I was really skeptical at first but I just finished the bank robbery with Invisible girlthat end bit where she gets excited and takes a picture of her place on the board won me over i wont lie, i am impressed so far, i hope they make another one of these.
>>551832585>You gonna build those bricks?
>>551840805Shroud can get himself a reduced sentence by hooking her up with an aug that restores her fertility.
>>551841276Based. That was the moment that won me over too
>>551841875Not good enough. Full Phoenix team treatment or nothing.
>>551841276You are in for a emotional, but great ride my friend.
>>551842487Fine, but Eli also has to sincerely apologize to Robert for killing his dad and shooting his girlfriend. He's also gotta hook Robert up with some more Astral Pulses so all his kids can have their own mech suits.
>>551842529IS Robert autistic?
>>551843132>We were gonna get TWO rape scenesRestore it, Adhoc. Also add a scene of them talking on the balcony after the dance.
>>551843132what's she thinking here?
>>551843728She doesn't, she's like a cat that noticed a small bird
>>551843728>If he doesn't let me lick one of those scares I'm fucking stealing something out of his apartment
>>551843728Final version of Visi hid her horniness with sarcastic snarks. Original Visi seems like she was even more openly horny for Robert
>>551843939>The last thing Robert hears before being pounced onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTOz6SDmYVM
>>551833226>>551834367>>551834668>>551836086>>551840938>>551844032>>551844383dumb fujo
>create the most tumblr looking character ever>write her to be obsessed with a chad white boy>sell 2 million copies in under a monthIt’s that simple, y’all
>>551833226>>551834367>>551834668>>551836086>>551840938>>551844032>>551844383Brilliant fujo
For the last time. There are no fujos here.
>>551844694>>sell 2 million copies in under a monthThey understood that Courtney is the key to all of this, she's a cuter character than they've ever had before.
>>551845141Can a man be a fujo? Or is he just gay and fujos are a women only thing?
>>551844976>blazer>putting outkek
>>551845141Post pictures of men kissing men? You’re a Fujo. It’s that simple. Do not care if you are straight or gay or bi. You will always be a dirty, smelly, no good Fujo.
>>551845748She was in a sexless relationship for god knows how long, of course she's gonna put out the second Robert asks for it
>>551844694she's tumblr looking but she has a legitimate heart of gold and real human emotions, instead of just being a caricature of teenage angst like many others with her design.
>>551846698Well, she has a heart of gold that’s covered in grime first.Remember, she didn’t give two shits about Granny’s safety
>>551846863She does if you tell her to secure the perp
>>551846863Fuck Granny, she should keep stealing donuts for Robert from his donut shop.
>>551846471refer to>>551819745
>>551844694White male and a straight tomboy is punk in the year of our Lord 2025
>>551846863Reminder that the donut she gave to Robert (and then smashed) was stolen
>>551847057It's like witnessing a Unicorn, truly a miracle.
>>551847057>White supremacists when they see a brown girl who’s easy on the eyeshttps://youtu.be/ffwWRqpmUc8?si=XS68BzHtJ14BNfFD
>>551847320Robert's perspective btw
>>551847320Robert can't be racist, his brother from another mother is urban and his girlfriend is some ambiguous shade of brown.
the increased market for sincere romance choices and storylines in the western market is interesting to me. a lot of the time you just see them as side quests or additional components but not highly relevant to the story itself at a base level. i wonder if the influence of anime/japanese content is helping create a bigger market in the west
>>551847513>White supremacists such as myself when we see a white woman with blonde hair and blue eyeshttps://youtu.be/Kbx7m2qVVA0?si=wl0D5pu9d0MYvWjC
>>551848058Kek
>>551848041People just like well done romance and sincerity in their entertainment, it's not rocket science. Yet somehow 90% of the people behind Western entertainment forgot this.
>be schizophrenic >bag a 10/10 baddieHow did he do it? That, is the question.
>>551848041>>551848585western writing and storytelling have been poisoned by a legacy of post-modernist resentment for sentimental, emotional and sincere writing. the problem was that this cultural shift mutated into outright resentment for emotion itself (which was never the point of modernist writing in the first place, in fact it was the opposite ironically) but ever since the 80s/90s we've been trapped in a framework of irony, self-awareness and insincerity as a cultural fixture.
>>551848684By being so uncharismatic that he looped back around to being irresistible.
>>551848058>this white woman with blonde hair and blue eyes was nice to me>maybe I have a chance>0.5 seconds afterHappens every time
>>551848871Yeah, irony and insincerity have a been a disaster for entertainment. In a good world Joss Whedon would be tried for crimes against Humanity at the Hague and hanged.
>>551848691dumb fujo
>>551848691intelligent fujo
>>551849106>breaks up with literal superman to get with the normal everyday manThat's why she's the best
>>551849240dumb fujo
>>551849240smart fujo
>>551848684he said it himself, people are drawn to his eccentric charmthis is how rob bob got courtney too btw
>>551847057who is the artist of this and where can i find more of them?
>>551850243Jean-Pierre Gibrat
>>551850410nah, on further research i'll pass too straight and modern for mei'm more of a leyendecker fella
>>551850634>leyendeckerGAAAY
Robert and Courtney's firstborn will be almost eaten by Victor after they make the mistake of leaving him alone with him for five minutes.
Season 2 will include more Flambert tease bait but won’t actually have a full blown romance with Flambae
Chad and Robert sitting in a tree…
>>551849345the funniest thing about this game is that BB fags sing her praise to the high heavens but the reality is that they're a bunch of losers with mommy issues that would gladly settle for a loose woman with questionable decision-making skillsjoke's almost norm macdonald-esque in how subtle it is
K I S S I N GISSI NG
>>551850634Good taste.>>551850797That wouldn't surprise me. They kind of baited already with the gym scene.
>>551851053>oh boo hoo someone in the thread is talking about someone other than my favorite girl now I need to start shit for no reasontake your meds
bbfags and flamefujos are both mentally ill
>>551851053anyone who brings up "muh mommy issues" in discussions of romance/girls in media is always seething, shit means nothing
>>551851287Don’t lump me in with the smelly jeet please
>>551850797The devs truly understand what fujos want if that happens.
>>551851276>>551851413you BBfags always have the "us or them" mentality, how are you so sure i'm a Visifag?
Fujos don’t actually care about canon. This is their Sin. They don’t want their ships to become official. They LIKE being dissenting contrarian faggots.
>>551851651im neither of the things you posted anon i was just making an observation
>>551851683THIS, they like having their headcanons and fantasies. Canon gets in the way of that, they just want teases and crumbs. Not an actual meal.
>>551851558But would the devs be so bold to let it happen in season 2? Warhorse faced extreme flack for it when it came to KCD2.
Eating tacos with Flambae
>>551851683why would a ship being canon be a requirement for enjoying it?
>>551851792KCD2 featured actual gay romance, tease bait isn't that.
>>551851792because the Dispatch fanbase is not the extremely right-leaning HEMA-adjacent history chuds that KCD attracts
>>551851785>they just want teases and crumbs. Not an actual meal.They're not a monolith, you know. They just accept more often than not that it will never be. So they make the best of it through their talent and artistry. However, they will more than welcome it if it is. Case in point, Hansry from KCD2.https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hansry
>>551851857It would be funny if he couldn’t handle spicy food
>>551851287Honestly I don't mind Dispatch fujos, they're pretty chill.
>>551851871This guy is just hellbent about canon. Pay no mind.
>>551852051Dispatch fujos (“fujos”) consist of: fags, bifags, and unironic shitposters
if there's gay romance i want it to be really fucking gay, i played through BG3 and despite it being a good game, the romances fell flat because they are written so generically to fit every character combination, i want something as handcrafted as invisimech but really fucking gay
>>551852113I'm using the term fujo liberally, it's honestly all the same in my eyes.
>>551851651genuinely why are you fags so insecure about your waifu? You already won the popularity contest. I'm not your BBjeet boogeyman but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that all your unwarranted shitflinging is what created him in the first place. I just like Blazer and want to post her. That's all.
>>551851905Fair point. Still KCD2 kind of spoiled some. So queerbaiting won't be sufficient for the lot.>>551851948That's true but you get people freaking out about the idea of other romances beyond Courtney and Mandy. Don't even bother talking about it on Reddit. It'll just get downvoted to oblivion. Unless you're pining for Malevola, she seems to get a pass.
>>551851792It was the only way to force women to play this autism. I've seen fujo thirsting even for this guy
>>551852341>I've seen fujo thirsting even for this guyNo way.
>>551852341>I've seen fujo thirsting even for this guyWho's that?
>>551851857>>551852301based taco enjoyer
If Robert and Courtney were childhood friendshttps://youtu.be/m_B0LGaLLTE?si=qYCm48GsVDfTtbqG
>>551852486Is Welcome to Derry any good? I liked IT 1 and 2.
>>551852448MC's friend from stalker 2
>>551852583No it fucking SUCKS and Courtney is more of a Shining girl than an It girl.
>>551852174When you mean by "really fucking gay". What are you referring to in particular? I know romances in BG3 between companions was more or less interchangeable considering they're all bisexual. I still enjoyed the subplot, especially Gale's. That aside do you mean in terms of explicitness? Like something you'd see out of a show like Heated Rivalry?
Robert doesn’t like scary movies. Bad memories of watching them too early as a child. He won’t ever let this be known, though.
>>551852624I see, thanks for answering. I can vaguely imagine why they would.
>>551852174>the romances fell flat because they are written so generically to fit every character combinationHonestly I really wasn't a big fan of any of BG3's companions, none of them really clicked with me and like you said the romances fell flat as well.
>>551852880Why is kid Robert so adorable
>>551853051Courtney, please.
>>551853181No I’m serious they made him too cute
>>551853239This is in violation of your parole, keep this up and they're sending you back to prison.
>>551852880what if she makes him watch a scary movei with her?
>>551853353How is this not wholesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH0hmLFw1Rk
>>551853920He'd be stoic and wouldn't let her see his angst. The thing that makes him a hero, is his resolve, but he's still a big sensitive softie at heart, and would rather not see violence and scary things - but will if he has to.
>>551853920>scary moveiWhich one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNgb9OK7I-A
Imagine an aggressive kid Courtney throwing tantrums during art class and giving her grade school teachers the worst headaches of their lives. The type of brat who fakes her asthma attacks to get her own way.
>>551853928>Bobert, *HIC* ashk hiim fo moer bear...
>>551854354Reminds me of my horrible cousin
>>551854354I hope we learn more about her childhood in season 2, I'm curious just how awful it was.
>>551854354She looks like a normal kid who went rough because of bullying, that's why she's so pissed by Robert-teacher
>>551854951CUTE
Moving in with Mandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11W-4oYFWeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5VQvC3C-iY
>>551854951dumb fujo
>>551854801Phenomenal
>Sonar/Coupe in season 2 begging Robert to let them back on the team after he sent them back to prisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY0gNfj21co
>>551855425I wuv Beef
>>551848058>White supremacists such as myself when we see a white woman with blonde hair and blue eyes
>>551855425Swag
>>551855628Heh, is it a rape signature?
>>551855215dumb fujo
Flambae could molest Robert so fucking easily if he wanted to.
Courtney could rape Robert so fucking easily if she wanted to.
I could eat this maple glazed donut so fucking easily if I wanted to.
>>551855204Goddamn
Mandy could fix Robert so fucking easily if she wanted to
>>551856081is the belly hair really necessary
>>551856170Do you not have one?
>>551856252I have zero belly hair yes.
>>551856026whats stopping her?
Belly hair is very important
Do girls actually find bags under the eyes hot?I mean I guess I could go a few nights without sleeping
>>551856387Nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZSCGWEVEE
>>551856541Don't deprive yourself of sleep for the sake of a woman's glance.
>>551856247>>551856405>>551856547dumb fujo
>>551856638Nope, I've decided. The only possible way that I'll end up on a woman's bosom is after passing out from exhaustion
>>551856252I wish I had more body hair but I'm a hairless Jap.
>>551856247>>551856405>>551856547high IQ fujo
>>551856789Konichiwa, dude!
>>551856789Be thankful you don't. Body hair has it's pros and cons too. Having a good set of chest and belly hair is all and good but hairy butt is a burden.
>>551856779Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>551856961>be thankful you don't look like a kingYou're not fooling anyone.
>>551857075I'm telling you body hair has its drawbacks. You can at least grow some facial hair, right? I think that's more than enough.
see mandy without the amuletshes not taller than me anymorewell im bored of her now. i hope the invisible zoomer still likes me.
>>551856789It isn't worth it, especially when genes activate hair on the tragus
>>551857218She loves you in every universe, anon
>>551857218weak ass beta male
>>551857218It's not too late to change course and clutch this.
>*aggressively sucks candy cane*
>>551857965This is subtly foreshadowing her giving him head the nanosecond the party clears out.https://files.catbox.moe/wplrvw.jpg
How would Visi react if the bomb had made Robert paraplegic?
>>551860964hope she finds changing his diapers hot
>>551860964She would probably run away and suppress her memories with booze
>>551861685>running, huh? Must feel nice
>>551856789It's honestly not that great. I have shitty puny body hair, and it makes me wish I had none, it just looks awkward
>>551860964she's gonna lovebomb the fuck out of him to compensate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPlowZhpFkPlease please please please let BB be playable for more than 10 seconds in season 2 adhoc I beg of you
>>551862462>Aryan stone confiscated>she drives the mech
>>551862462She doesn't have the amulet anymore. It's Chases now until they find some cure for his rapid aging.
oh god now he's posting blender shit
>>551864787Well that got your attention. The momentum came to a complete halt.
>>551864616Blender? I thought that was some vrchat faggotry
>>551865004>vrchatNot this time.
What the hell is that?
>>551867910Where is that pic from some sort of bootleg merch site?
>>551868790It's called "official", idkhttps://officialdispatchgame.com/products/dispatch-hero-squad-shirt
>>551869145i think you're clinically retarded
>>551869248>i thinkYou don't, anon
>be me, a 6/10 brown tomboy gooner gamergirl KHH virgin>new guy at the office with absolutely smoking dad bod shows up>try not to act too nervous around him, give him subtle hints that I'm into him, flirt a little>one day get a little bit physical with him during a lunch break and he reports me to the manager>now, this 5'11 10/10 Gigastacy that obviously knows that I'm attracted to the guy happens to be our manager>fucked up a bit, but don't give up>invite the guy to the movies after work>perfect set up, it's a romcom about two office workers who fall in love together there's no way this won't work>explicitly tell him that I'm all alone in the theater and that I'm single atm>he ghosts me to have dinner with Stacy from the office>they start dating after that>have to endure the sight of those two together every single moment>still don't think it's official between them yet, so at the house warming party for the guy I play my favorite song about new found love>they end up slow dancing together, holding each AND SHE EVEN KISSES HIM IN FRONT OF ALL MY COWORKERS>had to delete the song from the playlist after that one>get drunk and fuck up a little(for the sake of this story it doesn't matter) >end up being put suspended from the job>fuck it, nothing to lose so I muster up the courage and confess my feelings to the guy and even go for my first ever kiss(I could taste the manager's pussy juice fresh on his lips), but he pulled out from it>spaghetti out of the pocket, meatballs rolling on the floor, soiled pants with the sauce>ran out of the room cryingIt's fucking Joever. How are we supposed to compete against the Stacy who don't even have to put in the effort?
>>551869519you're fucking crazy if you think visi is anything less than an 8/10
>>551869519>showed him my flatboard chest>the look of pure disgust on his face told me everything I knew
Complete Courtney Victory
>>551869880>forgot to trim the black edges whoopswhoops
why are tomboys so goated bros
There we go
>>551870952took you long enough to get it right. gj.
>>551871048I was testing it, but the players I was using was hiding the borders. Figured out it was a certain setting forcing it to save at a dimension I didn't want which was forcefully adding the black bars despite the crop.I'm still learning stuff
>>551869687>you're fucking crazy if you think visi is anything less than an 8/10this, have you guys seen how much of an aggressive angle her jaw has? I've seen a few people with an insane jaw (underbite) and it looks so good especially with the "tomboy" features. Too bad I will never pull one
>>551871672ok i aint gay. what are there bruises on his face? is flambae and watergoat into bdsm or something?
>>551869519She didn't setup the movie theater, she clearly gave up at that moment, after that aggressive flirting that didn't work. And she knew that Mandy made a move on him, so in her case it was over already.
>>551869519KEK. this is why I use this site for. 10/10. screenshotted, thanks anon
>>551820409Mecha-Shroud like Cyber-Errol in Jak 3, with extra nihilistic genocidal insanity.
Mandy’s jugs
>>551874857are those the same size as visi's? I dont remember.
>>551874958Slightly bigger but not like she's mogging her hard
>>551874348No, they just lost control of their powers.
dumb fujos
>>551876706chu
>>551857218You will not survive the winter.
>>551869687>>551874129her low self-esteem prevents her from rating herself higher than 6/10
>>551878781he just survived one, seethe lol
>>551870842Because of both aesthetic and abstract reasons
>>551879335at least that keeps her a virgin so robert can have her all to himself
There is only sorrow in those eyes for his scarred body
>>551880572>I am very sorry that you have experienced such suffering, I will do my best to ensure that it does not happen again>Dude your scars make me wetWhat would Robert Robertson prefer to hear every night?
>Yes Robert, you have to listen to my Drive & Hotline Miami OST synthwave playlist while we're driving.
picture this /SDN/: >the mech suits explodes>BB who was out on duty that night sees it and recuses robert from the crash site>takes robert to the SDN infirmary or something since you know: she admires him as a true hero>no press interview starring robert, absolutely no news: leading for the public to theorize>BB gives a press interview a week later promising a full recovery of the mechaman pilot (NOT the suit) within the next 6 months>this is actually a set-up to keep robert safe from other possible assassinations (No one's gonna think a paralyzed guy from the waist down is actually mechaman)>cut to visi watching the news from her apartment and being relieved>visi picks up phone and signs up for SDN, convinced her planting the bomb didn't cause "harm" and convinced she is still capable of gooda week passes and robert awakes from the Coma. No one apart from chase, BB know the truth: the statement to the public was a lie and he's paralyzed from waist down. robert is devastated, him and chase bond over couple days. Chase takes robert under his own wing and they share an apartment. Chase convinces him to take a desk job at SDN: convincing him he can still do hero work dispatching. >cut to the SDN front door where chase wheels in a paralyzed robert in a wheelchair>"I still don't think showing up to a desk job in your ex-hero suit is a good idea">"relax "dad" I'm trying to make a good impression">chase wheels robert into the conference room, bids him good luck and departs>Mandy comes in>small talk: "im so sorry about your condition" "it is what it is" etc>mandy hypes him up for the job, makes him feel better, improves his morale but DOESN'T take off his mask yet>robert stripping down doesn't happen>visi tries to slip away, door's locked, sound of door budging leads BB to investigate >visi in revealed with a neutral face, avoiding robert's eye contact
>>551882076you could make the conference room scene devoid of sexual tension to deny visi the chance to make any dirty jokes: it makes her accept that the press was a lie and she did infact handicap a person, a hero. A hero even BB looks up to. she doesnt even attempt a comback when BB asks if she stole her earrings, but gives them back. Robert being oblivious to all this, introduces himself, wanting to maintain a healthy relationship with the heros he'll be mentoring. add in a few extra lines to make shit spicy: "i might look worse for wear but I can still click shit on a screen and talk" "atleast I didnt get paralyzed waist up you know?" "nice to meet you invisigal"robert has his mask on still: giving visi flashbacks of picrel.IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES. SO MUCH UNTOUCHED ANGST
>>551882196>IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES. SO MUCH UNTOUCHED ANGSTIMO, way too much, since we barely know Robert's character at this point.
>>551882476>IMO, way too much, since we barely know Robert's character at this point.this is an AU that caters to players who have already played their first playthrough. it's very much fan fiction. They know the story, this is just another 'what if?'
>>551882076>>551882196I mean, the whole "what if Dispatch but Robert is crippled" premise is interesting, but too depressing for a story like this. The suit being destroyed was already devastating for him, because it was his entire life. The first thing we see after the conference is him wandering around the street alone, drinking from a flask like an alcoholic, and getting into a fight with an injured arm; he stopped caring about his life the moment he lost the meaning of it, and his main motivation for working at SDN at first was the hope of becoming Mecha Man again. Now imagine his mental state if he was also deprived of this hope because he knew he would never get back on his feet again.Visi already has a lot of remorse and guilt, but the fact that she still feels comfortable enough to autistically flirt with Robert and crack jokes all the time is one of the core elements of her personality. Without it, the reveal that she planted the bomb wouldn't even have had such weight, because it would have been obvious from the start that there was something wrong with her.
>>551883393>Without it, the reveal that she planted the bomb wouldn't even have had such weight, because it would have been obvious from the start that there was something wrong with her.fuck, you're right. I got too ahead of myself.
>>551882076Not bad for some classic comic, but the issue there - it does not fit the tone of the story. The main theme here - personal dramas aren't that important as doing the right thing in the moment.Robert lost his father, his mech, his purpose (and even a mattress), so what? He still can do the right things even without superpowersChase lost a huge part of his life? He will lose the rest of it to save the girl he scoulded an hour agoEven forgiveness for Visi sounds right because of thatCripple Robert would make the tone way darker, and his personal drama would overshadow everything ellse
raping robert probably feels like a drug...
>>551884890not on my watch you invisible bitch
>>551885123Only fake blonde can rape him, old man, Invisigal isn't that strong
So, is there a consensus on what the deal was with the safe that opens on its own even if Robert fails at hacking in ep6? Visi comments on it, Robert is confused, but it goes nowhere after that. Bad writing/Shroud's 5D chess?
>>551860964She's just gonna have to make sweet love to him until his legs stop being useless.
>>551886848I belive it is a rough ductape for their unbalanced hacking mini game, because it doesn't have any believable explanation. It's like a third player in the shadows helped her
Wife.
>>551887480Get back to work, Robert.
Robert really can't [Lean out] of the locker room kiss, because of the implication. I mean think about it, he's in a locker room with a super powered girl who has a history of violence. He looks around and he doesn't see another soul, 'aaaahhh there's no one here to save me if she gets violent, what am I gonna do say no?'
>>551884890I'd rather molest than rape. Licking and sniffing every inch of Robert's body.
>>551888880He can't lean out because he's not a coward, every time she tried to be aggressive - he raised the stakes. That's why canonically he grabs her ass
>>551888880It honestly feels kinda bullshit that doing this singular thing puts you onto the "dating one behind the other's back" route of you've been romancing BB up to this point.Her tongue is already inside Robert's mouth!
Imagine if Courtney's bomb made Robert paraplegic and she spend the entire game aggressively lovebombing him as a coping mechanism and when he found out about it she had a total mental breakdown she used her powers to rape the helpless man in the wheelchair and it became such a routine that Robert got Stockholm Syndrome'd into loving her
A paraplegic Robert? His dick REALLY wouldn't work, then...
I didn't say anything about who would be inside who ;)
>>551889935
>>551889935Better post fujoart
>>551889935it would be more like >never get attracted to him in the first place>leave once she gets cut>never mention it to him again
>>551891434visi even admits she loves broken, brooding men, she was just steps away from creating her perfect pet hubby
>>551891554she said she liked bruises, not physical disabilities
>>551891554>she was just steps away from creating her perfect pet hubbyShe'll do it in season 2.
>>551891828actually a good premise for villain visi route
pinning robert down into his wheelchair and sucking his half-flaccid cock after having shoved your soaked panties inside his mouth while listening to his desperate but pleasured moans
>>551892109>t.
I wonder when they will announce something, the hype is slowly fading
This is a superhero world. How are there still paraplegics when there's literal wizard-tier technological geniuses heading mega-corporations?
>>551892297they always have that sex scenes and director's cut thingy going for them, they're going to use that as a carrot to extend interest in the brand for a very long time, these interview and tidbits they have been giving us are part of a wider marketing scheme, very smart move
>>551892330you got money to pay them?
>>551892297Looks like art context was made for something but I am not sure they seriously planned season 2
>>551892330same reason why there's still cripples, disease and famine in any high fantasy setting
>>551892330Genius Shroud made only a lung extender
>>551892741From the sounds of it all they had was a few sticky notes worth of ideas for a potential season 2, but no serious plan. Which is understandable since basically no one who worked on this game thought it was going to be as successful and popular as it ended up being.
>>551892975the one time we need a telltalte-esque whoring out
>>551892330Robert doesn't have insurance, SDN promises to fix his spine/legs if he works for them, that's the way I see this possibly going
>>551893427eventually he enjoys the rape so much that he deliberately sabotages his medical check-ups to make it seem salvageable
Robert is too cute. He needs to be protected at all costs.
>>551892463>they always have that sex scenesThey don't exist, they were never created, the cut content is limited to references to unrealized scenes in the files. Or that's what someone from AdHoc said at least. I honestly don't expect any kind of director's cut with extra scenes anytime soon, because they would have to be created from the scratch, and Igloo is likely working on a tight schedule, they work with Dispatch is finished and who knows when they will be ready to collaborate again.
>>551894152it's the allure, the myth they've built up over these new interviews, you don't get what i'm saying
>>551894607Ah, you mean the 'could be, could be', like teasing that Malevola may be a romantic option that they were doing at one point? Well, it is smart, not promising anything but still sparking discussion. But I feel like such an approach will not work in the long run.
Anyone else stuck in an endless post-Dispatch depression? I want to play other games, I want to watch a TV-series, and I just can't. At most I'll play some Slay the Spire runs, but that's it really. It's been almost 2 months and I still can't let go
>>551899278Same anon, sameI'm coping by just watching random playthroughs of the game
>>551899278At this point you’ve sucked up all the juices and now it’s a dried out husk. Sad! Many such cases.
>>551899278I started watching Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul with my gf, it helped. But then I listen to Radio and it all comes back again.
>>551899278>Anyone else stuck in an endless post-Dispatch depression?I'm neither a woman nor a fag, so no.
>>551887213>Your legs are being pussies, Robert!
Robert doesn’t take care of himself as much as he could :(
>>551899278roping my friends into doing playthroughs and dragging them down with me
>see dozens of women complain about this>0 mention of phenomaman kiss>flambae is their favorite characterI hate women
>>551902458Can a Foid expert explain to me why theyre obsessed with gay male relationships?Male yurifags are nowhere near as prolific
>>551888880That sounds really dark
>>551902458She literally raped him. It's far worse than Flambae's murder attempt or any of Shroud's antics. Robert will never be the same after what happened in the locker room.
>>551902697Women are unable to comprehend a bond between two men as anything other than them being gay. Brotherhood and camaraderie are foreign concepts to them.
>>551902965To be fair to women, men act fucking gay as fuck when they’re around other men. I see them slapping each other on the ass all the time. I see them rubbing each others abs and shoving each other’s pits in each others faces as “just a prank bro”.
It wasn't fucking rape, okay? My tongue only barely touched his lips, like maybe grazed his teeth a little.
halfway through this gamei feel so sad now its making me feel alone
>>551904012>>551904012>>551904012new thread, last hurrah?
>>551903069The fuck kind of men are you around then? I work construction and you'd get your ass beat on site if you pulled some shit like that.
>>551902965Seriously. Every woman I've watched play through a Yakuza game immediately defaults to shipping all the men together. Every single time.
>>551904076Man you funny bro, gimme a kiss, bro
>>551904482To be fair, Kiwami 1 does a metric fuck ton of pandering to fujos
