Previous: >>551696070>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Chronogenesis owes me sex
Who's the most memed /uma/? I'm not talking about "memelords" like goldship. I mean something like DAHBYYYYY
I love Hishi Akebono!
NTR is blonde Ryan.
>>551715094now we're talking!
7 and 2026 will be the really good yearanything else and i'll shoot myself
>>551715228>off by one
>>5517152287 and you die in 2026
>Perfectly timed thread>Updated OP>"NTR is Ryan"What did this seatard brownoid meant by this?
>marked
I find these tight black shorts extremely erotic.Cygames should give them panties so I'm not so aroused when I play.
>>551715228You won't be missed but we'll have you in our thoughts for a few threads anyway
>>551715184Akebono is the type of uma to marry her trainer
you rollan or you skippan
>>5517152282026 is year of horse0 and you kys
>>551715412pagpig and I'm rolling for both helios and dober
>>551715321>schizo babblewhat did this anon mean by this?
>>551715412easy scout
>>551715412I'm skipping, need holidays ogurin
Would you love your horse wife if she was going through chemotherapy? And if she also got hiv from the bull
Krautrock holy fuck, what a lead
>>5517152287 and this anon doesn't have to kill themselvesanything else and i kill myself with them
>>551715412I want Dober, but I only have 24k carats and have to save for Bourbon.
>>551715321Press the - and move on, it's better to ignore them
>>551715228livestream pls
hehe...
>>551715201NTRfag is singlehandely tanking my opinion of her how does he do it
>>551715412How can you not love that frown?
>>551715407Duh, who else is going to feed him?
Digitan LOVE
7 and I delete the post and repost it.
>>551715501SHIRAOKI DEATH CULTSHIRAOKI DEATH CULTSHIRAOKI DEATH CULT
>>551715078I just watched Road to the Top and Admire Vega might be the first genuinely unlikeable uma I've come across
>>551715541Oh very true
Evens I play uma Odds I play a random steam game in my library
0 and everyone in this thread kills themselves
>>551715272gentle wife gentle life
Urara is too cute, I can't stop myself.
I can't stop masturbating to Daiwa Scarlet
>>5517158237 and I rape this anon
not 7 and all orange colors are banned from /uma/ henceforth 7 and all other colors are banned
>>551715783
7 and you all quit botting
>>551715783this is what grass fans want
>>551715878>soundpostdamn you got me
>>551715996Make her nude and I'll do it.>>551715989>>5517159428 and both of you kys
>>5517159427 and Opera rapes this anon
>>551715984
>>551715989______
>>5517161233 and goldship kidnaps you
uhhhhhhhh 7 and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea
WAIT WTF CM IS TOMORROWI DIDNT SEE ANYTHING POSTED IN THE IN GAME NEWS SO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE FOR THE HOLIDAYSI CHECKED THE TWITTER BECAUSE DOBER'S COMING AND I SEE CMAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>5517162053 and tanuki rudolph never gets posted again
>>551716225Registration starts tomorrow, yes.
tama lovetama wife
7 and
>>551716170I hate her CIA pose
>>551716171
>>551715184she's too powerful!
>>551716225just make a runaway Suzuka with S medium and it's a direct pass to A finals bwo
>>551716225you'll have 3 more days before the actual cm starts
>>551716225ITS TOMORROW?????FUCK NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551716225It's alright. You still have 3 days after registration to prepare something. I have 2/3 aces because I need Dober for the last piece. Danchou better suck my cock for the cramming I'm going to do.
5 and i stop stimming
Who did we bet on?
67
>>5517164803 and Agnes Tachyon never gets posted again
>>551716359
7
>>551716380
7 and YUH
>>551716553NO MY WIFE
>>551715878those plaps sound familiar
So let me see if I understood this correctlyFor Late surgers the new meta is taking both ryan and dober when possible? Is that right?
>>551716439I too will be trying to pound out a Dober ace in those few days.
3 borrows, 3 low rolls, again.I hate this game
7 and you faggots stop with this bullshit
>>551716590
>>551716273>>551716553>no rudolf >no tachyon Guys, you’re being oppressed
>>5517166453 and Teio never gets posted again
What happens if i got runaway and set the style to pace chaser?
>>551716553
>>551716554
>>551716645*rapes you*
7...
7 and everyone masturbates to the last uma they used
>>551716614I took it from that exact image, but do you know what the original video is?
6
>>551716509Regaleira
7 and that anon loses his arima kinen bet
>>5517168157 and everyone masturbates to wei
0 and opera will no longer rape
>>551716645Evens opera o rapes this anon Odds opera o tapes this anon 7s he gets a free 10 roll
>>551715149Air Shakur (Wit)
>>551716725What would happen if you took a front skill then set the style to pace chaser?
>>551716747
no numbers, only rice
>>551715201NTRfag and Ryanfag threads should be discarded
>hit the 230 limit againI guess it's time I start letting go of my early legacies...
wtf is this, how can I trust these numbers, they look total whack
3 and no one ever posts pictures of umas again
>>551716821>I took it from that exact imagethe file-name made that obvious>do you know the source?no. the creator way back didn't told anyone, nor did seemingly anyone at the time figure it out.
>>5517168157 and everyone masturbates to Fuji
Finally got my first S Rank. It's all luck. My previous best was 13.7k
>>551715996Yeah...
>>551717047oh fuck
>he has a wife>he has a job>he has IRL friends>he has a well paid easy job >he has children>he has sex>he has happiness>he still comes here and humble bragsconsider killing yourself
>>551716930
>>551717047fukin' ell mate tits on the menu today
>>551717047
when is the Arima kinen start?
>>551717047BOYS (female)
>>551717037it's from an Amelia Watson animation, I expected more from you, Anon
>>551717047Pokke posted this
>>5517158235 and you have to imitate Super Creek's Goo Goo Babytalk for the whole thread
>>551717047She cant keep getting away with this...
>>551717120
>>551717164>I expected more from you, Anonoh shut it
7 runs today. 7 runs tomorrow. 7 runs the next day. 7 runs the day after. 7 in the morning. 7 in the afternoon. 7 at night. Danchou, bless my attempt to reach finals.
>>551717317winrar
>>551715516Why are you posting a literal jewtuber
>>551717317amazing
>>551717317
>>551717317As expected of Bobo
Is Dober actually necessary for Lates?
>can't post tachyon anymorewhat the fuck
>>551717292
>>551717317Bourbon wins!
0 AND EVERYONE MUST MASTURBATE TO MEJIRO RYAN
>>551717317She'd win.
Umas with crutches turn me on so much, the only thing that would be hotter would be an Uma in a flat out wheel chair. If they ever give us an Uma in a wheelchair dosen’t even have to be playable I'll shower her with love and affection also fucking her so hard like a wild animal with endless nakadashis without a care in the world I'll fuck her so hard that I'll bump her spine back into place and make her walk again haha but too bad we don't have any wheelchair umas.
>>551716081jpanons....soul...
>>551717575sniff sniff
>>551717487
>>551717596McQueen...
0 and we behead all Ryanfags
What are some mandatory skills/inheritance for Runaway Suzuka for Scorpio?Besides just being myself.
>>551717595Well, you're in luck. We do have a cripple.
>>551717595Isn't that like a whole scenario later?
>>551717164link it
>>551717729Anchors aweigh
Paizuri demon
>>551717702
>>551717487>all that spe sitting on his lapSurprised his legs didnt break
>>551717840this video is so trashwhy do globalbabs make ugly quality videos?
7 and all of you have to cosplay teio and suck my dick
>>551717480More situational on track and needs you to not get rushed/late started, but when it hits, it hits hard So it’s a nice bonus
>>551717729Unrestrained and Taking The Lead
>>551717840God I love women doing that hip sway
>>551717824literally just search amelia watson and sound on a booruhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4280954
>>551717595H-Hey...
>>551716964You seem lost kiddo
>>551717932Oh noooo that’s a 7 ah geez guess I have to do that now awww man you forced me to
Who has the smelliest shoes and why is it Silence Suzuka?
>>551717729Runaway
>>551717047I just finished watching the movie so this feels very fitting
>>551717595What a roundabout way of asking for sugar lights images
ARIMA KINENW H E NHEN
>>551717928go remake it yourselfwe'll wait
>>551717595haha hey
>>551717869
>30 Energy Rest: 10% ChanceThis is false, right?
Finally
hehe...time to sleep and wake up to my new ace
>>551718174
>>551718124Why is she a cripple
>>551718274>Spechud took his first timeI'm sorry for your loss, anon.
>>551717003It's just by how much of the stat they give you, Kitasan doesn't give you fat rainbows like the cards above her but she's way more consistent because of the high specialty priority + power bonus. She's still better than all of those cards because of consistency, but they all have potential to highroll harder.
>>551718274nice CHUD
>>551718056Nikkers need a decent post nut clarity game and uma is a great option
>>551718071I wish I could get felleo and mido's book. You know if they could be found online?
>>551718215>wake up>still broke>still a midget>still micro penis
>>551718371
>>551718386Horrible racing accident that crippled herShe no longer can run and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around most placesShe later gets into robotics and there is a whole scenario where you help her build a racing umabotThere is an artist on pixiv that really likes her so she has a bit of art from that guy
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really realy really really really relaly really really reallyr elaly relaly reallyrealy really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really love Stego
>>551718541Stop the king posting I can only get so erect
>>551718530d-don’t say that…
>>551715667Imagine your oshi sharing a room with Curren and ask yourself whether they'd turn out any better
>>551718405NTA but Kitasan has proven to be stupidly inefficient once the friendship gauge turns orange. Absent in summer and most other turns, usually the only time I get rainbow training in Speed is from one of the SRs I take
>>551718541
>>551718141you will wait like you always do, lazy niggeri will make a better version of this and never post it, and if I ever do, it will be in the jp threadfaggot
>>551715667Bwo her sister is DEAD
>>551718632DO NOT REPOST TO OTHER SITES ANON NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551718645>still second banana to Oguri
>>551718438nikke art is garbage, really dont understand how its known as the ultimate coomer game. Umas are easily better.
>>551718621the classic pixiv tag
>>551717110Just remember they have everything they need in their hands to be happy and they still choose to waste any amount of time to come shit up threads instead of spending more time with their loved ones or doing anything else. Normalfags will be normalfags.
>>551718713you do know that 100 specialty priority still only means 1/3rd chance to be in speed each turn
>>551718714
Can you guys please stop talking about sugar lights she reminds me too much of my late sister:(
need slutty umas
>>551718937>my late sisterher time management is not your problem
CAM ON MY EMPEROR
>>551718937Ayabe...
>>551718941>Curren Chan the moment she hears a trainer say those words
>>551715078i propose an alliance between ntrbros and ryanbroswe are unjustly persecuted for our tastes
>>551718937Ever fuck her?
>>551718935Danchou won his debut race
>>551718941
>>551717110You know what he doesn’t have?Soul. He needs us for that.
Huh... you can even be spooked by Riko in URA.
>>551718937
taps sign
>>551717110Right on cue >>551719102
>>551716784seven what...
>>551719301what's rule 0
>>551719223Rice is so cute
>>5517193011st anni patch was a month ago, anon
>>551719172Oboooring crap
>>551719279You remember that VR headset tachyon had that allowed one to run like an uma musume? What if we gave that to her?
>>551718274post deck and what sparks you used i still cant S
>>551719420That was half anni.
>>551715412I love turning man hating mare into sex crazed slut so pull for sure.
>>551719301For the record,We do NOT get selectors in time for Arima. If you want XOguri for that CM, you’ll have to roll for her.
>>551719406Fact check: True
>>551719463Escapism can be both good and bad anon
>>551719301I don't get the dober hype, you will just run her with ryan inherit which everyone has, can just borrow her. We're probably getting 5 borrows soon too so even less reason.
>>551719172They'll suck our souls out though (not sexually)
>>551715412i need her as breeding stock to create the perfect tamamo
>>551719402If you love the uma, ignore all the meta talk and roll for her.
>>551719489we were celebrating half anni, but we got 1st anni mechanics early, 11/11 balance patch remember
>the only legal betting site in my country only does NAR races and not JRAwhat the fuck, i wanted to put money on tabaru for arima
>>551719512absolutely based
>>5517196071st anni has the $20 selector ticket, global has not gotten this yet.
>>551719301I agree with this
There's something funny about watching the numbers on the top get dragged back as they're getting kidnapped
What's the next grind event after the showtime event?
>>551719798those aren't "patchnotes"
>>551718718I will just go over to the JP thread and take it, you stupid ass gorilla niggernice plan you inbred moron
>>551719687>not even the only uma to call the trainer her sunatleast she did it first
>>551719563yes VF says if borrows are increased then the value of dober goes down
>>551717120>>551717292>>551717487Spe love!
>>551719821poor digitan
What's the new gaslight?
>>551719921the ads need to be bought
>>551719476All stamina and power sparks and went for the secret event. Just went for speed every time Biko is there which eventually adds up
>>551719563>can just borrow her.LolLmaoRoflololol
>>551718530>actually fought, and won against Ramtara, Amber Shadai, Taiki Shuttle, and Mejiro Bright in a real fight
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2005112648787263989Do those events give you enough stuff to actually spark an uma?
>>551719535>that artWell shit that makes me sad. Kinda makes me want to help her build exosuit legs that can support her weight and running style. Not enough to race but gives her back the ability to run.
>>551719990damn these dont even look like S stats did you just buy a bunch of gold skills
>>551719978Falcon is cute
>>551720010>has never won a fight against my cock
>>551720010>still broke>still a midget>still a micro penis that his owners took pics of for a laugh
I think Flash works better as pace
>>551719945She's having the time of her life back there being within sniffing distance of a group of uma
>>551720090Of course not. But every piece you get now helps when they get added to the daily pool.
>>551719918who else does it?
>onsen ticket and fast learner wasted on a dogshit run
>>551720090No, they only give you 5 pieces once per day
>>551720235explain
I want to be flashed by Flash.
>>551720115Got discounts on Curvature, and Special Week also has Furious Feat, and It’s On, which leads to 3 gold skillsThat said, it’s still gambling and if there’s too many front runners then I’m screwed
>>551719821rare to see bighead fans, curious what your build is for her? I've just got too many favorites but she won gemini for me.
>>551720367Rhein Kraft
>>551719978>don't get more stamina than required, everyone will run dominator at mostmeanwhile actual CM matches:
>>551720367Still in Love says something like "you are as bright as the sun, but being burned by you feels so good"
>>551720542Biwa in her regular uniform is kinda ugly.But her Christmas gown is beautiful.
>>551720375i honestly wish fast learner didn't exist. It's so annoyingly rare that every time i get it, i know my runs gonna be lacking S distance cuz fuck you
>went from looking like a teen to looking like an adult>parents went from looking like adults to looking like senior citizens Umas for this feel...?
Do you guys take Tail Held High or Highlander on pace chasers?its urgent thanks
>>551720575Mein Kampf?!?
>>551720743mayano top gum
>have 0 aces ready>still have to make new uma for semen retention>only halfway done with fuji paizuri show>starting a new job next week
>>551720575Mhein Kraft?
>>551720791higlander more important because its an accel
>>551720791The one with more hints.It depends on the track too, for this CM? THH > Highlander. Next CM? Highlander is stronger.
>>551720674My God that’s the most Late heavy lobby I’ve seen so far
>>551720791THH this cm
>>551720709strong disagree. I like it.
>>551720809Correct!>>551720885Correct!
>>551720886>>551720906>>551720925which gaslight do i trust
>>551720575Love!
>>551720851>jobfuck off normalfag nigger
>>551720674now tell us how many of those murmurs actually procced
>>551720927How do uma keep glasses on if only uma ears?????????????????????????
>>551721010Why trust gaslight when you can be smart enough to verify how many uphills there are, when it activates, compared to the value of THH? The answer this CM is obviously THH.
>>551721053Tape
>>551721010Umamusume is an acceleration game
Arima Kinen soon™
>>551720851And people like 'can't wait for MANT'
>click one, UNO, Marinka tweet>now twitter feeds me with her all the timehelp, I'm falling for the menhera
>>551720851
>>551721179How many hours
>>551720927nah it really does look badshe has a deep voice, is tall, has glasses, is all about "Doin da stratagey 5 step ahead *chuckles and tips fedora* all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)" a pink outfit like hers doesnt fit in that regardshould've made her look like a librarian or something with dull and muted colour to give her an air of superiority biwa in her regular outfit just looks like a fucking idiot
>>551721010Plug it into the umulator and see for yourself which is the gaslight. https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>551721179Rooting for Excite Poop
Are there streams of the arima kinen?
>>551720908that's going to be the strongest option for people that don't have Suzuka or good cardsguess how much of the playerbase fits the requirements>>551721024one actually, but it doesn't matterany front would have instantly died with how many front-focused debuffs every debuffer had
There is nothing wrong with having a job
>>551721053Staples
What am I doing with my life
>>551721187She looks way better before the plastic surgery.
>>551721240>linking the old simdevilish...
>>551721017hmmmm, nyo
>>551721418There’s a new one?
>>551721418there's a new one? wtf
>>551721251Same as yesterdays.
>>551721463
>>5517212352 hours and 40 minutes
You get one chance to name a race horse.What do you name it?
>>551721507>>551721478If you subscribe/donate to VF, he has his own VFlator
>>551721329That's it?
>>551721570Cute!
>>551721641no one asked botter-kun
>>551721613Money Maker
>>551721628I will not be participating in the gaslight simulator.
>>551721641you didn't do those runs
>>551721613Holy Diver
>>551721536I wasn't here yesterday...
>>551721613Big Plum
>>551721613Sieg Heil
>>551721613Don't bet on me
>>551721613Does It For Free
>>551721613My struggle
>>551721654Class prez is terribly cute
>cousin has a personal trainer >mayano’s TOREINA line popped into my head
Who's running in Arima Kinen again?
>>551721759nta but just bookmark thishttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551721613The White Devil
>>551721938horses
>>551720405uhh I'm not gonna claim to be an expert idk what I'm doing, but I have 2 flashes trapped in a room with 4 fronts, 3 lates/ends, and my pace flash is more consistentI've just been hesitant on building a pace flash on my several runs because the skills are harder to luckshit
>>551721938EXCITE BIO
>>551720743In a year? day? minute? What happened?
>>551721850Should be renamed to "Don Bettonme"
>>551721938der jockey slayer, Admire Terra
>>551721613Tanuki Rudolph
>>551721613Liken Subscribe
>>551721861Pretty good horse name actually.
>>55172161367 :clown: emoji
>>551718274THE CUTEST AND STRONGEST
>>551721229Release the files already!!!
>>551721613Mare - Stardust Accelerator Stallion - Lagerregal
>>551721729>he thinks its a gaslight
>>551721613When's The Race
>>551722002bwo your>med S>shooting for victory?
>>551722024I just looked at old pictures and it hit
>>551719990Swap Flash for Ulala, invest in TE and you will get insane powerful umas
What are the best Uma koikatsu cards?
>>551721613Jonestown koolaid
>>551721948Thanks
>>551721179what does "uma" mean here in regard to the horsewho they are related to?
>>551722245Anon, honey, that's called the passage of time.Feel you though.
>>551721613Merry Christmas
Music for the dayhttps://x.com/fujitvkeiba/status/2005115608040657357
>>551722245everyone dies nonny, they will go first, and you will follow them
>>551722389yes
>>551722389Pretty much.
Is Admire Terra /ouruma/?
>>551722303You could just name the horse Jonestown and have the funniest headlines surrounding it
>>551721613Fixed
>>551722518Yes. Real winner of Japan Cup
>>551722538You know about the Jonestown massacre right?
Is this the time for the Arima Kinen?
AAAIIEEEEE WHERES THE ARIMA KINEN LINK
>>551722518Nyes
>>551720743Nice Nature
>>551721695Shake your money makers, Meicho Docho
>>551722767ctrl f kick HURRY
>TP is full>already did 5 fan runs yesterdaydanchou forgive me...
>>551721179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjJP0oANmgI
>>551722767ctrl f "kick" my nigga
>>551722734>>551722767Read the thread bros.... it's all literally above
>>551722226
>>551722767Reminder, this is what she looks like during any kind of physical exertion, especially THAT kind
Distance S is really only mandatory for courses 2400m+
>>551722862One more.
how long until DA ARIMA KINEN
>>551721179will there be any streams on youtube or otherwise?
Sweep Tush-o
>>551722997>this is my fap hand
>>551723019READ NIGGER READ
>>5517230032 hours 25 minutes
When are we getting Tamano?!
>>551722957Chrono CUTE
Which Uma should i use for 30 wins mission? bakushin?
>>551723019There's a stream on Netkeiba. be a good boy and pay
Shoe check, /uma/
give me at least 5 (you)'s or im gonna hit mambo in the nose again
>>551721613Grand Order
>>551722929
>>551723169oguri cap bakushin gets shit race options because of her aptitudes
Sometimes you stumble upon fascinating specimens when parent diving.
>>551723331check his bot stats
>>551723054ty kick for being based
>>551723169maruzensky and get a 7* long parent and a 1* sprint 1* medium parent (king works as a parent here if u got a sprint spark while training her other aptitiudes)summer with a recovery and A&S can win in every track
>>551723331Stop doxxing me
Arima Kinen in 3 hours. Who is /uma/ rooting for, and why is it Admire Terra?
>>551721613Golds Slayer
>>551723331reeks of SEA
>usually do career runs on phone>decide to rev up a career run on my computer since I'm doing something else on it that can be multitasked>end of career>fuji mode level 1Fuck maaan
>>551723331lol
>>551722916Pillow princess Riko breathing heavily and gasping for air after trying to ride you for 2 minutes straight and having to tell her its okay for her to lay down and let you take care of everything
>>551723469meisho tabaru MUST win because the niges need good PR, we've been suffering
>>551723469>m*leI'm not a faggot so I'm rooting for Regaleira
>>551723417I couldn't watch this raceI'd be too bust fapping to Super Creek
>>551723331lmao
>>551723034Oguri Fap.
>>55172308723 days
>>551723569That is extremely hot. I need her to pass out midway through, wake up, orgasm, then pass out again
Cafe: Ah, the voices inside my head telling me what to do has finally stopped! There is now no one stopping me from raping the trainer now!
>>551722245
>>551723469>in 3 hoursit's way sooner than that isn't it?
>>551722538Reminds me of this>Russia's Daniil Medvedev celebrates after winning his quarter-final against Italy's Jannik Sinner – ‘not a guy you can beat easily’.
>>551721613Six Seven
>>551723934like 2 hours and 15 minutes
>Looks at main missions for curiosity sake>"Oh fuck! I forgot to take a photo last run! Meh, I'll do it tomorrow.">Few days later>Looks at main missions for curiosity sake>"Oh fuck! I forgot to take a photo last run! Meh, I'll do it tomorrow.">Few days later>Looks at main missions for curiosity sake>"Oh fuck! I forgot to take a photo last run! Meh, I'll do it tomorrow."I only have 9TP so I will do it tomorrow.
>>5517239342 hours 15 minutes (15:40 JST)
>>551723630BASED
>>551722002what are your decks?
>>551723469Meisho Tabaru and Meiner Emperor because I want Gold Ship to have a glorious dynasty of successful offspring
Umas for this feel?
>>551724021Main Story is not career bwo
>>551724209Teio
>>551724209Super Creek
>>551724209Mayano Top Gun
Which one do I pick for my King Halo ace?I still haven't gotten Generational King, I don't fucking know what's wrong, I'm pretty sure my grandparents have more than 11 G1 wins
kino final spurt
>>551724209Rudolph with her glasses on
join us in the giga jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/c7PQWshttps://jiggie.fun/c7PQWshttps://jiggie.fun/c7PQWs
>>551724209Mayano
number 10 pulled that out of his ass what the fuck was that
>>551724209Any uma with recovery as an ult. >super creek pins you down for days >tachyon tail locks you for hours before she takes over and rides you
>>551724209Suzuka
>>551724271only if you're a shota
>>551724209Vampire Rice
>>551724230Well now I just look silly
>>551721179What are the 3 umas that repeat on all rows on the right and the ones outside that have the director
>>551721179Cyjews should let us bet our carats on these races
How many hours until Arima Kinen
>>551724539SlutzukaBreaking legs, hearts, and cherries
>>551723630You watch with your eyes and fap with your hands, why can't you do both and time the bust with her victory?
>>551724761the 3 umas are the Three Goddesses, horses that are the grandfathers of basically every current racing horsethe ones on the outside are umas that exist and have been referenced but aren't full characters, the director being the exception
approx. 2 hours until total gold ship domination
>>551724539True
>>551724586No...
>>551721613Insignificant speed
>>551722767https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551725063Gotta pause on certain scenes
Why is there no new Cing Grey episode scheduled for today
Alright /uma/ let's see if we can go one thread without porn or trainer rape-
>>551724761the Three Goddesses (Darley Arabian, Godolphin Arabian, and Byerley Turk)the others are horses that Cygames don't have the rights to but have been referenced
>>551724539
>>551725125getting drained by rice shower...
>>551724975This, but unironically.>mfw I lose 700,000 carats betting on Admira Terra when he gets DQed again and go into debt to cygames
>>551725234
>>551724209Yeppers!
>>551725334Noppers...
>>551725234>t.
what's the minimum amount of speed should I have before I enter the last 3 URA finale races? (doing Unity Cup scenario)
>>551724330This is how she looks after three kids
>>551725234but trainer rape is kino
...
>>551725175I want the tiny horse gif.
>>551724092I recommend my left d*ck with riko, so you don't have stam paranoia
>>551725483banger fit, ojisan
>>551725460*to reach 1200 speed I mean
Got $300 bet on Meisho Tabaru, I'm scared
>>551725483fire outfit gramps frfr
>>5517254601100 to cap guaranteed950+/1000 is doable if you highroll the last 3 turns
>>551725209Oguri STUPID
>>551725483Me in 30 years with our company farm and horse(umamusume will still be around then and ten of my horses will be in it)
God I need MR CB
>>551725689I put $80 on Regaleira, she got this, she already won Hopeful Stakes and Arima before
>>551725483me in the middle
all in on admire terra
>>551722957Another Chrono for my collection.
I have my hopes in Excite Bio. Who is Excite Bio, anyway?
>>551725909Kissing Taiki on the lips!
>>551725909WHY? WHY NOT? I SAW YOU NAKED IN THE HOTSPRINGS
hehe
>>551725906So you're ebayan?
>>551721179Go all in on Arata bwos, I have insider knowledge, you will be rich
>>551721179Are there more of these for the other races today?
>>551726027The only difference between a house wife and a horse wife is you
>>551726008Because you’re in the middle of Tracen
>>551725791Thanks, I am sometimes off by 2-5 points doing 2x Speed cards (or 3x speed cards). If I do 3x Speed cards, I somehow overcap or short by 100 lol *for 20% bonus speed umas
Post porn
>lost round 3 of unity Welp, this might be a grandparent run I guess >get ticket Fuck I have to try now
how it feels tohow it feels to be swag
>>551724209Super Creek.Busted so hard to her yesterday that I feel like a zombie
ningen porn*
>>551726008You are the one telling her that there will be no kiss anon.You are being a responsible trainer.Wait till you get to your office before sucking face atleast.
>>551720542This is what I've got for her, would have liked to get Head-On but it just didn't pop up>>551720709Bad taste, those hip vents on the skirt are incredible
>>551726474>You are the one telling her that there will be no kiss anon.THE FUCK I AM
>>551726408>Spe's progeny wasn't hopeful enough to win the Hopeful
>>551726596Maruzensky my beloved. Why do your kids suck so bad
do you think Tracen puts cameras inside the trainers' offices?
>>551726515She'd be a great cousin.Boy enough to take you to the batting cagesGirl enough to cuddle you at night when you slept over
>>551726669Hey, Ask Edinburgh got 3rd! My GOAT
>>551726669because her affinity is dogshit!
>>551726686For privacy reasons i would assume not.Your trainee probably uses it to change sometimes.
>>551726596How did the Digitan spawn do
>>551726596is 16 a norwegian horse?
Number One and the Coolest and Showtime Lvl 5Yeah, I'm kind of a gamer gawd
>>551726669Her "bloodline" was too (strong) to win..
>>551726729>japanese comedy
>>551721613One Piece
>>551722774>weaving due to anxiety and boredomThis is definitely /our/ uma
>>551726792(Me)AAAIIIEEEEE wtf last place I got hopelessed irl too
>>551726792Dead last
>>551726831why not just bring riko and usa stamina suzuka, you are trolling yourself with that deck when better shit is available
>>551726792last place (lol)
>>551727042unrestrained is good
>taking a look at the bot's files>there's a discord webhook built into it>points out to thisur days are numbered botfags, some brown person knows where you live now
>>551722774bro is tweakin fr fr
>>551727005when you're brocked...
Reminder that one day Goldship will wake uphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/nf340biKpg0
>>551727118just get McQueen ult for half the price in SP and buy even more skills
To celebrate the upcoming race, I finally did this.
>>551726669>
>>551726669>>551726771
>>551726831Fucking how? Even without Kiseki on that event is extremely rng and bullshit
Erm... where did everyone go...? Did the bots shutdown?
Why am I being gas lit to skip Oguri?
>>551727042I don't see the problem and what you're recommending sounds worse>>551727382Just try being a winner
>>551727472You aren't
>>551727457I'm here.All fapped out to Super Creek.
I didn't need to be gaslit to skip HOGuri
Am I about to be gangbanged by Cafe and Sunday Silence?
>>551726596Meanwhile this silly boy won a G1 immediately after winning his debut race last month. Peak HOPEFUL
>>551727592Yeah
!!!blog post!!!I have an orange kitten named Mars and he likes to run around really fast and when he does I say MAAAAAARSUZENSKY like the Uma announcer and it makes him run faster (I think).!!!thank you for reading my blog!!!
>Bakushin King>Win Sr Sprinters Stakes by 4 lengthsfucking how, there's not enough distance even with 1000+ speed
>>551727472because the posts where someone comes back after cleating their shop haru urara or event SSRs is always fucking hysterical. It's funny when people blindly follow retarded advice because those same people come back and bitch like it can un-fuck their situation.
>>551727563Oguri will give me sex after she eats right?
>>551727543
>>551727457I'm watching the stream and eating instead of posting. Only just got back from christmas trip
>>551727689you are obligated to pay the kitten tax
More like Belno Wife, haha...
>>551727692Bakushin issue
>>551727803
>>551727592they drain you so hard you literally pass out
>>551727132you are 16 hours late, we know this already
>>551727592OYAKODON, my favorite!
>>551727707Only after she's full
>>551727842By me.
>>551727894oh, well anyways i just went a commit back and kept using the bot
>>551727738what stream??
>>551727592It was over before it ever started
Grass and El fantasy event was the best shit ever, I can't believe these fags never made anything like that again
>>551727974read the thread
>>551727457eating
>>551727949Yo that horse is rising off the ground
Last 3 borrows tomorrow. Make them count, /uma/. O. Ya. Su. Mi.
>>551728025Tama-chan you can't afford to eat. Who did you steal that from?
Show me your best Oguris for this CM
>>551727971the "dev" posted here with proof that some anons were botting, it posts a screenshot of the fans added to your club screen to a discord
>>551728053>Last 3 borrows tomorrow.??? what do you mean?
Rhein Kraft lives through RegaleiraToday another mare legend will be born
>>551727692>
>>551727657>>551727867>>551727905>>551728003Im not prepared to marry both of them
>>551727576wtf bwo, and you didn't tell me before?! Never felt so betrayed in my life>>551727457It's midnight.
>>551728163wew time to dig through the archive for that post then
>>551728189Its okay you only have to officially marry the one thats alive
>>551727472I'm gonna give you some real advice, listen up because I'll only post this ONCE and only once. If you miss it, that's on you.Roll X.Oguri if you want herDon't roll X.Oguri if you don't want her.
>>551727274BakushinGOD...
Anyone knows where can I get pngs of the 2D chibis that are on menu's buttoms?
>>551728165"Cool" event that locks borrows for a week
>>551728165ignore him. He doesn’t know about the 3 days before the first round actually opens and has been doing this lame countdown shit all week
>>551728165They’re removing the borrow system tomorrow.
>>551728218Ah don't cry. I could probably manage another round.
>>551728247Its not a big dealAll it does is screengrab the career end screen and drops it into a debug room on their discordDevanon realised it was gonna lead to shitposting so he posted uncensored juvenile filly to take a short vacationThey refused to dox anyone in thread too
>>551728260>distance Anon wtf Congrats though-you achieved her dreams
>>551727472If you have spare carats, it's better to roll on all uma banner and unlock multiple characters
>the uma is extremely charming and popular in her story, beloved by everyone>affinity 0 with 90% of the cast
>>551724209Fuji
>>551728380I don’t? That’s news to me.
>>551726831new porn poster reaction image
>>551728545the affinity is like 90% what generation and distance they ran in rest of relationships are bonus
>>551728657this has been getting posted for a while now
>>551728657>Vodka during porn posting hours>her face when she isn't posted
When is the race
>>551728507what kind of diagnostics can you even pull from that end screen other than shitposting though
>>551728742you missed it
>>551728356HUH
Mambo
>>551728186Yeah that's not happening in game without a later scenario. I don't see how you can hit the speed and power required to pull it off with on 1200m.
>>551728825Is that you danchud
>>551728787Wait really? I didn't miss it but I didn't realise it was the race. I thought there would be fanfare or something
Cafe & Red Desire oyakodon > Cafe & Sundayman oyakodon
>>551728260Is there a special event for pulling that off?
>>551726443Where is the source for this?
>>551728247it was one umaooo member and one AlmondLove anon and someone in one of the million Mambo clubs but not the /vg/ oneThat’s literally it. We’ve moved on
>>551728782Its just what they named the channelPer the devanons words they only did it because they were curious what clubs had bottersAnd as i said they realised it was gonna derail the thread so they self vacationedNobody got outed as a botter
>>551728916that's the next race
>>551727274No... Rice should've won...
>>551728937Unfortunately no... nor for the Grand Prix.
Haha
>>551728984>>551728986oh couldnt he just have taken it out before leaving...
>>551728891>Coachella Valley Fucking hipster uma.
>>551728657>>551711123
>>551728917why even choose when you could have a oyaoyakodon with the 3
I did like 6 runs yesterday farming the new shitty event so no runs today besides the jobber queen traditionSorry danchester
>>551728986Its long been derailed. At this point its best just to release all the info and let us recover slowly over time.
>>551728917I want a 5some with all of them.Yes, with Tachyon too who somehow was added to the group.
how much seething or kino would a CM in this track create?
>>551728891>No 1I wonder what goes through the minds of jockeys that witness their horse falling back so fast with no way of recovering
>>551727274>>551728285Good job. I'm slowly chipping away at her G1 trophies. Nearly won the Tenno Spring but got fucked by only C long.
>>551728825>the hedge fund manager is a mambofag
>>551729017oh ok I can stay up a bit longer and see it
>>551728939ekkusuren on gelbooru / danbooru
>>551729135most kino track in the game
>>551729135>seethingnoneonly the strongest win hereequals me
>>551729126At least swap Sunday for Scarlet. That way you get two mares and two stallions.
>>551729148Should have trained more stamina and guts.Thats what Tazuna would say at least.
>>551729135It's a perfect test to see who's retarded enough to bring skills that activate on curves
>>551728825>mamboclub is being sponsored by blackrock
>>551729239need this tardAre all the O's retards?
>>551728825business right? looks comfyshould be me next year, I wonder how much it differs for each airline
>>551721179>post time 15:40what did he mean by this
>>551728891Thank you for posting these after each race, I genuinely appreciate it
>>551729317It's a requisite to get the title
>>551729218Thanks bwo
>>551729046isn't it rude to consider umamusume the same as an animal?
>>55172934215:40 jst is the race start
>>551729180>hedgefund manager is a mambofag>the thread glowie(real) is a shakurfagany others we should know about?
ITS ALMOST TIME
>>551729238She is ready
Based as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8bWggyPZA
>>551729254I need Red Desire so bad, my Daisca+Vodka CM team needs her
>>551729396So in a bit over an hour? Not sure I can stay awake...
>>551729398Don't think we forgot about (You), the ___fag___
>>551729396>over an hour away
>>551729493Yes an hour and a bit
>>551729238>just a straight line
>>5517294341 hour and 10 minutes
>>551729434Still an hour to go anon
>>551729509damn how did you know?
>>551728825Is this business class
>>551729557Two straight lines actually
I AM FUCKING FREE OF GRAND LIVE
>>551729434no way tabaru put on another 4 kgyou fat fuck how are we supposed to win
>>551729154why is she like this
>>551729493Just do another run or two to stay awake.
>>551728501Nyo, bwo.. Anything less than top form and max output on these special days is just rude.. but Im glad you had that good of a time and wish you the best for your next time
>>551729691Sorry wrong thread.
>>551729753doing runs makes me sleepy
>>551729753I've fallen asleep during my runs the past few nights...
>>551727760As you wish. Spoilered for non-uma content
>>551729324>>551729640JAL A350 First. One of the flight attendants said she was cute and brought a small pillow for herIt's $30k round trip from Dallas or New York to Tokyo I'm flying on company points for only $300 in feesBusiness is only $7-12k RT depending on where in the states you start, West Coast being cheaper ofc.
>>551728004I couldn't believe the JP players hated it, but when I played it I understood. There's nothing "racing" about the setup. If you'd ever played it, it felt exactly like when I was playing Princess Connect. It was totally disconnected from the base of the setting.
>>551729869adorable babygive him a churu tube
>>551729434TEN MINUTES LEFT EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>>5517152287 and I finally get fucking med S on Tachyon
Is there a stream for the race?
>>551729492Machan erasure...
>>551729914Damn anon you must be a bigshot for your company to be flying you first-class instead of business
>generic protagonist girl in the manga >absolute semen demon in-game preying on torena-kunwhat's with the difference
>>551730090I'm the one who writes her for the game
>>551730086I own the US branch of the company
>>551730090It's in the eyes
>>551729869Thank you
>>551729914>One of the flight attendants said she was cute and brought a small pillow for herAbsolutely kino. Your mambo should fly in style
>>551729914>oh look another weeb brought his waifu with himThat was her thought.
>>551730059retard
>>551730059It’s still in an hour, no?
>>551729914woah
>>551730090Cygames know what the people funding the franchise want
lemaire hasn't been doing too well today...
>>551728825sad this thing is sold out
1 hour to Arima Kinen
>>551730310>me in showtime mode
>>551729398I used to be a millionaire (briefly on paper only).>>551729914>>>onlyDamn nice. That company must really->>551730156>I own the US branch Hire me, anon...
How many hours until Arima Kinen????
>Join an /uma/ lobby>Full MLB SSR decks >Go back to /uma/>People discussing and posting pictures of their first class flights to Japan what the fuck
End of the year lines are out!
lol k
>>551730156I know who you are
>>551730090She's really looking for it
>>551729914>Business is only $7-12kThat's crazy. Is it even more expensive if you buy it from a US carrier?
>>551730376dumb poorfag
>>551729914How buhi buhi is your account?
Which Mejiro has the best casual outfit?
>>551730376tamamo said this
>>551730386>still no christmas decosWTF CYASSHOLES
>>551730464Not Ryan or Mcqueen (they're ugly in all forms)
>>551730386End of Service lines
>>551730464It's obvious who has the worst... but honestly none of them are that good.
>>551729914Is that you, 6 digit paid carat anon?
>>551730310This playthrough is cursed. Go next
>>551729914Blackrock manager-sama
>>551730464Ramonu sex
>>551730464why do so many umas in their casual outfits dress like 65 year old smoking churchgoing women
>>551730464palmer
>>551730464Licking Dober's summer sweaty armpits
>>551730408wonder if Chitose will also be assertive
>>551730374same amount as Fuji's G1 wins
>>551730464It's pretty even between Ardan and Dober
>>551730373>I used to be a millionaire (briefly on paper only).I recently became a millionaire via an anime-esque plot where a grandfather showed up out of nowhere after 30 years to give me an inheritance. It's really weird. I was doing fine before it happened, so I'm just continuing on as usual.Umamusume.
>>551730464>ryan's outfit
>>551730621This one is a different one I think, owns a branch of a company and big enough to fly first class easy. Probably higher up than even that manager. Crazy stuff.
>>551730464>exposed navelPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO
>>551730562What ending would Cygames do now that FGO set the standard for ending a gacha
>>551730408
>>551730464all of them are good except for ryan, bright and hag
>>551730464i love Ryan but jesus christ, her great grandma-tier casual outfit is rough
>>551728825please tell me you're actually in Mambo
>last Marvelous Sunday of the yearNo...
>Digitan makes yuri doujins featuring her peers for comiket every yearWhat are the odds that any of them are aware of this
>>551730437Just about the same price because JAL and American Airlines have a transpacific Joint Venture, and same for ANA/United. Delta is in bed with the gooks (KLM) but they have to keep their pricing competitive. The cheapest tickets are out of LAX because of the sheer number of Asian carriers competing. I sometimes do a split ticket with a one-day layover there and say hi to friends because it can be half the price of flying direct.
>>551730837That's our danchou
>>551730373did you not sell your stock...
>>551730464Looks like my sister on the very right?
>>551730646Palmer needs to stop showing off her pussy so much. It's unbecoming of a member of the Mejiro family.
>>551730761Are you looking to enter a sham marriage anytime soon?
>>551730897is your sister single
>>551729348Ty!
>>551730867one of the best umas added this year
>>551730846>imagine your co-worker making gay porn of you and another colleague every yearI'm reporting this.
>>551730897Is your mom single?
>>551730464Stop reminding me the absolute crime that is Ryan's outfit. I can't believe someone signed off on that.
Blackrock managers, hedge funders, hell what’s next? Someone from lockheed? A my state senator being an umadachi?
>>551730808FGO ended?
>>551730897Are you single
>>551730846dober and digitan share a table in comiket
>>551730897are you single
>>551730943>>551731048>>551731074Yes.
>>551730464how the fuck did ryan almost get picked up by those guys in her story? who would want to touch that
>>551731054I'm just a poorfag
>>551730917Sorry, I only care about video games.
/uma/ is full of 40+ year old balding oil tycoons ready to carry the global server on their backs... s-sugoi...
>>551730846King, Doto and TMO know for sure. And I will ofc use my position to protect my partner in crime from any punishment.
>>551730090>Star Blossom mangaka: I want a pure-hearted girl who's aiming for the world>Cygames writer: I want an assertive girl who wants to win as much as possible and then drag her trainer to the alter the moment she retires.
>>551731054a cartel boss
>>551730846
>rewards left: 12/72>7d remainingFeels good to have done it legit and not been a clanker
>>551731054I'm just a lowly postdoc... ask again in three years and I might be a professor.
>>551731113I have a well paying job but I buy stupid shit like porn comms and figures so im also a poorfag
Imagine if Teioposter is actually a Jane Street manager
Is it a good idea to bet on Justin Palace? Does he have any chance at all?
>>551731054One of my best friends worked at lockheed for a bit as a senior finance guy (idfk his title). He even liased with Hunter Biden, lmao. Who was fucking useless and cost them a contract btw, to the surprise of nobody.
>>551731103Will one of you marry me?
>>551731054>lockheedI tried but they wouldn't take me...
>>551731054I own a trucking company...
>>551731176I am not bald
>>551731259>porn commselaborate
>glowies>Blackrock manager>Company branch ownerJust the kind of people I expect from this hors game
KINO FINISH RIGHT THERE
>>551730464Ardan sex
>>551731259show figures
>>551731138Bad luck for me. Fortunate for you, as I was only in it for the money.
>>551731054There's almost certainly a low/mid ranking politician hanging around here.
>there are company executives ITT
>>551731054im a nepo baby
>>551731287Umm, no?
Campagnola uma debut when?
>>551731209Fortunately if it gets an adaptation it will kill the cringe game version.Anime Creek killed almost all the power of the goo goo babies meme overnight.
There's not a single proof of Digitan liking anything other than CUDCTT (Cute Umas doing cute things together)Go back to your tranny discord with your LGBTQ+ delusions
>>551731054>lockheedMy friend works there. This christmas I checked in with him. He managed to get plat last CM so he's still enjoying umas. But he's not an anon.
>>551730464I like how Ramonu is the one showing the most skin. She's really trying her best to pass for a 17 year old. Meanwhile the younger horses know they dont need to dress like that to attract attention, since they still have their youth.
>>551731176>oil tycoonI'm holding silver, thoughbeit?
Teio... save me...
>>551731482>>551731482>>551731482
>>551731448And they fap to umas!
>>551731054I work at Google and can't read everything you ever searched.
HOLY
>>551731372Yes
>>551730761I am happy for you,>I was doing fine before it happened, so I'm just continuing on as usual.And that is a really good attitude but whatever you do, bro, for the love of anything get your tax situation sorted out ASAP.
>>551731387Imagine going through your trainee's phone and finding her gallery filled with pictures of you asleep
>>551731448I am reading your internet history right now to evaluate your prospects as a future employee at GlobalCorp.Mmm... nyo, this one posts about blue archive too often.
>>551731462
Your boss is probably doing uma runs when you walk into his office and he's on his phone
>>551731453
>>551731469Bro at least play her career before you make this cope up.
>>551731324Well thats one thing to feel proud about, ojiisan
>>551721613Mike Ock
>>551731054there was a gigawhale with literal receipts in /v/ma the other day, didn't mention his job though
>>551731574>going through my trainees phone>see images of my ass
>>551731462low quality bait
>>551731054I'm here to even it out as a dumb, good-for-nothing neet. I can buy what I want, but nothing is fulfilling. Just living short term minus the drugs
>>551731448>>551731520And fap with me to umas
>>551731521You're just not privileged enough.At apple you can brick any device*. There's no way someone can't check what I searched at Googlesecurity team, do not worry I am not leaking anything
>>551731690I wish my trainee would do this
arima when
>>551731770>Anon can't read in the lines
>>551731462People moved on from the goo goo babies before Creek showed up in the anime; it ran its course and moved onAnd CinGrey Creek's personality is basically nothing in the first place; the only thing people remember is the heel LARP she did for a single arc
>>551715321>>551715515did anon or anyone else compile these into a nice folder yet
>>551730464>hag dressing "hip" to compete with the young girlsIt's kinda cute in a way.
>>551731541Me on top
>>551732293https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>551732462excellent, thank you!
>>551731541me on bottom
>Tama loses to CreekIs the mommy uma the answer to beat womanlets?>Taishin>Nishino
>>551731462>Fortunately didn't know we had actual homos in here
If you aren't spending most of your Saturday Night putting together a jiggie with the boys what are you doing with your life?
>>551732749She needs to wear the pre school outfit now
>>551733334We are watching Arima
>>551733334watching actual G1 uma races
https://kick.com/b01doghosarima kino soon
>>551731104For me, it's trying to hit on Satono Diamond
>>551715149>Who's the most memed /uma/? I'm not talking about "memelords" like goldship. I mean something like DAHBYYYYYrudolf and her puns are #1 for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiURs3lV0fI
>>551734329
>>551734398I want Dia to look at my penis like that
>>551731541Me on the left
