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Teio!
hoeh...
>he botted
Who would he train?
>podium win against the turbo zoomie
>>551756035>ImageTranslate it waps
https://github.com/foulism/umamusume-sweepy2untainted >why should I trust youyou're not supposed to
you wouldn’t a bot
Fatfuck, no wonder you lose
TLDR on the bot situation?
>>551756278the fucking state of this general is just sadi bet this nigger has striped thigh highs
Digitan LOVE
>>551756278/g/ anons penis inspection
>>551756035>wake up>Museum Mile wonI KNEEL SPEGOAT
>>551756269Rice: now!Rice: please take a measurement!Bakushin: Okay!Bakushin: 3 centimetres!
>>551756298He tried his best...
>exposes...ardoga? endless? literally who?? and nobody cares instead of posting full info of all 30+ eden botters and making their clubs implode because they do have a rule against botting>exposes umao, almondlove and the wrong mambo instead of /uma/club whose dancho is autistic and would probably have a massive melty
Bwos there is no fucking way sleep deprived is only 10% chance. I have gotten sleep deprived for my first 2+ rests every single run for the last four runs.
>>551756298wasnt a problem for fatass wonder
>>551756278Downloaded it, gonna wait for someone smarter than me to peruse the code for any fuckery
>>551756373Is this true>>551756278I would like to have sex with you if that's the case
>>551756278should’ve called it clean sweep
>>551756278h3h3...
>>551756120>>551756278>>551756803are these ai generated......
>>551756604iaaaaa gomen gomen*readjusts anon's event values from my side*
>>551756834no i made them
>>551756035What did I miss? Did the bot maker take down his script and now the botters are being exposed?
/our guy/ Lememe achieves the jockey Triple Crown with the most wins, highest win rate, and most prize money earned this year. This is his 3rd Jockey of the Year award and the 8th time he’s topped the jockey standings
>>551756887are you ai.....
>>551756651>>551756278this one's safe
>>551756902Do Japs not care that the best jockey in their country isn’t Japanese?
>>551756889>Did the bot maker take down his scriptYes they said it was drawing too much attention so they nuked it while stirring the pot in some of the higher leveled clubs>and now the botters are being exposed?Nah not really
my horse is a winner
>>551757031Cute Doto
>>551756980
>>551756929hehe....
>>551756980No they absolutely love him. They like foreign jockeys in general (Lememe, Demuro brothers, etc) since they’ve proven continually that they’re just clearly better than the local jp jockeys
>>551756980Do Americans care that all of their jockeys have names like Juan, Pablo and Esteban Miguel Junior III?
I have been botting since October while paypigging, literally nothing happened and will never get banned for it. Stop this fearmongering.
>>551756889nyes the code is still there but there’s an ip grabber in there and it sends a screenshot of the end career screen to her discord
>>551756852>Give up after gigajobbing multiple races and not making fan requirements >Restart >Rest: sleep deprived>8% training: failed>Supports on speed: none>Stakes: 12th place AIIIIIEEE WHAT DID YOU DO
>>551756902Pee-wee Herman vibes
>>551756980He's honorary japanese at this point and he's French. They love him
>>551757124They do, but they also have standards. See Mirco Demuro.
>>551756980He's Frenchie, that's honorary Jap to them
>>551757027But if they botted a lot, there will be a significant change to their fan gain behaviour...
Mmm...
Lememe will be married to a tiny Japanese woman from a jockey clan. He will be the sire of the ultimate jockey!
>>551757312SureIf they were botting like 24/7
>>551757027>while stirring the pot in some of the higher leveled clubshe didn't have the balls to make eden implode thoughbeit
DamnMcqueen is hella retarded
>>551757406
damn you can get 50? must be jackpot
>>551757407the Sunday Silence of jockeys...
>implying they give a shit about global reportsJust like they'll fix those typos any day now
Filthy clankers dragging down the reputation of the rest of us ningens
>>551757407Lememe Silence…
>>551757509
>>551757559>>551757518heh
>>551757406>provides unfair advantages?
>>551757406nyooooooo
Cheer on your umas raceRead your umas storyWatch your umas concertReject hollow statpadding
I am surrounded by moral degenerates
Um so are people still gonna be crying about autoing runs even when it gets officially implemented into the game
>botting is bad>its added as a game mechanic later (auto career)
>>551757724yes, we're absolutely going to split into 2 tribes over it even
>>551756251>Oguri still undefeatedShe's cheating!
>>551757724>>551757745Discord raid?
>>551757724I was wondering why this anon was bugging out over something that eventually becomes a baked in feature
>>551757759THREE UMA THREADS!?
>>551757724No. It's not the content thats the problem, its whether its allowed or not.
>>551757781Meds?
>>551757781it’s all me actually
>>551757781facebook raid
>>551757812on my aces
>nooo botting is actually le good because I value my time!!!>proceeds to spend 8 hours on 4chan farming (you)'s You have no morals to base your arguments upon. You are weak. Your bloodline is weak. You will not survive the banwave.
thirdie botters getting uppity
>>551757781its been mentioned multiple times already anonalso all me
>>551757802People still use bots in JP since it’s way better than the in game auto and it becomes even harder to detect as a result. The only ones who have ever gotten banned previously were the retards who ran it 24/7 too lmao
>>551757863Gold Ship would say this
>>551756278>game goes global>main pop becomes primarily brown SEA or Chinese Untermensch who cheat the system and screech when found out and still I fail to learn after so many games
...
uppity
>>55175627820 RUNS IN DA JAR
>>551757863>"playing the game is too tedious >w<">Proceeds to spend hours praising Indonesia (thirdie botter lives there) in a discord server
Bad seed today
>>551758008What's the problem? You're already playing a lot
>>551757863>plays digital pachinko based on a “sport” that mistreats animals on a systematic scalehmm…
/umabot/ soon, comes with all your botting resources in the OP, guides on how to not get caught, guides on optimal settings for ace/tt/fans etc, gonna be hype
>>551756278My favorite umatuber just released a guide for it WTF!I think this one's trusted!!!
>>551757724Anon's bot is superior to Cygames bot right?
>>551757724I bet you come up with all sorts of justifications when you pirate games too. Lol.
>>551757854>Star Blossom is the superior, grittier manga >Cinderella Grey is what's going to be remembered because early adopter advantage lol
>>551758314harhar...
>>551758237I'm getting mixed opinions about how good the built in auto is Some says its good enough to get usable parents if Ur lucky enough while others say it can't even clear URAWait and see ig
>>551758337What's it about?
>>551748616can someone translate this for me
>>551758314nyo i just don’t think the majority of video games deserve my money
>>551758314hmm nyo i just do it
>>551757724I'm just pro whatever Taiki would do
>>55175831490% of the time when I pay for a video game it turns out to become insanely shit after the 2 hour mark at which point I can't refund it or the dev/studio/publisher posts insane vantablack-grade coal on twitter
>>551758406sakura laurel (convicted rapist)
>>551758314There is no need to justify anything lmao you just do it and no one else can do shit about it
>>551758314>he plays games
>>551758540These guys seem to disagree >>551758513>>551758415
>>551758569
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR BOTTING PROBLEMS BUT DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO THE ACCIDENT WASN'T YOUR FAULTDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551758314wowie!!! free!!!
>>551758604retard
rememberSweepy could turn evil at any moment and cleat all your cardsand there will be no warning this time
Is this game mackerel-friendly? Will I get anything by spending 5-10dollarinos a month?
>>551758604I’m talking both myself. Why should I give a shit about what other people say or do about it?
You niggers are also the kind of people that would buy a NVIDIA Nitrogen subscription to have it play your games for you.
>>551758406The Sakura girls and more recently Biwa Hayahide and Narita Brian.
>>551756278>so what did we learn /uma/That my danchou will never know
>>551758337really haven't heard much praise for blossom. Opposite if anything - particularly that the mc is boring.
>>551758670yeah you can get 500 paid carats and 1500 free carats for like 9 bucks once each month
>>551758569>>551758616Don't tell me she has a Falco tier relationship with her torena...
We are finally getting married
>game about teaching girls to do their best>anons best is installing a github.exe and let it play the game for him
You never learn, do you, anon? When your account gets banned for botting, what will you do?
>>551758550i think fm's too cute for me to skip..
>>551758680>buyyou're a funny guy
>>551758798shut the FUCK up mihoyo boredom
why do you guys hate ra so much?you know teiochads are exonerated from all club obligations
>be danchou>flat liner suddenly farms 15mTHANK YOU
>>551758670F2P you can get about 60 pulls per month before gibsWith $7 a month you get an extra 20 so yeah. There's also good value shit (it's still gambling) stuff like paid banners where you spend $21 to pull a guaranteed rainbow rather than the $63 you'd need from ten pulling in a banner, and also paid vouchers which let you handpick something for $25 (pity/spark in this game costs $400).
>>551758905HE'S DEAAAAAAD
>>551758798Yeah instead I’ll do my best clicking the in game built in auto button soon
>>551758738She very much cares about her trainer and he cares about herBut to become her trainer there was a selection process and he won by default due to all the others dropping outSo in their case its a mix of ruby being bad at communicating and the trainer having a bit of an inferiority complex regarding his worth to be her trainer
Are there any archivists making a record of the bot arc
>>551758851make another account
>>551758685Found you. Sayonara
>>551758636AIIIIIEEE DANCHOU DO SOMETHING
>>551758670You should only buy the selector tickets. The next tier of spending would be $30 a month
>>551758314the charges officer?
>>551758684>Biwa Hayahide and Narita BrianThis never fucking works, I don't know why they keep trying it, there isn't a single instance of Umamusume writing where stories involving these characters worked, the in-game story about them was a snoozefest and both their careers are about as impactful as sleep medication (though biwa's is much more tolerable)
>>551758636What's our excuse this time mambros?
>Airing your grievances in the thread instead of club chat
>>551758957Naruhodo... I'll have to put her on my "consider pulling" list if I'm still playing by then
>>551759065Danchou is vacationing in Japan
>>551759130It's been aired in both
>>551759130ITS BECAUSE OUR OFFICERS ARE ONLY ONE BY NAME AND DANCHO WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THEM
>>551759065Mambo cute? I dunno, doesnt bother me that much, since everyone else is playing.>>551759130There is a high chance he isnt even in the club, as recent posts showed
I have reported the botting tool to Cygames
>>551758636>curse of ra
https://x.com/o_m_a_e_p/status/2005233514355286323Arima Kinen Sales Trends2018……Blast One Piece 44.5 billion2019……Lys Gracieux 47.7 billion2020……Chronogenesis 46.4 billion2021……Efforia 50.3 billion (Uma Musume)2022……Equinox 53.2 billion2023……Do Deuce 55.5 billion2024……Regaleira 56.1 billion2025……Museum Mile 71.3 billion (Royal Family, overseas Uma Musume release)>saves your FUARKING hobbykneel to cygames
>>551758962I'm only keeping the eden deets (because they're niggers) and umao (because it's funny)
>>551759047
>>551759247whats the umao ones
>>551759216Yeah well i reported you to my cousin steveYou know what THAT means
>>551759209The recent post proved nothing. It's as good as the claim that /uma/ Club's botting
>>551759209He (tickezo guy) probably isn't. I am.
Let's talk about something else.
>>551758962>a discord screenshot of an umaoo and AlmondLove botter and the wrong MamboWhat’s there to archive?
>>551759216Hey, Cygames here. Buy some carats and we’ll do something about it. Maybe.
>>551759065It's danchou's 3rd/4th boyfriend idk
>>551759065He's going to kick him at reset because he doesnt have the balls to cuck him out of rewards
>>551758314>He paypigs to corpos who ends up betraying him and his expectations>The good devs always cucks out when they get offered shekels by giant publishers>Most are mostly 1 hit wonders with shitty sequels or scams people with their future productI think Monolith Soft is the only good dev out there, whose product keeps on improving and continues to be likable throughout the decades.The best I could do is to promote the games with word of mouth.The rest are hentai devs.Bottomline its not worth paypigging
>>551759209>doesnt bother me that much, since everyone else is playing.I'm guessing you're fine with botters too since everyone else is doing it
>>551759294Just look up the club on doxgenesisPretty fucking obvious who botted
>>551759441You believe that?
>>551759216Hello yes this is john cygamesStop contacting me or ill notify the authorities
Mambo-dacchi are pure bloodthey are allowed to stack
>>551759504it sure as fuck isnt dancho LMAO
>>551759465Anything normalized really Don't tell me you're using paper straws
>>551759047>I don't know why they keep trying it, there isn't a single instance of Umamusume writing where stories involving these characters workedThird time's the charm. I'm enjoying it because it spends more time building up the characters and going into what a team does at Tracen beyond try and kidnap new members. It also isn't as direct a translation of any of the girl's careers as CinGrey has been, do it doesn't feel like "wikipedia summary + horse girls."
gutsu morning
>>551758851Play other games dummy. Its not like this is the only game in the world. Most of us had our fill already, its just gameplay loop till EoS
>>551759047This is true.
>>551759465hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm actually nyes i dont give a fuck they're the ones risking their accounts after all lol
>>551759596yeppers
>>551758851Botters will probably filter themselves outt. used to automata until i got too lazy to even open the game
>>551759608>i'll just play other gameshow adorable
>>551758636DANCHOOOO DONT KICK HIM DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mambodancho should change the rule to a week minimum so everyone would shut up about it
>>551759608If you've had your fill why are you still maintaining your account? Just end it and move on.
>>551759465WHO the FUCK actually cares about bottersAs long as its not the ones we had at the start of the game that were just rerolling accounts then i genuinely have no reason to care
>>551758851You know it says a lot when the dev has a better shot at deleting our accounts than cygames banning us
I think everyone should shut up and post lewd Matikanes instead
>>551759870No.
>>551759858assassina cappacina
>>551759569didn’t he pinky promise he was going to play the game and not flatline again?>>551759774>keep changing the rule to keep a flatliner in>when the club is AI don’t know about that one chief
>>551759774Or, y'know, just enforce the rule that he wrote.>>551759870
>>551759240I wonder of the burger tracks will see this boom once racist season starts
>>551759934
Urara nooooooo
>try to post>already dogshit but the capchta goes haywire>notice it's because the third world Untermensch are starting to spam>this only happens when their impoverish "people" get found out they're trying to exploit a game/websiteI've genuinely never, EVER been fucking wrong in my 25+ years of internet usage . No first rate trainer would support this btw
>>551759980>live reenactment of mr cb helping tosho catch the cheaters
>S turf>S mediumthis is the run boys
>>551760017MOOOOOOODS THIS IS TOO LEWD!!!
>No tits>No ass>Thin legsWhy do we like her again?
>>551759858Why is Rice (villain) holding Kingu over the edge of a cliff?
Can someone post porn real quick? I want to test something.
>>551759994He should just remove the rule then. Make it as "/uma/dachis having a GOOD TIME "
>>551760171>thin legs>no assthat's literally every uma in the game
>>551760232porn real quick
>>551760123>He posted about itA curse upon you and your trainee: no speed rainbows after summer.
>>551760232porn real quick? I want to test something.
I really want to fuck Belno Light
>>551760195DON'T LAUGH AT ME THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS THAT HUMANS CAN DO BETTER THAN UMA MUSUME
>>551760171Yes
>>551759994yeah he said he was gonna do a shit ton of grinding this weekend and last week of dec but bro is still not playing, i genuinely wouldnt care if he didnt jack the quota up and just leave it there
>>551760232
>daisca parent run>put her on pace instead of front>watch her be constantly at the back end of the pack>vodka somehow goes through the pace chaser pack>watch scarlet get pushed back by the wall of pacer npcs>secret event ruinedim crying
Which umas would run rune essence for me so I can train up runecrafting?
>>551760360i think nyot
>>551760539what's she doing
>>551758962Who cares. The dev is a discordnigger pussy anyway. CUMA danchou had the balls to go full retarded.
fucks sakes maruzensky can you lock in we're down like 70k fans already
>>551760625Anything but training LOL
Had a run yesterday where I got 4th at Hopeless Stakes and the top 3 were all mob umas. Never seen anything like that before.
>>551760843just like the real hopeful stakes!
>>551760894Lovcen isn't a mob uma. That's me
I fucking hate youYou should be raped
>>551759216>their response
>>551756278THE WHORE IS DEFEATED
>>551760625hopefully, taking my penis
Soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c
>>551760843You waited a whole day to let us know?>New captcha game>They're all stars you have to squint to count the edges on>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.AIIIIIEEE
>>551760941based. based
So Dober is bait because I can just borrow her like Seiun Sky, right?
>>551761031Yeah I just forgot about it immediately and remembered while making lunch just now. Crazy stuff.
>>551761128but anon told me I need to own the must-pull parents so I can borrow other parents with my own seiun, I didn't spark seiun for nothing... right?
>>551761128Yeah. You're not using them for anything else are you?
Do end closers use Dober inherit?
WaitMayano and Marvelous Sunday racing careers were no fun at all IRL?Is Star Blossom gonna show all of their injuries?
>>551761270>using endclosers>in bignig eraOnly reason latesurgers exist right now is because of dominator.
>>551760539Can we go one thread without porn
>>551761335That doesn’t answer my question…
>>551761194>tfw sparked Seiun Sky>best borrow option for now is just McQueen who I do not haveCould be worse desu
>>551761335Bignigs are track-dependent though, only reason why Suzuka is strong now is because Unrestrained works. We literally just had a CM that was end closer central
you were warned to hold off on fraudasan black for the superior NTR speed... you do still have your carats for the MUST-PULL today, right? her unique is MANDATORY for any account to compete in CMs
>clankers got awaywe lost
>>551761416Fronts were good last CM though
>>551761451I never noticed it until now, but >speed 10%>WIT 20%Is fucking godlike for a late surger.
looks like botting isn't going anywhere anytime soon
>>551761451>you do still have your carats for the MUST-PULL today, rightI'll spark her on the all uma.
>>551761451I don't roll cards so yes
>>551761489Can win with heavy investment doesn't mean strong. Running fronts that could compete with good Ends last CM required at least dolphin-tier decks. Meanwhile you could just slap NSM + Spurt on an End and have a >50% winrate.
>>551761531all uma is bad
>>551756035Bwos... BWOS!!!!! *panics* Where's my new episode of Oguri peak?????!?!?!?!
>>551761489fronts were good every CM
>>551760938(You) Kys
>>551761714I'm gonna do the FemTrainer route later to heal me from the cock ball torture of the male one
>>551761617>heavy investment>dolphin tierdon't forget the 18 groundwork sparks and 3 greens and 18 midrace skills>>551761752Running three fronts and beating all the endniggers was hilarious.
>>551760628toreina issue, bwo
>>551761714because you have to larp as a girl(female) or else she's all uppity and tsun and shit
>>551761659Forgot your Oguri pic
>>551761451>Lvl 5 Potential>Kyotobwo CM6 is over
>>551761451>Her unique is mandatoryI'll just borrow a botters Dober parent
>>551761859You don't even know what "larp" means.
>>551761823she's blushing at you half of the time in the male route THOUGH?
>>551761830Post your winning fronts and decks
What I don't get with the devanon is why didn't he just pull the deactivate plug? That would make Cygames actually do something
>>551761859>larp as a girlNot a delusional troon>Uppity and tsunSign me up
>>551762023because he's an attention whore with no balls
Guys it says my account has been banned for 1200 days... Why is this?
I don't know what changed in 4chan to make a dozen people crawl out of the woodworks to screech and call you a troon if you let on that you play female characters in videogames.
>best choice for the next 3 CMssuzuka early buffs ruined everything and made summer maru a 1.5 cm season wonder..
Onee-chan
>>551762023No trooncord devtroon would be based enough to do that. Also he's an attention whore.
>>551762183We started to ask Why. Why are you playing a female character.
>>551762183Election tourism. Remember when everyone on /a/ was a little girl?
>Cosmo Kuranda and his trainer after the ArimaNyooo…. https://x.com/goldtiara0425/status/2005195950265110652
>>551762241Onii-chan…
>>551762183Faggot.
>>551762241It's Onii-chan and onii-sama.
>>551762318Their odds is 100 and coming in 2nd is already a huge achievement
Belno could've picked Roppei or the other central trainers as her senior during the epilogue, since they are already legendary trainers at the time. But for some reason Kitahara is her senior when Kitahara hasn't proved anything aside from Oguri's last race (he's about to make a name with Scarlet and Buena but that's in the far future)She was gunning for Kitahara but I can't prove it yet
>>551762336>>551762391Nii-nii!
>>551761128You're gonna want Dober and Seiun as parent during MANT so you need to own at least one of them
>>551761031You guys are getting some fucked captchas mine is usuallyOr a different shape ( 2 squares and a circle)Different amount of items ( 2 balls in 2 and 3 balls in another)
>>551762318it was a great run, those are tears of joy. the horse really tried his best
lol
Fuck this shit event. Just a little bit more and I'm free.
>>551762421>You're gonna want Dober and Seiun as parent during MANTLike both? On the same uma?
Had sex with Nice Nature
Onee-sama...
>>551762336>>551762391>>551762413Onii chan...
>>551762530yes
>>551762428I used to get that, but Christmas theme fucked my cookies so I had to reset now I'm getting the same fucked captchas as everyone else.
>>551756278Now, I know what the drama is about. The fact that the code is Base64 is a red flag, why is this only noticed now?
>>551762398it's more impressive she still managed to be jones' trainee despite quitting as a runnergrift is insane
Oyabun
>>551762183please don’t start this here and leave it on /v/. There seem to be people that can ONLY self-insert into everything to the point that they can’t fathom anything else (like the fact that you can find it nice to control an attractive female character like in Tomb Raider).These people are like the ones that can’t “see the apple” in their head when imagining one but instead of accepting that everyone else can see the apple just fine and turn it around and stuff in their imagination they would rather scream about troons.It’s literally mental illness/disability. Leave it at that. We use horse girls as avatars here and nobody gives a shit
>>551762568
>>551762641>WeI'm not a fucking avatarfag
>>551762540I want an orange gf
>>551762314>visit /a/ in 2025>it's filled with people who tried to become the little girl
Is Dober romance-coded uma?
>>551762721Yes you are. You just don't know it yet.
>>551762391Rice love!
>onee-chan
>>551762723I need Orange wife too
>>551762183It's understandable to play as a female character when you can dress up or play as the character.Playing as a female in a VN type of game is questionable unless you're into yuri.
>>551762721In the game called Umamusume: Pretty Derby, players use their favorite horse girl as their representation in-game for their trainer card, profile, and club chat.
Ooee-chan
>>551762428This is the shit I have to deal with. Three captchas, all with five options.
>>551762398>Belno could've picked Roppei or the other central trainers as her senior during the epilogue>RoppeiWanted to quit, there's no way he's doing more than be part of the madogiwa-zoku until he's allowed to leave.>other Central trainers Are all human and probably don't think an Uma Musume can be a real trainer.
>>551762045its crazy to me that zoomers so massively insecure with their sexuality dont understand the appeal of yuri. Ya'll niggas are unironically faggots
>>551762934I got boxes one time and it's hilariously bad design
>>551762770Yeah she loses to genuine love and care from (you) by the end of her career.
>>551762770Slow-burning, but slowly lust for (you)r cock at the end
>>551762721you know the trainer isnt running the races right?
>>551762008>I am taking homework assignments from end closer usersGrim.
>>551762842love my imouto
>>551763010There's a certain subset of people who get off to the idea of bringing people over to the other side so to speak. It's like a corruption fetish but with real people
>>551763132Made for starting a family with
>>551763198cute
You're not fooling anybody, pal.
>>551762183I legit think they are insecure bisexuals. Most humans are likely bisexual after all - society just hasn't caught up and so most are still repressed. Otherwise I can't understand how 'straight' men are so obsessed with dick (most 'job' porn, drawing them, etc.) - imo a truly hetero man should be disgusted by any dick not their own, cuz those things are disgusting.
>>551763121>F-fronts are good guise!!!>Posts a loss to endGODsKek
>>551762336Succubus
>croix du nord>masquerade ball>museum mile>energericowell /uma/? Who do you have as the best three-year-old colt?
>>551763019I get two boxes ones every time at the moment. Always have to read the instructions now.
>>551762217I still get to use her swimsuit for my Maru ace so im okay.
>>551763426Please don't say it like that.
>>551763198indeed
>>551763374>"my sloptuber said "you need whaled decks"">"uhhh your extreme poverty deck doesn't count! you ended second to a LS with 5 MLB SSRs"lmao retard
>>551763426For me, it's Masquerade Ball
today i WILL be getting ryans daughterand unlike the past FOUR umas ive rolled fori WONT have to spark for her, i can FEEL it
>>551763580>D-doesn't count!!!Any other copes?
>>551763542Dangerous uma
why are front runner mains always so uppity?
luckshitted curren whore with my free pull todaybwos… did i just use up all my dober luck…
>>551763439brutal, now I have only 1 and it's "select the shape that is not like the others" every time so super easy.
>>551763753superiority complex over the fact that they were the meta for a second, but have since been surpassed by every other position
>Day before the big race>Mood downThere is nothing you can say to convince me this doesn't have increased odds.>Muh confirmation biasNope. Nothing.
>>551763753They have to be first, or they're last
I want Mejiro Dober to sexually assault me
>>551763805Maybe
>>551763426Sovereignty. No contest.
>>551763805Curren is really cute though, play her career.
>>551763718
>>551763934why is he crying?
>>551763960
>the botdev started his melty and doxxing everyone right after /uma/ club danchou turned him down because no clankers are allowed in the club>right after ended up exposing everyone but /uma/ club because there're actually no botters in there>having another melty now on github and saying that gonna cockblock everyone from mantHmmmmmmm. It might be a woman after all.
Since the new sweepy is from anon's git now, if he adds the screenshot function, it will go to his end now right?
Did the kiseki event change how races work? i just got a race fatigue event after 2 races for some reason
>>551764121Hot. Are they single?
>>551762952>don't think an Uma Musume can be a real trainer.das racist
>>551764045Curren Chan isn't just """really cute"'"". Curren Chan is the CUTEST uma on the planet, no, in the GALAXY.
>>551758098mad repeating digits tho
>>551763941>>551764045okay i’ll admit she's very cutecurrently building her as my sprint ace
>>551764121>Check github>It's the chinese, singaporean and indonesians
>>551764162Your energy nigga
>>551758098>t.
>>551764052the arima kinen incident
>>551764207This is a “truth nuke”, colloquially known as a “TRVKE”
>>551764207Get marriage corrected
>>551764052She's a grappler.
>>551764354wait what the fuck, it related to energy? fuark...
>>551763998
Yeah yeah you make some strong compelling arguments but how can tiny little oniichinchin compete with THOSE
>we're in the "brownies reap what they sow" step of the cheating bot saga>they are already hustling to set up the new cheat mechanisms despite the original maker saying it was getting too much heatEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>551764121someone posted their readme edits and it instantly made me think of EMPRESS not air groove
how does he not fall? hes on the ceiling...
>>551764459I appreciate the lesbian community’s contribution to Sirius art.
>>551764046Rice kisses!
How well will a 3 pace team do? My late has yet to win so I'm getting this idea of fuck it and 3 pace
>>551764601I wonder if pegasus are for umas what angels are for humans
>>551764207
pokke bros... we've been cry-ified
>>551764686If you give all three of them pump iron at least one of them will have it proc
Curren WHORE
>>551764801Don't be mean to Curren
>>551764558>I know that Tower of Babel thing didn't work out the first time, but surely this will be different>すまん、何て言ったの
>>551764726what about unicorns then, or god forbid kelpies
>>551756035wtf, I always thought the cropped version of this pic was literally penis inspection uma porn before the great permaban by cygays.
Bwos I think the rice has turned rotten
>>551764937>Rice with large titsNot canon
>>551764768
>>551764918well kelpies are like sirens to us but unicorns...
>>551765032You're correct. She has a big belly.
>>551764937Why is kareshatsu so goated bwos?
I'm not supposed to be telling you guys this, but the Curren-Falco rivalry is manufactured to keep us fighting each other instead of the true enemy. The real power we should rise up against is
>>551765236AMENNO MORE BROTHER WARS
>>551764207>>551764728Umas are genuinely so fucking infuriated that Curren is as cute as she is that that they actively sabotage anything, and quite fucking EVERYTHING related to her and her cuteness. Not one (1) uma can even compare, and as women, this makes them SEETHE beyond belief
What a nice Sunday
>>551765184you shouldn't hug your trainer without his consent, Taiki
Sniffing uma feet
It's all the villain's fault
>Tachyon is one of my least favorite careers in the game>her appearances on other umas' careers get old FAST>finally got around to watching New Era>she's actually pretty cool thereOh nyo, I'm turning into Reddit (to be honest the main reason I enjoyed her in the movie so much was because her eyes and attitude reminded me of Midousuji Akira except a little less sociopathic)
>>551764558Like it or not It's here to stay Until cygames provides something better
>>551765364I rather sniff something else
Curren WhoreCuck Falcon
>>551764046Cute!!!
>>551764768oh right comiket is today. sad we wouldn't be getting anything good r18 from it
>>551765515i just hope that the few uma artists i follow put overstock on booth afterwards
>>551765329How Marvelous are we feeling today? Feeling quite well myself because the swelling of my balls has gone down considerably and I can have erections again
>>551765507
Inari 1 paizuri
>>551765460I like her because Sumipe in an unhinged character role is 10/10
>>551765394>villain was never meant to be one>only embraced it because 'heroes' false flagged her as onewe are a product of our environment. Curren is a GOOD, and SWEET, and PURE girl!
These greys, but triple 1*s up top...I'm still using it.
YAAAADAAAA
>>551765474Ten bucks says she takes him to the right.
who is luna trying to fool dressing like shes not 47
Curren touched me again...
>>551765853Cute Curren Chan!
Reset soon
>>551765857Good for grandparents
Gonna edge to some uma today
>>551763960>>551764105they're both cute
>>551765908there is no way a fillie is that strong
>>551764558A malaysian, a filipino and an indian walk into a github page...
xhe's laughing at us /uma/...
>>551765460Tachyon in BONE is unforgiveable. She's a narcistic prick with no redeemable qualities.
>>551766269me? i didnt bot, evershant be sullying my enjoyment of the game
>>551764121He sounds based
someone give me the qrd on the bot drama
>>551764121>saying that gonna cockblock everyone from mantI mean this is kinda right. People will have to find a new one for MANT
>list of games on Steam keeps rising>I only played Look Outside, Chrono Ark and Uma Musume this yearNyo...
AIIIIIEEE YAENO STOP GIVING STAT HINTS THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS ISN'T WHY I BROUGHT YOU
>>551766581Video games kind of suck.
>>551766414Dev got bored gave /Uma/ a 1 day heads up then doxxed top clubs to watch some club drama
>>551766702Wonder what's happening with them now. Last time I saw were indogs melting down and coping it's ethical because everyone's doing it too
>>551765032Hmmm nyoo
Not bad for a first attempt I think
>>551766702desu if anyone is just now surprised that eden is full of botters then they've had their eyes closed.
>>551766884He wanted a real proof because no one wanted to believe the graphs
Hello friends!!!
>>551765032Rice will forever be imouto-sized
>>551766873>firm condition
>>551766976why is rudolf in distress
>>551767081I want you to think long and hard, I know you can do it.
>>551767020I love Rice so much
>>551765603You know what it means if they decided to heal on a Sunday
sorry dancho, im saving my runs today until dober comes outgotta make a good parent so i can get to breeding her proper!
>>551767081Sag Cup is firm
someone made speaki tanukishttps://xcancel.com/mofumofu_kazepa/status/2005184778312806571
Post inumusume
>>551760171Tight umanko and it smells good
>>551767183I don’t know!!
>>551766873Suzuka is still winnable in CM8?
I can't reach S rank no matter how hard I try, even though I'm using MLB SR's like King Halo and Eishin Flash, and borrowing MLB Kitasan
>>551767292Someone called?
>>551767358>Eishin Flash
>>551767358Train umas with speed + wit/pow growth
>>551767351I highly doubt it. The low top speed and zero mid/late game skills due to recoveries and late race starting on straight means end closers will eat her for breakfast.
>>551767292
Is this a good Long grandparent?
Wei
>>551767217A fellow man of taste.
creekthoughts?
>>551767567Could be fatter.
>>551767351Probably better as a regular front since she can't use unrestrained there
>get spirit burst early on speed>11%>fail>okay >get it on speed again>FAILEDThat's a give up. God this game is exhausting at times.
>>551767358You need high stats which is easier when witmaxxing and with MLB SSR cards. Gold skills also give more points towards rank.
>>551767567I will impregnate this uma
cyagmes OWNS the world
I entered level 5 showtime on accident thinking it was still level 4 without having a mind to avoid having to clock and more thinking about making a parent but passed it anywayshit
reading the fgo ending makes me really glad Uma is just sports based on REAL LIFE so the japs can't go full retard with the plots
>>551767623I have this EXACT deck, including 2LB Kitasan, except I actually have Riko and I could borrow MLB Kitasan. Could it be that my failure to attain S rank is not attributed to my cards, but instead the problem is me?
>>551767313She's so cute...
USA OAKS WHENBRING ME THE MARES
Hmm
>>551767697Me to the left of Creek
