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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
No more Mydei and Paglus gore below this post.
I still love Asta.
tribbie a cuteA CUTE
Peach love
>>551767283Boothill x Constance would look fantastic together. God I love crackships
Total Madam Herta love
I want Castorice to cuck me
I miss the station. I miss Belobog. I miss the good times.
Momo love
>>551767539>God I love crackshipsAcheswan...
>mydei sisters more accepting of stelle x mydei/phainon than caelusKek
>>551767283
>>551767675Shartlus is ugly as hell
>>551767675I don't care about Stelle either
>>551767656It's a good thing Herta removed this source of abuse.
>>551767643Yeah, I miss my wife too.
>>551767675When will you guys understand they aren't fujos, it's like that anon said, they have no ships outside of phaidei
>>551767431>still not at least T0.5 on Prydwen's meme tier list
>>551767769Well too bad
"Shart" is 90% of the SEAhigger vocabulary
>>551767835Don't forget pag
>>551767675I don't like either but Caelus is genuinely revolting to look at
>>551767814I love the way this artist draws Stelle and Phainon's legs.
we love yumes here though
>>551767807Sorry, I love my wife more than any meta nonsense.
>>551767675I only like Caelus with female characters
Herta Star Rail
>>551767584I would disagree and say it's Mydei
>>551767803We literally had phaidei fujos talking about their ships briefly in other fandoms just a thread or 2 ago. Unless you mean strictly within hsr then yeah they don't really seem to ship anything but phaidei
Would fujos hate Cyrene as much if she had a penis?
>>551767975she's so adorable
>>551768078No they will ship him with Phainon bigly
>>551768009The fandoms being Glee and Voltron
>>551768009>One anon shipping boilerplate shit like gojogeto They probably can't even name two bl before 2015 kek
>>551768087How big do you need to be to satisfy her?
>>551768125>ignores the fma, Hetalia, and supernatural mentions
>>551768009I like Kafblade and Avenpaz too but not super into.Just enough to think they are cute and save a few arts
>>551767881Maybe that's just your hrt acting up? It's affecting your brain
>>551768087Cyrene please sit on my planet
Yuri general
>>551763140One of the worst events of all time
I dare sisters to post their non-HSR ships
>>551768107Trvke
>wanting me to give a full ass history of my ships since I was 11 years oldBut why?
>>551768294adorable lesbian
>>551768197>fmaWas it some Tumblr shit like edxal?
>>551768262One of the best events of all time.
>>551768343so that the council can decide if you are worthy of posting on 4chinz or not
>>551768274Hyoga x Shun got me into yaoi <3
>>551768087I love my giant wife
>>551768381No it was roy x ed
>baiting people into blabbing about their favorite offtopic shipsyou evil piece of shit you KNOW you're fucking ruining the thread
how beat side 2apoc shadow ;- ;
>>551768545
>>551768262>pvp mode unlocked after you got all the rewards>game immediately cuts you off mid-run so you'd have to do another full run to get a team you feel happy with if you wanted to pvp
>>551768545Your e2 shartdie?
My first fujo ships were from capeshit comics. I liked Superbat and SteveTony before I even knew what shipping was. Judge my tastes I don't really care.
>>551768274Kaiba and Joey was my first fujo ship lmao
I have been grinding for weeks to get new relics for The Herta and I haven't gotten even one that's slightly better (note: her crit damage is barely above 100% so this isnt a tall ask)a big fat zero. this game is shit
>>551768262Now do Legendary Challenger cheevo
>>551767835>/hig/ invented shartyou guys are fucking retarded, when will /hig/ stop living in your brain rent free?
>>551768764I want to kiss Fu Xuan.
>>551768545You NEED her!
>>551768853When they stop raiding
Hat too small
>>551768087Too big, she can't even use earth as anal beads to feel anything.
>>551768853nobody said anything about inventing
>>551768946Wives of caelus
>>551769003>>551768943stop sharting
>>551768946>this is tagged as yuri on danbooruWhat gives?
>>551768686I can see why you'd like Phaidei if those were your first ships
>>551768087it's not impossible, the universe is too vast and we have no idea what exists outside the event horizon. we might as well be the same as ants trying to understand what earth is
Mywife love!
is /hig/ raiding us right now?
>>551769078Girls standing next to each other is yuri by the way
Stacyfly SVPERBROKE honkshart turds and gensharts THREE times!
Do I roll Firewife E2 or Constance E0S0?
>>551769389Stop investing in a dead archetype.The devs reduced hp across all modes to bait people into pulling
>>551769503pagshart post
>>551768545Just play exodia.
Bronya SEX!
>>551769503marzo is love, marzo is life!
Let's make fun of Sparkle again
>>551769636The cutest and the canonest
>>551769882Oh yeah I forgot to put Tribbie in that time, maybe I had another few points to collect?I can't be bothered to go back and re-do it when I got over 7k though
>>551769456Oh, and here I thought the recent endgame mode was too easy...
Caelus moaned loudly as he came inside ______
>>551770107Phainon's manpussy
>>551770107
>>551770107Everyone
>>551770107Mem
>>551770107himself
>>551770227I thought that was a shota by the thumbnailshartpags really like this?
>>551770107kafka
>>551770229Manslut Aventurine is the best. This game is in dire need of more manwhores
>>551770107Herta Herselfta
>>551769456>Devs make enemies weak to the new unit to show off it's strength>shilling>Devs increase HP to accomodate incresed average player account power>hp bloat, forced to roll>Devs reduce HP in response>baitingThey just can't win, can they?
>>551770107FoFo
>>551770107Elio
Pet Fig Stew Cuddle Fig Stew Feed Fig StewLOVE FIG STEW
>>551770363hp bloat is fine if done very slowly. it's normal to expect to roll a character and use it to clear endgame for the next 2 years on auto, not just for the next 2 patches. realistically right now we should be at the point where 1.x characters are starting to fall out of meta
>>551770107Mydei
>>551767431Much better than Herta.
>>551770107FireflyCastoriceKafkaCyreneNatashaHysilens
>/erp/ for six more weeksWe need drip.
>>551770508FUCK YOU
>>551770107black swan
>>551770508Fattening up Pag Stew by feeding him lots of foodthen cooking up Pag Stew into a delicious bowl of chimera stewand finally dying from the diseases contracted by eating an AIDS-riddled animal
>>551770808
https://youtu.be/g0JEUPfmu9c?si=s5U6VpJHF2OD8nzx&t=53i am obsessed with this part
>>551770585I'm not here to disparage other people's choices. I'm here to praise my wife.
>>551770983
guys i think i will drop hsr for a while (at least until 4.0 drops)
>>551770983>I'm so fucked up
>>551771023why is she singing about ski's?
>>551770726>weeks of shitposting and dooming about the inevitable 4.x butchering and chinawankWill this be better?
>>551771145
>>551770983>>551771145>>551771312did he fuck the chimera?
>>551771249she is saying 好き
>>551771283
>>551770107Not blandrice
>>551769636I miss my beloved one...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WVolf0QC6kY
3.8 survey doko?
CHARGE! PHAINON GO!
>>551770835She's a lesbian
>>551771312
>>551771283yes, because is about the game.
>>551770318White tier
>>551771501
>>551771674
>>551771852the end. chimera love.
asta is the perfect woman though. not only she's pretty, she's so rich that she'll never steal your money to buy jewels, and will never ditch you because you can't spend thousands for her every single month
>>551772008Then they fucked each other and lived happily ever after. What a heart warming story!
>Game Tanks>Price goes down
>>551770726erp is thread culture
supgig cuckposter hereman oh man, I haven't been here in a very long time lolgig is unusable rnso yeah imma stay here
>>551772323for our mumbaibros, yes>>551772367>gighello, rajesh
>>551772367>>>>>>>>>>rnit's been unusable since nod krai startednot like it was any better on natlan, natlan was the start of it all
>>551771023>timestamphttps://youtu.be/uumZNFz84Dg?t=70deja vu but the songs couldn't be more different in sound
>>551772275just because you're horny you'll fuck anything doesn't mean you can just conclude a story to end with fucking...
>>551767675They only like what's popular anyway, if a male mc x male pairing was popular they would jump on it
Constance keeps fucking flooooping!
>>551772367What's the matter bro? can't handle a little trolling?
>>551772913those are my tits
>>551772762Who are the flops that did worse then her?
The easiest way to figure out the canon nipple color of your favorite Chrysos Heir is to look at the color of their fursona’s paw pads. Based on picrel, we can deduce that Aglaea, Hysilens, Cyrene, and Phainon have pink nipples, while Mydei has dark brown nipples
>>551772984So far only Cipher
>>551772315who buys discs these days wtf. even ps5 users mostly play on the digital version with the blue ray drive
>>551772913The anon who made these needs to make more.
>>551773121We literally saw the guys shirtless. Phainon and Mydei don't have nipples
>>551773121Since when are pawn related to nipples
>>551773121does the fur around their head indicate their pubic hair color then? it makes sense for aglaea, hysilens, castorice, phainon and mydei, but cerydra's pubes can't be black
>>551772984argenti if we don't count ratio and dan3
>>551773338You are absolutely right. Might sound unbelievable but Cerydra indeed has a very bushy jungle pussy full of silky wispy black pubic hair
>>551772762next up is cipher at 6.14 btw, should be able to at least get above her if she does about 0.1 every day for the next 10 days. then rappa at 6.51, not sure if she can get that high
>>551773638kianya
>>551773638cute lesbians
>>551773638Wrong thread onee-chan
>>551773638Cute..
>>551773142>>551773378All phase 2 banners btw
>>551773638>lesbians ugly
>>551773121Bro everyone knew Mydei is brown nipple coded the moment he released
>>551773638cute dykes
>>551773917So basically even if Constance outsells Cipher she'll still take the crown of the biggest flop so far? kekypow
How big will the meltdown be when the kiana expy ends up being for (you)?
>>551773638>GODlus' cocncubines are putting on a show for himGood
>>551767431>>551771125>>551767967Based Astaposter
>>551774254I dont think anyone will care
>>551774254She's a cutie so I'm willing to endure it if it means we get to see her more
>meiis a dyke just like her girlfriend, black swan.
>>551774254she had you pandering during the hi3 days but considering the average kianafag never installed hi3, will be a forced nuclear melty.
This shit game can really only be enjoyed with mods now.There's nothing but habit that keeps me here.
>>551774254Kiana on my bad in the AE after her banner
>>551774510only a female mc fag would use such tasteless mods
Thread is too dead and I will demonstrate the easiest way to revive it
>>551774769Amphoreus > FGO
Shotas
>>551774510>mihoyo gives a black tier ass to constance to pander to the zzz audience aka the dark skinned audience>Constance flops because that audience has no money and whites and chinese wont spend money for that abomination>The dark skinned people think her ass is too small anyways so they end up making it bigger with mods>Mihoyo ends up killing their sales over nothingExactly the same pattern as zzz and genshin
>>551774254>kiana expy ends up being for (you)...Follow up with yuribait when her banner is over
>>551774819Can Machi release the Evernight set already?
>>551775006
>>551774254Nuclear tier meltdown. Cyrene was always a whore but Kiana was THE canon dyke. I think /hi3/ would literally kill itselfI dont think it will happen through. It will happen to Bronya most likely because she's already for the male selfinsert (Adam) in HI3
>>551774769Xianzhou > Amphoreus
>>551775119Never happened in this game btw
>>551775204Thanks, it makes things easier to have more examples
>amphoreus > fgokeK
>>551775382GYAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>551775360uhm Black Swan?
>>551775382imagine if zzz had this skin and was also a third person shooter like resident evil. I'd easily pay $50 to get it
>>551775382
ded threadded game
Is Boothill/fug/Dahlia a significant improvement over Boothill/Sunday/Rumao?
>>551775676
>>551775831Unf~
>>551774254nuclear to the point i can see it killing honkai impact from its remaning playerbase and multiple death treahts.Mei and Kiana are like defacto seen as lesbians even on billi billi and by genreal cn audiance
>>551775586BS has negative (You)bait in game, it's almost as if they always planned to use her for yuribait
>>551775813idk about fugue with boot by dahlia is a must for him
>>551775396I havent played fgo, but i've played f/sn and can say one thing for sure - a single side-quest from hsr has more literary value than that entire game, and even this way it's still not a fair comparison
but what If I'm white and still enjoy these mods?
I love women with fat asses so much...
>>551775382SEX
>>551775898naha expy when
>>551775976>""
What did Shaoji mean by this?
>>551776074
>>551776202
I won
>>551776080That fujoids need to play the game instead of cooming to fanfics on ao3 all day
>>551776313Hot
>>551776080Why is Mydei (a gay man) kissing my girlfriend
is /gig/ really worse than usi find that quite hard to believe when 99% of /hsrg/ doesn't even talk about the game and just shitposts about shipping
>>551776319fuck u
>>551776634You're gay