Previous: >>551775363>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
bigwa hayaheade
TODAY I GET DOBERTODAY I WILL MAKE DOBER A PARENTTODAY I WILL COMPLETE MY TRIFECTA OF MEJIROS FOR THE NEXT CM
So the umabot guy was data harvesting? How did he dox the almondlove members?
would you like to have some of her stickers in your house?
Digitan LOVE
Dober the jobber
Release the Sweepstein files.
>>551801717enough about bots kys
is she usable for arima CM she got me platinum in libra
>>551801946t. botter
Think I'll do up to 3 multis
American oaks when?
Can we gaslight people into people into pulling for Helios
>unity cup finals>4 double circles and a normal circle>lose
>>551802335She's in like a year.
>>551802416that happened to me twice in diff 3 and 4, fuji unity doesn't fuck around, just feels unbalanced for them only
>>551802561The support card comes out with dober It’s really bad
>>551802335If you are a frontCHAD and you don't pull for Helios, you're a fucking moron
>>551802649Rolling cards is really bad in this game so it's hard.
Train MarryCorrectionGlue factory
>>551802335>literally gay front umashant
Been completely fucked by rng
>>551802764CorrectionGlue FactoryTrainMarry
Embodies the hype of umamusume and horseracinghttps://fxtwitter.com/ksmhope/status/2005173023968821522
>>551802764two of them have CANON marriage dresses (childbride) THOVGH
>>551802416Honestly I win Unity finals way more than I lose now, and I let the game auto-sort my teams too.
>>551802764excuse me, those are my daughters>>551802335I mean I'll have to because I'm daily pulling regardless
>>551803026>Americans: Horse racing is boring, it should be more like NASCAR!>Fre*ch Pe**le: Hold my Wine.
>>551802732We could frame it as a Suzuka card and people might eat that up
I haven't done a jiggie in DAYSI need one please
>/uma/ wants to roll for this
>>551803353https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>551803205Ouch
I hate jiggers
>>551803584nobody wants to roll for a hag version of Sweep.
>>551803205Pls tell me he got disqualified and suspended
>>551802335
>>551803584I'd roll for this.
Jiggy
>>551790530>Even better stats>Get bourbon gold and groundwork and all>But no long S>itsallsotiresome.jpg
Describe Super Creek in one sentence.
today is the last sunday of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
>>551803970Its glue anyway. Your doing ooniges wrong. Unless that is just a regular suzuka.
>>551804116MARVELOUS!
>>551804116Faster>>551803972Bigger>>551803970Wittier
>>551802929Been completely fucked by Bakushin
the last 2 numbers of this post will be the number of rolls you have to do to get doberif the 3rd to last number is an even, add 100 to it
I exclusively roll for mares, that is why I will spark Dober
The fuji kiseki event fucking blows, is there a trick beyond just doing a ton of runs?
How does this look for a potential XOguri deck?>inb4 why LB1 RikoI was looking at the numbers back and forth for comparison and it seems that LB1 SSR Riko is very, VERY slightly better that MLB R Riko, by like a 1-2% margin. If it was LB0 then R Riko would be better.>inb4 why no SweepyOnly LB2, figured it out be better to just borrow a MLB Biko
wtf i love mant now
DANCHOOOO DO SOMETHING
>>551804783Just do lv 4 runs. If you have a good deck/parents then spark farming is essentially the same.
>>551805104who let her get angry...
>>551804826I mean it's a budget deck, what can I tell you?
>>551805104TAG ME IN DANCHOUILL TAKE RA'S PLACE
If humans evolved to procreate with the healthiest females, why are we attracted to flat-chested, cocky, bratty gakis?
mares
hoho...
>>551805587Because you're submissive and want a girl to step on your dick.
Pneumonia beat the shit out of me so what did I miss for the past week?
>>551805587Glitch in the system.There's a level of variance to everyone's birth to potentially find upgrades to your biology.
>>551805697everyone's a clanker
Is this fork safe to use?https://github.com/foulism/umamusume-sweepy2
>>551805653one of them isn't a mare
>>551801946https://github.com/foulism/umamusume-sweepy2
>>551803584why are Japanese so weak that they can't control a mare?
>>551805885>oh yeah good luck to AMD fuckers. not my problem lololConfirmed infested by an IP stealing botnet
>>551805697bwo... you missed the 4k carat christmas gibs...
Wonder Acute? More like Wonder A Cute, am I rite guys.
>>551805885h3h3....
>>551805885yesthe bitcoin miner in it is 100% safe
>>551801946nah I'll keep talking about them until cygames themselves takes action.
>>551805885yeah
Cute
>>551805906they will after I am done dicking them
>>551805885I'm using it
>>551805885So. Fucking. BASED!
>>551806184hoeh...
>>551806002Is that the silly sleeves club?
>>551802335I assume you are talking about the card>power>only interesting hint is slipstream which is at its weakest on fronts which is the target user of the card>agemasen for shits and gigglesthe gold is admittedly good and on a non stamina card but if you really want it that badly this borrowville because of how niche it is.
>>551806184I KNOW YOU BOTTING FAGGOTS FORKING OTHER BOTS ARE READING THIS!ADD BRIAN OR RUDOLF TO YOUR GIT OR THE PROGRAM OR YOURE SUPER MEGA FAGGOT GAY!
>>551806389someone else forked it too and they added their kofi for donations lmao
>>551805653..and a doggo
dickus
>>551806471>added their kofi for donations Of fucking course they did, comes with the territory of being scummy fucks. And no, I don't mean botter, just people forking shit and then not doing anything with it except pretend it's theirs.
>>551803832wasn't banned for long because he's one of the goat's
>>551806471at least the old anon did it for the love of the game (as in shits and giggles not umamusume)
>>551805885it's undetectable you're 100% safe
If you unironically got caught by this shit I have zero sympathy for you. How on earth do you glance over this and not immediately have alarm bells ringing in your head? The absolute fucking state of computer literacy these days I swear to god.
>he is bottingohnonononowhat you gonna do when you get banned anon, you can't reroll for pitasan anymore...
>>551806705anon thsi was caught forever ago, and not by random 4cucksthis is not new, youre not special, everyone is already aware of it
>>551803205>not my problem
>>551806115this is why everyone left for the /v/ threads
>>551806548
>>551805664The best girls love Christmas the most
>>551806808He was caught because someone saw his 4cuck post herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551580674/#551591747
(You) wouldn't actually rape your precious daughter, would (You)? Even if your oshi touched your thigh, you would calmly explain to her that you care for her solely as a trainee and friend, right?
https://youtu.be/N1EnfFzzSoI?si=ia7kAtZfJ5X5i6ytwhen is she here
Please watch this is very important!!!!!!!!Today is the last Marvellous Sunday of 2025!!!! Make sure you have a marvellous time!!!!!!!
>>551803972Wife
currently sipping a cup of coffee and thinking about manhattan cafe my favorite uma musume
https://youtu.be/Ux8Sp6RvZhM
>>551806705The anon announced that he was slipping it in on this thread, if it weren't for that then the anons using the bot would've never noticed.
>>551807084best video on YTbest post in this thread
>>551807007coward should have released the edenstein files, a couple dickscord images is weaksauce.
>>551803584
Dober soon. It's time for the BROODMARE and SAVIOR of LATEGAWDS.
>>551803972Super Creek is an alien who poorly disguises herself as a horsegirl of Earth and who has come to gently parasitize humans and umamusume by pretending that they are babies for her to take care of, since members of her bizarre alien race feed by doing that.
>>551807247
>>551807289What the hell is a Torepi???
please Digital...you have to act normal
>>551807435
67
i love cygames for hyping up trash umas like tachyon and cafe, i have been getting free wins in these lobbies against reddit normalfags because they run these two trash umas that do nothing kek
>>551805684
>>551807381Right in front of the Emperor too. This brat knows no bounds.
New SSR Card being released with Dober, what do you guys think?
HOLD STRONG UMADACCHISTHINK OF XOGURITHINK OF THE ALL STAR BANNERTHINK OF DOBER'S ULT: ITS LITERALLY THE SAME EFFECT AS RYAN'S BUT YOU CAN ALSO ACTIVATE FROM 5TH AT THE COST OF NEVER ACTIVATING IF YOU EVER GET RUSHEDDO NOT ROLL FOR DOBER!DO NOT ROLL FOR DOBER!!DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ROLL FOR DOBER!!!
>>551807505My bro...
>>551807594i wont roll for doberi will EARN her
>>551807594I don't care about Xoguri, she insists upon herself.
>>551807585why's VF glazing it? He literally laughs at people every other stream who even dare to use power cards on their ace (he uses power cards on his aces often by the way).
Danchou, where are the last Marvelous Sunday races of the year?
>>551807247what's the bgm?
>>551807678Luna Griffin would NOT say this!
>>551807585I think I'll be borrowing it.
>>551807585>>551807702looks like the gaslight is working good job bwo
>>551805885Idk why don't you read all the code and tell us?
>>551807678Luna Pewterschmidt WOULD say this
Think she has what it takes to get me a Scorpio plat?
>>551805587Youth = healthcocky, bratty, outgoing = healthyIt's not hard to understand?>but muh hagsMy dude my man my bro you are free to take them all. I give them all to you. They're right there, just take em.
>>551807574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr8KK6OGGHY her offspring are just as brutish as their old lady
>>551807436
>botters are not only risking their account getting banned but also leaking their dickpics
Post Dobers to boost your luck.
>>551807863food for my natie
>>551807918>but also leaking their dickpicsbro ill do that for FREE
>>551807775oh nvm it's just her solo song
>>551807863My Taiki with uncapped speed can win room matches. You just have to hit your late accels and you insta win.
>>551807392>they are babies for her to take care of, since members of her bizarre alien race feed by doing that.I would give her a lifetime supply of energy then
>>551807702He's a brown college dropout, who preys on people like yourself to make a living. Thats why
>>551808003okdo it thenim waiting
>>551807953Nice Nature users are so retarded. Congrats you gave yourself 33% less chance of winning because you have deadweight on your team all for debuffs that don't do jackshit.
>>551808128i said i do it for free, not in exchange for a ban
Oshi vs Oshi...
>>551807084>>551807247
>>551808205dont worry, if its a tasty looking cock, the jannies wont ban. theyll respect it
>>551807585Card that's good for one build on one distance? Cool, I look forward to getting it from my borrow slot.
>>551806828that's because /v/ keeps a new player sense of excitement and wonder for the game, while /vg/ is speedrunning being a bunch of salty cucks who henpeck each other all day (which happens to nearly every general).
>>551807094cute!
>>551808252
>>551808163
What if I drove three hours each way and went to the Uma musume exhibit at the Kentucky Horse Park before it closed on Jan 4…should’ve gone in the fall!
>>551808163>Nice Nature users are so retarded.Not all Neichas users. Or do you think all black people are criminals?
Let me just *wei* in on the Helios posting!
>>551808163Hes been baiting since yesterday implying 1 nature can kill an oonige. Retard doesnt even know the game's mechanics. Best to ignore the casual.
>>551808205catbox it then
>>551808440is there anything cool there or is it just a couple cardboard cutouts?
Pokke > any of the other trash gyarus > Helios
>>551808440i searched and it looks like there's only one display with a few cardboard cutouts doesn't seem worth it
>>551808554Obviously if you use her as a legitimate Ace that's different but people that are still bringing her as a debuffer are retarded.My Taiki has died to Natties in practice rooms and it pisses me off. Still a retarded strategy though.
>>551808668Nice knees.
>>551808585bignige doesn't win muchuse natie you'll like her
>>551808668She really put that phone through the wringer
Nonstop Breeding Sex with Dober in 15 minutes!!
Remember
Why take Riko MLB R over Aoi MLB SR?
>>551808567I don't get it.>>551808556I don't get it.>>551808952I don't get it.
It's the last Sunday of 2025 /uma/...
Here’s my strongest Natie (she is completely shit in public rooms and will require more careers to increase wit)
>>551809130it is a punits a kamen rider referencebakushin is stupid according to people who dont read the sakura manga
>>551809185sex.with.boys.
>>551808658I think it is a special exhibit on Japanese horse racing. The uma cutouts are just a nice addition.
>>551809216Your OYL?
What do you guys usually pick during senior new years? I always pick the second options that increases your stats by +5.
>>551809240Oh ok. Thank you bourbon.
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*bricks your account*>>551802335I'm gaslighting people for Christmas Maya, who isn't that bad, her unique gives her a tiny friendship gauge this time, but there's better stuff to save up for
10 minutes
>>551809390OYL on a pace?
>>551809535w-what happens in 10 minutes???
my neighcha has killed hundreds of burger whore taiki sluttle
https://youtu.be/SwQiyQAVt4M
>>551809390It’s either kitasan or the ticket borrow, and I rather the curvature
>>551809216>straightaway acceleration
>>551809405Energy > skill points > stats
>>551809591the most valuable parent banner yet. yes, even better than seiun, I hope you have your 30k carats ready
>>551809591we pull
>>551809415I thought it was just a fanart...
MALE
>>551809390OYsu!
i found that guy whos 3 million inbetting slips for regaleira were posted yesterday>im want to vomitdo you think hes dead?
Male trainers, you better post your dober career screenshots.
>>551807594Fuck off, who gives a shit about that soulless metashit, she'll become obsolete when the accelerated schedule gives us evolved skills
>>551809591We're getting the strongest power/front runner card that will be printed for 2 years.
>>551809689>Kitasan borrowUhh anon...?
IF YOU HAVE A COCK DO NOT PULL, I REPEAT, DO NOT PULL IF YOU HAVE A DICK
Disgusting...
>>551810116I’M PULLING MY COCK
>Riko to green before debut>No dates before classic yearBy what measure is this considered reasonable game design?
>>551809872I'd have killed myself immediately so if he's still posting he's probably fine
>>551810049nnnnyes?
>>551809823>The meme lord got too uppity and got put down by the paizuri demon
>Going to roll for Dober for waifu reasons>People will think I'm a metanigger for doing soI hate when that happens
>>551810196anon that was posted 15 hours ago just after the arima kinen. he then retweeted 3 things, and its been radio silence since
>>551809872regaleira wasn't even that sure of a pick i don't know why someone woulds gamble that much unless they have the income for it
>>551810204Anon, I...
>>551810018>0.5 yuan was deposited into your account
>>551810307tf is a horse
>>551810270>People will thinkfake and gay
>>551810204>still having to borrow kitasan>on the big day of december 28th 2025you know your account is pretty much bricked if you still don't have at least 3lb kitasan, right?
DO NOT ROLL FOR DOBERVF SAID HER UNIQUE IS BAD
>>551809951>picholy CUTE!
>>551809823>"boy" uma>look inside>fat fucking paizuri window milkers
LET ME IN
>>551810441He's going to pull for her isn't he? Just like what happened with nature wit
>>551810276
>>551810018>borrow it>>>>fronts lmao>seiun sky generally better for parent runs if you want the escape artist's white hint
post dober porn
>>551810626dober porn
>>551810183>>551810116AAHHHHH DOBER IM GONNA SPURT
>>551810302The moment she had Lememe as a jockey instead of Tosaki it was already over. People should have known better that they just aren’t compatible and Lememe already mentioned that himself a long time ago
IT'S UP GO GO GO GO
>>551810434>>551810348I don’t give a shit. I have everything else besides Kita.
>first pull is director + Eclipse First The Rest Nowheresee ya later retards good luck
>>551810651posted dober porn award
>>551810626
>NO FREE 10 PULLDEAD GAME, NO XMAS PRESENT, NO NEW YEAR PRESENT, NOTHING, CYJEWS FUCK YOU
>>551810480damn
Sorry I'm skipping Dober for Nishino Flower, pace chaser is the only based strategy
>>551808668Too much KFC...
I got a robot with my manhatet
uuuuuuuu umagambleuuuuuuu umapull umapull
>nobody pulled DoberIt's over, VF gaslighting won....
NOBODY LIKES YOU GO AWAY
[It's Calling]
GOT JORDAN ON MY SECOND SINGLE..........i was pulling on dober banner
This is not Dober.
How do I delete this whore from my account? FUCK YOU.
>i got spooked by vampire riceNOOOOO DOBER PLEASE COME HOME
Took 44 pulls and I also got Symboli Rudolf who I didn't have yet, I consider that a success.
>89 pullsILL TAKE IT
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WHORE OF BABYLON HAS REVEALED HERSELF
>>551810946That's DAAAABI
>do a single roll >GOLD DOORS>spechud FUCK I mean thanks for the statues I can 4* cafe but damn
>first 10 pull after using up my ticketsNice
>>551811062Curren Chan why would you doxx me
>2 10 pulls and nothingwish I didn't do that, how do I stop? feel like I need to keep pulling until I atleast get 1 ssr...
>>551810693i like lemaire but if he even himself is unsure no way i'm betting, i also remember one anon mentioning here tosaki chose another horse so regaleira was his only option, kind of awkward desu
i mean it could be worse, i couldve had to spark
80 pulls. I got>Cafe>Kawakami>CurrenAlong the way. I wish I got Oguri and Rudolf, I need their inherited uniques too.
Four star Cafe obtained.
>150 rollsGranted I was ready to go to 200 if I had to but it still stings regardless
NOOOO
Lmao, Dobers ult is just her walking. How avout win a race?
Are Stamina sparks useless when paired with Sprint sparks?
Oaksbros do we watch American races here too?
Got'em
don't care about the stuck up bitchcan we start CM7 already?
>>551811435The bigger ones sure
Now what?
>ugh ew ughdamage report /uma/
You retards are seriously pulling for Dober when Christmas Oguri will be here in 2 weeksBricked accounts forever
>>551811634What are you?Poor?
Man I was hoping I'd get spooked by other Umas but I got her too fast
>>551811559now you enjoy the story of the girl you were excited to pull for. You were excited for her, right? You weren't just pulling to satiate the black pit in your heart that craves dopamine, right?
>>551811559Paizuri Flash while Dober watches.
>>551811626140
>>551811626see >>551811259im just happy i didnt have to spark like i have for LITERALLY EVERY OTHER UMA IVE PULLED FOR INTENTIONALLY
>>551811559torena-san... your balls won't hold out
DO NOT PULLSHE'S NEARLY HERE
>>551811057yo same
>>551811626>25 pulls and nothingnot giving this whore anymore
>>551811559DÜSSELDORF
grim
>>551811210Yes, Tosaki himself chose to ride Danon Decile over Regaleira which effectively screwed her over as he knew her the best and is the one who got her the Arima win last year. Lememe didn’t have a ride cuz Masquerade Ball wasn’t running so they paired him again with Regaleira unfortunately. She clearly had a good shot at winning or placing better too but Lememe completely fucked up the ride
>said I would spend 200 rolls no matter what since I'm a lateGOD and will be spending 2/3 of my game time grinding dober>rolled dober 3 times +1 at pityApparently she loves me too, the little whore.
Reminder
>>55181162620 tickets and 9000 carats totaling to 80 pulls. I can seriously consider rolling for XOguri. She can play Late Surger so Dober (and my Healer Grass) will be fantastic for her, I have the winning recipe for a late surger XOguri setup.
>>551811852It's not about potential, it's how you use it.
have mercy dober
Wasn’t even planning on rolling for her
>>551811763>sheerrrr... whose gonna tell him?
>1 pull>didn't get her
>>551811692I'm not a retard like you, so no I am not poor
Hey Trainer, maybe you should stop being so unSTABLE when the bad rolls REIN you in
> Late SurgerPass
FUUCK I DONT WANT GOLD SHITTY, GIVE ME DOOOOOOOOOOBER
I can see my pity future already.
my dober looks weird
>Bell-chanha
>>551812019Sounds like something a poor person would say
>not a single gold to 3 star upgradeabsolute dogshit
Bright my beloved
So how does one make dober parent? Do I do both Ryan and dober separately or do I have them under the same parent tree and borrow a diff uma on the other side? Dober has tiara career so affinity sounds ass
AAAAIIIIIEEEEE get away from my wife you disgusting hag whore
>>551811905I think uma Regaleira is gonna have trust issues at this rate between Tosaki betraying her and her shitty trainer Kimura dragging her reputation down…
>>551812213im running her with 2, 3* stam parents of ass wonder and ryan and I've got double circles
>>55181162655 pulls and nothing
Do we know the release schedule for Umas? When can we expect Ikuno Dictus?
YES
>>551812121Get this hag out of here
>>551812301Check the timeline in the OP
>>551812301Its in the op
>150 pulls>brian>curren>creek mummy>fuku armor>dober>45k carats left for xoguri/urara/bourbonis this a win or a loss
>>551812213You want to guarantee you get their skills so they're parent 1 and parent 2. I wouldn't suggest using them as grandparents so you don't add unnecessary RNG.
I just realised I hate making parents and don't actually want her
>>551812368>60 Maru shardsyou lucky bastard
>>551812004I fucking love that gif so much. Dia is such a retard
>>551812367SHE'S HERE
>>551811905that's tragic, may next year goes better for her, thanks for the insight!
i lost...
>>551812437EXPLODE
>>5518123012 years, she's a 2*
that's not dober
>>551812367thank you ms. director
>88 pullsFuck man, why do I always have to go halfway pity to get a banner character. I have 35k left now, thank god nothing good coming soon (I'll pay the Ogurin ticket)
>>551812367love me director i do
95 rolls>fuku alt (DUPE WTF CYGAMES)>gold city>dooberis this good or really shite?im too used to hoyo 50/50s
>>551812297>rolling without pity/uma/ come on. we're in like what? 7th month? and you're still doing this?
>>551811634dober outlasts hoguri
cyGENEROUSworst pulls I've ever had, at least I got spooked by Seiun
>>551812159Whatever makes you cope poorfag, to make money you have to be smart and not spend it like a retard pulling for Dober, kek
>>55181261380 is still above average luck. I've gone to 130 most of the time in this game and the other gacha I play.
20 pullsno dobersaving mode enable for xoguri
>>551812643it worked the last 2 times with digitan and city... there's nothing coming up that i want so i don't care
I was thinking, since Eishin Flash got turned into a kraut, there is a non zero chance that Regaleira, should she be added as an Uma (which would have been basically guaranteed had she won the Arima Kinen) would be a Portuguese Uma. I hope in his next race, Lemaire gets thrown and then kicked to death by his horse, stupid fucking frenchy
>>551812643If i like herI rollSimple as
>>551812594>it was actually hereverytime the director shows up in my game she's just there to hand me another copy of mcqueen
Good night friends!!!
>>551812287>>551812418Sounds good. Thanks
>>551811119>>551812589CHUD'd
just get lucky bwo
>>551812721yeah ofc
hmm
my last kita copy came on a yolo one roll...christmas miracles do exist
Should I be taking final push for this cm?
>CM enrollment openedI-I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME, BROS, THE ACCELERATION... I-I CAN'T...
>roll dobre bwo she is le op inherit!!!>okay her inherit doesn't work for scorpio but she she will work next time zwo!!! i swear gwo!>oh uh you got rushed lol time to pack it up bwojajo she will work next time lol belieb it
F2P bros status??I cant believe I let Seiun sky pass, now I can only do 3 ace runs per day
>>551812851goodnight umadacchi
Let's fucking goThe second must roll of the year GET
impulseKEKs...
>>55181162660 pulls, I have 19k left, I might make to the christmas fatty in time if I win CM + monthly group rankings
>>551813001Perish
>>551812851
>>551812480Same, she was so close to making history too as the first mare to win the Arima back to back but her dreams are dashed… but yeah I hope she does better next year for sure
>>551812368Hag part 2 (i also got swimsuit spechud and teio)had to pity dober...
>>551811626why did I pull
IT'S SO DOBER....
wtf cygames, you can't go around trying to kill characters
>>5518116261x 10 pull, got a min roll said fuck no
>only had to spend 33 tickets and 4k carats My X Oguri funds are safe for now
>>551812249Dont badmouth my wife like that
I like Dober's default stanceit's like Laisu's stancebut sexier
>>551812486other 5stars were currenchan, vampirerice, the wrong mejiro(makween)
uhh i just pulled dober with 1500 carats, same happened with jordanam I gonna get totally fucked when it comes time to pull christmas oguri?
38 pulls2 x Biwa1 x Falco1 x DoberPretty satisfied desu
>there are people who seriously care about XOguri hereAll metafaggots should go down the hall to the left where Reddit is
Mejiro Bright in Dobers career looks really cute...
>>551813436>ask for a trainee>recieve a succubus
From who I stole the second one?
fluffy mejiro
STOP THE COUNT
Bwos I'm gonna make it right?
>>551813532DON'T POST THIS HORSE
I hope xOguri doesn't spook me too soon, my poor Neicha is still sitting at 3* because the only 2 times I've pulled on uma banners I got them in 50 rollsAlso writing this manipulates my karma rng and desire sensor
>>551813648no>>551813658yes
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEBUFF
Fuck Cygames and their dog shit rates.
>>551813708Your statues?
Dangerous...
>>551813486Only retards stuck on 1.0 spreadsheets are rolling Xmas oguri launch banner, metafaggots are rolling V bourbon and using the paid ticket on her
>160 pullsDo I go for more for 4*?
>tfw did a 10 pull>incredible!>its another dupe seiun skyNyooo... I take it as a sign to not pull further, despite dober bring one of my fsvorites
You DO watch all the Make Debuts, right anon?
>>55181162650+all my tickets and a Bourbon with herGiven I reserved a spark I'm pretty happy, was afraid I'd spent all my luck by getting 2 festival Rudolph in 12 tickets
>>551813790smart trainer
>>551813779each shard goes for 4 now, that's too expensive
what is the condition for getting an extra teammate in aoharu? I've noticed that mayano never seems to get one but my other girls do. It's often a dirt or sprint girl that joins somewhere between debut and the first team race.
>>551813832hell nah
stop wasting your rolls anon!you're supposed to leave parent farming to whales!
>>551813486Luv me Ogurin, I will ticket her and spark Tamtam on the all uma banner
i have no opinion on dober nowi will wait for moomoocows video on her
>>551813753Bro seriously could not stop looking at the camera/crowd mid race. He truly is Golshi’s son huhhttps://x.com/skchanlove/status/2005200801837568424
>trying to build pacers>looking up skills>theres literally no way to get head-on right now unless youre training a girl that gets it from her own career eventsI could luckshit it through inheritance or Unity cup gacha hints but goddamn. No wonder nobody is training anything except taiki for this position.
So is Dober only good as a parent or is that a meme like Seiun Sky?
>>551813959>just made me realize we're about 2 months away from The Parent Scenarioo fukmaybe I should pull her
>>551813959Leave parent farming to sweepy
>>551813832if you're using her as a parent and not as a racist more unique levels do nothing
>>551813968OGURI SEX as in cap
>>551808556
>>551813753>>551814007kek i love tabaru, next time king
retard
Nakayama Festa. Can anyone confirm?
I'm sick of these end-biased CM's
>>551813804I don't get how anyone who except Suzukalets would ever even consider rolling for a Front againNot even just metafagging, RETARDED metafagging
>>55181162610 tickets and 4.5k carratspretty happy since I should have 2 sparks by the end of january
>>551814063She's usable on some tracks but not a general top tier ace like Seiun is
>>551814124Yes!
>>551814208You should flip a coin on it.
>>551803205>all this for a G3 2yr old race with 6 runners
>>551813773
>>551814294>planchaonly works on the FINAL straight. it activates even later than red shift.
>>551814216Dober works :)
>>551813063Boy I didn't think it was this bad. I'm not rolling umas again until neicheer in April...
AIEEEE I WAS HAVING A GOOD RUN AND I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO GIVE MY TRAINEE A FUCKING GOLD RECOVER CARD
>>551813042ummm doberbros... is this true...
tamtam is first casualtyin other news ines fujin is extremely sexy
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THANK YOU CYGENEROUS!!!Check your inboxes, anons!
>>551813804Witgod always said to use selector. Good to see him double down
>>551814216angling is basically full power>>551814398yeah brain fart
>>551814248why wouldnt they
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BRED DOBERWHAT WILL THE SPARKS BE
>this is my second strongest Uma Nice Nature, this is a shit stat distribution what the fuck
wrong banner bud
>>551814248I'm getting Palmer when she comes out because I like her :)
Should i do itWill i get called a piggy if i do
>>551814216I dont know what any of that means.
THIS MONTH IS BASICALLY OVER!WE ARE FREE
>>551814537Hey Neicha, I think you got the wrong door. Cancer club's two blocks down.
>>551810270Don't care what other things bro, I'm gonna roll for Christmas Oguri just because I like her and don't have her base version. Sometimes the characters you like are meta and sometimes they aren't, and that's when you take them to cm and flex on the world.
>>551814636you probably dont have enough statues
>>551814526ITS SHIT
Tsundere wife
>>551814636is she your cm oshi
>>551814638>late-race corner acceleration skill good>late-race straight acceleration skill good>final corner acceleration skill bad>final straight acceleration skill bad
>>551814773hey wait she's not supposed to smile
so pace Dober is the play for Scorpio right?
damage report?
>>551814248I WILL run double big nige Palmer Helios in every future medium & long CM. YES, I will never win doing that. I keep it real.
>>551814773Her smile looks incorrect somehow
>zero interest in dober>watch her intro cutscene>she's wearing kneehigh socks with the stripe on topf-fuck bros my wallet...
>>551814412>this run went great>I should pick up Swinging Maestro to cover myself>...>where is it, I don't see it in the list
>>551814915My funds are safe. Still have 38k in the bank for Oguri/Tamamo
>>551814819
>>551814859yeah and front Taiki, gotta one-up the meta bwo
just woke upare SEANiggers still trying to justify botting in Uma or did that miraculously vanish once they all went to bed?
>>551815062Less specific timing restriction means wider applicability and more usability
>cap speed and wit before end of career>no groundwork>not even enough greens for ground work>forget about medium s*coughs blood*
>>551814915>30 scouts>cafe>rudolf>teio number 7>and doberGood Christmas present, thanks Cygames
>master trainer event triggers>no buff>open menu>select give upI only train lucky trainees. simple as.
>>551815156why would i need to justify it
The fuck is dober so happy for, I thought she hated creepy old men like me.
>>551815175oh yeah and i also got fast learner too
>>551815175this is fine thoughever because maruzensky is going to be bouncing off of your rabbit who will be in first place regardless, right? so you don't need groundw*rk
>>551813804>>>>>>strong investment
What the fuck is this new captcha? Why do the faggots in charge of this shithole aim for a new level of enshittification every time I leave for a week?
>>551815182why she posing thinking she top gun retard horse
>>551815156hehe
>>551815175...you guys know the power stat does stuff too right? it's not a meme stat like guts, right?
>>551815169I don't know how you got that from the chart and I'll trust you on that. That being said, I'll forget about your advice and just throw in the same skills I always take. Shiraoki will guide me
>>551814969>>551814847that's her "dere" side
>>551815398simply engage your dusty neurons, old man. it's actually faster and easier than the old ones.
>>551815156har har..
>>551812635Ako sex.>is this good or really shite?Decent.
>>551815424retard
>>551815195>not accepting your umas for who they are
>>551815272career Dober already lost to torena cock
>>551815424Guts does more than power. Less stamina drain and more final straight velocity which is good.
She's so cool...
>>551815391>Clit Pro
BRO THEY JUST STARTED SIGN UPS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dober doko
Bros your x mas Oguri...
>Taishin SSR is another agemasen cardgod fuck year 1 and fuck cygames
Dober's head is also pretty round.
>>551815424>he doesnt know
>>551815538>>551815569Well, that makes things easier for me I guess. See you in A finals.
>>551814852Mating pressing Chrono after we finish watching the Arima Kinen
>Hishi Amazon (new)>Narita Brian (new)>Festive Rudolf (dupe)>Anime Mc Queen (dupe)>Festive Gold City (new)>Summer Special week (dupe)I hate this game sometimes
I GOT DOBER ON MY FIRST PULL
>>551815424Accels are way better than stacking power. Guts does more these days.
>>551815715dumbass
>>551815481Red Shift’s bar gets cut off prematurely because it has a narrow window of activation compared to other skills that don’t have that restriction on this courseIf you’ve seen people say you shouldn’t take red shift on anyone other than Maru herself this CM, that chart is why
>>551815272I hate all men>"even your trainer?"What the fuck is wrong with you
explain Dober ult condition to me like I'm Bakushin
>>551815515Pirate alts when?
>>551814915i got fucked
>>551815398what browser are you using, those buttons lookcoolalso, highly recommend using this userscript, no fucking clue why they decided to put each image into a separate pagehttps://pastebin.com/D0TgqdGE
>>551815751>>551815538>>551815569Sometimes I wonder how these trains of thought develop all at once... let me a guess, a youtuber?
>>551815809I didn't expect her to be so happy during junior year
>>5518158185th or 6th place (in tt/cm) in the middle or end of the race, you go fast so long as you arent rushed
>>551813743it's purple firm conditions.
Anyone here fly much? Think if I pay for wifi it'd be good enough to play umamusume? United across the Atlantic if it matters. Thinking I might just parent farm for 12 hours instead of trying to sleep.
>>551815818Pump but you can also be in 5th
>>551815818you bakushin as long as youre not rushed
>>551815751so how come my 1000 power aces are better than my 900 power aces when they have the same skills but lower guts?
>>551815874On the contrary, it's VF and his retards shilling power and power cards.
ryan is a good mom/sister
>>551815874personally its because ive trained several umas with capped power now and watched them job their brains out against umas with 800 power and 700 wit. the diminishing returns are intense, there's actually no reason to cap power if it means having 400 guts/wit.
>>551813940How many scenario links you bring
>>551815874Did you participate in Virgo? All you needed was spurt + nonstop girl and just enough power to meet the race course stat check.
>>551814636Not really worth it unless you main her or use her as a parent a lot(higher level ult has better chance of rolling higher green)
>>551815818On the most common late race setup of 2 corners into a final straight, it will proc on the 2nd to last corner every time, and it will proc as close to the start of the final leg as it can get. late race is on the straight prior to 2nd to last corner? It will proc the moment you leave that straight and enter 2nd to last corner.Late race on the 2nd to last corner? It will proc the moment late race "hits", ON that 2nd to last corner.Late race starts after 2nd to last corner? It will proc at the very end of 2nd to last corner (very technically start of final corner).
>>551815874open a room right now and i will teach you a lesson
>Dober has the Arima Kinen humiliation ritual tooAieee
Guy's name is The Whalewhat a fucking faggot
>>551815998What the wit/skill diff look like? Could also be fewer spot struggles. I'm still not sure what gets you into a duel other than being near someone else and vying for a better position.
>>551816027Wife, Ryan banged her plenty
>>551815935I flew from west to east coast USA for Thanksgiving and this is exactly what I did. Enjoy the trip anon, uma really makes time.. fly.
It's time.
>>551815424800 power is fantastic for a front runner, especially considering capped speed and wit
>>551816148At least he's honest unlike some of you oinkers here
Think I've burned out of the gameI've got my MLB Kitasan, I've got my MLB Creek, I can S rank anyone I want and it feels like there's nothing left to do other than keep throwing runs at the wallMaybe I'll come back when MANT releases to see if its as hellish as people have made out
>>551816130 (me)Also yeah you have to not be rushed at all in the race, and you have to be 5-6 in CM.
>>551816148>that deck>can't get 1.2k, 1k, 1k, 600, 800 stat linewhales are so shit at this game lmao
>>551815935Plane WiFi is usually decent. Safe travels. May this 7 protect you.
What decks are you fags running for Dober
>>551816045just riko. even on the other girls who actually get the extra teammate I only bring riko.
>>551815391>Eun-sso>New Joda>New Nalib>Cat Cafe
>>5518161791040pow/370guts/680wit vs 940pow/440guts/660witfirst one wins
>>551816334>last two digits add up to 7what did shiraoki mean by this?
>>551816386same as i am for ryanim right now just gunning for 3 blue sparks on her, thats it
>>551816334Why'd you have to curse him into boarding a 747 MAX?
FUCK OFF
>>55181629845k to MLB creek when I should have stopped at 30k plus pulling dober without a spark, not getting her. I’m burned out and depressed. Fuck. Meant to quit at golshi week but free gifs. I’ll come back for anni but Jesus Christ the burnout is real
>>551815424>>551815715nicenaturefags this you...?
TAAAAAACHYOOOOOOOOOOOON UUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FIGHT ME AT THE DARBHYYYYYY YOU COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>/uma / is so bad at the game they ignore powerLmao if your late surger build does not have capped power and speed you're bricked, 5 plats btw.
>>551815935Yes, plane internet has come a long way. It'll be fine. I can't sleep for fucking shit on a plane (too tall I guess? idk) so wifi has always been worth it
>>551816148Living up to his name but that looks like a stat line I'd get with MLB Kita + Borrowed Biko + MLB SRs wtf
>>551816130I'm confusedis phase==1 there just to prevent her from running on some specific tracks?
>>551816474why Rice and not wit Neicha
who let this 47 year old woman on to the track?
>>551816564Please have sex with me
power only matters on long tracks with big uphills
>>551816573CUTE RYAN
>>551816548>very much dislike this forced meme>absolutely adore this funny ACTUAL drawing, signed and allPOKKE SEX
>>551816548what is the source of this masterpiece
>>551816573SEX SEX SEX
>he is doubling down
I want a refund.
>>551816148>my favourite trainee? Oguri Cap of course.
>>551816604>>551816312I mean it was a first attempt.His others were about what you would expect.
>>551816626big words from a man with male pattern baldness
>>551816708it's your fault for not setting her to bloomers
>>551816625i dunno
>>551816573Vvvvery nice abs, a good Ryan post more like this one
>>551815818>condition AIf you are 5th or 6th and didn’t rush, the skill triggers when you reach the final corner.>condition BIt would trigger if you were 5th or 6th and didn’t rush on a straight during late-raceThe game checks if the condition A is valid first, then checks for condition B if it's not.
>>551816573>yankees cap ryanas if I needed another reason to hate her. I need to comission someone to draw Suzuka wearing a Red Sox cap and holding some dunkin.
Hoeguri soon....
someone make a dober parent hayaku I wanna do my other dominator
>>551815175I guess I'll use her for day 1 to see what happens. I forgot to take out right handed because I was just rage inputting all double greens to see what sparks would fall out, but changed my mind. I guess this would be good for TT as well.
>>551816626Me
Dober's trainer is so based
>>551816626people shit on Biwa for having big headbut Seeking The Pearl feels like a SD character
>>551816573Ewww
>new umaHELL Y->doberZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
uhm bwos what's happening...?
>>551816819
>>551815175>>551816868Just use Falcon's card you fucking retard
>>551816227>>551816334>>551816590Thanks anons, I've always been to cheap to buy it before but I looked and the price is a lot less than I remember a decade or two ago. Now I just need to get over my irrational aversion to revealing my power level in public.
>>551817000THE RAPED
>>551817000Guess she couldnt wait till newyears
>>551817049Live by the example of Mambodanchou, who flies business from New York to Tokyo and pays for an extra seat for his Matikanetannhauser plush. God I need to find that image and save it.
>>551817000its not fair, it should have been ME
>>551816839>during late-racecondition B has phase == 1 which is mid-race
Please answer honestly: is the global version actually profitable enough to stay alive for the next few years or is there a constant chance of EoS'ing out of nowhere?
>>551817018Wait Ryan is awesome
bwos... i got too cocky
>>551816573>>551817018boy seggs
>6 frontsI fucking hate Scorpio Cup, man
>FineMo's event chain finishes just in time to fuck me out of 10 energy for a skill I won't need
>he can't roll for both love and metafaggotry next month because Oguri isn't his favorite
so if you get rushed you just throw your whole late surger/end closer away huh wooooww witgame
>>551817263Scorpio hasn't started, bwoyou hate metafagging
>>551817263>can't even trigger pump on Paceit's so fucking over
Dober armpits are so erotic...
>>551817209we're going through years of already existing content, it can't possibly be unprofitable
>>551817369It's going to look that way in the real thing too.
>>551816994Isn't that Oguri's granddaughter
>>551817162I can't be like danchud, I don't own my own company and I like to follow rules.
>>551817209>is the global version actually profitable enough to stay alive for the next few years.This game probably costs peanuts to operate anon, especially considering all they really gotta do is maintain servers and translate the JP stuff and send it our way for the most part.The only way we eos is if JP for some unforseen reason is heading to an EOS themselves
>>551817363First time?
>>551817000
>>551817396there are still localization + server costs
>>551817209im not a market analyst but im pretty sure its been on top of the steam charts multiple times.
>>551817403Just like we "saw" 9 ends last cm?
>>551817381Time to run pump and SFV on fronts
>>551817403how would you know retard
bully tiem :D
>>551817209i seriously doubt the cost of translating the text + servers. all of these assets already exist the big costs of production already happened, it's just a matter of getting the product to market. Unless the player numbers AND carat sales literally go to 0, I doubt they will stop global.
>>551817263Hope you put SFV and not Angling on your fronts, unironically
>>551817363i still dont know what being rushed actually does...
>>551817531I actually saw 9 ends during the actual CM, with my promoted golshi leading
>>551817209it will probably die when global no longer has foresight but that's like 4 years from now
Umapyoi = raped by trainee
is the restart skill any good? got it when I was training my Maruzen and I want to kill big niges
>>551817629dont forget pump some iron on your pace chasers as well if they're not running Groundwork with 900+ wit
>>551815639Everyone's been saying to just ticket her for months.Why the change
daughter
>>551817000wtf I've been sleeping on Taiki, she's in my target zone now
>>551817035i already have a maru with shit stats that i used falco to get groundwork and im trying to roll better with a real deck
>Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober Dober DoberOkay we get it you watch gacha slop youtubers. You don't need to make that your entire personality.Are the Helios SSR and Vodka SR any good?
>>551817000She's going to feed you BBQ until you attain her ideal body type of a fat bastard
>>551817209They have released exclusive content for the global version, I don't think it's unprofitable.
>>551817695Not unless you have something else to pair it with. If you have a dominator or debuffer already, it makes it more potent and more consistent
>>551817709Pump has unironically won my Taiki multiple races
>>551817709>groundwork on pacersCan someone explain this to me? Why are people doing it? An early start against other pacers, pressuring fronts harder, something like that?
>>551816626Pearl is actually a millenial horse
>>551817786boy sex
Is it just me or are Dober's ears longer than usual?
NEVER PULLING FOR A TSUNDERE AGAIN200 pullsmood downsjobs the racesSHE JUST HATES ME
>>551817742Your target zone is>Will they pick me up and run off with me?>>551817774>NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE NEW(on global) CHARACTERYou are an egg>Are the Helios SSR and Vodka SR any good?They are meh
>>551811626It coulda been worst, coulda been better. Got Jordan and Kawakami before her.
>>551817774I think someone posted earlier that VF said Helios was really strong at least
>>551816626I can't wait to pull for Pearl for my hagmaxxed team with Maru and Rudolph.>b-but Creek!Creek is not a hag she's a perverted 20 year old with an ageplay fetish.
>>551816235*sfx* matriarch of the mejiro family *sfx* *yakuza text* would make it if i wasnt lazy
>>551817569They're watching the trainers they kidnapped try to escape from the Mejiro Breeding Farm
>>551817843guarantees that you're in the front compared to other pacers, or lucky pace promotion shrewd step does the same thing but everyone's retarded
>>551817774Go back
>>551816626She's not older than any of these umas
>>551817816I'm planning to use two dominators so yeah, thanks
>>551817453Yeah, her name is Ready Aiko. Pretty cute even if she doesn't have the greatest career rn.
>>551817650basically it wastes your HP a lot
>>551818012I thought they were watching baseball...
>>551817786>exclusive content for the global versiongetting the VAs to do a short skit for YT hardly qualifies as content given they were needed for JP content in the first placeI know in global communities that seems like a lot becasuse we're third class citizens and never get our own shit, but it really doesn't cost them anything in the first place
I'm waiting for Fine Motion.
>bet on irl nige>terrible start in a sprint>runs from the back to come in second Well idk what is worse? Losing or becoming a a late gambler?
>>551817263Good thing the actual cup won't look anything like this.
>>551817695No, the fact that it takes 5 seconds to proc makes it useless
>>551817774Is it so wrong to want another mare in my roster
>>551817774Just look at the cards. The Vodka SR seems ok, and I think I remember Seriru saying it was decent. Helios has Escape Artist and her training stats seem pretty ok for power card, but it looks like exclusively a whale pick to me.
I don't think this new spark setup is gonna work....
>>551818131That's what THEY want you to think, Novice Trainer San. Never trust the Mejiro clan
I got Dober now what?I don't have enough for Christmas Oguri btw. I don't think I want Christmas Oguri anyways (sour grapes).
>>551818219>Helios has Escape Artistagemasen by the way
>>551818204guess it's over for me when I get in a room with Suzuka
>>551817209Didn't it hit #1 sales on one of the app stores last month?
Any whales with a 9 power 9 long dober with Oguri Rudolf grands yet?I wanna grind for Sagittarius...
>>551818320It's fine, I'm sure it's worth spending $600 to MLB her.
>>551817816how does restart pair with dominator?
>>551817209There's been reports saying uma global made big profit>Cygames reported a 103% year-on-year rise in operating profit, driven primarily by the English versions of 'Shadowverse: Worlds Beyond' and 'Uma Musume Pretty Derby'.>CyberAgent reported a 79% rise in Operating Income to ¥71.7 billion. The Media & IP segment (ABEMA) became profitable, and overseas sales soared six-fold, boosted by the global success of Uma Musume.So they would have to be clinically retarded to turn away easy money. They're definitely making money than what they're spending on global
>>551818015Shrewd step doesn't actually do the same thing because it doesn't proc right out of the gate.>t. tested shrewd step Taiki last Mile CM
>>551818278Just buy the ticket in a few months and get her
>>551817209global is profitable, but even if it was massively more profitable than JP it would take so much time and effort to get any proper attention, every Japanese game is like that, they don't care about global and do the bare minimum unless it becomes a huge phenomenon
>>551818278Now you train her. Is it that hard to understand?
>>551818278Gamble for now and save for the All Uma banner.
>>551817843It's so youre in front for positioning, it's useful but high wit + mid-race skills are more important to ensure youre near the front runners
>>551818463>a huge phenomenonI mean, it did win the dorito award. Plus I read somewhere (probably here) that it made as much money as Uma did in its first year of release in Japan.
>>551818476I'm not finished with my Scorpio honses yet though. I barely have an ok Taiki Shuttle so far and not really a plan what else to run.
>>551817209You are retarded if you think they aren't making free money off global.
>>551818523All uma banner?
>first runwtf she loves me
>>551818639>accelerate timeline>accelerate incomeIs it really that simple, bros?
how long til American Oaks and Daishoten?
>slow metabolism
>>551818731>late surgertypical tsundere
>>551817209most of the replies are fucking retarded, yes global is massively profitable, there's no question on this
>>551815747This is true love.
Guys I'm starting to really, really like Opera. Am I gay?
My wife Kiseki and our boy.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2005404691413500038Now that Scorpio is over, how do we strategize for Sagittarius?
>>551818731Hook us up with that friend code
Now that I have Dober, my comp is going from 1 front + 2 lates to 3 latesThank you Dober
>>551818815I like Pokke and I'm straight
>>551818847based
>>551818719Are you new? It's a controversial uma banner coming next year with no featured character that lets you spark for anyone.
I'll be relying on you for borrows now, Doberchuds. Thank you for your sacrifice.
>>551818825gold ship, tamamo cross, xoguri
McWife
>>551816786For me it's VA
>>551818463>>551818618>they don't care about global and do the bare minimum unless it becomes a huge phenomenonGlobal has been more successful than Uma's TW/HK Chinese server but it's a pretty bad precedent when some of the worlds most dedicated racing fans don't get any exclusive content or merch.Still, Cygames are greedy and they haven't been lacking in their support for Shadowverse both online and physical in English so there's a chance that it might change with global.
>>551818825>slept all the way through ScorpioThank god.
>>551818951my borrow slot will stay ryan and my 9* dober parent will be only bred by me. Sorry!
>>551818825>longThat's a skip
>>551818731>late surgerSHE HATES YOU
>>551818939Wtf I thought the only thing we got was the paid ticket
>>551818825End closer city, I already have my Taishin built, just going for Goldship then either End Closer Xmas Oguri or running some Front runner or pace chaser for fun
>>551819064shortest long there can be, just think of it as a big medium
>>551818895Bright a cute
>>551818825I was going to go with big titty redheads but creek is miserable to train so I'll probably switch to daiwa, natie and fukukitaru and just run team ginger
This dialogue is sad. The real Bright kept losing to Sunday Silence's children.
>>551819064It's a medium track except there are no debuffers
>>551818751Yeah. Sometimes the best solutions are simplest ones.
>>551819032global has been incredibly more succesful than any other server that isn't JP, it's really not even close. it's why we got exclusive patches like the 0.5 anniversary one
>>551818818The MIRACLE that saved a GENERATION and birthed a NEW ERA.
>>551818825BAKUSHIN
>>551819223>no debuffersChat, is this real
i will not pull for meta, i can't risk missing her
>>551819147That's from the shop. All Uma is a banner and it drops at a different time.
Oh cygames is the sponsor for the american oaks this year?America scenario... american umas...
Is there a good wit card with high prio?
Dober is pretty sweet but Biwa is right around the corner so I refuse to roll
>>551818825The fucking what
>3 Tosen Jordan runs>All of them maxxed speed>Failed to get professor in all of themwtf kitasan hates gyarus?
>>551819469It's coming. They're nothing throwing money around there for nothing.
>>551819482Curren, has PTO on first chain that ends her event early
Danchou I know you're awake can you do your job now
>>551819403nope, even in Libra I saw debuffers
>>551819469are those horses on the track anyone we know?i cant tell
>>551819482Scarlet and Tachyon. Scarlet is the best SR Wit card. Though I like using Tachyon more because of +1 SP bonus.
Maybe I should marry Mejiro Ryan..
>>551819469>America scenario>enter the race>get shot>every second uma is a 2m tall nigger>every third word is fuck>they dont eat carots, they eat hamburgers sounds awful
>>551819687nyo
>>551819687santa anita park
>>551819610I'm kicking him after new yearsI see him too
>>551818825>late januarywhat happened to the biweekly CMs?accelerate faster cygays
>>551819469how likely is it that a bunch of american horse owners would be down to work with a game about "chinese cartoons". realistically
>>551819587Curren is evil though...
Akikawa impregnation
>>551819749She would bear many strong children.
>>551819469Main reason Global exists is so Cygames can get their dirty tiny hands on american horse material.You really think they expanded the gacha westwards in order to milk some western players? Nah, nobody gives a fuck about dumb gaijin money. Global is just an excuse so Cygames can bond with western owners and get the rights for those big american names for the japanese gacha overlords.
>>551819813depends what Cygames pays them
>>551818313I like the shonbori tanukis. they're super cute
>>551819469I wish we could get old american umasGo For Wand and Bayakoa being would be kino
>>551818825just gonna use my my last long cm aces again can't be fucked
>>551819749beat you to it
>>551819813>ya'll gonna give me munny fer yer fake 'orses? well howdy-do, put er there, pardner
>>551819813>we pay you to use your horses name and you gotta do absolutely fucking nothing and get royalties from any merchandise purchases in the future all you have to do is not do literally anything you get money for nothing and chicks for freeYou have to be a retard not to agree.
>>551819791You'd better.
>>551819749ryan's mesu kao...
Gold City looks like she takes clients.
>>551819009We love hags VAs.
>>551819874>Cygames somehow gets secretariat >shes a fucking degenerate worse than digital >20% stamina 10% guts
>>551819753>get shot>looks at Taiki and Kris S>while distracted get stabbed by rice and ass wonderHaha yeah...>every second uma is a 2m tall nigger>every third word is fuck>they dont eat carots, they eat hamburgersHell yeah but uhh.. it would be corn.>>551819784Im aware of the track...>>551819813They would probably be up for it, its not like people havent gotten the rights to use Secretariat and Seabuscuit in movies and tv shows already.The burgers are laissez-faire about that sorta thing as long as you pay em.
if you're doing dober and ryan as parents do you get less affinity if ryan is one of dober's parents?
>>551820067women a cute
>yfw Secretariat becomes recruitable
>>551820008Most MBAs that are in those decision making positions are a few points shy of being classified as mentally retarded.
Odds I do a 10 roll for DoberEvens I save
>>551820107based
Is 3 wit a scam?
ATTENTIONWe will be singing the Mejiro Sanka in about 3 hoursEVERY anon must be able to sing the Mejiro Sanka from memory without making any mistakesAnyone who gets off tempo will be severely punishedThat is all.
>>551819846Thats after we finish her career
>THE TRAINER WHO PULLED ME WAS A MALE!
>Secretariat>is a secretary NPC for the Hamburger ScenarioAnd thus the monkey paw curls another finger
>>551819749Imagine the sex
>>551820289She has 20% wit growth, bro. What are you doing
>>551819813The trend in the industry is selling young horses with good pedigrees at huge prices and then retiring them early to stud them for huge fees rather than racing them till they make you big money or die, so anything that reflects positively on the breeders and owners brand is a good thing. My wishlist for a FY campaign would be:>Sovereignty >Journalism>Fierceness>Romantic Warrior
>>551820468i wanted 1000+ wit...
thanks dober, I know I'm an alcoholic
How would Mejiro Dober react to walking in on this?
>>551820479Mmm... brian and fembrian
American Oaks in less than an hour, idk where it's gonna be streamed at
>>551820568Rice wouldn't say this
>>551820438Just make American Pharaoh a boss like Almond Eye and were good
>>551820479Museum mile should be a librarian Uma with thick round rimmed glassed
>>551820568She'd go back to hating men forever but for a different reason
>>551818895>>551817569My future wife and her beautiful family
I'm going to buy so many dobers tomorrow with my silver.
i made sure to update the op to cover all the new stuff>>551820650>>551820650>>551820650>>551820650>>551820650
>>551820067I miss yuki kana slutty cosplay daysher dvds became forgotten media unfortunately
>>551820631
>>551820438That's better than turning them into the three goddesses of Tracen America and never seeing them basically.
>>551820568She would publish a new Trainer X Uma doujin
>>551819482Borrow curren, she's strong
>>551820623So who are WE betting on?
>>551819753>American Story Event>Chapter dedicated to not making eye contact with the crackheads on the public bus.
any guides for this CM open league?
>>551820937Sorry but this is the world of umamusumeThere is only unregulated carrot farms
>>551818847why would I pull for Dober when xoguri in the next banner?
>>551820008I thought it was stuck up guys who didn't want their horse in a cartoon brand. Isn't that the story for a bunch of Umas they couldn't get?
>>551821362yes, and it's stupid as hell
>>551816608I'm not the dev for why it's in there for like, game balance reasons. If it will be slightly more reliable than Ryan, which is any corner late race but must be 6th, then they probably feel a need to constrain it somehow instead of just being "Ryan but works from 5th and 6th". So they put the phase==1 in there to constrain it to a particular corner rather than just any late race corner. So yeah this does make it non-viable on certain tracks, for example upcoming tenno sho CM, it's not going to be a good inherit. Would proc at the start of final corner and expire before late race hits. You'd get some value on Dober herself, since non-inherited it lasts longer, long enough that it would still be active for a bit, but inherited is a no-go. It's still good on a ton of tracks, like it would have been good on kikuka sho which we just did, and it will also be good on arima kinen which I think is next(?)
I STILL DONT HAVE A TEAM FOR THE CMAAAAA
>>551821362basically the boomers of Japan
>>551819753No need to worry about getting shot. Very few blacks a racing events.
just how do you not win races when making an open league and wanna keep the ultimate level 1?
>>551827924change the running style
>>551811626had 30k caratsnow i have no carats but I have dober and some other Uma I wanted
>>551828794needed top3 for arima kinengot 9thany other great ideas?
>>551829308change the style again
>>551827924real answer you need low fan bonus cards
>>551829590i thought i needed green skills
>>551812783first of all, she already won arima last year so she's getting in anywayssecond, flash is a kraut because the real horse was conceived in krautland, reg was conceived and born in nippon
