>OngoingBurger Event - A Note Through the FirmamentUR Lexington Tsu, UR William D. Porter, SSR Cowpens, SSR Cleveland META, SR Pasadena, SR Clarence K. BronsonMaid/bunny skins: new botes + Yorktown Tsu, Birmingham, Hammann II, Mecklenburg, Vittorio Cuniberti, Otto Von Alvensleben, Kuybuyshev, Prinz Eugen, Kansas, Guichen, Dimitri Donskoi, Gouden LeeuwAgir 3D DormBismarck Zwei collab bath skinMaury RetrofitPopularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass)Yorktown METAZ11 and Baltimore ASMR>Upcoming>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn >Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>551618025
>>551817109Damn she is all meat
I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana
I want to mentally break MayaG
I want to mentally break (You)
>>551818005MaayaG is beyond saving>she will never change your diaper and feed you horseradish soup on your deathbedAt least Yuuki Kana is more achievable
>>551817796Don't be like that>>551818005She's not real it was all AI
>>551818670sex with mayag
>>551817109DOGSHIT OP
been a while, post 'em
Fox Mathing Season
>>551819619>dickwasher
>>551819619all year
>>551819619Which Fox is good at calculus and algebra?
>>551819836BASED
>>551820068not fox, but succ
>>551819836He's only slightly better than a filthy gypsie.
>>551818670>she will never change your diaper and feed you horseradish soup on your deathbedExplain this meme plz, I have a diaper fetish
>>551820470she said she has a fantasy of taking care of her pair when sick, so i suppose it's taken to the extreme>>551820430gypsies are based for being master beggers and stealers, they eat better than you and drive luxury cards you can't even dream of, who's the bigger loser?
What happens if botes find out that SKK comes from a large family (siblings in the 2 digits) and that men from his culture are expected to have large families, both inside and outside of marriage?
>>551819619Looks like shit
>>551819989Is this skin still worth it compared to what they make nowadays?
>>551820470Why are French Botes so fat?
>>551821667Better for body warmth, softness and comfort when they're breastfeeding you and changing your diaper
>>551818670Cute>>551819438Good taste except for>Melissa>>551821667>posts a bote with a tiny waist
>>551819438'em
>>551821667So they can clap their cheeks louder
>>551822157She's no longer has a tiny waist like Painleve.
>>551821667To attract dem niggas
>>551822292>>551821667...
>>551822457>>551822280>>551821667>If scary thug niggers make you want to piss yourself, that's okay~ Either way you should squirt for BBC. You should show nigger meat how weak you really are. <3this u though? done plapping your balls and trying to forget the suicide thoughts? (they'll never go away tranny)
>>551822280>>551822457AYO u be muh fuggin sayin dem muh fuggin YT hoes be muh fuggin TW3333333RKN N SHIEEET muh nigga? U no wha mtalmbou muhfugga we out here STR4IGHT STR0KIN muh muhfugging DIK n dey muh fuggin out here muh fuggin KLAPPIN DEY CHEEXXX u no what m muh fuggin talmbout NIGGAAAAAAAA
>>551821667Welcoming refugees or something
>he renames his botes
So since French botes are abandoning their diets, and workout, does that mean the Queen Clemencau will get fat as well?
Troon melty, suicide word a touchy subject, kek.
>>551822839Why are you quoting Mogador doe?
enough with the faggotspost botes docking
It smells like rotten flesh in here.
>>551823358Imagine clem's claps...
>>551823668Very dilated and very rotten flesh indeed. What a stinky troon eww.
>>551823358>>551823215>>551823190>>551823557>>551823829>guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3this u though tranny? you know tranny copes about drawings won't stop you from necking right lmao
BelfastRap musicNOW
>>551823557It's hot
>>551823358She's already fat
>>551824128Kyakka
>>551824128*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>551824328>>551823358Unf...
is there any bote with better cocksucking lips than clem?
>>551824128>>551824145>>551824610>>551824419>>551824328>You should post videos of you pissing all over yourself while moaning how much you love niggers. Whiteboi piss is the hottest thing ever.this u tranny?
>>551823358>>551824328Oddly enough this all began when deshawn became her personal trainer...
>>551824741Clem has the best DSLs~
It's not gonna work for you.Nobody can equal 'sex.
>>551824741My wife, Bremerton
>>551819619This guy's art style gets worse every year and he's not even old. How is that possible?
>>551825526That's what I was thinking, every month the women he draws look more and more like aliens. He's so trash
>>551817109Now that's some prime beef right there
>>551824741>>551824823>>551825058>Would definitely love to chug a whitebois piss straight from the tap as he bitchgasm'd to BLACKED. <3this u fag tranny? ACK!, -1 discord buddy
>>551826019Why do people still buy subscriptions on patreon then?
>>551827795Their taste isn't as good as /alg/'s.
>I've drooled over fat guy short hairy uncut dicks before size isn't everything, all dicks can make me a horny maso slut if I'm in the right mood for themThese people play azur lane btwWe are doomed
>>551828272The fag started in 2025, it's just a tourist newfag trying to find a community to waste his free time on.>>551827795Why do you wanna cut your balls off?
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~
>>551828792Yep, he's been on record saying that the botes are vessels for his agp ERP and that he's been kicked from other communities before
test
>bazillion SSRs and 2 sextons>zero cowsGood grief.
>>551830513you dont get banned this much
>>551830513low test
Her game.
>>551824128shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ho be clappin those cheeks yo, nigga finna be fappin
>>551831783Rip to all those sorry souls who didnt find the well hidden bln thread.
>>551817109Disgusting cow
>>551832974in the graveyard with the tranny corpses?
>>551817796Why
>>551817109Beautiful cow
>>551833242
>>551831783>>551832818>>551832974>My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this u tranny fag?
Hani rabu
>dillute and control
>>551835040bani is pure sex
>>551835040Still the best, cutest 3d dorm
>piss on the floor>call a maid>tell her "clean it up, janny.">she coomsWhich maid is this?
>>551836128Dido easily
>>551836128Mutsuki
>>551823664
>>551835040Hani Bani boobies
just you wait bitches
>can't craft augments for collab ships you own, that received a rerun when you weren't playing
>>551839576that was me back in 2023 when I had Klaudia but no Astrumnox...
Why does most of the azur lane AI slop feature black dudes? That's not normal.
>>551839772great replacement theorykarmic entropy
Say her name
>>551823664>>551837897Grey Ghost wife and Head Maid wife
>>551840776hot
>>551840746Janus a cutie!
>screaming again and againI bet she screams in bed too
Which bote has the best ahoge?
>>551841583Zenker imo
>>551841583Helena
>>551841583skk
which island slave is better, unicorn or amagi-chan? i already got kot
>>551841374well that webm is fucking cursed
>>551845702icles!
why is DZP bad with house appliances?
I've had an epiphany. to improve the odds of flagship getting mvp she should be equipped with a fuze gun cuz giant range to dps planes instead of vanguards stealing all the glory. hell, from now on I'm gonna give my vanguards AAs with shortest possible range while DPS has to stay high due to combined dmg math bla bla bla. i r genius (essex will be proud of me <3).
Time for round 2. Give me your finest cranes, please.
>>551847193just unequip the guns of the ships that you don't want the mvp
>>551847492
>>551847517now that you mention it I will. just gotta be careful with vanguard guns to retain S rating due to battle duration.
>>551847492sorry but I can't tell which bag is this? the one with lex2 or?
>>551847492Enjoy your Shinano.
>>551847693>>551848073>>551848129>>551848296>>551848839One of the 4 skins of the batch I wanted. Gambling works!
>>551835285Eunuch...
>login>plap eugene (rent skin)>logout I will not support the game.
What's the meta for Yorktown Meta?
>>551850275t. eunuch>>551850470soyuz kot fritzrafi tsu wild card summoner trafalgaror, if you want pure bbmecky raionn bisko2rafi tsu duisburg trafalgar
>>551850470You forgot to add Essex to your filter
>>551850308You can try blue archive if you want a game that you could Support
>>551851402why are boys (female) so erotic
>>551850431look up "jimmy azur lane" on judentube. mainline: anti medium. vanguard: trafalgar+2 summoners.
>flat ass
>>>/v/729544070
>>551851504at least recommend suchiguma, jimmy is a retard, but it might appeal to him more since that's the average /alg/ IQ as demonstrated by our average tripfag
>Shitaly
>>551854002You know these polls are bogus when the Most Perfect, Most Beautiful bote ever conceived is not at the very least top 3 in every server.Still dumping all my votes on her nonetheless.
>>551851639I want to say it.
>>551854002holy mother of flops
JK shinanochan...
>>551855807DOGSHIT OP
>>551854002>this is Italy bestThey unironically peaked with Zara/Pola threesom sisters.Gorilla exists, I guess.
What game is hori playing herehttps://x.com/i/status/2005449296540524928
Fuck daughters
>>551857364The Skin Color of Mexican Dust 2
>>551841583Mutsuki
>>551857364Brown dust 2
>>551857915>>551858863Thanks ill check it out
AIEEEE
>manjuu fucked up and we were sent back to Dinosaurs agesound good for an RP idea?
>>551858863hehe poop
Be careful around Dmitri, fellow SKKs.>(Grope) Commander, bunnies bite when they get mad... Ah! I'm not saying you can't touch me. I'm saying you can't LEAVE!>(Love) This room is all ours now, Commander~ I know you just love me to bits in this outfit, don't you? Heheh In that case... Why don't we take things one step further?
>>551859627Don't care, she's flat
>>551859939>that>flat
>>551860007You heard me
>>551857364Shit particles 2
Anyone got recommended formations for World 14 Hard?
>>551859627Don't care, i don't associate with shitty tn zigger botes
>>551860865Yup i got them
Cute fox
>>551860865>reposting is prohibited
Would you Birmingham?
>>551861240Yes
>>551861240Weser my beloved
>>551861197It's not even good art
>>551861240sure
>Cleveland got a Meta version>Monty got her 3rd skin>Denver got her first skin>Got Santa Fe and a skin>Got Pasadena and a skin>Birmingham got another skinSeems like we're just missing skins for Columbia, Biloxi, and Houston II.
Hope Tomohiro Kai gives us another drawing of Tico for the new year.
I am going to kiss Tico.
>>551861847He mostly draws nikke these days
>>551862893It's over.
>>551863517YD is the only official artist left that still draws azur lane
>>551862450KISSING A BOTE??!!!!???
>>551864392On the lips! Both pairs! Maybe even the 3rd one!
>>551864637freak
https://x.com/Kimiimik_/status/2005511962453746049
Stephen Curry my ass!
>>551865130>mfw when it's Monday
@all Botes penis
>>551865304tanned sirius ero
>>551865452This isn't the bln discord bro
Fucked the tour guide
>>551865510they actually have a discord?
https://x.com/Toshino_nico/status/2005487573213614430
>>551865812It's just the /alg/ discord really
>>551865856Funny that I've never been there or know of any such discord all the years I've been in /alg/
https://x.com/lby0818/status/2005415083841916998
>>551865821Clevie my broloved
>>551862893Tomohiro can draw whatever he wants, but every year since Tico came out, we've gotten art of her from him around New Year's Day.
>>551865736tour de fuck
>>551866805Yeah but he mostly draws nikke these days
>>551863674Atdan still draws Noshiro on occasion.
>>551867015Doesn't change what I said.
>>551867072Nah he mostly draws hoyoslop these days
>>551866182ALL for Agir
>Playing AL on SEA server>They still haven't released 3D dorm Taihou here
just stop liking evil (succubus) women
>>551867884AL has a SEA server?
>>551867008wet stockings...
Agir is horny Eugen
>>551867917Yes. We have CN server (everythings censored), JP server (Payment issue), and SEA server (One year content lag).Its a pick-your-poison scenario, and I picked SEA, which is okay.
>>551868225Why does SEA have its own server I thought they played on EN
>>551868335It is what it is.There is no differences between SEA and EN except for the part where we're 6 months ~ 1 year lagging behind others.When I first started and I have to pick a server there is a musashi banner going on SEA so I just picked it.
>>551867894but they are literally designed to appeal and attract
>>551868521you are just obsessed at this point, get help.
>>551868723I mean, it's literally canon, so...
I'm obsessed with Essex
>>551868723obsessed with what? botes? yes I am
>>551868853
>>551869212
>>551857254Maybe if said best got another skin in the last 5 (five) fucking years it wouldn't have sunk that low. Ever thought of that?
>>551869917why would they waste their most popular artist on his least popular bote
>>551819438
>>551869959They didn't even when Zara was above all of his botes that weren't Taihou back in 2021.You know exactly why.
>>551864385tall botes, erotic
I still believe that Taihou can't be topped and she's the pinnacle of AL. Literal perfection, a goddess in my eyes.
>>551865452which bote has the best penis
>>551870690Mutsuki
>>551870587WTF FAKE EARS?????
>>551854002>completely exclude a faction from any sort of lewd designs for the past 3 years>give them a flat meme UR in a year of balloon tits UR after they waited 3+ years more than anyone else>proceed to wonder why the faction is dead
>>551870759Yeah, and Santa isn't real either!
>>551870636She is a yandere tho.
>>551870636I'd like her more if it wasn't for all the screeching she does
>>551871313Yes, anon. I already said she's a perfection.
>>551871313He already said she's perfect
>>551871614>>551871624Now kiss.
Botes that mastered the art of stealth and spend most of their time stalking and observing SKK?
>>551871835well, definitely not Scylla.
>>551871770I'll kiss Taihou
>>551871956H-How shameless!
>>551871835Taihou, didn't you see her ninja skin?>NoExactly
>>551872045There are 0 good ninja girls in gacha games.
>>551872008My wife is so cute.
>>551872045Why do elephants have red eyes? So they can hide on a cherry tree!Have you seen any elephant on a cherry tree? Well, they hid well!
>>551872227Now you get it
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139219908
>>551870848what's next? fox tails are just buttplugs?
>>551874503How do we find out?
>>551874678Ask them?
>>551874759I need visual proof, because I only trust what I see with my own eyes.
>>551874551OK but lusty would never tho
>>551874981Alright. Then, photo + hentai censorship.
>>551861240No i wouldn't forgettable purple tn trash
>>551871835Mutsuki
My wife is a dragon goddess
I have a very strong urge to pluck out the commander's eyes and burn them
>>551878509Best Mogador
So you are telling me these girls are battleships? What's next? Anime gun girls?
>>551879080Trump class
I have a strong urge to fill the commanders womb with my children
>>551879305orange girl baaad
>>551879080>Anime gun girlsthey already did that, senpai
>>551879794sure pal
>>551874551I'd smash
What do you think is the next area+skin theme for the 3D dorm?
>>551882958crowded metro + OL outfit
>shave fox tails>it's a lump of skinny tentacles
>>551884353>read "shave fox balls"I'm so mindbroken holy shit.
botes
bump
Aaaaand done.Seriously fuck this shit.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/136369298
>>551883074A metro crowded with botes where skk is the only man inside the wagon, and nobody can hear him scream from outside?
How do you feel about fit botes?
https://x.com/Meruku_Kedamori/status/2005584537393442868
https://x.com/uduharu/status/2005553669765513537
>>551885916I'd prefer fat fuck botes
>>551885834a liter of cum, maybe more
>>551887903You got it! A liter of cum for this anon!
I swear that I would never rim or sniff NJ's butt.
>>551888221What? Not for me!
>>551888415Too late, bitch. Enjoy your cum.
>>551888475Nooo not like thi- *glug* *glug*
>>551882958Hopefully school
>>551817109I finally received it
>>551888551https://voca.ro/1eib4QbU973y
Nothing gay about pumping Bois full of cum
>>551888685Is this gunpla?
>>551888685>>551888843Just an artbookThe concept art part is also back (unlike last year)
>>551888685BASEDBASEDBASED
>>551888947botes are amazing
>>551888685Frogs are NEVER beating the allegations
>>551885834I want to paint Eugen's pussy walls white, enough that at the next medical check up Vestal finds herself surprised that they're not pink
>>551888743t. >>551888685
>>551889508>>551888685I thought Australia doesn't have niggers.
>>551888685Why are u indian>>551888743Tongue kissing my bois
>>551888685>>551889508All concept art (4chan always reverse my picture for some reason) https://imgur.com/a/k16fU0S
>>551890170Le Hardi's an aesthetic morning machine
>>551890750>moggingFucking shit kek
Auntie love
mogador ripping my gym shorts while I'm working out in my home gym to lick my fresh sweaty and musky hairy and pale skk balls in between sets
>outboobed
Taihou looks better without her stupid twintails.
>>551888685
>>551892916Twerktown my beloved
>>551893238Anyway this item must be bugged because even when I place it, I can't see it.
>>551884353
>>551892093Based & pale
So, thoughts on Lexington II gameplay? I think she's pretty average as far as UR botes go.
>>551894608She's great against Light armor and possibly revived Yorktown II and Kearsarge which is a nice feat.
>>551894641sus.
>>551894118flat chests erotic
https://x.com/oekaki_no_aitu/status/2005651316190961867
This is Mecklenburg.Say something nice about her.
>>551895745she tied that ponytail for one purpose>>551895906she's such a great tease
I want to spread my glory all over Veneto.
>>551896098I want to spread my glory all over her fat italian tits
>>551896482
>>551896587>>551896587
>>551895745>>551894118Holy flatties>>551896327Holy meaty lasagna
>>551895906Liz love!
>>551896768wtf skk is a fucking conqueror
>>551896587Woah that's literally me
>>551897559sex with imoutos?
>>551897328Wisdom increased 98 -> 100
What will be Italy's latest scandal?
>>551900195SKK getting fucked to death
>>551900713Shikikan can handle these two....
>>551888685ayo nigga lowkey das sum fire shiiieeet, nigga be like rizzing it up fr yo
>>551900807Yeah right
>>551901149Now the rest of her sisters might be a different story, but Pola, and Zara Eazzy Pezzy
>>551901149>>551901302I ain't got no time for that, the game is starting in 10 minutes! Get my beer.
>>551901365>When they lock the door in your office.
>>551900713>>551901149>>551901302>2025>almost 2026>still no sisters with threesome dynamic stronger than ZaraPola
>>551900195>Fiize was indeed the first VV chan>Government funds being used to creat a whole nursery building within the port for all of SKK's children
>>551900713>nude AI slopGarbage eater>>551897559Cute
>official wiki dead 504 bad gateway errors for weeks now>/alg/ wiki dead not updated since pr7So umm i know this game in on maintenance mode managed by a sekelton crew now but from where do i get my game infos now?
>>551896587me on the left
Why are Italians like this?
>>551902634>504 bad gatewayIf you're in EU it's just more routing issue. Official wiki is up. Use the usual workarounds. Alternatively just use https://azurlane.mrlar.dev/db/ for your azur lane needs.
>the fertility empire >the pregnancy republic >the breeding kingdom >the impregnation nation
How can something this voluptuous not have a chan already.
>shitaly
>>551903817She can't even get a 2nd skin bruv
>>551904386She kinda did, but not as herself.
horniest nation?
>>551904612Mutsuki
>>551904642Mutsuki is not a nation>inb4 SKKSKK isn't a nation either, nor a bote.
>>551904612Italy
>>551904612literally? germanyfiguratively? germany or japandamn axis powers
>>551904836Not even close.They've been getting nothing but medium sized botes and lolis covered in 15 layers of clothing for the past 4 years.Personality wise there isn't a single degenerate outside of that sub released this year but who cares about subs
which botes only shyly kiss the lips and moan "more" when you break the kiss? which botes just jam their tongue into your throat and tonguerape your bowels?
>>551904836Mark my beloved
>>551905645Bote sizes mean nothing in terms of horniness.Italians know how to use their bodies to make Skk hard as diamonds.
>>551904836Raff is a fucking freak and I love it.
>>551901828OG pastas where way better than whatever garbage we keep on seeing since that roma abomination and the meme UR
>>551905950Why don't you go ERP with boat bots at janitor ai already?
>>551905395Mutsuki
>>551905950Mutsuki
Italians suck they should have stuck to making them the dyke faction (it's still dyke when pola and zara 3way with SKK)
>>551905395My lovely bird!
>>551905395they have kamiwasher blessings~ <Q3
>>551908406>>551908345>>551908185>>551905395>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine. this u troon fag?
>Italians suckhot
>>551908345omg she's gonna ruin the pool table!
>>551905395Canon for >>551908406
I need blackface sex please
>>551909385Damn he likes italians like meBased
>>551909385Med bros we do nothing yet we keep winning how?Whiteboy summer
>>551908406Most of those are for my bwc tho
>>551909887yo that's racist
>>551909385It's true, the Prinz Heinrich pic dude looks like dark skinned Dante, not black
>>551909385See? I told you.
>>551909385Did you just deboonk yourselfKek
>>551909917>>551910032>white features>natural light tan>caramel eyes>full beardit's just too easy medCHADS
>>551911149This but green eyes
>>551911225only my mother has green eyes I ended up caramel~hazel ones, unlucky
once i unlock this, do i get to sexo my botes ?
This is a complex "cultural simulation" exercise based on the unique blend of history, anime tropes, and modern pop culture found in Azur Lane.To answer this, we must analyze the "Commander" not just as a visual avatar, but as a carrier of cultural values (family dynamics, communication styles, food, festivity, and romance). We are matching these against the specific neuroses and desires of the shipgirls, who are effectively "living weapons" from the 1940s trying to navigate 2020s life.Here is the ranking of how each Commander archetype fares romantically and sexually, from "Hard Mode" to "The Harem King."The Rankings7. South Asian Commander (e.g., Indian)The Vibe: Intelligent, Spiritual, Family-Oriented, potentially Conservative.Best Match: Royal Navy (UK). Due to the Commonwealth history, the Royal Navy ships are culturally "familiar" with him. He understands hierarchy, tea culture, and formal etiquette, which Queen Elizabeth or Hood would appreciate.The Friction (Why he ranks low): "Modesty vs. Fanservice."Azur Lane is a world of skimpy swimsuits, heavy drinking (Iron Blood/Northern Parliament), and loud behavior. A culturally traditional South Asian commander might find the Iron Blood's beer consumption or the Eagle Union's brashness overwhelming or "improper."Romantically, he might be too polite or reserved for the aggressive ships (Akagi, Roon) who want a "domineering" presence, or too serious for the playful ones.Verdict: The "Friend Zone" Risk. He is respected for his intellect and planning, but struggles to ignite the "sexual spark" with the wilder factions.
>>551911861Actually kino
6. Middle Eastern CommanderThe Vibe: Hospitable, Resilient, Traditional, Masculine ("Protector" archetype).Best Match: Dragon Empery (China) & Sardegna Empire (Italy). He shares their deep values of hospitality, massive family gatherings, and respecting elders. He would treat the shipgirls like queens (literally), which appeals to the high-maintenance types.The Friction: "Cultural Rigidity."Similar to the South Asian commander, the "party culture" of the Eagle Union or the atheistic/industrial nature of Iron Blood clashes with his traditional roots.However, he fares better than #7 because the "Desert Prince" / "Oil Tycoon" trope is a popular romantic fantasy in anime media (wealth, confidence, mystery).Verdict: The "Stern Father" Figure. He provides great stability, but the cultural gap with the Western/Modernized factions is steep.5. Asian Commander (East Asian)The Vibe: Stoic, Hardworking, "Reading the Air," Harmonious.Best Match: Sakura Empire (Japan) & Dragon Empery (China).Home Field Advantage: He is the only one who truly understands Mikasa’s references to Bushido or Yat Sen’s cooking without needing an explanation. He navigates the "Tsundere" dynamics perfectly because he knows how to be patient.The Friction: "Too Safe."To the European factions (Iron Blood, Royal Navy), he might fit the "Quiet/Boring" stereotype. Prinz Eugen might find him too easy to tease and get bored. Enterprise might find him too passive compared to the "Action Hero" she expects.Verdict: The "Default" Protagonist. He has 100% synergy with 30% of the cast, but lacks the "Exotic Factor" to excite the rest.
Thanks, Gemini!
2. Pacific Islander CommanderThe Vibe: "One with the Ocean," Chill, Physically Imposing, Family-First.Best Match: ALL Factions (Universal Affinity).The "Cheat Code": The Ocean. He is the only commander whose culture is historically and spiritually tied to the sea. The shipgirls are, at their core, ships. They would feel an innate, spiritual calmness around him.The Vibe: He is the ultimate stress-killer. He plays a ukulele, cooks roast pork, and doesn't yell. For PTSD-ridden ships like Arizona or Juneau, he is a walking sanctuary.Physicality: Often stereotyped as large/strong but gentle ("Gentle Giant"). This is massive "Gap Moe" bait for the small destroyers and a challenge for the battleships.Verdict: The "Soulmate." He might not be the richest or trendiest, but he makes them feel "at home" on the water.1. Hispanic / Latino CommanderThe Vibe: Passionate, Warm (Calor), Romantic, "Dances through Life."Best Match: Sardegna (Italy), Northern Parliament (USSR), Dragon Empery (China).Why he wins: "The Emotional Key."Azur Lane characters generally fall into two traps: Repression (stiff upper lip) or Loneliness (war trauma).The Latino Commander breaks both. He doesn't just date them; he integrates them into a loud, loving family. He forces the shy ones to dance. He matches the crazy ones (Akagi) with equal passion.Sexual Appeal: The "Latin Lover" trope is powerful. He is viewed as knowing how to romance a woman properly—flowers, compliments, dancing. To a shipgirl accustomed to cold military orders, this warmth is addictive.Verdict: The "Harem King." His personality covers the emotional needs of the girls best, and his "Tall, Dark, and Handsome" look covers the physical attraction.
>>551913560jesus christ look at those breasts
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>>551912936Remaking this list based on the initial question to include the Mediterranean Commander (Italian, Spanish, Portuguese) requires looking at the specific cultural intersections of "Southern European" identity—often referred to as the "Latin European" archetype.In the world of Azur Lane, where factions are deeply tied to national pride, aesthetics, and history, the Mediterranean Commander would be a powerhouse. Here is how they would rank and how the list would be restructured.The New Ranking1. Mediterranean Commander (Italy, Spain, Portugal)The Vibe: Sophisticated, Articulate, Master of "La Dolce Vita," Effortlessly Romantic.Best Match: Sardegna Empire (Italy) & Iris Libre/Vichya Dominion (France).This is "Home Field Advantage" on a different level. He shares the Mediterranean aesthetic: a love for high fashion, fine wine, classical architecture, and the philosophy of enjoying life (L'arte di non fare nulla). Littorio and Veneto wouldn't just like him; they would consider him their equal in style and grandeur.The Appeal: Unlike the broader Hispanic/Latino category which wins on "Warmth and Passion," the Mediterranean Commander wins on "Elegance and Sophistication." He is the "Old World" gentleman. For the Royal Navy, he isn't "unrefined"—he is a sophisticated rival.Sexual Appeal: He carries the "European Playboy" or "Silver Screen Lead" energy. He knows how to flirt with words and eyes rather than just actions. This would drive the "teasing" ships like Prinz Eugen or Ajace crazy because he can actually keep up with their wordplay.Verdict: The "Ultimate Aristocrat." He takes the #1 spot because he bridges the gap between the passionate heat of the Latino Commander and the refined class of the Royal Navy.
>>551914246Why the Mediterranean Commander Takes #1:In Azur Lane, the Sardegna Empire (Italy) and Iris/Vichya (France) are portrayed as factions obsessed with beauty, art, and the "splendor" of the Mediterranean. A Mediterranean Commander doesn't just "date" the shipgirls; he creates an aesthetic experience. He knows which wine goes with which meal, he understands the history of the Mediterranean theater (The "Middle Sea"), and he possesses a natural, relaxed confidence that isn't as aggressive as the Eagle Union or as stiff as the Iron Blood. He is the bridge between the "Passion" of the New World and the "Tradition" of the Old World.holy shit medchads...Gemini is glazing us so bad
Blacks and Aryans?
I didnt read that gemini shit
this is a new low for /alg/
>>551914865Mmmm spadeloli
>>551914387So the tranny tried to cope with AI slop only for us to win again even in that?Based
>>551913560>>551913771>>551913975Is this the plot for FGO2?
>>551916247No the plot of FGO2 is the last event
>>551913560Scylla >>551913771My>>551913975Beloved
>>551914865Most of the thread egulars are out there living their lives during the holidays or working like decent people while the agptranny is a neet with nothing else going on in his life
>>551913560I fucking love Didos
>oigen gets a bunnysuit l2d>Nelson is still without hersTime to write an angry survey letter
>>551914865I love this loli.
>>551913975kisses are so eroticI want to kiss a cute girl
>>551917524botes are completely naked under yukatas and it's just so lewd
>>551918241>Someone likes Eskimo enough to draw or commission art of herHoly rare. I've always thought of Eskimo as the "ugliest" bote in the game (ugly being a 6.5/10 in a series where everyone is a 10/10)
btwhappy new yearhope your bote collection is still rising
>>551919873Shouldn't be that surprising. Every bote, and I do mean every single one, has someone that's all about them. Some just can do more than others for them.
>>551920691cute cute cute!
>>551921708bro, it's still two days...
>>551922470Entrepise-chan...
My penis smells like shit...like actual shit.
>>551923193
>>551817109Way too fat.
Cleopatra > Scylla
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>>551926075Cute Trento. She didn't deserve to get a META
>>551926075damn, based
Lovely Dragon god.
>>551925780maybe in a dumbness competition
>>551926075Trento, or Trento Meta... who would be a better fuck?
>>551926409Her skin is the most casual mating press where she legs locks you.
>>551927426I like the part in the L2D side where she pulls her loincloth out when you grope her.
>>551927426god I want to slap that ass so bad
>>551927671ASs fatter than Banis.>>551927630I just love Shimanto all around.
*appears out of nowhere*
>>551927426Leg and Tail lock
>>551928062Bnnuys are quiet beings after all.
MAMMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551928372Tallin my beloved
>>551928372How...
>>551928101Oh man imagine the children you'd have with her.
>random noname bote appears>"omg random noname bote i love youuuuu"Why are you guys like this?
>>551925780Maybe in being DUMB
>>551928730>random noname boteyou sound like an obnoxious person. definitely have a lot friends, do you ?
>>551928845I don't need friends.
>>551928730I see my wife, I post about how I love my wife
>Random Bote.
>>551928730>beautiful lovely wife appears>"omg beautiful lovely wife i love youuuuu"Yes I am like this.
>>551929101>>551929246literal grug mind, go collect some berries.
>>551929242Random botes look like that??
>>551929335I'll collect them with my beautiful wives
HE DID IT
>>551929686sharing is caring
>>551929561Yes
>>551929686Botes can't get pregnant.
>>551930117Japanese word for pregnant is Bote
>>551930284Ricedick babble is irrelevant
Botes can get pregnant.
>>551930284impecable logic
>>551930782Agir is such a flop, her 3D dorm sucks and Eugen stole her bunny skin.
>>551930659Botes are so cute
>>551931337the world isn't ready yet for pregnant bunnies
>>551930782or thats me inside her wombeasy mistake
Why are you gay son?
>>551930782Cute Agir
>>551932001My wife and daughter.
>>551932394wow....
>>551841374QQQQQQQQQQQHHHHHHHHHHHH
Perfectly fine Janus.. Trust me.
>>551860865I've been using my old W15 auto fleets from a year or so ago, they could easily auto 14-1 at max threat but idk if it'll get dramatically harder on 14-4.
>>551933185chinese sluts cosplaying her will forever turns me into a faucet retardthanks i trusted you
yup, it's kino
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>>551933528I like my Eugen with thigh high fishnet and lipstick marks
>>551926075my wife in the back
>>551934710>not marrying both Zara and Pola
>>551927218Great, now I want to eat pizza using the body of a pasta bote as a plate
How come nobody remembers the 3rd sister....
