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>>551825614>shaves>carolShe has the biggest bush in town, you stupid fuck. Toriel would be the one shaving.
JOIN JACKNOW NOW
thrivin'>>551826024today i play minceraft instead of jackbox or forbidden game
>>551826024I don't like this game
>>551824791>>551825945>>551826079KYOOOT we need to update the /utg/ cat catalog
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
metal husband
>>551826260suggest what game you DO like
everybody likes quiplash
Tenna LOVE
>>551826360Nta but i like the alien one
>>551825995toriel does NOT shave her house is full of her own goat fur and she's the only monster in that housemeanwhile carol's house is immaculate cold and clean just like her pussy
Carol often walks in on Kris in the bathroom or changing and tells Kris to settle down she changed their diapers.
It's too late for me to play but I hope you have fun
Carol gets her bush shaved into a heart shape and you're a fucking retard for not knowing this
this is pain
This IS Toby Foxhttps://youtu.be/v2tvuOK15yA?si=7Bbh22frdezjtm8B
>>551827049clearly she gets it shaven into a snowflake you IDIOT
Why does this general love talking about pubes?
>>551827049>>551827193>not a christmas tree
blud has no clue what hes doing up here
Hooman!
What would you do if you were talking to Kris but noticed they had faves colored pubes stuck in their teeth?
>>551827243she gets it shaven and dyed to look like a santa hat atop her pussy lips then when she makes (You) eat her out she lets out a deep "ho ho ho"
>>551827484ask them is someone has been inappropriate with them and encourage them to tell a trusted adult
Pubes are already gross but stray pubic hairs anywhere on someone's face or even inside of someone's mouth makes me want to throw up
>>551827230Rainforest pussy game, rainforest pussy general
Radical feminist Deltarune
Fave's long, combed, and styled pubic hair.
The one thing I do not miss about old neo /utg/ was racist Toriel/ligger posting
>>551827230/utg/'s favorite topics>Porn>Twitter/thread drama>Pubic hair>Circumcision>Faves
>>551827974the only time i laughed is when someone said nigger and someone replied "toriel ralsei is just wearing a hat"
>>551827553Kris is always welcome to sit on Santa's lap
>>551826279BLACKENED SKIES TOWER ABOVEhttps://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKMhttps://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKMhttps://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM
I wanna sell my soul to Chara and hope I can be less horny by the new year?
>>551827875queen decorating noelle's room based on her search history and it includes women on skateboards who are naked except for wearing backwards caps
>>551827974moms cant even be racist so
>>551825889
>>551828137tf is all this shit
>>551828021Really it’s just that you can make a bingo sheet of sex-adjacent topics because sex is stimmies for autists
Soulja boy tell em
>>551828521YOOOOOOUUUUUU!
what if fave superman'd that ho?
>>551828359…………………………..sweet capn cakes……………………………..
>>551828474this but worded more politely
>>551828137This seriously sucks
what if fave spider-man'd that ho?
>>551828902this but worded more harshly
>>551828161>>551827875please stop vagueposting about me.
>>551828474>>551828842>>551828902>>551829020It's a collaborative Magma to let anons redraw Hometown map. The real map is underneath at half opacity so you have guidelines.
Have a happy Spamtenna New Year!
I should be doing something productive... but fuck that! VIDEO GAMES!
my hairline is thinning
Think I'm gonna kill my faveCause a little fave-cideStick around for a coupleWhat a scandal if they dieYeah, I'm gonna kill my faveGet a little headline newsI'd like to see what people on the state of /utg/ news
good evening i love them
>>551829074how the heck are you a radfem yet you use 4chan
puter wives for everyone!
>>551829309fosters home for damaged weirdos
>>551828137>magma and jackbox at the same timedumbass
>>551829564>planktonposting
I cant decide whether fave should live or die
>>551829309Most people on here are like Tumblr refugees aren't they
>>551827591Why not?
>>551829309My opinions are like those political compass memes where theyre all warped and folding in on themselves. I also don't respect any of you and can handle seeing nonowords and bad opinions on here all day
>>551829105use dht blockers
>>551829759based
>>551829687Life or Death for BerryFave?
>>551829564Yippee!
My political beliefs are that if someone disagrees with me it should legal to kill them and feed their corpse to the dogs
>>551829775I don't take that shit, Joe Rogan. Stop telling me to take things.
>>551829970i take dht blocks and dbol and my hairs fine
>>551829687oh fave will probably go to heavendon't you hang your head and cry
>>551829946We know Queen
Withered KrautToy NumbersPhantom FobbyNightmare TemfagFuntime TasquefagRockstar BerdFagScrap ArtschizoGlamrock Doomer
>>551830191>voiceanon on the phone >HELLO!? HELLO?
>>551829910I could barely recognize Chara here, damn.
>>551830191If you have seen any of these missing people, please contact your local authorities.Several are considered to be armed and dangerous.
>>551830191fuck if I knew how to code this would be a hilarious fnaf fangame idea
sex with kris
/utg/
>>551830325It's a little trio of things the artist did. Probably had My Life as a Teenage Robot as inspiration.
>>551830719>Not being normal about KrisHow the fuck is anyone supposed to be normal about this... thing?
The UT/DR, TADC, FNF, FNAF, Roblox and Vivziepop fan overlap.
>>551830191>not on heream... am i the night guard? or would that be fave? anon? what mechanics would be in the forbidden five nights at utg>>551830480i have the power but this feels a touch Too self-referential._
>>551830954You forgot homestuck.
>>551830954crazy how i like only one of these things
>>551830954I like it, I like it, I have never played it but I like Parappa, I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it
>>551829946How I feel about Berdlyfags
>>551831048>i have the power but this feels a touch Too self-referential._Thats what makes it funny
>>551830954you forgot kingdom hearts
>>551830954fnaf is the only good one and even that is just mid
>>551829105I wish my hairline would thin faster because I love the tactile sensation of rubbing my fingies against perfectly smooth flesh
>>551831048you arent there because you arent a threadshitter. you can be the night guard or whatever>>551830954crazy how i hate all of these things
>>551830954I am not a fan of any of these outside deltarune
>>551830954Mega cursed individuals sit in that overlap.
>>551830954Groomers paradise
>>551829946This is how I feel about a lot of politicians.
>>551831092We have the same taste, let's have sex
I'm extremely bored but also don't really want to do anything.
>>551831317I've actually never seen or heard any groomer allegations out of the TADC camp but then I barely user Tw*tter nowadays and I'll be damned if I go anywhere near Tumblr so maybe I missed on seeing the 800th Jax-kinnie pedophile Google doc or whatever.
>>551831214just shave your head
>>551831410no, I'm saving myself for fave
My pubic hair is thinning
>>551831317Been spendin' most their livesLivin' in a groomer's paradise
>>551831517play jackbox nigga its easy
PROBABILITY OF "Tobornottob" FROM "/utg/ Jackbox" BEING PARASOCIALLY OBSESSED WITH TOBY FOX: 90%
Tenna fumbled
>deltarune/undertale fanart enters my timeline>people are having a collective freakout over someone drawing sexy slutty adult/noelle charaEvery single time
>>551830954I should be autistic or a furry considering I like 3 of those
>>551831807Miami Vice Spamton. I feel like the fujos on here should have been playing vice city and not me.Also dont play vice city it fucking sucks by todays standards.
>>551831835>ugh Carol/Dess is right there??!?1
>>551831517Try write something about your favorite character, it's really fun I promise!
>>551831807His wooden puppet dick is holey with woodlice, ladies
Spamturd fumbled
>>551831875you ARE autistic and a furry
>>551830954>UTDRMostly for Queen, Spamton and Tenna>TADCIts ok>FNFIt was a very brief phase I wanted to have sex with Whitty>FNAFI watch Markiplier's FNAF playlist every year during October>RobloxNo.>VivzieslopI am mostly just there for the ride to see how much worse things can getHonorary mention to Homestuck which I like more than UTDR overall
>>551831968I already wrote today, and honestly it wasn't that much. My brain is so empty right now that I don't even know what to write about.
>>551832061But I don't wanna fuck a goat :(>>551831950Isn't Dess like 13 or something when she got disappeared
uhh was that the real t*mfag? please tell me its a falseflagger
I actually still like FNAF 1 a lot
>>551831807>>551832026they fumbled each other
Tenna eats a wedding cake every night to make up for the wedding he never had with Spamton
>>551832246fnaf1 is the only truly good one with a strong clean throughline and purpose
>>551832313Only spamlard fumbled
>>551832461but they're both sexy
>>551830741Yeah, it just really looks like Asriel.
welcome to faves jr i love you
>>551831835>adult/noelle charaDifference between adult Chara and Noelle Chara?
>>551832515No, only one is and it's not Spambrap
For the obligatory drawing game do you want champ'd up or civic doodle? (or tee k.o.)
>“oh god yes!!!!! fill me up daddyyyy!!!!!!” i yell as fave pours me a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea
>>551830191something funny happens if you google "toy bonnie"
>>551832731tee k.o.
deltaruneits got what plants crave
>>551830191Im glad I will never become a thread personality
There's a freeze coming to my state again I can't fucking wait to lose power for like a weekSaid fave
Okay quick question about fibbage I still don't get it why do you choose twice?Like first you select one sentence and then it takes you to the screen where you can select several at once
>>551832775This goes hard
>>551832718i love them both and would fuck them both and nothing will change that
Spamton is a retardIf he stayed with Tenna he'd be a chapter boss/co-boss instead of optional side content
how the FUCK do people get cleanly shaven? what are they using that i'm not?
>>551832775oh hell yeah this fucking rules thanks for drawing my stupid post
>>551833029based spamtennaenjoyerSCHOLAR
should i just give up and become gay?
>>551832905better stock up on battery banks and hand warmers/blankets/granola since its calorie dense. That reminds me how my family has a generator and never set it up.
>>551832536you fucked it up it's welcome to favestco i love you. brought to you by faves jr
>>551833169You can be bisexual, like Rudy.
>>551832882too late quelchbro
>>551832461Spamtong had no reason to give Tenna SHIT, he was a BIG SHOT and collaborating with Tenna actually put his career at risk. Tenna managed to charm THE Spamton, the man who was at his peak and could've gotten any deals he wanted from ANYONE.All Tenna had to do was keep his mouth shut instead of trying to syphon more and he FAILED, if he didn't get all nosey Spamton still would've loved him. Chronic fumble, a fall worse than the Blue Jays at ALCS 2025.
>>551833231I have no luck with women.
>>551833314Pizzapants...
>>551833061I only shave with an electric razor and it's never 100% clean but it's good enough for people
>>551831835I got something real spooky from da scawry interwebz.>>551832519How many pieces was drawn of Chara trying to rip out hearts? Did Kano become a meme I didn't know about? Or just that artist's thing? (I have other pieces where they're more tender with the heart/frisk)
>>551833293Spamton isn't a helpless child, he had the capacity to not be charmed by Tenna. Tenna isn't even charming from a business standpoint since by the time the laptop was introduced to the house the TV was becoming obsolete, and STILL Spamton decided to sign the contract. Plus now we have context that Mike told Tenna and probably Spamton that it was a bad idea.
>>551833217im killing myself on favestagram live now
>>551833169I tried that but I couldn't even get any cute femboys on grindr just Walmart dudes
That's not how you spell 'enema'
>>551833682i was rushing ok
>>551833524yeah but the people who do get 100% clean shaves, what are they using?
I wish I was horny for spamton or tenna so I could horny post about fave without people knowing who i am
>>551833563Who is mike.... Who is he??
What if the Knight is Kris's soul piloting the vessel we made at the start of the game.
>>551833810Lil bro is shy on 4chan
Fave spent years trying to make a video game while ignoring other life stuff in the process. After 4 years, they don't have anything to show for it.Fave is a failure.
>>551833810just hornypost about fave then change the name to spamton or tenna
>>551833810i would still horny post for them even if it would be recognizable
>>551834020Tennas uhhh sexy furry spider legs
>>551833563He signed the deal after Tenna did a bunch of "sweet talking"(AKA lie). Keep in mind that Spamton DID know it was a bad idea this whole time and refused multiple times prior. Only relenting under the false promise that Tenna would help him if the worst possible outcome did happen.This isn't a case of 'Tenna was more at fault in the relationship", they were both toxic and greedy. I'm saying Tenna is the fumbler, it was his own PROACTIVE actions that lost him Spamton.
>>551834151Go on...
>>551833964toby tried several times to make games before undertale
Would Noelle try to see if Dess was dead by talking to her with a ouija board?
i like the idea that throughout chapter 3 ramb was constantly hyping himself up and trying to get ready to go secret boss schizo mode but he just kept spaghettying and engaging in relatively normal conversation with Kris because he was fucking up his opportunities. then he turns to stone before he gets his chance to be awesome and memorable and hes like well shit
>>551826279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeq3nRhIczsThis song has a lot of Undertale references, so I assume some talented JP artist will draw Frisk or Chara as Miku here sooner or later.
>>551834209He uhhh weaves a beautiful web with them. to attract prey so he can suck them dry through his nose
>>551834387Nature is beautiful...
>>551834365he was practicing his lines in front of a mirror then realized he forgot the shadow crystal on the dresser, and before he could press play on his boss theme, kris already made a beeline to the game room
>>551833810you and me both anon
>>551834165>Only relenting under the false promise that Tenna would help him if the worst possible outcome did happen.when the fuck was this stated?
>>551834521He's literally me
i'm also drinking tea right now
i care more about finding out who ramb is than mike (just the microphone in castle town) or the knight (either dess or a mother-daughter team of dess+carol)
what the fuck is pluribus
i just realized that if you stick the "ol" in carol next to each other it looks like "card" so "card kingdom" is sort of like "carol kingdom"
>>551834839Ramb is a power strip...
>>551833934I do it too much and i want people to like me>>551834020its just not the same...
y the fuck is somebodys mom running the town?
Describe your latest nightmare Ice-E
>>551835061favepost from your heart it dont matter if people like you or shart
>>551834585>it took a little sweet talk>but just when I had finally, finally?The "finally" part implies it took him multiple times to convince Spamton and that it was a difficult endeavor
Ramb did got get his licence for the shadow cyrstal in time.
>>551835061i already don't like you but you should post whatever you want
>>551835085SHADOW BONNIELLE
did ramb get his license for lice?
>>551835172not that part.>he false promise that Tenna would help him if the worst possible outcome did happen.When were such promises shown?
https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwchampd up
box mettaton is sexier than mettaton ex
>>551834165Yeah, it's hard to blame Spamton here when he was actually being selfless for once.>>551835312>"I could have helped him! I WOULD have! We could've been big TOGETHER!" (from the newsletter video)Doesn't necessarily mean that's what Tenna told Spamton on that day, but "sweet talk" does imply something to that effect, and Spamton was clearly reluctant to do it.
ffs join the FUCKING game you CUNTS
>>551835448shut up papyrus
>>551835471sorry i had to massage spammy's folds
Bratty being turned into an origami frog after a truck tire falls onto her head at a local Pep Bros
>>551834165Tenna wanted Spamton to sign the contract so he benefited from any popularity Spamton brought him. There was no "worst possible outcome" discussed other than Mike telling Tenna this vaguely and Tenna ignoring it, it was always a contract about becoming a bigger shot. But yes, Tenna did fumble by caring more about the phone than Spamton when Spamton ran away.
>>551835134sure thing, ripped out straight from my dream journal>14/12/2025 - I was at a fancy family dinner screaming and killing myself against everything that could end my life. Nobody gave a shit and ate while I cried and ripped my body across the floor and got spiked over fences and crashed into walls and had my eyes blow up in my eyesockets. The dream ended after a kid pushed me into a ventilation system, where I crashed into a wrench and a toolbox and got electrocuted below the vent and died.i wish i could tell you the one from last night but i don't often remember my nightmares i just wake up screaming in horror, if i remember them i write them down otherwise i just write down that i don't remember
>>551835220I was going to say you don't even know who I am but I believe you
>>551835471i cant im about to cook dinnerfor 1 :(
>>551835448100% true
>>551835448axis was mettaton's biggest simp but when he went ex axis immediately lost his boner and unsubbed
>>551835471 ill join after this round
What is the point of the Spamtenna storyline? Like what does this reveal about the wider narrative in Deltarune or other relationships in the game?
>>551831804nah i'm not a tobystalker if that's what you're suggesting.
>>551835037more like a power stripper HEH
>>551835448
>>551835809they represent kris and whoever roped kris into the knight conspiracy/soul contract
>>551835471i have to be up for work at 4am so i need to get ready to sleep
there will be a point in chapter 5 where the team realizes they need to learn something about the knight that only tenna would know, so they have to break into mettaton's house while he's watching it in a stealth section to steal his tv (susie leaves a note that they'll bring him back)
>>551835809the point isn't that they were together but that they broke up because of Something. you're meant to read between the lines and figure out what happened that led to spamton going schizo, you're meant to figure out what was helping spamton become so powerful, you're meant to think about the light world history of the items interacting and what that means when contrasted against darkners like king and queen who similarly know eachother and interact despite living in different locations
>>551835448YESS YESS YESSSS!!! When I first played undertale I HATED Mettaton ex because box Mettaton was hotter to me. I hated that ex got all the fanart
>>551835809spamton sees himself in kristenna is a representation of kris's life frozen in time players want to place all the blame of shit like weird route on one entity the same way people blame spamtenna drama on FRIEND
>>551836090this would be extra kino if mettaknight/mettafakeknight was real
>>551835809Fujobux
do we all type like this now
>>551836321yes we are sans undertalhuuh hu hhuhuhuhhu uhuuhuhuh uhu hu hu
>>551835085I love spooky Noelles
>>551836218>>551835748>>551835448you guys are lying and faking being objectum for clout because I never see anyone posting or drawing box hole
https://voca.ro/1ibTCw9FbgYVWhat is Flowey talking bout bro
>>551836218i hate mettaton in general
>>551836364ok burgerpants
>>551836321er er er er er er er er er er>>551836364>objectumback in my day it was called objectophilia and it had a good thread on /trash/
What if pippinses were real
>>551836527they'd look like this probably
>>551836602I’d sex her
>>551836364i direct most of my energy to posting spamtenna nowadays but i assure you i prefer box mettaton
It only dawned on me recently but were those two video bits in the newsletters supposed to be snippets of what happens if you give Tenna away or not post chapter 4 or is Mister Tobert just being a little silly
>>551836527I…. Look like this?
i dont want to fight jackenstein again it takes too long AAAAAAAAAA
>>551836778they are chapter 5 scenes that take place in castle town. the 2nd one is what happens if you leave tenna in castletown, so that's why he's able to enter the room, otherwise you get the acid juice sipping scene
Bratty being forced to eat rice cakes in a Batman interrogation
>>551836848YOUR A FAG
>>551836848
>>551836848excuse me whats your reasoning again?
>>551836875>I have to redo chapter 4 again
>>551837061*laminates this post with the anon in it to put on my wall*
>>551836897>>551836962>>551837061HES A GOD DAMN HYPOCRITE THERES NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN A HYPOCRITE
>>551835312Until we get more information, this is what we have to work with. Contextually, it makes sense that Spamton didn't want to share his secret until he believed he and Tenna were above god and could go against "the rules" without facing consequences for it.>>551835637I mean, yeah. But it feels more interesting to read it as both men being punished for their hubris and for thinking they were above god. Instead of both of them being clueless about a super powerful eldritch being controlling everything behind the scenes. Like, Spamton definitely sold his soul to the Devil, and Tenna desperately wanted to offer his own soul to get what he wants too.Anyways my initial point was that Spamton was above Tenna's league and had no real reason to be with Tenna besides just wanting to. Tenna is the fumbler because all he had to do was be more considerate of Spamton and not fuck it up.
>>551837213your taking too long is taking too long
>>551835809Joke answer: Divorce is a major theme of UTDRReal answer: The desire to get bigger, stronger, "realer" in a misguided attempt to reach the freedom and invincibility that seems to only be afforded to those who fit the mold of "successful adult," the "big shots" of the world, is a major theme of UTDR and Tenna and Spamton show how that desire can fuck you up and fuck up those around you too.
i need to get tag teamed by spamton and tenna
>>551835686Did you really feel all the pain in your nightmare? You must have a vivid imagination
i need to get Crash Tag Team Racing'd
fave can't stop having a few shots of wihskey to drive the coldness away
i need to get fave a cute new hat
https://voca.ro/1gW9y6aKb9kn
I had a dream recently where there were bumblebees living on my asscheeks and pants but when I woke up my ass was clean and dry
>>551836364>holeThat defeats the point, I want to dry hump box Mettaton's hard edges. I'm just not really into hornyposting in general.
fave will never get that boner
Join jackbox next game or I will give you niggas a haircut and make you look like a well groomed gentleman on their way to a job interview
>>551836364it's not about his hole it's about him vibrating his robot body on my pussy
Who is the Everyman?
Spamton wanted to be Big and made a deal with the devil that fucked absolutely everything up and he ran away to become a horrid little wretchTenna wanted to be be Big too and fucked things up as a result but ultimately really would have helped Spamton if he hadn't run awayKris wanted to be Big and did Something that fucked absolutely everything up and ran way (from life, society, friends and family) to become a horrid little wretch??? wanted to be Big too and fucked things up as a result but ultimately really would have helped Kris if they hadn't run away
>>551837452mike…
https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwJOIN CHAMPED UPFYFG
>>551837632I can tell you’re a thread shitter
If Mettaton was one of those robots with a security camera head, I would be all over him. Something about humanoid robot with non-humanoid head really gets me going.
>>551837871i went to make a sandwich, i'm sorry
>>551837735In my case it was pushing out dried-glue consistency pus from my dick at a languid pace while the guy I fell asleep on call with tried to tell me to go to the hospital—I was more focused on cleaning the puss off my bed with tissue
JOIN YOU FUCKS
>>551838028Kris hasn't reached the horrid little wretch stage yet, and (You) are the Tenna. Final answer.
I would like alphys/mettaton more if he was just the box form. they just look better together like that. looksmatched.
>>551838114>four bodies on me,>i got a gal begging for brain, she a zombie,>i'm twisting her every which way like she gandhi >i pop me a bottle and then i go mobbing
>>551835809Basically what >>551836136 said, and how their breakup represents the falling out of a bunch of Lightner relationships. Kris and Noelle growing distant, Asriel losing Dess, Asriel going to college, Toriel and Asgore's divorce, Rudy being hospitalized and away from his family, the Dreemurrs and Holidays no longer being close knit in general, etc. Deltarune is sort of all about failed/fading relationships and it's also about creating new relationships with people you didn't expect.
>>551837735whats up with you and bees man, are you the one whos been doing all the goddamn beeposting lately
>>551838158noh~
God I missed my mean TV husband so much
>>551838452What about box Mettaton walking in on Alphys humping an EX prototype and deciding to watch
>>551826279Power Berdly
Did Temfag actually become more active on jackbox, complinent pippins OCs and reply to fujos in a non-hostile way? Or was he murdered and someone's skinwalking him now?
>>551838726i'd read that fic
>>551838814I got better
>>551838702this but unironically
>>551838814lil slugger procedure
>>551838814Masking yourself for manipulation is a common sociopath trait
>>551837117We don't know if giving him to Mettaton will give us even stronger Spamtenna fanservice scenes, so hold out until the chapter is out.
Fave is uncomfortable at their desk no matter how they sit
>>551838814Still not joining the jackbox
>>551839031fuck... the conniving manipulative bastard genius known as Temfag is going to woo the impressionable /utg/ fujos and abuse them...
>>551838726hot but id like to see her get fucked by the big grey square too
>>551839195you should probably get a better chair
>>551839265id rather not become obese
https://voca.ro/1lSi8GlJlceU
>>551838814hey nuancefag here i fucked him in the ass and that fixed him. youre welcome everybody
>>551838814you guys always say this them he goes on a schizo meltdown all over again. you're a fool
>>551839031I don't think he's a master manipulator. I think he just did this.
Stimpy is a cat btw
>>551839363wow temfag really was nuanced after all!
>>551839330why did you shove the mic up your ass
>>551836875>otherwise you get the acid juice sipping sceneWrong, the 2nd scene is a continuation of the acid juice sipping scene. It begins where the previous one ends. Toby says this explicitly:>It's a continuation from last time.
>>551839273The problem isn't the chair, it's the desk, my monitor, and probably the way I sit. Somehow my monitor always feels "off" no matter what I do. I think I should just ignore it bothering me.
>>551839474Is that not what he would do
>>551839330https://voca.ro/19MHB2PVgoz4
tenna is on ozempic, what will he do
>>551839406lmfao
>>551838814Is he no longer seething about dice? What is happening?
>>551839547can you just put it on something to make it higher if the issue is with height?
>>551839437i realized as soon as i hit enter. i was pressed for time.
>>551839584crush the twink ozempic darkner with his fat ass, forcing him to pay for his one-night stand's hospital bills
back when berdshit was really bad in the threads a couple of years ago i wanted to record a vocaroo of me singing to smart race and every lyric would be "fuck off berdshit" but i never committed to it
>>551839605apparently also kraut hates him now
>>551839605As you can see, pippinsposters don't post as often anymore and just stick to whiteboard and minecraft.
Dess gets brought back and all of Susie's friends immediately abandon her because now they have the girl they actually want around back, proving that Susie is just a FUCKING LOSER after all!
>>551839547Get one of these things, make sure it's a good quality one that's super articulated too.
>>551839782Here's a little lesson in trickery...
I for one think temturd can go flush himself. Fuck that guy.
>>551839363That's bullshit, but I believe it
I'm bored
>>551839773I joined the Minecraft and was put in the pippins slums I had to earn my way out…
are we done with jackbox
is minecrap server up
>>551839583I sound like this
>>551839807I got one (two technically) for Christmas and it's great, but I had this issue even before getting it. I think the issue is that it just "feels" off to my brain/eyes and I fuck with it constantly. The monitor being 32 inches isn't very helpful either, it's big and hard to tell if one side is too far away while the other is too close.Also I didn't know articulated also meant "two or more sections connected by a joint".
>>551839909can you make cat rambpins :)
>>551839583Gold!>>551839330Mold...
>>551839932>You can do the one-die roll for the raw chicken, or you can attempt the two-dice roll for the beef.>Here in Pippins civilization, no one chooses to roll for the beef.
>>551839773I would post more often but I've been putting more focus on difficult, more detailed art instead of a bunch of easy sketches lately.
>>551840112yeah hold on I'll draw it
If Susie and Kris didn't have to worry about the Roaring and promises and prophecies and keikakus they'd probably spend all their time messing with the limits of Dark Fountains like if you can open one with a toothpick or if really soft ground like dirt counts as striking the earth or if you can make a fountain with your dick
>>551839605A dicefag running minecraft didnt permaban my ass or constantly kill me so out of respect for that and treating me like an actual person I now view pippinsposters as not being nearly as bad as I did before. I still don't care for pippins ocs but I now just ignore them and am wiling to be civil with them in discussions.
>>551840148Fujo wouldn’t make it to pro level
>>551840107Maybe the problem is your monitor is too big. That used to be the size of a TV screen, maybe your brain thinks you should be at Tv-watching distance.
>>551840048champd up is happening
>>551839769>temfag hates kraut for posting toddlercon>kraut hates temfag for tolerating pippinses
nuancefag won…
>>551840349It sucks because this monitor is great, but I can understand why they're usually 27 inches or less.
>>551840447personally I believe everyone involved in this story should die
I recently caught my dad blasting rope to this wretched lizard whore from Undertale (2016) and he told me it was "perfectly natural under the circumstances" whatever the fuck that means
>>551840264WTF is this... Yippins can't have S....s..... you know....
>551840317This is like when an incel talks to a single woman normally for the first time and he realizes his whole perception of what women were like is wrong.
>>551840629this is what Asriel would be posting on UnderChan if he didn't die
>>551840629This will be an actual traumatic childhood memory in 2030
>>551840317and you still don't know that i'm also a pippinsfag who's defended you in the past when people tried to say artschizo was you
I love meowmeowsAlso Toby is a troll for saying right click wasn't recommended, this shit is infuriating with my microphone
>>551840629Your dad has good taste.
>>551840264bro this is killing me battats head is just stretched out
>>551840828I want to taste Alphys if you know what I mean
>>551840642Pippins just reminded me too much of bronies and sonic ocs and I hate those with a passion aside from the ironic ones. Especially the mlp ocs.I cannot express how much I dislike bronies and how physically repulsed I am by them and how much of how I dress and groom myself is based on how much of a desire I have to not associate or relate to them in any way shape or form. I make sure to put on excessive amounts of deodorant most days among other grooming habits because of how fucking nasty they are.>>551840787Tbh I'm still confused what the fuck that was all about
>>551840787you BETRAYED us dicers you need punishment
>>551840737that post about the kirby pinball music, but it's Alphys
How would you guys feel if you walked out of CVS and Carol was sitting outside in a tanktop + cargo shorts smoking a cigarette, and as you walk past she asks you if you've seen the price of bitcoin lately?
>>551840642we just have to make sure Temfag doesn't accidentally fall in love with one of them and fall even deeper into the incel hole when she rejects him
>>551841014>that post about the kirby pinball music, but it's Alphyswhat? The one that toby copied?
>>551840963Temturd I assume you're the worst caricature of an overweight greasy neckbeard imaginable based on your actions and posts.Get flushed.
what a fucking dicer. like what a fucking toylet what an absolute pipps
>>551841142I had several friendships ruined by some absolute bitch of a woman and I still dislike people like andrew tate so thats not possible.
Like, uh, hey,
dicer is our word you can say dicea
It's not really a fair contest if the guy who's drawing the racist caricatures just up and leaves in the middle of the game.
>>551840963ok it doesn’t seem like bronies are your issue just people not clean like you seem to just be thinking of generic neckbeard which is everywhere.
>>551840636battatyippins dicecest idea:battat and yippins have a sleepover when they're younger leading to them sleeping in the same bed. This is the first time they have shared a bed with someone. The whole night is awkward and this is when both of them realize they are raging homosexuals. Of course, they don't know what these feelings are yet so they become uncomfortable around each other and grow distant. In adulthood yippins tries to reconnect with battat but he ignores him. Yippins has mostly moved on and has been openly gay for years while battat still has a small desire to be with yippins, but battat believes himself to be straight and he bottles up these emotions and regularly has angry outbursts directed towards yippins. A real spongebob and squidward yaoi situation if you ask me
I'm going to take a wicked shit and read whatever pages https://deltarune.wiki/w/Special:Random takes me
>>551841147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>551841293Nah Bronies are like on a whole nother level of cringe. I dislike gross neckbeards already but jesus I fucking hate bronies even more. seeing ugly fucking men who dress as female ponies is something so horrific they should be executed on sight for it.
toby keeps his artists on a tight leash
>>551841135I would cum anon. Okay? Is that what you want to hear? If I saw carol in any context I would immediately cum
>>551841384>PIPPINShaha how topical! how funny!I got the puzzle masters
>>551841313no ononononononoNO MORE INCEST!!! NOOOOO! *stomps feet and causes an earthquake* STOOOP INBREEDING! I DON'T WANT MORE INBRED PIPPINS! GOD DAMMIT!
>>551839406>ywn smell rodrick's dirty underwearwhy live
>>551841384>The place where it rainedfuck off it actually just started raining too
>>551841384I got ame ga futta basho, "The place where it rained"
i swear i really did know that stimpy is a cat
Rare footage of andasriel not winning champ'd up. Cya next week everyone (maybe)And uhhh don't like yell at people to join jackbox or they might not want to join out of spite. (Please turn your name off too)I appreciate your enthusiasm though!
>>551841489furries exists mate.
How are we going to explain to Rudy that we fucked his wife
>>551841313an anon already tried to write this with katana and yippins but it all goes against yippins being asexual and pure
>>551840629>it was "perfectly natural under the circumstances" whatever the fuck that meansProbably an insult directed at your mom
>>551841526Don't worry anon they're both males so no inbred children! :D Just wholesome yaoiful siblings repressing their homosexual thoughts for each other
>>551839807I have one of these mounted to my wall and I play lying down from ny bed like that
>>551841384I got the Bounce Blade
>>551841690I peed on your wife, Rudolph. She's mine now. That's the law.
>>551840963brony fandom were the original undertale fandom
>>551841664I have other ways to get people to join>>551841679Furries at least cover themselves up in fursuits and have decent hygeine for the most part. Seeing a masculine bone structed underweight guy in a dress and make up that looks like shit is something out of a fucking horror movie. I would gladly be in a room of furries over having a single brony in it any day of the week. I really cannot express how much I fucking hate bronies.
>>551841664cya next week jacker have a happy new year :)
>>551841709>an anon already tried to write this with katana and yippinswas that me? I can't remember. I don't remember writing anything for that but I do remember thinking about katana x yippins after I saw this image. Maybe I'm just an evil anon who wants yippins to fuck
>>551841384The wiki is not that interesting, it simply describes things from the game
Why didn't Toby include a screen at the end of each chapter that showed how many players picked X option for all of the choices? Is he stupid?
>>551841873Still not nearly as gross as them. I have never met a single brony who wasn't really gross. It's amazing how most of the women are normal looking and even some are really attractive and every single fucking guy is the biggest stereotype possible.
It's the faveconomy, stupid
Even if Noelle and Kris abandon Susie for Dess, Susie will always have Lancer
>>551841135in a situation like this a woman like carol wouldnt give me the time of day due to my general demeanor and appearance eg piercings its not fair
susie "you ain't built for these streets cuh." deltarune.
>>551841873the thing that seperates bronies from other unwashed fandoms is their fixation on fluffy pony abuse/drawing mentally retarded baby ponies getting gored or shitting themselves to death, every fanbase has weirdos doing that and worse but bronies have a sizeable amount of fans who beat off to that shit
>>551841939what if the guy is overweight ;)
>>551842042I like reading it. Sometimes I discover something new about the game. Also am taking a WICKED shit. I got this page https://deltarune.wiki/w/Caller
arghhh I want to make a sprite animation of battat and yippins doing a cute dance side by side like this gif but im lazy today
>>551841939I’m guessing this is that exaggeration you talked about because like not every Brony is out here doing that shit it’s the exact same stuff as furries like wanting to fuck animal people but not going fully fucking ironman
>>551841978>Maybe I'm just an evil anon who wants yippins to fuckYippins got probed by snippiP in her spaceship, if that counts for anything
>>551842257Unironically he would just look grosser and less creepy.>>551842381thats just my experience with every brony ive met irl.
Bronies collectively thought the homestuck/undertale kiddos were cringe and compared you all to the sonic fandom.
>>551842256No one on /mlp/ does that, we express ourselves in other ways
>>551826279frustration
what exercises do i need to look like thishttps://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4512/08cf90a2cb1c686797a345e0a9930d78.jpeg
>>551842640Ozempic
>>551842256Pony abuse was made to piss off bronies
Fluffy abuse is the 1% of the 1%
>>551842640weird genes
>>551842640Reaching 28 BMI but getting lipo on your stomach and face only
I have so many images of Dess
>>551842640planks but until you die
>>551842835but they aren’t wearing pants
>>551842712This, but also cupcakes and rainbow factory and other such edge and shock value was definitely a fandom thing.
I like ponies
>>551842858And none of them reflect how she actually looks in canon...
>>551842923yeah but that stuff was basically creepypastas
How do you make Deltarune for Men?
I would FUCK Pinkie Pie. But that's just my opinion.
I would politely ask you to leave.Please leave.
>>551843035Weird Al…
i watched the first season of mlp but all the ponies are too hyper i wouldn't fuck any of them
>>551843112>t. Jackenstein's Pumpkin
Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of CHAOS!
this truly was..... a nightmare, knight
>>551843184>first seasonFluttershy is the complete opposite of hyper you should fuck yellow horse
youre sleepy now. that's my attack. also i mightve gotten sick again :(goodnight utg_
>>551843169Love it when Pippins express their fetishes through Tenna.
how many planks do i need to counteract ONE snapple>turns to look at the 24 snapples on my desk
>>551843184Literally only one of them is hyper, most of them are more down-to-earth than Toby's characters
id honestly fuck a female mlp cosplayer ive seen a lot that are really attractive. Probably because the aesthetics of the show are feminine.Anyway spoilered so jannies dont throw a tantrum
Planking into an onahole will change your life
It took me actually doing the fight to finally understand his appeal
I MISSED THE JACKBOX KILLING MYSELF.
>>551843470is that the male equivalent of a comic i read of a girl losing weight purely from dildo squats
>>551843028if you listen to /v/, then remove any story, make it as violent and sexual as possible, and add loli rape
>>551843494these guys are so fun Battat might be one of the only jerk characters I actually like
lays on the floor face down and cries until it ruins the floorboards
>>551843596So turn it into LISA (without the loli part of rape)?
>>551843670LISA has a story
>>551843670no loli rape is apart of LISA
>>551842563qt
>>551819362I finished shitting.
>>551842563I combined your filename and your post in my head and read it as cropulation and was trying to remember what that word means
>>551843498Next week friend.
>>551844004cropulation is what happens when one field of corn loves another field of corn very very much
>>551844036you don't get it...... I can't.... I can't missing a nice brap session with my jackbox buddys.......... its in my name for godsakes.....
Can monsters attack other monsters? Like if they wanted to? Would the magic work?
The way to appeal Deltarune to guys would be to have everything not look so "childish". Girls can get away with publicly displaying their affection for it because it's "cutesy" or whatever, but if I a guy does that it's considered weird.It's a little hard to be taken seriously when Ralsei is one of the main characters, a goat with pink horns + scarf and wearing a dress. Susie works because she's an awesome dinosaur.
are planks the only exercise you need or should i add cardio as well
>>551844175Toriel attacks Flowey in the first 5 minutes of the game dumbass
Do parents actually love adopted children as much as biological children?
>A "glooby" knock is just the sound of Tenna cumming three times in a row with a cartoon splat sfx
>>551844189Ralsei is there to appeal to guys though, they all want to fuck him
Mom said I'm allowed to bite and squeeze the Tenna pecs
>>551844175why wouldn’t they also Napstablook attacks Mad Dummy
>>551844264im adopted and my adopted mom loves me more than my biological parents. most parents that give up their kids/have them taken away are addicts anyways so their love is useless
>>551844203/fit/ keeps saying you can't effectively bodybuild without gym equipment so no matter what you do at home at best you'll look normal I guess
>>551844326I think you forgot about all the guys who wanted to fuck Susie super badly since chapter 1. They've all faded away though...
>>551844243Flowey isn't a monster nor is he made of magic, dumbass
what exercise will get me looking like shuichi saihara
>>551844421I mean yeah chapter 1 susie also disappeared
temfag you are obviously just a brony in denial
>>551844175I had a question similar to this, but no one has ever proposed a satisfying answer.If you can kill a monster by having the will to kill it, could you heal one by willing them to become healed?What would that look like? Hugging them?Is ACT in Undertale precisely this?Are you willing the monsters into a sense of security by doing things like pet them and dance with them by taking advantage that they are made out magic?
>>551844421the pandemic happened and everyone became so terminally online that they started seeing fictional characters as real people so you're not allowed to be horny for susie anymore
>>551844164Hold it in for 5 more days
imagining fave in an anime music video while i'm on a road trip, fave is doing badass fight choreography, go fave go
>>551844463We still have other instances of monsters using magic on each other so I'm still correct and I won and I am the best
>>551844545don’t think this is how it works to be healed it’s specifically with magic like with magic food or those green attacks
>>551844352I don't remember if Napstablook's tears actually do damage to Mad Dummy though. But also, the dummies are physical objects possessed by ghost monsters, so it's hard to say if that counts.
>>551844545toriel heals you in the first flowey encounter
>Noelle slowly realising she only likes Susie because she acts like Dess.>Slowly understanding she loves Susie's rebellious act because it reminds her of all the times Dess would rebel against her mom or get in trouble at school.>Slowly understanding she loves Susie's loyalness toward her friends because it reminds her of Dess' own loyalty and the way she protects her from Kris' ill-intentioned pranks.>Slowly understanding she loves hearing Susie play guitar because it sounds just like when Dess would play for her and sing, pretending to be some sort of rockstar.>Slowly realising she doesn't like Susie, but her sister. Her sister, who she sees in Susie, her sister who has shown her the biggest amount of love.>And at that moment, she thinks "FUCK." before accepting her fate, because what can she do about it ? How can she not love Dess when she's her everything ? Can someone blame her for having not sibling-like feelings for her sister ?>No one can.>Noelle kept it for herself. Her attraction, no matter how strong, stayed deep inside. She showed signs, but didn't explicitly say it. But Dess caught on anyway and approached her. She grabbed her hands, a teasing smile on her face.>"Pfft, what's with the stares you keep giving me ? Acting like you want to kiss me or somethings. Sisters don't do that, you know. What if mom know, mh ? Aren't you ashamed ?">Noelle would just nod in embarassment because yes, yes, she was indeed embarassed. More than anything. She didn't understand why she was being teased when there was nothing funny about it.>But when Dess leaned in with that face, oh that face... she finally understood.>Dess always felt the same way.>Dess always saw her in Asriel. The weirdness, this will to spread kindness, the inability to say an insult, the way both were so easily breakable.>Dess loved Noelle, and Noelle loved Dess.>At last, they closed the distance and their lips met.
I'm really fucking lonely. I wish I could be someone's fave
>>551843795I mean Lisa was sexually abused so I guess that's what anon was referring to.
>>551844862MD says he’s being hurt and that it’s literally acid
>>551845032stats? how purple are you, can you shoot fireballs?
>>551845032Are you a fat, balding, middle aged man?
Lisa was sexually abused? I guess I missed that episode. Was it Krusty?
I don't think I'll end up making the booru. after watching some tutorials and reading a bit on it, it seems like szurubooru would need my to use my IP to get the booru up and it would be publicly accessible. And I'm currently in between jobs at the moment so I can't afford a paid vpn that would allow me to host using that. Or maybe I could? I have protonvpn at the moment and I'm unsure if that would work. I might look into it more but no promises on the booru being made
>>551845032do you want to talk about something?
>>551844421>>551844501>bitchy character>anons want to fuck her>goes through inevitable character development>"no she was better when she was a bitch for me to conquer"it's like people want to get hurt
>>551844175>>551844463she also attacks Asgore in TP
>>551845145>>551845146AIIEEEE THE HIVEMINE IS REEAAAALLLL
>>551845145White and no>>551845146No to all of those>>551845189I just wanted to vent my sadness to the world
>>551844960Asriel isn't fake good like Noelle is
>>551844761i do this. i do this especially while listening to undertale deltarune fan music and other cool music i think fits fave or epic fave scenarios
>>551845180Buddy definitely was
>>551844175I know Flowey's not a monster but he still uses magic patterns to attack so presumably that means magic should be able to hurt monsters if there's intent
>>551845229Truth nuke
I’m such a pitiful little doggy that deserves to be beaten up and thrown into the streets
>>551845361>Long haired skinny young woman oh lala what’s up bby ;)
>>551845457barely disguised fetish post
>>551845380Man Elf had a lot more gay people than I remember
>>551833810please hornypost about fave i want to see more variety than spamton or tenna
>>551845229Was Toriel an abusive wife?
>that time Toriel threw a beer bottle at Asriel because he wouldn't stop yapping about the gay green lizard, and accidentally included a fireball with it
>>551845681seeing as Asgore canonically killed multiple children I don’t think she’s the problem
>>551845032you do not want someone to obsess over you, you may think you do but you don't
>>551845417So I wonder, do you think monsters can have their own LOVE? Or just Flowey?
>>551845032How do you think I feel every day of my life? I'm resisting the urge to fucking throw myself on train tracks
>>551839583laughed
>>551845774He was justified. Was she?
Oh my God my penis is sooooooo big and balls are soooooooooo full of cum and harmful chemicals like Red 40 but nobody wants me so I guess I'll just die alone big penised and balls fullest. Oh well....
Toriel feeds shelter cats to coyotes.
>>551845809i thought it was implied toriel and asgore both have such high stats because they gained LV in the war
Humans saw this and threw beer bottles at it
>>551845954are you me?
>>551845954Tenna would say this despite being a 4 incher
A time traveler just appeared in my home and I ate them
>>551845916after a certain point he was just doing it for the love of the game stacking kills because he could’ve just absorbed them at anytime
did that whiteboardcollectoranon ever post his whiteboard stash?
>>551845181I was a little nervous about having a permanent log of my art anyways so it may be for the best
>>551843596Berserkify it?
>>551846078this susie is so cute i shed a tear
>>551846202fujoanon…
>>551826279mikes are based on that femttat image an anon posted, cuptains are based on anon's whiteboard xtra large wide cup drawing
>>551846049He did it to avoid genocide, either of the monsters or the humans. I'm not sure which he feared more. Is 7 children too high a price to pay for the greater good?
*uses a firehose to spray every anon who posts with ellipses*
>>551845954Fave's balls are coated in teflon because their boomer parents wouldn't stop using metal forks on their non-stick pans
>>551843596This implies that games for women should have shota rape.
>>551846339so cute
>>551846412yes. yes. yes
rare and unidentifiable new creature spotted in cave
>>551846380………………………………………..
thinkin' about fave balls. fave nuts. fave hangers. fave saggers. fave sack and fave scrotum
>>551846049Waiting for humans to fall is more ethical. It's like eating only roadkill or apples that fell from a tree vs hunting/picking.
chapter 5 will create a new genre of terrible cartoon fetish porn (ominous soul possession porn)
>I've read every book. I've burned every book. >I've won every game. I've lost every game. >I've befriended everyone. I've raped everyone.
>>551846361yeah that’s dumb as hell he could’ve just not murdered those children then
>>551825889I got the headphones and new mic. Just waiting on the new puter...I want my puter...I WANNA PLAY MAP GAMES.Said...Fave....Send voice requests or something....
>>551846021Didn’t it say in Waterfall that not a single human was killed in the war?
>>551846380nyohhh clean me harder papi
>>551846202That's true. I didn't think about that. Though, you should have the mindset that anything you post here will be saved by a random anon and can always be potentially reposted. I've seen really amateur art I've made long ago suddenly being reposted in the thread sometimes. Make sure to stay safe on the internet, use different aliases, never reveal information about yourself, and remember that you always have the right to leave anywhere>>551846258To be fair fujoanon has to be hiding some godly non-pippin art powers if she's able to make art like this
>>551846339I like
THOROUGHLY RAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
>>551846598The game isn't clear on who actually killed them.
>>551845201You mean how Susie was lobotomized and changed her entire personality in a single day?
>Asgore goes out and gets 6 more human souls after the first (violently); therefore he is a monster for killing those humans just to free monsters>Asgore goes out and gets 6 more human souls after the first (non-violently); this would be an extremely hard task unless enough time had passed that humans had moved past the war and even then they would have to trust him to not go crazy with 7 human souls>Asgore waits for 7 humans to fall down and kills them for their souls; vicious, but any human that falls down into the underground has to first climb up the mountain and then jump down a massive hole, surviving only by luck in the first place.>Some of these humans were also violent to begin with, and this plan also lets time pass for humans (and monsters, somewhat) to move on from the war.>Monsters are also allowed to "replenish" during this time, to the point of over-population by the time Frisk arrives, something important after a genocidal war.>Asgore lets all humans just leave instead of trying to break the barrier; fucking nothing accomplishedAsgore killing any human that fell down for their soul is the most sensible plan. Seriouisly Toriel, how the fuck is he meant to "non-violently" get 7 human souls and be COMPLETELY TRUSTED with them by the humans?
>>551846258yes it is me fujo anon I like it when guys kiss and when sisters kiss and when dice kiss and I am all about online privacy and security
>>551846726Asgore has clearly fought them before because he acknowledges the save and load feature and no one else even knows a what a human looks like other than him no one can access the souls other than him like come on
>>551846726Toby confirmed it was all him on Twitter I don't care if he decanonized tweets it shows what he intended when writing the story and dialogue so I consider it canon
>>551845180At sneeds feed and seed
>>551846738her personality "change" happened right when she got spooked by the door, it was always a front.
>>551846903I only go by what's in the game. Authorial intent isn't important.
>>551846554>>551846648*sticks the hose in your mouth and inflates you like a waterballoon*
>>551846913It's funny going through Chapter 1 and realizing how she was always like that, people just fucking ignored it. Hell, people still don't get it because they play the game once and half pay attention.
if Asgore doesn't kill those kids, someone else is gonna kill them
>>551846380*tries to catch the water with my mouth*
>>551847004And Asgore's at LEAST killed one of them going by how he reacts to Frisk saying he killed them several times as this guy says >>551846882
>>551846738Man I'm just so glad I'm not the kind of person to get dramatic over things like this
what do you do when you need attention /utg/
>>551846603I have no requests but hello it's nice to see you hello
Kind of hard to feel bad for any of the humans Asgore killed when they had infinite save and load and gave up anyway. Fucking pussies.
>>551847284Play dating sims.
>>551847284I don't need attention, I'm male
>>551847284post bullshit
>>551847284make psychotic insane weirdo posts on /utg/ hoping someone replies
>>551846753that wasn’t what Asgore was going to do if he had Frisks soul he’d just store it away with the rest he was fully ready to throw away his plans just to adopt Frisk his ass wasn’t going to the surface
>>551847365hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>551846626book written by a monster btw
>>551847103she also easily got along with lancer until she realized he was lying to her (hiding information out of fear) and wanted to hurt him, but stopped herself. ralsei forcing her to fall asleep or warning enemies didn't stop her lashing out, her own feelings did, i don't get "lobotomized susie" discussions because they must have not touched chapter 1 since 2018 and assume susie was on a murder spree and not hanging out with lancer for the majority of it, or treating the dark world like a video game. plus, doesn't her development make her more appealing? it did to me
BUT SORA, ISNT FLOWEY THE FLOWER THE DARK PART OF ASRIEL'S HEART?
>>551847305to the quitter's room with you
>>551847384it just works
>>551847305It's implied Asgore was able to dodge attacks and that he was too depressed to lock in against Frisk so maybe the Asgore battle they got was some extreme unbeatable shit
>>551847284I make a reference to some song/cartoon/Youtube video or government conspiracy and hope I get a (You) or two. The government conspiracy posts usually works the best because most people don't pick on my references.
I love battat <3
>>551847486>It's implied Asgore was able to dodge attacks and that he was too depressed to lock in against FriskIt is?
>>551847284think about fave
>>551847164He feels obligated to because it's what his people want. He doesn't enjoy it.
if mettaton and carol fused>>551847549undyne said she couldnt land a single hit on him
>>551846720>>551847289hoi
>>551844372I'm glad your goatmom loves you anon
>>551847284usually i post about sex on utg
Say it with me folks!I likeal the Micheal
>>551847549Undyne mentioned she tried to attack Asgore and she couldn’t land a single hit on him
>>551847607sex with 3dpd
>>551847486>It's implied Asgore was able to dodge attacksTHOSE SLACKERS AREN’T TRYING HARD ENOUGH
>>551847284https://voca.ro/14TTwxJx3bCB
my utg detector displays a glowing dot in the direction of the physically nearest posters. There are more near me than I expected
>>551846339SEX>lipstick on the tailcute and tobycore
I think it IS too late to fall in love with the world. You know shit is fucked when even the highly optimistic people are becoming miserable and admit the world sucks.
>ywn have an anime figurine of one of the pippins in a maid outfit
>>551842256Toby is a Touhou fan so he probably jacks it to yukkuri abuse, bronies aren't special
why does fujo have so many kids
thread is very BPD coded tonight
>>551847818You don't fall in love with the world. You fall in love with people who become YOUR world. Friends, family, lovers. Those are what make life worth living and make the world seem a lot brighter and worth living in.
>>551847905shes mormon
>>551847832we need to evolve Painters plushie skills
>>551847634toriel does remind me of my mom <3 I miss her a lot, she passed away a few years ago
>>551847912projection
>>551847284i wallow in it... i dont want to pester anybody but praise would be nice
Fave chose the final piece...it ends here, but also, begins. It has been scribed. Now, the ideas transfer beyond a vanishing point.Sometimes it takes one. Others, four, exactly. But little do they know...Fave, too, is a different shape than others.
>>551847912Is it now?
>>551843745Barely
>>551847818the world is still cool and will remain cool after we're done here we just kinda got too good at various forms of self sabotage
>>551847772>oh my god there's one right on top of me at my exact location
>>551847978ah damn sorry man
>>551847705True, I mean we handled Sans and the Knight was set up to be extreme unbeatable shit to us and we still overcame both, so those kids had a massive skill issue
>>551847920
>>551847951Painter did you hear that? Eat more xp candies so you can make all of us free pippins plushes
>>551847912fave is having bpd style paranoia that the person they love secretly doesnt care anymore and is gonna leave them forever even though this is probably not the case and they have very recent proof of this
>>551847416LMAO
Fujo and the Chocolate Factory
>>551847818shutup dumbass *shows you a cool leaf*
>>551847818I’d rather take the now than shit like the 1300s
>>551847920>>551848134DESTROY tenna. how dare he kneel where i deserve to kneel
>>551848273Spamton…
>Chapter 5 might have us fight Ultra Instinct Asgoreoh fuck
I'm boredShould I play ocarina of timealso n64 or 3ds
Promised Consort Asriel is the final boss. Sorry if you got #spoiled, I'm from the future.
I'm kinda like the vessel irl in terms of being a blank slate except instead of being teen shaped I'm obese kinda hairy man shaped
>>551848335already did that with Gerson not happening
>>551847818you can still be an optimist and think the world sucks. it's just that there's so many ways to make it more tolerable for yourself and one of them genuinely is not being in your 20s anymore
>>551848335>half of the secret bosses so far have been "what if you got to fight this guy from Undertale in a form you never had the proper chance to"
>>551848335ENTER>>551848419Play the ship of harkinian PC port so you can play at 60fps and even have the 3ds models and textures in it
>>551846029>Tenna 4 incherDELICIS YUM YUM I'M SALIVATING
you ever show a friend someting you like and that friend explodes on you for liking the thing and takes it as a personal insult that you like it and screams at you and then you get really nauseous and sad when interacting with the think you like
>>551848485except jevil.
>>551848485>”what if you got to fight this guy from Undertale in a form you never had the proper chance to"Can’t wait for Kris to be the Chara fight
>>551847832>>551847951one of my reasons for learning 3d is hopefully one day able to do a papercraft even half as good as this
>>551848589>half
>>551848587I’d ask but it’s clear you are not good bro
>>551848441uglybastardanon...
Nobody told me if the minecrap server is up :(
>click refresh>no new post>squeal and mumble and start to wag legs>click refresh>no new post>starts to ponder if it is a coincidence that thread is dead or if the thread society is judging me>click refresh>three new posts:D
>>551848731*throws up*
>>551848790howd you get a camera in my room
>>551848783oh i was on a bit ago might be still going
>>551847284draw to get (you)s (results vary)
>>551848004ehh Iunno, there's at least a few posts that made me feel that way (>>551845032 >>551845457 >>551847284)>>551848587I think you deserve to have better friends than that anon>>551848162I can share a self-soothing worksheet via catbox or something if you'd like.
and now im posting directly at you! take THIS! >>551848790
>>551848930?!! I didnt ask for this!! Help! HELP!! THEY FOUND ME
>>551848910>I can share a self-soothing worksheet via catbox or something if you'd like.yeah can you hook me up with that. i'm about to freak out i'm so retarded
>>551848783Its down right now you can check in the client itself if its up or not.Also /UTG/ should do a fitness challenge and see who can become the most swole.>>551848897I wish that goodwill the grid store wasnt like 2 hours away from me so I could go and pick up something like a cheap optiplex and just run the a minecraft server on linux 24/7. I could get one for less than 40 if im lucky and anything around the specs of a raspberry pi 5 is enough to run a server.Not a pi 3 sadly cus I own one and im not doing anything with it. I think the lack of ram on it prevents it from hosting more than 3-4 people at most. I wish I could just solder some more on it.
>>551848629>papercraftwow it’s the gimmick from Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam
>>551845457it would be sorta nice to get beaten up like a stray dog though maybe treated with kindness at first so youre always on edge
>>551848629I used to make little papercraft guys in middle school. I think I would hate a papercraft pippins though, I can't stand the smell of glue or the accuracy needed with scissors in order for papercraft to not look weird
faves posts an image of their cock to 4chan because they're boardthen they post an image of their penis because the rooster didnt get enough replies
>>551849095you should try L carnitine ace, its at walmart and it helps my anxiety enough that its worth using. its not as strong as prescription stuff but its absolutely worth using over nothing.
>>551849203fave cock image?where can i see that?
>>551849203wow fave is an entire board on 4chan?
>>551848587that does not sound like a friend that sounds like a nagging retard or worse, a tumblr brained indiviual
>>551847938This is a horrible thing to say to depressed people, please never say it to them again because it puts the onus on connections as the only thing that makes life worth living and many depressed people lack those connectionsFor starters you should begin with what you can personally do that will make the world more bearable/enjoyable for you, if you just search for connections while being a desperate hollow person you won't find them
>>551849276no they're woody thats why they posted an image of their penis
>>551849281>red jevil door is yabba soifacing>WHHATT?? YOURE GONNA DEFEAT ME AND THEN JUST LEAVE ME IN YOUR INVENTORY AND NEVER USE ME DESPITE THE FACT IM STILL CONSCIOUS AND FULLY AWARE AS IM LEFT TO COLLECT DUST JUST LIKE KING TOLD EVERYONE??? YABBA DABBA DOO!
>>551847282No drama, this is just why we all don't care about Susie anymore
>>551849401Based and yabbapilled
>>551845503i love you bbyanon
Anon, be honest, how many months has it been since you played Deltarune?
>>551848243I'm surprised by how many people on 4chan idolize the previous centuries Kaczynski-style and are seemingly too naive to realize that nobody would give a shit about them too if they weren't charismatic or skillful, and if they had any autistic traits they would be heavily ostracized and shunnedsaid Napstablook
>>551849569i played chapter 1 and 2 normal route on christmas for my cousins
>>551845201Nice girls finish last
>>551849095Some of these might be helpful, some might be completely useless, but here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/qnrly5.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1n3rpk.jpgI find that holding ice in my hand until it melts completely is particularly helpful... it hurts, but the fact that it hurts physically distracts from the emotional pain, WITHOUT actually harming the body like real self-harm does...
>>551848071cute girl
>>551849569apparently since November
>>551849705*kills this anon*Disregard the previous anon, his statement has been redacted from the Record of Male Talk
>>551847284Play Touken Ranbu and talk to cute tantos
>>551849203I've done that at leas 4 times.
>>551845229>attacks her son>attacks her adopted child>attacks her ex-husbandToriel needs to be in prison
>>551849401Man Chapter 1 really was a mess that didn't think some of the future things through eh
>>551849569I played it a month ago to speed run a ch 2 file to the part where you meet noelle just in case..............
making your vessel bald is the only correct choice
>>551849834nice girls get abused and gaslit into believing it was their fault they were abused
>>551849869>Promoting talking to shotasI'm so sad utg is like this :(
>>551845201>it's like people want to get hurtcorrect
>>551849579Man I just want to buy a cottage or cabin and live in the woods in a 20-30 drive from society. I don't even need a big cabin I just want it to be big enough for my pets to be comfy man. Why tf everything gonna be so expensive.
>>551849996you sound abused yourself
>>551849997I just looked up this game and there are no shotas. you lied to me now im going to starve.
I'm about to go jack off I hope /utg/ anons haven't installed any undetectable NSA spyware onto my PC and is monitoring my remotely!
>>551849569i replayed chapter 1 last month to make schizo boss saves for refights but got distracted by my backlog
>>551849982>Anon from Snoot Game is the final boss
>>551849569haven't played it
>>551850191>monitoringI like that vocaloid song
>>551846578Ominous soul possession porn was popular in the Gravity Falls fandom
>>551849720thanks berdbro... that mention of "wise mind" makes me remember stuff i did in therapy years ago. i guess i should try to remember these strategies more often, these lists are a good way even if it always seems pointless when it's just abstract in your head if that makes sense. but i'll try to distract myself somehow. i think i've done the ice thing before too
>>551850158>there are no shotasMe when I lie
sex with dice
>>551850158what? touken ranbu has a ton of them they're labeled as tantos, said alphys, in fact there's too many for my personal tastes. but then she narrowed her eyes. it's a shit game and i was only ever into it for the brother yaoi, the switch musou has more character plot since the game features characters that have 20 useless fluff lines and no one bothers translating it anymore because who gives a shit about tkrb in the west in current year outside of the anime
>>551846738Reminder that Susie was originally based on Maya Fey. The bully stuff was added later presumably so the chapter 1 would have a plot, it was never a core part of her character.
>>551850395Sit on dice
>>551850506does this mean Kris is Phoenix? Who is Ralsei then? Gumshoe cus he's nice and the butt of the joke?
it is a quite grim turn of events.
>>551849982Despite this image being incorrect, it was still somehow correct in predicting that Ralsei will directly look at YOU in the same chapter when the Knight appears
>>551850474>>551850336ah the google summary lied to me and said that was just the name of all the swords.
>>551850395Which flavor is your favorite? Or are you more of a vanilla kind of guy
>>551850506it was referenced again in chapter 4 when she explains the piano incident, people in her life disliked her and she took it to heart and acted violent since no one wanted to see her try new things , why do people pretend the bully stuff was a toby oversight? catti also does not like susie.
>>551850474Did someone say brother yaoi? Like Kris and Azzy?
>>551850325<3
>You seeing this shit nigga?
>>551850542wish dice would sit on me instead
>>551850395it would be... pair a dice.
>>551847470If Asriel had a Nobody he'd be called Ralsexi
>>551850689>cattithe FAT GAGSHIT character
>>551850652i need jennysex now
>>551850863Jenny boob...
>>551845201The proliferation of tsunderes has ruined the tastes of young adults and nobody has yet to prove me wrong.
>>551850894oh, the huge manatee...
>>551850863>>551850894based
>>551850506>Maya FeyCertified footwife
Coolio - Gaster's Pair of Dice
>>551850652vanilla is my favorite flavor, though i do like fujo and her sisters.
>>551850857The very important person text is one of the biggest pump fakes in history.
>>551850191>monitoringi like that lizard
and the worst kind of cretin showed up
>>551847818The world is great and more than just the rotten people who occupy it. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
>>551851191ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhuut up lmao
>>551851235snowgravefags...
>>551851235a kind of christmas cretin if you will
What if you shoved a bunch of dice up your asshole and then opened a Dark Fountain?
Anons what do you do to get restful sleep. I want to actually do a zelda OoT randomizer for this board but im so tired throughout most of the day I dont have the energy to host it.
>>551851062nightmare scenario
>>551851291Well the rotten people are making the world objectively worse with 0 resistance. The whole is quickly becoming rotten.
>>551851191trueth
>>551851313Still a based moment and still discussable Do it NO do it NO do it I CANT do it NO do it STOP do it FINE YOU WANT ME TO DO IT ILL DO IT do it *kills berdley*
>>551851486you can just say that AI is gobbling up all the RAM, GPUs, and SSDs, trust me we all understand
>>551851446i just stay up for a really really long time and then sleep for 14 hours
>>551851446either what anon said or melatonin
>>551851486Light…
>>551851645the problem isnt going to sleep the problem is my sleep isnt restful enough.
>>551848587No, if my friends say something mean about something I like then I say they should try developing good taste like me and maybe insult them a little if they were really mean about it
>fave>when was your last anal prolapse?
>>551851446Sorry, I rotate and use different things from exercise to meditation to melatonin to valerian to marijuana You probably should sacrifice a day and stay up all night to pick an earlier schedule to wake up at, and stick to that new schedule
>>551851446>>551851686personally I like blackout curtains to make the room BLACKER than BLACK and I like to put a long video on my phone for white noise
>>551851730Noelle.Never. My anus is healthy.
>>551851686melatonin will make you stay asleep unless you're sensitive to it. it's cheap and OTC so try it, but don't start with 5 mg try 2.5 at first.
>>551851749im seriously just considering it even if I have to take like 2 grams of caffeine over the course of 24 hours at this point.>>551851802I do have a sleeping mask which is nice.>>551851891ive used melatonin before. I know first hand taking too much is a bad idea.
Now’s as good of a time as any to ask this but are there any other sleep chemicals that are disturbed by blue light besides melatonin?
>>551851686also, no matter what you do to your sleep schedule, you have a circadian rhythm and you're screwing it over by sleeping past 12am which is why it's best to try to go to bed between 9-10pm
>>551846078Litterbox kept saying “server responded with zero code” despite the zip being being below the MB limit, not sure if it’s litterbox’s or my fault
>>551851730>battat>never. and hopefully it stays that way
>>551849953No? Spamton turns into the Dealmaker/Puppetscarf too. You can't sell the Jevil or Spamton items because they're supposed to stay in your inventory, it doesn't matter if you actually equip them or not because they're still in Kris's spacious pants hole. That's intentional and not a lack of foresight.
>>551849569I replayed it yesterday because I wanted to take a screenshot of something
One time in Highschool, 3 guys (also highschoolers) saw me sitting alone waiting for class and came up to me and started talking about how God/Jesus loves me and has a plan for me. I think they did it just to fuck with me, but they did it without laughing or stuttering so idk. It felt like I had a prank played on me.My Mom has also said the same thing, but also that "This isn't the life I wanted you to have" and she couldn't answer what life she did want for me.After years of trying and failing and not getting anywhere really, I'm really hoping this "plan" happens soon...
>>551851995sorry to hear that anon. how many mb's is the zip file? my pippins folder was 247 mb. It might help if you upload your folder in 2 parts "images1.zip" and "images2.zip"
>>551851995prob your isp not liking litterbox
>>551851820>>551852005Want some help with that?
>>551851943the one labeled 'sleep chemical' is melatonin, high or low cortisol (stress hormone) can also affect your sleep, digestion issue can affect you too and make you wake up more, sleep apnea depletes your oxygen which makes you wake up tired and sore, and while that's a fatfag problem, skinny people can have it too with a bad pillow
>>551852189Around 546 MB, I’m away from home for a week so I won’t be able to do anything now. I tried breaking it into two but it didn’t even like the 200 MB >:/>>551852193Weird, I’ve used it and catbox just fine before
>>551848910my friend has bpd and cycles between idolizing me and discarding and i try not to take it personally but it is exhausting and sometimes it's like they don't see me as a person but as something to study and absorb into their identity and if i don't act in the exact way they think i should act they explode and concoct elaborate narratives where i'm a horrible demon who wants to make them suffer
>>551851686When I have restless sleep, it is because of a bad bed getting worn out and causing pain, stuffy nose, or caffeine or sonething making me wake up. If none of these sound like they apply, I can only suggest boring stuff like exercise and waking up earlier, both shut me down until I cant even hold yp my pgone anymore>>551852185I believe in you, anon
>>551852498nta but you are probably 100000% right and you should ask yourself if this "friend" is worth it if theyre even a friend at all
while im here maybe ill just work on my utg themed tower unite condo.>>551852378catbox has an issue where sometimes your isp just decides to block it for a while and then it goes back to normal. Its not an uncommon thing and its happened to me.>>551852535Honestly I should go on more night walks to help it.
>>551852535>I believe in you, anonWell, thanks
>>551851446Install F.lux or something on your computer, stop using your computer or phone for at least an hour before you try to sleep, don't drink caffeine for several hours before you try to sleep, don't do anything in your bed except for sleep so your brain associates being in bed with sleeping, and keep your room as cool and dark as possible when it's time to sleep. Obviously some of these are easier than others, just do the most you can do. If you still feel tired even if you sleep for 6-8 hours, you might have sleep apnea in which case you should go to a doctor.
>>551851730Temmie. And I haven't had one in a while. My last one was in 2019 when I had some fucked up shit happening to my digestive system and had to visit the doctor
I’ve been sleeping hella good since losing like 20 pounds this year
>>551852498
>>551851730>Tenna...I can't imagine why someone would ever get a prolapse, it sounds terrifying
>>551852776Well thats fucking weird
>>551852498just don't do it too close to bedtime, do it right after dinner so you also work up your metabolism, that'll put you to bed right away
>>551852645That’s annoying, I’ll try and mess around with it when I get home
False King Allant
>>551852498>>551852498See, posts like these worry me that I might have BPD, until I see something that goes too far like>concoct elaborate narratives where i'm a horrible demonand then I think oh I don't do that I am in the clear, until another post describes some other flaws I relate to and it on it goes. Then again my father and sister has BPD and I hate myself everyday so maybe I learned all the wrong lessons haha woops fave still loves me though
>>551851992That's not true, there's variation in people's circadian rhythms and I personally only feel properly rested if I sleep during the late morning to early afternoon.
>>551852782Proud of you, buddy
>>551852831the pink one should be threatening to kill itself
ok gonna whack off to tennakris breeding goodbye /utg/ goodbye *waves* *waves*
>>551852928OG soundtrack had a better theme for FKA than Bluepoint's remake.
>>551853087Goodnight KT
>>551853107buddy I don't even try to think about the remake now stand close and embrace me
where is it…the břrřrrrřeẽêëéèẽēėêáäāåãďdďďd…
Is rouxls just the deltarune version of FFs gilgamesh?
>>551852841This image kinda freaks me out, it reminds me of dreams I keep having where I trip and fall or hit my hand with something, and instead of bleeding my hand cracks and there's all this mechanical stuff inside of itIt makes me feel sick every time I think about it, more than if I was thinking of actual gore and blood and stuff
>>551853058you think you are but the faster rate that you're aging says you aren't.
'night utghope you all have sweet dreams of fave
>>551842563Oughhhhhh my deer
I've gone to sleep at 2am for the last 5-6 years. I would love to sleep earlier, but then I miss out on all the cool stuff.
>>551852498I think the fact that you're trying and that you still consider them a friend is a good thing. I also think that your friend, if they're not already, needs to look into DBT and learn healthy coping mechanisms, or at the very least identify when they're 'splitting' and keep a safe distance/low profile until the heightened emotional state they're in resolves. Borderline people are still people and deserve love BUT their friends, families and loved ones also deserve to be treated well and feel safe and not have to walk on eggshells all the time. that's my thoughts at least...
Uuuugggghhhhh eat your veggies do your planks walk your dog have a bedtime ok mr olympia While these anons are leading you down the path of healthiness, Im gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS.
>>551853312I would rather live happily for a shorter amount of time than live miserably for a few years longer so I will continue sleeping in the way that makes me happy instead of forcing myself into the "correct" schedule and being constantly stressed out and miserable like I was for the first 18 or so years of my life.
>>551853635adult swim airing detective conan at 5 am destroyed me for life
I lost my job a month ago and cant get a job and have been going to bed at 8 am and waking up at 4 am for weeks. help. I apply every day.
thread pillars only get 2-4 hours of sleepdon’t be like thread pillars
>>551853790>I apply every day.Unluckily for you and everyone else, the job market is completely fucked and will remained fuck for the foreseeable forever after.
>>551853752when you get older you can revert back to a normal schedule, it feels nice now because you're young. cherish that and enjoy it
>>551849569Two, but I can still remember everything that happens with a level of clarity necessary for discussion. For example, I feel that people don't talk about Ralsei openly using fire magic in the fourth chapter as much as you'd think>>551852928Poogie :D
>>551853932jho'z here
my job is to eat job applications
fave hasn't felt good a single day in their entire life
>>551854015p l eaaasseeeeeee stoppppp
>>551853876>because you're youngI'm around 30, you'd better be in your 40s or 50s if you're going to talk down to me like you're some wise elder or I'm going to laugh at you.
>>551853310Oh, that's just your subconscious telling you that reality is fake and that you're just blips and bloops in a machine. Your soul is being harvested. Your soul is being harvested. Your soul is being harvested. Your soul is being harvested. Your soul is being harvested. Your soul is being harvested. Your soul is being harvested.
>>551853790>I apply every day.you can thank AI for filtering your resume/profile/cover letter immediately on the basis of if you have a job experience listed as less than 12 months, and pushing other applicants resumes to the top when they come from retards who've worked 12 years at a walmart. i have also been told some positions also filter out males, such as reception work
>>551854167i'm sorry, they keep feeding me...i'm so full...
>>551854263TONIGHT'S THE NIGHTTHAT WE RUN
>>551838814He got hit by Shonen Bat a few days ago we saw it mentioned in that one thread
>>551854280Good. Men shouldn't have jobs.
Stupid HR slut rejecting my job application letter.... I think.....I THINK CORRECTION IS IN ORDER!
>>551854474Pizzapants...
>>551854280should I just lie on my resume
>>551854445This. It should be legal to rape men and kill them too.
>>551854445radfem noelle...
>>551853417>>551854263So should I be worried or should I start skating around while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZDbhqnAWE
where's the breadwhere's the breadwhere's the breadwhere's the breaduh ohsir....the bread?
When I get bored and need to laugh I type out extremist political positions and let the people decide whether or not I'm being serious.
>>551854445>>551854592Calm down
>>551854707do what the voice in your walls says to do
>>551854812It says I should crank it crazy style
>>551854474>HR slutsUhh didnt you read the news? HR was gangbanged by AI, it was one of those useless office jobs that models are good for. Downside is now you are jusg submitting to AI farms
>Kris... Maybe it's different because you're not, like, a monster, but male monsters just don't get what we girl monsters go through!>My dad? What about him? I love him!
>>551854790Me too. It's best if it's an opinion no one actually has, but is still close enough to a real opinion to sound plausible.
People would've been saying Carol was "weak to anal" 5-10 years ago
>>551855260carol makes me weak to anal, its her passive
I also want carol to peg me
>>551855424>>551855424>>551855424thing new
>feeling depressed over dumb shit>about to have a panic attack and spiral into bad thoughts>local tingle shows up>get asked random shit by him like i'm an npc in a game and he's the protagonist just saying keywords for me to advance my dialogue>jokes around for a while until my dialogue lines are exhausted and then dips>realize i was worrying over stupid shit because of my bpd and he just saved me from itthanks, local tingle
>>551855607kooloh limpah
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>>551852029But Jevilsknife is worse than the other weapons you get later on isn't it? That would be the lack of foresight
