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Teio!
umanko
>>551839070Couldn't there be a better version of that? It looks cool but it's all jerky
>>551838967hehe..
Duramente is very handsome. That is all.
DANCHOU HE'S STILL IN THE CLUB
It's time.
>>551839226She is also very autistic. Just like Calstone
>>551839296Maybe the trick is hidden in that left-handed loop you're in.
POSTSOMEFUCKINGBOYSNOWTRANNY NIGER FAGGOTS
>>551838967
>>551838737>they outran the debuffsaiiee...
I am giving up on Scorpio finals if I can't get a good third ace with tomorrow's borrows
>>551838737>losing to MaruzenskyLatekeks...
>>551839351I think you should eat your vegetables
>>551839296Not my problem, my danchou kicked
>>551839373There aren't boy umamusume.
369606133696061336960613More CM testing
>>551839435bwo, I can assure you I'm gonna win A Finals with way shittier aces
>>551839412Pasa was murdered live thoThat's why you don't stop at minimum stam on medium CMs, should be common sense b now
Chronogenesis owes me sex
Digitan LOVE
>>551839435All of those look better than what I have as aces bwo
har har...
So, uh, did we just move into a full on late meta again? What happened to pace and front?
New Year's resolutions /uma/?? GO!
>>551839340thats just what happens when your brain is tuned for speed and not socialization.
>>551839675how many fan runs have you done today, hmm?
Okay but I really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really reallyy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>551839835To uninstall and be free
>>551839810>What happened to pace and front?Tomorrow's game balance tweak will ruin them.
>>551839810It was a gaslight. Now Taikis have pump and fronts have shooting.
>>55183985320 runs in da jar
>>551839891kys schizo freak
>>551839589those tits sagging into my mouth while she rides me cowgirl
>>551839835Give cygames 500 more dollars
>>551839810frontfags make aces a month in advance and run every room race possiblelatechads start making their aces as the CM startsfronts are completely finished with their aces, lates are just getting their first attempts in
>>551839835Find a job, start hitting the gym, and stop being a lazy useless nigger
Rice wife
>>551839835This time I’m really gonna do it
It's overhttps://x.com/santaanitapark/status/2005402129641681362?s=20
>>551839169I mean, there were only so many frames of animation in that scene
484869814848698148486981One last testing room
>>551840104Your BIG Bakushin???
>>551839853All of them
>>551839891stego LOVE
How is this for a first attempt at a CM8 ace?
>>551840251
>>551839835umapyoi as many umanko as possible 0
Just saw sympathy activate in a room since there were enough umas that had to buy it with leftover points holy kek
>>551840321How many years until her again?
Hope your Dober rolls were blessed Doberrollers.
>>5518404193.5
>>551839835Win everyday.
>>551840202
>neicha is a gaslighting uma
>>551839835Get my 2 mile run time down to a 13:20?
723547667235476672354766This is the last one for real. I really shouldn't have meme'd and gotten NSM and Maestro on Oguri...
>>551840519>>551840605cccccccccccccute
>>5518402568…?
cm7 status?
>>551840037i wonder how many people have started running/jogging because of uma
Thoughts?
>>551840293cute
>>551840590Nature...
>>551840710NSM is not worth it, but nimble yeah
>>551840256 Where are your skills
Which of these do you think would get more borrows? Rice?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139187029https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139192607
>>551840774Egyptian Cafe? My thoughts are as follows:seggs
>>551840848left
>>551840848Rice, affinity on parents is better than gramps
>>551840774Yeah why are our only brown horses american?
What would make a good Dober parent?
>>551840772i thought about it then remembered how horrible it is
>>551840848i think raisu. why would you ever spend a borrow on anything less than 9 stars tho
>>551840734>>551840804>Iron>Dober unique >NSM>a few others I thought that was enough... Is is not?????
>>551839435Post decks
dober's career is just annoying as ryan's lates were a mistake
>>551840772>go running>starts off with cheers and your favorite uma running by your side>late race>you're so fucking exhausted you forgot you were even larping
>>551840965>>551840972Hrm.>>551841086>why would you ever spend a borrow on anything less than 9 stars thoIt's a mystery, but people do. I still get a trickle of CP without having a 9+9* to stick there.
>>551840772Running/Jogging and even just walking is funMore people should do it
>>551840996Dober + Brian + Oguri grandparents would be the best. You always borrow Ryan/Maru on the other side so you don't have to gamble on it.
>>551840605Based. I got down to a 7 minute mile recently. Cardio feels amazing.
i want dober but i think i'd kill myself if i threw 30k to the wind and had to pity for the fifth banner in a rowi'll just wait until march so i can get her with the anniversary selector ticket
>>551841424>ill never fuck this
>>551839435>use the best & easiest to build Uma in the game>still is freaking outUnreal levels of niggotry on display
>>551839835Win a medium CM with Fuku!
>tried to remake my 1200/800/1200 med S opera with 400 wit>I knew it was a god run I would never reach again>Grind myself to my bones>Piss away all my carrot juice>Best I can do is thisBros... I'm about to give up... Please tell me this might work? I just want to create a performance worthy of the overlord...
Dober PISSES me off.
my son will save their carats for xoguri
>>5518413053 accels is good, but you want to have more midrace skillscurvature and corners can proc outside of midrace so tail held high is iffyit's still good but did you not have any other skills to buy since you double circled corners?
>>551841737You do NOT need that much Wit
>>551839435>Suzuka>Taiki>Taishin>Seiun>consistent high A+ and S ratingswhat the fuck are you even complaining about you giant faggot
>>551841737>No Head-onAnon, I...
What were you guys talking about, Dober is cute and nice
>>551841846Please don't tell me I got gaslit againGOD DAMNIT /UMA/ AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>551841446What about Rudolf over Oguri? And any white skills you'd want other than Surge and generic greens?
>>551841737>sfv and nsmyou're good to go, we're all getting fucked by 6 fronts anyways
>>551841590>>551841856The Seiun with shooting and duty doesn't have med S and is lacking skillsEven against opponents without maxed speed or no med s it's already a weighted coinflip against (You)...
>>551840463Very niceGot her in 22 rolls
>>551839853None, but I watched the Arima Kinen then fapped to Chrono and went to bed so I daresay I am owned sex from her.
>>551841825A-are you not supposed to double circle Corners...
>>551842027if you're running Suzuka you don't need Seiun at all, that's quite literally a non issue
>>551841686I've only won long with her...
>>551841929Rudolf is also fine, yeah. As for greens, try to get those that are either rare (e.g. all i've got for medium is hard to get) or impossible to get through explosions. Other than that, get the staples that you'll always buy so its good to have them discounted like corner adept/recovery
>>551841870I know.... It just didn't appear from unity hints so what can I even do? Find a parent that has a hint for it I guess and just pray? 9 more borrows and my only other usable girl is... This tickezo...
3 hours 35 minutes
>>551841929>any white skills you'd want other than Surge Late surger savvy. You don't want to rush if you're packing Dober's unique, plus it helps them contest positioning better.
>>551841535DIE
>>551842064when they said double corners they meant running style + distance corner skills anon..
>>551842064you more than double the cost for less than double the performance, double circle skills are less efficient, golds are more efficientgetting double is good, but only if you don't have any other good skill to buy
>>551842197>Find a parent that has a hint for it I guess and just prayYes. I had a 3* head on from a grandparent (used borrows to make a parent) on one side, then borrowed a parent with another 3* head on. It was proccing surprisingly often.
>>551841305This Teio just kind of dies. Without any interference.
How we lookin trainers
>>551842252
>>551842197Honestly save yourself the stress and settle with the Opera O. She looks good enough to win A finals to me, save some energy for the next CM (Arima) since that's Opera O's big win
list of guaranteed mid-race velocity skills you can actually get and use this cm>Ramp Up/It's On!>Ignited/Burning Spirit SPD>Fast-Paced/Escape Artist (Front only)>Up-Tempo/Killer Tunes (Pace only)>Position Pilfer/Fast & Furious (Late only)what's with all this propaganda about not having enough mid-race velocity skills, where exactly do you expect like seven of them to come from
>>551841921It looks fine
I love wit training wth
>>551842197damn, those stats are nice, deck?
my daughter will save her carats for the all uma banner
go on without me bwos...
>>551842440For me it's 11/72 prizes still trapped in the Hell Hat, including many of the most valuable ones
>>551842541fronts can also use killer tunes
Hey /uma/, let's say, hypothetically, you have 4 good, similar stats, well trained, aces ready for the next CM. These 4 are BigNig Suzuka, the good old Oguri Cap (as in peak), Reddit Tachyon and a fresh, new, Mejiro Jobber.Who would you cut off and why?
>>551842541>Ramp up>Ignited SPD>Take a few gambling ones like corner/professor, one is bound to proc in mid race
>>551842685I can't believe my danchud was on sweepy island
>>551842723probably dober, but it really depends on how they're all built, if not dober then tachyon
>>551842723Cut Tachyon, Oguri has triumphant pulse and Dober is Dober
>>551842385B-but Kachidev simulator said I'd live...>>551842321I guess I could've gotten Ramp Up/Ignited Spirit Speed
I really wish I was an uma musume and there were actual male uma available in-game.
>>551838967LEGEND RACE SHARD CHECK
...Berry?
>>551842723Tachy because she's reddit and we don't welcome reddit hereJobber because lates suck this CM, if you wanna gamble you need 3 of themSwitch one of these for a debuffer>b-but debuffs suckyeah they suck so much JP just had a CM where they had to ban them after everyone complained
>>551842917Run her on Arima a few times with bots and see where she gasses out. She shouldn’t make it to the finish line, but I could be wrong.
>>551843006I was confused if the translation team fucked up the career translation because her main story calls her "Bell"
>>551842685in. the. jar.
>>551842947You should be at 10 gold and 10 rainbow shards now assuming you completed Fuji's thing.
>>551842567-MLB Kitasan-MLB sweepy-LB1 SSR Riko-LB2 Biko-LB2 Wit Neicha-Borrowed MLB SSR Tamamo Cross staminathe deck of a coping man with poor impulse control
>>551842917now they're just memeing, kachidev isn't fully reliable but Spurt Rate: 82.8% at Awful mood is fine
>>551843267>marvelous sunday cryingdoes she really?
>>551842685Who... Is this?
>>551843301>10you mean 9, right...?
how long is it going to be until youtubers catch onto the power of dueling
>>551843301Uh bro?>>551843532SameDont scare me now
>>551843019I tried, but she didn't come for me. I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Is this enough or should i take corner recovery?
>>551843532>>551843621it is 9 rainbow, duhyou get 2 golds and 1 rainbow from the legend races
>>551843621Oh, sorry, I meant the shard you get for getting plat in CM. I assumed everyone here had that one.
>>551843532The tenth is hidden behind the Sleipnir Stakes mission/challenge, which you probably should knock out before the end of the year given their current schedule
>>551843564never because dueling consumes a bit of extra stamina and doesn't show up on simulators, where most retards just take the minimum at face value and run with it
>>551843532>>551843621Uhh bros?
>>551843564>still cherry picking that one race he wonnigga nobody is going to fall for this retarded shit
>>551843675Take corner recovery
>>551843564Charles mentions dueling in literally every video he makes.
Gaslighting in progress
>>551843784The what? I don't have that in my missions list.
>>551844018bricked...
>>551842440Got all the essentials, probably do bored level 1 and 2 runs if I'm doing parent runs when I run out of borrows.
>>551843953I was planning not to, but fater buying all skills it was either ramp up or straight adept + corner recovery, so i might as well take it
>>551844018Anon…
>>551843787>consumes a bit of extra staminayeah, that's called going a bit faster
>had to go to full pity to get Doberfuck my chud nigger lifeat least I got some other stuff I didn't have>hishi amazon>seiun sky>bourbon>fantasy grass>fantasy pasaseiun, bobo, and hishi are good but the fantasy alts kinda suck
There are only 9 rainbow shards and 10 gold available until now.
>>551844180fantasy pasa is good
>>551844089>>551844123FUUUUUUUUUCK I TOOK LIKE 4 DAYS OFF FOR THE HOLIDAYS DONT TELL ME I MISSED A CRYSTAL SHARD EVENT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551844260is it good? I don't think I've ever seen anyone use or recommend it in any of the CMs since it came out
>>551844279just buy it like a normal person
Hey Uma quick question.I already have Kitachan maxxed, alongside sweepy, and I plan on blowing my carat load on either of two banners: Topro SPD or Full Metal Fukukitaru. Those are my picks for cards, since the rest im saving for all of Canopus and Neichan altsI know one,or the other, at MLB is a great investment for future CMs but no one can quite explain to me what are the differences. Can someone tell me how it is?
>>551843784I play this game every day, I have never heard of this mission
>>551844347MY KING SO CUTE
98625341Testing my new jobber
>>551843784please tell me this is an oguri gaslight
>>551844361because no one had it or rolled for it
>>551844279>>551792648 >same exact picIt's not real anon, chill
>>551844523Yeah it's somewhat hidden. To see the announcement for it you needed to play on a non-day, not every day
>>551844402I didn't read any of this, but I'm gonna say that Nice looks so erotic.
>>551844402NTR special is to work with fan gains, if your uma makes fans then you use it.Fuku's card gives raw stats at the start and skill points, good for MANT early snowballing.If you're F2P don't get any of them, borrow them accordingly. But if you must roll, Fuku's has a higher usage.
You are BRICKED. You were always and will always be BRICKED. You will NEVER be unBRICKED. From BRICKS you came and to BRICKS henceforth you will go.
>>551844402Top Road slowly gains training effectiveness the more fans you have. Fuku is basically a pal card that gives +30 to all stats. Honest opinion though MANT is so easy (albeit grindy) you don't need either, and by the time the next scenario comes up we'll have better choices.
>>551844847Oguri is not smart enough to say this
>>551844402Fukukitaru is essentially a pal card, one of her best feature is giving a shitton of initial stats (30 for every stats) to help with MANT since you wanna race as early as possible, she has 0 specialty priority tho so outside of MANT you can't rely on Fukukitaru as a main speed card, she's still a solid 3rd option thanks to the raw stats she provides.
>>551844180should have stopped and transitioned to become a frontgawd when you got seiun
>>551844402They're not great investments, NTR card has good skills but her stats are pretty bad and the only reason she's mentioned is the 10% race bonus (ps, SR windy has 10% race bonus with better stats) the 20% TE is pure baitMatikanefukukitaro is halfway a pal card that gives Failure Protection and Energy Cost Reduction while giving a fat slat stat boost that will kickstart your careers and get you to winning races more consistently fasterI'd honestly skip, there are better cards, unless you really wanna minmax MANT
>>551844739I see. Why do you reccomend not rolling? I did some preeliminary investigation and supposedly Fuku sees a bunch of play past MANT. Should I save for more Cards or is it just a case of "Dont bother with newer cards if you have Sweep and Kita"?
>>551844854That sounds like the kind of thing that will be super powerful in MANT but people will still find a way to blow way out of proportion.
>>551844935The localizers changed it a little
Where are the lobies?
>>551843881>cherry pickingit's a room from today. how many different races do you want? Already beat an /uma/ test room. Here's the parsehttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=g2RlVbpaNE>nobody is going to fall for this retarded shitalready seeing other guts umas in random rooms. and they're winning if i'm not.
>>551845048Behind the uma barn.
Doughbah
Warning: Do not fucking wank with your mouth open while lying downHad to learn it the hard way
>>551845019Because NTR stops being good as soon as the scenario doesn't require you run every single race, and Fuku comes too late into MANT to be worth the investment.
>>551844854>>551844951>>551845014I see. Thanks a lot lads. Any reccomendation on a card I should "get" down the line? I quite enjoy PvP so I like planning ahead for that and since most of my favorite Umas are 1-2* stars I dont think ill be rolling for Umas for like a year or two
>>551845275
>>551845275>he doesn't do it in a sock or sponge
>Umas your ningen
>>551845275I need the full pic
>>551844869I already came to Dia today.. I have nothing left
>>551845275Rice would say this
>>551844847Yeah spending 130 rolls on dober and not getting dober bricked me. Spending the other 150 of my dober fund to get the last kitasan felt like shit
>>551844361I saw her during Virgo and she could work decently enough. I'm cycling through umas and landed on Paizuri Pasa to run for this CM, this is what I'm rolling with. Wish I got her more wit and maybe more stamina so I didn't have to throw a gold recovery on her. Probably will still suck depending on how front/pace heavy lobbies can get, but I was happy even getting a medium S on a Ryan/Taiki parent within 7 runs.
>>551845275>wank with your mouth openDo you moan when you wank? I lowkenuinely do too...
>>551845275Describe taste
>failed training on a 2% chance three times in five turns
>>551845364Kiryuin is looking real nice todayMaybe invite her to the onsen again
>>551845412Of course, I even say the uma's name
>>551845370NTA but its a doujin from awei
>>551845364Now do Riko
>>551845101isn't that the data you always post? If it's not consistent, then it's not that good as a strategy
>>551845019>Why do you reccomend not rolling?Because I assume you have a deck ready for MANT. If you have 60-70% race bonus in your deck, you will be fine. The Marvelous Sunday event card gives 15% race bonus, check if you have 60-70% race bonus including that card. If you do, then you don't need to roll and can borrow these cards.
>>551839629>>551839754>>551841590>>551841856Those umas aren't anywhere close to being safe and will just job to weaker umas though.
>>551845291I honestly think Fuku is worth it if you're not planning on rolling any umas, would definitely help you coast through MANT since you can just borrow other more specialized cards
>>551845195No wonder Dober is perfection
>>551845449It was warm and salty
>>551845291The only real "must haves" are speed cards with good specialty priority and training effect. They pretty much only come around ever anniversary.
>>551845523>Umamusume are born to run>”BULL *cough cough* SHIT *wheeeze*”
>>551845275in the moment its not that bad
last sunday of the year post sundays
>>551845470Based
CHAT SHOULD I DO IT?
>>551844893
Would you?
I should've seen em coming... The Mejewros...
why are you fags nutting in your own mouth??? wtf???
>>551845761it's free protein
>>551845729If you're looking for laughs, know that I find this habit of calling everyone chat annoying.
>>551845729yeppers
>>551845690sundays
>>551845761super creek made me do it
>>551845647Whats the 5th anniversary card looking like?
>>551845690
>>551845729>>551845827>>551845830GREEN WOMAN SAYS THAT I CAN WIN
>>551845761>He doesn't get even a tiny bit morbidly curious about what cum tastes like
dobah
>>551845560>>551845609I MLB'd Neichan's card because she's my waifu and I have all event cards+ some like Air Groove Guts MLB and stuff. So I think im fine?
>>551845868
man, being an SSRlet is so annoying, you completely miss out on deck building because all my SSRs are 0LB and fucking useless and I have to use my SRsI do kinda like to look at the stats and skills and choose the best deck for my uma but I can't
>>551845850It will be Ebayan
>>551845275>>551845501This doujin killed billions
>>551845868>>551845935I knew she wouldn't lie to me. I love you, green woman.
>>551845936SRs are better anyway
>>551845761If you drink coconut juice its technically semen anyway.
>>551845529when i was posting webms & parses I was posting the parse for each webm.>If it's not consistent, then it's not that good as a strategyit's at least pump tier and pump lates is an accepted strategy.>>551843993i've only seen him mention it as a stamina alternative or a minor speed boost.
>>551845907stealing this dobah
>>551846024Is this guts training?
>Cafe's friend is also her wingmanBased ghost.
>>551845607Everyone jobs to weaker umas in CM. The RNG will get you no matter what. Those ratings and skills are better than most sweaty whales.Finals are never guaranteed so why doom post about it.
museum mile is going to be a very funny uma when it gets added to the game
>>551845934Yes, you should be fine. Save your carats for better cards and the umas you like.
>>551845865hmm
>>551845986BOBO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. I KNOW YOU JUST BEAT THE TURF QUEENS CALM YOUR TITS.
>>551846032…I am NOT googling that.
>>551845975Sex. Sex with Rice.
I had a dream where Mambo got Mambocalypse and around 10 members left leaving them at B.I knew it was too good to be true.
Why is Dober so fucking thirsty for torena's dick?
>>551846141GO BIG OR GO HOME
Dober looks good naked
>>551846024SHE WOULD NEVER!
>>551846024Such a lewd girl.
>>551846178>hoping for the downfall of othersof course it is a curren nigger
>>551846024Can women actually do that or is it just a hentai invention?
>>551846253>Let's Bot!TURBO NO
>>551846213Take off your pantsIts for her next doujin
>>551846129
>>551846269I can do that easily, everyone should be able to
>finished about 4 career runs during fan runs at level 2>all ace run attempts have been done at level 1>did 1 level 5 for the funs on king halo>pretty much 70% done with it>still 6 days to goWhy do you guys cry about not getting the rainbow crystals or the carats?Just play the fucking game and you'll finish everything.
>>551846234
>>551846234>600 power>600 wit>Running 2 cards for concentration Anon...
>>551846032I saw that video the other day, kek.
>>551846351>black barscrrrrrrrringe
>>551846042
I WANT TO BRUSH STEGO'S PERFECT TAIL
>>551846234What do you even click after this? Just keep doing speed rainbows for the power?
Taishin career is literally fucking impossible with Showtime on, B and W have insanely busted stats and skills holy fuck
>>551846254hobo jacket
>>551846340>needed to pussy level 1 for ace runslol
>Claimed to hate men>Has lustful thoughts on her trainer(male)Uuuuuuuuuh
>>551846330She walked in on ME!
>>551846024I hate this shitwhy isnt it Fuku? Cafe or Ryan? Who give a shit about belno or whatever cant even get hard
>>551846407maybe the next time you take a bath with her
>>551846213Tsuns are just like that
>>551846024America changed her, didn't it?
>>551846473I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BELNO, MOTHERFUCKER.
>>551846337I can't do anything close to that. Even if I weren't fat there's no way I could bend my legs that far.
>>551846393
How would Dober react after walking in on me having sex with her roommate Taiki?
>>551846462>incels claim to hate women>desperate for their touchmany such cases!
>>551843564Everyone is talking about this don't act like you've discovered this groundbreaking strategy that all of us already knew, idiot.
>>551846234Power is looking low but those are nice stats for having zero wit cards.I'm waiting for SSR Maya speed before I start training front Rice
>>551846213I've been telling since forever that she's just a closet pervert
Which one?
>>551846619may i see 1 video that describes the lengths guts can cover
>>551846372Shh. Trust the plan. Also Suzie's fucking event chain never finished. Green woman bailed me out.>>551846419I let RNG take the wheel after that. Yes, this run ended a while ago. I'm just REALLY fucking happy I finally got an S rank on best girl and I wanted to share. It's why I hate bringing 3 speed cards in Aoharu even on 0% gainers. If they all actually show up you cap speed early...>>551846391Here's your (You). I'm not cropping them, and 16:10 is the superior aspect ratio.>>551846649>spoilerBased
>>551846454Useful hobo jacket that holds all the means of survival in the wilderness.
>>551846473I want to have sex with Belno more than any of the ugly bitches you mentioned
>>551846351broski, it's a 10%, that's freecall me when you gamba on a 40%
>>551843564Kinda seems fortunate that Oguri got blocked just as she hit pulse.
>>55184672716:10 in 2025/6 of our lord is cuck behavior and means youre a POORAFG with a super old screen
>>551846592
>>551846590
>>551843564VFs entire triangle offense bullshit is built on abusing dueling
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>very first Dober run>constant sleep depriveds>night owl>can't win any optional races>failed URAsTh-this isn't how this is supposed to go...
>>551846810And you'll pry my 10-bit native 16:10 panels from my cold, dead hands. If it ain't broke, don't fucking fix it. When they go back to making monitors worth buying, I'll buy one. You can take your ultra wide OLED and shove it up your ass, the ultra wide way.
Should I make another front ace if I'm running big niger, just in case? or a pace?
>>551846845
>>551846601Yeah but not real w*men though
They could honestly make an anime season about Croix du Nord, Masquerade Ball, and Museum Mile’s gen. What a generation of strong colts with memorable races so far. Hopefully they can all face off against each other again next year too
>>551846821>trainer copying Taikicute
>>551847029My precious luna-channy!
>>551846727That's a very nice Bourb. I would've taken nimble/NSM just in case you match against a Suzuka though, I'm guessing Creek didn't finish.
>>551847006Front with shooting
>>551846601They should invent women that aren’t absolutely terrible in every way to solve this
>>55184681016:10 is based and they even make screens in that aspect ratio in HDR now
>>551846213That's what happens when you isolate a girl from the opposite sex for so long
>>551847136Just wait until we unlock the secrets of DNA. We will have uma musumes IRL.
I haven't seen Dober's ult trigger once in career.
>>551847101Creek did finish. I set out to make her "work" without wasting any skill points on recoveries. Are people really going to bring bignigs to Sagittarius?
>>551846473Based
>>551847257You never see Ryan's either. It's just a late thing.
SHOWTIME!
plenty of cute honses, but none as cute as luna
How would Dober feel about you dating all the Mejiros at once?
>>551847234That place gives me the creeps
>>551846930thats true still feels like an undersells it with how low guts he's recommending. The power and guts recs should be flipped.>>551846791doubt she was blocked there but i haven't parsed that race. this one was parsed to confirm she wasn't blocked among other things.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=phcyghRVut
>>551840037Pokke umanko
>>551847347
>>551847257because it's dependent on your relative position. it's only 5th in an 8 person race, if there are 18 umas then it's like... 12th or something.
>>551847251Double-edged sword. I do not want to know what the average woman would do with the ability to manipulate DNA.
>>551847347paizuri from topro-chan probably feels incredible
Which one should I replace Suzuka withI still have my SR crystal if needed
>>551847154Wait, do they really? I doubt I'm going to find one that's 10-bit native (or even 8+FRC) for less than $1000 but any good recs?
>>551846601Gold City is desperate to have my cum on her face
>>551847452It's 5,6,7
>>551839226Hello handsome
>>551847559halo
sex?
>>551847559Halo at MLB is great OTHER THAN the complete lack of race and fan bonus. I don't know that it'd be worth using the crystal on any of the others.
Hey /uma/! Just a reminder that the Tokyo Daishoten starts in about 2 hours or so. Hope to see you there!Stream:https://kick.com/b01doghosTraining video for each horse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0gBTBE1L5Y
>latefags here will keep being witlets and never trigger dober's ult because lol random rush + wit check failmany such cases
I pulled for dober but I don't think I'll ever use her
>>551847697 yes just not with doba
It was destined, my ZoomGoddess loves me :)
>>551847758>Already trying to seduce Kitahara
I will just use the lazy aces I made during the past few weeks and hope for the best
>>551847697Sure
>>551847721But is it worth it over trying to get Sweep to MLB with crystals. I don't have any plans to pull on support cards until Pasa.
>>551847762the VF gang is working overtime to shill power cards, don't worry. umamusume will never be a wit game under their watch
>>551847862Woah :oHappy for you man
orange
>>551847931!!!
>>551847314I might. She never won in my practice tests though.
>>551845195wtf at least make it a soundpost
i wish i got a single biko during her banner. refused to swipe and i'm feeling the lack of biko. I can cap speed with 2 cards if I had biko but I want to borrow something else
>>551847559How do you not have MLB SRs? You have goldship card, so you are not a new reroller...
>>551847762Wit doesn't do shit for Dober ult, it only reduces the average duration of rushing since you are more likely to pass the end rush wit check.
>>551840463Got her in 5 rolls
>>551847673DURAMENTEEE
I need MY GIRLS to get lewd posesfuck that belno artist im crashing out
>>551848065what is her problem? lack of stamina, acceleration or low speed?
which of these are you dumping 60k carats into?-Fuku Spd-FineMo Wit/Kawakami Spd-NTR Spd-other
>>551848085Just for you I'll remove the filemwah
>>551848085sounds are for gays shut up or bitch at hiroshimoot
>>551848342I'm not dumping on anything during the f2p scenario
>>551848342first two
>>551848304low spurt speed and lack of mid race skills to widen the lead. If she also whiffs a heal then backliners can easily catch up.
>>551848139Got lucky on Kita banner, 2 copies in 200 + pity + selector + crystal
>>551847862Nice. I'm happy with the spook I got on my cheeky daily pull. Now I have 1LB YEPPERS
>entire classic year summer with no a single rainbow>still manage to get this statswas riko a scam?
>>551848403her foot should be in the trainer's face
>>551848342Hello Tachyon & the second coming of wit nature. Maybe if I get 2 Fukus off freebies I'll MLB her.
>>551848351>You cannot delete a post this oldOh well...
Do you think Digi draws Torena x Trainee doujins, asking for a friend
>>551847939Halo at MLB will probably be usable immediately. Use the card comparison tool on Gametora toreina-san. It will let you compare a bunch of cards at different LB, including multiple levels of the same card.
>>551848342None, I have 3LB Finemo, Neicha, and Creek so I'll be using 2 selector tickets and uncap gem on those three so I can not pull on support cards until Speed Maruzensky
>>551848065Interesting. Based Suzubro. I used my "square peg, round hole" slot on my team for Long Vodka. And this Bobo. And whatever Gold Ship I can shit out between now and then.
>>551848537he keeps getting away with it
>>551848506Obviously
Santa anita park was packed today apparentlyTheir largest opening day crowd since 2016 and their largest sunday opener this century so far with just under 42K people in attendanceHope this is a reoccuring theme over the next year with other major races in the US
>>551848701picrel is my prototype I'm testing
Leaf is my favorite Uma Musume.
>>551848342>-Fuku Spd>-NTR SpdImagine bricking your account by not rolling for this
>>551848251
>>551848464Riko is just trash with at 0LB, you might as well use another card MLB Riko is different
>>551847862
I'm grinding bakushin careers for the stupid fuji shit, so because she's a sprinter I can finally stop giving a shit about riko, so after 10 careers borrowing pic related......How the FUCK is this bitch the supposed ultimate meta card? >NEVER on wit, sometimes not even on the board>ZERO good events outside of practice perfect>takes forever to get to rainbows, no hints to help you get there either>even if you do get a hint you only get a single rank>gold skill event sucks your energy even if it's agemasenI mean yeah, you get a rainbow she gives the most wit. ... that's it huh? EVERY SINGLE FLAW I listed is outweighed by that? I'm damn near temped to skip her banner now
>>551848537It takes all my self control to not smooch a hors
>>551848760In order to make friends with the US horse racing scene, Cygames should make it so you get 1500 carots for going to a sponsored race.
>>551848342Fuku because I can't use NTR on NTR
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*helps you out more than speed Fuku could*
>>551848982she was an intense start of global gaslight and one i fell for completelyall that time i spent rerolling for finemo because she was apparently an omega meta must-have card, i could've used all that time and effort for creek or MLB sweep
>>551847952The end closer wit video that made the rounds last week was uploaded by VF's boyfriend.
Tell me the reason why I shouldn't recycling my Libra winners to Sagittarius?
>>551848982did you miss the buff she gives you
>>551849118I need buhiis to whale for her NOW so I can start training fronts for Sagittarius
>>551848342I won't dump 60 on anything until at least Tachyon/Light Hello.
Is Corner Connoisseur any good?
>>55184898215% TEFM is basically the "if she high rolls she's insane" type.
>>551849275>ZERO good events outside of practice perfectand desu kitasan already does that and practice perfect isn't that big of a deal
>>551849323Not this CM
>>551849323much like Rushing Gale, Turbo Sprint, and similar random acceleration skills, they're amazing if they proc exactly when you need them and offer 0 benefit any other timesuper gambling skills that surpass even things like OYL in terms of how much you're gambaing
if you're brocked you're brocked
>>551848982If she decides to show up on wit with another wit card you get +70 wit from double rainbow.
>>551849197your pump? your moving?
>>551846307Did you not watch the latest guide
>>551848982You're supposed to stack TE, people forget to tell you this, but you need Biko, Creek to make her work
>>551849556I don't care about your balding chinese man
>>551849118YOSH!!! IKUYO!!*camps on Guts and Wits for several turns in a row while not finishing her event chain*
>>551849475DARING SEX!
your juvenile filly?
>>551849651How many cm has he won so far even
>>551848982She's a high roll card, I've seen assholes with 1 wit card and just her alone get 1100 wit
>>551849395>>551849471Thank you!
Seeking the Breasts
>>551849798Seeking the Pearl necklace
>>551849798>create absolute sex>make her uselessFuck cygays
>>551849798Seeking the Eggs
I'm trying to plan out my carat spending and I know there are people ITT who played on the other servers. Is Mejrio Bright good? Her kit looks interesting, but also weird and maybe a bit too gambly.
>get Kitasan MLB>Still dont have great SRs>train for Scorpio>almost never hit 1200 speed, cant hit enough stamina without sacrificing other stats>decide fuck it, lets go guts and swap in Urara guts. Also swapped in Bijin welfare guts, she's actually pretty good>Consistently get around 1200 speed and enough guts every timeShe's legit the goat, why did everybody lie that guts was a meme
This game makes me too fucking angry, I don't even have a pic that can express it
I should finish this...
>>551850040Do tell
>>551850040
>>551850013Pics or didn't happen
>>5518497422Thats 1 more than witgod
>>551849291I have no doubt for whales to do that, she's luckily a decent Year 1 support card in that her chain event is good and isn't agemasen.>>551849660No way, she would never betray me, her unique gives a slight friendship gauge this time, she's a good friend now.
>>551850013You legitimately low-rolled without Guts, and then high-rolled with Guts. I've tried Guts builds and they require luck to get good stats with.
>>551850106I hate this sound post, I don't know why but I hate it
>>551850013Post deck and Uma stats
Looks like the adfags are outright lying again, time to clean some things up since this general still can't have a single correct opinion!>>551847952LITERALLY THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! Great post completely lying anon - VF can't stop shilling fine motion every waking moment which brings me to this post:>>551848982>>551849163You need to absolutely escape this mindset of "I got unlucky this this is bad" or Uma musume WILL Filter you, like you are in critical brick levels and MANT will probably make you quit the game. You need that card or you simply will exit competitive content until 2027.>>551849347>>551849537These anons have a bit of the right idea, although this:>>551849605anon is wrong. Ironically the closest one to being right is your final reply:>>551849746You are soon going to be at a part of the game where you are not going to use 3-4 speed card anymore, or 3 wit cards, as soon as you realize that, the better, or enjoy not even making it to A finals (let alone winning)
>>551850013Did you fall into a coma back in June?Guts has stopped being meme since November while everybody said Urara and Yeppers were good guts cards
>>551848956I have MBL Riko, she is still trash lol
a girl I know went to the American Oaks today and said the whole place was crawling with uma cosplayers and fans wearing uma merch. The gambling boomers were taking photos of the cosplayers not even knowing who the fuck they were supposed to be. This is kind of surreal bros. Did Cygames actually singlehandedly make horse racing popular again?
>>551849981I don't know, but she's based.
>>551850205go back to discordbuy an addidn't read your post but I know you're a fag, or brown, maybe both
>>551849981"Good" or "bad" is a meme. If you like the horse you can always train it to be useable. There were people winning the last Mile CM with fucking stay gold. The horse with G rank in mile and one of her skill evolutions literally cannot be used in a mile race.
>>551850205buy an ad
advertising/spammingthen ignore
>>551850341Teio makes the best reactions
>>551850205>You need to absolutely escape this mindset of "I got unlucky this this is bad"Stopped reading thereUma is a luck game
>>551850323>>551850328>I can outright lie to anons and spread misinformation but DON'T CALL ME OUT >:(Not going anywhere
>>551850383Does that make Rice a good girl?
>>551850453correct
>>551850205>You need that card or you simply will exit competitive content until 2027i've been gaslit again and again and again still from this game's global inception until the modern dayi've had enough, i am following my gut from now on
>>551850465Please eat bread properly
Where did my friends go
>>551848538Sweep looks better tbqh. How fast do we get gold crystals?
>>551850465Rice has always been a good girl
>>551850513The soundpost, NOW!please
>join a lobby>only one suzuka is there>might as well just skip because it's a forgone conclusion the suzuka won>only way for suzuka to not win is if there's another suzuka and they kill each otherThis meta SUCKS.
>>551850228Like half the community still treats it like a negative stat though. The last streamer I watched play career mode refused to click it no matter how many unity/skill/burst bubbles were on it and I think even said "ew" when a backseater said she should take it.
Honestly, you can say anything you want about VF because no one here actually watches that mutt. Yes, including that """fanboy""" up there.
>>551850547After that 4% training failure pre-debut race they all decided to leave the run to save you some time
>>551850205Buy an ad retard, also never @ me again to use me as an example for your gaslight, niggerWhat I am telling it is true, unlike you
>>551850640…this actually happened.
>>551850612>streamertheyre all shitters anyway lol
>>551850269Yeah there was noticable ammount of people with uma merch aboutSome people were in cosplay tooWould be nice if horse racing in the states had resurgance after shrinking as a hobby the last 25 yearsThough i mostly attribute the lack of people attending the last 25 years to a lack of advertising in the states surrounding it, umamusume has done wonders in regards to drawing attention to it as a sport
>>551850657>unironically avatarfagging with NTRY i k e s
>>551850625The only thing I can say about that retard is: buy an ad.
>>551850586I still prefer King for the power bonus and massive hints. Also after doing many runs with Sweep I find that she ditches training too frequently to be consistently usable.
>>551850432Piggers with their 6 MLB SSRs really say shit like this isn't a luck game and then you get a career where you get 8 mood downs, 3 conditions, very little training bubbles, and no rainbows.
>>551850612Yeah those guys are just retarded. I wouldn't take EVERY unity bubble on guts but if there's like two stacked up there and a bunch of white arrows then I'd tap it.
>>551850682Would goldship feel bad if she put her trainer into a coma?Or would she laugh it off?
>>551850730>Post image of uma>AAAIIIEE HE IS AVATARFAGGING HELP ME I AM GOING INSANE NIGGER MANTake your meds schizo retardDon't you have an Stego to chase and suck his cock?
>>551850326Easier or harder than a properly built front runner like Maruzensky?
>>551850598i don't have it sorry
>only using 3 SSR cards and one of them is Riko so she doesn't count>only 2 event chains finishLOL! LMAO!
is the sprint CM right or left handed?
https://youtu.be/ymUJgnUKXo8
>>551850872It's upperhanded if you really think about it
>>551850861Making sweet love to that cripple
>>551850889buy an ad
>>551850889EW THE BLUE ARCHIVE GUY
>>551850872*flips a coin* Hmm. Left.
>>551850838>Likes NTR (with zero irony)>one of those "stego is trans" fags from twitterNever post again, you're an absolutely rancid poster jesus christ
>>551850889Why shouldn't it go hard? I always found it a stupid thing to say.
>>551850931I prefer the first doujin desu
>>551850612Guts bombs are indeed bad though. Gives less stats than Speed/Stamina/Power bombs. One advantage of Guts training is that it gives the most stats, and that's kinda nullified. I will do Guts bombs though if I'm doing a build where I don't need hit Stamina training, (e.g. a speed/power/wit build)
>>551850861oh..guess I'll go to bed unhappy...
>>5518488432 golds not overkill?
>>551851021Which one?
This is the 6th time today she's done her +30 energy event while I am practically full...
>>551851095the first one
>>551850982Never @ me again, brown retard>"stego is trans"Yeah you are low IQDon't @ me again>twitterIt's called X
I am retarded. Please choose the skills for me.
>>551851123no one cares biko oinker
>>551850703That's kind of my point. Random 2view variety streamers are the average player. Tryhards like Witgod or VF are the minority. Even keeping up with patch notes and tryhard creators' videos is more effort than the majority of players put in.
>>551851095This one>>551845501
>>551851130
>clubdrama>CCdrama>botdrama/paypigdrana>rinse and repeatThis is the state of this general the past few weeks.
>>551851164Post deck
>>551851167F2Ps can't borrow Biko?
>>551851164speed star
>>551851164It’s On, Nimble Nav, Prof, Maestro, and a couple Greens and Grey speeds
>>551851068Based on my results, not necessarily. Could probably go 1 gold + 1 white
>random yt video>says nothing, or some random garbagebuy__________________an_____ad____________you______________faggot______lmao___
>>551851164I don't help metafags
>>551851242CM posting will save us, I got my seething about fronts sending my paces to 7th ready
>>551851267real f2ps borrow riko
>be a nurse in cali>make 180k a year before taxesWhat's your excuse for being a poorfag?
>>551851182Thanks
>>551850838>NTR OP spammer was the stegoschizoI guess that checks out
39493161Scorpio test, will post a webm.Also I'm horny.
>>551851242what do you contribute to this thread
>>551851242What do you want to talk about O', curren chan posterI don't think there's been that much club drama, just the usual tickezo schizos
>>551850205Finemo? Really? This is the new gaslight?
>>551851242CM day and HOguri will fix things
>>551850586Better at MLB, but you can MLB Kingu NOW and you'll need how many more crystals to get sweepy usable?
>>551851371Cleaning bedpans pays that?!
>>5518513711. I'm a lazy bitch2. I refuse to waste my money on f2p trash that can die at literally any moment, taking all my investment with itI'd rather buy some trash Triple A game for $70, at least I'll have that one "forever" on a technical basis.
>>551851164Just b urself
>>551851243I can't exit the screen until I've chosen my skills...>>551851321And the rest of my 1500 points?>>551851336Which greens other than rainy days? Will Straightway Descent not work this CM? Any of them I should absolutely avoid?
>>551851371>before taxes>in CASo 70k take home?
>>551851371>$50k after taxes>$20k after rent
>>551851242Those suck but I'd much rather have those than unironic sloptuber shills
>>551851371nurses work 18 hours a day and are blackI can't do any of those but I earn twice that working 20 hours a week
>>551851341I mean it's only 2500m. I'd say ~1000 stam and one gold covers her, easily. Don't lone oonige basically only burn stam at pace chaser rates? Frees up a lot of skill points for your mid-race velocity.
>>551851349>>551850941>>551850974>>551851542wow I wonder why /uma/ turns to brown sloptubers for game info, total mystery, I guess I'll just hope it stops happening!
>>551851371>Nurse>CaliforniaYou couldn't pay me to deal with that many Filipinos
>>551851242Should I....you know?
Umasumi, you FAT FUCKING LOSERS!>>551851540Cute FAT FUCK boy! I should make me some nuggies tomorrow, had fish today, and burger before that.
>>551851642AAIIEEEE DON'T DO THAT CURREN CHAN
>>551851642Yeah, slurp that up Curren...
>>551851548Fall runner, left handed... Spoonfedbro atleast know the track.
>>551851596You can start by not being a soulless metafaggotMaybe then I will think about helping you out of pityI gain nothing from it
>>551851562*50k in taxes 60k
>>551851242Pretty sure its just one or two anons putting in extra effort over the holidays
>>551851548If you're getting maestro then skip rainy days and get left-handed + fall runner
>>551851548Not Rainy Days. That raises Guts. Fall Runner and Left Handed. Straitaway descent doesn’t proc in a great place this CM. Obviously avoid anything for Mile or Sprint, and don’t bother double circling anything, your resources are better spent spread out here.
>>551851242>clubdramathat shits just funny>CCdramaautism>botdramaEXTREMELY temporary/short term>paypigscomes with the gacha genre, get over it>rise and repeathappens when you have a general that talks about one singular thing 24/7 without giving it room to breath in a natural wayalso the fact that you didn't mention sloptuber ONCE is extremely telling>curren cucks shilling their favorite browntuberdisgusting
>>551851737Taiki is just gonna take her newyears kiss if you dont give it willingly
>>551851596There’s a difference between “damn I’m dumb and I don’t know what to do”, that deserves honest help. “Damn I’m lazy and won’t look up the direction of the Sprint Track next CM” does not deserve honest help
>>551851596>guy getting tons of replies for what skills to get>meanwhile dumbshit comment that can be looked up on gametora gets memed onI wonder what the difference was
>>551851671Good nit slep well
This is you and which uma?
>>551850704>There was another /uma/dacchi there>Tfw I missed the /vg/ meetup at American Oaks >Tfw no drinking beer and saying UMAEEE with my bros
how it feels when the game fails your 3% triple rainbow training 4 times
Late Surger chads? how our strategies to beat Frontfaggots hogging position?
>>551852201delete account
>>551852126>wanting to meet up with known rapists/pedosanyon nyooooo dont get violated your poor butt virginity
>>551852201Dominator and lots of medium race velocity skills, don't bet on pump, SFV and NSM will make you win
>>551852039That's what I'd do if I was a jockey and my honse just won a triple crown
believe it
>>551850141>>551850198These were all my first tries after I swapped in Guts cards yesterday, except for Ryan, I borrowed Zenno Rob Roy before but decided to risk not having a gold recovery except for Grass just in caseI need to redo them for at least Medium S but Ive been consistently hitting 1200 speed, 1k power, and enough Stam and Guts, and high guts is actually better for duels and the final spurtI've been doing a bunch of runs where I often couldnt even hit 1k on a single stats, or rarely just 1k speed. I generally swapped out 4lb Marvelous Sunday or 3lb Tachyon for the guts cardsI've been getting lower wits but honestly id rather be able to hit consistent 1200 speed because I know the closer you get to finals you'll never win without high speed
>>551852201Bro your Dober?
>>551851737>>551851808>>551851812>>551851243Thanks bwos, here's the end result with deck
>>551852292retard said guess the CM as if this isn't the only non sunny CM
Bros my little sister is getting bored of the gamePlaying with her was the main reason I was playing, I think the fuji event tilted her or something, is there something I can hype her up with?
>>551852274I'm sure a lot of anons here are nice in real life. Maybe a little gay, a little racist but I'd be down to talk with some of them for a day while watching horses
>>551852375>He actually picked NSMBwo...
>>551850141>>551850198>>551852307I fucked up these are the guts umas
>>551852430Watch the Anime with her
¿bakushin?
lollmaohilarious
>>551852375Good job bricking his build, fellas. We got 'em.
>>551852201I'm a frontfag and I keep getting raped by lates in lobbies...
nice
>>551852274I've got nothing to fear since I'm not a mare
>>551852375Pretty good, looks strong, try it out in a couple rooms
>>551852430onii-sama...
>>551852475All glue
>>551850205Buy an adBut he's a really bad example anyway.He himself wasn't competitive until he pigged out hard (and even then jobbed) so clearly he's either just bad at the game or the game is p2w casino with all that "knowledge" meaning little.
scoprio scrimmage167613311676133116761331
>>551852375>NSM>straight descent>straightaway acceleration
>>551852375straightaway accel and straight descent is useless here...
>>551852430
>>551852621NSM is essential, you got gaslight by oguri tama-chan.
>>551852375>800 stam>maestro
>>551852430Quick!Have sex with herTrust me this will work
>>551847421what the heck is hakuraku....
The Rentry in the OP is about half a year out of date, what am I looking for on a new account if I want to play casually on my phone? Do I still just go straight to PvP to get people to borrow from?
>>551852525Did you like my magic trick?
>>551852465>>551852550>>551852621>>551852628>>551852674Nyo... Whatever I'll just luck out in the finals>>551852570Thanks bwo, will do
>>551852667No it's not. It's literally gambling. I took nimble nav on all my umas and have joined at least 50 room matches now and I can count on my hands the number of times it activated in a good place.
>>551851386OONIGES GET OUT MY CM.
>>551852430>Playing with her was the main reason I was playing
>>551852430Literally Dober. Show her the difference between your Dober and her Dober
>>551852815Post the Taiki's skills and deck
>>551852815bwo your taiki gassed out
>>551852598man I just wanna log in do a few runs and do good enough to hit A finals
done
>>551852815nice nimble proc
does this actually work machamps
>>551853042how are you done when you are missing 900 carats
>>551852513we did, she liked it and screamed when tama/oguri hugged, but it's over now. We looked at pretty derby but it looked kinda awful (sorry spechan)>>551852819You don't want to bond with a sibling? Our parents are dead and we didn't have a lot in common before this game, so it was a good way to hang out and have something to talk about>>551852682She's orc-tier ugly (but so am I) and basically hits every "liberal SJW" /pol/ stereotype you can think of, real life isn't anime anon, aint no lust in this house
>>551852017Wtf kind of site is gametorah, sounds like jewish that will install spywares on my pc
>>551852815>gasses out in solo Neicha roomoh no no no no
>>551853085go back to umajp fag
48548308One more Scorpio webm
>>551852815Is Suzuka-Taiki-Grass the new Oguri-Golshi-Nature?
>>551853042>he's not grinding cane rewards by now for the secret cane caratsngmi
>>551853085Don’t go back. Stay here, Machamp.
I will NOT skip Oguri
>>551853120>not watching S2
I don't know how anyone would even want to bother with the Kiseki event desuI myself have given up
>>551850228>Guts has stopped being meme since November while everybody said Urara and Yeppers were good guts cardsguts is still a meme to the community. it's still regarded as less important than power. even on a race that halves the effect of power where dueling lets you skip the power check on the hill it's still considered a meme stat. If you polled the community on what the second and third most important stats are on this CM guts would get like 0 votes in either.
>>551853120Season 1 is kinda whatever but Season 2 is good, you can try giving that one the old three episode rule
do i have to pull for fuku or ntr for MANT? surely MLB yeppers will unbrick my account
>>551852430Now tell her you will play Fuku's game with her soon
>>551853120When I want to do something with my siblings I call them or we go get lunch or we hang out, I do not ask my siblings to play a hyper niche gambling game where race horses are reincarnated into little girls that you train wherein they often have romantic undertones
>>551853245Fuck Teio
>>551853120>not fucking his own sister until she becomes a trad wife, blood relations and allFag
>>551853328yes anon, pull during the f2p scenario
>>551853385Gladly
>>551853328yes, if you don't pull you're bricked
>>551852689God I should have pulled Fuji
>>551853362Wow, I'm sorry - hope your family becomes healthier someday
>>551853085I love Machan
Pull on every banner.
>>551853324What does community opinion have to do with it?
>>551853485Who even makes these
>>5518506061k guts will clear the distance
>>551853120breaks from this game are healthy, burnout is easy when careers don't change all that much and double as much when we're in grind events like thistake an uma break, find an alternative thing you can do together to fill time. i would recommend a game that can last a long time and also can also be played together, like a Monster Hunter. you can also try some funnier niche options like party-based JRPGs where each of you decide which party members you're going to control
>>551853362She got into the game without me even suggesting it, idk what you want manDo you guys not realize uma musume is... popular?
>>551853085plz never leave
>>551853594Agnes Digital
>>551853573I do, but 10pull minumum
Stop pointing up, Falco
>>551853328Mayano SSR is better than both but ((((((((they)))))))) don't want you to know it
>>551853324>even on a race that halves the effect of powerHuh? Are you talking about the soft ground? I thought it's just -50 power
>>551853683
Dober didn't come home bros. I'm devastated.
>>551853797The raped?
>>551853085Who is the pyjamad cutie
>>551853831What pity are you at?
WaitBAKUSHIN HAS A MANGA!?!?!?
>>551853687hey wtf this is my gaslight dont steal it from me
>Muted everything on the laptop>Can still hear very quiet voices in my left headphoneAm i going insane? Umamusume
>>551853120Watch Season 2 you fucking retard
>>551854001
>>551853194Suzu havers must be banned.
>>551854001I read amazing as "umazing" everywhere now, even if it isn't in the context of umamusume.
>>551853989I really mean it though...
Severed heads...
why do you guys refuse to help your fellow trainers, this is a game about helping umas achieve their dreams, you could also help your umadacchis achieve theirs
>>551853396what part of orc tier ugly do you not understand
>>551854001>Am i going insane?I say Umazing now instead of AmazingI also end up most of my sentences with desu waI have been getting weird looks at the job
>>551854147*rapes you*
>>551854082>all those ideal skill procs>lose anywayI really think suzuka is SUCH a problem for the game to the point that nothing else has come closelike it's crazy GOLDSHIP of all things gets way more whining when suzuka literally cannot lose except to another suzuka WHO IS A CHARACTER YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO ROLL FOR
>>551851371>CaliforniaPoverty is better
>>551854082would've won if you had double dominator
>>551854082THE GOAT
Does Dober's unique just do nothing if you got rushed?
>>551854001Its okay anonIts just sunday silence
>>551854152You're the same so not like you can be picky
>>551854142 yukkuri in the modern era people will draw terrible ryona of these
I'm gonna FUCK this horse
Prof of curvature or rushing gale on Grass?
man this is rough where is my S rankusually witmaxx umas are easy as fuck to S rank
>>551854082All those skillsSuzuka : lmao Unrestrained + Angel
>>551854142can i use them as a fleshlight
>>551854537tickezofag...
>>551854573curvaturebut gale isn't too bad on this track because the straight right out of the gate isn't considered a "straight" for some reason
>>551854604You're just not sexually compatible with Bakushin
>>551854573curvature
Good night, /uma/. Build strong, rebuild stronger, and don’t give up.
>>551854147/uma/'s the same place that'll say>haha there's like a one in a million chance you'll ever face anyone from here, don't be stupidbut still scurry away like rats in a hole while screeching>w-w-w-why should i help the enemy?? SKREEEEEEEE
>>551854608The biggest thing that can cuck Suzuka outside of another one is a high wit Maru that paces up enough to overtake
>>551854349Yeppers. It's in the description. U rike?
>>551854573nevermind >>551854669 i'm retarded and mistook gale for beeline burst
>>551854675I mean, neither are you, or anyone here.
>>551854147What, you don't like a little bit of trolling? Are you new?
>double circle affinity>12 runs in a row with no medium S
>>551854823The ONE responsible trainee waiting till after they graduate
>>551854537She's a cutie. Honestly I thought she was going to be more tsun
>>551853085
>>551854823BakuKEKs....
>>551854082>grass almost caught upThat's actually one of the weaker suzukas that would've died with a 2nd suzuka. You don't want to see what a strong one looks like.
how does 1200 guts duel compare to Medium S
>>551855056...Does she think im some kinda mouse?
>>551855107Post the Suzuka's stats
>>551855017>dober smilingWe have a femanon here?
>>551855252She smiles at the male trainer too anon...
>>551855197400 guts is like 1 gold skill but 1200 guts isn't exactly like 3 gold skills
>>551855328Impossible
>>551855056i will accept the cheese
>>551855330i'm retarded anon what does that mean? can I skip med S if I have 1200 guts?
>>551855328This is a gaslight
>>551855252We're hiding under your bed.
>>551855427Show tits
>>551855252Have you even gone through her career?
>>551855427AIIIIEEEEEE
>>551855328>the smile
>>551855427But I sleep and masturbate on top of there!
>>551855221is this NTR
why is this allowed
>>551855609Because you let her down
>>551855394yes cause med S is only worth like 1L
>>551855221is it illegal to seduce your opps
>>551855234It's a "witlet" suzuka. You wouldn't like it, so there's no point.
>>551855448I can't believe Digitan is fucking dead
>>551855372>>551855419>>551855559She has an awfully cute smile
>>551855328Dober a cute!
>>551855609G1 is my cock btw.
>>551855448I get it that people may find it annoying but Digitan suffering mini-strokes mid-sentence is great
>>551855609because you are horrible at this, that's why
>>551855609Because you hang out with ningen women too much
>>551855714Post it
Dober is like all bark and no biteshe will be like >:cbut then she will be like D:>
Man its probably weird seeing trainers trophy cabinet and its just full of various school girls shoes
Dober will 100% rape her trainer
>>551855784sniff
>>551847751Is it the next race?
>>551855779https://youtu.be/mqpY5kEtA2Y?t=45
>>551856031Which one is the stinkiest?
>>551856040Female trainer*
>30 pulls>Wedding MayaIs she good?
>>551856101easily opera
WORK FASTER YOU FUCKING SLAVESI NEED A LONG DOBER PARENT AND I NEED IT NOW
>>551856040If he doesnt make a move eventually then yeah probably.She seems the type
>>551856040True
>>551856040Mejiro Dober is pure...
I will not roll Dober
>>551856186She draws doujinsNoShe is one bad synapse away from telling her trainer he HAS to strip for reference
>>551856140she has F in long you're gonna be waiting a while and the first good one will fill all their followers while you're asleep
>>551856064About an hour to go still
How well does Rudolf perform on Longs? Does Divine Might actually activate or help you win?
>>551856263You should, she's basically giving her self out for free
pure SLUT
>>551856140>Long Dober parentBwo, that's hard to do... Best I can do is a Turf/LS Dober with Long GPs.
Dober will never smile for youbecause you skip heryou cunt
>>551856186You sure about that?
https://x.com/i/status/2003677038914470068real?
God, I wish Dober would rape me.
Man Santa Anita had a ton of cosplayers today
reading dober's doujinshi and realizing she uses her interactions with you as material for her uma x trainer books
I never cared about dober
is oguri's legend race a skill check or is the build cygames used shit
>>551856186All of the Mejiros desire lovey dovey intimacy with their trainerEven Bright
>>551856624McQueen is for Teio
>>551852126I'd love to have gone especially cause I don't have friends anymore and could use any brief respite, but my passport is bloken for the foreseeable future >>551852274>>551852442Small price to pay out of all things I've done in life honestlyBut I havent crossplayed in years so no one would want me anyways
I JUST REALIZED IM IN URA AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BORROW
is 850 stam 450 guts no gold recovery enough
>>551852689Finally finished. Horrible magic trick.25 runs to get everything, at least got 3 okayish parents out of it.
>>551856749Bro......
>>551856762yes
>>551856762stam+guts=1300 + 1 white if you're late/end
BEHOLD
>>551856749AHAHAHA SUFFER Its happened to me way too many times now... Still dont have a single ace
>>551856624Naruhodo
>>551856314I'll take it if it has good blues and spurt
>>551856859>big, fat, impractical racing udders
>double circle affinity >absolute bare minimum inspirations across 3 runsAffinity is a fucking meme
next thread when?
>>551856762Depends on your running style. If you're pace chaser and you get rushed + get debuffed by Natie then you die. If you either just rushed or debuffed by Natie you survive. Just not both.
>>551856706Mackie already became one with her trainer in heart and mind..it's too late for Teio.
>>551856834you mean front/pace?
how many race do you do on Suzuka run?she has SO many skills to buy and so little points to spend
>>551856921why are you gay
>>551856745>CrossplayAnon we're old men, we lift weights and do ironic muscleman cosplays of the girls we like
Back from my model building. What’s the website for the race simulator? I need to rework my aces
the new?
bake thread fast before the ryan and ntr faggots do it
>>551856902She totes fucked her trainer
3 guts 2 wit is actually better than 3 speed 2 wit, wow. You cap speed and still get good power. And guts as a bonus.
>>551856706get this shit yurishit off my general
Personally, I think it's time for a ryan thread
>>551855107>that would've died with a 2nd suzukaYou can't even guarantee killing a Suzuka with another Suzukahttps://files.catbox.moe/4rvf6y.mov
>>551856921>impracticalbro they're for stamina recovery
>>551857113Only after marriage
>>551856917>and spurtgolshiniggers get the rope
>>551855017>>551855427Don't even bother consulting my trainer for advice, you rotten weakling.
>>551855946
>>551857231>>551857231>>551857231
>>551857121>>551856954It's literally canon. Sorry this upsets you.
>>551857224I wouldn't be using golshit if Tamamo released earlier
>>551856859Lewd Halo
>>551856186...ly a whore