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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
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Thread topic: Carol pegging anonthoughts?
>>551855783>pegi think youve got the wrong impression
>>551855783To each their own
I keep seeing a ai chatbot ad at the top of 4chan with a foot grinding on a bulge through their undies and quite frankly I'm pissed that I get a boner every time I see it
>>551855924>Not using adblockerServes you right
fave is tipsy and wants drawing requests please
>>551855924do it. whats the worst that could happen :)
>>551856006Your fave having a drink at Ramb's bar.
>>551856006lancer tied to a fishing rod being cast as bait by susie
>>551856006susie does the 900 and causes so much applause from hometown that the roaring happens
>>551856006Apron Tenna cooking
>>551856006susie and kris hanging out in the storm drain doing hoodrat shit
“i’m not like the other girls :D” noelle says as she displayed the frozen corpses of her classmates in her room
i was editing some sona porn with AI and it turned out to be a asain ralsei
>>551855783No
>>551855783*having tender but cold lesbian sex with
what if lancer lancered chapter 5?
>>551856006draw ralsei's hat like this
When will we get to play as Rudy and Asgore like in Mother 3?
What if Idk i just dont have the energy for the bit
I'm bored I put up the minecrap server again, if you missed your chance to join earlier NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!
>>551856479*strokes your hair* it's okay little anon
>>551856559can you do this for me tooi miss when bunfag said i had a beautiful soul
vocaroo is down i'm kms
>>551856806works on my machine
snooorrrrreeeeeee mimimimimimimimimi
>>551856559T-thank you>>551856672*strokes your hair too* haha what if we became friends thatd be epic for the memes
>>551856530Who’s in there
>>551856967>haha what if we became friends thatd be epic for the memesThat would be nice, but idk what we would do
3 days until chapter 5
>>551857031We can eat snacks, watch stuff I have board games I never played ooh and we can talk about *looks both ways* ...faves hehhehheh
*snoooorrree gahbahdogadobah snoooooorreee* (Tenna clutches Spamton, Battat, Jongler and Pluey with his four chunky arms like they're stuffed toys)
we should eat delicious pasta with alfredo sauce
>>551855686>Older sibling that went missing and got turned into a villain? >Yeah >People forcing you to spam ice spells that you're not supposed to know? >Yeah
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>551856194Devilsknife is still the best axe available because it reduces the cost of Rude Busters. Also you can just pacify him for the armor instead anyway.
Sorry guys, but I'm afraid of real connections with people, so after telling you it'll all be okay and opening up for a bit I'll go back to falseflagging as a characterfag or thread personality and shitting on drawfags.
>>551857630But Anon. Shitting the thread up and establishing yourself as a threadshitter IS forming connections with people here, it's just a bad one.
>>551856205typical noelle
I forgot that AO3 writers hate using gendered pronouns for readers so theres barely anything under the tag for female readers. I should just go back to making love with my Tenna chatbot.
>>551857745>susiekeks actually believe this
>>551857230I guess. Problem is we have no way of actually contacting each other. You probably live on the other side of the world.
>>551857630just don't do part 2 dumbass daffodil
if you start expressing too many opinions too consistently you will become identified and become a part of the collective someone might even develop a salacious crush on you could you imagine
I wish more artists drew Kress.. This ship is so good
>>551857630>Sorry guys, b-*glrlgmghpngnk**I squeeze Spamton's anal gland scent madking fluid and rancid piss into your mouth *what? huh?
I went on vacation and forgot all my toiletries so I will be euthanizing ralsei and using him as a maxi pad
>>551857986you cant do that you dont have enough tp
>>551857986Why the fuck would you euthanize him
insert fave hornypost here
>>551857920That'd be outright terrible
>>551856993Your mom and dad
>>551858069mercy killing
>>551857938It's not good for Kris, though.
I yearn for real life friends
>>551856038>>551856074>>551856159>>551856190>>551855503im past tipsy now sorry i couldnt finish it
>>551858434well worth it mate well worth it
>>551858434Excellent. Now you make sure to drink some water and rest for the evening.
>>551858340That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>Alt+Enter my "/utg/ originals" folder>anything that originates from /utg/, be it artwork, screencaps of projects, etc.>8,391 Files>2.72 GBOh wow.
Can we actually make the meetup real?
>>551858434im the ralsei hat dude, you forgot to reply me but thanks
>>551858704Does it have subfolders? Post a screenshot
>>551857920A few biological girls have developed crushes on me over the internet, but it passed after a few months
>>551857920If someone develops a crush on me, I'll have to stop posting before their crush turns into obsessive hatred and they doxx me and send dead animals to my home
I’ve gotten to his chaos mode 5 times in a row but I’m still not f u c k i n g beating jevil I don’t play video games very often and, I’ve enjoyed deltarune through theory videos & lets plays these last 7 years. I knew I was going to get my ass beat but, it’s really annoying I can’t continue the game without replaying all of chapter one on a new save
>>551858716Can't because I live in bangladesh
>>551858780Yes. To be fair I've counted everything I can. Everything from the magma to anons posting their cats to the champ'd up doodles in jackbox (yes, even the wordcount orbs because they are original to /utg/).
Do you guys think Giasfelfebrehber is a humorous misspelling of Gadobadorrer?
The scariest thing is that the Kress anons could be women
>>551859098Post the subfolders too, I wanna see how you sort them
>>551857920Don't have to worry about that because my autism aura is too pungent and no one has enough self-loathing to think of me as a "good catch".>>551857938>coughsBe the change you wish to be sinner, pick up pen or brush and let thy imagination flourish.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara way too much and I don't care, the fucking smile is making me smile
>dicer >6-side >high roller >snake eyes >dothead
>>551858731>551858731oh shit i just saw brown and thought it was the hat image, my apolocheese
>>551859308You watch your language!
>>551859308wait the last one's an actual one LMAO
>>551859227I tried drawing in the past but my soul is too ugly to create anything beautiful
>>551858908>I'll have to stop posting before their crush turns into obsessive hatredthis kind of obsessive hatred can be cute in its own way. they’re just a frustrated admirer who doesn't know what to do with the energy you’ve stirred up in them so they attempt to rewrite their attraction as anger its cute cute cute
Do you think Don't Forget is a song in-universe? If so, who's singing it? Dess? Toriel? Noelle?
>>551859594The player.
Loneliness
>>551859594It's pretty obviously Dess now that we have a song directly related to her that says verbatim "I'm with you in the dark"
>>551859485Bah, sounds more like the issue is willpower than anything. My soul's as cursed as can be and yet I still walk upon this mortal plane, opening up notepad on rare excursions to write something. Ya just have to keep at it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and perfection can quickly become an enemy of good, just focus on taking steps to get closer to thy visions.
>>551858434Excellent anon thank you *tucks you into bed*
>>551814448One big issue with this theory is that "you have to let go and move on, stories can't last forever" is an extremely common theme in fiction. It's not unique, it doesn't even have the illusion of uniqueness granted by nicheness or rarity. It would be weird to have a fever dream about a video game with a cliche ending and feel so impressed by that cliche that you're motivated to make that game real just so you can see the cliche play out. You can see that ending in a million other places already. I don't think Toby is super original or anything because he's obviously not, but he thinks that the ending is something that wouldn't exist without him making it, and I believe both that he truly believes that and that he's experienced enough media to be familiar with this particular cliche. He played OFF, it's not just going to be OFF again because OFF already exists so he doesn't need to make it.
>>551859308You guys fixate on "dicer" as a slur because it sounds like other slurs but "toylet" is way more overtly insulting
>>551857920There's a female friend I had in middle school that I still debate about to this day whether or not she had a crush on me. I would say I fumbled but I didn't like her in that way if she *did* have a crush on me, but then again that was the first and last time I ever got a girl's number so maybe I really did fumble.
>>551859529It's not really cute when they're sending death threats to you and your family members regularly
I’m going to bed. I hope tomorrow is better.It’s almost 2026.
*shouts out a string of japanese words**does a pose and teleports into bed already midsleep*
>>551860197Zeztz...
>>551859931I haven't seen the theory you're replying to but I think generally boiling Deltarune down to "past bad, always move on" is very inaccurateThe Dark Worlds are reflections of Kris and Noelle's past (nearly all the darkners are random shit they played with because they're autistic) and aside from the weird route, spending time in the Dark World has only improved Noelle and Susie as people And additionally the prophecy specifically needs a BALANCE of light(reality and present) and dark(fiction and past), not just removing all darkness forever because escapism bad
Personally, I disregard every aspect of the game that goes against what I think it's going to be about.
>>551860043yeah it basically implies the pippin getting called a toylet has to let tenna or the weather duo sit on their face haha
Tenna ranting to Mike (forma de battat) about how Pippins get so mad when he calls them dicers and toylets even though they call each other that all the time and how it makes no sense, unaware of the building seethe beneath that microphone head
>>551855503Forced myself to draw a man because I have been drawing only women lately
>>551860690Yep, that's a man alright.
>>551860690Amazing work, no notes
I'm bisexual actually
>>551857920It seems that I am one of the very few that seems attracted to Asgore within this general and fewer still that posts images of him regularly, but I don't mind if that makes me identifiable since I really love talking about and looking at pictures of him>>551860690Holy moly I like that a lot
>>551860868Haha half gay.
>>551857920i have a crush and i want to keep it as a crush i don't want contact because i'm retarded im relly retarded
>>551857920i can imagine yeah cause that happened
>>551860690cute soft eyes, fits asgore
>>551860887I'm into big muscular hairy dudes and Asgore definitely delivers on that front but I don't associate my generally low quality posts with him out of respect for people who want to post him while making good posts.
The next 3 chapters will be the best of tobyslopAre you ready?
>>551861163Same, honestlyI wouldn't want people associating a more obscure, less represented character with my retardationBut fucking idiot Lightner/Spamtennaposter number 80 won't be remembered, so I stick to that
I know no one has a thread crush on me because I don't always get replies to my posts
I make too many crude jokes for the average /utg/ citizen to fall in love with.
>>551861574I could probably safely post swatch and swatchlings as my gimmick and not offend many people as they were basically failed flavor of the month fictional husband bait but nobody really draws art of them anymore. People talk about how forgettable the robot music trio were way more often by comparison.
>>551855783Yes
>>551855783I'd rather jizz all over my stomach and not wash it off than get pegged.
>>551861838Swatchlings are very unobtrusive, the music trio have unskippable fights and you can’t even beat their asses
>>551857630>>551857975these posts were made by the same person
I have a thread crush on every boy
2026 will be the year of sans
krisp you fucking muppet why did you waste the guild's crafting cubes on 500,000 giga puddings
>>551862482Don't be a crush slut, pick one and leave some for the rest of us.
>>551862482There are no boys in /utg/
>>551862606Wrong since I'm here. (cock throbs audibly)
>>551862482
>>551862675I don't believe anything without visual evidence
>>551862312Surprisingly enough I made >>551859064 instead of that. I wish I could come up with ''Spamton's anal gland scent'' on the spot.
I've posted my cock here enough times that there's probably a non-zero chance someone has a crush on me based on that alone.
>>551862803What about audio evidence?
>>551862937I don’t like blacks
>>551863052Fair, I guess.
>>551863052>>551863098how did he know?
>>551862937it wasnt a good penis picture anon
>>551862937"enough times"...how many times?
>>551860764>>551860831>>551860887>>551861157tyIt's kinda fun trying to put myself into the mindset to draw attractive men as someone who is not attracted to men.
>>551863690Honestly like 4.
>>551863737I quite like this as well. You have a gift for it, even if it's not something that interests you in that way
>>551863737cute, cute! you draw him with a very nice gentleness.
i had dream where i had to go to the apartment of a lanino/elnina fusion that was taller and green (think steven universe) and i really didnt want to as it seemed highly boring
fave drank all the cream, now there's gonna be trouble tomorrow
>>551859030>getting mad after 5 trieslolone benefit of being bad at video games is that you never expect things to be easy. 5 tries is nothing, in fact a boss that takes 5 tries is easy by my metrics.t. beat Jevil after 60+ tries
>>551865925How many attempts did The Knight take?
I have never played utdr i only watch playthroughs because im bad at games
>>551865990Only slightly more, 70 or so
Huge Tobysoft fan excited to play his games for the first time
SS Obergruppenfuher Noel, Catpetterz camp commandant.
Being bad at games is no excuse for not beating Jevil and the Knight. Play the game or kill yourself.
>>551861163hey, on a scale from one to ten, how low quality are my posts?
>>551866678no thank you
>>551866668so close, so far
>>551866295Youre a real gamer, now *hands you my badge*
>>551866713Not bad, I like reading them
>>551866678Every time I see "kill yourself" I think of that one Crash Bandicoot video
>>5518667136.4, medium quality, consider getting more pixels or becoming even crustier.
>>551866934That answer is not ON THE SCALE *opens mouth and shoots hyperbeam at you*
I beat The Knight but still got filtered by The Undying
>>551867081OK, OK, I will give you an... Eight, you may have an eight
cave story true ending is harder than the knight
>>551866934fuckin sweet
>>551867184I can beat Undying consistently but it's because I just know which keys to press from trial and error with its predetermined attacks and not because I can actually process "press the opposite key if it's yellow" If Gerson had new yellow direction switching arrow patterns I would've been seething on his fight for hours
It took me probably around 20-30 tries to beat Jevil back in 2018, but I can beat him in 1 or 2 tries on replays now. I don't even know how many tries the Knight took the first time. At one point I got so tilted that I had to stop and take a nap. Now it only takes me around 5 tries.>>551867296This is true, but the skill set is different and it's also just longer without the breaks afforded by Deltarune's turn-based nature. I'd only compare it with Sans since he forces you to keep moving at all times and there's some platforming elements to his fight, although BSS is still probably harder than that. If Pixel is the secret guest dev for a blue soul mode boss fight, I'm fucked. I'll still do it, but I'll probably have a heart attack from the stress.
>>551867589The yellow arrows wouldn't be so bad if the closest one was colored differently like the normal arrows being blue/red. As soon as there's more than one approaching at once, my brain gets fried.
>>551867296It's harder than 90% of games because it's a marathon, made me put Cave Story away back in 2018 and I haven't come back to do it sinceHowever I did beat the final bos rush of Contra 3 (Japanese version lets you access the true ending on normal), which is a comparable marathon
>>551862482this made me kick my feet and hug my pillow like a schoolgirl
I get no enjoyment from video games, pressing controls and failing over and over doing the same thing is not fun to me. I dont even like games you can't lose at. Maybe this is because my parents never bought video games for me growing up but still. If deltarune was a book I would like it a lot more but I understand its a story that has to be told through the medium of a video game.
fave is on vacation and had 3 orgasms
>>551867296Still haven't beat that, though it's probably because I haven't gotten there in almost a decadeI remember having a lot of trouble with Monster X in my first playthrough but I was able to beat it in one try when checking out the newer versions of the game>>551867914You've cursed me with the knowledge that Contra 3 had a true ending and a boss rush, I thought normal mode was it and that I was a Contra 3 master
>>551868647I wish I had vacations but my j*b hates me and wants me and wants me to get a bad back like Luigi Baloney
>>551868647only 3?
Kris and his true mother
11 year old fave gunned down by the IDF
>>551870045She touched him
It would be really funny if we got a flashback to Dess and she looked like Noelle.
If Deltarune is really such a massive sensation in Japan how come there's no anime spinoff/prequel about a very tragic Mexican
>>551870630There is, except instead of an anime it's a game. It's called Undertale.
2 plus 2 is 4
>>551870525I've been wondering if Noelle is secretly a gun nut ever since I saw her use the phrase "dodge a hollow-point bullet", which I thought was oddly specific. Or maybe it was just a joke about the types of bullets used to hunt deer. I'd fall in love even harder if she was a big gun nerd
>Sister... is that you?
>>551871026I look like this and say this
>>551855503Some crossover autism
good morning i love them
good morning /utg/. how are you today?
what if carol had a boob mole
Hooman!>>551859227Good night, Chara anon.
>>551872352that would honestly be hot
I fucking hate you, TennaI want to you rape you, TennaYour game shows are disgustingMr. Ant Tenna, we're going to kill youI wanna hurt you, TennaPut you in a little hearse young Tenna And fuck your fans in the ass till I'm cummingMr. Ant Tenna, we're going to kill you
>>551872334Good morning!I'm feeling slow and somewhat nauseous ever since I woke up.
I slept for a little less than 4 hours. I should go back to sleep once I get some more hydration.
Does Toby's Earthbound rom hack have any potential spoilers for Deltarune?
>>551872987yeah theres a part in deltarune when you can kill innocent darkners to get crappy healing items
>>551872684>t. Spamton
https://youtu.be/3vh8LYSuOvA?list=RD3vh8LYSuOvAIt's a shame that Toby already used this theme for the Water Cooler, because I'm imagining a bossfight against an amalgamate looking Susie who's all fucked up and Joymutanty.Because the song sounds all fucked up and wrong, like it's melting.
>>551873378what the fuck is that picture. I forgot jolly jack did muscle art.
>>551873109I mean spoilers for future content
>>551873454yeah it happens again.
>>551868747>You've cursed me with the knowledge that Contra 3 had a true ending and a boss rush, I thought normal mode was it and that I was a Contra 3 masterIf you've beaten the brain, you've beaten most of the boss rush. The only things the true ending adds are an extra phase for the brain and a somewhat extended final cutscene as the credits roll. There's a patch for the Japanese ROM of Contra 3 that allows you to access it on normal, without hard mode fuckery of 90s Jewtendo of America.
>>551873378Alternatively if you wanted to make an homage you could have her look like Heart from Lisa the Hopeful.Maybe Kris finally goes full evil so the Soul in a moment of desperation has to hijack Susie, and the Determination of a Human Soul is too much for her to handle, turning her into this.>>551873440Cú Chulainn going through a Warp Spasm.
I faurking love Contra.
>>551862482I would twirl my nappy hair to this but I'm going to cut it all off anyway.
>>551873958Shame it peaked decades ago
>>551874016Good old Konami.
>>551872987apart from the the ending not changing regardless of what you do, not really
Noelle would be a lot cuter if she was dressed like Terra Branford (AKA the best Final Fantasy girl)
Should I play the Halloween hack right after beating Earthbound or should I play Mother 3 first?
>>551875205>the best Final Fantasy girlThat's the VIII girls
>>551875290the hack isnt considered very good. Its a very difficult hack with very limited healing items.
>>551875290Play Mother 3 first
>>551875290I assume Mother 3 is the better game, being made by professionals and all, so you should save it for last
>>551872987What Deltarune would say this
>>551876028Some NPC
>>551872883sorry to hear that fren, i hope you feel better soon, it's probably because you slept weird or had a bad dream.
>>551860690>>551863737good king
>>551876028Berdly
>>551875290It's better to play Mother 3 with Earthbound fresh in your memory
>>551876028genocide burgerpants (secret boss fight(In Deltarune))
>>551863376He's the only one to have posted his cock more than twice
>>551876028Milk looker
What Mike turns out to be a real already existing character, and creating the Mike trio was a fiendish plot from Toby so the game isn't instantly spoiled when you Google the name 'Deltaruneike'
>>551877162There were 5 gazillion fan Tennas and they all got replaced by real Tenna as soon as it came out I don't think that would do anything
>>551877162>he doesn't know
Comfortably snuggled into Asgore's side on the couch under a blanket as he performs his nightly chapter reading aloud to the backing melody of rain pattering against the roof with the occasional crackle of distant thunder, when we are altogether ripped from any previous sense of joined comfort by the explosion of lightning cleaving a tree in half naught but fifty feet away in the backyard (we were able resettle after a little while and surveyed the scene the morning after, luckily nothing besides the tree itself was damaged and the split halves landed away from his flower gardens). Cooking some simple split pea soup with what little ham we were able to make away with after the holiday festivities concluded, and though I worry Asgore may perhaps be tired of eating variations of leftovers they are quickly dissuaded when I turn to look at him just as supper begins and see him happily digging in before I've even taken my seat with a satisfied "mmh!" (that was the last of the Christmas surplus either way, so I'd thankfully get to start making him dishes I was happier with soon after). Attempting to soothe Asgore after a tough day at work by having him lie perpendicular to me with his head on my lap face-up (carefully so as to not puncture my thigh) so I can simultaneously stroke his golden hair between the horns with one hand while also caressing his beard lengthwise starting from his chin to his neck and further to his chest in a repeating "L" motion with the other, during which I am intently listening to him talk about what happened as much as he felt comfortable with to see if venting a bit might make him feel better (after a while some of the burden seemed to be relieved, but I was enjoying it so much that I actually requested we continue for just a little longer and thanked him for permitting me to do so by leaning down to place a delicate kiss atop his soft nose)
>>551870931I think Noelle probably plays a lot of FPS that have gimmick ammo because she's a gamer girl
>>551877743I saw a theory once that suggested mike acted different after tenna left because the mike was just echoing his words back, and it acted different because Tenna himself has acting different.I liked it. Does it cover all the holes?
>>551875205If I remember I'll draw this later
>>551857920
>>551876028Rouxls
>>551877743My HERO.
>>551872352I have TWO boob moles...
>>551878525I saw that.
>>551879030temfag sucks, what kind of man would hate on the asgorefag?
I can't believe we are going to kill them both
Focus, K. Carol has the shadow crystals and you know what that means.
>>551878525mmgh...
>>551879325Yeah, trouble.
>>551879156what makes you think i was hating on him
only 3 days for the release of chapter 5
