Huntresses owe me sex

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>>551867961
>maf

>>551867961
Oh no buddy what happened? :(

>>551867961
Quick mafs

4pc gog is actually insane it tanks so many hits. Great synergy with DB as well to tank that one infrequent hit that you didn't evade correctly.

i mean seemed about time the mount was something that wasnt an animal which was already considered basic even in non-monhun worlds

>>551867961
I love huntresses

>>551868569
NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RUN GORE + LORD’S POOP FOR A THEORETICAL 10% HIGHER DPS EVEN DOE THIS IS ONLY IN A THEORETICAL PERFECT RUN WITH NO HITS TAKEN ALSO IGNORE THAT 4p GOG LETS YOU USE PEAK PERFORMANCE AND ALSO ABSORBS ALL CHIP DAMAGE FOR EASY OFFSET SPAM AND ALSO IT PROTECTS YOU FROM BLIGHTS WHICH MAKES MONSTERS SUCH AS ARKVELD SITTING DUCKS ALSO IGNORE THAT ME THE GORE+LORD SHILLER HAS NEVER DONE A HITLESS RUN IN MY LIFE

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>>551868785

>>551868785
It's actually meta for DB
to run with Fulgur and Max Might

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>>551868785
calm down

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>>551868914
>fulgur
>max might
>stamina surge

>>551869120
Dude you don't even need Stamina Surge, that little bar is enough to get the entire Blade Dance+Demon Flurry combo since it regens in between. It might drop a little when you're first building Demon gauge but that's about it.

>>551867961
>BBC posting lasted several days if not weeks
>this post lasted a few seconds
I get it now

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>nothing to play
it's a good thing mh games last for about 1000 hours each ig

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>want to play wilds
>nothing to do except grind gog

>>551869436
29 December 2025 is the day jannies KNEELED to the BBC spammer

>>551869436
I don't get it.

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i hope gogma gem droprate is base line for master rank monsters

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I know what I have, don't lowball me.

>>551869564
There's about 13 cents left on my account, and a large part was bought for future play and stuff. Big part is just backlog too
Safe to say I'm not buying for a while. Couple of days before christmas was a good cutoff
I don't get much money btw so this is the accumulation of at least a few years of hoarding
And this is just the switch library. I used to play ps and pc too, and xbox even way back when but then 360 right get it omfhgjsirh

Eight-hunter gogmazios would've been neat.

>>551869996
Get a job tendie

>>551870025
true

>>551870123
I had a job
Finished my 2 yr education in a few months and got a position as chef in the second kitchen i worked in
Eventually quit and got burnout and shit so i cant even play monhun without my hands hurting
I wouldve gotten out ez already if the gobs would have just payed me my money in time instead of leaving me with the debt they made i now have to pay off using below minimum wage.
I basically made more money when i was 16, and thats ovor 15 years ago
Now tell me anything about how people are treated is fear
Also it's a monster hunter thread buddy..

>>551869436
The retard from last thread was just spamming the mods with reports over huntress posting. Then he got called out and did his usual "I have been found out" routine of spamming bbc before his ban went into effect. He'll be back in an hour like the fag he is.

>>551870123
good job you fell for the bait. now enjoy the schizo babble.

you are my subspecies

>>551870350
Why not get a bullshit job in government or IT? Or are you white?

>>551870391
Oh my bad should i be posting softcore porn or black cocks insteas of having on topic discussions? Fuck off retard.

LET ME CUM INSIDE THE ALLHEARKEN!!

>>551870456
I accept it

RL9XQ7VM

>>551870538
I have enough shit to do thanks
And i'm definitely not gonna be forced back on the workfloor where i have to bow to literal retards or morons for pay less then when i was a teen thanks
Are you an idiot or something?

>>551870784
Meds

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Hot bubbly Sex with Mizutsune

I am accept

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You are a girl.

I love huntresses

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Akomason, nuvujande djidu restevura,
Resparo paru dusabi,
Ishindjela daledyura medi comensa,
Sevradyu fanise fradon.

Akomason, nuvudjande djidu restevura,
Resparo paru yunise, (yunise)
Antsihide deurivule kema pertemwa,
Edawa berdedon reima.


Aafwii, neyya afmurrou
Aafwii, afuudalii fredholli
Saaleyy, yuu nessremuu lle
Saaleyy, yuu nessca juu

Roumalle moundo tsan
Liifruu, silli fiimou
Muufu, sallii fiifii furru
Rouhna, kogeraa offledurru
Koudoretto ruunii.. Jassedou ee satse

Unedou, siyye'ette
Riintau aanteghe, Tsuureyuu mounto
Luppaa, tsunetshu taa foerang
Tetshuu gasatshu tsu naa tuusatshu
Latteh'he, suzu uttu

Suurii darauuna, raande meiyuu
Kiirre, jiira entsyaa dafe'nusenu
Aalabou dan'aatsuu mehuu..

>>551871698
I say this

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haha saed go brr
holy fuck killscreens suck so much now i hate it

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>>551871698

>>551871698
Thanks Dobby

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WILDS IS COMING TO SWITCH 2

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Xth for I miss the oldgen bow shot system

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Me, my wife, and our egg

720p (upscaled from 240p)
40 fps (generated from 15)

Is there something going on with reframework? It takes my fps from 80/90 to 60/70.

>>551871698
Aknosom nueve yandere, did you resthe fire?
Breath paralysed, disabled
Isshin yells "yura's dale, take some medicine" (yura means earth-worker)
Sever/save the franchise, fandom

It goes on for a bit but you can probably take it from here now

>>551872386
*captures it before you can*

>>551872538
yes these are the official (unverified) lyrics
wouldnt be the first game to troll tf out of you like that
isshin and yura are obviously darksouls references, and the dale mainly references the poison valley in sekiro ofc, aside from other places of toxicity
you know, seeing as the game takes a lot of inspiration from darksouls (for some reason), much like a loveletter (or "song")
i mean gog is just midir sry not original
i guess they felt they wanna sing what they felt inspired by, much like a channeling deity or priest being inspired by the divine
obviously.
geez.

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I forgot how insanely long the Iceborne story takes thanks to the HP bloat. Banbaro just took me 10 minutes even though I had it toppled for like 70% of the hunt.

>>551873026
time to relapse dale

poor aknosom

name also reminds me of the word onnozel for some reason, basically dutch for bird brain

>dutch schizo replying to himself
go get beat up by the cops again you lil bitch

too bad this isn't irl or you could see my detractors slowly get worse
i wonder how many of the disco fagits got their legs broken. jannies too

aside from clearly all the other bs they have to deal with because you dont get this >>551873136 >>551873086 angry for no reason

ok tell me how the lyrics are wrong
im dying to hear you suffer

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oh wow it's covered in "darkness" and shoots lasers?

lemme guess he also "eats" something "dark"?

wow what riveting conversation i understand why you people act so high and mighty all the time

you live in squalor and spend your money on garbage switch games. focus on improving your life and take your meds.

monster hunter.

>>551873715
>>551873705 literally gaping dragon knockoff bro wtf are you talking abt?

>mhg when they find out what the devs actually think of them
holy fucking kek this is hilarious

>>551872163
Why, just kill wilds and make a new MH focused on hunting

schizophrenia

Why did this general plummet in quality in the last 6 hours

>>551874452
Outlanders

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>just tried gog for the first time

what the fuck?

the final(?) phase just goes fucking insane

how am i expected to even attack it, let alone "use dragon attacks to weaken it" while it's shitting and cumming explosive lava onto every square inch of the arena from 50 feet in the air?

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>>551874698
>distance from the meur-y fraction zone

>wilds on Switch 2
>map is divided up into individual rooms again
>they are reasonably sized
>they are flat
>no Seikret
>no Focus Mode
Damn it's gonna be perfect.

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nice thread huntards

>>551874698
Indonesian shitposters coming back from school

>>551874698
East coast wagies waking up

>>551875041
why he eating steven

>>551873715
You used to get points and if you don't have a creditcard you're often left with little money
Then I can get some 1 dolla games or whatever
At least now I can tell for myself the quality of certain games instead of just going on along with popular opinion like you
Obviously it's no surprise you hadn't thought of that

>>551875358
Poop face

>>551875558
idc just wait until you find out who youre talking to literal fucking retard
there's a reason the people you thought were your thread buddies are not helping you

>>551875736
Poopy smelly poop face

>>551875809
and that anger is exactly why youre flailing so much

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/mhg/ won

>*SCREECH*
>*TAILSLAM NOISES*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVUit2IzFnQ

>>551874767
LOL
It's actually fucked up how little she hits the ground.

>>551874767
oh my god
oh my fucking god
MH7 is going to be a cinematic snoozefest moreso than it is now because the fanbase is literal retards like this

>>551875990
Holy fucking KIARA TUMMY SEXO

unravel the mystery of those tiddies

>>551876443
AWOOOOOGA

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Stories 3 will improve the posting quality of /mhg/

What is Stalwart Guard?

>>551876739
When you block continuous beam/fire attacks like Nu Udra's fire "breath" you go into this cinematic zoomed in shot where you push forward through the attack slowly.

>>551876930
You mean the period in which people didn't get adequate wage increases somehow correlates to a lack of births in the time where people can't even buy homes or basic necessities anymore? wow how deep
>lets just blame the people and their *checks notes* masturbation and shame people for that so we're sure they become dysfunctional assholes if they weren't already

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>>551876190
friendly reminder that you wasted hundreds of hours developing an extremely specific playstyle just to deal with the unforgivably dogshit control scheme of earlier games in the series, and you're upset that new players to the series don't have to suffer like you did.

>>551877276
>lets just blame the people and their *checks notes* masturbation
no anon, he wants to blame jews because he thinks white genocide is real

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FIXED IT

>>551877556
i mean sure looks that way if the wealth of the western countries is being slowly siphoned to take care of the financial burdens of poorer countries, giving them unearned wealth, creating arrogance and haughtiness, while reducing that in the west, creating friction and aggression, including between the populations
and that's before all the other jew magic that is being pulled ofc

>>551877589
this is a monster hunter thread so you and your apparant fixing are off topic here

wheres the rest of the ace squad in wilds

>>551877992
I guess Aiden is still in the New World.
And I hope Julius will return for expansion

>>551877992
is the longsword guy from world part of that squad

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>>551878383
No, he was a different person. It's theorized he is the hunter from FU opening

>>551876443
damn

>>551877276
>>551877556
>>551877791
You failures at life are really sitting here hyperanalysing a fetish on 4cuck. Its a fetish. Theres nothing complicated behind it. The fantasy makes some dudes penis hard. That’s it. Go spend your energy and time on something productive.

>>551877992
in the master rank

>>551877116
Ah. Thanky.

>>551879001
happy halloween

>>551878763
nah its just another word for masturbating and it's just more trendy or acceptable than to say masturbation
aside from that, im clearly addressing the intent of the comment, not the fetish
wtf maybe hyperanalise yourself and drop those big words you clearly don't know how to use
wow dude one of the biggest literal fucking idiots yet

>>551879165
Fartface

>>551878616
werent these guys in some animated short on Netflix where a John Henry-looking black steteotype gets melted by Lunastra?

>>551879225
Someone being an actual gooner and your mhworld gf being an actual girl are about as equally likely

>>551878763
i realize your crippling autism doesn't allow you to read anything between the lines, but the image is implying that jews are subliminally cultivating porn addiction (gooning) in whites as a means of furthering a white genocide

>>551879363
Pissboy

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i think this is the only time where i felt something during a worldborne cutscene

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>>551879338
Yes

>>551879528
So true, fellow Fiver! (You) are the Sapphire Star that will be the spark that will light the fire that'll burn Milds down.

>>551879338
Yes

>>551879625
but my post is criticizing world?

>>551879625
legit mindbroken

>>551879625
Milds burned down all on its own.

>>551879528
>those 2 hunters
>those shitty hunters
dialogue so vague even i can project my shitty personality onto it

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>>551879609
sheeitt

>>551879893
it's the ace cadet and (you)r hunter. it is not vague at all
>>551879870
at this point i legit believe these people see world in their nightmares, and the admiral as their sleep paralysis demon

>>551880179
youre just mad he called you a shitty hunter

>>551877791
>to take care of the financial burdens of poorer countries
bzzzt, wrong
you are subsidizing your tech overlord's data center
all in the name of >beating china of course

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>go back to World because Milds is shit
>main hub is called Astera
>Astera = "Aster" = star
>Iceborne hub is Seliana
>Seliana = "Selene" = moon goddess
>star and moon... like on the Turkish flag
>Poogie can't be eaten
>Muslims can't eat pork
>it's all Turkish propaganda
>Crapcom is secretly converting us through monhun
>mfw I've been halal gaming this whole time

>>551880156
the wildsghoul himself

>>551880156
he looks like me
thank you crapcom for the representation

>>551880506
Don't even joke about eating poogie bro that's fucked up

i'd eat poogie

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3 steves

>>551879528
Is that Rutger Hauer?

>>551881416
how'd u get that outfit?

>>551881528
It's a mod

>>551881698
link me

>>551872163
suddenly, the game is actually good and it has no flaws!

wtf i killed gozma once and did get gem

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>>551882450
Same *humps you*

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>>551875990
Call me when there's a Raora PC

>>551883568
I love anime sluts

>>551883614
She's not a slut she's just Italian

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>MH7
>PRESS X TO ENTER SHORT ATTACK MODE: IN SHORT ATTACK MODE, YOUR HUNTER WILL AUTOMATICALLY ATTACK THE MONSTER WITH SHORT COMBOS
>PRESS Y TO ENTER LONG ATTACK MODE: IN LONG ATTACK MODE, YOUR HUNTER WILL AUTOMATICALLY ATTACK THE MONSTER WITH LONG COMBOS DEALING ENORMOUS DAMAGE
>PRESS A TO ENTER BLOCK/EVASION MODE: IN EVASION MODE, YOUR HUNTER WILL AUTOMATICALLY DODGE OR BLOCK ALL MONSTER ATTACKS
>NOT SURE WHICH MODE TO USE? FOLLOW THE FLASHING ON-SCREEN PROMPTS THAT INDICATE THE OPTIMAL MODE TO ENTER IN REAL-TIME

>>551880454
read up on the history of the euro in 2001. clearly

>>551883710
don't care, i'm stroking my cock

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*blocks ur bathtub*

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>>551869936
What's your initial price?

Slinger burst into TCS makes me coom

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>faggot ass fabius goes to the EDGE OF THE CLIFF SO YOU CAN'T STAND BEHIND HIM

What is this new devilry? He only does it when you solo gogma.

>wilds is getting a switch 2 version
lmao ain'tnowayyy, they blamed sony for wilds not selling you think they would dare blame nintendo?

>>551883852
>>551877335

>>551869815
It's very simple. Most regulars gave up on reporting the bbc spammer. Transtress posters are still annoying enough to catch a few reports and now that we have a pocket janny the posts disappear pretty quickly.
Honestly I'm happy with it.

>>551886302
I paid 45 and I'm still mad.

>>551885463
I'm pretty sure you fail the DPS check

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oh this is quite lovely

>>551885890
what if it does get a Switch 2 port and suddenly Wild's sales start sky rocketing tho

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>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die
>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything
>No cat cooking
>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless
>The "endgame" consists of hunting the same apexes because, for whatever reason, Capcom refuses to make every monster 9star tempered
>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk
>The "reward" for killing 9stars is gacha talismans that give you skills (even though we already have too many skills)
>No HR final boss
>Artian system makes 99% of weapons in the game useless (lmao)
>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot
>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No MH language
>First flop in franchise's history
Is this the worst game of all time?

Switch 2 sales will eclipse the PS5 in its home market by next year.
They'd be stupid to not make a port, but then they made wilds in the first place so they're stupid either way.

Sonybros... I'm not ready for another onslaught of tendies this early. It was supposed to be years before they got to terrorize us again...

lmao, a port isn't happening you fools
leftover code from a test doesn't mean shit

>>551887442
is this leebait?

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I love huntresses

>>551872163
Wow!
Wilds still sucks.
God imagine if they actually got it to run better on switch 2, like stable 60 fps making it the definitive version, and never updated the PS5 or PC versions to run better, I'd slit my throat after laughing for fivr hours.

>Capcom puts in event for armor spheres
>2 hard armor spheres and 3 heavy armor spheres

Lmao shop mod to the rescue again. Why does Wilds feel so egregious about shit put in to deliberately waste your time.

>>551887570
how the fuck is anyone hurting for armor spheres
I have like 5 different builds all fully transcended and I still have like 500 heavies left

>>551886648
But the woman keeps saying I have it's power in check, I don't understand.

>>551887570
Its so weird considering this is the same Capcom that made a Brute Tigrex quest where he's a massive armor sphere pinata.
Do the dailies/weeklies. They give some as well.

>>551887783
retarded nogamers who still have double digit hours playtime

I think I'm too retarded for CB. I spend too much time thinking about how to keep my charges and whatnot active than actually thinking about the next part of the hunt.

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Lmao, why did /mhg/ ever act like Stories 3 is gonna be some massive success that will crush Wilds instantly? Nobody gives a flying shit about these games.

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If you could pick any bird to make a monster out of, what would you choose? What would its mechanics be?

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>>551876443
>sorry this one took longer than the others...

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iydmtsmtwbap

>>551886302
any other game that would be this graphically ahead back in the 2000s wouldve won goty, because the mechanics and other elements would probably be made to match it instead of trying to sell a superficial game to vain nostalgic people that expect self playing movies which has been increasingly become more and more common practice since the audience has been including more and more average (and below) people that used to be a bother in other places
uhh, i mean;
>videogames make people angry
>also please respect all tranny and muslim spaces and wishes

>>551887080
>left; 1000s of particles generated
>right; stretches single texture to fit whole plain

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I love huntresses

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>>551888303
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/images/2104248

>>551888554

DIE TATSACHE, DASS DU GLAUBST, DU HÄTTEST DAS RECHT, DEINEN MÜLL ZU SPAMMEN UND DAMIT ANZUGEBEN, UND DABEI SOGAR DIE BESCHWERDEN DERER IGNORIERST, DIE NICHTS MIT DIR ZU TUN HABEN WOLLEN, ZEIGT NUR, WIE ERBÄRMLICH DU BIST UND WIE SEHR DU DICH DAMIT BESESSEN HAST, DIE GANZE WELT ZU DEINER MÜLL-FANGEMEINDE ZU BEKEHREN. DU DENKST WOHL, DIE GANZE WELT SOLLTE NUR NOCH MIT MY LITTLE PONY ÜBERSCHWEMMT SEIN. DIR REICHT ES ANSCHEINEND NICHT EINMAL, DASS MAN ES EINFACH NICHT MÖGEN DARF. DU MEINST WOHL, MAN MÜSSE DIEJENIGEN, DIE ES NICHT MÖGEN, DAZU ZWINGEN, UND DIEJENIGEN, DIE SICH WEITERHIN WIDERSETZEN, WÜRDEN FÜR DEN REST IHRES LEBENS MIT VERLEUMDERISCHEN PHOTOSHOP-BILDERN KONFRONTIERT. DAS IST ALLES, WORAN DU DENKST, DAS IST ALLES, WAS DU DIR WÜNSCHST. FÜR DICH SOLLTE SICH ALLES UM MY LITTLE PONY DREHEN UND BUCHSTÄBLICH UM NICHTS ANDERES. DU HÄLTST ES FÜR DAS EINZIGE, WAS MAN JEMALS SEHEN SOLLTE. DU DENKST, DIE SCHLIMMSTEN MENSCHEN DER WELT SIND DIEJENIGEN, DIE DIE SERIE NICHT MÖGEN. DEINE EINZIGEN ERFOLGE, MIT DENEN DU PRAHLEN KANNST, SIND, DIESEN MÜLL SO WEIT ZU VERBREITEN, DASS ANDERE IHN TEILEN, UND DAS GANZE AUCH NOCH ALS ERSTREBENSWERTE LEBENSWEISE DARZUSTELLEN. DEIN LEBEN DREHT SICH NUR DARUM, EIN WIDERLICHER ABSCHAUM ZU SEIN, UND WENN DU MORGEN BEI EINEM UNFALL STIRBST – WAS ICH WIRKLICH HOFFE –, WERDE ICH KEINE EINZIGE TRÄNE VERGIESSEN.
https://derpibooru.org/images/959912

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>>551888303
a blue tit
the mechanic would be it looking like an actual tit and pecking you

>>551888303
Probably a parrot that yells too loud

bad taste in os tm

>>551888867
>malfestio but not an owl

>>551888928
>qurupeco

>>551888303
or maybe like a crane or a stork or something but its dancing skills are fire

>>551888792
I love Krog!

>>551889030
thats an owl

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>>551888867
>gif
YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
https://derpibooru.org/images/2495837

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>>551888984
>you're a total plebian if you don't use PonyOS like I do, it's the greatest one of them all!
YOU'LL BE FUCKING INCINERATED

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still my favorite monster

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Can we just relax and have a pizza while we respond to sos?

>>551889517
I love this edgelord

>>551889589
A nice 'za

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>>551888303
peregrine falc-
>valstrax
O-ok how about a shoebill-
>quarepeco
uh... cassowar-
>quematrice
secretary bir-
>seregios
Has a fucking eagle been done...

>>551889694
in concept arts there was a plain eagle the size of a rathalos

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the cliffs are cold for sure

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why haven't they bringed the scorpion back?

>>551889826
leebait in the butterfly swarm

>>551889694
How is quematrice a cassowary and not a rooster when most of its attacks are pecks rather than kicks. Also -trice comes from cockatrice which are often depicted with the head and wings of a rooster

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>>551889827
>>551889589
>gif
NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
http://phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Go-Seek-The-Tower-of-Babel-438509098

1. Pegasi with flock of birds. (left, center-top)
2. Corrupted Tree of Harmony and Vines of Discord. (left, center-bottom)
3. Noble in bluish-white hold THE ROD. (left, bottom)
4. Isolated Vine of Discord in front of last entry. (left, bottom)
5. Octavia by the river above last entry, (left, bottom-center)
6. Big Mac in watery pit before red brick at tower base above Octavia (left, bottom-center)
7. Apple Tree at base of tower before red gate. (center, bottom)
8. Another vine down the slope around shack by the gate.(center, bottom)
9. The Sapphire Stone ontop a barrel being carried by two men near a wheel crane. (center-right, bottom)
10. AJ on sloped red roof near top of the tower hauling a cart. (center, top)
11. Discord in an archway with scaffolding about four layers from top of tower. (center-right, top)
12. Twilight barely visible in window by woman hanging wash out on level with lots of houses. (center, center-left)

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>>551889827
YOU’LL BE BROKEN INTO FUCKING SHIT

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>>551889517
Mine too

>>551889987
Because a rooster is infinitely more gay than a cassowary

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>>551889465
translatorfag here

>カーマ
Kahma or Karma

>君も護竜にならないか?
You wanna become a Guardian too?

>シルドにはファミリー
Sild is family.

what did he mean by this?

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>>551889991
sorry I meant to upload the png

>>551889517
He looks like an elder dragon but is a low rank shitter. It's very confusing.

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>>551889991
im disturbed youre apparantly able to recognize a pony from a 2 pixel silhouette..

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>>551890325
okay but quematrice literally IS a rooster brute wyvern, so cassowaries and other palaeognathae avians can be explored

>>551889661
za???

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>>551890505
he's like that scp that killed people because of a single pixel in an image

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>>551889465
lmao gegging @ this hunter

ive made it a game for myself to try and spot the hidden pony stuff before schizo-man points it out, its very difficult

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Is it just me, or does hitting Gog with weapons bring him down way faster than the slingshot?

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>>551890325
Shut your mouth
https://youtu.be/J5YyIrSVjfE?t=170

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>>FUCKING DIE.

>It appears to the right of his tongue.
>Nice gif that turns into Pinkie Pie porn after 5 seconds. Really showing your moral superiority compared to who you’re attacking.

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Been playing around with Wyvern Counter
It's kinda miserable against the slow, weak monsters that use ranged attacks (Rompopolo) but it's pretty fun against phys monsters like Arkveld and Blango.
The damage is pretty sub-par, I was doing 900+ per charge using my Hammer on this same hunt on a set that wasn't made for it... Still, it's a pretty fun way to mix up HBG gameplay.
Certainly more fun than just "point-and-shoot".

>>551889517
His Scorned Mango is better. I like how he just jumps to 100% as soon a the fight starts. Maggy is overall one of the best flagship fights they've ever made.

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>>551891118
cap

505

magic baby

who had bets down? told you it had to be a niche of a niche of something of a niche or something basically
so makes sense that it would be on this board of a game that used to be somewhat niche on some korean mountaingoat training board
in a niche skill, with niche jokes, niche game, niche board and somewhat niche system (oh right i played tri on a wii u)
in a place where even my ability to respond wouldnt be guaranteed

following the largest string of bs you have ever seen ofc in true monster hunter fashion

Anyone had all that beside me?

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https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/39039/Monster_Hunter_Series_Pack/

You can grab MHW:I, MHR:S, Stories 1, and Stories 2 extremely cheap right now on Steam. picrel is Iceborne + Stories 1 & 2.

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>>551888792
>>551889517

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>>551891370
lmao what is this a crossover episode?

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Well it’s official

>>551891515
tri is like ten years old dude you wouldnt have been allowed to use the internet by your mom yet

>>551891534
It's ok because tendies will never EVER get MH World!

>the thread is now 50% composed of a barneyfag posting subliminal pony art and then pretending he's catching someone else posting subliminal pony art
holy shit and i thought my life was depressing
anyways is there any way to filter this bullshit?

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I opened the fridge, my hopes were high,
But my cheddar dreams just passed me by.
No brie, no swiss, no gouda in sight,
Just lonely crackers crying tonight.
Oh missing cheese, where did you flee?
My sandwich feels incomplete without thee.
Come back home, make my heart feel pleased—
Life’s just not right without my cheese.

i never ever got to 505 btw

>>551891717
It'll never go away until the proxy sites are taken down

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>>551891717
It's just going to keep getting worse. 4chan is dead

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>2010 was 15 years ago

>>551888792
Cummies on vulls (female) armpits

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I want to try playing LBG. Can anyone give me some tips on how to play it?

>>551889517
Kys kaiju

it shouldve been so obvious to some people right, seeing me play in the switch lite (nintendo again)
and it's monster hunter
and it's my first time using the threads really

for those scratching their head, obviously there's nothing fun about giving away so much you just know when what is gonna happen, hence all the vague qualifiers
more than one so people don't think im bsing them when it does happen, but just enough to allow some guessing

>>551891682
Wives

>>551892120
https://game8.co/games/Monster-Hunter-Wilds/archives/481680

dont feel bad
someone got it over ten years ago at the first time asking and it wasnt me
hf with that

I'm black and trans and suicidal btw.

What fucking facial feature do I need to adjust so my huntress doesn't have those hideous smile lines during certain poses?
I thought they were just the result of Capcom's awful facial animations and they partially are but I see other people's huntresses not have them at all in poses where it makes my huntress look like a goblina

>>551892487
excuse me sry im sorta busy messing with my detractors here
aside from informing the ones that do seem interested
it has been a meme running for over ten years in this thread sry you werent aware ig

>>551892193
That wasn't me? Other people can have good taste, goof.

imagine that
working ten years on something and not even expecting some pay off lol
bet yall like wilds too

>>551892575
Minimum cheek bones

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>>551892584
it has to be a fake lee the real lee died a long time ago he wouldn't miss

>>551892827
stroking

>>551892827
I just saw a girl like this in the subway

>>551893050
Make another

>>551893050
Are you my wife

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>>551893224
no I am

>long battle
its freakin monster hunter
newfags burning out before the timer even hits left and right

>>551893353
>no I am
Anaxa looks like THIS ? DAMN

>>551893353
what is that crocodile thing?

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>oh your are just became a safe zone because i left
>would be a shame.. if.. i were to suddenly turn around

>>551893901
esl scum

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>Retard dies and makes us fail the hunt
>Alma: "That was a particularly fierce monster. Perhaps we should take a moment to stock up."
BITCH I'M NOT THE BRAINDEAD NIGGER THAT COST US THE FUCKING HUNT! KEEP YOUR FUCKING FOUR EYED ASS QUIET UNLESS I TELL YOU TO FUCKING SPEAK!!!!

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>>551892120
Element
Spam using Rapid
Chasers aren't actually worth shooting
Pop wounds to regen meter quickly
At 40/50% switch to Adhesive ammo and stick it where you were gonna shoot anyway, keep shooting in rapid fire.

There's no big flashy attack like Nadia. You just pewpew until the monster is dead.

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>>551893901
Gog does the Bazel bomb-dive and it gives me hope that Bazel will come back. The female helmet is pure sex.

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>>551891682
This is the one greatsword that makes me consider using one. I love executioner's blade.

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great sword > everything else

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>>551891534
So Nintendo crossover in expansion? Maybe a demonic boar?

>>551893901
Anyone know anything about the bazel in the name? All i could find was;
>2. Dutch Grammar (Verb Conjugation)

>The word bazel is the first-person singular present form of the verb bazelen (to talk nonsense).

>Example: "Ik bazel maar wat" \(\rightarrow \) "I'm just babbling on."

>>551894101
this is gonna age like the finest of whines

>>551894239
i saw maggie do it and immediately thought beetlejuice but didnt make the connection until i saw him
i hope they prioritize original monsters though