Mr. Whiskey editionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>551703908 (Cross-thread)
Flambae a shit
Cold mornings aren't so cold with Mandy around
Flambert <3333
In the year 2067, humans must sign a 10 page contract to confirm the consent of a kiss
>Go ahead Robert, call HR. They can't unrape you.
Just bought the game after my sister recommended it. I'm not a fan of some of the voice actors (Alanah, critical or whatever he calls himself) but I was told they aren't big parts of the game so I won't have to hear them too much. Hopefully the game is good.
https://youtu.be/rNWWJKiyOF8?si=7FgfSbBJtin0QSy3
>>551906048Have you ever kissed your sister on the lips?
Dispatch has psyopped me into liking piercings
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>Sorry, I can’t come for drinks after practice today, me and my girlfriend are gonna go see Wall-E tonight
Should I just cold post my fic on AO3 once I finish writing it? I don't have anyone I could ask for advice or syntax correction, so it might be really awful.Writing depressed Robert with villain Visi outcome btw
>>551907370I don't like doorknockers, but I will overlook them this once
>>551906048I still don't get the Alanah hate here, feels forced
>>551908517even Broken Things has a lot of typos and people love it
>>551908558Can’t overlook the fact that she’s a horrible person irl
>>551908517As long as it is legible and the typos are not glaring, you shouldn't worry too much.
>>551908728actual horrible person or horrible person by the definition of people who never got over gamergate?
>>551907632>clingy>jealous>ADHD + low IQ comboshe's too much like me to be appealing i think thats why I went with BB
>>551909618Well she’s a communist so by default she’s not even a person
>>551908558I'm not swayed from her being a shitty person just because she's attractive.
FUJOS COME TO ME
>>551915228What do u want
>>551904012bros when do the jews give me my own visi? i deserve one by this point
so what now?
>>551916667come to terms early that season 2 will not be as good
>>551916667i dont think it needs a sequel. wrapped up pretty well and a lot of the charm of the original cast would be lost even if you did a whole new set of people to stay with the setting. the writers are good though and have an interest in writing solid romantic drama so i think they should just do a whole new setting to keep the formula on something fresh.
>>551908689>>551909450Well, I tried. It's up, don't expect much.
Chasebros…
>>551916908>>551917943yeah, i think that this game was a lighting in a bottle and adhoc isn't even fully aware why it's considered good and became so popular. sooner or later, season 2 will be made for profit alone, it would be stupid of them to let go, but i can't say that i'm optimistic about it. until then, /SDN/ won't prevail for too long i'm afraid.
>>551919742Title?
>>551920612Apathy and coffee
>>551915228
It's been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, anon, a young girl's erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It's already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you've known since your adolescence, anon, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future -- which in all frankness I doubt -- this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew. In you the wound is already deep; it will get deeper and deeper. An atrocious, unremitting bitterness will end up gripping your heart. For you there will be neither redemption nor deliverance. That’s how it is.
>>551921764i WILL get my own visi
Seriously though. Why does Flambae randomly wander off and start fires? How has he not been caught yet?
>>551921764Or you could, yknow, touch some grass, take a shower, groom yourself properly, get some new clothes, get a haircut, get a job, lower your standards for dating and find a girl who is equally lonely and depressed.
>>551921764damn bro lighten up
>>551922519He doesn’t know any better ok
I love Courtney Robertson
>>551923163Robert Robertson III....
>>551922519Didn't I already tell you? Pyromaniac plus he stops them soon enough to raise his rank on the leaderboard.
>>551923481That’s not good enough; I think he’s just insanely evil or something
What if Courtney was a cunny?
>>551922519>>551923056>>551923481How is Flambae not immediately arrested or removed from the Pheonix Program for the stuff he does?Ignoring him being a jackass, he has two guaranteed cases of arson. First time he set the previous dispatcher's car on fire and made him quit (likely out of fear for his life). Second time he sets a bunch of buildings on fire and, if you fail the dispatch, the fire spreads to the point that people are hurt and forced to evacuate their homes.How does this not immediately get him kicked out and put in prison? At least with Invisigal, she was at least still TRYING to fight crime at Granny's. She absolutely fucked up and then acts belligerent when called out, but she was trying nonetheless. Flambae commits acts of arson that objectively damages property on his free time and can hurt people but Invisigal is the one who's not gonna make it according to Chase and BB but Flambae goes without comment?And it's not even like this is subtle. Flambae admits to setting the previous Dispatcher's car on fire and Robert sees his GPS on the area right before the fires start. So there's no chance that people don't know. Is anything short of murder allowed in the program?
>>551923784Homosexual privilege
>>551923550No he’s adorable. He can’t help it.
>>551920646I gave it a read. It seems a bit abrupt to me and lacking in introduction, but overall it's a great premise, especially since I'm a sucker for tragikino.
>h-hes just a cutie patootie pyromaniac terrorist o-okayThe Fujos aren’t making themselves look good here.
>>551924021I freeformed it in a couple of hours, I had no idea on how to start so I decided to just try what seemed best in my head. I guess I could try another oneshot and see if I manag to do better with a different premise?Thanks for the feedback, suppose practice makes perfect.
>>551923784You are aware that in the end SDN is a company, right? They even mention themselves in the ads they aren't responsible for damages to property, persons, or animals. Like with any company they're not as altruistic with their bottom line goals. I think SDN is much the same even with leaders like Blonde Blazer at the helm if we're only talking about Torrance. Not to mention the constant HR violations that slip past the radar. Granted those are diminutive compared to Flambae's arsony. Still, if those get a pass. I'm not surprised Flambae hasn't faced greater repercussion.
>>551924317He who lives in glass houses.
>>551925220She did nothing wrong.
Robert’s team is explicitly the shittiest team lol nobody cares what happens to them
I love my thieving, rapist, murdering, arsonist, kidnapping, extortionist, blackmailing, torturing, genocidal, cannibalistic, necrophiliac, sadistic, psychopathic, serial-killing, bomb-making, poison-wielding, human-trafficking, organ-harvesting, identity-stealing, cyber-hacking, ransomware-deploying, embezzling, money-laundering, counterfeit-forging, drug-dealing, fentanyl-pushing, arms-trafficking, espionage-committing, treasonous, assassination-plotting, mass-shooting, terrorist-bombing, hostage-taking, beheading, dismembering, flaying, crucifying, acid-drowning, waterboarding, cult-leading, brainwashing, Ponzi-scamming, insider-trading, bribery-corrupting, vote-rigging, war-crime-orchestrating, ethnic-cleansing, forced-labor-enslaving, sex-trafficking, snuff-film-producing, deepfake-creating, stalking, doxxing, swatting, home-invading, carjacking, piracy-committing, ship-sinking, drone-striking, missile-launching, riot-inciting, looting, vandalizing, artifact-smuggling, bank-heisting, casino-cheating, animal-poaching, ivory-trading, deforestation-causing, toxic-waste-dumping, corporate-espionage, patent-stealing, whistleblower-silencing, journalist-assassinating, dissident-torturing, censorship-enforcing, propaganda-spreading, disinformation-campaigning, botnet-operating, phishing-scamming, tax-evading, insurance-frauding, evidence-tampering, perjury-committing, slander-spreading, trespassing, land-grabbing, disaster-looting, immigrant-smuggling, passport-counterfeiting, spy-ring-running, honey-trap-setting, inheritance-stealing, elder-abusing, black-market-organ-selling, conflict-mineral-mining, hate-crime-committing, religious-persecuting, temple-desecrating, and pandemic-denying wife Courtney.
>>551925575Sweaty Flambae…
Invisimech <3333
>>551924658Some super-Jew lawyer will fuck him over sooner or later.
>>551926735You already posted yours anon, you can't double up on ritualposts!
>>551920130that's a really shit reason to develop your narrative around
>>551926860It’s 2 to 1 anon :^)
>>551927108What the fuck is this? Are you falseflagging as the fujo to get people to hate the fujo now?
>>551927205Your move :^)
KEK you guys are so silly
>>551927205There are no real fujos here anon
https://x.com/animationsfera/status/2005736385916068176?s=46
>>551915582>>551921607>>551926007>>551926735>>551927235dumb fujo
>>551927205Tbqh I can never tell if we love or hate the fujos
You like black girls, /SDN/?I love em
If Chad and Robert were both drunk… and shared the same room… and it’s 2am… and no one is around…
How do I write dialogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aGjpVKHtXc
>>551932256Why did she do it?
>>551932256>fat foid with tons of makeup oh no im destroyed
>>551933040I think calling her fat is disingenuous, she's just got the right amount of meat.
God I wish I could feel Mandy running her fingers through my hair
>>551931480Plausible.
>>551931480dumb fujo
>>551933040Tell me you wouldn’t
>>551933236You're right, shes anorexic by American standards
>>551915582 >>551921607 >>551926007 >>551926735 >>551927235 Epicurean fujo>>551931480Scintillating fujo
>>551934195>ScintillatingWhat does this word mean?
>>551935129brilliantly clever
>>551926860>>551927205You aren’t going to fight back? I guess the fujos win again…
>>551935439I’m not playing your dumb game you smelly creature you
