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Need Norn Ace card....
ryan love
hehe will rise again
>lose unity cup with several double circles >this is how I treat Riko the night after
>>551955396is it time to lewd Norn?
>marked
should I use my SSR ticket and crystal on>1LB SSR Speed Suzuor>0LB SSR Creekor just save them?
>>551955503It's always time
>>551955507Tail hugs is somehow more intimate than handholding
Digitan LOVE
>see uma posting on umastagram>immediately imagine her fucking a dozen guyswhat a sad life you live, /uma/bros...
I love NTR
>>551955697indeed
yeppers this thread is brown
I wonder if a 950 stamina bignig could survive this. Im just in this CM to create chaos.
>>551955767
Can all sparks trigger twice? I got groundwork in both inspirations despite only having a single parent with that white spark.
>>551955767Very nice
>>551955767The thread just started, stop posting porn
FUCK FUJI
>>551955969Tabaru in the back losing my fucking money
>>551956087okay I will
>>551955507Ardan wife
How do you psych yourself up for parent runs knowing, realistically, there’s not gonna be anything worthwhile coming out of it?
>>551955407hehe
>>551956129Sorry bwo he got too distracted
>>551955969Why was there so much betting in Sakura Laurel's Arima Kino?
>>551955398
>>551955908>try grass to see if she's better than rudolf>even proc'ing SFV and activating her ult grass eats shit and rudolf gets top 3 just by walkingF2P umas can't stop taking Ls...
>>551956256looks like sloppa
Who's the next uma getting an anime? I would like to see Orfevre
>>551956420retarded jeet
>>551956349Rudolf's unique is just that good
>>551956256fat oji-sans rise up
Switched to a different browser than usual, suddenly I'm getting three-step captchas that are unsolvable because their instructions were written in ESL style and thus make no sense. I had to look up what to do. Hip Hip Mun, 4chan
>>551955676reddit tacryon
>>551955745Does she love you?
>>551955767Made for Oguri
>next year will be the first full classic gen races for globalAny expectations? I really want to see how Lovcen will do, I want to see if his Hopeful win was a lucky fluke or will he actually deliver a good performance going forward
Pace Maruzensky might be busted
>>551956628Norn Ace fingerbanging Oguri while she looks confused is the hottest art between the two
Can you at least post some new uma umanko?
>>551956256AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>551956637No, I don't care about horses. That sounds cool though
>>551956180Seeing stat numbers goes up bing bing wahoo gives me dopamine, sparks at the end are just a bonus
>>551956349Well yeah Rudolf's unique has a better multiplier
>>551956637I don’t know but it would be supremely funny if a horse got a triple crown during the year of the horse and the first year global is paying attention to Keiba
>>551956727sorry no one drew Laurel umanko yet
yeah you're getting raped marumy last run of the day too-10cents
>>551956349triple fraud umas get free shit handed to them just for existing
>>551955908that Yokozuna Taiki shows up to every room
to the skeleton fags in the previous thread please take care of yourself I value your life eat more burgers
>>551955767PLEASE THINK ABOUT POOR ADVERTISER-SAN
>>551956883Can I post more umas in skimpy uniforms
>>551956896
>>551956623Absolutely
>>551957032>burgersReal umadacchis eat KFC (tm)
>>551957065Oh shit, beat her ass Chiyono
>>551956637I believe in my silly son Bereshit to get over his late start issues and enter the classics after the Kyodo News Hai
>>551957107
>>551956883Gyaru Creek my beloved.>>551957032Its okay I've been eating enough that I can no longer see my ribs like I could last year
>>551956676800stam + 3 recoveries, one of which being an inherit, seems absurdly overkill
>>551954310>she wasn't even nakedI've been DUPED
Post your BMI and favourite uma.
>>551956676I like Pace Maru but man shes prone to getting 6th place and just dropping out of the race I tried pow build, I tried guts build, I just cant figure it out whats the best Pace Maru strat, any tips? Feels like everything is RNG for me>>551957008He's probably looking for some worthy Suzukas to stomp
>>551957270
>>55195741340Teio
>>551957284Umapyoi Umpayoi
>>551956628>Belno getting hitched with Kitahara>Folkqueen getting doubleteamed by Gold City and that one aussieBy process of elimination, sure
>>55195741340, also Teio
>>551957328
>>551957284Stupid dork
Post your BMW and favourite uma.
>>551955525Save them.Really you should use your ticket to get Kita/Creek/Fine motion to 3LB or preferably to MLB.Crystal is very valuable, don't use it lightly
>>551957378based skeletonfag/creek poster
Any clubs looking for new members at the start of the month? I was in /uma/ club for the first couple months of global release and am getting back in the game after a long hiatus. I won't be able to keep up with a large quota long term, but I can guarantee at least a career each day.I promise I won't quit again.
>>55195741353, Teio
>>55195741322.6Sakura Bakushin O
>>55195741320.3Tachyon
>>55195741324
>>55195741324.5Manhattan Cafe
Anyone going for Cane rewards after depleting the silk hat rewards?
>>55195741320, Seiun.
>>551952512quality stuff
>>551957541
>>551957545I thought Maruzen was more into lambos why do you want people to post their lame M3's?
MODSNUKE THIS BREAD
>>551957413200 and Teio
>>55195741326Gold City
>>55195741324Matikanefukukitaru
Which uma would buy tons of fan stuff of themselves and their trainer? I know Digital would love and hate to be f
>>551957635Sorry currently full, my club bros really did their best this month. My midseason pick up and kick was worth it.
post THAT chiyono image
>>551957768
>MANT will be the first U rank
>>55195741335Tokai Teio
>>551958050posted it again award
>>55195741324tamamo
Another day another zero med S runs
>>551957879Dober for sure
>>551957436If you get 6th a lot just run pace dober with pumping
Chronogenesis owes me sex
>>551957413I don't know what a BMI is
GM from Comiket I am going to find all the cute Luna doujins I can
>>551957725if I didnt have to build aces and parents maybe but no that shit kills runs if it wants to
>>55195741316taiki shuttle
>teiofags are fat fucksOf fucking course.
>>551957107>>551957768Cute Spe
Wait did it really take 3 years to teach Riko the power of friendship?
>>551958016
>>551957107>cuck wonder
you fags arent ready for my witlet dober
>>551955059It's not exactly what you're looking for but here you go
>>551958134I'm sure your cookie cutter Ace or whining about RNG is much more interesting
>>551958496Based based based based based based
>>551957378Based skele- creekfag same but I put on a few pounds after eating good recently and am now a whole 110lbs
>>551957879TaishinAnd also Scarlet, considering she wasn't against the idea of her and her trainer being depicted as a couple in the end of her career.
>>551958406
>>551958469my turn to post it next
>>551958446>you fags arent readyHow did you know?
>>551958589>110 poundsbwo… are you a woman?
>>551958217>fat bastard ojii-san anon is about to be slaying hot uma cosplayer pussy at comiket with his thick gaijin dick and I'm here at home trying to build a suzuka ace thats just going to lose to maruzenskyit's like i'm being cucked twice at the same time...
>>55195741315Cafe
Goldship looks like she'd bully her boyfriend.
>>551958641sloppy fifths, just how you like it
>>551958626
>no medium S on this GOD RUNFUCK FCU KFCU KFCU FKCU FKC FUKC FUCK
>>551958217I'll never understand why Japanese let themselves fall behind Poland in technology
>the people in /uma/ who seethe nonstop about whales are doing it because they're so poor that they can't afford foodBwos... I had nyo idea...
is it a mistake to run Digitan as pace in this cm environment
>>551958862why do you only have 1800 skill points
>>551958469Don't scare me like that... I thought I was posting at onii-chan's and was about to be really embarrassed.
>>551958862>god run>700 power
>>551958862>700 powerbwochocho......
>>551957635Are you looking for something on the more established end? We’re just getting started next month otherwise
>>55195741327(I think)King Halo
>>551958325Yeah, but to be fair you were training way more umas than usual and Riko has her trauma as well
>>551958748She strip teases me everytime yes
Anyone ever think about making your own bot? I'm only like 30% a code fag but it sounds like it could be slightly interesting to tinker with. Then I could bot parents in URA without being put on a list.
>>551955767HOLY
>>551958862>dobermore like DOG run lmao
>>551958217>going to find all the cute Luna doujins I canBASED! Gambatte , anyon-kun!
>>551959021They all look like Capibaras
small but dedicated ryan booth
>>551959021that narita brian
>>551958858
>>551959242Crazy the hoops people will jump through to be attracted to men, but deny that they're gay
>>551958910I can't afford food but I don't seethe about whales. People can spend their disposable income on whatever they want.
I main End Closers.
>>551959242Yucky
>>551959242I respect that guy more than ryanfag
>>551959242>live posting>cute lil ryan booththis just might turn out to be a pretty comfy thread
>>551959345based based based
>>551959242He's not selling all that at the end of the day
>>551958921how do you get moret. perma locked A+ player whoends with like ~1400 and mediocre stats
>jobbing together with vodkakwab
>>551959242Perfect job for an introvert
>>551959214*smooch*
>>551959308
>>551959242Ryan is hot in the game but not in those pictures...
>>551958910I can afford food, but I just don't have a big appetiteI do like posting BUHI at whales and watching them cry like schoolgirls being bullied though
>>551959242 >>551958217Comiket anon, get me photos of best boys or u'll forever be a huge fag to me!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139135097https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139148527
>>551959242>ugly ass ryan booththis might just turn out to be a pretty shitty thread
>wondered why the threads quality was so low>coomers and shitposters>picrelahh I see
>>551959584Is it because of her outfit?
>>551959664holy shit they keep releasing amagami material?! I need to check it
>used to do football and rugby >go to grad school >living alone + buying my own shit ruined my diet >now a fat fuck that can bench press my weight Fue
>>551959242keknow that dude i can respect
>>551957413Teio
>>551959764There is 2-3 EXTREMELY dedicated amagami artists making stuff to this day, so yes!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139228439
>>551959498A new disgrace on the Mejiro family...
>>551959740>/uma/ has India browns instead of SEA browns
>>551959560
>>551959754No. That person appears to have given her weird facial and bodily proportions. She looks like a dwarf
>>55195741314.5 sweepy
>>551959854>those nails
>>55195741339.9 Maruzensky
>>551959854And i thought my nails were ugly...
>>551959854
>>551959854This is AI right?
>>551959740Go back
>>551958910I'm a dolphin and I just think non meta whales are cool for getting their oshi wins. I just don't eat a lot and inadvertently fast while coding.
>>551959854OGURI DON'T LOOK COMPETITION
>>55195991917500 yen???????
shitposting aside if ryan had a better hair would she be one of the most popular umas? her unique is still crazy
>>551959854Brother what happened to your toes>>551959919That eye looks stupid
>>551957620Thank you. It is fun posting on /uma/ with you fellas.>>551958589Thank you. It is fun posting on /uma/ with you fellas. Living the high life..what a bigshot!
Startred Jordan's career. What am I in?
>>551959961
>>55195741318 Amazon
https://files.catbox.moe/psm9pb.png
>>551959242>he even has thisbased lad
>>551959854Holy shit.
So, which sparks should I go for a good Dober parent? 9* stamina? 9* power? Mixed?
>>5519602249*long
>>551959854Take care of yourself and clip your nails
>>551959854This isn't real. This isn't real.
>>551959493click on wit. wit gives the highest sp per training
>>551960159Sex
>>551955767>still upJeez mods, I know you need to rub one out first before you delete but you take this long to do it?
>>551959854I feel so much better being 195 pounds
>>551960168
>>551960317I've had 1200 speed 1200 wit before and haven't hit itbut thanks
>>551960159From what I've seen people posting, it's all abouthelping a zero confidence gyaru who is a little dumb find her shine
>>551960196hes the guy who drew that anon....
>>551959854I feel a lot better being 188 pounds right now.Thanos Anon, I might be chubby and overweight but I'm not a behemoth.
>>551959854i wasn't aware actual pigs browse this thread
>>551960372
I'm disappointed we can't go a SINGLE THREAD without porn or rape
Reminder that the American Triple Crown is all dirt, all Medium. Dirters will rise this February when Forever Young and the new US scenario come out
>>551959854Someone is masturbating to this photo as we speak
>>551960580>or rapewhere?
Super Creek Fappers RISE UP
>>551959854>TeioHOGS>TeioPIGS>TeioPHANTS>TeioLARDS>TeioFATS>Too-High Weight-o
*thinks about raping you*
>>551959854Quick, you need to declare yourself as a f2p or a whale piggy
>>551960152Very fun! And what can I say, there's been lots of good food already this holiday season even with daily aerobics. I'm being devious and having a rocher's chocolate right NOW.
>>551960580I do find it kind of interesting how many Anons here want to he Unapyoi'd by their trainees.
>>551960634Right HERE
>>551960634Sending the Golshi that rapes you<3
>>551959854So THAT'S why they call it the Teio Step
>>551960567Start a family
>>551960580I'm disappointed we can't go a SINGLE THREAD without AI trash
>>551960627Yeah, Curren-chan is thinking of this pig plowing her
holy ass this event sucks. 39/72, I have the rainbow fragment, I'm waiting on the carats to come home. is anyone doing CM8 training? got any decent aces yet?
>>551960680*gets aroused at the thought of you raping me*
how many recoveries do I need to be safe?
>>551959854dude is an ACTUAL oinker
>>551960714why wouldn't 400lbs indians want to have sex with white horses?lol?lmao?
>>551960680Now that I started to go to the gym I will not lose to tiny umas!
>buhiii wasn't a cry at whales it was him speaking
>>551960514You're still disgusting, and your problem is trivial to fix. Just fix it
>>551959854put me in the screencap
>>551960815I've failed on level 5 a few times, so I'm doing 4.
>>551960580>ctrl+f rape>0 resultsno that one maru post doesnt count hes talking about his runwot did you just want to talk about it
>>551959854>>551954381You 2 will be great friends
>>551960634nowhere
are all creek posters skeletonfags? I'm one too
How many stars do i need to get dober to A long? 13?
>>5519608322 whites
Why can't I filter skills while learning them
>>551960846>he is violently unawareAnon.....
>>551960832One gold
>>551959854this nigger is built like Shrek
>>5519608321 gold
>>551959854Teio would die during sex
>>551960982What do you mean? I think I agree though
>>5519608322 goldremember that blue juice >> raw stamina
>>551960634
>>551959854oh pig of good fortune, bless my rolls
>>551960790
>>551959854bro saw the max weight is 550lbs and took is as a challenge
>>551960454>little dumbThere's hors dumb, and then there's Jordan.
>>551961082If I'm training a Pace Chaser who also has Late Aptitude, such that Unity Bubbles give me both, I should be able to filter the list of skill while scrolling through them so I don't have to see Late Surger Skills.
>>551957639I'd join a new club too as long as you trade shoes and are not a majority discordfags.
>>551959854Anon ia guts and witmaxxing
>>551960872I haven't bothered going above 4 because it seems ridiculous.
teio stonks CRASHED
>>551961095>Haha Dia-chan is flirting as much as she can in a public space>DaiSca just grabs his crotchWhat's her fucking problem?
>>551959854HOLY
>>551959854I thought this said 49.1 at first and was wondering if this kid's parents are neglecting him given the nails issue.Then I looked closer and saw the decimal point. That's not a number I expect to see on a scale.
1000 bmi and Teio
>>551961361She wants to win by any means necessary
>>55195741318.5Manhattan Cafe
>>551959854Bro please that weight is unhealthy, Teio wouldn't be happy if you die so soon... you can start from minimizing calories intake
>creekbros are starving themselves and need to be handfed by their motherswhat are oguribros and tamabros?
>>551961189Jordan's just a little slow.
>>551961097what the hell
>>551961246Yeah you should be able to tap a Hide button on a skill, at least, to make the skill collapse mostly or entirely out of sight for the rest of the career. It's been baffling to me since my first week of play that these ridiculous Japanese UI designers never thought to add that extremely simple and obviously useful feature. Their brains just have big clots of mush in them in certain places I guess, so that they can't always see what is obvious.
>Victory was this close to being yours!So can we all agree that the Fuji event is the worst one in this game so far?
>>551959854>max: 250kgSlop
>>551961559We'll have to survey post a few more times to get a nice sample size.
>>55195741324.2Maruzensky
fucking dogshit event
>>551961331i speak for everyone that likes teio, we reject him
>solo front sucks because no other fronts to keep pushing you forward>but solo big nig = easy win because nobody else can catch upExplain this shit
>>551961559>oguribrosFatfucks that order two whole pizzas and a bunch of chicken (for themselves)>TamabrosThe true F2P>>551961246They add a feature that lets you filter by distance in the future at least; I remember seeing it when I played a bit of UmaJP. I just don't know when they added it
>>551961773that's fucked up that's your fellow torena accept him bro
>>551961704I just went to sleep and it was done
>yt algo recommends a race that was just recorded at Santa Anita>Watch it>The winning horse was ridden by Mirco Demuro
>>551960909I like girls who eat a lot because I struggle with food, been underweight most of my life, my stomach can't handle anything, it sucks. Maybe Creek can fix me...
>all these flatliners seething that they have to keep playing the game for the rewardsThat's funny. That's probably why my club shot up 50 ranks this month
>>55195741328Tm Opera
Post umas you would recklessly impregnation with your children just so you can garentee they stay with you
>>551961871Who is making all these sweeps
So Tachyonfags are degenerate sex offenders.And Teiofags are real life oinkers.A good day to be here.
>>551960696You know, you have a good point. I've been stuffing myself with pasta and chicken over the holidays too, so I can't judge. The greed of kings.. I can't believe it. >rocher's chocolate How good are those? I've seen them a lot but never tried it because I'm picky with chocolate.
>>551962027Here is an image of all the umas i wouldnt do that with to include the different variations of NPC umas
>>551959854I'm nearing 34 and I'm trying to control my diet. I'm not jacked but I've reached my ideal weight which is 60kg. This isn't gonna look good in your 30s bro, keep yourself safe.
>>551962027>naturetards are ESLalways knew it
>>551959854>this is the guy calling you a piggy for having MLB sweep
>>551962027Conjuring a Neicha tulpa who tells me to get off my ass and run instead of shitposting
>>551957413>30 (same as my age)>Spechud
>>551962058I'm glad 4 of my 5 favourite uma have no awful associations.
>>551962027>gifts me poopWhy
>>551962174Just run dudeIts fun as long as you wean yourself into it
>>551962140>my ideal weight which is 60kgare you 160cm?
>>551962058not a sex offender if I wasn't sussed outby the way just remembered that I actually pressed my boner on my cute classmate back in highschool
>>551962027i'd THROW THAT SHIT ON THE GROUND
>>551962393on her ass* not worth btw I didn't feel a thing
>>551960909>skellybros just want mommy to bottle feed them because they're too confused to do it themselves
>>551962368175
Do we have any sane umaposters? Maybe Ryanposters are not as bad as i thought...
>>551962393>>551962557
>>551961779Big Runners work better solo because they do not want to be contested; with spot struggle in the game any kind of dueling will make them gass out and die.Solo fronts don't work because they will both contest each other to keep the lead while also widening the gap between them and the pace chasers
>>551962027
>>551961994Creek would constantly make great meals for you and help skele's gain weight
>/uma/ has a second person admitting to committing sexual assault in two weeks
>>551959242Godspeed nonny, I hope you sell your entire stock, and a happy new year
>>55195741325.5
>someone got fucking UG alreadyhow the fuck are these piggers so lucky
>>55195741318
>>551962393Why are tachyonfags always doing whatever they please and getting away with it?
I'm going to start writing degenerate fanfictions and posting images of a random uma haha...
Bros, I have read online that we will get an uma selector soon and we will be able to get xmas oguri from it, is it true? I want to know as a f2pfag that got fucked by Jober's banner
Last turn before Kikuka Sho btw
>people whose favorites are the small/loli umas are all fat and retardedI'm noticing
>>551962860Please do it's hard to find nice Uma fics.
>>551962893Mating pressing small girls being that big is great.
>>551962598im a normalfag, thems the shakes sadly
I don't think I want to remake aces for Arima KinenI'm just going to run my gold ship and spee again
>>551962840I will mating press Fine Motion and Fine Motionposters
>>551961559We need MOMMY MILK
>>551959854JESUS CHRIST FUCKING DIE FILTHY PIG ALL THE YOU EAT IN A DAY COULD BE DISTRIBUTED BETWEEN 20 OTHER PEOPLE SO THEY CAN EAT FOR 3 DAYS HOLY FUCKING SHIT DIE
>>551962893Ricebros are clean.
It's okay just to participate in CMs like everyone else, there's no need to bot just to get some extra carats and a title no one cares about.
>>551962815actually maybe i will remake my aces
I weigh 550lbs(5'6") and Mejiro McQueen.
It's just that easy
is UG rank in global real or are we getting trolled?
>>551963170>all the you eatBetter an oinker than an ESLkek
>>551962893just Teiokeks, afraid to post your bmi Goldshit?
>>551960909>>551961994>>551962567>Creek>Taiki>Akebono>CafeI can't prove it. But I know that it's true.
>>551961471God that's hot. Let the bitches fight for the male, hair pulling and scratching allowed.
>>551963187
>>551962842The fence is there to prevent sheeple like you from getting outI'm the wolf doing whatever I pleaseRules are there for the weak and meek
>>551963187Retard the point of botting is to create 9* parents with tons of white skills
>>551963291real but rankfarmingit isn't a well-built uma, it can't dominate the CM, it's made to get the highest rank by exploiting how the rank is calculated
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>551963050don't enable me please, I already fantasized about being dicked down by dacchis today...
>>551959854That guy that kept saying his family sized fast food orders really exists..
>>551959854TeioHOGS... our status?
>>551963295>normalfag doesn't get the all caps schizo rambling memeyou fags never learn don't you
>>551963483And to just store them away afterwards, sure.
>>551963551Ok you need to fuck off
This has to be the most successful psyop
>>551962624But paces get promoted all the same against solo big nigs
does "dodging danger" skill work with groundwork?
>>551963645Teio buhiposter used proper grammar tho
>>551963483save us curren chan avatar fag...
>>551963695I worry sometimes.
>>551962101>>551961994
>>551959854Any tips on getting fat?I can't get past 110kg, I'm usually at 90kg eating a lot but once pushed to 110kg eating fast food every other day. I'm 30+ so metabolism is not the issue, I want to be an absolute unit but it's hard.
>>551963851Eat and don't move.
>>551963728yes, every skill that procs early race can proc groundworkbut you also want groundwork as soon as possible so you can use the few moments where you have no one in front of youif you're slow to start and everyone starts bunching up before you reach your target spot you're getting BROCKED
Next thread will be better
https://poal.me/r39hh3https://poal.me/r39hh3https://poal.me/r39hh3https://poal.me/r39hh3COME ONE COME ALLITS TIME FOR THE FIRST ANNUALWORST POSTER OF /uma/ AWARDSVOTE NOW TO DECIDE WHO'S THE WORSTi just put the two i did cause of recency biasPUT YOUR OWN SUBMISSIONSWINNERS WILL GET A SPECIAL PRIZE
You know, Teio is going to fucking die if you let this big lad get his way with her. Please adopt her as your trainee, please!
>>551963851You're already a teiofag so you're on the right track
>>551963851Become a Teiofag. You'll be Oguri in a week.Translators note:Oguri means fat
>>551963708Paces can get promoted but if they're beating out the big nige then the big nige is poorly builtor that pace is a god, but typically it means the runaway
>>551963695its never been more over for teiopigs
>>551963539so just Witmaxxing and gold skill spam?
Fuck you /uma/ I went and bought her
>>551962029
>>551964091nice
>>551963841>>551963098Mommy..
>>551964017What if the aislop is porn?
Hit me with a Rudolf build
>>551964091BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>551964091Based
>>551964091How's Comiket? Lots of Uma content?
>>551964091based
>>551964017oh nonononono
>>551964091Hell yeah
>>551964091she looks pudgy
>>551964091Hell yeah.
>>551964268There is so much horse pussy here Holy shitAnd uma content too I guess
>>551964091Cool
we were too harsh on ryanbros
>>551964091>he didnt buy the cryer
bmi says im slightly overweight...
>>5519641974 sped 2 stam
>>551964468Tama-chan is so poor she can't even afford to sleep.
>>551964468Now that is cool and mainstream to like Ryan, I don't like her anymore. I need a new special uma asap.
>>551964091I kneel
>>551964468I wasn't really paying attention to ryanbros what's so bad about them?
>>551964596Barely anyone likes Seeking the Pearl
>>551964468>ryanbrosit's one guy
>>551964596it would be >it is cool*mr. esl
Brianbros how the fuck do you build this girl? How do you build pacers in general? I'm lost but I think Brian is really cool...
>>551964621They like an ugly boy.Easily the worst Mejiro, and that's saying something when Mcqueen exists.
>>551964621nothing, haven't played Ryan's career but I can tell she's sweet and caringshe's ugly as FUCK tho
sex with your trainees
>>55196455725.1?Just do one run lol
>>551964091Ryanfags are the only fags in this thread for who I kneel.
>>551964621her hair is ugly she would be top 30 umas if she got a better haircut
>>551964660Except me. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>551964562old reliable
>>551964708>They like an ugly boyJust like staygold niggers
>>551964557Just get taller. I'm 6'4 which enables me to be 197 lbs and not overweight
i gotta bunch more ryan stuff coming to a proxy hopefully the guy who made >>551964091posts it on booth afterwards. cause i want that acrylic figure
>>551964660I love Seeking the Pearl.I love my hag umas.Remember, even if the wrapper has some wrinkles, that doesn't mean the candy won't be sweet.
>>551964621The guy who made threads of her used to be REALLY annoying about it but seems to have mellowed down by now.
>>551964856Stay quiet or you'll rile up that one faggot who should go back to the jp thread and stay there
>>551964557BMI is a pretty useless measurement since anyone who lifts and has a decent amount of muscle will end up in the "overweight" range of BMI
>>551964621I respect ryanfags, they like a very underappreciated uma (you could even say hated). The very definition of based. I don't particularly care for her myself
>>551962815It's fine I even it out with my luck
>>551964468
>>551959854BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hey anons, is now a good time to start the game?
What kind of uma merch is acceptable to buy, stickers, foils, keychains maybe? Are plushies acceptable, or are they for children?
>>551965272wait for the christmas oguri banner
>>551963551Slut
>>551964931i just make the threads now when they need a makin
>>551964856Staygold at least fits looking like the divorvced dad with multiple illegitimate children look.
>>551965272The kitasan black banner ended 5 hours ago, so 5 hours ago ended the best time to get into the game.
This is race 2Why does Aoharu hamstring your chances like thisEven if i put Bourbon on the mile she's only B aptitudeDo i have to actually construct a deck where i know there will be one sprinter, one miler, etc. etc.that's fucking retarded
>>551965235>1LB Rice>3LB welfare TicketNah you're just bad at deckbuilding
>>551965309buy whatever your wallet can handle
>>551965309all uma merch is acceptable if its of your oshieven ryan merch
do air shakur fags even exist?or are they just lumped together with the general "boyfag" group of ryanfags, chevalfags, and pokkefags
I found the artist that drew this and cleaned out his booth. It cost me ¥11,000. He also has a Luna-chan cosplayer at his booth. I love umas so much I have blown through ¥40,000 in 30 minutes
>>551957413Last time I checked 29, so maybe 30 now
>>551965524our resident glowie is a shakurfag
>>551965405No, I just have bad luck and got sweet fuck all in getting the MLB Kitasan the first time around. I haven't spent anything since then so I have to work with what I have.
>>551965309Never feel bad about buying merch of your wife
>>551964621she fucks random dudes that aren't (You)
>>551965524we have a glowie shakurfag
>>551965392>Do i have to actually construct a deck where i know there will be one sprinter, one miler, etc. etc.No. Sometimes you have to cut your losses and hope that your other uma(s) pick up the slack, whether it's on the same team or the other teams.
>>551965570BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>551965595do you have no pwr SRs?
>>551965607starlink was a mistake
>>551965607Nobody here has read her story so they don't know Ryan is an easy girl who almost got nanpa'd at the beach just because some random dood hit on her.
>>551965570Gigabased. Support your local uma enjoyers
>>551962815Is the practice code. 786681104 and it's what you would expect. It's from a chink
>>551962815>no kitab-bricked?
>>551965524I do not like Air Shakur nor her design. However, I really want to have sex with her. It's weird and I can't explain it.
>>551964091Cute Ryan tummy!!!
>>551965309onaholes
>>551965607nothing wrong with experimenting before marriage in 202x
>>551965758>mixed distance skills with only medium STrash
Why's this game categorized as a rhythm game on twitch?
>>551965570Fucking nice. I love his comics and his cute artstyle.
>>551965317>>551965381How long would it be before Kitasan returns? I guess these her and Christmas Oguri are meta defining?
I can't wait for scorpio to start and so I can auto select from my sea of failed aces with no medium S
>>551965309if you like a character, and have the money for it, who cares
Why is your uma not S rank yet?
Someone buy the CB doujin...
Kinda funny how twitter has the extremes of the most comically casual players where simply beating a career is an accomplishment and a circle of the biggest whales in all of global
>>551963551you're one of those weirdos in r34 comments arent you
>>551962815>>551965758I don't get itHow did he come so close to capping speed and power with 3 wit and one friend card
>>551965570i kneel
>>551966057>ugly touhouNOW IT MAKES SENSE
>>551966068I don't have MLB FM...
>>551966034She won't be meta by the time she rerunsBuy a chink reroll account
>>551966068 Bad luck
>>55196610520% speed growth
>>551966105>chink>whaleThe bot calculates the run for him
>>551965272>>551965381Shitposting aside, when would be the next decent starter banner? Rob Roy/Curren? Fuku/Rice Power? Surely it can't be all the way off at Tachyon.
>>551966167Just borrow her and use your own R Riko
>>551966068bad rng
>>551965524HOLY CUTE!>>551965570>He found THE luna artistLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551965570>supporting your oshi while supporting real artiststhe most based you can possibly be with your money
>>551966084is it wits or guts build?
>>551966057im crying ryananon i cant believe youre that kind of touhoufag too oh my god everything has fallen into place
>redshift into SFV>Maru somehow overtakes SuzukaNyes, I'm ready
>>551965309>reverse image search>can't find anythingnigga are you a woman??? what the fuck?
>>551966057>yuugiyup, ryanfags 100% like to get pegged (and that's fine)
>>551966283nevermind it's in the screenshot
Does red shift FINALLY work again in the next long CM?
>>551965758
>>551965309nice nails bro *rapes you*
>>551966435bwo… the xitter filename
>>551965570>not a pic of the luna cosplayerfriggin tease
>>551965309I've ordered uma figures (the cheap furyu ones), nendos and now a plushie. Can't wait to get her.
so, no end of the month club drama besides the mambo schizo ?
I dont like flat girls, BUT...
>>551966068I am pretty sure I click the wrong facilities at the wrong time which is why I rarely cap speed and my Umas have still never hit S.I don't do stuff like 'click a single rainbow on Speed Level 3 with half stamina' but I'm probably focusing too much on trying to shore up stats (like seeing that my stamina is 300-400 in Mid-Late Y2) so I don't lose races
>>551966540God Suzuka is so hot
>>551966531mambo's score is actually going up, not much to shitpost about except whoever's flatlining
>>551966068I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing 90% of the time, but at least I can average a high A now, sometimes even an A+
>>551966513yes bwo women have xitter they love posting in that shit it is like their second life
>>551965570WHATYou met ido?????????????Ido's a chick though, she just might've been that luna cosplayer!!!!! is she cute???i loved her stuff since her kancolle manga, bless you anon
>>551966207what bot...
>>551965309buy a plushie and put it on the passenger seat of your car
>>551965758Tested his Taiki a couple of times against an army of Bakushins and the Akebono I borrowed from someone in my club in a CM setting and Taiki loses every single time...
i want to fuck katsuragi ace
>>551966475lol nope late race starts at 3rd corner
HEY TRAINER!!!
>>551966531Mambo's danchou was found with several terabytes of dolphin porn.
>>551965758>>551965940its not for CM, it's purely rank chasing...
>>551966592It's only going up because the shitty event forces me to play outside of my daily borrows desu
Smells like feds in this thread, what happened
>>551966161>>551966386>>551966451i have a very specific type
>>551966609>Ido's a chick thoughNYANI
>>551966558>I am pretty sure I click the wrong facilities at the wrong time which is why I rarely cap speed and my Umas have still never hit S.You're pretty sure, meanwhile I'm absolutely sure that that's what I'm doing wrong.
>>551966068I dont have MLB Fine MotionI dont have MLB RikoThis game hates me
>>551966665>one off from quintsThis seems like fate.
>>551966624Post the bono I want to try building her for the Sprint CM
>>551966180I'd much rather sink into alcoholism than buy an account.
Is mambo a good club or should I quit it
>>551966665i see
>>551966665Golshi would do this.
>>551966068Why isn't your taiki UG rank yet?
>>551966665AAA-, oh its censored, nevermind then
>>551966609IDO IS A WOMAN?? THAT MEANS SHE WAS PROBABLY THE LUNA COSPLAYERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551966827Quit. Mambo is garbage.
>>551966665Gold Ship BUTTHOLE!!!
>>551966827It's a good club. You can break the rules flatline for 6 days and the dancho will still let you get the 2250 carats reward
>>551966827mambo is the comfiest club around and it sends you enough shoes everyday and a fat check at the end of the month. dont let the schizos win.
>>551966887did she smell nice
>>551966665She isn't a horse, she's an uma, she wouldn't have a horse's butthole
>>551966827Mambo has botters
>>551966887They usually just hire people for that, especially if they don't show their face.
>>551966769I remember this image from a jiggie! very cute
The KR/JP server meta for CM8 wasChristmas OguriGold ShipNarita TaishinManhattan CafeTamamo Crossthen all the lesser picks, like regular Oguri/summer spee/rudolf/mcqueen/teio/etc.
>>551966743Yeah, knowing when to click what facility and RNG favoring you are like two big parts of making an uma. Wasting stam because you tapped power at the wrong time and getting no Speed rainbows on your level 5 facility are both big obstacles
>>551967046literally the one club confirmed to not have them thanks to the guy 2 days ago
I thought Teio posters were cute like Teio
>>551967104>Narita TaishinBut they said spurt is bad on arima kinen track?
oh hey vodka, you too?
>>551967104Damn we can finally use 5 honses on CM?
>>551967046>>551967115who do i believe?
>>551967115>every other /uma/ club is browngrimno wonder they shitpost mambochuds
>>551967202No this is the average Teio poster
>>551967104is late or end tama better for cm8?
>>551967245just go back and look at the threads, you don't need to trust anyone
>>551967245I am literally a botter and I'm in mambo
>>551967104isn't KR/JP past metas completely useless for us since we got changes earlier
>>551966887>>551966609they usually hire people to sell for them
>>551967046fake news. I literally asked the guy and he said the only hit for Mambo was one of the other billion Mambo clubs that exists.
>>551966769He's from here, if he sees this and wants to share the practice partner he may do it but those are the cards and stats
>>551967115There's other bot programs
>>551966808The next actual meta card to get a banner is Fine Motion, which is expected to drop in February IIRC. The Fuku/Rice and Rob Roy/Curren banners aren't long term meta pickups, but if you just want to play they're decent pick ups and accumulating SRs is more important for a fresh account anyway. Summer Maruzensky is the first speed card that's really on Kitasan's level.On the uma side Dober (now) is a significant parent, Christmas Oguri hits in about a week and might be a highly dominant runner depending on whether they ruin her by accelerating balance changes, Tamano Cross should come with free rolls, which would make her easier to pick up, and All Uma would let you spark for anyone.
>>551967357I too am literally dualbox botting right now and I'm in umadash
>Test uma with SfV and Pump>5th>5th>5thi knew this was going to happenin my heart of hearts i knew
I spent my last ¥500 on BanchoThat's my wallet empty see you next year /uma/ Fuck summer comiket I'm not that insane
>>551967220classic
>another long CMTime for double debuffers once more.
>>551967531you need the trifecta. you need dober too.
>>551966583My furendo
>>551967104>didn't have access to NSM cheeseI'll be just fine with my Summer Maruzensky and sacrificial Suzuka, methinks.
>>551967579Indescribably based. Do you speak Japanese? Or are grunts + pointing good enough?
>>551967245I'm botting mambrothat devanon literally only scanned for like a day or two and only on the latest update of that bot
So this is the power of whales...
There's an obvious botter in my club and it feels so nasty. It's worse when I look at graphs of previous months and I see his shitty daily fan average.
>>551967579Cute bumbkin
>>551967705FRILLED APPLES
>>551967115Kinda funny how much the news of that made mamboschizo seethe, dude honestly gives me /vt/ vibes with how he posts
>>551967014That looks nothing like a ponut
>>551967684y-you're telling me i trusted my mambronies to be legit and they're actually clanker scum...
as we enter the back third of the threadwhat is the most important lesson (you) have learned this thread
>>551967394Ever since we got the major changes Global has been in its own unique meta nowadays. It kinda helps that we have more options to try to use for various CMs
>>551967854teioposters look exactly what i imagined
>>551967705This is the Oguri btw rumao
>>551967854teioposters are really, REALLY fat
>>551967827
>>551967705S-SPEEDWAGON?!
>>551966665Are any of the AI programs good at removing pixelization from porn?
Are Oguri posters cute?
>>551967762How do you know "/vt/ vibes" and how /vt/ posts look like...
>>551967854Teiofags are fat ugly bastards.Ryanfags have terrible taste in 2hus.Golshi goes commando when she drop kicks trainer.
>>551967854Botting can get you to UG rank and I'm still stuck at A+ rank with all my umas
>>551967705>>551967919bwo that Taiki is made for sprints/mile not medium races
>>551967854I could literally bench press half of the anons in this general and I would die trying to lift the other half. No cute girls tho.
>>551956206He wants to be the new star of Hidaka, ples andastand
>>551967854creekbros literally won’t live without mommy milky because they starve themselvesteiofags are fat balding ojisans and living wastes of oxygentachyonniggers are rapists
>>551968006Yes, how would a person who saves smart falcon images know that, truly a mystery
>>551957413>BMI:23im feeling fat lately. like a big piggy,thank god im a tallcel and not a tiny piggy
>>551967675I'm white so I just pointed and went "Luna-chan" or "Bancho" and they go "oooooooooo" in a cute voice and give you the item because a foreigner knowing the uma's names at all is a novelty to them. Japanese women are so fucking cute this country is gonna be the death of me
