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>Sorry, our fault! >Tem made these back when we thought your powers somehow came from physical darkness.> Look, Mr. Teacher, I'm flattered, but I don't think I'm gonna need any more armor.The polymer creaks under Stance's breathing, rumbles as he stretches.> And plus, I'm pretty sure this armor's gonna break before I do.>Well, we're always available. Me and my genius wife. Besides, you better decide quick.>What is a hero without his aesthetic?> ...Yeah.> I think I know who to ask now....> Starstorm? Starblazer? > *Eh, a bit too self-important. You have to EARN a reputation first, boy.*> Yeah. Simpler than that. Something I can do...> *Well, where do you plan to be as a superhero?*> CAN you plan for something like that?! I don't think mom planned for what she'd do with her powers. She just did it.> ...I guess you can't compare.> *I'd be lying if I told you otherwise.*> *You won't know where, when, or how you'll be called to put the suit on.*> *You'll just have to be the first hope they see.*> Yeah, they'll see me in the sky.> ...They'll see me-STARBOUNDINSPIRED BY THE WORK OF TOBY FOX
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TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>551965150Put your voice requets, discussion topics, or writefag requests here.
setting the record we are sexing>Fujoanon>Pixelanon>both chara writefags>asgorewritefagRight?
>>551965432do an impression of me
>>551965450you’re just trying to sex everyone so nobody feels left outwell i appreciate the gesture
>>551965450Sell me on them and maybe I'll consider giving them my cock
>>551965069yeas
He's turning Japanese, he's turning Japanese, I really think so.https://youtu.be/L_LfXzEpCZY
Why wasn't Dess around in the Kris Holiday AU?
>>551965462https://voca.ro/1kWemj8tyWkn
doomin'
>>551965432>Voice request:Burgerpants touches himself to old photos of Dess.>Discussion topic:What would happen if Noelle died?>Writefag:Gerson is pressed about the disproportionate amount of soft floppy penises and incest in his books.
I made this earlier
>>551965756i'm always doing this and acting like this
>>551965450No.Only the male charafag. The other one is schizo and a little creepy.
>>551965450*sniffs**ssnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffs**grunts*...Vagina. *picks up femanon who just dabbles on whiteboard and lurks otherwise**sets her on the sex bed gently like flower with tablet and stylus intacy mid draw*
Femcharapedo is the proto-Tasquefag Autismo. Lethal doses of Redditor radiation
>>551965849this post is paced like a horror movie trailer
>>551965450I will fuck painter with a strapon
>>551965836well it’s flattering, my friend, but i’m taken
>>551965450>asgorewritefagAren't there multiple now?
>>551965787Okay>Voice requesthttps://voca.ro/1eq0jzjuH9En>Discussion topichttps://voca.ro/1e3qOuc6Jo44Why..the last thing why tho
Previous thread had only 24 filtered posts/utg/ is healing
>>551965987only acceptable if this is fujo
If I become notable I hope I have a bunch of anonymous people talk about how much they want to have sexual intercourse with me
>>551965150BEFORE YEAR’S END…https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM https://magma.com/d/figk5kTgKM
When I listen to Third Sanctuary I imagine the lyrics "I am a lit-er-al ra-pist" for the ringtone part
>>551965493should've turned the squirrels into maice.
>>551966260oh we will
>>551966260Anons talked about me this way when they heard my voice, but I know they don’t care anymore…
>>551965624>Fujoanonshe has good taste in women>Pixelanonis good at art and makes cute post sometimes therefore deserves sex>charafagsboth were nice to me at some point>asgorefagvery cozy person
>>551966260I would rather read the fics, I would wanna see what they think I will say or do and cackle
>>551965450>Not on here
i still wanna fuck you weirdsei anon if you are here
Alright the flirting was fun now then where is chapter 5 of deltarune
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6trI2Dwy3pg?feature=shareThe Knight is 100% DessThe Knight using a bat that turns into a Sword is both a red herring leading players to thinking that it's Carol, but also a funny but of possibly intentional character building.Dess, being the young rebel she was/is probably hated the idea of turning into her mother, and yet in a way, she did.Because now they both use cool ass swords.Hell maybe the reason she likes bats is because it's basically the polar opposite of a sword.>"When I was your age I was studying The Blade™ young lady!">"I don't wanna study The Blade™, Mom! I wanna beat people over the head!">"I did not raise my daughter to be a Cavewoman!">"WHEN I GET OLDER I'M GONNA BUY A KANABO, BECAUSE THEY'RE STRONGER THAN YOUR STUPID SWORDS!">"You wouldn't...">"I would."Basically Dess is a Str main and Carol is a Dex main.With Noelle and Rudy being Fth and Mind respectively, because they're massive nerds.
>>551966876Just sent you the beta build. Check your DMs.
its more fun to ask which anons you wouldn't fuck and why. threadshitters is a boring answer btw
Reuploadhttps://files.catbox.moe/y5p1xn.mp3
>>551966260i havent experienced this but i feel as if this would be slightly uncomfortable. im not sure why you would hope for it.>>551966730splendid doe>>551966947i can confirm this happened im toby's keyboard_
What the hell am I popping my head back into?
>>551967052How about you make my head pop? *whips out dick*
>>551966984the anon who draws rambpins they seem like an innocent soul
>>551967052level of violins is in the air
>>551967025i thought i saw a post yesterday from someone saying they would have sex with you (along with one other anon i forget)
>>551966984well i like consent so that cuts most of them down. idk i think anyone has the potential to be loved so anyone that consents and isnt completely ugly_
the favium mines? you're talking about krita. my shovel? you mean my stylus.where you see a grey canvas, i see paydirt.
>>551966260You will become famous but an autistic grocery bag boy will deep fake nudes of you and spam them on a Chinese Cartoon website all day.
I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO SAY!https://voca.ro/11rBXHNe3sPz
>>551967025I like your voice so pillowtalk would go crazy youre on the sex list
do you toby would have the balls to imply dess and asriel actually banged
The /utg/ Sex Files
>>551967025Idk I'm a lonely dude I guess it would just be nice to know that some people think I'm worth something
>>551967332he did with soriel
>>551967332You are a living monkey paw curse.>>551967218
>>551966331I'm too used to hearing literal as one syllable to relate. Now "little boy" is what I hear.
>>551967332Isnt he already playing with that with his retainer and clothes in Des'sssss room? That is either canon fuggs or they were playing around with darkners already back then
>>551967484how can you possibly hear literal as a single syllable
>>551967163some anon said theyd either kiss me or weirdseianon but i think thats more about the quality of other thread ids than the quality of me or weirdseianon>>551967204me going to my 14 hour shift (10 minutes of posting) in the favium mines (e621 noelle_holiday) to feed my starving wife and kids (nonexistent)>>551967289this is fair>>551967374this makes sense but i hope you find healthier avenues to realize your own value_
>>551965493Someone please leak the mod
>>551967347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
>>551966947I want CoLrune.
>>551967557fuck you for making me go LIEAL LIEL LETRRRL LERLLLL out loud
>>551967557I grew up with 3 brothers
>>551967795LIT-ER-RAL
I want attention
Fave has been out of the loop for years wants to know what are the current best sites to torrent movies, shows and such...
>>551967534https://voca.ro/1hNdgk8Wdi8V
>>551966331that's 8 syllables and third sanctuary has 9 notes in that part, are you stretching "I" to 2 notes or something
>>551967649COLRune = Cun' Lore>>551967795You were doing it so loudly you couldnt hear me laughing at you
>>551967859*laugh track*
>>551967906these are good noles
>>551967906get in line I’m waiting for NEanons miraculous return so I can say I would fuck him
Fave has had the worst time with doing art, but they seem to have recaptured their love of 3D sculpting again.
>>551967930watchsomuch to google it, look for a site with a minion on it
I'm just playing with the mic it sounds so nice.https://voca.ro/1ay2l1tXFpG0
Fave was a bullfrog
>>551967906good noelle
Theorists are parasites. All they do is distract from the game.
I mainly listen to videogame OSTs and then covers & original tracks by indie furry musicians, and then tertiary I listen to actual midwest emo and punk bands:/
Kingdom_outskirts.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/s1lj21.mp3
>>551968201that was actually the WRONG image. FUCK there's a ten minute delete timer now. It might be over for me bros.
>>551968206...That's a dead kid
>>551968201Suck on each one of these until I know the taste of each boob and left bite marks and hickies everywhere
>>551968365I mean the image is still funny.
>>551968372>Burgerpants opening a box in New Home after accidentally walking past the actual MTT storage room
God fucking damn it fangamer where is my $40 5” off-model made in bangladesh Pluey plush
>>551968365>accidentally porn postingOh no...
>>551967332Even by Tumblrite standards calling him a massive chaser who is so because his ex-girlfriend disappeared is several times more risque
>>551968342Your taste could be worse for what it's worth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_K7URZIiDQ>>551968365lmao
You're not allowed to say this, but ASGORE is the weakest boss track
>>551965432any kind of request involving king having some private time and humiliating his new jester tenna before realizing tenna is getting off to it
>>551968365LMAOO
>>551968342based>>551968538did you draw this I fucking love it and the reference
There's a bunch of white stuff on my hands and NO it's NOT cum. I haven't jacked off at all today.
>>551968682Elaborate.
>>551968201>>551968372>>551968484https://voca.ro/1lTYobKdJQjK
>>551968746I did not however I DID write the script for it
Imagine worshipping a guy who tells people you're not allowed to dislike the antagonists.
>>551968952Imagine genociding innocents because you don’t like their religion
>>551968952what are you even vagueposting on bro
You are not allowed to dislike the pillar men.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
>>551969105Why do you like them so much.
>Praying for AsrielDid we ever settle on what the fuck Kris's problem was
>>551969272lots of this image today huh
>>551968952theres something miniboss shaped in here!
>>551969272I dunno Santana was kinda forgettable compared to the other 3 I think it'd be fine to dislike him a bit
>>551969324Expect to see it frequently. Also both Ralsei and one of the Pillars were holding the side of their face in a similar way.
idk why this exists but it's kinda funny I guess (this time with the right image)
>>551969272The Pillar Femboys...
>>551969272
>>551969105First genocide to double its population while it's going on.
>>551969286I don’t think children deserve to die having their limbs blown off.
>>551969315Azzy is an asshole and partly responsible for shit
niggas not even trying to make the convo ontopic
Would CoL shit himself if he watched Avatar because Zuko didn't stay his Season 1 self the whole way through
>>551969315The weirdest one is how Kris prays for Rudy if you try to pray for Noelle. It does say that they put a lot of effort into it and "mumbly", the same way Noelle describes how Kris actually sounds in chapter 4 weird route.>>551969557This makes me feel bad for Noelle
>>551969557
>>551969717CoL would be a straightforward ATLA fan but he would be mad about Korra and the new show and the live action movie for entire paragraphs worth of reasons.
>>551965251random bullshit go
>>551970047must you ruin everythingEVERYTHING
>>551969993I think not like Korra is fine
>>551970090i like her demonic bracers
>>551970090did she find the beach?
>>551970090Whoa cute
Does the character you want to fuck the most actually reflect your real life tastes in people or because they get your knickers tight
fave is going insane because for the last two days they have been unable to have vocaroo load for them and they tried restarting the pc and doing some cmd shit and restarting the router and using another browser but it just won't ever ever ever load on the computer despite it working perfectly fine in any other device around the house and it keeps saying timed out but it won't ever ever work
The theories where Carol is more of a mutual collaborator with Kris who feels bad for involving them at all (rather than being a cold master manipulator) are my favorite.
>>551970391I mean, those two ideas are not necessarily exclusive from each other.
>>551970338See in the case of MY fave this is just something that'd actually happen to him>>551970337I want to fuck Catty BECAUSE I don't believe humans like her exist and they shouldn't mix with my genes even if they did—would just create some whiny spiritual jew(her being a literal jew besides—I'm also a literal caribbean black, don't want to see what monster THAT mix becomes)
>>551970337My girlfriend reminds me of Noelle so yeah probably
>>551970337the character's personality is exactly what I'd want in a partner and the reason I want to fuck them
>>551970391Sure, but I guess what I mean is the idea she is not (at least intentionally) trying to emotionally manipulate, or threaten, etc Kris. Of course there's an intrinsic power imbalance there but there's nuance and it could be interesting
>>551970760meant for>>551970526
What do we do if CoL ends up being right about anything
>>551970337intriguing personality leads to sexual intrigue
>>551965450>>551966050I'm flattered but I'd rather kill myself than fuck anyone that uses 4chan
>>551969557im laughing
>>551970925shucks
>>551970267yeah
BITE MY FAVEY METAL ASS
>>551970047>no toes
>>551970391It feels more canon, Kris grew up with Noelle and Dess, she might not get along with Toriel but she cares enough to visit the Dreemur house for the-*record scratch*>>551970925:(Nvm, post is cancelled, I'm leaving this site forever...
>>551970925What's your fucking issue?
>>551971223I love her
>>551971285just how i like it
>>551971385Ralsei can be hit and miss at times.
>>551971385God ralsei is so fucking gay *cock throbs*
>>551965251Still working on my VN, here's a mostly-completed CG for early into the story. 8Ball will appear every now and then to say cryptic shit the characters won't understand. She works as a part-time assistant to a Pippins whose responsible for updating the records of all TV Time employees.
>>551970925i'll have you know im very concerned about my partners sexual pleasure i will sacrifice everything even my mind and body frankly its your loss
People aren't ready for this discourse, but Rudy clearly likes Kris much less than Carol does.
>>551971379I'm not sexually attracted to mentally unhinged retards, whoops!
>>551971223snibbidy snab haha just kidding im not really a crab :)
>>551971223eat the crab
>>551964126We have seen painter’s body twice and she has a cute voice
>>551971534is she supposed to look like a black woman
>>551971534oh shit cool
>>551971385Reminder it's canon she taught Ralsei to do this on her 'date' with him in chapter 2 while Kris is with Noelle.
>>551971587Hey, I may be retarded but I'm not mentally unhinged. I don't take meds unlike a lot of you "people".
>>551971559I'm sober for another 10 mins, please elaborate while I get food
I feel so much better now that I'm not taking adderall
>>551971724are you saying this purely off the fact she looks like she has an afro?
>>551971757do not fall for the carcinization trickery my dear chum
i feel so much better now that im not taking alcohol
>>551971887Yes
I'll admit the random Charlie Brown during the first Reaniman fight got a sniffle out of meApart from that...>I can't say I've been here too often...>Dad would have chained the whole kitchen down if it meant stopping me from trying to make a fountain. > AH, NO MATTER, YOUNG PAGE!> YOU ARE HERE NOW, AND THAT IS ALL THAT IS OF RELEVANCE.> SPEAKING OF, WHAT MAY I CALL YOU?>In the costume, I tend to call myselfSTARBOUND> _Tem baby, I don't know why you insist on this surveillance._> Stas stil a holida. can't trust.> _It's been decades. We've all lost enough that day._> _We shouldn't...we can't dig into old wounds._> ol wouns?! HAH!!> Those wounds never sealed up. They never will.> Exactly why I'm working now.> _Just...whatever you're doing, don't hold it against the kid._> _And don't let Junior find out. It's already hard enough to keep him away from the supes._> _Good night, hon._
>>551971534That’s awesome
>>551971914Pippins are already chitinous arthropods though
>>551971534>She works as a part-time assistant to a Pippins whose responsible for updating the records of all TV Time employees.is that not Fujo with HR?
magic 8ball, will I ever be happy?
>>551970337I assume there are many genuinely kind and caring people in the real world like him, but other features that I find extremely cute about him such as his horns/ears/tail unfortunately can't be properly replicated in reality. I feel attempting to mentally project my own affinity for him onto a real significant other would be quite unfair to them to say the least, and is something I believe I need to personally come to terms with before I think about initiating that kind of relationship with another
referring to green pippins as battat exclusively when talking to him or when he's in earshot and calling him mike everywhere else because it pisses him off
>>551972228
>>551972228Outlook good
>>551972228No~!
>not on any of the fuckable listsThank fucking god, also stop being creeps towards real life people. May God have mercy on your soul, holy fuck.
>>551972291useless fucker>>551972306okay>>551972323not an 8ball answer>>551972340that's just all of them
>>551971721>We have seen painter’s bodyshe posted her body?
>>551972228I'd say you have about a 1 in 4 chance.#SMARTJOKE
>>551972291omg i get it shes a dice IN the 8ball i thought you guys were doing a random ok carry on
>>551972419I think he’s referring to the times we saw her hands
>>551970337depends on the character but i tend to be very sexually drawn to characters that would be la toxica irl that I would have intense and complicated feelings towards if they were real, mostly negative.
Why is it a Magic 8 Ball, and not a magic 9 or 10 or 11 or 12 ball?What is so special about 8? Asked Fave.
referring to green pippins as DICER
>>551972369(me)Forgot pic
>>551972451how did you just realize this anon there are dice in magic 8balls
/utg/ is a polycule.
>>551972551who are you
>>551972551>attaches avatar for attention you want someone to fuck you anon.
mrs. carol likes boys
>>551972369You would not start with that > if you did not want to be included
>>551972615No, I attached a pic of God. I never avatarfag.>>551972614No one
>>551972665Oh, thank god. Here I thought we were going to have an all gay cast of characters...
>>551972551someone just moved down the sex ranks
>>551972419Here, for a [LIMITED TIME ONLY!]https://litter.catbox.moe/sw9b3egqbq0ada4l.jpg
>>551972719Everyone is bi
>>551972756what is he even shitting thats blue
>>551972756this counts as doxxing dude
Wassup my diceahhhh
>>551972756This happened to me the other day
/utg/ is recorded in front of a live audiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI9UIzbxArQ
>>551972756oh man i was eating my crackers... i still am, it hasnt deterred me but oh man
Sometimes I wish I was a brain in a jar fully linked into the internet
>>551971791Basically, there is a frigid-to-nasty second layer to several of the remarks Rudy hits Kris with, that are disguised as just dad jokes. The whole tone of their relationship is set when you first visit him and choose the option "I came on my own", at which point he says Kris has "really matured". Rudy is one of the only characters that really likes to bring up the antics Kris used to pull that Kris is now embarrassed/ashamed of, and generally with the context that it was mean to, or a bad influence on, Noelle. But it's particularly in the context of the chapter 4 egg room scene, and how it re-contextualizes Toriel's line about how "Kris... does this sometimes", that one of his main jokes gets almost psychotic. Like, Rudy absolutely knows Kris has a chronic trauma and handwashing compulsion, and he does not let it go. Every time you inspect the sink each chapter, he keeps score about it. He is absolutely, no doubt, the one guy in Hometown who truly holds Kris at least partly responsible for whatever happened to December. Carol does not.He doesn't HATE Kris, he's clearly made some kind of peace with everything that's happened, but there's a hint of resignation in it IMO. Like, okay, if Noelle really wants you to be there at the festival with her, I'm in no shape to stop you; please treat her well, okay. Subtext: Not like how you fucking used to.
>>551972756>vagina and dickdamn
>>551972419Her ramb and fat spamton art shows a woman interacting with them
>>551972838pipis
>>551972756This happened to my T.V. once. Had to have three showers that day.
>>551972809And Jewish.
>>551970090cute!!! why does she have battle armor underneath her christmas outfit?
>>551972920That’s his butthole dumbass
>>551972756I'm not into scat per se—as in I wouldn't want to be directly involved but the idea of WATCHING someone being tortured by piles of shit being dumped upon their helpless face is really hot to meDoes this make me a shit cuck
>>551972756who fucking drew this, one of ours?
The founding fathers valued player choice, that’s why they implemented real weapons and a genocide route
>>551972756For half a second I thought he was shitting out intestines and I thought "oh cool, gore". But then I realized it was just shit and got mad.I need to look at Gaster before I sleep.
>>551973013I want to kill you for making me read this garbage
wip soundtrackplants_banter.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/l9fakkabf2gv65k8.mp3mus_jungle.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/u3zo0rcm3rflpd9y.mp3susie_flight.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/wq9gdq.mp3plant_symphony.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/bmvjeo.mp3tough_flower.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/qhivypx6h2rvzhzd.mp3Maze.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/6gk7ol.mp3sillyseeds.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/koce53.mp3flower_battle.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/gs3o7e.mp3
>>551973013You need to kill youself right now
>>551972894take it from me you dont want this
>>551973009Ah I see, the blue pipis sliding down the taint gives the illusion of a blue vagina. Intriguing.
>>551973142I really like you leakanon
>>551972894There's like a 1998 anime about why that's explicitly a bad thing
peppers developed capsaicin to stop us from eating them, and that only made us want them moresusie is a pepper
>>551973240>>551973192
>>551973182There was a whole anime about why you don't want that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D72DsqqtmfI
sometimes the air of loneliness in the thread is too much for me and i just want to punch every poster in the nuts
>>551973070Even a neutral route is better than a forced pacifist route.
>>551973281haha there’s a pepper pokemon called capsakid
toby fox developed deltarune to drive himself into bankruptcy and to ruin his life and he FAILED miserably
Drop a TRVTH NVKE RIGHT NOW
>>551973182>>551973261>>551973346Look my life already sucks and being a brain in a jar still able to use the internet would probably be betterman fuck self compassion this shit is impossible
>want to play minecraft>want to watch bocchi the rock>want to play okami>want to write pippins greens>want to finish art requests>want to finish applying to jobs>want to take a napIt's all so tiresome
>>551973281>and that only made us want them moreIronically, appealing to humans allowed peppers to thrive and be cultivated even further so they won in the end
>>551973340alright kinda funny
>>551973437You are gay.
>>551973192I’m imagining this conversation taking place between us in a prestigious art gallery
>>551973447I can personally attest to Okami's quality and think you should try playing it if you have the time
>>551973437painter probably finds all of the other femanons disgusting
>>551973281tsundere pepper..
>>551973437i farted
>>551973619Holy parasocial
>>551973465unironically, by participating in humanity's destruction of the natural balance, peppers will be burning in hell forever, so they lost in the end
>>551973437Pippinsposters are somehow even more intolerable than Addisonfags.
>>551973439I'd agree with you if this was pre y2k internet, when it was truly the wild west and corporations didn't have their hands on everything. Now everything you love is being enshittified, AI and bots flood places en masse, everything is trying to spy on you and collect data. The internet fucking sucks now.Also, just watch Serial Experiments Lain man
Is there a single Deltarune podcast not run entirely by autistic deep-voiced transsexuals with stripper names
>>551973347If I gave you my address or a place to meet me instead, would you be my friend?
>>551973694ironically by charring the peppers in the fires of hell the peppers are only becoming more delicious
>>551973698I miss Addisonfags, they actually threw hands and didn't rely in numbers and namefags to defend themselves
>>551973698Anon....the threads have been pippinsposter-free for like, the last 2 months. By pippinsposting do you mean the anons in the thread talking about the pippinsposters? because that's all the pippins posting that has been happening ever since december started
>>551973896literally what are you talking about
>>551973930you're going to make me cry
Eat up ya fucking bitch. Fuck you
>>551973896do you remember the context to this image
Hey /utg/, I thought I'd stop by to post some pippins, I hope you don't mind!
>>551973995im sowwry anon... I dont know what came over me
guys i can feel my brain rn
My balls are fucking HAIRYEverybody else carry on with your conversations
>>551974120sure let me join!
I still don't know what a Pippins is, I'm waiting for Chapter 5.
I fucking love dice
>>551972906Rudy is kinda underexplored, people just look at the "obvious future death" thing and put him into a preconceived box that he doesn't quite fit into. Not sure I totally agree with your analysis but I definitely think he's not just "a bro" like how r*ddit thinks of him
>>551973930It's sad. I didn't even do any pippin posting but I miss it. Fuck the fags that whined about it constantly
>>551974114It's a megg mogg owl scene featuring werewolf jones. As for what /trash/ was doing, some weird discord drama I'd assume.
>>551973437a lot of jevil's charm comes from him only having 1 scene and if he gets more he will become less distinctive and special
>>551973013>I'm not into scat per seStopped reading there.
My penis is of above average size but I’m completely impotent I can’t cum at all every orgasm I’ve ever had has been dry and I refuse to show my dick to a doctor so I’ve decided to just die aloneSaid Faveton F Faveton
>>551967930Fave should have joined a private tracker in 2019
>>551974280I'm not sure why pippinsposting has decreased this past month
>>551974407time marches
I'm tired of feeling like shit all the time; I want someone to lay in bed with even if I don't think I "deserve" it. Who the fuck gets to decide what I do and don't deserve? Yeah I don't have a job or many skills, but the craving of laying in bed with someone else and cuddling with them is too deep to ignore. I just want someone to love and actually talk to.
>>551973842that would make it harder emotionally for me to punch you in the nuts but easier physically. it's a conundrum.
>>551974114It's post chapter 2 so I'll assume it was /doe/ and Berdfag related.If not, then it was probably one of those ''[artfag] drew two images for /trash/ and only one for /utg/ today, they're not cool anymore let's chase 'em out'' convos.
>>551974485Get in line, pal.
>>551974485felt emphatically my friend
speaking of pippins, I made this rant in the whiteboard awhile ago. Do any of you want to talk about this?
>>551974407Holidays plus nothing will keep steady forever. We ebb and flow, life is cyclical
>>551974407because it was mostly tourists doing it. they all get bored eventually. only the true /utg/folk stay.
>>551974630nah i'm good. i'm sure it's very interesting though.
>>551974740Try me.
>>551972906Knowing this aspect of his personality just drives me to write Solarflare more>Remember when Grandpa came over, mad you hadn't drawn him his new trident yet?> Yeah, we uh, had to wait for weeks to get that new door. >Man, you had even pissed yourself a little.>Over a door! I thought I was petty.>Great job on the suit by the way. really compliments my smile. > Smile? >Well, I don't really have a reason to when I'm here, do I?> No...no, I guess not.>Guessing, guessing. Dad you were never good at guessing. >You know what you're good for? Hiding.>Make sure you do that. >Bye now.> (What did I raise...what did I raise...)>A real man! Something you could never be.>Now make like grandma, and get busy. You're chafing up the air!>You know something, Grandmother.>Remember the stories you used to tell about Noelle?>How she would hum to herself after icing her ankles from track meets?>How you'd pretend not to know as she kept searching mom's name on the computer?>God, I couldn't imagine being so dependent!>You really did a great job keeping that out of me.>Wait, one second. > _Please, please, please, just let me go!_>Ah, but then you'd just live, and create a handful more weaklings.>Maybe you'd think, "Hey! That kid's probably forgotten about me now!">"I could take him now! Just have to catch him by sur-> prise!">Oh. Dumbass. I was trying to *savor*, that kill.>Guess I'm not as well trained as I thought. Wouldn't you agree?> *What is the point of this?*>Well, I realized something.>I like the mask. Nice material. Complements my smile. Fits snugly on the calves!>But...if they found out my name, what are they gonna do? >Bomb me? Irradiate me? Shoot me?>It's like the only one that needs a secret identity...>is you.> *You wouldn't.*>Guess I wouldn't. >And even if I did, mom would certainly be here to stop me.>You know what, you should call her!>...>Thought so.>Remember this.>... [snap]>Broken finger! For good luck! >Bye!
>>551974630Ok, I'll start.>I wonder if Yippins knows about Battat's double life.No. No one else knows, except Jongler and Pluey.
>>551974803check e-mail
>>551974407I think it is just a mix of holidays which we still have new years left, school, gifts, and end of year deadlines. Anyways, the gps tags I stuck on each whiteboard artist shows me they are in close proximity to the threads often, so
>>551970145What seems to be the issue?
Who else want this? (Yes, it has to be Noelle).
>>551974630I think the most this would effect has to be Yippins
>>551974407I got the Chapter 5 beta from the emails so I switched from Pippinsfag to a DirtlingfagI'm waiting for everyone else to get to them tho, so I haven't posted any of my OCs yet
>>551967906Why is Noelle such a better designed character than anyone else in Deltarune
>>551975154I don't have my glasses on so I thought a titty was popping out
>>551975108Imagine being so pegged that you assume any two men who talk to each other are homos.
>>551975056I like that her nose is lightly glowing :)>>551975108wow Carol your head is looking especially hexagonal today
>>551974740>they all get bored eventuallyNot my /utg/ gf, she expects my...wait a sec...it HAS been awhile since I saw a post- no no she's just lurking, she wouldn't forget, she can crtl + f "utg" on the catalog and find us, simple
>>551975204If even BERDLY can joke about it I don't know how much louder Toby can scream it
>>551975154what is thistribal loincloth ralsei????
>>551974889Omg… YES I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
>>551974407I've dedicated all my pippinsposting time to my Cypins VN. I wanna have a go at something story focused that actually builds on the lore while having a narrative through line that gives way to character interactions and development. I hope that even after people move on to the next darkner OC trend that anons will still read it.
I have a bad memory, which drawfags haven't posted here in a while?
>>551974630> Maybe that Fujopluey drawing from awhile ago was Fujo filling in for Mike while the three Mikes went on an adventure to finally figure out who the real mike is (they dont find anything)I love that
Why is Lancer such a better designed character than anyone else in Deltarune?
>>551975056Noelle's hooves would be hanging off the bed halfway to the floor. She's way taller than Kris.
>>551975410that one vesseldoe anon
>>551975513Because Toby didn't create him.
My pippins is a female pippins that burps loudly because it makes me rock solid
>>551975645he made a slowpoke noelle and vessel a few threads ago unless that is a newer one
>>551975410None that matter
>>551975513He’s absolutely transcendentally mogged by Super Lord Berdly
>>551975776I thought the PippinsOC's were meant to be self-inserts?
>>551975204
Which Deltarune character is most likely to end their life by suicide
>>551972250Considering that this significant other is hypothetical, try to project anyways. What are the attributes in another that would get closest to him?
>>551975280That's the thing. The very suggestion is a joke. Only perverts think this way.
>>551975513circle
>>551974630I will headcanon it as only a small circle of pippins has ever seen Mike and whoever they are, they are just out and about, meanwhile Battat got roped into the bit and has been trying to juggle and hide it since, just out of not wsnting anyone to say anything to Tenna
>>551975790huh I guess that one anon who makes the tendril soul art
>>551975862What? No way, if I made a pippins as a self-insert I would hate it.
>>551975824Fuck off birdshit!
>>551975893All of them
>>551975892Stop molesting children's games.
>>551975904Who do you think is writing this series
God damn it I NEED to plap a Carol cosplayer now!
>>551975862no? Painter made a Tenna yume pippins when she’s a spoid
>>551975892That first face is always when he's closer to conveying how he actually feels, and then he covers it up. It kinda pisses me off how little of the fandom even try to see through this guy. (Not saying he's gay for Asgore, rather he thinks Asgore has "lost it" obviously and the Flower King shit irritates him. I wouldn't even be surprised if he wrote the rent notice and just signed it as C.)
>>551975893We don't get a Susie fight she just mcfuckin hangs herself in Weird Route
>>551976070the KING of ERO-GAMES
>>551975824Perhaps... there is another solution
>>551975893Tenna
>>551976162>>551976070Same series where three of the four Dreemurr and Holiday kids have canon fetishes btw
>>551975892It's a bro thing
>>551976116Here lies Temfag. He never scored.
>>551976070>Me.
>>551976283>NoelleHumiliation, sadomasochism>AsrielDragons>KrisI don't know>DecemberFluffy boys? Not really a fetish though
>>551976196god that lancer is such furryslop they gave him paws bruh
>>551976116she would be called karen if toby wasnt such a corny bitch
>>551976196whoever drew this should be stoned to death
>>551976418>DecemberIsn't it obvious?
>>551976418Kris is implied to have a robo-fetish>Car magazine reference in Sans'>describes tank head as "kissable">filled with a strange power by GIGA Queen's legsThematically relevant because it along with their Dark World scarf makes TWO parallels with Papyrus
>>551976431that isnt a good example but lancer with paws is cute
>>551975513He was the protagonist of Toby's original dream
There was a time in my life where I stopped being into furry stuff very effectively, I didn't even use fur affinity anymore IIRC. I don't remember why I spiraled back. I'm currently probably the worst I've ever been. And I don't even really mind except for the melancholy that anthros aren't real. Starting Deltarune was definitely a nail in the coffin.
I would rother lovingly stroke a girl's hair play this fucking game. No but seriously this game's a classic.
>>551976514>>551976590>She steals children and them bakes their flesh into muffins
>>551972890crackers? sounds dry. you don't want to put anything on them? a nice warm creamy spread? a rich moist paste perhaps?
>>551976514>>551976590>unironic raiding or on 2 ipsPathetic
Carol desperately repeating to herself over and over "It's just a bro thing" after she sees Rudy and Asgore drunkenly kiss each other on the balcony during one of the Holiday mansion parties
>>551976595Sorry but I think this is a stretch...
>>551976689I just thought the image was funny dang man
lancer has cute little spade shaped feet. wow. perfect boy
>>551976750I understand the Flowey Vore theory being a stretch but the game is literally telling you to take the former two details in a sexual manner
>>551976431Lmfaoooooooooooooo
>>551976689or he paid for the pass
>>551976750>t. me when i put both of my hands inside tenna's freshly cleaned asshole
>>551976880Post time was too fast
>>551976865Liking Queen's legs doesn't imply a "robo fetish", she is conventionally attractive besides her head. What's the dialog on the car magazine?
>>551970338fave has figured out the issue through trial and error. fave's internet adapter is from the caveman era and has shat itself and died. the only option left would be to buy a usb wifi adapter, but fave has no money for that sort of stuff as he was born south american. fave is unable to use vocaroo for the rest of his life unless it's phone based and it'll alter his voice into sounding like a litle dipshit
>>551976947>>551976880you guys can’t be serious bro I copypasted the original post text and put the muffin one because it was funny we don’t even have the same filenames
>>551976689damn if u dont want any muffin you could just say so
>>551975893judging by the mantle game, alphys
>>551977140Don't mind them, they're just being a bunch of silly geese.
>>551977004It's a direct textual reference to a Mega Man Legends bit with dirty magazines>It might be fun to look at them,>But there's other people around....I still don't see how you get around the narration(that otherwise accurate describes Kris feelings, see Asriel's drawer) saying a "cannon is highly kissable."
>>551977140>>551977184>doing it again LOOOL
What if instead of being inspired by Zelda, chapter 3 had a 60 floor Tower of Druaga style minigame with no save points
>it's just a discord raiddisappointing
>>551977140jail!! jail for 100000000000 years!!!!>>551977274oh my GOD bruh
Dick sword? Where?
I don’t like being the butt of the joke please stop :(
my thread one night stand is out there somewhere waiting to be pumped and dumped
What if the Chapter 5 Castle Town Dojo has been converted into a Pit of 100 Trials, and it's just 100 Jackenstein mazes?
>>551977286The Quest of Ki is better, Toby as a true japanophile would know this and copy that instead.
>>551977243Because the whole thrasher segment is a bunch of jokes. It has the "cute" attribute bar like it does other attributes. Then you have a MML joke reference. Sorry but two is a coincidence, and Queen having nice legs doesn't make 3. If it's a thing that Kris thinks robots are sexy then show me a line about their feelings for Zapper or Ambyulance or one of the actual cars depicted or Spamton NEO or Tenna.
i need fave to pump me but not dump me
robot legs are canonically the sexiest things that could possibly exist within the UTDR universes
Good night you little fucks be nice to each other
>>551977578kris licks tvs
>Really catchy version of "From now on" made with that silly biddi bum song from eight crazy nights>go to listen to it again>post deleted>can't find it anywhereGOD.DAMN IT.My only chance at this point is one of you autists may have downloaded it. https://bsky.app/profile/dracula3d.bsky.social/post/3m6ugjg22i22w
>Join me, Kris, and we shall RAID this thread with short-spanned humor and TWO IPS. MWAHAHAHA!
>>551978012This is because CRT skin excretes a psychoactive venom that gets you high.
I was going to make a post about my adequately sized penis but then my internet cut outReally fucking funny guys
>>551978024Nope, I did not!! *laughs hysterically*
Just unplugged the router for my micropenis neighbor’s house hahaha
>>551978024is this it?https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1pdencc/ytpmv_from_now_biddy_bum/
>>551978246You magnificent son of a bitch. Yes. I'm downloading it now. Thank you.
>>551978241IT'S NOT A MICROPENIS IT'S JUST REALLY COLD OUTSIDE OKAY
https://youtu.be/5gn_cU-BOgE
Seam/Friend or the true form that's one and the same is least partially inspired by Flandrefinal secret bosspointed tailcrystals are you ready for the first female schizoboss
>>551977385sad
>>551978595after this healing chakra crystal bowl tones started playing immediately after.
I genuinely get upset when people say mean things, even facetiously (eg about how he types or being a weeb), about Toby. I'm too far in
>>551973142post them again
Fave's bulge is large and they're scared others will think they're making it look like that on purpose and think they're a weird pervert or somethingIt doesn't matter what fave wears either, it's very noticeable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4vvV3tBGbg
>>551975896Well being kind and caring to others as mentioned are some of the most important attributes, maintaining a general air of gentleness about them yet still being strong when it matters is important as well I'd say. A dash of sincere silliness, and maybe the type of patience where they wouldn't mind cuddling together for decently long periods would also be appreciated. Having interests that they feel passionate enough about to go on and on happily talking about it together, while also perhaps indulging me my idiosyncrasies and maybe even enjoying that aspect of me. I won't really go into physical aspects since that starts to get into the realm of unfair comparison and impossible desires (it's not exactly fair to lament the lack of warm snuggly fur to nestle one's cheek into or not having horns to hold onto as you kiss them)
>>551977027I'm sorry that's happening to you anon
>>551979103All good and fair points (just get a wool blanket), I hope you find your notquiteAsgore someday.
>>551976683no, thanks. i like my snacks the same way i like my women salty and dry
*Walks up behind u and takes a big long whiff*
All these hoes on my dickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZnoqeTlQoQ
>>551979024Toby is not your friend
>>551951925 late reply, i was busy but i saw your post and made a mental note to listen to it later. i dig it, thank you for sharing
>>551979572You are a loser who orbits posters on 4chan
I fight for my friends.
>>551978718mad mew mew/mad dummy also references dio and so does sakuya izayoi, and the split soul mode seems weirdly connected to kris's possession situation. mad mew mew also had the weird "frozen in an iceberg while floating in the ocean" trailer animation for the undertale switch port in 2018. the ghosts might just be FRIENDly
>>551979630You want to talk about why you're personally upset by this or are you just making a one off observation? Did I orbit someone you don't like?Are you upset I'm not orbiting you? Do hoes not orbit your dick?
>>551965251>>551961438an attempt was madehttps://files.catbox.moe/brxotv.jpg
551979775not reading all that loser
One day my autistic knowledge of Souls games will make a girl cum but now that day is not today
>>551979930That uh, wasn't a very big post.Are you sure you can read?
>>551979290I'm hopeful as well, and also confident I'd find unique characteristics about them that even Asgore doesn't possess and would be able to love them all the more for it
everything is gonna go to shit in chapter 5+ and the fun gang is going to completely fall apartralsei is the shadow crystal boss of chapter 5, he gets jealous of kris, that he can't be susie's real friend, and is the one who tell's susie about kris' backstabbing during a fight.kris is the "boss" of chapter 6susie is the boss of chapter 7
>>551980046Stop replying to my posts
I just want to see Ralsei beg for his "life"
>>551979962I'd be more impressed if you talked about Lost Kingdoms
>>551979820I would say that's a success.
>>551979962this but kingdom hearts
>>551980171You're subscribed to my blog, buddy.
Doomerfag likes System of a Down so he's absolved every sin if you ask me. Anyone that likes Serj is a-okay in my book.
do not cum
>>551980171Sorry bro, he got mad at Tasquefag because he realized it was like looking in a mirror
>>551980330nature will survive ushuman dogsafter all
dess convincing noelle to stab catti so they can go live in slendermans mansion in the woods.
>>551980330Hearing Lonely Day as an angst ridden teenager changed my life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
551980171Another retarded orbiter loser
>>551980250yay! and sorry I didnt really get the smilers den/fnaf vibe across but ive been enjoying your posts, its a cute idea.
>>551980384I'm actually closer to CoL in my autisms but instead of caring too much I care too little which is why I left him alone for the most part.
>>551970338>>551977027https://voca.ro/169Tt0ClQoYp man i hope this link works i copied that by hand by HAND do you understand how humiliating this is>>551979198thank you for witnessing my pain i will strive to pain less in the future sometime soon maybe hopefully one day
>>551980760doesnt work sorry anon
I want to whip Ralsei back into shape
Doe
rubbing my fat belly haw haw haw haw haw
>>551980760https://vocaroo.com/169Tt0CIQoYp killing myself do you understand i can't tell the difference between I and l I'm KILLING MYSEEELF!!
>>551980540>angy
>>551980949Post belly
>>551980913My friend
i need susie to punch all my teeth out and boil me alive and throw me into a dumpster
I like this bit. Quite daring
>Doomer called his friend from the Magmacord to say retarded shit so he could win a fake argument and look like he's being targeted for no reasonTelly jelly in my gelly belly...
>>551980960its michael cera
>this is temnigger’s way of attempting to get female attention
>>551981003nao~
>>551980664I'm actually not the one who made the request, but I appreciate a good Catti pic when I see one.You keep it up, Anon.
>>551981043I love Barley :)
>>551981115Hey, knowing some of the femanons in here it might just work.
can I have a hug
>>551981102This is just me responding to low effort bait, which I'm known to do from time to time. I just wanted to see if an argument was going to be articulated or not.
>>551980960are you me
fat dumb lolcows approaching their mid-30’s
>>551981164I do too... I like silly pictures of him, it makes me happy when I'm sad>>551981213o.k.
>>551980960why is weird ralsei cursing
>>551981102
>>551981043I hate Berdly, but only because I used to act like him in middle/highschool
>>551981140well thank you, and that goes out to whoever did lmao
can I not have a hug
>>551981213The best I can give is this art depicting a hug, with which you can use as a jumping off point to imagine yourself getting hugged
>>551981345ok>>551981387*stays a respectable distance away from you* ok
I need Susie to do allat to Noelle and Kris
>>551981109I'M NOT MICHAEL CERA!!!>>551981267at some point maybe yes>>551981298i broke character so what SO WHAT!! it's OVER!! it's OVER anyways!! it's all ogre... it's all ogre......
>>551981387hugs you and my boobs squish against you
>>551979820Peak
>>551981529NO! NOO! NOOOOO!!! *wretches*
>>551981327>Doomer replied to me twice while his Whiteboardcord buddy wrote >>551981289 Underfelly belly that is skelly and smelly...
>>551981528i dont want to be this kind of animal anymore
>>551981238Fuck off
>>551966315>>551966315>>551966315IT IS STILL NOT OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XaIm7lpU64I dig this.
>>551981187lol no
>>551978718You have no idea of the journey you sent me on to find the pic's game
>>551981607I think your routine could use a bit of work.
Hey /utg/, would you make me a sandwich?
>>551981607doomer just called me on the wigglepaint chat and told me to call you a retard. sorry just followin' orders.
>>551981759Nooo~!
>>551981759wich one ererer
Please send me a list with the md5s of all of this threadshitters gay gote avatars
>>551981663Your canvas is a flop. Nobody cares because this is a poorly thought out and designed idea for character driven general of anons
>>551981652Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
>>551981759I don't know the recipe. Would spaghetti work instead?
kris! get over here! these hawaiian rolls wont devour themselves!
>>551981663Your canvas is a hit. Everybody cares because this is a well thought out and designed idea for character driven general of anons
>>551981941I have several hundred, nobody has painstakingly taken the time to do that yet.
>>551981941noh~
>>551981941How do you filter those, anyway?
>>551981792I ought to teach you Aggiecord fuckers a lesson...Next thread, Scatmas is coming...
Who are you running from?
>>551982292Oh, frick guys i do not want a scatmas, maybe we should cool it...
>>551982292>he hasn't read my scat greentext storiesis that meant to be a threat?
>>551982292hey, didn't anyone ever tell you that the best way to deal with stuff is to not give a shit? kinda counterproductive if you start handing them out like that.
>>551982292Can we start now instead?https://youtu.be/VnULE-d14TA
I feel better
>>551982708That makes me happy to hear
>>551982594Fuck you, Scatmas is coming in 20 minutes.You better open up that mouth real wide...
>>551982643you cant just post that without a warning man i just broke it down in public
>>551982708lovely creature, cute!
You cooked her alive and served her to her family
>>551982908Apologies, have some racism (extreme scat warning!)https://youtu.be/xbRxaG6PWVM
>>551982906
>>551983139>eyes becomes nipplesTemfag knock that off right now!!!
>>551983208Could you be craving his mcnuggies?
I feel better mentally after being off of adderall for a single day. Feels like I’m actually here, aware of what’s going on and being able to reflect on my life. It feels like I lost years of my life to that drug.I should be kinder to myself. Goodnight.
Susie is one of the worst video game party members I have ever seen.
>>551983425goodnight anon, feel better
The most evil poster in the thread is whoever convinced Temfag to come back after Chapters 3+4 came out.
>>551983040How long did it take her to smile?
>>551983513Who is the goodest poster in the thread that balances him out?
>>551983484Yeah well u r a poopy
>>551983513Temfag was schizophrenic and unmedicated, He was coming back even if nobody told him too.
Carol berating Noelle in the kitchen when she hears the sound of glass breaking and turns around to see the window shattered, and a horrible banging noise rips through the room, she hears a thud and turns back around to see Noelle lying still on the floor with blood pooling around her waistIs the first thing she does, try to move Noelle's body out of the line of fire, or spring into action with her katana searching for the shooter
>>551983484I've only played like 5 rpgs so I believe you
>>551983658Save Noelle she can still make it!
rubbing some oil on my fat bellah and jiggling it haw haw haw haw haw
>>551983743But Noelle is a forgetful irritating faildaughter
>>551983923She is also her last surviving family left
The Undertale movie but it's a generic family animated film a la the Super Mario Bros Movie and the first Sonic movie
>>551982309myself. im running from the fact that i dont have a foundation. i moved so frequently as a kid that i never grew a personality of my own. i just scavenged traits from the people around me so i could immediately blend in. now im just a collection of habits borrowed from people i havent seen in years. it makes it easy to shift how i act or what i say, because it feels like there isnt really a "true self" there for the behavior to conflict with. because leaving was always the default, i dont really feel anything when i cut people off. its just a habit.
>>551983658Too late, Carol! Carols vision fades to black as she feels a sudden warm sensation in her foreheas. Kris enters then spray paints NO JUSTICE NO PEACE BERD LIVES MATTER on the kitchen walls
BABOBEH-BOPBOPAHDOP-BABABABABABEDI-BABOBEH-BABOPBEDOP-BABABAPIBABEDI-BABOBEH-POPBOPBEDOP-BABOBEHBOPBOPBEDOP-BABOBEH-POPBOPBEDOP-BABABABABEHDII'M CALLING OUT FROM SCATLANDI'M CALLING OUT FROM SCATMAN'S WORLDIF YOU WANNA BREAK FREE, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MEYOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO SEE IN YOUR FANTASY
>>551983613me. rolls over and exposes my belly and bats the air charmingly
>>551983613that one male chara anon
Fave is fucking retarded
Because I'm a man, not a boyAnd there are things you can't avoidYou have to face them when you're not prepared to face them
>>551984278this is so stupid it made me laugh
>>551984472Isn't there two of them?
>>551984472>simping for evilI said good
>>551984387>trying again on another terrible canvas Holy shit you are retarded
>>551984125Edgelord
I love the Holidays
What if, just like Gerson, he never got to finish Deltarune.What if, just like Lord of the Hammer, it all stopped.Based off the fact that Gerson died and many think the story was too big for Gerson, I believe that Toby Fox will kill himself.
>>551984125Kid Cudi movie only song
>>551984853that's not toby you fucking idiot that's just some guy with his name but his real name isn't even toby
>>551984780you killed that man
new years aggie you can draw something here if you want. im gonna take a naphttps://magma.com/d/gIWVIHy0NQ
>>551984853>Toby dies>Hussie continues development>Catti impregnates Noelle and has a kid called Doeffany Wombypumpy Holiday in Deltarune Chapter 6 Part 5 Volume 2 Intermission 3
>>551984581yes and now i wanna have them wondering which one i meant while i sit in my evil king throne like an evil king>>551984748you wouldn't understand...
>>551985061Trash
>>551984916are you sure about that?
>>551984472how sweet of you to say >>551984581not as far as i know. if there was another i’d sure like to meet him and shake his respectable hand>>551985085no but what do you mean yes. who’s the other one do you know something i don’t. but yeah you’re right that guy wouldn’t understand
>>551985156Toby Fox if he Christopher Moltisanti
>>551982132This is my least favorite of all the avatarfag images
>>551985156https://www.linkedin.com/in/tobyfox
I'm going to become a burgerpantsyume I hope you all support me through this difficult time
>>551985156Armenian Toby...
I'm kind of like Burgerpants except I don't have a sexy BBW crushing on me
>>551985242What's your favorite one?
>>551985151Why are you bullying the magma anon
I passed out watching rihanna stuff, scrolling on here and woke up to found I accidentally downloaded casino apps on my phone from sleep pressing on it, I don't think I got a virus but that was scary
I'm a sexy androgynous BBW, but I have no underpaid wagiecuck to crush on...
>>551985431Did you really install them? Because they started randomly installing generic ass games on phones who knows how long ago
>>551985431somehow this is mettaton related
>>551985381>>551985504That's funny! I AM GOD
toby fox got RICED by a japanese woman
>>551985773Lucky.
>>551985418
>>551985773My fucking money pays for his hookers.
>>551985750... of jobbing, yes, we know, Flowerkek.
>>551985839this poster is evil aligned for sure
>>551985839this is the vessel with kris
>>551985839Powerful post
>>551985839Japanese people on Twitter are so fucking funny.
>>551986101But its chinese...
>>551986430FUCK.
>>551985572Yeah, I'm pretty sure it isn't going to randomly download two gambling apps to it, my screen time on my phone is showing me that youtube and chrome was on during most of the time with translate on (I checked and my history and translations was all literal gibberish except for some ads that must've been pressed during it), I'm just kinda reeling back from a near fuck up on my part>>551985707I miss him, apart from his fascist tendencies he was great
Why the fuck is Toby named Robert Fox Jr. if he's the middle chi-Ohhh Toby and his big brother like Kris and Asriel
>>551986492If it's dense blocky characters it's probably Chinese, Japanese uses swooping sword slash shaped kanji and Korean is sticks and circles.
>everyone in hometown follows a weird dualistic apocalypse religion>judging by the reaction of an outsider (susie) it's not widely practiced outside the area>just south of the church, there's some sort of shelter that apparently needs the approval of the priest to open>there's no obvious way to leave town>the town's police force wears their religion's holy symbol on their hats like it's a fucking theocracy or somethingSo is Hometown some sort of Jonestown-esque cult settlement?
>>551986614Its an innsmouth lovecraftian cult
>>551986516Nope. Toby is the youngest of all of them. Due to the way japanese works, we are able to figure out that every single brother he always talks about is called an "older brother" and he has never ever spoken about a "younger brother" other than when he says he had a "younger brother personality" in the Secret Base 5 article.
>>551986614>godless faggot is surprised that religion means something to some people
>>551986810Bait used to be better
>>551986769“The mere telling helps me to restore confidence in my own faculties; to reassure myself that I was not simply the first to succumb to a contagious nightmare hallucination.”
>>551986784Mistranslation? I thought Ralse was the youngest. "The four brothers went through Manchester schools, and Toby, whose given name is Robert, was the third of the four."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeFHtt-r7o0
This fave has taken his toll on meHe said goodbye too many times before
>>551987635very nice. very nice indeed
Where does Kris wearing a collared shirt under a sweater come from? I don't see it in any of the sprites
Should I try cult simulator again? I thought the premise was rad but it felt really grindy and repetitive trying to explore dream worlds
>>551986497mettatons facist tendencies is one of his many charm points
>>551987768It's to make Kris not seem as autistic as they probably are, like what teenager would really be running around in a colorful striped sweater?
>>551987949The same kind of autistic teen that holds his mom's hand when walking to school or gets princess carried by their big bro to school
*Kisses all the sleeping anons on the forehead*
i want to be a splendid fave as well
>>551972756What was the pic
>>551988617Tenna shitting and pissing while standing up (his shit was blue for some reason probably from pipis)
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>551987605What song is this referencing it's on the tip of my tongue but can't fully remember
>>551987768the brown neck outline is like one pixel longer than it needs to be + makes them seem slightly more fashionable. and it's just cute. I draw them in dress shoes sometimes even though I know they're definitely wearing sneakers because it makes them seem like more of a weirdo
>>551988706As they say, curiosity killed the catdo you have the image?
>>551988861No I do not. Somebody else probably does.
>>551988730Maroon 5 - This Love
that one anon who doesnt want to fuck real fat chicks but wants to fuck catty because theres a layer of purple fur that smooths out all the grossness is how I feel about burgerpants chud-ness. its ok because hes a funny purple cartoon cat and is as gross as I want him to be and no further.
>>551972756>>551988861
>>551912315If that's Toby's goal then he must not have a lot of experience with ARGs and probably should have done more research instead of naively assuming the best because all filtering people does is make the remaining participants feel like they're in on a secret and they become far less likely to share with the rest of the class
I went on a walk did some squats and made ramen and man I feel way better than I have in weeks aside from christmas.Do your exercises even if it hurts anons youll feel so much better.Also minecraft here is goated because it lacks all the drama.
Nobody cares about you
>>551990164Flush yourself.
>>551990164The crestfallen wanderer of the wastes...
>>551990164I care, great job shartturd, exercise does suck but the benefits are too real
>>551989897It also makes gamejacking far easier, since there's less people to confirm specific answers are real and not just made up. Nobody can confirm what's official and what isn't when only 3 people can get it. At least with the Valentine's letter, it was hosted on the website. The emails aren't.
>>551990312if only I could change my minecrap skin...
My favorite drawfag isn’t in the server even though I though she would be there so I’m considering not playing
>>551990368Yeah what's the deal with minecraft skins? You need to have a real account to have custom skins?
Ima hitori-hitori no mune no nakaMe wo samase The Time To GoTsuyoku aru tame niMata mamoru koto to tatakau kotoDilemma wa owaranai hashiri tsuzukete moEnd justifaiz the means
>>551912315>>551989897Ironically thats the polar opposite of the problem with data miners leaking every finding they have. Most of the people eligible in the last rounds aren't going to collaborate and make sure their answers aren't duplicates or well thought out, especially since the question is "think of a number between zero and infinity". Most will still be wasted on 67, 1225, etc. But then again, if people did organize and only guessed intervals of time, we'd have missed out on some clues.
>>551990479You could become your own favorite drawfag.>>551990521Yeah I lost my real one cus I didnt transfer emails cus I forgot my password and microsofts jeet support is useless. Thankfully its super easy to pirate minecraft with the prism launcher bypass on github.
>>551969315This scene is really funny if you consider that the Angel is most likely the player so you're making Kris pray to you over stuff you can't even control. They should pray to the dog instead.
good morning chat
>>551990189Fuck did I do?
>>551969315I assume it's because Kris doesn't want you nosing in on Asriel's business.
>>551969993CoL would seethe at Aang sticking to his principles instead of completing the mission by killing the Fire Lord
What if you opened a dark fountain but a CMD window popped up for like half a second before it covered the entire room
>>551990628I bet you wish she was there too >>551980949 >>551983782
>>551990368Hey, dipshit, if you're talking about the /utg/ server then I'm pretty sure they got the skin plugin thing onJust type /skin and all the related commands should appear, including one that will redirect you to a page where you can upload your skin and get a url for itDon't tell anyone tho, it's super secret and no one in the thread can know
>>551990854>>551990973the person running it said its vanilla
>>551985401maybe some of kraut's because they were actually original creations rather than purely self serving avatarfag drivel
>>551990758Hmmm... I get the feeling the game doesnt like me very much. How did this get popular again?
>>551991108Vanilla and poorfag-accessible
>>551991263Cool music and characters, that and the battle system is fun.
Fave thinks it's kind of small, but doesn't say anything because fave is no drama queen
>>551990931>temfaggot intentionally won’t reply uh oh telly
>>551991292The music and the battle system are good. A lot of the characters are shit, though.
>>551991271minecrap is the ultimate poorfag gameIf I happen to ever go by the grid goodwill in nc ill see if I can pick up a cheap computer there to host a 24/7 server. I would use my pi 3 but alas it's not strong enough and I can't do anything like solder more cheap ram to it.
>>551991396I like a lot of them, Kris is fucking weird and there's some shit going on with them, Susie is an idiot and Shonen as fuck, love her. Ralsei's a sweet little doofus burdened with knowledge. A lot of the bosses and enemies have all been fun, Queen's fucking hilarious.Noelle is the only character I feel is a little on the weak side because a lot of her interesting quirks get flushed the moment Susie is on screen, and that kinda sucks.
I feel like im the only one who actually likes noelle and susie together. It feels natural considering theyre both awkward teens who have issues expressing their direct desires about their feelings/are still learning about themselves.
>>551991621Truthful postSpamton, tenna, and gerson also deserve their popularity
>temshart is a susellebrodaddy krauty won't like this, not one bit....,.
fave has spent maybe 2-3 hours building a minecraft railway tunnel and the length of it is just barely reaching the place he wants, it's TAKING TOO LONG to get the tunnel going distance-wise because the inside of the tunnel is of a grand scale and snazzy looking.fave also had to turn enemy sound volume down because he kept hearing minecraft zombies below him and behind a wall constantly going "broh" and "breh" which was annoying him.
>>551992103
>>551992220my face when
>>551990360Deltarune itself is an ARG that's been gamejacked by Dess
I'm constantly gamejacking it while playing Deltarune
>>551969315Asriel texted Kris that he isn't coming home for the holidays he's spending the break with Chara.
>>551977243Also if you max out the hot stat Susie and Ralsei say this:>Uhhh, hey, why did you draw something, like,>... it looks like you guys wanna kiss?>(It's OK to express yourself, Kris.)Kris definitely wants to fuck the Thrash Machine
>>551991621Berdly is funny and underused
>>551992586>Anon wants Berdly to be used more
I would use Berdly but only if he took a shower
do people ever jerk off TO undertale or deltarune? like with the game running, jerking off to the spritework or character dialogue or music?
endingdelta diesrune becomes pregnant
>>551992289I don't particularly care about it being a parallel to justify an event that would prevent most of the fanbase from participating. Fun should come before theorizing. Similarly, these types of events should always have different tracks that still end up at the same destination, regardless of if the players "win" every single challenge or not. If you have to go out of your way to give players "another chance" that's not a problem with the players, but the information you've given them. If you limit the pool for a section of the event, you have to make sure that this section of the ARG isn't crucial at all and is rather a bonus for autists instead of something required for the larger fanbase. Otherwise, you end up with what happened to Ben Drowned.
>>551992942there were doefags cranking it to just the sprite a few years ago, and there was the Susie chapter 1 smile before it
>>551986769Here's how Cheez-its can be plot relevant
>>551993068amazing. why would you choose the sprites over something more overtly sexual, i wonder? you could have a better coom that way, right? is it just pure devotion to the real canon doe?by susie smile do you mean the evil grin she does while bullying kris?
>>551967332>teen sex in DeltaruneNo.
>>551993236
>>551967332>teen sex in DeltaruneYes.
>>551993347oh okay thanks i thought you might mean that but i couldnt remember if she pulled that one in chapter 1.
>>551992570In the anniversary stream, Toby talked about how he created Mettaton to appeal to his friends who want to fuck the car robots from Transformers. So Kris having a car/robot fetish could be huge for Mettaknight theory. Maybe Kris just wants to fuck the Knight really bad.
>>551993621The goat cum is still sloshing round in there
>>551992764Berdly should be used up
>>551993621Wonder what Asriel's thoughts on this were. He's a zealot and a choirboy, remember?
>>551993046What happened to Ben? I stopped after KingKong
Asriel is the kinda of guy to apologize profusely for getting cum on dess's face by accident and she tells him she wants more of it.
>>551994302>Fantasizing about characters from a game he didn't play
>>551994489Personabros...
>>551986769All the colorful deciduous trees in Hometown, along with Toby's upbringing, do make it seem like Hometown could be in New England.
>>551994670>seem like
Dess is the kinda girl that would put a condom on a guy, tear it off mid-fuck, then complain that he came inside her.
>>551986614Susie doesn't go to church, period.Gerson Boom lived and died there, a famous writer, whose books had video games based on them.Relax.
I was jacking off in a weird spot and pulled something and hurt one of my glutesPoint of the story: jack off in a normal position and don't hurt yourself
good morning i love them
>>551995274draw what position you were in if you cant draw do a stickman
>>551995432kino or something
>>551995274one time i got a charlie horse in my calf while i was masturbating
>>551994856Is this a sensitive topic, anon
>>551995426Ok hold on give me a second
>>551994856That's... weirdly specific.
your fave is an hero
I just realized that the reason I like Dess so much is because she reminds me of a girl I was friends with and had a crush on when I was a freshman in high school. She was a senior so I didn't get to spend time with her for long. She probably contributed to me liking slightly older girls so much, and seeing myself as Kris in the Kress ship. God I wish she touched me the way Dess touched Kris
>>551995274Have you considered abstinence?
>>551996110Sorry, I don't drink.
>>551994771for a second i thought that was the snowdin bunny and it almost changed my world
>>551996095raped mentality
>>551995274did you know you can actually get off by penetrating your own inguinal canal? it blew my mind when i first learned it
Hooman!>>551988720Good night, Chara anon.
>>551996095This, but Noelle. She reminds me of a high-school crush in my grade that I completely flubbed and is the main reason I'll kill myself if Kris doesn't get out of the cactus-named-after-me zone.
>>551996729Kris did get out of the cactus-named-after-me zoneKris is now in the cactus-named-after-me-renamed-by-someone-else-still-in-her-life zone
>>551995426It's days like I this I wish knew how to properly draw, especially digitally.
>>551996729Kris is not (You), Kris is not in love with Noelle, Kris has no romantic interest in Noelle whatsoever and never has.
>>551996856Anon why the fuck were you contorting yourself while jerkin your gerkin?
>>551996993Correct, Kris' feelings were all towards Dess and not Noelle>>551996856Why do you crank it while kneeling?
>>551996993Kris is me. I self inserted into him, and Kris is in love with Noelle if he says he is.
>>551997227See this is why (you) get yanked out and thrown into gay baby jail.
>>551997023>>551997192I was lazy and didn't want to get up to go grab a paper towel or something to cum into so I grabbed my trash can that was near me and did that since it already had garbage in it that needed to be thrown away. I promise you this is not my typical jerk off routine, just a moment of weakness because I was lazy.
>>551997287>Anon trick-shots his nut when he's lazyDidn't know I'd be learning something new today.
>>551996856>imagine ass here>at the kneeexplain.
>>551997287Just eat it retard
Where you using your imagination cum-kun?
>>551996993Kris has enough of a thing for Noelle to enjoy making her kill her other friends
Kris wants to make Noelle his doe wife. On both routes.
>>551967636https://www.nexusmods.com/profile/Apekweit/modshttps://x.com/Apekweit/status/2005199161550106644Looks like he hasn't posted it yet, so be patient I guess.
Kris wants to make Noelle into a man. On both routes.
Taking what initially seemed a simple trip to grab the mail but finding my hands aching with the utterly freezing wind gnawing at any exposed skin, and upon returning inside to quickly submerge them within Asgore's fluff in hopes of returning to neutral temperature I soon come to regret it as my hands start burning as if I had just lit them ablaze due to rapidly shifting extremes (I winced so hard that he actually became seriously concerned, but I did my best to reassure him by requesting a light hug for core warmth instead). Just finishing up tying my apron on with zeal in preparation to cook the black pepper chicken stir fry I'm about to pour my heart and soul into when I pick up the package of meat I left on the counter to thaw and find that it has only defrosted about halfway, upon the learning of which I solemnly return to Asgore in the living room to deliver the bad news (he actually seemed okay with the situation and, in fact, had a wonderful idea for something we could do to pass the time [we smooched on the couch]). Folding some laundry as I notice Asgore enter our bedroom wielding the small boombox I bought for him to replace the uncomfortable headphones he used to use and place it on the dresser before pressing play, and as we are serenaded by "Blue Moon" by Frank Sinatra he reaches out his hands into an inviting gesture for me to join him in a little dance together (he knew it was one of my favorite songs and that I absolutely loved dancing with him to upbeat jazzy tunes like that, folding clothes was just starting to get boring anyway)
>>551997584No, and it arguably wasn't even porn (at least not traditionally). It was a girl burping. Please rate my jerk off material based or cringe.
I saw a red suit jacket at the thrift store and I must admit I was slightly tempted to get it cus of Tenna.>>551998150I will be neutral on this and not judge you for it.
>>551998150I... based, tbdesu..?
>>551998150Do straight people really?
Some of you guys have got to die
>>551998389We all die, anon.
>>551998389Neutral run Frisk...
>>551985707Darkner mettaton is a sinister YouTube ad for sure
>>551987378>Gynosriel
>>551996110This was the first time I jerked off in a couple days. Plus I'm already a virgin and don't have a girlfriend so sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do.Boy, am I glad that all the femanons went to sleep and I didn't just embarrass myself in front of a bunch of women. Right? RIGHT?
Girls ARE watching.
>>551998668-_-
Dog is watching
>>551993578You've posted this a few times, but all I found was Toby saying the ex form battle was for his friends, not completely Mettaton himself.
>>551978718Jevil already is pretty similar to Flandre in that he's a secret boss who was locked away because he's too powerful and unhinged
>>551998756
>>551998829Those who don't cum won't survive.
>>551996993>all the foreshadowing of Noelle and Kris' unresolved feelings will amount to nothingWho do you think wrote the game? This is going to be addressed in the future.
God she's so pretty. I can't take it. She's so pretty I want to kill myself
>>551999217How does she get her horns through the holes on her hemletIt simply doesnt make sense
>>551999257darkness
>>551999217Don't worry, you won't be the first person to "kill yourself" because of Dess.
>>551999257It's like a condom situation where the helmet has horns
>>551965251
>>551999339qt doe, where's she going?
everywhere i go, i see this smile.also: hi.
>>551997675Kris just enjoys hurting people in general, it's not specific to Noelle
>>551998821Frisk isn't not what it looks like.
>>551997502imagining it fizzing and spraying out the side of his mouth. gross.
The Knight creates a Neo Fountain and turns away for one second only to find out Suction Cup Man has already climbed to the top of the Titan and is playing a Fuck You song on Dess's guitar
>>552000037>>552000064>>552000113What a bunch of jobbers, none of you got it
>>552000113what did she do?
>>551999385nowhere fast
asgoreyume if youre up I want to know what you think about asgore with this 'do
>>551998903https://youtube.com/watch?v=JJWXlVClFt0&t=16402s>Why did we make Mettaton is because my friends such as Jones and Sarah F. were also into Transformers so you kind of had to have a robot [...]>So obviously he's a rectangle from Wallace and Gromit because that's clearly the hottest shape [...]>Basically I was trying to make fanservice for Jones and it workedHe said this when box Mettaton first showed up and the second quote makes it obvious he's talking about box Mettaton so I don't get where you're getting "he only meant the EX form" from. He's talking about Mettaton as a sexy robot in general.
>>551999157There is no "and Kris's feelings," there is no evidence pointing towards Kris feeling anything towards Noelle except normal friendship and barely even that. There's some evidence Noelle might have liked Kris at some point, but Kris has never had any interest in Noelle beyond pranking her.
>>552000345Jarring to see Spamton on a post that's obviously from 2016
dess only fucked kris because he was still young enough to have dry orgasms and couldn't get her pregnant
>>552000750I guess.
Enough about Kress, let's talk MKess.
>>552000750I really dislike this post
>>551999886But Kris didn't hurt Noelle
>>552000935she was only pretending to be friends with him for that purpose and was planning to drop him like he's nothing once he hit a certain age, but she disappeared before that happened
>>551994013Only a few select people got to move on during the Moon Children group, one of them even got control of the ARG temporarily for a filler arc that didn't fucking matter, meanwhile everyone else just kinda watched them circlejerk around until the rest of the ARG got canned.After the revival, most of the ARG shit was built around the author's book series, so you wouldn't really know what to do or what was going on unless you've read it. Making wrong choices or taking bad decisions often made the creator mad, giving the players "one last shot" which meant they'd stop exploring for lore and just do the obvious responses instead. But also, he kept telling players contradictory weird shit often, like at one point a character is trapped in a hotel, and he encourages exploring the hotel every single time he can, but every decision we took was wrong and we had no indication of any of it which ended up in our character dying. Then, he told us we had limited lives, but we had no idea how many, and he told us if we explored too much of the hotel, we couldn't go back to BEN. Similarly, if we explored too much of BEN, we couldn't explore the hotel. This was followed by everyone doing the obvious BEN route while avoiding all attempts by the creator at railroading us to the hotel adventure with limited lives and limited info that could risk ending the ARG without an actual conclusion.
>>552000345I think his flowing golden hair is gorgeous in pretty much any hairstyle I could imagine, honestly I could even see him looking cute with the kind of exaggerated mohawk you'd see from Elder scrolls III: Morrowind concept art. Every style I picture him with leans anywhere from stylish to cool and even cute
Stop molesting young boys.
>>552001175I love your love for him>>552001041Fascinating and embarrassing, tell me more stories if you are so inclined>>552001032I hate anything dess related just a little bit more now
Can you guys make better more distinguished classier higher quality kress posts that arent dess likes kris because his foreskin is undeveloped thanks youre making me look bad. worse.
the fact that people just tell me that they know for a fact that kids "dry orgasm" tells me so much about them and how they safe they feel
Dess only molested Kris when his poopy was liquid and kinda green, once Kris grew up and started shitting solid stuff they stopped hanging out,
>>551999339cute cute
>>552001280Thank you for this post, that genuinely chilled me and I couldnt get it out of my headThoroughly repulsive
>>552001280were you not a child at one point
>>552001249Don't let shock value shitposting change your opinion on a character in the game man
>character in the game
>>551999257>>551999276>>551999307There can’t be antlers under the helmet: therefore, the antlers MUST be an external accessory, and December Holiday MUST be human.
>>552001453she is literally IN the game anon more than anybody
very telly or something
>>552001415The in-game character, sureThe overall corpus of fan posting, that might be sullied>>552001408Fuck off Omocat I was not masturbating young enough to have experienced this this does not have to be a universal experience fuck you
>>552001541>I was not masturbating young enough to have experienced thisskill issue
>>552001175This what the kind of thing I was referring to, but couldn't attach both and felt the other was more appropriate for the subject. Now that I'm thinking about it further I feel he might look supremely interesting in this art style, I hope I don't get the nagging urge to attempt making it myself like the Okami drawing since this seems several levels more complicated in my head>>552001249Thank you, I really love talking about him
My orgasms are still dry
Kress feels like babby's first problematic ship with how hard it's spammed to be perfectly tbdesu with you
>>552001616gerson your orgasms aren't STILL dry, they are dry AGAIN because you are fucking hundred and five years old.
>>552001607I hope you do get the urge asgoreyume you may surprise yourself, I think he would look really cool. the other one you did was also complicated and that came out great.
in the wee hours of the morningarmenian kris will go unnoticed
Chapter 3+4 Desslester shock value posters or Chapter 6 Tomboy Dess ''Susie but tall'' ''Why can't she be real bros'' ''Here's my 30 part self-insert Asriel/Kris/VesselOC x Dess + Susie and Noelle harem greentext'' faggettes?
>>552001643noncon desselle is spicier but /utg/ isn't ready for that
Personally I never once wished a grownwoman would molest and rape me as a kid so I'm not sure what's up with some of you but alas. Different strokes for different folks.
>>552001840yeah you only wish little girls would rape you, I understand anon.
>>552001739>undercover Krisrielfags or a /sus/bro?I'd rather kill myself
>>552001840i just hate myself don't read too much into it
I have the most problematic ships in all of /utg/ I am the king, kneel before me
>>552001739The latter will just move to /sus/ and /doe/ eventually while the former stays because they think it's the funniest shit ever and don't actually give a shit about shipping
>>552001735Nope, I noticed.
>>552001997Let the jury decide that. Tell us, anon.
>>552001735Kris hasn't been reacting well to the Castletown air
So like are imaginary things like mpreg possible for a lightner in the Dark World
