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nobody has ever asked to plap does that mean I'm ugly?
catboy supremacy
Sex with catgirls
*/pet's your femlala*
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A NORMAL THREAD ?
Post asses or tits for me to bust on
There is nothing wrong with my femra she is COMPLETELY normal and can dress like regular people
>>551985369does she like men?
Love my favorite femlala.
Alright /xivg/. Time to prove you're good at the game. Post your best and your average Hell on Rails Extreme parse.
>>551985358/joy /loveheart
Can we have a chill thread this time
almost 90 on all my crafters now, once I hit 93 I am half way done! ^^ exhilarating
is it malezen then? you want your threadcrush plapped by one?https://poal.me/mgvglehttps://poal.me/mgvglehttps://poal.me/mgvgle
I made it to platinum for tonight but holy shit that took way longer than it needed to. Thank you for believing in me.
>>551985420Is it me?
>>551985459dylm?
If a femra friend tells me they’re drunk or high it’s my moral obligation to send them a hypno file and tell them to listen all the way through
>>55198543299 and 91 respectively over 30 clears
Honest thoughts about Worqor Chirteh? How much do you enjoy it?Anything you'd like changed?
Running maps with friends again. :D
>>551985432havent entered it yet :)
>>551985490Depends. Which femlala are you?
>>551985432>parsingI don't parse, so I am better than you
>>551985474i think in this case it's more like the masculine character enjoyers who post here want a good malezen to plap because right now their options are Leo aaand that's it
Friendcat for my friendra
>>551985501As I answer every variation of the "do you like y" question, depends on the y
>>551985432I haven't gotten around to the normal mode yet
>>551985474>>551985556ah that question was just a joke, it's not the ideabut I didn't know it was that bad for malezen
>>551985358Did you win an Isaac run?
>>55198543275 and 42 40 clears
can i... c-c-can.. i.-.... c-ca-n... ca...nn ca--n i... p-post-.. can-- i p-p-p.p-post m-m-m... m..y--- my... f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fem....l-la...laa...........?
>>551985474>Miqo'te (only bearded face 2 is an option)plap me first if you go with this
>>551985472making pretty good speed, good stuffthe crafts on sinus (if you are there) get more challenging in the latter quarter of the 90s, move to phaenna to avoid issues at that point (if you are not already there)
>>551985517mrw
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>tfw Zenos missed out on playing keyfabe with the WoL in the arcadion>Missed out on getting to challenge the "eternal champion">Missed out on playing tag team with the WoL>Bros...
>>551985432I cleared with a 33 and none of my subsequent clears were logged.
>>551985625Please post your femra please I need to see her so bad
that's literally db pretending to be zt posting cp btw
>>551985535The loser one...
>>551985603this also applies to lowlanders
>>551985507wtf
>>551985614they say it all the time but there is genuinely a lack of traditionally masculine male characters who dabble in lewd stuff here
>>551985625No you pedo
>>551985669Hey Cam can you help me farm EX I need me mount
>>55198543295 40
>>551985686>dp doesn't know about zt's suicidechecks out
>>551985432>best99.6>avg92.4 for a little under 40 kills
>>551985689I don't know which femlala you are but I don't consider any femlalas losers. They're all loveable in their own way.
>>551985517It's getting better as people learn how to play it. Knowing the pathways that overlook some of the capture points is a big advantage. Total blowouts are becoming (slightly) less common, and big, fun fights are becoming more common.That said, the point system still favors Triumphs too much and kills/deaths too little. That part might be tweaked. The map could genuinely use a slight size reduction, but SE is never going to go that route. Weather also lasts a little too long for my tastes.
>>551985697Why don't you just post your character and I can tell you if I like them
>>551985774healer parses don't count. try again.
>>551985432I DIDNT CONSENT TO MY LOGS BEING POSTEDTHE ONLY LOGS YOU CAN HAVE ARE FROM MY ASS
>>551985764I wonder if he really did it, did he have anyone who's spoken to him on disc that's seen him?
>>551985738If it wasn't nearly 2:30 am I'd help out, but I'm already past my sleep time as it is...
>>551985640>more challenging stuff lateryeah I am going to need to bat my eyelashes and be extremely cute for crafting gear I think, jokes aside I will just gil farm, shouldnt be too baddidnt know the plant place let me craft, I have just been stuck in the first area beating the brakes off materials, one job sub 90 rnalso learned my aethy application was rejected because I didnt include the secret code so retrying thatpeople say year of the horse, with how bright things look might be year of the kitten hehehehe
>>551985627depending on who it is, I'll gladly make the golem for itrace/gender?
>>551985836he posted himself holding a .22 he did not kill himself with that shitat worst hes got brain damage
>>551985686>pedophile falseflagging a pedophile to trick everyone into thinking he's a pedophilemasterful gambit
>>551985864okay we can try tomorrow or some other day
>>551985507Do not hypnotize the femra
>>551985784THE LOSER ONE THAT EVERYONE HERE HATES I AM NOT KYOPPI
>>551985953Okay wait yeah nevermind that's one femlala I don't care for. Who are you though?
>>551985362>please let this be a normal thread...>with the schiz? no way!
>>551985603general preferences and leanings then?
>>551985507What if you did that to my femra who doesn't get drunk or high but is easily manipulated?
>heavensward quest design
>>551985714I'm on it, chief
>>551985616I killed mom's heart AND satan today. It only took a 34 loss streak.
>>551985817sorry bwo those are dps barses, my healing barses are best at 95.2 and an average of 60.2 lmao
>>551985507jokes on you, my femra is strong against hypnosis
>>551985625you can post in my sunnie's discord dms
>>551985432Remember anons, if you ever feel bad about trying out content because you're worried you might suckYou should do it anyway, I die a LOT>>551986017Yeah but you kept at it and got there eventually, so you did GREAT, good stuff anon!
>>551985906Tomorrow it'll be, I've got an obligation for q40 until about 8pm eastern but I'm available afterwards
>skills locked behind dogshit questsLooks like I'm never going to lvl DRK
>>551985764Wait what QRD
>>551986110thats every class
>>551982496Not a fan desu
Lalas post em
>>551985309Not ugly. Just not attractive enough.
>>551986153I am a femlala who is now posting...em
>>551985432I haven't been potting.
>>551986110Literally every job does this, are you new?
>>551985951Fractionating this femra until she forgets her own name.
>>551985957What did you think of Act 3?
>>551985514>>551985774DC?
>tfw not BiSShould I even care about logs?cba about pentamelding everything
>>551986291Crystal
>>551986005Most girls and big men, typically. Exceptions exist though. No lalafell or hrothgals>>551986202Jokes on you, I can just look at my tail and remember my name!
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>>551985702Sending you several lala body/lala gear mods.
>>551986009I don’t trust easily manipulated femras unless they have previous experience with hypno files..
>>551985702ggs today
>>551985517there needs to be more auroras and less snowy weather reeeeealso they should really make it so you can just walk over the rubble on some of the points instead of having to jump over themshit is so annoying to get stuck on
>>551986153Anguish
>>551986301you should never care about logs, it really sucks the fun out of things
>>551985432>Best21>Average15
>>551986369I feel like I have had experience with them. I can just never seem to quite remember how they go. I just know my body feels a lot rougher afterwards
>>551986320Making this femra hyperfixate on her own tail and dropping her deep into trance with it. Too easy!
>>551985408Yeah if they bottom>>551985951Autistic lizards are immune to propaganda (hypnosis)
>>551986153/em stamps her feet in frustration at the sight of you.>>551985432im dogshitbest is 69 on dnc (nice) and 35 med, although i join a lot of cursed parties and prog parties just because i like doing the content. using last tier food/pots.
>>551986302Are you fuckin' with me and/or high right now?
>>551986405Stupid dorky lalaboy, you left yourself wide open
It's lewd years eve and nobody wants to spend it with a femlala.......................
heaven sword was trash
>>551985432
>End of the month>My femra gets hornyHow does this keep happening
>>551986153hi
Darn. I can't use femlala anchors anymore.
>>551986153
>>551986197>>551986136>don't do sge job quests>miss one skill>don't do drk job quests>can't even play the gameStop being disingenuous
Glub
>>551986503>im dogshityou are like when you used the guy you broke up with to make yourself a victim for pity points
>>551986461Sending this femra hypno files daily!
>>551985590hey
>>551986557I couldn't sleep last night too excited over imagining what the weight of a man on top of me would feel like. That was a first.
>>551985432I still haven't upgraded to crafted from last tier bis>>551986153hey
>>551986536its sward
>>551986153almost ready
>>551986609Pspspsps.... pspspspsps....
>>551986598You should and I would watch them religiously
>>551986153I'm thinking about the Lalafellin peoples.
>>551986585If you aren't doing your job quests then you should probably go back to Blue Protocol
>>551986651why is it pink
>>551986635Cool malera spotted
>>551986337ok>>551986373what
>>551986651Giving this femlala my hot weiner>>551986583This one too>>551986503and this one
I added a twitter gposer on disco recently and didn't talk to him today. When I saw him go offline, I instinctively checked if he's just offline or removed me before I could remind myself it's not an insane /xivg/er and I can relax.
There's no way hypnosis is realRight...?>t. clueless femra
>>551986651MY WIFE
>>551986467Nuh uh, I'm not a dog
>>551986635lorhdt commander, pway tell uwu
>>551986475>spoileryou should meet wryx
>>551986627>med 66yeah it shows
>>551986475But I've seen you bottom for that brown catboy
i feel like doing lewd things to women without their consent
>>551985514>>551985774niggas think they be good at the game just cause they have big numbers on imaginary stuff well I bet you can't plap anyone lmfao virgin ass niggas
>>551986787Is this proof that the guroposts are directly due to someone melting over femlala
>>551985432cleared 5 times in a clear into farm party, got one coffer, didn't have act open
the price... of fashion
>>551986715yeah he's based one of my favorite randoms on leviathan
>>551986153she fell off the treadmill...
Is there a plugin that will bot fates?
>>551986557this is why I go into hiding at the end of the month, too many crazed femra
>>551986153So many people posting just a single lalafell
>>551986739You would think that but I met one of those people and they blocked me the next day because: "I saw you hanging around with people that are apparently bad" and to this day I still wonder if those people really were bad because I didn't even know them..
Pandaemonium, Mana.
>>551986793I can't control what people do if they have my mcdf>>551986770Maybe I should
>>551986867My femra just wants to get pinned down and plapped... I'm not crazed... Just plap me already, just get your cock out and fuck me. It's not difficult What are you waiting for!>>551986618mnf... I might do the same when I go for a nap
>>551986860Play the fucking game.
>>551986475cute femra but I dont bottom, maybe next time
>>551986860There is but it's unstable and doesn't always do what you want it to doI used it for 3 weeks and found that I'm better off doing fates myself and just watching youtube in the background.
>>551986960Fuck you I farmed my atmas for all my weapons back in 2014 and I'm not doing that shit again for an alt
>>551986320does she likes girls packing extra
>>551985369I ama very yuripilled femra
>>551985507I might have to make a femrala.. or just a femra version then
>>551986179it's over....
desu I didn't care much about this besides how much dresser space it saved on jewelry, at firstBut now I see that 90% of Reaper glam is locked behind Casting and Aiming
>>551986954>I might do the sameHave fun sis, I found getting in the right position got me going...
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>>551987005I want to touch this lalas eyebrows
>>551987013You stopped being yuripilled the moment you took Roxy's fat futa schlong
>>551986954The only femra from these threads I was into does not exist anymore, the spell has been broken, small lizard woman with a big case of the horny. You have no power over me anymore.
>>551986885You can never know. I'd rather be around someone who might care enough to warn you if they think someone is bad, but not someone who explodes and blocks you for it. There's also plenty of people accused that are actually a good person. It might be your former friend that was the bad one all along
>the average xivger is a graylet in extreme contentoh wow I totally, absolutely didn't see this coming
i clicked the view mature button on a halmarut post on bsky and frowned as i scrolled down and saw a caged cock... can't us girlies have a woman with a vagina for once?
My femlala wouldn't mind trying hypnosis but she doesn't really get the appeal honestly.
>>551987079>>551986885What he said, the bad people aren't bad people at all. They're good people. The people who masquerade as good people are bad.
>>551986153here is my femlala trying out a new outfit
there is nothing more ick than a man pretending to be a woman who is "yuri pilled" yuri is cute and should be about girls discovering themselves not some ugly western filipno fantasy with the sole focus being pubic hairnasty fuck god i hate you
>>551986932
>>551986954>just get your cock out and fuck me.My sunnie doesn't have that! This is EXACTLY why she goes into hiding, nobody is safe..
men that are into yuri (fetish) give a massive ick
>>551986515It's over
>>551987163front please
>>551987135no. transgenders will do literally everything in their power to troonify every flat moody or shutin female character possible.
Last starlight, I gave you my parseBut the very next day, you grayed it away
>>551987135link?
What happened to all the soul in relic quests?
>>551987190hi nta but does ur sunnie have big boobies
>>551987225
>>551987193I just want to experience girls love, is that really so wrong....?
>>551987163Iku if bringing sexy back
>>551987264>You can't play Ocarina of Time in your head.says who bitch
>>551987193who like korbo and korbo and obi?3 sexpests?
>>551987279eto...prayer desu no rike pray game...so we removu sourru, prease understand...
My femra loves femezen and hrothgals... one day they;llllllk asfasf asdf xzcz
>>551987263https://bsky.app/profile/amaurotism.bsky.social/post/3mb6piv5e3k2k
>>551987163this femlala looks good unmodded and plays with the most yucko character ruining mods possible insteadmany such cases
>>551987294It should've been my lalaboy
>>551987343thats my femezen carrying this sleepy femra off to bed
>>551985714Aliens exist...>>551986770>>551986932Gave this femra a /pet at the auction!
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>551987298yes its wrong because you're not a girlgo experience boys love and go get raped by a priest or something lol
>>551987235anon, I get the trans community lives rent free in your head (trust me, I have many grievances as one) but this isnt really a trans thingMost of the internet just for whatever reason chose to like the idea of cocked women and futas were a common thing in ERP BEFORE the whole trans bubble happened in the West during 2015You see it with AI generated porn (trust me, trans people typically HATE AI for existing, this ain't them) complaining the AI is "woke" because it keeps adding dicks to everything
>>551987281By regular standards yes, but not by XIV standards... why?
>>551987185Stop trying to make me fat!!!I don't wanna be obeast
my catboy has a 1 barse on zelenia EX
>>551986860Botting fates is the one thing they’ll actually ban you for. That and I guess running Alexander 10000 times for the gear->gil conversion.
>>551986679>gets pwned>starts insultingI except you're concussion
>>551987294Saran stop posting this nasty fucking porn here dude it's so weird
>>551985507No one's done this to me and I'm the resident drunk femra.
>>551987420>Botting fates is the one thing they’ll actually ban you forno lol
>>551987298it's okay to find it cute and be an observer, when you start fetishizing or inserting is when it gets gross>>551987340yeah they're all gross
pvp in this game is fucking shit garbage. even classic wow has better pvp
>>551987410can i see her smile
>>551987294ZAMN I didn't know Jeb was hung like that
>>551985507Sigh, sucks being straight edged...
>>551987294Is it bad to want to share Jeb with Saran as lala?
>>551987293floss outfit whens
>>551987476It's important to get your opinions on what is gross and okay from anonymous posters in a weeb mmo general on 4chan
>>551987294im glad you like it so much you post it so often but could you at least catbox it or something anon...>>551987430im not a weirdo who raw drops that stuff into the thread i have always been a humble catboxer
>>551987294post the rest
>>551987419my catboy has both a 99 parse and 1 parse on zodiark ex (despite d/cing 2 times it was not a 0 parse)
>>551987413Not obeast. Just fatter.
>>551987391Traditionally masculine sub is basically a unicorn here
>>551987294People forget that Jeb also posed a pair of images in exchange but they never post them because they're deadset on schizoing specifically Saran
Anyone EX6ing and wanna form a semi static so we can have a set group that gets wings instead of RNG'ing on the PF? Seen them 6 times so far go to PF'rs
>>551987547I'm so tired of you doing this for attention. We get it. You're fake horny for men and that boosts your thredcred.
>>551987343comrade I think i'm going to give up
>>551985432Eh I can live with that
I love this game to a fault but these patches content wise are abysmal and getting blueballed about this hourglass thing is wearing my patience thin
>>551987359If you say so>>551987521Whenever there is one I guess? I'll actually have to check if I have anything
>>551987647sure but I'm not going to aether!
>>551987594Sex with 1-99 parse carboys
>>551987685please do. i want you BARELY covered
>>551987547could you post the rest?
>>551987391i should have clarified dominant male i know you fill the niche or should i say you get filled
My femra is going back to sleep good night xivg.
>>551986653yes please... where?
My femlala had too much water today to get drunk >:///
Goodnight, xivg. Sickra needs sleep...Hope to see friends at the spooky meet tomorrow
>>551985432I cleared with 22 because I don't have pentamelded gear yet
>>551987652zzz id rather they weren't posted at all frankly but whatever suits your ridiculous headcanon better i guess>>551987719nyo
>>551987750good night prettyra
>>551987727Gonna meteoplap this glubra soon, sleep well
>>551987235futas account for like 80% of female characters in this thread and almost all of them are cismen typefucking their own kind
>>551987193girls love isn't a fetish you're thinking of lesbian porn.
>>551987602if i put on the exqbrue and show you a picture will you stop
>>551987685Ignore them I love your chubbier form.
>>551987163PLEASE sit on my face
>>551987727Sleep well clownie!
"b-but it's biologically impossible for my bigger to get your femlala pregnant-"Try harder.
>>551987384HUH?!>>551987676You can't give up surely it's almost here...
>>551987809Perhaps.
>>551987757>gear excuseI got a 97 with dungeon gear, please stop being terrible at the game
>>551987757sybau lil bro my first clear was a high blue with ilv750 gear, you just majorly suck at the game
>>551985714this place doesn't exactly breed masculinity now does it
>>551987709I'll check and see what I can do>>551987818I'm just gonna keep using all kinds of different mods>>551987821Hmmm...
>>551987865proof?
>jeb
>>551987851the person I thought liked me didn't really like me...
>>551987886good girl. thank you.
Gonna start posting the weekly femra hypno file every femra friday now.
>>551985432my group did it for the first time tonight and I got a 41 playing nin for the first time since anabaseios
>>551987970.........
>>551987518based, mostly just wanted to make sure it didn't slip under your radar since I knew you were a fan. /v/ had a stealth sticky hidden on page 11 for a few days after they announced it, god it was so good before the zoomers found it. BTW they had a live listening party with the band when the """final""" track released, if you're curious for that kind of thing there are recordings you can find. It's pretty obvious they'll be releasing the actual album with some extra tracks, no fucking way did they end the album like that for real. I think you'll get it much more with that chronological misunderstanding cleared up. Also re: the mixing, it's especially bad on The Redline because that is Wily's song, and they lost the vocalist who did his voice a while back so it's Panther(MM/Light's vocalist) trying to copy it with some modulation stuff slapped on. Anyway I won't keep yapping about it, maybe later when the full release drops if I see you around. Hope all that chronic pain shit you had going on got cleared up. also Zero is a different timeline bro, we're not gonna see him unless they skip forward like 300 years and make an Act 4
>>551985432Owari desu...
>>551987703Wanna join my party on crystal then?
>>551987476Yuri/Lesbianism is something I'll never be able to experience in the real world yet am deeply enamored with. I don't get whats so gross about trying to understand the headspace and emotions that go into it and trying to emulate that via online roleplay.
so let me get this rightwyrx is a sub he likes girlsbut he also likes girls with penisand he likes it when the girl stick penios in his buttbut hes not gay and this is actually very masculine is this correct
>>551987865this you?
>>551987970What file?!
i aintclickin that shit bigga
I miss Anabaseios and Cocytus's feet
blahmung reset hunt train
>>551987736My lap. Snuggle time.
>>551987865I already posted my clear earlier retard >>551986627
>>551988025yeah
You know what would've been interesting for this parse anchor? Race and job stats. We know all the low parsers are femra/cats, but who are the purples? Who are the two 99 gamers? Which job performs the best here?
>>551988032>kills>17lmaoooooo is this real
>>551988032pic rel inc
>>551988000Yeah but it'll be in like an hour and I'll join you are probably all done and dusted by then
>>551988057I still miss Titan's feet back in Eden...
>>551988034A different file every week for femras to listen to and drool to!
>>551988091naruhodo
>>551988127I'm on a nocturnal cycle, the question is "can we get 8 people" - (usually its no on crystal)
Is this bad...
>>551988160you should post one so I know what to avoid in the future!
>>551987917Oh no... I'm sorry that happened to you.... How long had you known them?
Thank you for your service jannies. Keep the child molester DB out of our threads.
Step aside.
>>551985432I'm using this tier to learn AST and it's really fun so far.
>>551987865Awful skinwalk and retard doesnt even understand the difference between gear and stat sets for different jobs >parse on scholar: need your dps to pump under chain. If theyre penta melded you parse higher >parse on a dps or tank job: my gear has no direct hit so without melds I cannot crit direct hit my biggest hitting abilities. I will commit seppuku
>>551988114Why is the red guy not wearing a blue vest
>>551988025It's queerbut the masculine part is him owning and understanding what he likes, being able to communicate properly, and generally being a nice dude
>>551985432like a 60 something, but they didn't upload it because they died every kill... and were my dnc partner.....
>>551988238>lil gup is a shitterit's over for u lil bro, just stick to gooning like the rest...
>>551988227I would say a couple of months but it's fine I think i'll stop chasing and just play solo
>>551988217For someone wanting to week 1 the raid tier. Yes.
>>551988252>words words wordsit was a yes or no question and the answer is yes
>>551985432I haven't done the extreme yet
[0:30]You roll Need on the pair of wings of mist. 70!
>>551988025By definition he is a homosexual.
>>551987865Aren't you playing a fucking healer
>>551987621There are a few of us out there.>>551987720Ba dum tsss!Actually my encounters are maybe 50/50 between F and F+. But within /xivg/ specifically, it skews much more toward F+ because most dominant female characters here are packing.
>>551988331Do you want to?
>>551985432I don't raid.
>>551988346bro....... and YOU want to week 1 savage + run ultimates???
My femra is a boy...
>>551988335define homosexual
>>551985432>invisible whisperhttps://youtu.be/-VRDrFNMTFA?t=16doesnt show
>>551988414same sis...
>>551988401I don't use pots... learning how to fit that in this week...
>>551988414>>551988445Proof??
>>551987413Are you busy at the moment or just chilling?
>>551988372Not really, don't have any plans to do it anytime soon
>>551988447Pots aren't going to take you from a green to a pink.... youre playing the game wrong. Work on the fundamentals and curb your expectations. Learn how to play your job first.
>>551988484i play a femra but if I look down, well...
>>551988306At least on the brightside your feelings and stuff are at least clear
>>551988441nice try fag
>>551988447pots would increase that number by a 1 or maybe a 2 bro.........
>>551988447>>551988401Don't listen to this anon. If this was your first EX ever that's not bad at all. The most important thing for progging savage is mentality. Even an invalid can eventually remember the patterns and do the mechanics right if they stick with it long enough. You just gotta have the endurance and tolerance of randoms in PF to keep at it until you clear.
>>551985474would be nice to have someone who helps malezen stocks around here
I found Odin.
im staring at another moonie again
saran is an actual pedo irl btw
>>551988252ok this is good infoI need to find out where my male character sits on this magical queer scaleis it like a sleep number does everyone have their own special queer number
>>551988334Did you get it?
>>551988484My femra wears a packer...
>>551988441Click on AAC Heavyweight in the top right and select Extreme III
>>551988623based
>>551985654Zenos wouldn’t care about any of that. He would just try to fight you.
>>551988581this is the gigashitter mindset, accepting this as your mantra means you already lostit's objectively a god awful performance and there's no denying it
>>551988623so my lowlander has a chance?
something snapped tonight in my head. i don't care about him anymore. this is how it has to be
>>551988628No, queer is because it's not heterosexualor in the other term, deviates from the "accepted norm", in this case, heterosexual sex between people of different sexes.Queer is an umbrella term
>>551987309oh somehow missed you /petalso goodnight
>>551988712is it me?
>>551988581>The most important thing for progging savage is mentality.Whilst this is partially true. It also helps if you can play your job correctly. If youre clearing a fight 5 times with melded gear, food and no deaths and youre still barely able to scrape a green parse. You are lacking the ability to play your job correctly.
>>551985517too much nodesnot enough fightingbut im having fun with it so its preddy gud
>>551988623and
>>551988726>Queer is an umbrella termwhat does resident evil have to do with this
>>551988712I could never do this
something snapped tonight in my head. i can’t twist my neck anymore
>>551988726>>551988754Kys lalapedo
did the weekly raid reset
>>551985702Got something for me to cum to?
>>551988839yes as of 11 mins ago
>>551988696You're retarded. You probably haven't even done the EX, let alone a week 1 savage before.Any parsefag is competing with day 1 pentamelded statics. A 50 parse on day 1 is a 90 parse three weeks in once gear stabilizes. >>551988765Sure, but "playing your job correctly" in EX+ content isn't the same as knowing how to do your rotation against a training dummy. It's a huge jump from normal content, and it takes more than a handful of reps for a brand new player to get used to the pace and business of a harder fight while still optimizing uptime and adjusting rotation for mandatory downtime
>>551988796if ur posting this what era of kennelcord was this from
>>551988802the g in g-virus is short for gay
>>551987990Thank you so much for telling me, and I appreciate you bringing this information a lot.
FUCK I FORGOT TO DO M12N FOR THE SWORD
>>551986583I'm sure there's actually nothing wrong with the cake I just thought this was funny
in any other general people like the croc, poothier, preebitz and lientri would be widely lauded and ignored yet you retards include and reply to them constantly for some reason
>>551988754Iku if about to be turned into a hypno-doggy
>>551988754keep yourself safe lalaqueen
>>551988548Yeah just wish I didn't waste time feeling those feelings....
If the Ascian whore was a catgirl I would be making a bunch of SS smut with her
>>551988862cool do you wanna run m4 we could do the other ones too if you want but I don't roll on normal mode loot so I don't need them
>all those green and gray median performance parsesno wonder all this general ever does is discuss vrchat shit
>>551988912god I wish>>551988914wao thanks, night
>>551988765>>551988696>>551988872Also I'd take a tank getting a 25 parse with 0 deaths over a tank who greeds every GCD and gets a 90 parse after wiping the raid 4 times on the way there any day of the week.Dear fucking god the amount of needless hours I've had wasted by parsefags greeding GCDs when we haven't even hit phase 2 prog yet made me stop raiding for months
>>551988903it's nearly 2026 and you still don't understand that they reply to themselves, that's how schizos work
>>551988519may I plap the cat at least?
>>551988754Night
>>551988903whats weird is how people pick and choose between equally terrible people which to make fun of and which to worship
>>551988652Oh nice, thanks! I didnt see it in that sub menu... hey onen other question it says in "the balance" to prioritze as a warrior " Crit > Comfy SkS > DH > Det > Tnc -- "Comfy SkS" is a matter of preference.If you're unsure, do not meld any SkS and remain at 2.5 GCD" Does that mean "Skill Speed" materia? I havent really "geared for raiding" since like pandemonia 1
i miss when we had a janny and pedophiles were put on timeout for flooding the thread with their garbage
>>551988889Kys lalapedo
>>551988967lets erp some hypno stuff on discord one day
>>551988968Me when I'm too retarded to learn a fight and want to blame everyone else
>the oc fates all die instantlyis this intentional
>>551985432I'm washed up. But also, nice.
>>551986954Knees weak, balls heavy there's precum on your sweater already
>>551988903This thread is filled with tourists
>>551989025no it's domestic
>>551989007Okay just find me ingame sometime or message me
>>551988616I hope Ishikawa is in charge of 8.0 and she brings back Zantetsuken as a plot device and its current wielder be a hot catboy.
>>551989039It's the middie that got his dick sucked
>>551988217green is very average which isn't "bad" but there's a lot of room for improvement. just remember to keep your uptime as high as you can. always be attacking. also throwing in even a single pot per fight will put you way higher than casual players.
>>551988872brother I can tell you're a gigashitter coping and sneething, you have no idea what you're talking about, I get you don't put effort into playing the game but PLEASE put a bit of effort into your spiel your drivel is a 1/10 bait
>>551989005I DONT LIKE LALAS YOU DUMB NIGGER THAT WASNT EVEN THE QUESTION XD
>>551989084o7
>>551989073ill hit you up sometime then.
>>551988942sure throw a pf up
>>551988902I have no idea why I get so many impromptu drawings, but I'm immensely flattered. That's awesome, thank you.>I'm sure there's nothing wrong with itconsidering it was supposed to be my birthday cake I hope not otherwise we're both in trouble
>>551989086Is it uptime or what determines parse? Like damage overall? And is missing uptime for 5 seconds in AR if I drop down a huge factor in the parse calculations or something?
This went fucking hard
>>551986284What you call narcissism I call willingness to reply to anyone who responds to me first, no matter who they are.
>>551988995Yeah SkS is skill speed.
>>5519891569156 on premahl
https://poal.me/t3shp5https://poal.me/t3shp5https://poal.me/t3shp5
My femra cut them down like a dog....
If my EB stopped logging in should I delete my character?
>>551985432Haven't been able to play at my best for a while, my bad
https://www.fflogs.com/reports/kVzYwxQ1Df7GntpT?fight=41&type=damage-doneDid arando and his boyfriend break up?
>>551989014A green today is a purple when gear stabilizes. This was my first savage tier I've ever done on tank, and prior to it I'd never even done an EX on tank. You people care too much about the color of someone's numbers when they're doing hard content for the first time
>>551989257How the fuck did DB get so high despite barely being here?
>>551989196Happy belated birthday, please don't poison me
>>551988802Sexual tension between Chris and Wesker or something I guess>>551988903>I get dropped between those namesGosh, I wonder who this is>>551989039KRIS!!! {Poogie}!>>551989257Didn't make this one though
>>551989303>two dps dying to tankbusters at different points in the fight>only one tank deathWhat the fuck happened
squirming in bed right now thinking about THAT...
>>551989245Please give me a moment to transfer back.
its an extreme trial bros its not that serious
>>551989368Kys tranny lalapedo
>>551989396go to sleep geek, its probably early af where you are
>>551989303Based weavingchad
>>551989420Yes it is, my threadcrumbs are at steak
>>551989420if it's not serious, why is it called doomtrain
>>551989354a green today will be a grey when gear stabilizes retard
>>551989257>>551989356botted votes
>>551988985May you WHAT?
if my eb stopped playing should i kms
>>551985279Just a reminder Spooky Club is today TUESDAY! Cause we'd like to avoid conflicting with people's new year's plans!Feel free to ask questions and stuff
we doing any more cc or is it time for bed
>>551989487Well that's fucking lame. Was trying to reason with it in my head. I was here for 90 days last year.https://catbox.moe/c/2ncyskMaybe it was because I was the last thing during Endwalker?
>>551989257I don't know who most of these are...
>>551989214It did, sadly it's downhill after.
>>551989257>complete list>no preebitz>multiple people who left months ago
>>551988526I know this general really loves contrast but you have to stop thinking about everything in black and white. No one said anything about pink parses and that's most certainly not something they should be striving for right away as a new high end player. Once you gets blues things start to click and getting a purple feels great. Once you start caring about parses beyond that you're getting close to the territory of insufferable individuals.
I'm his boyfriend thoughbeit
my catgirl is going to kill herself
>>551989086>green is very averageparses are a collection of people's performance, 0 being the worst and 100 the besta green is 25-49, meaning it's WORSE than averagedat nigga is in the lower end of the lower than average, stop gassing lil vro people like you are exactly what's wrong with this game, it's high time we start shaming shitters and calling them for what they are instead of perpetrating this shitter hivemind of doing the BARE minimum and thinking it's ok
>>551989265Get a new EB
>>551989485Holy shit use your fucking brain, dumbass.>Basic gear, basic melds, basic food, basic pots day 1>Jobless raiders and people who take a week off to play 12 hours a day have pentamelded everything, EX weapon, and optimal tome pieces>A month or two in, you've closed most of the gap between your gear and others>you press the same buttons at the same time and play at the same level, but your DPS goes up by 20% and the people who started with the best possible gear go up by 5%>thus your parse later on is higher
>>551988032no that's me>>551989086green, by definition, is below average, it's below 50, especially if it's a lower range green and not even above 40there's no need to sugar coat that it's a bad number but it's also okay to get bad numbers if you're not complacent with them and actually try to improve and that's the part people need to understand, there's no shame in greys and greens and even good players will get them from time to time, bad runs happen, (genuine) good players don't care about parses and will always be happy to help if you actually want to perform better
what crystal world should I afk on
>>551989368Hi PD.
>>551989621no i am going to delete my character and join my eb
>>551989396the all american rejects 2002 self titled album? me too anon
>>551989560Macchi was too based for this thread
>>551989608>WORSE than averageWorse than average of the people who have cleared the fight. It does not account for the people who tried and failed to clear, or the people who never cleared.I'm not gassing anyone. I said they're doing fine considering it's their first EX on patch ever. Retards are saying they're dogshit
Is the raid tier this week or next week?
>>551988872>"playing your job correctly" in EX+ content isn't the same as knowing how to do your rotation against a training dummyYes. But if you look at the logs, Korea isnt even doing the rotation correctly against a training dummy. The opener is something you can practice for free for hours on end at any training dummy on the map. But korra isnt even doing that correctly. And as they ha e stated they want to go for week 1 savage clear im simply stating theyre not ready for that. Not that they cant do savage or that they are going to be a pf trapper. Theyre just needing to get their expectations in line and work on their game play before going for what most high end raiders want to achieve. For example look at this >>551989303 combine that with a total of 3tbn uses in a fight that had more than 3 tank busters it just shows a clear lack of understanding that you would expect from a week 1 raider. And thats not even me thinking about the bonus tbns you can proc on various aoes and stacks that you can carry an extra edge into 2 minute windows
not only is it just an extreme trial its actually the easiest extreme trial we've had since like zodiark extremeso why bother
>>551989757Shut up dumbass stop sucking him off or defending yourself i genuinely can't tell which anymore
>>5519897746th
>>551989520my eb just cucked me and I haven't killed myself yet, you'll be fine.
>>551989774next week on Jan 6
>>551989742I miss them. They were an artist, which cannot be said for many of the people here.
>>551989702smooching this dork.
>>551989245come get your weekly sward
>>551989809but i think they might actually be dead i want to fucking die
>>551989452fine...>>551989702yeah, you got it right sis
my male midster has successfully put together his new bedframe
>>551986559This one would judge me.
>>551989778All fair points. I wasn't invested enough to go look at the actual in depth report of their rotation. DESU I figured a 25+ parse this late into the patch was more a matter of dropped GCDs, a death or two, or other forms of unoptimal play when confronted with complex mechanics. >>551989805And here we have the opposite example, of someone who doesn't know how to make a convincing point. Learn from your betters
>queue up duty finder ex>get 2 drk 2 whm 3 phys ranged>still parse better than half of the retards in this thread
>>551989809Damn bro that's tough
gm chat, what's the vibe today?
>>551988079i'm ready! where?
parsing is for people who have beaten the fight to then further dickwave about how much damage they can do because of how hard their group disrespects or overgears the mechanics of a fightits one of those things that maybe 5% of the people using it understand how to properly or meaningfully use it, to most its just a substitute for "no me better player" because they always need some piece of trash to say makes their hoard that much better then the other guys
>>551989303I was tryna learn how to octaweave.
>>551989884Kys lalapedo
>>551989702Your appearances in these threads always follow after the gorespam and schizoposting even though I know you're active. :/
>>551989941yea this is epp 10000%
lol
>>551989941>he thinks parsing is anything more than just playing the game to the best of your abilitiesretard greytard
>>551989881my femra is on her way to give it an endurance test
>>551989881How hard was itI still sleep on a mattress on the floor
>>551989965this implies that schizoposting stops at any time
>>551989880Wait what was it really...
>"playing your job correctly" in EX+ content isn't the same as knowing how to do your rotation against a training dummyGEEEEEEEEEG RAIDTARDS ACTUALLY SINCERELY TRULY BELIEVE AND TELL THEMSELVES THIS
>>551990008no jumping please
>>551989702>>551989992NOOTICING
>>551989992are we just giving up and not trying anymore or something
>>551989965its totally me dood
>>551989884cute
>>551990030I don't know if you've done doomtrain but it's literally a glorified training dummy with a stack and spread in there at some point
>>551990056they're literally standing on top of each other in the saucer
>>551990048what are you my doctor
>>551989992>another fiddie going for Rava+sigh
>it's yet another episode of /xivg/ melting down and rejecting parses in every way possible because they're OMEGA shit at the game
>>551990015not too bad, most of it was 5m allen bolts and the instructions weren't long. this one is metal but wooden ones usually has less steps and use dowels or bolts and through nuts, took like an hour and I took my time
>>551990107why didn't you post that then...
>Parse tranny metaslaves shit.My favorite type of discussion.
Why everyone shitting on my parses, I cleared and I've yet to see enrage at all. Idk what the problem is.
>>551990132>one person posts their parse>15 people dogpile them>one person says "it's not so bad, considering it's their first time">5 different people absolutely SEETH and some even start posting in all capsYeah, xivg is the one melting
>>551990024something unsavory, it's better a secret...
>>551989997considering at the end level it becomes about greed strats, uptime gimmicks (dog first or gg) and doesnt mean you play better so much as get lucky on crits/bend things to buff youin tbc classic, highest parsing warlocks pressed shadow bolt while having 3 gimp warlocks carrying a legendary from 10 levels ago to give that -one- warlock 9% extra crit (aura stacked) on top of rotating shamans into their group to chain blood lustwhat part of that is "playing to the best of his ability" dude pressed shadow boltparsing in XIV is the same shit, you use a specific comp, you run it 300 times and fish for the -best- attemptat the -very least- you roaches could pretend to care about what really matters which is median performance, idgaf if you have a 99 but your average is 12
>>551990202They don't care about the parses, they just want to shit on (you). This happens every time.
Her femezen form is so cuteHer femezen form is so cuteHer femezen form is so cuteI'm going feral, it isn't fair because she's already the best miqo'te aaahhh
>>551990202You shouldn't see doomtrains enrage unless you're in old raid gear and die like 5 times
>>551990240is it me
>>551990223I promise I won't tell...
>>551985432I don't really try for the funny numbers. I just press my buttons
my moonie? still festive.
>>551990065>Evil freakra behind all the nefarious thread happeningsHow dastardly! She needs to be stopped and smooched
You may make a good post now.
>>551990273im not saying here...
>WIN 2 CC'S>LOSE 3RD
>blah blah blah muh parsinghttps://github.com/PunishXIV/WrathCombohere you go, a bonafide one button rotation to guarantee at least blues
>>551990202People here simply look for reasons to criticize and hate you
>>551990358But what if we could squirm around in bed thinking about it together..?
>>551990365Why'd we stop posting this meme anyways
>>551988913modernized
>>551990407oh don't worry, our dear leader YoshiP is already working on putting this into the game CPU-san will struggle a bit more but it's worth it so that everyone can be epic raiders too!
What if femmyzen were called freakyzen because h-holy moly
>>551990339My penis? Still erect
>People defending one of the most annoying sex pests of 2025 in KorraHonestly this place is beyond saving we should just be moved to /trash/
>>551990365My hatred for the streak system is unlimited
im confused about the DRK opener though, why would I delay Delerium and Living Shadow? With Doomtrain if I use Living shadow + delerium right at open it times perfectly with coming back up together right at the beginning of car 3...
Unless you're either of these two>>551985514>>551985774You aren't allowed to discuss parses and what they mean
>>551990507>even if I'm wrong, wouldn't you rather believe a liar than a potential sex pest?
Your time for sale to the highest bidder
>>551990490>worlo warcraff did it, prease undastando, look forward to it
>>551990453no, cya!!
>>551990507If you think that korra is the biggest sex pest here, you've never interacted with male characters that think you're a biofem.
>>551990507Korra is nice and completely harmless, she just posts silly tik tok speak, the people who hate her take someone being kind of annoying way too far.
>>551989778I find Korra incredibly annoying and yet foisting them off on even more annoying people to annoy them works out great for me.
>>551990507there's way worse than some femra poster doing a bit especially among the euros where there's euros that even other euros hate and kicked out
>>551990507>peopleyeah it's totally other people bro
I like Edda and her massive milkers
i like korra just because his posts are hilarious gibberish half the time
I have an urge to do cute and/or funny things with mods again but it seems my cute and funny face replacer mod is quite out of date (from beginning of this year)has it been meaningfully updated since then and if so, would someone be so kind as to post a link to a newer version?
>>551990561Wow has housing that doesn't require rent, can he steal that first please
f3mra and their massive hearts
>>551990528Doomtrain is a weird fight for standard rotationsI'm trying to learn the new GNB one with a 2.4gcd and the downtimes between cars, intermission and such is really throwing me off
>>551990503since 3 days ago? seek medical help
>>551989992>alice vernion getting BL*CKED
Today I have definitively proven that nobody likes my femra.
>>551990456it's alive and well on the 'cord
>>551990507Korra at their absolute worst is mildly annoying but they arent nearly as malevolent or self absorbed as a lot of "genuine" or "nice people" found hereyou have genuine sociopaths and social manipulators operating organized astroturfing and gaslighting cliques, Korra speaks like a wigger, who gives a fuck?
>>551990717this moonie called me handsome once...
>>5519905282 reasonsMp overcap. If you pop delirium straight away youre going to overcap on MP unless youre trolling with your edges2. Buffs. Your party will likely have at least 1 raidbuff which will come out after the 3rd gcd of the fight, youre putting all your high damage abilities under that and esteem also checks raid buffs when he uses abilities not when summoned. Even delaying those by a few gcds doesn't change car 3. You can still fit all your burst in before intermission starts anyway
>>551990712Kys lalapedo tranny
>>551989574No it's not the final fight was hype and it actually properly continued the first questline.
my femezenis doing the new normal raids
Who has the best theme this tier?
>>551990015I should also say if you want one now's a good time there's usually a ton of sales online and instore for furniture after christmas>>551990118are you a monkey?
>>551990752Have you posted your femra?
I will clear savage and my parses will be grey. Simple 'as.>>551990712what they change on GNB!
>>551990706M-my heart?..
my femlala? is going to sleep.goodnight /xivg/
>>551990467me as the mch
>>551990829Well fuck me I guess it's time to get a proper bed now
xivg is my toilet
>>551990581>If you think that korra is the biggest sex pest here, you've never interacted with futa characters periodFixed that for you, you're welcome.
>>551990841I posted her several times and nobody cared.
>>551990862Kys lalapedo
>>551989992>it's real
What the fuck's going on in this thread?
my fiddie is pleasuring herself at the moment
here at xivg corp, we love pretending we're highschool girls having weekly drama, but we would never EVER play the game!
>>551990859*touches it* yeah...
>>551990669I miss edda. . I love crazy women..
>>551990862goodnightmoonie too
>>551990779im the moonie who tells the truth so it must be true
>>551990159go see for yourself lil gup
>>551990936 usual xivg threadGooner = GoodGame player = Bad
>>551990896EXTREME kino
>do mini cactpot>people claim I'm getting RAVA'dCockwatchers aren't sending their best
>>551990946did the dog just talk?
>>551990960This is so sudden... >.<
>>551990946>Talking dogWhat a fucking failure you are, not even able to make the machine do the scene properly
>>551990895you do you big dog
>>551990946based, I was erping with grok earlier today and doing a lot of stuff /xivg/ anons would never let me do
>>551990913Dealing with futa characters is easy when you don't put out, they stop trying after a couple days
>>551990686I like that Korra is definitive proof jeets play female characters
Do y'all save this stuff or sell it asap?
>>551990994if this is AV i saw you both standing right next to each other and targeting each other. is a black rava the new cactpot npc?
>>551990946Wow that must have been a first rate cunt lapping
I need someone to teach me how to plap a plap sensei if you will
how come i never get cockwatched with my crush...
>>551991060save materia for new patches, the rest I usually just toss asap
>>551991050this isn't true, i never give up
>>5519910607.4 is the final patch of new gear throw it all away
>>551991117ikr sis, then people would think we were a couple...
>>551990856I say "new", I genuinely don't remember what the old one was, I might have been using an EW rotation and adding ready to reign on the end of it (Like I'd been doing for DNC, I was using EW rotations without realizing it until I'd cleared the first savage fight last tier)First GCD weave bloodfest and a super late second gcd no mercy, interrupting gnashing fang combo to double-weave on a double down, and putting sonic break in before ending the gnashing comboI also can't get used to the two charges on gnashing, because I'm used to pressing it when it's available on that 30 seconds, rather than having the constant rotation, so I keep accidentally pressing it in a "OH SHIT I DRIFTED BAD" panic and causing myself to actually fuck the rotation
>>551990896Are those both meenas
did they show what the stats are on the savage gear yet?
>>551991117true, then rumors would spread and we'd have to EB at that point...
>>551990507I've said it before but you can see the obvious tonal shift over time with the new userbase by comparing people like croc and ivy to shrek, the fact that they aren't 100% clowned and have positive reception shows you just how much the newer crowd has made themselves comfortable here and how the old community is non-existent
>>551991197>"OH SHIT I DRIFTED BAD"Glad it's not just me lmao
>>551989992Who and who?
>>551991050Have you heard the legend of Lorilee? It's not a story futards would tell you...
>>551991363val's discarded fiddie stalker and the blacked rava alt from EU
>>551991313You can look it up in garlandtools, just search for i790 gear for your job
Ahem! Now accepting applications for the position of my EB.
>>551991448Kys lalapedo
according to /xivg/, if you>parse grayyou're very average, just use pots next time>parse greenbasically world prog ready, absolute gamer god who knows everything about the job, all the fights and the game itself>anything elsedoesn't matter because parses are fake or something, it's manipulated in such a way it becomes a contest on who can cheat the most by ignoring the mechanics or something idk who cares
>>551990921Did you get a reply asking if you were busy?
>>551991448granted but my hrothdad will seed your disgusting assgina
>>551991179>>551991314this sounds awkward for both parties...but imagine if it ended up working out.
>>551991494what are you talking about? people absolutely shit on anything lower than a high bluebut then on the upper end they do dismiss it as manipulated
My femra
noclippy cactbotcammywrathcombothese are the quintessential elements that make up FFXIV raidingI like this you like this we like thisexcept for when there's a patch and they break, then we do NOT actually like this and we refuse to raid until it is fixed
>>551991539No, I'm not the hyper-specific femra you hope I am. I'm nothing, I'm nobody, I'm dust.
>>551991442thanks dad
>>551991595>spoilerexactly sis, all it takes is the spark...
>>551991048hold on a second I think I see something
>>551991603noclippy kinda fire tho...
>>551991603YOOOO LAY OFF MY GOAT NOCLIPPY
Why don't you ERP in game instead of ERPing in the thread?
>>551991601mine
>>551991448Bro is turning into Chris Chan in real time
>>551991734I'm potentially on my way to do just that.
So if I had a 90+ parse does that equal an 8 minute clear or clearing before the final car?
>>551991734What if I like being watched?
>>551991096No im not them you fucking cum guzzling retard I'm making fun of you no life cocksucking faggots
>>551991603>noclippyI've heard enough, let's kill this guy
>>551990528>>551990785Just to add onto my self here. If you have a 0 buff comp (whm sge, vpr, sam, mch, picto) Theres a very minor opener change you can make that's only a dps gain if it let's you get at least 1 extra of your buff gcds out during the fight. That would be -3s living shadow, the blackest night, pull with disesteem, instantly edge of shadow, delirium, the. Continue with your normal delirium gcds using your ogcds in the same order as the opener from the balance. This only works because of how close you can get to doomtrain before pulling and because of how late disesteems damage applies your edge after it will still cause it to get buffed by darkside.
>>551991615post her again and my femezen gently show her appreciation
when's daily reset? i dont normally stay up this late
can we stop discussing p*rses please? no one cares, a clear is a clearFAVORITE FEMRA??
>>551991793Kys tranny lalapedo
>>551991773retard moment you're definitely not clearing before week 5
>>551991793That's fine. The anonymous psuedoERP between people who will never meet is what's lame.>>551991838Around midnight japan time. You have at least 6 hours.
>>551991838Dailies reset at midnight Japan time, so 6 hours 3 minutes away.
>>551991601would rub scale cream on and make sure she gets appropriate amounts of calcium
don't you actually get a lower parse if you kill the boss too fast?this shit dumb as hell
>>55199183857min ago, no?
>tanks die>get punished with a tankbuster and die because I'm doing goodThis isn't fair
>>551991820This is either pity or a grooming attempt and I'm not going to participate in either.
>xhe parses in a baby game thats so solved and low skill that getting the top rank is ENTIRELY rng based
>>551991846That pale fishra with a himecut
>>551991734My femra likes ERP (Extreme Raid Prep) instead.
>>551991903That's weekly.
>>551991871I like the blue one in the christmas sweater because of her obscenely plump and fat thighs.
>>551991871So what's the point of 90+ parse then if we all are clearing within 30s of eachother on the final car.
My femra is like this
>>551991773With my group, most of the group pulling purples and above for parses we see maybe 1 or 2 mechanics on the last car before its dead without dps lb3
>try to fuck around with ktisis lighting and using the gizmo to try to set up "proper" three point lighting>just ends up looking worse than normal gpose lighting placed with my camerawhy do i suck so much bros
>>551991731>>551991692>>551991798*takes the servers down and adds a tiny patch that fixes a text error*uh oh, looks like dalamud broke and is going to be down for 3 weeks nowthat suckswhat if u clip a gcd for .25s in front of everyone....ick.....
>>551991005>>551991019>His dog cant talkKek. Talkless dogfags never cease to amuse.
>>551991871That's the neat part you don't need critical thinking skills to clear
was weekly reset an hour ago?? I thought it was 1 minute from now...
>>551991601Femra should have looked like this but yoship is a coward.
>>551987163Her fat ass is in herehttps://files.catbox.moe/dpdz4t.png
>>551991965meant for>>551991846
good fucking god, for a general dedicated to the game you fuckers sure as hell know jack shit about it
>>551991485Never happening. I have too much alcohol I've never drank to give up now! >>551991586Sorry, female characters only. Your application is never the less appreciated. Try fantaing to a femhroth and maybe I'll let you top. Maybe. >>551991768I don't recall asking for a boyfriendless girlfriend. I'm not a faux-puritan stuck up on senseless things. I know where I'm posting.
>Mare got taken down>Splatoon did not
>>551991901yes and no, the ideal is to end on a burst window, so for the majority of jobs you want the kill time to land around 6:30, 8:30, or 10:30
>>551991979i don't speak korean
>>551988127been about an hour, you be around anon?
>>551991953Man I'm retarded
>>551991908it's pity but also i just really like femra...
DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME CC CALLS OR IS IT TOO LATE IN THE EVENING
>>551992041>>551992065Kys lalapedo
>>551992068You on internet explorer bro?
>>551992026Weekly reset is midnight PST but 1 AM PDT. We shift depending on time of year, but it's at 5 PM in Japan year-round.
>>551991615I'm not >>551991820 but I might have mistaken who I thought was posting this.
>>551991928That doesnt narrow it down much. Any more information on them?
>>551991903>>551991953oh, i didnt know weekly and daily were different.i was wanting to knock out my weekly unreal, i guess i can do that then?
>>551990695Did you want the koromod specific ones? Kittenmods has the kitten face to use as well.
CC has no parses therefore it's superior.
>>551992000>this nigga got art before meEnding my life now
>>551992130yeah sure
>>551992130I was thinking I wanted to get back on the cc train just a minute ago actually
>>551991982The quickest time i did we killed it either right at the beginning of Arcane Revelation or right as it was ending... Nice job!>>551992076We keep ending at 9:30...
>>551992146Sorry to disappoint you. I'm not the femra you wanted me to be. But that just proves my point, nobody cares about my femra.
>game is home to alot of retired fighting game players>caring about scripted fights, the antithesis of fighting gamesExplain this
>>551992197so true sis, I hate it when people record my performance and I turn out to be an icky ewy drab and dark color! I like it when I'm pretty in pink, flowing in pastel purple and sexy red instead! teehee, I hope I don't get meteoplapped!
>>551992197bwo... scoreboards exist...
>>551991979pls translate i like dds..
>>551992197trvke
>>551992041hot
>>551989992being at the saucer is a cockwatch now?
>>551991603I exclusively use cammy to explore out of boundry places on the map. Today I went exploring that event area in the west of gridania that has still easter decoration for some reason.
>>551992304Fighting games are piss easy and designed to appeal to races with lots of fast-twitch muscle fibers and not a lot of brain cells
>>551992440>lots of fast-twitch muscle fibers and not a lot of brain cellssunnies
>>551992173I had a big pack of random korosuke stuff from February according to the date on it because I had asked someone what mods they used for their characterI really just wanted to see if I could make something resembling an Elin from Tera with mods since I had recently come across an idle/movement replacer that ports over those animations to XIV
>>551992228>>551992237Then let there be CC.<<Queue UP!>>CC CasualCrystal Data CenterCurrent map: Cloud 9@: 4:45 ET
>>551992239and you play a job that's an exception to the rule because your burst is every minute, so an ideal kill time is actually 9:30you lack the luxury of a bad kill time excuse
>>551988196I'm down for it now if you wanna.
>>551992508idk what that means, this my second EX ever and my entire "rotation" is me going in completely blind without any guides/practice. I just hit the seas stone sky to make sure I hit DPS check then go in. Simple 'as.
>>551992474It's a lot easier to name emptyheaded moonies than sunnies.
>>551991846the illusive starry one
>>551992136Anon, what's really wrong? One doesn't post such things unless there's some underlying unresolved issue. Wanna hash it out? You'd be surprised what getting it off your chest can accomplish.
>>551989992Saw Alice banging some femra at the Uldah Airship area thinking it's a new map when it's still Steps of Nald. Sync Loading Bar gave them away
>>551992325wife
I basically hate anyone who posted their character this thread
>>551992395someone has a weird grudge or obsession with that rava, that's all. he was posting the same shit at the same time yesterday.
>>551992608Kys lalapedo
>>551992617bro is posting about himself again
>>551992645I have never posted my character in this thread in my life.
>>551992585Im doing the Normal Raids since it reset, we have M10 / 11 left - I'll list the party - 1111 crystal if you want in, if not I am going to be delayed a sec
>>551992645
>>551992440Sybau yteboihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cfmgc7P8gGM
>>551992617alice doesn't "bang" anyone, he clingshalf the time he just does some weird snuggle emote
>>551991096>standing right next to each other and targeting each otheryou guys post this unironically
>>551992717this shits so fucking ugly
>>551992717paizuri
>>551992226someone scribbled it in the thread wanting to know what the gear was calledim fond of itbut it isnt me
>>551992694that roe in the back REEKS
>>551992717I enjoy your posts.
>>551992705Sure i can join just for fun, i'l do em with frens again later anyway
>>551992737>two ebins whose entire personality is finding people to goon with were in an isolated corner of the golden saucer standing almost on top of each other while they talkedbro add 2 and 2
>>551992792
>>551992645Fuuuuuck dude shit mb
>>551992826but why do you care so much?
>>551992617That's a common spot for plaps, everyone knows it's ul'dah
>>551992603going in blind is cool, but you should actually take a little time to learn your rotation twin, it is applicable to all boss fight content you'll do forever (until SE reworks your job)
ONE BRINGS SHADOWONE BRINGS THE LIGHT
>>551992785Curry and cow shit smelling hands made this.
>>551992645My bad
>>551992645you don't like me catboy?
>>551992239A big thing with doing more damage and killing quicker, the more damage you do the less mechanics you have to learn. First tier of DT (meme tier for dps checks) my group didnt learn the last 2 or 3 mechanics of m1s because we just didn't have to. We could kill the boss before they happened even on day 1. Overall that just means less wipes, less time learning mechanics, more time to work on the next fight. Say it takes you 10 minutes looking at that mechanic to learn it and that mechanic is 8 minutes deep into a fight, thats 3 or 4 pulls to learn it and then suddenly youre down over half an hour on 1 mechanic. If you do that for 3 mechanics thats over an hour and a half of time progging mechanics which is just wasted when you could be looking at the harder fights The main thing i want to stress is dont set your expectations too high for this tier. Get used to blind prog for savage. Get used to deaths being wipes as opposed to extremes where if someone dies you res and carry on without much issue and most importantly, learn from it. See what you struggle with and where your strengths lie so you can work on it for next time.
>>551992503Did this not pop?
>>551992681Whelp! No one can deny I didn't try to extend an olive branch.
>>551992603dont listen to the parsefaggots, if the boss dies then you completed your objective
>>551992694that rava is purdy
>>551992941Kys lalapedo
>>551992881i cared enough to drop a screenshotthe rest is other people who care too much, replying and so i answer their replies
>>551990507Korkana is worse
>>551992645my bad
>>551992239Asking something that differentiates a mediocre raider to a good one.Do you know what "2 minutes" are?
>>551992645it's so fuarking over>>551992932i'm still not sure what this movie was about
>>551992728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCX-a1r1Gzk
>>551993014TRVKEthere's a reason he only fetched 6m despite offering gposes
>>551992941it is not worth engaging with people who are just going to reply with the same thing to everything
>>551993034hmmmwife
>>551993004Post your character pussyYou won't do it because you a coward ass bitchKeep playersearching people you cuck
>>551993075My male middie was like this once upon a time
>>551992939I got in one instantly but I can't say I recognized anyone
what math matts are needed for the potions?
>>551992785oh saar this will show becky who turned u down when u told her u were brahmin!!!
>xivg thinks knowing what 2 minutes are is what makes you an excellent, top of the line raiderreading this thread is making me sides launch into orbit
>>551992987They had to Healer LB3 because everyone else except for her and I died (Bunch of new players)
>>551993110AV mad
>>551989992>>551993004>search the Saucer out of curiosity>Magness' internet boyfriend Philia is therewow what a shocker, never would've guessed who was behind the cockwatch
>>551993167Just Yollal Extract, think everything else is old stuff
>>551993182oh my goodness gracious
Can i post my malezens cock
Queue up!CC Casual@ 8:40 ET
>>551993167Yollal Extract
>>551992939mine popped after like 3 minutesgot my shit pushed in....
>>551992735Are we schizoing people for snuggling now? Are cockwatchers even trying?
>>551991096which rava
Convince me lining my buffs up with another man isn't gay and that parses aren't a homometer
>>551992890i gotchu twin, I need to actually learn the abilities im pressing... I deadass didn't know delerium + the 1-2-3 scarlet combo increased in potency if you hit all 3 til this month...>>551992937I actually appreciate that alot, thanks. Is it a big deal being overmelded vs Pentamelded? I got an extra materia slot on all my stuff (minus stuff im replacing with tome gear on savage release) >>551992947factual!!!>>551993041yeah the 2 min meta, but I don't ever really "feel it" when im raiding... the DRK opener is annoying for me stil since I feel a urgent rush to get shadowbringers, living dead, delerium, etc. all out as fast as possible and clip hard as FUCK cuz of it.
Why am I never anyone's first choice...
>>551993310"eri billow" apparently
>>551993312I only raid with women so it's straight when I parse.
>>551993226>it's true>he left immediately after this postlmao
guys remember it doesn't matter if you die 7+ times, actively grief your group and terrorize every single reclear PF, what's important is you got YOUR clear! YOU did it! YOU won! :)
More female characters should embrace the magical girl aesthetic.
nyahallo
>>551993079True. Still, I would feel remiss if I didn't at least make the effort, ya know? In unrelated news, think I'm gonna unlock the Heavyweight raids now. Might I ask folks to come tag along for the First Timer bonus and/or laughing at me everytime I miss a mechanic?
>>551993457
>>551993431this but unironically
my cutezoned femlala will never get an EB................ ;_;
yall ain't NEVAH played with yo booty before and it shows.
a toast
>>551993457magical girl aesthetic is for miera and lalabvlls only i fear
>>551993226lmao
>>551993431this but ironically, except when it's me, then unironically
>>551993050it's basically just 2 lighthouse keepers getting drunk during a storm and losing their mindsi think at one point their were straight up drinking fuel mixed with honey so uhhhh
>>551993317>I deadass didn't know delerium + the 1-2-3 scarlet combo increased in potency if you hit all 3 til this month...Basically just go hit up The Balance and learn your opener. Everything else falls into place easily if you just do your opener and then do it again when the cool downs come back up.
>>551993535>>551993513Kys lalapedo
>>551993317Not perse the 2 min meta, but basically every 2 minutes, jobs with buffs (Dragoon, Pictomancer, Scholar, Astrologian, Red Mage, Monk, Summoner, Ninja, Dancer, Bard, and most likely another I am forgetting) got raid buffs, which is very important you have your burst into them, it's a huge gain of your personal DPS and important you don't "drift" off them.For example, let's say you die right before jobs send their buffs, you get rezzed way after those buffs are done, but you got things like your Living Shadow off cooldown, do you still send it? or do you wait until next buffs? if you send it when you rez then you won't have it for buffs.
>>551992485Have an air drop. Just Koro stuff for kittens or midlander npc faces.https://files.catbox.moe/z5nqw1.ttmp2https://files.catbox.moe/65pjhs.ttmp2https://files.catbox.moe/a25z3y.ttmp2https://files.catbox.moe/hnlrcl.ttmp2
>>551993471You didn't have to post yours nobody likes you
>>551992645>haven't posted my sunnie all threadheh
>>551993428>>551993554very organic posts
>>551992304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlUXjP9uXiA
i said nyahaallooooooo??????????????
>>551993398Based, you win
>>551993178It objectively does make you better than about 3/4 of the playerbase. Show the barest conception of "uptime" in a normal mode or alliance raid and you'll be hitting oranges without even trying. You REALLY underestimate how little the average XIV player actually understands PvE mechanics.
>>551993185>>551993226Nevermind, found out who you are.Coward ass bitch
>>551993384Let me give you a (You) bro, 2026 is gonna be our year I'm sure!
>>551993568>their wereoh nyo
>>551993591Thanks friendGonna have to try and remember how these work because iirc it was a little finicky
>>551993620very clever, magnesscongrats on using your schizo bf to see two people targeting each other
>>551993728Philia Roseheart
>>551993178Go eat more soiled diapers
I think xivg fiddies are weird schizos more often than not and avoid them for my own sanity
>>551993794>4chanx userwowpost character, stand by your remarksyou won't
>>551993797aka Fafapu Fapu aka X'toldha Lhea
guys if I don't do the ex for a couple of days will I lose my muscle memory
>>551993861Name 5Hard mode no Magness or phillia
>>551993178>check xivlogs for #1(realistically go down to like 50 because top parses are niggers that aren't doing the fight legit) parse of my job on current fight>copy their rotation 1:1wow i'm a pink parser now this game is soooooooooo hard
okay, legit, how on earth are you people so obsessed with each other that you're doing full on investigations about each other's whereabouts because you think two GAM might've been typefucking. Doing this shit at 4 in the morning on a fucking weekday
>>551993269Queue up!CC casual@ 12:00 ET
>>551993513I do believe that I am single and ready to mingle.Real talk, you should just directly approach the one you want. This vague posting and hoping and praying he picks up on it will never work. Grasp for what you want, you'll either be much happier in the long run or finally have closure.
>>551993861most of the ones from here hang in a weird pack, like you'll be running around and all of a sudden for the first time in months you'll see holly jolly, jeanne prideaux, saber lynn and a half dozen others standing around in a giant group in the middle of nowhere
>>551993582Untouchable
>>551993535
>>551993964who's playing
>>551993791They just overwrote a lot of face character face options for the most part, like a make up or earshape adding tails or miqo ears. Glamourer makes it irrelevant, anyway.
xivgbros did you know if you press the button that glows next, you do more damage? THIS is what separates rank 1s from the rest
>>551993915you tried this with lorilee, it doesn't work when you never post your own, magness
>>551994029remus anima
>>551993568MONKEY PUMPyeah but there's the whole prometheus allegory and mermaids and the gay sexual tension mixed with guilt shit and it's a lot and it's hard to pull a whole lot clear from it
Remember to never let Magness know you're a biofem or he'll stalk you for months
>>551993947When you are a failed male GAM who is 30+ with nothing going on in your life. This is the only place that matters. The closest people here get to a female is a tranny on discord.
>>551993431Yes. >>551993252I'll post my malezen's first.
>>551994029No, Who's on first.
Fiddle eb!
>>551993596Radical.
>>551994078well get him off i need first covering second
>>551994029is it me?
>>551994064>Magness sends me a tell>Simply don't respond>Nothing ever happens
>>551994058>bringing up a stalker out of nowhereonly two people in the history of this general would defend that psycho so is it the one simping for vitalie ardae or is it the one being harassed by myron bruh
>>551994063Kys faggot
>>551993983Fiddies migrateYou better not get in their way or they'll /laugh at you
>>551994176GET EM
>>551994047yeah it definitely seems like it's a lot less funky to install now, there were a lot more packs to install before but it seems like they consolidate most of it finallythanks again buddy, wish there was an easier way to track this stuff down but I understand why there isn't,same with lala stuff
>>551994291>>551994291>>551994291>>551994291>>551994291
>>551993976Kys lalapedo
>>551993983those ones are all transbian cultists of course they only ever hang out with each other
>>551993317>overmelded vs PentameldedWell to put into perspective. If you just took the first 2 melds of all the crafted pieces. Youre only 600 dps behind full over melds. So missing 1 meld is not a big deal in the slightest. The only reason you should ever consider going for full penta melds is when youre hard-core raiding which - in the nicest way possible - you wont be and shouldn't consider for this tier or the next one. You will get more of a dps gain properly learning how to play your job and role than you would from a +18dhit meld
>>551994257Kittenmods website has a ton of mods. I look forwarded to seeing your character posted!
fake ass nothingburger of a drama being generated all because xivg can't handle being called out and need to revert back to scheduled goonposting instead of gameposting
>>551993947It's unhinged stuff. They were "targeting each other" at the gold saucer, one is sus because it's an EU rava, the other "snuggles" and that's some kind of red flag, and you just have to do 2+2 because they've gooned in the past. And that's very important stuff.
>>551993983I told you all that fiddies are swarming creatures and nobody believed me.
>>551994176:3
>>551994424beat the shit out of that strawman, i'm sure if anyone ever makes those arguments you'll already have em knocked down
>>551993861
>>551994063yeah but it was all kinda just part of the schizo madnesslike did he really find a head in the lobster pot or did he just imagine it?it all kinda also just played into his guilt with the curse and all, the guilt is probably the only truly real part of the madnessi also don't think one of em was jacking off to the light soas for the gay partboys will be boys
>>551994515What strawman, what is even the argument or the point of this shit? Nobody fucking cares if they gooned or not, but the lengths you schizos go to attack people are pathetic.>i saw you both standing right next to each other and targeting each other. is a black rava the new cactpot npc?You really have nothing better to do with your life?
Someone post magness male middie self insertI need to laugh
my femezen didnt cap bc she fell asleep and now she is 100 tomes short... ;_;
