Previous: >>551973881>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Tosen Jordan 3*, Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kitasan Black (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Oink!
I hate Tokai Teio. I seriously fucking hate her.
Chronogenesis owes me sex
Hehe
If I hear yeppers ONE MORE TIME
I feel bad for Teiofags
FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS RUDOLFS ASS, IT'S EVEN IN THE FUCKING FILE NAMESTOP CALLING HER GRASS WONDER!!!!
>>551989758yep...pers?
>got dober in 30 pulls>still stuck umalessGetting too lucky is a curse sometimes.
I feel great for Teiofags
micro manko
Every day til you like it
Making sweet love to Yeppers girl in a wheat field.
Teio a cute!
>/uma/ said NSM wasn't good for Scorpio>it consistently proc's on my machineDachis I thought the gaslighting posts were just a joke...
yeppers
>>551989845tight
I never doubted teiofags were fat and ugly.
Reminder /uma/, if an 8-year-old (about 40 in human years) horse can win in a sprint against horses half his age, you still have a chance in life
I remember the night I declined sex with the mom of the Anon that came up with “yeppers”.
>>551989819ASS WONDER
This Flatlining Son Of A Bitch Is Getting 2250 Gems In Three Days And Basically You Are Fucking Stupid
>fell for the ai gaslightMore like boomer musume
>>551989948Mambodancho wills it. Free gibs after contributing 4m whole month before kick
Reminder if that your uma can't run mile medium AND long races, she's not viable in mant.
>>551989758Gee willikers
>>551989983>oink oinkok
>>551989894tightestlightning
>get a new Teio event for the first time>she races Special Chud for some bread>AND LOSESthe fucking spechud agenda in this game is sickening
>>551989928
Air Groove
>>551989758O Golly Gee
>>551990014Careful, jiji, you might throw out your back making those noises
>>551989928You declined sex with the mom of the Cygames employee who translated Yukino Bijin's dialogue? Weird flex but alright.
>>551990053>racing against a fatass when food is on the line
>>551989993I've seen people playing MANT and while mile aptitude would be good, being able to run medium and long should be enough, you can run G2/G3 if you can't run mile. It's all about items and summer anyway.
I want to HUG this horse!
>>551990116>squeeok
>>551989758YEP YEP YEPPERS YEPPY YEPPO YEPPI YEPPERS I'M GOING TO YEP YEPPY YEPPERS YEPPITY YEP YEP
Good Miling! Ohamile!
good enough I guess
>>551990119
>>551990119Not my wife you asshole
Is there a comfy chill club recruiting?
>>551989896I never doubted that Diaposters are semen demons
This thread will be worse, there's no saving it.
>>551990196why is cafe drinking gay juice
>>55199011936 posts in
>>551990163Just run Oguri bro
ahemif i could have everyone's attention pleasethank yousex with king
>>551990323
>>551989819I can tell because of the hair color and that she's treating me with care still despite the rape about to occur
>>551990323I want oyakodon sex with her and her princess daughter
>>551990119me on top
>>551990256She is not, Tachy mixed the gay into her coffee that is why she is angry
>Bakushin dominating career as usual>win final goal race>Team Zenith>double circle for every race but sprint>sprint has Bakushin>Zenith only has a generic ace for sprint>Bakushin loses lol most of the double circles lose too why notWhat the flying fuck is the logic for Unity races, I destroy every fucking Uma in career yet a generic beats me in Unity? I've noticed this in other Unity races too, your gigapumped up Uma seemingly can have worse odds than others on your team.
>>551989819Grass would never do this.
Huh? Where is King in Spe's golden gen secret event?
My gorgeous German wife.
Yeppers?
>>551990472Sprint is gamble core bro deal with it, my Bakushin is exclusively a mile racer on her careers and she is more consistent that way
yappy yeppers, like yeppi suggested
post orang
So likeIf is start dating finemo does her security security detail come as part of the package?
>>551990579
>>551990119I'm tired man, got any naizuri?
this is my ace
>didn't get no stopping me>didn't get beeline burst>didn't get any of the other skills I usually get >lost kikuka sho so I couldn't do the secret event>got good stats >got medium s>got pace Sgame wont give me a fucking bone
>>551990789is dueling even real
Truly the most beloved uma of all.
>>551990697As you wish
>>551990872>belno light will never be realits over
>>551990814Rushing Gale isn't as bad as everyone think this CM. I would go with that desu
YADA
>>551990893these two are so cute together
>>551990905>he doesn't knowBelno will be the trainer card for the american scenario.t. knower
>>551990621But I have noticed that my umas will lose not infrequently even if I ultimately win Unity Cup. Doesn't matter if the ace is a generic, my girl winning every notable race in Japan with enormous stats suddenly seems nerfed come Unity time.Unity races obviously function differently somehow.
>>551990872AAAIIEEEEE ANYA YOU KWAB MY SUPER CREEK
>>551990323The king sucks my dick while locking fingers with me, swishes my cum in her mouth, shows me, swallows then kisses me tongue deep as fuck
Notice how not a single Teiofag posted proof of their normal BMI to prove that not all Teiofags are obese
>>551990951True, kind of wish the animes groupe her with Fuku, Groove and Taiki together. It would have been cuter and funnier.Also could have prevented Spe's Suzuka wank
>>551990119damn, really filled up her umanko huh
>>551990872Creekbros
>>551990780those are my hands she's guiding btw
>>551990872the strongest
>tfw my club is about to get demoted and everyone will get 500 less carats just because of one flatlinerAiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
>use Rice LB2, borrow MLB Vodka>use Vodka LB1, borrow MLB Ricewhat's the move
>>551990814What cards are you using?
>>551990968>Rookie Trainer Belno pal cardThat's a wonderful idea. She's there to observe (You), the gigachad red-blooded American how to train umas.
>>551991208what do you need Vodka for
>>551991195
How much stam for pace chasers for this cm
>>551991265power
>>551991027this but with a bruised and battered Ticket after ryona
>>551991328don't you have a hishi amazon or something MLB'd?
>>551990983Yes it works differently since you have teammates in unity cup but not in Normal races. Also in unity the NPC umas have better skills and stats than in normal.
>>551991259But anon, (You) the Japanese trainer from Tracen (JP) will go overseas with your trainee to run American races. The normal careers still take place
>>551991219Kita + Sweep Daiwa + Fine MotionRikoBorrowed El Condor Pasa
mambo?
>>551991379hishiama's on lb1, I have biwa on MLB but she eats my energies
>>551991384I guess that's better. Might get some NTR seething from EN Trainer having to borrow JP Trainer's umas for the NA scenario.
>>551991259Imagine training Oguri with a Belno support card. The cuckening won't stop for Oguri. Belno
>>551991027this but with Curren also I'm the 400lb teioposter
I am fat, ugly and balding trainermy umas? all fillies
>>551991428What about her?
Teioposters will never recover from that image
>>551991058I'm underweight so I didn't post mine
>>551991565hi teiobwo
>>551991291what graph is that why does it look so ass
So how would Taiki act like in the American Scenario?
Thread is so quietPicrel is my wife by the way
>>551991590just post it
>>551991572uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhmambo cute
>>551991685I was thinking of making a jiggie, but then I didn't
>>551991291It will be ra's 5th day of inactivity. Yes, straight up inactivity and not the usual one TT run, but, dancho decided that he'll still be getting the 2250 gibs.
>>551991705Thats right! This post was fact-checked by true uma patriots!
>>551991590Post it to reclaim some honor back for Teiofags
>>551991685
>>551990872Deserved! Super Creek is a CHEATER!
>>551991583It was very funny seeing all of /uma/ fall for AI slop not only once but twice.Anons will get scammed so hard in the near future.
>teiofags are in denial nowLmao.
>>551991831Shut up Curren post more of your nudes
Why are Creek's tits so fat? She's not even 18?
>>551991828Cheaters are never this cute and nice, fake news. Mr President, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>551991997Mothering genes.Gotta have the milk for all the underfed Creekfags.
>>551991997It's for breastfeeding me, I need calcium
>>551991685Nice wifePicrel is my wife by the way
I don't bot so please bless me with a nice spark, i worked hard for it.
>>5519921292* wit that coul've been 3*
Cute!
>>551991997Interesting question anon, and the answer for that is NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF SHE IS 18 WE WANT TO SEE LARGE TITS SO SHE HAS LARGE TITS DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH EVERYONE IS JUST FUCKING HORNY
>>551992089https://youtu.be/USz4qpEfRLA
>>5519921292*3 whitesRemember to say thank you
>>551992129>>551992176>>551992221So close yet so far...
>>551991997IRL Creek was quite big, look at those muscles
the game implies that umamusume join the academy years before they actually debutlike they spend 3 or more years before their debut race
mambo
Aieee
>>551992092Your wife is very cute anon
>>551992184Damn Fuku's got some long ass donkey ears
>>551992356she will see white people for the first time
>>551992184I love her eyes
In 3 hours I have to go to a general medical check up aieee
>>551989728Howaa…
>>551992423>(((people)))>white
>>551992267My condolences anon
Remember to start working on your 9*speed parents for MANT, Fuku is going to be the only speed card in your deck. You will use MANT parents anyway but you need something to work off early.
Friendship with Nice Nature went up by 20.
>>5519923272 to 3 years, they're trying to mimic real life horse racing. Horses start racing at 2 to 3 years old.
>>551992543I am working on ny 9* triple 7 Tachy parent tho
>>551992543I'm fine I can just do one run and say that it's my ace
>>551991058Kitafag here, I am a 30 bmi African male
I kinda want to
>>551990323Only if she wears a paper bag with a picture of her mom’s face taped to it
digitan's sweaty smelly unwashed umanko...
>>551992461Have a (You) Ardan fag, good luck
>>551992409We love donkey musume here
>>551992697Want to what? Use your words.
Ive been wondering about the kitasan gaslighting. Wouldnt whaling on biko+bakushin banner have been more efficient? Both cards outperform kitasan in raw stats and have 10% race bonus for mant.
>>551992820except ryan
>>551992514Are you jewish or just brown?
>>551992771
How's this for a guts deck?Kita, Tosho, Biko, Urara, Doto, Riko
>>551991685>>551992092>>551992381My people…
>both cards outperform kitasanlmao
>>551992878Kitasan will still be used after MANT ends.
>>551992938I'll bet she still pisses the bed.
>>551992891Her too, she has really pronounced donkey ears
>>551992821I want to...know why a front runner comes innate with slipstream when you need to be behind someone for that
When is MANT coming?
So was Daiwa still being a tsundere after her career? She seemed to be going aggressive.
>>551992354>>551992771conceptualize the miasma
My girl went FULL RETARD
Curren is better.
>>551993064in 3~ months mayhaps
>>551993121Jordan sisters... What does grok say about this?
>>551993059To... overtake themOther positions don't need that since they don't want to be in front
>>551993064It'll be a while still, since the inciting incident hasn't been covered yet. There has to be a story event establishing how bad blood arises between Taishin and Maruzensky (mainly over a misunderstanding). That will set the stage for the big Maruzensky Assaults Narita Taishin storyline.
>>551993121Don't call girls the r word.
/uma/ is gyaru propaganda
>>551993206retard
>>551992461Don't die...
sex with ines fujin after her doordash shift
>>551992969>>551993016>>551993059>>551993206rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreallyreallycute
>>551993121It says she needs power... most definetely got blocked hard after a hard late start>>551993151Better than who?
I am a retard.Give me an uma wife.
When did they added UG rank?https://x.com/moodminus3/status/2005780237968368097
>>551992381Thanks>>551992969You are among friends
So many tourists
>>551993336Spe
>>551993349look /uma/! it was posted again!
sex with dirters
>>551993336Tachyon
>>551993368Pile of sluts(in a good way)
Uma with big penis...
>>551993070The tsundere stuff was her being competitive, post career she's now more intimate with you
Anus Fujin
>>551993336El Condor Pasa would have low enough standards to sincerely like you, while also being bold enough to lead you around (the world is difficult for unguided retards after all)
I don't like Scarlet.
>>551991997It is not impossible for a woman to develop large breasts before becoming an adult but the odds of getting Creek tier breasts while being a teenager is very low with the exception of fat piggies that were "lucky" enough to get some of that fat in their tits
>>551993319INES INES GIVE THAT TOWEL TO ME RIGHT NOW I NEED IT PLEASE IM DYING OF THIRST
Is Dober a virgin?
>>551993424I'd ensure that Espoir gets bullied everyday
>>551993463what's her appealgenuine question
>Curren pic attracts Falcoposters>Falco pic attracts Currenposters
>>551993424Sex with my bro
I hate that I love this stupid game and all it's stupid fandom.
Y'all so fucking immature
>>551993529Have you not looked at her ever, in the game??
>Y'all
>>551993539CURRENBROS FALCOBROS HES THINKING STOP ASKINGSHUT IT DOWN NOW
>>551993526yeah ill bully her umanko alright
>>551993587I don't play the game
>>551993454And that is the only time we see that side of her in game? Bitch ass.
>>551993574You should have seen the last thread.
>>551993529fluffy sidetailbig green eyesfrecklesFAT titslong creamy legs
goo goo gaa gaai want milk
>>551993619but it's full of dirt
You guys are fucking retarded. Seriously, neck yourselves.
>>551993574>ya'll
manly do you play uma
>>551993539all me
>>551993424Love me dirters, simple as
Stop being pathetic and cringe
>>551993587Ever since Uma won Mobile Goyim of The Year we've got more lurker here. Like why would anyone hate on "Yeppers"?? It's even worse compared to global release
>>551993670
I'm just being myself
im male and i want to be hopelessly dominated by an umamusume 10x stronger than myself
>>551993539I'm the one posting them btw
>>551993524Not really
>>551993574>Y'alloh no it's the nig teioposter
>>551993837
>>551993758>>551993839Nope, all me not you
>>551993765Wtf, my Espior City is so short. No wonder she has anger problems.
>>551993524Tracen public bicycle would be a good nickname for her. Her pussy game is allegedly insane.
>"cute arts! let's check his account">it's another artist killed by uma-mafianyoooo...
>>551993524Look at this and ask again
https://files.catbox.moe/seokhw.mp4slut
I wish the infantilizing was toned for Creek. She would have been my favorite character otherwise.
>>551993994Bwos, my wife had sex with a loli..
>>551994020Shut up Utagi
>>551993994DAMN they all got to suck on these toes?!?!
>>551993917Creek isn't that fat assed, what
Retard here, can someone tell me what makes a TT uma different than an ace uma and what I should do differently when building one?
>>551994020Hello /akg/ bro
>>551993994Uhh bros I thought Seiun and Nishino were soulmates
>>551994020For me its like King Halo, you need to see past the surface for a while. It's nice for those that like it, I personally do not care much for it other than feeling like wanting to reverse it on her and make her into a mother, but you shouldn't let that stop you from liking her.
>>551994204I don't think there's much past the surface with Super Creek though.
>>551994148She is in fact, that fat assed.
>Looks at another uma for a split second
https://files.catbox.moe/0ch80g.png
>>551994171I can when you stop fucking doxxing me without my permission
>>551994171>max speed>meet stam requirement for each distance>shit ton of golden skills
>>551994146McQueen is ready for another round
>>551994364Just don't join a club if you don't want to be doxxed by chrono
>>551994171Not much really, for TT you wanna stack all the easy to trigger golds for more points and max lvl uniq , while keeping a good stat line to still win. Aces still need golds, but not every possible one. White skills and uniques (inhert.) are also important now.
>>551993994Dictus was that good?
>>551994171TT uma are bred to farm points with high wit and tons of skills, CM aces are bred to farm wins specialized for a specific track. I hope rhix wwglpes.
>do diff 4 fuji>fail 2/3 borrows>lowrolls the last oneit's that simple
>>551994171TT uma is a generalist umaace uma pushes the limit for 1 specific track
>>551993839This brat is gonna get it.
>>551994146>THHI GET IT NOW!!!!
>be me>be in mambo last month>realized some are semi-flatlining>thought it would be safe to do the same>was safe until mamboschizo pointed out trainer A>whole /uma/ joined in the bullying>a week later mambodancho finally took action>kicked me instead of trainer A>changed rule after>no hard feelings ig wasnt feeling the mood to play that month anyway>skip to next month>trainer R flatlined whole month>no punishment>getting the monthly reward even after everythingThis is very unfair...
>>551994171After stats you want to maximize cheap golden skills for points in TT. For instance everyone takes Rushing Gale from the Riko card while you wouldn't normally take that on CM aces besides Long races.
>>551994319I need Burapi-chan right now
Can we please stop posting Umamusume porn?
>>551994590What's in it for me?
>>551994590I'm not seeing any porn though
>>551994319>Taiki>Hishi>Gold shipI wasn't expecting that, Hishi is one of my favorites and I didn't notice she was that big when I was training her
>>551994319Wow big dog really is BIG huh
all my career runs are ace, TT and parents runts
>>551994319BIWA SITTING ON MY FACE
>>551994553Mambodanchou isn't exactly someone with solid principles. Still sucks to be you though, his boyfriend still in the club and he was the main source of the whole shitshow
>>551994553Great post.
>>551994553Your fault for choosing Rice as your uma
>>551994327Why is this bitch like this bros?
all my career runs are bot runs
inumusume
/v/ is making fun of us bwo...
>>551994553Maybe a new year mircale happens and he gets the boot before gibs... Sorry (ex) mambro
Fine Motion is so cute.
>>551994553are you still flatlining in your new club though
>>551994553You're either a new member or someone not participating in the club chat
she received so much dictus
>>551994794Well they're /v/ posters. They have to snatch up whatever tiny scraps of dignity they can find, wherever they can find them, or else they'll have none.
>>551994862I uninstalled
>>551994553this is your fault for choosing a meme club
>>551994778This is a good post.
>>551994794
>>551994794wasn't the Teiopost AI
>>551994794Who cares? /v/ is filled with bigger idiots and /pol/tards anyway.
>>551994924stop posting
>>551994794Nobody cares about /v/ schizos, go back.
>>551994327that's me posting btw
/v/ is even worse than reddit
>>551994924why are you still here
>>551994924Why are you here other than to avatarfagging?
>one anon starts flatlining after that fateful day
>>551994924Why are you still here
>>551994950>>551994778
kitasan gave me human rights
>>551995075Jordan has the best eyes
>>551994553That's what villains deserves
>>551994924Yet you post here and are up to the mamblore... Curious...
Y'all fucking losers
>>551994851
>>551994924It's fine you can stay here and enjoy the conversation, Umamusume can be enjoyed multimedia, is not just the game
no, I am a WINNER
>y'all
>>551994732I HATE CURREN
HOOOEEEH ARIGATOOOO
>>551994553This is why I stay in a comfy random B+ club
>>551994924I would too if that were to happen to me
>>551995232What requirements do B clubs have
>>551994794>check the /v/ thread>basic gameplay discussion>A+ umasFor the high horse they appear to ride, this general seems to be more hardcore than them.
>>551995149THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
multimedia such as teio art and teio porn
>>551994976>>551995037>>551995047>>551995075cringe retard janny wannabes>>551995130skeptical sus virgin fag>>551995162actual gigachad open arms Jesus
>>551995232wasn't mambo a B+ club
Anything else worth pulling for?
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>551995193laisu should shank current chang for the good of all
>>551994794I would go to /v/ but I've sworn to myself never to go back to that hellhole. They're like /vt/ but with e-celebs, thread celebs, and unironic streamer dickriding. At least /uma/ still makes fun of sloptubers even if the threads were horrible lately.
I love TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING love HER.
>>551995287Literally nothing and that's why it's the best I took a 2 day break and received zero punishment whatsoever Freedom
>>551995384>>551995162fake wholesome positivity reddit avatarfag NTRfag
>>551995369Who is top middle? I recognize Rudolf, CB, Ramonu (I think), Sirius, and Maru, but I don't know the top middle one.
>>551995395Nishino Flower.
i need a certified list of UMAMUSUME VILLAINS
>>551994924come back
This is a bread general
>>551995232It's funny how CUMA of all things spawned 2 B+ clubs that are pretty chill
>>551994778i’m going dog mode
>>551995456lil bro is trying to rebrand his cunt SEAnigger status leave him alone.
>>551995324Your wife?? That's OUR wife buddy
>>551995473It always makes me smile when I see Creek's "The birth of a supervillain" event pop up at 4x speed.
>>551995509
>>551995467Tags say all those, minus Ramonu, plus Air Groove (wedding I believe) and Narita Brian. I dunno myself but that's what was claimed
guess the skill
>>551995450>2 daysWhat if I only log on for half and regular anniversary 10 daily free roll gibs
Agemasen
>>551995467It's Brian
>>551995037>>551995047>>551995075As it turns out /uma/ is the only place I can learn and talk about irl JP horse racing and I'm not up to date for /umaJP/
>>551995491because curren has a yeast infection?
>>551995614Ah yes I see now. And yeah that's definitely wedding Air Groove, thank you for clarifying for me.
>>551995663
>>551989948Have you considered that's danchou's gay husband?
>>551995475>>551995498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwk05nZNXE
>>551994794I don't understand how people even use /v/. Threads that interest me only pops up once in a blue moon and there's no constant thread titles to search up for. Maybe I'm old and just want to stick with generals like how classic forums do
>>551995467Rudolf Brian Cockballs WeddingGroove Sirius Maru
>>551995693Anon don't go that deep. Come back playing instead.
>>551995774cute
i reached 10m fans on neichashe is my 3rd 10m
>>551995778yeah it's just unorganized garbage, I looked once and there wasn't anything coherent being said. when threads pop up here and there there is no storyline so every thread ends up being the same ish. not good!
>>551995778For me it's generally been /vr/, where you don't need generals because the board is slow enough that you can keep up with whatever parts of it you like in whatever way you like. (They have a number of their own retards and local crazies, though.) If I am gonna actually explore NEW video games then I'm not about to let 4chan's idiotic hivemind be my first-line quality filter. For old games though, the general critical canon does that job, and here on /vg/ the user selects the game before even entering a thread, so that isn't a problem.
>>551995778/v/ is just full of trolls
>>551995937Good job, 90m fans more to go
>>551989993>>551990163So Oguri, Daiwa, El, Maruzensky, Grass?
Regular hag or summer hag for scorpio?
>>551995693can't believe the mambo to keiba steepline effect is real
>>551995995*politely rapes you*
>All of that just for a generic velocity
>>551996056regular with sfv is pretty nastysummer can't deal with bignigs all that well
>>551994553Im not upto date with the lore but mambros is this real?
>>551994553stop caring about club rank, are you really that poor that 500 carrats mean that much to you?
>>551996126MUST PULL!!!!!!!
I can't figure out the commonality in this picture. At first glance I thought it was all Arima Kinen winners but CB, Gentildonna, and Stego never won the Arima Kinen. In fact Stego didn't really win anything, so think picture makes no sense to me.
>>551996223My knight...
>>551995778I mean, if you used 4chan before /vg/ was made you kind of assume anything that is on /vg/ is pure cancer, as the worst threads are used as example.This thread is not as rotten as the rest, though, but you wouldn't use it on principle if you were an oldfag.You could at least lurk a thread or two though, but if you see any of the bad ones you wouldn't come here even if the quality of the threads in average is higher than anything /v/ can shit out.
>>551996281its the reddit umas
>>551996281There's nothing special about it other than hypebeast anime art, SEAbrowns love this shit
>>551996281The artist just likes those umas, it's not that deep
>>551996412CB is reddit? That's news to me.
i want to fuck umamusume
SHE'S ALMOST HERE
>>551993208That's bullshit but I believe it
>>551995369>Same artist draws female trainer x umaAnother artist to keep an eye on, nice!
Cafe after we had 4 children together.
I look like this and I say this
>>551996652I believe that umamusume should always be larger than trainers. I know it's not canonical but it is simply correct.
i want to fuck female trainer
>>551996720Most umas already tower over me but the thought of them being even taller than they are in canon is very exciting.
Ah it's peak brown hours, I'll come back later
70 TP and I'm going to sleepDon't feel like making parentsWhy is it still 2 days until CMCan't even make Arima aces without borrows
Using Tosen Jordan's G1 win funds to enroll her into medical college to boost her confidence!
Next thread will be better
Nothing wrong with being brown
natie natie masturbatie
>>551996985IT'S NICE NATURE! SAY IT RIGHT TEIO!
>>551994924average mambo shitposter
sugoi
>>551997028Honestly won't even blame him if he did turn shitposter after getting kicked
>>551997067Aiiieeeee
>>551997067leave Danchou's pet alone!
>>551996698Where did you find this picture of me???
>>551990226ask in 3-4 days
>>551997123why are you posting witjap's umas
POST SOMETHING CUTE
>>551997067me at the bottom
>>551997067umaoo?
>>551997169oki
>>551997163>>551997123I misclicked
>>551997123>even witgod isn't immune to the debuffer gaslight
>>551997169here
>>551997191Nevermind. Umaooo's graph is more grim.
>>551997169
>>551996938Start the run and then quit the game so you dont waste TP
>>551997284should have been me
>>551997067danchou is not going to notice I'm pink and kick me right???
>>551997169on my way to post something cute
>>551997169https://x.com/i/status/2005936375070351734
>>551997123Lmao what is this his 3rd place Libra Cup umas
the only cm I've won is virgo because I'm a virgin
>>551997123Bakushin over Biko? QRD?
>>551994553Something to make you seethe more
More like Super Tits
>>551997169You first
>this is my strongest Uma Well shit
The next character posted is my wife.
>>551997604>Dies to 8th place
>>551997482Bakushin's rainbows are stronger and her events give just a tiny bit more speed. Virtually the same cards, Biko's TE just helps with low rolls.
yoshhh wife
It's almost over bwos
i want to fuck kiseki to correct her for this rigged event
>>551997809mayachi I need your card
>>551998001the koikatsu card
What the fuck I love Mambo now.
>>551997838Making a Tachyon parent for Christmas Oguri at level 3 is doable and is what you should have been doing
oissunature dess
>>551998149you should be staring at majiro dobers pubic mound in bloomers
>>551997729That’s the point. She goes in, dies, NSM Neicha launches herself
>>551998229I'd do it after getting her during Legend races
>>551998169what's oissu
>>551998392oguri and tamamo look like sisters
>get medium S>rainbows disappear forever
>>551998231But ends up 2nd or 3rd place because Suzuka and Maruzensky are just too far ahead
>>551998392creeky is genuinely beautiful, the others... eh
Sagittarius Room24044891
>>551998379Falco...
>>551998392I would fuck Tama>>551998438literally, physically, spiritually, figuratively, metaphorically and mentally
>>551998438You rike?
>>551996652why do female artists go so hard for uma?
Press that guts button a few times. You won't regret it.
Isn't grass wonder american?
>>551998768Yeah, she is a huge WEEB
>>551998525word i'm glad my oshi is also beautiful in real life
>>551998565>Dober parentAny clue about the stamina requirement for 2500?
>>551998392>Oguri the fat fuck uma>Oguri's VA has a chubby facePoetic.
>>551998392cute cute anddddd cute
that's it, i'm putting pump on my fronts
I can't believe I'm about to subscribe to the idea of pump iron pace
How many statues would i need to 5* an uma if i pulled one copy on her banner?
>>5519988461200 + 3 Golds because of 4 ASE with Natie + Dober
>>551998743Women are not immune to cute girls doing cute things and uma fanservice is so sterile that its "safe" enough for them. The idol stuff also helps. Wouldn't be shocked if some were former idolmaster or love live players.
>>551998967Around 300
>>551998825same
>>551998958>>551998962That's it, i'm putting pump on my runaway
I still have 2 borrows left danchou
She knows me so well... It's 11am and i'm about to sleep
is this the weakest event in the game?
that's itI'm gonna pump my fronts full of my spunk
>>551999095Nah the mood +1 is good.
>>551999095potentially...
>>551999095standing by is usable, there's bound to be worse
>>551980739https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepymight get taken down too>>551986062
>>551999068Feels good to know she's an end closer
>>551999095free mood and 10 guts isn't the worst
>dober unique>procs iron and OYL>can't catch suzukahow's this fair
>>551990872COMPLETE UMA DOMINATIONAnd Anya
>>551999183Time to report to github
>>551999171she already gets standing by from potential levels so thats just 18 skill points
>>551999095Meant to Be
>>551999183Just reported you rabiposter. See you in git prison.
>>551999219you actually need more speed and velocity skills tooaccel can only do so much once it removes the ramp up time
>>551998565Results>>551998846I guess if 1k stamina is enough for 3000m then 1000*2500/3000 = ~833 should be enough. My Golshi with 870 stam survives often enough in testing.
>>551999219you need BEHOLD, pulse or other final leg stuff
>>551999330
>>551999219Your wit? Your mid-race velocity?
>>551999183We are so back
When you hit 4 skills at once and rocket to first only to lose to someone catching up by a nose
>>551999183HARHAR!!!
I'm gonna make it right? GW is a meme
>>551999582Groundwork is bad for taiki anyways
Which way, anon?
good night sleepy sweepymay you wake up to a million aces
>>551999183what's the context
being a coder is not enoughyou need to have extensive uma knowledge to make b*t works for scenarioMANT will be the end of you clankers
20 KEKSEKI RUNS IN DA JAR!
>>551999582>he fell for the front Taiki gaslightAt this point buy pump too
>>551999183>bot software gets jannied>ed*n and top club scum keep using what they already have with 0 repercussions
>>551999646i'll make a bot that bots mant really badly
>>551999183fuckin sweepy is a hydra how many heads are left
>>551999183I kneel
>>551999621love both but tama all the way
>>551998091HOLY SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>551999621Right, Tamamo cannot be living in poor conditions like an orphan
>>551999769bro....
>>551999718>>551999183I trust WITGOD, so how do you actually run this stuff?
>>551999582>front>no angling
>>551999743give man a why and he will find a howtheres at least 30 anons in this thread who would quit without access to bots after getting a taste of it
>>551999621I'd be pulling for Finemo if i could use her card too..
>>551989623cute Rice
>>551999183STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
uhm, honsefun danchou, could you please kick the obvious botter
>>551999812by reading the readme
I fall in love with each new trainee released...
>>551999743The issue at its core is that cygames isn't banning botters from the game. As long as it's like that, new sweepbots will spawn.
I thought /uma/ botting was a meme. Do you seriously use sweepy?
>>551999183https://github.com/TomerGamerTV/UAT-Global-ServerThis is most likely the fag that reported your repo and the original one. He even put a kofi in his github
i like how the BRAT is the face of bottingshe really needs some correction
>my uma just gives up during position keep and gives up pole position to otherswhat is this bullshit
>>551999905but....I NEED A rank... my account kinda caratless....
>>551999952he was bragging about how the original was taken down when it was clearly already EOS anyways
>bot hours
red honses
>6 PM in Indonesia>botting discussionI'm nyoticing!
WHY WON'T THESE RETARDS EXPLODE???
>>551999943You think we can keep this shit up until 2029?Its just for parent farming not aces
>>552000119YADA
>>552000119yada
>>551999183flatliner bros we are so back
68 65 68 65 2E 2E 2E
Jordan's trainer is kinda goated
>>552000018bot gamebot life
>>551999183was the Tama anon. thanks it's so bothersome doing runs without purpose and i needed the clean and updated version >>551999952he also shamelessly replaced sweepy with tachyon on top of putting a kofi link. any chances i could take his github and kofi link down by reporting?
>>552000094we already know, anon...
>>551999183i will be ritual posting this with hehe.png until all of /uma/ is botting
all the other tama anons are botting... do i download it
just bot your vegetables
>>552000347This is my favorite jobber/fraud
i have reported this thread and github to cygames
If you bot you will get molested
The botter could be any one of us... it could be you... it could be me! It could even be-
>parent run in unity>pick 2222 so I don't get raped by Riko's goons on finale>still beat RikoFuck...
>>552000329>it's so bothersome doing runs without purpose have you tried doing exactly what the bot does
>>551997546this Creek's artist is pure sex
You guys can bot all you want for parents but you will still end up jobbing to me in CM because nothing can fix laziness when it comes to analysing the track, along with a fundamental lack of understanding of basic race mechanics
>>552000398If you can't beat them, join them. I'll cope that it's just an auto clicker.
>>551999183Herro dis wat gorship rooks rike with no sweep bot
I'm glad my /uma/ Anons are at a healthy weight.
botting is not cool...
i can't believe teiokeks are just really big chunguses...
>>552000267Out of all the in-story uma trainers, who are the greatest ones?
>>551999183consume me
>>552000559Dober's trainer sometimes acts like a male protagonist of a shoujo manga
>>552000559Canopus for helping his trainees with the Turbo broadcast. That was super cool
>>552000398>>552000496i properly play during CM training and borrows but other than those, there's literally no purpose and point in doing runs other. Event farming, parent runs, and fan farming can be done with your brain closed so might as well let the bot do that. it's the same thing in the end.
>>552000559I will upskirt Bourbon's trainer.
MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/6Js8FhZOIWU?t=70
>>552000702bullying Doto was NOT cool though
>>552000398Theres no harm in botting for parent runs>>552000761This prettymuch sums it up
>>551999183im quite fond of these
>>552000559Onii-sama saves Rice from a falling gate
>Asian hours>Cheater subhumans start crawling out of the woodwork hmmmhow surprisingmust be one hell of a coincidence
>>552000906Eh it was for the greater good. She would understand
this old lady needs correcting
>>552000761If I'm gonna be honest, it's really Cygame's fault for not pushing for an auto early so I understand where you're coming from.For other games you'll have fun or at least entertained while doing the events but training just for the sake of events and fan farming is a complete drag. Still not botting but considering it the more time passes, and most especially after this Fuji event.
>>552000921if nothing else at least the bot contributed these
>>552000559Dober (male) is kinda based, he got angry when the media ignored Dober and Bright
IKKUYOOOOOOOOOOO
hoeh
>>551999183>its down
WHAT THE FUCK IS A REPOSITORY?? WHAT THE FUCK IS A FORK? WHAT THE FUCK IS WEBHOOK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A COMMIT? WHAT THE FUCK IS A PULL REQUEST? WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ISSUE? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRANCH? BUILD IT? BUILD WHAT? WHERE IS THE .EXE I CLICK, DO I LOOK LIKE A CONSTRUCTION ENGINEER NIGGER TO YOU? FUCKING CODE TRANNIES AND THIER LEETSPEAK JUST GIVE ME A .EXE AND LET ME PRESS IT AND BOOM BOOM WHOOSH WHOOSH UMABOT UMAWIN OH WAIT OH NYOOOOO MY LE INFO :(((( WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOX NO ONE IS GONNA COME KNOCKING ON MY DIRT HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF TAJIKISTAN RETARD
>>552001165>>552000761if you cant multi task while event or parent or fan farming you must be retarded
>>552001339What the fuck teioposter is ryanposter, rabiposter, heheposter, and botposter this whole time?
>>551999183I'm comparing the code of both github, but this is the first time seeing the code of the bot. It does seem likely that this anon is right >>551999952and purposely your version was flagged because the greedy cunt wanted his donation money.There are some differences ofcourse, but I hate Tachyon and your guide is superior to.
>>552001339
>>552001339>>552000398>>552000761>>551999183Can i run this while being alt tab and game keeps on progressing while I watch hentai videos or read h manga?
>>552001445Don't forget dahbyposter too
>>552000761it's no different to grinding in any other game. throw on some music or a video and do it without paying much attention
dude wants to jork it to sweepy hentai while sweepy makes an ace for him
I've never seen fags be this assblasted over what's essentially a script. Literally every gacha before the coof needed you to use some sort of autoclicker to compete with endgame content. Botting here doesn't even result in better aces, meanwhile in other gachas there's frame perfect shit that's literally not humanly possible.
>>552001445all me
17x2 years old
>>552001358That's what I've been doing and always been doing but it's starting and have been a DRAG doing it. If I'm gonna multitask then I rather multitask with another thing that I would enjoy doing so. If I'm not such a poorfag and an F2P I would have been skipping all these events. My club is also comfy A and I can slack if I want to but constantly on top because of these events.
>>552001358Just admit it you want to bot but too pussy to do so due to spending alot in this game.I dont care if I get banned or not after spending $700
why the fuck didn't cygames make it so each place at the end of a CM gets one title?A1st = plat, A2nd = gold, A3rd = silverB1st = gold, B2nd = silver, B3rd = bronzelosing wouldn't feel as god awful since you'll still get something somewhat unique no matter your place, also the titles menu wouldn't be flooded with CM titles you'll never use
>>552001513I don't think so unless you do all that on phone while keeps the pc running
>>552001548NTA but grinding on other games at least is entertaining or constantly requires your attention. They're called a "game" for a reason.
>>552001513Nyes
>>551995037>>551995047>>551995075>>551995130Not that anon but I go to a lot of generals of games I don't play, like genshin, zzz, wuwa, etc. I go there to save fan art and porn.
>>552001513yeah I play battlefield while it runs
>>551999952>>552001459Why isn't that one being taken down while the others are already down? Not enough reports or something?
I skipped Cafe despite liking her, I had to save up for Xoguri. But I finally decided to dump my savings into Dober instead as I find her rather cute. I will no longer save up months for a meta uma that I don't find cute or sexy. And the good news is, I got cafe while pulling for Dober.
>>552001749but I like using bronze title in Final
>>552001509American umas just hit different
>>551999952has this guy added anything besides his kofi link and changing images is he even a dev
>>552002008good
>>552001896>looking for porn>goes to safehorny slop generalsHave a little respect for yourself. At least go to games with actually good porn like Idolmaster or Trickal.
I am the last non-botter in /uma/
>>552002008Sounds to me that you like Dober more than Cafe, curious.
man you guys lied to meyou told me cygames actually banned botters
>>552002057Basing his previous commits, doesn't look like it. The previous ones were with devanon doing all the work.
>I'm bored of the game and don't want to engage with the main gameplay loop anymore>Should I maybe take a break or drop the game altogether like a normal, sensible person?>No! Instead i'll download cheats to give myself an advantage in this game that I don't even care about enough anymore to play myselfThe mind of a turd worlder is really something
>>552002147The was the OG gaslight
>>552002192i bet you also like it when others fuck your GF/wife
>>552000094>>552000993>>552002192here is your pity (you)
>>552002008be honest anonyou didnt care about cafe at allyou just wanted dober
>>552002192You make it sound like we have the leeway of taking a break in the game. If we're not accelerated, then, understandable. >main gameplay loopThat's only for CMs. Others is just for burning yourself out.
>>552002192>t. slave I swear theres too much cattle here in 4chan compared to moot era
>enjoy horse racing with cute girls>suddenly turns into battle robots SEA editionbeen fun lads, hope you'll have a good new year
>>552002351>>552002107Is that... jealousy? Cafebros what is this?!?
>>552002008manhattan cucke
I would never bot because I have honor and because I would hang myself if I got banned because this game is the only thing I have left in life
do donkeys exist in umaverse
I don't bot.I barely play except for autism bursts.Still made 60M+ fans this month for some reason.
>>552002410thank you for your opinion! i asked!
>>552002503me too bwo
>>552002541HOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEH
>>552002248>The exasperated turd worlder lashes out with completely unprompted off-topic cuckold fetishismMany such cases unfortunately>>552002353>>552002359weak cope
The dude nobody invited:
>>552002008bwos I don't understand women so I wanna ask confirmation: when cafe says "no sex today" in that image, she actually means that she wants to get her ovaries drilled by me, right there, right now, correct?
>>551999183um wtf since when do you have to sign in to git now to clone a repo?
when do we get the best concert?
>>552002503based get some hobbies bro
>>552002679I've been listening to that on loop
>>552002658Nice Nature wouldn't do this
Is there a uma musume shop somewhere?
>>552002192Spot on, their seething replies are the cherry on top
I finally got my first stam 3*...
>>552002353if youre burning yourself out you never liked the game or uma
>>552002410Why does the existence of botaryans bother (you)? Maybe you don't really love your uma that much after all
>>552002849That's one sexy grandparent.
>>552002840sexzuka
>>552002541so why is Smart Falcon dressed like the pope
>>552002849>late surgergo again
anti-bot niggas when asked if they use hachimi (a more illegal tool than botting)
All of you are fucking retarded.>just multitask while doing it>as if that is not what the botters are doingThe one is multitasking with the need of alt tabbing every choices and racesThe other one is multitasking without the need of alt tabbing to the game but still couldn't do anything because the bot has control over their mouse.It's the goddamn same thing in the end. >b-b-but the botters have complete advantage over everything and can do run while they're awayYeah and they're risking their account of ban and you're not. Every single one of you make up excuses like a woman.
>>552003002king analo
yeahi cheat to give myself an advantageand if caught i will take responsibility
>>552002551yes all animals except horses
>>552003002Bwo, you're supposed to use an emulator for the bot so you can do something else...
>>552003140what do they call seahorses
I want to fuck cafe
>>552003135urara would never ever say this
I would rape and impregnate Cafe.
>>552002928>he doesn't know
You DO have Platinum in all the CM's to justify the advantage of free time gained from botting along with the easy parents from botting right?
I express my desire to have consensual sex with cafe
me on the right (left the bot running at home to go out and play)
>>552002998I don't use Hachimi, nor do I botAll my parents are grinded out by hand, and I have a some 3* power and 3* stams to show for it5-time CM plat winner btw
Some Umas were made for fucking. Who are they?
Pathetic! He can't even press a couple of buttons for a few minutes. What a failure of a trainer!
>>552003002I use it on my alt account for education purposes since I have double digit IQ and I don't want to watch hours of YT seaniggers to teach me how to play. If the bot plays better then me, I can learn from the bot as well. Also I thought the inputs were sent using ADB on emu
>>552003413Curren Chan with fat balding ojisansTokai Teio with fat balding ojisans
>>552002928If you think about it, the pope is the most famous idol in the world
>>552003302I've never had a Platinum title before.
>>552003413You shouldn't objectify any of our precious Umers like that dachi...
>>552003460Dia wouldn't act like this.
I do not care about botters... this game is RNG after all. If shiraoki wills it, my recycled leo uma will win every wit check against the 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 botter in the cm and there is nothing the botkek can do about it
>>552003413All of themNo creampuff left unfilled
You are not allowed to post slop if you don't bot
>>552003413
Daily reminder that tracen is a trainer grooming institution.
>>552003413Hishi Amazon, Gold City
>>552003612Dober is a SLUT
>>552003672Yeah, for me
>>552001624happoubijin ai is real
What the fuck?
>>552003612Dober must have an umazing pussy, all the stallions that mated with her wanted to go back to her after given other mares.
>>552003740Hmmmmm
>>552002192what being poor AND brown does to a mf
>>552003824
>>552003824Wrong chat!
>>552003824ICHIBAN
>>552003824sloppers get off to this?
>>552002906It's basically the same to me as if I was the only F2P in a P2W game. You don't stand a chance to compete and if the only way to is by botting i.e. not even playing the game then I have no reason to play anymore. If I was to bot I wouldn't be playing the game nor could I enjoy the results as I didn't do anything to earn them
SEX
>>552003538not with you fatty
I mean... did I really expect anything different to happen...? Luckily this shit will end next run
>>552004226Hnnnggg I NEED sex with chrono now
>>552004235teiobro...
>>552003991you gotta understand that they all grew up with scraps and needed to steal/leech to survive, so that kind of behavior is normal to them
How would your uma react if her private nudes got leaked?
>>552003083why are they macedonian?
The Fuji Kiseki event has successfully encouraged flatliners to play the game. However, they are seething for some reason.
>>552004394why would YOU leak her nudes
>>552004502For the lolz
>>552003083
>>552004464They like mac and cheese alot
>>552002541
>>552004394How'd her private nudes get leaked is the big question.
I miss Christmas already
>>552004606Can't trust those chestnutters.
My wife Brian would not give a fuck if her nudes got leaked or whatever, she baths in the mens section of public baths
>>552004606fuckin weaboo
>>552004806*the holidays
>>552004648huh?
>>552004906Yeah and I know that first hand. It's very pretty
>>552004648Cows love her.
you guys are fucking retarded
>>551999183>>552001260it's upfuck u nigger whoever reported my shit
>>552004394my wife already got her nudes leaked
>>552005169Congratulations on getting pinto'd my dude
>>552002410I don't know why you're affected by this only now? It's been happening since early times
