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>>552003041>https://youtu.be/VpoDJf6PcKk
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>552003131why not transmasc ralsei?
thankfully, there is a fave.thrivin'>>552003191i pay in five coins made of favium._
>>552002639>strawberry flavored Krisriel>candy flavored Azzyriel, already subsumed into the Kriselle industrial complex by porn addicts>age difference Chasriel>flavor of the month Spamtis, umpteenth sequel to Frans>see above>only good one>Krisriel with a spoonful of Krusie>are you>even>trying>not too far off from canonYawn, thy ships befit no crown. Call me when we're doing Kingcer toddlercon again.>>552002862Good enough.
>>552003173I agree, artist is creepermreaper
Hooman!
>>552003546Why are they brown
What does FRIEND taste like?
>>552003480I can barely understand you, but I forgot to mention noellequeen which isnt even problematic because noelle obviously wants to have sex with her beautiful blue lady laptop>>552003613YOURE brown now
never forget
I used to date someone really rich whos family hired mexicans to put their christmas lights up on their giant house every year and that's how carol met rudy.
You now remember that Tasquefag tried to make his birthday a week-long event and stopped at day 3 because no one gave enough of a shit to even reply with slurs.
TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>552004123Please tell me you have literally a single screenshot of that
>>552004123kek thanks. anyone know what became of him? i was just thinking about when painter made that art poking at him. i almost want him back so we can toy with him more, he is the most intriguing threadpersonality to me
>>552004123he stopped at day three because he left the thread. we chased him off, or something. maybe his therapist took away his computer or started doing their job for his birthday or something
I like to imagine that Kris looked up to Dess and thought she was the coolest person ever because of her risky and rebellious hobbies. Meanwhile, Dess was glad to take Kris under her wing and appreciated having someone in town who gets her. It's easy to imagine Kris developing a crush on Dess in such a scenario. I think Kress is a legitimate ship and not just /ss/ bait (though I do love the /ss/ potential)
>>551973000it's her iron armor! her cozy outfit is because she lives in the snow
>>552004123Oh. Oh, that makes me feel really bad, actually. Oh.
>>552004242https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/username/tasquefag/use the archive>>552004250>i almost want him back so we can toy with him more, he is the most intriguing threadpersonality to mebe very, very careful what you wish for._
>>552004441>underscorefagAren't you a thread personality, too?
>>552004441THAT'S what the number shit in the name was about? I thought it was some lame thing where multiple people were impersonating him to shitpost or something and didn't bother to read any of it, that is so gay it's insane.
>>552004664oh my god bruh
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>552004651yes. more about the "almost want him back" than him being a thread id. that kind of thing has a nonzero chance of, yknow, working.>>552004664i just don't quite get why he thought the thread would be very interested._
Tasquefag was killed in a drone strike
today marks ten days of tasquefag being gone
>>552005028and threads have been so so much better
>>552004664I thought so too.
>>552005065i honestly haven't noticed a difference
do you think it has to do with his dad? the thought just occurred to me. he said his dad was extremely strict and seemingly the rich boss of his ranch or whatever. there seemed to be some stuff tasquefag did that he didnt want his dad to know about iirc but i can't remember what, nothing major. like some hypothetical with an undesirable girlfriend or something. i remember he jokingly said he would kill or torture him or something if he found out he was doing some activity.so is it possible he found out he was posting tasque manager on utg or gooning to ai generated bestiality porn or something, and took issue enough with it that "something happened"?>>552005071me three>>552005065they feel a bit less interesting, i want some stimmies. can we make a collaborative threadpersonality who we all wear like a costume and trick the other personalities into believing is real
>>552005261I have, threads haven't had walls and walls of threadpersonality infighting since doomer also has been mostly gone/not spazzing out
Can't you retards just be glad that he's gone
>>552005308>can we make a collaborative threadpersonality who we all wear like a costume and trick the other personalities into believing is realwe already have one???? thats kraut
>>552005065Genuinely they feel the same. I guess they're better because no "your dad fucks dead deer" spam.
The Case for Transfem Ralsei
>>552004838Been cooking this one just for you guys :)
>>552005512/utg/ movie night for just that video
>>552005437you guys are nuts maybe i just hated him so much but yes we havent even had amy big fights lately iirc? I don't even want to talk about this anymore lest it cause some bullshit to happen.
this is now a FAVE THREAD. post your FAVE to the THREAD!
>>552005065True
>>552005717
>>552005717oke
>>552005556ive been watching it, as always its people pretending ralseis character arc about personhood in being in a video game and the fact he is cute=woman. its trans ideology in a nutshell. feeling lost depressed or aimless in your life? do you not conform to gender roles because theyre fake bullshit no one conforms 100% to? well heres a magic pill that will solve all your problems.
>>552004123i now remember a little boy very excited for his birthday that nobody attended.i remember a lonely, lonely boy.
Alphys's Fave Thread Ray backfired and turned Undyne into a ball of yarn
>>552005552tgis that damn fire in the hole game
>>552005919I hope that lonely boy rapes you, that was his favourite thing.
>>552005919This it hits too close to home my heart hurts why do people think it’s funny
>>552005919hes thirty five. I dont feel bad for him no-one celebrates my birthday either and I dont give a shit because im an adult
>>552005556/utg/ movie night where we watch porn together and maybe we do something else as well haha just maybe
>>552006020no, he liked doomer-dumptruck.
>>552006032That’s sad, dudeThrow a partyPleaseYou’re worth itIt was a good day when you were born into the world
>>552006061I hate you worthless pedophile mutants so much it's unreal
>>552006061utg movie night where we tar and feather this anon specifically
>>552006026he had people other than here, including a friend who apparently did a qna on him in-thread and a discord server for his book. he is not lonely and does not need more attention.>>552006061the utg meetup...
>>552006026
>>552006026its funny because he was celebrating his birth week, his birth month in an attempt to make people like his OLD ASS on 4chan, people he did nothing but bother and cause problems for. It was entirely self serving and for attention, as all his actions were. Who cares that hes lonely. He does it to himself. He doesnt like or care about or do anything for other people other than himself and expects endless attention and positive feedback. Why.
>>552006061/utg/ movie night where we watch grown ups 2
>>552006026You retards have the memories of literal fucking goldfish Ten fucking days, and you've already forgotten the spam, the simping, the low quality posts, him posting his vile fetishes like the one about the women giving birth to rape maggots. You are a moron if you miss him in any capacity
>>552006326like the one about the what?
>>552006367I'm not looking it up for you bro. But it was about carol
>>552006120thats retarded I am an adult I dont need a "party"
>>552006326People in this thread have shit fetishes in general.
>>552006434Make some tea and finger sandwiches call some loved ones over and sing a song together you will feel better
>>552006501I dont eat bread I dont have loved ones nearby to call over and singing annoys me
>>552006598You can make little lettuce wraps! And someone can play music, instead, or read some poetry!
>>552006683this is annoying youre annoying go away I get texts on my birthday and its fine
>>552006473what do they have, and what SHOULD they have?
>>552006598You sound like a real loser, not even in the traditional sense alone I mean somebody who loses often too
>>552006778Sorry.
why did ralsei reach the angel's heaven just to post here
>>552006778they were just trying to help you mr grinch
december is endingwe will lose december again
>>552006806im playing up being grumpy for the bit, of course I feel bad no one gives a shit about my birthday but no one cares about anyone's birthday its just what youre supposed to do for children and no one caring is literally just what happens as an adult, youre supposed to get over that sort of thing. >>552006808>>552006887I shouldn't have been mean but seriously theres no point dwelling on birthdays because it just makes you sadder. There is nothing i can do to have more family or people come over or whatever it is youre supposed to do on birthdays
>>552006061Watch porn together and do what?Not like we can stroke each other off (or finger each other off if you're a woman)
>>552007097You shouldn’t have to accept the people in your life not being there for you. I don’t know your situation and I can’t lecture you but don’t just accept what’s happening. That’s too sad. At least acknowledge it’s wrong.
>>552007586
>>552007586Me taking the picture btw
>>552007586gross
good morning sexies :3
>>552007550I get texts from the couple of family members I do have which is reasonable for the circumstances. Im not good at remembering other peoples birthdays so its only fair. They live far away we're distant and I dont do anything for theirs, so its all even
Just learned that amino got shut down recently, I never used it but it does feel like something inside me died
gaymino
>>552008249seemed like a playground grooming site so this is probably for the best
ricesei
>>552008407i remember this desk. youve posted before. nice rice
>>552008407>Peas in riceYou can eat healthy but this is horrible
>>552007782Heeeey
>>552008745have you ever eaten cantonese rice?
>>552008407that's a big bowl of rice, fattyyou're gonna eat that and that whole tub of rice?fatty fatty chub chuband a granola bar too? haha...show me your bellynow
>>552008407frocio
>>552009292terrone
>>552008407you REALLY like this german yoghurt for some reason.some boring rice with some peas and some random bits'n'shits, okay....A PLAIN PIECE OF TOAST.somehow the plain piece of bread makes it look more like prison food than the platter with rice would have.
wait, wait, you guys actually think that looks like a plain meal?what are you normally eating??
https://static1.e621.net/data/91/f6/91f6954b45556209f3a1f4a4481502e1.png
>>552008745caveman FLOORED by neighboring tribe putting VEGETABLES in FOOD
Grown ass adults celebrating their birthday is pathetic
>>552009551Nigga it's fried rice, how is that boring. You probably eat deep fried mozzarella sticks dipped in ranch dressing on a daily basis
Full-grown adults remembering what a miracle it is to be alive and celebrating their birthday is beautiful and fills me with joy
>>552009910Teenager spotted
>>552009551nigga that looks like what I imagine a peasant eatsfor 3 years straight I would cook 2 pounds of pork/beef and make a stir fry with about 3 pounds of rice and various mixed vegetables.I would eat all of it over the course of an hour because I have the same nutritional requirements of a mongolian warrior
>>552009990Clicked on the wrong post, that was meant for >>552009431
>>552010079there's nothing wrong with being a peasantwarriors kill people and cause trouble for a livingthere's something very wrong with that
killing is goode yumyum
>>552010164Nice. *presses face against your body like this*
>>552009990>>552010164i like how "health" people are always incredibly snobby.aren't you proud of yourself?you need that affirmation that what you do is right or good or is it that you want to hear how much better than youare than everyone else?you are a dysmorphic little creature and while i appreciate your will to better yourself, i find it pathetic that you feel the need to constantly have us know that you eat prison food with german yoghurt.
>>552010342when me and my tribe come to sack your shitty village, you will be frail and weak while we are strong and healthy
Why the fuck does every thread personality insist on posting selfies on 4chan
>>552010164keklmao whitest polentone
>>552010164we rape twinks here sir
>>552010490we will be morally strong and healthy and you will be morally frail and weakand this is a good world so we will be rewarded and you will be punished
>>552010446Stop being built like a skelly
>>552010037I wish
>>552010446>>552010529Obesity-coded posts
>>552010164hot, would lick
>>552010426Frisk the slut
I will go for a walk and have exercise, said fave. Papyrus faves will love this post
We NEET are the strongest, no stress no weakness. You wagecuck will be dying stressed soon
I love fish
>>552010751doesn't it fill you with determination that someone with immense potential for muscle growth is simply not interested in power that he has no use for?use that rage when exercising today.
>>552010504It's funny seeing how many anons would lust over you
i eat only rice and ride on my horse, pillaging and conquering the chinese countryside
>>552010490King beats Soldier beats Peasant beats King, according to strategy rpgs
Can't wait for Smash Bros 6 with Subspace Emissary Strike Back mode and the cutscene where Papyrus finally meets the Stranger from Myst
>>552011049ANON NO! WHATEVER YOU DO! DO NOT MENTION THE FORBIDDEN HORSE SHOW! ANON?! ANOOOOON?!
>>552010989Do you have a Susie so you have a use for muscles?
>>552010504This isn't /soc/, just report and ignore
>>552011130BIG ADVENTURETONS OF FUN
>>552011195>angy
>>552011217NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD
>>552011072I prefer this version.
>>552003546Why is brown Nerdly so much more charming?
I CALL THIS ONE"THE COW"TRULY, THE THIRD BEST PIECEINSIDE MY GALLERY
>>552003546>Total Delta Island
>>552011161if i had a susie, i would NEED those muscles alone to manhandle her, it is not a question but rather a necessity by that point.
i may be a fatass, but you will cower when I vomit bile across the room and attract a horde to kill you
>>552011457>implying
Can someone reupload these? For some reason the links are dead:plants_banter.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/l9fakkabf2gv65k8.mp3mus_jungle.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/u3zo0rcm3rflpd9y.mp3susie_flight.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/wq9gdq.mp3plant_symphony.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/bmvjeo.mp3tough_flower.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/qhivypx6h2rvzhzd.mp3Maze.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/6gk7ol.mp3sillyseeds.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/koce53.mp3flower_battle.ogghttps://litter.catbox.moe/gs3o7e.mp3
>>552002639>it's actually in tuneVocaroofags, make yourself useful
>>552011139THE BOY
>>552011457Muscles won't help, Susie's supremacy is primordial.
>>552011747It is him
>>552011763then you must confuse her with modern concepts.COMPASSION. LOVE.stunlock the fridge wife with a hug.
>>552011836i love my boy ralsei
If Toby introduced a serious subplot about child abuse executed in a Petscop like fashion, like for example Carol is actually sexually abusing Noelle in the kitchen, would you be able to take it seriously?
I had a dream about playing Deltarune Chapter 5 on the weird route, but I only remember the beginning. Kris woke up and there was a note in the room (it wasn't exactly next to his bed but I don't remember where it was originally). The note said something like:>I know what you've been doing. Meet me in the alley before the festivalWhich character, in your opinion, is the most likely one to leave a note like this to Kris?
>>552011963Now we're talking
>>552012016
>>552012087loveable purple creature.
>>552012154GOAT
>>552012238
>>552012050sans
I CALL THIS ONE"THE SALESMAN"TRULY, THE THIRD BEST PIECEINSIDE MY GALLERY
>>552012050Sans
>>552012026No, more rape jokes on /utg/
>>552012050Sans.
>there's a fucking pony adI'm sorry what the fuck?
>>552012486LOOK AT THISCOOL CATI FOUND.
>>552012050Berdly
>>552012026>be noelle>be FIERCELY gay>sexually abused during childhoodthe jokes would write themselves.
i had a dream RedLetterMedia for some reason made a minecraft tournament and fujo pippins was one of the participants. I got very scared because i had just posted a drawing of her on my twitter and now /utg/ oc pippins would be popular
>>552012192
>>552012882Deltarunetimer…
>>552012654He's dead.
>>552012704That would be balanced by Dess also being molested but straight for Kris/Azzy
would you still love ralsei if he just now discovered that when a person is saving a image from 4chan the folder navigation of where to put the image has a drop down menu at the bottom that allows the user to see "all files" and would thus, if clicked, make a person like numbersfag be able to have his filename count unified in each folder, and he wouldn't need to have a seperate filename count for jpg and png files in each folder. would you still love ralsei if he discovered this feature today in 2025?? ralsei can try defend his stupidity a little and say he didn't know this existed before, so whenever he saved a jpg it only showed jpg files in his folders and thus he didn't know what the actual filename was supposed to be, so ralsei has filenames such as 1.jpg 1.png 1.gif and so on in some same folders.i feel like a retard right now, rightfully so, GOD! DAMN IT!
>>552006061Nobody will find you.
* With the power of the Rules Card, Gaster can only ACT!
it’s still hilarious that toby had to confirm Rouxls is pronounced as rules
>>552012654in the weird route? Wtf
>>552013389>WHAT THE FU~ I MEAN WHAT THE DELTA
>>552013513That'd actually be creepy, especially if we got a clue to that sometime later, like a feather stuck on a bush or something. Then you check the hospital ward, and he's just gone despite the fact that the door was locked, and the nurses are none the wiser.
>>552013501Rockselz Card
Why can the bird be killed before the Ice Key is found in Mantle?
>>552012620
if you are berdly what would you do
>>552013712the bird in stage 1 represents sans, the rest representing undertale's genocide routeyou can only attack the bird after killing everything else and he literally dodges your attacks by flying
>>552013712chapter 2 wasn't supposed to release as a standalone thing
>>552013897Or its ch2 where you the bird can be killed just in time after noelle accumulated enough power to cast snowgrave.
Isles of NorthernlightGO TO NORTHERNLIGHTNorth = cold, snow (obvious)Light = light, our light, THE HOLY
>>552013897fucking FINALLY, someone gets iti've been considering dipping my toes to make a theory video explaining the entirety of MANTLE because it's so obvious but people just misunderstand everything about it but the only thing throwing me off from it is that i've got a shit voice
>>552013962you don't have noelle yet in stage 1
>>552013712The first part of Sword Route is just setting up the going off the rails = scary stuff is going to happen motif and isn't 1:1 to any Deltarune eventsYou don't kill the bird by freezing it in part 1 you do it by creatively applying your knowledge by killing the trees first
>>552013151Did you not notice that images were missing in a folder when you were saving a, let's say, gif?But to answer your question(s), yes.
>>552014120The idea of breaking trees is important howeverWe know this because the trees become Hometown trees in boards 2 and 3There’s is something “just beyond what we can see,” out of bounds, where the forest would grow
>>552014008the game is a complete analogous explanation how the no mercy route (twisted route) will play and how the weird route will lead to it.but first, we need the sword.
>>552013081>still hasn't played chapter 4
did you guys really turn dess into a psychotic pedophile?
>>552014352>inb4 you get to chop down tree behind which Eggman is hiding
>>552014434He's fallen down.
>>552014413Do you think that crafting the Twisted Sword in Chapter 5 or 6 would allow us to get it in Chapter 1?
what if the egg man is just a quirky tree darkner, and at some point he turns around to reveal his face?
>>552014476I would bet this has something to do with the song from the sea, tooTo Susie it sounds like it’s coming from the other side of the lakeThat is, outside of the established bounds of the game worldAnd she only starts to hear it once she learns the final prophecy, and starts seriously thinking about changing fate; at least, that’s how I interpret itThere’s something beyond what we can see, something in-between, and something buried deep (ROOTS)
>>552014520Weird thing to masturbate to but whatever.
>>552014630Susie's gonna dive into the lake to find the Dark Presence from Alan Wake at the bottom
>>552014670Kris renacted that Evangelion scene.
>>552014560you know toby writes his games cyclically, that we can play the game to completion and something will tell us that we have unfinished busisness to attend.with the sword resting in the castle town chest.after a complete weird route with the SWORD-flag enabled, our interaction with susie at the start of the game would drastically change with us not trying to reform the bully, instead she never learns her lesson, probably kills lancer by accident, thus having lost her emotional anchor, she then never entertains the idea of friendship at all and goes all out with the bully-act that you of course support by being the weirdo in the game prior.susie will be by your side no matter what route you play, but i can see that a fight might break out between the two of you in the pursuit of power, rather than the clichée "H-HOW COULD YOU!?" type of thing.at least i see a fight between us ans susie or a fight between (YOU) and kris because kris clearly fights our influence and will probably resort to drastic measures to make sure he can't harm his friends anymore - this might end in his death and us attaining the true vessel, which is what FREEDOM is about.nothing to restrict you anymore.no friends to hold you back.no kris to constantly cancel out what you do/did.this "kris" <ENTER_PLAYERNAME_HERE> will not crawl out of scenes and pluck you out of their meatsuits to do things, which might spiral into worse things.that's just my theory, though.
What if the Egg Man is the Walrus
>>552014352If Chapter 1 never receives any other update, it might be the reason why the Tree does not appear in any other Chapter in a Weird Route...
Will we ever get playable Berdly, Catti and/or Jockington?
>>552014938I think Dess already did. She tried to see too far, to take her sister to the big city like she promised, tried to go past the trees and leave Hometown and found… something. Something awful. The poor children!Do you remember that desert map in Halo 3 where if you tried to go out of bounds and leave the map to explore that distant structure you would inevitably be killed by “the Guardians”? That’s what it makes me think of
>>552014352Maybe the flannel wearing Christmas tree cutting down christmas trees in the anniversary stream has some meaning to Deltarune
>>552014564>darkners are formed from the imaginations of lightners>trees sometimes have knots in their bark that resemble faces, which has inspired a trope of talking trees and forest spirits in folklore and fantasy>if darkners existed in the ancient world, they'd have to be derived from rocks and trees and suchif an old tree was cut down, and its wood ended up in several different places, what would happen to the tree's darkner?>there is a man here.>(kris inspects the tree again)>there isn't a man here.
What if Fave had to fight Eric Bloodaxe Olsen
>>552014630The song from the sea is my least favorite Deltarune mystery. It's just so lazily added into the dialog of a joke character without context.
>>552015309no
>>552015254NTA, but imagine if getting the Golden Ending is locked behind doing the Weird/Twisted Route, since at the end of it you get the means to defeat the utlimate evil. The Prophecy says something to the effect of "Only by destroying each other shall the Heroes wipe the slate clean, undoing their bond along with history's course". You start a new save, and now the Soul has more control, the characters are sort of the same, but also subtly sterile and obedient, they no longer bear the spark that drove them before. You're at the wheel now, and the plan all along was to guide the Heroes to unlock your true control.Probably not what's gonna happen, but imagine.
>>552014938Deltarune by Dr. Gaster & Mr. Scratch
>>552016042I think we have the clues to figure it out. It’s a song coming from out of bounds. That immediately makes me think of Dess, and the song of the Sirens. Onion-san went missing, so I don’t think following the song is a good idea. I think it’s a facet of the general out-of-bounds secret-hunting freedom-searching idea, and not its own separate thing.
>>552016228Doc Scratch?
>>552014560Probably something like the duplicate egg that shows up in Asgores fridge when you replay the game
>>552015389>Dess got 6 stars and fell out of the map after trying to enter cheats
>>552014445Its the cycle of abuse
sadly
What if Temmy shoves all the eggs into Berdly's cloaca?
>>552016893who the fuck is temmy
>>552016963Temmy Dess nuts lmao
>>552012050Kris
>>552016147I think Weird Route is too driven by Kris's weird desires and violent tendencies to truly be the Player Takes Control route, it just doesn't seem to be the direction the plot is going
>>552016256The problem is the execution. This just shouldn't come from Onion-San.
>>552016147i think the game is trying to teach us sometihng about being a [[BIG SHOT]].they thematically introduce "freedom" as both a song sequence, as something we get when we get STRONGER, but the question is: FREEDOM from what?i think it will be ultimate.we will be FREE from kris holding us back, FREE of friends that slow us down. we will be immaculate in many ways, but there comes a cost at being the strongest thing there is.in a world where you are the the strongest, there will be no second place because the second person is already an opponent that demands you test your strength against them.so you will have no friends, but a growing list of enemies that will fall before you.>WITH A BAT IN YOUR HAND, EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A BALL.i think dess is deltarune's analog to chara with her propensity to violence.in a way, she was used up.will we fall victim to the same pitfalls of power corrupting us?will the end of the weird route throw noelle in the same hole as dess? is this why (You) need to become stronger? so we can be in that hole?
>>552017078Me when Jockington theories
>>552015254My prediction since Susie drew attention to the fact Kris always had the knife on him, the repeat playthrough intro scene will be Kris threatening Susie with a knife to follow his orders.
>>552017506what toby did to jockington and catti pisses me off
Is Kris summoning a demon just a red herring?
You should NEVER pay attention to GAGSHIT characters
thanks for theoryposting.i really enjoy that.
>>552017796okay sans
>i post genuine retardation >the usual haters don't bite and refuse to call me a retardi feel slightly offended for real>>552014183yes i did notice that, but i had no idea what i could do about it until now. also thank you :D <3
>>552017072This is more just something I thought would be cool if it happened than any prediction. I think it'd be kinda fitting if in order to get the perfect ending in one timeline you'd have to absolutely fuck up another, to the point that the consequences can be felt beyond. It's like the game saying "well, you wanted absolute freedom to achieve total happiness for everyone - you finally did it, knock yourself out." Except that just ends up meaning the Soul takes away everyone's control to micromanage everything to perfection, and the Golden Ending becomes something absolutely artificial. Then perhaps you get a chance to go back and try again for an ending that is more bittersweet, but the characters aren't brutalized and twisted into hollow shells in order to get to it.
>oh look people are talking about deltarune again>someone made adult risque fanart of noelle and people are losing their shitwhen did this fandom become so annoying
>>552018016>upset we call you retarded when you are actually retarded>more upset when you pretend to be retarded and everybody can tell/doesn't carelmao.
>>552018163shut up gayboy
>>552015389I remmeber downloading a custom map that had built a tunnel out to that skull but apparently you can just drop a lot of mines and prevent the guardian missile spam.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbIF5cLei84
>>552018353>gayboyyou'd wish, poopnoodle.
>>552018410okay gayboy, whatever you say gayboy
GIWTWM
>>552018624>numbers just slapping down kraut with a well deserved L first thing after I wake upIt's going to be a good day.
>>552017072If it wasn't a route about Kris's own desires, what would be the point? Going in blind the player doesn't l have any intrinsic motivation for mind breaking and killing two goofy side characters.
>>552018370THERE’S A SKULL OUT THERE?
Deltarune Emblem
If Deltarune was a good game eggs would add permanent and irreversible difficulty increases to the game
Since I started touching myself in my early teens and now i'm in my 30's does that make me a groomer?Did I groom myself?
>>552018786>Going in blind the player doesn't l have any intrinsic motivation for mind breaking and killing two goofy side characters.it’s cause I wanna fight Sansy again
>>552018858Yeah, I distinctly remember getting my Katana in Halo 3 after all this time and mythic multiplayer map skulls was a thing for some reason. I can't remember if the skulls actually did anything in forge/MP it was just them being funny and adding another way to get gamerscore in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SNyvTlynTI
>>552018779just seems like doubling down on being a teensy little faggot.
>>552018779<3
>>552018632Can't stop imagining the warmth, the softness, my manlet body being enveloped by her huge fluffiness ;-;
>>552019160sans…
>>552019036It was until I backed him up on it. Then it became a triple down.
Fave was touched by The Angel
>>551993046>give players "another chance"The thing is that only players that submitted a response the first time get to participate. The "another chance" is more akin to another opportunity for the questioner who only cares to communicate with the initial respondants.It's not so much that you have to find the "correct" answer so much as it is a survey with a filterarion process.Whoever is behind the survey deems certain respondants more interesting than the rest and proceeds with asking only those few more questions.Everyone is treating this like an ARG where you have to "win" and less like what is actually just more cryptic hints at the future chapters for hardcore fans to chew on while we WAIT.
You will never be fluffy
>>552019205I'm NOT sans, I'm Anonlet
>>552019342>You will never be fluffy
erm…..stop talking about…….. the game………the pillars are…………. speaking……………
>>552019220i don't think you quite understand the situation.it's okay to be retarded and you are VERY okay.
>>552019428He's just like meeee frrr
>>552019428kek
>>552019028I love learning new things about my childhood games. Thank you. This is one of the feelings Toby has been desperately trying to capture.
>>552019445I might be retarded but at least you still took the time out of your day to tell me as much instead of not caring about it. I think the L is still yours, ultimately.
>>552019624and we established that thinking isn't your trade.
>>552016256Sirens?
>>552019736Have you not read the Odyssey?
>>552019445>you are VERY okay doomerhoney sweetie piekrautsie wautsie bautsie my dearest gremlin when will you confess your rainbow flag gay love? do you happen to be that one anon that has been posting about having a thread crush? big if true.
>>552019583I like how they just gave up on keeping people out of bounds by Halo 2 and just started adding in easter eggs, skulls, and guardian kill walls out of bounds instead of just spamming invisible walls harder. Halo 2 speedruns in particular are hilarious when you combine janky level design and the janky sword lock on pathing to fly across maps way out of bounds near instantly while still hitting the level triggers to progress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhREwVEA7Y
>>552008407Bro eats like a fucking gallon of yoghurt a week.
DOVAHFAVE
>>552008407
All the ARGs were a mistake. All the blog posts and crap from the first Spamton sweepstakes should have been encounters in cyber city or in Hometown
>>552005552
I had a dream that Susie freaks out during the festival and turns everyone down, Kris, Noelle, Berdly, everyone, we know Susie been denying the prophecy and I feel like this is another thing she'll also defy, the romantic aspect for Susie feels like a massive bait and switch and I'm not falling for it
>>552020438Deltarune is a late 2000s webcomic with interactive battles
>>552019736https://youtu.be/R2hNqg-AIcc
>>552020181TORI WANT SUN SNU
>>552020579i unironically believe something like that could be moderately popular today but then i remember flash is kill
>>552020774>SUN SNUwhat
>>552020308>Drinking weebslop alcohol Drink a beer like a real man, not that teenybopper hard soda bullshit.
>>552020137Toris face looks terrible
>>552020851*SNU SNU
>>552020851tori wants to fuck the sun
>>552020531wa
>>552020851TORI WILL FUCK THE SUN
>>552020726Do you think Ralsei is making himself float a bit here to hide the weight of his cake gobbling ass? He would be so embarrassed if he was too heavy for Kris to pick up
TORI WANT SUN TZU
>>552020851Sun Snu, the hypersexual alter ego of Sun Tzu
>>552020876I drink cider, not beer. I was just drinking that on top of my usual pints of cider. Beer isn't a particularly manly drink either.
Ralsei is actually dangerously obese it’s just every time we see him on camera he’s sucking his gut in really hard
>>552020851don’t ask what happened when Toriel got to the surface
Weird Route is Why Did Chara Make Me Do That but for real
fave be like “i’m morbidly obeast”
>>552021120
>>552021067I was about to say, I drink beer like a real man and I'm pretty gay. Good cider is always nice too. Honestly hard alcohol might be the gayest, you need it for cocktails and drinks at the gay bar.
>>552021067>Beer isn't a particularly manly drink either.Yes it is. That's why women HATE it.Drinking cider is acceptable if you're a country bumpkin hick. Are you a country bumpkin hick?
why did Gaster program a route where we destroy his game
>>552020960I mean, he is still made of fluff glued together with dreams. Now when his developing personality triggers a Lightner transformation, he's gonna have a whole bunch of awkward questions about his new form to ask Kris.
>>552021106It goes up into his ears.
I drink wine like a real gay boy
>>552020851*SON SNU (SNU SNU WITH KRIS)
>>552021319Not him but yes. Cider is a beloved beverage by all communities who have apple orchards. The only ones who can't appreciate cider are the ones who don't have any
I’m pretty sure I’m gay but man gay people are gross and annoying so I’ll never identify that way
I’m 21 but I refuse to drink alcohol or beer noo thank you
>>552021319I live in a small town in Northern Ireland, so maybe. I also know lots of women who love beer.>>552021302I never got the whole "That drink is gays bullshit" It's just a drink, plus hard alcohol is far stronger than a regular beer, like 9-10 times stronger
>>552021574Just be cringe and free and get a cute furry BF.
I only drink water with ice hehe glugglugglug
>>552021302>>552021652I never mentioned being gay. I said like a real man. Real men can be gay. I'm not homophobic.
>>552021652You catholic or protestant?
beer tastes like piss
>>552021815lmao I'm not getting drawn into that bullshit. I was raised Catholic but I don't do religion any more, nor the petty bullshit that goes on in this country.
>>552021652>IrishWho's gonna tell him
>>552021652That anon you're replying to is a dumbass who doesn't know beer. Women can find plenty of beers that suit their tastes>>552021691I did just that recently but I haven't told the thread about it yet
>>552021652new lore for scottish cult anon?
>>552020876Real men drink Sapporo
>>552022023>>552022112
Did Toby add in The Symptons as a reference to the fact that Kris is just Bart and Susie is just Nelson
>>552022041Congrats on the cute gay furry bf.
>>552022112
Fave got brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
>>552011439https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__S49vV1nIY&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
>>552022112Burger anon...
>>552021691No. I will die alone, instead.
>>552022195>>552022436I failed geography
>>552022476Nice
>>552021334Gaster wasn't the greatest person
>>552010504>552010164Tf did I miss
>>552010504did i finally lose pillar-privileges?
>>552022476I've watched the first run of total drama island probably 4 or 5 times, it's so good. The ridonculous race season is almost just as good
>>552021334A NEW FUTUREIS AT HAND.YOU WILL CRAFTMY DELTARUNE.
>>552023194No, we need you still.
>>552023441what do you mean "we"?
>>552023581Royal We, otherwise known as pluralis majestatis.I'm speaking for the thread from a position of absolute authority.
>>552023818fuck you for giving us faggots a bad name
>>552023885>I want to you kill yourselfMinor syntax mistake I win.
Does anyone have that picture where sans says "human why are you so retro" and Frisk has an overly detailed sprite
Deltarune True Ending will be a rhythm game section where (You) jitterbug with Gaster
>>552023818You don't need to school me on grammatical features present in my language.standard german has two flavors:>german>bereaucratic german (evolved from hoity toity king's court type speech)which is why we have a cordial pronoun for strangers, superiors or people of respect.
>>552021574Same, like geeze I get it you like men so do I, but can you shut up about it or do you not have an actual personality? Why be a thread personality if you're so boring.
>>552024297>the amount of eggs you consumed determines whether you have enough mass to twerk on par with the Creator
>>552024306We don't have many remnants of royal speak over here but legalese is pretty similar.
>>552024297If there's a fight against Gaster, I hope Toby will make a silly dance for him like he did for Jevil and Gerson
>>552024464My Twerky can be even Quirkier than his!?
>>552022243Homer Maggie Bart, Homer Maggie Bart, Lisa
Can’t wait for gaster to be green
Fave will eat the sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnUzXPPp-6A>Gaster if he was a motivational speaker
>>552024648german legalese also uses this nebulous "we" even if its an "i" as they speak for a congromlerate or for the sake of the investors that speak through a person.it's pretty simple.in other news: i became so confident in my FINALE playing that i can play that i can play without any sustain and it sounds okay.
>>552025102(with you)
Goofy dancing Gaster reminds me of how the Mandela Catalog became a joke and stopped being scary
>>552025270if these were made with a 3d printed cookie cutter, you are going to be eating plastic
>>552025102Alphys's sun dried tomatoes ray backfired
Like, uh, hey,
>>552025102suspiciously sun shaped glowing fave declaring they're outta suns
>>552025270cute
Id rather play northern blight than Deltarune
>>552025496*urp* kinda spicy tho
>>552025660Link To The Past Romhack
>>552025102Sun = my ass
>>552022041>Women can find plenty of beers that suit their tastesyeah i don't think i'll take my woman advice from the permavirgin general. i've known very very few women who actually enjoyed beer.
maybe things took a
I want to see Toriel wearing Stocking's outfit holding a little anon plush
Jolly Route
>>552025178Post it.
Hey guys, it's me, Shayy! Happy New Year!!
Fave's fave asmr trigger?
Salt Route
>Steals ur new year
Hey guys, it's me, Slayy! Faggy New Year!!
WHO ARE YOUWHO ARE YOUWHO ARE YOU
Which ut/dr characters would still listen to kanye and which would "cancel" him?
When no one was looking, Shayy took forty pronouns. He took 40 pronouns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Hey guys, it's me, Toby Fox! Go FUCK yourselves!!!!
>>552026378THAT'S WHEN I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD, GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
>>552020930fuck you mean "wa"
>>552026378Kris and Queen still listen to his music. Napstablook wants him canceled.
>>552026184>Spamton >coins clinking
>>552026184fave's likes lo-fi visual asmr that doesn't show the person's face as they poke something at the camera
berdly
...
The "unused" text is Noelle after we sacrifice her.
>>552026330I don't know why but it made me think of Still Alive
>>552026152New years is TOMORROW you stupid diddler
>>552026330Kino.Artist source?
Gonna spend New Years Eve getting drunk and playing vidya, then going downstairs and ringing in the new year at midnight with the family
>>552026091Best I have is Frisk and Chara in that artstyle.
>>552026330why did mettaton become a leg based serial killer
>>552027023https://x.com/ascii_txt
>>552025963Depends where youre at. obvs in ireland girls drink giness heavy, in america not really.
>>552027098Gonna spend New Year's Eve with my friends in another city to hopefully stop feeling like Deltarune has bound itself to my internal organs and vital vessels.
Having sex with Fave until the year 2026
>>552027184Cute!>>552027623lmao always good to have a break
fave has been spending so many hours building railway tunnels in minecraft that they are getting minecraft tunnel syndrome, and that's bad.
>>552027098New Years Eve is tomorrow though
>>552027864Build a grand elevated railway bridge across two mountains or something.
>>552025982Left Turn?
>>552027098Going to spend it at Church like I have every year.
>>552027943I know, silly
>>552026378Dess cause she don't got internetShe also still listens to R Kelly despite seeing the tapes
>>552027098I'm gonna spend it drinking champagne and playing board games with my family because we're a bunch of NERDS
>>552003131Im never watching that video because the pic alone sums up the theory but valid theory nonetheless
>>552028237Do you want a prize
>>552025115For me this is Gaster's canon voice now
>>552028419Sounds fun anon, I like nerds!
>>552026127>https://voca.ro/1cUhqZUKma2Mfirst bit is with sustain enabled.second is with sustain disabled.notes suddenly sound less full, the sound actually stops the moment you let go and it's a perfect casual filter for people that play too easy, slow and shows when strokes are not complex enough.sustain is aim assist for keyboard players.
Fave is a squatter in Hometown.
>>552025115Is there a single idea Toby didn't plagiarize?
Fave didn't draw first blood, they did!
>>552029216no
>>552028149i am currently building a minecraft railway tunnel that is going into the water towards a ruined portal located in the water down below. i looked at a guide on how to remove the water out of the watertunnel after i finish constructing it and close all outside water from getting in. the water removal blocks are called "sponge blocks", which i assume will only work correctly if the infinite water from the ocean outisde the tunnel has no way of getting in. i could've used a different strategy too now that i think about it, i could've just built a sort of "pillar tunnel" that does not have any inside hole at the start of the construction, building the pillar tunnel from outside basically, and then when i start digging the hole into the tunnel the water blocking walls will already be in place, and the water will simply not be in the tunnel, problem with that strategy though is that one could accidentally dig into the outer wall and all hell breaks loose. but i suppose both the "regular tunnel first, sponges later" and the "filled pillar tunnel" strategies both have risks to them when building a water tunnel.
>>552029480>filled pillar tunneli cum
>>552028713I am good.
>>552004838i like AMM
Notice how he never responded?Must have hit too close to home.
>>552029025Wow, that's actually good. Good job, Kraut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WWJatcaNoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC6VHJTeTFg
I'm surprised Toby Fox hasn't had a complete and total Twitter meltdown about something stupid yet.
>>552029942it could be better.
>>552029025Okay for a beginner but keep practicing
>>552027098I am gonna spend it sad and cry and read romance manga and then uncry and rinse and repeat
>>552025115I remember this being posted here for Gaster in the Chapter 1 days.
>>552029995He domestically abuses the deltarune homunculi chained up in his basement
>>552026347I amII am Poop Dog
>>552030112Aww
>>552029995He has other accounts
>>552030097yeah, i won't get any better, unfortunately.my fingers aren't that nimble.songs like "from now on" actually filter me because i can't play an asynchronous complex backtrack as the song goes, especially if the front is a fast-paced.
>>552029995Only people that melt down are normies and newgens. Just read through the archive of his starmen and msp posts and you can see very little bothers him
>>552029804Nice, but what does this have to do with american marriage ministries?
Use the scroll bar below to find the diddy ahh blud that is Not Like Us, then click Next.
Balls
fave loves it when food goes down the wrong pipe!!!! owwww
need to deck carols halls
>>552029995Why would he? If you didn't know, the average, moderately sane person doesn't actually air out their grievances on the internet. The ones who do are an exception and terminally online.
*slams opens door*What do you MEAN 2025 is over???? Like, it just doesn't just refresh and come back????? That is stupid, Mike, reload my save file....Mike?
>>552030667Potatoes up the tailpipe are never fun.
>>552030957irish anon....
>>552030957I got something fun for your tailpipe *grabs dick*
>>552030948Look on the bright side, we're at the halfway(?) point to Chapter 5's release.
>>552031013Rude! That wasn't me!
>>552030473the lack of a "Venue" for a marriage to take place in is evocative of The White Martian's attempts at destroying the concept of a "Home" in the Absolute Martian Manhunter comic which is a minor inspiration for my little AU
the toriel avatarfag is now my new thread nemesis>and why is that?because, because.... uhh...shut up stop asking questions
>>552031502I think I'm gonna ask a question
This spamtong makes me laugh so hard he looks like the bottom in that doomsday manwha everyone's made fun of
>>552031502>avatarfagI just post random pics of her when I post, not an avatarfag, dumb dumb
>>552031502Anon is a teetotaler
It's so cold outside I don't want to do SHIT today
fave wonders whats for dinner
>>552031764What doomsday manwha, asks Alphys, eager to addnto her collection
>>552031764He needs an emergency infusion of giant fries and burgers immediately
I still don't know why the gaster blasters look like turtle skulls.
>>552031882Oh good finally someone says it *drops everything and goes back to playing Suzerain*
>>552031502You aren't a real nemesis when you aren't seeing him everywhere and seething over Toriel existing.
>>552031837>I just post random pics of her when I postThat's literally what avatarfagging is you dumb mick.
Fave has a benign tumor, but we'll put them down anyway.
>>552032296Nah, avatarfagging is using the same pics over and over again.
>>552032294i will become a good nemesis, i become, hatored, angared, my soul turns BLACK every time i see toriel avatarfag, i will become... fobby NEO, the destroyer of worlds...
Character that says friending instead of fagging not to be funny but because they don't like saying faggot
>>552031912It's called Doomsday Protector and it's responsible for gems such as picrel
>>552032628
>>552032634I've never heard the term fagging. How is it used?
>>552032815"hey you! stop fagging up the place!"
>>552032749>toriel avatarfag insults me >AGAINmy fobby mode duration only extends by another 365 days ever tiem btw
Ralsei is the false prince. It's Metatron who inscribes all knowledge and would know the prophecy.
>>552032634what a faggot
Asking fave if you can bum a fag
>>552032634I say faveposter
>>552025982It annoys me how unnatural weird route sounded there
>>552032634Literally me. I only use it to refer to Kris sometimes when it's funny and that dipshit homophobic cat when I'm really mad.
>>552032628You pale to the /v/ threads threadshitter and FOBby and FOBBy the second.
>>552033178did it sound... weird...?
>>552033028hey he's just a recording [angel]
>>552033007You tell'em anon
>>552032481Posting pics of the same character is still avatarfagging even if it's a new image every time and thus a violation of the global rules
>>552033247What is FOB/FOBBY?
>>552033419You would ban literally all of /utg/ if we can’t post our faves.
>Irish poster likes Toriel because she's also an alcoholicVery telly
>>552032634That character would be my least fave
>>552033526Fuck off birdshit. A guy that spammed Snowgrave everytime Berdly was posted. FOBby the second was Doomer shitting on Tasquefag with wall of texts.
>>552033578prohibition really broke you guys huh
>>552033247>>552033380grrrr never underestimate me again! for i win this time around! NYEHEHEHE foolish torielfag never saw this day coming. they thought they could prance around the thread just fine and dandy around my watchful eye! but oh noe! i smited them downright proper! remember this lesson for the future, for i will not be so merciful next time! MUAHAHAHA
>>552033738oh god please show up in chapter 5 please just a crumb of trousle please
>>552033738I like you anon, you're fun. Toriel would probably give you a big hug.
>>552033537And That's A Good Thing.
>>552033419>numberstranny doing this Yikes
>>552033913>>552033945thank you for the praise my frens, i work hard on my funposts :D
What do you do if you want to go on a diet but food just tastes too goodJevil asked this because he's fat
I asked a woman on another site who was looking for New Year's ideas in my town if she'd like to hang out and go to a bar downtown, she said "that sounds fun!" but then when I said I was 28/M she never responded
>>552034053Nasty 2faced cunt
FAG ITSUCKGROPE ITSLAP IT
>>552034031numberstroon transformation sequence!>https://youtu.be/5lC3y4jq6V0?list=RD5lC3y4jq6V0
>>552034031what?>>552034301what?
its time for indomie
Kris is CloudDess is Zack
>>552034434Me? Gongaga.
>>552034434if Noelle is Aerith there is an issue
>>552033419>attached one of his files oh no numbers keks…>>552034352kill yourself
>>552034053>It was numbersfagRuined.
>>552034215I wonder why they wouldn't want to spend time with a winner like you?
>>552034697saved actually
>>552034434
>>552034215How old was she
>>552034828look man I get that I'm a BPD autistic freak that nobody loves you don't have to rub it in>>55203485325
Irishanon is an alias of col
>>552034975i stand like this and say things like this
I always check for a general on /vg/ before I agree to buy my son a new gameSo I can feel it out and see what kind of weird stuff it might expose him toI can tell you with absolute certainty after perusing this dumpster fire that my son will not be getting Deltarune for his Switch 2We're sticking with Mario Kart
>>552004838Tonight, WE FEAST!
>>552034950I wouldn't rub it in if you didn't sad post asking for buttpats. I think that's a fair deal personally.
>>552035262Lol
>>552035262waow.... a veritable smorgasbord........
i’m sad can someone give me buttpats said fave
>>552035262kek
>>552035173Dad, I played it like 3 months ago already
>>552035262>LÜLgoys they are making fun of us!!!
>>552034975If Deltarune actually released back in 2011 then a coma theory would have hit the community like crack
>>552034950Just record a hit indie lofi guitar album about your complicated feelings about life and include some obscure Deltarune references for the real ones. You gotta release it before you hit like, 32 though depending on how twinkish you remain because after that you gotta get some muscle on you and grow solid facial hair.
Tenna wiggling his massive ass in your face and asking for buttpats
>>552034173Calorie counting and portion controlAfter a couple of weeks your body will get used to it and you won't feel as hungry but it WILL suck for a little bit said Alphys (has went on several diets and never managed to keep her goal weight)
>>552034950Its so over
>>552034173eat ENOUGH but don't over-eat, try to control yourself, build a little restraint and try to move when you have nothing to do.
>>552035262lol nice. Hey, you live in the same timezone as me
>>552035490I'm so glad I gave him to Mettaton, I'm not seeing his ugly mug in MY castle town until the Roaring if it's like a safe zone
>>552035173Deltarune chapters 1-2 are free so Toby could successfully groom millions of children
>>552035714More email and TV ass for me then *obscene slapping noises*
>>552034961I don't even know what that means, fucking hell this thread is so schizo
>>552036002>He hasn't even been handed a dossier yetYou're in for a rough time pal
god what i would give to get a chance to fuck tenna....
>>552036029
>>552036002I've been here only a few days and I can tell you what that means. Everyone knows who Crusader of Light is. He's kind of a big deal around here.
>>552033913*plaps pic down*BOOM.Papyrus Deltarune. You're welcome.
>>552036224
>>552036191Anon, I've posted here for years. I usually post for a few weeks then duck out for a while because it's so fucked. So I don't know who have the thread schizos are that get mentioned.>>552036271Uh huh
>>552035173Crossworlds is better.
>>552034434Truth nuke
DON'T SAY PLAPS
>>552036360They look like machines or capsules in the thumbnail
>>552036271I've been here only a few days and its all so confusing. Things are moving too quickly! 2 am can't come soon enough!
All (Yes and I do mean ALL) the Deltateens masturbate to some of the Fortnite skins. We all got our favorites.
>>552036029i fixed your free space problem.
>>552036474
>>552036569thank you kraut holiday the female woman of /utg/
Painter please join the server
plop
>>552036569Ruined
>>552036714not painter but is the minecrap server up??????????????
>>552036719plip plop
>>552036360
plapper in the crapper
>>552036529Susie doesn't do that and she only plays Krunker
>>552036719plin plin plon
>>552036913
Cute TV wishes you a great day
hello everyone this is my new burgerpants fanart please enjoy
>>552036474PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>552036714She won’t because pippins dykes disgust her
>>552036474>gote>plap>shote>delish>hooman>kraut>doomer>temfag>tasquefag>numbersthese and all variations should be on your filter if you want to enjoy these threads.
>>552037117Someone will fall for this again
>>552037056thank you cute tv man. i am having a good day *smooch*
>>552037042
>>552037215You might as well just turn the computer off at this point and go outside.
>>552037281we should all do this anyway
>>552037272
>>552037031Let true dark be cast upon this world
>>552037281We should. #FuckTheInternet
>>552037417i already have to fuck oyu
>>552037215What did hoomans do?
>>552037417Ew no*double checks to see if window is sealed shut and closes curtain*
>>552037138https://litter.catbox.moe/7zn3ldenchtyww87.jpg
hello everyone. this is my new fanart of sans from undertale. i hope you enjoy it <3
>>552037432
>>552037517come over >>552037584the fresh air will be good for you, please take care of yourself
>>552036889It’s not up right now but I want her to join because everyone else in there is boring or temfag
>>552037658
>>552036730when there is one thing i like, it is to ruin things for everyone.
>>552036714I don't think painter has minecrap
>>552037720No you chose the other anon to fuck now I am gonna double cry in the dark
>>552037829
>>552038000Have you asked her
I love being boring
>>552038000Of course not, he's an austrian painter, he plays meinkampf.
i love sleepykinq
>>552037417but its dark and im cold
>>552038071
>>552037818There isn't much painter can do to make the server interesting
>>552038017we can fuck too, the more the merrier>>552038229cold air is good for you
>>552038350
It's 46 degrees outside where was this weather on CHRISTmas day?
NEKKID GRANDMAW
>>552037984
>>552038617finally you unshat the shit.it's de-shitted.
>>552038485It sounds like you’re coping because you’re not fun to play with
>>552038590
fave now has to operate a MG34
>>552038485i see the luster is wearing off
>>552038868
>>552036529Bro I just caught Lancer spinning around the Chun Li skin in the menu
>>552037818>>552038757Anon desperately trying to get a /utg/ gf
>>552039040that sounds like TERRIBLE idea.
>>552038971
>>552038229Im here for you *brings my lamp over and grips you all over until we settle on a position*
uh oh sisters, minecraft dramabomb
8 Disturbing Things Found Shoved Up Fave's Asshole
This is a tactic by the server to talk with the drawfag they idolize
>>552039131
>their server is already dying LMFAO
Listen unless you're 200 pounds and above, stop trying to fuck the 19 year old zoomer
the real /utg/ minecrap serverit has just me in itit is a survival serversingle playerit isn't even deltarune/undertale relatedwelcome to my world
>>552039307
>>552039183>>552039239>>552039338SPEAK ENGLISH
>>552037591need big dumpy wife for cuddling
>>552039338Obese bisexual and forever single women here take that as an invitation to obsess over her
>>55203933819 year old zoomer here, you have to be below 170lb for me
my new frisk fanart hope you enjoy
unless you're 400lbs or above, stop pretending to be a real /utg/ anon
>>552039391
>>552039338but she’s cute
>>552039338What the fuck are you talking about
>>552039607
*flails my arms around*
>>552039171warmb :)
>>552039764
>>552039487Very funny that you think it's the women who are obsessed.
>>552039706The "Painter" person anons keep talking about is a 19 year old girl that loves fat men. Not all, but plenty of anons want to get closer to her for obvious reasons.
Faking being a drawfag with AI so I can score a /utg/ girlfriend
>>552038562.....!!!BIIIIG THINK coming oh boy come on get it together COME ON BIG BOY*spasms for a bit**ding.mp3*NotAsriel2 is The Knight. Ralsei is NotAsriel, but if Ralsei looks like Asriel because of Kris, NotAsriel2 is also NotRalsei and is Dess' vision of Asriel, and is basically Nega Ralsei. 1. Solved.
>>552039820I will alsoDance
no chapter 5 make /utg/ go CWAZY
>>552039941that would be pathetic even if you didn't use AI.its just extra pathetic with AI
>>552039820
>>552040013That's why we're getting Chapter 5 on Jan 1st. RIGHT, TOBY?
>>552040001>>552040027
>>552039941This
[[hochi mama]] HOT TRANNIES IN YOUR AREA[[enl4rge yourse1f]] NOW WITH [[#undertail]]
>>552040001>>552040157
>>552022178real men don't drink*
>>552040258
Genuinely, why isn't there much pacifist games if Undertale is so successful? I remember how big that concept was back when Undertale was hot in the mid-2010s.
>>552040389>>552040471
>>552040583
Let me be a contrarian and say what most people visualize chapter 5 is just chapter 1 again>oh wow, a medieval kingdom and there’s great importance regarding the king’s son!it’s like during the big WAIT where everyone thought chapter 3 will be some big sprawling metropolis like cyber world.
>>552040323reverse undertale theory crippled this fandom so badly it's unreal
>>552039338>acting like her being 19 is a turn off
>>552040583>>552040635Time for me to get some sleep, been nice posting with you anons
>>552040635>>552040829G'bye anon, hope you groove in your dreams too
why isn't there a stardew valley game but with an entire cast of monsters trying to build a peaceful society away from humans
>>552040425It's a boring way to play a game like Fallout or Postal 2 that are based around the idea of ultra violence being your main method of problem solving with conversation and talking it out and patience with the game world being a secondary option for nerds who read books. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXskTL-Fh0o
>>552040814I'm almost 26 years old. She's a little too young for me I gotta say.
Only the anon who looks exactly like the fat human spamton has a chance with painter and that’s the trvke
>>552041039>t. femanon roastoid
>>552040769Reverse undertale has no bearing on it and I actually support it in this case. It doesn’t have to be in the holiday house to be snowdin because chapter 3 was clearly hotland but not superficially fire themed.
>>552041142I'm a man with a cock and balls. I know it must be shocking to see a man not want to fuck girls as young as legally possible but there are a couple.
>>552041014>Thank you for playing, Jesus.I'll admit that one line make's Postal 2 pacifist worthy enough.
>>552040769>reverse undertale theory crippled this fandom so badly it's unrealwhy? by being undeniably correct?just because fans are terrible at interpreting it or understanding that's about the broad strokes and nods rather than 1-1doesn't make the theory bad or any less true.
>>552041150if you're using it that vaguely you might as ignore it entirely
All of you are getting obsessed with painter without considering the very real possibility that she may not like 3DPD at all
I'm in love with my drawfag girlfriend, she's a slut and she's better than you
No offense but I really didnt like pacifist players on tf2 and always blew them up. Its like no dude, it isnt cute, there are baby servers with infinite everything and surf maps and everything go join those, they keep getting our flag and ubering my sentry nest because no one is pushing and I cant play defense and offense at the same time
>>552040013need mo fuzzy cwitters
>>552039536You posted this yesterday.
>>552041438Chapter 3 was about a tv host and was mini game focused.Chapter 5 doesn’t have to EXPLICITLY behave themed around snow. Because it’s IN REVERSE you could make it grassy as a contrast. With the role of papyrus being filled by one of the flowers in his shop. And of course it being when he finally he shows up, hopefully
>>552041150yeah, it could be because sans and papyrus have a more prominent role in chapter 5 which brings in the snowdin connections, reverse undertale theory does have some merit to it, I would've said it was a coincidence at first but the fact the piano puzzles showed up in chapter 4 confirms it for me
>>552041469I think she's admitted to liking fat men in real but I wouldn't know for sure.
>>552041835Don’t forget GERSON BOOM being in this and gamers finally getting to see him as The Hammer of Justice
>>552041596>cant play defense and offense at the same timeSounds like a skill issue to me
>>552041469I think drawing a realistic human spamton says otherwise?
>>552040425I think that since a Toby like needs you to write a lot of dialog AND likable characters. Tobys a lowkirkenuinely good writer, especially when it comes to dialog and characters. He also writes pretty fast too once you consider the time he takes to finish writing a chapter or Undertales development time. Its much easier to just make a game with mindless enemies you kill.
>>552041430it's probably correct if you're only looking at the locations, because shuttah does mention locations that line up as well.my main issue with it is when people argue the characters also line up somehow.>asgore but EVIL darkner>own-brand mettaton darkner x3>gerson, a lightner who already existed in undertale>probably asgore again for chapter 5 except it's the real guy this timewhere's the alphys darkner, the sans, papyrus, toriel darkners? it does not work on that level
>>552042059
>>552042059Kris having a spamton tenna nose would be a pogface from me
>>552041920I need to plap these hoomans
>>552042202WTF me...
>>552041014Isn't disco elsysium an RPG with no combat
I'm a simple man and I like my games with action. I like when guns go bang bang and swords go swing swing.
>>552040769Reverse Undertale theory is thematic. Chapter 5 will mirror Snowdin by starting with the Christmas festival (Snowdin Town), then a forest dark world (Snowdin Forest) and then finish with entering the shelter (exiting ruins).Main boss will be the flower bouquet wanting to impress someone (Papyrus and Sans mirror)
>>552041304More for me. Thanks bro.
>>552042183queen kinda has one at least on giga-form
>>552042614isn’t the festival autumn themed?
>>552042162Oh yeah trying to force every little detail into the reverse UT box is stupid and doesn't work, I agree with that.One of my hottest takes is that Asgore is not going to be a boss at all because that would be utterly stupid and make no sense, people only believe it because they think it'd be cool and it's the most obvious reading of the few hints we've been given.
>>552042646Have fun. Better start putting on those pounds though.
>>552042171Im still waiting for this revealKris knows we are the same llayerbfrom Undertale but we left them alone the past 10 years and theyve been moody since and thats how they know about the soul
>>552040323For all the smart alecks saying Toby was too predictable, no one ever predicted how Chapter 3 would be a meta chapter about the Fun Gang playing games on screen
>>552042614Chapter 5 will probably have some direct nods to Snowdin too. Like I think there will be a bunch of puzzles and a ball game.
>>552042767Everything show about it is Christmas themed.
>>552042364Quit starin at me with them big ass eyes
>>552042783Boss3….
>>552042396Yeah but you can get pretty violent with people in your investigation, Physical Instrument is there for a reasonAnd you have to kill at least two people by the time you solve the case, with maybe one or two extra optional murders. One of the main objectives from the very start of the game is 'find your gun' for a reason, though it's not 100% needed
>>552042949Deltarune isn't the same universe as UT. Rudy was dead in Undertale.
Newbab here, I missed starwalker in chapter 1, how bricked am I?
FemHumans put me to sleep
I think papyrus will show up in chapter 5 but will grillby ever show up in deltarune? as far as I'm aware he isn't even acknowledge in game, in fact he's actively erased with the name on his store being replaced with sans with the apostrophe still there
>>552043059I like when they have big anime eyes... but here, they are closed.
I hope this is the Halloween Hack version of this song! Not that Homestuck piece of shit!
>>552043196Dont you ever shoot down one of my theories ever again
>>552043217everyone will die because of your negligence
>>552043105... is the flower Asgore is holding.
>>552043057oh yeah, right. There was christmassy stuff being put on town hall!>>552043105I’ve seen some speculate that it’s actually the flower
>>552043230perhaps he is a goner
>>552043105Exactly "the most obvious reading of the few hints we've been given". It doesn't matter if it actually makes no sense from a logical or story point of view, the files said Boss3 so Asgore MUST be a boss in Chapter 5.
>>552043270I'm such a faggot~ DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT ONLINE
>>552042903I'll wear a fat suit.
>>552043226... because I am gay btw. Forgot to add that.
>>552043343Yes, Carol. It was a nice theory, Carol.
Painter talking in the magma was a mistake
>>552043578>it actually makes no sense from a logical or story point of viewwhy doesnt it make sense? because asgore wouldn't fight kris?
>>552043410Yes, and Boss1 is actually Queen's car.>>552043450Ice Wolf calls Asgore "flower man," so the evidence is definitely leaning more towards Asgore.
>>552042614My two cents is that the flower in the prophecy panel will be the papyrus mirror. Setting up traps for the fun gang and being very weird about Kris and Asriel.
What if Kris, Susie, and Ralsei all traveled to a Dork World?
>>552043830>Yes, and Boss1 is actually Queen's car.Thinking Asgore is the boss is like thinking the car in the panel is the boss, yes.
i love my boy ralsei
>>552043832the problem with that is that a papyrus-analogy flower would logically be dark blue flower because that's his soul mode. but who according to ms mizzle the 'bluest' flower is female.
>>552044053It’s a dark world set inside berdly’s mind, psychonauts style.
>>552044053Kris and Susie already went to Noelle's house
which character is most likely to an hero in the weird route? alphys?
>>552043782That's my biggest issue yes. People then always have to speculate that he does it because he's been driven mad which just feels hacky to me. I remember people being certain that Toriel would have a big role in chapter 3 and then she just sleeps for the entire chapter. I don't think Toby is as interested in pushing the UT cast into important roles as the fanbase is.
>>552042396One of the first things I did in that game was kick a muscular giga racist in the face just so I could lose health to an uncomfortable chair immediately afterwards.
>>552044084i had no idea this take was so controversial
Asgore = GilgameshRudy = EnkiduFriend = Nergal
>>552041689no i didn't
>>552044112It doesn’t have to explicitly be a male to mirror papyrus.She’d just have to be quirky and silly and oh shit I’m just describing queen aren’t i?
>>552044180Kris is most likely, both routes
>the yellow flower in asgore's room represents noelle>ch5 will be full of asgore commenting on how weirdly they've grown... >the yellow one and the bright yellow one entangled with one another...>the blue one wilted....
>>552044302Kris is only a hero when I self insert as him.
Not enough love for underweight nerds these days
>>552044291Doesn't this debunk Undertale in reverse theory
>>552044291i would like a cute flower girl too. but my point was more that a girl flower cannot be the 'flower man' the prophecy panel refers to>>552044190ah, but what if we have parted company with kris by then?
>>552044456No? A character mirroring papyrus doesn’t have to be a skeleton or go “NYEH HEH HEH”
>>552003191Sorry, I went to bed.>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>552044259The Evrart Claire interview is one of the best unconventional boss fights in gaming.
>>552044101Ralsei loves you too!
>>552043832Yeah, I think the flowers are the papyrus while Asgore is the Sans.>>552044112Queen mirrors EX and she's a girl, plus nothing it says it has to be that flower and not all of them in general, or the golden flower itself.
>>552044274Who takes the role of Utnapishtim?
>>552043729they put me to sleep and i’m bi
>>552044518It says “FLOWER MAN TRAPPED IN ASYLUM” so it’s still referring to asgore.
>>552044684excellent, truly, excellent, now that i have acquired ralseis love, all of the world will be mine.
>>552044284You did because I said "she cute" to itI will say it againShe cute.
>>552044614good morning anonymaus. did you dream
oh, waittrapped in asylumit has to be the flower that's the bossasgore keeps them in glass casesit's a flower-man
Alright i'm gonna go watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, have fun kids.
>>552044112I wouldn't like a flower being the papyrus replacement soley due to the fact that papyrus haven't showed up all game yet, if we're getting sans involved this chapter which is likely due to asgore jealously over him being with toriel, then it'll feel like a waste to have papyrus still be gone when you teased him so much
>>552044891And now that Ralsei has your love he no longer needs anything else in the world.
why would a character 'mirroring papyrus' even need to exist, when the OG papyrus is pretty clearly doing something plot relevant somewhere?and don't give me excuses, if toby wasn't going to feature him at all, he would just say he's at college with azzy, not put him in the damn game description
What if the man behind the tree is a flower-man?
>>552044653I've run in some circles and they really nailed the "board of directors" personality it takes to wield power like that. 10/10 interaction.
>>552044794So, gay?
>>552045036god damn you are smooth with the words :D
jockington is going to be the papyrus of chapter 5. sorry to spoil it for you.
over 90% of the posters in this general are either bisexual or gay. remember that.
>>552044979if it helps, the japanese prophecy translation is supposedly this>The flower man is trapped in a facility>[Note: While asylum in English can refer to a physical refuge or to the abstract concept of it, shisetsu refers to a physical institution of any sort, without necessarily having connotations of refuge.]
unless the flower darkners are going to trap asgore in a glass case? turn it around on him? but the visual doesn't really suggest that
>>552045070I'm gonna call it. Dess will be revealed as a fucking goofy ass goober like Papyrus but she'll be into punk and hockey instead of puzzles.
>>552042202But what about being plapped by the humans? Maybe even lifting your legs behind you as they ride you down, staring into your soul all the while.
>>552045181oh my god AND SANS IS CATTI HOLY SHIT MARK MY WORDS.THE INFERNO IS JEALOUSY IS ABOUT HER NOELLE AND SUSIE! ALSO!.. MAYBE..
>>552045207Everyone in this general is implied to be Jewish and bisexual.
>>552045207Anon that's why I post here.
>>552045070all bets on papyrus working for the knight, I need that serious bonetrousle remix
>>552044112>The Bluest Flower, A disciple of my speech>Shy to no camera, And a specimen of>Elegance and kindness.>Should you meet, Please give my regards.Unless I'm missing some dialogue, nothing suggests that the flower is female aside from "Elegance and kindness," but that is rather shallow reasoning. Not that I think one of the flowers needs to be a Papyrus analog when Papyrus himself will probably play an important role in Chapter 5 or soon after... I hope.
>>552045212Remember Asgore’s flowers are LITERALLY trapped in glass.
>>552045360would explain the surplus BPD in this thread.
>>552045207The other 10% aren’t annoying
>>552045153Thanks! :)
Chapter 6 will canonize Disbelief
>>552045276Femdom....
>>552045391my post was intended for the 10% straightoids to know their place
>>552045397damn you are right. huh.presumably the japanese would clarify this?i think i misremembered this because we haven't had a girl schizoboss yet and people were speculating that would be the flower.>>552045398there's some trapped in glass flowers in the hospital too
>>552045212Yeah, I looked it up, it says that the flower man, 花男, is trapped in an institution or facility, 施設 (https://jisho.org/word/%E6%96%BD%E8%A8%AD)Link to Japanese prophecy videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xuv9UR7UQgThey put Asgore in a home
>>552045724Yeah, that's Asgore’s flowers trapped in glass. The biggest humiliation ritual for him is that his beloved flowers hate him for betraying and trapping them for years and want revenge
>>552045397I can't but headcanon papyrus being a closeted gay man after this line
>>552045393bonetrousle was originally composed as deltarune's battle theme, wasnt it? no way toby's not got a banger remix for it hidden up his sleeves>>552045875>objects hate you for abandoning them>objects hate you for loving themdamn darkners are ungrateful.
>>552045653nobody cares that you have a crusty pussy and are bisexual
Asgore is in The Shelter, Asylum is another word for a shelter.
>Discussing theories with other people>They dismiss any attempt I make at saying Ralsei is clearly tied to Kris specificallyAm I remembering things wrong or wasn't it blatantly obvious that Ralsei really wanted Kris' affection specifically, conspired with them behind our back, and knows that they look like Asriel?They just say that him being Asriel inspired could have come from many people that liked Asriel and he only likes Kris cause they're the hero of the prophecy.
>>552045397>Shy to no cameratoby.... not another mettaton ripoff... i beg...
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
a simple ralsei pleasegoodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.
>>552046173>>552046214Gote night!
>>552046132No, you're right. I just don't know clearly why that is and I bet they don't know either so they ignore it entirely.
>>552046786>>552046786>>552046786
https://youtu.be/k3WBUkB_3bo?si=e7pIaJlIQJVRWDRn
>>552046132No you are right or right enough in your interpretation as to not sound schizo