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I'm sorry
eat a dick digital lmfao
Are (You) leaving your club in two days, anon?
>>552022739She's getting a face full of golshi ass, she is more than happy with the result
>>552023686strongly thinking about it. a third of the club is dead, and another third just log in for dailies. im pretty much the only person actually playing
can I start using this thread yet?
>>552024746dumb falcon
>>552023670aieeeee my club is being spied on
https://x.com/abo_9elysium/status/2005810321399705766?s=20
>>552024118>During the hot springs event, she actually puts the food down for once to spend time with her trainer by going on a stroll under the stars>Even insisted to take as long as they need>Hits this poseYeah she's in love
>>552025005Oguri wife...
I'm building oguri as third my third and throw her at rando roomscluboguri has the highest win rate, but idk, should I use cluboguri or is diaoguri a safer pick?
isnt spurt still good for saggy taurus? why's it missing from the gaslight sheet
>>552023686nyes
>>552025819start figuring shit out yourself and stop relying on guides made by retards.>red shift as core on endlook how far into the late race red shift activates, everyone else has already blown past you by the time you're activating it, waste of skill points
>>552026994ok this is the thread
>>552026994waow
>>552026994nice
>>552026994
>>552026994>ai slopIM MOVING BACK
>>552027054This is what I imagine happens before each uma's releaseInterns get together to hype up randos Literally never hear a peep from the "fans" up until they're banner is out, and then they disappear just as fast when the banner ends.
>>552026994Based
>>552023686was planning to but not now, my dancho kicked the leeches 2 weeks ago and added two high earners so my B+ comfy club is stable now
i want micromanko nyow
>cap speed on natie with 3 speed / 2 wit / riko>hmmm no med S i will try again>never reach cap speed again for 12 careers and counting
how I feel having never joined an /uma/ club, thus dodging all drama and doxxing
Can't stop thinking of gyarus
I'M TIRED OF BEING SPOOKED BY TEIOI'VE BEEN SPOOKED BY THIS BITCH 5 TIMES NOWTEIOHATE
>>552027513Ok Oberon
>>552027593Teio and Rudolf avoid me
what the fuck does teio step even do
>>552023686yes but I'm leaving my group's B+ rank club for its A rank club because I've shown I can easily meet their fancount requirements so functionally nothing has changed aside from me getting more rewards per month.
>>552026994This looks like a non-slop but that shitscribble signature on bottom left giving me doubts
>>552027678Steps on your dick until you cum
>>552027678It looks funny
>>552027146porn is the only acceptable use of AI. That and making shitposting songs.
which uma has the most mental issues?
Teio a cute
I'll take it
>>552027892Still in Love
>>552023686yeah
>>552026994wow
>>552027973I can fix her
>>552027775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMpRVY1imzM
Your Umama
>>552026994I could get by with this slop
>>552026994GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>552028179>catbox is down>again
>>552028179>insanely bloated mp4 as the sound sourcefucking retard lmao
Sex with Verxina
>>552027775Is she using his head for pleasure?Entire headThat's fucked up
>>552026994Sorry for what?
Stop Pokke posting
>>552027551Yeah…
>>552028474
>should start making a long Ryan parentnyooo
Okay but I really really really love Stego.
>>552028392I believe she is sitting on his face, but like, to the extreme
>>552028474THE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGEST
>>552028575I wish Hishi had more fan art alone, she keeps getting paired with Brian
>>552028575Hishiama propagandaPost more
>>552027775giwtwm
>>552027775this reminds me of an old JAV video where two girls are holding a dude's legs up and a third girl is jumping up and down and stomping on his balls
>>552028575>all the kids are humandamn, starting early in looking for a husband, huh.
>>552028715CB isn't that flexibi--holy fuck my dick
>>552007021Found a gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVMqc_LTK28
>>552028769
>>552028661The sexiest
>>552028715And this is how CB got pregnant by her trainer
Favorite unique animation so far?
>>552028958I hate it
>>552028952
>>552028891gentle wife gentle life with huge knockers>>552028769 >>552028952evil german hons>>552029042sexiest boy alive
The more I play this fucking game the less I understand lmaowhat the fuck even are statlines? beyond 1200 speed I don't know if you should get 800 stam or 800 guts or 800 wit
>>552029112hers, of course
>>552029285it depends on the track you're training for RETARD
>>552028770For some reason the combination of that image and this post made me laugh a whole lot
>>552028575>Brian smiling and having funI hate season 1 so much...
>>552029285Stam checks make or break your uma
>>552029170
>>552029285Same though. I'm starting to feel like the bell curve witlet meme. Does power even matter? Are wit and guts actually the most important stats? Do midrace skills do anything? Does speed do anything? FUCK
>>552029463horny german(me)
Getting spitroasted by Fuji Kiseki and Mr. CB.
>>552029467imagine the smell
>>552029467
>>552029348
>>552029736Tits too big
'Hybrid' just means an ace with 1 (one) single gold debuff right?
>>552028958Every day until you like it
>>552029285So there are breakpoints that are important to meet for the track you’re training for. Like this CM takes place on 2000m Tokyo Soft Turf in the Rain. There’s also hidden breakpoints that give you bonuses at 901 and 601 for your stats. There’s also the 1100/600 breakpoint for parent runs. There are different stat line definitions depending on what you’re doing basically. So what are you doing?
What did Spechud mean by this?
NIGGER
>>552030014>What did Spechud mean by this?
>>552030186hachinig hachinig hachii nig
>>552030096sweet choco uma goddess
I think I'm just gonna use the same Gold Ship as last CM for the upcoming one. Replacing one blue recovery with Dober's unique would be good, but it's some effort.
>>552029854>gladly take the pocky from her hand, walk away and try out this so called "game" with oguri
>>552030014>Friends:nigga that's her family
Sand Commando
hashire hashireumamusume
>>552030393family are the best and closest friends you'll ever have
>>552030285it's the smartest thing to do, seeing how it's just nsm+spurt game again. dober/ryan unique would help but if your golshi has high wit who cares about remaking
>>552030542Mambo sex?
>>552030528This is not universally true
It's the final two daysPush through and do it for the club
Which Umamusume would rape me until I start cumming blood instead of semen when I give her a compliment?
>>552030524I'm not sure if its shitty youtube edits or what but, they had a boppin chorus in that but for some reason they changed it up for everything after toHashire HashireHashire umamusumeWhich makes them rush through 3rd hashire and makes the umamusume be off beat.I HATE IT.
>>552030524>>552030238>>552030542mambo is... SEXY!?
>>552030714>rank 2xxdoesn't matter what I or anyone does, it aint changing anything now
>>552030810Kitasan Black
>>552031003Oh nein...
>>552030714Now that I think about I haven't checked the club graph after I hit the quota.
Biwa is so pretty
>lost last long CM>strong aces but got bad luck in the finals>could rerun them>except I have kitasan now so I could potentially train better onesI don't know what to do...
>>552030528That's not true at all
>not a single good Ryan parent in 20+ runs>time running out>only 6* medium in the entire bloodlineIt's over, isn't it?
>>552031358she needs to be stopped
>daiwa or eishin joke>look inside>kidnap and rapeReally?
i think i need to find a new club...
Did I walk into Eishin Flash hours?
>>552030945Digitan fainting because Stego talked to her to try to get her involved with everyone else at the BBQ was funny.
>>552030660>>552031446>angry angsty brown teens with broken familiesmy post was meant towards WHITE people
>>552031634god those stockings are erotic
>>552031634ojisan flash...
>>552031634german hours
>>552031472I love dia-chan! I want to marry her and have a lot of sex with her!
>>552031585And Dia-chan too
>>552031619saving this image for next time some faggot bitches about mambo
>>552031634Es ist Zeit für Eishin Flash.
>>552031619>top earner is not even at 30MGrim...
Boobshin
>>552031664didn't see that anywhere, mind posting a screenshot or something?
>>552031634>huge tits>sexy dress>those stockings and legsits sexy deutsch hons stunde
marrying digitan and making her rape me while she forces me into cosplaying umamusume
sex
>>552031664I wonder if uma stego is bewildered that the monster of a horse, and the greatgrandson x4 of the redmachine that is agnes digital is depicted as digitan in her world
>>552031797she so would, I mean, she looks like THIS so if you won't do it, she will.
>He doesn't have club rivals
>>552030885Comfy, not needing to push for anything and still getting above average rewards. I love my A+ club.
>>552028335Just consent neighaIt doesn't always have to be rape
>>552031929>I showed you my umanko please respond
>>552032080Mambo's Four Kings keep each other going with our healthy rivalry. I know in my heart this is why dancho keeps the flatliner around, to motivate us to work harder.
>>552032215Yeah I love big tits! How did you know, Flash?
>>552032215>>552032245sorry bwos but I like tits its simple as that
>>552031868Unfortunately I do not, I don't make it a habit of screenshotting the gameplay stories. But yeah Stego was staring at her and Digitan thought it was fanservice, and then Stego actually approached her to try to get her involved in the BBQ Stego was hosting and it short circuits her.Stego also stops Air Shakur and Jungle Pocket from fighting. The whole bit was great.
>>552031816It isn't about graphs. It's about the rules dumbo
>>552031969>huge
>>552032432We dont talk about THAT skin.
>>552032432clearly im talking about the character in the specific image im replying to not her in game model
Belno has bigger tits than eishin btw
matikanetanhoizer
>>552032432I will never forgive cygays for this
Why did they make a Uma kid race against normal kids? It's just bullying
>>552032602bullshit?belno is small
>>552032734Humiliation ritual
>>552032432did they......nerf her tits? The fuck? why?
>>552032602belno isnt even fucking canon>>552032725>vol 5 already>whole chapter by THIS artistlets goooooooooooo
this shit has to be rigged
>>552032432Huge!
>>552026994>1h>still up
>>552032734everything for the cute ojou
>>552032870el condor tatas
>>552032810SIX MORE RUNS NOW GET TO IT HOP HOP
>>552032891I coudln't get Flash when her first banner hit. I am hoping I get her on the valentines one.
>>552032432wtf, cygames? make up your mind
It's almost time for autism/uma/ to be eligible for rewardsI hope danchou hasnt given up on it
>>552032870I would
>>552032918>he's surrounded by themWEW
>>552032810cyGODs should give out their future 1500 carat gibs like this from now on
>>552033083>clothed? GIVE HER HUGE HONKERS>bikini? MAKE HER TINY!!!
>>552032734the kids are paid actors
More like...El Condor Caga
files when?
i just scratched behind my ear and found some waxy scab thing and looked at it for a second and then ate it and now the spot behind my ear is kinda wet but its not bloody at all
>>552032918>All-Seeing EyesSo she likes to watch?
>>552032432>other umas lose their boobs in their alt outfits>Gold Ship gets to keep her big, bountiful, beautiful, suckable tits with exposed cleavage in bother of her altsthe Golshi favoritism in this game is insane
>>552033430>Kitasan Fat>Is a Teio fanChecks out
>>552033092it's autis/uma/he's been active, getting 42million fans on a month that won't give him rewards is tough work
I CAN FINALLY PUT CHEVAL IN MVS AND SHE WOULDN'T BE THE ODD ONE OUT IN A DAMN SWIMSUIT!
>>552033465rape golshi
>>552033446checking if Tazuna is coming
>>552029112Global? NemesisJP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZM57CYhmQY
>>552033589Gratz, remember the hat stays on
>>552033397>brown (mtf) tranny having a melt down>never delivers
>thirdie hours end>bot shilling and SEA-hub drama bullshit subsides>threads are once again usable and contain actual uma contentI guess there still some juice left in this old horse after allLive long and prosper bwosFor as long as you're able
>>552033590golshi's definition of raping you is kidnapping you to do literally anything but sex
>>552033860sorry bwo I just woke up I don't know exactly what hours I fall to but it can't be good
>>552033860YOU FOOL, DON'T POINT IT OUT!IT'S STILL 1 AM IN INDONESIA
>>552033882Red can mean many things.
>>552033589Gratz, boyfag!>>552033685Usually don't care for those two, but the shading and general drawing here is really alluring.
>>552033161She pads her chest.SAD!
>>552026994>still upDoto generalDoto boardDoto mods
>>552033860>>threads are once again usable and contain actual uma contentOh you mean like until you posted?
seanigga here im gonna go to bed now nighties
>>552026994sorry? sorry for what?
daaabiiiiiii
>>552033465Slutshi is my favorite.
>>552034475Funny how she has little to no lewds, even urara gets them
>>552033860I mean if you wanted to talk about botting you could have just said. The tachyonfag was seething about 4chan in his dicksword server earlier because he was outed as a scammer
>>552034625Too much focus on her being crazy, even if she would fuck like a tiger in heat
guys i never found out myselfbut does uma growth percentages affect the unity bombs
sweet dancho.... please.... i'm begging you.... don't give him the gibs...... dancho......onegai.....
>>552034773no
>>552034319Nighty night seaCHAD
>>552029112
>>552034625There's a sizable amount out there, and they are mostly drawn by tourist artists since she's the lolsorandum xD 'mascot' of the game
>>552034925tbf Golshi is somewhat unique considering she isn't just one of the first umas, she's also one of the very first vtubers.
>>552034625She has a ton, but most of them feature a 30 inch penis
>>552034785Danchud is too busy flying first class to Japan and partying with high end escorts in Roppongi to see your post.
Being F2P is suffering, this is the best I can do
WE'RE NOT GETTING 25 THREADS BEFORE THE NEXT YEAR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fat ass Grass
>>552035301>F2P>Lvl 5
>>552034625you just don't know how to search them, it's as easy as putting the horse emoji then 45 on twitter
>>552035301Don't give up anon
>>552035397I got her twice from a roll gomenasai
>>552034785imagine someone goes on a little break for new yearsgrow up
>>55203536524this is a recycled thread so the number is supposed to be 1976 right now
good morning /uma/
>golshi career>bring ssr sweep/sr amazon/12 spurt sparks>no spurt>taishin career>get multiple spurt hints from off deck blue balls
>>552035365what if a kindly baker just happened to fudge the numbers a lilan extra 20 perhaps?
Well?
>>552035301>no taking the lead or concentration You aer in for a bad time anon. There is a good chance you won't even spot struggle with really good Suzukas.
>>552035674Ohoho...
there is another day of digitang humiliation ritual right?though i can just use 20 statues to get her to 4* right now and get into attempting to train her again for scorpio
>>552034162best image of these two, period
Any hidden stat checks this CM?
>>552035756come on
Any hidden penis checks this cm?
>>552031634Nyoo I missed Eishin hour.I was to busy enjoying my strudels
Are there any front runners worth running besides maruzensky? Not counting the oonigger.I'd like to bring someone for her to spot struggle with but idk if that's worth it over bringing a dominatorMy current team is>suzuka>maru>reddit tachyon>>552036087no>>552036137yes
>>552036230hors like?
>>552035851> lead or concentrationWhy would I need those with groundwork? In any case I get way more hints for mid race skills
pits teio
>>552036406this is how I imagine my onsen trip with Flash
good great gp?
>>552036657>MaruNoppers
>>552035851Taking the Lead is .4 accel, groundwork is .2 accel. Concentration is absolutely necessary
>>552035674We’ve had enough repeats that it wouldn’t even be that inaccurate
>>552035301this is pretty umazing regardless. what deck? flex your f2p training skills.
>>552036237Whatever you have. Triple front is way better than 2 front+pace that isn't Taiki.
The botfags should have made a 9* stamina 9* long Dober by nowWhere is it
>>552036657Any 10+ whites is automatically good for great gp imo
>next CM is another NSM + spurt shitshow so I can just reuse my libra winners>nobody has any good sprint parents listedwhat am I supposed to do with my borrows?
I think this will do as second parent for Taishin. Will do 10 more careers though, just to be sure.
>>552036820Well fuck, I guess I'm redoing everything
huh
>>552036494>Why should I not take a .4 acceleration skill or a skill that lets me use my huge acceleration while the rest of the field is still at 0 speedI feasted on bad ooniges like yours in CM 5 and I will probably do so again.
>>552037173You could optimise for more power/wit or better skills on your aces for next CM since the stamina reqs are more lenient.
AI sloppa is kinda related to botting
>>552036494concentration is a very good skill
>>552035756How come no one wants to pamper super creek?
This legacy has a million white sparks and good mediums. Should I send it?
can we not right now?
>>552037173>he didn't scoop up the 7* sprint parents during last CMlmao
what are you guys gonna do with the free new years carats from cygames?
>>552037510Don't worry, they're a safe pick
>>552037497Where are your carats, bro?
>>552036494It's a race to the bottom now. Everyone has groundwork so that's the low bar. The free mihono wit SSR gives gold early lead so now everyone will also have that, meaning if you don't, your groundwork won't be enough. Concentration is for the same reason, if you late start without it you're guaranteed to lose. Runaway just makes her try to get a super lead in the very beginning, if she fails and enters midrace she just becomes an incredibly busted normal front runner and her legs explode.There's a reason why fronts are considered the whale build. They're not actually (it's not like whales can pay to make this stupid RNG any easier) but they take a huge amount of dice rolling to get setup correctly.
>>552037510It's Suzuka/Spechud the actual first round trap?
>Accidentally click the "watch race" button when doing legend races>It's faster to go back to the title screen than skip through the race
>>552036657those whites are great for a ggp, good luck getting them on your gp
>>552037590What cyjews will give us?
>>552037336You don't remember all those melties that resulted in 40 thread being made simultaneously?
>>552037685>Everyone has groundworkY-yeah, everyone...
>>552037714well as far as im aware you dont actually have to spark them, they just exist to increase the chance of your gp getting those same sparks from the same deck
I want to molest ScarletThen bang herThen rape herShe's too sexy for her own good
>>552037685>>552037352They must've reworked early lead cuz it wasn't like that before
>>552037856yes, but we've also had well over a dozen times wherein two threads are made simultaneously, one wins out, but the other stays. and only a few of those actually resulted in the thread count being properly updated in the following thread
>>552037687Suzuka can't be a threat because I'm Suzuka myself
what is it with japs and their cuck fetish shit
>>552037992Hello, you are my wife
>>552037941Where have you been? The rework was a month ago
>>552038006what's wrong with you and thinking everything is cuck this cuck that?
>>552037941Bwo were you in a cave? It was since the big update
>>552036406slop aside this is why i love water related stuff like this or even just bathtubs or showersshits hot as hell
>>552038150You could say this type of slop is... Refreshing
>Showing my wife the silly handposting thread last night because it was genuinely really funny>everyone calling each other teiofag, brianfag, ryanfag, etc etc>"Why are your internet friends so mean to each other?"She's not a chancel so she doesn't understand the vibe here but it did make me think for a second. The biggest tell that this thread is full of ojii-sans is that we call each other -fags like that, it's a vocal tick we picked up by being 4chan posters pre-election. Zoomers just call each other trannies instead.
Bros, my taikis keep getting slaughtered in CM practice rooms. I don't know what to do. I tried power/gut/skill spam builds. Can you guys show your builds?
>>552037685Suzuka is actually one of the easiest fronts right now. The only RNG points are did Bourbon finish, did we not lose a random race and did we hit medium S?
>>552038208
>>552038343I'm not your friend, faggot.
>>552038208If I pull that off will she die?
can debuffs trigger groundwork?
>>552037941They did in fact rework early lead, cryosleep-kun. Welcome back to the world of the living.
>>552038343>showing your wife your favorite 4chan postsdo marriedfags actually do this?
>>552037941They did in the 11/11 patch anon. It is now the second most important front skill.
>>552038504Yes but that one is unreliable
ikuno................................dictus
>>552038392Just give up. It's frontnigfest. And don't bother with frontnigs yourself, bourbon release is soon, with no groundwork grind hell attached.
>>552038392>Room has SuzukaSmart Taiki>Room has way too many Frontrunnersidk, either Pump Taiki or Front Taiki?
>>552038343>FriendsAnon wake up you aren't married
>>552038343this is not facebook you bald faggot
Post it. The D word
>>552038408>did bobo finish>did we job a race>did we hit medium S>did we hit 1200 speed and 900 stam and 800 wit>did we inherit groundworkAre you borrowing Falco? I'm tempted honestly, cutting an RNG point off this list would be really nice, but it makes the highrolls way lower.
>>552038612You can't run Bourbon as a solo front and expect to win. You will have to grind out those groundwork sparks for at least one other uma to be Bourbon's partner.
>>552038793
>>552038392My Taiki gets raped in the back too. I'm thinking of shelving my additional front for a late to give my Taiki some room
>seiun sky has no stamina>gets medium S and turf S>have to salvage this somehow
>>552038295HOHOHO FUCK YOU
>>552038392
>>552038504They are skills>>552038612We all run smart falcon power now
>>552038594Nice Dictus bro.
>>552038835Djews?
>>552037650Clearly Dober took them.
>>552038208post ring or never happened
>>552039096hair down golshi is too powerful
>>552038462>>552038701>>552038774Yeah she has no idea what the fuck you guys actually are or why I would be talking to you, remember that nowhere else online is anonymous so people just assume we all have 4chan accounts and we know each others' names. I like you guys regardless : ) Also I'm not bald I just have the vegeta hairline, fuck off.>>552038564Why not? Mostly it's because I'm sitting at my computer chuckling like a fucking freak and she wants to know what's so funny. I also show her a lot of the cute art posted here.
>>552038392My pump Taiki wins about as much as you'd expect a gambler to win. Not posting mine cuz you didn't post yours.
>>552038793pusy
>>552037173>800 speed A sprint wins against 1200 speed S sprintsprint CMs are power game, the shorter the length the more valuable turf is over distance
>>552035301Bofa ain't gonna do shit with that low base stam. It's percent based. Just because it's estimated as 200 when you have 1k stam, doesn't mean it'll stay as that when you remove 400 stam.
Embarrassed umas
>>552038838>Borrowing FalcoI am but I also have her LB1 if I need the slot for something else.>1200 speedWith 20% speed umas that isn't too hard
>daiwa scarlet wasn't even my favorite>play her career once>can't stop think about her>that casual dress with exposed shouldersWhat the FUCK is going on
>>552038585had legit no other greens for once. Not sure if shed beat out my previous maru anyway tho.. (right)
so I've tried a few runs and I genuinely can't tell the difference between always picking top and always picking middlethe results are inconsistent either way, I can never get speed S rank before end of senior summer, but at least always middle is much more chill and less rngwhere's the benefit in "always go top, if you aren't top5 fighting Zenith your run's trash"?
the only bad thing about Uma Musume is SEAmonkeys thinking they would be allowed anywhere near these girls
>>552039371does this calculator have head-on yet?
>>552039418
>>552039371Now add angling on both and post again
>>552039514the psyops are powerful
>>552039514Cow wife number one!
>>552038916Only hit stam in summer bro
>>552039418>any image of Vodka around torena.png
Content when?
>>552039546people overvalue the few extra points it gets you. Doesn't help the unity button lies either (+X stats )
>>552039548why would it not have?
>>552039228
>>552039546you go top until the last time so you can slide into comfy rank 4 without having to fight turf queens rng bullshit
>>552039568>angling
>>552039719because it didn't have it 3 weeks after the balance changes and unity cup
>>552039568lol
>>552039847https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/just use this one if you arent already
gonna jork it to teiomanko
>>552039939Why are umas so willing to share?
>>552039698In 8 hours
>>552039939The heck? Who invited Teio to this?!?
hello i am 6 foot white american man which uma is for me?
>>552039535Unironically run any MLB Suzuka if you don't need the borrow for something else. With KSB you have a ton of chances to roll focus and a decent chance to luck into front savey.
What the hell kind of nonsense were you people complaining about when you said Bober hates (you) and all men?She's barely even tsun at all. She comes to you for assistance and traumadumping therapy within like two story episodes, that's a quicker turnaround than other existing horses like Creatura de las PotenciasI'm gonna pull her right now
>>552039816and then you lose the first cup and your run's gimpedmiddle gives the same benefits, I've had middle only runs where I reach team S rank in senior spetember and top only runs where I reach team S rank in URA semifinalsyou're just adding rng for no reason
>>552040078cause if they fight, Tazuna wins
Anyone got an up-to-date inspiration calculator? My one says I had a 0.006% chance of not getting medium S in 12 runs with my current setup and I refuse to believe I'm that unlucky.
>>552038343>Zoomers just call each other trannies insteadI am 23 and never done that tho
>>552040105i've tried it but im wishywashy how necessary gw really is for maru. Suzus guaranteed the lead anyway
>>552040103Super CreekAny of the pretty mejiros(not mcqueen or ryan)MaruzenskyAny gyaru
>>552040176>This will never happen to ME
>>552040078Stallions impregnate hundreds of mares in their lifetime when they go to stud so really this is normal for them. Everyone gets a turn with torena-san's seed.
>>552007021sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>552038594Dictus... strong...
>>552040309Absolutely critical, you are food for pace chasers without it.
>>552040078because umas herd, dummy
>>552040078
>>552039418i hope they would make this face if i bullied them about their stuffy shoes and socks and tights haha
>>552040352actual good list
>>552040450>8k SP
>>552040502>>552040509>uma gang bang
>>552040352>not mcqueenShe's prettier than Bright at the very least
>>552040486how so? Shes gonna chase suzu regardless.
>>552040502>>552040509so they wouldn't fight to see who's the dominant mare?
>>552040450Can you even spend all that sp on usable skills?
>>552040502>>552040509another W for Wife Groove enjoyers
>>552040132>BoberHello kurwa!
>>552040509Did they just send the rest of the stallions to die?
>>552040707no, they take turnsthe lead mare is whichever wakes up first and makes breakfast
How important is spurt for saggy taurus anyway
>>552035756>>552036121I will hug her until my arms get sore.
>>552040132It's woketards who believe in le misandry. She is just a sheltered girl who doesn't know how to handle male interaction.
>>552040352Ardanchads rise up
Literally destined to be
>>552040612They will piss on you too!
>>552040885like omega fucking importantit's the most important skill for it since late-race starts on a straight
>>552040963rising for her rn
>>552038581>>552038147>>552037352Is this Suzuka good then? I couldn't afford concentration
>>552032038>>552032245Dia makes me want to spurt
>>552040997Mcqueen...
https://jiggie.fun/horsohttps://jiggie.fun/horsohttps://jiggie.fun/horso
>>552041206there's always room for improvement with fronts, in this case her stamina is low, but you might win if bofa procs at the right time.
>>552040885Mandatory, it's essentially a shorter Libra/Gemini - NSM + Spurt is bare minimum
>>552040103
>>552040997>Ejaculates after 6 to 8 thrustscouldnt be you, huh, trainer?
>>552040963
Daiwa can pee on my leg to mark me anytime
so with the arima kinen over what are we watching next
>>552041437>>552041194>>552040963Very pretty uma(unlike uggo mcqueen and ryan)
>>552040885Just borrow Yada, golshi's heal is good for arima
>>552041386in this case umas reach climax after 6-8 thrusts
I need a non-gaslight answer bros. Is 600~ stam with swinging maestro better than 800~ stam with no gold recovery? I am getting like 50 different answers for how much stamina you need this cm. Asking for taiki and maruzunsky.
my latina waifu
>>552041206That's good, but bofa can still fuck you upit has a 50/50 of proccing late-race and that'll fuck you up
>Bright makes excuses to leave you and Dober alone together all the time>Taiki literally picks you up and takes you to Dober’s room. Then runs interference as a scapegoat so that Hishi Amazon doesn’t catch you in the dorms>After you get the Hot Springs Ticket, Matikanefukukitaru pops out, interrupts and then gives a fortune that Dober is for sure going to take the Trainer with her with the ticketMan, Dober’s career has so many Umas wingmanning for her
Why do horses sweat foam?
>I was in Uma /jp/ for about half an hour until I realizedYou have a guaranteed spot in hell
>>552031060>>552032215>>552032530>>552032891My paizuri slave
>>552041489I will attend White Turf days in Feb
>>552041581https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/edit
>>552041798Maybe you'll fall for this one too>>/hell/
>>552041581800 is better since you don't have to rely on a skill to survive. With 600, you die if maestro whiffs
In what world would anyone intentionally choose the top option
>>552041581The stamina you need is the friends you made along the way.
i wonder what the chances of getting any of these before the crappy rewards are
>>552042042when you're using power cards instead of stamina cards
>>552042042if your guts are really low and you're thinking you won't even get 400 by the end
I got all 72 rewards, there's no point in playing the event anymore right?
>Uma lane>2.2 km in 2 minutesit's not fair...
this bread or /v/?
>>552042085100%
Do I go for speed or wit?
do NOT queue up next CM
>>552041386Does that sex with torena makes them orgasm 5-6 times per session minimum?
>>552042694She'll lose against my Pace dober
>>552042570For me I'd speed but wit looks like the most profitable here
>>552042570i would go for wit
>>552040132>>552040981Please rapidly expand in volume and then disintegrate in a violent outward release of energy
>Toreina-san >Don't forget >I hold the power to destroy your life both physically and socially.>Phone: "Kitasan is better off going No Bra!"
why do my uma looks like a parent runstop doing parent runs it fucks your regular trainings
>>552042694HOWI just had a perfect run where nothing failed but this was all I gotfucking how what were you using???
New player here, what's the best UMA for my first legacy?
>>552043060this is an abusive relationship, trainers are not your pets
>>552043186>legacywhat did he mean by this
>>552040949No there are just some people who genuinely don't like girls who act tsundere. The most common thing I heard back in the day was, "if you translated this exact personality to a real girl, you'd say she's a bitch who just likes to randomly act like a cunt for no reason"
wtf is this bullshitsuch a cool title utterly impossible to get and useI hate this title system where everyone uses the same soulless trash and it's impossible to get cool titles on aces
>>552043148I don't want to anger teio poster, but you should use THAT. Also inherit power and use a stam card, its much better than inheriting stam
189595851895958518959585
>>552042823>>552042898Thanks bros, one more thing, are "It's on!" and "No stopping me!" still required for front runners?
>>552043186focus on getting either a 3* spark in stamina/power or luckshit a crapton of white sparks and go from there
gn
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>552043369It is kinda lame how some are way harder than others. I get Centurial Overlord on Opera every single time I train her because it's so free and the event associated with it is so good, whereas I don't think I've ever seen someone with the unique Golshi title despite her being the ace of every team in 75% of the CMs.
>>552043617im playing the game rn though
>>552043617You are my TP refill waiting room
sex grass
>>552042218>66 km/hrthat's way over speed limitshe needs to be umarrested
>>552043415what deck and guest borrow were you running?and yeah i ran half stam half power sparks
>>552043617I'm fapping to umas
>>552043524NSM sounds good if you want to pass an oonige suzuka late-race but it's on sounds a bad idea
>>552043524I'm not running fronts so I'm not sure but I think they want NSM if its not Oonige Suzuka.Would wait someone running fronts to answer
>>552043617I play Uma after playing the other stuff I play each day.
>>552043369doesn't look that difficult honestly
>>552043617Too busy fapping to Chrono
>>552043695Pretty sure that km/h
>>552043695What happens if an uma hits you while going at that speed?
>>552043795NEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>552043793>if Teiofag was honse
>>552043829Why do you think most uma only have single moms?
>>552043781ok, you're at great mood, wtf do you do now?because it's strictly at good mood, even if you do a whole career undefeated at great mood you won't get it
>>552043781it looks pretty rng to me bro
>>552043829Bo-oi-oi-oing
What are they talking about?
>>552043829>normal person - you die>trainer - you do some looney toon shit and carry on
>>552043617I just came back from a run and my back hurtsSorry danchou can;t do fan runs today
>>552043927They don't though, plenty of umas mention their dad.
I need MLB Super Creek, tell me your ID and I'll follow you
>>552044049125367815712
Nah, I'd win.
Do Oguri and XOguri have the same secret events?
>>552044172ANON NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>552044040You're assuming their mom was a racer uma, and not a jobber. Oguri's mom ran before.
>>552044227Yeah, they just have different outfit events
>>552044172>win to become rank 4You have no other choice
What the fuckdaiwa scarlet is a middle schooler?
>>552043617Waiting for 30TP is 5 hours of shitposting time
dang, wasted some good skill hints on this taiki. Idk if she can survive with that stam+guts even with the greens and recov. Few too many wit trainings perhaps, although maybe the wit will help
>>552044172
>>552043436Pace Maru is the truth, she just keeps winning
>>552044242>>552044338Tamamo and Rudolf from turf chuds carry me.
>>552044275>oguri's mom is as curvy as creek>oguri is relatively aerodynamic What happened
>>552044426I really really should bring a debuffer Natie because I'm sure I could gas that with 1 gold debuff
>>552043695that's the Teio lane
>>552044525She needs to have sex with me
You are 30 blackjack hands in a row away from being a billionaire
>>552041489>he didn’t watch the Tokyo Daishoten with /uma/ after the ArimaSad, you missed KINO
>>552043617i'm doing both, technically
>>552044867I don't watch dirt races.
Can 2 greens and focus work to activate groundwork or I need 3 greens?
>>552044867i didnt even know we could watch with /uma/
>>552044834My waifuToo bad she's shit and unplayable
kitasan rape
teio
>>552043985Shoes and ships and sealing wax. Cabbages and kings.
>>552045473I want Kitasan Black to rape me while smothering me in her armpits
>8 points away in stamina from being usable>now she's glueis pace chasing even a valid strat for next CM or are end closers going to ruin all the fun again
Eric. Simply Eric.
>>552043691Grinding on that Yamato Nadeshiko's big ass
>guy made a UG uma by racemaxxing>ended up with thousands of SP and three capped statsI know that guy was using whale cards but is this a valid strategy at lower powerlevels too? Everytime I try to build a front I'm struggling to find enough SP to get off the ground and Suzuka has such an easy career it makes me wonder if maybe that could work...
Thread is too slow today
>>552045847he can race max because the cards gave him like 70 race bonusworse cards wont make up for that
>3DPDcccccccccringe
>>552045473of course I see you as a woman, that pair you've got there isn't just for decoration
>>552045203>willingly missing out on dirt kinoCouldn’t be me! >>552045385It’s been announced pretty often in the thread throughout the day and before. It’s in the same place we watch turf races just like the Champions Cup earlier this month. Anyway, here’s the VOD. First time that a local NRA hors has defeated evil JRA invaders in like 20 yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBsfBXzWilg
>>552045351Correct. Any skill that happens to actiate early race can count towards groundwork.
>>552043829
How soon would Kitasan fuck her trainer? Asking for a friend.
Reminder to all cross posting faggots, if I catch you posting on /v/ I will be kicking you from the club before the rewards roll outThat is all
More like iku on dictus (mine)
>>552046523nigger
>>552043829I imagine something like what happens in The Boys
>BerryI guess I should be happy they didn't call her Dobby.
>>552046523you might have connected the dots yet, but you're a cross posting faggot, danchouhope to see you kick yourself
>>552046452In the shower after her debut race, she will drag him there
FATFINGERED AND ENDED POWER PASAS CHAIN EARLY AWARD
>>552046020I sorted by race bonus on Gametora and the most any card has is 10%...
>>552046452as soon as she can
>>552046728>debut shower sexgod please PLLEAASEEEEEEEEE
>>552040695Sometimes the stupidity of anons here just amazes me.
>>552045761early room matches are filled with end closers, but I feel like it's just people reusing their libra aces for now
Reminder that there is a fucking official MAD style video summing up keiba in 2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yil0P2E8-Ec
>>552045473I can't read
Bakushin :)
>>552046957<3
>>552046882>2048x1150stone in a glass house and all that, mongoloid
>>552046725no one calls her that, sometimes I think we have some of the worst localizers
>>552045761on saggi, red shift procs after accel zone thus does nothing, head-on has a 50% chance to be useless due to phase 2 being too long
>>552046930Kek based, the JRA is always so chuuni with these things it’s great
>>552046957
THE ZONE
>>552046930interesting post, thanks anon
>>552046810here is your 70 race bonus deck bworeplace urara with kitablack for unity and you have 65 race bonus
>>552047193I can see Grass being into that kind of play
>>552047193Her eyes are clearly disgusted, but literally everything else about her says she likes it.
>>552046930Damn, made me realize just how many G1s we were able to watch this year together with /uma/. The classics should be really fun to watch next year too.
>>552047063I swear I read here that every accel works for nakayama 2500mgaslighted again...
>>552047193Fantasy Grass is the best
>>552043617I hate playing the game, its way more fun to read comics and shitpost about the game
Parent farming fucking sucks ass fucking gay ass luck shit
>>552047264Wait seriously? That's it? I don't have finemo and I only have 1LB SSR Riko... but I feel like I could recreate this by borrowing Finemo and replacing Riko with one of the other 10 RB cards, or vice versa. The power of UG... within my own hands...
>>552047556every acceleration except skills that say "final corner" or "final straight" can work
Um, lady? Aren't you like post-menopausal?What do you mean "our" budding potentials?
>>552047840>every acceleration except skills that say "final corner" or "final straight" can workEnter:
Kita is not an easy girl
hehe...
>>552048038you joke but this skill is actually possible to use in this CM
>>552047193>>552047560>>552047672>that one doujin where she gets gangbanged by orcs she simulated herself with the game mod settings
>Biko and Kitasan MIA since summer camp Really considering to bot right fucking now
>>552048391me when i sleep
I'm gonna uma your musume and it's not gonna be pretty. Are you ready to derby?
>>552047672Why does Giant Grass Wonder make my dick twitch?
>>552048850Didn’t that happen in Berserk
>>552048850>Are you ready to derby?[Winning Ticket's face begins to deform]
Heavily considering botting just for parent runs in URA once my borrows are out for ace runs.
my fronts are cutting it bwos… being a front main but suzukalet isnt working outtime for double dominator
>>552048973because giant women are hot
>>552047556unfortunately the only reliable accel for pace is NSM (assuming there will be fronts to trigger it), head-on is okay but slightly a gamble.if you are a metafag, xoguri gets the only other good pace accel in the form of her unique using triple 7s as the trigger (it's delayed by 50ish meter into spurt but will turn into speed ult after accel finishes)
>>552049181giant women is clearly foot fetishism in denialtall women are hot, giant women is all about getting stepped on
>>552049115you should be using borrows for parent runs instead if you dont already have good grandparents yourself
>>552023686hmmmm nyes
I am not farming those fans. Not obliged.
>>552031450Shiraoki has released me from the parent grind mines, now we're in the ace making mines
>>552049547CM starts tomorrow...
>>552049465Danchou.
>>552049604that's plenty of time for latechads
why tf won't people ask for shoes so everyone can get points? I can barely donate 6 shoes a day. Shit, my club isn't that dead either, it's a top 4300 B club, people log in every day aside from two awol retards
>>552048150All umas are easy girls for their trainers after the third year
>>552049465at least lower the quota if you're going to be lazy bro
>>552049343they don't necessarily have to use their feet
do we have list of enemy uma team names?
>>552049604>>552049713With enough faith, all I need is 1 run
why is this name so long?
>>552049181I'm starting to realize that. can't believe Uma is the game that's turning me into a sizefag>>552050110God I wish I was beneath her
>>552050148My Matikanefukukitaru hasn't won a single practice room...
>>552050318BECAUSE SHE'S A FUARKING HERO
there is literally 6 flatliners in my """""laidback""""" /uma/ club
*coughs blood*after hundreds of runs the stars aligned, the inheritances came through, the rainbows appeared... bros... is she the one?
>>552050507Nah, I'd rather crab
>>552050659what's wrong with that?
>>552050746>Sympathy
>>552050786im jumping clubs
>>552050659>he only has 6cute
>>552049604You mean in 49 hours?
>>552050659maybe you should start schizoposting too
>>552050931I literally had 60 points left bwo it was free... what's the issue...
>>552051184Narita Brian wife
For the longest time I thought oonige was a reference to a meme or something before just looking up Runaway's japanese name and seeing that it's literally just called oonige
>>552051374Smart answer. Have this gift.
>>552051616
Silly sleeves club
>>552051616Yeah, kinda dumb that GLOBAL players that play on the GLOBAL version because they can't read japanese think its a good idea to use japanese words to describe shit for GLOBAL discussion.Runaway and Unity Cup NOT oonige and aoharu hai.
I love training my oonige in the aoharu hai scenario
>>552052104shut up and train your horse daughters
BIG NIG
https://x.com/i/status/2005841969445015906
>dead slow as never before, minutes without postsjesus christ
we're in a very safe spot atm but we also have some underperforming members in our club right nowshould we do something about them Danchou?I'm not talking about the mid-month guy btw
>>552052282I am in the Oguri mines
this shit is rigged for sure
>>552051649Cute
>>552051374You are married already, save some for us...
>>552052282We're actually playing the game instead of botting.
>>552052497correct
>hit Long S on a Dober parent runcant wait to hit late surger on the sparks for this Dober lmao
>>552052282the great /vg/ to /v/ migration is in progress
>>552052623>indo hours are over>general slows to a crawl>indo hours start, thread speeds up hard, quality declinesweird that , i guess this explains why /jp/ is so fucking slow
>>552052497Cyjews trickery
>>552052104blahblahblaheveryone uses runaway and unity cup and oonige is popular because funny name
>>552049345My parents are "Acceptable", I have a few random umas at 8 or 9* blue with right pink, but bad unique, and I have a few 6-7* with right pink and good unique. I've only been playing for like 3 months, so I just run what I have to get into CM.
Is there an easy way to find who the "best" all-purpose grandparents would be for affinity purposes?
>>552052713They don't even want us over there. Shan't be moving.
>>552052713>getting forcefully moved to /v/ of all thingsanything but that... i know that /vg/ is schizo infested, but we've had an enjoyable time somehow, i don't want it to end and having to move to a dog shit board
>>552052104You're that kind of localizer that would translate "Ber-chan" to "Berry" huh
>>552052282enjoy this dead husk of a game/general that's filled with nothing but brown botters :]i hope you didn't waste any money
Is this orangeposting?
>>552052713why?
>>552053049>>552046725
Bakushin pregnant
>>552052282Our club needs to clinch A rank and I'm squeezing in a few more runs
>>552053120go on...
>>552053075No.
>>552053108recent /uma/ thread quality has taken a nosedive>>>/v/729675935
>>552053075Smells like fish
>>552052282I'm at work sorry
>>552053263God I hate /v/ threads.
>>552053251Sniffing them in front of Narita Brian
presented without comment
>>552053263Wait, they want to get rid of hornyposting? But then what's there to do
>>552053263>strategies to gatekeep /vg/ touristsFucking ironic, considering how many /v/ tourists got here on release, people linking to the general. How do I know? I'm one of them, and I was sadly there. No, I'm not a /v/ regular, haven't been there in months, technically years.
>>552052713
>>552052926Oguri works with almost everyone except Sprint and some Long umas
>mfw you found out the trainer told you a lie but then your remembered your entire personality is a fabrication to get him to dick and marry you.
>Mambocalypse>Mambogeddon>The Mabockening>Mambture>Mamboclysm>M2K>Ragnamambo
Molesting Rudolf's fluffy ears
>>552053538All of these will happen at the same time comes January first 2026
>>552053538its mambover...
>>552053417
horse?
>>552053783Finally, a good fucking post about VIDEO games!
>>552053263I might become /v/pilled before the end of the year, what a kino thread
ok uma lets play a gametake the name of your favorite uma and replace one word with "sex with manhattan cafe"ill go firstsex with manhattan cafe cafe
Genuinely the shittiest event they've ever done Completely ignoring Christmas into this will unironically have people quit
>/v/ vs /vg/
>>552054031>/v/pilled>in 2025+1(soon)unironically lol>KINOOOOOOOOOOOOyou're already a /v/tard at heart
>>552054062sex with manhattan cafe
>>552054031/v/ humor these past years are what you see from X or any other SNS so I'd see why it would be for (You)
>>552054140/v/ tards can't even put together an S club, the highest they have is some low A+
Dober story has gaslit me into wanting Bright.
>>552054140Replace it with Helios and Maruzensky and you get /v/ vs /vg/
>>552054313sounds like they don't bot
>>552054140I don’t want to fight them, I’m just not going to participate in their threads. They can hang out over there.
>>552054495>only S clubs botlmao retard
>>552054031/v/ has ABSURDLY better oc (since vg literally has 0 oc creators) and usually more fun room matches But /vg/ has better club drama, better dox, better memes, and better youtuber discussion
>>552054551Aren't rabis /vg/ OC? don;t have one to show I'm on my phone
>>552054551Would have believed you if not for "more fun room matches" like literally how
>>552054551/v/ can have threads about videogames? I thought mods hated that
>>552054551soooooo what you're saying is that all /v/ has over us is OC, of which most of is probably just take off twitter, tiktok and other trash anyway, just like our ""OC"".room matches i could give less of a shit about
>>552054495
>>552054551erm our rabis? our speakis? our winning tickets from hell?
>>552054731DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY is /vg/ OC? the more you know...
>>552054551>better memes>better youtuber discussion
>>552054712all that for A+
>>552054551We do have a drawfag, they post their Mayano WIP every once in a while lately
>/v/ made great Unity webm guide, funny OCs, and fun room matches>/vg/ made......bot
>/v/ OC is better than oursLol. Lmao. Rofl.
>>552054551>/vg/ has no ocsure, whatever you say pal
>>552054495hoho...
I'm going to use the paid selector to rape Rudolf
>>552054456Who's Maruzensky... I don't get the comparison
How does getting invited to a /uma/ club work? Do I just doxx my user ID and some shady dancho is gonna invite me? Or do I have to leave my current club first?
>>552054948Because we’re old
>>552053204Haythere? I should be doing that but now I gotta remake my Susie.
>>552054712He just does 10 fan runs a day, this is not tryharding.
Wow congrats guys you edited memes from Nikke and hoyoslop, were really scraping the bottom of the barrel huh?
>>552054551How does a general or thread that barely survive get better OCs than a general that's always alive
>>552054970they usually accept dick pics
>>552054970depends on the club, invites can be given out even if you're in a club currently, you just have to wait for the timer to expire
>>552055031reposting twitter memes counts as OC
>>552054970people will post recruiting messages here throughout the next few days, there were some earlier today alreadyyou post your id and get invited and the invite will be there after you leave your club on the 1st
hey /v/ I'm noticing the current spam, your board is still dogshit filled with ragebait and /pol/ tourists, you can stay there
Bros... They took down my botted fans
>>552055105how long does the invite last?
>>552054970wait for Club Shuffle Day
>>552054878>/v/ made great Unity webm guideThe thing I'd rather read about, or can check out on YT?>funny OCsPost some, I'm absolutely curious. Can't be much worse than the birb trash.>fun room matchesIs this actually an argument people have? This was fun week one, stopped caring since.
>>552055021
>>552054551I will say /v/ has DRAMATICALLY better gameplay discussion since /uma/ has been trapped in this logic loop of>someone asks question>gaslight or mock someone for not knowing something >get irrationally angry if they post results to their question from a sloptuber or other website
>>552054948/v/ are usually infested with tourists while /vg/ are usually filled with stubborn boomers or oldfags
/uma/ is funnier than /v/, simple as.
>>552054970Just remember that there's a cooldown between leaving your club before you can join a new oneIt makes it a little awkward because new club slots tend to open up on the 1st but most people looking to hop dont want to leave their clubs till they get their end of month rewards
Shan't engage raiders in bad faith discussion.
>>552053263>/v/ has its own branch of uma clubs totally unrelated to /vg/this actually surprises me, do people LITERALLY actually unironically have some kind of thread war between these two boards? it's fucking 4chan i have a /v/ tab open next to this one at all times.
>>552055275it's not that hard to get your answers to any question, you just have to look at the oguris than answer and do the opposite
>>552055369based
>>552055205long enough to get invited now and still accept it after the 24h cooldown on the 1st
quite fond of this little creature
Did people already give up on fronts
>>552055561I saw a broccoli edit and i didn't get it
>>552055561good post
>>552055392Saying this when /vt/ used to be the biggest board on the website is simply an ignorant postYes board have separate culture and hate each other, you think /a/ and /jp/ like each other just because they both post miku?
>>552055275if your question is easily answerable just by looking through the links in the OP, especially info on gametora, then you deserve to be made fun of
What the fuck is a "fun" room match
>popped up in 2nd in my URA FinaleGod Bless.
>>552055595they probably already made their perfect Suzuka/Maruzen and are now making the rest of their team
>>552055338You're annoying and not funny
>>552055561sweet dreams sleepy sweepy
>>552054970Put /uma/ in your profile if you're going to be joining /uma/ clubs using the club search function, otherwise, advertise yourself in the threads starting the 1st day of the month, and be on the lookout for recruiting clubs such as >>552007291 and BEFORE leaving your club, ask for a reserved spot so you wouldn't risk being clubless for the month.
Me with full TP rooting for dancho.
>>552055275>get irrationally angry if they post results to their question from a sloptuberbecause a lot of them are wrong, like that screenshot from VF about future banners that prioritizes VBourbon over HOLIDAYS Oguri>or other websiteI've never seen anyone complain about sites, on the opposite it's always retards being told to go read instead of asking to be spoonfed stuff you can easily find by reading the fucking OP or using google
>>552055640People talk about it and react to it, use uncommon but well built umas, rather than just silently post room numbers and you only see results 40% of the time
>>552055640Falcon vs Curren only room?
there is a uma thread on /v/?
>>552055829VF tells you to BUY oguri retard, not skip herYou cant pick bourbon with the selector
>>552055369oguri cap being quite the clever uma musume would say and do this
>>552055848I don't get that desu. I build meme builds and force them to work on CMs and on room matches but I don't really need it to be noticed and praised by others. I'm doing the build for my own entertainment.
>>552055275what I see here is that if anyone asks anything, they get a gametora screenshot, or something simpleif sloptubers get mentioned other than witjap they get told to buy adsthe only people getting angry are people getting angry at sloptubers who only clickbait like SEA frontier
>>552055810updated image
>>552055640rooms that have unorthodox requirements that aren't just meta CM test rooms
>>552055810>UnbrickedOld news. We're Bricked. Again.
>>552055810you need to add botting icons to the first 2
>even when Dober wins, she loseswhat the FUCK
is head-on a good skill?
>>552054970There's a very new /uma/ club starting next month see this >>552056023. You have a good chance of entering it if you can reserve a spot and an invite the 1st day or when the danchou starts recruiting
>>552055996yesbut we have to be sneaky about it because jannies are gay
>>552056167yes
>>552056023*rapes danchou*
>>552056036wasting TP on making shit umas seems retardedI understand the marvelous sunday rooms that sometimes get posted here but anons bring their best / TT umas there
i like how jp still gets ignored through all of thiskek
>>552054878>fun rooms matchesWe didn't even get the last Marvelous Sunday races...
>>552055848/uma/ was like that in the early days as well, I think what you're seeing here is a result of most of us being jaded and having gone through a good number of CMs. The basics of the game are so well-understood that it isn't worth discussing anymore.Many people here are also gigasweats that take the game way too seriously so you get a combination of majority meta teams being used (not particularly interesting) and salty room hosters not posting results/findings (because they lost)
>>552056167yea, but it can be RNG so treat it like as a backup/secondary skill
>>552056023Not the new club danchou but it would be nice if you can add that it's aiming for A rank as advertised by the danchou
>>552055628How is /vt/ related to anything we're talking about? /a/ and /jp/ aren't comparable because /jp/ was literally created to be a haven for elitist oldfags and extremely weird niche hobbyists. it's more like if there was a hypothetical /ag/ for anime generals and then somehow they generated beef with /a/ because... i don't know why, it is literally the same topic of discussion. i don't read /v/ because everytime i've looked in there since gamergate it looked like it was being blatantly /pol/ raided. let me look right now.>third thread from the top is a post about body positivity in videogamesyeah I see nothing has changed. /vg/ has schizos stirring the pot but it stays on topic. if /v/ has good uma threads then it sounds like they have a consistent community of posters interacting in a single, re-created thread for a particular videogame... sounds familiar hmm....
>>552055997>VF tells you to BUY oguri retardwhy the fuck would I spend $20 on Oguri then 30k carats on VBourbon, big niger suzuka makes every other front useless in miles/mediums, and ends are better for longsyes, he is a retard and you're an even bigger retard
>>552055829>goldshit retardpottery
>>552056023Why does RiceBstGrl get to stay in the list if it requires discord and doesn't seem to be a /vg/ club?
>>552053263Being proud of /v/ being your primary board is a bigger self-own than saying "what's wrong with posting on reddit?"
>>552056498buy an ad
>>552056308you sound like a tremendously unfun faggot
Uma musume really is the most generous gacha game out there
>>552056526to warn people about it
I think this thread cares too much about metagaming.
>>552056448I just posted it from the rentry idk who makes it but probably just need to do #clublist in your post so he sees it later
>>552056617it has one of the best honeymoon periods for sure, after that i think it's about on par with a lot of them
there is (I think) one singular poster that I really despise and that's not the horsefucker
>mambo flatliner is named Ramaybe danchou is afraid of the curse of Ra...
>>552056605If by "fun" you mean making 1 in all stats uraras running in arima kinen, sorry for not being fun.
>>552056473Oh so NOW you WANT to skip oguri? LmfaoYour argument died in a single post dude
>>552056797who is it?
>>552056820please stop attaching my wife to your faggoty posts
>>552056797I hate the Tachyon avatarfag too.
19113372Fun CM lobby (it's fun because i'll win)
>>552056797it's me isn't it...
>>552054062tokai sex with manhattan cafe i don't like this game
>>552056783He'll probably see it now that you used the tag. Thanks
>>552056797It's probably me... I'm sorry anon...
>>552056846>skip OguriI'm using 30k carats on Oguri and skipping VBourbon because she's a brick, but of course you can't even understand subtext you illiterate monkey
...not exactly winning the argument here, guys.
>>552056797I hate the stegonigger too
>>552057010>tokai sex with manhattan cafe>my oshi and my wife sex I like this game a lot
>>552056797this is because I'm the horsefucker btw not sure if that matters
>>552057046Oh youre a "all fronts are bricks" person in the middle of this CM of all times, got it
>VFaggot mention out of nowhereThis is where I draw the line. The /v/ vs /vg/ is still at least tolerable but this? It's time to fuck off from the thread
>>552056797gro...
>>552048007>What a splendid day to pitSeeking the Pearl's pits...
>>552056954It was fun indeed, thank you for joining
I just operate in the belief that every CM I'll sweep round 1, then round 2 I only get 3 wins if I have the RNG luck of a god. So doing rooms is pointless, rooms are pre-set who your opponents are, just accept how things are going to be.It's been true so far.
>>552056354Yes. It is one result of jadedness and it does damage. Many dont realize that newfags still check out the thread so they get gaslighted by people thinking they are funny, then those newfags leave. It also doesn't help we have the two attention whores posting Ryan OPs constantly, further driving away any new blood.
>>552057271>ryan and opera winningit's a christmas miracle
>>552057271*rapes you*
>>552057398This is maybe 15% true t. newfag
Why should I give a shit about /v/ and what they think? They "talk" about the "game" as if I couldn't spend more money whenever I hit a roadblock. Umamusume is an oshi game.
stop fightingand bake already
I'm gonna do it
the game enjoyers left this place and now only sweaty brown botters remain
>>552057618What about it is untrue? There's nothing outlandish about that post
>>552057234yes, the biggest winrate this CM belongs to Suzuka, Taiki and OG Maru, every other front takes sfv instead of angling because they can't actually FRONT runthis won't happen next CMs because ends can actually use spurt and lates will be able to use Dober's inheritedyou fucking tool, if you're gonna keep spouting retardation don't reply again
>>552056354More importantly the nature of this game means either you do one of three things>accept that this bullshit is what it takes to win and buy in, knowing the treadmill never ends>crash out and stop playing>play just for fun but accept your rewards will at best be minimalThere were plenty of streamers I know who actually were invested in this game for more than just the fotm period, but crashed out after 3 CMs in a row of realizing "oh this is what the game ultimately ends up no matter what". The only streamer I know that still streams this game daily is Crendor, a fucking WoW streamer from pre-2010.
oh noes, the thread that is still new to the game is still having fun discovering how the game works and gets plenty of newfriend discussion umazing
this discussion is retarded
>>552057236It is now 5AM in SEA and should be around the time they're waking up so you'll see more of them popping up soon.
>>552057676Should have pressed wit
>>552039514She's got you now.
>>552057669No, let us die. We already peaked, now everything is just going downhill
>>552057779Does NormieLion still stream it anymore? I'm pretty sure he was a huge reason it got popular here to begin with.
So how much stamina do i need for a Scorpio runaway Suzuka and how much is each white recovery worth right now?
>>552057945No he stopped long ago. Plus side, he finally went back to Isaac after like a year being away so all is right in the universe.
>>552058005You don't need recoveries, 900 stam 400 guts is enough
>>552058083>>552058083>>552058083
>>552057897If I press wit when 70 speed is up I will explode
>>552057758Gaslights are funny but they're mostly centered about things I haven't even obtained, it's easy to discard them. I don't care about the image of a general's op at all, only the useful links and they are always the same, there is no thread war going on adding/removing them
>>552057676Shit like this is why I never end runs with super high stats, I'm always afraid of taking the gamble.So I'll probably be fine when running MANT because I'm totally down with just doing races over and over by comparison.
>>552056354I really miss marvelous sunday lobbies...
>>552058770We had one for Christmas and it was magical.
>>552054970>>552055363Asked to get kicked if you can no cooldown
>>552028575>Brian smiling and having funI love season 1 so much ...
