>>551960527>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourney Tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>singupshttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>/mjg/ sings Kajitsuhttps://files.catbox.moe/ntuidu.mp3
FIRST FOR YUZU
Christmas mahjong with the boys
i think steve SUCKS
Look
Skillful game.
>>552036026looked
>>552036135Pretty sure that's an illegal chi
>>552036163great post
>>552036163This shit goes hard in Jakarta
Cynthia was a big lass. Yeah? A very big head.Sniper's Dream they used to call her.
I should really ask myself if I actually want to play before I queue. I just play one hand, realise I don't care and proceed to half-heartedly speedrun 4th.
>>552035805FIST FOR YUZU
Should I apply for the JET programme? I have nothing better going on in my piece of shit life. I also enjoy teaching.
I really do think there's a pattern to the shapes captcha. It's always the star with the most number of points and if you know this you'll only need to see two of the shapes, not three, before you make your call.
>>552037118this anime change my life...
>>552035727>Tell me five bad things about Re:Zero that isn't "I cannot self-insert into Subaru"Subaru is extremely whiny and pathetic and is a worse MC than Okabe in every waySubaru hardly ever grows as a personNothing about the world or how it works is explainedEmilia is complete garbage as a female lead compared to KurisuFor that matter every character has only the bare minimum personality required to function as a character or otherwise move the plot along.
>>552037118>I also enjoy teachingYou might want to look into what it's actually going to be like teaching in the program, I've heard it's pretty unfulfilling in terms of actually teaching from 2 people who did it for a few years.
>>552037273this is true
i tried applying for jet once and they denied me for being on the registry
I wish I were a little girl so I could be good at mahjong.
>>552037118do you have the japenese work ethic in you
>>552035936It's the famous Chanta Claus
>>552037118yeah i see why anons want to join this now
>>552037910
>>552037892That's a banger name. I call dibs on the right to change my name to that every post-Thanksgiving.
On the sixth day of Christmas mahjong gave to me six whales riggingFIVE GOLD ADEPTSFour calling kansThree french tilesTwo dora bombsAnd a peafowl for my tenpai!
>>552037910I'm making the pedophilia team next League.
>>552038482We have a pedophilia team every league though.
>>552038583Yeah, mine
>>552038583Oh yeah? Name all of the pedophilia teams.
>>552038297Isnt christmas like 5 days ago?
>>552037789They denied me because I was on the list for dama in friendlies.
>>552038806Serves you right. Sick bastard. If it were up to me your head would be on a pike.
>>552038698the 12 days of christmas starts on christmas day
WWYD?
>>552039015kan the 0
>>552039015The first option is like dama the round after you got hit with a mangan because you're scared of getting chased.
>>552038932The jews caused this
>>552036026
>>552036587>Dotas
>>552038932I dont think this was in the bible but it makes sense, 1 day for each apostle
>>552039210the jews made everyone mistakenly believe it ends on the first day>Presently, the commercial practice treats the Solemnity of Christmas, 25 December, the first day of Christmas, as the last day of the "Christmas" marketing season, as the numerous "after-Christmas sales" that commence on 26 December demonstrate. The commercial calendar has encouraged an erroneous assumption that the Twelve Days end on Christmas Day and must therefore begin on 14 December.
>>552039978Still 12 days thoughbeit.
>>552039738I don't remember her making this face in the source material
>>552040476Only Gil saw it.
>>552038698Can't speak for other denominations, but for catholics it lasts from the 25th of December until the first Sunday after the 6th of January.So we still got some time left to celebrate.
this thing looks like shit>that'll be $399 USD
I WILL RON YOU, RON YOUWRAP MY KAN AROUND YOUI WILL RON YOU, RON YOUMY URA DORA
>>552042148Mahjong EOS soon?
>>552042148genuinely awful, and triple the price of a regular setwho will buy this
>>552042581Me.
>>552042581Everything persona 5-themed aside from the game itself literal cash grab dog shit and sells like hotcakes
>>552043110Aryan beast
Persona hasn't been good since eternal punishment
Play a real shin megoomi tensay game, like Nocturne or Strange Journey. Persona is a casualized dating sim that appeals to lonely waifufags.
>>552043728But the first Persona game wasn't even released until 2006?
if it's your personality it's slop
>>552043761never played it, how do you casualize a dating sim.
>>552043110Is that chibinekodemyx :3
>>552043110is that fucking garthe
>>552044036By not letting you date the demons and having you listen to the inane daily doings of retarded high schoolers instead.
The "touch grass" line was the straw that finally broke the camels back for me. I downloaded Anki and I'm starting to learn the kana. I will be a JOP by the end of 2026.
>>552044707>pedonevermind
>>552044895>touching digital flashcards instead of touching grassamaekoromo-5.png
>>552030718Some of his bond/home screen lines are surprisingly explicit.
Lesson 1: Japanese made easy! What schools never teach. The core Japanese sentence -organic Japanese
>ranked friend congratulating me on saint got censoredhow do i see it
>>552044895Touch ass
>>552045095>oooh touch grass oooohDIE! Stupid Koromo.
>>552045434Just checked, and he wrote "wait for my Google doc".
>>552044895Touch grass. Take a shower. Get a clue. Go outside. Put the fork down. Have sex.
Aru, you've been the only one emoting in the Gold Room for a while now. Just give up.
>>552045913Hahi! That just means that Aru hasn't lost his Mahjong Soul! We still fighto!
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?
>>552046184You
>>552044895another crab joins the bucket
>>552046332Hoe... Akari Mizunashi would never say this... This is falseflagging of the highest order...
>>552045760I'm going to take a shower and have sex
>>552046446>mizunashiwater doko?
>>552046586Take a shower after sex
>>552046446who are you calling a hoe
>>552045712Kek
I didn't shower after doing a prostitute. Am I going to get AIDS?
>VR JAV release day
I showered and touched grass, where is my sex?
OOPSI DID IT AGAIN
>>552047141That was my great-grandfather's favorite childhood song
The exile/ban has passed, and its christmas, new years, are we okay with welcoming him back?
>>552047425No.
>>552047425r yesm yesk no
>letters
>n
>>552047425I miss you in friendlies k
man
>>552047802you missed playing mortal in friendlies?
k. I Aru main
>>552046861>Nothing good
What was the name of that new Princess Maker-like game someone posted here a few days ago? I can't find it, I don't even remember any words in that post or in the replies.
I've already been calling vote skips and rage quitting to be the new k
>>552048040he wasn't using mortal in friendliesi know that, because i utterly destroyed him and i play like a complete retard
>>552046861Which VR headset would you recommend for cooming purposes? I'm thinking about getting one soon.Mahjong.
>>552048484https://store.steampowered.com/app/3069630/Galaxy_Princess_Zorana/I got you senpai
>>552048639Why do you think he would dama and rage quit, it's because he was using mortal and losing retard
>>552048484
>she has to redo the squares Sorry collage bros maybe next year
>>552048686>>552048874I don't think it was either of those.
you should be allowed to fake riichi online
>>552044895
>>552048484>Princess Maker-like gameUma Musume
>>552049448This but unarually.
>>552048678wait for the Frame
>>552048678I would also like to know this as someone who has zero interest in VR besides the novelty of VR porn
Why does this "touch grass" meme make so much people upset? Isn't it just "go outside"? I've been hearing people telling me to go outside my whole life, it doesn't do anything to me.
>>552049448You can on autotable
>>552049892because it's the stupidest fucking way to say "go outside"why grass of all thingssay "see the sun" or "take a walk" or any thing elsebut it has to be GRASS of all thingsjust that random fucking concept
>>552048678>>552049876Quest 3 is the best headset out currently for cooming. Frame will be better for actual gaming most likely. >>552049656Frame doesn't have color passthrough
>>552050198See, this is a perfect example of a person who needs to touch grass.
WWYDobviously 9p, but would you riichi or dama?would your decision change if you weren't oya?
>>552048484Machine Child?
>>552050198I mean, I agree, it's pretty retarded, but I don't think it's something to be so mad over. Moreover, getting mad over the form makes it seems as if the person was mad over being told to go outside, basically dealing into the retard who said it.
>>552049892It's a stupid Twitter meme that got popular like 4 years ago. It's like if the translation staff made Nana say "sheesh that's bussin fr" in the next Cat Chat.
>>552049892Woman or as ju would say roasties>>552050198
>>552045760>Put the fork downNo.xenia-12.png
>>552050320so if having any sense of logic or ability to think for myself means i have never PHYSICALLY INTERACTED WITH A BLADE OF GRASS IN MY LIFE i'm fucking staying inside and opening ankifuck you nana>>552050376obvious 9p when fuji holds all the dorano i don't care that you would have ippatsumoed with 3pyou probably shouldn't even have pushed 1m
>>552048484HEART of CROWN
>>552048484>>551444823
>>552050568Lose weight, fattie.
>>552050613Thank you, that was it. You really are the strongest detective.>>552050601>>552050383Hana was right, but thanks nonetheless.
>>552049892because when you tell someone to go outside then the insult doesn't really hit because in their mind they will have some excuse like "I went outside when I was bringing the trash out" so that their ego won't be affected by the insult. but "touching grass" is so specific that the ego can't be protected with excuses and they'll sperge out like this >>552050198 anon
Nana triggered all the incels!Yikes!
>>552050449>It's a stupid Twitter memeit was a /pw/ (and then /sp/) meme way before that, just like kwab
>>552050867everyone touches grass when they go their twice weekly jog fuck you
I started learning Japanese to play h-games after I saw how bad the fan translation scene was. Now I read mahjong articles on Note occasionally. Everyone should follow in my footsteps.
>>552050601Dumb little ha-
>>552050881nuh-uh, I'm volcel
>>552050881TN: Nana says チー牛
>>552051084can you become one of the good translators plz
Janekeks could never.
Nana has 15 bodies
>>552050867>because in their mind they will have some excuse like "I went outside when I was bringing the trash out"But why would they need an excuse? Am I the only unironic basement dweller in here? Next time you're gonna tell me people still get mad over being called a virgin.
>>552050591>>5520503761m push was borderline, maka says 55/45 defend/1m, mortal says 20% push 80% 9p defend.when tenpai comes, mortal says dama, maka says riichi. i went with dama and instantly tsumod obviously. maka does this alot, most hindsight celestial bot.
Nana had 3 abortions.
Does India have grass you can touch?
>>552050376I riichi this unless I'm at Saint 2 or 3
>>552051364I do not have the patience to translate shit. Enjoy your Dazed slop.
>>552051423what did i fucking sayalso i'm certain MAKA is programmed in a way that it disagrees with moves ONLY if it deals inyostar doesn't have the brains to make a competent AI so they make MAKA look better by faking it and punishing hard working rankers like me BY ALWAYS TELLING ME I MADE THE WRONG MOVE WHEN I ALREADY KNOW MORTAL WOULD HAVE AGREED
>>552050376If this was throne they'd riichi 5p
>>552050867Did you realize that "go outside" isn't meant to be taken literally? I'm not telling you to get real because you're 2D either.
>>552051084I literally did the same thing. H-games are the best learning material.
>>552051908how do you learn japanese if you're always hard and not jacking offyou'd get blue balls
Japanese is a waste of time
Come at me, Banana, you roastie queen, let's see if your insults work on me.
so who wants to commission art of nana getting brutally raped
>>552052152>Wanjirou/Joseph rate upInstant roll
I'm making a nana grass team for league nana
I'm already the famous Dog Joseph Steve
>>552052130You know that most eroge are not nukige, right? There's plot, dialogue, spending with your cute JK girlfriends. H-scenes are your rewards for being able to read up to them.
>>552052448You can't assert your claim to those characters because you're always at work though
ICantPlayMahjongBecauseImAtWork
>james
Shame on you.
Ehh? You can't even OHP 1plate? What a loser.
can some put the job application on the ntr queen please and thank you.
sheentia's mom is canonically in the nuthouse?
>>552051816Lynch's shit is all fucking garbage and being "le dreamlike hard to put together" doesn't salvage one iota of them
>>552052840No wonder her daughter is a nutjob.
>>552051752well, i will say that maka isnt THAT bad but i do feel like there is some hindsight celestial action happening.
>>552052840isn't sanatorium a place you just send old people to to get massages and sit in sauna so that they don't clutter up your house when they finally sell their apartment and move in with you?
>>552052893>>552052994
>>552053281It's an outdated term, nowaday's it's called hospice because to the ignorant it sounds like the loony bin
>>552052840cynthia is such a lady
>>552052840Sanatorium could also be for those who are super contagiously ill like those with TB.
>>552053473i thought hospice is when you send them to literally die while being constantly on drugs and sanatorium is a place where they go to and come back after a while, like a vacation
doko
>>552053679Yuzu cute!
>blew a ten roll on the sheep banner>no sheep
>>552052710
>>552054035I still don't have the Street Fighter IV effects...
>>552053679Adorable
>>552054060NOOO, my kriptonite!!
>>552054060NOBODY IS TAKING THESE
>>552052501Stop calling VN H-games. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING GAMES. IT'S A "VISUAL" """"N O V E L"""". NOTA GODDAMNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
ママさんず オブ デスティニー
>>552054410nips literally say ゲーム
>>552054482they don't know the connotations of the word "game"
>>552054018Cute potater.
>>552054410>uhm ackshully mom it's not a porn game, it's serious literature!
>>552054584they don't even call them visual novels, it's an english term
It’s called hentai
>>552054674It's the opposite. I love eroge, but hate boring ass VNs with no gameplay. Might as well just read porn at that point. When I say eroge I want other people to understand eroge and not some fucking VNtard to come and ruin my expectations for the discussion
>>552054803If you want a game go on DLSite and sort by R18 games.
>>552054674subahibi mogs literally every book ever madeif you disagree your media literacy is simply too low
Is mahjong a game?
>>552054891It's a gyanburu.
>>552054858I know you nigger, I've played more eroge than countries on Earth. I'm just saying I don't want VNs to be included in eroge discussion. I can tolerate some that are a mix like Rance or Dohna Dohna. But pure VNs, especially kinetic novels just piss me off. Worse writing than erotica, worse visuals than h-manga/doujin. Literally the worse porn medium.
yagooey
>>552054891it's a くそゲーム
>>552054803no wonder alicesoft is over, they just arent cut out for the western market.
Do people actually jerk of to eroge? Every time I played one, it took so long that I've either grown to like or hate the characters. If I like her, jacking off would feel bad, and if I hate her I just want to get her off my screen.
>>552054860I read a Spanish MTL of the English translation and I agree
>>552055142low brain functionyou probably can't even imagine the word nigger in your head and rotate
Chuwa yo, chuwa yo ubarechi chuwa yo
Yagooey~
Cynthia's mum is DEAD
Chuwa yo, chuwa yo ubarechi chuwa yoChuwa yo, sumbakok ju chuwa yoChuwa yo, chuwa yo ubarechi chuwa yoChuwa yo, umbachinja chuwa yoUwaaaaa Speaki elji pachiyoSpeaki [completely indecipherable gibberish]Uwaaaaa Speaki elji pachiyoSpeaki [completely indecipherable gibberish]
They call me the Princess Maker.
>>552055372
>yet another magazineI HATE YOU FUJI
>>552055372Only after finishing the whole vn, but even then there's only a few scenes that are worth jacking off to
>banner with the only 2 good males on rate up>get this chink instead with all of my saved up scrollskill yourself fuji
>>552057170why the fuck are you rolling for men
>>552057170>what could've been a good mom character.
>>552057170I'm telling ya. Fuji is a bitch.
>>552057170Who even is this
>>552057493He damas in friendlies
Fuji's bond skin is the most attractive
>>552057493I have literally never seen any of his emotes before
>>552057170He is still in the top half of the m*les
>>552057493His schtick is that he's the young, but genius, tea master. He runs the teahouse that panda works in.
>>552057493he has good emotes, sir
>>552057659Famous sex and child haver plays him
>>552057791and he talks with a kansai dialect
>>552057731There's a male ranking?
what up my jongsissiesi did 75 pulls this year in ms, and got one (1) character5% is a scamsorry but i'm switching to riichi city™
>mahjong general>looks inside>not a room
I'm at work
yeah where's the riichi city room?
Sega MJ doko?
>>552056318>>552057170>>552057367All this incessant whining.
ronron doko?
>>552055142>worse visuals than h-manga/doujinkek you have no idea what you're saying
>>552058547>all this incest winningftfy
Stnadard rulesMajsoul Friends Room 28691(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28691
>>5520589233/4Hurry up and log in, yes you! You can make it!
>>552058923Or notstarted!
>>552054414Why is sweat so uncommon these days? I want my women steaming. I want to imagine the smell. Hibiki is probably really fragrant considering she's a 自宅警備員.
They should really remove tsumo loss in asura and memesura.
>>552059115just in time
>>552059558touch. grass.
>>552059602and sanma
>>552059814I do, and I have sex, and I have three saint accounts.
I took a nap for a bit, let's play some 'jong.Majsoul Friends Room 62866(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62866
>>552059814
>>552059916I was talking to 'biki
>>552059643that is a really cool/cute panda skin
Kore de yosh.
>>552060171ぴぇ!
why is no one talking about the tourneyi almost didn't realize there was a new one
>>552060405something about holding pieces of metal comforts me.
>>5520599672/4!!!
>>552060371What's the gimmick?
>>552060371TO trying to thread the needle of shilling the tourney versus attention-seeking
Brass monkeyThat funky monkey
What's Tuntematon sotilas?
>>5520599673/4waiting on one more nyagger
>>552060371shan't sing up until he gives it a name
>>552060567Nevermind, I read the docI'll wait the last second to sing up. I'm not sure if I have tourney fatigue or not
>>552061124untitledtourney1.mjg
>>552061315now put it in the doc
>>552059967sharted
>>552060606Yea you know what time it is
the laast time
Wasn't there supposed to be a memesura tourney first?
>>552061954>memesuraI hope not
we were supposed to have basic sanma tourney 3
絶対領域にオイルを塗って高速タッピング
>>552062008speaking of bst, did sanma to finish the certificates?
>M1 looperגױישער קאָפּ
too many tournaments, we are burnt out and need a break.
>>552062395
>>552062450a break to do whatyou don't play ranked
>>552060371it was time for a regular tourney but then some idiot is now trying to steal war TO's title of most retarded TO
>>552054891運ゲー
>not regular enough for the regularkeks>not gimmicky enough for the gimmickeks
>>552054891Gomi Game.
>watch the first two Tomb Raider movies (the ones starring Jolie) when they came out 20 years ago>think nothing of them, just movies to pass the time>try to rewatch them>stare at Jolie's tits the entire first movie>stare at Jolie's nipples poking through her bikini and her wetsuit in the second oneI hate what I've become
>>552062395They got invalidated
>>552062741this is a regular tourney, just with a 30/10 uma split
>>552062671okay, but you didn't have to call me out like that
bros?the singup sheet is grimhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
>agariyame nashi (dealer win/tenpai does NOT end the game in all last)>tobi nashi (busting disabled)>no west extension, minimum points to win is 25000>kan dora flips instantly on open kan>riichi can be called on the last turn without a draw>split uma for tieswhy were all of these new rules necessary?
>>552060950Finnish Band of Brothers.
>>552063098I'm rewatching community and I'm constantly distracted by Annie's rack
>>552063394>no west extension, minimum points to win is 25000so there's no oka? first place just gets the uma for first?
>>552063210>Qualifiers is July 1 to December 12Why is it so long
>>552063394it's a tournament ruleset, they're not "new rules" but rule variants
>>552063210Fine, I'm singing up even though it isn't memesura tourney
>>552063490I had no idea what it was, so I looked it up and the first thing I thought when I saw Annie was "she looks Jewish."Also, I don't blame you.
>>552063490I wish there was an AI that could cut out characters when watching series.
>>552063492Yeah these rules are pretty standard for IRL tournaments
>>552063492correct, no oka
Did we ever have a tourney with oka?
https://www.twitch.tv/me_beloved
>>552063980any tourney with 30k goal
>>552063990Shan't I'm watching Remon
>>552063990mahjong?
>>552063990why is he a blindfolded pillsbury doughboy with a tophat
Is oka a leftover from the gambling aspect of mahjong? No oka means get a 0 and you're free, you can play more safely, but introduce a prize pool for the first place and suddenly there's an incentive to risk it and fight.
>>552064018"Goal" is 25k by default so it'd have to be manually changed.
>>552064716huh, i thought the default settings are just copypasted from ranked
>>552064849they are but oka isn't on in ranked
>>552064593>leftoverParlors still use oka all of the time to skew the payments for first place. Coincidentally, you also pay the table fees when you win in first place.Turns out there's no way to make a profit long-term in parlor mahjong.
>>552040476If I remember right, there's a scene where Shiro gets his arm replaced and he shows up at the house to greet Sakura with Illya next to him and Sakura gives him this look.
>>552064918holy, you're rightit's literally 25k goal
>there are anons who play ranked and don't even know the rules
>>552065912I still don't know how to count fu
ist this the smallvile guy, i thought we killed him in poland
all I know is I need to avoid 4th place
>>552058923ggs that's all I've got time forLuck has really gone downhill lately, hope next year is better
>>552063394as mentioned above the intention was to emulate standard EMA/WRC tournament rulesets, with the exceptions of >aka ari>starting at the online default 25000 rather than the 30000 in EMA/WRC tourneys (doesn't really matter with tobi nashi anyway)>no atamahane (off in EMA, on in WRC but I hate it personally)the uma is bumped to 30/10 to adjust for aka dora
>>552065912I never knew oka was a thing in mjs ranked.
>>552058923total baggie RAPE
>>552065912why would i need to know the rulesmajsoul does that for me
>>552065979I still don't know how to read man tiles
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who wants to be my ranked rival for Jade January?t. M1
>>552066097it's not a thing in ranked
>>552065912YOU BROKE THE RULES
There is no oka but you need 30k to finish the match (unless it's West 4)
>>552058923gg, those were some very pon yeehaw games>>552060063yea it's great, I really like it
>>552066054>no atamahaneWe will never get a kino moment like this thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lwJe8JdbOQ
>>552058923 >>552066047ggslmao
>this guy was ONE 2nd away from saint>with ZERO callshttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/70501673/12/that's fucked up
>>552066432>almost 11% deal-in ratethat's pretty bad for permamenzen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opbi7d42s8E
i blame 10hoe for weird online ruleset
>>552066132Come on, anon, learn with me!一 二 三 are 1 2 3These ones are a-easy!四 is 4, it's like a square, and squares have 4 sides!伍 is hard, but the 五 part kinda looks like 5, doesn't it? Just with one additional beam on the bottom.六 is even harder, but you'll learn it in no time!七 looks like 7 upside down!八 is 8 and looks as if you furrowed your brows!九 looks funny, so it's 9!
>>552059967GG
>>552059967BACK TO 3/4!
>>552066829it's 6 and 7 that always got me, dunno why
>>552059967gg! sorry i only had time for one game
>>552067034six seveeeen
>>552066398hes crying
>>552066398Fucking Hiyoshi screaming Give me back my 32000 what the hell is this Murakami will never not be funny
>>552067056NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
一 二 三
>>552066779btw i noticed the late dora reveal also appeared in old mahjong arcade games, so the tenhou might've adapted it from there
>>552067190eins, zwei, guten morgen
>japs fear this
>>552066398till this day, i firmly believe he done it on purpose, he had to have known
>>552067410
>>552067190Aru, ganbatte!
-=≡
>>552067410一 二 三 死
>>552066398I knew what's going to happen but still felt bad. If that was me I'd flip the table.
>>552067740aieeeeeeeeeeeeee bad omen bad omen
>>552067410I still remember when I watched Another and realized there was no fourth floor in the hospital (there was 4rd floor and 5th immediately after on the elevator panel) and I found it funny that there surely are hospitals like that in nipland, because some retard probably blamed the death of a relative on the floor they were on.
un deux trois cat sank
>>552068110>4rdObviously meant 3rd, I have no idea how I typed that.
>>552068110A lot of western buildings skip the 13th floor as well
TO here, tourney has been rebranded as "untitled tourney">>552061124i hope this alleviates your concerns
>notipsgimmick
>>552068110Another what?
>>552068583tips are a gimmick, real mahjong doesn't have tips
>>552067887Really? I still don't get people who get mad over things like that. In our club we probably would've laughed about it for at least the next couple sessions and it would've become a meme like various other situations that happened during our games. I know it's a casual setting and it's completely different during tournaments, but tournament setting is all the more reason to not go for meme hands.
>>552068110>4rdI love that car brand
my Meta glasses give me tips in irl
The sky is blue because air is blue.
>>552068930wouldn't that make the sky green because the sun is yellow?
>>552069140The sun only appears yellow because of the earth atmosphere
>>552069140The sun is white. Look directly at it and tell me that its not.
>>552069140The sun is orange
>>552068393I never encountered that, though I remember that one street that skipped 666th
>>552068930more like because the air is everything but blue, so blue is the only thing that gets though (blue)
>>552069263Why is everything black?
>>552069263The sun is black right now, that's why it's night time.
>>552069343this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard.aru-4.png
>>552068886Yeah if anon actually flipped the table he wouldn’t be invited back anywhere even casually
>>552069373you got teleported to detroit
toimen is dc'd here btw holy shit just take 3rd
>>552069343While that's technically how transparent things work, you'd probably describe a green tinted light bulb as green instead of every color except green.
>>552069451
>>552069456but that's how it works
>brits no tits
>>5520694511m
>>552068886I won't actually flip the table but I'd be really salty about it. My mentaru is weak like that.
The sky is blue because it's reflecting the ocean!
>>552069875The ocean is blue because water is blue.
>>552069578you ron skipped right
>>552069657dont believe everything you read on the internet
Bravo aruscientists
>all the tiles I wanted to call are in the dead walldefinitely my last mahjong game for this week
Do your gfs allow you to fap to lolis?
>>552069924Water is clear
>>552069969+6 points towards masteror my humanity?i'll let you think about which one i chose
>>552070103no wait I was thinking of diffuse reflection or something
Playing mahjong with the happiness charge precure B^)https://youtu.be/dvwCKRiZnZE?si=NeYLDYC8XN0VtTjY
>>552070201no, but she makes me eat mangoes
>>552070591Why?
>>552070535I would rather play with the star twinkle precures
>>552070738mahjong
>>552070738Aru rape.
>>552070824Rikuhachima Aru is a mahjong character.
>>552070738It should be illegal for the retarded to have such sinfully sexual figures
I'm gonna kill beat Aru with a baseball bat.
>>552070787Lala would be very efficient with her AI.https://youtu.be/tm5kSnvVkMA?si=oPxK1a4OT61bvg93
>>552071148leave her body to me
Majsoul Friends Room 69439(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69439memesura
Question for the Hannah posters. Do you consider the new ZZZ furry a loli and what are your general thoughts? Do your parents know you are a disappointment?
>>5520713082/4
>>552071427>ZZZgooner game
You dont get it, swiping my card and rolling for AI generated .pngs IS the gameplay
>>552071308Full
>>552070763wish i knew, mango as fruit, candy and yogurt flavor, mango pudding, when i ask she gets kinda agitated and doesnt tell me, its been almost two weeks now, i just kinda accepted it
>>552071427YesMidMy parents disowned me
>>552071427This but Lycaon
Riichi or dama?
>>552072417>eastobvious rizzchi
>>552072417riichi, terminal suji is genbutsu
>>552071308yeah okay
>>552072198I have the opposite issue with my gf. She is very childish and won't eat most fruit because they are "mushy" I really need her to eat some pineapple though.
>>552072417Terminal suji, easy riichi.
>>552072417>>552072548>>552072609>>552072657>damaDid I mention I have two Saint accounts?
Eve got cancer
>>552059967gege
>>552059967g
>>552072919the crab doesn't understand gold room
>>552072654my man, why are you still tryna fap to lolis?
>>552072198Perhaps I have an explanation.I have heard that mango makes your ejaculate taste better, does your girlfriend frequently perform fellatio?
>>552059967gg
>>552072919Might as well force toimen to drop his safest tiles ASAP (which usually translates to tiles like terminal suji) with the riichi in hopes of catching up to him with a big haneman direct.You can't skip ron/tsumo either way to try to get him to deal in specifically and a mangan direct isn't enough to overtake, so what's the point? I mean sure you can avoid getting chased by kamicha but bleh. I suppose dama is playable at high saint rates, but I see a chance for 1st here with low enough chances of backfiring that I'll take those odds
>>552072654blud thinks Satoko is his gf lmaoooo
>mahjong soul doing a 3D vtuber stream>blonde nijisanji whore has massive tattooed mahjongers
>>552073109IRL sex was not everything it was hyped up to be for me. To be fair I may have ruined it for myself with escalating fap materials though. For now I am saving up some money to maybe buy some cosplay for her.
>>552073663
All the euros are going to sleep...PLEASE PLEASE STAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>552071427YesCuteCompletely clueless
>>552073832too late it's officially burger hours
It's burger time
Stop recommending me Vtuber videos youtube, just because I watch videos about mahjong in japanese doesnt mean I want to see all these virtual camwhores
>>5520724177p riichi
>>552074006There's not that many mahjong streamers otherwise. Just give in and watch Crow and Moco.
>Hello, is this YouTube?
>>552074186and Nina and Pippa
>>552074186I mean mostly hololive whores and the likes, no I dont want to see a janky 3d model sing in a horribly shrill voice
>>552071308cat eat cat world, ggs, back to 3/4
>>552071308GGs best I can do is 3 games
>>552071308I hate this fucking mode
>>552074303>ninaeeehhh>pippa
>>552071308Started!
>>552072417Dama just in case Kami riichi
>>552073518You don't need to force it. Tsumo is a 2nd, Kamicha headshot is a 2nd, Shimocha headshot is a solid 2nd with chance for 1st, Toimen headshot is a 2nd with chance for 1st. Not much is going to change if you put down that stick with the exception of toimen and then toimen can and will hard fold. Knowing that there is no way declaring riichi is going to be the best ranked EV decision there and 16k direct damage on ninja is very sweet.
We copping bros?https://www.eastking.com.tw/products/kof98-34mm
>>552073719damn, do you even like her? As for the cosplay stuff, dont do it if shes not into it, otherwise its extremely creepy, and by the sound of it you're gonna get bored of it soon as well
>>552074881>You don't need to force it.It's not coming out otherwise as easily seeing that it's dora adjacent. Giving toimen a reason to snap full fold makes it happen, and it most likely makes it happen from him specifically before the other two.Taking 12000 from shimo is also way better than taking 8000, because that sets up the mangan tsumo gyakuten win. And taking 12k direct makes it happen right away
>>552074984I love her yeah. She is super into cosplay and anime stuff actually and even said shed want to try it. It probably won't work but maybe it would be better idk.
>>552039997
What ACTUALLY Happens at the Planck Length?cynthia-7.png
reeee get the fuck out of the gold room niggers
I hate vtumors so much...
>>552073984No its unyuu time
>>552075668Kek no way
>>552075668Just play in silver room
>>552075668if you want them out of gold room why are you trying to force that poor m1 back into gold room
>>552075719short hair meido...
>>552075668anon in the middle
>>552075719Tits too big (I prefer little girls (I'm a pedophile))
>>552071308ggs
>>552071308ggd
>91 mortal rating in jade yonmayup, i still got it
>>552075307thats good then, dont know what you're worried about, itd be funny if you cosplayed her favorite characters and you dont like gojo, you know what i mean. Normie cosplays are pretty cheap, shit quality but no one really cares, only serious cosplays are expansive
>>552074976That looks like a box of chocolates and the tile backs look like chocolates.I want to eat them.
Didn't ask + mortal score means nothing
koromo nashi
>mortal score means nothingahahahahahaha
I asked, I care, it means something.
>>552076560Baseline looper bros...
>me when I analyze my ranked games
Mahjong is my LIFE!!!Please take it seriously.
>there are people here who haven't devoted their lives to mahjong
Mortal creator literally says it means nothing
>>552077065ever heard of death of the author?
>>552076652she looks like she smells bad
>>552077051mahjong has such a low ceiling, how do you even devote more time to this, what can you possibly improve?
>>552076429We have a lot of the same favourite anime. I think shed want to do a Sakura x Syaoran cosplay. She also really likes Cure Connect.
What's your favorite bot flavor?
>>552077243they died?
You guys are obsessing over what a robot says about your discard choices when all you need to review are the times your bot approved discard actually backfires because you didn't practice your wall reading instead
>>552076652>painted toenails out of frameWHY
>>552077439do you think you're even half as strong as asapin?
>>552071427yesvery good, when is jantama getting its own kemololi?they would if they were still alive
>>552077719Is he A2 or A3 now dumb bitch
>>5520780262m riichi clearly
>>5520780262m, push comes to shove 1m tanki wait
>>552078137>2m riichi
>>5520780268p
>>5520780265p dama
>>552078026I would give my wife the 1m
>>552078026Your screaming child
>>552078232>he doesn't play IRL
>>5520780268p dama
>>552078026tsumogiri
>>552051158
>>5520780262m, that single 3m is not coming out and shimo is in tenpai so dama for keiten is retarded, you absolutely need to win that hand
>>5520780268p damat. saint
>>552078026one of the most dogshit spots I could come up with. just 8p dama for now, we can still get shanpon improvement and maybe chankan shimocha. riichi this late will not make the one-chance suji 3m come out before genbutsu unless it's shimocha, and if shimo draws if they'll kan most likelyoff-chance we're tenpai, shimocha isn't at ryuukyoku but not very likely eitherWas 3m ponned early and mr. scrimblo just missed that, or was it just recently called
The Metropolitan Opera - Die Walküre (1990)
Fold ton and let Conor deal in
>sprouts
riichi city doko?
>>552080026I think it's on steam
turns out the YMI mat doesn't quite fit in the table that I got... ...so I might get the mat trimmed a bit.I know, get a Junk mat, but the person who bought the stuff didn't exactly know better.Gonna try and get 'er to get me a Junk mat, but that might be slightly more difficult then it may look... ...also the only Amazon listing is damned expensive.
>>552080062It is indeed on Steam.
Post the answer duburi
>>552078269>>552078312>>552078343>>552078350>>552078614>>552079030>>552079135>>552079286I'd say anyone who doesn't cut 5p or 8p is likely wrong. But the riichi or dama decision is extremely controversial among the robots; maybe someone else can put this into NAGA too.It's very late in the game, so it's fruitless to change this hand up. Unfortunately, even if you dama, sprout's hand seems ready and she'll likely force her tenpai to the end to prevent any hope of a damaten gyakuten (if she's smart).Overall, I think mortal is unironically wrong here and you should just reach for the suji trap, because it's at least a sliver of hope of victory, assuming everyone plays well. Maybe you'll get chankan too.>>552079287Scrimbo keeps the 12m penchan at this point to fold to "rightlord". He doesn't realise ryuukyoku kills him.Sadly, not everyone gets a (You) because of spam filters.
what the hell is a bigoach
BIG OACHBIG OACH BIG OACH
>>552080590Bigcoach. The Chinese robot that can get to tenhoui in houou.
HO HO HO
>>552080590some dudes llm chatbot that he's shilling here recently
>>552080317>he thinks it's dubri
I only trust MAKA.
>>552080950Who is it then that owns that kakek?
>>552080950Who else plays that kakek here
>>552080453Do whatever pretty much, riichi is almost 50/50 for Nishiki but damas by a tiny margin.Noteworthy that no bot ends up in this garbage position to begin with, and it's >bots in oorasu anyway.
>>552081109>>552081110>/mjg/ doesn't recognize tablemats and tilebacks
>>552081303I'm sorry. I'm not schizophrenic.
I've never seen the snake use a kakek
>>552081391Rest In Peace Koito-sama
>>552081204>>bots in oorasu anyway.Why would bots be so bad at the most important round in mahjong?
Gintama: Shinyaku Benizakura-hen
>>552081989
>>552081791bad placement judgment and weird choices as a result
>>>/v/729696728heyyyy
>>552082160
>>552081989heyyyyyy
>>552081791NTA, but bots don't understand a lot of things humans do about oorasu.It goes to highlight how they are still just tools and not smart entities you have to listen to all the times.
>>552077445didnt expect something so old, but cute, she kinda looks like conan style, what is something you like?
>>552083006sound doko
>>552083006He's so cool, bros...
>>552083006how can he make dealing in so cool
>call kan on a hand you are folding just so the guy who deals in gets raped by the extra dora>actually end up a placement higher than you would've been because of italways a kino feeling
>>552077719yes, since you brought him up, he is amongst one of the most predictable digitals, to the point of soulless, even a baby occult/analog would completely destroy a digital after a series of games, not to mention he lost to naga, i know it was bad timing but, just overall really fallen off.he has devoted so much to mahjong but for what at the end, i think he realized and is doing better things and mahjong responsibly.i still respect him alot since he was my idol like many here when i first started.
Everytime I spectate an anon in Gold he's making the worst possible moves. He's going to loop so fucking hard when he reaches Jade.How do I save him?
>>552084005sealclub him back to silver
How do I tell if someone is spectating me?
>>552084169
>>552084169A whole fucking steam notification tier pop up tells you.
Look for posts that are making fun of discards with no context
>>552084169you get an umprompted cynthia-7.png sent to your profile
>>552077719I'm literally Asapin, but anons constantly make fun of me.
>Get a notification anon is spectating my game>Get nervous and start jobbing
spectating an anon and almost died laughing lmao
Xenia used to stream our games without consent
>>552084528if mahjong hasn't nearly ruined your marriage then you're not even 1% near his level
>>552084005when in gold play like gold
>>552084667>our
>>552084656Anon that's your log
>>552075668We may have ranked up but we're still keksperts at heart.Which is why we're not playing in Jade.
Majsoul Friends Room 53550(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53550I need to practice for my NYE party playing rate games
>>552084656well at least he dodged the ippatsu
I've never used the gacha mechanics in this game but I want this skin, how do I get this skin
>>552085332skins just needs to be bought
>>552084656whats so funny?
>>552085332wait X months for it to rerun
>>552085442pei nya
chudma
chadma
>>552085332Summon a re-run by offering your (mahjong) soul to Ichihime nya.
>>552085506huh?
cud
>>552085332skins can be bought directly and always come back one year after releaseyou're lucky that this one was released this year so you just have to wait until next summer!
>>552084889Started
>>552086024pei nya
PEINOOGEY DOLLA
Does pei count as chankan
Ohhh, I get it. It's a pun about ichihime calling pei that sounds like pain, because the play was peiful.
>>552086618Nope. Can still be ronned.
>>552086618no>1800 sanma hanchans and still no chankan
>>552086805you were supposed to get it in silver tonpuu before ranking up retard
OHHHHHHHH WOOOOOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
>>552086897what if i was too fucking good at sanma
Sugmas is ass because>winning after your own pei Heh ez rinshan kaihou +1 thanks for the breakpoint>winning on someone's else peiNo chankan, sorry chud
>>552087035skill issue
>>552086985schizo?
Ar u stupid?
maybe read rinshan and chanKAN chud
>>552084656Honestly deserved.He had genbutsu right there, why are you pushing your hand?
>>552087268No, Aru's last name is Rikuhachima
Aru smart
thank you Hibiki for making sanma great again.
>>552087472God I wish I could do this with my older sister.
>her name is Aru Rika-chama Blue ArchiveHow did random gook#238348 come up with such incredible character writing?
>>552087508that's not your last name aru...
Good morning all sanmabaggies
its an issue of skill
>>552087707gm
>>552084656>not discarding genbutsugold cat moments
>>552087789show me your COLLECTOR title
>>552087623Next collab confirmed.
>>552087707It's currently 9AM in Indonesia, I just thought that was interesting
>>552084889Back to 2/4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MLZD-ga5U
>>552088161why yes, our most famous and well respected anons come from indonesia
I like anons based on their main and name, and there are a few I find cool already, I'm such a fucking slut.
>>552084889ggs nyiggers
'Tis the dawn of the darkest hour, where burger and SEAmonkey meet.God help us all...
>>552084889ジジにゃ
>>552086129neat, let me know when it's back, here's my number: whyducheck?
>>552088340we don't know anything about w****** other than his main and name but still love him forever
>>552088340
>>552088423You forgot the Euroneets
I just want to be anons hero
Watch him as he goes
The only anon I respect from here is the miyu celestial with a gorillion games.Everyone else might as well not exist, you are all forgettable and lame.
>>552088626how would you save me
>>552088340Oh yeah? Name them all.
Deus Ex - Intro HDcyntha-7.png
My yorkshire puddings came out wrong. They didn't turn into cups, they just rose up as cylinders and they're basically really thick pancakes that taste a little too eggy.mahjong
>>5520848893/4
>>552088753Death.
>>552088672there is at least one anon here with twice as many games
>>552088753by playing really cool mahjong, and you would be like "damn that's cool".
I have over 1200 friendlies and less than 100 ranked games
>>552088018I would but it won't let me post it. there's some kinda glitch in the system or something
>>552084889restarted
A /doko/ anon broke my hand through fighting games alone.He's pretty cool if you think about it, almost scary.
You learn more form friendlies than ranked
>>552089569Where do I fill them out?
>>552088852Did you preheat your molds and oil?
[retarded headcanon statement]
my god what are yo udoing
>>552089692Yes.ichihime-2.png
>>552089752True and based
>>552089820did you rest your batter?
>>552089939No...ichihime-937.png
>anon is too retarded to bakeMany such cases
>>552088803I'll tell you who they main so you back off okay?2 famous cats, a bunny, nana, fuji, 2 mikos, 3 drunks, 3 hags, 2 sakis, saber, mirai, ayako, 4 baggies, sara, xenia, a former swordsaint, 2 yuzus and a panda, sorry if I missed you, its not like I keep a list.
>>552089782Honours are genbutsu!
[True statement]
>>552090016nyaa...
>>552090160I didn't like you anyway
>>552090160>not in the list
>>552084889oh no, he's dead
You are never more than 13-shanten away from kokushi musou.
>>552084889miko bros...Back to 3/4
>>552084889
>>552090416I'm 14 shanten
>>552084889ggs gtg play lc
Any reason and possible solution for this? I have to refresh each time to fix it for a few minutes.
>>552090416
>>552084889ggs,nya
>>552090570Get off the mcdonald's wifi, you fat fucking faggot.
>>552090650I have a cable connection
>>552084889gegesorry for the rape, I was gunning for that yakumeme
>>552090570I had this like 6 hours ago for a while but it hasn't happened since. Not sure what I did
Do we have 1, 2, or 3 famous steves?
>>552090160>2 mikosWhich two? The burger, the burger, or the ...burger? Wait, hold on I meant the tranny, the tranny, or the tranny?
>>552090160>swordsaint mentioned>no steves mentioned
>>552090160That's like half of the general
>>552091153one of /mjg/'s worst edits
>>552091165there are 200 unique and active anons
>>552090160>3 hagsIt can't be helped.
>>552090160>No malesWhy does no one like us...
>>552091393all me btw
>>552091393At least 60 of those are my alts.
>>552090940The hated Steve, the retarded Steve, and the kool Steve
>>552090160>no hatsshit list
The next time THAT steve damas in my friendly I'm naming him.
>>552091632hello unknown hat
>>552090160Knew I'd be on there. I'm the famous cat.
Japan has fallen
>>552090570This happens to me frequently and I have no idea whyI just know it's not because of a lack of connection because it either happens to all my tabs in my normal window or all of them in my private window but not both at the same time and fixes itself after 10 minutes or so
>>552090160>on the list
>>552091393ip counter doko
>>552091975Not you, he's talking about the saint
Are there even 3 drunks?
>>552092060>not on the list
segamj anon, the other one, and uh the one saki sometimes
It's okay guys, you can add me to your list whenever you want to. It doesn't have to be right now.
Hmm...nyo
>>552092510Oh you're on the list all right, sheentia.
>>552092060>xapitan>the OG mentarulet who always does well in league>the schizo AussieWe had a saint Xenia?
>>552092732soccer cult??
They call me Hartmann's Youkai Girl.
>>552092838ewno he's irrelevant as a xenia
Michael from laos
If this post ends in a number less than 4 I will install the horse game. If the number is below 2 I will play it tonight.
>>552093000goodbye anon
>>552093000My condolences.
>>552093000Holy checked
>>552093000
>>552093000>he needs to install horsie this very second
>>552093000no horsies for you, you have to kill yourself instead
>>552093000party dash???!?!
>>552093000Which horse game? You should play Star Horse
>>552093254no sheenthiayou're still the only one on /doko/ who knows what that is
>le silly reddit horse game
>>552093000it's over for me
>>552093321
>>552093000>>552093369
>>552093549who is your favorite horse?
>>552093549take it to /uma/ pal, you're not welcome here anymore
Great, more browns
I'm so tired of horseniggersGenuinely so fucking tired of their cesspool community overflowing everywhere and pozzing other generalsFuck off and kill yourselves
>>552093729uma is a critical element of mahjong scoring thoughbeit
>>552093809Based Chihori post
>>552093809This is how I felt when it dropped in Japan.
>>552093809This is the first Chihori post that I've agreed with
At least with horse betting people lose everything and kill themselves
>>552091882>>552090762It got fixed after refreshing several times.
I ignored the horses up till last week when I saw her, "The One", now I want to play but she's not in global yet, so I guess I will stick around a little longer.
>>552093809They're here to stay sadly, much like the BAggots they have no shame nor self awareness and there is literally nothing to stop them.It can't be helped.
i like teioooo
Next collab is horses
It's the year of the horse so prepare for the worst
I can't believe eurokeks won.
>>552094030In any country with welfare, you can always make it back up to normal and go back to goombling as well.
Should I play Blue Archive?
UMAPYOI! UMAPYOI!
>>552094415no
>>552094415blue archive is redundant now that aru is in mjs
>>552094415No, the BA anniversary banners just ended which are the best time to start.Just fap to doujins and post funny Aru emotes on /mjg/
Bravo burgerkeks
>>552094369It was rigged for them to win on so many levels, every other nation never really stood a chance.
bravo flet
>>552094575>>552094473The duality of Chihori
>>552094369They're losing bigly in reality so I will let them enjoy their small escape from the brown menace
>>552094509you sure about that?
It is only natural that eurochads would win.
>>552094415blue archive has brought me more happiness than mahjong ever has
>>552094548Oh yeah? Post the best doujins.
>>552094789Aren't these two just a copy of those jailers in P5?
BA brought more pinks to majsoul so I liked the collab
>>552094975https://nhentai.net/g/556474/
>>552095161>nyuqinghua-3.png
>nit really is burger ours
CEO of mahjong here, uma collab confirmed.
I'll be the famous Rice Shower
>>552095161can't wait for ba collab part 2 with these jyanshi
>>>/vt/108173430yagiyui-8.png
>>552095161>nkatsurakotaro-12.png
>>552094975https://exhentai.org/g/3002324/31422b0cea/hoshino-11.png
>>552095369I just know anon was masturbating thinking about how Nina was impregnated by another man and he never stood a chance.
Sad Panda is shit too only because Tendon bends the knee to Jewcob while continually fucking over people who actually use his website.
>>552095369I wish anon would let Nina go.It's not healthy for him to be this parasocially obsessed with a girl that doesn't even know he exists...
There's Niyaniya and Chaika if you're looking for something that got Irodori'd, otherwise Sadpanda is still the better option because uploads in n are just low res gallery rips from panda anyway.
yuzu-0.pngMajsoul Yuzu Room 13572(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13572
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