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ANONIT WAS 19781977 WAS THE LAST THREADHOLY FUCK CANT YOU PEOPLE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
Oinko!
>>552082078why did they name her mr cb when she's clearly a girl
>marked
umanko
So what went wrong with this one? Except the 100 skill points wasted on straightaway recovery that I took for social pressure (it never works)
This could be a good thread…
>>552082208ruby wouldn't do this.
>Paypiggies are no longer at the bottom of the social hierarchy because botters exist
We accept bets on whether we'll have porn posted in under 50 posts
Is it possible to make a last minute Suzuka? I just got her
my wife
>>552082285this bread will be butter
>>552082205The horse's parents were in denial; they had absorbed Asian tradition concerning the desirability of sons, and they would not have accepted the foal if she had been given any but an explicitly masculine name
ryan love
>>552082271wit sucks and no mid race skills
hehe
>>552082285I doubt it
>>552082208post the comic where Ruby's trainer wishes something for her
how would oguri react if i cummed inside her
I've got a bad feeling about this thread.
>>552082146hmmmm I don't care about the thread number tho
The boys>>552082328You JUST have to say it huh
>>552082241>あたしnyo... my bokumanko dream it's over...
>>552082271meta soulless
do 800 STA still needs Maestro?
>>552082030If you are going to waste your time baking a thread, at least do it rightThis one is #1978Kitasan banner is gone, you could have updated that
>>552082271looks good to me...
>>552082346That didn't take long
>>552082363Yikes hes ritualposting now too
>>552082439
>>552082326???>Top paypig clubs have botters>Use carats to have more bot runs
>>552082447Sure, just in case
>>552082416>ricefag>villainous behaviourWhat a surprise
>>552082328Not even a single bet could be placed
>>552082346>also stop calling me fattykek
>>552082271Uma Stan is useless and Slipstream is difficult to activate. Head-On is a huge gamble and you don't have enough mid race velo to let you get away with just 600 wit.
this thread will be worse
>>552082326hello its me seanigger #542344 and my club is top 10
>>552082540carat runs are self sustaining if you get enough fans
>>552082346holy moly
KILL ALL SPECHUDS
Are there unironically people mentally ill enough to read the OP every singe thread looking for minor mistakes nobody cares about?
>>552082393No
>>552082578Bourbon wouldn't say this
>>552082514it's trash it won't win a lobby>>552082372I had 3 wit cards, then anons told me to put el condor power in now I can't hit 1200 wit anymore
>>552082439>>552082539I can't take them seriously when they're almost the same height as the railing
i hate oguri fat
>>552082671Fucking newfag, kill yourself
Digitan LOVE
>>552082671Yes, I am.
>>552082416Interns probably have to log what thread number they shill on. Prease understand
my tact gf daring
>>552082671>unironically people mentally illMe?
>>552082671Yes, nothing to even argue about, the answer is just yes.
>>552082671yes
>>552082858Jordan is inside her now
>>552082978choking on boba these nuts lmao
>>552082671How new are you?
>>552082671I'm mentally ill but only ironically
imagine jacketless Mr. CB
>>552082858Pokkedashi
>>552082393
>>552083102Okay
>>552082675pretty please?
>>552082978>choking on a bobaGold City is NOT the throat goat.
>>552083069I don't get it.
2026 is the year of the fire horse.
>>552082271keep in mind taiki ain't as powerful as virgo. The lobby makeup drastically affects her ability to win. Youll prol get A finals with that still. Unless you get trapped in single suzuxmaru rooms. Ofc its nice to get more corners / straightaways but you're facing whales, tryhards or both in lobbys
would curren actually put out for onii-chan or is she just a tease?
>>552083186this machitan has nice and perky tits
>>552082271genuinely need more wit to pace up
>>552082668Yeah that's right FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEK
>>552082760jockey tends to be short to maximize horse performance. too tall and the only way you'll reach the maximum weight limit is by extreme diet
can we finish 13 threads today so we can hit 2000 on the new year? thanks
>>552083212Sex and eating junk food after lots of exercise with Gentildonna!!
>>552083212is she talking about the milf trainer?
MAMBODANCHO THAT NIGGA HASNT LOGGED IN A WEEK KICK HIM NOW!!!
>>552082326ironically botting is very attractive to whales because their whole shtick is winning without skill/effort.
>>552083327if I had more wit I'd have 700 power tho is that better?
>>552083405why dont you guys post this in club chat are you even in mambo
>>552083374very based
This is a highschooler btw.
>>552083321Do not.
curren chang
>>552083312She gets genuinely mad about having to wait for her Trainer to return her affections towards the end of her career. She’s definitely serious about it, she just’s just having fun while expressing it. That said, she’s still a whore.
I HATE CURREN
i try to build a pace chaser for weeks, but it's never zooming in the last spurt despite stacking Let's Pump, SFV, NSM, Head-on
>>552083607curren chan chang...
>>552083340If they cared at all about horseracing they'd amputate their limbs (all four) and use only mouth-controlled devices and their voices to direct the horse. It's just not a serious sport, the way they do it
>>552083919it's a front cm bwo
>>552082978
Does this survive the arima CM
Since this game is about grooming hormonal high school girls, none of you are actually in a position of power, right?
>>552083991shooting ropes to grandma!
>>552083991
>>552084131we have teachers, executives, government officials, members of the military, and a lot more that browse these threads
>>552083991Granny no....
>>552084097gold city would NOT think this or do this
>>552083340it took me a long time to realise that the listed weight of 56kgish included the jockey weight and wondering why they load them with massive amount for no reason. only connected once i read that jockey have a 52kg weight test.
>>552084131We have literal glowies here though
I could never imagine any Uma being racist. They are all open minded, caring creatures that will respect people from all cultures & walks of life as long as they are decent folk.
>>552083607F-Falcobros, I just saved this image... I think it may be over for me...
>>552084131uuuuuuuuuh I have to deal with actual umas since im a veterinarian does that count?
Is Restless enough for Scorpio?
>>552084419>uuuuuuuuuhumadachhi
>>552084131nah. but real teenagers are dumb, ugly and annoying
>>552083991meemaw SEX
>mood down event right after the last date with rikojust happened to me 2 runs in a row, wtf maruzen
>>552084478NEVER RELAX
>>552083489FiMo sex
>>552084131The only people I have power over are other adult men
>>552084485Yes.
>>552084419>>552084490UUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOIWould you sing while walking around the tracen offices?
>Digitan can race on turf and dirt>But can also run any style other than Front>Has a weird fucked up bonus to every stat other than gutsIs this.. the ultimate all-rounder?
this shit is rigged
>>552083919it doesn't matter how much acceleration you have if your uma isn't in last spurt mode. your last spurt mode can be delayed or fail to start at all if you don't have enough stamina to make it to the end of the race by the start of the late race. this is probably what's happening to you.
>>552084495Have you considered the following: Japanese school girls
>>552084097happens all the time when we're having sex and her stupid manager calls her to talk about some modeling bullshit
>>552084365
>>552084721All it takes is one mistake tachyon.
Finally I can disable sweepy
>>552084981mating press pregnant on the spot
>>552084097>even edited the iconGood job.
>>552085037bwos can't get pwegnant bwo
>>552084839
>>552085037that's your bro, bro
>>552084981there is nothing wrong with kissing your bro
how would you avoid getting an erection if taiki is your trainee and she loves to hug a lot
>>552082361Should've just done what Maruzensky's owner did. He had already planned on 2 names>if the horse is a boy, Maruzensky>if the horse is a girl, Miss MaruzenAnd now you know why she has that nickname if you didn't before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0An6pY8mE&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
She's this close? Sagitarrius is just XOguri CM then?
When are they gonna reprint the mambo?
>>552085280she'll be out for scorpio too then sag is goldship/tamamo/xoguri
bros im starting to get an actual physical reaction when thinking about doing daily borrow runsmy time might be up..
Post uma you can't wait for to come out
>>552085280Nah her unique is delayed so she isn't your best option. Ends get straightaway spurt again so it's Gold Ship + Tamamo CM
>>552085280Weird, it says Jan 3 for me
>>552085305>he doesn't knowJapanese companies are notorious for hating money
>He actually thinks HOguri will be good outside of 2000-2200lollmao even
>>552085280Ironically XOguri sucks at Arima Kinen.I'll still be running her because I love her.
https://jiggie.fun/yk9rN0https://jiggie.fun/yk9rN0https://jiggie.fun/yk9rN0
>spend weeks thoughtfully training my oshi team of orange umas>get an S rank opera so strong it blows me away>she hardly wins>get an S rank fuku so strong it blows me away>she hardly wins>get an A+ rank suzuka who checks every front runner box>she eats shit every race>retreat to team trials training in disgrace unable to look my oshis in the eye>start churning out drek for the TT bracket>career is going well>really well>what the fuck>why? why now? why this?>try it in lobbies>doesnt meet stamina reqs but doesnt care>never debuffed because everyone is focusing their debuffs on pace and front>higher wr than any of my oshis by a mile/uma/ please hold me... I think I'm going to have to run this... THING instead of any of my orange wives.
>>552085460bleh every long cm is straight spurt but i want to cafe in her natural late and she sucks at every other distance
>>552084728yes
>>552085538I just need one reprint...
Your POV
>>552085606AAAAAAAAAA ASUUUUUUUU OMEDETOOOOOOOO
Can't wait for CM to start so you all have something to talk about again
>>552085606>THINGThe word is "Herald", anon. That is a herald. HEED ITS MESSAGE
>>552084764>"last spurt mode">your last spurt mode can be delayed or fail to start at all if you don't have enough stamina to make it to the end of the race by the start of the late race.i swear to god this game just invents new mechanics every fucking CM, that or im being gaslit over and over again and the game is so random i cant tell whats real or not
>>552085824Teio no plea
Doberchads eating good in Sagittarius
ive decided no longer to pull for kwanzaa oguri because that fat fuck spooked me 6 separate times and now i have her 5*
>>552085691cafe works fine in end, i beat plenty of golshis
>>552085691Lates are also good because Pump and Moving Past have near-perfect timing as well.
>>552085606>all that accel with just enough stam>speed isn't bad considering she'll have a better multiplier than the hundreds of fronts>higher guts than a large majority of umas to win every duel and get better boost out of itYeah that looks solid.
>>552085851Im heading to group B finals for the next 2 CMs cause BigNigs are too OP
Digitan love
>>552085973i used end last cm but i want her to use natural style
>>552085824I'm not fat enough
>>552086046Good luck with that.I'm going to A finals with a non-meta oshi team as always
>>552085893this has been a thing since the very beginning, it's why late-race recovery skills are useless.
>>552085824I'm only a little overweight, Teio isn't interested in me and I'm not interested in her.
Taishinfags won biglyFalconfags inna dumsbter
tamamo is poor and has a tiny pecker and she smells bad lol
>>552082446https://youtu.be/XCbRnm-C5hIPeak Aesthetics. Y2K, Frutiger Aero, Metro.
>>552082297go back to the chair Helios
>>552085893It's not that there's a "last spurt mode", it's just that your Uma naturally gradually increases her acceleration in preparation for the last spurt, which then naturally hits its peak during the last spurt. This is why you see End Closers start climbing positions halfway through the race, they begin accelerating the earliest. Though it's true that when the Uma actually starts accelerating and by how much is a bit random, but when your Uma is finally giving it all she has you'll see her lean forward. It's actually easier to visualize this with Runaway Suzukas because she just doesn't give a shit and goes full acceleration and speed from the start and there you can very easily pinpoint the difference in stances between the runaways and the non-retards. tldr you're getting gaslit, acceleration always matters, in fact it matters even more if your uma isn't giving it her all yet because it makes up for the deficit
>>552085990no position requirement though
I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH
>>552083142cute
>>552083142>>552082675Whats the deal with her and her trainer?
>>552086251potentialfags…
>>552086373ogurigaslight.jpg
I just realized front runner corners does nothing on my runaway Suzuka.
>>552085445
>>552086258shut up fatty
>>552086079So does she pin us down or what?
>>552086101eh natural styles in this game can be pretty meaningless. Idk when lates become usable on long. >inb4 i used late!!don't care
>>552086761my late cafe won just fine lol you're just bad
>>552086761problem i had with end is sometimes she didn't ult
>>552085606Winning Ticket is underrated
>>552086791go away esl
I know how to win Arima Kinen without using ends and gold shit, but I will not be telling you
>>552085606dahby
>>552086876midrace is real important so that shes where LS would normally be in the pack
>>552086661runaway is still front
>>552085445I need her NOW
>>552086947
>>552086947I love seeing girls who have no sense of distance
>>552087078oh wtffalse alarm then
>>552084645...Yeah?
I wonder what this statue looks like in Umaverse
>>552085893
>>552085445Fenomeno!
>>552087215yeah
>>552087065which is why it would be nice to use late
>>552087137they umapyoi'd...
>>552087231an uma and her trainer
>>552087348
>>552086373Based anti-gaslight Golshi
>>552087309...Okay.
>>552087252why is this game so complicated
>>552087215doto rape
>>552087498We don't do that sort of thing around here actually.
>>552087498would she really?
>>552087348How do you know...
>>552087474it's a sim at the end of the day
>>552087606Kissing Doto on the lips!
ok but is there a Uma JAV and gravure in the Uma world?
Taishin is by far the most fun uma to train
>>552087840picrel
>>552087452DOTO RAPE
>>552087840
>>552087840ive seen a maru jav
>>552087909>>552087498Raping and only raping Doto's rude breasts
>>552087840you bet
>>552087885
>>552087840There's a JAV of Tokai Teio getting mating pressed by 400lb of flesh
>>552088039chinese memes are always the best
>>552087840They're called UAV over there
>>552087840yeah tamamo’s got leaked on umatter
>>552088054
>>552088114
is highlander good for Sagittarius?
>>552088112Special Week so cute she doesn't need to cover her face
Cygames released a bunch of Idolmaster games, right? Does that mean we'll have a new Umamusume game in the future?
>>552088112Spechan and Oguri better have big bellies for maximum immersion and erection
>>552088323
>>552088569
>>552088205ENEMY UAV IS ONLINE
>>552085973
>>552088818the average teiofag weighs as much as one
>>552088569>>552088783Trainer is a slutHe is asking for it
>>552088537cygames has scaled back on releasing new games lately
>>552088783
>>552088783Toreinah-kun…you shouldn’t two-time…
>Gentildonna plushies got sold out again on C107 day two at around 11:30 AMVerxina bros... The Donna won again. I... I can't breathe.
>>552089008
>>552089171is she really that popular
>>552088112would you guys pay for uma cosplay sex?
>>552088979There is the new Granblue Fantasy coming over on Steam in March of next year. Sadly it will require everyone to get a new account to switch over. But it does give me hope of a chance at Princess Connect or another game happening. Oddly enough I have been waiting for Takaki's game after he left Marvelous due to the Senran Kagura dispute.
>>552087840I don't see why not. It'll probably be full of umas who couldn't get their career to take off or got injured and had to stop racing. All of those generic umas? They've been in UAVs at least once.
>>552089235that's a cow
>>552089235cute daiwa
>>552089197
Damn never got 3* URA before, kinda wish the sparks were in power. This is still pretty fuckin good with just the track and URA alone tho except Dober was fucking addicted to losing literally every G1 this run, so her affinity is absolute dogshit
>>552089235I’ve paid for sex already. So yes
>>552089386
>>552089437I found that running her as pace makes her way more consistent in winning races. I want to say she wins 90% of her races now compared to the gamble at late surger.
>>552089328>the ura-themed hostess bar staffed with umas who failed to reach their dreams and now have to force smiles for lecherous drunk men (me) instead
What's that, you've been raped? But that is part of your role as a trainer! Be proud of your Umamusume for demonstrating such vigor and conviction!
>>552089437>spoilerOh hey that's every single one of my Ryan runs
>>552083607Currenbros...i-i think I get it now
>>552089657Honestly might have to do this at this point, especially since of the legacies is McQueen. Probably gonna have to dump some points in Mac’s unique just so she has a fighting chancr
next uma will be the one ill goon to today
>>552089235Not sex but I would engage in femdom findom play with an uma in exchange for being allowed to masturbate to photos of her feet and socks and shoes.
>>552089937
>>552089598
>>552089747As director of tracen does she get first dibs?
>hit 8% fail rate>choose second option>get fuckass debuff that gives you a 2% fail chance even at 100% energy>refuse to cleanse itFuck this game I'm doing it live.
>>552089952absolutely fucking based, but me personally I would pay for the Uma to sit on my face while I take care of myself
>>552089247the one mystery game that was in development was quietly canceled and there are no new games on the horizon for cygames
>>552090020
>>552089995im gonna need more than just one in-game screenshot, which none of the npcs have, wiseass>>552090008digitan it is
What races would you aim for if you were an Uma? Would you race at all?
>>552090349I wouldn't race, but if I were to race I'd race in every single one
>>552082205>name a girl "mr.">she's one of the most for you uma in the gamewhat did cygames mean by this?
I’ve accepted the sunk cost fallacy of dumping my remaining pulls into dober til the banner ends and then I start from 0I got Agnes Digital and Wedding Mayano and I do like the translation work for Agnes Digital but WTF does wedding Mayano specialize in
>>552090349Double Sprints. Double Miles. Triple Crown. Arima Kinen. Triple Tiara. Whatever the Dirt G1s are called.
>>552090456means you the player are gay
>>552090349I wouldn't be a thoroughbred uma. I'd be a courser or a destrier
I'm trying to build a debuffer tachyon that targets both FRs and PCs. Thoughts on the deck?
>>552089952I had a coworker who used to do findom. She got out of it when the guys started wanting to meet irl
>>552085824Weight limit exceeded
>>552090430>>552090506pretty sure you would die if you did that, races put a lot of stress on your body, which is very poorly represented in-game by a slap on the wrist
>>552090349Raping Air groove and Daiwa Scarlet obviously
>>552090239
>>552090664As long as you get there before you keel over, who cares? You’ve already secured your legacy
>>552090349I would run the Grand National
>>552090680Pilsudski...
>>552090201Too big to be Digitan...Santariat?
>>552090746
>>552090929>secretariat is just big titted digitanNo...
I will run Tama and Christmas Oguri in Sagittarius, with a disqualified debuffer Creek
>>552091162sovlful
>>552091162Based
>>552091069
>>552088285it was before i had maru, but it was definitely her og costume. Actress wasnt pretty&busty enough for me to keep. Just too much out there these days, sry anon. MIGHT have gotten it from the /t/ cosplay thread but months ago
>>552091267
>>552084406N-No way well Curren is hot..
>>552088112is this like some call girl service or something. 'hot single umas in your area'
>>552083529
>been playing for 6 months>still haven't gotten a 3* pwr spark on a single umawhy do i still bother
>>552091492
>>552091652Because I love you
Is Mejiro Bright good on JP? Wondering if I would regret pulling.
>>552090349Depends on what distance I would be good at, I would play to my strengths if possibleand what my trainer wants to achieve, even if it's a distance and surface that would be hard for me to handle, I would like to help them reach for their dream too
>>552089235No, i'm a germaphobe.
>>552091683if only she was like that instead of being a fuckling bitch
>>552089235No I feel weird paying for sex, if the woman isn't attracted to me I don't wanna have sex with her unless it's drunken rape
My sprint TT keeps jobbing to wittards I need to do something about them
>>552090349I'd fake an injury and become the first uma trainer at tracen, where i teach the girls physical therapy to stay healthy
>>552091835>unless it's drunken rape
>>552091950sprint is a wit distance.
>>552091798t. manlet
>>552091598Soapland event.
cute
>>552090349by sheer probability I'd likely be a maiden race jobber
>>552088112I assumed what he meant was, "is there a subgenre of porn where the porn actresses are all umas who fuck human men?", not cosplay JAV irl.
1 (ONE) singular rainbow the entirety of senior summer, then as my energy is at garbage levels it gives me 3 speed rainbows which I failcygames never fails to torture me............
I got her from daily pullshow do you build her for Scorpio?Do you get Red Shift and Nimble Navigator?
>>552090224>the one mystery game that was in development was quietly canceled>it was Party Dash 2
y'all so fucking immature
>>552092719high wit because if she gets rushed her ult doesn't activategive her a bunch of midrace to secure 5th/6th, get pump some iron/OYL/NSM
>y'all
>y'allnigger
>>552092430If you had 1 rainbow, why is your energy so low during summer?
I want sex
>>552085824H-how would footjobs with horseshoes feel?
https://poal.me/ljzoh4
>>552092943I rested, then trained stamina because every card was there, then trained wit, then trained speed which was my only rainbow, then the very next turn after summer there were 3 rainbows on speed with 37% fail chance
wtf is wape?
>>552090349I'll probably win G3s and G2s but job at every G1 I tryI'm above average in skills but never the best at anything, that will definitely transfer. It's infuriating but it is what it is objectively speakingMaybe I'll reach third at best, second is already too much if it's G1
>>552090616I'd borrow Bakushin card over Grass
>>552093224O-Oissu???
>Tazuna and Riko speed and stamina training events can show up before an actual event randomlyWhat the fuck I didn't know that could happen
>>552093473me on the right
>>552093224I am going to TRAIN this anon
>>552093473wait the cat is not dead?
>>552093224I am going to TRAIN this anon (sexually)
>>552093627what you thought akikawa was meowing at you herself?
>>552093487it was in the big 11/11 patch. pal cards are in the pool of random events
>>552093703...yes
platonic umas list:UraraBakushinTickezoTachyonRyanAir GroovePasaGrass WonderDaiScaGolshiRiceOguriTeioSpeBourbonBig HeadCurrenTaishinFalcoBrianHishiAmaCityAkebonoDigitanJordanwho else am I missing?
>>552082030I really hope Cingray's mangaka releases a bonus chapter showing the aftermath of the Arima Kinen. It's so lame that the race just ends and we go immediately into the future without any post-race reactions from anyone, not even from Ryan. As a result, the current ending, while satisfying from a narrative perspective, feels incredibly rushed from a pacing perspective.
>>552093224>that will definitely transferDoes that mean that my almost international level sports career would transfer too?
>>552093819this list is multiple levels of incorrect
>>552093868You can win DAAAAHBY, you just gotta believe
>>552087606It is legal to rape Doto and Dotoposters in /uma/, actually.
>>552093998How did that come about?
>>552093819absolutely wrong
>>552093998this, if you're a dotoposter you're basically asking to be the thread cumdump
>>552093819>Rice>platonic
Should I run this Taiki in Scorpio or go all in with 3 front runners?
>>552093965>win the DAAAAHBY>go to L'Arc>get 8th>never recover best formyeah I can see this
Remember: She's daughter material, not wife material. Do not sexualize her.
>>552094108We took a vote while all of the Dotoposters were sleeping.
sexualize fine motion
>>552091683Seeing the other works by that artist, that dude must really want to draw uma porn.
>>552094309finemo...
>>552093819Urara is the only uma I can see being absolutely platonicAnd somehow people can still bend that and make it romantic(which is wrong and you belong to the cross), so this list is wrong
Need Genki retard wife
>>552090621how do you know she did it? what kind of job did you have?
>>552094309I fell for the Fine Motion propaganda and now I want to sexualize her.And eat some ramen with her too, I love that stuff.
>>552093819>my uma is openly flirts with you, gives you flowers, princess carries you, wants you to meet her parents.fujikings...we won...
you should sexualize special week
>>552088954Grass Wonder would definitely rim her Trainer
>>552093998wtf is this true???
>>552094309Sexualize Fine Motion... 's security team.
>>552094442>apply proper color profile for my stupid wide gamut monitor>convert to sRGB>it's deepfried compared to my phone>don't do that>it's undersaturated compared to my phoneMicrosoft you jeet gorillaniggers it's almost 2026 why is color management still a fucking problem>inb4 LinuxIt's even fucking worse there. How are Apple the only people that have this figured out?
CYJEWS RELEASE BRIDE ULALA RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND NOBODY GETS HURTS
>>552094694fat fuck
Your relationship should be professional tbqh
>>552094694despite being a fatty, she has no ass or titties to speak of. your request has been denied
>>552090349well I'm a fitness obsessed gym twunk so maybe I'd be an ok racer. I do love running. The issue is, shin splints run in my family. My dad was actually a competitive sprinter but had to stop because his shins exploded. I've never pushed myself on the track because I fear I inherited it.
>>552094876Isn’t she a D cup?
>>552094227Does your 3 frontrunners include Suzuka and Taiki? If not, I think you should stick with pace Taiki
>>552094807>supposedly bride >looks like a wedding's ring bearer instead????
>>552094876Special Cheeks has got enough of both for me.
>>552094401>Urara is the only uma I can see being absolutely platonicBakushin actively pushes you away and wants to keep distance when you try to get closer to her.
>>552094908>sprinteryou just need to train with tazuna, riko, and aoi
>>552094908>spoileranon would be an inbred or Duramente bloodline uma
It's always the dead runsClassic year btw
>>552094807Id whale for it
>>552095006I've seen boys with more curves than this
>>552093819>Air GrooveBwo, she already acts like a housewife where she constantly comes into your room and introduced you to her mom.
>>552095109where
>>552094689Her torena is canonically an old man. Are you a giga ojiisan?
>>552095168in this thread.
>>552094908cotton hill
>>552095173Yes
Tail wrapping is so hot.
>>552094795Bro don't remind me, I got a second monitor for christmas and spent 4 fucking hours calibrating the colors.Turns out my original monitor was way too cool and blue in its colors and thus was throwing off my perspective on how everything is supposed to look
why did they make satono diamond kitasan's best friend when satono crown was right there anyway
>>552095383perfect...
>>552095173>Fuji likes to jump on the dick of 50+ year oldsIt's my time to shine, bwos
>>552085606>doesnt meet stamina reqs but doesnt careIt does meet it with the recovery, green, and that muh guts. Only just with awful mood
https://x.com/wonder589/status/2005999351164985776my daring tact gf
>>552095383>>552095457bjorger
>>552095383Twintail hairstyles are shit and always will be shit.
>>552095173yeah. age difference is really hot
>>552095603So goddamn fuzzy
Good night, /uma/
>>552095743umasumi!!
>>552095390because their jockeys were best friends (literally the only connection they have)
You guys ever pretend to be dead after an "experiment" to fuck with Tachyon?
player numbers are in the shitter UNITY killed it before MANT I really can't overstate how dogshit this scenario is
>>552095173Arent the in game trainers (you) fairly young?Dont think we have had one that is on the older side as of now.
I will friendzone every umamusume except for my oshiwife.
>>552095875she'll still feel your pulseshe isn't an idiot, anon
>>552095894proofs?
Ryan lies about lifting weights
>>552095894unity is just URA but better
>>552095962
>near perfect inspo>finally med s>ZERO speed rainbows july-dec senior yearjust.. why game, why? so close..
>>552095303I fkn did it again without touching anything color related at all and leaving it unmanaged the whole way through and now it fuckin looks fine? Neigha please.
>>552095806they also raced together twice, but that's not considered enough to be an actual rivalry>>552095905yeah, (You) are at least twenty years old, but definitely not older than 30
>>552095875>>552095937Purposely dying after participating in one of Tachyons experiments!Cafe having to call in Tama to shock me back alive!
>>552095937>he doesn't know how to temporarily stop his heart from beating
>>552096068steam is doing better than before unity released retard
>>552095937What if I have a REALLY weak pulse?
>>552085606UWAAAAAAA DAAAAHBY
No bulli Tachyon!
Is rushing gale good for next CM?
>>552096071my previous/current best suzu, what are the odds of same stam? lol. Also so silly that there is some how a 1k point differential
>>552094694I will when she wins a CM for me
>>552096092how'd you hide the ui?
Does anyone have a good debuffer parent? I would prefer Rudolf, but as I would take anyone as long as she has decent pink/blues and a lot of sparks for slowing down pace chasers and fronts. I don't want to use Chrono if I can avoid it because this seems like an annoying thing to try and search for.
>>552095937>cant slow his heartbeat like a sniper to below 30bpmngmi
https://x.com/itumomarvellous/status/2006120150697722059?s=20
>>552096092HachimiI still had to composite three screenshots to get rid of the fucking sparkles on the gigantic Career icon and because she kept moving. Hiding the UI hides her text bubble too.
>>552096386we're running exactly the same deck but your stats are so much higher, what the fuck...
>>552095937Bwo your Star Platinum?
>3 borrows >shit runs>close game
>>552096525you just search by what skills you want. I found some before don't recall what is what which tho and their blues suckAir Grove 940230987924 Grass Wonder 811888318508 Tachyon141852796225 Rudolf 751507784274930821639270406294656296
>>552096616they gave digitan such a good singer seiyuu and then wasted it on this shitty song
>>552095298imagine being a newbie uma joining a team, falling in love with your team's trainer but your senpai is already in this kind of relationship with him
>>552096504>>552096658I replied to myself oops
>>552096778Well, yes, 3 runs mean you exhausted your energy of course you close the game after that.
>>552096319cutie
Hmmm
>>552096867You do know why umamusume teams exist... right?Or are you unaware...
>>552096670That's Fine Motion in a nutshell
>>552096670wit maxing with FM is very bipolar. Its truly a highroll style, because she has huge rainbows but such low spec. It also hurts that bourb has low spec. Amusingly though i have another S suzu and theyre all done w/ my crappy parents since every suzu borrow refuses to go well..Something i've been getting better and better at (requires a fair amount of practice decision making) is when to use rikos rec vs wit energy vs rolling for the big 70 rest. I think that helps a lot when high rolling. Problem is sometimes you end up with too many recs left at the end of senior year. People that have had taz for a long time have probably honed this skill
>>552097139I really don't know what this expression is trying to convey
>>552097119Yeah!
>>552097148to make the main story work
>>552097191>dead eyes while still smilingyou clearly need to apologize
>>552097246>Didnt read the trainers contract>Didnt read the history of team racing and how its origins are traced all the way back to genghis khan and his harem of warrior umasHow did you pass trainer academy...
Cute and round
>>552097430>do nothing>have to apologize somehow?
>>552097513did you forget the part it's a multiple-choice exam?
Happy New Wei
>jobbing URA finaleFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
>>552097513I will not indulge your gay harem fetish. I am my trainee's one and only top guy and thats that. I'll stick with her and only her until we both retire.
>>552097627yeah that's how women work
>>552097747Then dont be a team trainer?Really is that simple.
>>552097513oh yeah? I have a question? where is Tracen academy getting their funds from huh?
>>552097175>People that have had taz for a long time have probably honed this skillNah. I end up sleeping on Date 2 (or 4) with Tazuna for way too long because they're also guaranteed infirmary turns.
I love thinking about the situation where you need to clean umamusume ears, they'd need to rest their head on your lap facing up and you'd see their expression the entire time you're cleaning their ears.
>>552097873No more questions.
>>552097873Tazuna? Order the buttsniff poster to stomp on this man's balls.
>>552097980Bro they're not actual horses. They have hands. And thumbs. They can clean their own ears.
>3.2 mil viewswtf>Thoroughbred owners starting to take noticehttps://x.com/YarberryMichael/status/2006142432140747142 >Jockeyclub paid influencers getting mogged by a lone cosplayerwhat is going on kek
>>552098117It seems like you have misread the fine print in your contract
68/72Am I gmi?
>>552098154imagine being some old man at the race track seeing this random whore and getting the first erection youve had in 30 years
>>552098117You are gonna clean the ears whether you like it or not, torena
pls discourage me from downloading this devil's lotto again, dacchis.
>>552098117so do you but I bet your ears are all dirty just like your navel
>>552097175>People that have had taz for a long time have probably honed this skillIt's pretty straightforward. Use the first date more or less ASAP because migraine fucks you if you're still on date 1 (date 2 is the only one with no mood up; date 4 still gives mood up while curing migraine). If you get hit with basically any condition go ahead and use date 2, but if you never get afflicted then burn off 2 and 3 early senior year. Use 4 in early December at the latest and 5 during the URA finale. You stay protected from debuffs basically the whole career and waiting until the last minute on the last event minimizes agemasens.
>>552097980Chrono’s large, fluffy ears must feel really nice to touch…
>>552098503I clean both in the shower tyvm. And my insurance gives me $5 urgent care visits so every few months when I have an afternoon to kill I have them irrigate the fuck out of my ears and help them pad their stupid metrics with glowing 5-star ratings.
>>552098117>thinking this logically about something cute you could do for your uma ngmi
>>552098154Honestly if Cygames manages to revive horse racing as a hobby in america from a gacha game id be pretty amazedWe fucking suck at advertising it as a sport here so its slowly been dying off as a pastime since like 2000...It is nice to see all these american tracks having their largest race day attendances in years though
>>552098694If I told her that licking her armpits clean would help her run faster she'd happily oblige. She's logical. If I want to do something cute or bang I'll be honest with her.
Since Umas cant really control their tails and have it subconsciously swish and swoosh all around, they could be sitting on the shitter and see something fun on their phones and just like that their brain makes them go swish swoosh again and the tail ended up in the shitter.Imagine all the pee and poop that would end up on an umas tail
>>552098438I heard the devil's tickets are luckier this time around
>>552098617av is practicing tekoki
Guys, I think I'm a Nicer.
>>552097629What kind of test do you take? It's essay
>>552098154>Thoroughbred owners starting to take noticeYeah? The topic of horse racing slowly dying out in US and europe has been a topic for some years now, so people in the industry look at increases in numbers and go "wtf? we didn't do anything????". Now, if only they could pivot in advertising and presentation the same way JRA did decades ago, maybe there is still hope
>>552098595that sounds the opposite of straightforward anon. To be clear im likening taz use to riko use. And using them like you've listed isn't the principle im espousing - to put it more simply, tactically using the rec for future rainbows. Ive rarely tried taz myself
>>552099021You have 5 seconds to be nice to everyone in this thread before I Nature Blast your way into the afterlife.
Good morning /uma/
>>552098741Too many westoids get high from moral grandstanding about animal abuse when it comes to horse racing. The culture shift is the biggest hurdle instead of anything about horse racing itself. In comparison, Japan has horse sashimi yet no one bats an eye there.
the existence of Nice Nattie implies the existence of Mean Roider
>>552099142It's too late...
>>552099086Modern US and EU advertisers are pretty stupid, we can expect it to go down deeper
>daiwa scarlet>gentildonna>criminally sexy bodies>look for more info>middle schoolerWhat the fuck
…rough.
>>552099086Seriously horse racing is the perfect level of autistic for a large portion of modern sports loversIf they just advertised better they would be doing great, its just that nobody really knows anything about it anymore amongst the general public>>552099219Meh its really not as bad as you make it out to be, sure groups like PETA exist but they are a joke nowadays and not taken anywhere as seriously as they were back in like 1990-2000
hmm
>>552099220The opposite of a Nice Nature is a Mean Clanker
>>552094734Nyes.>>552099170Good morning
>>552099351Next year Triple Crown should ask for Cygames as their sponsor, maybe that will bring attendance back up
>>552099436haha look at this anon he is attracted to middle school teenager get him guys put him into prison he can't morally justify his way out of this he admitted it
>>552099351with cygames actively getting involved with US tracks and racing in general i do have SOME hopethey wouldnt want their new investments to die out now would they
>>552099475sorry the only club graph i can recognize on sight is mambo, who is this?
>>552099467Nah, it's not just PETA. The average burger thinks its animal abuse regardless to feel better about themselves while betting on gorillas shooting hoops.
>>552099475he's just an end closer
>>552099570She's so cute.
>>552099475If I were a danchou to that club, I'd be glad that he's end closing and not straight up flatlining
>>552099351Funny how the US had a perfect moment to pivot during Sundayman vs Easy Goer, the rivalry was already there naturally so just play it up a bit and then continue that for next generations
>>552095905Torena-san is just a faceless entity with a T because japs are obsessed with the idea that if it's not the blankest slate possible then they can't self-insert. So the closest we have to a "canon" trainer is the one the anime had for Fuji and Pokke.
>>552099592Yeah! Haha! Get em'!>vigorously fucks Almond Eye's tits and pussymmm!
You want US horse racing to be popular again?Just make the horses black.
who is it gonna be?
>>552098438just download it and do a 10 pull to remind yourself of what's waiting for you
Does anywhere else seem to play up horse storylines like it was fucking wrasslin' like Japan seems to?
I have to wonder why the US didn't try to buy back Sunday Silence from Japan. His progeny is clearly working>mostly on turfconquer the Ascot, Prix and Japan then
>>552099885Your tenth copy of whoever's spooked you so much you already 5 starred them.
>>552099850i think of spicaman when i think of trainers usually tbqh
>>552099885Special Wife
>>552099885DUPE! DUPE! DUPE! DUPE!
>>552099885
>>552099949As if Japan will ever return him. He was studding until he died.
>>552099879Move Eishin Flash to the US?
>>552099885Curren
>>552099885Taiki
>>552099879John Henry and Zenyatta at a minimum would be black, come onZen would end up hanging out a lot with lily white Gold Ship too
This is me.I am the trainer.
https://jiggie.fun/NO3rObhttps://jiggie.fun/NO3rObhttps://jiggie.fun/NO3rOb
>>552099634I dont mean JUST peta.Animal rights activists are widely seen as clowns in the states, nowhere near able to effect anything as a whole unless they actually have widespread publicized proof of genuine animal abuse.At most they make monday morning news then die off by the following weeks newscycle.
>>552099885mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm suzuka
>>552099592It is strange how they made some of the older looking umas as middle schoolers instead of highschoolers. Seriously back then it was standard in anime for characters to be highschoolers, what changed?
>>552099857she's not that bigshe gets MOGGED by other triple tiara umas
>>552100132So cute...
So I am thinking about making a character card, should I made a domestically abusive nice nature or should I make a low confidence riceshower who will be extreamly apologetic while raping you
THESE TURF QUEENS DON’T LOOK SO TOUGH TO ME
>>552099972>>552100051>>552100086>>552100087>>552100127>>552100132>>552100134>>552100212aiiiieeeeits a dupe, still missing 4 of the original cast...
>>552100142Oh yeah?Where is your trainers badge then hmm?
>>552099949Sundayman became a leading sire with his first crops classic year and remained on top till his deathNo way nips would sell him
>>552100301My condolences
>>552100301Peak...
>>552100142Hello Teio fan
>>552100283dominant laisu
>>552099634It's not about feeling better about ourselves, I think you underestimate how much anglo countries take seriously animal welfare. Like take for instance the crop. Even I always get a little uncomfortable watching horseracing and seeing the usage of the crop. I know it's not to make the horse go faster but rather to correct them when they're doing something they shouldn't that can get them hurt, and it's basically a foam nerf bat at this point, but still. It's more of just an instinctual reaction to the visuals of it. It doesn't help that back in the 80s horses were genuinely abused a lot, ask anyone that worked at a racetrack, that's a hard stigma to just toss away.
>>552100329Right here officer.You can leave the vulnerable little Umas with me.
>>552100292FUCK
>>552100354He remained at the top even years after his death desu
>>552098234I want to be Dia's property as well as her trainer
>>552100261Laisu a cute
>>552100585good post
>>552100585Tazuna, destroy this fakers balls.
>>552100605Simply be luckier.
>>552100607I forgot he died in 2002but yeah he was still the best cum giver till 2007
>>552100605>Hoeh, ariga-ACK
>>552100605>>552100292How many times, old men? They are tougher than Riko's cope team.
>>552100585No sprinting training? What. A. Shame. *kira*
>>552100619this can be arranged
I hope they never do a mode similar to this again
>>552100846Not even fat old ugly bastards take sprints serious.
Is this a good uma bro? I got it with my last pull
>>552100605THE RAPED
www.youtube.com/shorts/iSlsFq7LddsBWOOSSSSSS DA FUNNY
>>552100749
>>552100907every mode, every event, its açç the same, it always boils down to>do 50 careers
>>552100878I really can't take my eyes off Dia's bosom.
So is this card now actually good because we got the early patch that made end closers not garbage?
>>552101102>aççAm I having a stroke?
>>552101102every event is like 12 minimum if you use the double bullshit
>>552101013I never got into RDR2 it's hailed as one of the best games ever but I only got to the first city and got bored after 6 hours
>>552101170the l is right next to the ç, I always forget to reread my posts before sending
>>552100301Eyyyy
>>552100907it would be retarded to spend toughness 30s on this right
>>552101209It's a highly immersive role-playing game, just like KCD. It's not for everyone
may next year Terra bring more fun
>>552101209Yeah, I honestly prefer the first RDR more, it's more gamey.
>>552101209The game plays alright, if you're into the sort of game. The story is what killed my desire to play it.
>>552099086They don't even need to go the anime horses route. Just pay some autists to powerscale the horses online. People love GOAT discussions.
>spechud has zero interactions with other members of Golden Gen on TT screenWtf? Also, King seemingly got the most of them, which is a grand total of 2. She is being addressed by Seiun and Grass. El calls Seiun.Kinda disappointing, unless I'm doing something wrong.
>>552101525Okay, but why the hell is a trainer alone with an uma in an islandThat doesn't seem very human friendly
give me uma wife
Wait this meme is from Japan? What is it even a spoof of?https://x.com/uma_motiyodor/status/2005932420974141531?s=20
>>552101525That's not Bakucute!
>>552101626Too busy glazing Suzuka
>>552101686Trickcal's Speaky
>>552101709.... what happened to her sakura eyes?
>>552101102the normal events are nothing no tho, can do in like 15. Fuji is a dogshit waste of time like golshis
>>552101686Cuaio
>>552101816Fuji is quite literally just ace farmingI did the whole event just by doing my normal CM ace attempts
>>552101771She reached lvl 5 wit training.
Hello Trainer as you can see I am a new trainer from another school. As you can see by my helmet I am one of you, a T-head shaped trainer. So your telling me these hor- sorry I mean umamusume are able to run 80 kilometers an hour despite being visually no differentto a human exceptfor tales and ears how fascinating! Could this be some sort of blessing? Say Trainer would you happen to have any literature regarding the anatomy of these wonderful creatures?
>>552100605everytime
>>552101686Me after the Arima Kinen and Tokyo Daishoten
>>552101626Please understand, Cygames were too obsessed with the Special Week and Suzuka "dynamic" back then
>>552102069>Another guy who bet on RegalN....next year will be better
>>552101912don't bullshit anon, we all play the game too. There will be a massive difference based on your parents, deck and which uma. Especially umas that have cracked rivals will make you lose races you shouldn't have. i.e. Maru and Suzu are pretty doable at diff 4. But taikis a huge risk going against buffed suzu to fuck you over
>>552099121I mean she fits in a witmaxxing build, I've used 2 wit 2 pal before, but you still treat her the same if you want the most out of her. Try to get full value out of the dates (I specified early December because the prior 3 weeks are G1s and you'll often get race fatigue here), but don't sandbag them so long you punt away your gold. Her energy cost reduction and TE are honestly more important than the date events though; if you don't train with her she's worse than the infirmary.
Is On Your Left good for Scorpio? I got a decent Grass
Are there any known club rivalries
Akebono is my oshi and ive been trying to make a medium Akebono and today i got the closest to finally achieving itBuono!
>>552101013i liked it
>>552102279More like mandatory
>>552102347Mambo vs /uma/ (not the club)
>>552102085Me and Dia do that at least once a month
>>552102418Mambo vs the world......
>>552101169was curious so checked it out - can probably only use on specific tracks. beng wit it would really hurt a long deck to include on average. card does seem pretty good but its a long way away
>>552102242I've heard Taiki was easy though.Since Fuji started I've literally only done careers with 4 umas, Grass, Eishin, King, and Oguri, and all of them are pretty easy at lvl 4, I've hardly had any difficulties.I mean, I've had shit careers but I wouldn't chalk them up to Fuji's amped difficulty and I haven't lost a single career yet.
>>552098154Some of the japs in the replies and QRTs seem so shocked that people can cosplay literally anywhere overseas and no one gives a fuck about it as long as you're not causing trouble for others. Meanwhile in Japan if you don't blend in at all times you are being an inconvenience.
>>552102373nice, we'll switch places once it's our turn to force our favorites into sprint
>>552102347Umaoo hates /uma/ club because they're not able to retain their members
>>552102247ah i getcha. 2 pals feels brutal to me over just using a wit instead but ive not tried it much
>>552102504what is the actual source of this
>>552097148NTA but I am unaware, please enlighten me
I want to see Bourbon beating the shit out of Cocoon for bad mouthing Rice.
I want Bourbon to beat the shit out of me
>>552102725anon is joking >>552097513really there probably just isnt enough trainers for all the umamusume to have personal trainers
>>552102825i want bourbon to beat the shit out of this guy
>>552102735Bourbon would do this>>552102825>>552102862Bourbon wouldn't do this
>>552102509taikis bs specifically if you want head on / AIG. Its a real gamble against that suzu unless your stats are really on point. I once lost mile ch w/ 700 speed at just difficulty 2...Idk about flash, grass not really known for tough career, oguri ofc is op. Im surprised youd run king jobber at high diff tho
>rerolled mlb kitasan>rolled on curren>rolled on seiun>rolled on maru>50k carats leftI would have so many carats if I hadn't wasted shit on umas I haven't used a single time after their release. So much for the reroll advantage
アエエエエエエエエ dont look
>>552102649The original song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab-IImsyhNM...I prefer the sloppified bit better, the actual song is hard to listen to because of the toothy sounding faggot mumbling in it
>>552103012good tribute photo
>>552103012I’m being GASLIT AAIEEEEEE
>>552102557thats bullshit and you know itInner city streets of Japan are full of quirky individuals with weird styles and tastes, you can cosplay anywhere, the issue is mostly just getting dressed and taking public transport WITH said cosplay because you ARE being inconvenient to other people which is why cosplay avenues like comiket offer dressing roomsmeanwhile US people can get dressed at home, drive where ever they want because USA is a car centric nation and cosplay in front of the wafflehouse with black guys having a fight in the background
Teiofag here. What should i eat for dinner?
>>552103259500 burgers
>Danchou kicked me for thisEnjoy your top 31
>>552101657Special bonding training>>552101709No but it's a cute odeko too
>>552103259Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>552103240Anon is talking about what a jap was saying in the comments other anon.Not their personal opinion.
>>552100292>>552100605This shit never fails to make me laugh
A friend in /uma/ club says they'll be kicked out of top 30 this month
Either it never comes or it'll come in burst like this then you'll never get it again until next CM
>>552103369Hard to believe that there are flatliners at all in top 100 clubs
>>552103539hmmm nyo, i'm firing up my bot to secure it
>>552103469>and nobody criticizes youhot take, or a matter of wording. people WILL judge you alright, if they will openly attack you for it depends on how cringe you look.
>>552103259A salad
>>552103614Simply be good at cosplay AND attractive
>>552103567That guy got 150m fans last month so that's probably why he hasn't been kicked yet
>>552103565>4>33>16>10Anon, at least use 2* sparks..
>>552103718>AND attractiveimpossible
>>552103018no I knew the original song, I mean what the heck compelled someone to mash it up with mambo and that jojo guy, i'm mystified by it all
when is shinko windy releasing? im beginning to like her she looks like she stinks and eats dirt
>>552103828please be nice to her
>>552103762>150m fansWhy do I even try
>>552103469eh to be fair JP sluts dress up in bikinis and put vibrators in their pussies while doing public comiket photo shoots i understand why Japanese people dont want these around
>>552103828She does in fact stink and eat dirt
>>552103828>t. psyop'd by the windy poster a few threads agoanon...
>>552103762Probably got banned for botting.
The steam client keeps randomly kicking me to the title screen mid run and when I load up a career my uma suddenly has mood downs and all the uma STDs what the fuck is going on
sexualize sakura chiyono o
>>552103469so in japan they still bully faggot losers for being freaks in public and making us endure their disgusting presence? yea im thinking based
>>552103469It's the same for wearing anime clothing in general too. Friend and I were leaving the Azki Solo concert last month and a Japanese guy came up to my friend and told him he should take off his Hololive Happi before we got on the train.
>>552103921>that imagefucking lmao >>552103982nyoooooooooooooo
>>552103921Why are irl women like this? Curren would never.
>>552103762He had teio has his trainer picture so there is a likely chance that he died of a heart attack from being fat.
>>552104036>Curren would never/uma/ sure would love it though
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6088067/Orfevre's making some new year dishes
>>552103921Do those AV/photoshoots have a name by the way? I’ve seen clips of them but never figured out what they were called
>>552104069Or choked trying to stuff an entire turkey into his mouth
>>552103921thats a guy btw
I've got 1 year old opened sake in the fridge and want to drink it. Will I die?
>>552104220it would very painful
>>552104220Try smelling it
>bring natie + 1 wit card>low roll and get fuck all witstill using this since I'm desperate>>552103793There was no 1* speed on my legacies believe it or not, it's all 2*... Low-roll as fuck
>>552103982
>One of the later CMs takes place of the 1000m sprint straightawayWhy is this allowed?
>>552104220Wine gets better with age.
>>552104220It will be unforgettable for the rest of your life.
>>552104220If it smells funky toss itBut if its a year old i wouldnt trust it personally
>>552104279>>552104279>>552104279>>552104279
>>552104347thats gonna be the realest kino and biggest reading comprehension check ever
>>552104323you can do betterdeck?
>>552104279You're a big anon...>>552104315Smells good>>552104349>>552104353>>552104358Hmm
>>552104102don't click bros I got infected with japanese ADS
>>552104347>im going to lose it to a goldship with sprint corners double circle
this was me at comiket btw
>>552104347What's wrong boy? Can't get 1200 pwr and wit?
>>552104347>we will get the best CM in this game's history, why is this allowed?Truly a mystery.
>>552104467What book is she selling?
>>552104347This one's gonna be fun
>>552104409DONT LOOK AT CURREN
>>552104402Please don’t die.
>>552102242I spammed tachyon runs for parent farming and never had any issues, maybe in >mile races for the obvious reasons.
>>552104526Dober X Trainer
>>552104402Give us an update after drinking
>>552104526>Ramonu in a dress>Dober wearing cheerleader uniformMejiro clan propaganda. I'll take two
>>552104347It's the most based CM we'll ever get
>>552104571FUCK YOU I CAN'T BE MARRIED NOW
>>552104347is that track in-game? in the real track the horses always go towards the railing instead of running straight, is it the same for uma musume?
>>552104652redpill me on the red uma
>>552104401I'm pretty much over Scorpio already. Over this past week this was the 2nd medium S run
>>552104347>you will still lose to some glue sniffer with Professor of Curvature because it's a sprint cm
>>552104762She gets hard doxed by both Gentildonna and Ofevre after gifting them both delicious apples.
>>552104762Orfevre's janetty
>>552104762Cute hardworking always angry ballerina apple
>>552104769>He fell for the uma stan gaslight so hard he using King in his ace deck
/our hors/ Admire Terra is aiming for the Tenno Sho Spring next yearhttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2006225778430861483
>>552103369>kickanon I went through the trouble of getting a hold of the umaoo danchou to make sure you were transferred. That’s why you had the invite ready the instant you logged on. I even asked that you be given a lowered quota and treated extra nicely as much as possible. I tried to get a hold of you in chat, but of course you never read it.I was extremely disappointed when you decided to make that post about being “salty” because there was no reason.If you cared about>the club rankyou would have done more than just-below-minimum every month>anyone in the clubyou would have spoken more than 0 words total>caratsyou would have joined the club events to get free caratsBut you did none of that. And of course you don’t know enough about anyone in the club to realize the flatliner you’re posting did 150m and carried last month and nobody knew he wasn’t coming back. The other guy you insulted in your “salty” post was doing 120m when the club was just getting started and was unranked and later A/A+. And the last guy you were insulting already gained 100m.I know you know nothing of this, but it’s still incredibly disappointing to see you angry instead of having even a little bit of perspective and comradely for the anons that you played with and the fact that you’re a better fit for your new place.
>>552104571wtf I looked at this image and my balls feel lighter for some reason
>>552104347
>>552104347I can't find it in the timeline, when is it?
Does Bakushin ever get a friend group? With the Golden Gen, the Stego family, the Mejiro family, the gyaru squad, the student council + Teio, etc., I feel bad for Bakushin, her career felt super-lonely. Closest thing she has to a reoccurring friend is her half-assed rivalry with Nishino Flower, and even she has to share her with Seiun Sky.
>>552104749Yeah, Ibis Summer Dash in Late July. Absolute meme track.
>>552104926Ohayo! Vi-ictory!
>>552104926she gets to bully Biko in her story
>>552104926Yeah, the other Sakura umas.
>>552104995Careful trainer, there is a succubus in that group...
>>552103982Best I can do is sexualize her friend.
>>552104762adorable loser that gets pissed off from losing all the time
>>552104867Power King is a good card though. Very rainbow.
>>552104762She is the Verxina in her *rivalry* with Orfevre. But very aggressive compared to Verxina
>>552105046DON'T SEXUALIZE MY WIFE!
>>552104926She is quite friendly with Mihono Bourbon in some event stories and in Bourbon's career story. She is quite friendly with Rice Shower sometimes. Those two and Nishino Flower are the ones that the game seems to associate with her the most.
>>552105042but I can see two succubi there...
>>552104769don't you have a better power card, like Hishi Amazon?have you tried other decks like Eishin Speed and SR Dober instead of RikoI've had good success with those and I don't have an MLB BikoI've realized the benefits Riko has aren't that substantial and adding another card gives more consistent rainbows and better events
>>552104919A youtube gaslight guide said it's happening so I believe it.>>552104995Chiyo, your eyes...
>>552103982dogplay doko?
>>552104347>>552104919Stam/guts requirement???
i want to see it already i want to see the seething that this track will generate, the amount of skills that are gonna fail to activate because your uma didnt get a spot near the railing and i assure you somehow someone is still gonna get blocked even though its just a fucking straight
>>552082030>Gomen oguri cuck
>>552105121In her defense, Laurel's french. It's in her blood and she can't help it
>>552104347Because it's the most honest kind of racing>no debuffers>no "UHM THE LAST CORNER IS DIAGONAL SO THIS INHERIT WON'T WORK">no recoveries>no stamina>no rabbits>no blockers>no gimmicksJust PURE speed.
>>552104926Consequences of being released too early.
>>5521052191000+2golds to be safe, two Evil Neichas with definitely kill your end closers1200guts may suffice
I'll take 10.
Welp, that's the last borrow. Fucking Taiki decided to fail a 30% double rainbow double burst speed training.
>>552105264you sound like Bakushin/Calstone, ie very retarded
>>552105107I won't sexualize your wife.Because she's my wife.
>>552105225Why don't we have a test run?Bring your bonos, currens, bakushin, or >halos992707989927079899270798
Any experts in Hagology? Would you take this training or run optional Radio Nikkei Sho race for bonus event?
>>552103565U rank aptitudes when?
>>552105420How can she be your wife if she's my wife?
>>552105264>most honest kind of racing>exclusively benefits dishonest little shits like Curren, Flower, and Light O
>>552105417Do NOT insult our Class President, you heathen.I don't know enough about Calstone O but I'm sure she's a nice girl.
>>552100605why are oguri fat and tamachud so strong
>>552105515Hot Topic was useful in URA, but it's meh here. If you need skill points just do an optional race later.
>>552093863>Basically this is canon now
>>552105515Train. More spirit bursts gets you to level 5 facilities faster
Which support should I pull next if I already have Kitasan MLB?
>>552105531You are me.
>>552105515speed is better, but do run optional G2s whenever your training options are bad and you have high energy
>>552105643it's 75 skill points
>>552105581well, Calstone Light O is a very straightforward uma
>>552105696It would be extremely painful
>>552104769>LB3 Biko and MLB Riko>struggling...
>>552105531Perhaps we are not so different, you and I.
>>552105763I'm a big guy.
>>552105147Someone made a joke about it a couple threads ago. They may have misunderstood
>>552105107erm but king is meant to be your wife. you were hating on danchou for switching... now look at you...
>>552105581Calstone is cute
>>552105696Are you sure you are a SEA, bald, fat, ugly, small penis, smelly, 5'2, 60 IQ, mentally retarded umadachi?
>>552105443Wait, how many are we supposed to join with? I entered three on reflex
>>552105694Wit Nature is solid. If you're a buhibuhi Fuku. Otherwise wait for Maruzen / Hello + Tachyon.
>>552105701You can easily make that up with optional races.
>>552104867Ever since my front/pace aces gets costantly kidnapped and raped by Goldshis umastans in Libra I'm all in the gaslight ever since >>552105123I got Pasa MLB, maybe try her if I feel like during ace runs for scorpio this late but highly unlikely. I feel compelled to use Riko in every run just because I luckshitted her in 1 spark>>552105764Low roll is low roll
>>552105873But that's not Teio
>>5521059215 umas if possibleit's just a test room don't think about it7 spots left btw
>>552105854>She sees my skin tone>Immediately calls me a negroThey just let anything slide at Tracen academy huh
>>552105873That's Gold Ship fans.
>>552104347You WILL still see retards bring Xoguri because metagolem, mark my words
>>552105854I really really really wanna see this scene in Global.How far away are we from this being added?
>highroll run of my life>no medium S distance S is gay. no amount of taiki tits will make this ungay.
>>552106124And she will win for some reason
>>552106124I will be bringing her.
Which club does the most poaching here?
Hopeful status?
what the fuck is a Hachimi
>>552106124Nah, I will bring regular Oguri
>>552106329Stats too high. Second.
>>552106329>no images leftHopeless..
>>552106329Easy win
>>552106329She’ll trip and fall, 14th.
>>552104762angry emo dorkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoH3u-s-Kgk
>>552106427>>552106427>>552106427
>>552106329>E rank mcqueen.jpg
>>552106329Easy 1st
>>552105264Calstone get off of /uma/
>>552106163Didn't she release in 2024?
>>552101170>>552101284frogbros...
