Blonde Blazer EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>551904012
Invisimech <333
we need zach hadel and chris o'neil next season
Israel, whatever happened there…
I have to admit the quality of those renders in the last thread at the end were really good
Why does Visi like spying on Robert and Blazer so much? Is she a cuckquean?
>>552095218talented fujos
>>552095218Here's the artist behind them if you're interested.https://xcancel.com/hiku_2018
>xcancelewwwwww
>>552095464Have to say, her rendering is insane
>>552095630Just erase the cancel if you want to go to the site directly.
>>552095747I wish I were that good.
>>552095747I'll never buy anything with Mandy on it
>>552096118She has made pieces that just feature Courtney and Robert.
>>552095952everybody can with enough practice, keep trying>>552096118basedddddddd
polyfags need to fucking die though
>>552096218Thanks anon.
>*SNIIIIIIFFFF*
>>552096758Why'd you get into Sonar's stash?
>>552096758courtney that's flour
>>552096939>…
>>552096987she looks so ugly here
>>552096758my beloved cokeney....
should s2 just be a totally new character in the setting?
>>552098146yeah and ad hoc should close down operations after s2 releases too
>>552098146I'd prefer to see Robert's journey continur with the Z-team. Even the actor's have expressed interest in wanting to do so. If it comes to new characters, I wouldn't mind spin offs.
>>552098146Depends if they want to keep their fans
Visishroud entering robert's room to sniff his underwear
I love her so much
>>552098582Based
Blond Blazer you said...
a lot of dispatch fans on x type like BBjeet
>>552099480>BB takes off her amulet>she's not a man
>>552100046based fagfag
https://youtu.be/rNWWJKiyOF8?si=VGd9z396jSOQ38Lu
Dating Blonde Blazer is basically like dating a celebrity
I love her
actual song about dating BBhttps://youtu.be/4HT7v-orQLw?si=nl0anVKTC1LloiPQ
Maybe it's time to die
>>552109390Let's give it one more week. The fan art contest will be over by then.
>>552109727That's fair, I can agree with that
>>552103237She's probably rude, lazy and untidy at home then
>>552110334yeah but we're not talking about courtney here
>>552094695hello, i love visi
>>552111721All of us, anon, all of us
>>552112526I don't. I somewhat tolerate her at least.
>>552113151based devs, courtney robertson WILL have her 12 children with robert robertson III
>>552113262Now Robert might not ever crack Flambae. Neither will he and Invisigal ever conceive of twelve children.
i cant stop thinking of visii wanna hold her in my arms and tell her i believe in her
>>552096987How old is she? I bet she's in her late 40s
>>552113353me too
we need a fangame, preferably a WEG
>>552115391Hope someone is already working on this, millions of burgercoins sitting on the table
>>552115391>>552115641I'd hope at the very least they capture the artstyle. I wouldn't even mind a visual novel if the portraits and CG's were illustrated by someone of this caliber. >>552095747
>>552115867and writing not by some ESL hastily translated his rambling using machine translation
>>552115867And actually inputting the dispatching segments as well as being able to navigate the SDN office to speak to your colleagues. Just do it like any other point and click visual novel.
>>552116254dispatching mini-game is too bothersome to code and people won't play them anywayjust make each segments a full-fledged scenario like the donut scene with choices sprinkled in, focus on exploring the character just like they did with visi, this is much more cost-efficient to pull off with the visual novel format
>>552116254also no roaming section plz, shit's terrible to play in a VN
>>552116403Fair point. Gosh, I wish I could make games. This sounds like a perfect idea to explore.
>>552116579Elaborate? Is that some kind of arbitrary puzzle section or something?
just finished chapter one of broken things, Man the guy knows how to write. How does it hold up as chapters progress? No spoilers Please :)
tbf i don't think you qualify as a cinephile if you quote one bum ass line from a pee wee herman movie and discuss a very mainstream animated movie for kids
>>552116579I would argue, it's mostly taletale's issue, they designed them horribly
>>552117252try playing a WEG with a freeroam section
True Hero Robert or Anti-Hero Robert?
Goodnight /sdn/
>>552120583G'night.
>>552116697chapter 8, 9 and 10 are peak
>>552120993thanks anon. will def read the full fic
>>552094838fpbp
>>552103025>do you like saving other people?
>>552103025https://youtu.be/cYH4RDRRk4c?si=JywsJlMgOHkfCXEa
>>55212329720 kids with mandy
>>552117201She also mentions Fight Club and calls Robert Lt. Dan. While she might not exactly be a cinephile, she definitely enjoys movies and makes more references to them than anyone else in the game.
>>552126067you kinda have a normie taste in music bruh, i'm sorry to say
>>552126832idk man, the cinephiles in my circle discuss tarkovsky and hou hsiao hsien, your standards might be really low
>>552126849>hotlime miami 1 for normies>but hotlime miami 2 for cool kidsbbjeet at his finest
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>552127942too shopped
https://files.catbox.moe/xv3xg8.mp4
fuck marry kill
>>552131170malevola, visi, prism in that order
>>552126974It just means you like movies a lot, you don't need to be up your own ass about them to have the label. >I love movies, but I won't see or discuss anything that isn't critically lauded and released 40 years ago Not only do I not believe you, unless your "circle" are poser /tv/ posters, but I don't think you know anyone that actually likes movies.
>>552131170Fuck Coupe, marry Visi, kill Malevola(she could probably handle it)
good day /sdn/let's not fuck up the new year's eve thread
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>552135575you could've told me you were a thing with him, and uh phenomaman, she tried to hit on me yesterday, by the way, i thought you should know, i didn't know at the time, i'm really sorry, we need to talk about this bruh, give me a call, again i'm so fucking sorry, what blazer did wasn't fair to us at all
>>552135214Coupe is definitely an ex-CIA agent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24
>>552135575PHENOMAMAN I KISSED BLAZER
imagine p-man and bobby joining force to beat BB to death right there for being a cheating whore hahaha, they probably could cover that up as an accident or something hahaha
no, I don't think I will imagine that
>>552137405They fujobaited too much, even the design of P-mad is a private investigator Magnum
>wasting time on killing Shroud while Courtney bleeding right next to you
every man needs a Drive (2011) elevator scene, you wouldn't get it
>>552126974>tarkovsky and hou hsiao hsien,Sounds like you are as unbearable person as your friends
>>552094695>AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal voteHow the hell are they even planning to do this, there will probably be thousands of entries of all kinds.
>>552133136>>552144528you guys and i move in different circles, that's the kindest way i can put it
just finished chapter 8 of Broken things. 10/10 fic. I honestly dunno what do say. Just read it any you havent already.
>>552147364no i won't
>>552147796>no i won'tyour loss :)
>>552151042her saying dad bod is a dead giveaway lol
All this courtneyposting, talking about fanfictions, not to mention the fujos, makes me feel like I'm at tumblr. What's worse, I'm a willing participant of this spectacle.
>>552152091don't pretend you're not gosling-ing over visi. We all are
>>552152414I goslinged when we were still on /v/, that stage of involvement has passed. Now I'm just autistically collecting pics and waiting for AdHoc to announce something.
Thank you based Laura for saving this game and making the best waifu of 2025
it's erin thoughever
>>552154412She knows what she had done.
>>552145321this might be the most enormously homosexual pseud post on all of 4chan at the moment.
>>552155190butthurt much?
>>552155317not really
>>552155520then why did you type all that lol
>tis jast a sigaret, Bobert
>>552155746i wanted to call you a homosexual pseud because your post was gay and low iq
What is Broken Things even about?
>>552155908Just let it go anon, we're one bad post from the thread turning into /pol/ again.
>>552155923Villain Visi shows up in Robert's apartment wounded, 4 days after she kills Shroud. I don't want to say much else, it's just worth a read.
https://youtube.com/watch/a-7ZN7afhOAI know this is Courtney territory but I just have to vent. Hearing this song while seeing BB dance changed my brain chemistry
>>552156629Easier if We Fly fits Blazer better imo
>>552156629stolen valor
>>552156629The wholy party scene left a mark on my asocial mind. The song fits with both Robert being into BB and Visi being into Robert, they have pulled it off really nicely. And somehow managed to make me listen to a white girl pop song on repeat for hours.
>>552154412My favorite type of arthoes - unhinged lustful creatures that are doing something great subconsciously
>>552157221>The song fits with both Robert being into BBit literally doesn't
>>552157375It fits if you add +1 layer of abstraction
>>552157683It fits if one's mind is so deluded enough to care about a side route that the developer adds in as an afterthought
>FUUUUU-SION-HA!
>>552157683Don't bother with him, he's been coping with his insecurity for a while now by lashing out at any indication that the devs intended for both romance paths to be equal
>>552158360who intended what? actions speak louder than whatever niggerman yapped out in interviews to save face
>>552157375>>552157683>>552157864I mean, I don't want to play the jeet's advocate, but some parts of the lyrics can be compared to Robert's perspective if he's romancing BB. It's still a Visi song first and foremost, it's not without reason that it is shown in close-up that she plays it from her phone and looks sad when she notices Robert dancing with BB to it, but the point is that it still fits with their dance.
>>552158193Courtney and her courtneylings are unstoppable.
>>552159058So these are the 12 children everyone’s been talking about? You’d think they’d have at least one boy
>>552158889>an actual pick-melol
>>552159246I'm just tired of shitflinging anon, I loathe the jeet for his shitposting but that doesn't mean I have to take a tribal stance and completely reject the fact that BB is a romance option.
Why did she do it, Blazerbros?
>>552159676I'm tired of the shitflinging too anon, I've already made my peace with the fact that visi is the more popular girl. I just wanna be able to post and talk about BB now and then without immediately being accused of being BBjeet
>>552159951Blazer is a tyrant in all realities
>>552160830A jealous one too
>>552161005got my nigga luke killed and then blames it on clementine, then leaves her for dead after she got shot by that retard Arvo. Kenny was right to hate all the fuckers in season 2.
>>552161238
I've never played the second season of TWD. Is it worth it?
>>552161618No, but it’s worth it to power through seasons 2 and 3 to get to 4
>>552103237Mechaman is one too.
Waterboy's dick belongs to Flambae and Prism
His helmet should have had some kind of visor
>>552161618>>552161731season 2 is still decent, 3 is ass. 4 is quite good
>>552162645nah, this scene wouldn't have worked as well if his face was more covered up
>>552162645These costumes insist upon themselves
>>552162926>the shapes of their masks complement each otherpottery.
>>552162926i feel deeply sick whenever she shows sincere emotion. They did a good job making her more guarded emotions feel authentic and not forced, it made little expressions like this one feel ewrned.
>>552164094
I just reading the latest chaper of Broken things and oh my god, What the fuck happened to the quality and pacing of the story? It seems as though it was written by 2 entirely different authors. I don't wanna get into spoilers but I internally cringed so hard at the visi and mandy conversation. same with roberts and visi's encounter with those npc "SDN" fans. The story until chapter 10 has the greatest pacing I'd ever read from fanfiction. chapter 11 onwards felt out of place, almost like it was filler. Please tell me I'm not the only one.
>>552167337I agree with you anon, it was a pretty stark difference with came beforehand. I hope he'll able able to pick up for the rest.
>>552167337It’s a metaphor, you see. Dispatch had proper pacing until episodes 7 and 8, and the author is simply matching that energy.
>>552160686The funniest part is....there is no jeet.Entirely fabricated boogyman and they post about it every single day.Just realize that they hate Blazer. No matter how much they pretend that it has nothing to do with Blazer. It does. If you post positively about her, you WILL be attacked.
>>552169569Jeet
>>552169569>there is no jeet.You are the jeet. You just cry and bitch and moan because "Noooooo guys im whiteeee"
You see?
>boogyman>they hate Blazer>if you post positively blah blahYup, that's the jeet's vocabulary. It's easy to recognize and distinguish him from BBfriends who don't shitpost, do not engage.
>>552169569All I need you to do is type "I'm white" in a sentence for me to believe you.
Happy new year, /SDN/. There are a plenty of people that I wish I could meet the new year with, but sadly, can't due to my crippling autism. But you ain't such a bad company. So, Happy New Year! Make sure to spread the good feels with the people you care about and wish them all the best. Here's to a better year, for all of us.
>>552170301I like Israel
>>552165248>>552164352i need to hold her and give optimistic life-affirming hero advice to her bros
Im new. Am I really the only one who struggled very deeply to make a choice between BB and Visi? I legitimately got kinda upset and conflicted which rarely happens.
We dont hate blazer, we hate you. No matter how much you try to convince people otherwise. Bbjeet hate is not bb hate.Stop being a massive shitposting faggot cunt who does disingenuous bullshit like this and maybe people will like you more
>>552145321You pissed someone off really badly by simply saying "I'm not like you". Weird. It doesn't take a lot to make them attack.I think I know why these people are so extremely sensitive about this game. Visi is supposed to be alternative and punk rock, but nowadays every girl is like that, it's the default. Mandy is the alternative, contrarian choice. It's Blazer that is punk rock, the one that doesn't fit in the mold.This social dichotomy is fascinating.
>>552170632Happy new years, Russia, Uzbekistan, Pakistan or whatever anon.
>>552170632Happy New Year anon. Despire everything, I'm glad that /SDN/ is a thing. You faggots are alright.
>>552170973That would be Kazakhstan, and thank you, anon.
>it's Blazer that is punk rock>radio is about blazer>Blazer is actually the tomboyLmao
>>552170524I made that image. It's AI slop.I'm White. I'm racist, antisemitic and a contrarian. I don't like most people. I've had sex with girls that wear septum piercings and stick their thumb up your butt just like Courtney. I've had sex with lovey dovey vanilla brunettes with blue eyes like Mandy.
>>552171176fucking kek, I can't with this guy
>>552171221>I'm White. I'm racist, antisemitic and a contrarian. I don't like most people. I've had sex with girls that wear septum piercings and stick their thumb up your butt just like Courtney. I've had sex with lovey dovey vanilla brunettes with blue eyes like Mandy.
>>552170832Just stick with your gut feeling and then once you complete the playthrough, try another one on a different save and pick the girl you didn't on the previous save. There are no wrong choices, except yours.
>>552171342My favorite is when they say people write Courtney to be like blazer in fanart, then they post fanart that makes her sexually harass Robert like she was Courtney
>>552170834Sure thing kiddo.If that was remotely true, then why did you hate every single Blazer poster on /v/ before I ever even arrived? Why do you get triggered at the sight of Blazer on /v/, whenever I'm not there? You see Blazers shadow, and you shitpost reflexively. Even now, you're angry, bitter, resentful, hateful, and full of bile.The more and more that you get angry and spew hate towards Blazer and everyone who posts her, the more I am emboldened in my opinions about you people.
>>552171458I ended up getting neither of them because i became conflicted halfway through so I ended up just keeping it professional. I think my next playthrough I'll just go all-in on the most romance-heavy options possible for one of them to make sure it doesnt happen
and so it begins
>Sure thing kiddo.>If that was remotely true, then why did you hate every single Blazer poster on /v/ before I ever even arrived? Why do you get triggered at the sight of Blazer on /v/, whenever I'm not there? You see Blazers shadow, and you shitpost reflexively. Even now, you're angry, bitter, resentful, hateful, and full of bile.>The more and more that you get angry and spew hate towards Blazer and everyone who posts her, the more I am emboldened in my opinions about you people.
>>552171176Yes.Yes.Yes.Any more questions? Or are you a 14 year old child, and don't understand what any of those words actually mean? Just obsessed with labels themselves with no regard as to what they represent? Fascinating.
>>552170832I didn't have a favorite until BB sent Robert to deal with P-man (even the wet dream didn't convince me). It was such a woman's moment to make a clash between 2 potential boyfriends and then choose the winner, so it made me sick. 100% of manipulation, 0% of sincerity
>You and 5% of players didn't fall for anyoneAll these degenerates placing pussy before justice SICKEN me
>>552171830Pffft, why are you such a faggot?
>>552157221>The song fits with both Robert being into BB and Visi being into RobertI agree with that statement.
>>552171886You don't understand anything about women or socially acceptable behavior. Phenomaman needed to leave the parking lot. That's what Blazer asked Robert to help with. And he did it willingly and with a smile.I swear, you people REFUSE to accept Robert for who he is and you endlessly self insert your own emotions.
>NOOOOOOO>YOU CANT HATE ME>YOU JUST HATE BLAZER SO MUCH IT AFFECTS MEYou are a faggot, who comes in here to stir up shit with disingenuous arguments and to try to dunk on people by calling them virgins. You are a shitposting normal fag who regularly puts out the lowest quality of garbage. Its only natural You obsess with ai slop too, which is line with the quality of your posts. Kill yourself jeet. The rest of our BBfriends are more than welcome
>>552171996Sure I am. So why do you get so angry, every single day of your life, every time you see Blazer?
>anyone posts about BB any time on any board>(You) attack them all>I attack (You) for being insecure>REEEEE I FUCKING HATE YOU KYS FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE!Wow. Least emotionally compromised Invisible simp
>>552171964I actually agree but I am only human. If we're being honest, redeeming Visi platonically and romancing nobody while becoming Mecha-Man again felt right to me. It is kinda sad and depressing for Roberts own life but it felt more believable that he'd act that way on some level to me, even if its a bit pessimistic to have him lean into the "I'm gonna die in that suit" thing.
The pull of brown BPDemon tomboy pussy is too strong, sorry Mandy
Mandy is a 10/10 fighting a 15/10. There was simply never a chance
>>552172929i initially went for BB until Mandy took off the amulet and I realized I just liked her look and the fact that she was this powerful, savior-type figure to me. I didnt really like her for just being a person.
If there's anything I DON'T want for s2, it's stupid love triangle and/or poly shit. I don't want a stupid kpop villain to go for whatever romance was picked, and I don't want to be nudged towards a polycule.Hell, give the fujos a Flambae fling or something, just don't give me a love triangle.
I must to admit, dinner with Mitsuru was way better
>>552173905I would 100% rather have a gay route than a poly route.Poly shit basically throws out any characterization of anyone involved. Courtney and Mandy both deserve better than that
Slop, you say? Jesus fucking Christ
Invisigal could take Blazer in a fight
>>552174323lol
>>552174317>Oi, Robert, youse a roight fokin cunt, you are
>>552173905polyshit is worse than fagshit i actually agree. Fujos are annoying but polyshit is just so reductive and wrong at a spiritual level to me. Its not even love at that point
>>552172929Most people are retarded. I don't need the majority to back me up
>>552174603Didn't ask.
>>552174428Slop stats
>>552173905You know what? I would just for the sake of a fetish thing, so I could jerk off to my power fantasy of loser baning two hot chicks. But then we would have to deal with Reddit retards that every time when Visi and Blazer come up go "Malevola, next?". Like that shit is fucking cringe. If there's one thing I pray for is that they never cave in for the meme and just focus even harder on developing Visi and Blazer.
>>552174317>Flambae now has the power to stab people at super speed
my visi is a genius!
>>552174883She's the smartest
>>552174317>I drove a car off a freeway, on top of a train, while I was on fire>Not the car>I was on fire
>>552174883How did you get her to level 14? Max is 11 or 12 I thought
>>552174883But was it ever necessary for a hero to have high agi and int for a call?
>>552175150Any time you raise your dispatch rank and get a random point to assign to a hero, it raises the level cap of whoever you give it to. In this case, that anon gave a bunch of points to Visi
>>552175150Random stat point upon dispatcher level going up I assume
Happy new years, dispatchers
>>552175224Usually you need a spare
>>552175224Actually, yes. There are multiple calls, like disarm the bomb that require speed to get there fast and intelligence to disarm it.
>*TOOT*>Hepi nu yir, Bobert
>>552177542Yo, what the fuck? Why is this the cutest retard Visi edit?
>>552171140Do Kazakhs drink, or have y'all gotten more Islamic over time
>>552178996Why DID Sonar leave his stapler in the gym locker?
>>552179103He's junkie
>>552179103Its a really, really nice Stapler
>>552178876Don't forget we've been a part of USSR for 70 years, and you know how Commies feel about religion? They were actively suppressing it. Now, today majority of Kazakhs are Sunni Muslims, but they might as well be that in name only. My own mother, who's religious, eats pork and hangs Orthodox themed Calendars filled with prayers to Russian Orthodox Saints and on Fridays she goes to Mosque to pray(or used to). That is the prevailing treatment that Islam gets. Although the further south you go the more religiously conservative it gets, we're talking about growing beards, and forcing women to cover up their faces. The moderates, left leaning people, atheists, and soviet leftovers(still plenty of Russians living here) are against it. Like even the most religious northerner is against forcing our women to wear burka(or whatever they call it). So, yes, in short we drink.
Does Sonar have a human or bat dong?
>>552180003His bottom half is human normally, so a human dong. But, I would wager his dong changes when he does as well
>>552179692Lmao, the idea of venerating Orthodox saints while on paper being a muslim is so funny to me. That's quite interesting.Here in Norway only the most hardcore biblethumpers still bother with anything beyond a surface level commitment to any religious practice outside of the usual religious holiday faire.
>>552180258That's how it is here, too. Only surface-level shit. Occasionally you'll get a nut who will press you for eating during a ramadan or criticize you for not being a muslim. And sometimes, very rarely, you'll actually see a teract on TV :D.
How many of you just watched a streamer play this instead of buying it? No judgement, I'm just curious because I wonder how much revenue these devs lose out on with story heavy games like this. I didn't play it, I just watched someone
>>552172097I would willingly do it with a smile if I get kissed by Pman as well
>>552180170Do you think Malevola lets him ride her while he's in the Bat form?
>>552180814Fake fan
>>552181019Honesty, it looks like she keeps him as a pet, maybe it's a swag in hell
>>552180814https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVA9JDnO/results>>552181178Not everyone is in a position to buy it anon. Its unfortunate but that's life
>>552180814Nah, I just lost interest in watching streams a few years ago
>>552181274damn you're way ahead of me. I thought there'd be way more people who never bought it but I guess the poll might've caused some bias
>>552181437That was from before we got banished to /vg/, but i think its a decent representation
>>552181274oh btw>Not everyone is in a position to buy it anon. Its unfortunate but that's lifeno I could've bought it, it costs as much as like, a döner kebab here I just didn't feel like it cause it has no actual gameplay anyway
>>552181380Live streams were the biggest mistake ever made on the internet.>Chat, is this real?>Chat, are we cooked?>Chat, what should I pick?>*inhales ramen*>Chat, this isn’t politically correct, chat.
>>552180814The only streams I watched are Librarian edits of Northernlion, everything else can fuck off
Happy New Year, /SDN/.
>>552182949Happy new years!
I want to kidnap Courtney, molest Courtney, force Courtney to bear ALL of my children
>>552185090Robert...
>>552185090Mecha hands typed this post
>>552182949Happy New Year!
>>552186302it is my headcanon now that flambae is a cat person.
>I want you to cut someone from the Z teamHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>552188338>>552188112Mandykeks...
>>552188313It happened too early for me to really care. I kept the bat guy around because despite being kinda cringe at times, I still found him fun enough to be on the team. Coupe was hot but bored me to tears.
>>552167337Writefaggot here, wanting to do my own bit of dispatch fanfiction cringe. Though I'm not a big fan of melodrama so the plan is for something more lighthearted, slice of life, but still Robert and Courtney. Just curious about feedback, for those who consume fanfiction when it comes to sex scenes/graphic sex scenes. Most people do it really, really poorly, and by and large attempts at graphic sex scenes in literary fiction are pretty cringe regardless. But it's a little hard to imagine Robert and Courtney not fucking like rabbits, and that being a really significant part of their relationship. It was a significant part of how Invisgal was flirting with Robert, with how thirsty for his dick she was. I'm considering how much or how important something like that should be in a story.
>>552185609and then InvisiShroud woke up
>>552188562As another writefag myself, you could always keep it light, allude to things or do a fade to black. Physical intimacy should probably be described though imo.
>>552189218I was mostly just contemplating whether I wanted to get into things that are downright porn levels of detail, or figure out some other way to bridge to stuff like 'pillow talk', because that's got to be pretty entertaining all on its own.
https://youtu.be/vOdk0w3a9gM?si=WPH6sk-j5YT72oph