Previous: >>552122139>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>552141337
>image per 2 postscan you stop posting images thank you
>>552141472ok
Posting in a not so rare Ryan thread
Ryan would be a top 5 uma if she would fix her "Just Fuck My Shit Up" haircut
What happens in all the other clubs? All I ever see posted here are about a select few
the strongest ryan poster
>>552141594they probably actually play the game instead of posting porn here and flatlining
>>552141594they're actually stable and dont have flatliners, so they have no real club drama nor no need to advertise
What was the most recent thing in uma musume that you thought was umazing?
>>552141472I need to SEX this Curren
Stop making me like CB
>>552141594They don't care about getting new members through admission and only recruit most likely
All Uma fall under three categories.Wife UmaBro UmaDaughter UmaSome of them dip into multiple at once like Transcend being a Browife Uma or Daiwa Scarlet I'd a daughterwife Uma.
>>552141757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENFpmtOLkIM
>>552141594my club trades shoes and plays the game at a comfortable B+ level, so there's no need for drama or discord tranny faggotry that spills over into the thread
Digitan my partner...
can we bully aidan into playing the game now
>>552141594most A clubs have 2-3 flatliners they just don't bitch about it all the time
>>552142031I got spooked by Digitan yesterday, I should do her career to see what she's like.
Mejiro Ryan love!
is escape artist good in cm7?
does this count as a cryer?can bakushin cry? or does it go against the bakushin spirit?
Dayum, McQueen has moves like that?!
>>552142264escape artist is always good
>>552142329holy moly
My new years’ wish is that everyone in Mambo either loses their fingers so they’re no longer able to shit up the threads with their irrelevant crap or learn how to use Discord or IRC or whatever the kids use nowadays.
>>552142329my pov btw
>>552142329
>>552142339better than 1x medium corner and 1x front straights?
>>552142393doto the supervillain....
>>552142329NOT EVEN 50 POSTS IN
>>552142264If you're the lone nig? No. No one's catching up. If you're fighting other nigs? No, your nig we'll be dead from the speed up anyway.
>>552142409I don't remember writing this post
my wife
>>552142489I'd take both med corner and front straight
>>552142329why is she crying?
>>552142329Why does a creepy Otaku Uma have so much sex appeal?
>>552142758wrong hole
Just in case there is a certain someone in this thread that needs to hear this:Lifting is not a personalityJust because you visit the gym sometimes, doesn't mean you have to make Ryan your oshiI know that this coming new year, you are capable of the endeavor to find a more interesting favoriteWe believe in you!
I'm spending my japanese new year with my childhood friendLess than 3 minutes left!
I hate tanukis
digitan is a cunny
>>552142329no nipples no genitalia mods pay no heed
>>552142758tears of joy
>>552142825because it appeals to creeps who also get nothing irl so it turns them on
>every club room has a runawayShould i bring out my pre-seiun nn out of the retirement for this?
>>552142279
>>552142978>Should I bring an early URA Nature?thanks for the easy win
>>552142978Suzuka can tank a murmur if they have 1300 stamguts
>>552142978It won't work, so no.
>>552142887You don’t mean that.
>>552142978Yeah go ahead
>>552142978I've tested in practice where my own team debuffs my team. NN ain't doing shit.
>>5521429781. missing stamina isn't that crippling anymore2. you won't even reach the runaways3. most suzukas overkill their stamina anyway
>>552142886She's so sweet
>>552142758because trainer (you) is awful at sex
>>552142978please do that. and PLEASE tell me when you queue up
>>552142295wife
Look! It's ningen trainers! Say something nice to them
>>552143109>>552143147>>552143157>>552143258>>552143265>>552143320>>552143356Damn shame. I kneel bros.
>>552142329I need the full so I can jerk it Digitan for the new year
>>552142978this race is barely longer than a mile bwo....
>>552143453Kiryuin looks so fucking stupid in the game compared to anime
>>552143479Go with Dominator if you want to be a Deboofer
>>552143453Aoi would be fun to hang out with.
Hello friends!!!!
you guys didnt tell me it was a new day and I was late to the shoe harvest..................
>>552141594They're dyingUmaooo is dying againChrist that club is cursed
>>552143967my pov btw
Good morning.
>someone is actually borrowing my newfriend 1 star uma with zero green inspirationsheh
Happy new year from Japan!
>>552143869why do you have this saved on your iphone still
>>552143869hello babyposter
Ohayou, /uma/. New day, once more unto the breach.
>>552141984Sex
>>552143967
>>552142393Doto wouldn't say this
>>552143967This is a very uncute butthole
>>552143869Hi babyposter. Best wishes!
>>552143967Does that feel good
>>552144097There was a mega file of a bunch of tanuki images released!>>552144107
>>552143667Drawn stuff usually looks better, even if its a fanservice cameo.
>Go to sleep>"Today I will induce a lucid dream to be with my wife Digitan">Doesn't work>Still have a uma dream>It's a dream about Inari One seducing me with her tits with a lot of focus on kissingDoes this constitute rape?
>>552143948I would've stayed but danchou announced his resignation too late...
Wait for me Mejiro Bright, I am saving for you
>trying my friends account with all of his whale decks>Jesus fucking Christ
>>552144453SeriouslyTwo months too late
Gyaru umanko
>>552144347You just got sleep molested Digibro...
>>552144347The raped…
>>552144302have you had sexit feels like that
Happy new year dacchis
>>552144595Many are saying this
>>552144338Also,>blink and you miss the Overlord
my club is barely holding on to B+....Time to clean house danchud
>>552144595
>>552141451I really like these creaturas
/uma/ NYE PENIS INSPECTIONS-rankers or above have robotic prosthetics.Dacchis: you have ONE (1) slacker/flatiner.Uma&Co: you have ONE (1) burnout.UmaDASH: you have THREE (3) slackers/flatliners and are getting absolutely carried.Bricked: you have THREE (3) members teetering on burnout/burntout and are going to miss A+.AlmondLove: you have FOUR (4) slackers/flatliners and TWO (2) carrys.Mambo: you have ONE (1) member teetering on burnout. How have you retards gone through SEVENTEEN (17) kicks/leavers in a single month?HonseFun: you have FOUR (4) slackers/flatliners, are going to miss A, and are getting absolutely carried./UmaGG/: you have FIVE (5) slackers/flatliners, ONE (1) member teetering on burnout./uma/hjong: you have THREE (3) slackers/flatliners.Umasumi: healthy.Below A-rank have immature testes.
Why are big ears so sexy? Imagine an earjob from her… now that would be nice :)
Today I will do some Gold City career runs.
>>552144868which uma is the one next to Dantsu i don't recognize straight black hair with a white ahoge
>>552144890i like how the one guy came back to do one run on the 28th and then quit the next day
>>552143869Sexy little baby
>>552144850I'll take gold shitty and palmer, you can have the other 2.
>>552145139the diagnosed schizophrenic
>>552145089Condolences.
>>552145054>How have you retards gone through SEVENTEEN (17) kicks/leavers in a single month?
can you guys post more porn
>>552145139calzone
>>552145070I wouldn't want an ear jobbut imagine sucking and blowing on it during sex
>>552145320Thanks!
>>552145070
>>552141594I don't know shit about mahjong but they're cool bwos
its new years evehow's /uma/ holding up
>>552145335This is the best I can do right now
>>552144868hey i see ryan!
>>552142329She must fucking reek. Digitan is so hot.
smoooch!!! smooch!!!!!!!!!!!
>>552145680every day until you like it
>>552145054jong only has one flatliner but weirdly this month was better than the previous one
my trainee fucking raped me while tazuna pinned me down
>>552141594Which club should I join if I want a tight community that does activities together outside of Umamusume?
>>552144868Logically Dantsu hangs out with Manhattan and overall design matches out except for that streak.Looks too tall for Calzone. Overall whole thing has alot of tiny shots if you look for them.
>>552146081AlmondLove
>accidentally started fan run in Unity>went middle all races>4 triangles and 1 x>winHuh?
>>552146081Not an /uma/ clubOr Mambo
>>552144338Spefatty my beloved
>>552146185Our community isn’t the only thing that’s tight
>>552146081Mambochou used his company funds to fly us all out first class to Japan for the Arima Kinen.
>>552146081almondlove hosts weekly jerkoff sessions to dancho's of
>>552146185What activities do you do?
uma sexsex, with umas
>>552145675I'm gonna buy a bottle of wine and order a few pizza's tonight for the family. Then do stuff later with the gf.
>>552146031Sir, you signed this release form stating otherwise
Grass is embarrassed that her family is full of Kentucky hillbillies.
>>552146484She is a Yamato Nadeshiko form Japan
>>552146413big if true
>>552145675gonna get takeaway chinese and play dota until like 10pmthen im gonna visit my parents
I'm going to create a jiggie clubThe quota will be 30 jiggies/monthNo fans needed
>>552146413what ifsexbut without the umasand with two ningens instead
>>552145675i got a cold so im staying inside
>>552146413only with mares tho
>>552145675i'm sleeping in
>>552146484Where is her Kentucky spirit…
>>552146585>Her family visits to support her in Japan
Which Rice should I go with?
What else is there...the two bus spooks...
>>552146989Left. Wit diff.
>>552146707I will go to your jiggiesI WILL put on Bakushin on the jukebox
IN /UMA/WE FUCK STALLIONS
>>552146915In eating the chicken.
SSR event chains don't seem to finish today
>>552147320
>>552147320>Grass putting on her old uniform years after graduation
Imagine
>>552147002>black bars>that cringeend yourself cringelord
>see a comic on Twitter with trainer x Neicha Hmm, this will do well for my collection.
>>552147234so true king
I believe you have my stapler
I want Special Week to cling onto her Trainer while they’re making love..
>>552141594>3D banners parameters added bottom rightDANCHOUUUUU GET ON IIIIIIT
>>552145335cease >>552103982
>>552147761Hush piggy let the gooner speak
Happy New Year from JP! Here's to more umamusume content and to hang out more with my dacchis this year!
>>552147639I will burn this place down if I don't get my stapler.
>>552147320I think it’s cute how much Grass loves Teio
>>552144968>>552144595sex with helios marriage with palmersnuggles with NICE NATURE DESU>>552141594>discord requiredremember when this used to be a "not an /uma/club" ban reason?
BAKUSHIIIN
>>552146915
>>552147919>Grass and Teio have been hanging out recently>Grass telling el condor pasa she is a strong black big beautiful woman who doesn't need a trainer.
>>552147976still isnone of the club in the list have that icon
So, who are these two? Also why did Cygames wait year to release Belno and not just do the anime colab release?
>>552147849A very Akemashite to your Omedetou to you too, pardner.
>>552148054When i first started playing, I kept using my statues to 3* Bakushin so I could see her armpits. I don’t regret it
>>552148054Prepping for Sagittarius?
>>552148185>still isthen the disclaimer shouldn't really be a thing to begin with, don't you think?
>>552148193>to release belnoMy bad, the purple haired one, Dantsu? She was only released recently, correct?
>>552148193retard
>>552147320Need me a real American belle like this
>>552148185None of the clubs listed there have ANY icons so why is that section even there?
>>552148370nyesShe's just one of my favorite Uma. I love her happy go lucky attitude
>still no xmas/new years ssr selector presentosurely tomorrow
>>552146707No better time to start than now
>>552147320Grass my beautiful chunky chestnut...
>>552148689Christmas? New Years? It's still autumn!
>>552145675Family is sick with the flu. Gotta take care of them and them sleep in early,
>>552147976So this is the life in a game that barely has any guild activities... In Granblue Fantasy, we used to hang out on Discord and listen to the music bot during GWs. Outside of GW we would play some dumbass games and friendslop shit. Endgame raids? Chill on VC drunk playing like morons
>>552148616Which is all the weirder cuz there is MULTIPLE clubs that have discord, mandatory or not.
>>552148689It doesn’t start until holiday Oguri drops
>>55214868910 pulls is the best i can do
But demo doushite. why.
>>552148886There are clubs like that. We just don’t do that /here/
why doesn't my erauma client display portraits
>>552148689bwo we are not in winter yet
>>552148731>Grass wasn't kidding when she said she was a brown woman
>>552149080Under settings, enable resources
>>552149080you need to activate the resources by going to settings and activating it there
>>552149080
>>552148731Grass Wonder got fat shamed to death....sad....
>>552149080>>552149080you downloaded the resources zip from the github right? go to settings and enable resources
>>552148731>chestnutyou don't belong here
When people say JP is maybe 2-3 people, I can see it.
>>552149080EraUma?
>>552141594needs another tag
So what freebies did Japanese get during the New Year?
I give up on this game its genuinely impossible to get a good run
>>552147320E-Erotic.
holy fuark that was risky
>>552149427>discord, period>external website (lmao)>uses irc chat, in 2025+1>none of these icons are used anywhere even tho we know of clubs that have at least an optional discordwhoever made that image is a silly retard
>>552149563…
>>552148731when I see this picture I remember the greentext of an anon whose gf didn't believe horses could get fat so he told her "just google Grass wonder" and he heard her saying "HOLY SHIT" from the other room
>>552149563draw matches are so funyou just know you were THIS close to eating shit
>>552149445your mom>>552149465good
>>552149563turd queefs lol
>>552141337>ウマオオオオ (20 million/month)>PUMA (No quota)>ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)How long do you all think we have until we reach these levels of dead?
>>552149563If Pitasan Black was on Long it wouldn't have been this close to a fuck up
>>552148886you're looking for a gaming community that just happens to have a dedicated uma musume group. /uma/ is just for shitposting and game discussion. you may have better luck checking out the official discord or even popular youtuber communities that have active VCs.
>>552149752considering how slow, and low quality the general has become?
>>552149709>shota loving shitposterGet out.
>>552147849Happy new year jpbro
>>552149563My rule of thumb is having 20+ trainings and 1+ burst is the greenlight to first race top
>>552149652neat, where's did that greentext get posted?
>Happy new year>I don't wish for anything special...I just hope that this year will be one where I can quietly be by your side
>want to go do a run>finishing it won't matter because the month is almost overSigh...
>>552149907My rule of thumb is race top no matter what. If the run dies, it dies.
>>552147976>>552148185it’s obviously not a ban because the distinction is that they’re not recruiting from there so they’re still a club full of and only for /vg/ anons that’s why everyone left the RiceGirl club. Didn’t umaoo come from some grub discord originally? that never got them banned. and i think it was uma&co or another A+ club that made a discord for a few days before all the members demanded it be closed and they weren’t banned either>>552148374>>552148616That section is there to show that none of the clubs have discord or any of those things anon. It’s basically “this is what you’d see next to the club if they had this but none do”. The reasoning is that it’s super relevant information since it’s extremely controversial.
>>552150007very based but also very bricked.
>>552149864japs are something else, so honest with themselves and others...>>552149970hey look its a cute psycho
>>552149709This uma fucks little boys
>>552148886if you're a grubber or former grubber then i hope youre in the /gbfg/ discord as it's literally just a gaming community that plays a lot of different shit at this point similar to what >>552149836 is describing
this rate up is bullshit man what the hell
first time i've seen a tripple bubble on the samewish it was power but oh well
happy new year from SEA!!!!!!
>>552149945
I couldn't care less about club drama faggotry
>>552150141good post
>>552150113happy new year seabwoits 8 am here in burgertown
Uma with this feel?https://youtu.be/XyUVSo3hbSM?si=Ao1zl1PJlmmstZhy
>>552150113spe would NEVER say this
I don't like how smug they look
>>552150314god I fucking wish that was me, i'm so alone
>>552150314the title of that video forgot to mention the "subhuman force horse to fuck mare without asking the owner, resulting in the horses death"
>>552149970Man...
>>552150113merry new year my nigga
Just got beat by this
honestly wish I never got this grumpy bitch...
>>552149970Dang
>>552145675>Diner I like to spend my time at closed down>friends didn't invite me out for NY>brother in debt and parents bothering me that I should help him>seasonal sadness>PC breaking down as prices for ram go upHolding up well, might get chinese later
>>552150045
>>552150113Cute!!! Happy New Year!
>>552150609i was going to pull for her but then i saw this post.
>>552150113Happy new year SEAcial Week
I work this new year’s so I’ll be hanging out with all the women (im the only male in this rotation)
can anyone share their dominator rudolf bvild? my attempts havent been great
>>552150352why are these two the biggest run brickers of aoharu?
>>552150609There's a setting that makes her nicer...
>>552150352The Turf Queens of round 1....
>>552150460Why do you think owner wasnt aware of this, you pay for the stallion mounting. Now, not using the decoy cuck horse to be beaten first so mare calms down before you bring in the breeder, that was a stupid move.
>>552150656hang in there
>>552150113happy new year
>>552148919>>552149569>clubs with discordName one without it being a falseflagging shitpost. umao’s grub discord doesn’t count
>>552150609Uma who hates women when?
>>552150746>He fell for the hybrid meme
Can I get both Homestretch Haste and All I've Got? Or do they not stack?
>>552145675My balls stopped aching but the groin still feels funny. Meds make me sleepy. Brother went to the beach so we won't greet the New Year watching awful horror movies. Will chill at my grandma's the best I can, sneaking some runs after the fireworks.
Post something mildly sexual
>>552150978Curren exists and she is a massive whore
>>552150832>using the subuman phone
The final check. How much capital you managed to amass on eve of new year? Show me.
erm, this is extremely inappropriate............
>>552151032
>>552145675Today was supposed to be my day off but I have to fix some stuff. I'll spend the night with my mother, drink and do some ace runs.
>>552151016They do stack and you can, just that depending on your style buying more mid-race might be better for your gameplan.
>>552150609you'll come around
>>552150746i'm taking this CM easy so i have no high-rolls to show but this deck is churning out usable glue.
>>552151032how mildly?
>>552150989I mean, it's just rudolf with a dominator slapped on it, if you have a build for normal ace rudolf that's fine too
>slop
>some fart spams literal fucking slop at me>>552151257innocent seeming images that have sexual energy, like yours and the original image, you get the idea
Cygames…I need a second Fuji event…
>>552150760>Oguri can fuck you up at the first round and the one before Riko's goonCap as in peak etc
>Slopkill urself my man>>552151257I've jerked off to this one before making it more than mildly.
>>552150746She wins sometimes... Maybe I could try with NN and see how that goes, but I really hate training 0 speed umas without 2 Kitasan-tier speed cards
>>552151192More for me
>>552151114only three more months till we can blow our loads together, bro.
>>552151119New Year's Mating Press from Taiki...
never stop posting porn
>>552144595Elaborate
>>552145675thinking how i should have quit last monthsomething possessed me in october to farm 70m fans in a week im afraid that isn't something I can ever pull off without the proper motivation againit was my swan song that led me into burning out i fearhappy new years
>>552151403is it gayer to shoot your load over another dude's or is it gayer to be the one having your rod painted
>>552151114i don't reply to rerollers
>>552151403>the cocks are cumming on each otherthis image is not about Oguri or Tamamo, they simply happen to be in it, this is just gay porn with extra steps
>>552151403W-woah
>>552150746She surprises me sometimes but not a winning ace.
>>552151403deleted already...
>>552151340Complaints about slop will only result in more slop being posted, I hope you understand
>>552151114might go for Tama next
>>552151114
>>552151403um.... why are they.... that's pretty gay bro....
>>552151403haha gayyyyyyyy
Are sloppy seconds gay? Asking for a friend.
cm rooms? room doko
is the club power Winning Ticket better than Hishi Amazon for Late Surgers?She definitely seems worse in stats, but her still are all straight-up amazing
>>552150783>a wig and some strange pillsno dober, I'm not putting on the wig...
>>552152064you won't fit
>>552152051sloppy seconds aren't definitionally gay, but they ARE gay if you make them gay, there's a whole song and dance to it but you can only really tell on a case by case basis
>>552152138hishi has a stamina bonus which is really nice
orgies are the gayest shit ever, why would you ever share a girl with another guyexcept if that guy is a trap
>>552152138Power cards are overall something you want to avoid, only reason why they work at all is because Rice+Riko meta. Also no race bonus.
>>552151363Pokke pregnant?
>>552151363wait a second...HER EARS!!
>>552151339This image of cafe is so hot man
>>552152341ya with MY baby. sex with boy uma
>>552152138welfare ticket would unironically be a good card if it didn't take 30 fucking energy off the last event, in fact you have to gamble on the chain not finishing
>>552152330>Rice+Riko metaI don't have or like Rice and I'm losing hope on Rikowithout a power card, it's miserable to raise power above 700
>>552151340that art was definitely not slop i saw it on xitter by a vtumor artist
>>552152493erm your condor pasa??????
>>552152493Use full power parents and bring stamina cards instead. If youre desperate, bring King Halo as the third speed. My umas usually have around 900 to 1k power with zero power cards.
>>552152630her skills are for pace and I only have her at 2LB
why isn't she coming out quicker bwos i don't think i can wait 20 more days
>>552152725She’s a decent stat stick even without her skills
>>552152725still better than welfare ticket...
>>552145675New Year's doesn't kick in until around April for me so tomorrow is just recruitment day
>>552150815I'll try, hopefully this year will be better
>>552152817>140>super tight tiny pussyIMAGINE bending her
jiggie
>>55215111432k, will skip the Oguri alt and just focus on Tama because I prefer stories than just three new events. Just hoping I won't get raped too much on future CMs.
>>552152725>>552152830Only at 3LB or higher, though unfortunately
>>552149080>>552149395What are people using to translate it? I can find the game easily enough but back when I played TW people used to run sugoi to translate the text out of window unlike how the screenshots here do it.
>>552152969this but with full nelson correction
>>552152441
>>552153071https://gitgud.io/era-games/erauma only the google translate translations work for me tho
>>552153114i like thi stupid gif a lot, thank you for reposting it
>>552153071The page has an “optional” plugin to translate the client that adds Google Translate, but it messes the UI up just enough to a little annoying
>>552151114I'm hooooooooooooooooooooooardin
>>552153218It's not stupid!Pokke is NOT stupid!!
>>55215111434k nowi had to spark for dober and i might end up skipping christmas ogurin for tama
>>552152969>>552153102You must preserve the world for white umas
Sex
>>552153071You have two options1. only ui and some other things are translated2. everything is translated but it's done by google translate
>>552152817>Fast as Lightning>0% Speed Growth???
I got Berry…
>>552151114Doesn't matter. There's nothing to roll until August
>>552153421I SHALL FUCK THE TINY CUTE BOY(esque) UMAS AND I WILL CONTINUE THEIR LINEAGE!
>>552153421WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR THE WHITE (GREY) RACE
>>552151114Got Dober basically for free so my stack remains strong
NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGECan Flex Tape fix my fucked up career?
>first decent inspirations in days>fail 4 training at <5%Fuck this dogshit game.
>>552153757no
>>552153681i'm not up to date on my Vivlos lore, can I get a qrd
>>5521511144128
>>552153757
>>552153757if you win before nov I forget when you get fired I never encountered it
>>552153947Tranny horse
>>552153947
>>552154173In the sense that she was originally a ningen or that she has a dick
>>552153757>sprint stretch maidenwhat the fuck
>>552153681>>552154263how this keeps happening is beyond me, but also funny as hell
>>552154329nta I'm guessing it's a kingu run
>>552154329It's Calstone Light O's favorite track
>>552154264
dober is making me fly into an incel rage she lost juvenile fillies AND the triple tiara on a parent run
>uma kabedon
>>552154790Average late surger parent run
>>552153212>>552153310>>552153471Thanks dacchis, got it working.
There is actually a new event coming up, with the Marvelous Welfare card. Are you guys ready to grind AGAIN?
>>552153314Stop retenting so much bwo think of your balls and prostate
>>552154264Pits and tits
We must further spread the Finemo propaganda
>>552155439uhhhh christmas is over bwo
>>552155439what do you mean "grind"? events in this game is just us getting more stuff for playing normally
>>552155450don't worry I'm rolling next month on supeope
>>552153212i'm a tad confused, are you supposed to play this because of the porn or in spite of the porn, like, are you meant to jack off to this or is that simply something you CAN do but aren't necessarily meant to, but perhaps more importantly, is this worth playing with the (i presume) questionable translation?
>>552154850>my grandfather was the caretaker of the armies horses in ww2this could've been him wow!
The top is objectively better, right? Cuz she has innate left handed and a hint knocks off less than 15 skill points (?).
when they they add the function to clock non objective races in the JP ver? Its genuinely infuriating to lose secret events like this
>>552155758the sex system is kinda shit, to this day nothing has topped eratohotw
>>552155648If you want a free card with 15% race bonus for MANT, Christmas isn’t over for another 3 weeks.
Running out of TP pots.....How rare are gem bonus in the race?
>>552155714HAHAHAH somehow I've never seen the end of the animation, kino
>>552155794yes unless you are buying both circles (dont do that)
>>552155758i played for the porn and i ended up spoiling myself for tama's career if shes anything like the erauma career ingame theres no saving her for mant
>>552155918I usually get 10 carats every 3 runs. Apparently it's easier to get them whenever you Distance win a G1? That's when I usually notice I get them.
>>552156035the required races in erauma are the same in game
>>552155439Doing your daily borrows isn't a 'grind'
>>552155885this?>drugging, sleep raping and timestop rapeI think i'll simply never understand nips
あけましておめでとう /uma/I hope y'all have a great start of the year, and successfully achieve all your goals for it.
>>552155683>>552156198>Hurr durr doing 3 runs a day isn't a grindYes it is you no-life fucks.
Okay but I really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>552156318have you tried spending less time on 4chan and more time playing umamusume?
>>552156035can you actually jack off to it or is it just r18 umamusume but without all the dopamine that comes from playing a roguelite gacha
Why did my Teio lose the tenno sho...? sure, thats a lot of recoveries, but I have more than enough, I dont get it, I really dont.I got Teio yesterday while trying to get dober and did her career 6 times, no matter what always second to mcqueen here.
>>552156383I don't think I'd be able to resist feeling anything for Stay Gold if she was actually a man
Blue Bloom, like Rice suggested.
>>552146336Yeah it was fun. Pic related, we got snacks and did karaoke after. Some normalfag brought his wife but she was nice enough. See you guys next year!
>3 dogshit borrow runs in a rowThese bitches never getting my money ever again.
>>552156296happy new year umadachi
>>552156563lowrolled wit, blocked etc
>>552156605I was the sieg hailing brown individual
spending New Year's Eve with Digitan
>>552154725>calstone mention Cute
>>552156296thanks, happy new year to you too
2 hours late but happy new year!
>>552153426It’s true.
>>552156869bwo, your lobby chats...
>>552155505>>552156869happy new year JPfag
>>552156743>not the jojo posing brown with the prison school shirtsovless
>>552156715I have yet to manage to complete a single one of Teio's secret events, the clocks for non mandatory races or objectives cannot come soon enough
>>552156318>on the way to work>at lunch>on the way back from work/at homeeasy
>>552156296happy new year jpbro
>>552156605I didn't mambotards drank milk
>>552156290>>552156562For me both TW and K were for fueling imagination rather than anything actually erotic. The TSP/rape is there but I never used it due to being a vanillafag.
>>552157030You don't work from home...?
https://x.com/Spade_seiyu_dol/status/2006298784435966161What do we think of this
>>552155758>He doesn't understand the appeal of era gamesThey are number autism games with pornI have a save of EraTohoTW where I married everyone and have >10 children with each character (the highest being 962 with Yakumo Ran)
>>552156318Friendly Fire is ineffective here.
>>552156290Can’t wait for the autism where uma gets the TW treatment…or at least the eraten treatment
>>552157198i see, maybe if some chinkanon decides to be cute and does a proper translation into a real language i'll check the game out, but fat chance of that
I swear its fucking scripted to get sleep deprived in the junior year
>>552157353
>CB is not great with elevator
Run status: bricked
>>552157614
Which parent is the best for a new player?
>>552157928my mom makes me lasagna, shes a good mom :)
>>552157985thats more cute than anything, super mega cute even>>552157878same kinda goes for this due to the chibi
>>552157770What's your dumbass doing trying to run a G1 on her?
>>552157928Maruzensky, Oguri, or Rudolf, whichever looks coolest to you
>>552157220I do and it's the only reason I can no life this but I'm talking how this game is designed for people on commute
87179254 cm7
>>552158078>mildly
Why am I not getting any rainbows for the last two days?
>>552158196Cloudy
fufu...
Thoughts on Mejiro Ship?
>>552158280
>>552156605>NY Islanderslmao!
How the fuck do you make a short distance parent when 90% of the races are medium/long and even if you inherit bullshit your short distance horse into medium the fucking horse ends up churning out a medium pink spark.
>>552158098Go big or go home (she went home).
>>552151018What happened to your balls anon...
>>552158391you dontjust get turf S
I think you guys are cool and good at the game
I’m out of the loop with clubs, is my best bet waiting until tomorrow to just mass apply to the /uma/ list?
>>552158637yeppers
Run 1LB Rice and borrow MLB Falco or run 0LB Falco and borrow MLB Rice? Is TE that important?
>>552158098She usually wins all G1s I do.
>>552158637Wait for the club recruitment posts to go up and post your id here when replying to them. Or post your id here and hope to get scouted by a club on the list instead of discord vultures.
post your aces for scorpio please I haven't made anything yet
>danCHUD got a random shitter instead of waiting for umao refugeesS M H
>>552158954How big is what?
>>552158143Don't everyone join all at once...
Do you guys actually win practice rooms? Please show me some winning umas. I have no idea why mine aren't doing it...
>>552158637Here's the list of club. You can join them if you put /uma/ in your profile, you can also advertise yourself during 1st of every month, and be on the lookout for recruiting clubs during the 1st onwards.There's also a new club that is aiming for A iirc. If you want a fresh club you can join that
just flushed 3 borrow runs down the toiletepic
>>552158975I posted them but you guys laughed at me.............
Recruiting for your club is like collecting Pokemons. It's oddly satisfying
>>552158975ive won at least 2 rooms with each, of course though taiki is far and away my biggest winner
>>552158143I AM DRINKING NIGGA!!!!!!!! but I joined now dont expect good practice with my team since its full yolo
>>552158314gentle bot gentle life
>>552159325I love Stego.
>>552159408They love it because humans aren't quickshots
>>552159408>we know mares love human cock and allyou are talking about the game, right?
>>552159325I'm easily swayed by fan art I said, even more so by artists like this oneI dislike stego anon I saidBoth of these sentence continue to stay true
>>552159408depends on the marea lot of them just don't give a fuck
PIGGIES ARE DOING TRIANGLE STRATHow do i beat it? EVIL NATURE?
>>552158975Taiki and Maru are doing alright and I got them relatively early. Maya's been refusing to cooperate for like a week
>>552159118The new club would be Autis/uma/! The danchou of which would be me! We are in fact aiming for A-rank! If you’re someone who wants to improve and reach their goals, consider joining us on our journey.
>>552158143>234GOOD ENOUGH!!! Grats Fukubwo!!
>>552159080Another practice lobby another loss...What is wrong with my girls...
>>552159670What's the triangle strat?
>>552158391bakushin runs until the room stinks
>>552159080sorry i gave up on this cm
>>552159846bignig suzubase marutaikibignig-front-pace bermuda triangle
>>552159729>danchou active on threadevery single autis/uma/ poster on suicide watch
>>552159916You run your own Suzuka and 2 front runners with SFV
>>552159114>>552158975Piggie decks but these are close to the platonic ideal of what you should be aiming for, I have a pretty high w/r against whale lobbies. And that one anon who from here who put pump on his Taiki was on to something, my winrate on her improved noticeably after buying it.
>>552159729I would have joined if it was made this month but I already got in an /uma/ club.Hoping and cheering you for the best tho!
>>552159916Natugosp...I won have these against in a few practice rooms. Just get lucky or run it yourself
watch as absolutely nothing happens tomorrow and all clubs are already full with no one recruiting
>>552160119
>>552159919>suicide watchWhy>t.also a danchou that masks off sometimes
>>552158143DAI KICHI
>>552159919I know when your TP bar is full…>>552160081Godspeed, gamer! Take care to keep up with your club’s fan goals, lest they get you.
>no medium S yet againI've tried for every single borrow run these past 2 weeks and I've gotten medium S a single time, in a fucked dead-in-junior-year runcygames, please
Are you having fun, torenas?
>>552160335After having to listen to Buena Vista talk about what she does with her onii-chan, Gentil decided to strike.
Can someone post the story type chart for umaPlease
>>552160470
>>552160379witbros what the fuck is this
Finally a Suzu I'm happy with, turning off scorpio in my brain
>>552160470No>>552160549No
>>552160470Going to watch some LotR in a bit while eating loads of nuggies, so yeah, pretty alright. How bout you?>>552160484Vista is the cutest of CFs, Gentil hit in a different way but is equally powerful.
>>552160329What duck?
>>552160389I'm the type to rush fan goals and then take it easy or be comfy for the rest of the month, I think I'm fine! I also have my trainee's choices memorized so I can do it brain off. You should still advertise tomorrow onwards and be clear with your quota and your goals!>>552160470YEPPERS!!
>>552160613post dick
>>552160470I am not
>>552160470respectfully, i think whoever thought to put the fuji kiseki event with rigged rates right before CM should be shot
>>552159729how many slots you've got bwo? got room for a guy who gets around 30 million a month?
>tfw you realize just now that og maruzensky's unique does in fact land on the spurtGod fucking damn it. I really wasted all this time building the wrong umas, AGAIN
>>552160858Hmm, how did you figure this?
>>552160858If only doesn't when inherited. And her and Suzuka are all this thread ever talks about during CM discussion, where have you been?
>>552160758
Danchou would be having a meltdown if he knew how many runs I abandon a day on the last inspiration after not getting S medium
>>552160470I keep having gay thoughts of Futa umas like Fuji and Mr. CB spitroasting me.But I'm not gay.
>>552160605Zero wit max luck, I'm the S rank piggy in that lobby who ate shit, my wallet can't compete with the pure sovl of his team...
>>552160470NO
>>552160984Is Ruby really into her trainer?
This Taishin that ultimately got the hot springs ticket tried so fucking hard to be a brick, had like bare fucking minimum rainbow speed trainings and the bitch even took all of my retries to win Ura final in the end.
>>552160751I could've not use Falco since groundwork sparked but I have no time for rng, she did decently anyway
>>552161171Im rly into u…
>>552160470>3 borrows so shit, I gave up before 2nd summer all 3 timesNo.
>>552160470mmmmmmnyo
>>552160631Please, I need this, I'll post the tip of my penis for you
>>552160970Yeah, I probably only checked the inherited version on the sim and then never thought about it again
Teaching Helios sex
I like how Vivlos and Chevacci look like literal kids here
How do you build lates for this cm
>>552161515you don't
My first borrow was so shit and has killed my motivation to do the next 2
>>552161515on your left or you're on your knees
>>552160748I don’t intend to run a quota, but I do intend to keep track of people’s fan numbers and the club’s statistics as a whole to make sure we’re on target to meet our goal rank each month for the good of everyone as well as to help motivate those falling a bit behind.>>552160854We open tomorrow for the first time, so we currently have all 29 slots open!
>>552161465That's what kids usually look like when watching their older siblings have sex
>>552160470No, the relentless CM grind is too much and there's not enough new content. I'm quitting tomorrow.
>>552161515Do whatever you want (they're gonna lose anyway).>>552161568Just use them for parent runs :^)
spending the new years with tama
>>552160605Teio Rudolf Laisu anon here. I don't do wit training and that Rudolf was an exception because of RNG
>>552161636any specific requirements? or is it just, post our ids here when the time comes
>>552160605shrimply get lucky
This game is so retarded
>>552161070me under the table
>>552160605just be lucky bro
>>552161728Either post your IDs and I’ll collect them for when your timer expires or if you’re currently clubless you can apply to the club directly.
>>552161515They win against shit nigs that die early on, like every other styles. Against competent ones, they might as well not be there.
As the first sun of the new year rises on the world it reveals a new future for us all... And for Mambo.
Is Daiwa viable for Scorpio as a front if Suzukas kill each other?
>>552161636Tomorrow as in you already have the club built so it's not unranked?
>>552161945Correct. I have been sitting on it for all of last month.
>>552161636>"We" have 29 slots openBwo... Sunday Silence doesn't count as a member of your club...
Mambo is so brown, I can smell the curry from here
>>552160470I was until this event started
>>552162112Doto would say this
>>552162070yeah me too
Could absolutely go for a fish head curry rn lads
>>552162094The empty club room is rather lonely…at least let me use the royal we to pretend.
>>552161636You really should set a quota or at least your ideal requirements. If you don't people would just flatline and expect free gibs
>>552161885then ill wait for the post tomorrow and post my id then. gotta let my danchou know their top (and only current) earner is leaving the club...
NIGGGER
>>552155607Please don't, I'm saving as much as I can for the All Uma banner. I can get Finemo from there!
>>552161940In theory she should work. Guts bonus to either gutsmaxx or supplement spot struggles/duels to close the gap to suzuniggers and if she gets to 2nd she can rocket. She's probably a maya sidegrade
Christ this fucking run is cursed
What the fuck is McQueen's problem?
>>552162268Good post
>>552162453>I'm saving as much as I can for the All Uma banner.post the current umas you lack, and we'll judge as to whether or not it'd be a sound investment for you
>>552162494>Skin Outbreak*Hits self with hammer* wtf why am I in pain my luck is so bad
>>552162437>spent turn fixing mood?>Mood Down next turn>important race next turn?>believe it or not, Mood Down right before the race>wanna get some energy with date?>always karaokeUma just knows how to twist that knife.
>>552162415I want to try it like this. If it doesn’t work, then I don’t mind going to a traditional quota system. Experimentation never hurts.
>>552161940When My Daiwa proc SfV + Red Ace when oonigas die but there's always OG Maru or Oguri stealing the win
>>552162494Wait nevermind, this run is blessed
>>552162612NTA but I only have 24 uma and I'm also saving for the all uma.
>>552162615It was after 3 races, fucktardImmediately getting skin condition, then immediately getting a second mood down, then followed by a third mood down, all on the same ending turn, is shitty luck
>>552162696OG Maru is the real meta pick this cm. She wins most lobbies I'm in, it's like red shift is built specifically to mog tired ooniges
>>552161636can i post my id now even though i wont be leaving my club until tomorrow?
In 4/5 of my last careers I have gotten sleep deprived when resting before the debut race
how do you find which banners had free pulls
>>552162934My post......Your head
>>552162191Mambrownies... Our response?
>>552161636Understandable!!! I am from the bottom of my heart hoping that your club be successful and be able to reach A rank or your ideals!!
>>552162956Nigs are the meta, bro. Rooms are always metafag whales, so they always have whatever meta is needed. Actual cm will barely have any nigs in it. So your chances of losing to a lone shit built nig drastically goes up.
>>552163125No point responding, we've all seen the leaks.
>>552162934>adds another layer of rng to his runs>nooooooooooo why am i so unlucky!!!Retard.
>>552162840Tits too small
>say happy new year>nobody replies>some faggot passing as a femboy says it>whole club replies with good wishes
>>552163004Sure, I can take yours down now if you won’t be available tomorrow>>552163135Thank you!
Kek
>>552163534HAPPY NEW YEAR
>>552163534happy new year umadacchi
>>552163402I can fix that, don't worry
>>552163534Happy New YearWhy are you in a gay club
>>552163534Happy new year
>>552163534>some faggot passing as a femboyHow do you have this information?
>>552161515All winners lates I've seen in lobbies are always the one with 1k power
I WILL spark the super Uma banner, I WILL get lucky and get everyone I want.
>>552163125Mambo cute
>>552163534Happy New Year, anonny!
>>552163591525655343622i'll be leaving my current club when the gibs drop. then itll be time to waithopefully this club goes well enough, or at the very least i hope people are active in it
>>552161317luna nyooooooooooooo
>>552163534Happy new year from one chubby busted ojii-sans (Japanese for unc) to another !!!!Yeah but how do you know who the club femboy is...?
>>552163534HAPPY NEW YEAH!!!Kanpai bwo!!For anyone on r/a/dio see you in later
I still have yet to see a single anon explain how V.Bourbon isnt a total brick. She wins vs nothing.>DUDE SHES SO EASY FREE GROUNDWORKYeah? And every other front in the game gets free taking the lead. She literally cant unless you MLB twin turbo and dance through a TRIPLE AGEMASEN EVENT.You can farm groundwork, there are thousands of groundwork parents on umadb, and you can even desperation guaranteed groundwork via falco. Bourbon cannot realistically get taking the lead in any scenario.Any front with only groundwork or only taking the lead will ALWAYS lose to an uma with both.
>New Years>Godless faggots larpingget a new one
>>552164052>larpingYou keep using that word.
>>552164052Get a new what? A new year? That's the whole point anon !!!
>>552164052I want this anon to be less grouchy as a new year's resolution
anons... would tactical weak actually finally work in this CM for a pace? you know considering half of the lobby is fronts on average...
>>552163046You approach the cantankerous jpuma oldfags and beseech them for wisdom
>>552164052it's almost christmas anon, you need to be more jolly
>>552164052I can't imagine sitting at your computer all day being this miserable on purpose
>>552164414Christmas was 5 years ago anon
>>552163534Happy new year!
>>552163065>>552163383>you're not allowed to complain about bad luck because... well you just can't Suck my nuts, homos, still enjoyed the onsen with Taiki
>>552164524christmas is 359 days away, IT'S LIKE A WEEK ANON, GET JOLLY
My new years resolution is to penetrate kawakami princess (anally)
>>552164358>He's discovered the Shatterproof metaWolfbros... I've got his scent. Begin the hunt.
>>552163534Happy New Year anon!
>>552164563People must love being around a complaining nigger like yourself.
Happened to me without skin break, speak your piece chief
Why does trainer-chan not find Maya attractive?
>>552164768My FUARKING hero
xD
Don't tell me this is my third bricked run in a row...
>>552164817because trainer-chan doesn't want to commit a felony
>>552163534I'm saying it to the first one I see sorry nothing persoanal
>>552164780The fuck is this good vibes only bullshit? This ain't reddit. Fuck off to your hugbox if a little complaining gets under your skin
>>552164974-3 borrows better luck tomorrow
>>552164817Trainer-san is responsible and knows that taking the advances of a trainee seriously would result in a permanent loss of their license.
>>552165067not any of those anons, but why in the name of fuck are you doing 3 races in a row? If this is for a parent who gives a shit, it doesn't matter whether you get Skin Outbreak or not, if this for an Ace, I'm sorry to say anon, you are cripplingly retarded
>>552165067>Le 4chan is... Le mean! I am le oldf*g I know le rules!
>>552165067
I need Mejiro Bright to put Tamamo in her place.
Kingu tax? EvadedThanks for the free speed, power and wit sucker
>>552150314Dude that horse instantly empties its bowels. That's dead dead.
UMADOLS are NOT REAL. You cannot just slap the prefix uma- in front of something and expect it to birth a whole new concept. You think we have Umaxi drivers just because a taxi driver happens to be an umamusume? Or Umasketball players because umamusume play basketball? WAKE THE FUCK UP people, you are being CONNED!
>>552165024>>552165304Damn you Tazuna!
Do we like Tokai Teio here?
>>552165571Umatard
>>552164052>calling people godless>complaining about larpingwhat is with all the tradlarping christfags lately?
>>552165571
i would literally take advantage of mayano
we seriously fucking hate Tokai Teio here
>>552158509Only seeing it now but I really don't know. I did that exam pregnant women do but on my balls and it could be a surplus of liquids in the region, hernia or a minor infection. It was really bad days ago, now it's a bit better but the meds make me drowsy as fuck, my phone falls on my face when I'm playing uma in bed.I just want to jerk off in peace again...
>>552165675>latelyAnon... 2016 was a decade ago...
>>552165067sorry CHUD, I have holiday spirit in my heart, and I can't contain it anymore. Your hecking complaining is RUINING christmas, BE BETTER
>>552164817Every time Mayano beats Brian in a race, she breaks into my home to rape me and demands I keep Mayano on a leash away from her. When Maya flirts with me in public, Brian is nearby to remind me what's going to happen later if she loses the race. It's sad to have this happen to Mayano but I want to not get assaulted so much if I go along with her flirting. She can beat Brian in a race, but not in a fight nor in bed.
>>552165705If Maya was as mature as she pretends to be she would 100% rape you
>>552165758>anon attempted semen retention for so long he had to get an ultrasoundjesus christ i thought all those people who said jerking off regularly was healthy were just joking
>>552165678CURREN CHAN SO CUTE! Her cameo during Game Awards was amazing
97839928Its that time again.
when will we be able to clock this I had 5 double circles
>>552150314Title's misleading, that poor guy just died with a boner
How do you reliably compare between oonigas? Putting multiple of them in your local lobby will kill them off like flies
>>552165813
>>552165307It's a parent run, and more importantly, you actual illiterates missed the joke of complaining about cursed run with 3 mood downs >>552162494 to suddenly saying best run ever with the hot springs ticket.>>552162752So nah, suck my taint
>>552165929For me it’s Biwa Hayahide
>>552165967You jape but I'm thinking that might have unironically been it. From late October to mid December I didn't masturbate to give my divegrass team luck (I thought being chaste would help... AND IT DID AS WE AVOIDED RELEGATION AT THE LAST MATCH), never doing that again, especially when people post so many plump umas here...
>>552156296happy new year ntrfag you're my favorite avatarfag here but you could tone it down with the spamming next year
>>552166024You guys are way too strong, let me win for once would you?Good game.
>2020 was 14 years ago
>>552166281
>>552166212Oonige 1 vs eight other non-oonige racers, run ten times or somethingOonige 2 vs the same lobby, run the same number of timesSee which one has a higher w/r
>check fan charts of /uma/ clubsHoly shit botters are so obvious
>>552166376jesus christ
>>552166497>Nethnigger once again shitting up lobbiesThank you for doxxing him. He deserves scorn.
>pretty good run but a bit of a lowroll on speed, need double rainbow to cap it>double rainbow arrives, 10% failure rate>the only training that failed this runsuzuka_yelling_nigger.png
>>552166513>Madoka was 16 years ago
>>552166497My favorite roomer, I hope to race you again but for next cm.
>>552165967I once tried nofap and after like a week and a half my dick had enough and just splurged by itself in a wet dream. I'm just going to assume that anyone that successfully retents semen for months has extremely low t
>>552166497>doxxingaiee mods
With this new year I want to try something, how do I become a thread personality?
>>552166886Join mambo
>>552166808My neurons are activated.
>>552166886be the jiggie guy, you can start now
>>552166523Sounds good, thanks
>>552166886Here are your options:>do something interesting like make a tool or bot that people use or host lobbies frequently with fun themes>Become really good at the game and become infamous>Crossdress and selfpost>Avatarfag and become reviled>Force a meme
happy new year!
>>552167136Happy new year my chinese friend, hopefully we can both stop masturbating due to boredom
>>552166886b.e. urself
>ryan threadAwful.
>>552167136HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!I seriously wanted one of those but they're pre-orders from where I looked at
>>552167136happy new year tanuki friend!
>>552166886Apply pattern recognition and see what anons respond to.Or you could just ritual post
>>552162612Late (I was doing a career for Dirt G1s) but here
>>552166763Hopefully I get XOguri by then.
McQueen seems a bit off today, maybe its just my imagination
>>552166886SamefagThat's about itNo actually cares until faggots gaslight enough newfags into thinking they matter, and then those newfags starting rolling the ball themselves in hopes of sounding like they fit in
>>552166886pick from between an assortment of chosen images to complement whatever it is you post, if you do it for a long enough time, you'll eventually be sorta recognizable. from that point on, do the bare minimum of not being annoying as fuck so people don't have a reason to just filter said images. oshifags are very annoying by default though, so don't be one of those
>>552167068our avatarfags at least are funny, tama niggas with the small penis, oguri niggas gaslight, king jobber niggas laughing stock, curren falco niggas wars, ryan nigga... yeah not this one, tachyon cafe niggas wars, ntr niggas cucking everyone, neicha niggas oisu
Building a last minute pace ace. What should I try:>3 speed/2 wit/1 riko>2 speed/3 wit/1 riko>3 speed/2 power/1 wit
>>552167521ok yeah you definitely should do the all uma banner
>>552167381yes,it was pre-ordered from bilibili>>552167432happy new year!>>552167237lol i hope so
>>5521678376 Guts
What does housecleaning have to do with new year?
>>552167837Depends on their growth rates...
>>552167381theres ones on ebay that are surprisingly good in quality even though they're fairly cheap
>>552167998You don't clean your house on New Year's? Maybe it's an Asian thing
>>552167998Asian thing, feng shui and shit
>>552167571Our Oguris will be racing!
>>552167998Fresh start and all that, I guessMaybe japs can get away with minimal housecleaning, but living out in the country, there's too much fucking dirt and dust to not have housecleaning be a biweekly thing
>>552167136happy new year faggo!
>>552167571my xguri will unbrick my team im shure of it
>>552167714also note that the most this'll get you is people to think "oh it's that guy" when they read what you say, which is the exactly what you should aim for and no more, unless you make a new/useful tool (and that'll just make people tell you to buy an ad if you post about it) thread fame isn't a real thing and actively seeking it is really really sad
>>552168256>shureHeh, Tamamo poster
>>552167837Always borrow the power ranger
>>552168356i-it was on purpose...
>>552167861>>552168074I looked at e-bay iirc but they were preorder so I scrapepd the idea
>>552167030>"the"but there are multiple of ushttps://jiggie.fun/_FhbeHhttps://jiggie.fun/_FhbeHhttps://jiggie.fun/_FhbeH
>>552168492oh thats why.
21 hours left until umao is FINISHED
>mfw I intentionally change my posting style and cadence every couple of posts to avoid being identified
>>552168076>>552168110>>552168234Didn't know it was a thing
>adderall kicking in>cialis kicking in>creatine kicking in>take a sip from my coffee while reading /uma/dacchis banteringAhhh... this is gonna be an alright new year.
>>552168714we know Teiobwo
So-re wa...Te-i-emu Opera OTataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!Kono yo de motto motsuyoku, utsukushikuKarei na hikari o!Mugen no ai o anata ni moSore ga ou noTe-i-emu Opera O no sadame!Te-i-emu Opeeera O!
>>552168074>>552167381mine was ordered from bilibili,and there is still a few remainhttps://www.bilibili.com/opus/1149886813920297009?spm_id_from=333.1365.0.0
>>552168767um why are you taking dick pills while browsing uma...
>>552168714I do this because I don't want my clubmates to know what kind of disgusting posts I make
>>552168820I DONT KNOW CHINESE!!! BUT I'LL TRY I really want one
>URA finale>start picking skills>realize you didn't fucking bring bourbon
>>552168737Watch moar anime.
>>552168714>he thinks my sentiment analysis software can't track the cadence of his typing between the different personalities he usesheh... you ojii-sans are so cute... those anonymous posting tricks you learned in 2008 don't work anymore.
>>552168982We know...
>>552168858He likes Teio poster
post suzuka sexi pics
>>552166212You use them both. You think you'll never get matched with a random nig?
>>552168982Same...
Best I've got. Didn't cap speed, but it's close.
gold shichi if she real
I do not care for T.M. Opera OShe insists upon herself.
>>552169108>>552168982>>552168794All me btw
>>552169392that's a man
>>552169392god DAMN her knees are well used, very on brand for gold city
>>552166886The easiest way would probably be to become a namefagYou're sure to get a lot of attention
>>552169392
>>552169317The point is to pick the best one you have to throw into CM
>>552169392I got a boner...
>>552167136Happy new year
>>552169392body count is probably the same
For this scorpio cup, It's better Swinging Maestro or Calm and Collected for McQueen?
>>552169392would
>>552169392>phone upside down8 men at least
>>552167852I figured as much. here's hoping I can at least get *close* to pity.If I manage to get the Uma picker ticket from the special missions reward I might burn it on Taiki Shuttle so I don't ahve to rely on sparks to get an A DIrt aptitude.
>>552169392>didn't bother to paint toenailslazy faggot
Is this a winning Dober?
>>552169630Picking the best one don't mean anything. You have to test for real scenarios. I've been running nigs since the last mile cm. She usually wins practice, but throws hard on actual races, and that's when no one else was running nigs. Now everyone will be running her, so testing for only one is pointless.
is this how corner recovery/maestro works in game? it chooses the lowest value corner present on the track and activates at a random point always on that specific corner?
>>552170028Sure, you do you
Does the competitive spirit skill on an ohnigge suzuka count all front-runners or only other ohnigges?
witgod posted https://youtu.be/18uGqn73IlU
>>552169768zero? gold city hates when people call her beautiful so there's zero chance anyone has ever successfully flirted with her.
>Try to build a last minute ace>Give up on two gigabricked borrow runs classic year>Decide just do a comfy parent/fan run for my last borrow >Sorry danchud, I'll finish the career for my daily but that's it from me today.
>>552170323uh huh
>>552170042Tracks with what I've been seeing, so yeah probably.
I used to reply to attractive cosplayers saying that I had no idea guys could look like that at which point they reply to me that they're female.>>552169392https://x.com/Altius_coswhat's the verdict on this one?
>>552170210I really want Sakura Chiyono O…
>>552170109>ask for shit>waaaaaa I didn't really want helpOk, bro.
>>552170210Thinking of making a reroll account to MLB the Anshinzawa card. Could be fun to use every once in a while.
>>552170210>kita, ardan, and dia all right after the megabannercyjews
>>552170323I think Gold City's butthole is beautiful
>>552169392>disgusting feetwouldn't
>>552170665You got proof to back up that claim?
hey guys! it's me, ra, just got back from my holiday trip to italy, how are things? might be able to do a fan run later after I settle down
>>552170769I do but I won't show you
I think we need a second ryan threadPreferably one that shows off her abs
>>552170602NTA, but isn't it pointless to test with another oonige because it's 99% a guaranteed loss for both? The oonige on your team is supposed to be for when you queue into non-oonige lobbies in which case you need to be good enough to secure the win against strong Maruzenskies and Taikis.
>>552170809begone! curse of ra upon you!
>>552169392Isn't that also the daiwa cosplayer? I remember those weird eyes
We need to bully Teio posters again
>>552171026Dober's delicious armpits...
>>552170809Cant believe mambodancho would kick someone who's on a vacation
>>552170905I've had multiple lobbies where a stronger runaway escapes from a weaker one and never gets into spot struggle range. If one fails wit check on taking/groundwork it's likely scenario but mine has managed to do it thanks to higher power/wit and triggering a corner velocity skill on first corner. This can create large enough lead that the other runaway can't trigger spot struggle.
>>552170307Any JPbro to explain why front runners fall off so hard? At some point he recommended base Maya but not cat Maya
>>552170809Why do you keep trying to larp as this guy. Obsessed
>>552170246All frontrunners.
>>552168858it's called /uma/maxxing, anon
https://jiggie.fun/niR_69https://jiggie.fun/niR_69https://jiggie.fun/niR_69
>>552151306mommy..
>>552169108>>552168982>>552168794>>552169468all ME btw
>>552168767This post unironically reminded me to take my meds, so thanks for that
>>552171238Isn't that a long track? Fronts suck at long, end of story. The style has lowest top speed, it's a big weakness that comes into play the longer the late race lasts.
>>552171170I don't think those occurrences are likely enough to be tested for. We can ignore the groundwork/TTL failure scenario since that's as good as a single oonige lobby. Higher power/wit + corner skill depends on a) highrolling the proc point and b) succeeding in the wit check, the two of which together is an incredibly unlikely scenario.
>mambo actually kicked the flatlinerHoly fuck it really is a new year
>>552151306But Satono Diamond said there was something cool over there... She wouldn't lie to me right bros?
>>552171679too big
>>552171537Halloween Mayano has a greatly recover+speed bonus ult and an evolved encroaching shadow for fronts
Quick guys if you want a free club, danchou is looking for a replacement and the only one wanting that position is some who just joined this month!
>>552171843>gentildonna is God tierNice
>>552170307>witgod is using ntr>ntrfag was witgod this whole timewoah...
Is this enough if medium S or do I really need more wit? If so, how do I get more wit?
>>552172028600 wit is now the baseline so you're good
>>552172028Pump Taiki doesn't need to witmaxx.
>>552172028It’s enough. You are Nature food, though, so keep that in mind
>>552172028stamina too low she will gas out if hit by murmur and rushed
>>552172028>he fell for the pump meme
Nigger
>>552172350>he thinks it's a meme
>>552171523No problem dacchi, I know it's tough since danchou instated his mandatory supplement regime. I get that cialis helps bloodflow and more blood in your brain makes you smarter, but some of the other ones... "horny goat weed"? Lecithin? Macca root? It's so hard to remember them all.
Wait we’re on page 9
AIEEEEE RYANFAG HELP US ALL
>>552172291more like she will gas out because she won't proc corner recovery with only 600 wit
>>552172561>only 600 witanon...
-1
>>552172651bwo my other taiki has 1200 wit... I've been spoiled with skill proccing
>>552172537i made this thread, i dont wanna make another one right afterwards :)
>>552171238other strategies constantly get better umas and supports
I’d make a thread, but it would require me to get up and walk to my PC, which I do not want to do
>>552172537but since you asked ill make a dicta thread>>552172945>>552172945>>552172945>>552172945
>>552172963Thank you, friend
>>552171238Pace chasers too stronk because of strong pace chasers (Chrono, Cingray oguri) and that spd Teio card
>Lose Practise Perfect because of training failure>Immediately after Fine Motion Practise Perfect event>Mood still Bad but win the race (it was just a G2)>Recration for Normal mood>Get plushies from Claw Machine for Good MoodWhat a Fine trun of events
>>552170323She only hates it when ugly men call her beautiful. 20+ men easily
