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Teio!
YepThis is a boy(female)uma thread
>>552173096boyfucker stocks are HIGH right now
Kitachads? Whalebros? Are we rolling for Mayachi?
Alright fine I'll post some women too but after that let's resume boyposting
Raw, unprotected hand holding with Chrono!
>>552173241shouldnt the top row be in opposite order
How come all the uma boys pure sex? Which boy do you like the best, /uma/?
dober would do this
>>552173153True
>promised a dict- thread, receive a literal whothe real DICT
https://jiggie.fun/bZT8Cahttps://jiggie.fun/bZT8Cahttps://jiggie.fun/bZT8Ca
>>552173241Notice how the late surger one didn't do anything
>>552173361What is sweep doing?
>thought i had nothing to pull on for months>realize the acupuncturist banner is soonFUCK
Ikuno.....Dictus....
>>552173496no one was making the thread, so i stepped in..
>>552173096Boys shouldn't be this sexy and cute.
>>552173496Ikuno... Dictus?
>>552173628remove her glasses
>ace run where I do exactly the same thing I always do and hit exactly the same stat checks>uma comes in 3rd in nearly every race for no reasonwhat the fuck is this game honestly
>>552172945sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>552173628Name ONE skill this card gives
I think there's something wrong with my Fuku
>>552173283>RestlessNot good enough when I can just grab Cooldown from Rice Shower instead.
>>552173635thank you fren, this will be a good thread
>>552173823Umamusume is... le RNG?
>>552173964>no porn yetI doubt that.
>>552173306Followed by raw, unprotected, nakadashi with Chrono!
Yay~. Fuuu~. Desuwa~.
Mambo
Dia…
>>552173563No one apart from leviathans seriously pulls that banner. THAT is the realest brick there is.
>>552173283I will luck shit my wife with the free pulls
Here’s to a hopeful new year
>4 double circles 1 circle>4L 1W
>>552174393Cool gun, broWhat's it taste like?
>>552174393>corona>angry orchardYou are le spic aren't you?
>>552173898Bro?
>>552174543My sister likes Angry Orchard...
>>552174221machitan's a cow?
>>552174543Also>Gensin Impact poster in the backgroundHighly likely
>>552173898U-um.... Furious Feet?
I may be dumb and bad at videogames because I just realized sometime in the past to weeks that I should only bring SSRs that have a gold skill I am actually planning on using in my build (usually no more than two), and I should use SRs for the rest of my deck, because it improves the odds of having the full story play out.Since I realized this I have added about 1,000 points to my girls' scores on average.
>>552174393HAPPY NEW YEAR BWOO!!Drinking Suntory Kakubin rightnow!!
Huh, Oguri has thighs? All that food going into good use
>Gold City overslept and restricts me forcing me to level up Falcon
>>552174820Correct. But you can afford to bring more SSRs if you are using a Pal card because they don't have chain events that clog your pool.
>>552174393did you post SHOOTING FOR VICTORY in the hands thread or is there another gunanon here>angry orchard>that two tone webtoon creature>discord out of frameDo you inject or are you sublingual?
>>552174393Happy new year bro. Still a bit over 3 hours left for me, I'm drinking faggy drinks until I pass out
>Naniyo!
>>552173628Is that a bar or a coffee shop? Why is she flaunting her feet? Is it part of the service?
>>552174543What are some /uma/ approved beverages for today?
>>552174443its a deagle so probably tastes like a loks bagel
>>552174449Top Road parents
My witmaxed Smaru is winning more CM rooms than my power taiki. Is 1200spd/600stm/600pw/450gut/1200wit the actual winning strategy for Taiki?
>>552175232Coffee.
>>552175205It's a cum on feet-cafe, you know like dog cafes? Except you pay to cum on umamusume's feet
>>5521752324 zyn floating in a pepsi.
>>552175321you need smart uma to take advantage of Suzuka lead
>>552175232Bourbon (coffee or whiskey).
>>552175232Vodka
>>552175321That power is too low, track gives -50 power due to the conditions and there's a long uphill mid race which kills your speed with such low power.
>>552175232taiki's milk, forgot to save the image someone post it
>>552175205Look in the background, there's literally a heatmap of Mcqueen's soles on the wall. It's uma footkino headquarters, the team in charge of convincing Tracen that trainers should collect uma shoes as trophies.
>>552175232Samuel AdamsElysian Space DustStiegel GrapefruitShinerbock
>>552175232Gin
>>552175540How much power should I aim for then? And how to even get power, power cards suck.
>>552175232milk
Watch out, Ace is about to cook
>>552175232Original formula four loko
>>552175232Water
I'd fuck her until she lost all feeling in her legs
>>552175232Milk.
>>552175689I mean one of the reasons to roll on this Kitasan re-run was to get (copies) of El Condor power. It has very strong training stats, good skill and great events like the second in chain giving +30 energy.
why is does maruzensky get fucking MOGGED in the Asahi Hai stakes EVERY fucking time. these fucking F+ npcs just leave her in the dust and I can't for the life of me understand why, even when I give her skills.
>>552175791
>>552175232I spent too much of my wild 20s being a dirty hipster party slut, now I get nasty hangovers and drinking isn't worth it anymore. Probably some sparkling cider, maybe a cup of black tea to keep me up.
>>552175896Because you suck. My Maru smokes everyone easily.
>>552175896Normal maru? I can't be bothered looking up the track but I wouldn't be suprised if her unique does nothing on that track. She's very all or nothing uma, like most accel unique ones.
Thoughts?
>>552175896Early races are stamina checks rather than speed checks; if you hit a recovery or last a bit longer than the NPCs, then you win
>>552175232Juice
>>552175232water
>>552176112No thoughts. Only sex.
>>552175232The only correct answer is Martinelli's Apple Cider, not alcohol
>>552173563Why should we pull for this card?
I have all four grandparents with 2star medium, one parent with 3star medium, and one parent with 3star late surger and I somehow got pink late surger TWICE
>>552175865Having sugar lights as a gf must be so much fun. Imagine, you could just pick her up and put her places and there's nothing she could do except pout while you call her a naughty little vegetable
I think this captcha is bugged I keep getting it yet danchou isn't one of the options LMAO
>>552176160I don't think that's juice, Ms. Bartender.
>>552176118im going for a stam spark so she has close to 400 stam at least, i try to pump speed in every other turn, this time i got her to 300 speed and the F+ Ines still leaves her in the dust. i am losing my mind>>552176105it does proc but you're right, it doesn't do anything
KIMI NI AIBA GA!
Why are anons so mean to danchou
>>552175232Modotos and Pepsi
did you troonsition for her?
>>552176525Cause we don't like flatliners
>>552176453>Teio when she learns her fans are landwhales and piggies
>>552176525He didn't buy me any Christmas presents.
>>552175889I have lb1 pasa. Maybe I should lb3 this with my SSR selector and SSR uncap crystal?
SAY HER NAME!
Look at this despicable villain.
>>5521766409/11
>>552176640dual burst
>>552176525>Be mambodanchou>Don't kick the flatliner>Relentlessly mocked and made fun of for not kicking>Kick the flatliner>Still mocked and made fun of for kicking himBeing danchou is suffering
>>552176640taabo
>>552176658ngl thats a really mean looking horse
>>552176640hey it's natures buddy
>>552176658>>552176764
Stamina training any day now...
Two umas and a filthy ningen-in-disguise.
>>552176525Umaooo's danchode was an embarrassment and costed the club some real performers
>>552175232Champagne.Speaking of which, I tried Nata de coco drink after Maru mentioning it but it was pretty mediocre. Maybe it was the brand, but the coconut jelly cubes inside it weren't really appetizing either.
>>552174362>>552176295I'm pulling because she's hilarious. I guess I could just borrow her from some whale though and save myself all the carets...
>>552176640Ikuno…Dictus
Flatliner bwos, protip when you get kicked tomorrow don't instantly join a new club, wait a couple days to relax and join a new club after that. As an excuse say that your previous Danchou didn't wanna kick you and you waited a couple days before leaving the club yourself. That gives you like 4-7 days were you can flatline outside of a club. So you only need to play and grind fans a bit for a week in the new club before you can start flatlining again
>>552176525all danchous deserve rape tbqh
>Don't jerk off for a week>Start catching up on my porn>Can't get it upUma for this feel?
>>552175232Green TeaHot ChocolateMilk with cinnamon
>>552176735At least the final one is mostly done in shitposting. The early ones are done with serious intent. It was even obvious that there were club members posting in the club because of how mad they were
>>552176640Rice Shower, I see you!
>>552176735He's a little faggot without a spine. All he had to do was either tell his members to shut the fuck up or kick the flatliner on his own
Did you umadachis ever get off to a non-porn uma art or media? I did to this one.
>>552176989>making sure lazy fucks miss their chance to join good clubsGreat idea
>>552176404Heh. You got me.
>>552176804We love villains here
>>552177025>tfw your dick is flatliningI think danchou (my wife) set a pretty reasonable quota (3x a week) but I'm too burned out to farm fans anymore... (I have erectile dysfunction)
>>552176989or just join an A+ casual with bare minimum quota, do your borrow runs only and stop giving a shit
>>552176160Punished Gimlet
>>552176735>dude I told the guy to stop fucking my wife after he fucked her for 3 months straight >let guy fuck your wife>get called a cuck>tell guy to stop fucking your wife>still called a cuckCan't win with you people.
>>552177118My wife and daughter would never do this
>>552176735>Still mocked and made fun of for kicking himMostly larpers>Relentlessly mocked and made fun of for not kickingMostly by club members. There were club members seething both in club chat and in here. One even straight up said he just couldn't go nuclear because of club chat filters.
>>552177350I FUCKING HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>no SAnother waste of time run. Get deleted bitch
>>552177118Even if they weren't minors, I don't think Helios and Jordan can legally consent
>>552177118I've gotten off to none of it, because I've honestly never seen uma material actually worth jerking off toThere's some good stuff, but nothing to actually wrestle the one eyed monster to
>>552177025Honestly can't stop my dick from getting hard from even the faintest hint of female skin but when I stop jerking off for a few days it goes away but the first time I go off after a while I'm pretty sure I have that thousand yard stare again because my sister always wants to talk to me after. You'll be fine, try doing the deed without the use of stimuli and just focus on yourself and the thoughts in your head.
>>552176640What's her deal? I've only seen her in one of the main stories where she uses all her stamina on a sprint in a long race and gasses out before the final lap, is she retarded?
>>552177407>dude I told the guy to stop fucking my wife after he fucked her for 3 months straight >let guy fuck your wife>get called a cuck>>>>>>>>>>>>your friend tells you to stop letting the guy fuck your wife>tell guy to stop fucking your wife>still called a cuckThere, I fixed it for you.
>>552177451
>>552177434>for nowshe's a succubus
>>552176640Gemini Boost
>>552177434Do we like Laurel now that it's more common knowledge that she's an absolute succubus?
>>552177838I know of Gemini spark
first uma to jork it to on new year?
>>552177637yeahirl twin turbo was the omega oonige fronttard who never won anything but fans loved him because he was fun to watch
>>552177545That makes it hotter though
>>552177637That is her deal. Yes she is retarded.
>>552177637The real horse was like that, an idiot that ran at full speed and gassed out. Got a lot of fans due to it though. Similar to Silence Suzuka except Suzuka could actually pace down a bit and maintain the lead to win.
>>552176735The difference is weight. Those who are making fun of him for kicking ra are either shitposting or larping.The former one is by actual members, and even officers. Had he not kick ra, I imagine a lot of members, officers included, would have quit after the reset.
>>552176929you put the cubes in sugar water and refrigerate it, maybe serve it with some grated cucumber if you're feeling fancyt. seaCHAD
>>552178002
>>552178105Belno more like Bullno
>>552178002RikoJork it to humans this yearIt's time to turn over a new leaf
the more rested she is, the more grumpy she is
>>552177118>Did you umadachis ever get off to a non-porn uma art or media?Extremely frequently. Actually, I prefer the stuff you can find freely posted on Pixiv to the (typically either AI or chink slop) R18 stuff. I'd say I at least spend some time stroking myself to it 5 days a week (not necessarily to completion). My favorite theme is armpits, but sweat and spats are up there too.
>>552177950I never thought someone from the Sakura clan would be so assertive
>>552178105homewrecking whore
>>552177614You are very horny
>>552176735to be fair he kicked him on the last day of the month, literally the meanest most spiteful way to remove a flatliner. or are we confusing dancho's patient master plan for hesitance? tsk tsk...
>>552177950yes
any cm rooms? has everyone given up
>>552178279Yes
>>552177614>I'm pretty sure I have that thousand yard stare again because my sister always wants to talk to me afterwhat does your sister wanting to talk to you have to do with this...
>>552178105Belno did nothing wrong
>>552177950I'm scared of her actually but those eyes are calling and I can't refuse the invitation
>>552178552why are chiyonoposters like this
>>552178330He actually wanted to kick him after the gibs but the whole thread and the club chat was melting down so he was pressured into kicking him on the spot. He had to make a choice.He picked the right one ths time.
>>552178558he just wanted to say he has sister
borbon event didn't finish but surely she is still good
>>552178262I haven't even remotely looked at cingray, what's the context for Belno being a homewrecking whore
>>552178442Yeah. I am grinding fans since we have a shot at A rank.
>>552178665not me
>>552176735bro couldn't make up his mind kek
>>552178442No, I am fixing the mess I made
>>552177445>One even straight up said he just couldn't go nuclear because of club chat filters.He should've tried harder
Chiyono is for taking on long walks, not for sex!
>>552178735Belno became a trainer trainee under KitaharaThat's it, that's literally it
>>552178783>kicked on new years
>>552178665name5 chiyono posters like that
>>552178665>>552178552>>552177614>>552178756
>>552177614I can feel that. Last week I got a massage (Asian place, but NOT an illicit place). Made sure to jerk off in the morning so I wouldn't get a boner during, but ended up jerking off four times later that afternoon/evening and felt sensitive each time. Umamusume.
>>552178723I had a similar Suzuka. She could win on a good day but the lack of TTL sometimes made her fall behind other fronts and never reach the runaway position (stuck at 3-5th blocked behind the normal fronts). I eventually gave up and made a better one.
>>552178783>kicking flatliners during the holidaysunironically toxic
>>552178735Oguri lost every race and finished her career as a loser and Berno Right went to trainer school so she could spend time with Kitasan Joe and cucked Oguri out of her god given trainer/trainee happy ending. Now she has nothing.
>>552178920oguri cope
>>552178880HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>552178920wow what a whore, that's fucked up
Chiyono posters really are A BUNCH OF DOGS
>>552178880MARUZENSKY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IT'S NOT THE 70's ANYMORE
>>552178962How the fuck are you guys this horny, my dick barely moves unless I give it 10 minutes of warm attention through soft pants.
bakuSMART
>>552178783He did the right thing. He would have lose some of the members if he didn't since it would mean he's a very useless dancho that couldn't stand by his own rules.
>>552178880he you cant say that!
>>552178962What's it like being touched by a woman but not on accident with a look of slight disgust afterwords?
>Maruzensky is a nasty meta pick>No one has a problemWe LOVE the hag here
>>552178783Dober would do this.
>>552179410Brian sexo
>>552179597leave her dusty eggs to me
>>552177118Yes, occasionally. I'd say it's 70% porn, 20% non-porn suggestive images, 10% non-porn completely innocent images. That thing you posted, the blowjob gesture, is a common turn on for example. One of the first types of non-porn I ever fapped to, in fact. I remember and old image of Becky, from Pani Poni Dash, doing that gesture. About your image. Helios does it best there, the rest are holding their hand in wrong position, implying they're not serious about it. Helios is really thinking about blowing you there.
my pov
>>552179597you have to respect your elders
>>552179597Maru looks strong, so it makes sense that she’s strong and meta
Welcome to the family
>>552179743wtf is marugame?
>>552179318Well, have you tried getting a massage? Not like a back massage, one at an actual place. Really energizes you, if you catch my drift.>>552179592Feels good and does wonders if you've got back pain. I like the Asian places cuz they're cheapest, aren't all booked up, and you basically don't even need to actually talk to anyone. Just search for massages on Google maps and go to one that has good reviews from females to avoid anything skeevy.
>>552179693
I don't like maruzensky
God bless.
>>552178558>what does your sister wanting to talk to you have to do with this...
Will you take responsibility, trainer?
I got an entire stable of taikis and no one has everything I want...
How are people front running these days? Is it still 2 runners or is it viable with only 1?
>>552179880Poor Feno...
>>552180047okay, yo!
>>552178962No happy ending? What's the point? Just get a regular massage then
>>552177118I can only get off to uma art if it's incredibly intimate or has a really good sense of showing you a hint of the goods but that's not the main focus. I can easily get off to this image, for example.
NO
Cafe love
>>552180047You are now forever my thread enemy.
>>552179401I can see why he caved in to the demands.
I don't like chiyono
Do I dare?Is the turn before the last
next op pic, please
>>552177118I only get off to AI generated messy gangbang slop of Fuji Kiseki
>>552180212>Just get a regular massage thenLiterally what I said I got bwo...
>>552180232She should straddle me for a few hours, you know, to keep me warm
>>552180047You have ONE chance to redeem yourselfDo you like Mayacchi
my dancho quit the gameits so over
*Injects you with Ozempic*
Finally, a good video
>>552172945>>552180408
>>552177118I trawl pixiv looking for completely sfw art depicting anime girls being forced to sniff their own shoes and socks.
Gold City I can see your smooth umanko...
>>552180495*becomes attractive again 1 year later*wow thanks!
>>552180361You'll cap off end bonus stats
>>552180554Nobody post the one
>>552180495bro just stop eating at mcdonalds....
>>552180428bwo ill massage you next, shut up I misread
Happy New Year would be a great name for a race horse
i spent $7 on buying passes to choose sparks and rerol sparks up to 4 timesl for "free" and it does it all at once and it has been the best money I have spent on uma in a while and I hope they bring this to you guys soon too
>>552180554based
>>552180664It failed lmaoAlso it's over
>>552180682i want to crawl in there and die
>>552180839we don't need talk of any more happy horses
>>552179987udon and tempura shop
>>552180851what the fuck? you mean in JP you can pay for spark rerolls?
Should I end my career if I intend to win the Unity cup yet lost on round 3?
18 hours left to the umaogeddon
>>552180915naruhodo
All in a days work.*roaches away*
>>552180964her tits are big enough already, this just looks grotesque
>>552181118el kebab carachan
>>552180964No, it’s doable, you just need to get lucky with chevrons and burst being in convenient places
>>552180990what happen
the harsh reality of trying with pace chasers in Scorpio
Gyarus go no pan
>>552181118El Kurdish Pasa
>>552178783ra was a ticking timebomb. he probably would have been the last straw for most of the members.they were already boiling with aidan and aelred last month, and with El this month until he redeemed himself
U.M.Apocalypse
>>552181295you can't say this without proof
>>552181383i wonder who next month's flatliner will be
>>552181252the year 2025 is the last year in the uma calendar... all umas will get umaraptured
>>552180912Why do you hate Meeku
>>552180990when is the umankogeddon?
It's not even 10PM and I'm already tired and want to head to bed.
U. M. Umowen Was Her
>>552181267Real matches won't have 6 fronts trust I swear on me mum>captcha can't triforce
>>552181551Ossan...
>>552181509When I get my hands on one
Umafantasia
>preview before the race gives triple circles>preview during the race gives this shitExplain this to me, chat
>>552181123get a load of this faggot lmao
>>552181438Hopefully none. I love my mambros. They're chill and I wouldn't want to be separated from them.Honestly it's really just few rotten members that somehow refuse to redeem themselves and danchou refuse to punish but other than them, the club is really comfy. If werent for my mambros I would have quit already. I don't want to drama danchou but please PLEASE educate aelred and aidan. Especially Aidan. I know he's an oldfag Mambo but please. PLEASE. I know you're friends with him.
>>552181389Helios showed me
>>552180983
>>552181801
>>552181383He really kicked one of the oldest members with 150m fans the day before gibs instead of those two parasites with 50m and 60m total fans competing for the 29th position every month.
>>552181801>speed D>power A+
this is my gf, say something nice about her
>>552181808Goodness...
>>552181889The old flatliner is literally only 1m less fans than danchud himself this month.
>>552181994I wonder what really is A**lred to him. A**dan I still understand but, yeah. A**lred was the main reason Mambo got the schizos attention in the first place.
>>552181808you have shit taste, anon, exaggeratedly large tits look grotesque, if the porn you look at needs it's characters to have back problems then you're not attracted to women, you're attracted to balloons, have fun marrying an inflatable doll
>>552182004For Spirit Accel
>>552182063i saw your gf in a magazine and jerked off to her
which one for pace maru?
>>552182063ah, shes a good rimmer. ill give her that. make sure she brings that lip gloss next time
>>552181801Tazuna doesn't know everything, I guess?
>>552180941You can either pay carats to choose specific sparks or get the pass and get it caratless for a month. You can only choose 1.Or you can pay carats (after being able to do it once with TP) to reroll the sparks up to like 4 times (so 5 chances in total) or get the pass and not have to pay any carats or TP for all 4 rerolls for a month
>>552182063Wife*
>>552182160Mambo was originally a B club so I understand if Danchou himself want to take it easy. But please these two guys were the main reason we kept getting attention from the threads.No one has it against Mambodancho. ITS JUST THESE TWO WITH THEIR CONSTANT ATTENTION FROM SCHIZOS.
>>552181801never trust green woman
>>552182063She constantly triggers 4chan lifers, which speaks well of her
>>552182417Canon
>>552182063I heard she has a pretty butthole. I don't have proof though.
built for rape
>>552182416How much is this pass? That seems way too generous.
>long URA finaleGET FUCKEDSUCK MY DICK
>>552182356slipstream can activate twice
>>552182223>marrying>implying
>>552182589oh my
>>552182063Your gf has nice hairthis is my gf btw
>Grass Wonder shows up to give me tether and late surger savvy despite not running her...I kneel
Sex with Verxina
WHY
>>552182693Falco did a drive by and gave me groundwork.... during my subpar fan run.
>>552182683i think your gf might be retarded
the worst part of this cm is how the suzukas don't kill each other at all. One of them is guaranteed to late start/miss groundwork/be badly built/shart herself and never spot struggle with the other
>>552182751I don't know who that is
STOP GOING ON PARFAIT DATES WITH MCQUEEN IN 2026
>>552182769Why what? Start drawing
>>552182782The dumbest but I love her
>>552182884Your future wife. You just don't know it yet.
>>552182419Literally all that danchud needs to do is consistently enforce the (already extremely lenient) rules he wrote himself. Nothing more and nothing less and already the drama would evaporate.
I'm tired of highrolling during Medium A, and lowrolling during Medium S..
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING GRIND OUT FUJI KISEKI RUNS BUT CARATS AND GEM SHARDS ARE TOO VALUABLE TO NOT
>>552182908Nobody is stupider than Urara.
>>552182586It's 200 yen more expensive if you buy it in game but if you buy the bundle through the webstore it's 1200 yen (or $7~ for me)
>>552182897FUCK
>>552183019just do parent runs on URA FINALE shits easy
Ok we're gyaru posting
>>552182683very cute gf anon
>>552183062This costs how much? How long does it last?
>>552182416WTF umamusume turns into easymodo? Gambling for sparks is my favorite part of the game...
>>552182970I TOTALLY AGREEThe rules itself is already very forgiving and everyone would still do fan runs just because they love the club because it didn't have a quota. Please enforce the rules you write Danchou, I am literally begging I am even on my knees right now
>>552182856I do not approve and dislike this Ogrui image
>>552183123Hell yeah!
I forgot to sandbag zenith during my fan run. My 60K URA finale fans...
>>552183123I'm in
>>552183190A month. Also the post said how much it costs...
>>552181383 (You)I will not reveal who I am danchou but please do know I am being very serious with my posts
>>552175707I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommy while cooing like a babyI will be happy
>>552182890I swear the slow metabolism odds with her are rigged, not even Oguri gets that condition as much
>>552183086no...
Damn...
>>552182574how are you going to rape a horse girl
>read goldship's career properly>gets excited every time the trainer shows resistance to her anticsHuhIs she you know, into THAT?
>>552183547wordh it :DDD
>>552183547do it
>my /uma/ club has 2 youtubers>one of them posted a screenshot of the club chat on his community tabI want to leave
reminder to young anons that gyarus belong to us oji-sans
>>552183547fortune favors the boldI roll on shit like that all the time
jiggerman i crave for jiggie
>>552183062Intern-san-tachi! Are you listening! Bring this over to Global! ASAP! I will buy it! Every month! Every single month! I promise you! This is a profitable investment of your resources!
Which uma gyaru is best uma gyaru?
>Gold Citytoo celebrity-like to be a whore, would probably kick you in the nuts full force if you propositioned her, not a whore>Tosen Jordantoo retarded to be a whore, not a whore>Mejiro Palmerher gyarudom wasn't innate, it was learned, from that fact alone, she's also rich as fuck, not a whore>Daitaku Helioszoomer and gay "smilemaxxer", probably fucks like a sewing machine but a whore she is not>Mayano Top Gunshe can barely talk the talk, she definitely can't walk the walk, it's all a facade, not a whore>Smart FalconToo worried about her umadol bulshit to be a whore, could eventually turn into one, but being at Tracen and rooming with a kraut prevent it, not a whore>Curren ChanDoes it for free, not a whoreRemember that, at least in Global, Uma Musume has NO whores, so DON'T CALL THEM THAT!!!
>>552183640HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW-
>>552183934espoir city?
>>552183197>everyone would still do fan runsDo you guys really?
>>552183934
>>552183897I respect Helios for wearing the jersey of a gazela tricolor killer.
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Does this thing assume each race is full of umas? Or if I compare two umas are there only two umas in the simulation?
>>552183682>>552183625>>552183613run's dead
>>552183736https://jiggie.fun/justusgals
>>552184015not in global, and I don't know her whole gimmick
>>552184121Back in the saddle, cowboy.
>>552182223Stop being a woman-hating Chud.
>>552184038teio is a whore for praise
>>552184067Assumes they are the only two in the simulation.
>>552184037The five mamboly kings do.
>>552184037Yes. No one is obliged to do fan runs. We do it because we want to.
>>552183640we know /uma/club has the cringe heydidyoknowinumamusume guy
>>552184067You want the updated version Toreina-san, it has more options. I thought that one was abandonware now?https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umulator-global/
>>552184193Genuinely thought the thumbnail was from pso2
>Taking the lead + groundwork + unrestrained + med S If you have these your ooniga just fucking dominates the lobbies unless there's another one, fucking insane. Pretty cool to know that this meta is only on global and JP players also experiencing it for the first time in CM, witGOD didn't touch about this at all
>>552184265>The five mamboly kings do.That's me and I don't do fan runs
I FUARKING LOVE UNITYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>552183934thank you for your contribution to the research of uma whoredom.
>>552183934fuck you falco you umacel bitch
>>552184121Runs are dead if you don't get double S on first inspiration
>>552184350I have these on my oonige. In all my testing she always manages to get passed before she can use Unrestrained/A&S and then she dies. It's still wit roll dependent.
>>552184321Your link doesn't work bro
>>552181889Member of Mambo's Four Kings here. I too cherish our beloved club and the sparkling smiles of my dacchis are what keep me going everyday. And I too suspect that danchou has a secret back channel with those members.>>552182187Perhaps we may never know. Perhaps it is for the best. My suspicion is that Ra simply burned out, as many have. I have no real issues with the club but I perhaps am usually lenient; as long as there is a vigorous core of active members, we can make up for those who might lag sometimes. I do wonder if there was some kind of story related to this, but it's practically impossible to reach out to inactive club members in this game so we can only guess.
>>552184373You tsundere you~
>>552183934>too retarded to be a whore, not a whoredoes he know chat
>>552184525
I fucking hate this lesbian chud.>whos the best parent for X?>>mejiro ryanliterally spent hours of wasted time where I could have been with an actual cute or hot horse and instead i get to grind sparks on this fucking ugly dykey bitch. i fucking hate her so much.I'm willing to grind to make my wives strong but jesus I'm at my limit. I fucking hate mejiro ryan. I hate her so much. I want to permanently give her a fear of men.
>>552184350>>552184501Yeah my oonige has those and eats shit regularly against basically any Maruzensky. Even after she hits A&S and Unrestrained sometimes.
>>552184501>>552184350Let me rephrase that. I can CHEESE A WIN out of my oonige by entering 3 other regular front runners as a team, and then for team 3 1 shitty oonige she never spot struggles with, 1 pace, 1 late. It pushes everyone out of position for their skills. I think the odds of being in a real room like that are slim to none.>>552184560I typed it from memory and fucked uphttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>552184739It's okay latebwo, you can run Dober now.
>>552184739youll come to love her soon enough. the tomboy mindcontrol is already in effect.
>>552184739dont say that...
Please say something cute about this umaIts his birthday
>>552184452>settling for that and not triple S + several scenario sparks per inspirationlmao
>>552184738
don't bother with Big Nige unless it's S rank, you're just helping the enemy niges get more ahead
>>552184972lmao, black
>>552184739>dykey bitchhe's never read her story, lmaohe lacks critical information, lol
>>552184606I don't mind if Danchou is close to those members. I wish or hope he could at least talk to them. The constant attention from the schizos is tiring sometimes even if I do ignore them.I just want the club to stay comfy without any attention.
FUCK niggers and FUCK jewshappy new year folks
>>552184786I don't want to run a different front since inherited Red Shift won't be enough to give even a perfectly built Bobo the W in a room with a Suzuka and running regular Maruzensky isn't as appealing as running a 2nd gambler with my Taiki. Bang. I'll be counting on her to shoot for victory.
>>552184831Nice, thanksIs this still dual uma simulation only?
>>552185049i want to believe that Chiyono O would say this.
I work 10 hours a day, the only way I could possibly play a career per day would force me to skip all dialogue forever making it pointless to get new Umas for non-gameplay reasons. It seems like 4chan clubs ain't for me.
>>552184501>I have these on my oonige. In all my testing she always manages to get passed before she can use Unrestrained/A&S and then she dies.Your Suzuka is weak. You need good power (800+) so she doesn't slow down on the uphill. You also ideally want some early/mid game velocity skill. And you should be running at least one front with Suzuka to ensure the lobby is Suzuka-front-pace, otherwise you risk a frontless lobby and you into a Suzuka-pace situation where pace will catch her.
Uhh bwos? Where are our new years gibs?
>>552184739All you have to do is not be you and instead be someone with good taste and self-respect. The good taste will allow you to like her hair instead of flipping out about it the way every retard does, and the self-respect will free you from being willing to grind at a random number generator like a slave. Just become a different, better person and all your problems will go away
>>552185042The club can be max comfy and internal drama-free and that won't stop me from shitposting about it
>>552185220sent
>>552184831I did test races on my oonige with 6 fronts, she won 5 times in a row once
>>552185198she should pin me down and ride my face
>Bring this dumb ningen whore onto the team>Literally doesn't activate date mode over the entire career>Not even a troll senior year activation, just straight up doesn't not show upI fucking hate pal cards so much it's unrealWhy is this even a thing that can happen?
>>552185198um, you only need to read that once...
>>552184972Don't forget to swap her onto your home screen if you've got her. IDK if the voice line is on login or if you can tap tap tap like Oguri ordering KFC to get it. Just finished getting all the NYE lines for everyone. Gonna do it again tomorrow for New Year's...>>552185203She has more than 800 power. She could've had an extra mid-race skill or two.>Run a 2nd frontI won't. I'm never wasting a slot on sacrificial umas. I'll just use a different strategy.
Your POV
>>552178783Mambo danchou is so evil
>>552185049Thanks!Have a BAKUSHIN new year too!
>>552185203>>552185392Here's my team for example. Suzuka has never been caugh by a pace before final straight. Having that front there to widen the pack is crucial.
do i do itand if so, which one
>>552185023>>552184739she's not a dikey bitch but from cygames having completely botched her ingame model, one is forgiven for thinking otherwise, the ultimate problem with toned short haired chicks, is that if you don't make look muscular, they just look like dikes
Wait a minute. If the Three Godesses are a Pal Card. Do we get to date all 3?
no club drama allowed tomorrow get it all out of your system
>>552185350
>>552185451Yes if she were barefoot
>>552185572Tomorrow's the first day of the month, that's when the real club drama begins.
>>552185379And it takes me 3-4 days to do that if It's not a weekend.
>>552185582Sis thinks she's Iron Man
>>552185704no its the first day of the year, club drama is overruled
>>552184738A mother finding out her son is into boys must be rough.
>>552185704Teio...
>>552185723Turbobwo...
>>552185318I did just say she wins reliably against 4 fronts, she didn't need 6. If ANY Taiki is in position for SFV, she loses. I'm not gambling against my own win condition. A gigantic high-roll Taiki's on my team and she's staying.>>552185503TY. I experimented with it. I know it works that way in particular, and my first Late is a very similar Asswonda with Dominator as well. Another oonige will kill her if they spot struggle. Yada. It is hilarious watching a BETTER oonige completely shrug a shittier one off and essentially have the runners paced into SIX different groups (five if no ends present)I do wish Suzie enjoyers luck though.
>>552185797
How many rainbow crystal shards are we supposed to have by now?
>>552185723um, bwo...
>>55218604110 rainbow 10 gold
>>552185723
>>55218604110
Maybe Sweep Tosho should do whatever she wants.
>>552185529Speed.
>>552186041
How could Vodka possibly compete?
>>552186137>>552186087>I missed a rainbowThe worst part is I don't even know where it was supposed to be from, since I think I cleared out all the events.
does anyone have the mp4 of Amazon and Brian dancing?
>All this talk about teams and strategies>No rooms postedGet to work.>>552186367bricked...
>>552186367oguri.jpg
>>552186163Eat your FUCKING VEGETABLES
>>552182970Yea the last flatliner should have been kicked two weeks ago but I guess it's an improvement that someone finally got kicked before reset and not after. He also seems to really like to invite low fancount shitters which is a little bit odd since they literally never perform well and they always end up getting kicked and causing a lot of shit to be thrown at him.
>>552186087>>552186137where the fuck you getting 10 from? i didn't miss any event
>>552186410make your own room lazy mf
>>552186449
>>552186581did you max the events completely? There were some pretty late in the 1,000,000 point things
>>552186581>he missed the double TP fuji kiseki hidden rollyou're 2 months behind everyone now...
>>552186449Smoke your vegetables before year end...
>>552186367What the fuck. Am I missing two? I cleared everything.>>552186581OK thank God. Fucking gaslighters.
>>552186581It's so over for you
>>552186736That's a very cute Bobo. Saved.
>>552186581>>552186746Uhh bwos? Why would you think you're supposed to have less of one shard type?
>>552186943Because the fucking legend races gave us two gold and one rainbow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tmMVQI5Mg
>>552186581You got one from getting plat in the last CM too, that's probably it.
>>552187039There was an extra one from the actual missions tab, though
I like these three a lot but don't know anything about them except what little was in the anime I hope I get to play them soon.
>>552184265I just do my borrow runs though
>>552187163I have Libra Platinum>>552187167STOP GASLIGHTING ME WITH MSPAINT
Haythere danchou here.Happy new year. Doesn't matter if you are a workhorse or a lazy donkey I appreciate you all and I'm glad to see that even powerbottoms do at least one run per day and have stable online. To (You) and everyone else in this general I wish all the best in the next year, with it being a year of an Uma it's bound to be good.Cheers.
>17 years old
>>552186943>same exact imageBooo get new materials
>>552187043initial d songs in uma when?
>>552187171All three are coming very soon, hope you have 90k carats.
>>552186286you were too late anon. run turned to shit anyway. got 2 stam 2 long out of it though, so its not all bad
>>552186581They are lying to you. There are 9 rainbows and 10 golds, since we got 2 golds and 1 rainbow in the Legend Race event
>>552187382powerbottoming with dancho...
>>552177010Am I safe from Dia rape if I'm not a Danchou
>>552187391Why would I need to take another screenshot of the same page...?
>2026>I am forgotten
>took the wrong deck on a borrow ace run
Has Taiki been winning in your lobbies? I almost never see Taiki winning the lobbies I join. I wonder if that's just variance or if she's less meta than expected.
>>552187171>>552187419
>>552187494
>they fell for the Taiki gaslight
>>552187630Never!
>>552187773Yeah my (awful on paper) pump Taiki wins semi-regularly.
>>552187797Gonna pick up Flower, the rest are not rush.
>>552187295I don't think you're being gaslitI'm missing 2 from the halloween event that I barely played and 1 more from the recent autumn one because I couldn't be bothered to reach 900kAnd I have 7 right nowIf you have 9, you're missing at least one more if not two.
>>552187797imagine pulling for oguri and you get b*wa
Do we ever find out who this Umamusume person is?
I'll take the King Commendation practice.
>>552187773I've managed to join three Uma lobbies and I saw Taiki winning one of them
>>552187797besides tama, im skipping every single one
>>552187773I think SfV procs too late. Meanwhile redshift procs pixel perfect, by the time Taiki starts accel Maru is already zooming
Danchou I hope you prepared the speech for New Year.
Sigh.. Trainer-san.. are you seriously staying up all night? Remember that the schedule is written clearly. Training at six, breakfast at seven, and yes, the dishes are washed immediately after—not ‘later.’ Later is how standards collapse.I do not ask for perfection because it is convenient. I demand it because it is necessary. Order creates calm. Calm creates focus. Focus produces victory—whether on the track or in this household.
>>552187972"Umamusume" is the nickname of a Japanese man named John Cygames. It was conceived as nothing but a nonsense word with no inherent meaning; many meanings have been ascribed to it but all of those were only tacked on after the fact.
this is my first ever evil nature, will she work or is her wit too low?
why did retards go for taiki this cm? did a youtube streamer tell them to?
So what are you working on, torena?
>>552187382We're getting A rank this month. I cast misfortune on ranks 999-976.
>>552186403
>>552188243counterpoint: massive german udders
>>552188293There are only two umas with 0.4 accel uniques that don't care about being blocked by Suzuka. Maru is one of them, Taiki is the other.
>>552187382Cheers! A kanpai to this post!Happy New Year to you too fellow Rudolf enjoyer!
>>552187382Hay there. I have nothing to say you other than greeting you. That's all. Have a hapy new year.
>>552188303An alcoholic beverage
>>552188326Fukukitaru wouldn't do this.
>>552187382happy new year danchou!! let's do our best next year, too!
>>552187382Not part of your club but you make alright posts. Happy new year danchou, and thanks for doing a thankless job.
>>552188293I ran taiki for every medium cm
My club is technically an /uma/ club but I have never seen it advertised or mentioned here and it isn't on the list mage that gets posted sometimes. Nobody in the club chat ever mentions the general either. At this point I'm not sure if it's an actual 4chan club, or just a random club that happened to have /uma/ in the nameI'm kinda afraid to ask in chat if it's actually just a coincidence or not because i've been in the club for several months now and it would be really awkward if it isn't
I like Matikanefukukitaru's cute little "mou".
>>552188293My mom told me to...
>>552188862not talking about taiki mains you're cool but everyone else needs to kick rocks
>>552188293Because on paper taiki looks like she has a perfect ult for this track. Her strong accel ult triggers at the second half of the final turn. Tokyo 2000 has the late race marker halfway through the final turn. In practice, despite Maru's ult being half-wasted on Tokyo 2000m, front runner advantage means that its enough to edge her over Taiki 90% of the time.
>>552188971>he joined the /r/uma/ club by accident
my first jork of the year will be to on-model uma lewds by eufoniuz
>>552188971It might be a /v/ma club lol
>>552188814sexy homewrecker...
>>552188993>mou
>>552188971I'm just saying, if you ask to get added to the list, no one will ever know....
>You use Taiki? Kick rocks, meta fag. She isn't even meta, fucking retard.Can you spot the problem with this reasoning?
Hmm…I think I will take an effective 70 skill point deficit per runner to initiate wolf pack strats for my CM aces this cup.
>>552189283It's a very different kind of mou... more abrupt and cuter. I wish I had a soundpost with it to post.
>>552189134I literally did not know until yesterday that /v/ had its own alternate reality set of uma clubs. How bizarre... is this what it feels like to have a rival?
>>552188971Just ask bro
I like it when I pick the shitty stupid card for the sole exact purpose of getting Uma Stan at the end of its chain, and then the game decides it doesn't want to give me the Uma Stan event and instead wastes my fucking time3 times out of 5 so far
AAAA MOU!
second career of the day and I gave up not even half way through. Hopefully third time's a charm
>>552189619I’m not sure if there’s much of rivalry between them. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of them don’t know we exist either
>>552189619They all suck unfortunately so they aren't rivals. They could rival Mambo I guess.
>>552189429meta nigger
>>552187630most kissable forehead
>>552190053wrong
>>552189726Your strength Kingu?>>552190028But enough about Suzuka.
>>552188971>technically an /uma/ clubno such thing.you're either /uma/ clubor you're not us
>>552189726>get Uma Stan>game decides your max speed uma should spark 1* guts>out of guest uses for the day>after months of rerolling for the game to pick out the proper rng combination your uma is complete but no longer metaActually just get the cute ones and don't stress about anything else
>>552190120Spechud would say this
>>552190120My coat is chestnut colored
>New year>Literally year of the uma>No gibswtf cygames
>>552188243She could fix me.
Wei
>>552190120Can you post a cute image of special week eating?
>>552190162but I want to make my TM Opera an Uma Stan savant...>>552190118I didn't get that one
>>552190549It's not New Year's for you yet, it's not even Christmas
>>552190549It’s autumn you idiot
>>552190779umai
>>552189060taiki shuttle is also a front runner if you're not stupid
>>552190779What does horse taste like?
>>552190889Horse
>>552190889its like a less beefy beef
>there is a homo lurkin in this thread
>>552187959I got 1m+ in all of the events though.
Just under 24 hours remain...
>>552190779which uma tastes the best?
>>552191035I'm not lurking.
>>552190889Umarvelous.
Xmas Oguri needs Tachyon as a parent?
>>552191093I always forget she is bustier than i think she is...
Good night friends!!!!!! And happy new year!!!
Rice cute!
>>552191235Rice smells like feet
>>552188219...Speech?
yooooooo
>>552191297Wife material
>>552191195bakushin's bakushins
Next year will be better
>>552191190u=ma^2 is the best backup recovery if one of your three recoveries fails
>>552191208umasumi
>>552191195She is the pit queen but her Bakushins are good aswell
She has the worst fucking voice in the game
>>552191190Depends on the track and meta. Would not recommend it for this meta
>>552191365Not THAT busty...
Seems like future uma musumes from JP are smarter and better, and by "future" I mean implementation-wise, since some are older than the current global umas, like Mejiro RamonuThey can make their own schedule and train on their own, despite the twinkle series rule, having their own trainers seem redundant since they are perfectly capable of managing their own. Why do they need STILL need trainers?
>new years ruinedfuck you cygames, where my free SSR
>>552191369Wanna bet?
>>552191528We didn't get anything for Christmas as well right?
>>552191496>Why do they need STILL need trainers?they need someone to take care of their sexual frustrations
>>552191485
We Bakushin posting again?>>552191365Too big. my blossom is perky.
>>552191496>why do professional athletes bother with trainers? just exercise and practice lol
>>552189619They are our brothers/cousins. Maybe one day there could be a tournament between us
>>552191492After a few kids she is
Is shooting for victory good for front runners
>>552191591sasuga stingy nips
>>552191585HNNGGGG SEX WITH CHRONO
umanko in my mouth
Overlord Bros I think I fucked up the statline
>>552189726why are you even trying to get uma stan?
>>552191830I want to wash her hair again
>>552191849Looks pretty good, just buy maestro and you're set.
>>552188971>>552189070>>552189134>>552189406>>552189724>>552190120No, it turns out danchou did advertise the club exactly once back in september and then never again lol
How does fall runner work with distance S speed calculation? is it included in the 10% bonus or added after?
>>552191974basedattentionwhoring danchuds are bad
>>552188286Cheval I love you *smooch*
>>552191851I don't know man, the same reason I'm still breathing oxygen I guess
Any Digitan enjoyers? Is she missing her second winning animation or something? I swear I've not seen it once
>>552190097False
>>552191496Because an outsiders perspective is almost always required for high level athletes when it comes to training to prevent plateauing and overexertion?Also in umamusume trainers dont just train, they do all the schedule planning, communicating with media and press, paperwork, meal planning, physical therapy, mental/emotional support, amongst whatever else their trainee needs them to do.
>>552183934>Agnes Tachyon>1,163 registered offspring>1.162 of them inherited her fragile Agnes-line legs>whatever, still got paid.
>>552191585Yup I need to breed her
Wait, what the fuck. Is the only way to get accel in Capricorn on a Front Runner fucking Gale or Aoharu PWR?! Angling doesn't work. Red Shift doesn't work. Unrestrained doesn't work.Plancha works but it's fucking 0.1m/s^2 when inherited...
>>552192248
>>552192460Bwo, your turbo sprint? Your Perfect Prep!? Your Plan X?
>>552192235not even in g2 races?
My Mom and My Aunt.
>>552192640Turbo Sprint and Plan X are gamba aren't they? You'd have to fucking stack them with Gale and pray...
>>552191235
>>552192654Are those race dependent? I did not know that
>>552192235nyo?she already has 2 poses
>>552192728Welcome to sprints buddy
>>552192728>Waaah I have to gamble on my accels :(((Frontchuds are such babies. Lategawds would never
>>552192715Hello son
>>552192797HOLY SOVL>>552192235She has two like the anon drew. Dopey eyed dead center like on the left, and the one you posted is on the right in the drawing.
WITCHCRAFT
>>552192460My sprint Taishin is gonna be the best
>New Year>OHAYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU>Dirt Shoe requestYour response?
>>552192791Everyone has 2 poses for winning, the regular and the one with their signature racewear. I'm pretty sure it's just super rare for it the former to play with their racewear because she always makes pose 1 when finishes races quickly but does her little dance for every g1. I am not an expert but this is what I observed in game when creek actually did her other victory pose in her racewear and I was surprised, I figure others can do this too.
>>552193142>oissu...>*seethes quietly*
>>552192305the trainees may as well move in with their trainers
>>552193142*donates 2 shoes*
>>552193142*donates 2 dirtshoes*>OHAYOUUUU
>>552172945I WISH THIS LAZY FUCK WOULD STOP TAKING 10 YEARS TO FINISH A SERIES AND AUTISTICALLY GOING FROM ONE PROJECT TO ANOTHER.Fucking hell, Drifters was my favorite series. I wish he took the time to develop and finish it.
>>552193142*donates 2 dirt shoes**requests dirt so i'm not in the red*it's that easy
>>552193178
>>552193221huh?
>>552193221Uma musume?
>>552193196naruhodo
Im kissing all male torenas tonight while our umas are watching
>>552193435I want to lick Oguri's feet after 8 hours of running
>>552193510whore
plappin this pappy
>>552193510please please please please
>>552193221I remember the OP of this show it went na na nanana na na nana naaanyway, this author sucks at endings so you probably werent missing that much
>>552193221/a/ is two doors that way faggot also you're brown
>>552193376>>552193370>not recognizing hirano's worksYou god damn zoomer fucks.
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552193510Belno...
>>552193609Does the motorcycle talk?
>>552193715Thank you blessed Matikanefukukitaru
>>552193142I will deplete your stash of Long Shoes, slowly but surely. You will not notice until it's already too late.
>>552184739>>552185532>>552185023Ryan is great. Her tomboy thing is because she was so thoroughly mogged by McQueen's natural feminine charm that she doesn't even try to compete with her in that regard. It's also funny that despite looking like a dyke she's the most exclusively heterosexual character in the entire game and is extremely confused by the constant female attention she receives from the other umas. like she just straight up doesn't understand why they like her so much, and her pure, innocent, maiden's heart couldn't handle the truth.
>>552193715Thank you blessed MatikanefukukitaruHappy new year
>Busy watching Lord of the Ring before the year ends>Missed out on a Best Boy Striker threadGoddamn it
>>552193142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhkSjb41VQ
>>552193694I read Hellsing like 20 years ago, gimme a break.
>>552193510Would our trainees get to watching their trainers get dirty with each other? Like, let's say hypothetically we were to "sword" fight in front of them...
>>552193902/uma/ is zoomer coded
>>552193793>doesn't understand whyIt's the huge tits surely.
>>552192728Umamusume is RNG + WIT + Accel game
Winning ticket more like losing ticket
T-that's my King!
>>552193715Thank you blessed Matikanefukukitaru...7 and I steal everyone's else's blessings too.
>>552194137
>>552194167give it back
>>552194167WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
https://poal.me/3nelaqhttps://poal.me/3nelaqhttps://poal.me/3nelaq
Say something nice about roach wife
>>552194137Does she get a good alt or always a shitter?
>>552194167
>>552194167WTF GIVE THAT BACK
I haven't done a single run todayIs running shit red good for next cm on pace?
>>552193715Thank you blessed Matikanefukukitaru...more spicy Ryan fanarts お願いします
>>552194167why does this keep happening?
>>552194167Watch this 7 as I steal it back
>>5521941677 and this anon gets smited by Shiraoki-sama
>>552194383red shift does not work on anyone except maruzensky
>>552194317Ardan loveArdan hand-holdingArdan kissArdan paizuriArdan marriageArdan sex
>>552194317This is about what age range we want to have sex with right?
>>552194317teio is not 18-20
>>552194317>20-30>30-40 where do you want the 30 year olds to click
>>552194413you did not post a Matikanefukukitaru image so your post was null and void from the start retard
>>552194458
>>552182574With me
>>552194335She's already good... Her ult was buffed... Please stop bullying her...
>>552194640I want to get married to Nice Nature
>>5521941676 and Neicha gives them back to their rightful owners
>>552194502Sagittarius, not Scorpio
>>552194817>7 againgrim.
7 and I, and only I, get to marry Neitcha
Desuwa :D
>>552194817YOU MISSED
If 7 I marry Matikanefukukitaru.If anything else I sell her off to ugly bastards for $100.
>>552194771
>>552194867Final corner is too late in the race
>>552194763not cute
>>552194940matikanetannhauser wouldn't dress like this
>>552194965>>552195034AHHHHHH
>>5521949160-9 and tazuna crushes this anons micropenis
>>5521951500-9 and shiraoki-sama does it too
They are recalling the plusgues due to the ears...
>>552195030Understandable, thanksWhat accel would better or is it going to be like Libra?
0 - King Halo1 - Mejiro Ardan2 - Satono Crown3 - Narita Taishin4 - Rice Shower5 - Curren Chan6 - Katsuragi Ace7 - Satono Diamond8 - Manhattan Cafe9 - Daitaku Helios
Odds and everyone's luck is restored
>23 hours until it starts
>>552195034>>552194965>>552194771I need Natie
>>552194965>prevent all sorts of bad thingsBased trainer senpai. The anti-rape fake marriage ring.
7 and next year you have to gain weight like the teiofag
I was saving this for a rainy day... but I must. With this, I shall save the luck of every anon in this thread.
>>552195470
>>552195473he's just big boned
>>552195517THANK YOU SHIRAOKI
if 7 and if only 7.... teiofags are fat!!! otherwise we are based!!! nischischi!
>>552194771>>552194965>>552195034Why do I have to be punished?
>>552195517Ah... I see the error of my ways. My greed blinded me. Forgive me.
>>552195296If you look at the chart, the late race technically starts on a straight but corner 3 is only 30m after it. So any straight acceleration, plus late-race corner acceleration.>Straightaway Spurt>Let's Pump>Angling>Moving PastPlus uniques that combine speed + accel, but only when on their original users>Red Ace>I Never Goof Up>I See Victory
>>552195431mogged by your father...
>>552195150if this post goes through then Tazuna crushes my small penis with her big ass
6 and next year someone will surpass the record
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>552195562
>>552191974/uma/ netflix and chill...
>>552193715Thank you blessed Matikanefukukitaru.
>>552195203snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>552195915Thanks....
>>552195915Happy new year, friend
>>552195915pwease let me see disgusts 1 through 4
>>552195625We don't need digits for thatWe already have photographic evidence
>>552195915I wish
Bwos my right arm kinda hurts and my right hand is cold as ice
>>552196231you need to masturbate furiously to heat up your hand and SAVE YOUR LIFE
Lewd...
>>552196313But I masturbate with my left hand...
>>552196231*puts your cold hand in my pocket*
>FGO is actually ending>EOS likely this yearHoly shit, are we going to have an influx of refugees?
>>552196231you are having a heart attack
>>552196415anon... you're gonna have to diversify...
>>552195517
>>552196432What happened? I thought it was still pulling numbers
I joked too much about danchou flatlining and now he's leaving us
>>5521941677 and I give back their blessing
>>552196576CURREN WHORE
>>552196576CURREN IS A DIRTY WHORE THAT STINKS OF WEEK OLD CUM
>>552194590If you feel more youthful, 20-30
>>552196526I can't diversify anymore because my hyper weapon now permanently points right to meld with my left hand when unsheathed so it hurts to use my right hand...
>>552196231you're having a frost stroke attack
>>552196639umaobros...............
Palmer is such a sweet girl
>>552196691She's a whore for my cum only.
>>552196679>>552196691t. shart fartcon
>>552196635The story ended
>>552196894>FGO story>ending everNTA: I know that they "ended" it, but it still sounds so damn surreal. FGO felt like that weird monster that would never end, forever plaguing the franchise with it's existence and constant rewrites.
>>552196576Anti-anti immunity doesn't work, that's just a children's playground concept. 1 (for #1 umadol) and Curren's post is null and void.
One more Dicta image for the road
>>552196679>>552196691>>552196864Grow up
>>552197037bless you dicta fag, thanks for posting these
>>552197007it's cause they took like 3 years to tell the story of the last two lostbelts. They were stalling hard for time.
>>552197264suppose that explains that, but man its still odd. makes you wonder what their plan is, if they have any to begin withnasu is such a hack fuckin hell, kill him and everyone related to the managing of the brand and franchise as a whole
HAPPY NEW YEAR EUROFAGGOTS!HAPPY NEW YEAR EUROFAGGOTS!HAPPY NEW YEAR EUROFAGGOTS!HAPPY NEW YEAR EUROFAGGOTS!
>>552195915My trainee likes me like that
>>552197058*image of an aged-up falco chan*
>>552197570nice try nignog it's only 11 pm
Happy new year Eurobwos.
>>552197615This makes me angry.
It's only 11pm
>>552197632 Greenwich Mean Time anon...
Happy new year guys!
>>552197776No it's 3:02 PM
Happy new year my neighas
>>552197780i.e. the only part of europe that matters, no need to thank me for clarifying, anon
>>552197832>Sideways imageDoto would post this.
There are still 9 hours left. I hate every single one of you and hope none of you make it to New Years. This general is better off without you and a new generation of trainers.
>>552198086Post punch 3 and i may agree with you.
>>552198062b- but she said she never goofs up...
STUPID BITCH DOBER KEEPS GOING MOOD DOWN
>>552198270Deserved.
>>552198270Just make her happy dork
I love when people post all caps one liners from their careers because you know they for sure just happened a second ago
new year weii
>>552197832>>552198062Forgot to flip lol, here is the drawing.
Do you use up all of your Riko dates?
>>552198514Did you draw this? She's cute.
>>552198580Not if you don't have to
>>552198270change to female for a highroll
>>552198580only if you need the extra stam/guts at the end of the career
>>552198270Filthy moid detected.
>>552198834>>552198834>>552198834>>552198834>>552198834last thread im baking tonight, ive made the past two, now ive gotta go out
>>552198873I'll bake the next thread
>>552198873Leave the next thread to me.
>>552196515that's the left dingus
>>552182187>what do they matter to danchouhe appears to want Mambo to be a casual club, is all. Prior to November, flatlining wasn't breaking the rules, and the offending toreinas changed their flatlining ways, and haven't been flatlining since. Is there another probleM?
>>552192797Beautiful
