/exeg/ - Vidya Creepypasta GeneralWelcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General. Feel free to discuss video game-based creepypastas, games based on internet campfire stories (ex, SCP, Backrooms, Slender, etc.), horror fangames based on IPs not normally associated with the genre, and their comparable content (ARGs, Vidya Unfiction series, Creepypasta stories, Romhacks, Horror AU fangames, Horror mods, etc.). And most importantly, h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ Layer #538 - "No Players Online" Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/2701800/No_Players_Online/ >Video Game Creepypastas & Gaming Urban Legends https://rentry.org/creepypasta-centered-wiki >Official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List https://rentry.org/xpastas >Creepypasta Games, Web Series/ARGs, SlenderARGs, and Fearvlogs https://rentry.org/Exeg-games-and-web-series-archives >Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T339A8wlzgs Sonic.exe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRL0Rhyrz9g Mario World I HATE YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2qpC2Ko-I Sonic 2 Genocide City >/exeg/ Archives https://rentry.org/exeg-images-archives >/exeg/ CyTube https://cytu dot be/r/exegarbage https://rentry.org/exegarbage >Homemade/found pastas https://rentry.org/4chanpastas Previous thread >>550646484
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What was the first videogame creepypasta ever?
>>552203380Unironically Ted the caver. It came out in 2001.
>>552203647That's not a video game you fucking gorilla nigger
>>552204736I accidentally skimmed over that part. Uhhhhh, probably Ben Drowned or The Theater.
>>552204736What if Ted the Caver was recreated in Minecraft? Would it be better than the King in Yellow ARG?
Creepypastas for this feel?
>>552212689WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT
>>552212689
>>552203380tails doll urban legends date as far back as 2005
>>552221428This is correct
https://dumbiedumbie.newgrounds.com/RIP NMI
>>552228854TTD
>>552228854too many cartel execution posts will do that for ya, at least its only a death on newgrounds
>>552228854her twitter is still up but it's inactive. I wonder what made dumbie decide to drop NG.
>>552212689>draw a big titty girl>calls it a "cisgender male"
>>552228854>>552233225Troongrounds LOSTTrannygrounds LOSTNiggergrounds LOSTSteamchads WONTwitterkings WONSonic.exebros WON
Happy New Year, Exeg you survived again And I can't help but admire it
>>552228854PUTA MADRE
>>552244365Convinced Revie actually hates this guy and is on a sacred mission to ensure he gets fucking nothing
>>552244668>B-but theyre doing progress in priv-ACK!Stupid nigger tranny bet you broke multiple nooses trying to hang your own fat assThis is not directed towards (You) but the lurkers who genuinely think Funker is going to get any form of content at all
>>552244668It's pitiful that he basically can't even have fan content because of revie's autism about lore accuracy.
>>552251748how does lore accuracy apply to sonic.exe dead by daylight
>>552253512He can't fly
What if the villain of Borrasca was Sonic.RAW?
What if Borrasca 10 was made?
>>552264313wouldn't change much>>552266748it was made
>>552264313The fact that you remember that piece of dogshit is shameful
Happy New Year, you damn bastards.
My new year's resolution is to discuss more creepypastas
I want you all to realize something. The year is now 2026. 2026! And in the year 2026, EXEtravaganza is STILL in development! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where the PCPort news, joe
>>552277537not deleting the circlejerk dev discord doesn't mean it's still alive, gerald
Stupid idea but how about an aggie to celebrate 2026?
>>552198251Archie Tails Doll RAPES whatever the fuck OM is doing
>>552279295>Its coming guys trust the processHe says as he looks for kids below 13 to work on PC Port
>>552282424I'm just gonna draw on paper instead of participating. I'd rather get the rust off.
>>552287010 (Me)Im convinced "trust the process" is a code word for saying that the project is never coming out
>>552279295you're getting strawpage Q&A's on Bluesky, chuddie
Who would win in a molestation contest between OSF X and Tommy Taffy?
>>552291401I think we should all come together and start a genocide on Bluesky pedophiles
>>552293849And how do you intend to make that happen
>>551962729this general runs on dead trends
>>552299753shitposters are desperate to revive fnf discussion and attempt to vaguely bring up anything related to dead mods that a simple mention of anything has lost its instigating power.
>>552298950By working the bench
>>552300194Bringing up evil jeffy clearly riles you up because why else would you be this insistent on the fact that fnf discussion is dead
>>552300601There's a clear difference between telling you to kill yourself for knowing about a shitty sml mod, and talking about the dead mod itself with utmost sincerity.
What if Eyeless Jack stole the kidneys of every off-topic poster on /exeg/?
What if Ben drowned in Squidward's sewer slide?
>>552301323>>552301583The thread just fucking started, don't do this.
What if Mr Beep finished prepping up his grift?
>>552301692Kill a shitposter two more appear in its place
>>552301692>don't start discussing creepypastas dude we have more roblox e celebs to impotently whine about
What if the Princess was forced into an arranged marriage with the Misfortune.gb devil?
>>552301852>What aboutism
>>552302092You didn't complain about that but you did complain about a guy posting creepypasta jokes so clearly you see the latter as worse than the former
WHERE'S THE FUCKING REBOOT
What if you played the 11 Miles game on a Razor scooter? Are you man enough to win?
>>552302297Dumbie left so she clearly has no interest in writing it
>>552302752Yes?
>>552302752The visuals hard carried it and made it more immersive. I doubt her clones would be able to do it as good as she did.
>>552302232Well, I complain about everything! Damn creepypastas and roblox e-celebs!
>>552302945Don't worry. They can use Bing AI just as well as her with some practice.
what if the what if spammer starts spamming child gore and CP links while he projects himself into random namefags in /exeg/?or starts thinking everyone on /exeg/ is the same guy?
>>552303056It won't be the same and you god damn know it
what if the what if spammer is friends with David Hoffman?
what if the what if spammer wasn't impulsive?
What if the what if spammer was Godotanon?
This rewrite was a forgettable nothing burger. I bet the writer is fucking off for good now that this piece of shit is done.
What if Erika Kirk grieved by giving Boogie2988 cancer?
>>552302752And Ananke!
>>552312362
what if the what if spammer learned to samefag and use new buzzwords?
what if the what if the spammer stopped doing the same things he complains about others doing?
please shut the fuck up already
Mega Man 5 is a really fucked up game because it has Napalm Man. Like, dude, that's not okay, napalm killed real people. And his level is based on Vietnam? What the fuck is wrong with you? This is so creepy and fucked up.
>>552282424We should release EXEtravaganza to celebrate 2026
>>552325543fnf is a dead trend
>>552327356We can revive it
>>552328175Or you could find a better game to shitpost about, because it sure doesn't seem like anyone is passionate about beeps and boops these days.
>>552328408EXEtravaganza devs are
Did you know that if you visit EXE's zone using Lord X and shoot rockets at the eclipse, you will actually get a text message from EXE, but if you wait long enough, EXE will eventually show up to defend his home?
>>552328939That's not a good reason for (you) to fixate on a dead trend.
>>552329258EXEtravaganza will revive it
>>552329703Play a different game.
https://youtu.be/bnFKpQN9k00This feels oddly Sad Satan inspired with the random cuts to spooky sonic edits. I can't tell if the dogshit level design is meant to look bootleg-ish on purpose but knowing mrpixel it's probably 50/50.
what if the what if spammer stops relying on someone to make the spam?
>>552333369there is no one singular what if spammereveryone here has made at least one what if post
Day 1 of asking* Hatcher to make an SRB 2 styled OSF X sprite*Forcing
>>552338403Since I think I've mostly finished my Samus sprite, I can try working on an SRB2 OSFX sprite
>>552244668Whaaaaat, who wouldn't want to make content for a guy with fans like this?
what if the what if spammer actually listens to the general he spams instead of his friends from ecker?
what if the what if spammer stopped having a judge complex?
>>552344271>>552345020Stop spamming
>>552346257im trying to piss off the actual spammer lol
>>552346398Jeff the Killer says: "You wanted to offend me, but all you succeeded was making worse and more off-topic spam than I ever did. Ironic! Now I'm going to KILL you to save /exeg/!"
Im gonna start saying kekky poopy whenever a retard acts retarded
What if the spammer did a backflip, and it scared Sonic.exe?
Name one creepypasta game that came out recently that's fun to play. It cannot be related to Sonic or fnf.
sometimes i dream of another videogame creepypasta renaissance
>>552351924FNF vs. Sonic.exe
>>552356484It cannot be related to Sonic or fnf
What if the Skintaker ate Lacey's skin and contracted AIDS?
>>552351924The Slendyrooms
>>552351924Angry Video Game Need Adventures
>>552351924Sonic Funkin starring Faker and Girlfriend.EXE featuring Pico the Hedgehog
>>552351924SCP Containment Breach is coming out
What if Sarah and Lacey were invited to Mr Bear's cellar?
>>552364295>>552360231>>552360123>>552365313This is some of the most boring fucking attempts at shitposting ever. It's not even funny in a cringe way. It's just sad. Doing the same crap over and over and expecting something different to happen.
>>552365574that's a ecker pedophile for ya
>>552367139>>552369184why do you keep spamming this? are you that fucking rayukotrannny stalker with no self-control?
KILL THIS GENERAL ALREADY
>>552369615obviously retard
REVIVE THIS GENERAL ALREADY
Fuck this, I'm going to read something random off the lost episode wiki.
"YTP: The Very Hungry Plumber">I remember watching a YouTube Poop video from somewhere around 2013. It’s been gone for ages now.>I found it when I was ten after skimming through my father’s iPad. He’d often hand it to me and then go on to do his own thing, like cook dinner for my family or watch a movie in his living room. This led me to the world of parody content, one of those categories being YouTube Poops, or YTPs for short.>Usually, in terms of what would happen in these videos, it involved the characters engaging in idiotic behavior, references to pop culture, and sometimes, a whole lot of shock. One of the edits I watched was called “The Very Hungry Plumber.” While it did involve an abundance of shocking content, at least from my perspective at the time, the vague memories of what I saw made me think that something was very wrong behind the screen.Honestly, it's difficult to critique this part because I have seen YTPs with elements just as dark, but it's understandable to have this mindset when you're a child. Humor is subjective after all.>My memory is a little bit fuzzy, but I’ll try to recollect as much as I can.
>>552371890>First, the video was “satirizing” Hotel Mario, a failed title for the Philips CD-I console. I put “satirizing” in quotes for a reason. While it did have seizure-inducing edits, sped-up clips, switches in plot, and tons of visual changes here and there, parts of this video felt way too specific.>For example, I can recall the beginning of the video starting like this. The YTP logo, followed by the Hotel Mario introduction cutscene, sped up and reversed multiple times. The dialogue confused me, with Mario commenting about being invited to a picnic by Princess Peach, and Luigi saying he hopes she “bares lots of ass,” through the use of sentence mixing.I respect the attempt to be on-brand here. Really believable.>Mario points to the letter by the Koopalings, but Luigi snaps his neck and falls over when he turns around. When Mario reads the letter, he starts off the read with “dear pesky plumbers,” then goes on to spit out references from other media, such as the movie Full Metal Jacket, or videos featuring the Tourettes Guy.>What weirded me out the most, was that at the end of Mario’s reading, the sentence mixing started listing off what sounded like first names. From commonly used ones like Tommy, to foreign ones like Antoinette. I can’t recapture what the entire list was, but I do remember colored Comic Sans text showing up on screen for two specific names, being the ones I mentioned before. The text for Tommy was colored green, and Antoinette was colored pink. One other name was colored yellow, but I don’t know what it was.Gee I wonder what the twist is. Dark hinting right off the bat is definitely a good sign.
>>552372570>Mario turns to Luigi, who is on the ground foaming from the mouth after breaking his neck on accident.>“We gotta find the princess!”>Instead of an “and you gotta help us” from Luigi, the scene went awkwardly quiet, before Mario looked down at Luigi’s unconscious body, and put on a joyful expression. With the usage of sentence mixing like before, he says “yummy” before the scene cuts to a still image of the Mushroom Kingdom entrance.Okay, yeah, I can probably see a 12-year-old being weirded out by this to some extent, but anyone over the age of 16 is going to laugh their ass off.>While the “Map” music from the original soundtrack looped, cartoon chomping noises played, indicating that Mario was cannibalizing Luigi’s corpse. It suddenly cuts to the toaster scene from later on in the game, but Mario’s quip was different. I think he said something cognate to “you know what they say, you are what you eat!”Accurate, but if it's apparently voiced and not spliced, then you're full of shit
>>552373215>A long, uncomfortable stare took up my fullscreen. The packaged bread that Mario would usually hold was unlabeled, and all I heard were really weird slurping noises. Imagine someone next to you eating a burger or sandwich with a side of something crispy, but eating far more than they can swallow. All the while chewing with their mouth open. That’s what it sounded like.I don't think it's necessary to go into detail about what the chewing must've sounded like, unless it was a stock sound for humorous intent.>Most of the video I had difficulty remembering, aside from a few key parts. It played out like a “Weekend at Bernie’s” plotline, where Mario carries Luigi by his back the entire time, voicing his lines and pretending that he’s alive. Luigi had something covering his head, with his face badly drawn over it. I think it was a shopping bag or a burlap sack, but I’m not too sure.>The part with Princess Peach falling off of Morton’s treehouse hotel was omitted, instead having her get shot offscreen by a cartoon missile. There were also some seemingly forced jokes here and there, one in particular being a Shamwow commercial popping up, with Vince Offer talking about how aggravating it is to clean feces. I've only seen one of those damn commercials, so it's safe to assume this was sentence splicing. I feel that it's semi-important to make that clear.
>>552374582>Here’s how the last five minutes went.>We’re at the part of the original game, where Lemmy runs outside of his castle in front of a giant fan.>“Hey, you! Get offa-”>I think this was meant to reference other YTPs on the platform, but the screen paused on Mario, and a song from Super Mario World played. A slideshow coursed on for about half a minute, where his appearance gradually changed.>At first it was something silly, like a propeller hat and nerd glasses, but then it got weirder. I think there was one frame near the end of the sequence that went by pretty quickly, of Mario’s face being replaced by a hastily cropped image of a real person. It wasn’t anyone recognizable, like someone from a TV show. It looked like it came straight from a photograph.Again, not exactly subtle about what's really going on here. that's another point lost.
>>552375214>The video spazzes out. Lemmy jerks left and right on the screen, before being launched in the air with a stock whoosh sound effect. Cut to Mario, still puppeteering Luigi and commanding that the two get ready to catch her. Lemmy comes falling down instead, and his brain matter splatters against the ground on impact.>The music cuts off. Mario squints at Lemmy’s dead body, and a large, toothy, sickly yellow grin grows upon his face. The screen cuts to black, and that same gross, sloshy noise from earlier was heard. Mixed with that sound was a man screaming “yeah baby,” and laughing so loudly that it distorted the audio.Lol? >The video cuts back on, with Princess Peach getting caught by Roy. Instead of running off to his HardBrick Hotel, Mario locks eyes with him, and Roy drops Peach. Mario gently lays Luigi against a nearby rock, before the two engage in a lightsaber battle. Parts of the fight scene were either animated from scratch, reused with flashing colors, or just taken from a Star Wars movie with their heads pasted onto the bodies of the characters.If there's one detail I do like about this story it's that you can actually picture a lot of this shit happening back in the day. save for the cannibalism projection.
>>552375708>Roy ended up losing his head from the lightsaber battle. Cue the Willhelm scream.>Mario looks down at his beheaded body, his lips trembling, but he shakes his head in refusal.>“Uh uh! Problem.”>Afterwards, he beckons Princess Peach to follow him. She opens her mouth and raises an eyebrow, about to ask a question, but Mario shushes her with the hand not holding Luigi’s back.>Finally, we get to the end scene. It doesn’t show Bowser’s castle disappearing like in the original game. It just cuts straight to an image of Peach, Mario, and Luigi under a tree, the setting engulfed with mild wind. As Mario quickly pulls Luigi’s bag(?) back down to prevent it from flying off, Peach speaks to the two.>“Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom. Free from the terrible Koopaling Klan.”>She turns to Luigi, and puts on a confused look. She asks if Luigi is alright, observing that he looked “tired." Instead of sentence mixing, I heard a recording of a real woman. Her voice came off as desperately trying to maintain a sweet tone, like the lady talking was trying not to cry. Mario refutes it, and she leans into his face for a kiss.And there goes the immersion. Come on, there had to have been a voice clip from the DiC show that could have been used for this situation. That's three strikes, faggot.>Mario is smooched on the face, and he ends up getting distracted by the good feeling, accidentally dropping Luigi. A gust of wind blows, causing Luigi's head covering to whisk away. Peach hears a thud and turns to her right.
>>552376272>A video clip plays. Someone’s camera recording through a window, showing a woman undressing in her room. The cameraman was repeatedly heaving, to where that was most of what I could hear aside from cicadas. Her room was clad with posters of video games that were popular at the time. She even had a whole console collection stacked under her TV, one of those being a Philips CD-I, coincidentally.I need to break the Ice here. Why the hell would a killer ever confess to a murder in this way? Why pull up Vegas and go through all of this just to say you killed and potentially ate some random woman? >Hardcut to Princess Peach, mouthless and shivering at the sight of Luigi’s dead body, not shown on-screen. A voice line from Mario invades her thoughts.>“It’s been one of those days, hasn’t it?”>Her eyes slowly glide to the left. We see a front view of Mario’s torso.>“Be careful. When you pinch my emotions, they pinch back.”KINO>Mario looked hideous. When you think of a starving animal, you’d probably imagine one baring its fangs at its soon-to-be dinner, right? Well, I’d be lying if I said that Mario’s visage wasn’t animal-esque.
>>552376673>He was like a wolf about to eat a sheep. Smiling so wide that his dimples went past his cheeks and obstructed the corners of his eyes. His teeth weren’t akin to how they looked in the scene with Lemmy, either. Each set was small and jagged, with his two front teeth being twice as long.>Odious slobber dripped from his upper gums and trickled down his chin. Pupils were replaced with little pencil scribbles. The same clip of that undressing woman flashed in short interim. If it weren’t for that fucking recording, I wouldn’t have felt so uncomfortable.>The two of them stood next to each other for a moment, until Peach put her hands up and attempted to back away. This made Mario’s face scrunch up, his smile widening harder with sudden rancor. He lunges at her, jaw unhinging, and the video pauses just as Peach was about to get chomped into by this depraved iteration of Mario.>The video ended with a few more seconds of that freeze-frame, and a clatter of that same voice from earlier, weakened.>Begging and weeping for the “creaks” to stop.Dark. I'm going to be generous. This isn't a bad story in my opinion, but it's not perfect either. It almost nailed the immersion until near the end. The buildup to the cannibalism is almost nonexistent, but knowing this is a Hotel Mario YTP there's only so much you can do with a minimal number of cutscenes. It did get a few laughs out of me so it did its job at emulating YTP brainrot humor. The implications are as subtle as a hammer against glass. You're supposed to handle this in small spurts to create suspense that doesn't feel artificial. And the ending didn't do it any favors, either. 6.5/10
>>552365574the shitposters are boring?
>>552341556This jit cracks funker
>>552365574Why are you getting actually mad at "What if Sarah and Lacey were invited to Mr Bear's cellar"?
>>552365574What would be some good /exeg/ shitposting in your opinion?
>>552398545>good /exeg/ shitposting>good>shitposting
>>552376673>I need to break the Ice here. Why the hell would a killer ever confess to a murder in this way? Why pull up Vegas and go through all of this just to say you killed and potentially ate some random woman?Because it's a creepypasta and you don't have a story otherwise. You're too hard on this story; it did a way better job of setting up its plot than most of the garbage I've read here. There's only so much room for subtlety in this format, and after a point, subtlety becomes undesirable entirely
>>552388751
When I type "what if" into my phone, the keyboard's suggestions for the next words are "Ian" and "Sonic.exe"
>>552398545Anything that's trying to be funny without recycling the same bullshit that's been posted again and again. The most offensive thing you can do as a shitposter is bore people to death.
>>552412069Developing suicide superpowers from watching Suicide Mouse was original
I collecta da pages
>>552416915What if Impasta said that while collecting Slenderman's pages? What use would Impasta have for the pages? How would Slenderman stop him? Should we write a creepypasta about this?
>>552418636No
>>552419369Why not? I think it has potential
>>552419889Because it's a gay and retarded idea
>>552418636This counts as 4 spam posts in one
>>552412069Stop spamming, shitposter. We know your game
Time and time again It's proven that this dumpster fire of a general should have died peacefully after 2023 ended
>>552428596>Wewouldnt have Ordinary Sonic Fangame as a resultIt RAPES any other reference sheet walking simulator and thats a good thing
>>552427298How is that spam?
>>552433208I don't like it so it's spam
Impasta be like, it's a me, NOT!!
Jannies do your fucking job
Jannies
>>552442835>>552443184>t.
>>552446149Why'd you post a picture of yourself
>>552446565You can't do these snarky comments while having your previous posts be "JANNY! JANNY! PLEASE COME HERE!!! JANNY!!"
What if Ian Flynn worked with Sonic.exe to stop the evil /exeg/ spammers?
>>552418636I cooka da pasta
I'm listening to CreepCast cover "Camp Oakwood", some Reddit r/nosleep story. At the start, they note that the author's Reddit activity is mostly on football subreddits and the subreddit for the TV show The Masked Singer. So this guy is clearly a giga normie. The story itself,.so far, displays such a lack of grace and creativity that it really only could be written by a devoted fan of football and The Masked Singer
>>552421951That's because you're a hater and you lack vision
I know more about creepypastas than everyone on this general. I'm the very best. You are all secondaries compared to me, and I really find your ignorance to be pitiable
Why the hell does he keep doing that
>>552468846Okay, shitposter. Stop shitposting and start contributing
>>552468920?????????
>>552469059Stop fucking spamming
>>552469185Stop projecting yourself
He's gonna do it
>>552469786MOTHER FUCKER
>>552469981
Earlier I was watching one of those SFM videos of a Creepypasta seeing TF2 characters take the role of different people in these stories. Feels nice to look back into it. This specific one is Hunted.
>>552478186Was that the one story about a family moving out of the city to the country side and into a cabin, and being stalked and killed one by one by a fucking cryptid
>>552488520I pray to god that you aren't intending to keep doing this until this thread reaches 750 posts
Goodnight exeg
>>552496528What if Ian Flynn met HeDrowned.exe and Sonic.exe?
>>552469353Fucking stop shitposting
>>552378227>"the story isn't perfect"What a brave comment. The story isn't perfect? You're so brave and smart and bold for saying that. There's no way I could've known the story would not be the greatest thing ever. Thank you for your contribution. You get it
>>552482702The one I'm talking about had Sniper represent a guy who was out on the woods that saw a guy carrying a dead body in a bag. It's one of the more plausible stories since it can happen in real life too. It's a more grounded pasta with no supernatural activities or monsters, just an actual human criminal who nearly got away with it.
Laughing Jack killed Johnathan Joestar's dog so Johnathan activated his stand Smile Dog and sent Laughing Jack to NoEnd House and this is what starts the events of Stardust Crusaders
>>552323112Ok
Theory: The monster in Ted the Caver was Herobrine because he was in a cave, there were strange carvings, and he smelled, all of which are properties of Herobrine (even the smell which is specified in White Eyes)
>>552509721Yawwwwwn
>>552513340Would you rather prefer it if I say it's mediocre
I am quite fond of Kolossos.
>>552526458You must be 18 or older to post here
>>552469786this looks like those sonic and mario.exe games with the object show faggotry in it
How did Hedrowned die?
>>552523464>>552523934I don't understand what you're trying to do here aside from writing autistic crossover cringe scenarios straight out of AO3
>>552531368I like those. It's cringekino
>>552531368The guy who greentexts SOG wiki pastas should start looking through the sonic.exe tag on AO3 methinks
>>552531501I would rather drink my own liquid shit through a straw than ever fucking do that.
>>552536352https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Sonic*d*EXE%20-%20Astranomiconx/worksBut there's so much good material to work with here!
>>552537784Fuck you.
>>552537784>>552537958There's a fanfiction about one of Lord X's guardians molesting a little girl (reader self-insert)
>>552538184Hatcher would come out and say "this is canon to OSF X lore" and I'd probably believe it
Storytime!>Sleeplessly..>Under your silk sheets, you were nestled. Cuddling up to your rabbit doll innocuously. That being said it was regrettably one of those evenings you had trouble falling asleep even your internal clock had stopped ticking, having lost track of each small breath that had left your little body. It could even perhaps be after midnight, probably not though. Giving a small disapproved shake of your head, you raised your arms, just in a small stretch.[REDDIT SPACING]>You probably should’ve gone back to bed, maybe even getting close to falling asleep, assuming from how droopy and heavy your blinking happens to be.[REDDIT SPACING]>Once more like always, you slowly make your way out of your bed. After all, your parents offer comfort during nights like these, when your room is just a bit too dark, or the shadows cast in too scarily of a way. Pushing the plush silk sheets from off of you, rabbit doll still in your small arms, your feet finally descend to the wooden floor, cold against your socks, but that’s okay.[REDDIT SPACING]>A beat passes before you try to take a step, however something seems to encapsulate your ankles, gloved hands, two of which you felt.You try to scream, but nothing comes out. The rest of your body giving out, hitting the floor with a soft thud, and without any warning the hands seem to find purchase higher, gripping your calves and dragging you under into the shadows beneath your bed, the plush rabbit doll long forgotten on the floor.[REDDIT SPACING]>Vile. Vile hands begin to trail up your body, pinching and inspecting your soft white pajama clothing, acknowledging them with a rough, almost gurgle like laugh. You feel like vomiting, peeing, anything. But nothing happens, just you staring into the dark that seemingly holds you hostage.
>>552538716>Having no prior experience of such things, and being in general scared out of your mind, your first instinct is to scream out for your parents. However, what is down there holding you against your will seems to have other things in mind. A large hand plants firmly on your mouth, muffling any cries for help, a musty, strangely coppery taste invades your mouth, an unpleasant taste on your tongue, but it doesn’t stop you from trying. It actually seems to enjoy feeling the vibrations from your cut off pleas and screams against its hand. A sick rumbling purr escaping its throat, making you stiffen further.[REDDIT SPACING]>Its other hand seems to explore your small body thoroughly. Lingering around your belly area, its thumb rubbing and stroking the area, possibly even being passed as a caring manner, if not for the situation. Only when you focus your fearful eyes on the dark do you finally get an idea on what it actually is.[REDDIT SPACING]>It looks to have an animal like muzzle..? Yet its features say otherwise. Yellow eyes and yellow teeth seem to reflect the little light in your room, from the small animal nightlight that sits atop your nightstand, you had begged your parents to get it for you. And it had always brought you comfort, being able to see just a bit more in your room. But it seems the light will not protect you now.[REDDIT SPACING]>You try to move, but you can’t, something seems to be wrapped around your waist, but it isn’t its arm or hand.. something more damp..? And rough textured, your smaller hands grip the wrist to the hand silencing your mouth, a weak attempt compared to the larger. And it seems to revel in that.These paragraphs are too fucking long to properly format, fucking hell
>>552538725I think he said he was tempted to do his own take on them, being based on infamous sonic lolcows
>>552539189>It’s darkened face seems to get closer to yours, it’s hot, rank breath washing over your face, tiny eyelashes fluttering in fear. >Fear. >Just what it wants. >Another distorted, and rough laugh leaves it. >Your fear exciting it even more. >It’s free hand comes up, to its own face, placing an index finger to its seemingly open mouth, you can’t see clearly but it looks to be making a shushing motion, before slowly lifting its hand from off of your mouth.>Almost instantly you whimper, after all there was no possible assuming you’d live this, clear fluid begins to pool in your eyes as you think you’re about to be eaten alive by the monster underneath your own bed. >However, it seems to have something else in mind. >Maybe it will eat you but not in the way you think.>You focus your blurry vision on what’s wrapped around your waist. >What seems to be… skin? >You almost shriek then and there but a thumb runs up your lips, rubbing them, reminding you of its command.>You sniffle in fear, feeling the stitched flesh that you pieced together is coming from out of its mouth, tightens around your waist, with no intent to release.>You feel the hand leave your face and closer to your tummy again.>With painful slowness it rubs alongside the waistband of your white plush pajama pants, just barely lifting the edges up, to such an innocent mind of your own, its intent is unclear, as you’ve never been exposed to such taboo things before.>Rather, never been curious or knowledgeable about such things.>Even as you seem to know nothing.>Somehow it seems to even know that.>Taking advantage of that, slowly, and incrementally you feel your pajama pants be pulled lower, exposing snowy white panties, and soft thighs.>Unable to resist, its hands cup your thighs, squeezing slightly, they almost seem small in its hands.>But maybe it’s just big.
>>552539573>The thought doesn’t linger for long as its attention turns to your pajama shirt. >It runs both hands down your stomach, hiking your shirt up, touching the soft exposed skin. >You aren’t wearing anything under it, so the sudden cold to your body is a bit obvious, as the small buds of flesh on your chest harden.>What an exhilarating sight.>It doesn’t seem to spare you one bit, hands excitedly gliding over your chest, thumbs brushing over the firm flesh.>More fear radiates from you, and it seems to love it.>Satisfied with the affect it’s having on your innocent body.>Its hands trail lower again, pinching and plucking at your underwear, a problem for it, protection for you.>But that doesn’t last for long as its fingers find the thinner fabric around your hips, slowly and terrifyingly pulling them down, exposing more of your soft, sensitive skin.>More small sounds leave you, grand music to its ears, enjoying your fear, enjoying your trepidation.>Once it’s satisfied with pulling your panties down, its focus is set on your area.>The area your parents drilled inside your possibly hollow head that nobody ever should EVER touch.>So like the good girl you are, you attempt to cover your soft parts with your hands, but it doesn’t seem pleased with that.>Gently, but firmly, it’s gloved hands come to your wrists, pulling them away, and pinning them both above your head in one of its.>Making sure you know this is happening.>It’s free hand begins to explore the newly exposed area, slowly tracing one of its fingers down your outer labia. >the warmth of your soft parts seep into its cold hands, and before you cold react two of its gloved fingers sink into you.>Being small and dry down there, it’s only natural that it hurts like hell.>You try to scream again, but it seems to somehow know, quickly planting its free hand on your mouth again, definitely not happy.>Especially with the growl like gurgles that seem to leave its throat after.
>>552539940>But that doesn’t seem to last long, as its fingers begin to move, slowly, in and out, before it forces them inside as far as they’ll go, and begin to separate them in a scissoring motion.>Before almost pulling them out, it seems to angle them up slightly, exploring your insides.>Once it finds that spongy spot inside, it begins to rapidly press into it over and over, like pressing a doorbell at record speeds.>Another distorted laugh leaving it at the small pleasured sounds that leave you.>After a second more of this it rips its fingers from out of you, removing the hand from you mouth, to set both on your shoulders, pulling you closer,>under it even.>You get a closer look at what its torso looks like, you can’t see much but you’re sure you see more teeth..?>But they aren’t sharp like the ones on its face, alarming you further.>You try to turn your head to its side, to block everything out that’s happening.. maybe you should’ve just gone back to sleep, but it has other plans.>You feel one of its hands reach your face again, firmly grabbing your jaw and bringing your head back closer to it, its own face.>Forcing you to look at it.>Before something catches your eye, you never felt it, but there happens to be something.. slightly wet on your stomach.>Like a weird tentacle, that is also staining your displaced white pajamas black in spots.>It moves, angling itself lower, which also moves the tentacle.>Lower to your soft areas.>But it seems to hesitate?>Considering something, possibly the size difference between the both of you.>But the thought doesn’t linger as the flesh around your waist suddenly tightens again, making it hard to breathe, before it surprisingly… retracts back into its mouth..?>Something doesn’t add up but.. nothing does in its situation. >It seems to loom its head over you, greatly loving the fear that radiates from you when it gets close, lowering to one of your shoulders.
>>552540236>And without warning its sharp teeth sinks into your shoulder, drawing out meager amounts of blood.>And to its displeasure you make a bit of a loud sound, but that’s okay.>It trails sick kisses down from your bitten shoulder to your tummy, where it bites again, viciously lapping up the blood that leaks out, smearing some on its face.>But that is the least of its worries right now.>Your heart begins to beat faster as its face gets closer to yours, licking one of your cheeks, you need to vomit.>Anything.>Something.>But nothing happens, it seems content, before lowering its attention, it seems it must assist a bit.>It makes sure you hold eye contact with it as it stains and scoops up your blood with its gloved fingers, and bringing them down back to your soft area.>You flinch as you feel your own now cold blood be lathered onto your genitals. >Almost roughly now.>A contrast to its caring, almost gentle behavior before, almost like it’s trying to rush this interaction now.>Once it’s satisfied it lowers itself one more time.>It’s face too close to yours, but it seems to like that, it’s long round nose presses against yours, and it chuckles, a low gravelly sound.>Before without any warning, that weird tentacle from earlier presses against you.>Your soft area to be exact, without any mercy it grinds quite roughly against you, coating its own genitals with your blood.>Making sure you feel every last bit of it.>After all your fear is what it truly wants.>You begin to feel new and unfamiliar tingling sensations in your stomach, and against your will you seem to make sounds. >weird sounds.>And it seems to return them in odd distorted chuckles and grumbles, its eyes never leaving yours. >Just as you feel you’re going to.. pee.>Oddly and embarrassingly enough, but you’re too scared to vocalize this.>But as always, it just so happens to know.
>>552540586>Maybe you were being too loud, or your body was convulsing slightly too much, but it seems to take initiative.>You try to actually scream this time, but alas, it’s hand silences you again.>It refuses to let you ruin this moment for it.>To let you deny it.>And slowly, it begins to push forward.>Inside you.>Your chest begins to rise and fall more rapidly as pain sparks from your groin, your vagina struggles to accommodate and stretch around it, and you feel something tear down there, making you feel sick.>Dread swirls with more pain within the pit of your stomach, and as if there even is more room inside of you,— it pushes further even more.>You can even hear its sickly and distorted growls and gurgles as it thrusts forward.>Hilting itself inside you.>You can feel your tears begin to build up in your eyes again, falling like little dewdrops.>Something very important has been taken from you.>But even as you are barely able to latch onto that thought, it begins to move within you.>Slowly at first, but it seems to crave more, dragging its tendril like length halfway out of you, just to push it all back in.>Basically torture for you.>But your pain is its pleasure.>And your pained whimpers from underneath its hand, and those involuntary movements seem to spur it on further, its movements becoming more rough, almost feral.>The only sound from underneath your bed are your tiny sounds, its quiet distorted growls, and the disgusting wet sound of your bodies colliding.>Of it abusing your body.>It removes the hand from off of your mouth just to replace it with its own, its filthy sharp yellow teeth clinking against your own flat ones.>And yet somehow its movements seem to grow faster, more urgent.>God how you wished your parents checked up on you just a tiny bit more during the night.>Without even knowing why, you begin to tense up, feeling like your groin is melting against the creature’s.
>>552541050>And it in turn seems to release gross snarls and pleasured unintelligible murmurs into your mouth, fueled by your warm tightness, and how your walls clamp and flutter around it.>Finally it releases your mouth, just to replace it with its gloved thumb.>It looks like it wants to speak, however deciding not to.>Continuing to thrust savagely inside you, chasing its own peak.>Until eventually. >Sickeningly enough, you begin to feel warm fluid entering your insides, even so its movements don’t halt.>It grinds deep inside you, ensuring every drop is deposited inside your little self.>Its eyes still never leave yours.>Its hand loses interest in your mouth and both begin to caress down to your tummy.>Seemingly proud of something.>Something you have no clue of.>Perhaps that’s for the best.OOOOYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOS XHE'S PREGNANT>After what seems to be minutes, it pulls out, granting you some sort of relief. >More bile seems to rise to your throat as you can even hear the bubbling of fluid as it gushes out of you, making the creature giggle almost.>And to your surprise, it pushes you away, and out from underneath the bed.>It’s entertained enough tonight.>You can still see its yellow eyes locked onto your own as just barely in the darkness from under your bed it seems to be.. waving..?>However you don’t wait to confirm it, the eyes disappear and you take that as a sign from the universe to flee, trembling and limping ever so slightly as you run to your parents room.>Assuming this isn’t some sick nightmare after all.The End.
>>552538725>>552538603This is canon to Joe's Soulless Sonic universe, if you don't believe me, you can send him a link to the story on AO3 and he'll confirm that it is indeed a major part of his planned story arc for the Guardians
>>552541640Someone do this the next time he inevitably starts another Troonsky Q&A
>>552541908 (Me)Yes that would mean throwing away any semblance of human understanding and making an account
Hey man, you can't discuss creepypastas... that's what the Jews want you to do...
>>552537784I just found what might be a goldmine of autism porn kinonot just one, not just two, but around TWELVE different Sonic.exe / Thomas the Tank Engine yaoi crossover fics.Could this be the answer to /exeg/'s content drought?
Thoughts on vessels?
>>552547789The concept of vessels is so fucking retarded I swear
>>552547789
>>552548782 (Me)https://nitter.com/billy_t_gout/status/1865113700991984012 He said it best
>>552547789>his husband>female vesselthis feels like fetish projection
>>552549412?
>>552549518https://nitter.net/billy_t_gout/status/1865113700991984012
Fuck thishttps://x.com/billy_t_gout/status/1865113700991984012
>>552541327>OOOOYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOS XHE'S PREGNANTkek
>we have a /vt/fag among us
https://youtu.be/kLJ7G_QBPvE?si=kgqL84FAFiUnbsG_>he's still using this ugly ass art style and format for analog horrorI don't know if I've set my expectations too high or VL has suffered from artistic stagnation.
Bump
What if Sonic.exe was locked and betrayed in NoEnd House?
What would /exeg/ analog horror look like?
It's interesting how the Mandela Catalogue disappeared entirely even after the author was vindicated
>>552565941It's more than likely discontinued.
>>552538716everytime somebody whines about "reddit spacing", im reminded of an image
What would the analog horror for this game look like?
>>552571015Top Man implies the existence of Bottom Man
>>552571015Kevin Nash?
>>552558642Kill all Vibingzoomers
TAILS DOLL IS HIDING IN MY WASHING MACHINE WHAT DO I DO
>>552575291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05CuUeG-8dw
Cytube?
>>552578853sureTotal Recall in an hourcytu be /r/exegarbage
What if Ian Flynn and Sonic.exe were chained together at their legs and had to travel together through a giant obstacle course to retrieve the key to the chain from a wizard? Could they overcome their differences on this adventure? What comic mischief might come their way? Answer in full sentences for credit.
>>552580045Who's the wizard? This is important data for me if I'm to properly answer
>>552580238He's a creepypasta wizard from Creepypasta Town
>>552538725>>552539209My main idea for what hypothetical OSFX Guardians would be (emphasis on hypothetical, these aren't making it into a final version of the game because it wouldn't add anything and would just bloat it) consist of seven different entities, and out of those seven I only have like two good ideasSamael, Guardian of Rage would be based on SammyClassicSonicFan and would look like an anorexic Absolute Killer Croc, meaning his mouth goes the whole way down to his armpitsThe other one is the guardian of Idolatry, and it would be like CWC's Sonic Totem fused with one of those Old Testament child sacrifice altars, and it would represent his brand loyalty to the Sonic franchiseI still don't have a good name for it albeit
What if Sonic.exe fell in love with a woman who appeared to be thin to him alone but actually weighed 300 pounds?
>>552580797this is false, Sonic.exe would never fall in love with a woman
What if instead of releasing the next demo, OSF had a collab with a K-Pop group?
>>552584563Go back
>>552585551What if OSF X was in a boy band with Sark, JC Sonic.exe, Curse, and Sonic.RAW? Would they do a cover of the songs from that one animated Netflix movie? Would this count as OSF's K-Side soundtrack?
>>552585805Stop spamming
>>552586771What if OSF X had his own movie? What genre would it be? Who would direct it?
>>552588187I said stop spamming
>>552580797he's gay
>>552590313What if Sonic.exe died and Tails Doll had to puppet his body around to pretend he was alive?
>>552600984what if you get a new grift?
>>552602142Knock it off, already
>>552602561Ok
Should Ian Flynn rap battle against Sonic.exe?
>>552615128No, he shouldn't
>>552584563Gayy
What should /exeg/ sing?
>>552584563Oh i love kpop
>>552625317Gangster rap
>>552635784We are not singing nigger """"""""music""""""""
>>552635784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNdUMPr2IQE
>>552584563what if you stop spamming this shit on /funkg/? >>552636835
Good morning, exeg
>>552637550His hand always looked so ugly
>>552565941it really didnt though, its still going
>>552526458Me too
>>552657976Is this bitch a hermaphrodite orrr
Since you FAGGOTS keep letting the thread fall to page 9, I'm going to have to punish you and storytime more fanfiction slop. I hope you're happy
>>552670383WHO THE FUCK IS FAKER.ENT
>>552670383>Jake had gotten cocky. >He’d thought his speed had been enough. Had fled to a factory after a particularly damaging fight, to fix himself, if only partway.>But he’d gotten sloppy. He’d slowed, while the beast had no need to rest. It was here, when repairs were almost complete outside of the major ones (that being his eye, unfortunately. He never got the chance to repair it), that Faker had found him.>The fight was short, repairs almost-instantly undone by the sheer brutality, which wasn't normal. Something definitely pissed it off. Jake would’ve taunted if he had a mouth, but he didn’t, infuriatingly. >A clash ended, and then, they both charged. A simple, little shift->And time split in two, for a brief period.------------>Jake slammed into Faker’s more monstrous form, curling into a spindash midair, shredding its internals and leaving it collapsed on the floor.>He made to leave, turning, only for curiosity to overtake him.>The only closeups he had was during fights, and those were usually small, quick glimpses. As a result, he never got the opportunity to really look at it.>Jake stepped closer, noting the vantablack running down from its neck. It even ran all the way down to its heels, but it was thinner than at the chest.>Its fur had given way to…something that looked almost like strands. He could see exposed, dark flesh and black bone at its right elbow. Its quills looked almost comically short compared to how tall its body was.>Jake crouched near its head, poking at the eye. Was this its pupil? But where did the sclera go? Was its pupil always a sclera for the ruby-red eye that emerged when it got truly angry?>But his question was answered when he peeled back the brow.>The entire eye was its pupil, melted inward. >He edged his hand back, watching the eyelid droop again. He wasn’t a biology major, but this was just insanity. >If he wasn’t already interested in the other parts of Faker, he’d be running away.
>>552670690>He peeled back Faker’s gums, exposing the beginnings of sharp, bloodstained teeth that hypnotically gleamed. A particular thought arose, one where he could knock out all of them and remove a way to kill, because its teeth could bite through concrete, but it was near-immediately dashed because it’d just regenerate, like all the times he’d seen it do.>Part of him wanted to keep poking around. Another, larger part told the former to shut up and get running, because if Faker woke back up and discovered him poking around its body it would get pissed.>Well, more than normal.>Standing, he glared down at Faker, before turning, activating his thruster with a wince, and got pretty far before his heart threatened to give out, and the beast roared into the sky.------------>He slammed into steel, punching and kicking, more frantic than normal. He could not die here, he was sure of it, but that thing had gotten close, once.>Never again.>He had too many plans, too many things to do. The aggravating light whenever he found a new soul burned at his form, and that would be the first thing to go when he found a way to escape this reality. The…humans, his progenitor had called them, were only good for dying. >The thing collapsed to the ground, red eye dissipating into the inky black of its sclera. The contentless one made to slash it to bits, but stopped upon seeing its sclera."contentless one" kek>Its eyes were a beautiful eigengrau, obscuring damned electricity and things beneath its metallic skin, whenever he cracked the thing’s head open. Unable to bite clean through, he had to settle for tearing and clawing. >But that black…>Black was a beautiful color. He appreciated nothing but void, for of course, he was close to void. >It was his entire being, his nature. His “father”, damn him, had made him using his own voidmatter. >>552670469I guess that's the tag they use for EXE over there
>>552636743That's because your stupid ass only think about mumble rap and not the actual old school gangsta shit.
>>552671027>…Its chest was full of scars, obscured by the brown…tarp, thing, wrapped tightly around its chest. The beast felt…proud, upon seeing the scars. To know he had left such devastation, such marks upon his enemy.>Especially when there was a jewel, underneath the broken sapphire.>The first time the harbinger had tasted it, he had thought for but a moment, that he wanted more. But the other vessels’ were too plain. It stated it, but it never stopped it. >Claws rent steel skin and metallic insides, and beheld the jewel, beating furiously, red blood turning to soulmatter. With a single finger, he sliced off the tubes connecting the jewel to the insides, and held it up to the sky.>Hate emanated from him. Hate, and something else, something that pleased him. Satisfaction, perhaps? >No matter.>For now, he had won.This just reads like a fight scene from an adventure novel, yet the description talks about it as though these niggas are gay for each other. I guess one could interpret the part where he's poking and prodding at Faker's unconscious body as having some weird romantic undertones, but I don't really get it. This isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, so you've been spared this time I guess
>>552671289Well for a storytime "slop", this is decent. I guess its just another way to call them sworn enemies or some shit since Sonic and Metal Sonic are known rivals. Nothing to write home of, but serviceable.
>>552671289An ao3 sonic.exe story having substance is certainly surprising
How much would you donate to the OSF Patreon per month?
>>552671257We are still not singing nigger """"""""music""""""""
>>552671257Mumble rap hasn't been popular for over a decade
>>552212689this picture would make a victorian child die of a horrific epileptic seizure
This hellhole really did peak after 2023 didn't it
Shitposting aside, does anyone here have any real expectations for Sonic PC Port
>>552341556>Permanently a childToT
>>552690232I posted mine in the previous thread
>>552690232>Bad posts aside, let's talk about our fervent hopes for the e-celeb recolor walking simulator
>>552547789Hottest shit ever.
>>552692056Do any of you ever want to talk about anything at all?
Parasite Tower status?
>>552692348I talk about lots of things. I'm making fun of you for complaining about other posts being bad while attempting to initiate Sonic.exe FNF recolor discussion
>>552692480>FNF out of nowhere
>>552692669>Lord X
>>552692792I'm not talking about FNF, I'm talking about PC Port. That's like trying to discuss expectations about Replay and derailing the conversation to make it about FNMOM just "because."
>>552693050The creators of PC Port have spent years doing FNF mods. To this day, they continue to work on FNF mods. Lord X's most recent Content was an album by an FNF composer who does FNF with lyrics videos. Lord X's official render is an FNF sprite with the microphone edited out. I, and 90% of everyone on this thread, only know PC Port through FNF. To compare this to NGC is extremely Jewish
>>552693656Well, I don't care. I was trying to start a discussion about the game. Not some shitty music.
>>552693882The game does not exist
>>552693938No shit. The question was about expectations for the game.
>>552694256If you have expectations for Sonic PC Port then you're a gay retard
>>552690232entertainmentthat's the one single thing that truly matters
What if Wendigoon made a Sonic.exe video essay featuring Judge Holden?
this is what we're storytiming next if you don't have actual conversations outside of just shamelessly bumping the thread
>>552702068>MarijuanaMy sense of humor is broken why did that make me laugh
>>552690232At the very least, interesting gameplay, at most, an interesting story to be just as infamous as the original
The words "what if" are just completely ruined for me now.
What if Suicide Squidward joined the Suicide Boys and became a breakout hip-hop sensation?
What if Funnymouth's mouth was a woman? Would it still be funny?
What if Happy Appy met the Annoying Orange?
KILL THIS FUCKING PLACE ALREADYEND IT END IT END IT FUCKING END IT
>>552708270Calm down, Anonymous.exe. I will call your nemesis, Anti-Anonymous.DLL, to put an end to your evil!
What if the protagonist from Quake fought both the Interloper and the Serverblight at the same time? Is he strong enough to win?
>>552680464I will force you to go through 24 hours of horrible rap music you god damn hillbilly
What if Mr. Widemouth developed a Roblox addiction?
What if Jeff the Killer said "what if Smile Dog fought Cujoh" and this, for some unfathomable reason, made Slender Man really angry? Who would win the proceeding fight?
What if Goku canonically existed in the Gemini Home Entertainment universe?
Words cannot begin to describe how fucking pathetic this is. How the hell did it get this bad?
I don’t think this general suffered long enough.
Potential GeneralAlways "What if" but never "What is"
Why are you guys getting mad at my on-topic posts? Are you Ian Flynn shitposters or something?
What if Clockwork was Dio Brando's girlfriend?
We shitposted to the point that we're just pissing off each other with our different shitposts while the others got into the crossfire. What are we even doing?
What if Ticci Toby was actually Toby Turner?
I will initiate Sonic.exe recolor discussion. Just for fun! Watch me.
>>552709321Nothing for the sake of boredom and multiple layers of irony. There's nothing else. No writefags, artfags, or even devfags. There's only 1-2 retards spamming AI generated hypotheticals to bump the thread and failing. There's nowhere else to go from here. OSF is all exeg has. Once that's done, what else is there?
>>552709732Hey, faggot, these are NOT AI generated. This is all my own human creativity. I know YOU have to use ChatGPT to write posts with more than 3 words, but that doesn't mean the rest of us do!
>>552709732>No writefags, artfags, or even devfags.What's stopping you?
>>552710047Lack of motivation.
>>552710179you could at least aura farm and say this general doesn't deserve your talent
>>552710413This general doesn't deserve my talent.
>>552710476attaboy
>>552710413You have to understand that it's frustrating to even "want" to contribute to a general filled with shitposters that will lash out at any attempt to do anything, even drawing for fun. >read a random story>get called a tranny>play something>get called a shill>draw fanart>get called an underage retardIt's a constant sequence of self-eating, never-ending misery
>>552711328I sometimes wonder if moderation should just prevent this generalI know they can, it just probably isn't enough of a problem
>>552711934It's a mystery, but I think the mods aren't fixated on /vg/ because it's not as active as /v/. Also, when it comes to content, it's easier to stick to a mindset about doing what you want and not worrying about trying to satisfy a bunch of anonymous retards on /vg/. It's safe to say that's why 90% of drawfags left.
>>552709897got caught with the hand in the cookie jar eh?
been away for a few days, did i miss anything or not?
>>552719346Not really
Have sex /exeg/
>>552724981With who
>>552719196I could go for a cookie right now
I don't wanna Jeff the Kill anymoreI wanna Jeff the Hug
>>552709732>>552711328>>552712457If you're gonna throw a pity party, you might as well do everyone a favor and blow your brains out.>"Boo hoo! All the content makers left! I tried to my best to save this general but the shitposters are too evil! Feel bad for me!"It's funny how easily you toss OSF aside. Sure, the video game general has a video game, but we lost all the mediocre artists who wanted to draw their recolor fighting Sonic.exe, so it's just too great of a loss. This general can only be saved by terrible artists who repeat /exeg/ talking points that finally trickled down to Twitter. This general will only flourish if a 15-year-old comes here and posts his Guardian clones. I need a transexual e-celeb to post about how this place "be peak occasionally" and then a native /exeg/ transexual stalks his account to repost his "lit takes"
>>552743004This is the best you're gonna get https://x.com/Xray085/status/1996611310507749582
>>552711328You could OWN those shitposters epic style by drawing the best art
>>552743004>boo hoo i want you to make terrible shitposts with me stop missing terrible artfags
>>552756160If you draw me creepypasta artwork right now that's truly sincere and from the heart, regardless of quality, then you will have owned me
>>552323112Ok.
>>552694256>The question was about expectations for the game.>expectations>for PC PortNIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!
>>552712457Those 90% of drawfags are either pedophiles or trannies thoughbeit
>>552756424youve been owned by others long ago and yet you refuse to cope. curious
>>552692056>>552693656>>552757560PC Port is good and you niggers are just jealous. Normal people have heard of and like PC Port while only retards know what OSF is.
>>552759279jewish propaganda
>>552757560exeg has to be the only place on /vg/ where asking a normal on-topic question can be twisted into some kind of offense
>>552760115probably has something to do with the content itself, still, we chose to come here, so there's no point in complaining.
>>552759279Not even a goldfish would fall for your bait
>>552690232i expect nothing of the story except for it being upsettingly pompous and insistent upon itselfbut as a horror game im hoping theres SOMETHING here at least visually
>>552761291>>552759739Cope. If OSF is so much better than PC Port, why is PC Port more popular? Why do only retards care about your shitty rage game?
I Wanna Be The Ordinary Sonic
>>552768249because people have dogshit taste? easy
>>552771328osf is just a remake of a rom hack of sonic 1 that has sonic.exe. i would've played hellfire saga if i want a sonic game with horror elements
>>552772067then play it?
>>552772462posting while im playing it as we speak
>>552772658Live screenshots or youre a black >person
>>552773495>Live screenshots or youre a blackbe silent now boy
>>552775265Bro has been on the first act of the first zone for over 30 minutes
>>552779672a black man had btfo the naysayers without saying a single word or posting anymore screenshots we live in a society
>>552768249>If the Dark Knight is so much better than Avengers Endgame, why is Avengers Endgame more popular?
>>552711328None of this is actually discussing creepypasta. You are an Alzheimer's patient with the way you pick-and-choose. This happens a hundred times where somebody analyzes an exeg creepypasta and it gets no substantive reply. Not even OSF actually get discussed as YouTube commentators provide better discussion than you. When actual content that isn't a reference sheet gets posted here, you throw it aside for more PC Port Bluesky threads. You are the problem
>>552783915The problem is that no one here knows how to cut loose and have fun in a way that makes sticking around here worth it. And what's happening right now at this very moment is proving exactly that. It's fucking boring. Shitposting about Joe's retarded lore and laughing at it sounds much more entertaining than what's going on right now.
>>552785537>Shitposting about Joe's retarded lore and laughing at it sounds much more entertaining than what's going on right now.Wow, you like shitposting about Sonic.exe recolors but not shitposting about real creepypastas like Ben Drowned. I know what you are
>>552785751There's a clear difference. Shitposting about sonic.exe makes me laugh. Shitposting about Ben drowned makes me depressed.
>>552786646So, instead of "what if Ben Drowned participated in a triathlon", I should instead post "what if Yokubo ran into Deceiver at the top floor of the glory hole club"?
>>552786838what's stopping you from doing both and more?
>>552786838You're misinterpreting my point. It's entertaining to laugh at shitty lore. It's depressing to talk about the fall off of a beloved creepypasta.
>>552787240Well, you guys are complaining about it. And I live to please
>>552787480I find it depressing to talk about the fall off of my favorite creepypasta Lord X. I mean, he could have been so peak. There was so much potential. Listen to Trichael, to Joyous, to Cycles with Lyrics, and it's like, wow, this guy is really profound and I can't wait to see him in a real game. But now I can't see him in a real game, and they're spoiling everything on BlueSky! It's fucking bullshit! I found all the easter eggs in SONIC 2011 for this shit? It could have been REAL horror, that cast off the cringe bullshit and tapped into the real potential of being trapped by an evil Sonic fan, but they fucking added Undertale references! They aren't even gonna have real Sonic gameplay! It's fucking BULLSHIT!!
SoHuhGuysThe Creator of Mario The Music Box burned an apartment, which killed a man and severely burned anotherShe's in prision right nowAll I'm saying right now isThat woman is not right in the head
>>552788253I doubt anyone here thought lord x had potential
>>552788497I would believe this but you need to post proof
>>552788734>On December 18th 2025 1:45am there was a fire at her residence. At this residence resided Jessica, the two males, a mother and her daughter and Jessica's dog.>At the time, two men were severely burned and needed to be taken to hospital ASAP, one was air lifted. The mother, the child and the dog were unharmed. Jessica also went to hospital as she suffered burns on the right side of her body however she was also under custody whilst being taken and at the hospital. >The reason for this is because the fire was seen as suspicious rather than an accident. It was believed to be intentional. Over the next few days an investigation was opened to find out what started the fire and the reasoning behind this. The Arson and Explosives Squad were the ones investigating this.>Over the next few days/weeks there was information being drip fed and being changed as we tried to actually get confirmed details on what was going on. Only until a few days ago police finally published a statement on how bad everything actually was.>Jessica appeared in court on the 3rd of January 2026 with several charges placed against her. She is being charged or Murder, Attempted Murder, Arson, Property damage and many more charges. I'm going to spoiler this next part as it describes the actual alleged crime and it can be quite triggering to many people. It was alleged that she poured an accelerant or a flammable liquid over the male and setting hit alight. Jessica had admitted over the phone that she indeed do this and had attempted to justify it.>One of the males who had suffered burns had passed away and it was believed to be the father of the daughter but I have not personally been able to confirm this.>So what's next for Jess at this point? She's behind bars until her next court hearing in May.This is from the discord server right fucking now.It's real. CorpseSyndrome went off the deep end.
>>552788497>>552788902Another Impasta W! SMGDS nation takes another dub!
>>552788497After playing and experiencing that feverdream of a game, I can say I'm not surprised that this would happen.
>>552788902>It was alleged that she poured an accelerant or a flammable liquid over the male and setting hit alight. Jessica had admitted over the phone that she indeed do this and had attempted to justify it.What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck She pulled an IRL jeff the killer
>>552788902Sexy
>>552789295It all comes together, because when that one anon live played the game it was so boring that it made me want to Go To Sleep
>>552788497>>552788902Every time I hear news about Mario The Music Box is always about how deranged the creator is, which is fitting since the fangame she made is the one where Mario fucking dies after trying jump a pit.She was ticking bomb since the fucking start.
>>552788902>>Jessica also went to hospital as she suffered burns on the right side of her body however she was also under custody whilst being taken and at the hospital.So you're telling me she's Two-Face now. The chick who made Mario and the Music Box is Two-Face. 2026 is off to an amazing start
>>552789658On the bright side her shitty art might be replaced unless the remake gets canceled
>>552788497>>552788902Happy 10th Anniversary I guess.
>>552788902If you could had saved her from herself, would you /exeg/?
>>552788902Is this the Slenderman Stabbing of the Mario Creepypasta community?
>>552790947Yes. And potentially rpg maker horror.
>>552788902Luigikid Gaming is in shambles right now.
>>552790947>The Mario: The Music Box fire incident
>>552788902Oh wow.Marco Antonio really dodged a plane crash by not adding Mario The Music to the Mario's Madness mod update.
>>552791552What if M&TMB is secretly her manifesto?
>>552792605about what exactly?
>>552792605More like her Suicide NoteA really, REALLY elaborate Suicide Note
>>552792308>"How can I bring up an FNF mod and an FNF e-celeb?"
>>552788902This is horrible yet I'd still fuck Alice anyway
>>552788902Do Mariofags really? You don't see Sonicfags pulling up something like this.
>>552793252Based>>552793646She allegedly killed a kid's dad as a result of the fire.
>>552788497>The Creator of Mario The Music Box burned an apartmentWHAT?
>>552785751Jokes on you, I like to shitpost about everything creepypasta related because it cheers me up.
>>552793252You know that Alice Music Box is basically a self insert of CorpseSyndrome right
>>552788902Today I will remind /exeg/ about CorpseSyndrome's room (before it was burnt to a crisp):
>>552789658>>552789940>creator had severe mental problems>she burned half of her face from an extreme event>she underwent a Two-Face originthe shouldnt be funny at all but the irony is killing me
>>552795319God damn.Imagine the smell of all that crap burning.
>>552795732Fried cum
>>552795319god i can smell the onions
>>552788902>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AibtyCAhyQE
>>552796039eh same shit
>>552788902
>>552788902>Jessica had admitted over the phone that she indeed do this and had attempted to justify it.I knew she was insane but god damn
>Fire Upon the Mushroom Kingdom - Ordinary NSMB Fangame (Side A)
>>552797040cant wait for someone to make a fnf mod song about this
>Riba manipulates Mario into being used for the ritual, stating that if he gives up his body for Alice, Riba will protect Luigi from her wrath. Mario agrees to make the sacrifice to save his brother. Meanwhile, Layla tells Luigi about the ritual currently happening and Luigi rushes to stop it. Riba suggest Luigi leave, letting the ritual take its course. Rather than choosing to stay and face off against Malice when the ritual is completed, Luigi chooses the coward's way out and walk away.>Luigi, questioning his decision, wanders the caverns. Eventually, he stumbles upon the exit and heads back to the Mushroom Kingdom to get extra help and begin a rescue mission to save Mario, but it's too late. He discovers the sky is red and the landscape is ravaged in fire. Layla mocks Luigi for his cowardice, stating that he had caused the end of the world. Alice, puppeteering Mario's body, successfully spread her curse and plunged the world into apocalypse. Luigi is left in tears, devastated on what his choice cost the world.The tragedy ending is canon
>>552788497>>552788902I mean it was clear she wasn't right in the head but holy fuck
>>552797040It better sound similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv8H32tIcg0
>>552797898Meant for >>552797404
>>552788902she attempted to kill herself MULTIPLE timesIt is only NOW did she actually end her life, but nooooooo she also had to take someone else's with her too
>>552798328I think she's in prison now
>>552794818Does that make Jessica a kek just like Alice?
>>552798602She isshe (allegedly) has a court hearing in a few months and will stay in jail for the time being
>>552790141But why though? Mario The Music Box is a product of mental illness and nothing else, there is no reason to "continue development" to what is essentially an elaborate Suicide Note. If anything Team Ari should just dip and make something actually original away from this autism project which has ended the life of someone.
>>552799343Remind me again why it's a suicide note? I haven't played the game in years, so I don't remember much of it.
>>552795352She should start flipping a mario coin like Two-Face
>>552799512Mario music box was originally made as a venting outlet. That's obviously a redflag that Corpse wasn't right in the head.
>>552797898>I wanna be immortal>Like a God in the sky>This world is in a losing game>But if the earth ends in fire>And the seas are frozen in time>There'll be just one survivor>The memory that I was yours>I wanna mean something to somebody else>I just wanna be able to say>That I have lived my life, life>Jessica wrote these lyricsJesus christ. She really just needed to have a man loving her to avoid all of this.
>>552799343For something that's something to vent, I really think passing ownership is stupid to do. This is clearly a passion project that she created, so let it end with her.
>>552799712you don't call yourself corpsesyndrome if you're normal
>>552799897>what lack of dicks does to a woman
>>552799934Actually her previous alias was just Mario-Friend9, she still has a deviantart toohttps://www.deviantart.com/corpsesyndrome/gallery/all?order=newest
>>552800213>summer aliceanyway, this is the most old devianart thing ever, nice.
>>552800213>we could been graced with Bowser appearing in The Music Box if she didn't go murderous modeNow THAT would been sight
>>552800637For some reason Bowser is just... never ever acknowledged in the game. It's really weird.
>>552800637>>552800950>bowser watches as Mario and Luigi are dumped into a masion filled with ghosts of OCs where they die in horrible ways and act like a pair of wimps
>>552800637>Tragedy ending is canon>Then Bowser comes in, enraged at Alice being a cunt by possessing Mario and ending the Mushroom Kingdom>It's a boss fight; if bowser losses he dies as is usual in The Music Box games (he thinks of his son) and if bowser wins he whoops Alice's ass and burns down her house as revenge
The more you acknowledge The Music Box games takes place in the MARIO universe the more it falls apart.
>>552800637>>552801446>>552802014Bowser hates when other villains step into his territory, the Mushroom Kingdom is HIS to conquer and his alone. He would 1000% just rape Alice to death as punishment for interfering with his schemes to kidnap the princess and rule the kingdom
>>552802326Yeah, they take place in their own little bubble that is a distortion of the Mario universe to fit with the author's fantasies.
>>552788497>>552788902The year just started for god's sake.What the fuck is going on.
>>552803618It was her destiny.>pic not related to current subject
>
>>552804825revenge porn
>>552804825Drawfags get to it
>>552799897Not likely.The man who died in the fire was the father of jessica's daughter.
>>552788902How's the discord server reacting right now?
>>552806536is she beautiful or does she look like your average middle-aged fat karen?
>>552806684I seen someone type CorpseHusband
>>552806819See for yourselffhttps://twitter.com/CorpseSyndrome/status/1719308354437394930?t=TxVHIx8IpNIYhHMVhhnbgQ&s=19
>>552807862She looks like a female meximutt GEEEEEEEEG
>>552807862...well that`s about what i expectedman im dead
>>552806684The creator of the thing they're a fan of commited arson and took the life of a man.Tell me how would (You) feel if something like that happend with what (You) like.
>>552807862hmwellmaybe if i'd had a few drinks
>>552807862>Literally just female movie bobI shouldn't be laughing because this australian cunt killed a man with fire but fuck man this is just absurd
>>552807862>this thing had a daughter>and yet she still killed the father and burned her houseit just doesn't make sense.
>>552807862Jesus no wonder she couldn't get any dick
>>552809362Apparently Jessica is bisexual and has a "wife", said "wife" was the one who announced the murder and arson.The man apparently was the biological father of the daughter she actually adopted into her care with her "wife".So I speculate that CorpseSyndrome killed the father of her adoptive daughter in a screwed reasoning to be her only mother and the one she should only love, or some crazy justification like that, I dunno I'm not a criminal detective.Still the whole situation is extremely fucked up, I haven't seen something of this caliber or insanity in a while.
>>552788902Oh god I think I found the news report.https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jan/02/woman-charged-over-fatal-melbourne-house-fire-ntwnfb>18th DecemberIt's fucking real, oh my god it's fucking real.
>>552811609>29-year-old woman>29-year-old>That means she made the music box games when she was 19 years oldDamn
>tranny e-celeb drama sped up this generalYeah, I'm thinking we're back
Well. This thread sure did take a sharp turn.
>>552812245>murder and arson>tranny e-celeb dramaanon.........
>>552811609This is probably someone else. Corpse's irl name is Jessica iirc.
>>552812469Yes, it was done by a transexual e-celeb, so it's tranny e-celeb drama. How are you this stupid?
>>552812617Isn't she a dyke?
>>552812617>>552812245Whiner
>>552812503>This is probably someone else.>Emergency services were called to reports of a fire and people injured at Sunburnt Circuit in Clyde North, 46km south-east of the Melbourne CBD, about 1.45am on 18 December.>1:45am on 18 December.>Two men, aged 46 and 44, were taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries, with the 44-year-old dying from his injuries later that day. A woman was hospitalised with non-life-threatening injuries, the ABC reported.>Police said two other people inside the property at the time, a 43-year-old woman and an 11-year-old girl, were not physically injured during the incident.It's lines up with >>552788902 exactly, this is Jessica's murder news report.
>>552812676Again, how are you this stupid? Her being a dyke does not mean she isn't also a transexual>>552812728You were breaking down about this general dying because of evil shitposters and now you're salivating at the mouth to discuss tranny e-celeb drama
>>552798328>>552797873>>552793252>A huge wave of molested reaction images is arriving!
Uh, creepypastas?
the fun police are here
>>552813024Do you not understand what transexual means? If she didn't chop her tits off or start putting he/him pronouns in her bio, she's not a tranny, just an obese brown lesbian mutt. It's like transexual is the only pejorative you know
>>552813024It was dying because it was boring.
>>552788902>>Jessica had admitted over the phone that she indeed do this and had attempted to justify it.She's mental.
>>552813497I don't know, Anonymous. Can you click on this link and tell me what's there?https://corpsesyndrome.newgrounds.com/
>>552814130
>>552814130Mr Anonymous, I implore you to take a look at >>552807862's link before you make further statements.
>>552814130>Non-binaryACK!
>>552814130knowing the bizarre themes and narratives of mario music box that don't even fucking feel natural, yeah this tracks.
>>552807862Would
>>552815286NIGGA...
>>552815286Enjoy your funeralOh wait, you won't, because you'd die in a fire
>>552815987And he'd get stabbed in the heart, and he'd get shot and expire
>>552816216You're supposed to reference *FNF* lyrics, not FNAF lyrics
>>552816353sorry, i dont know what i was thinking...
>>552814130she did not get any transsexual surgery so she's not trans. she's just a woman having extra steps you dumbass nigger
>>552821348>you need surgery to be trans/exeg/ bros, are all the famous creepypasta tranny e-celebs not trannys?
What if the true Sad Satan was actually OSF?
>>552822402let me put this in a way you can understand: are you the "you dont need dysphoria to be trans" type?
I found something, I dunno if it counts as a creepypasta but its probably the first time I seen someone use a RTS game to make a "spooky" serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vEfOvQCcno
>>552823348I am the "if you openly say you are trans, you are a tranny" type, and do not believe in the weird goalpost moving you are doing
>>552822458sa1 modding is right your alley
>>552825061how would that work to make horror out of RTS game? im honestly lost with the attempt on what it's trying to showcase if its about losing someone in war or fighting to your last breath
>>552814130so non binary equals trans now?
>>552825481>im honestly lostMaybe its my fault because I posted something in the middle of the "series" without proper contexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77crE9cMvAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCdNtQ9Moighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut2BJT5kpQ8I believe it's more something along the lines of "never ending cycle" and "loneliness in a dead game genre" because RTS are so niche something like existing at is an anomaly
Dude, she won't fuck you she's DEAD
>>552825061>>552825836>Russian Supreme Commander Horror SeriesHow the fuck did you find this?
>>552825352>weird goalpost moving you are doingunless you can explicitly find the part where she calls herself trans or had been considering transitioning even if it falls under the same umbrella, thats not how it works
>>552825836When you put it like that, it starts to be more clear. It seems like the robotic mech is in an endless cycle of fighting since that's what it knows best, and when its all done it just doesn't know what else to do since it'll be all alone. Deep in the abyss. It's not bad.
>>552826509It just appeared in my recommendations out of nowhereIt was this video that sent me this russian thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG17BYJPzS0I watched it out of curiosity and I had no idea what I was looking at and now I'm sharing it with this place
>>552825061>>552825836>>552827413Honestly out of all Strategy Games you could possibly use for something like this, Supreme Commander is a great choice. The inhuman nature of the game and the massive scale battles allow for really creative visuals.The self-awareness moments and 4 wall breaking are also a neat touch.I applaud the originality of this russian.
>>552825061>>552825836>>552827413That this is done with just a Cinematic Camera Mod and an editing program is unreal. I played Supreme Commander before but never thought something like this could be done with the game.
What if Jane the Killer and Slendrina went together to a female exclusive hot spring, causing Jeff the Killer and Slenderman to spend 24 minutes teaming up to try a variety of ways to sneak into the hot spring enclosure so they could look at the women and go SUGOIOO and then they were shot into the sky by their giant nosebleeds and there was a twinkle in the sky as they went into the distance and then Jane the Killer looked at the camera and winked?
>The burning music box incident
>>552827413>check channel>half uploads are about this "my story" series he's doing with supreme commander>other half are shitposts meme videos in the same gameyep, this guy is based
Day 2 of asking DaemonHatcher to make an SRB2 styled OSF X sprite
Sorry anons.We only talk about sonic.exe here.
>>552825061These views are on the fucking floor, the most popular just being 2.3k views and the channel only has 400 something subs. You are a really lucky to have managed to bump into this by accident.
>>552827413i feel weirdly interested on how this thing will continue, like how this author is trying to make me feel sentimental for this blue mech with white markings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzbWTP8ZzM
I'm looking forward to seeing another mass reply deletion soon
>>552827413>"who are you speaking to?">"to the only one who still hears"okay that's neat
>>552827413I think I get that ending, every single time the blue mech dies he's sent to this white void and pic is the "one who still hears" because its the same robot which is used as the channel's icon and the one controlling that white void.Thus one of these incarnations of the blue mech managed to break away from this purgatory which is the one watching as his past selves die constantly either by exploring the limits of this "game's" reality or just being eliminated by his own hands in attempt to "fill the void at any cost".It's quite interesting for a russian "creepypasta" rts series.
>>552827413>My Story>Look inside>Actually is His Story
>>552834889Like poetry
>>552834889>Thus one of these incarnations of the blue mech managed to break away from this purgatory which is the one watching as his past selves die constantly either by exploring the limits of this "game's" reality or just being eliminated by his own hands in attempt to "fill the void at any cost".You're correct as it seems that incarnation which broke away from the cycle seems to be an antagonistic from on now after the "My Story" video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdT6hQIiA8
>>552835395Russian Poetry, to be specific.
>>552827413>7:22-8:32That sequence is the highlight to me in this "short film", the visuals and the cryptic dialogue between the ACU (the name of this type of mech in the game [I searched up the supreme commander wiki]) and whatever he's speaking is too enhances the vibes. The sequence where everythign is red around 3:05-4:45 is also great, huge apocalyptic vibes from all that battling.Quite the neat little thing you found here anon.
>>552835981this feels like the kind of ARG series waiting for someone to make a video essay talking about it and giving their own interpretation of what happens and then gets popular enough it creates a niche fandom dedicated to it.
>>552831395why is sonic.exe so lame.
>>552835981>a number is the only way to measure silenceain't that the truth
>>552840109because either a, exe fans don't care about actually making something scary, or b, they overdo it and it becomes laughably bad
>>552835981kino schizo seriesthanks for sharing it with us anon
Should Ian Flynn write a Zelda.exe story?
>>552301692Then thread will die
>>552829550
>>552862520Go back
>>552840109why is this general so lame?
>>552871683it's the equivalent of a discord dedicated shitposting channel but it's still stuck to a single topic so there's no variation in it
>>552854602I think you should write an essay to explain why you're obsessed with that fat fuck
>>552831185I'm getting turbofiltered by trying to use the official palette in addition to just the style in generalThis shit fucking sucks, I'm never trying this again
>>552874135Wow, you're a quitter. You're not ever going to improve if you just stop when things get hard
>>552874135my man it looks fine what the fuck are you talking about
>>552788497>>552788902https://x.com/GroundedBears/status/2008548357787316442The news has spread to xitterniggers
What if Slenderman fought Scissorman?
>>552795319>people thought this was "quirky" behavior and not genuine mental illnessThis bitch had so many red flags all over her that she might as well be the soviet union's flag
>>552828826The scale this game operates in also helps to bring this vibe of total destruction and despair.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPwyf0dFnMBasically each match map's eventually is littered with ruined metal carcasses, the size of a freight truck, a house, or up to a multi story building and even skyscrapers.
>>552788497>>552788902Is this shocking? Yeah.Is this surprising? No, we all knew Jessica would do something awful eventually, she did attempt killing herself before, twice even.However it now makes videos praising The Music Box as a "masterpiece" even more ironic.
>>552880631>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8hX4lM_6so
>>552885647>Flower of Hell>CorpseSyndrome is a HigurashifagOh for fucks sake...Now it all makes sense.
>>552874135No keep going this is looking good
>>552886069Hold on now, Higurashi is based. But it still adds up.
So what do you guys do here?I read this thread and still can't exactly tell
>>552890294talk about creepypasta related games or anything vidya arg related to pass the time. sometimes horror fangames.
>>552891462*try to but get overrun by ian flynn shitposting and irony poisoning
>>552890294It's an online daycare for the mentally impaired, who are known for their love of scary cartoon character stories
>>552891986Thread quality would improve dramatically if those things were removed entirely.
What if Photo-Negative Mickey bought real estate in the Backrooms?
>>552814130>>552822402>>552825352I can't think of something more unintentionally validating towards trannies you could do as someone that hates them than actually buying into non binary mental gymnastics as if it's a real way for a person to present themselves as and not some meaningless middle ground not even they fully understand how to showcase.
What if Granny banned Slenderman, her son-in-law, from family gatherings? How would Slenderman react?
>>552892656>>552893840You will never be Oneyplays
Penpal versus The Pancake Family. Who wins?
>>552894397Pancake Family is like 6 people and Penpal doesn't have the feats for that. Pancake Family low diff
>>552894397Did you even read either of those stories?
>>552894657Yes, which is why I have the authority to pose this scenario>>552894572Penpal has feats. He killed a cat once. The Pancake Family are FEATLESS jobbers
>>552894951Listen, faggot, the Pancake Family TANKED an industrial hydraulic press for 20 years. Think about the fucking zenkai boosts from that. They're small star level at least. Penpal JOBBED to a COFFIN. Pancake Family NO DIFF
>>552895479>Penpal JOBBED to a COFFINYou're a disingenuous brown clown, he lost ON PURPOSE. He's a free agent while Avery Driscoll is a literal KEKOLD as revealed in Pancake Family X Street Fighter 2
>>552895968>Pancake Family X Street Fighter 2You and I BOTH know that toilet paper is a non canon doujin. You know what is canon? Penpal getting KEKED by Veronica AND Josh
>>552874823Ehhhhhh, I just feel like the more I try to do it the worse it ends up looking
>>552896181>VeronicaPenpal was the BVLL. Josh is just your headcanon
>>552896328>Josh is just you-AIEEEE AIEEEEE WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME I'M GONNA DRESS YOUR FRIEND UP LIKE YOU TO COPE I'M GONNA ACK MYSELF TAKE THAT AIEÈÈÈÈÈ CÀŔÀMBÀKWAB
>>552896526Okay faggot, when Slimebeast finishes Creepy Clash VII then we'll see who jobs to Jimmy Prescott and who doesn't
>>552323112
>>552788497>>552788902it's realhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1JVJVgH0HREgPF8bnmkjdb9Sx5CfcF7YphPeK03JkS9E/edit?usp=drivesdk
>>552898612
>>552898612>After being told that “at least he had a daughter,” Corpse snapped and grabbed isopropyl alcohol and a lighter to threaten the man before throwing both onto him, setting him ablaze.Holy fuck >>552810928 was right.
What if Jane the Killer was my girlfriend and loved me very much?
>>552898612>Team Ari will still work on Mario The Music Box gamesWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS???????EVEN JC-THE-HYENA WASN'T THIS MUCH OF A FUCK UP
since we're all talking about corpsesyndrome right nowreminder that this was her last retweet before the she commit arson
>>552810928>So I speculate that CorpseSyndrome killed the father of her adoptive daughter in a screwed reasoning to be her only mother and the one she should only lovein other words, she is just a yandere
Do you guys write any stories? Do you have archive or something?
>>552900012FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARKSHE'S LITERALLY DID WHAT ALICE ADURAICE DOES IN HER OWN GAMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>552901371At the first post here but here you gohttps://rentry.org/4chanpastas
https://rentry.org/4chanpastashttps://rentry.org/anankegame
>>552896310you're too hard on yourself it looks fineany artstyle clashes may actually be fitting
oh my god he's really going to keep doing this until the thread is done
>>552902803it's an /exeg/ shitposter you're probably stuck with this for the lifetime of the general or at least a year
>>552902803This is one guy sporadically posting "Ok" between intervals as long as two hours and you're freaking out and crying about it. You're a retard and your histrionics are more obnoxious than any spammer could ever hope to be. Die
>>552903114>don't acknowledge the problem just let the retard shit on the floor and you'll be fine
>>552903114You were waiting to use this one huh
>>552900012Successful ragebait
>>552903394Yeah dude, pissing your pants and crying has a great track record for stopping internet trolls. You're a genius
>>552903405He definitely had this pre-written
>>552901596Yea, thanks should been looking better.
>>552902043It's not the artstyle clash but the proportionsIdeally, OSFX's mouth should be like that one image of 2017X with the smile, but it's really annoying to try and get right
>>552788497>>552788902>>552898612Another epic W for Australia and Mariofags.
>>550649926
>>552900701>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS???????They're genuinely mentally insane, all of them and they hang out in that discord server as a hug box where the users are safe and can feel validated and other parasocial crap (as usual for discord servers). The thing is that Corpse couldn't hold her madness anymore after all these years making this avoidable situation reach its tragic yet predictable conclusion.The most pessimistic thing about this is if CorpseSyndrome did get actual medical help instead of being a discord hug box and didn't act like an abusive lesbian cunt when she really needed it and had to all of this could been avoided.But we don't live in that timeline. Nor the one where she did actually kill herself instead of being sent to rot in jail.
What I find the most appalling about this whole corpsehusband fire thing is that she had an ADOPTED DAUGHTER. Why the fuck would anyone let a child under the care of a woman who has a EXTENSIVE medical history of being unstable.
>>552898612>a 15 year old girl>already with the whole they/them bullshitGod fucking damnit why is it always girls who fall for this garbage.
>>552898612>The reason I bring this up at all is because on 12/26/2025, I ended up having a mental breakdown Is there someone even sane in that madhouse?
>>552906979Imagine being that kidImagine going to school and getting picked on because you have two moms and one of them made an autistic mario creepypasta visual novelGenuinely what does one do in that situation other than kill themselves
>>552903394What does acknowledging the problem do? Yeah, man, if you whine enough, he's gonna stop. You show that spammer by crying!
>>552908976*autistic mario creepypasta rpg maker gameyour point still stands though
>>552908976>you have two moms and one of them made an autistic mario creepypasta visual novel*Had two moms, both of them being abusive lesbian (it always happens)One of them killed your real father and the other is unfit to take care of you so you end up just traumatized and waiting for someone take you away from that nightmareHonestly this would be kind of backstory you'd find in a raw RPG like Lisa The Painful
>>552908976>>552909558This is how you make a girl hate women and herself for life.
>>552908976>>552909558You could make a creepypasta out of this and be told that what you made is awful for being unrealistic and trying too hard to be edgy
>>552898612>I believe both Corpse and I are CSA survivors – something she has mentioned before publicly in the Team Ari server>she was also a rape victimits all makes sense nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI7mha_WdM8
>>552901060oh me god the guys who make fnaf songs for a living agrees with my political opinion about le elawn musk man!
https://x.com/corven_03/status/2008648685736145101
Guys, I just found the next OSF update on the dark web. It's just- fuck, I'm... I'm gonna be sick
>>552810928So the lesbian stereotype stays true till this day huh?
>>552916769nigga no ones here plays the game
>>552916769too controlling
>>552922452Who said that wasn't true?
>>552922452Lesbian relationships are apparently more abusive than Gay relationships so... I guess.
>>552670383>Another long, tedious show.>Sonic slumped against his door the moment he entered his trailer, letting out a heavy sigh.>First, Knuckles had realized he couldn't find his sticks just minutes before they went on, then Tails nearly fell off the stage with his namesakes tangled together, then a crazed fan started climbing on stage and grabbing Sonic by the foot… it was a mess, more so than usual. What Sonic needed more than anything was a break.>The moment that thought crossed his mind, a stifling scent conveniently drifted into his nose. Sonic wrinkled his snout in disgust.>When he'd walked into the trailer, he hadn't taken the time to look around out of sheer exhaustion. Now, presently, he noticed a very unwelcome guest sitting with his legs kicked up on Sonic’s flashy little table. Smoking a blunt. In his trailer.>“Why are you here?!” Sonic shouted, his voice echoing throughout the cramped trailer.>X rolled his eyes, only leaning back further in his chair. “My crew doesn't have any dressing rooms, man,” he contested. “I gotta maintain my dashing charm, y'know?”>“More like vomit-inducing.” Sonic stomped over to the chair—his chair—that was still occupied by the uninvited faker. “Can you leave?”>X pretended to consider it for a second before huffing an amused “Nah.” He then suddenly snapped back into an upright sitting position, his body leaning towards his muse. His hand extended forward, shoving smoke into Sonic’s face. “Want a hit?”>Unfortunately, Sonic weighed his options. He hadn't smoked weed since he was a teenager, and he had zero clue how strong the stuff X was smoking was, let alone if it was laced or not. But then again, he's had a really, really rough day today, and Ancients know he needed a break. X had never tried to actually hurt Sonic or his crew anyway, and rather preferred to just be as much of a nuisance as possible. The likelihood of the doppelgänger drugging him? As far as Sonic could tell, they were pretty low.
>>552933636meant for>>552702068>Sonic sighed. “Yeah, sure, whatever.”>The blunt was plucked from X’s hand and quickly shoved into Sonic's mouth.>He was a bit too hasty to rely on his experience from years past, though, because the smoke careens down what is definitely the wrong pipe.>Sonic coughed harshly, holding the blunt to the side as he hit his chest in an attempt to cough the smoke out of his lungs.>X burst into laughter, falling out of the chair and landing head-first on the ground.>He was, of course, unfazed.>“Bahaha! Holy crap, dude, have you never touched a whiff of smoke in your life?!”>“I have!” Sonic protested, handing the blunt back to the faker, who promptly took another long hit. “It's just been a while, okay?”>“Whatever,” X droned, holding the latter syllable for obnoxiously long. “You'll feel the effects pretty quickly, by the way. Strong stuff.”>Sonic rolled his eyes. “I'm sure I've had worse. Gimme another hit.”>A bandaged hand gestures to have the roll handed to. X complied without a word, save for an obnoxious smirk.>The next ten minutes or so passed in a haze, with nothing of substance really happening. It only took half that time for the stuff to kick in, but it was largely uneventful.>At least, until Sonic's drunken mind fixated on the doppelgänger in front of him.>Neither of them was sure when X moved to sit on the table or when Sonic sat down in the chair, but it was the position they were in now. From the slightly lower angle—and maybe it was just the high talking—X looked good.>Like, really good.>The way he leaned back just slightly, aloofly looking at nothing in particular; something about it was undeniably intoxicating.>Especially now, with them both mellowed out to allow for a moment to take in the other.>“Dude,” Sonic chuckled. “You actually look like… really pretty. Really pretty.” The hedgehog leaned in, resting his forearms on dull-toned knees, dragging his words out. “Were you always this hot? There's no way.”
>>552933997>X snorted. “Only for you.” The faker mirrored Sonic, leaning down to meet his gaze better. “I gotta be pretty just for you.”>Sonic leaned closer. “Aww,” he giggled. “How romantic… Do you wanna give me a kissy kiss?”>“Mmh.” X leaned closer. “Maybe I dooo.”>Sonic closed the gap, kissing his imitator in the sloppiest manner humanly possible. >X didn't care, though—he quickly slid off the desk and into Sonic's lap, returning the gesture by hungrily kissing the hero.>They quickly devolve into a messy French kiss, tongues intertwining and teeth clacking.>Moans and groans fill the air, mixing in with the smell of marijuana infecting the entire trailer.>Sonic's heightened senses propelled the sensations of the kiss into a whole new stratosphere; when X’s warm tongue pressed into a new corner of his mouth, he felt a flowing feeling of heat rip through his body like a wave. >It felt like a vignette had been placed on Sonic’s mind.>The whole world faded into nothingness as his brain buzzed and popped with the sensations of the contact X was giving him.>It was all he could focus on.>All he could think of.>All he could want.>All he could need.>Sonic dug his hands into ratty quills to pull X closer, deeper into the kiss.>The doppelgänger faltered slightly, presumably from the light sensation the drug gave him, but quickly returned to his stride of exploration.>The warm, elating buzz continued to prickle at his skin as his fingers massaged into X’s scalp. >Sonic desperately tried to find a way to push further into the kiss, chasing the blazing feeling it gave him.>With his eyes closed as they kissed, Sonic could see the sensations.>Kaleidoscopic patterns of red and orange, burning with passion and lust as they danced behind his eyelids.>The hazy performance of his mind was just another welcome addition to the surreal experience.>What really sent sparks to his brain was when X ground against Sonic.
>>552934460>It jolted his whole sluggish body, causing him to arch his back off the chair momentarily.>In protest, he grinded back, harder than his fake had.>To his surprise, rather than retaliating, X broke their kiss to let out a long, drawn-out moan.>His body may as well have gone limp, curling further around Sonic as his head landed on the hero’s shoulder.>Sonic grinned. With his hands now free, he resolved to let them settle atop X’s shoulder blades as he continued to weakly rock his hips. >His palms pressed gently against each muscle as they trailed down further, slowly.>Fingers explored every crevice carved by skin against bones as they traveled south, making X whine and squirm.>Sonic only giggled drunkenly.>When paws reached X’s ass, they grabbed firmly just beneath his tail.>Sonic suddenly started rutting much harder—though, not any faster than the lazy pace he consistently had kept—guiding his rival’s lower half as he did so.>Hot breath pressed right up against his neck as X panted heavily.>Sonic jolted as he realized why his nemesis was suddenly so winded—a wet heat slapped against his stomach as X’s pouch came loose.>The hero could barely take in the sight in his hazy state.>X was huge. Like, huge. To the point where Sonic most definitely couldn't take him without lube, even if he wanted to.>His cock almost reached up to Sonic’s ribs. It sat on his belly, hot and wet with slick, while X nuzzled his face deeper into Sonic's neck bashfully.>Sonic’s grip on his rival’s ass tightened. He stared blankly at X’s length, trying to comprehend it.>All he could muster was a “Holy cow.”>Dusty blue hips lurched slightly, demanding that Sonic do something.>Frankly, Sonic wasn't really sure—he needed to feel that length, so topping wasn't an option, but he also really didn't wanna move.>He'd have to get creative.>So he grinded harder. It didn't take much to coerce his own length from its sheath.
>>552935009>Sonic paled in comparison to X’s mass, of course, but it’ll do.>A blue hand drifted to both of their cocks before wrapping around both of them.>X whined loudly, hips instantly jerking upward. >The friction against Sonic’s cock made his head spin.>Sonic started up his steady pace of thrusting once again, this time with X moving in tandem.>Every sliver of movement sent tremors through both of their bodies, ravaging them with sheer, hot pleasure.>At this rate, they were gonna cum within the next couple of minutes.>When Sonic’s hand started moving, a sharp pain pierced his shoulder.>Using cobalt flesh to muffle himself, X whined and moaned into Sonic’s neck as his fur matted with blood.>The sensation felt like it was buzzing, growing louder and louder every second.>The sharp pain faded into a growing pleasure that felt as if it were burning his whole shoulder.>His hand stroked both of them idly as tremors wracked Sonic’s whole body.>After the initial shock, X was able to keep his stability quite well, especially in comparison to the blue blur.>He was still muttering smug nonsense into Sonic’s shoulder, but he was doing pretty good in comparison to how much Sonic was shaking with wanton ecstasy.>Every stroke made him jolt, bucking his hips and creating more friction between his rival’s cock and his own.>Swirling patterns started to eat at Sonic’s vision, his soul practically leaving his body.>He felt like he could be dying, but not in a bad way—the way his body started to feel light and dreamy made him feel like he was being carried on a cloud, but at the same time, every muscle in his body was so tight and only continued to tense.>Continued until finally, finally, he came.>Came so hard, harder than he ever could've imagined from just jerking off by himself as warm colors envelop his whole mind.>An indescribable relaxation washed over his own body as he collapsed against X, who he hadn't even noticed had orgasmed in tandem with him.
>>552935235>X nuzzled his face closer into Sonic’s neck, weakly wrapping his arms around the hero’s waist.>Sonic mirrored his nemesis, scooting closer to him.>He couldn't be bothered to think about the implications of sleeping atop his rival, high as balls and covered in cum, but he's too far up on Cloud 9 to be bothered.>He wasn't even sure when he fell asleep.THE ENDThoughts? Comments? Theories? This is high-class literature right here, there's gotta be at least something to discuss, no?
>>552935424 (me)The next two options for future AO3 sonic.exe storytimes are as follows:>Story where pooner Knuckles is captured by 2011X with JC X's personality, chained up and made into the latter's gimped sex slave. Tags mention gore and snuff content because of course they do.>Faker/Skyblue smut. FNF crossover! Wow!I could also try venturing into non sonic.exe creepypasta fanfiction, I'm sure there's good (read: terrible) Jeff The Killer x Slenderman yaoi fics that you'll all LOVE
>>552936245may I suggest something
>>552937316go ahead, anything's fair game (i think)
>>552937380https://spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer:_The_Phantom_Detective
>>552937992Scrolled through this and goddamnthere's 48,459 characters and 4chan posts can only be 2000 characters, so a full storytime would take 25 whole posts, not including the post ID replies and potential greentexting
>>552938420Are you up to the challenge?
>>552788497>>552788902oh fuck damn
>>552323112when someone makes a screencap out of this please put me in it
does anyone actually like 2017x?always hated his design, "story" toogotta be the worst major exe besides like mortis/bandadadadadadoooo who are literal nothingburgers
>>552943402same
>>552943632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5CrU-r55Yo
>>552943632I like how he has two mouths now.
>>552825061>>552825836>>552827413>>552835981Do we add this "My Story" series to the Webseries/ARG list? It's unique enough that makes me want to keep a tab on it in case the channel does upload another video of this.
>>552949952It's not sonic.exe related so it can go fuck itself.
>>552949952Yeah.
>>552949952sure why not. add it.
>>552949952>First Reentry /exeg/'s Collection's update since 17 May 2025>It's for a Russian Webseries/ARG set in a RTS game>On the same thread where it's announced the Mario The Music Box creator is an arsonist and murderThis wasn't in my /exeg/ 2026 bingo
>>552949952I say yes. Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMntdeOZj3s gives me Webseries/ARG vibes the kind of it expects me to figure out what's happening after a few rewatchs.
>>552949952It's a fucking Schizo Supreme Commander Webseries that barely has any views about loneliness, silence, "The Void" and death made by a Russian who also uploads memes.I'd be damned if I say no to this.
>>552953859Usually the most entertaining things that happen are the ones you least expect
What if SCP-173 fought a Weeping Angel?
Non shitpost question. Do you think the jews should be added or referenced more in creepypastas, referencing or even acknoledging real world "conspiracies" into a story?
>>552960696In a satirical sense? Yes
>>552960696How do you expect a serious answer to this?
>>552788497>>552788902>>552898612>>552913365>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUSyrlZg60
666 post
>>552862520
>>552979090sex
Would Ian Flynn fight Sonic.exe to protect Mario.exe?
>>552983207Booooring
>>552971174you think its hard?
What if Lacey Flynn forced Ian into a 24/7 baby/mother roleplay until Ian mutated into a deformed baby man?
What if when you get banned on /exeg/, you died in real life?
>>552994718Why are you like this
>>552996112Like what?
>>552998602gay
What if the Skintaker converted to Judaism and became the Foreskintaker?
>>553004453Why take little pieces of skin instead of all of it
>>553004453>>553004645>anon confessing his crime pretending to just shitposting
>>552953859this is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLURHkOyurg
>>553012456why is rewrite sexy
>>553017892Because they're both girls in this image (apparently)
>even Supreme Commander gets /exeg/ related contentThis is up there among the weirdest games to make pasta content off. Literally no one in this thread knows shit about this game except for 1 or 2 anons and the rest are too smooth brained to play this kind of game. Not complaining though, just remarking how weird this is.
>>553018732i'm just pleasantly surprised how much care and thought this russian put into this.
>>553023891Wow, it’s almost like actually planning a story and caring about it results in a good one.
>>552949952here's the "My Story" playlist btw https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvU8DeDj3LcU-ZqT43yqVOVH17a1O5bbZ
(Mario) Music Box Status?
>>553028305Died in a fire.
>>553028305Mario is bi, apparently.
>>553028305https://jojowiki.com/Burning_Down_the_House
>>553028305>Hi y'all, I'm gonna make a formal request for the time being, that any questions about the future of this series and it's development please cease for the time being. The truth is, right now everything is up in the air. We don't know. We don't know the answers to your questions, if there will be a game to even return to.>This server is grieving, and us on the mod and Dev teams are also grieving. The thing about grief is it takes time. Weeks, months, years. I'm not going to sit this team down and decide what we want to do right now, nor am I going to force anybody to continue potentially working on a project that they may not find comfort in. Give us a bit of grace, and please give us time. Please feel free to use this channel of course, questions for lore or if you need help with a puzzle, whatever you can think of. But please, no questions right now about the future of MTMB. We don't know. Thank you, take care of yourselves.It's shit and finished. They would be just as insane as Jessica if they decided to continue developing this shitshow of a game.
>>553028305Cracking it to Alice AduraiceApparently this is a controversial course of action in the discord
>>553031339Terrible taste, generic blonde woman #97 is really the best you could find?
>>553033753I mean we have generic Asian woman
>>553034372Sarah does not look Asian whatsoever unless you really try to draw her as such. She looks like what would happen if a Muppet knocked up a human woman
>>553033753To be fair, she makes a contrast with Sarah neatlyHowever after this fire incident I don't expect anyone will ever want to draw her getting fucked ever again, or being drawn at allThere's quite a difference between the honestly nothingburgers controversies of Needlemouse and outright Killing a man and burning a house down
>>553030281>The truth is, right now everything is up in the air. We don't know. We don't know the answers to your questions, if there will be a game to even return to.>I'm not going to sit this team down and decide what we want to do right now, nor am I going to force anybody to continue potentially working on a project that they may not find comfort in.Just cancel it. If too many people are feeling distraught to even want to work on this thing, then put the damn thing to rest.
https://x.com/scpwiki/status/2009012413694390448
>>553045876>something something "leftists can't meme" and "they're not even hiding it anymore" and "self-centered and self-serving has dominated modern writing."
>>553030281The best course of action they should do is to not work on it. They're obviously uncomfortable about it, the fans are unhappy with what happened, canceling it would be at everyone's best interest if they just let the project rest. If nobody's comfortable enough to work on that woman's project, then why force themselves?
>>553047345Because of passion and autism. Sadly that passion has likely died.
What if Sonic.exe stole Doctor Who's time machine?
>>553054245dudei don't care how autistic you areyou ain't working on the game of a murderer
>>553056093Oh no, I agree. It's for the best that this game is canceled and honestly if you feel obligated to still work on this shitshow of a mario fanfic, you should find a different hobby altogether. Or just.. make your own autistic mario horror rpg.
>>553056093Niggas have spent their entire adult lives working on the legacy of child rapist JC the Hyena
I'm gonna make a Mario and the Music Box RETAKE to OWN CorpseSyndrome
What if Sonic's Ian Flynn met so buzz in the dive ball with a little more robotic and a dominant one day of the Silent Planet? There's something wrong with this thing
>>553054245Their passion hasn't died. It's the opposite. You might even say they're burning with passion.
What if the Five Nights at Treasure Island developers teamed up with the Mario and the Music Box developers to fuck dogs and kill people?
>>553056836Blame Astra's dumbass for encouraging retakes of her groomer's recolor.
>>553056836...At least JC the Hyena didn't kill that child's father.
>>553058648>Killing someone is worse than Raping a childBoth are awful but you expect me to believe that JC is the better one just because he isn't behind the bars getting his ass kicked right now?
>>553058648>>553059519We are not powerscaling what's worse. both are terrible. end of story. there is no "at least"
>>553059727This reminded me of that video where the guy powerscales epstein vs diddyI wonder how a list with all the creepypasta controversial figures would look like...
>>553059727JC beats CorpseSyndrome with one hand. Low diff victory
>>553061364Of course because JC is a guy and CS is just a girl
>>553061532But what if she sat on him? That would turn the tide real quick
>>553061587You need to kill yourself for even knowing about that. If anything you should be killed for knowing anything beyond X autism.
>>553061773Knowing about what? I'm saying that she's FAT
That's enough dick measuring, Niggas.
>>553061587so this?
>>553061862...You know what, never mind
JC is Goku and CS is Vegeta
>>553061968>>553061773Man reports himself for knowing JC the Hyena ERP lore
>>553061968anon, is there something you wish to tell us?
What if Sonic.exe did a murder? And for what?
>>553061968>Never mindIs there something you're hiding from us boy?
>>553061532CS burned a man to death just because he told her he FUCKED and she DIDN'T fuck
>>553062130In my defense, I was exposed to it against my will.>>553062134>>553062403Iirc some less-than-pleasant JC sona art was posted sometime during the early exeg days. especially during the great Thanksgiving self-insert storytime of 2023. It's a desire to know less and being forced to learn more.
>>553062363Such a lame question—let me create a better one for you, free of charge. (wink wink)Instead of Sonic.exe being an obsessed FAGGOT fixated on Sonic, what if he became obsessed with money like a dragon? (Majima × Smaug) What if he created the central banking system and was the one who put Epstein in charge? How would this impact the US, as well as the rest of the world?If you’re a Sonic.exe fan and an alternative history nerd, you’ll love this question.
>>553062925If Sonic.exe controlled the banking system, then whenever somebody went to the hospital with an injury, they'd immediately lose all of their money and they'd have 10 seconds to pick it all up from the floor
>>553063789That's a funny joke, but I don't think he would reference Sonic. But, if you think he must have his own realistic oc, then it would either be mister krabs or Wario.
>>553064053>joke, but I don't think he would reference SonicWhat is Sonic.exe without Sonic?
>>553064339a pedophile?
What if Ian Flynn activated his Human Latch?
it's just a generic dark fic mario rpg horror fangame featuring a crossdressing mustached fatso possessed by some blondie bitchwhat's the appeal at wanting to work on this shit despite the occurrence above?
>>553064417A furry narcissist?
So all in favor of the russian schizo arg being the theme of the next thread? say aye
>>553067358aye
>>553067358Is either that or Mario The Music Box Incident edition
>>553069687The latter is very tempting, but I want to roll out the red carpet for the new guy.
>>553067358Calling it "Fill The Void At Any Cost" or "A number Is The Only Way To Measure Silence" edition
>>553070667I was going to call it "My Story" but that's fine too.
>>553071118>>553071118there we gogo crazy and feel free to discuss this series further
>>553071221>>553070814I was going to say that using "My Story" was cool too but I dunno which frame you'd use for, although the thumbnail of the titular My Story would be good enough for it.But whatever it's done already.
>>553071339In all fairness, we don't really have a specific title to call this thing so we're throwing shit at the wall.
>>553071339I'm still baffled that Supreme Commander is now part of /exeg/ stuff, love that game to death.
>>553071464fair point.
>>553071464Shit, we don't even know the name of the "protag" or anything like that because everything is so cryptic.
>>553071221Anon, where is "My Story" in the https://rentry.org/Exeg-games-and-web-series-archives link
>>553072091Was it added to the rentry recently?
>>553072397I thought an Anon here was supposed to put the link of that playlist in the archives like how >>552949952 suggested before.
>>553072564I guess they forgot. I'm not in charge of it, though. it can still be added next thread, thankfully.
