Previous: >>552198834>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I am going to cum to Oguri at exactly midnight
5 days until my account is unbricked.
It’s NYOT the New Year yet!!!!
Fine Motion waiting room
5 days until millions of accounts are bricked
So you basically always want to get>maestro (or the white)>gourmad (or the white)>777>tachyon uniqueOn every run so she's consistent, correct?>>552224460Which do you replace with creek unique? (if this is true)
>fatass Teiofags
Happy new year
>>552224774>Which do you replace with creek unique?Tachyon's unique
>>552224754You know what they say; the only way to win is to not play at all.
>>552224478
>>552224695we dont know
>>552224820orfevre?
notice how the first post Teio ritual fag doesn't post anymore
>>552224774>>552224867Don’t Gourmand and Pure Heart have the same timing, though?
7 and I steal all (you)r new year's luck
You know they say that all umamusume are created equal, but you look at me, and you look at Tokai Teio, and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally, when you got 14 racers in the Arima Kinen, every umamusume’s got a 7 1/7 % chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 4%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Rice Shower to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See, in a 14 uma Arima Kinen, you got a 7 1/7% chance of winning but I, I got a 45 % chance of winning, because Rice Shower KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try! So Tokai Teio, you take your 7 1/7% chance, minus my 4% chance, and you got a 3 1/7% chance of winning at Arima Kinen 1993. But then you take my 96 % chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then you add 45%, because Rice Shower’s already mentally eliminated, and I got a 141% chance of winning at Arima Kinen. See Teio, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Arima Kinen.
>>552225006so whatyou want her ult to fire off 777
>>552224948died of a heart attack
>Last thread someone asked for /uma/ approved drinks for new years> Not a single person said KumisDisappointed in you all. It's literally alcoholic mare's milk. There's even a horse on the bottle.
>>552224820
SUZUKA FRAUDroom statsstats exclude my ponies and rooms my ponies won
>>552224774don't listen to the guy suggesting creek, it goes off way too early (unless you're swapping it for corner/hydrate)You always want 777/tachyon because they overlap towards the end, if you have corner/creek/hydrate she'll ult too early
I don't know why it's tagging along...
>>552224512Looks like someone jizzed on her head.
happi new year /uma/
>>552225039Didn’t expect to see Biwa Steiner and get hit by the Hayahide math here
>>552225074>Kumis is a dairy product similar to kefir, but is produced from a liquid starter culture, in contrast to the solid kefir "grains". Because mare's milk contains more sugars than cow's or goat's milk, when fermented, kumis has a higher, though still mild, alcohol content compared to kefir.lmao what
Three sleep deprivations before classic year? Really?
It's kind of annoying oguri feels more pace-chaser coded considering -ALL- of her preferred parents are late surgers
>>552225129
>>552224774you only want 3 heals tho
I think it's for the best that Cygames bans Uma porn, since if porn were allowed 80% of it would be futa anyway (see pre-game release uma fanarts)
>>552224414Hey so uh, serious questionWhen is this supposed "you can BUY oguri cap" thing supposed to happen in this timeline? Don't really see anything on here that looks like a shopping eventKinda nervous to skip her if this purchasable ticket thing turns out to be false so Id prefer a real answer but I know it's /uma/
>>552225291Its actually not bad>The Japanese soft drink Calpis models its flavor after the taste of kumis.Huh the more you know
>>552225374Because Oguri is a late surger. Did you not watch her anime?
I know Hopeless Stakes is the meme but these mile G1s the turn before are the ones that my whorses never win.
>>552225450Not enough people know that horses will totally eat meat. I expected this video to be the horse eating the adult chicken. I've seen it before.
>>552225575New Beginnings Event. Selectors are available for 20$.
>>552225575not til march
>>552225480>THREE SEPARATE wit checks with 0 room for errorEven at 650 wit that's PRETTY RISKY anon
>>552225590>Its actually not badNot saying that, just surprised this is a thing, or that it is the way it is (slightly alcoholic).I'm too cow pilled and lazy to try other things, otherwise I'd try it for the hell of it (if I could find it).
>>552224793happy new year
>>552225575it's real but you will see it by the end of the month
My favorite support event is the -10 energy, +20 speed sweepy
>>5522250107 and you die in your sleep tonight
>>552225735>>552225764>IMMEDIATELY heavily conflicting infoclassic /uma/
>3 lates>one doesn't even have A style aptitudeI'm ready to get fucked in scorpio.
Happy new year!
>>552225735>>552225764
>>552225796She's just too powerful...
>>552225627>comes with a gold pace chaser only skill on both versions>only late skill she gets is a white
>>552225989Why is Brian hugging Ruri from rock smashing loli show?
>>552225804My wife wants to raise a horse or two in the future, I agreed on the condition that we raise them for mare's milk to make our own kumis (and probably become the only makers of kumis in the US). She agreed, which proved that I chose her wisely.
>>552225575its for new years and we're not getting new year's events until the end of jan
>>552225941>>552226014I'm the one telling the truth, you gotta believe me
>>552225932Ive learned how much events trigger my autismI ended up completely giving up on the brain card because those -energy events INFURIATED methankfully I have sweep/kingu MLB finally but god damn I hate that card
>>552224774Man Anime Oguri feels so much easier to build, and she's better too.>>552225151>You always want 777/tachyon because they overlap towards the end, if you have corner/creek/hydrate she'll ult too earlyBut that's only 2 heals and then she won't ult at all.
>>552225989Female Trainers are only good when they have voluptous bombshell body like those BA female sensei fanarts
>>552224414Fat fuck
>>552226280>which proved that I chose her wisely.Ooooooooooor she is smart enough to know how easily you're to appease, considering your deal heavily favors her.
>>552225932My favorite support event is when the blue spirit bursts all line up on speed and I can safely pop them
BROCKED
>>552226364No, you want:>corner>hydrate>777>tachyonThis gives you room for error, and then either 777/tachyon will be "last"
>>552225480You want 4 heals of which 2 of them activate near late race, that is why 777 and Tachy are BiS
>>552225575aw fuck off, they're gonna make me wait an extra 2 days? I gotta wait until Monday?
>>552223931I ran the same race 10 times and checked the logs3 Suzukas, 5 Seiuns, 1 Marusome of these results are weird, the pdf says that runaways can't spot struggle with fronts, but if that's true I have no idea what's going onif that's wrong, then I have proof of 5-way spot struggles
I dont trust any of you around a real mare
>>552226470>when you call mcqueen ugly so she fucks your cute mejiro run
Does /uma/ like hags?
reminded that pokke was KICKED out of the shill club after her movie flopped
>>552226491Oh I misread, I thought you meant if you grab corner/creek/hydrate (as in any of those 3) it'll be too soon.
>shows up to your run>gives your front free groundwork or other umas 25 energy / focusHow could you NOT love her? She's like the opposite of palmer
>>552224414why is everyone saying>bro you gotta build your christmas oguri for this cmwhen she doesnt come out until 5th???
>>552225983> Scorpio is front/pace>Sagittarius is End, although Lates are ok here and dober ult contributes to that fact>Capricorn is... a sprint. You can go NSM gambling but not dober/ryan ults.>Aquarius (tokyo mile dirt) is likely to be a front meta. Dober ult doesn't work here, but late surgers will be playable in their usual pump+updrafter+slick surge form for mile.>Pisces (hanshin 3200) is likely to be end closers. Lates are really bad here.>Aries (Nakayama 2000) is a dober ult course and lates are possibly quite strong here. We're at April by this point and runaways are much worse due to the fact we are in MANT.> Taurus (Tokyo 2400) is also a dober ult course.
>>552226601YES
>>552226601I don't like being reminded of Japanese people's tendency to grow creepy black dots in random spots all over their bodies.
>>552226174She gets gourmand because she's fat
>>552226774They're moles, anon.
>>552226774It's not creepy, those are beauty spots
>>552226725Her pwr card has pretty bad race bonus, and wont get it until 4LB
>>552226742>he doesn't build aces until the finals registrations are closedbwo, my last plat was won with an ace I made in round 2
>>552226893talking about her randomly showing up to your run, not actually using her
>>552226774Im pretty sure most people tend to have some sort of mole/beauty mark anon.
>>552226601I lost my virginity to a woman in her mid 30s
>IT'S PUMPIN' TI- ACK
guys, what did I miss? please spoonfeed https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2006319426757702051
>>552226623Pokkeflop
>>552226601Saggy tits are a blight on women.
>>552226456I get an extremely rare product that is literally impossible to obtain within thousands of miles of us, she gets to ride a horse, an experience you can have for 50 bucks at a dude ranch. If anything the deal is in my favor.Or maybe you're right and I'm a softie. Playing Uma Musume has unironically made me like horses more as well.
>>552226774I wouldn't worry about such things since the huge, HUGE majority of people out there are really fucking ugly. (Myself included)Just soak in the anime.
>>552227039NO STOPPING M-
Damn you Belno and your lewd body meant to seduce weak-willed men like myself!
>>552227135>the huge, HUGE majority of people out there are really fucking ugly.Anon I think you might've just forgotten what average attractiveness looks like
>>552227075We need more saggy big ones in the world
>>552226774you just reminded me this tweet https://x.com/marika_0222/status/1974044462344278418
>>552227030How old were you?
>>552227135you should go outside more
pls explain, i am begging for help
>>552226364I want to put my pp in her mouth
>>552227030Based, how was it? You still talk to her?
Even and the poster ontop of this post gets rape. Odds and the poster below this post gets raped.Zero and I get turned into a human women and dropped in the middle of Tracen during mating season while all the umas drank a potion that turns them into futanaris!
>>552226774mmm nyo, i think beauty marks are cute and attractive
>>552227312Consumed by the pack.
>>552227312When you're blocked, you're >>552226470
>>552227312a lot of slow runners makes a wall, you uma can't push through, she can only drift or hope the ones infront move away of their ownif they don't, your uma gets slowed down and blocked
>>552227108>you can have for 50 bucks at a dude ranchI mean... I suppose so... Either way not exactly a cheap deal to make tho, so there is that. But then again It's not like I know shit about horse raising, besides it being pretty darn expensive to my knowledge.>Playing Uma Musume has unironically made me like horses more as well.Believe me you're not the only one lmao. I don't know the amount my mom does, but being able to start random conversations with her about horses is pretty funny.
>>55222730224>>552227345It was at a soapland. Her face looked a good 10 years older than the doctored preview photo so no way she was 26, but the body matched.She could tell I was nervous and was very nice and gentle.
>>552227312>blocked>serenity + recovery gave Taishin enough HP to hit her final spurt with full power
>>552226601My FGO wife is a hag so yes >>552226774Imagine hating beauty marks
>>552224414Anyone know if Tama will have her free rolls on her banner or is that just for the New Beginnings? Need to know when I can just roll and spark for her for the least amount of Carats
https://x.com/Kalyosha_kemgam/status/2006391475140198413
>>552227312>taishinhas accel>ryandoesn't have accelTaishin also has more guts than you, so with spurt she can outduel the other shitter umas and (You)ends also don't get as blocked as lates
>>552226470AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AIR GROOVE SAVE ME
>>552227408>>552227432>>552227464>>552227503do i just just her as a front runner despite aptitute, is that uironically the only thing i can do
Ikuyooooooo!!!!*gets her Sho Satsuki’d*
>>552227620Sarah looking good
>>552227075Young man needs his tastes refinedYou'll get it one day
>>552227669all you can do is prayyou can try pace or front but it's inevitable
What a monster...
>>552224684FiMo sex.
>>552227838holy cute animation!
>>552227620You got uh...you gotta a little something in your teeth there.
>>552227479God I hate how that kind of stuff is illegal in my state, fuck burgerland, I'd pay some good money for a slampig
>>552227838This is umazing
>>552227938I did it when I went on my trip to Japan for the first time.If you plan to do it, bring like...I don't know, around 450 bucks maybe? Possibly less right now because the yen is getting even weaker.
>>552226494>>552225796>unique activates too early because 4 recoveries>acceleration part of unique is completely uselessYes bwos that's totally how you use Christmas Oguri
>>552227669The age of "front free wins in career" is over, trust me, I miss doing this, doesn't work anymore.
WHICH OF YOU FAGS IS POSTING ON THE RADIO THREAD ON /a/?
>>552224793is this the equivalent of the white power sign but for umas?
My plan is to have XOguri inherit regular Oguri's unique so that she has a backup last second boost.
>>552228085nta... Is that the only thing you did in Japan lol
>>552228096anon read the reply chainthe idea is having tachyon/777 because both are late-race, so even if all 4 activate your "third" would be either of the two depending on course lengthif you ONLY use three you risk three separate wit checks every single race
>>552227312with those heals and the invisible stat boosts, that taishin has 800 stam to your 700. she probably got an on time spurt while you had to roll wits and got a terrible spurt.
>>552228209Gee I wonder who
>>552227882Fine motion looks cute in fan arts but when i see her ingame I keep think she's a squirrel and i'm not into squirrels
>>552226747Aquarius is a dice roll
My RNG has been complete dogshit for five runs in a row now, and this is the third of those the dumb whorse has bricked the final goal even. Surely I get a god run any time now...
where the shit is med S
>>552228270No I did lots of stuff. Saw the Gundam statue, went to Akihabara, went to Asakusa, took the train to Kyoto and Osaka and saw all the shrines and Dotonbori at night at stuff. Getting laid was something I did on the last free day in Tokyo before we flew out the following day.
>550k retention lineI'm too lazy to remake my TT
>>552228209
How was your New Years Eve anons?I ate ham and barbeque with some wine, it was very good
>>552228469went to work trained some umamusume thought about killing myself
y'all pathetic for spending new years here
hehe
>>552224414>They keep releasing new umas right in the middle of CMsGlobalbabs are truly the most cucked server
>>552228326Is there a skill later on that makes umas go to the outside during mid race?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MmvPk7j7U>Dirters New YearTHEY'RE COMING THE AMERICANS ARE COMING
>>552228551I spend it watching Lord of the Rings with my familySo speak for yourself, [buzzword]
>>552228469>picthat's gay
...
>>552228603well they gotta catch upmakes it for even more interesting meta that's different from what we got i think
>>552225145you forgot to list if there were 2+ suzus you retard. There is a MASSIVE difference between there being 1 suzu vs 2. And if i had to guess, there were almost always 2 because thats how tryhard lobbys are
>>552228551It's 2:45PM on the 1st, what should I be doing right now?
>>552227882If you wish to fuck Finemo.You must first defeat the captain of her bodyguard detail.
>>552228551I don't have real life friends
>>552228469Ate a great meal and now I'm drinking good beer, listening to r/a/dio and shitposting with you fags.Last year I shitposted with /akg/I love Umamusume. I love arknights.I love horsegirls. I love hags.And I tolerate most of you.
>>552228663>MY BRO>CuteGranny>EspoSo much seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>552228551>y'allgo back you faggot
are we gonna get 4200 carats too?????????
>>552228843And Falco gets to watch!
>>552228421So like, what's the step-by-step process of getting laid at a Soapland in Japan? Was not being able to speak Japanese a roadblock?
>are we gonna get 4200 carats too?????????草
>>552228818I can see it...
>>552228725slutzucka appeared in 43 rooms and the total slutzucka count was 58
>>552228469Just like any other day this monthIt's still NYE for me, I might squeeze in a few more runs before bed
>>552228685It is gay, is there a problem?>>552228916No, of course not
>there's a fatass teiofag on MY comfy new years r/a/dio thread
>>552228689Come back, Sweep.
>>552228916yeah, 4 years from now when we get this event
>>552225374cy does this so often with stuff its baffling. its like sometimes they have one dude ina cubicle committing decisions while another guy does not interact with them at all and also finalizes decisions. An easy one for me to always remember is how all of Daiwas abils are very pace and then her ult (was) front. It got somewhat fixed in the patch, but still.
>>552228916Are umas gonna smoke weed? Why 4200 specifically?
>>552228685I mean SOMEONE took her man so she has to settle
>>552228979I just looked up on a site what places will accept foreigners. At the place I went anyway, the clerk had a phone and used google translate to communitcate between us so he must've been used to it.
>>552229120were not fat its just an AI shitpost, retard
>>552228818I like arknights too, but man I was forced to stop playing because of how much time the auto-farm was taking. Couldn't play new games that get released on steam.
>>552224414>>552225575I can't find anywhere the recap of the New Beginnings Part 1 event.Anyone willing to share it?BTW I hope you guys will all have a nice 2026
>>552229221why 14-8-8 stat bonuses
>this wasn't the OPshit thread
>>552229359Autos are now faster. You can farm 6 stages in one go. >>552229292>delusional fatass teiotard
>>552225989me on the left
>>552229165Either they don't do proper test runs or they intentionally do that so they wouldn't be *too good*
>>552229483more like Cinderally Gay
nooo not my heckin animu op, day ruined
>>552224414Waitthe schedule is......slowing down? That sucks
>>552229483Why does Kitahara look so haggard?
well McQueen likes it
>>552228736I will make FiMo into an undefeated champion and impress the Captain so much that she will BEG me to sex Fine Motion.
>>552229609Rice wouldn't say this
>>552226159the art of this being aesthetically pleasing really makes it so much better
>>552229483Her head is almost as big as Biwa's
>>552229728He's like 40
>>552225796>>552226159She'd be disqualified for removing weight and thus be considered to have an unfair advantage.
>>552228818>>552229359fellow dokutahs!and dont worry, they added qol where you only have to watch the auto once and you get it cleared 6x
>>552228280Who cares if they are late race nigger? 777 already activates a bit too early sometimes and Tach unique is gonna activate even earlier than 777 pretty much everytime. You gamble with 3 recoveries with Christmas Oguri, 4 recoveries is retarded, go ask a JP fag in their thread if you don't believe me
>Fuku shows up out of nowhere if you win the onsen ticket just to be a wingman, then leaves immediately
>>55222985940 isn't that old.
>>552226774>anon can't see the dots on his mom because shes brown
>>552229760Careful impressing the captain there Casenova
>>552229918That's a donkey.
>>552229609Correct riceMe on the left btw
>>55222922110pulls on new year2pulls for 9 daysit's just coincidence
>>552229483I can't see 4 people standing in a row like that without thinking of the Blue album.
>>552227594supposedly she'll have fittyPrayin for a spook cuz kansai does things to me. But its a crowded as fuck next few months
>>552228916If there was an option between 4200 carats or Laurel (in global) I would gladly take the latter
>>552230056take it that's from the latest comiket brian book? god bless
>>552229918>>552229997Actually its
i don't want to do a run today it's new years
>>552225291It's tasty, just hard to find
>Tamamo in anime>a fucking god of speed that it took Oguri everything she had just to keep up with>Tamamo in game>she's...fine. Nothing meta or anything, she's just "good"
I love the security team
>>552230243>Condor's VA voices this sex bomb
>>552226280Can you actually get enough milk from one or two regular American mares to produce kumis? Keeping in mind that the foals are going to need most of it. I always figured the little steppe horses were specifically bred for milk production.
>>552230281I am an ugly fat bastard, and I am raping this umadol next.
>>552230357she's near OP tier in jp
>>552230357Year One Uma be like
>>552230208>If there was an option between 4200 carats or 20000 carats I would gladly take the latterYeah?
>>552230281Take a break bro
>>552230291precious boy wife
>>552230281that's right everyone should jiggie instead
>>552230401I was always under the impression that she has consistently been "pretty good" but never truly amazing. Was she buffed recently?
>>552230374 (me)my favorite uma is teio btw
>>552229987What the..
>>552229926This is an interesting angleWhat if an Uma is NOT the uma you're a trainer for, but notices you getting close to the uma you're trying to romance?
>>552230281I have to do 10 more runs tonight.
>>552230357She's always sex though
>>552230374You are not discrete with that Golshi image Teio fan
This is a pretty good all-rounder Grandparent right? Kinda sucks for End cause no spurt but for Pace/Late it should be pretty good?
>>552229359AK dailies are insanely fast now. It's the only reason I still play it.
>>552230443Cygames could give me 40k carats packaged with Special Chud and I would still say no because it has that fat fuck attached to itBegone
>>552230327>some germancompany sells 1L bottles for 19 fucking euro
>>552230429>Year One Uma be likemeta for literal years thanks to REPEATED free buffs?
>>552230609From what people have said here, Bright (another Mejiro) wingmans for you pretty hard in Dober's career
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhQbdY5MqUQ
>>552230530All i know is that no one runs her in MANT. Maybe her evolved skills are good.
>>552230609I feel like Suzu and GC would be switched, neither of those make much sense. GC has a temper which would naturally lend itself to jealousy. Suzu meanwhile only cares about running, no matter how many insertfags claim otherwise
>>552225575>>552229389It comes with MANT, around the start of March. From the looks of it we get 1 SSR selector again, but you can also get a paid uma selector and a paid SSR selector.The reason people say it's fine to wait for that is because she's not that strong for the CMs between her release and then.Exception of Scorpio, but you barely have any time to make her for the finals.After that it's long, sprint, dirt mile
>>552229483Damn, Oguri Cap looks like that? Damn...
>>552230950retard
>>552230609True, Suzu would hog you for herself
>>552230792Umas with speed bonuses will always be usable.
>>552231074you're adopted
>>552230950>>552231089>suzufags are illiterate
they infected the tanukis
An apple a day...
>>552231154The evil creature
>>552231204I HATE TANKUKIS
>>552230609Fuji Kiseki would only wingman to try to get a threesome with Pokke going.
>>552230609FTFY
>>552231272My adorable daughter Apple-chan
>>552231280why she so sexyis it cuz of her waifufag artist?
>>552230609I feel like there needs to be a category for "Tries to steal you for themself"
>>552231189How am I illiterate? She fits the 3rd. 4th makes no sense. Suzu ain't gonna bat an eye at you hitting on someone. She's more likely to literally run away and possibly drop you as a trainer
>>552230357>Nothing meta or anythingwhy do globalbabs love LARPing as JP vet
>>552231337>>552230609The true answer would to be to put goldship at the top and bottom since she could definitely top-tier wingman or completely ruin your romantic trip depending on her mood
>>552230609>>552231337>risks her ass to bring you into the dormsI feel Taiki should be higher
cute!
>>552231385Funny enough that is not the same artist
>>552231664So Taiki can be smart sometimes?
>>552231714She scares me.She's far to siriusly serious
300 posts in and I still have no idea when that supposed magical "buy oguri cap" ticket is
>>552231714kyaaaaa
>>552231309Fuji let the trainer into the dorms so he can talk to Curren during her career
>>552231716close enough. either way I wanna hug n fuck the shit out of>>552231826LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I accidentally chose Oguri with my ticket New Year ruined
>>552230908>Bright wingmans for you and dober>>552231664>taiki wingmans for you and doberwhat's with all of tracen academy coming together to help dober get laid?
>>552231865I wouldn't worry about it
>>552231690Rice in a yukata is so cute
>>552231865no one really knows but prol
>>552232006she's very pretty
>>552231865That's because it happens an entire month later
So uhm... where gibs?
>>552232059PRETTY SHIT LMAO REKT
>>552231714Your charms won't work on me!
>>552231989They're all painfully aware of how Dober isn't honest with herself for toreina
>>552231937Fuji is not into being cucked....she's just dating a man 50 years older than her so she doesn't care about you romantically.
>>552231865
What is this Oguri ticket everyone is talking about? I don't what it is, how much is it?
you're brown
>>552232039the fuck is this card, I love it
>>552232154Curren's trainer. Not Fuji's.
>>552231865Somewhere around CM10-11, where she will start being good again.
>>552232154she should be dating ME instead, I'd treat her much better, as a boyuma deserves!
>>552231865after 6 months, I'm a JP vet with 90% PVP WR
>>552232217It's a free Uma selector just like the free SSR selector we got a while ago. Most f2ps are skipping on rolling Christmas Oguri and will use the free Uma selector to get her instead.
>>552232325Sorry anon, she's really into age difference, become an ojiisan first
>>552232345I'd taker Biwa more serious if I didn't see her puke a carrot to eat a bananana
>>552232006Why is she mad?
>>552231865>300 posts in and I still have no idea when that supposed magical "buy oguri cap" ticket is1st anniversary. Should be start of March at the current rate
>>552232416I-I'm sure 32yo is old enough for her...
>>552232390>>552232537is it free or does it actually cost money?
>>552232601>tfw mid forties ojisan
>>552232390So it is a paid uma ticket that comes later this month for a free random ssr with a chance of Xguri. By an estimate how much is it in $?
>>552231628I agree with this.She wouldn't even ruin your trip on purpose either, (you) and your trainer would just be hanging out then the GolShi storm crosses your path.
homewrecker
>>552232649Surprisingly many such cases I've noticed
>>552232640its money, 20 bucks.
>>552232453Yeah she should learn from Oguri and eat it too>>552232480She is being possesive with her trainer
>>552232785Real girls are icky and full of bullshit. Horsegirls are pure and love their trainers.
>>552232674It’s not random. It’s specific. You get to choose any Uma released up to its release date. 20$.
>>552232640It costs money, don't trust posts with this image>>552232674You get whatever Uma you want with it, it's not random and it costs $20 I think
>>552232453have you eaten a banana? it's way better than raw carrots so Hayahide's actions are justified
>>552232924Again, many such cases. Moving on.
>>552232948FOREHEAD PRINCES HERE I CUM!
>>552232601How gray is your hair?Does your back hurt in the morning?Do you need pills to attain an erection IN DEFIANCE OF GOD'S WILL in order to fuck her every night?Pick the wrong answers and you're not old enough for her.She is afaik the only uma that we see is shacked up with her torena, even if she's already retired
So I roll for Bourbon, buy xmas cap, and then hoard carrots through all of MANT so I walk into grand live with 120k carrots, right?
>>552232973
>>552233005bananas taste terrible
>>552231460Sad cope
>>552232674>>552232948Seems like it's anything up to the new year banner. So up to Haru/Opera NY alts, and Speed Fuku for the SSR version.So it won't include Valentine Bourbon
>>552233134This is a perfectly valid and reasonable plan, yes.
>mfw I realize this year i will be 26yois it over? oldfags, tell me everything will be better from now on.....
>>552233303
>>552233134I still have yet to see a single anon explain how V.Bourbon isnt a total brick. She wins vs nothing.>DUDE SHES SO EASY FREE GROUNDWORKYeah? And every other front in the game gets free taking the lead. She literally cant unless you MLB twin turbo and dance through a TRIPLE AGEMASEN EVENT.You can farm groundwork, there are thousands of groundwork parents on umadb, and you can even desperation guaranteed groundwork via falco. Bourbon cannot realistically get taking the lead in any scenario.Any front with only groundwork or only taking the lead will ALWAYS lose to an uma with both.
>>552233080>How gray is your hair?Pitch Black, full as well, just like my late fathers.>Does your back hurt in the morning?The only pain I might have is my neck, and that's down to my (near) non existent pillow.>IN DEFIANCE OF GOD'S WILL2-3 sessions a night if I'm bored/tired. so no>Pick the wrong answers and you're not old enough for her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov7OfvslxJI
I'm in the Ura semis of a 1 million fan run and I'm gonna keep holding it until the month resets and I change clubs. How's that make you feel Danchud?
>>552233005Yes I've had bananas. But have you ever had raw sweet carrots?sweet carrots and bananas are pretty close imoI know one thing though.tama couldn't afford to eat dirt
>>552232206Isn't 1st year anni supposed to come with missions
>>552233497Yes, we’re also getting another welfare card I believe
>>552233442Villainous behavior
>>552233319Any other projection you want to share with the thread?
>>552232249It's unironically a must pull if you're an open league seal clubber. If you don't have that card in open league, you're losing
>>552233303I'll tell you this. If there's something you want to do, then do it.Next thing you know, you'll be 35 and still haven't done it. If you want to change your career, learn something new, or whatever now is the time.The world has become harder in the last 20 years, and time doesn't wait for you.
>>552233134Yeah, it's actually a solid plan.Speed Maru comes out near the end of MANT, but she gets a rerun banner 2 months later with Fine motion.Only other card during MANT you might want to consider is Mr CB wit, but that also gets a rerun banner in Grand Live with Super Creek
>>552225074...do you think they have this in the umaverse too?
>>552225074Oh hey, that's my country's traditional drink. You can find it here in nearly every store but honestly it's not even that good.Horse meat on the other hand is way tastier and also very common here.
>>552233303If you've been excerising regularly, eating and sleeping well, then your 30s is no different then your 20s. If you haven't then yeah it's over
>>552233924wanna slide my hands up her sleeveless shirt and grope her booba
>>552233303unc is pushing 30...
>tfw still stuck in 2025torainahs of the future, what's it like? Are things better?
>VF umalator is supposedly the gaslight simulator with regards to overvaluing stamina>The original umalator seems to be giving stronger bias toward umas with more stamina, at least when wit checks and stamina skills are concernedwhats going on
>>552234089>only 30Hit your 40s and you'll seriously miss your painfree 30s
>>552233303one day you're going to wake up with random hip or joint pain, and it'll never go away.
Do you think being attracted to umas is considered a fetish to humans, or is it as mundane as someone thinking latinas are hot? Like if there was a brothel of umas that service men, would a guy going there be seen as into weird kinky shit?
>>552233707Thank you, anon. I was thinking something along those lines. I plan to finish university this year and practice my japanese to become proficient.>>552234018Phisically I think I'm alright. I have been going to the gym regularly for the last 2-3 years.
>>552234207normal
>>552234207the ningen foids would get all huffy about it but men would just be like "haha nice"
>>552234207>Like if there was a brothel of umas that service men, would a guy going there be seen as into weird kinky shit?Yes but not because of the different species thing, but rather because you're into women that are strong enough to snap you in half like a twig.
>>552233134Why not roll for xoguri and ticket bourbon? Doesn't the ticket come out right after bourbon banner? You'd get much more value off xoguri this way.
>>552234094good thing we don't need both because of private practice rooms
>>552234409you can't ticket burbon
>>552234207>brothel uma doujinI NEED IT
>>552234409Can’t ticket bourbon. Bourbon comes out after the tickets.
>>552234409>and ticket bourbon?Bourbon banner is out at the same time as ticket so you can't exchange for her.
give me groundwork you spunky little latina bitch ughhhhh
>>552233376midrace is more important tho anon. Her ult+innate escape artist means she will have a strong midrace game not easily topped.
>>552234185>tfw you lay wrong and not only sleep like shit but wake up with more pain then when you went to bed
>>552233303It's all downhill after you hit 20
umamusume is a HAG game. dont even deny it
Do you really look at front runner autism and say "Yeah, I want to do that"?What's wrong with you?I understand rolling for Bourbon because she's cute but because she's meta? damn.
>>552234207anon theyre literally born of humans through damn near immaculate conception, i don't think people give them a distinction other than ""really fast and strong person"The world Clark Kent was denied, basically
>>552234382Imagine not doing cock exercises so that you can handle an uma. Couldn't be me.
>>552234706What's the problem anon
>>552234706bwo the point of Bourbon is that she has very minimal Front runner autism
I will run Rice and Bourbon and no amount of gaslighting will prevent me from doing so.
>>552234706Bourbon has autismLike meShe's literally me(i'm a horsegirl btw)
>>552234706listen, you're gonna have to engage with the games breeding system eventually, might as well have an uma who is both a good groundwork spreader and a good uma herself. its carats spent today to save dozens of hours of time
>>552229859He was 40 at the start of the manga. By the end 10~ years pass. So kitahara would be 50
>>552234706Inheriting is better when you have gold, without inheritance buff it goes from 20% to 40% native. That being said, I'll give front a try once gold groundwork releases.
>>552234729>through damn near immaculate conceptionI don't think you know what that word means.
>>552234998theyy're godgiven children to where neither parents genetics are taken into accountthe dudes cum was not his owntbats immaculate conception, zeus-styled
Ready for capriconrit procd of 2 instead of 10 med ofc. Also how the fuck is this not over 14k?
>>552235107That's not immaculate conception, immaculate concept is the idea that Mary was born free of original sin. You're thinking of virgin birth, which is not true anyway because Oguri's mother looks just like her.
>>552235107>>552234998>god raped my waifu
>>552234873T R A C E NRACEN
>>552233303>mfw it's the year I turn 30
>>552234639MORE HAGS!
>>552233303yes you died at 25 and they might bury you by 70
>>552234873post your three sizes
curren likes to tease, but if toreina snapped and actually made a move on her, what would happen?
>>552235636She would rape him
>>552235636Tazuna found me tied up with my pants off and a sock in my mouth.
Happy new years anons! 7 and all (you)r new year's luck is now mine
Happy Birthday!
>>552235580oguri's mom has got it going on
>>5522359437 and i steal your luck
>>552236106She just has so much...free time now that someone else is cooking meals for Oguri. More time than she knows what to do with.
>>552235943lmao, begone foul being. My top Umadol and this two will bring everyone great fortune and many fans!
>>552234639Sex with hag trainees
>>552229932Okay gramps
Any ugly bastards here? I want to sell Dober to you.
>>552236370
>there are trainers in a team, usually train more than 5 umas at oncehow are they supposed to survive with multiple rape attempts from trainees?
Guys stop itUmas are NOT hags, they're 17 at most!
>>552236505Trainer dorm has security
>CM is on New Years dayDefend this shit umaretards.
>>552236683hmm does that mean i should avoid q until next day
>>552236683>new years>everyone's home>more casuals to match againstyou don't like free wins?
>>552236639lmao
>>552236639>the security
Do I post it?
>>552236845source? is it funny
>>552236370YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>552236379My favourite uma likes my age.
I bet McQueen would look really cute while holding down her pee...
McQueen is fat
>>552236845to be fair he can't do shit to stop an uma
OgurixTama when
>>552237031Yeah
Akemashite Omedetou you horse weebs
…
>>552237082You're responsible for this GRANDPA
>>552233303I'm 37, and nothing really feels different than 27, except I'm uglier but I was always ugly.Still just work a lot, play a lot of vidya, crank the hog, only difference is I own a home
Danchou said i couldn't go to celebrate new years with my close family and friends until i reach 4m fans today
>she did it againSomeone please free Happy Meek from Aoi. She deserves to win.
>>552237438canon
>>552237285You'll have to rely on the fan art; Tama only shows up once after she retires.
What's the recommended stat line for next CM?
>>552236845Lmfao
>>552237343my beloved
YEAROFTHEHORSE
>>552237223and that's a good thing
FIRST 5-0 OF 2026 GET FUCKED RIKO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552237438Making babies with Acute wife!
Gentildonna what thee fuck did I do to you for you to hate me like this? I've gotten a single fucking SSR in 175 rolls, I'm actually going to have to spend money to finish this (I already spent some to get there!)Why do you hate meWhat did I do to youI loved you this entire time
>curren and falco in the same collabKek
>>552237438penises are so icky looking!
/uma/, what is your actual goal in the All Spark banner? What is the uma you currently want but didn't roll for in the past?
>Switch homescreen uma from Curren in race wear to random>Curren shows up again but with the anniversary wear...
>>552236845How many umas sneak off to sleep with toreinas every night?
>>552237805Making Machitan suck on my ochinchin
>>552237810skipping because I'm satisfied with my roster. That banner is gigabait
happy new year bros, may all of us get blessed
>>552237810I still don't have regular Maruzensky.
>>552237708>5 years of the same 1/2* umas plus a handful morefuck do you guys do when they are all upgraded to level 5..
>>552237747>falco is the cute village wife>curren is the city whore
>>552230479https://jiggie.fun/2026https://jiggie.fun/2026https://jiggie.fun/2026
>>552237551Rice gf and wife!
>>552234706the entire point of bourbon is she AVOIDS all the front autism, look:you just... start off with everything
>>552237909many enough
>>552237285they got official art together today and a very homosexual MV ingame
>>552238014I HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>552238056>cute village wifeaka the one that gets instantly corrupted and becomes a slut the second she leaves her bumfuck town. just look how belno turned out
>>552237442pantsu
>>55222759450 pulls at the end of the banner
CarlitoCarlito
>>552238180counterpoint Yeppers
>>552236215>>552236106>>552235580considering oguri literally doesn't understand sex and her mom is implied to be a widow it genuinely is realistic for oguri's trainer to fuck her mom
>>552238039Scrap them for tickets.
>>552237519>170 cmI am NOT a manlet
I've seen some people say we get 100 free pulls on Tama's banner and others say it's 60 on her and 60 on the support card banner released right next to her. Which is it? Gametora and uma.moe don't have any info on free gacha pulls
>>552238271WRONG THREADWRONG BOARD
>>552238285Thrusting into Creek's thighs>>552238298Creek nursing handjob after she pulls up her sweater.
>>552238302>40 pulls of a single 1* uma to get enough extra stars to convert into 1 ticketgrimoh god its so grim
>>552237558>2026 is the Year of the Horse>A video game that has horse girls is popularCoincidence? I think not!
>>552238285oguri cuck…
>>552238039>>552238302>when I see jp players with 100s of star piecesAnd they made monies even more of a gag
I'm skipping because there's someone I need to save for
>>552237438THATS MY GRANDMA DELETE THIS!
>>552238157she loves u tho
>>552238239I need to pull for Tamawife now
>>552238271https://youtu.be/1jJsYbVBnaE>14y agofuck...
this feels nice
>>552238302That's why they never updated the clover shop I'm guessing?
>>552237805maybe a little bit but they feel good inside
>>552238285WAIT A MINUTE>Kitahara was left behind in kasamatsu for over an entire year while oguri left>Oguri's mom was also alone
>>552237810I kinda want Fantasy Grass but I'd rather just hope she spooks me on another banner because I want Dia/Ardan
>>55223846221 more days bwo stay strong
>>552238102the hell, she's busty as fuck
>>552237810Fantasy Pasa and her magnificent tits
>>552237805Machitan likes penises
>>552236215>>552236106>>552235580>mayano top gun has a wedding alt>Nishino flower has a wedding alt>curren chan has a wedding alt>sweep tosho has a wedding altYou guys honestly think it's a hag game? I don't see a maruzensky or creek wedding skin.
>>552238525Holding hands and kissing Cafe!
STOP POSTINTG PORN ON NEW YEARS
>>552238761Maru doesn't marry, you're a pump n dump to her.
>>552238102Pretty much this. You still need cards. Kita SSR has dodging danger and stam SSR suzuka has concentration.Ultimately you either like the uma with the style or somehow got the good deck through whaling or luckmaxxing.
Cute nendo
>>552238758canon
>>552233303Your twenties suck until 29, and then you either die or turn 30, which is like your twenties but worse.
>>552238758>just grab'em by the cock
>>552238825NOPOST MORE
>>552238761Dober has one, though I think the joke is that she's afraid of men.
>>552237438>>552237696Please
>>552238758Only (you)rs
>>552238574
>>552238925So it only gets worse?
>>552238825
You're going to roll for her, right?
>>552234185>>552234610I-uh,,, I'm feeling this at 26I think I did something wrong
>>552238758
>>552239462If Oguri spooks me in less than 50 rolls, I will, she's super cute but my budget is tight.
>>552238761
>>552239462I don't have much funds left unfortunately...
>>552239621Helios get down
YAMERO
>>552233707this is the only true advice the others are retarded
damn that's a lot of umankos and umatittys
Watch who I am.I am playing the game.
>>552239462No but there's another rich uma I prefer
>>552239621Cute portable wife
>>552233707If I did everything I wanted to do in life, I'd already be dead
>>552233303chopped and unc because same
>>552239269It doesn't really get better, that's just something they say...
>>552239462Surely I'll get her as a bonus when I pull for wedding curren, right?
>>552239846then take sucide off the list so doing everything doesn't kill you, idiot
>meidos doing it for free on NYgrim
>>552239923YADA
Happy New YearWhich trainer u wud fug?
Machitan loves sex
magazine.cygames.co.jp/archives/39558MORE OFFICIAL YEAR OF THE HORSE ART
>>552240010
odds I stay up to play gamesevens I jerk off and go to bed
>>552240097with me of course
>>552224414wtf only 1 CM this month?
>>552240097>matching underwearVery cute
>>552240267you'll end up jerking off either way
How much stam for saggitarius if im only using fantasy grass unique
>>552233707This had me thinking. I don't think I want to do anything in life, other than be by a good womanThe experiences are all a bonus, unless it's eye opening or something that can lift me out of my mental illness
New Years and you guys are already fucking retarded.
>>552240324>snoutno that's going too far, it also doesn't make sure because it's a horse
There is TOO MUCH sex in this thread.
>>552240404
>>552240310Hello time traveler, did I get Scorpio platinum?
SLOW DOWN
>>552240459no, ryan did the thing
special fatass
>>552240321Untrue, I get super heated playing online to want to jerk it after. I'll probably bully my dog instead, it's funny seeing him gnaw on my hand when I suddenly stop petting him for 5 seconds
>>552240532NO, 16 MORE THREADS BEFORE NEW YEARS
>>552240534NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>finally done with fuji's bullshitshe's hot but god damn that was annoying
>>552240658don't let freaks take nice things away from you
>>5522246257 minutes
>>552240441I want to cuddle with Dober. Non sexually of course.
>>552239650Uh oh lolibros our agenda..Quick, say 'w-well there's only ONE hag wedding dress'
>>552240312>anon implying he doesn't match his clothes???
>>552240915Me on the left
>>552240915me on the right
>>552240404>tfw there are TANUKI posters in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>552239462yeppers and I WILL use paid carats
>>552241020>>552240980you two should meet
cute hag
>>552241020H-hey, haha....
>>552240915I did this.
What's the video size limit these days, it's notnstill 3.9mb right?
>>552241135Slut wonder...
>>552241135What's it like to have someone look at you like this?
>>552240010WAAAAAHHHHHH TORAINAH-SAN! THE JANITOR IS WORKING SO HARD WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING FUN AND THEY DON'T EVEN PAY HIM!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHMOOD: AWFUL
>>552241135>>552240915Okay bro can you give me a Taishin one?
Starting the new year very hardThanks /uma/
>>552241221it's nice
*fast incoherent lyrics in Japanese*
>>552241179No the limit is whatever catbox's limit is
>>552240478I actually like Taishin and her outfit. Why do people hate it so hard?
>>552240404My wife likes me that way and is happy I haven't changed on the new year.Just hit midnight for me! Woohoo!
Pokke is too tight
So if it's the year of the horse, but horses don't exist in the umaverse, then what year is it there? The year of the umamusume?
>>552241412THE STRONGEST pussy
>>552241135Chrono Genesis...
>>552241412
porn posting so you guys dont browse this thread, go talk to your family instead of looking at your phones
>>552241353Thats MY wife!Already pot 5 and 5 statues from Mummy mommy pot 5
Gyaru nudes next please
Not much good skills to pick...
>>552239462card in august yeah
>>552241431
>>552241463they're sleeping bwo...
>>552241463>being a phonefaggot
>>552241221I'll never know
>>552241463My family's sleeping or working the night shift so I'm (physically) all alone
>>552241454pic rel of course
>>552241463Everyone except my coworkers are asleepAll my family is old>>552241492I'm too tired to look for new
>>552241605Why aren't you working fag.
>>552241463My family doesn't care about this holiday. We ate pizza and everyone passed out around 10pm.
>>552241642TIGHTESTLIGHTNING
>>552241553But unicorns is actshully a misidentified rhino. They might drew a fancy looking rhino in umaverse with no horse reference.
>>552241802Grass wouldn't act like this.
yoooooshikuyoooooo*gives you Maya's love advice pre debut
These don't look like trainings!
>>552241463>go talk to your family>"why aren't you married yet?">"I want to see my grandkids">"why aren't you here and not out partying? you'll never find a girl like this">"look who decided to come out">"what are your thoughts on trump?"I'd rather see Kita's tits
>>552241802MEIDOS THIS IS SAFE
>>552241884Extracurricular activities
>>552241802This makes up for all the tanukis>>552241849That's Rudolph you dumb shit
>>552241679I'm off today.
>>552241679>not on holiday for new years
>>552241909>imagine being on this site ON NEW YEARS working FOR FREE cleaning up all the porn posted on new years
>>552233707this is good advice which is why I'm filming a uma cosplay sex tape this year
ITS THE NEW YEARS YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BETTER YOURSELF
Shan't continue playing this shit event
My onii-sama is rising.
>>552242146tits too big, nipples too AIsloppa
Don't listen to this other King posterPost pornBe degenerates2026 lord of our horse
>>552242136Rice wouldn't say this
>>552242136I should jerk off to Rice tonight
Fucking Riko didn't show up until senior year april and of course she fucking failed the top option
>>552242146hot
>>552242225>>552242256
>>552240783I didn't make it on time.
>>552237898>onii-chan thought he could get away
>>552242302>top option>2026your fault really
>>552239650>>552240835globalfag herewhat is mejiro ramonu like? she's hot but what's her personality
>>552242515You're a cunt, Riko
Who's your first cum tribute of the year gonna be to?
Yawn no good porn
>>552233303As soon as you settle into a monotonous routine (usually something like wake up - go to work - engage in a passive hobby - go to sleep), your brain turns to mush faster than you can imagine. If you avoid falling into that trap, you'll be fine.
>>552242612Sorry I don't partake in cumming on my computer
>>552229389
>>552242534So this is mochi?
>>552242612(You)
>>552233707>you'll be 35guess it's too late for me
>>552242719>careers cost 15>still only 3 borrows
>>552242612One of the pretty Mejiros(not ryan or mcqueen)
>>552242719>winter uniformYES FUCKING FINALLY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FINALLY FGUIUUUUCK
>>552242726Uuuuuuuuh
>>552242846>he doesn't know
>>552242726My POV
>>552242846Allegedly Fine Motion increases borrows to 5
>>552242954I uh yea, I genuinely don't know.
>>552242062The time is not yet here Kingu!
>>552242719fatty event>>552242892>all you fat asses
I see these POV porn pics and just Gosling at this point
>>552230609Biwa is your wingman for Taishin's hot spring ticket event, no way she's in the bottom tier
I haven't watched any of CinGrey yet because i only got past like two eps of Pretty Derby
>>552242062One more goon sesh, and then I change.
>>552242612My wife of course
>>552242719This is tamamo and fukuspeed right?
Who will be your first fap of the year? I'm thinking about emptying my load to Buena Vista
>>552242719 IALREADY HAVE OVER 20 TEIO ONSEN
>>552243054Pretty derby is a hard watch
>>552242726My wife grass would look at me like this
>>552243154Ticket ryona
>>552243152Correct, a 10 pull each day
>>552243116>getting Dober used to every part of a man
>>552242726El POV
Perhaps /uma/ would be better suited for the /trash/ with how horny you chucklefucks are
>>552243026>ryan gosling>mejiro ryanBro you're a ugly boy uma
>>552243182increased onsen still means more 30 energy 10 stats during run
Now that the New Year is here, did you guys raise your friendship with Tazuna and Riko high enough for a date at the shrine?
>>552243221>>552243152>tamamoBASED PLEASE LET ME HAVE HER>fukuspeedone of those "only usable at MLB" cards so I really don't see this mattering at all
>>552243154>>552243116As many runs as she's failed me, at least she's a pretty fuck.
>>552243154
>>552243286No, I'm saving myself for Akikawa.
>>552243031Found it
>>552243009starting with the new beginnings event at the end of the month, daily borrows are permanently increased to 5
>>552243286Yeah, my daily ritualposting has gotten me to orange friendship
>>552243360
>>552243286Riko the whore ghosted me all year
>>552243450WHY IS SHE PINCHING MY NUTS
I should be able to report people for griefing who start lobbies that are 7/9 or 8/9 because they're too lazy to wait
>>552243436>spinning the ball on her fingerworry_dog.jpg
>>552243450
>>552243154Curren probably
Nice nature's career is SO romantic it honestly kind of mogs everyone else in uma musumeactual goslingcore character
>at work >had an office party >ryan gosling moment of wishing Neicha was by my side for a split second while doing office blackjack Hmm, umas are dangeous
>Finished jerking off with a friendTime to make some CM8 parents!
>>552243537Host your own lobbies and post the code then
>>552243612I wish I had a friend like that
Why does mcqueen worry about her weight so muchshe's a total flattie
>>552243584>>552243597neichamind
Bros it's a new year why are you still spamming porn
STOP PORN POSTING THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>552243717what the fuck is wrong with you
Hi /uma/ I'm an up and coming umatuber (400+ subs), how do I buy an ad here to show my guides?
>>552239462yes
>>552243717>AI can make moving pictures nowSugoi...
>>552243717SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>552243872Don't, just post your content and pretend to be someone who hates on said umatuber, then samefag as someone who likes that umatuber, then samefag both and tell them to buy an advert effectively bumping your own post 3 or more times
>>552243804NEED DIRECTOR PORN NOW>>552243875Oh sweet child. It can do much more than that. Voices too.
>>552243717reminder you could only do this if you were 100% pure-blodded japaneseeven a hawaiian hafu couldn't do this, and grass doesn't give a fuck about ayrans
>>552243872you kys
>>552242612>>552243154Teio, without doubt, she's the one for me.
>>552243924>>552243930>>552243937
>>552243450>>552243717>>552243924>>552243930>>552243937
>>552243875Bro AI can do a lot now, I've become such a fucking coomer the past yearmy brain has literally become slop, even though I'm in my late 30s I'm back to crankin' the hog 4-5 times a day. Do you know how powerful it is to take old childhood friends and turn them into hentai proportion cows, walk towards (You) and say they love you while leaning over? shit's way too powerful
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
please please pelase please tell me this is good enough for Scorpio I hate this CM so much I've done so many fucking runs this is the best I've made so far I don't wanna do ace runs anymore god help
>>552244120WHOA BABY
All this Uma porn and not one moving image of Tazuna or Akikawa
>>552244120Weird popsicle
>>552243717canon
>>552244004CAN YOU REACH OVER YOUR GUT, FATTY?
Should I jerk off to that hypno cheer neicha manga
>>552244235But they aren't Umas?
I FORGOT TACHYON NEEDS GOOD MOOD FOR SATSUKI SHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552244272Lob the link for that please
>>552244120the most sexy part is that she's not wearing the ears protection
new year hit and I've decided I'll make a last second spechud ace for this CM
>>552244139>no pump>no SFV>wasted SP on gold Slick Surge>no pulse>no position pilferI can't see this grass stealing any wins
Where do you guys find this stuff?
>>552244139bofa
>>552243937source?
>>552244494why don't you add sound
>>552244459It’s ai
>>552244387Look me dead in the fucking eyes and tell me how in god's name you get all that shit on a single uma
I'm going to forget to save these
>>552244494But this isn't a boy or girl
>>552244546I know retard
>>552244562anon is gay you only need pump from that list
>>552244562Skill
Yeah this thread not gonna survive Move whenever>>552244625>>552244625>>552244625
Seiun Sky is my friend
>>552242383Thank you rice
>>552244667retard
>>552244667absolute fucking retard
>>552244139Ryan's pump/ Dober's moving past is THE late surger strat, even now for jap server so idk. Also No stopping me. You'll probably not end up in group A, if this is your best. If you get shitty opponents you can snatch a win or too.
>>552244264Don't be mean...
>>552244678That;s the stuff!
>>552244789dober inherit doesn't work on scorpio
>>552244667Retard. Yet everyone will move because you all are sheep. Herd mentality.
>>552243237DO NOT GIVE HER A PENIS. MY HORSE DOES NOT NEED A PENIS.
>>552244667kys indo brown retard
>>552244917Okay I like this one.
>>552244917sexy and canon
happy new years
>>552244904false
>>552244987>tama too poor to wish people happy new year
>>552244917I wonder if AI can create more Teio coffee images.
>>552244917OKAY I CAN MASTURBATE TO THIS SLOPPA
You thought artists were cooked, imagine animators.That said I can literally tell all of these are trained on Obrobine's animations. Grim.
Doraaaw? Wandafo!
>>552244343https://nhentai.net/g/428016/here you go
>>552245008That's her full unique, the inherited has shorter duration so it doesn't carry over, it wouldn't work on that anon's grass
>>552245046why is she dressed like an old divorced southasian guy
>>552245160Danke Grok
>>552245160I've seen full animations from AI slopit still looks weird. They can probably handle the simple movements but choreo and key frames are still important probably
>>552243450A realistic cock. In my Japanese hentai?!?!
>>552245198She's traveled a lot.
>>552245190Appreciate it!
>>552245248How about a scared face?
>>552245248based
>>552245190OKAY THIS IS GREAT STUFF
>>552245248requesting biwa banana
>>552245468the wet shirt it gives a good touch
McQueen blowjobs?
>>552245248>>552244917>>552245468what program? Grok is way too censored for this
where do I post aiiiie
Everytime I see the Mejiros they remind me of the preppies from the game Bully. Which group of umas are the bullies, nerds, greasers and jocks?
>>552245902
>>552245902whenever I see the mejiros, I want to have sex with them
Just because you have giant boobs! Doesn't mean you can't put on running shorts! And dream of being a champion racing umamusume!
Just because you had to have your hand poorly remade because there weren't enough fingers on it! And your boobs are huge and heavy! Doesn't mean you can't one day win the SPRING TENNO SHO!
