Previous: >>552263104>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Tacchy!
Is this a thing Trainees and Trainers really do?
>That imagea long time coming
This one, lads.
jiggie
Happy new year! May you all have great club implosions!
>>552280209many such cases
Who is your club sending to defend us now that the psyop succeeded and we're embroiled in an interthread brother war with /v/?
Is Hishi Miracle the next uma that gets propaganda spread?
>>552280296VERY based image
>>552280480Maybe...
>>552280446>we
>>552280446I offer danchou
>>552280446im literally just ignoring the /v/ shitposters though?
>he is STILL defending /v/ with all his brown mightoh im noooooooooticing
>>552280446Can you fuck off back to your shitty degen board and leave us alone?
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Rules for 2026:-No sexualizing the umas-No dating the umas, you're only their trainer-Respecting your fellow trainer's favorite umasThat'll be all. Have fun!
All the danchous should really take a note from the downfall of cunnyinc and umao. If you're burnt out don't be a retard clinging to power and pass the leader to someone else instead of flatlining for months and watching your club slowly fall apart.
I am having trouble consistently proccing taishin nemesis for speed carryover on autumn tenno sho CM. The condition is having a overtake target in the final corner.I can still rebuild dominator grass wonder to function as a stepping stone, but don't really know how to turn her into an overtake target consistently.Right now I have been using 3 corner speed skill on taishin with zero corner skills grass with limited success.
>>552280732
I got interested in this game from the fat chibi animations I have been getting recommended on youtubeI like haru urara and the animations have given me the impression rice shower is her friend, is that the case?
I am once again putting out there that, if you're interested in joining the latest of the /uma/ clubs, Autis/uma/, you can apply with the club ID 231973146 or reply to this post with your Trainer ID for an invite once your timer expires. We still have plenty of slots open.See you on the track, gamers.
sagittarius is golshi game again, isn't it
>>552280828no, Laisu is the villain of the story
Dancho we're not full Explain
>>552280828yes, they are friends in the anime and in game
>>552280740Me? I'm gonna delete my club on the last day of the month
Dancho we're fullExplain
>>552280828Haru Urara is a nice girl and Rice is a serial stabber.
>>552280828Rice is evil
Post Kita + Dober carat retention status?
Every day until you like it.
Kill them all Dancho.
>>552280828Yeah, they are good friends.
>>552280876You know it. Tamamo Cross drops day-of and she is Gold Ship 2.0 so expect to see a lot of her as well.
Are you rollin for anything this month?
>>552280891>>552280996>>552281004oh no>>552280913>>552281067yay
Last minute ace training... do you think she has a chance bros?
>all these for no S
>>552281038>ityou talking about chiyo or sloppa?
>>552281202I'll get everything from the free rolls.
>>552280446I do not think about /v/ at all
>3 sleep deprived in a rowChrist.
>>552281202>Holidays Oguri>Tamamo Chud>Super OpeYeah, I'm thinking I'll have to use THAT...
my harem
What are club IDs actually for, what do you do with them? I've never seen an input for them.
>>552281202Unfortunately I want many of the girls coming soon. Finemo is a cute tranny and the Opera skin is godlike. Also the acupuncturist banner is in early February...
>>552281202If I get two or more Fuku I'm splurging until MLB
>>552281360daughterdont carehyper sex
>>552281202
>>552281303It's sakurafish bro. Gotta reread F/SN now that I'm reminded of it.
>>552281118erotic gyaru
For newfags or those that will be joining clubs. This is what club ranks are summarized>SConsider it as if you're wageslaving >A+ This is if you want a team effort of 1M daily minimum>AThis is where you pray for someone to do fan runs out of their goodwill while most do 1 run per day>B+Still a team effort of everyone doing a minimum effort of 1 run per day>B belowflatliners central anything goes >/v/ niggeryI literally did not read the past thread to care about any of these
>still seething over /v/lmao
>>552280296oh nyooo
>>552281540I don't have her
>>552281552>This is where you pray for someone to do fan runs out of their goodwill while most do 1 run per dayWait, I thought everyone was chipping in. Does that mean I've been working extra hard for freeloaders?
>>552281365>anon thinks theres a df with every club name
>>552280296holy marked
>>552281202maybe tama if we get lots of gibs otherwise next will be ayabe
>>552281552This actually is a good summary
>>552281695Mambro...
>>552280296Yes, this happens normally after the hot-springs trip
>>552281202I'll do my best to save all my month's gems for Finemo+Kawakami, unless>>552281429Same
>>552281593>>552280296>Uma has plenty of lovey dovey contentWhat we really need is more images like what you posted
>>552281695depends on the club
>>552281695Only 1 out of all the A clubs have a proper monthly quota. So, yes. A is actually a goodwill out of the members.
>>552281593yeah you can't turn on her switch and don't go all the way
hehe nyooooticing someone's getting nyooooticing haha. nyooooticing nyooooticing nyooooticing. oh nononononono NYOOOOTICING heeeheee. brown are getting nyooooticing. oh nononono getting nyooooticing right now. oh nonono hee hee nyooooticing getting NYOOOOTICING. HEEHEEE. OH NONONONONO it seems that brown are GETTING NYOOOOTICING. oh nonononono NYOOOOTICING HOURS. CHECK TIME. NYOOOOTICING HOURS CHECK TIME. NYOOOOTICING HOURS. CHECK TIME. NYOOOOTICING HOURS. OH NONONONONONO brown ARE GETTING NYOOOOTICING. OH NONONONONOO.
>>552281552>>552281980Any club recruiting currently or should I wait until tomorrow?I'm a newfag but I religiously try to get 1M daily
>>552282004careful anon weve seen your disgusting hands
>>552281593She has a fucking condom in the pillow
>>552281980In other words A rank is for people who simply like the game.
>>552282004have you started the liquid only diet yet? its a fast way to lose those pounds
>>552281202Pulling Oguri since I got Dober on my very first single pull and got tons of carrots (60k+) saved. After that its saving for NTR and Tachyon again
>>552282087Basically. Anons who are afraid of quotas but will do higher than A+ quotas.
>3 (THREE) mood downs in a rowstupid BITCH im gluing this run before the dahby
Fuck you. I'm never coming back to your shit club
>>552281937
>>552282179>Basically. Anons who are afraid of quotas but will do higher than A+ quotas.It's funny now that you mention it. That's true.
>>552282068wait for the danchous to execute the club slackers tomorrow
Is this part of training?
>>552282323>your danchou isn't doing it nowngmi
>>552282278bignig wouldn't do this
wait, you mean there's trainers who don't fuck their Umas?
FUCK YOU
see danchud, you should have waited before letting shitters in...
>>552280296>>552281593im fucking my trainee for tracen academy
>>552282428Falcotoreina...
>>552282278Mambro...
>>552282179Behold the might of Mambo's Four Kings. Easily able to challenge stronger clubs, but content to stay with their cute and smiling dacchis.
>>552282428Sadly yes
>>552282392he's not on right now, but he will bring justice sooooon
>>552282306I-I feel pressured okay? I do 50M+ every month b-but I won't join your scary 30M quota club! I like to be c-comfy, I swear!
>>552282371
>>552281980What's in the onlyfans?
Digitan LOVE
>>552282572This but unironically. Never know when IRL shit will crop up and your ability to farm tanks
>>552281980>suicide does not countthere is no escape. I am crucified.
>>552282576
My Trainee is sick so I need to take care of her. She's been sweaty all day and needs a change of clothes.
>>552282179The existence of quotas is actually a filter to most of the people unsurprisingly
>>552282383Guts and Stamina training>>552282371>>552282576>Shakur, but cuteYes please!
This just happened to me with girls I work with and now I'm making it happen in IRL (yes really) but with the Umas instead!The Umas talking you into taking yoga class with them! Rolling your eyes at the idea, but doing it anyway to make them happy! Meeting up with the Umas at yoga class and having a full-blown meltdown...you didn't consider that they don't wear shoes or socks in class! Being assaulted with Umas wearing yoga buttpants and being COMPLETELY BAREFOOT! Seeing the Umas smelly bare feet for the first time ever! Seeing the Umas having their girlfeets stuffed inside shoes for years and then SUDDENLY SEEING THEM NAKED! BARE UMA FEETS! UMAS WITH NO SOCKS ON! NAKED SMELLY BARE UMA GIRLFEETS!Seeing and smelling bare naked exposed Uma feets for the first time and losing your mind! Looking at EVERY Uma's naked feet and seeing the shape of their toes, their smelly soles, cute archs, what color they paint their toes! Absorbing every detail of their cute and smelly bare Uma FEETS! Having to "use the bathroom" every 5 minutes because the Umas are literally naked! Having no socks on is literally nudity to a girlfeets enjoyer! Seeing Umas casually walking around in what to you is straight up nudity! Gold Ship walking up to you to say hi in a slightly smug, airy sort of way while her smelly bare feet are LITERALLY naked and exposed!Cute smelly stinky sweaty steamy soft moist cute cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip Doritos corn chips popcorn pickle juice stinky smelly cute GIRLFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cute smelly bare cheesy vinegar cute stinky girlfeets <3 <3 <3 <3
>we made itThere’s still room for the anon that got confirmed even though you may see 30/30, just saying farewell to a long-time club member taking a break. As soon as you leave your current club I will get you your spot.There may be room for one more S/S+ anon too if you’re patient. Reply if interested.>>552281552You forgot >S+Anons that enjoy the game to the fullest and also Coolest kids on the block that teach you how to do 1m fan runs in 25 minutes so you can get your numbers up even if you don’t have ton of timeGroup effort to fight off the discord clubs (sometimes successfully!)And fun club races and events with giveaways for even more carats
oreng new year
Air Shakur is an ugly bitch whose only personality is talking about linux
Girl is literally having a seizure and not a single one in a thousand of spectators noticed
>>552282775
>>552282572yeaI can take a few days off my A club no problem
>>552282638Mandatory group JOIs once a week and an additional findom tribute quota on top of the fan quota.
>>552282702Not in an /uma/ club but Christmas and New Years made me flatline a couple of daysI love Umas but I have a life outside of it
>gives you headwhat did she mean by this
I'd leave for an A+ club but mambochou said he has photos of what we all did on his private jet over Christmas and since I'm one of the top earners he says he'll leak it if I do. I just can't afford to risk that.
>>552281202Got Dober in 100. May just coast for this month.
>>552281038Sakurafish posting being banned on /a/ really was its deathknell. Now the board is unusable.
>>552282919If there's another spot that might be available, I'd be interested.
>>552282919how does this club exist here yet mambo is the one getting pointless drama and attention all the time
>>552282954dont say that...
I woke up to this today btw
The mere mention of a quota or hard limits that you don't even enforce are enough to filter most retardst. dancho
>>552283156Mambo's pointless drama and attention is all thanks to their dancho's inability to enforce rules, and 2 rotten members where the entire drama started.
>>552283170I hate these fucking creatures so much.
>>552283096If something being banned is the deathknell of a board the board was on its last legs anyway. Just take up arms and fight like 2010s era /jp.
>>552283206We know you don't enforce them, my large-chested friend.
>>552282962this is what umas go through after 5 minutes without their trainer
>>552283149>>552283096Please stop posting about board race wars
>>552283170I love these fucking creatures so much.
>>552281202Will be trying for both Oguri and Biwa and then saving for Chiyono.
Spe have really good children
>>552283124There is toreina-san! What is your comfortable range of fan gain for January?
>Didn't bring any wit cardsNot sure how I collected this many skill points pre-debut
>>552283156Mambo is the most competitive and closed watched casual club in global.Idk anymore
>>552283156You may find this hard to believe, but I invented the mambo drama meme.
>>552283096It was just a sign of the times. I find that kind of ancient /b/tard humor charming but you have to understand, not only do zoomers not get it, they actively hate it. We're just old men now, it can't be helped.
slut
>>552281614Well I don't think you can spark without spending a bit, and you're probably not hitting MLB with a single spark.So if you want her MLB for MANT, your options are some mix of: spend, just get lucky, or spend tickets/crystals
>>552283413I was at around 65 million last monthComfortable with doing more
>>552283235>2 rotten membersDanchou, a second Ra has hit the building
What did my TRAINEE mean by THIS?
who the fuck is danchou?
>>552283714Did she just call me a retard
>>552283625>this guy is sliding into an SS rank superclub with zero effortNOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE STOP HIM, DO SOMETHING, GET THE FALSE FLAGGING /v/ GUY BACK
huh, so if i just skip the all uma banner i can easily pull for all the umas i want for this first half of the yearalright ill be doing that then
O danchou my danchou
>>552283325
>>552283859I can't do that because I didn't pull on any of the uma I wanted last year and I need the all uma banner to catch up.
>>552283859That’s perfectly reasonable. The All-Spark is still just a banner, at the end of the day.
>>552282916going to read this post on repeat on my second monitor while i scroll mcqueen smelly shoe torture art on pixiv now
Trainers and their Trainees are having sex behind closed doors whatever has happened to the integrity of Tracen Academy?
>>552283859which spreadsheet is this?
>>552283859great taste
>>552283607It's not really for MANT, she's just the card I've been consistently borrowing for my last 20 or so ace runs, I already have enough cards to give me >50 RB for MANTbut now I'm considering skipping her because I also want Valentine Eishin and I don't think I can afford either...
>>552283830Funny enough, it might not work out depending on how they feel about familiar faces
>>552281202savin for me wife and tachy/fuku ssr i guess
>>552283909>>552283991>lovey dovey boysbased>>552284028marriage with palmer
i hate being danchode
>>552283625Sounds good! You’re in! Post your id. And do if you don’t mind just give me a second to finish chatting with a dear member (you’ll see 30/30 but you and the other confirmed anon are guaranteed)
>>552283859Yeah, if you really only want Tamtam you can skip it. You'll have better mileage with her banner (and possible free rolls)
>>552284012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0LS8Zh9iZc
>you can only have sex with your trainee after she graduatesnah, i will have sex with my trainee before debut!
>>552284086time to hand over the reigns danchud
>>552284090NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post Scorpio Oguri's
>>552282919>1m fan runs in 25 minutes so you canIs it really possible to obtain that kind of power...?
>>552284138based rapechad
>>552281552No one is joining any clubs because every club is CLOSED. We really need more new clubs
>>552284080
>>552284178the shrimpoli rudolph gutsmax fan deck
>>552283738You don't know Mr. Dan Chi E. Ode?
/uma/ should talk more about wanting to bang their trainees than club/botting stuff
>>552284215Uhm (You)re the raped tho.
>>552283859anon, your support card pulls............
>>552283206It works flawlessly as we can see hereI prefer a 5M below quota bro that warn us in club chat when they won't be able to play, than those 50M pussies crying all over the thread about not wanting to play the game
>>552284246There's literally a new club this month that last I checked still only has like 4 members.
>>552284246Pretty sure we have a new club that is currently recruiting
>>552284178That's just a regular fan run bwo
>>552284319what about them. i aint pullin for MANT cards
>>552284316i want to fuck trainee
>>552284316But you guys post porn every day
>>552284090Will need a second to see if I can get a boot, but507952512212Man, I'll be real embarrassed if I'm actually talking to a rando
Mambodanchou... please be blunt with me (I have autism). I saw that Mambo is still full. Has my ship sailed? Should I start looking for a different home?
>>552284316no one's talking about botting. hell there hasn't even been a github link for like 10 threads
>>552284260>>552284316We should talk about both, anything but the actual game.
How do I unlock the sex scenes?
>fuku secret even>just win 2 random G2s then a career race>she comes in 3rdsometimes I wonder what it's like to train girls that have functioning unique skills, must be nice
alchemy event can't come soon enough
>>552283951>some unlucky bitch who is saving up for all uma is going to hit spark without a single rainbow gate>3% is still 3%hopefully you aint one of those lucklets
>>552284351four members who were kicked on request/left early/have new accounts. theres probably a decent amount more in the wings waiting for their timers to expire>>552284426join the new club on the block that the oguri poster is posting about
>>552284316How about I marry Spechan instead
>>552284324>It works flawlessly as we can see hereBut the most shitposted club has some slacking nigger along with a danchode that's too much of a fucking pussy to euthanize him, a very dangerous combination.
>>552280874Hello new danchud, happy new yearWe would like to join one cooldown timer ends 268838237051309453069104
>>552284246>>552284351>>552284364Hello! Stepped away for a bit. Autis/uma/ is recruiting! If you're waiting out a timer I can send you an invite.
>>552284459
>>552284426>174m fansSorry mate, you're overqualified. Danchud only accepts applications from people with less fans than him.
>>552284316Spe would say this
what if i do my 50m quota in a week and then fuck off for the rest of the month? is that valid?
>>552284316/uma/ should talk more about wanting to bang their fellow trainers
>>552284178old danchud was doing 1.2m fan runs in 20 minutes before quitting the game
>banging traineesthis is why i love this game
>>552284639sure
>>552284561>we
>>552284178I just copied this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV6yREy0YOw
>>552282919>1m fan runs in 25 minutesIs there a better setup than what I'm running here? I use this deck for Maru and get high 800k to mid 900k, with the highest i got was 987k
>>552284426Member of Mambo's Four Kings here. The spot was filled. According to danchou, a thread applicant somehow teleported into the request list moments after Ra was assassinated. We're still looking for the mole that alerted the thread to our recruitment status. Unfortunately the new guy is cute so we're keeping him.
>>552284426Yes sorry there was some miscommunication. I'll save your ID in case some flatlines before halfway the month, but it might be better to find another club if you want the gibs for this month
>>552284316Only one correct answer
>>552284616
>>552284587what's the quota if any boss man, I need to update ze chart
>>552284561>husband and wife team joining clubs togethercute!
>>552284762This one is mine.
>>552284587You should recruit with a clear goal on your mind. What rank are you aiming? I'm not joining, but, still.
>>552284714Prioritize speed-stam cards with high fan bonust. /uma/ club grunt
I'm too obsessed with uma, it's the only gacha game I play in months now. I dropped Blue Archive, Arknights, and ZZZ
Umas in heat
>>552284795>>552284561>Gay couple joining as a groupGay!
>>552284561>husband and wife's boyfriend team joining clubs togethercute!
>>552284668>Dia and Kitachan banners back to backI’m not going to make it…
>>552284924how can you play more than 2 gachas? I play FGO and Uma and even that feels overwhelming at times
It's the new year, stop being fucking horny!
>>552284952Thank god UHC is just a myth ….right?
>>552284850We don't set a hard quota, we just keep track of performance based on group output and club goals. In short form, I'd just describe it as a performance based system if you're putting it on a chart.>>552284903We're aiming for A rank.
>>552285025Gachas are my second job
Wait, people really do fan runs that aren't actually just parent runs (ie with cards chosen for skills)?
>finally get a 3 blue on borrow>its fucking trashgreen1, no white, also lost 2 optional G1s bricking the affinity bonus
VRchad with fellow /uma/dacchis when?
new cryer
>>552285096>A rank.That seems very doable as a lot of anons prefer comfy A over A+ clubs.You should recruit again later threads, and tomorrow onwards. The trainers you'll most likely get today are those who were kicked or had no club last month.
>>552285190I don't have autism
WTF I didn't think I'd wanna fuck this retard
>>552285190go back to discord
>>552285190>this reminded me about that pre-global anon that very often posted about fucking umas in VR (screenshots included)I wonder where he is now
>Road to EdenIs golshi a botter???
>>552285473She's the type to definitely do it
>>552285190sorry my bussy is for danchou only
>>552285381Take responsibility
>>552285302where do you find them
>>552285592AI
>>552285327>The trainers you'll most likely get today are those who were kicked or had no club last month.anon this was my club for the past 3 months... i am teal>>552285592twitter
>>552285497
How do I stop witmaxxing?I think I've become addicted to it and I feel it's negatively affecting my gameplay. Like it just ruined this Dober run that could have been great if I just kept my witmaxxing under control.Seeing that energy recovery just feels so fucking good and the numbers on a +20% wit uma is just too attractive to pass up.I need a witaholic recovery circle
>>552285327Will do! I'll keep my ear to the ground throughout the week and send out recruitment messages here and there.
>>552285697Grim
>>552285190the only people i know who use and enjoy VRC are unironically gooning trannies and their weird orbiters, i do not trust anyone who enjoys that place
what the helly there's club recruitment?
>>552285190>Watch a video that talks about the culture and community behind current day VRchat>It's nothing but hyper faggots, literal trannies and super depressed emo kids licking each others woundsYeah nah fuck that noise lmao
>>552285835hello clanker
updated ze chartI believe nothing changed besides the new club and unbricked having an identity crisis but if there's news let me know
>>552285725I feel you anon. Especially on lates where you can use Wit Neicha.>I should train stamina or especially power this turn>Oh wait, a wit rainbow.... OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH IM RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING>what's that? my energy is low? i should rest so i could train important stats in the coming turns, but... what do i see here? a single chevron on wit? I-IM RECOOOOOOOOOOOVERING AGAIN
>>552285887How did they not implode?
>>552285881i feel bad for bricking a run with her today and cheating on her with dober since she came out god dammit
>>552284039Well you should be able to hit spark on the valentine banner, so it is the safer option
>>552285887Our club is A now!
>>552285887do those b rank clubs still exist? buttsweat, honsefun, shortstack?
Happy Meek one a race!https://x.com/i/status/2006654347288133899
Well. Time for Scorpio Cup. Front Runner (duh) Maruzensky, Pace Daiwa Scarlet and Late Surger Oguri Cap. Nice Nature can't kill all of us.
they're so green
>>552286149thats more of a muted teal
>>552285835I think UMADash was also recruiting a bit in the previous thread, besides Autis/uma/.
The promised umaocalypse
>>552280828They're friends, and you can control their 'tism with snacks in one of Haru's career events.
>>552285887Is the list based on the current rank or the last month? Umao is pretty much doomed to drop to A+ now since all the top earners left.
I love Fuji but her Showtime event is kind of a boring grind. Does it repeat every few months or is it a one-off thing?
>>552285118Yes, the differences is huge you know.Parent run is at most 550k or 700k Actual fan run 1 ~ 1.1 Million
>>552286058Grandma’s small tits…
>>552282916Whoever keeps making these stinky girlfeets posts is probably the best poster in /uma/.
>>552286218uoh big bellies!
Anon, bring me the Turf Queens.
The only girls I can get to good ending is Late and End closers. Guts and Powers
bwos, is /uma/ lying to me?
>>552286124>1st and 2nd both greyGREY MAFIA stays winning
>>552286327I'd rather do twice as many parent runs and actually get something usable in the end.
>>552286381>three guts cardsWhat strategy is this?
>>552286381based free SSR enjoyer.
>>552286219They have some autists still they will be fine as long as they can get some new blood in. The main dilemma is whether they can recruit anyone new from here or if they'll have to resort to Discord and forfeit their /uma/ status.
>>552286214Yes, we currently have 2 open spots in UMADash.
It's done...We can finally...Start training for...Scorpio...
>>552286485Serious parent run need borrow anyway. If you're doing 4 run per day, you can do 1 fan run.
Oh come the fuck on. I already have it MLB.
Dober ult sucks dick in career bwo...
Danchou the new recruit is being a sex pest!
>>552286716>Serious parent run need borrow anyway.Yeah if it's your first month maybe.
>>552285118Without thinking much you can get like 550k fans with Oguri Cap in URA in 20 minutes and it may nab you decent sparks.
>>552286849They’ll fit right in, then
>>552285887Haythere is back to A rank
>>552286562It took them 2 weeks last month to find one member. Now they're missing like 5. It'd probably be wise just to lower to quota and demoted to A+ instead of resorting to discord.
>>552286849oh noo!!
The more I encounter this degen the more I fall in love wtf
>>552286849Too bad. I've gotten my fill of umanko, now I want trainussy
>>552286149I might have to pull for Bright after all, she was so sweet in Dober's career. I don't ever want to steal her win there and make her cry. Fuck the archive.
what did Kita see?
Where could they be now?
>>552286938you won't derank if I put you in A? Pinky promise???
>>552286640She's doing this on purpose.
umaoooo died before Mambo died, how did that happen
>>552285887Please specify you are a different anon trying to keep track of general quotas & club expectations when you make these.Clarifying that the rentry has the full list will help casual clubs like Clover Club not feel like they got removed.Otherwise I do enjoy your edits and they seem to be helpful for new anons, unbiased, and professional with a touch of humor. Keep it up.>>552285743I saw your #clublist post about adding "Going for A rank" to your club but it fell outside of the scope of the main list. That is usually something to specify in your recruitment posts either in text or including it on an informational image. Wanted you to know it wasn't ignored.
>>552287216Me and Dia, she's next
>>552286849/uma/ femboy prey are too juicy to resist.
>>552286979What is the origin of this fucking bird? It has grown on me (you can also say inside me) a lot these past few months. Things might in fact be oper.
>>552287236why did that even become a meme
>>552287295>Please specify you are a different anonGet a trip faglord.
>>552287268my last 3 are monies, sucks to suck
>>552286826run as endcloser
where the FUCK are my increased borrows cygames i still havent finished my team
>>552287346I don't even remember the context of their dispute
>>552287268bwo I'm pretty sure it's scripted at this point.
>>552287496on the 27th
>>552286941>It'd probably be wise just to lower to quota and demoted to A+ instead of resorting to discord.How mindbroken are you that not only are you opposed to use a platform just because its name, but because it would make you look bad on an anonymous forum.
>>552287446>pointlessly abusing an anon who does something cool and useful for the threadin white countries we recognize and appreciate people who do thankless jobs. I understand this doesn't make sense to you ranjeet but the caste system doesn't apply here.
>>552286826If you're doing Dober parent runs, run her as a pace. She will only lose when she has a bad late start.
>>552287295>Clarifying that the rentry has the full list will help casual clubs like Clover Club not feel like they got removed.yea you're right will do that next time
>>552287559You are fucking retarded.
>>552284924Based
is futamusume an /uma/ club, or why did they sent me an invite?
>>552287539It's called honour, my brown umadacchiIt's a wypipo thingYou wouldn't understand
>>552287216Sweepy's Tush-o
>>552287746I call it a vulture club, basically they're outsiders that steal scraps from here
>>552287245I can't promise something I have very little control over, sometimes donkeys are farming and sometimes they are sleeping in the barn.Seems like a lot more anons started to play more actively after KB rerun.
test
huh, it's the cleat shop not refreshed yet?
>>552286513The one that lets you bulldoze all the girls from the back of the pack
I haven't even done a single career with her...
>>552287852he died 20 years ago anon. let it go
>>552287539This nigga hasn't learned anything from cuma
>>552287746there are some 4chan clubs that aren't strictly /uma/, I'm not sure that one is one
>>552287446Don't be fooled this is not me I'd never be this rude to my fellow chartnigga!!
>>552287580didn't work
>>552287746any of their members got the /uma/ tagline? if not, then you were bound to get futa gangbanged
There is nothing that will convince me that mood downs don't have a higher chance just before a career race.
>Club remained at C rankI'm going to ask my danchou to kick me but its not going to be easy looking for a quotaless B club that won't have a single flatliner
Umatism is recruiting for 2 open slots, just search and request on your own with the magic words in your profileno quota trade shoes yada yada
heythat was my (you)!
>club made out of randos>Just log in daily, give shoes and play sometimes>Kick whrn +7 days no login>B+ everytimeI'm glad I inherited this rando club from my inactive dancho, even if the name is lame
>>552287998>Smart enough to notice patterns but not smart enough to understand this is a slots machine with no inherent bias
>>552287446Cringiest post of the fucking year so far award jesus christ. The anon maintains the rentry and otherwise doesn’t attention post so he doesn’t need a fucking trip you absolute scum
>>552287250unused granny pussy
soon
>>552287295No worries at all! I get that the chart is meant to be an accurate representation of the clubs at the current moment in time, and that’s really valuable. I appreciate the work you do. We’ll earn that A rank and make it official next month, so no need to be concerned!
>>552280446I browse both threads, that shit is dumb and both boards #1 know nothing about it and #2 don't care ablut whatever made up drama people wanna push. Just leave em alone, they leave us alone. Everyone wins.
Curren-chan really is the MVP of my Unity Cup runs. She's an all-around great sprinter and I don't think I've ever lost a sprint race with her on my team.
>>552288436She's also the cutest member of the team and sprinted straight into my heart.
>>552288253TINY super tight umanko
>>552288436But does she go "HOEH ARIGATOOUUUU" when she wins?
>>552288436>>552288495I am a Falcokek too btw
I'm about to lose it
>>552288495>sprinted straight into my heart
>>552287653You are spiritually brown. Please repair yourself before NYE 2027.
>>552288547no but she actually wins unlike Falcuck
>dober doesn't seem to cooperate with my friend when he does parent runs with her>loses optional races>crashes out>"I fucking hate this bitch so much, she should be left gaping after she gets raped by 100 big burly men, and by men, I mean all me">still runs her and crashes out every timeUhh how do you talk someone out of this?
>>552288603WIT GODWIT GAME
>>552288603At least it didnt have Unity Cup 3*
>>552288645i run like this
>>552288657Falco wins more than Curren.
>>552288660she keeps choking for me too, I don't understand why since Ry*n is basically the same Uma and I never had any issues building her
>>552283838IdgiSomeone explain this image pls
Is Japanese instant ramen really that much better than Cup o Noodles sold in the west?
>>552287767>honoUrAh, yes. I see.>>552287943I'm not surprised you also can't understand that correlation doesn't equal causation.I'll leave it at that, I don't like discord either, it was just funny to see someone taking this place that seriously.
>>552288527
>>552288645Nobody runs like that.
I've yet to see a good post on /uma/ that involved calling someone "brown" (whether I agree with them or not). What happened to calling people niggers and fags?
>>552288089>>552288120
>>552288603wit is actually le goodyou can make use of all stat sparks
>>552288839https://files.catbox.moe/w8mqb4.jpg
hey thats not bad
This CM scares me.
>>552288960Wit is always the worst inherit bwo
You will roll for her, right?
>>552289023>Medium pink>Long corners O
>>552281202Tamamo Cross
>>552288827I borrow a MLB muteki and learn her skills as soon as I get the hints, maybe that's why my runs are a lot more consistent. Also I try to get my speed cards to orange asap.
>>552288191why not change the name
>>552288906faggot
>>552288858yes, because you're eating in your shitty apartment, japan, instead of your shitty apartment
>>552289126i just bought what i could anon...
I'm gonna make a Dober with a 3 blue and 3 long and everyone is gonna want to be my friend.
>>552288990I still don't get why she's madIs she mad because he is making her blow him?
>>552289118Yes and I will become King of Ireland
>>552289171You do raise a valid point.
>>552289171That has nothing to do with the quality or property of instant noodles in Japan compared to the brand made for mass consumption in the west, I think you are a dishonest poster and frankly a waste of oxygen.
>>552288919My danchou is holding a gun to my head and won't kick me because I am too useful
>>552288906it's impressive how much it looks like aislop even knowing an actual person drew this
>>552289332Would Fine say this?
Happy new year ! Basashi is looking for 1 new member. Casual B+ club, no quota, just trade shoes and dont flatline the whole month.Send request with /uma/ or post ID
>>552285697under what tag tho? trickcal uma doesn't return anything
>>552281202All I ever wantedI have no idea who to roll for after this
>>552289372leave and tell the other danchou to reserve a spot for you or that one>>552289427
>>552288858just buy the nissin cup noodles and see for yourself they sell them everywhere
>>552289134I don't know what to call it
>>552287746God I wish I was being aggressively pursued by futamusumes...
>>552287815dancho... there was a singular person that put the club in A rank, if he leaves it'll be over
Happy New Year, anons!Here's to a great year.... and casual club HonseFun has two slots open!Come on in, trade shoes, have fun, please don't ignore your umas for several days
>>552289432i just find them on accident
>>552289465You're a good trainer.
>>552289619Pick a skill name if you're that creatively defunct.
Which uma's the type to have the "she definitely umapyoi'd with her trainer" stuff in the rumor mill going on?
>>552287283What happened?
>>552289465Fellow dick roller I see
>>552289552The Nissin noodles are not indicative of the extremely large variety of instant noodles available in Japanese kombinis and certainly not representative of the higher tier of instant noodles that give you like, a slice of inari tofu or something.
>>552288906I just like to mix it up, and calling people fags is boring.
>the botter leftNyooo he was supposed to carry us to S rank
>>552288858Something dawned on me when I was on my own: any food you make tastes better when you use good ingredients, right? Then, if you take something already delicious like Cup Noodles™ and add in the finest, freshest ingredients, what do you get? The ultimate flavor experience! So I ask you trainers, what's your favorite ingredient?
Should I pull for Mejiro Dober and the new SSR cards or not ?
>>552289795>a slice of inarione slice, as in inari one
>>552288858YesQuickest test would be to go to an asian grocery store and see how much more flavors instant ramen can have other than salt with aroma of chicken or pork
>>552289770Mambogeddon didnt happen.
>>552289964im gonna go make some indonesian stir fry noodles surprisingly really good and cut up a pork steak to go with it
>>552289409I'm Irish and I say yes, Fine Motion WOULD say this.
>>552289964I'm thinking freshly-hunted Behemoth Steak.
>>552289964fried mushrooms/diced bacon
>>552289964UMAmi flavour
>>552289759>flirted live on TV>everyone knows both are childhood friends
DERBY
Curren probably rapes her trainer whenever she gets mad since irl curren is a leader and dominant
>>552289964Scallions, diced up tendies and an egg yolk. If I am feeling devious I may even add some hot sauce if it isn't already spicy.
>>552289964If nothing else, they really did glam the fuck out of those noodles
>>552288906fag has long since lost its edge, it's closer to bro than an insultnigger is overused and is somewhat closer to aggressiveness than stupiditybrown is the new spice, now that indians and sea are more popular than ever they're the prime insult target
>>552289960Botters have a portfolio now and they are applying to top clubs with itThey used you
>>552290295Being bitten by Shinko Windy!
>>552281202Tama
>>552281202just tamachan
>>552290396>she bites your cockwhat now, chinpo windy fag
>>552290273IWAAAA DARBY
>>552290273
>>552289964I usually just add a whole egg, very thinly sliced meat or bacon, and sometimes cheese
>>552288858unhealthy slopunhealthy slop, Japan
>>552281202Xmas oguri and BiwaI love Biwa in her Xmas gown.
>>552290313>curren is a leader and dominant>look at her skill set>lmao???
>>552290463I would probably cry.
>>552289964I played through this exact quest in FF XV
>>552290501ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>Got all the free support cards to MLB>Have enough points to instantly MLB the next card when it comes outDo they ever have 3* trainees in the shop? Or is it 1s and 2s only?.
Don't mean to brag but my club is in A now, /uma/.
>>552290501unironically don't japanese food chains from america taste better and cleaner because they aren't managed like shit and they actually meet public health regulations?
>>552283619Bitch broke into my house for what
>>552290663We're aware, umaoo
>>552290702oissu
>>552290684American friend that had to visit factories -as an engineer- pointed out that they would have signs written in somalian though I imagine that will soon be the case for Japan if it isn't already.umamusume
>>552289964Always add an eggI got some dried asian veggies that I'll throw a pinch inMaybe a bullion cubeThen I take the dry noodles in my mouth and pour boiling water right in my mouth
>>552286226Does anybody know the answer? I don't really want to do this Showtime event ever again.
>>552290961>>552286226There will be a second one if that is what you're asking.
>>552290684it's true that Europe and Japan generally have better/healthier food than the US due to tighter regulations, but unhealthy food is going to be unhealthy no matter where you go. the only thing that changes is the degree and speed at which it destroys your health. if you eat cup noodles every day it's going to fuck your health up, regardless of what country it was manufactured in.umamusume
>>552290961I wonder if you're the Fuji guy from /kazimeriz/ or however it's spelled
WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE STAMINA CALCULATOR IS BLUD SLOPTUBER?
So what's the deal with CMs?*laugh track*
>danchou lied about saving a spot for me or I misunderstood himguess I'll join a comfy club
>>552286226>>552290961It probably comes around again, I saw that the ref doc mention you can use double TP to clear it on 10 careers, but we didn't have the option, but I don't know how many more times it runs
america kinda sucks from everything i always hear, why do you homos always try to gas yourselves up
>>552289795nigga they're instant noodles it's literally junk food
>>552291084>he got played
>>552291065yeppers would not say this
>>552289964A single egg is peak
>>552290995>>552291093Damn, I was hoping that it was a one-off thing and that future events would be more interesting.>>552291048>/kazimeriz/I have no idea what that is.
>>552291110That fat orange retard has made all the cool shit I wanted to buy 10x more expensive so yeah I'm not very proud of my country right now
>>552290684It’s because they have to compete with local food which is usually cheaper. They’re forced to actually make decent food or they’ll die out.
>>552289964E X T R E M E L Y W I D E K I T A S A N B L A C K
>>552291194>>552291084oh never mind a spot literally just opened up sorry danchou
>>552291110America is great it's just parts are bad. Mostly the inner cities, which are filled with a certain kind of people.
>>55229116290% of your food culture is junk food, or from people your americans hate like blacks, italians and mexicans
my bumchode is better than your bumchode
>>552291240You have to go back.
>>552291084Umao is imploding so they had a bit of a windfall
Guess whose CM it's going to be?
What a great way to start the year. The only thing that's missing is the porn guy and the horse porn guy.
>>552291325IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO (running wedding version regardless because i am allergic to zero speed growth umas)
>"uhh cool year now where's the tranny fucker and the zoophile"neck yourself
>>552291235Ok, just curious.Time to new years fap to Fuji.>>552291351How about horses fucking umas guy?
Training Daiwa was a fucking ass. It's a first usable one I got in a while, always ended up with glue that either failed Inspirations or got subpar stats.I hate not having optimal meta horses.
>>552281501i need the edit where she's saying have sex at the end
>>552291240>still suffering from TDS in the big '26Let it go, anon.
>>552291491Fuji sex.
>>552288827>>552289130Is Dober difficult to run? I don't have her so idk, Ryan became easy to run after getting her to 3*This the first time I've seen my friend crashout on an uma , he doesn't even do this to golshi lmao
>>552291325taishin?
>>552291491POST MORE GOLD BIKINI UMAS
CM waiting room?
>>552291306>>552291543no i mean he's right, 2025 was an awful year and the only one where i could directly attribute to the president why it was so awful it actually started affecting my hobby
>>552291543>still using the term TDS in 2026go back to twitter and cry about the culture war faggot
>>552291325Tamamo cross
seas are asleep so it's just the yuros that came back from their wage cages
>>552291306>>552291543it cost me 43 dollars to ship 10 dollars worth of character merch from japanits 100% his fault
>Find the card I want in Chronogenesis>He has /uma/ in his description>Follow him>He follows backI should've chosen someone else...
>>552291543I think orange man has been objectively bad for the US and it's also really funnygood thing I'm halfway across the globe so the impact is minimal. It's still there, but not as bad as it could be
>>552291713IT still looked like someone jizzed in her hair
>unironically got a boner when I heard scarlet's "AAAAAHHH MOU"I should take a breakThis is an unhealthy state of mind
>>552291681Like on xitter, those guys are probably euroids or even worse, russian and not actually americans
>>552291851>First pigeon shit>Now thisStop...
>>552291702>Working on January 1Ameribro...
>>552291901you mean the guys defending orange man, right? because it turned out a bunch of those guys were from russia or india or anywhere but america.
>>552291809You're an addict that needs intervention from your family nd God. He's doing you a favor.
>>552291702It's holiday week(s) bwoAll us euro's unilaterally take these days off and don't do any actual work between christmas and the closest weekend after new years
>>552291240>actual honest to goodness redditachyon
>>552291543Things being more expensive is actually grounded in reality and attributable to him because the tariffs really happened and it is basic economics that businesses would just pass the cost down to consumers. Not unsubstantiated claims like those rape allegations or whatever they were.
>>552291325isn't this cm8?
>>552280375>>552284923jiggie
>>552292057is this about the epsatono files, because what the fuck do you still believe he's innocent after all this
>hating the leader of the free worldmaybe that /v/ shitposter was onto something early on
>>552291834Might not be the same person, but I did search up an uma with all the skills/aptitudes I wanted for a build a few days ago, and that torena happened to be already following meWould be funny thought if you were that anon.
Woke up and I'm kicked from the club, oh well. Any A+ club recruiting? I can do 60m no problem
>>552292262If you can do 60m no prob why were you kicked
>>552292262suspiciousthere's a reason you was kicked
>>552289681I guess (You) have to put more effort so he doesn't leave
>>552292319can != will
>>552292262Post ID for a background check
>>552292247>free world>>unless you talk shit about israel
>>552292262Mambro (former)...
>>552292262oooh, club drama!
>/pol/ talkPresident Trump would have umas on his Secret Service. You try some bullshit with them, they gonna catch your ass and punt you into the next zipcode.
>>552292114>>552280375>>552284923|532 pieces, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>552292247I don't hate President Macron?
>>552290835she pisses me off… i will steal her ear socks and put them somewhere she can’t find them…
>>552292446how many times do we have to tell youumas are the president, and their trainees are the vp
>>552292423Sakura Chiyono O wouldn't say something so antisemitic.
>>552292331I HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>552292423Sakura Chiyono O would say something so antisemitic
>>552292519NIGGERKIKES DIE BEAM
