Previous: >>552263104>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Tacchy!
Is this a thing Trainees and Trainers really do?
>That imagea long time coming
This one, lads.
jiggie
Happy new year! May you all have great club implosions!
>>552280209many such cases
Who is your club sending to defend us now that the psyop succeeded and we're embroiled in an interthread brother war with /v/?
Is Hishi Miracle the next uma that gets propaganda spread?
>>552280296VERY based image
>>552280480Maybe...
>>552280446>we
>>552280446I offer danchou
>>552280446im literally just ignoring the /v/ shitposters though?
>he is STILL defending /v/ with all his brown mightoh im noooooooooticing
>>552280446Can you fuck off back to your shitty degen board and leave us alone?
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Rules for 2026:-No sexualizing the umas-No dating the umas, you're only their trainer-Respecting your fellow trainer's favorite umasThat'll be all. Have fun!
All the danchous should really take a note from the downfall of cunnyinc and umao. If you're burnt out don't be a retard clinging to power and pass the leader to someone else instead of flatlining for months and watching your club slowly fall apart.
I am having trouble consistently proccing taishin nemesis for speed carryover on autumn tenno sho CM. The condition is having a overtake target in the final corner.I can still rebuild dominator grass wonder to function as a stepping stone, but don't really know how to turn her into an overtake target consistently.Right now I have been using 3 corner speed skill on taishin with zero corner skills grass with limited success.
>>552280732
I got interested in this game from the fat chibi animations I have been getting recommended on youtubeI like haru urara and the animations have given me the impression rice shower is her friend, is that the case?
I am once again putting out there that, if you're interested in joining the latest of the /uma/ clubs, Autis/uma/, you can apply with the club ID 231973146 or reply to this post with your Trainer ID for an invite once your timer expires. We still have plenty of slots open.See you on the track, gamers.
sagittarius is golshi game again, isn't it
>>552280828no, Laisu is the villain of the story
Dancho we're not full Explain
>>552280828yes, they are friends in the anime and in game
>>552280740Me? I'm gonna delete my club on the last day of the month
Dancho we're fullExplain
>>552280828Haru Urara is a nice girl and Rice is a serial stabber.
>>552280828Rice is evil
Post Kita + Dober carat retention status?
Every day until you like it.
Kill them all Dancho.
>>552280828Yeah, they are good friends.
>>552280876You know it. Tamamo Cross drops day-of and she is Gold Ship 2.0 so expect to see a lot of her as well.
Are you rollin for anything this month?
>>552280891>>552280996>>552281004oh no>>552280913>>552281067yay
Last minute ace training... do you think she has a chance bros?
>all these for no S
>>552281038>ityou talking about chiyo or sloppa?
>>552281202I'll get everything from the free rolls.
>>552280446I do not think about /v/ at all
>3 sleep deprived in a rowChrist.
>>552281202>Holidays Oguri>Tamamo Chud>Super OpeYeah, I'm thinking I'll have to use THAT...
my harem
What are club IDs actually for, what do you do with them? I've never seen an input for them.
>>552281202Unfortunately I want many of the girls coming soon. Finemo is a cute tranny and the Opera skin is godlike. Also the acupuncturist banner is in early February...
>>552281202If I get two or more Fuku I'm splurging until MLB
>>552281360daughterdont carehyper sex
>>552281202
>>552281303It's sakurafish bro. Gotta reread F/SN now that I'm reminded of it.
>>552281118erotic gyaru
For newfags or those that will be joining clubs. This is what club ranks are summarized>SConsider it as if you're wageslaving >A+ This is if you want a team effort of 1M daily minimum>AThis is where you pray for someone to do fan runs out of their goodwill while most do 1 run per day>B+Still a team effort of everyone doing a minimum effort of 1 run per day>B belowflatliners central anything goes >/v/ niggeryI literally did not read the past thread to care about any of these
>still seething over /v/lmao
>>552280296oh nyooo
>>552281540I don't have her
>>552281552>This is where you pray for someone to do fan runs out of their goodwill while most do 1 run per dayWait, I thought everyone was chipping in. Does that mean I've been working extra hard for freeloaders?
>>552281365>anon thinks theres a df with every club name
>>552280296holy marked
>>552281202maybe tama if we get lots of gibs otherwise next will be ayabe
>>552281552This actually is a good summary
>>552281695Mambro...
>>552280296Yes, this happens normally after the hot-springs trip
>>552281202I'll do my best to save all my month's gems for Finemo+Kawakami, unless>>552281429Same
>>552281593>>552280296>Uma has plenty of lovey dovey contentWhat we really need is more images like what you posted
>>552281695depends on the club
>>552281695Only 1 out of all the A clubs have a proper monthly quota. So, yes. A is actually a goodwill out of the members.
>>552281593yeah you can't turn on her switch and don't go all the way
hehe nyooooticing someone's getting nyooooticing haha. nyooooticing nyooooticing nyooooticing. oh nononononono NYOOOOTICING heeeheee. brown are getting nyooooticing. oh nononono getting nyooooticing right now. oh nonono hee hee nyooooticing getting NYOOOOTICING. HEEHEEE. OH NONONONONO it seems that brown are GETTING NYOOOOTICING. oh nonononono NYOOOOTICING HOURS. CHECK TIME. NYOOOOTICING HOURS CHECK TIME. NYOOOOTICING HOURS. CHECK TIME. NYOOOOTICING HOURS. OH NONONONONONO brown ARE GETTING NYOOOOTICING. OH NONONONONOO.
>>552281552>>552281980Any club recruiting currently or should I wait until tomorrow?I'm a newfag but I religiously try to get 1M daily
>>552282004careful anon weve seen your disgusting hands
>>552281593She has a fucking condom in the pillow
>>552281980In other words A rank is for people who simply like the game.
>>552282004have you started the liquid only diet yet? its a fast way to lose those pounds
>>552281202Pulling Oguri since I got Dober on my very first single pull and got tons of carrots (60k+) saved. After that its saving for NTR and Tachyon again
>>552282087Basically. Anons who are afraid of quotas but will do higher than A+ quotas.
>3 (THREE) mood downs in a rowstupid BITCH im gluing this run before the dahby
Fuck you. I'm never coming back to your shit club
>>552281937
>>552282179>Basically. Anons who are afraid of quotas but will do higher than A+ quotas.It's funny now that you mention it. That's true.
>>552282068wait for the danchous to execute the club slackers tomorrow
Is this part of training?
>>552282323>your danchou isn't doing it nowngmi
>>552282278bignig wouldn't do this
wait, you mean there's trainers who don't fuck their Umas?
FUCK YOU
see danchud, you should have waited before letting shitters in...
>>552280296>>552281593im fucking my trainee for tracen academy
>>552282428Falcotoreina...
>>552282278Mambro...
>>552282179Behold the might of Mambo's Four Kings. Easily able to challenge stronger clubs, but content to stay with their cute and smiling dacchis.
>>552282428Sadly yes
>>552282392he's not on right now, but he will bring justice sooooon
>>552282306I-I feel pressured okay? I do 50M+ every month b-but I won't join your scary 30M quota club! I like to be c-comfy, I swear!
>>552282371
>>552281980What's in the onlyfans?
Digitan LOVE
>>552282572This but unironically. Never know when IRL shit will crop up and your ability to farm tanks
>>552281980>suicide does not countthere is no escape. I am crucified.
>>552282576
My Trainee is sick so I need to take care of her. She's been sweaty all day and needs a change of clothes.
>>552282179The existence of quotas is actually a filter to most of the people unsurprisingly
>>552282383Guts and Stamina training>>552282371>>552282576>Shakur, but cuteYes please!
This just happened to me with girls I work with and now I'm making it happen in IRL (yes really) but with the Umas instead!The Umas talking you into taking yoga class with them! Rolling your eyes at the idea, but doing it anyway to make them happy! Meeting up with the Umas at yoga class and having a full-blown meltdown...you didn't consider that they don't wear shoes or socks in class! Being assaulted with Umas wearing yoga buttpants and being COMPLETELY BAREFOOT! Seeing the Umas smelly bare feet for the first time ever! Seeing the Umas having their girlfeets stuffed inside shoes for years and then SUDDENLY SEEING THEM NAKED! BARE UMA FEETS! UMAS WITH NO SOCKS ON! NAKED SMELLY BARE UMA GIRLFEETS!Seeing and smelling bare naked exposed Uma feets for the first time and losing your mind! Looking at EVERY Uma's naked feet and seeing the shape of their toes, their smelly soles, cute archs, what color they paint their toes! Absorbing every detail of their cute and smelly bare Uma FEETS! Having to "use the bathroom" every 5 minutes because the Umas are literally naked! Having no socks on is literally nudity to a girlfeets enjoyer! Seeing Umas casually walking around in what to you is straight up nudity! Gold Ship walking up to you to say hi in a slightly smug, airy sort of way while her smelly bare feet are LITERALLY naked and exposed!Cute smelly stinky sweaty steamy soft moist cute cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip Doritos corn chips popcorn pickle juice stinky smelly cute GIRLFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cute smelly bare cheesy vinegar cute stinky girlfeets <3 <3 <3 <3
>we made itThere’s still room for the anon that got confirmed even though you may see 30/30, just saying farewell to a long-time club member taking a break. As soon as you leave your current club I will get you your spot.There may be room for one more S/S+ anon too if you’re patient. Reply if interested.>>552281552You forgot >S+Anons that enjoy the game to the fullest and also Coolest kids on the block that teach you how to do 1m fan runs in 25 minutes so you can get your numbers up even if you don’t have ton of timeGroup effort to fight off the discord clubs (sometimes successfully!)And fun club races and events with giveaways for even more carats
oreng new year
Air Shakur is an ugly bitch whose only personality is talking about linux
Girl is literally having a seizure and not a single one in a thousand of spectators noticed
>>552282775
>>552282572yeaI can take a few days off my A club no problem
>>552282638Mandatory group JOIs once a week and an additional findom tribute quota on top of the fan quota.
>>552282702Not in an /uma/ club but Christmas and New Years made me flatline a couple of daysI love Umas but I have a life outside of it
>gives you headwhat did she mean by this
I'd leave for an A+ club but mambochou said he has photos of what we all did on his private jet over Christmas and since I'm one of the top earners he says he'll leak it if I do. I just can't afford to risk that.
>>552281202Got Dober in 100. May just coast for this month.
>>552281038Sakurafish posting being banned on /a/ really was its deathknell. Now the board is unusable.
>>552282919If there's another spot that might be available, I'd be interested.
>>552282919how does this club exist here yet mambo is the one getting pointless drama and attention all the time
>>552282954dont say that...
I woke up to this today btw
The mere mention of a quota or hard limits that you don't even enforce are enough to filter most retardst. dancho
>>552283156Mambo's pointless drama and attention is all thanks to their dancho's inability to enforce rules, and 2 rotten members where the entire drama started.
>>552283170I hate these fucking creatures so much.
>>552283096If something being banned is the deathknell of a board the board was on its last legs anyway. Just take up arms and fight like 2010s era /jp.
>>552283206We know you don't enforce them, my large-chested friend.
>>552282962this is what umas go through after 5 minutes without their trainer
>>552283149>>552283096Please stop posting about board race wars
>>552283170I love these fucking creatures so much.
>>552281202Will be trying for both Oguri and Biwa and then saving for Chiyono.
Spe have really good children
>>552283124There is toreina-san! What is your comfortable range of fan gain for January?
>Didn't bring any wit cardsNot sure how I collected this many skill points pre-debut
>>552283156Mambo is the most competitive and closed watched casual club in global.Idk anymore
>>552283156You may find this hard to believe, but I invented the mambo drama meme.
>>552283096It was just a sign of the times. I find that kind of ancient /b/tard humor charming but you have to understand, not only do zoomers not get it, they actively hate it. We're just old men now, it can't be helped.
slut
>>552281614Well I don't think you can spark without spending a bit, and you're probably not hitting MLB with a single spark.So if you want her MLB for MANT, your options are some mix of: spend, just get lucky, or spend tickets/crystals
>>552283413I was at around 65 million last monthComfortable with doing more
>>552283235>2 rotten membersDanchou, a second Ra has hit the building
What did my TRAINEE mean by THIS?
who the fuck is danchou?
>>552283714Did she just call me a retard
>>552283625>this guy is sliding into an SS rank superclub with zero effortNOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE STOP HIM, DO SOMETHING, GET THE FALSE FLAGGING /v/ GUY BACK
huh, so if i just skip the all uma banner i can easily pull for all the umas i want for this first half of the yearalright ill be doing that then
O danchou my danchou
>>552283325
>>552283859I can't do that because I didn't pull on any of the uma I wanted last year and I need the all uma banner to catch up.
>>552283859That’s perfectly reasonable. The All-Spark is still just a banner, at the end of the day.
>>552282916going to read this post on repeat on my second monitor while i scroll mcqueen smelly shoe torture art on pixiv now
Trainers and their Trainees are having sex behind closed doors whatever has happened to the integrity of Tracen Academy?
>>552283859which spreadsheet is this?
>>552283859great taste
>>552283607It's not really for MANT, she's just the card I've been consistently borrowing for my last 20 or so ace runs, I already have enough cards to give me >50 RB for MANTbut now I'm considering skipping her because I also want Valentine Eishin and I don't think I can afford either...
>>552283830Funny enough, it might not work out depending on how they feel about familiar faces
>>552281202savin for me wife and tachy/fuku ssr i guess
>>552283909>>552283991>lovey dovey boysbased>>552284028marriage with palmer
i hate being danchode
>>552283625Sounds good! You’re in! Post your id. And do if you don’t mind just give me a second to finish chatting with a dear member (you’ll see 30/30 but you and the other confirmed anon are guaranteed)
>>552283859Yeah, if you really only want Tamtam you can skip it. You'll have better mileage with her banner (and possible free rolls)
>>552284012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0LS8Zh9iZc
>you can only have sex with your trainee after she graduatesnah, i will have sex with my trainee before debut!
>>552284086time to hand over the reigns danchud
>>552284090NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post Scorpio Oguri's
>>552282919>1m fan runs in 25 minutes so you canIs it really possible to obtain that kind of power...?
>>552284138based rapechad
>>552281552No one is joining any clubs because every club is CLOSED. We really need more new clubs
>>552284080
>>552284178the shrimpoli rudolph gutsmax fan deck
>>552283738You don't know Mr. Dan Chi E. Ode?
/uma/ should talk more about wanting to bang their trainees than club/botting stuff
>>552284215Uhm (You)re the raped tho.
>>552283859anon, your support card pulls............
>>552283206It works flawlessly as we can see hereI prefer a 5M below quota bro that warn us in club chat when they won't be able to play, than those 50M pussies crying all over the thread about not wanting to play the game
>>552284246There's literally a new club this month that last I checked still only has like 4 members.
>>552284246Pretty sure we have a new club that is currently recruiting
>>552284178That's just a regular fan run bwo
>>552284319what about them. i aint pullin for MANT cards
>>552284316i want to fuck trainee
>>552284316But you guys post porn every day
>>552284090Will need a second to see if I can get a boot, but507952512212Man, I'll be real embarrassed if I'm actually talking to a rando
Mambodanchou... please be blunt with me (I have autism). I saw that Mambo is still full. Has my ship sailed? Should I start looking for a different home?
>>552284316no one's talking about botting. hell there hasn't even been a github link for like 10 threads
>>552284260>>552284316We should talk about both, anything but the actual game.
How do I unlock the sex scenes?
>fuku secret even>just win 2 random G2s then a career race>she comes in 3rdsometimes I wonder what it's like to train girls that have functioning unique skills, must be nice
alchemy event can't come soon enough
>>552283951>some unlucky bitch who is saving up for all uma is going to hit spark without a single rainbow gate>3% is still 3%hopefully you aint one of those lucklets
>>552284351four members who were kicked on request/left early/have new accounts. theres probably a decent amount more in the wings waiting for their timers to expire>>552284426join the new club on the block that the oguri poster is posting about
>>552284316How about I marry Spechan instead
>>552284324>It works flawlessly as we can see hereBut the most shitposted club has some slacking nigger along with a danchode that's too much of a fucking pussy to euthanize him, a very dangerous combination.
>>552280874Hello new danchud, happy new yearWe would like to join one cooldown timer ends 268838237051309453069104
>>552284246>>552284351>>552284364Hello! Stepped away for a bit. Autis/uma/ is recruiting! If you're waiting out a timer I can send you an invite.
>>552284459
>>552284426>174m fansSorry mate, you're overqualified. Danchud only accepts applications from people with less fans than him.
>>552284316Spe would say this
what if i do my 50m quota in a week and then fuck off for the rest of the month? is that valid?
>>552284316/uma/ should talk more about wanting to bang their fellow trainers
>>552284178old danchud was doing 1.2m fan runs in 20 minutes before quitting the game
>banging traineesthis is why i love this game
>>552284639sure
>>552284561>we
>>552284178I just copied this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV6yREy0YOw
>>552282919>1m fan runs in 25 minutesIs there a better setup than what I'm running here? I use this deck for Maru and get high 800k to mid 900k, with the highest i got was 987k
>>552284426Member of Mambo's Four Kings here. The spot was filled. According to danchou, a thread applicant somehow teleported into the request list moments after Ra was assassinated. We're still looking for the mole that alerted the thread to our recruitment status. Unfortunately the new guy is cute so we're keeping him.
>>552284426Yes sorry there was some miscommunication. I'll save your ID in case some flatlines before halfway the month, but it might be better to find another club if you want the gibs for this month
>>552284316Only one correct answer
>>552284616
>>552284587what's the quota if any boss man, I need to update ze chart
>>552284561>husband and wife team joining clubs togethercute!
>>552284762This one is mine.
>>552284587You should recruit with a clear goal on your mind. What rank are you aiming? I'm not joining, but, still.
>>552284714Prioritize speed-stam cards with high fan bonust. /uma/ club grunt
I'm too obsessed with uma, it's the only gacha game I play in months now. I dropped Blue Archive, Arknights, and ZZZ
Umas in heat
>>552284795>>552284561>Gay couple joining as a groupGay!
>>552284561>husband and wife's boyfriend team joining clubs togethercute!
>>552284668>Dia and Kitachan banners back to backI’m not going to make it…
>>552284924how can you play more than 2 gachas? I play FGO and Uma and even that feels overwhelming at times
It's the new year, stop being fucking horny!
>>552284952Thank god UHC is just a myth ….right?
>>552284850We don't set a hard quota, we just keep track of performance based on group output and club goals. In short form, I'd just describe it as a performance based system if you're putting it on a chart.>>552284903We're aiming for A rank.
>>552285025Gachas are my second job
Wait, people really do fan runs that aren't actually just parent runs (ie with cards chosen for skills)?
>finally get a 3 blue on borrow>its fucking trashgreen1, no white, also lost 2 optional G1s bricking the affinity bonus
VRchad with fellow /uma/dacchis when?
new cryer
>>552285096>A rank.That seems very doable as a lot of anons prefer comfy A over A+ clubs.You should recruit again later threads, and tomorrow onwards. The trainers you'll most likely get today are those who were kicked or had no club last month.
>>552285190I don't have autism
WTF I didn't think I'd wanna fuck this retard
>>552285190go back to discord
>>552285190>this reminded me about that pre-global anon that very often posted about fucking umas in VR (screenshots included)I wonder where he is now
>Road to EdenIs golshi a botter???
>>552285473She's the type to definitely do it
>>552285190sorry my bussy is for danchou only
>>552285381Take responsibility
>>552285302where do you find them
>>552285592AI
>>552285327>The trainers you'll most likely get today are those who were kicked or had no club last month.anon this was my club for the past 3 months... i am teal>>552285592twitter
>>552285497
How do I stop witmaxxing?I think I've become addicted to it and I feel it's negatively affecting my gameplay. Like it just ruined this Dober run that could have been great if I just kept my witmaxxing under control.Seeing that energy recovery just feels so fucking good and the numbers on a +20% wit uma is just too attractive to pass up.I need a witaholic recovery circle
>>552285327Will do! I'll keep my ear to the ground throughout the week and send out recruitment messages here and there.
>>552285697Grim
>>552285190the only people i know who use and enjoy VRC are unironically gooning trannies and their weird orbiters, i do not trust anyone who enjoys that place
what the helly there's club recruitment?
>>552285190>Watch a video that talks about the culture and community behind current day VRchat>It's nothing but hyper faggots, literal trannies and super depressed emo kids licking each others woundsYeah nah fuck that noise lmao
>>552285835hello clanker
updated ze chartI believe nothing changed besides the new club and unbricked having an identity crisis but if there's news let me know
>>552285725I feel you anon. Especially on lates where you can use Wit Neicha.>I should train stamina or especially power this turn>Oh wait, a wit rainbow.... OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH IM RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING>what's that? my energy is low? i should rest so i could train important stats in the coming turns, but... what do i see here? a single chevron on wit? I-IM RECOOOOOOOOOOOVERING AGAIN
>>552285887How did they not implode?
>>552285881i feel bad for bricking a run with her today and cheating on her with dober since she came out god dammit
>>552284039Well you should be able to hit spark on the valentine banner, so it is the safer option
>>552285887Our club is A now!
>>552285887do those b rank clubs still exist? buttsweat, honsefun, shortstack?
Happy Meek one a race!https://x.com/i/status/2006654347288133899
Well. Time for Scorpio Cup. Front Runner (duh) Maruzensky, Pace Daiwa Scarlet and Late Surger Oguri Cap. Nice Nature can't kill all of us.
they're so green
>>552286149thats more of a muted teal
>>552285835I think UMADash was also recruiting a bit in the previous thread, besides Autis/uma/.
The promised umaocalypse
>>552280828They're friends, and you can control their 'tism with snacks in one of Haru's career events.
>>552285887Is the list based on the current rank or the last month? Umao is pretty much doomed to drop to A+ now since all the top earners left.
I love Fuji but her Showtime event is kind of a boring grind. Does it repeat every few months or is it a one-off thing?
>>552285118Yes, the differences is huge you know.Parent run is at most 550k or 700k Actual fan run 1 ~ 1.1 Million
>>552286058Grandma’s small tits…
>>552282916Whoever keeps making these stinky girlfeets posts is probably the best poster in /uma/.
>>552286218uoh big bellies!
Anon, bring me the Turf Queens.
The only girls I can get to good ending is Late and End closers. Guts and Powers
bwos, is /uma/ lying to me?
>>552286124>1st and 2nd both greyGREY MAFIA stays winning
>>552286327I'd rather do twice as many parent runs and actually get something usable in the end.
>>552286381>three guts cardsWhat strategy is this?
>>552286381based free SSR enjoyer.
>>552286219They have some autists still they will be fine as long as they can get some new blood in. The main dilemma is whether they can recruit anyone new from here or if they'll have to resort to Discord and forfeit their /uma/ status.
>>552286214Yes, we currently have 2 open spots in UMADash.
It's done...We can finally...Start training for...Scorpio...
>>552286485Serious parent run need borrow anyway. If you're doing 4 run per day, you can do 1 fan run.
Oh come the fuck on. I already have it MLB.
Dober ult sucks dick in career bwo...
Danchou the new recruit is being a sex pest!
>>552286716>Serious parent run need borrow anyway.Yeah if it's your first month maybe.
>>552285118Without thinking much you can get like 550k fans with Oguri Cap in URA in 20 minutes and it may nab you decent sparks.
>>552286849They’ll fit right in, then
>>552285887Haythere is back to A rank
>>552286562It took them 2 weeks last month to find one member. Now they're missing like 5. It'd probably be wise just to lower to quota and demoted to A+ instead of resorting to discord.
>>552286849oh noo!!
The more I encounter this degen the more I fall in love wtf
>>552286849Too bad. I've gotten my fill of umanko, now I want trainussy
>>552286149I might have to pull for Bright after all, she was so sweet in Dober's career. I don't ever want to steal her win there and make her cry. Fuck the archive.
what did Kita see?
Where could they be now?
>>552286938you won't derank if I put you in A? Pinky promise???
>>552286640She's doing this on purpose.
umaoooo died before Mambo died, how did that happen
>>552285887Please specify you are a different anon trying to keep track of general quotas & club expectations when you make these.Clarifying that the rentry has the full list will help casual clubs like Clover Club not feel like they got removed.Otherwise I do enjoy your edits and they seem to be helpful for new anons, unbiased, and professional with a touch of humor. Keep it up.>>552285743I saw your #clublist post about adding "Going for A rank" to your club but it fell outside of the scope of the main list. That is usually something to specify in your recruitment posts either in text or including it on an informational image. Wanted you to know it wasn't ignored.
>>552287216Me and Dia, she's next
>>552286849/uma/ femboy prey are too juicy to resist.
>>552286979What is the origin of this fucking bird? It has grown on me (you can also say inside me) a lot these past few months. Things might in fact be oper.
>>552287236why did that even become a meme
>>552287295>Please specify you are a different anonGet a trip faglord.
>>552287268my last 3 are monies, sucks to suck
>>552286826run as endcloser
where the FUCK are my increased borrows cygames i still havent finished my team
>>552287346I don't even remember the context of their dispute
>>552287268bwo I'm pretty sure it's scripted at this point.
>>552287496on the 27th
>>552286941>It'd probably be wise just to lower to quota and demoted to A+ instead of resorting to discord.How mindbroken are you that not only are you opposed to use a platform just because its name, but because it would make you look bad on an anonymous forum.
>>552287446>pointlessly abusing an anon who does something cool and useful for the threadin white countries we recognize and appreciate people who do thankless jobs. I understand this doesn't make sense to you ranjeet but the caste system doesn't apply here.
>>552286826If you're doing Dober parent runs, run her as a pace. She will only lose when she has a bad late start.
>>552287295>Clarifying that the rentry has the full list will help casual clubs like Clover Club not feel like they got removed.yea you're right will do that next time
>>552287559You are fucking retarded.
>>552284924Based
is futamusume an /uma/ club, or why did they sent me an invite?
>>552287539It's called honour, my brown umadacchiIt's a wypipo thingYou wouldn't understand
>>552287216Sweepy's Tush-o
>>552287746I call it a vulture club, basically they're outsiders that steal scraps from here
>>552287245I can't promise something I have very little control over, sometimes donkeys are farming and sometimes they are sleeping in the barn.Seems like a lot more anons started to play more actively after KB rerun.
test
huh, it's the cleat shop not refreshed yet?
>>552286513The one that lets you bulldoze all the girls from the back of the pack
I haven't even done a single career with her...
>>552287852he died 20 years ago anon. let it go
>>552287539This nigga hasn't learned anything from cuma
>>552287746there are some 4chan clubs that aren't strictly /uma/, I'm not sure that one is one
>>552287446Don't be fooled this is not me I'd never be this rude to my fellow chartnigga!!
>>552287580didn't work
>>552287746any of their members got the /uma/ tagline? if not, then you were bound to get futa gangbanged
There is nothing that will convince me that mood downs don't have a higher chance just before a career race.
>Club remained at C rankI'm going to ask my danchou to kick me but its not going to be easy looking for a quotaless B club that won't have a single flatliner
Umatism is recruiting for 2 open slots, just search and request on your own with the magic words in your profileno quota trade shoes yada yada
heythat was my (you)!
>club made out of randos>Just log in daily, give shoes and play sometimes>Kick whrn +7 days no login>B+ everytimeI'm glad I inherited this rando club from my inactive dancho, even if the name is lame
>>552287998>Smart enough to notice patterns but not smart enough to understand this is a slots machine with no inherent bias
>>552287446Cringiest post of the fucking year so far award jesus christ. The anon maintains the rentry and otherwise doesn’t attention post so he doesn’t need a fucking trip you absolute scum
>>552287250unused granny pussy
soon
>>552287295No worries at all! I get that the chart is meant to be an accurate representation of the clubs at the current moment in time, and that’s really valuable. I appreciate the work you do. We’ll earn that A rank and make it official next month, so no need to be concerned!
>>552280446I browse both threads, that shit is dumb and both boards #1 know nothing about it and #2 don't care ablut whatever made up drama people wanna push. Just leave em alone, they leave us alone. Everyone wins.
Curren-chan really is the MVP of my Unity Cup runs. She's an all-around great sprinter and I don't think I've ever lost a sprint race with her on my team.
>>552288436She's also the cutest member of the team and sprinted straight into my heart.
>>552288253TINY super tight umanko
>>552288436But does she go "HOEH ARIGATOOUUUU" when she wins?
>>552288436>>552288495I am a Falcokek too btw
I'm about to lose it
>>552288495>sprinted straight into my heart
>>552287653You are spiritually brown. Please repair yourself before NYE 2027.
>>552288547no but she actually wins unlike Falcuck
>dober doesn't seem to cooperate with my friend when he does parent runs with her>loses optional races>crashes out>"I fucking hate this bitch so much, she should be left gaping after she gets raped by 100 big burly men, and by men, I mean all me">still runs her and crashes out every timeUhh how do you talk someone out of this?
>>552288603WIT GODWIT GAME
>>552288603At least it didnt have Unity Cup 3*
>>552288645i run like this
>>552288657Falco wins more than Curren.
>>552288660she keeps choking for me too, I don't understand why since Ry*n is basically the same Uma and I never had any issues building her
>>552283838IdgiSomeone explain this image pls
Is Japanese instant ramen really that much better than Cup o Noodles sold in the west?
>>552287767>honoUrAh, yes. I see.>>552287943I'm not surprised you also can't understand that correlation doesn't equal causation.I'll leave it at that, I don't like discord either, it was just funny to see someone taking this place that seriously.
>>552288527
>>552288645Nobody runs like that.
I've yet to see a good post on /uma/ that involved calling someone "brown" (whether I agree with them or not). What happened to calling people niggers and fags?
>>552288089>>552288120
>>552288603wit is actually le goodyou can make use of all stat sparks
>>552288839https://files.catbox.moe/w8mqb4.jpg
hey thats not bad
This CM scares me.
>>552288960Wit is always the worst inherit bwo
You will roll for her, right?
>>552289023>Medium pink>Long corners O
>>552281202Tamamo Cross
>>552288827I borrow a MLB muteki and learn her skills as soon as I get the hints, maybe that's why my runs are a lot more consistent. Also I try to get my speed cards to orange asap.
>>552288191why not change the name
>>552288906faggot
>>552288858yes, because you're eating in your shitty apartment, japan, instead of your shitty apartment
>>552289126i just bought what i could anon...
I'm gonna make a Dober with a 3 blue and 3 long and everyone is gonna want to be my friend.
>>552288990I still don't get why she's madIs she mad because he is making her blow him?
>>552289118Yes and I will become King of Ireland
>>552289171You do raise a valid point.
>>552289171That has nothing to do with the quality or property of instant noodles in Japan compared to the brand made for mass consumption in the west, I think you are a dishonest poster and frankly a waste of oxygen.
>>552288919My danchou is holding a gun to my head and won't kick me because I am too useful
>>552288906it's impressive how much it looks like aislop even knowing an actual person drew this
>>552289332Would Fine say this?
Happy new year ! Basashi is looking for 1 new member. Casual B+ club, no quota, just trade shoes and dont flatline the whole month.Send request with /uma/ or post ID
>>552285697under what tag tho? trickcal uma doesn't return anything
>>552281202All I ever wantedI have no idea who to roll for after this
>>552289372leave and tell the other danchou to reserve a spot for you or that one>>552289427
>>552288858just buy the nissin cup noodles and see for yourself they sell them everywhere
>>552289134I don't know what to call it
>>552287746God I wish I was being aggressively pursued by futamusumes...
>>552287815dancho... there was a singular person that put the club in A rank, if he leaves it'll be over
Happy New Year, anons!Here's to a great year.... and casual club HonseFun has two slots open!Come on in, trade shoes, have fun, please don't ignore your umas for several days
>>552289432i just find them on accident
>>552289465You're a good trainer.
>>552289619Pick a skill name if you're that creatively defunct.
Which uma's the type to have the "she definitely umapyoi'd with her trainer" stuff in the rumor mill going on?
>>552287283What happened?
>>552289465Fellow dick roller I see
>>552289552The Nissin noodles are not indicative of the extremely large variety of instant noodles available in Japanese kombinis and certainly not representative of the higher tier of instant noodles that give you like, a slice of inari tofu or something.
>>552288906I just like to mix it up, and calling people fags is boring.
>the botter leftNyooo he was supposed to carry us to S rank
>>552288858Something dawned on me when I was on my own: any food you make tastes better when you use good ingredients, right? Then, if you take something already delicious like Cup Noodlesâ„¢ and add in the finest, freshest ingredients, what do you get? The ultimate flavor experience! So I ask you trainers, what's your favorite ingredient?
Should I pull for Mejiro Dober and the new SSR cards or not ?
>>552289795>a slice of inarione slice, as in inari one
>>552288858YesQuickest test would be to go to an asian grocery store and see how much more flavors instant ramen can have other than salt with aroma of chicken or pork
>>552289770Mambogeddon didnt happen.
>>552289964im gonna go make some indonesian stir fry noodles surprisingly really good and cut up a pork steak to go with it
>>552289409I'm Irish and I say yes, Fine Motion WOULD say this.
>>552289964I'm thinking freshly-hunted Behemoth Steak.
>>552289964fried mushrooms/diced bacon
>>552289964UMAmi flavour
>>552289759>flirted live on TV>everyone knows both are childhood friends
DERBY
Curren probably rapes her trainer whenever she gets mad since irl curren is a leader and dominant
>>552289964Scallions, diced up tendies and an egg yolk. If I am feeling devious I may even add some hot sauce if it isn't already spicy.
>>552289964If nothing else, they really did glam the fuck out of those noodles
>>552288906fag has long since lost its edge, it's closer to bro than an insultnigger is overused and is somewhat closer to aggressiveness than stupiditybrown is the new spice, now that indians and sea are more popular than ever they're the prime insult target
>>552289960Botters have a portfolio now and they are applying to top clubs with itThey used you
>>552290295Being bitten by Shinko Windy!
>>552281202Tama
>>552281202just tamachan
>>552290396>she bites your cockwhat now, chinpo windy fag
>>552290273IWAAAA DARBY
>>552290273
>>552289964I usually just add a whole egg, very thinly sliced meat or bacon, and sometimes cheese
>>552288858unhealthy slopunhealthy slop, Japan
>>552281202Xmas oguri and BiwaI love Biwa in her Xmas gown.
>>552290313>curren is a leader and dominant>look at her skill set>lmao???
>>552290463I would probably cry.
>>552289964I played through this exact quest in FF XV
>>552290501ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>Got all the free support cards to MLB>Have enough points to instantly MLB the next card when it comes outDo they ever have 3* trainees in the shop? Or is it 1s and 2s only?.
Don't mean to brag but my club is in A now, /uma/.
>>552290501unironically don't japanese food chains from america taste better and cleaner because they aren't managed like shit and they actually meet public health regulations?
>>552283619Bitch broke into my house for what
>>552290663We're aware, umaoo
>>552290702oissu
>>552290684American friend that had to visit factories -as an engineer- pointed out that they would have signs written in somalian though I imagine that will soon be the case for Japan if it isn't already.umamusume
>>552289964Always add an eggI got some dried asian veggies that I'll throw a pinch inMaybe a bullion cubeThen I take the dry noodles in my mouth and pour boiling water right in my mouth
>>552286226Does anybody know the answer? I don't really want to do this Showtime event ever again.
>>552290961>>552286226There will be a second one if that is what you're asking.
>>552290684it's true that Europe and Japan generally have better/healthier food than the US due to tighter regulations, but unhealthy food is going to be unhealthy no matter where you go. the only thing that changes is the degree and speed at which it destroys your health. if you eat cup noodles every day it's going to fuck your health up, regardless of what country it was manufactured in.umamusume
>>552290961I wonder if you're the Fuji guy from /kazimeriz/ or however it's spelled
WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE STAMINA CALCULATOR IS BLUD SLOPTUBER?
So what's the deal with CMs?*laugh track*
>danchou lied about saving a spot for me or I misunderstood himguess I'll join a comfy club
>>552286226>>552290961It probably comes around again, I saw that the ref doc mention you can use double TP to clear it on 10 careers, but we didn't have the option, but I don't know how many more times it runs
america kinda sucks from everything i always hear, why do you homos always try to gas yourselves up
>>552289795nigga they're instant noodles it's literally junk food
>>552291084>he got played
>>552291065yeppers would not say this
>>552289964A single egg is peak
>>552290995>>552291093Damn, I was hoping that it was a one-off thing and that future events would be more interesting.>>552291048>/kazimeriz/I have no idea what that is.
>>552291110That fat orange retard has made all the cool shit I wanted to buy 10x more expensive so yeah I'm not very proud of my country right now
>>552290684It’s because they have to compete with local food which is usually cheaper. They’re forced to actually make decent food or they’ll die out.
>>552289964E X T R E M E L Y W I D E K I T A S A N B L A C K
>>552291194>>552291084oh never mind a spot literally just opened up sorry danchou
>>552291110America is great it's just parts are bad. Mostly the inner cities, which are filled with a certain kind of people.
>>55229116290% of your food culture is junk food, or from people your americans hate like blacks, italians and mexicans
my bumchode is better than your bumchode
>>552291240You have to go back.
>>552291084Umao is imploding so they had a bit of a windfall
Guess whose CM it's going to be?
What a great way to start the year. The only thing that's missing is the porn guy and the horse porn guy.
>>552291325IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO (running wedding version regardless because i am allergic to zero speed growth umas)
>"uhh cool year now where's the tranny fucker and the zoophile"neck yourself
>>552291235Ok, just curious.Time to new years fap to Fuji.>>552291351How about horses fucking umas guy?
Training Daiwa was a fucking ass. It's a first usable one I got in a while, always ended up with glue that either failed Inspirations or got subpar stats.I hate not having optimal meta horses.
>>552281501i need the edit where she's saying have sex at the end
>>552291240>still suffering from TDS in the big '26Let it go, anon.
>>552291491Fuji sex.
>>552288827>>552289130Is Dober difficult to run? I don't have her so idk, Ryan became easy to run after getting her to 3*This the first time I've seen my friend crashout on an uma , he doesn't even do this to golshi lmao
>>552291325taishin?
>>552291491POST MORE GOLD BIKINI UMAS
CM waiting room?
>>552291306>>552291543no i mean he's right, 2025 was an awful year and the only one where i could directly attribute to the president why it was so awful it actually started affecting my hobby
>>552291543>still using the term TDS in 2026go back to twitter and cry about the culture war faggot
>>552291325Tamamo cross
seas are asleep so it's just the yuros that came back from their wage cages
>>552291306>>552291543it cost me 43 dollars to ship 10 dollars worth of character merch from japanits 100% his fault
>Find the card I want in Chronogenesis>He has /uma/ in his description>Follow him>He follows backI should've chosen someone else...
>>552291543I think orange man has been objectively bad for the US and it's also really funnygood thing I'm halfway across the globe so the impact is minimal. It's still there, but not as bad as it could be
>>552291713IT still looked like someone jizzed in her hair
>unironically got a boner when I heard scarlet's "AAAAAHHH MOU"I should take a breakThis is an unhealthy state of mind
>>552291681Like on xitter, those guys are probably euroids or even worse, russian and not actually americans
>>552291851>First pigeon shit>Now thisStop...
>>552291702>Working on January 1Ameribro...
>>552291901you mean the guys defending orange man, right? because it turned out a bunch of those guys were from russia or india or anywhere but america.
>>552291809You're an addict that needs intervention from your family nd God. He's doing you a favor.
>>552291702It's holiday week(s) bwoAll us euro's unilaterally take these days off and don't do any actual work between christmas and the closest weekend after new years
>>552291240>actual honest to goodness redditachyon
>>552291543Things being more expensive is actually grounded in reality and attributable to him because the tariffs really happened and it is basic economics that businesses would just pass the cost down to consumers. Not unsubstantiated claims like those rape allegations or whatever they were.
>>552291325isn't this cm8?
>>552280375>>552284923jiggie
>>552292057is this about the epsatono files, because what the fuck do you still believe he's innocent after all this
>hating the leader of the free worldmaybe that /v/ shitposter was onto something early on
>>552291834Might not be the same person, but I did search up an uma with all the skills/aptitudes I wanted for a build a few days ago, and that torena happened to be already following meWould be funny thought if you were that anon.
Woke up and I'm kicked from the club, oh well. Any A+ club recruiting? I can do 60m no problem
>>552292262If you can do 60m no prob why were you kicked
>>552292262suspiciousthere's a reason you was kicked
>>552289681I guess (You) have to put more effort so he doesn't leave
>>552292319can != will
>>552292262Post ID for a background check
>>552292247>free world>>unless you talk shit about israel
>>552292262Mambro (former)...
>>552292262oooh, club drama!
>/pol/ talkPresident Trump would have umas on his Secret Service. You try some bullshit with them, they gonna catch your ass and punt you into the next zipcode.
>>552292114>>552280375>>552284923|532 pieces, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>552292247I don't hate President Macron?
>>552290835she pisses me off… i will steal her ear socks and put them somewhere she can’t find them…
>>552292446how many times do we have to tell youumas are the president, and their trainees are the vp
>>552292423Sakura Chiyono O wouldn't say something so antisemitic.
>>552292331I HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>552292423Sakura Chiyono O would say something so antisemitic
>>552292519NIGGERKIKES DIE BEAM
>>552292507>uma president did not blow big bubba
>>552292519yes, yes.... good
>>552291543i hope he gets his third term
Well at least people are bitching about the captchas.
>>552289098cute boy
>>552291994yeah
>>552292319>>552292329Probably because I was on the lowest side of this month's average and also did bare minimum last month>>552292381796745571282>>552292438I don't really mean it like that I have nothing against the kick
>>552292690I'm big bubba
>>552288827>>552291603>get rushed>brick with no unique
>>552292843ew there are 2 dudes
>>552292331nyoooooooo
>>552292002subhanullah he needs to perform salat instead of parent runs
What’s the cooldown before you can join a new club if you willingly leave instead of getting kicked?My club dropped to B rank and I think it’s time for me to find greener pastures…
the orange turd has been funny though all the somali shit, epstein, and ICE raids are so fucking funny I can't believe it's real
>>552290248>>552291240>b-b-b-b-but le orange man bad>tachy image10/10 bait
>>552292596Have Supiki Rudolf instead.
>>552291681>>552291682>>552291809>>552291840>>552292057Kamala lost. Imagine still crying about le evil orange voldemort man in 2026.
>>552292939it's 24 hours
>>552293006I WILL HATE TANUKI EVERY DAY AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO
>>552292990I don't give a shit about all the other retarded crap but I started disliking the fucker after all the tariff nonsense
>>552292843juvenile fillies
>>552281202No one's going for the wit nature rerun? If I lose this CM I will 2x spark it. Else maybe Fuku if I get 2 off freebies.
>>552292596
>>552293050Rudolf would support orange man
>i hate whimsypox on your soul
>>552293050DONTSAYTHATNAME!
>Suddenly American politicsAll of you niggers have to scutter back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
>>552292820>#23There's gotta be another reason unless danchode wanted to get the umao fallouts
>>552293050Rudolf would say this and she would strengthen the ties between Japan and the great US of A.
>>552293197the downside of NA hours is NA politics but at least you know you're with fellow Americans despite their shitty opinions
>>552292972fucktard is half-assing shiti wish he'd deport more especially in my town i can't get a fucking job because the fucking illegals got it while being paid half the minimum wage
>>552293050It is my god-given right to complain about prices, regardless of whoever is in office. And Rudolf wouldn't say that.
>>552293050I need more sexy Rudolph legs.
>>552293263>europeans dont have opinions>indotards dont have opinions>he thinks all of these poltards are americanslmao
>>552293263>he thinks americans are the ones discussing american politicsIt's like you didn't learn anything from the twitter geolocation fiasco...
Is Umamusume the most Reddit gacha game?
>>552291543good lord you americans are actually embarrassing. the man makes an enemy out of literally the entire region of canada and europe, submits to every single one of russia's demands while they're at the weakest world position they've been in since the fall of the soviet union, is losing to china at every step, starting a war in the south america over oil, and literally getting on its knees to kiss israel on the dick at a time where literally almost the entire world is sick of israel, while his administration is fighting ofr every attempt to expose the largest pedophile ring in american history and there are people who still defend this man. literally what the fuck is wrong with americans?
It still shocks me that he managed to win. You already suffered through his 1st term, you knew exactly what he is, dragged him through the mud, Epsatono scandal, a literal fucking coup attempt, nah, LET'S GO BROOOOOOS, second time's the charm.You guys are hopeless.Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>552293465The biggest problem with democracy since Ancient Greece has always been the average voter.
Friendly reminder that some yuro (or god forbid some brownoid) started this by talking shit and now they can't handle every sane individual rightfully defending freedomland.
next thread will be better, once indo hours go into full swing
>>552293465hint, its not americans who support him at this point
>I farmed 1.2m today fans for no club at allbeing clubless is so crushing, can't wait to join one tomorrow
>>552293465
Stomach still hurts where I was hitting myself yesterdayTomorrow will be better
>>552293601says the guy posting AI garbage
>>552293050don't think its about Kamala or anythingthe US political situation is just a clownshow because I feel like they purposefully push bad candidates so the shadow government can do their thingbasically, no matter who wins the presidency, it's gonna be a clown show. Orange man is just specifically funnier than most cause he's a natural entertainer
>>552293050I don't think Rudolf would say this
>>552293690youre brown
>>552293601we can reuse the sounds of earth thread :)>>552280225
>>552291603Not really difficult, she doesn't have any run ender races or anything like that. She just chokes a lot before the first Summer for me, especially the miles. I started running her Pace early and she seems more consistent
>>552293050Isreal's strongest warrior has logged in.
>Trump is in the epstein files even though the DOJ literally said he isn't in itKek, leftists are absolutely mindbroken. Remember their failed Trump Bill Clinton meme? It bombed so hard that now they're back to crying about Big Don being in the files (with literally zero proof whatsoever).
>>552293465now say this without shaking uncontrollably
>>552293801not going to use your bot thread ishmael
>>552293882this without shaking uncontrollably
>552293881did you not read the files yourself? or look at the pictures from it? also not giving you a (you) because fuck you nigger
Symboli Rudolf's stock is rising after such brave and truthful comments.
>>552293881
Which umas would be listed in the Epstein files?Agnes Tachyon AND Digital for sure
>>552293980i wanna fuck this donkey so bad holy shit i wanna hug her tits all night
>>552293617Who then elected him? Gayniggers from outer space? Aren't you tired of this lame fucking excuse? Americans my ass, more like weak ass bitches without any hint of shame or remorse.
>>552292843PLEASE DRAW MORE SWEEP TOSHO PLEASE MYSTERY NIGGA FROM TWITTER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Uma Musume Pretty Derby!
>>552293957Good job, Chiyono! Some inu treats for you.
>>552293584seabrown coded post
>>552293198>get the umao falloutsprobably, desu i did the minimum last 2 months so i get it
>bot brown nigger kike trump kamala indo yuro amerifat epstein
>>552293967doesn’t count if the government says it doesn’t bwo
>>552294140now this is the politics i can get behind
>>552294140horse p*ssy!
Your talk of politics is boringat least make a full caps, 1000 word post about wanting to fuck umanko or something so I can post a reaction image
What happened to my comfy horse thread aaAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
>>552294159Cheva is so fucking cute holy shit
>>552292820sent you an invite
>>552294178Nice Nature would say this and many other nasty things.
>>552293465Time has been kind to village idiot Bush, eh?
how the fuck are you supposed to beat daisca vodka, she has NSM
>>552293465You know Eurocucks have armies too right, why don't they try negotiating with Russia or sending their soldiers in Russia? Ukraine should have surendered the moment Russia invaded.
>>552294140
24 hour cooldown yay
>/pol/ autism>ai slop left right centerand people wonder why /v/ has the better thread lmao
>>552294328you're supposed to have early lead/taking the lead and run her as a front
>>552294178So this is Neicha's Mystifying Murmur...
>>552294334now THIS is a slavshit post if I've ever seen one.
>>552294140Sorry Ai, I prefer Lala
Fucking Oguri
>>552294063seiun
>>552281976My back hurts so much bwos
Fuji needs to wear thongs
>>552294334The world will only ever become a better place again, if/when some white man invents something better than nukes and puts the fear of god into barbaric shitter nations like russia
>>552294334>Ukraine should have surendered the moment Russia invaded.Day 1300+ of the two week operation
>>552294554From being on the bottom of the barrel?
Now that America has won again, let's talk about day 2 of Scorpio.
>>552294246WP anon is the least garbage poster in here, but he could also be double posting without us knowing...
Please send help>486 points1>Standard Distance as my 3rd green (945 stamina)>Focus>Final Push>Restart, Straightaway Adept or green â—Ž2>Standard Distance>Final Push>Leader's Pride>Restart or green â—Ž3>Straightaway Adept>Final Push>Leader's Pride>Rainy Days
>>552293050@GROK MAKE HER WEAR BIKINI
>med S, groundwork spark proc>everything perfect>draw on first round unity gimped stats to the endI hate that draw is literally the same as losing
>>552294658Won what? The paralympics?
>>552294658CM started already?
>>552294658>day 2 of Scorpio.made me check, fucker
last 3 borrows are gone with nothing to show for ithow are you guys holding up
>>552294178
>>552294747worst case scenario I'll just reuse aces
>>552294442>>552294603>>552294628I live in a cuck irrelevant country that Americans don't know about and has been colonised non stop for thousands of years.Surrender is in my blood, there is absolutely no way you can think Ukraine killing off all their men or sending them off to other Euro countries is good for Ukraine. Especially considering they will likely lose the Oblasts or whatever the Russians want anyway
>The year barely started>Already got the thread of the year
>>552294691
>>552294835sure thing igor
>>552294890Rudolf isn't that big.
>>552294292thanks, are you Dacchi or UMADash? I'll join however sent first
why are /pol/ bots malfunctioning and posting in a horsegirl racing gacha game thread?
>>552294890grok give her a big fucking bush!
>>552294835We know about the phillipines bwo
>>552292262Hey I hope you see this. I promised a spot to a new member back when it looked like you were going to not make minimum again. Your surge in the last day or two was not expected. I tried to get a hold of you in chat but I know you probably missed the message. You are totally welcome back next time there is an opening.I was waiting for the guy that was promised a spot to leave their club and when they did I had no choice. You're a cool anon and you did good enough for the rank.I was hoping you could participate in something (even an "Ohayo" or anything other than shoes and silence) but I understand if that wasn't your cup of tea. It did make me feel like you may be better suited for another more stoic group for now though.
>>552294835war isn't about killing every man in the army you retard, otherwise we wouldn't have to deal with all these subhuman white trash in the present we would have killed them all in the civil war
>>552289427Can you save a spot for me? I just left mine178096169678
>>552294690Restart is bait, I'd go with 3.
>>552294996Why were /IDF/ bots spamming CP last night?
>>552294996Their 5 thousand dollar gpu's they voted for are malfunctioning.
>>5522946903 is best imo
>>552295042It's not about that, but the meat grinder is how you turn troops into cash
Ok so Taiki has to be front runner just to have a hope of proccing sfv in Scorpio?Is this fine? Any glaring errors? I did fail a training or two here. So maybe I could have higher stats.
>>552295054>Restart is baithow so?
No more US politics. Talk about how Sanae is saving japan.
>>552295075>he thinks bot farms use consumer grade GPUslmao retarded MONGO FAGGOT DIEposted from my 2k 4090
>>552294690assuming scorp, 3. Solid roll but you only have a chance of winning in no-suzu rooms
>>552295172Who? How? Why?
I guess the designated janny stopped playing the game and camping the thread 24/7Used to keep the threads on topic with an iron fist.to the point that it was obnoxious in and of itself. Off topiic shit would get deleted within minutes if not seconds.And now...The absolute state of /uma/
>>552295165It can only trigger 5s after the start of the race so it completely misses the groundwork and taking the lead activation window. You will be debuffing the acceleration of umas that are already traveling at target speed.
>>552295172I adore her tough stance on China. It's about time there was a prime minister with Guts
i sent the dacchi one! idk if were the first ones tho
How long after CM starts until all the whales are gone?
>>552295262>/v/ lacks /pol/tards>/v/ lacks club drama/v/ won...
>>552295172The one from Touhou?
>>552294934not an argument>>552295012wrong continent>>552295042don't see your pointI understand that Europoors/Mutts wanna use Ukraine to weaken Russia and that would be good for Europe/America, dunno if it will work or not. But there is 0 way you think this war is good for Ukraine
I absolutely hate this stupid uma. I really do. It's irritating to a fault that she happens to be one of the decent F2P parents. I think I spend more time making sure she doesn't commit suicide from her religious anxiety than I do actually getting fucking sparks from her.Really hate her. So, so much.
>>552293730whoa there anon, its too early in the year to be using your brain
Even as a plushie, Verxina is second rate. (Pre-order ranking on Amiami)
>>5522946903 is best, flashy landing looks good though
>>552295114>But there is 0 way you think this war is good for Ukraineukrainians understand that if they surrender there is no more ukraine, they will be a bunch of shit-eating surrender monkeys like you
>>552295428>gentle wife firstbased>cutest boy 3rdbased
>>552294678The worst thing you can accuse me of is being a ritualposter and reposting stuff from /umajp/, most of the time I just lurk
>>552295371/v/ and /vg/ have a different culture, their threads are good, our threads are good. There's no conflict and one does not diminish the other,Stop whining and become the high quality posters we want to continue being.
>>552295262It's like this in a few other threads I'm in. Too many people hungover from NYE to properly fix things.
Shan’t engage with /pol/tards.
>>552294747i've got a pile of aces, several skirting the stamina thresholds albeit. New year did start with a good taiki inspo which ended up shockingly low roll (almost zero double speed/double power rainbows.. ) Then just randomly started a seiun TT/parent attempt which i abandoned after getting night owl (3 infirms) and slow metab before first actual race.
>>552295545goddamn brat, she'll face justice in my bed once her banner comes
>double circle>Still losses the unity raceWhy can't we clock the ujity races?
>>552295545>being a ritualposterplenty of those, including myself, in a way>reposting stuff from /umajp/based>most of the time I just lurkWP anon confirmed least toxic anon
>>552294978>>552295362forgot to tag
>>552295052Sure
>>552295505And not surrenderring means the same thing except with a lot more dead Ukranians and Russians. Personally I'd rather lose land and let my people live rather than kill my people and lose land anyway
>>552295172Unless she kicks out the US military bases she's nothing more than a grifter. Can't claim to be nationalistic while prostrating to the US.
>>552295556stop responding to him, you're talking to a retard who has been talking to himself all day trying to force a nonexistent beef between /v/ and /vg/
>>552295505I'm sorry, but who was it that fled to israel after grinding down the male population and making fucking bank off of it?Zelensky and his cohorts aren't looking out for their country, but themselves
>>552295032Yeah it's all good, I won't be joining again, I can't really keep up with the S+ farming and I feel like I was leeching too hard last month and in this one but thanks for the invite.
>>552280874one spot for me? I don't wanna be a clublet this month290607764083
>>552295054>>552295093>>552295227>>552295463Yeah it's for scorpio cup>4 votes against focus/standard distanceDemocracy has spoken. Thanks anons.>flashy landing>0.1 accel and 0.05 speedI could pick that instead of Straightaway Adept
>>552295075i get your argument anon but technically you could make a profit off selling the gpu you bought for 2k soon lol
>>552295416Bro you just cursed yourself to only roll 1* wit/guts for the next week
>>552295418>hey rudolph what do uma pussies do>plappity plap
>>552294747got my aces done alreadythey lose 1 length to an S suzu I saved from a club mate and very occasionally win, so I'll say ship it
>>552295872>rudolphWHO!?
>>552295032>Make quota>Still get kicked for one of danchomo's erp buddiesSasuga
>>552295556Our threads used to be good. Now they're just too much off topic and low quality posts
Why did you niggers get into /pol/shit over a discussion on ramen?
>>552295872you're making me think about the uncensored horse pussies posted here again
Any B/B+ open for this month? I made the account on the day the Kitasan banner dropped and made 22M. Haven't done my daily borrows today.
>>552294747I did total 5 attempts for aces like 2 weeks ago and was just doing some runs for that event and now waiting for next one.
>>552295840focus is simply rng protection, and I don't think you need more staminaif you can swap rainy days for standard that'd be good but I think you're missing 1 or 2 sp which is a damn shame
>>552295689I'll be joining you guys then since I don't know who sent first, thanks
I'll wait for you to get it out your system before I post my wife
>>552295759Are you the Taishin?Would be kinda funny if you were, because that means they replaced one ritualposter with another
>>552295740>I'm sorry, but who was it that fled to israelnot zelensky, i do remember putin flying the fuck out of his capital when his own mercenary corp turned on him though lol
>>552295137that is one sweaty whale. Rosy is overkill. You might need groundwork in a front heavy lobby, because you could legit end up in the same issue where you cant proc SFV. You may want to consider going pump instead (i didnt because the affinity is ass). Rosy is probably overkill with that stam. You do have decent midrace set of skills so might be able to get away with no GW. You should at least stay ahead of other paces so you might always be in SFV range then. Biggest problem then for you is simply youll get out-max-speeded. Since youll have the front speed debuff, not capped spd+S+fall/left.
>>552296240you have no wifeyoure brownprobably a curren pedo poster
>>552295724>with a lot more dead [...] Russiansyou do realize this is the point, right?
>>552296254how did an entire word disappearfucking hate posting on mobile
>>552295172What are Sanae's 10 desires?
>pump on Taiki>Taiki frontwho needs gaslights when public lobbies exist, jesus christ
>>552292475Done.1118 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
see what happened when jiggers went to jig
>>552296042invited, also put "/uma/" in your profile comment
>>552296493Taiki front is fine but the problem is that it's really hard to train>Pump taikiyeah idk about that one. Pump on other pacers sure, but taiki?Usually you just stack her up with midrace and hope she eats up the weaker fronts
>>552296254kek no I'm not the taishin ritualposter
Is we making it to A finals? I kinda want to remake my Taiki and go for the secret event for Head-On
Are these cards worth the carrats pulls ?
>>552296493Remember last CM when lates/paces were taking angling because the lobbies were end heavy? Same story w/ pacers taking pump to counter front heavy lobbies.
>>552296747Yes
>>552296065>but I think you're missing 1 or 2 sp which is a damn shameI wish I could turn back time and pop that senior year bubble on wit that I skipped.I'm going with Straightaway since it's easier to fire when compared to Mayacchi's ult.
>>552296747No
Uma feet
>>552280874My friend's been looking for a club. I might recruit him for you if you don't mind, and if he agree to play daily for an A rank club. He does go to the threads but not as frequent as me.
>>552296747Maybe.
>>552296009there's a bunch of unironic /pol/niggers here for some reason
Do we actually have Russians in this thread? Don't tell me there are Chinese here too.
>>552296747I don't know
>>552296616Got the invite but it says I've to wait 23h to join maybe tomorrow there will still be a spot open
bro...Dober's casual clothes is super sex...
>>552296440I wouldn't send my countrymen to their death and ruin my country like it's a sacrificial pawn just so Europoors and Mutts can weaken Russia.Not like number of deaths means anything for Russia anyway considering they became a superpower after getting k/d ratioed in WW2
>>552296713making it to A finals is actually easy if you have enough stamina, med S, capped speed and an accel
>>552295380>>552295724>surrender and lose land>give russia time to rebuild their army>they come back after a few years for more because they know that they can get away with itWhat’s the next step of your master plan?
>>552296884good evening gentleman
>>552296747How badly do you want to see Helios in your unity cup team
>>552296747Yesn't
>>552296946>Don't tell me there are ChineseWho wants to tell him?
>>552296747Can you repeat the question?
>>552296946nothing wrong with the chinese
>>552296946nihao nigga
>>552296747>>552297159YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>552297192lol =)
>>552296946My ethnicity is mostly chinese but I cannot talk the language. DOes that make oyu happy?
>>552297072Nothing anon they just lose because they are weaker, if you and Tyson Fury got in a fist fight at a bar because of a girl or something there is no winning strategy for you, you either give up the girl or get beaten to death. That's how the world works.
>>552295870What else is new?
>>552295724you're a real historylet anon. Especially Russia of all nations to be ignorant of lul
Ryan will carry me through this CM.
>>552296747yeah they're MUST PULL
I just woke up, what are the new year thread news?
>>552297462I did this kitbash too!
Now all this totally organic US dogpiling makes sense.
>>552295418Wow!
>>552297540mambogedon delayed
>>552297239Brian secretly enjoys this song
>>552296009unfortunately with mods hungover, the poltards that hang out here saw a moment (basically any fag who uses troon or tranny seriously)
>>552297074SNIFF
post more uma porn to scare the /pol/ dwellers away
>>552297540mambogedon happened
>>552297540Forehead smooches
>>552297074My Umawife
>>552297062If you lose your country gets ruined anyway, by continuing to fight you risk becoming desperate but there's also a chance of making your opponent more desperate to accept peace on your terms too. Russia certainly isn't unphased by their losses and you need to keep poking past their pretence of being unbothered by their losses. Maybe your shit nation was too weak to inflict even that on their colonizers so you wouldn't understand.
>>552297678
>>552297462Body too high, including lower parts was a mistake.
>>552297504Stop lying they're shit
>>552296009>>552297643>retard spergs out about Trump out of nowhere, derailing the thread>blame /pol/ for derailing the thread
>>552297818fat fuck
>>552297062Anon, you know half the reason russia is invading UK is because of their demographic crisis, right? They legit just wanted to swallow some pop.
>>552296713>no nigIt's dead, jim. You're required to have your own nig to kill off the other nigs, and then it just boils down to your non-nig fighting it out with other non-nigs.And no, having a poorly built "blocker" nig isn't enough. A good nig will just ignore them and win the race. It has to be a nig built to win, doesn't matter if it'll just end up dying with the other strong nigs anyway.
>mfw i get rainbows back-to-back-to-back
>>552297916>he still thinks Suzuka dies to other Suzukaselmao
>>552297883Just like my autistic map painting simulators
>>552297540umao is moments away from dissolving
>>552296713as long as rngesus doesn't despise you, you should be fine. Even without suzu, you should end up in rooms where the 2 suzus kill each other.
>>552297872wtf rude
Uma porn in the new thread
>>552297863>orange retard glazers have to defend their incompetent god emperor pedo over a real tangible effect he had on our hobby which did more to derail the thread that a single post which dared to mention him
>>552297462The last thing you see before she brutally hydrates you
>>552297805My country got colonised a lot and never got ruined though, only thing that gets ruined if Ukraine becomes Russia is the Ukranian politicians living off tax gibs. The average person will still go to work their shitty job tomorrow like they always did.
Orange
>>552297398russia is not Tyson Fury though, they are like a retired bronze medalist from the 70s that can't knock you out and will die from a heart attack sooner or later
a whole year to horse around
anyone got the club list image + fan requirements?
>>552296946Yes. No idea about Chinese.
>>552298158funny how you won't actually mention what your shithole country is so we won't make fun of it for being ruined beyond repair lol
>>552297576uggo boys
>>552298031>>552297916I 'm betting on someone else bringing a 2nd suzuka since she's meta
>>552297916Suzuka can die against non-Suzukas, see >>552286471
>>552298260see >>552287295
>>552298319Malta
>>552298158>being colonized>not ruinedlol c'mon. Unless you count the US, a miniscule amount of countrys didn't get straight raped by the colonizers funneling wealth out.
>>552298016>Check the club>6 empty spotsGrim.
ORANGE UMA BAD
>ChanMe starts in 2 hoursThat's too soon. How can my girls run their best when I'm still this hungover??
>>552296946Of course we have the Chinese here, they link us kick links to horse races and funny bots. They might even be danchou or cook your takeout meals
>>552298405I've literally never heard of this nation.
>>552298360this is a bad idea. You will see 2 suzukas a lot, but one will be built like shit with no concentration, no groundwork... unable to spot struggle with the other one
>>552298260see >>552285887 and >>552287295
>>552298521the chinese sound pretty based
>>552298405That's the stuff they used to make milkshakes with right? I like the chocolate balls.
>>552297991>he thinks he's fought other strong suzukasYou put 3 strong suzuka's together, and they will all die no matter what. You put 2 shitzuka with 1 strong suzuka, and the 1 suzuka will treat them like maruzensky and leave them in the dust.
>>552298412Most countries benefitted from colonisers>>552298534ye that's why I avoid mentioning it most of the time>>552298617everyone always makes the maltesers chocolate reference...
horse
>>552298405>the eu's personal tax haven full of expats from all over the world due to a golden visa that used to exist>not a colonised shithole
>>552298605
Next thread should be better
>>552298775WHAT THE FUCK IS A HORSE
>>552298748>Most countries benefitted from colonisers>When the Third World is literally made up of colonised countriesWhat, you think it's just a coincidence that all of them happen to be shitholes?
>>552298825it already is >552280225
>>552298825next thread has been better
Horses make a clapping soundUmas make a plapping sound
>>552298748Idk where to even start anon. The vast majority of colonized nations were stripped of their wealth. All they got in return was butchered borders, a bit of tech+civ - could go on and on.If you don't understand why you can't liken a country of only half a mil to 10s of millions. Just.
>>552298919Not a coincidence, the problem is that they usually have very few white people in those countries and a lot of black people too.
>>552299097>muh colonizers>reddit spacing>Just.Holy fuck man, please tell me you're trollingBecause you really fucking got me
/uma/ is not beating allegations of being hopelessly brainwashed. Literal drooling subhumans.
>>552299014This kinda clapping?
>>552297462Historically accurate Spechud...
>>552299097>stripped of their wealthYeah anon Africa has been completely stripped of resources by Euros that's why Chinks are colonising Africa for resources right now
>>552298748>Most countries benefited from colonisersthey lose more than they gain from being colonized. It's the point of colonization to steal resources so that the fancy developed countries can throttle their advancement into being what they are today
>>552299254no, this kind
>>552298405is that even a country? I thought it was a ww2 military base recycled tax haven
>>552299254Flappy lipsI'll bet they would feel good
>>552280225>>552280225>>552280225this thread will have no politics
>>552299241whining about reddit spacing outs you as a retard or tourist trying to blend in. Its called a line break son.
>jumpscare by Taiki yelling in Dober's career>twicefucking orange horse my ears
>>552299110I WANT TO GIVE ADMIRE GROOVE LOVE THAT SHE DIDN'T GET AS A CHILD
See you guys when CM starts. At least then people will be posting about their wins and losses (in other words, the game). By the way, am I supposed to queue on reset or should I wait?
I just wanted to talk about instant ramen
>>552299308They don't tho, most of those countries wouldn't even know how to use those resources without getting colonised>>552299368Would be cooler if it still was
>>552299538instant nakadashi
>>552299279Africa has shit infrastructure, both man-made and geographical. As much wealth as it had stripped, theres still an immense amount untapped. You can only funnel so fast especially in a massive continent with barely any good ports.
>>552299375haha kill yourself recycle tranny
>>552299401>buzzwordsWhew, okay
>>552299538Why is she wasting all that pee?
>>552299538Oh my gosh!
>>552299696>whined about just>proceeds to use whew>anon lacks ability to understand irony
>>552299630So they still have a shitload of resources but they are still poor as fuck? Sounds like having a tiny bit more resources that got taken during colonisation wouldn't have made Africa not be a shithole.
>>552296521Done.https://jiggie.fun/umajig2
>>552295734Can't kick out the us until japan has nukes.
https://x.com/VicLombardi/status/2006410820243304766>Umamusme breaking into the NFL???
>>552299538>>552289332>>552288858I'm gonna use Fine Motion (sexually) during MANT
>>552297031Some uma dress like children or grannies, but Dober is just right on style.
>>552299856Africa has a ton of debuffs for every buff it has. It may have still turned out a shithole without colonizers, but whats your point exactly? They would have been a slightly more shithole w/o colonizers?
>>552299538That tummy looking soft... easy on the ramen...
>>552300032The gatekeeping is failing...
>>552295172Parking domains with Sanae!
>>552300132That blaming colonisation for turning Africa in a shithole is retarded, it was mostly a shithole before and it remained mostly a shithole after. Only time it isn't a complete shithole is during colonisation if anything. Maybe chinks can fix it since they don't have as much empathy as Euros
>>552300293that image triggers memoriesfuck you
