Previous: >>552279990>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.8 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/puzzle/hkrpg/rpg_version_page_380_1327/index.html>Version 3.8 Trailer: "Memories are the Prelude to Dreams"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZl4ssk5Pwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWuPj0W7I-I>The Dahlia Character Trailer: "The Final Note"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVeam_lliG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_hmkhWGbzE>Current Character Banners: The Dahlia, Firefly + Gallagher, Luka, March 7th - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/42790647>New Drip Marketing:>Yao Guang (5* Physical Elation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43021359>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift4TJ9UZ7Z36N7STARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
CONSTANCEFUCKING FLOPPEDUTTERLY. HORRIBLY.GIGAFLOPPED. GIGASLOPPED.TRANSBIAN QUEEN DIVA FUCKING FLOPPED TO ZZZDYKETROON OUTSOLD BY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS ML BAIT IN A DEAD GAMEYURIPAGPAG CHARACTER WITH 0 SALES 0 ART 0 ORGANIC POPULARITY FLOPPED AND SLOPPED TO YENLESS YEN ZEROYURIBROWNS WERE TOO POOR TO ROLL FOR THEIR LESBIAN GIRLBOSSBOILED GARBAGE EATING YURIPAGGIES FUCKING FLIPPED AND FLOPPED AND SLIPPED AND SLOPPED AND SHITTED AND SHARTED AND KILLED THE FUCKING GAME
Not a single female in the entire game cares about Wormpo
>>552302002Sampo would be a good father
Total Madam Herta love
Hotaru Rabu
>>552302112FVARK..........
>>552302215Highly. Fertile.
>>552302203cutest lesbian
Yuri general
Hyacine love
Reminder that the added a black tier ass to HSR even after they made zzz and genshin flop and take a guess, it made HSR flop as well, because the target audience had no money
If the leaks are true and Yao Guang is a support she will be like sunday and will be a mix of niche and generic, they will not make a niche support for no dps at the start of the version.So be ready to pull, outside of jokes sunday is still pretty good
I cant get over how B-coded these girls are
>>552302476Yuri general
Wow back 2 back shitposts
skipping for Yae
Peach
>>552302836She looks boring... her personality better be amazing
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
No one cares about UGLYfly
>>552302836Triple platinum lord hereNever pulling sunday
cute dragon boys sell
We're that "30 Millions to Israel" meme but for ZZZ
>>552303096at least try to read
>hsr niggas>reading
>>552303191Herta image, speedreading is the best you get from me.
why did amphoreus flop?
>>552303325Too smart for you?
>>552303340cute wife of columbina
I am elation
>>552302836She has a cute voice, and she looks good enough. That's all I needed to know to decide I'm pulling.
EMC drip today.
>>552303593EMC isn't in 4.0
>>552303110Black tier asses killed HSR
>>552303593>EMCisn't real, just like sampo sp and luocha sp
>>552303593anon if somehow emc is in 4.0 that will be in 2 daystoday is second phase
>>552303593You'll use your Mem and you'll like it.
>>552303876I love using my Mem...
>>552303110will Columbina make 100m+?
>>552303978meh, pretty boring kit, too much yuri shipping, I doubt there's much hype from the waifufags or the metatroons
>>552303978She is the Archon of her Region. Even if people hated Furina or the Bike they still rolled because they are meta and even if she isn't she is going to have some gimmick like Nahida.
>>552302836she's for archer/novaflare DHIL/SP splurtke
Yaoguang... still hasn't reached 100k...
>If Shido wants me, then I'll gladly give my everything to him. To become his lover, kiss him, have sex with him, marry him, give birth to as many babies as he wants, grow old together with him. But, even if Shido chooses someone other than me, I won't mind. If Shido thinks to marry Tobiichi-san, I'll bless him with all my heart. Of course, it also applies for other person as well. Even if Shido chooses Tohka-chan, Kotori-chan, Yoshino-chan or perhaps someone that I don't know. Of course, I don't mind if he doesn't choose to be with anyone, or even if he chooses everyone I'll support his wish. I'll do anything for Shido's happiness. If Shido wishes it, I'll grant any of his wish. I don't mind becoming his childhood friend, his lover, his wife, his younger sister, his older sister, his mother, his daughter, his superior, his subordinate, his enemy, his nemesis or even someone unrelated to him. As long as Shido is happy, I'm satisfied....Oh sorry, it seems I got too worked up by myself. But it is true that I don't mind whoever Shido chooses."
>>552303978Mavuika combined with citlali and hu tao skin made 99M, so no, she will be lucky to hit skirk numbers
OH NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>552304226saars ... look at number saaars ...
>>552303978>NK slave>boring as shit (personal take)>on her own with a rerun brickthere's no way she'll make it to 100m
>>552304226This is doing worse than dahlia btwSo if you think dahlia flopped wait until you see this shit
Herta: Star Rail
>>552304476so will 4.1 be Blade and La Mancha? Double male?
>>552303978everyone loves Bina, she will break records
>>552303593Aha doesn't align Themself with the spawn of Remembrance and Finality.
Sparkle SP in 8 hours
Saint is destroying Yao Guanghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dz7N_1sr7Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dz7N_1sr7Y
>>552304637calm down, Sandrone
>>552303978>yuripagpagshe will flop MASSIVELY
>>552303978FF didn't even make that and she was more popular and more for you.
>>552304435why didn't you post dahlia tweet then btwoh right because you want to push some narrative jeet shitspammer
>>552304637Sandrone posted this
>>552304873>16h>vs 2 monthsyurikeks.......
zzz owned us
>>552304681I'll enjoy teaming up with Asat Pramad to kill that clown Aeon.
>>552303978She'll be the final piece of the puzzle in unbricking my Nilou. All NilouDEITIES (there are trillions of us) will be getting her
I can't be the only one who loves using spicy food as laxative <3
>>552303110>>552304851these charts are all made up btw, it's just one guy's "guesses"
>>552304791how can anyone with a brain watch this guy?, wouldn't be surprised if his mot of his viewers are underaged
>>552305036dont worry the idols will do way worse
>>552302845the dahlia's abnormally large boobablack swan's abnormally large fupa
>sparkle 1 is a second half brick>sparkle 2 is a second half brickKWAB
>>552305105What's the point in getting her for Nilou? I got Lauma C1 for my Nilou and will be getting Nilou's C1 with the free constellation selector.
>elation support first half>zero other elation characters until sparkle sp second halfWhy the hell are they releasing a toy you can't even play with?
>>552305231His views are people whose entire personality is being anti-genshin and being mad at genshin. You can guess the IQ
>look hoyo bad, jeet waves good>FGO's ending? nahHow come that jeet never did vids on FGO's ending?
>>552304476Cardcaptor Sparkle
How many pulls you got?
>>552305231>how can anyone with a brain watch this guy?thats the fun thing, no one with a brain watches him
we fucking flopped!
>>552304380Glad that we are finally getting some trans rep in this game
https://files.catbox.moe/wu06uj.jpg
which jeetcord is raiding now
>>552305964the wuwacord >>552305827
>>552305936Please more. I love that artstyle.
>>552302002Hanami leak better be fucking good. Yaoguang ain't it
I love the hyacine poster
We all love Madam Herta here
>>552305519I'm not that well informed to know how long is the spoilers ban.
>>552305404She'll be a good on-field driver in the Nilou/Laumer/Nahider team I'm planning on putting her in. Beats out the other current hydro options anyway
>>552306214trvth
>>552305706Like 250. Hoping for an Evernight rerun soonish so I can finish my Remembrance exodia (right when it's about to become obsolete lol).
>>552302845It hurts that I have to skip Dahlia. Even if I don't have a break team, I can still go around the galaxy and take pics with the environment + her body
>>552306165Best Aeon frfr
>>552305936lil Gui only loves Xianzhou men
>>552303978genshin has no waifufags, yurisisters got exposed as no spenders, again, all the nod krai characters bombed.their last hope is a turbometa powercreep kit + putting skirk and escoffier alongside her banner.
>>552305936Meh who cares about gui do Cyrene next
THE STRONGESTAVENTURINE
But what about Yunli
>>55230570630 ish, Cyrene sucked me good.
>>552304791the virgin seajeet flamewar drama shitpost farmer vs the stacy japanese gacha GOD
>>552306231He's a Tencent/Kuro shill, why would he care about Sony? He was already trashing the fate collab.
>>552306771>the KWABestneeded to be saved by FVARKgenti btw
>>552306771FVARK
>>552305936So this is what makes the lava chicken spicy...
>>552306824>Yanqing's shipbaitUnironically nobody cares
>>552305519>please talk about FGO please!!!You flopped get over it
>>552305519JeetGO isn't relevant anymore. Only Japan cares about it.
>>552305706400 but I'm currently not playing because the game sucks
>>552305706540 by the end of the patch
I miss Mince...
>>552307104It's safe to say Phainon losted bigly.
>>552306824>the girl that gets fucked by caelus while yanqing watcheswe all care
>>552306824I love Yunli
>>552307262Don't worry, I'm taking very good care of him.
>>552306824*smooch*
>>552306824We love yanqing's woman
>>552305936lava chicken chan will NOT get corrupted by gui
>>552306824Caelus here, wormqing can have this skank, I'm taking Clara
>ClaraFor Svarog
>>552307519l-lewd...
Gui-chan's carefully groomed pussy? For Caelus
2026 - Year of the Scampo
Doomgods won
Payday
oh shit i didnt realize yaoguang dropped.>kana hanazawaJust in time because she will be voicing Ren this season
>>552308339What about Sushang? >>552308594Salaryman chads also won
Wormpo? Sparkle doesn't care about him AT ALL. This is based
are we back to double char per patch? Is sporgle getting revealed later?
>>552308906Yaoguang??? For ........Idk we need to wait, but probably for Caelus
>>552309137Oops didn't mean to tag that guy
>>552307519But how could you be doing it when I'm the one taking good care of him?
>>552308836Little Gui allows her to join in as a reward for being whored out for streaming money
>>552309137Yonggong is for Cheld
Mywife love!
>>552308718That could mean Yao Guang has a very wholesome personality.
>>552309550>Elation
Don't worry. Lava chicken chan has been successfully corrupted
>>552307262>>552307519>>552309306Not your chatbox, just take it to discord and fuck off you retarded ass trannies. Also stop posting Herta.
>>552309657Nope, cry about it hall monitor
>>552309657based
>>552309657this, gtfo
>>552309657HERTRVKE
>>552309657You kiss women like this
>>552309648i really need to fuck gui and lava chicken chan...
>>552309306Your words do not change the fact that he's my good boy.
>>552309725>>552309657Ruan mei is so lucky
The psych ward? For lava chicken poster
only 7 more hours until Sparkle SP.
>>552309865nope, wrong!
Ruan Mei is so lucky to have the privilege of swallowing Caelus right down to the hilt, while Herta taunts and mocks Caelus's cunnilingus skills.
>>552310103trvke
>>552302002Is there cunny in this game?
>>552310103Somehow this phrasing is really gay. You'd expect a shitpost like this to call Caelus lucky, not Ruan Mei
>>552302845>B-codedthe fuck is that
>>552310062
>>552308635Paypaydayday
>>552310052And that's hot.
You have forsaken all the love you've takenSleepin' on a razor, there's nowhere left to fallYour body's aching, every bone is breakin'Nothin' seems to shake it, it just keeps holdin' onYour soul is able, death is all you cradleSleepin' on the nails, there's nowhere left to fallYou have admired, every man desiresEveryone is king when there's no one left to pawnThere is no peace here, war is never cheap, dearLove will never meet it, it just gets sold for partsYou cannot fight it, all the world denies itOpen up your eyelids and let your demons runI thread the needle throughYou beat the devil's tattooI thread the needle throughYou beat the devil's tattooI thread the needle throughYou beat the devil's tattooI thread the needle throughYou beat the devil's tattoo
>>552310062AAAA i want to fuck sporgle!!!
>Looks at leaked potential novaflares.>No Argenti.>Somehow Swan and FF are there for 4.2.
>>552310470She'd look so good with that tattoo...
>>552310584leaked where
>>552310302
>>552310587You'd look so good with a bullet hole through your skull ong
>>552310587hmm...
HertaMei in 4.x soon
>>552310712xis the ship sailed already...
>>552310584>Swan changed to ACK support>Firefly changed to LaMancha support
Caelus? For lava chicken poster
>>552310587True... a perfect match for her frfr
Holy shit I haven't logged in a while, I really hope this is fake
Lynette? The property of Aether
>>552306468Cutest aeon.
>>552310973 (me)I was talking about this>>552302836
Aether? BVLLus' concubine.
>>552302471>>552302476>>552303406>>552309974>>552310712location: tel aviv
>>552310584No one rolled Argentina bwo. >B-but the leak said Aggy has lowest 5* ownership LolLmao
Yaoguang animations will be a mixture of Beauty/Scary. Not a dedicated SP Sparkle support.Info by - Uncle Anaxadromas
>We lost to ZZZIs it unironically over? Hoyo really killed us to save our little sister game...
Fugue novaflare would go a lot further than a FF one
>>552311259Aglaeakek cope
>>552311247not even closeatleast you didn't call me g*rman
Honkai for this feeling
Add RM, Lingsha and Jade on pic related and the stench of perfume would be sofocating
>>552311707The stench of cock-hungry hag pussy...
