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lmao @ all the pace chasers taking let's pump due to room matches being filled with fronts whereas the actual CM has no frontsgo back and remake your aces bitches, you got gaslit by whale rooms
SUPER HOT TIME TO QUEUE NOW
Guys I think.. either my Danchou kicked our highest fan earner (by a huge margin) or he left outright...His last login was some 10 hours before the leaving messageBut why would Danchou do that..
>>552320016you need 10 medium sparks for medium taiki
cap as in peak
uh, game?
>>552319980Her unique going off is a near guarantee win
Teio is carrying this jobber team wtf
I thought this wasn't a golshi cm
>seeing umas win without medium SWas the aptitude a suggestion this cm?
>pops Angel + Unrestrained right away>winsit's like NSM gamble for Suzuka
*rapes you*
She did it
Brian LOVE
My team is Suzu, Oguri, and Dober. Each won one race on first ticket. Love the teamwork.
>>552319625worked on my machine
I made it to Round 2 but honestly /uma/ I am so cooked for it. I don't have a single Uma over 12k rating.
My Suzuka isn't as dominant as in practice, I guess I should stop testing with great mood.3rd was debuffer grass with 0 wins.
>22/30nyo...
>>552320495round 1 is not indicative of what's required to win or even get to A finals
I'm coming for youSTAMLETS BEWARE
Is there anything in this game more soulful than all 9 umas being different in a lobby?
>>552320535I have yet to see a Suzuka win actually, Maruzensky seems to be way more dangerous for now
POST THEM WIN RATES FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE ALSO DONE ALL YOUR DAY 1 RUNS
>>552320474Why are you trying to post pictures of screenshots you took then printed out and put into a binder and then tried to scan that picture back into your computer but interrupted the scan halfway
i'm sending some of the cute girls to get some wins because it's easier than i thought it would be (150 whale rooms mental distortion illness)
>>552320293made for extreme amounts of kissing and nakadashi
holy shit she almost didn't lose a race
>>552320481It's a Teio CM
>>552320630Now thats a cleansing
>>552320415R1 meta is worthless because you are probably going to queue into casualsR2 is where you'll get some indication of what your finals might look like.
>>552320293based op
>>552320016I'm going with this, It got me into A for some reason9stam 9power on oguri11Stam 3 speed 3 power on TaikiSkill whatever I could buy from hints because I didnt make parents lmao
>>552320653
>first competition for me to enter>certain I will lose to whales but try anyway>prepare the best B+ and A umas I can>can't sign them up>game will only let me use garbage umas I had lying aroundWords cannot express how truly shit this game is. As if the infinite rng roles destroying hours of your time wasn't enough.
>>552320646They should fucking have something like this unironicallylike a draft series or some shit where toreinas have to pick from a pool and you only get one of each
>>552320657ojisan general
wife stronk
>>552320438My low stam queen.
End Closers will never die.
Does anyone have that frog and scorpion pic with Suzuka and Maru?>>552320476>>552320457>>552320435How the fuck do people get such statlines?
>>552320804>he signed up to the open instead of gradedbwo..
>>552320651OG Maru is really REALLY good yeahif she keeps up with Suzuka, only Taiki can stop her
>>552320804Did you go into the B max league?
I just realized I have literally never seen the big Akebono girl in game even a single timeIs she the least popular uma in the game?
Damage report /uma/How has CM gone for you so far?
>>552320804>open league
>>552320856I kneel
>>552320415>getting uppity after round 1 day 1
>>552320435>>552320606>>552320736excellent thanks, hopefully i can get something usable out
>>552320651She can win (if shes the only suzuka there)
>>552320870I wish I knew, I get stats like this maybe 1 in 20-30 times
Agnes and Agnes
Any knowers know why this Digitan, who I thought was just average, is absolutely destroying the competition? She just teleports to the front each time and I don't get it.
quite surprised since i lost every single practice race so far
>>552320923absolutely great, all my aces won at least once, my oshi has my top winrate, and im qualified for round 2 a
>>552320653I wasn't expecting reddit tachyon of all umas to be the mvp so far
>>552320872>>552320905>>552320934Why is the "open" league more restrictive? Are they retarded?I obviously went for the noob league but that's not even a real league it turns out, fucking kusoge
Goldship isn't really doing anything.Only race I lost so far was to an S+ Agnes Tachyon
>Suzuka sweeps.Where are other runaways?
man I kinda want my own Maru now
Desu wa
>>552320882Once in a blue moon in a double Suzuka lobby my Maru somehow wits herself into thinking she's an oonige too, at that point it's pretty much over for everyone else
>>552320651Suzuka has the highest winrate for me so far, not a lot of Suzukas this round
>>552320913Akebono is cucked to sprints and miles like Bakushin, so someone would have to be dedicated to get her in a medium race
>>552320653went 20/20
>>552320720>not having optimised teams specifically for every round to minmax carat rewards
>>552321091Did you come from another gacha?
Making Teio's with Rudolf
>>552320653Suzuka being strong isn't a gaslight.
>>552320923I only had one good round where I went 4-1 the other ones have been 2-3, 1-4 and 1-4.I mean I was expecting this because this CM I absolutely did not play at all and did not even try to get good Umas. I was not about to spend my holidays stressing over Umas when I had my family around to relax with.
>>552321091follows real life horse racing convention, where open is the shitter leagues and graded is called graded because it's ranked and vetted by the national horse racing association
>>5523209232-33-23-2>>552320653
>>552320804illiteracy on the rise at /uma/cademy
>>552321176show maru build
>>552321056because this is her CMno reallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cplq3GcXPrI
>>552321091open in this case is treated like an open in horse racing you dingus. meaning its for the wimpy baby horses who cant compete in graded races
>>552321091It follows the same pattern as IRL races Open/listed = everyone can enter Graded = you better have some skill and wins on your behalf
there.buy your shit
>>552320846please show gold city (+umanko)
>>5523209234-14-14-14-1Lost by a neck or head all 4 times, knowing how my previous CMs went I'll probably end up getting third in the final
How do you respond without being mad?
>>552321098>gets leapfrogged by mediocre maru with mid game speed skillssweeps my dick more like
Tss, nothin' personnel, kid
Good job girls
>bad mood>rushed>NN in the lobbyNot a great start for the Suzukalets
>my zooming maru gets brocked by my dying suzukajesus I hope I don't lose finals like this
>suzukaYou didn't win
>>552320923I'm not done, but so far, it's either I'm doing good or I get my head bashed in
uh oh
>>552321267
>>552320653I like how balanced this feels. Suzu could probably do more but I'm too lazy to rework her
you all better be taking pictures of every moment your umas make for you
>>552321031That means you get them. I've never reached S. I have hard time getting Spd and Pwr to 1200. Usually this means my Wit is like 300-400.>>552321103It feels like front runners are ruined now. They were already hard to build with Groundwork, but Suzuka was last nail in the coffin. I hate Suzuka so much I'm tempted to roll for Palmer because she comes with the same cancer skill and at least looks good.I've spent so much time making my Marus and then they were completely shat on by Suzuka who in the end didn't even win.
>>552320923I played around with combinations of 5 different horsies with varying results, so I got 12/20. 5/5 on the last one though (Suzuka/Taiki/Digitan) so I'll stick with that. I'm just happy that Digitan has the highest win rate.
>>552320653Suzuka felt unbeatable at times, if everything goes right for her. And mine isn't even the best possible one. Backup fronts sometimes picked up slack, but they were kinda mid I feel.Registered from the get-go, lots of crud with A/B+ or even lower umas.>3/5, 4/5, 5/5, 4/5
bermuda triangle shitters in shambles
>>552321474Easy Seiun win
>>552321474People are so sovlfvl aren't they
having both Suzuka and OG Maru is cheating
I don't know that I can handle the responsibility, bwos...
There should be a forfeit button for the Unity Cup. I don't want my debuffer to die to Bitter Glass in URA and rearranging all my runners to throw takes forever.
Look at my daughter go!
>>552321486good shit
jiggie it up, I don't want to finish my dailies or do the CM
Oonigger bros...
>>552321608you just have to change their running styles, no need to move them around
>not a single ultDamn
>>552321614RRRAAAAGH!
>IT'S AGNES IT'S AGNES IT'S AGNES AGNES AGNES AGNES AGNES AGNEA AGNES DIGITAAAAAAAAL TAKES IT>:O
>>552321614Why are you showing us your daughter's cleavage
AMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOW>AMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOWAMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOW>AMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOWAMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOW>AMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOWAMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOW>AMERICANS ARE PLAYING QUEUE UP NOW
>every sloptuber said bignig is S+ for this CM>maru beats every oniggerthe hag is the true queen of this CM
Post podiums
>>552320923Already qualified for group A.
>>552321716who?
>teio main brings 2 debuffers
>>552320653Not having medium S is most likely hurting Seiun and Maya's win rate but there's still time to fix that at least.
bwos...do i buy the mejiro ryan (real) jiggy...
No amount of stam will save your Suzuka if there's another Suzuka around. The only way is to run so far ahead, that they can't contest and drain each other's energy.
>>552321552not if she is a shitty front with zero midgame
>>552321751Which sloptubers are you watching? I've mostly been hearing pace Maru glazing.
>>552321716El looks so flustered there.
>>552321564Give me a break dude, I don't have Taiki and Seiun as a frontfag
Pick my team /uma/I'm HOPING for B finals
>>552321818Digitan LOVE
>>552321892she literally has no speed
>>552321751Skill issue
>>552320923Shockingly, despite taking Taiki Shuttle, Rice Shower and Matikanefukukitaru I got into group A round 2. I am not complaining but now I have to take it seriously.
>>552321749>sovlless scorpio metafag teamlol, lmao even
>>552321892>3 inheritswew
>>552321937The first 3
>>552321564Why og Maru instead of summer?
>Left beaten by Rightfeels good
>>552321950that too
>guy swaps out 9* Med Seiun to some shitty RudolfNONONONONO GO BACK YOU IDIOT
>>552321486>dodging + prudentSomeone did their homework.
>>552321716agnes is her crown name you fucking ape
>>552321873i bought the mejiro ryan (real) jiggy. itll come in my big ryan package when everything gets to the proxy
I really fucking hate big nigers
This CM is too easy
>>552321923A lot of pace chasers gassing out, they didn't account for soft conditions negative stamina
>KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERU YO NANKAI DATTE KACHISUSUME SHOURI NO SONO SAKI E>loses
>>552321608i also thought it was too tedious but once i tried it it was okswap short with long and dirt with mile
IS IT SAFE TO QUEUE YET? NONE OF MY ACES ARE S RANK
>>552322035her accel (non-inherited) is really good for this track and lets her challenge oonigas.
AIEEEEEE
>just beat a sloptuber handle nameDont wanna dox just in case he is here lurking. Get fucked lol
>>552322035Red Shift works on OG Maru and it's 0.4 acceleration for free, even if you're blocked by Suzuka or SMaru. Quite literally the strongest ult on this track.
I just lost to a Runaway Suzuka with 700 stamina and no recoveries.How????
>>552321873YesThen take a photo of it and create a jiggie for us
>>552322042based luckgod
Should I switch my Maru on the left for the right one? She only won once in 20 races but had a 90% top three rate
>>552322254Certified classic.
>>552322254didn't get rushedno spot struggleI never lost with suzuka when there wasn't another suzuka in the lobby
>>552322236who cares post it
>>552322254If Runaway never gets Rushed or Spot Struggle'd, they don't need that much higher stamina compared to normal fronts.
>>552322290will do, please wait a couple of weeks at most
>>552322196>says the metafag
As a Newcutie who wants to play. Is there any reason not to get one of those accounts with shitloads of gems?
I did so many fucking careers, so much shit, and I got 3 fucking wins out of 20I don't fucking know anymoe
This is my super bowl. Don't give a fuck about winning a single other match this cup. LET'S GO JORDAN!!!!!
I will respect that wish but first you need some improvements
>>552322483sniffing toesen toes
>>552322084>Newfaggot doesn't get the reference I'm using Watch the movie tourist secondary EoP globalbab retard
>>552322365Just umalator them, but left should be winning most of the time. Right might win slightly more vs Suzuka I guess.
Isn't this too much?
>>552320653105%
>the other Suzuka skipped concentration and got trapped on the rail by the pace chasers>free winlet this be a reminder to you that concentration is extremely important on oonige.>regular fronts without SFVthey are not going to have a good time
>>552322567no
>>552322221>>552322251But you can inherit it on other umas. If you're lucky, you can even inherit it on S!Maru. So why not run S!Maru with inherited Maru skill?
>>552322465not really at this point
Good luck proccing murmur neicha!
>>552322465No. In fact, you should buy a starter account with MLB Kitasan Black, her banner just ended and she isn't coming back for a long time. There is a massive powergap between accounts that do have her and those that don't, do not start the game with an account that is bricked from the start.
>>552322365Yes, turf S is a scam. Right has way better stamina so she could afford spot struggling/rushing without gassing out, no groundwork but you have it's on and higher wit to climb through other fronts
Well whoever I meet in Round 2 is gonna have a free win at the very least!
>>552322365Left is better easily, right doesnt even have groundwork wtf
>see suzuka in the lineup>mash skip forward button>mejiro ryan is in first place at the final corner>???>skip forward again>vodka victory screenit's just that easy I guess
>>55232065360%every Suzuka win feels undeservedthis makes me happy
>my shitty suzuka meant to only cuck other suzukas keep winning because no one is bringing suzuka OR debuffersuuuuuh this might be a problem I'm about to get raped in group A
>>552322781how istaishin
>>552320630Should just disband lol
>>552320482It's always a goldship cm Hell might see her in sprint for lulz
I may need to emergency remake my Digitan but I'd like to see how other anons here are building their own Digitan to get an idea of what to do for her
>>552322683Inherited red shift gets a nerfed duration and doesn't last long enough to have an effect in the late race.
>>552322882My one Just Works somehow >>552321056
Was Digitan safe to go late surger in this CM environment because she had Superstan to shove her forward or what
>>552320482Golshi game.
How strong is Dober as a parent? I rolled for her and got multiple spooks. Is her unique better than Ryan’s?
>>552322831Based Bobo enjoyer
OH MY GOD GUYZ!!! I RAN SUZUKA AND 2 OTHER FRONTS AND KEEP WINNING!
I hate Silence SuzukaI seriously fucking hate her
>Friend showed me a Gold City he ran into in Scorpio
Should I reroll? Or is this good enough. This is on mobile. On my Steam account I was able roll Oguri Fat, Teio, Rice Shower, that titty window uma from Tachyon's movie, and a few more I can't remember. And on that account I used the voucher to get big sis Maruzensky. This round I might use it for Taiki Shuttle.
>>552322883Where can I see differences between inherited and personal skills?
>>552320630>40m monthlycan't think of a worse banner message
Oh man what a way to start the new year.Happy Meek(real) won her first race of 2026.Her first win since december 2024 and her first race after a 6th month break.
As expected, double fronts + debuffer is more consistent over double late + debufferThat said, if the room doesn’t have a front, lates are more likely to win
>>552323029SOUL
>whales the first 3 runs>now that I can't qualify for round 2 the game's difficulty drives off a cliff and gives me ridiculously easy opponents to win the other 2 runsI see how it is game.
My late Qveens.
>>552321795
>>552323057https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillsGametora really should just be a link in the OP
>>552323090What does the brown thing on its tail mean.
>>552323090HAPPY MEEK SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Scorpio lobbies3398548340700613877097101607991223594221
>Spechud is from Hokkaido mon dieu
>>552322832Aside from the giga tight Spurt/Encroaching area, Taishin is the same as she always is. Well her ult proc is a lot easier and consistent in this late surger infested CM. But yeah, something something potential unlocked or something like that. Also my Taishin isn't good at all. She's just the best I managed to scrounge up.
14/20 with suzuka, taiki, grassmy suzuka missed out on taking the lead and early start isn't good enoughmy taiki wins automatically as long as she procs shootingmy grass somehow managed to hit all the gambling skills and win a race, but she's just there to dominate and she's doing a great job
>>552322957>OYLLooks like I'm hunting for a Natie to follow
>>552323029>nameoh shit it's the UG guy
>>552323036>Rerolling for uma
>2 front 3 pace roomfucking hell man stop making shitty umas
Top Cun daisuki da!!!!!!
You knew suzuka was busted the moment she got her upgrade and made you regret rolling for summer 1.5 cm wonder Maruzensky Why are y'all complaining?
>>552323215squirt tightness doesn't matter
>>552323091of course, double fronts don't need rng
>>552323165Did they add>when inheritedlink recently? I don't remember seeing it before. Or maybe I'm just blind retard.
>>552322995It’s track dependent and you must not get rushed at any point.So it’s a nice sidegrade that’s theoretically better if it hits
>>552323223>my grass somehow managed to hit all the gambling skills and win a race, but she's just there to dominate and she's doing a great jobBut /uma/ told me that hybrids don't work.
>>552323364Been there since day 1 blindbro
Teio...
>>552323258I tried to reroll for both uma and cards on week 2, and ended up in the worst world where I had 0LB SSRs and had Bobo jumpscare me months laterI was naive
>>552323029I wouldn't even be mad if I lost to that
ogurin is waiting for her christmas outfit to arrive
>>552323264Run another Late Surger to push her back.
>>552323072New Danchou is just ahead of the curve. Even /uma/club said later on they plan to drop it once botting becomes insane.
>>552323316Oi. I did not say squirt. That's lewd toraina. Please watch your language around the umas or they might think of you quite differently.
>>552323090Based.
>>552323258you're mega gimped if you have literally none of the good parent Umas (except Ryan but she's a freebie), poor fucker has no Taiki, no Maru, no Oguri and no Seiun, I hate to say it but that probably calls for a reroll
What does my team say about me
She's so fucking stupid
>>552323168Tail ribbons are usually used to signal something about a horse but I don't think a brown one stands for anything, at least not universally, might be a custom signal in the specific stable where she livesor just a decoration
>>552323301I used my selector on Suzuka and I got Summer Maru off-banner on the Doto banner. Feels pretty good
Considering I did literally zero prep for scorpio the fact Jordan has two wins is a miracle. Might kick Rice for like a shitty goldship for memes though.
>>552323585>you're mega gimpy brickedy doo if you don't have umasnigger, he can just borrow something far better>rerolling for umas and not for cardshe's fucked either way
>>552323403i kinda figured she'd be a hedge against debuffers (since that would put her into position to proc pump some iron), but i saw barely any of thempretty sure the race she won was the only one with two naties
>>552323604That you lick your fingers after giving hand jobs.
>>552323567Spurting AND squirting up Dober's backside
SUZUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hahahahahahaha he didn't ticket one of the orange umas hahahahahahaha what a loser des hahhahahahahahahaha
>>552323301I got Summer Maruzensky while trying to roll for Summer Special Week, and even won me 1 CMIt’s already a win for me
>>552322026
>3-2 first ticket>one win against poorly built oonigger, loss against properly built one>the other loss was against a 1095 speed Dober who ran debuffer Tachyon and WonderWell, that's Round 1 set, I'm somehow both eager and annoyed to see how Round 2 will go.
>>552323819i ticketed maruzensky and got spooked by both of them lmaooo
Where is the ticket to winning, Winning Ticket?
>concentrationlets suzukaThanks for the free wins
Real matches a much less front heavy than room matches. The pump Oguri might be dropped.
>>5523209234-1, 4-1, 5-0. Saving my last round for later.Late Special Week got some wins so I'm happy
>>552323585It's basically impossible to reroll for off banner meta parents though. He should just reroll for Christmas Oguri if he cares about Umas.
>>552321346>>552320476
How do you call a Trainer and a Trainee who lived happily ever after and had kids?A stable family
>>552323881insufficient carrot try mafuku
>don't have a medium taiki readyShould I throw in a jobber mile taiki to scare them?
Making a last minute Suzuka ace, which 2 skills along with unrestrained to I go with?
>>552323168Could be a personal thing known to the stableCould actually be using the (mostly) international color codes if the ribbon is red (the lighting is funky so it looks kinda brown but i attached another image with better lighting) in which case it means she kicksOr they just wanted to decorate her
Post umas doing the>:OFace
>>552323454In an alternate world.
>>552324002You're fucking retarded
>>5523209232/4/2/1Not as good as i was hoping for, not going to instant queue next time.
>>552323090It's her time.
>>552320383Need Eishin to paizuri my dick until I'm her slave
Thoughts on the newest Uma?
>>552323000Spotting many Bourbons today made me happy
>>552324126>I can't laugh yet I've gotta hold it in
>>552324045Conc and FR corners
>>552324149You fell for my trap
>>552323980thanks maybe i'll try to make another
>>5523209234/5/3/3Not bad, but I'm probably getting fucked in round 2 and finals.
the suzukas I'm seeing are so bad that if my taiki procs tail held high she overtakes them mid race
>>552324154getting below 10 wins with Suzuka is pretty sad
>>552324154>not going to instant queue next time.same, my first round was a finals tier opponent, went 2/5 because of it
>>552320923>>5523214733-2, 4-1, then uh 1-4I think I need to go back to the drawing board
>>552324208I love my 13 year old wife, Kinga Shinnen
>>552324128>tfw I spend 10 gold cleats to get 10 gold cleats
>>552324373>my meta uma beats their meta umayawn
later losers
Winning always feels good, and losing always feels badI will never get used to these feelings, I want more
>>552324337I can't believe how much people glaze Rudolf
>>552324185average stego tard
>>552324373I had a match that Uokka was second place going into the final corner. Round 1 is so funny
To all those who are losing, have you considered running fast?
Good night friends!!!
What's a good card deck for Maru?
>>552323615Man now I wanna run Jorden. But I already got team orange assembled.
any CM without goldshit is a good CM
>>552324552She's best uma
>>552323980>>552324345what cards? oniggaishimasu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>552323192oh boy that sure looks stinky
>>552323192
>>552324607sleep tight faggo>>552324691YOU STUPID FAG! I was just going to post the sound version
>>552324663In last long my og Teio had better winrate than GolShi
ran against a wife groove (actually the wife skin)... it sucked lol
>>552324671Last try before I give up.
>>5523246302 spd 3 wit riko
Suzuka....
Post your win rate.I went 19/20
orange...together...strong
paamaa
>>552324185>>552324671>>552324814What are you even trying to do?
>>5523209233-23-24-13-2
>>552324828Requesting the race visualizer of Tickezo giving Taishin a hug
Based
>>552324898seeeeeexxxxxxxxxx
>>5523248290/10I'll try tomorrow. Fail again. Hope for B finals.
>>552324828Look at them go!
>>552324720
>>552323604wr on dober? build?
>>552324898marriage and lovey dovey baby making with palmer
>>552324887You have the 3rd orange, where is it?
>>552324719I got very lucky in my Riko pulls you can switch out Urara to whatever you want, this was just a test run that ended up being good
>>552324962OOOOHEEEEEE
>>552324954I have the "ne ne ne TAISHINNNN" sound clip but no way to edit it in to fit.
>>552324120I got two >:OEishin faces
I expected more Suzukas
>>552324756>I was just going to post the sound versionPost it faggot
>>552324898
Sleepy first day of the newyears
Suzuka is a menace that should never have been given runaway this early. Most matches come down to>Suzuka procs her stuff and you can't win.>Someone else brought Suzuka so they both die>Suzuka dies due to bad procs and some lucky pace/late shoots to the front.>No Suzuka, Fronts proc angling and win.The whole meta is warped around how many Suzukas are in the lobby.
>>552324962>>552325087And he actually won>not pictured: Moxie, Front Runner Savvy, Groundwork, All I've Got
17/20, only lost to suzutards I thinkround 2 waiting room
guysEl Boobs has Accel ult too
>>552324887Where is she?
>>552325126Eishin Flash looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her white shirt before Twinkle Monthly Extra. Very very disrespectful.
>>552324901It's supposed to be 3 different people so I edited it to be just Stego except the hand of the person to the left was leaking through and my dumbass didn't catch it the first time, didn't properly save over it the 2nd time.
>>552325262Post frog and scorpion suzuka meme.
>retard puts natie on his team>makes my team lose, loses himself, and feeds the win to the third guy
CLEAT SHOP REFRESH, SPEND YOUR H*RSESHOES
>>552324887Your luck, bwo?
>>5523209233-25-01-42-3Very Mixed but at least i'm moving on. Now I know what to fix up before round 2 begins
>>552325082Lmao. "Lucky" I'm sure piggy.
>>552325237>Sleepy>SweepyActually I wonder why they never include sweep in these group shots
>>552324814jp posters are the worst posters herego back faggots
>>552325426>implying I have any with how rarely you roll in this game
>>552325413This happens every CM and they never learn.
>>552325582We just got done with the Kita banner, lucklets are rolling in them
>>552325216holy newfag
>>552325479
*gives up*I'm not gonna be ready in time for cm...
I'm so bad... I thought this time I had a good team for A finals for sure but no... not even kitasan unbricked me...
should i run her as a pace chaser or late surger?
>>552325452You should have a similar deck if you're a day one player or a Kitasan reroller desu
The front Pump meta is here.
>>552325064>>552325339>>552325443s-stop antagonizing me
>>552325262Don't worry, we go back to Golshi Game next CM
>>552325315Looking cool Joker
>>552325082hmmmmmmmmmm yeah think i'll do something like kitapits sweep heilo riko borrowFM + maybe dhelios or ulala
>>552325582I still have a ton of cleats from kita 1. Fucking 12 Sweeps when I already had her at MLB.
>>552325452If your deck is shit after all this time you have no excuse. Even F2P is stacked now.
>>552325681I... what for?
>>552323819>ticketed Oguri Peak>got Taiki from one of those 3* tickets>got Suzuka from another>got Maru when rolling for Halloween Creek/RiceI am too good at this game.
>2/5/5/2fuck you die hybrid team is doing pretty good, seems to lose to a good suzuka or boomerang though
Just got raped by a Taishin. I think I'm done for the night.
i got so fucked this CM and i don't know what i did wrong, it's like everyone literally bounces in the final corner despite me dominating the whole race, i feel miserable
>>552325681>slick surgeI wonder
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I'M JOBBING
>>552325685WHERE IS LUCKY ORANGE!?
*smooch*
>>552324898I don't get the hype
So close, big American tits was right on top of her.
how do we stop the orange alliance(+Maru)?
>>552325857hi jobbing
>>552324650There's always next CM
>>552325685pls run this uma
>>552325262>>Suzuka dies due to bad procs and some lucky pace/late shoots to the front.that was the pointanyone running suzuka without someone built to slingshot past her (taiki, ryan, dober or similar) is a complete idiot
>>552322365Umalator says the 15003 Maru beats these two, I don't know if I fucked up somehow
>>552325479oh boy look at those toes
>>552325914You know the answer. You just don't like the answer.
YOUR FRONTS DON'T HAVE THE STAMINA MAN.
My little sister who plays like once a day and follows my advice qualified for group A with 4/5 anon, you can do that too right?
>>552325673>no Suzuka or OG Maru and no dominatorYou're honestly doing pretty well
>>552325582>how rarely you roll in this gameTell me you are not a day 1 player without telling me you are not a day 1 player
>>552325969don't take anything in the umalator at face value
My third wheel horse actually ends up winning everything. What gives?
>>552323192Doesn't seem to be much demand today. I guess I'm the only one still training runners.
>>552325914>Pump>NSM>OYL>PulseAnd most importantly>luck (skill)
>>552326068I want wife Groove to lick my face
it keeps happeninglatebros we're so back
>>552325673You lack a front. You’re obviously overloading on pace chasers in a CM that could overload on fronts that would deny you SfV, or lates which have better gambling skills
>>552325668why the fuck are you running derby with suzy
>6 fucking careers in a row without a single double rainbow on any of the summer trainingsWHAT THE FUCK CYGAMES
>>552325969Use the 15k one trust me dude, like actually. Duty of dignity calls is huge for Maru
>OG MaruYOU DID NYOT EARN IT
Where is the idiot that said suzukas are natie food this cm?
>>552326272Medium sparks
>>552326152I just did my last borrow and my last gluing. I got nothing better to test so i'm just gonna send it.
>>552324912You should be able to at least make B finals, but remaking your worst ace is probably a good idea.>>552326138Was she supposed to be a rabbit or something?
Basashi is looking for 1 member. Casual B+ rank club, trade shoes and dont flatline or you'll be kicked at the end of the month.Send request or post ID with /uma/
im too scared to queuethis cm feels different. nothing works. i have zero confidence...
>>552325452it's piggy but i think i can do better with my pitasan + 2lb riko i'll give it a try over the next few days
>>552326341Here. Haven't queued yet, if you're gonna ask me for my results.
>>552326217Teio... how could you let your dad do this?
>>552326347that's not how it works bro
>>552326072I am day 2 or 3 because I've been rerolling. Throughout all this time I've rolled only at the start, first Kita banner, S!Maru, second Kita banner and I'm not sure if I wasn't rolling on Super Creek banner because I have her at MLB using selector ticket from anni. This game is pretty stingy with F2P carats compared to most modern gachas. And reminder we didn't have increased rewards while having faster content pace until recently.
I just got beat by Gold Shitty...
>>552326341>He fell for it
>>552326272I do Derby/Satsuki Sho then Japan Cup for skill points & fans
>>552326152I mean it's the day of the CM; only people still doing Cm7 rooms are just joining for fun or turbo slackers.
>>552326308Yeah I will, can't do much worse than the other one considering she only won once
>>552325961I've been getting consistent pump some iron activations this CM which just makes Vodka slingshot to the front.
>>552326341idk about Suzuka but my pace is cooked if Natie procs both gold
I'm calling my shot now; People are going to call XOguri a scam on release because they won't be bothered enough to give her the right recovery skills for activating her unique for each given track
>>552326463Sorry that was me.
>>552325817for scorpio cup>>552325853didnt see that
>>552326416What’s your strategy anyway?
>Digitan sandwiched between Rudolf and Brian but maintaining enough distance just to watch them fight for 1st THAT'S MY FUARKING LORE ACCURATE OSHI
>Kick three players from the club>Go back into career>Hot Springs ticket
>>552326497i'm probably going to rebuild my taiki with LPSI for A group
You /a/ fags are going crazy holy shit.
>>552326514>there are going to be people that run 450-500 Wit XOguris, miss a recovery and then completely brick during the finals
Shameful display
>>552326514i've seen a few posts about it here and it reminds me of grindwork in which case i'm happy to skip
>>552326472I for one only have two good runners and was trying out debuffers since I don't think I can make another good ace. I don't think I've gotten one with enough anti-front abilities yet, I keep getting all the anti-pace stuff instead.
Day 1 done. Am I cooked?
>>552326670>quit flatlining club>go into career>first s rank
>>552326058cygames is physically incapable of giving me a good run
>>552326514>Redacted Oguri>Corner Recovery, Pace Strategy, Straightaway Recovery>350 wit
If BigNig Suzu is that good already in fucking medium, I can't even imagine what she could do in Sprint CM where stamina is a non-issue
>>552326272To upgrade her ult...?
>>552326605Gonna have to hose her down after that race.
>>552326341Natie can't trigger shit if noone is blocking her mid-raceand good luck with that in a Front heavy room
>>552325683>>552325785>MLB Baku>MLB Riko>MLB Kita>3LB FMBuddy, that' rolling to pity on at least 3 different banners and getting absurdly lucky with all of them. There is no way that isn't a paypig deck.
To those torenas that brought Taiki, what were your decks and did you try to gun for medium S?
I knew I could believe in my Umadol
>>552326563GG, king
>>552326754Could've been worse, at least it wasn't YEPPERS
>>552326068post that
>>552326341idk why anyone would bring nature in what's essentially a glorified mile race
>>552326795Akebono eats her, that uma is a monster.
>>552326773double front with taiki is pretty dumbshe'll rarely proc her unique
>>552326514777 for CM7, u=ma for CM8 right? The wit check is gonna be crazy tho since you need to proc 3 in a row
Don't worry everyone, once we're done with this CM we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled End Closer spamYou know its a Taishin CM because its got potential to be the least enjoyable yet
>>552326773fr fr no capB finals coded wr 6 7
>>552326874>Censoring your own name but revealing the othersLiteral nigger behavior.
This was my low effort horse (I did 3 runs yesterday and took the best one).
>>552326995Sorry for your loss Piff, or manki
>>552326995if you aren't first do you really have rights?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I FINALLY GOT THE MYTHICAL MEDIUM AND PACE S INSPIRATION BUT THE REST OF THE RUN WAS THE MOST CURSED SHIT I'VE EVER SEENNO RAINBOWS DURING SUMMER CAMPTWO RANDOM MOOD DOWNSRIKO DIDN'T UNLOCK HANGOUT UNTIL CLASSIC YEARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still don't get why christmas oguri is worth it if you have to buy 3 recoveries to use herisn't stacking accels better?
>>552326864i got riko and kita MLB'd in 200 pulls each, i had bakushin and FM from day one rerolls, I used my crystal and ticket on FM and I mlb'd bakushin in 60 pulls on the biko/bakushin banner since i already had her LB2, simple as
why did I ticket Oguri?
Reminder that when round 2 starts is the best time to make aces for cm8. The precious seeds will be planted, this is for those that didn't start yet.
>>552326795>angling and red shift don't work>unrestrained is a shitty gamble>only guaranteed accel is plancha (+0.1)>view from the lead does nothingGood luck
>>552327224Why did I ticket Teio (Uma de useless).
>>552327224I guess it was the weather
>>552326935they're probably lazy and reusing their natie they built ages ago so that they only have to build two aces
>>552326514She is a scam. Even with 1200 wit, which isn't happening at this phase of the game, she has a 20% chance to fumble one of the recoveries and brick her ult. If her ult bricks then you lose to people that spent their SP on velocity and accel skills. Even that ends up somehow not being a problem they'll release evo skills early at either MANT or 1YA to buff literally every uma except her. Go ahead and spend 30k carats on her though.
>>5523268692 speed 2 wit riko core, stamina or power depending on your spark setup. Medium S is mandatory if you want to have a shot at beating Suzuka.
>>552326808that shit doesn't matter
14/20Could be worse,
>>552327176Her unique is 2 white recoveries, anchors, AND a white accel. It effectively means you don't need to train stam since you're coming in with effectively 5 white recoveries. Most overloaded unique in the game.
>>552327170style S is fucking useless so no big loss
Why is Teio considered bad?She has prepared to pass and head-on on her events and only needs 2 speed cards
>>552327426Forgot your Oguri image.
>>552327224i ticketed laisu, and have gotten spooked by taiki no less than 3 times
>>552326514I'm rolling for XBiwa, XOguri is just a bonus
I hope I go 0/5 so I can quit CMs for good
>>552327575i ticketed raisu got oguri from the random ticket and zero other meta
>>552327508Her Ult isn't really a win condition.
>>552327508Maybe because she just doesn't win shit. She can't even win in her anime season.
>>552327224TT metaslave. I was soulful and ticket'd Taiki to not be a TT metaslave.
>>552327508Her unique is almost impossible to triggerApparently it gets reworked down the line but who's to say
>>552327508She's only bad if you can't make her good
>>552327508Why is water considered wet?
>>552327508Her unique is very hard to trigger and all of her potential skills are useless for now. Plus pace chasers generally aren't good unless they have built in accel on their unique, at least until Nishino Flower comes out.
>>552327560lol
>>552327231nyo, it's Dover...
Relatedly, I got boomed by this Teio
>>552327637>>552327651Well none of my umas has an ult that is a "winning" one so I'm used to treat them more like an extra, it's just I got her yesterday and was wondering...
>>552327508she loses to oguri cap every time>teio step overtake oguri>this helps oguri to pulse>pulse is stupid op so teio loses despite doing everything right
>Suzuka>Maruzensky >Taiki Shuttle If you are not running at least one of these you may as well change your in-game name to "please rape my Umas and enjoy your free plat title"
>>552327508good news is teio gets a megabuff with evolved skillsi'm betting on them dropping with MANT (or a week after like the guts rework dropping a week after unity)
OH SHITCHRISTMAS IS NEARLY HEREhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2006849288685629774
>>552327935I'm running Smart Falcon, King halo and Rice/Grass wonder and have 60% win rate, I see no problems
>>552327935>I MUST run meta>I CANNOT have funKindly end your worthless life frogtard
>>552327508she's not that bad, she's my best ace>>552325673 (me)better than taiki and oguri as you can see
>>552327935I don't own any of them and wouldn't run them if I did
>>552327935I run all three and have lost to gold city (forma de geisha) and oguri with lucky NSM
>>552327508because winning with her requires divine intervention
I AM RAPED
I'm about to get RAPED, see you guys later
>replying to frogshitters
>>552328020I refuse to roll. I refuse to be a slave to the meta.
>>552327935I'm running Maru, but Goldship is the one actually winning practice lobbies. Squeezing in one last career attempt in before I just roll with my shitty Grass debuffer as the third.
>>552328020kill cygames US
>>552328174>WitletYou'll be fine, trust
A Teio just beat me...
>>552328174Soulful low wit gyaru retard horse. Perfect for tricking into sex.
>>5523209231-4, 2-3, 3-2, gonna do two career runs and see if i can get a better dober and bourbon
>>552328174Lore accurate dumb Jordan.
>>552327508Her unique is part of the three greats on launch (Oguri, Rudolf, Teio) but its the hardest to trigger, before nov 11 patch her kit was very ass, those golds were not good, I don't know how they fare now that mobility skills are real, she gets way better once pink skills come out and those two golds become real skillsHer unique also gets better to proc if I recall correctly, I think if you are a Teio player you can definitely make her work, but she's not as easy to pick up
>>552326864Nah, you're forgetting selector ticket and gem too, targeted improvement of cards you want most on top of smart rolls. Not everyone is lucky but it's not even a stretch to say that's F2P because my wife's deck looks like that and she's never spent a dime.
>>552328020>>552328315https://youtu.be/EOZ8gFuuJPA
>there are people here RIGHT NOW that will waste their carats for happy holidays oguri
>my SR+ ticket pulls>meanwhile my sweepy since the first kitasan banner
>>552328198
>>552324508Taiki's metaness doesn't come into play until late race.
>no pump fuck fuck>dominator>into winPrez is so cool...
Can someone explain what gaslight is this
>>552326570
What campaigns are the most brain dead; spam one stat in training and win?speed Buono
>>552328020Skipping XGuri to roll for Fuku card, they will bring red skills early and she will be useless when Suzuka is the game
Suzuka bros how are we feeling?
>>552328553a nice nakadashi for dusty umanko tonight
>>552328598Accelerate ze schedule
>>552328516
Where can I find this Ogurin Eats special?
>>552328315people calling them in the comments is always funny to see
>>552328713on the third page, it literally says right there
>>552328328>>552328335Well I did lose but not to her.
>>552327935I am running all Late Uma's and you can't stop me, neither can Frontcucks either since I haven't lost to them yet or Taiki. Only other LateGods and non-Taiki PaceChads. Seriously though, why are Frontkeks so arrogant lately? There was one singular CM so far where they where even remotely relevant in and that was only just barely.
>>552328553I love running rudolf, she's the best
>>552328762I don't have the book...
SPESHAAA WIIIKU
>>552328754people obviously care for this bitch basic stuff, issue is that anyone that has a say in the matter does not give a shit
I haven't seen a single taiki win, it's either lates or fronts
Lategawds rule this game after all.
When did cygames implement the bp's where you can mlb older supports?
>>552328315Cygames should switch Valentine's Day to Day of Love and Peace or sum shit like that
>>552327508she's wrongly considered bad because she's just oguri cap but a little worse. You can make her 95% as good as oguri is, but for metafags that's not enough.
>They don't know that Suzuka falls off immediately after this CM
>>552329076Explain why without fuming
>>552326442>until recentlyIt was changed in late september broThe amount of carats (or their equivalent) you got as a F2P from day 1 should be >=200k (depends on the person) so 6-7 sparks or more, which sounds pretty good to me for around 7–8 months of content (packed into 6 actual months) we had til now, especially if someone doesn't care about CMs and is free to roll for whatever
Hello trainer that I've never met before I'm your long lost friend let me see your account data I won't put it on a searchable database like that other
>>552329228...It would be funny
>>552329184Runaway will always be relevant as a support even if not an ace.
>>552329228Because valentines day is offensive to us KHV obviously.
What's this upcoming uma selector people keep talking about? Is it the all uma banner?
>no frontmy lates win>fronttaiki coinflipthis is gay
>>552320923Worse than what I expected but there were some unlucky races.Can't wait for yet another finals where none of my accels trigger again.
How do you cope when you get fucked in CM?
why doesn't gold SHITTY just nerf her looks like Goldshi does if she cares that much?
>>552329271How do glasses work in umaverse if their ears are on top?
>>552329071Third anniversary.
>>552329261Now think how much of it is locked behind winning CMs and grinding events to get few million points.
>>552328315who cares retardchristmas is a purely secular consumer holiday in japan anyway
>>552329393It's a paid selector ticket for 20 dollars that might reelease in early march
>waiting to roll the cleat tickets>the dot doesn't move off green
>>552329471>at least I got fucked
>>5523209233-23-23-23-2The turf fucking smells like ass
>>552329489headbands like goggles
>>552329271Oh shit, my old friend? Okay you can look at my account data.
>>552329524Anon...Those "calculations" of mine were based on myself, I never won any CM, I am in a A rank club but I did "grind" all events as I like to play the game (see the characters be cute)
>>552329271Not until I go out for a drink with you, old pal buddy friend
>>552329551>christmas is a purely secular consumer holidayThen there's no reason for the fat, smelly trannies to c*nsor it.
first win for Rice
>>55232092315/20, Taiki carrying
>>552326070>dominatorI considered throwing in this uma I didn't feel like it was helping in rooms
THE GOAT
i WILL keep the Mejiro bloodline alive
>>552329076For sure, leftists have a huge hate towards family and caring for others anyway, so it would fit the joker timeline.
Will group B be less awful? This is my first graded CM since Kitasan rerun.
>the Grass Wonder who was there to use Dominator and maybe win with Pump has the highest WR>the King I was counting on to dominate has only 15% and was dying in like 7-9th place for most of the races>the 860 Stam and 430 Guts Taiki actually dies like 100m before the finish line if there's a NN.GRIM. I'm so fucked when Round 2 comes.
>>55232955117.999 out of 10 bait. sure hope they censor all the other holidays in the same way then, considering literally all of them are consumer garbage, including hanukkah, valentines day (literally) and what have you
>>552330000Checked and witnessed.
>glorified mile>glorified medium
Cygenerous?>>552330078Group B is against the people who don't take CM seriously so it will be more laid back.
>>552330006ironic post
>>552330078If you've been getting blasted so far, Group B will be like valhalla.Should be easy 4-1 or 5-0s unless you're super slacking
Ah yes politics, exactly what I want when I come to a forum for a bunch of hopeless gacha addicts playing a game with pretty horse girls.
>>552330212/POL/ WON AGAIN BABY
>>552330000God damn
>>552330169you can always train them again
best uma obtained
>>552330201It keeps happening...
yay
lmao
>>552328315How come they only censor in this in English but every other language says Merry Christmas, all fine and dandy?
>>552330000mejiro glowie....
>>552330423I have her at LB2. Really wanna allocate my uncap crystals to her once I get that second one.
>>552330317>unless you're super slacking12.5K rated umas1200 speed or close to itdecent in every other stat and gambling skillsIs that enough?
>>552330497Germans love christmas, as (proper) Christianity is still big thereSame goes for the French, even more so the Italians for obvious reasons lmao.For some reason however the English language has bene infested with this /pol/ garbage, especially in the UK or America, tho oddly only politicians give a shit for this, normal people refusing to say "happy holidays", except if it's california or some shit.
Mambo exodus status?
>>552330483I'm (properly) rebuilding dober at this moment
Thank you CyjewsTickets well spent
This Cm is brutal So many fronts….fucking getting sniped from first by other umas three times
>>552330684In your dreams
>>552330354Yeah, this general has been good for longer than I expected, may be about time to leave as /pol/tards have already infiltrated with their SEA and brownposting. This is just the fruits of that labor.
kowai...
>>552328598TT uma I think
>>552330560Yeah. As someone who got destroyed in round 1 of last CM, group B was like sleep-walking
Gentildonna actually hated me so much. 2 SSR in 200 rolls and none of them her. I thought the Stego spark was bad but it wasn't even remotely close to this shit.
>apparently nobody fucking knows how to actually build Suzuka, so every Runaway I’ve faced either gets brocked or actually gets caught up to and fucking diesI mean it’s for sure gonna get harder next round, but idk maybe I can still bank on everyone else being retarded
>>552330878Wit is way too low compared to the other stats for that.
>monthly tickets got me the last shinko windy I needed to mlb herWho's better as a third/fourth Speed card for Unity Cup between her and King Halo? I know Windy's very good for MANT with her 10% race bonus but idk how that translates to other scenarios
>>552320293very first CM race Suzuka led the whole way and then that BITCH seiun sky beat her by a nose in literally the last two steps. I was infuriated. I did manage 3 wins in my second set of matches on the back of my S-S-S aptitude Rudolf but I can tell I'm not gonna make the final round on this one like I did on Libra. Libra had the golshi lottery and the chances were good. None of my Suzukas has everything they need. Either missing aptitudes, groundwork, taking the lead, or multiple of the above. I found the right deck for her too late.
>>552330947gentle wife gentle...life?
>>552329184S Tier in JP to this day btw
>>552330947I had to spark for Donna too and Orfe is now refusing to show up as well. It’s absolutely brutal
This almost beat my S rank ace. What the fuck is going on. I literally won by a nose.
>>552330809A fascinating post in the wake of obvious raids and falseflagging designed to reduce the quality of the general and demoralize us. Shiraoki, curse this man with a very slight case of impotence.
>>552330947Things I do for love.
>>552330947Do you have all the 1* & 2* umas 5*'d?
>>552330951How the hell does a runaway get blocked?
>>552330951all the bad niges are going to be natural selectioned to the B finals, leaving only the actually good niges
>>552330423Windy because she farts a lot
>>552329924My grass is worse than that but anything is better than nothing.
Teio trainers, did her ult proc?
>>552331010I have 3LB Windy and MLB Kingu, almost always choose Windy because of the amount of times You May Socialize With Me has fucked me
>>552331157I love that carrot
I want to roll for Fine Motion but I'll almost definitely have zero carats when she releases fuck meGonna have to wait until May to snag her wedding alt instead
>>552330968yeah but I feel it explains the skills: standard+non standard, firm+wet, 5 golds...
>>552330894This doesn't seem right.
I have yet to see a winning Suzuka.
I really don't have the energy for this grind anymore, can I just take the rainbow shards and go home?
>>552330894Why is Winning Ticket sitting on Taishin's chest?
>>552330947Bro… same…
Feet. Umas. Smelly, stinky.Feets, smelly, cheese vinegar sweaty stinky. Rancid. Sweaty stinky cheesy girlfeets!~ <3That's it. That's the post.
>>552331118Yeah an S-tier LOSER lmao, make way for the REAL oonigesWEIIIIII
>>552329489suction cups
My Suzuka is a jobber due to low stam and not enough wit. Fuku has come in clutch and got me the 3 wins needed but I think I will get raped next round.
>>552331157AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>552330423I like her because she bites
>>552331282I have yet to see a winning TICKET
>>552331118>Ignores the 18 characters that are in SS tier
>A Team is struggling hardIs there any hope for my B team?
>>552331210I guess I'll sub her in for taiki tomorrow and if I win more than 60% she's on the team
>>552331334I love you stinky uma girlfeets poster.
>>552331423TICKEZO HATE
>>552330423
Rice Shower
>>552328315I don't understand why the words Merry Christmas is so controversial.
>>552331282There are a couple in this thread, just scroll up
>>552331291That's really good luck. I had 8 premium rewards by the end and had to go the distance to get everything. Just dail it down to level 1 or 2 and play as you usually do.
>>552331215h-haha...if it procs she wins though
>>552331495CHRIST IS EVILKILL CHRISTEND HIS LEGACY
>>552331487Cute!
>>552331485She almost bit it off...
>>552331487villain...
>>552328225Oguri isn't the meta horse (assuming we get evo skills around the Kita banner). The meta horse is New Year's TM Opera O (again assuming we get evo skills). Whales would either pull on both or pull on one banner and use selector ticket for the other.
>>552331334Based
>>552331190By then I’ll hopefully have a good Christmas fatty built and GOOMBLE
>>552330423I keep thinking she's in a shopping cart
>>552331432The best umadol!
>>552331341WE-ACK
>>552331120I was lucky to roll Ofevre before this, like pure fucking luck while I was rolling for Christmas Dorijaa, which is probably why I got fucked with Stego and Gentildonna honestly.>>552331173Funny enough, no! These keep dodging me so I can't get them to 5*
>>552331495it's anti-semitic
Man, this is such a strange CM so far. It really seems like any character can win any race. Quite a contrast from the last one where it was mainly "Golshi wins" (I include myself in that).
>>552331215I think I got it 4/20 times, that's pretty good right?
front runners got btfo in every match(including my suzuka), not even getting podium placements because the pace chasers/late surgers are winning.
>suzuka cant win if there's another suzuka in the lobbyExplain this? All runaways btw
>>552331264Hot non-standard uniform
>>552331707爆発する
>>552331759Shitty enemy Suzukas won't be able to trigger your spot struggle
why is my trainee looking at me like this bwos...
>>552331759already been explained like 50 times bwo...
>>552331759Only happens if Spot Struggle trips, which drains 3x the stamina
laisu shawa
did the JP uma thread die or something?
Hey guys my friend was asking for some Teio femdom pics can you help him out for me?
>>552331654samewhenever she joins the unity team i yell her name>STINKO WINDY
>>552331423Here you go. Both of these were my trainees.
>>552331432All my wives are in SS, what an amazing coincidence
>>552331691>Clit ProL-lewd...
A rank was nice bros but its probably back to B for us nowUnless we can get people to actually do runs and not just log in
>complain on here after one round >use a ticket >get 3-2Daiwa Scarlet my beloved….thank you. I will gladly let you rape me in the closet after classes
>>552331262The golds are all just generically good abilities. No idea what's going on with the greens; even a TT front triggering Groundwork is better off just buying more greens than taking the low% half of a pair like Wet Conditions. I'm kind of thinking it was botted.
>>552331454EH?! Th-Thank you Anon! I am glad that people are enjoying when I talk about cute and smelly stinky cheesy girlfeets!I hope you like cute smelly ranch dressing sour cream and onion dip cute stinky girlfeets as well!
>>552331865she wants you to say something nice to her for getting a manicure
>>552331865Shouldnt have caved on that newyears kiss mr trainer
>>552331865She wants to mate and reproduce.
>>552331432>Water Shuva>Clearyabe>Chochines>Jeanpogue>Shinunsu>NEW SEABEE
>>552331865i dunno bwo...
Daiwa Scarlet is very cute in her interview.
which taiki should i use bros?
>>552332217it's not my fault is raining
>>552331865Because you told the AI to generate it so
>3/5>2/5>0/5>1/5I'm gonna fucking die next round
Oguri should stop being hungry
>their club doesn't have google docs spreadsheet
IKUYOOOOO
>>552332007Imagine grinding more fans than some people in S+ clubs and still getting B+ gibs
>>552332251I'm about to throw my borrows at Daiwa because my Suzuka didn't win once in my first two rounds
DIGITAN LOVE
man all this /pol/ talk sure is off topicpost more horses you fags
>>552331589hero
>>552332309The one with Medium S, but you'll be eaten alive in front lobbies regardless
>>552332260don't know and I don't care but all of them should die
>>552331495It's because the loudest people also happen to be the ones championing for everything that goes against western civilization. Unironically. They also happen to be from Khazaria but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
>try graded for the first time>go 1-4Oh ok
>>552332409Prepare to be raped with child out of wed lock in mind
>>552332309left
>>552332059I'd enjoy you more if you were less reddity
>>552332360not everything is ai, schizo-kunhttps://x.com/PennylessM/status/2006823995933622617
>>552332007Orange line needs to join a better club or play less
>>552332409girl just how many kids you want?
wait... should I just run my taiki as a front even if she has C?
>>552332217>why haven't you pulled my skirt down and gone to town yet??
>>552332516damn, you're sensitive, you should've seen the state of the thread 3 threads ago
>>55233271911. She wants 11.
>>552332495Careful with front heavy rooms because once she’s blocked, Daiwa becomes a late surger and never recovers
Show some damn respect.
>>552332478>>552332692I think that dude either no lifed the first few days of the month or bottedThen just did all their daily runs for the rest of the month or something
>>552332783>literally a soccer teamScarlet you are too horny
golshi game
>>552332495suzuka blows by herself you need sluttle or redmaruzen too then you get a front train that eats all the shooting spots
>>55233278311 cm? Finally someone for me.
>>552332841>t.
>>552332841Shuckaroonies
Guys-not to be too political or anything but, my trainee is cuter than all of yours. I’m sorry but it’s the truth. She’s so goddamn cute and she even gives me squid sometimes. Shes so thoughtful too, like locking my office door to prevent interruptions whenever she comes around or even taking my dirty clothes (it’s a little weird but what do I know?)
How do we fix thread quality?
>>552332841Kekypow!
>>552332986>vocal atheist part of AmericaThey've gotten so retarded and loud that even Richard Dawkins regrets the decline of Christianity and spreading atheism. No I am not joking.
>>552333062Natie propaganda
>>552333093add ids and flags
Alright guys I am queuing up. Wish me luck.
>>552332841post the cat seiun getting spanked
>/pol/niggers still spamming on CM day
>>552333093Wait until it isn't new years??
>>552332759Depends if you're okay with the -25% wit penalty.
Now that everyone agreed we can continue talking about cute horses
>>552333160>propaganda I’m sorry that your trainee isn’t as thoughtful as Natie. Maybe try being a better trainer hm?
>>552331495Christ is Lord.
>>552333093>Policing "thread quality">In a generalNice try mr hall monitor fuck off. People can talk about whatever the fuck they want.
>>552333093report people for being off topic?
>>552333286
>>552332986thanks gpt-kun
Do /pol/fags really have to make the same one reply for the nth time? We got it the first time
>>5523323890/52/52/5I'm starting to get worried
>>552333093More Teioposts would increase the quality
where were all these faggots 8 hours...
>>552333286Yeah, talk about Eishin's cute mammaries
>>552333093Post more uma umanko or feet
>>552333330You don't have to be a nigger just because god gave you that skin color of yours this is an uma musume thread not an act like a nigger thread being on topic won't hurt you
Seiun bros...
Its torena job to expand the mejiro family
>>552333330>People can talk about whatever the fuck they want.How about people talk about uma musume?
get in, shitters are awake
>>552333478But the average Teio poster, if we average out their weights, is 340 pounds Why should we listen to them if they don’t listen to their inhibitory system?
>>552333093Ban all IP's originating from Earth
>>552333189>>552333286Sex with uma tits
Mejiro... maker?
>>552333156>Richard Dawkins>its a britGod damn it, they always find a way to ruin something.
>>552333614This but just the SEA region
Gold Ship game indeed
>>552333632based
>>552333635you really are a mejiro, ryan
>>552333586Their opinions clearly carry more weight
>>552333456God I want to GROPE some Umass.
>>552333635That's a strange nickname for Mejiro McQueen
so uhh... what is ramonu's personality? she perfect at everything she does and likes racing... thats it?
>>552333509Would she let me do this?
>>552333286Yes, especially whenever she sees a small penis
>>552333753
>>552333513>>552333561>Discuss uma musume>NO dont post uma musume like that!If its related to the game it belongs here, thread quality is a buzzword from wannabe jannies to restrict speech they don't like. It's a GENERAL.
>>552333156No that's more "no matter how much I dislike Christianity, if I have to choose between them and the Muslims, I'm going to choose the Christians every time". He does even hide that that's the reason.
Nyo...
>The black steed gives me +3 dodging danger>Swift Avian drops +2 prudent positioning on meThank you, I'll be sure to squander this run on the most dogshit RNG possible
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2006360819890786533?s=20https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2006363867753107548?s=20
>>552333717These players can't be real I sometimes wonder if we get cygames bots in CMs, or if people are this retarded to bring Umas like this into Scorpio cup
last win of day 1
>>552333887>thread quality is a buzzwordRangeban all of SEA.
>>552333963poor carrot...
>>552333543leave me be, Mejiro Ramonu
>>552334027Moar
>>552333983mambo...
>>552333439I wouldn't use AI to write my posts, that's my insult to my useless english degree!
>>552334027
>>552333632
>>552333887I have not seen you niggers talk about Uma at all, at least keep making fun of trannylators instead of talking about joos and mudslimes for half the thread
Anyone have a guide on how to set up bots to ERP with?
>>552334027You cant do thatIn public
>>552334027you're sucking the shit from her ass with a straw?
>>552334027MOOOOOODS
Dunno what everyone's having trouble with
>>552334218Why bother with that? Don't you have your clubmates?
>>552334027AIEEEEEEEEEEESTOOOOOOOOPMOOOOOOOODS
>>552334326>>552334326>>552334326>>552334326
>>552334027i cannot tell what is going on in this drawing
>>552334027Why are you sucking on her spine through a straw while doing this?
>>552334314Me kicking the door
>>552334361Only the most like minded of individuals can decipher It seems that your alignment differs from mine and thus cannot interpret it
>>552334141>that's my insult to my useless english degreeoh it's useless alright
>>552333887Most people here barely talk about the game, they just talk about themselves using Uma images
Someone needs to make a webpage that just lists every hidden event for all the umas.
>>552334552Wait until she finishes then fuck her
>>552334027are you sucking on her tail
Doberfags wouldn't like that
>>552334502They also talk about botting or mambo club flatlining
>>552334027>>552334135
>>552334687Perfectly understandable
>>552334552My dobercoin just fucking crashed SELL NOW
>>552334687
>>552333724>>552334161Cumming 2 minutes too early and messing up Eishin's schedule..
>>552334687kek
>image limitmo owari da...
>>552332059I'm going to marry you.
>>552332007Oh, that's our club. Yeah, probably. We can try though, hopefully danchou is able to recruit some excited new blood that could help out in trying to get A rank again>>552332692>>552332478That guy left.
>>552334687HAHAHAHAHAh
>>552332593There's nothing Reddit about my posts! Reddit doesn't like cute sweaty smelly stinky steamy cheesy vinegary girlfeets like I do! They are cucks that feel bad about being attracted to woman, whereas I embrace my love of their deliciously cute and amazing stinky cheesy feets!>>552335373UM! W-Well~! W-W-W-Well, ummm, here's Gold Ship exposing her cheesy vinegary stinky girlfeets AND her cute sweaty oniony armpits! So double the smell! Double the love! Double the cute sweaty stinky cheesy oniony pheromones!
>>552321662https://jiggie.fun/4aVwuOhttps://jiggie.fun/4aVwuOhttps://jiggie.fun/4aVwuO
Why are all the trainees like this?
so where are these discord clubsare they fun
