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Belno tits when??
*blocks your path*
>>552334326when are they adding Belno to the game
This thread will stay on-topic.
>>552334326>Homewrecker in OP
*ahem*7 and everyone has to do a Fuku run!
>>552334486oh no? the shittiest fucking taiki on earth? whatever will i do
>>552334486How much $ spent to achieve this?
>>5523345417 and I get to rape you
>>552334571shut the FUCK up ryan you disgust me
>>552334486I've seen the skills and stats that is a SPRINT taiki in a MEDIUM CM
>>552334458I need to mating press Belno.
rate day 1 of cm7
>>552334486>No Suzuka
>>552334702I still refuse to believe that position is achievable IRL.
Anyone wants to erp?
>>552334684dont say that...
>>552334670>70TEN rapes?!
>>5523345417 and Fuku gets removed from the game, alts and cards included
>>552334749orange/10
>>552334687Oh my god thank you. I haven’t laughed that much in a long while
>>552334773It is, I can confirm.
Large uma tits send post
>run is going well>feel I'm forgetting something>forgot to fill Fine Motion's friendship bar>senior year
>>552334541on this 7, everyone gets blessed with sex of their favorite uma
>>552334860Pic?
How would sex with teio be like?
>>552334773
>>552334531This image looked slightly different in the last thread
uhhhhhhhhhhh
Which uma gives the best blowjobs? And why is it oguri?
>>5523345417 and everyone's uma is mine
I BELIEVE IN MEJIRO SUPREMACYAll Mejiros deserve a win.
>>552334964why are zoomers so sexual?
>>552334810PRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>552334687
>>552335008Press da wit
>>552335010Wouldn’t it be special week? She’s a country girl in addition to being a fatty
So this is the power of super lucky seven... not bad.
>>552334538How is she a homewrecker, Oguri isn't interested in men. It's why she doesn't pay much attention to the fact that for some reason, torena-san spends a whole lot of time with her mother lately.
>>552334773Average American woman is too fat to achieve that position
>>552335010Ryan really, really cares about increasing her protein intake.
Why did cygames turn into an anti-western kike company?
>>552335065where is her friend?
>>552334896Tittyfucking large uma tits until I'm shooting blanks
>>552335065You forgot her friend >>552335143Jesus fucking Christ stop please this is too funny
>>552335143You are gonna crush her with your weight...
>>552335143based
>>552335147Is her mom still married?
Basashi is looking for 1 member. B+ club trying to push into ANo quotas, trade shoes and dont flatline or you'll be kicked at the end of the month.Send request with /uma/ or post ID
>>552335081Based orange team
>>552335260Married to my dick
Why are they talking about the color of her panties?
>>552334773lmao even without having seen >>552334990, I was still very aware of that position being realisticnot exactly much of a stretch, I've seen humans full far more fucked moves for movies or the literal circus
>>552335050Those look heavy Daiwa, let me hold them for you.
Post umafeet
>>552335143Why the fuck does it sync to the beatThis is incredible
>>552335260Dad passed away, mom sill wears the ring but is so lonely these days...
>>552335147How I wish she would exhaust me...
Gotta love group 1 half the room using 2* Umas
I'm gonna marry the Brianfag
>>552335202>>552335231She is right there though?
>first try >my Grass actually completely demolished the whole trackI think I trained a little too hard
somehow my poverty umas made it to group A...Suzuka is easy but without good cards Maruzensky is dead weight
>>552335361>stick figureloreaccurate Creekfag
>>552335143
>>552335361>nipples
>>552334687>>552335143holy shit my fucking sides lmao
>>552335496how else is the milk supposed to come out?
>>552335302Unfortunately my Suzuka is awful. I overloaded early + late race skills without enough mid race ones to grow the lead. She gets overtaken by the final corner and doesn't accomplish much.
>>552335361This is the most explicit picture thus far but, I understand.
>>552335143me on top
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I HATE THIS CM
I hope some of the guys who lost the whole podium to me seethed about it
>>552335361MOOOODDDDSS
>>552334531Makween is flatter than that.
>>552335332
>>552335553She probably still acts as a good anti-Suzuka.
UMANKO
>>552334486https://x.com/Nebooler/status/2006870952236429757?s=20
>>552335065>getting raped by his trainee You’re in your early 30’s man you can’t be losing to Cafe
>>5523345417 and Trainer getting raped becomes illegal at Tracen
>>552335260Whenever the uma's dad isn't explicitly mentioned like KSB's father shown on-screen, I always assume they died from pelvis-shattering sex with mom.
umankogyarunko
Soulful Mejiro team.
Umaoooo club is looking for new members. After some changes, the Quota is now around 40m, which is reasonable for S rank as some members go above the quota anyways. The quota is the only requirement, really.Apply with "/uma/" on profile if you don't wanna be doxxed, or just drop your id to send you an invite.40m is easily doable if you do parent runs desu
Gyaru stick figure next please
ok bros, help a dacchi out herewhat needs to change? taiki seems like a deadweight but so does seiundo i swap out taiki for nature to try and cuck suzukas? or can gold ship do better than taiki?
>>552335008Easy wit click
Bwos I need to confirm something real quick, can you post lewd Teios to hep me prove a hypothesis?
my wife performed decently
>>552335651If I ever encountered a second suzuka - or even another front runner - that'd be true.
>>552335778Shiraoki-sama is real
>>552335910lewd Teios to hep me prove a hypothesis
>>552335895have you tried making a better taiki
>>552335943
>>552335943Taishin is too tall here
>>552335943Taishin can give standing bjs.
>>552335843>22/30Damn the members dropping like flies over the new year
>>552335895Swap Taiki for Suzuka (runaway).
>>552335943Potential uma blueballs you before you can finish because she sucks at blowjobs
>>552335332Imagine the smell… I can't die without smelling something like this, it would be disheartening. I refuse to.
I HATE SUZUKAS AND MEDIUM PAYPIG CMS
>>552335036There's something appealing about a girl who talks like that (for short-term only)
Kawakami...
That's a fairly even spread. Today was a Nice day.
i'm going to masturbatie to naked natie
>Oguri and Mummy Creek are basically competing over who gets the most winsI really need Tamtam for Sagittarius
>>552335843
>>552335843>single-handedly carrying an entire /uma/ club on my fucking back>we’ve been B+ for three months now>want my free Cyjew gibs, but don’t want to absolutely fucking neuter my club out of loyaltyfuck…
>>552335778>almost 777Shiraoki-sama isnt done yet
Remember that you are helpless to resist umas and they will rape their trainers
I should have put angling on my pace. She keeps stealing 1st before late race...
>>552336127NOOOOOOOO!!!
>>552335895What's your taiki look like
>>552335895Seiun for big nige or late gambler
1 of the 2 wins I only had today
>>552336141I'm a fat ugly bald bastard, and I am raping this Uma.
>>552336157Do you want to slave during MANT with botters?
this is so cute dachis
>>552336192Same, but that's expected with how bad Group 1 usually is - lost a few races too cause no accelerations procced on my pace chaser
>>552336059Sniff sniff
hoho....
>>552335843>22/30So the Umao exodus was real. Anons left because the danchou is a fucking leech.
>>552336350Do you know if round 1 has any uma stuff still? Been wanting to go but also don’t want to go there and see no Uma merch I can’t spend dozens of dollars on trying to win
Why did Cygames suck Suzuka's horsecock when she only recorded 1 G1 win
>>552336301You are raping goldship?Thats not very realistic.
>>552335843Why is an S club so gapedThere are A/A+ clubs with fewer slots open than that
I want to fuck Oguri so much bros
Anons, whatever you do, do NOT look up [hagi萩] ドーベル.
>>552336127Natie is literally sex
>make a Maru for cm>stamina parent was useless
Hag Love, Hag Life
>>552336301Wrong pic teiobwo
>>552336476Same but not this exaggerated one
Aaaaaa I lost to THIS! The overlord is too strongggggg.
>>552336065You fucks were calling her mid when the game launched and made fun of the people who liked her.
>>552336515Don't worry, that's more than enough for a mile CM.
>>552336476Oguri farts during sex
>>552336546Sweep needs to be punished for her transgressions
>>552335843>22/30kek what is going on with you guys
Do umas like carrot cake?
>>552336059Stinky girlyfeets poster has infected my brain...
>>552336232yellow hair huge tits
>>552336450The "what-ifs" are popular
>>552335982>>552336232ive used the left one. doubt i can build something stronger than this>>552336252>>552336048i dont have suzuka
Why did you let uma club kill umao
>>552336645heeheee...
>>552336701>carrotyesi also love carrot cake
>>552336157Anon you don't owe them nothing. If you wanna get more rewards and they're satisfied being in a club that can't at least get in A, then ditch them.
>>552336413pwease dont bully the new umaodancho he dindu... not his fault the previous dancho did that
>barely made group A winning last qualifying race by a noseThis doesn't bode well...
>>552336723>i dont have suzukaWell why not?
>>552336701Carrot cake is so fucking good
>>552336643Umas dont fart nor poop, Cygames confirmed it.
>>552336261American (not BROWN) umas are sex
>>552335843>-8>Old danchou already left>quota adjusted>poachers every whereNo loyalty in /uma/ huh
>>552336462See >>552336413I doubt it can turn around with all the negative reputation it has.
>>552336450It's not Cygames but all of Japan and it's because Suzuka beat El Condor Pasa who holds the highest Timeform rating ever for a Japanese-trained horse at 136
>>552336701I like carrot cake, so presumably all umas would shoulder check me into a wall to get it
>>552334027
>>552336137soon...
>>552336827>doesnt like michelle, hishiama, or Kris Sngmi
>>552336065deserved for running a nignat
>>552336723Medium S is mandatory, also you want to have a lot of mid-race skills or you'll get outpositioned by higher Wit pace chasers. I should have put Angling on my Tachyon cause she keeps running down Suzuka(s)
>>552336723Wit too lowDuty of dignity is an excellent inherit
>>552336858Loyalty?We're all one big family in the end, right?
I have never done this well, even on day 1. Thank you, Kitasan Black. 18 win streak. Lost Race #1 and Race #20
>>552336413New danchou is a good lad, previous danchou burned out and is one of the minus 8.
>>552335843Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>no Suzuka>no Maru>front loaded matches push my Taiki to 5th or laterTime to remake my Taiki with Pump. I made it to A group, but the next round will be brutal.
>>552336919>umadacchi lost his job I’m sorry bwo
>>552336701i love Carrot Pudding (CP for short)
>>552337024chevacci...
>>552336546can I get a link?
>>552337002No. My gibs are more important than you retards. I will gaslight you every CM too, but I'll be nice about it ;).
>>552336858A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>552336858Loyalty to what, people that you only see once a day when they request shoes?
>>552337024Does that feel good
>>552337041But the IP is only getting more visibility and more popular anon?
>>552335683Fkn kek
Almond Eye
>>552337024
This is it for me... I'm about to be raped...
>>552334702Is this what they teach in america these days?
>>552337041>>552337185He is just shitposting
>>552337041If we were all one big family it could have been addressed and said hey we're taking a break so no need to push this month.Instead no communication and 1 person ended getting enough fans for 3 members.
>match with double oonige>nose/neck between my triple frontsSFV is putting in work
>>552337024I do this sometimes
>>552336991what's your deck?
UWAAAAHHHHHHH
>>552337024large horse
>>552337364Fair enough then.Still>Cygames single handedly making younger people interested in horse racing in america again after the sport had been on a 26 year downtrendStranger things have happened i guess?
>>552337264I want to be raped by grass wonder after she spends her classic year traumatizing me with her schizo behavior until she says screw the consequences and promises to rape me again at a later date like that one jp fanfic
>>552337489for you .....
>>552337154Link?
>>552337024Make it with sound. I'm all ears
>>552336919Nice PROMOTION
>>552337041The average experience is to wait three or four months to do a single pity. A single pity between a good card, which needs two pities to MLB, or to get a single trainee. During those three months of carat saving, the gameplay loop gets stale. The events are nothing but grind fests. The grind fests are accelerated and overlapping. The new stories are what people want but players get maybe one or two per year if they actually pull on horses. A lot of people are realizing that such greedy gachas are not worth their time.
CULL THE WEAK
Sex.
>>552337593but I already did
>>552336261
>>552337593Rice wouldn't say this
>>552337467;_;7
>>552337325>>552337325Cuddly crying sex with Laisu
>>552337415Whale deck, Kitasan + Fine Motion + Riko + Marvelous Sunday + Urara SSR (lol) + borrowed MLB BikoI was trying for a Guts build but hit Fast Learner on the way
>>552337041>>552337579
>>552337579>wait three or four months to do a single pityI am sitting on 2 and 1/3 of a pity and rolled 200 on Kita, Digitan, Kita rerun, and 70 on Creek
>>552337636>tfw ywn have hot drunken sex with Belno after a good training session with your trainees
I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>552337041>>552337579Cool story.
>>552334326UGH BELNOIBELNO PAIZURIBELNO BREASTS SEXXX
thread theme: https://youtu.be/V8iWc4wlsUM
Sneaking up behind Riko while she's giving her speech, pulling her pants down, and exposing her Carrot Ranger underwear to the whole of Tracen Academy
>>552336951Sorry, but browns are sub-uma
>>552337041This doesn't feel like a game for casual players long-term. They will burn out really fast
>>552337685
>>552337780Remember we got so much due to Oguri Cap's anime carat boost
>>552337579>which needs two pities to MLB,lollmaoroflolololfucking kill me
Rice Shower smells like feet
>>552337816UMA WILL NEVER DIEEVERILL DIE FIRST BEFORE UMA AND /uma/ IMPOSSIBLE
>>552337734
>>552337905whale world, you're just living in it
>>552337734ANONTHATS TOO EXPLICIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO NATIE YAMEROOOOOOOOO
>>552337871Whichever of you that remained after the culling will be warmly welcomed as a true keiba fan. No need for denial, the pipeline is real
>>552337891they probably have a target rate for gibs they'll make up an excuse to gib them
>>552337887
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST BORROW
>my Virgo Cafe just won a matchyeah I think she stays
>>552337734Ch-chotto
>>552337983guts training, its ok
>>552337856There is nothing wrong with carrot ranger underwear...
Dober... Why did you have to job 4th race...
>>552337041just cause Umaooooo died because they can't bot anymore doesn't mean everybody is burning out tho. We just had a new club get a bumch of memebers pretty fast, most older clubs are full and /uma/club still has S+ rank
Dober was the only one who beat Runaway Suzuka (I'm assuming a poorly built one), Oguri lagging behind despite getting lucky pace one time. Brian doesn't have Medium S but has been placing consistently. Where the fuck are all the front runners? Next round?
>>552338082i started doing 2221 and now i even do 3rd on first one sometimes 3121
Sex with Nattie.
>>552337871>This doesn't feel like a game for casual players long-term. They will burn out really fastI've had to sack some guy that was sitting at 1 completed career (out of 25 trainees) and he had been that way since at least August.
>>552338020I want to enjoy real horse races but when I watch I can't actually follow which horse is which.
>>552337856is it all orange with a logo, or does it have various prints on it?
>jp players constantly say they need to spend minimum $1000 a month to play the game>grind 20 hours a day>still lose to completely random rng in cm finalscyjews completely fucked up the gameplay in this gamei just want to look at cute horse girls and read their stories. not sign up for a 2nd and 3rd job.
>>552338082
>>552336085She'll get you next time.
Gyarus look good naked
>>552338109t. biko
>>552338229Yes
>>552338272
>>552338194Where do you think 7 of those umao members went?
>kitasan black month>revenue fellEOS SOON
>>552338078retired married life with Master...
>>552338252>Jockey helmets are colored to designate the starting gate>Racing silks to designate owners>numbers on the saddles>most horses don't look exactly the same>the broadcast showing at minimum the current 1st, 2nd and 3rdanon...
>get Dober to Long A on all my 3 borrows>Shakur's ugly ass doesn't proc the second event for Spurt a single time>don't get it from inspirations eitherFunny game
>>552338370>>552338194I haven't seen the autis/uma/ danchou recruit. Did he dieded?
stop posting slop
F2P cupHag cupPace cupA lot of whales slain by pace maru
>>552338272THEY'RE RACING HORSESWINNING OR LOSING IS THEIR LIFEIF YOU WANT FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC GO PLAY MY LITTLE PONY WITH THE OTHER FAGGOTS
>>552338272I bare minimum CM and just play the game to see number go up with my shitty cards because I barely roll on card banners anymore. The only time I ever pay money for cards is if there's a guaranteed SSR. Playing the game more relaxed is fun.
>>552338370I dunno /uma/club probably kicked people that didn't hit the quota and recruited most of them
>>552338194Those members were all poached lmao
>>552338272Crazy fucks... Glad im satisfied with B finals
>>552338252Just focus on one or two horses you like or is betting on if you can't do what >>552338493 said. Then watch the screen for 1st to 5th.
So much soul in this thread...
>>552338294Jim Berg got a 3 month injury after this race and I am unsure if the AI will keep Kawakami racing
>>552338528In the process of dying. Making my CM aces last minute. I'll post in a bit.
>>552338568wtf are you going to do with one (1) ssr
>>552338474gonna make master into a winner... in our bed
>>552338194Wow, I'm slow, only now I realized this gif is what Rice did to Little Cock's water bottle. What a fucking villain
>>552338304I like it when they have a really sharp tan line. There's something way sexier about a pair of breasts that has never seen the light of day than one with an artificially even tone.
>>552338694not him but
>>552338528He was recruiting a few hours ago and said the club was half full, I guess he's probably a Euro and went to sleep
>>552338493>>Jockey helmets are colored to designate the starting gate>>Racing silks to designate owners>>most horses don't look exactly the sameI can never memorize what maps to what in time...>>numbers on the saddlesToo small for me to read when they're racing.>>552338608This is what I try to do but then I spend the first half of the race looking for where they went and the second half losing track of them.
this is why you should just find a comfortable B+ club
nyes im in A finals with the worst winning rate
>>552338675last minute redos? were you the guy last thread who mentioned that
>>552338267Lots of prints over the front and back.
>>552338776So you were the one that told mayano that trainer was into tans...
>>552338675>last minute ace making Shit you too?
>>552338552What makes pace Maru better than front?
COUGH COUGH COUGH
Pretty good first day
>>552338185mediro jober
>>552338861>and said the club was half full,It still literally has only 6/30 members LMAO >>552339050Daijobu ka?
You guys think the casuals who don't have Suzuka are going to quit after this?
>guts supremacy deniers losing all their duelsget dunked on bozos
When the fuck are they fixing hint books for global's accelerated schedule? We still don't even have enough to discount a single gold skill at this point.
>>552339014Me three, although I gave up on triple ace and switched to debuffer. I might also take a few swings at improving my Golshi for round 2.
>>552338886do a combination of what we told you pick a favourite, check owners silks, follow that in the race
>>552338675I'm just gonna accept that big nigger Suzuka will rape my Aces in the Finals. I might consider building a Christmas Oguri for the Finals if I have time though
What’s the consensus on Dober vs Ryan as a parent?
Ah! I didn't know there was a new thread!>>552332593There's nothing Reddit about my posts! Reddit doesn't like cute sweaty smelly stinky steamy cheesy vinegary girlfeets like I do! They are also cucks that feel bad about being attracted to women, whereas I embrace my love of their deliciously cute and amazing stinky cheesy feets! <3 <3 <3 cheesy vinegary girlfeets <3 <3 <3>>552335373UM! W-Well~! W-W-W-Well, ummm, here's Gold Ship exposing her cheesy vinegary stinky girlfeets AND her cute sweaty oniony armpits! So double the smell! Double the love! Double the cute sweaty stinky cheesy oniony pheromones!cute stinky sweaty smelly cheesy vinegar sour cream and onion dip pickle juice Doritos corn chip popcorn steamy smelly moist stinky girlfeets <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>552338916No I'm the dumbass who had to grind 30 Kikua Sho sashes. Made it, now I'm making my ace runs.>>552339014All will be fine. Probably.
>>552339119ATKF
>>552338272>i just want to look at cute horse girls and read their stories.Do that then. You can do that without being a huge gameplayfag
>>552339182I didn't get around to grinding Dober enough
>>552338976Just a few more weeks Tama-bros.
>>552339019Suzukas will cuck you out of angling so you should aim for shooting to proc, also higher speed. Front Maru is bad because her speed boost is superfluous with angling
>>552338976stupid whorse
>>552339293hot
>>552338272>i just want to look at cute horse girls and read their stories.You can literally do this. It is not hard to. Just do it. >B-but muh circleOnce autotrainer comes around you can just set it and forget it and get free carats there too
>>552339293This is the most realistic depiction of the uma relationship we’ve seen so far
>>552339182their ults have the exact same effect, but dober can proc from 5th as well but not if you're ever rusheddober also has better affinities with kawakami, vodka, grass wonder, oguri
>Unity final>Two single circles, three triangles>Somehow winFuck you Tazuna, as if it wasn't enough to overate my team on ace runs, now you're underestimating it on debuffer runs where I could actually rearrange the roster and throw.
>checking SR cards in https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/>Windy, Mayano, Hishiama, Tachyon still top tier (among SRs)Is there any point to holding onto gold crystals?
I wonder how many anime tourists will drop when they roll for Tamamo Cross then realize she won't fix whatever gay retard's problem they have with the game.
>>552338615
The face Manhattan Cafe makes before she banishes my ghost gf
>>552339436>dont need to queue at 4am anymorewe made it
>>552338615Why is she like this?
Moxie or Rosy Outlook? Please respond
I spend maybe $200 a month and still perform in chanmi, I won the last mile one, but I metafagged hard with Buena, Still and Kraft
>>552339654cccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>552339135Is guts going to be the meta for the sprint CM
>>552339436I don't think umas are allowed to rape their trainers anon
>>552339710no shame in being a metafag
>>552339591i prefer game tama over shonenspic anime tama doe
>>552339743No, wit is.
this is def one of the craziest high rolls ive ever seen. The sheer amount of double rainbows itd take to hit that pwr/stam w/ those cards..
>>552339551We be getting free pulls senpai during Matikanefukukitaru and NTR card bannersVega card for MANT
>>552339758You have two options:Great Mood + Charming, or Awful mood + practice poor + slacker + -10 all stats
>>552339743If you don't have highlander, behold thine emperor, pulse, and 900+ guts, you might as well give up
>>552339704pls respond
anons can just build some approximation of these> b-b-but witi promise it just werksmany have been hosed by ogurin which used fucking mryan powerin fact so boring that after the first 2 rounds 9/10 i started seeing if i could get gold hooker and mejiro jobber some wins
>>552335143kek
I think this is the best I'm going to get. How fucked are my aces?
>>552339856What kind of sauce goes with sushi again?
>>552339891t.
>>552339937Choose the one that doesn’t involving moving sideways
>>552339998Your Grass looks a little weird...
>>552339937moxie
>>552339784I feel a bit of shame because I didn't run my oshi like I always, but I was really tight on time with Christmas and New Year's holidays coming up, and playing both jp and global chanmi didn't leave a lot of room to grind a strong oshi that could oshi pvpThis year I will do better
>>552339190I hope I get to keep reading these posts for a while, anon.
>>552340118What is she doing?
>>552321662https://jiggie.fun/4aVwuOhttps://jiggie.fun/4aVwuOhttps://jiggie.fun/4aVwuO
>>552340001i personally use tabasco
rudolf poster save me
>>552339856What about after MANT?
>>552340161Do your fucking dailies
>>552334773It isn't that hard, you just have to be a little bit flexible. Holding it for an extended period of time is the real challenge
>>552339535Yeah that shit is annoying as fuck.
>>552340268yada
>>552338194uh bro most those members went to other clubs, many from /uma/,and one of the 8 was the original guy that was apparently the botter, you might want to be careful who all you are calling botters...
>>552340118>playing both jp and globalbut whyi appreciate you being here with us though, but from your perspective it's probably like clubbing seals
>>552340348>his sister is FlashI'm jealous
>>552339954anon, the reason wit is gospelled is for consistency. Especially to try and give yourself the best chance to suceed in finals. You could win any given match with 200 wit. But good luck /10
is 900 stamina + tokyo green enough to survive as front?
>>552340408Cute
>>552340348Imagine having a super cute clingy uma sisterI bet it would be really fucking annoying honestly
For me, it's Rice Shower, Manhattan Cafe, and Kitasan Black
>>552340615nah
>>552340232>El speed (if you are not borrowing or pulling for the SSR card) >Taiki wit
Umamusume is Golshi game.
>>552340471but Rice is my wife
>>552340471I HATE RICE
>>552340615Yes. You'll even survive getting rushed and anything short of getting hit with ASEx4. It's only 2000m. Use the fkn calculator.
>>552340710
>>552340757Bro...
>>552340417Imagine a bot banwave?It was hilarious when it happened in GBF. Hope it happens again because the seething in the threads was amusing.
kowai kowai kowai...he got 8th btw
Can you guys give me a mommy uma wife but one that isn't overly done like Creek?
>3 day finally over>had to miss out on new years eve and start of cm postingaieee...
>>552340417I don't mean the people that left are botters, the Umaoooo danchou was memed here as an End Closer fan grinder when people were concerned about him flat lining. The bot died and their Danchou didn't get his shitload of fans in the last week of the month and decided to quit the game or stop being a Danchou or something.I'm pretty sure he was botting
>>552340798shakur is.... CUTE!?
>>552340710T-this is getting dangerous...
>>552340805Doto would NEVER EVER say this
>>552339954>only 65% on round 1truly a witlet moment
>>552340434>but whyBeing able to future plan is fascinating to me, I can prepare my rolls for any banner I need and get away with it without spending too much in the game, so far I have only bought the daily packs for my global account.Also global has a new meta environment never seen before, the fact they brought the 1st any patch early on and made Suzuka a monster it's entertaining to me, it's like playing a new game. Once Palmer is here Suzuka will stop being so dominant
>>552340798
>>552340704el spd is like 1.5y away idk why ppl keep thinking its closer. tach&maru speed are whats worth saving for
>>552340806thanks, which calc?
>>552340973Agnes Tachyon secretly is one
>>552341020
Mejiro (and late) love
>>552340595consistently slower than the metafags and whales
>>552339293Why did it go up?
>>552340268Eat your fucking vegetables
>>552340196They look like they would drain me with their tits all night long
>>552341143Based Mejiro Maker
>>552340595and sure if you can do better go for it but there's anons struggling who can definitely put together something like those decks and i'm sure it will A finals because it has about 40% winrate in rooms
hm lotta suzus queueing rn
>>552341017I like her at the very least.
7 and everyone will have terrible rolls this year...
>>552340595>not watching XOguris fail to roll 3 blues to proc ult
>>552341013He flatlined way before that. He was apparently playing blue protocol instead.
>>552340196I'd exclusively fuck umas' tits
Just had sex with Helios
>>552341450
>>552339190Based cute uma feets
>teio and suzu who have been winning most of the time in scrims have lower wr than my golshi who i trained in one runI'm a little pissed about this.
Bros people hardly bring fronts to lobbies like we feared... There's like 1/5 chance to see a Suzuka even if there is one my Suzu stomps them
>>552341557whoa!
>>552341324well its a tricky balancing game. for example - 900 pwr will probably work fine w/ accel skills. if the choice is 1200 pwr+400 wit vs 900 pwr+600-700 wit, the latter will probably win more with semi-equivelant skills
>>552341450>t.smart cute and cool trainer
>>552341557
>>552341557lollmao even
>>552341557Defloration is the most common thing in Tracen
https://jiggie.fun/Efz9Dhhttps://jiggie.fun/Efz9Dhhttps://jiggie.fun/Efz9Dh
>>552341557Mejiro maker
>>552340146I would like to make one post or two a day or maybe every other day! I am more active today because I ate chicken tendies with ranch dressing, and the ranch dressing really really REALLY smelled like girlfeets! <3<3<3 I mean WOW! <3 Teasing Umas that their girlfeets smell like stinky ranch dressing and watching them get SUPER butthurt and flustered! <3 A silly little joke comparison will RUIN THEIR DAY! Girls do NOT like to be reminded about how their cute stinky smelly girlfeets smell like ranch dressing! <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 I love cheesy vinegary ranch dressing stinky smelly girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I dont understand what makes horses good anymore apparently this is worthless dogshit with 2/20 wins
got this maya yesterday
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>552341575I noticed it as well, I'll try to race around whale hours to see if can get a hard mode win as well.It feels so great to win with your favorites though.
>>552341591i'd bet on the 1200+400
>>552341068https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>552341780is this bugged for anyone else? I can't see anything but the background
>>552341780That jiggie's bugged for me.
>>552341050>Also global has a new meta environment never seen beforehuh, i wonder if there's any nips playing on global for this reason, like a different flavored umamusume>Once Palmer is here Suzuka will stop being so dominantQRD? Right now everyone without Suzuka is shitting themselves hard as there's no real counter to the BIG NIG, would love to hear about any solutions. I would've thought you'd say Valentine Bourbon as all the guides say she's the other meta defining uma aside from XOguri
>>552341857bwo it's not URA anymore your Aces should be at 13.5k at least
>>552341780what the fuck is going on
>>552341780shit's broken bro
>>552339084post your spechud
>>552341996Yes.
>>552340710Based but very lewd
>>552341812Mejiro Maker with Ardan's breasts
is the jiggie room fucked up or something
>>552341780sorry guys, apparently trying to mix pieces from every set breaks itnew lobby:https://jiggie.fun/NwvfM1https://jiggie.fun/NwvfM1https://jiggie.fun/NwvfM1
>>552340710MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
would you have sex with your bro?
>>5523419821200 pow is shit on this track, especially on soft ground, compared to wit btw
>>552341780glad im not the only one where its not showing anything
>>552338906Brian...
>>552342002>there's no real counter to the BIG NIGA properly built Taiki Shuttle will kill the bignig in anything short of a 6 front lobby. If she's in 5th or 6th she can pass the dying jobber fronts and still FUCK. And if there are two bignige they're dead anyways.
>>552342179shakur wife
>>552341857i want to do an experiment what do you think about copying this >>552339954
>>55233890690% win rate is really good tho
umadacchis... i couldn't advance to A
>>552342331mathlet bro...
>>552342121THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>552342421erm your wife is meant to be king...
>>552342187I can't breathe with her steamy stinky feet...!
>>552342208what does soft ground do exactly in game mechanics terms
Is groundwork Taiki legit or is it a gaslight?
>>552341857Too much stam. You worried about 6 debuffers? No OYL? WitletDober isn't going to win if sheA. Gets rushedB. isn't in 5th
>>552341857>low wit>weak mid-raceYou can't have both or you lose. Keep in mind this CM is hell on earth for latechads.
Finaly got Dober>nearly 100 pulls
>>552342006I dont know how to run unity cup effectively I guess, I click the up arrows, I explode the blues, I hit B-A rank before senior summer and still dont end up with lvl 5 trainings before then most of the time. Sometimes game will just refuse to give me unity trainings and cuck my first 1-2 unity races and make the rest of my run worthless. I hardly ever do extra races if that matters. I usually end runs around 12.5-13k if I get lucky, god I cant wait for this casino scenario to never be seen again in a few weeks, but any tips while its the only option? sample deck pic inheriting pwr/stam
>>552339954show the skills anon, what build do you have there?
>>552341213Because petplay arouses me
I can sleep soundly knowing that Bakushin is too fast for the lewd stick porn anon and he'll never catch her
>>552342187Yes bro should eat more and get fluffier for our broly cuddling
this round fucking sucks
>>552342563
>>552342393theres still tomorrow
>>552341857excessive stamina, bad skills, and low wit. i'm betting you're struggling to reach 5th/6th to activate your acceleration. to get in position, you need more midrace velocity skills. on your left would also be helpful. for dober especially, more wit would be useful, because she can't use her unique if she rushes, and higher wit reduces rushing. it also just helps you advance in the midrace.
Where should you parent farm? URA Finale or Unity?
>>552342561You don't need a 2nd stamina card if you have Creek and Riko. Put a wit card in.
>>552342563>>552342746Shakur would probably get pretty pissed if you hugged her
>>552342510Umastan is enough imo
My shitty fronts are doing better than I expected. Sei has to cope with activating Groundwork with Taking the Lead and the S+ Maru doesn't even have Groundwork, but, as always, actual CM competition isn't like practice rooms, meaning less, or even 0 other fronts.Lost twice to Suzuka, but also beat at least that many by overtaking with wit+midgame skills (I should track races, but CM is usually 2nd monitor activity for me).I'm actually a bit surprised at how poorly the "correct" Maru performed. Probably going to split runs between them tomorrow just to make sure it wasn't a fluke like how SMaru bombed for me day 1 in Virgo, but did better when I tried her on day 4.Double late game speed uniques on Taiki made for some really fun wins where she shot up to 25 m/s.
>>552342571shrewd step does nothing lol
>>552340595Wit cards are less consistent for meI switched in Urara (and sometimes Yeppers guts) and my runs almost always hit 1100+ speed and more than enough guts to meet requirements, oftentimes its even better for duels and final spurt speed.Its absolutely better than just running wits for me, I wasnt hitting 1.1k speed consistently before. I even got enough wits on my Dober since she has a good growth rate, she got rushed once today despite running comfy amounts of guts
>>552342713This is unironically the best round. Fronts, pace, and lates can win if built well enough.
>>552342646theres more than just one of us, anon...
>>552342179>Open bag>Picture of her in lingerie inside
>>552342526I believe it, not bringing fronts to anything that isnt long feels like trolling. I keep seeing debuffers in all my races so Im happy I had that much stam, think its just the no mid races skills that kill her but I never had any hints for them so o well, just surprised she cant win with this setup
Happy birthday every uma ever
>>552342187Sniff
>>552342561>Rice instead of Creek>Wit card instead of Cafe>Eishin and 3LB Halo aren't that great but if you've got no other speed cards you can't do much about that
>>552342781There's arguments to be made for both.>fishing for random cumbubble hintsAoharu>fishing for hints specific to your deckURAThe Unity Cup spark procing has been WAY more helpful to me than URA finale ever was. I have a Seiun Sky parent that always procs her 2* Unity and the +30 PWR and WIT is way more welcome than Speed which I'm going to cap anyways and Stamina which you shouldn't struggle to reach in Unity anyways.
>>552342848delete this
>glowies are trying to air shakur psyop meget out of my head
Why do you give your umas desert icons? Is that what they taste like?
...Ryan has an SSR?
Genti's fat tits RARGGH
>>552342002>i wonder if there's any nips playing on global for this reason, like a different flavored umamusumeI am sure there is a couple who are here for that and not just for the clout farm, I think Seriru is having a good time cracking out the global meta>QRD?The only reason VBourbon was mentioned as meta pull is that she is an easy front to build with innate groundwork, and her ult is strong too. But that was before the 1st any patch that changed everything. VBourbon struggled hard in JP against Suzuka and other fronts who had easy access to Unrestrained, until later with the Palmet WIT card she could get Unrestrained and compete tooI don't recommend any front players to get VBourbon unless you really like Bourbon. Seiun Sky and Suzuka are your best fronts right now
>>552342928
>come here to see anons smugposting as always>doomdoomdoom>"EOS soon game is dead we're all burning out"HA HA HA HA HA, fear not my anonymous friends, take heart, rejoice; you will all feature prominently in the story of my incredible success. The story told once in this lifetime, the tale of your one and only Centurial Overlord... and you all have starring roles.
>>552342541>75 pullsI got Dober, Rudolf, Rice, and Bourbon
Shakur is good
>>552342928>>552343114cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>552342561you can inherit stamina and run riko and have enough stamina on a late surger. borrow nice nature and run whatever your best wit SR is, preferably tachyon or marvelous since they have good skills. if you don't have anything better than 3lb king, use welfare brian instead of her.
>>552342781Depends on your account and legacies and the golds you wantIf you want nimble navigator hints go with unityIf your cards are shit you'll get more stats from unityIf you're going for well rounded statlines then unityIf you have scenario sparks on the legacies then it'd be retarded not to match the scenarioIf you have cards with obscene specialty prio then URAIf you're playing the burst hint roulette then unityURA will give you higher affinity with the parents because you're going to be race whoring easier, it's not the end of the world though
Umas with piercings and tattoos are for pumping and dumping. Making Tachyon into a happy single mother!
>>552342121Mejiro Making sweet love to Ardan's boobs..
>>552343095>unless you really like BourbonNTA but Bobo's my favorite and I'll be pulling for her.
>>552342858i'm losing to shit umas with rushing gale and no sfv while my 800+ wit aces refuse to pace up for some god forsaken reason
>>552343114
>>552342561like other anon said, borrow rice. run tach or marv wit if you can instead of cafe stam. use stam sparks if you can. especially as LS you can get away with 700-800 stam, 450 guts. I was worried this taiki would gas but shes having no problem and stolen several wins from suzu/maru
>>552341013by the time the likely details of what happened got to you it sure changed. he was/is hooked on blue protocol supposedly and flatlining was happening for months.>>552341431
>>552342030Plus Late surger savy and triple 7s.Seemed to work more consistantly then any other late I built
>>552343313
>>552343268>reddit tachyon
>>552343331(me) as i was typing taiki literally stole another win from two spd capped S
i should really have prudent positioning and more stam on bobo
>>552343385>random bullshit goYou love to see it. Gold skills? Fuck gold skills. I'll proc ALL the white skills.
I've only lost to 1 suzuka and faced maybe 5, that one loss was terrifying though, nobody even came close
I am waiting and saving for my wife Fine Motion. I have to skip Xoguri for this (spent half my stash on Dober). Anyone else saving for any soon-ish oshi pull?
>>552342805Late game speed is pretty nutty if you can get enough of it. Taiki's basically feels like Golshi that got to ult.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=T40JeffwSu
>>552343385>late surgerdamn, that's expensive but she looks good
>>552342805Wow that's a lot of skills. Are you doing 3-5 extra races?
>THE fat fuck event (3rd option one)>At nearly capped energy
Would you?
>>552343516
>>552343238>>552342996NTA but I'm supposed to be racing as many G1s as possible for parents right? Am I gonna crash and burn if I try doing that in Unity?
>>552343713I always get the shit results...
>>552342848Okay this is funny Rip Falco lmao
>>552343650Saving for Tamawife
>>552343594I didn't even bother prepping a Bobo for this race. I feel like I've let her down.>>552343661Kino
>>552343727Not my type do probably not.
>>552342961It's done for racing's sake, as there are races that are exclusive based on the age of the horseDates of birth of racing horses are known and every Uma has the same birthday as their IRL counterpart
Luna-chan keeps winning me CM matches, while the fronts duel and kill each other she procs dominator and spurts all the way
I miss Pokke
>>552343562Fuuuuuuuck, so fucking big. hit it girl
>>552343923
kino
So let me get this straight, the best way to get enough Stamina for any CM is to...not use Stamina cards and instead Rice Power + Riko?? How do you even get enough Stamina?
>>552343820you can start prepping her for Arima Kinen then
>>552343763>Am I gonna crash and burn if I try doing that in Unity?Nyes, I usually aim for all 3 crowns and whatever else I can fit in for miles (if they can run miles). you'll probably end up jobbing to Riko and leveling your training up very slowly. But if I have a parent run stat line I don't want to race tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum in the finals anyways.
>>552343778I imagine that the full restore is a 50/50 coinflip while the +30 option is more lenient than the regular overeating event>>552343763Your entire team needs stats to win unity races against the top team but individual races only grant stats to your trainee which means you're getting raped by tamamo+oguri on the first race which is obviously bad.
>>552343820i'm currently working on a better dober for round 2... i'm not sure who to bring so i can get prudent on bobo though. might have to luckshit it outside of borrow sparks
>>552344019I have been. Got my first S Rank Bobo the other day!
>>552344116>>552344087So if I wanna do Unity parents, just abandon as many G1s as possible and only do a couple?That fucks over my universal affinity ye?
hitting 1100 stam for a 10% chance at a 3 spark is such a pain in the ass, I have to bring a lot of stam cards and my other stats end up neglected, i can't consistently win races. Should I give this up and be satisfied with hitting 600 for a 6% chance?
>>552343970Sugoi.
>>552342805holy sweaty whale. Think ive been testing my suzu against your saved taiki. If you wanna know why maru is underperforming - a&s is a waste if you assume suzu. SFV instead.
>>552343970Mogged
Why are so many trainees like this?
>>552344010For me the combo is power Rice + Hishi and then Riko, but you're gambling on getting double rainbow trainings from them. Still, the times it's paid off for me end up looking like 1200/800/1200 monsters.
bros how do i check CM race history?
>>552344010>for any CMNo. Don't do that if you need 900+ stamina. It's perfectly fine for mile and most mediums.
>>552343731so many... thanks for posting, anon!
>>552343731Maybe I was too harsh on Shakur
for aroma kinen i'm thinking of training mejiro jobber first because maybe a good inspirer will byproductother 2 maybe mplappan plappe and goldsh
>>552344010riko + Urara + Stam sparks
what the fuck did currenchan mean by #probablywhat else could it be
>>552344010As long as you keep your guts over 400, sure.
>>552343296Are you running fronts?
>>552344441cute hors
>>552342846wit runs do take some practice. You can easily ruin the overall stats being too wit happy if you're not half-full whale deck. Guts really isn't hard to get 450 tho w/ riko. Its not a lot better past that no matter how much dueling anon tried to sell it
I don't bring wit cards and just pop my cum bubbles on wit.
>>552344486And how do I get good Stamina sparks? I assume it has to be done in URA Finale but that scenario barely gives enough stats as is, there must be another way
She is so big.
How come I haven't seen a single Mihono Bourbon in cm?
What's your Uma New Years resolution?
>>552344010My best record without bringing stamina card + 17* stam parent = 850ish stamina. If you need higher than 750~stamina it's better to bring stam card.
>>552343625I built a lot of lates, and she just kept performing more consistantly in rooms.>I'll proc ALL the white skills.Surprisingly this actually works. Gets an overtake to hit her unique then chains all the white skills into a duel and zooms down the straight
>>552344571
>>552344684Nobody's EVER running Bobo unless it's an oshi pick. Her unique is almost useless.
>>552344281>being married while having a trainee>giving all your freetime and resources to the physical health and mental well being of said trainee>traveling all over the country if not internationally with your trainee>constantly thinking about your traineeI wonder what the divorce rate for trainers that arent married to their trainees isI wonder what the average time for those divorced trainers to get remarried to their trainees is
I think everyone here got massively gaslit by wit training
>>552344745>Surprisingly this actually worksI know. I wasn't mocking you.
anime teio has been incredible this cm
I have accepted that I am dumb and threw 150 pulls in the void for virtually zero return. Oh well. I needed a break anyway. I’ll throw whatever I get from Scorpio on it and come back for anni
>>552342805>shitty frontskys, but funnily enough with shittier stats I have better winrates than you
>>552344703Don't cry so much over the lack of Uma wife
>>552344823>unless it's an oshi pick.So the fact I haven't seen her must been... oh no...
>>552344010lol retard, i use creek and urara and get better results than using riko ever
I love it when anons post their 5/5 saying their OSHI won but Suzuka is right there on the side staring at my eyes
>>552343095kinda want v.b just so have marus fav parent. V.b ult does seem pretty strong, do already have suzu+s.m and maru tho. Tough.
It has been fun seeing my Fuji kiseki and Kawakami Princess do well. I’ve been running Seiun even if she just exists to get passed at the end. It’s over for me if a taiki or Suzuka shows up but that’s ok.
any non quota club recruiting?
where do I find discord clubswhat do they even do
>>552344703to go to a horse race and bang a 4/10 uma cosplaying slampig
If my husbando was in the world of umamusume my trainee wouldn't stand a chance.
Won’t lie to you anons, I have a secret weapon for next CM [spoilers]Long S Bakushin[/spoilers]
>>552345007I love her enough not to run her if I don't think whatever Boboseses I've shit out have a chance at winning. And in the test rooms...she couldn't.YET I KEEP QUEUING INTO FRONTLESS ROOMS AND CHEESING WINS WITH A PACE PROMOTED TAIKI SHUTTLE THAT DOESN'T EVEN NEED HER FUCKING UNIQUE.
>>552343650Fine Motion mating press
>>552344853>owner chimping out people arent voting his horseyikes
>>552345223
>>552345223>spoilersPress ctrl+sI'm also bringing a long bakushin, godspeed anon
>>552345091But my oshi is Taiki shuttle
>>552345194I disagree with your taste but I guess someone has to do it -or in your case- do them.Godspeed.
>>552345223Show stats/deck or she doesn't exist.
>>552344654I love it so much, she's literally enormous in her model especially her summer t-shirt.
>>552345224by the time you can make one it'll be round two and tryhard front spam
Your Uma getting horny and frisky and deciding to be silly by taking a photocopy of her bare butt and giving you a copy... but it's not just her cheeks, which are totally exposed and fat, but you can even see her asshole and hairy cunt smushed against the mach and her vagina is absolutely soaking wet and she drew hearts on the picture saying "For Anon~ <3 <3"! Your Uma being a total perv and exposing her butt and pussy to you under the guise of being a silly goofy joke!
>>552345223certified Bakushin post lmao
>There is guys desperate enough, or too fucked in the head that they wanna fuck literal slampigs (female)S-Surely the same exists with woman that wanna fuck fat guys, right? There is that one Scrubs joke from the bad seasons, but that's a sitcom.
>>552345349That's nice but I'd tell her to get some taste and shave before sending it to me like that next time.
triple late surger gamba served me acceptably in round 1. They could all use improvement though. Should I just accept my fate and work on team trials or try some final hour improvements?
>18/20Funnily my best first day CM so far despite doomposting quite a bit, also best part of bringing 3 aces is seeing them cover each others losses
>>552345224I'm running bourbon, she won 1 race
>>552344853lmao this guy has always been a faggot who always melts down. He got severely mind broken by Sierra Leone and his rabbit
I'm getting Bourbon to pair with my Rice
>>552345461Obese, no, fat, yes
>>552343727Without hesitation.
>>552345486im thinking of playing lightly until the next grind event
>>552345329I could run my fkn TT Medium Bobo and win with the shit I've seen in Round 1. I'm sticking to the plan. Eishin Flash would be proud. >>552337007
>>552343970The Donna/Buena room has to be the top dorm room in all of Tracen.
>>552342805Very satisfying overtaking Suzukas with Sei>>552343690I did Taiki's secret event races for Head-On and I think I got fast learner as well, plus probably decent hints on Fuji/Oguri uniques. I can't remember exactly since I hit that really early in CM prep.Sei was just 1 extra race (not counting her first career goal).Both Marus were just 1 extra race.>>552344269Yeah I didn't really catch on to the whole SFV thing since I went on vacation during this prep, though I still did my daily runs. But I had locked in early what I was going to train and didn't keep up with the meta. I dunno if I really want to retrain Maru though.>>552344996Rating/stats aren't real for fronts. It's all in the skills and I couldn't assemble Exodia.
>>552345472and already we have the absolute gayest post of the year on the whole site
>>552343970>>552345636Easily the best room by far, both being extremely likable/lovable.
>>552345295
>waiting for hours to roll the cleat tickets>the dot still hasn't moved off green
>>552343095Do you think we'll finally get the JP meta (Maru, Bourbon, XOguri) during MANT since we can't Suzuka runaway there?
I'M GONNA DO IT!!! DON'T TRY AND STOP ME!!!
hmmmm...odds I restevens I hit
just in case i take a vacation from drawing chicken shit sketches, good morning, good afternoon and good evening to you all
>>552345472Umabushes are cute tho!
>>552345194 I fucked a slampig cosplayer before, perhaps she wasn't that hygenic down there, however it wasn't that good. At least the smell lived up to the authenticity of fucking a farm animalAlso she padded her breasts, so she went from 4/10/to 2/10
kentucky gamekentucky worldkentucky love
>>552345472First gayest post of the year
I want Gentildonna to break every single bone in my body
>>552345858My prediction? Suzuka, Taiki, Maru
>>552335843213968599023Lmk if U sent a invite
>>552345902>nignatgross
>>552345871
>>552345871goddamnit tachyon
post winrateI love gambling umadachis
>>552345869it's not even a super good training i'd probably hit it at 15ish
I have no idea what the heck is with this CM so far. My front Suzuka wins one, my pace Taiki Shuttle with another, and my late Grass Wonder wins a third. Seems like anybody's game, really.
>>552345871Good night X-rated stick figure anon
>>552345642If you wanna keep using maru, i highly rec retrain for sfv. This maru is overtaking my S suzu when another suzus nuke her hp
>>552345894>Your entire post>Specially the last sentenceGrim
Is it worth going for both Moving Past and Pump or just one of them is okay?
>>552345894How are women fat with no breasts
>>552345839if they don't rugpull you at the 1st anniversary, maybe.however, they're probably going to rugpull you at the 1st anniversary. people loved the half anniversary rugpull, so they're very likely to do it again.
>>552346079FAT FUCK GET TO SWIMMING
>>552345894Yikes thats the only positive too
>>552346195for this CM? dober's unique doesn't activate in time to be useful as an inherit, but for the next CM (arima kinen) you absolutely want both as a late or end
>>552345894Did she at least say some in character lines? Also that’s gotta be the worst-fat chicks that have small tits. Like man, that just sucks
Dangerous smile.
>I share a general with bush hatersholy underage and fucking grim
>>552346256
>>552345781>he's strongly interpreting the dot
>>552346312the war on terror wasn't good anon
>>552346212What was the half anni rugpull?
>my possibly one chance for 20/20 ruined by 1/2L by a ryanfag that hit all their stuff to edge out taikiHonestly thought with how much im skirting the stam, I'd lose a few. Nope. Even with some natures and tachs along the way. I actually faced a lot of S rank umas too, though mine are S rank quality admittedly despite the score. I beat more than a few whales. Might've even been my most shitter-less round 1 despite also being my highest WR in r1.
>>552346312I don’t want to get too political but he did cause 9/11. Can’t blame anons here for hating him
>>552346312Bush starts looking ugly on old girls desu, the early post puberty bush is great though.
It's over guys, the umamusume killer has arrived.
>>552346310
>>552342541Took me around 130.Got Taiki and Taishin too, tho.
>>552346473>somehow looks worse than the original alpha/prototype footage of uma musume
>>552345858Impressively it actually select my aces correctly so you can trust it
>>552346212I honestly wouldn't mind, I saw some of the evo skills upgrade and my favorites got some really good upgrades
>>552346420nta, updates much earlier. It threw our meta way outta alignment. For example, S.Maru would be the nightmare that Suzu is instead on this track/CM. Also, Taiki.
>>552345912>>552346589I actually undid the change to retake the screenshot and it picked two different Oguri Caps to replace my debuffing Grass Wonder. This is the one I'm running with (my TT dirt ace). It kept my Maruzensky and Goldship aces both times.
>>552346112Maybe. I am currently wanting to kill myself because Taishin training for Sagittarius has not been going well so far.
>>552346641Oh the big patch into weakining S Maru thing right. Then yeah that's right actually huh...
>>552346420We got the 1 year balance patch on the half anniversary. Much earlier then any other server.Things will be interesting if we get the next balance patch early to
>>552346473what the fuck is this
>>552346340>>552346256event?
>>552345194i would feel disgusted with myself, uironically. i'd rather be a permavirgin(i'm not sadly) than have the memory of some dumb bitch in my mind forever.
>>552346473shionGODS we're in
Three jiggies mixed togetherhttps://jiggie.fun/edw9Fxhttps://jiggie.fun/edw9Fxhttps://jiggie.fun/edw9Fx
>>552344828You just need a good work.life balance.I could totally make time for a girlfriend ir wife while managing a trainee
>>552345894Hope you got her to at least make in-character noises.
>>552346847the america bit always kills me
Sex with horses, not pigs. Thats Teio’s job
>>552346256WTF 6 7
>>552342805You are my least favourite part of every CM. Nobody is interested in you flinging your credit card at the game.
>>552346760its not so much S.Maru weakened, shes still strong. She can even be decent in Scorp (base marus red shift is a big advantage though). - It's that we got like all the anniversary 1 buffs, making S.maru not as busted since other stuff got buffed. So there's a chance we also get more updates near xoguris that make her not weaker, but not dominant because everyone else is no longer weak af
>>552346473they could have gotten their door in the market by giving them porn proportions or made them giant muscle mommies...they fucking fumbled. perish.
>>552345871That looks like it would be extremely painful
>>552347056But if that trainee is actively antagonizing your gf/wife over taking up all your time...
>>552346028
>>552347150These posts are always so whinyWithout whales the game fucking dies. You really need to just cry more, either pay up or shut up.
>>552338194>>552341013the bot still works thoughliterally just use an old version, it'll work until cygames updates something on their end to break it
>>552347169That first week where we got so much qol shit was the funniest week of the game. It was the Wild West and it fucked over all of the sloptubers
>>552347217You're a big anon
>>552347150i askedi care
>>552347150hey, theyre a sweaty whale too. Give em that. idc for whales either but getting your panties in a wad playing a pvp gacha is just self-mutilation
>>552347136need tosen Jordan doing the 6 7 stat
>>552347328>>552347328>>552347328>>552347328
>>552346847>Recently watched through all of Top Gear>The USB bit sounds familiar, but I can't pinpoint it
>>552347136I hate how this video makes Helios look like a mentally retard instead of a party demon
>>552347323indeed, I quite enjoyed how all the 'pvp meta foresight' got a kick in the teeth (although feel like global was already making a harder meta in the first place. power cards..)
>>552347312I'm using an old version and it wont auto loop careers because the dumbass fuji kiseki mode is there to confuse it the newest version that accounted for that changed bot logic somehow to make it stupider so I'm stuck waiting until the event is over
>>552347339giwtwm
>>552347362That particular one makes long, autistic posts about how he's so disappointed in his 16k front runner trio and how his 97.5% win rate could be better. He's the biggest attention whore in the general.
>>552347454>I hate how this zoomer/alpha meme makes her look mentally retardedno way
>Laisu is older than Makweenwhat the fuck?
It's not looking good umaobros...
>>552347218Then you just gotta hope she doesn't realize that you couldn't beat an umamusume.
>>552347537ah, understandable if you recognized them from the past. I never retain that kinda info on anons in my head so rarely recognize patterns
>>552347603I have 13 hours on my cooldown
I'm thinking of jumping into umao mambros...
Does Taiki need a wit card or is this alright?
Why umas have no ass and legs despite running for a living? I'd understand if they were marathon runners but they're practically track and field.
>>552347660I will be on the lookout for (You)
>>552346473kino sportswear Cygames would never
>>552347443it was easy enough to just google the exact words to find ithttps://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Series_21,_Episode_3
>>552346312We already went through these threads being political earlier today anon. Don't be bringing Bush into this.
I'm burnt out, bros. Is it possible to take a break from the game without bricking my account?
>>552347589
>>552347861nyes
>>552347861option 1. botoption 2. spendoption 3. dgaf
>>552347730you can switch out sweep tosho for a wit card if you're hitting spd cap early otherwise its fine
>>552347861Yes, and everyone has been using it
>>552347730perfectly fine with that, it's not too different from the deck i used for my taiki
Funny how no one uses Lone Wolf anymoreMy Oonige is feasting on free stats every race
what if there was an uma named mr hands and she's a futa who anally rapes her trainers to death?
>>552347730>power cards>everjust hit accel and win bro
>>552347454
For some reason I thought Doto's unique needed someone to pass her, but... is it actually the other way around? She has to be passing someone else?
>>552347730kita and biko alone are enough for a 20% speed uma. rice and amazon will give you an excessive amount of stamina. replace both sweep and amazon with wit cards.
>>552347169True, I can already imagine how much of a nightmare S. Maru in Virgo would be without Taiki/Suzuka's buffs. Maru has mile maven, her ult, AND speed eater, coupled with her ult speed/wit growth means it's almost impossible to block her with Bakushin/Falco
>>552347985But that was the guy and not the horse?
>>552347957The GitHub got taken down again by that nigger lol
>>552347527That was me with new Minecraft updates with my younger sisters. Didn’t know anything and they were fucking gifting me new shit after speedrunning through the game in ten minutes
>>552348051
>>552347857by extremely lucky chance, I still have that very episode laying around lmao. thanks
Scarlet does a good job at btfo'ing Suzuka, even when she looks like she has a commanding lead.This is the longest range takedown I saw today.https://litter.catbox.moe/sh76m5iwjzltf4jq.webmIt's the regular fronts and late gamblers that I fear.
>>552343121>nobody responded to my autistic larpit's operdid anyone here go 5/5 for one round at least? The mood seems really grim.
>>552348073if you highroll maybe but if you get unlucky at fucking all with only two speed cards you're not capping even on a +20% spd umaif you want comfortable runs you run three and if you're an omega lucklet you might still need wit seiun/bourbon or something to give a little more
>>552348154Is Minecraft the new Diablo 2
>>552348109i've always thought mr hands was the horse's name and not the man's who gets anally raped to death
I have a questionFor parent runs, there's no point in buying out inherited uniques or gold skills is there?
>>552348267He didn't get raped, he asked for it and got what he deserved.
>>552348235I did, but I had to put in Taiki like a scrubby metafag
>>552348316gold skills double the white skill's chance inherts do nothing
>>552343121>>552348235here you can have a 6 7 post instead
>>552347970The current meta is Sympathy+Maverick actually.
>>552348235no one responded to you because you have suzuka in your team kek
>>552348235i had 1x 5/5 and 3x 4/5
>>552346038>not a single speed rainbow during ura finaleNo med S so she was glueish but I'll keep thinking about that skipped turn
>>552348415Okay, thanks.
>>552347730It would be better to drop Biko for FM but if youre having trouble hitting the speed cap, then this deck is fine.FM with 2 spd cards will get you a better highroll, but 3 spd cards will be more consistent at hitting the stat requirements. Scorpio has already started, so if you dont have anything ready yet, 3 SPD is probably the way to go.
>>552346308Unfortunately not or I didn't pick up on it. She cosplayed Daiwa and back then I think JP uma was perhaps two years old at that time. I am an EOL player, so global was my first experience, my friends explained to me which character it was since I thought it was Asuka with dog ears.
>>552348443>current meta is being rejected by Riko
69 is way funnier bc it has meaning than 67 which is a retarded nonsensical brainrot joke
>>552348458shes the weakest link in my roster for sure. I wanted to run my all-orange team but I couldn't get a usable Fuku in time. Unfortunately for me the contrarian hivemind has decided that one of my oranges is bad, I guess it can't be helped.>>552348381based 5chad. Did taiki get the wins for you?
>>552348214It's same idea as OG Maru. Not sure why she isn't getting used as much
>>552348246no, it's really easy, even on middling rolls. biko is a fucking absurd stat stick with her 20% TE. running wit cards provides enough of a cushion to make it perfectly comfortable.
>>552348665Taiki got 1 win and Digitan got the other 4
>>552348768gigabased. If I lost to Digitan I would kill myself so I'm glad I didn't face you.
>>552348605sesame seed pudding?
>>552348605But black pudding is good...
>>552348597>"Do whatever you want.">get a cool skill with a cool name
>>55234861269 was funny when I was in middle school anon. 12 years ago for context
the fucking goat
>>552348820I have no idea what uma this is, but I'm certain she wouldn't act like this.
>>552348995is she performing good? I never saw a single red Teio win, only the blue one (mine)
>>552348995>still manages to faceplant before the goal
>X.Oguri Cap drops before finals againI'm fucking tired of this shit
>>552349149>>552349149>>552349149
>>552347537That one particular whale is the biggest attention whore here you are correct.
>>552349160>>552349160>>552349160>>552349160
>>552348612are you guys really still pretending you dont know what it means? its literally like a kindergarten tier joke. 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. like... really guys?
>>552349167>>552349167>>552349167
>>552349164>>552349190retardGODS
>>552349164>>552349190>>552349243you fuckers
lol
>>552349119Pray it's a witlet and whiffs a recovery skill
>>552346473They've got Searching for Pearls and Seeing Sky?! I'm in.
>>552349164>>552349243>>552349190ONEJOB
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS AIIIIEEE
>>552349164>>552349190>>552349243
>>552349164>>552349190>>552349243bravo
i fucking hate you
So which thread do we use?
ill just stay in this thread
>>552349190>>552349243your hands are brown, disgusting bot trannies
>>552346684>>552346589>>552345912She didn't win anything and Maruzensky lost the 5th race by about 1 length, so she may have cost me the 5-0.
>>552347537>>552349176>discussing the game is attention whoring
>>552348235Yeah but using Suzu/Maru so Winrate >>552339084
>>552349164>>552349190>>5523492433 threads and not a single good OP image. kys.
>>552349919alright, make a fourth thread then
>>552349164>>552349190>>552349243>each one made seconds apartbravo
>>552348235Yes. 4 5 5 4. And the losses were #1 and #20.
>>552348820I am gonna impregnate and marry Light Hello
You retards.
