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Reminder that Tenna was made to be pegged and if you really loved him you'd give him daily prostate orgasms while gently telling him you love tv and then massage his antennae while cuddles up to you after sex.
Don’t worry, I’m here too!
metal husband
KRISELLE THREAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So are all the images the shadow crystals show you previous attempts on Kris' file before we took over?
>a central narrative and mechanical element to the rpg I'm working on is the power of "Will">everyone is going to assume I'm ripping Toby off nowAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thrivin'wow, this tweak to the collision system is killing me. bug squashing could be more fun._
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcEWhat fave would say this?
>>552349692Just rip off Green Lantern instead
>>552349080Back to work on Berdly Game after some time off for the holidays. Biggest addition is the Berdlies have health and healthbars now. In the full game there will be enemies that hurt them but for now I just made it so if you right-click it damages them. owieThere's also new little score effects and quality of life changes but that's about it for now :)
>>552349414Is there an archive of this artists art anywhere?
>>552350013/doe/ archive is the only there
>>552344971>W'e'LCOM'e' PAG'e'>Pants>MY OWN LITTLE>Digital Pipes>Page Not Found>SLICE OF HEAVEN>Finally, Promoted!>Bluescreen.
If the person who drew this is still here; I think it's lovely, thank you very much. I'm sorry I wasn't there to thank you when it was initially posted
If Toby is a good composer then why he didn't made something as good as Resident Evil Director's Cut DualShock OST - Mansion Basement?
>>552350318mommy...
>>552350149Dang, thanks though
>>552350318Everywhere I go I see his face...
>>552350512Fat dumb retard
>>552350512damn nigga that meal is as brown as you are luhMEOW
>>552350586w-what
>>552350487Ur welcome >>552350694Instead he's faking his wrist injury, truly a genious.
>>552350512the finest bri'ish cuisine there is
>>552350723bro turned into a kitty cat *scratches underneath your chin*
>>552344689Thank you for this resource, mentally reading some of these in Spamton's voice made my afternoon significantly better.>[slamming into me causes waves in my fat body]>[ramblefap]>AND ESPECIALY WHEN YOU [cum in my mouth]>[Multiple Chances to Cum]>[Anal][Growls][German Accent]>[candy-flavored ghost cum]
>>552348802It's both hilarious and kind of annoying how SpookyDood associated the entire idea of Gaster being green with 67 forever because he didn't even come up with it, Greenster was picking up traction before this video was made
>>552350512my wife
why is kris so shy and embarrassed about having a knife lots of kids carry knives i carried a knife as a kid
i never carried a knife as a kid because in the uk everyone is a fucking insane lunatic moron when it comes to knifes and if you carry one people will think you are the same as a random black teenager about to get the drop on his opps and will call the police on you
>>552351478he was trying to look cool and badass in front of susie and she wasn't phased at all
sometimes fave gets intrusive thoughts of a scenario where one day they die, suddenly and unceremoniously, maybe in some strange or even humiliating way, and they think from the perspective afterwards of everyone they knew, even the ones very close to them, that maybe they grieve in some sense or another for a little while but very soon they start to forget all about fave because fave just wasn't that important or impactful on any of their lives, just a small self-contained arc with fave as a side character where maybe they learn a thing or two, and thats about all the value fave really truly has aside from the time passed socially that could have been filled by just about anyone else. imagining a world where fave is just a footnote, even to the ones fave loves with all their heart. and then fave tries to forget about it and take another sip of juice fave really likes this juice
>>552351994fave should get intrusive thoughts of a scenario where he puts his cock in my mouth instead
>>552352183fave agrees with you that would be an improvement
>>552352314there is one anon that would take one look at this image and then proceed to fap over it
>>552350512this isn't the meal of someone trying to become swole.temturd exposes himself yet again.
>>552351994Maybe like once every two years fave has really bad intrusive thoughts about the fact they're likely going to outlive their parents, and they further go on to think about having to bury them and how much time fave has wasted not calling them even close to as often as fave should. Fave shouldn't have been such a shitty teenager to the only people who cared about fave their whole life, fave should've tried harder to make them proud. I just sat down and fave's trauma dumping all this gay shit onto me, what do I do?
How would you feel if long neck Noelle started licking your sweat off of your neck like you were a living salt lick
>>552350449she'd keep me in line, for sure...
<3
>>552351478because kris cuts himself with it. like a girl.
>>552349920Good for you, Berdlyanon>>552351994>>552352752Rumination is bad, even if it can lead to action from effectively guilt tripping yourself. However, it ultimately isn't healthy, and you should try to control/challenge it a bit.I can't really give better advice since it suddenly feels like my brain fixed it self yesterday and today, but the next time you think about how much it sucks you can't do X because of whatever reasons, just try to do it anyway.
>>552349080Recovered from an anonymous sourcehttps://files.catbox.moe/e48ni1.mp3This is of clear relation to Gerson. Perhaps a prototypical “Gya ha ha!”?The usage of a certain motif is also suspect.
lets go back to the old thread
>>552353301This feels like the theme of an in-his-prime Gerson showing up and hanging out, well known, but too early to be "of legend" yet.
what if Gerson was in his prime and really hot in the chapter 4 darkworld
>>552353301why are these tracks so fucking awesome? it's making me want to spend more time on music
>>552313090Am I the only one confused about how fat baby Spamton shitting and pissing himself is completely welcomed here but Krisriel is a forbidden subjectmatter due to possibly being "incest"?
>>552354235What if Gerson's Boom was 8.3 inches long
>>552354529How long is it right now...Also why did he only have 1 kid
>>5523545211) not a baby 2) krisriel is fine I have never seen anyone complain about it here except for generally hating on gotefags
Dess
>>552354521>spamton piss is completely accepted and krisriel is forbidden hereWhat alternate earth are you accessing /utg/ from
>>552354778The last thread where it got overwhelming praise
kralsei is just krisriel for pussies desu
>>552354521Excuse me, that’s my grown elderly husband who is a HEALTHY weight for his species. Tickling your SO until he wets the bed is a pure, non sexual action and yes, our love is allowed in this house, not your furfaggotry.
>>552354831Multiple posts complained about it and you’re still delusional about krisriel being “forbidden due to incest”
>>552354774she is so fucking cool i love her i wish i was kris so she can groom me and show me all sorts of cool stuff like her knife collection and also beat me up a tiny bit so she can vent her frustrations out she is so cool i love her
>>552354831theyre not complimenting the piss but the execution of the art and painter always gets 100 replies because of the shock factor.
i am actually on cloud fucking 9 right now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vRxdNg2ykyeah it IS that lady! IT IS!i knew i had to look this up wtf its true its real im not alone i love adam 9999x more now! i'm seen! he-he-he fucking gets it! i'm not fucking crazy other people feel it too! i'm overwhelmed! i'm overstimulated!also, they do her really well in this. maybe the animator gets it too.
I still wish there was more art of Deltarune characters sniffing the camera
the last thread is still up guys lets call it here for now and move back there until it dies
>>552355384That’s awesome, nice win :)
>>552355491
>>552355491>>552355858Hahahahah its like theyre sniffing my balls hhahbahahbahbhababhaha
>>552355885*takes a big long whiff of your balls*oh whoops sorry anon
>I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE STOPPED ME FROM POSTING KRISRIEL!
>>552346210>anon finally catches on that women aren't real
what if your balls really itched but if faves head blew up when you scratched them would fave live
>>552355858
>>552356117does it count if fave scratches them for me
kress is just desselle for pussies
>>552354521>krisrielpoo brings up babies out of NOWHERE*fills dossier with gallons of telly liquid*
>>552351478>lots of kids carry knives
>>552356379I'm sure you'll catch him this time
oh my god he's actually here
pov king von is in your deltarune general
would you let fave piss on you?
Look, if Gaster turns out evil and he seduced me I would instantly fold and trust him anyways. I'm too weak for this.
desselle is just kress but with pussies
>>552356204if anyone does it its over
>>552356613Hell no.
*ejaculates several gallons worth of semen all over every poster in the thread* ohhhhh yeah that hit the spot
>>552354521>Krisriel is a forbidden subjectmatterAnon is stuck in 2021 we need to help bring them back to the future.
Check this out yall: Image_5471.png
Alphys problematicmaxxing her Mew Mew Kissy Cutie ships
HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE TO GET TO 100%
wow she’s literally me
>>552356838NEVERMINDI MADE ITi thought i'd get a sharable link to a full list but FUCK ME i guess.
>>552356586friend is deltarune's king von
im in bed, scrolling between tiktok, ig reels, and occasionally peering into this thread. im having a good ol time
shitshok
Talking about Krisriel causes a lot of spiteful posts for some reason
no...is not...a fuzzy...CWITTER! I NEEEEED MY FUZZY CWITTERS! NONONO not your YOWIETWITTERS! NO NO NO! I...neeeeedfuzzycwittersneeeed. I'm so LONELY I need an OLDER SIBLING FIGURE to jack my INCEST-OBSESSED PENIS and/or PUSSY to and insert into my BORING, SOUL-DRAINING SUBURBAN BACKSTORY! but it's not but it is incest but if it is you're it's fictional images not equal reality you MORALCHUD fuzzycwitterBACKTOXITTERitsjussaDRAAWIINGit'snotkidsit'saDRAWINGofincestimmykiddywiddygoo! I like gooootehoomangotehoomangote children I'm in my 30s or 20s but I wanna be a BABY! I wanna be a baby hooman! YOU are obsessed with BABIES because I'm a GOO GOO! I LOVE GROOMING AND EPSTEIN! IIII'M NUANCED! pissywissykrissyriel!
>>552357043jesus
>>552357116bro is looking to be a victim
>>552357116Krisrielnignog and his buttbuddy orbiter squadron got gobbled up by chapter 3+4 tbqh
>>552357116>>552357134Called it
>>552357134I can tell this is painter by the schizobabble moralfagging and furryhate
If no one's moralfagging against Krisriel he'll do it himself to prove that /utg/ still has people who do that
>>552357209what
i really like the sexually frustrated energy in the threads lately it makes me feel like i'm not alone
>>552357134Peak
>>552357134I can tell this is voiceanon from the repetitious keymash and str8h8
>>552357276It probably isn't but it wouldn't be out of character for them
>>552354521If you want a serious answer: piss kink is a super out there fetish that people who aren't into it won't take seriously whatsoever. So it becomes a meme that people bring up ~ironically~ despite the fake-enjoyment being indistinguishable from actual sincere posts. With shit like Krisriel(and Kress to an extent), there's an awareness that people posting about it definitely do enjoy it and they make it everyone else's problem. Also incest is a super popular fetish in North America for some reason so it's perceived as super ridiculous for someone to be into. So those posters just feel more annoying by comparison.FYI I don't like incest, pedoshit, fatfaggotory or piss/shit so they're all equal in my eyes. This is just how I perceive these specific fetishposts.
moralfags post more and louder than people who just dont give a shit. keep posting whatever problematic and gross sloppa. who care
nice gotes standing next to obese dossiers tellies AND asriel and nuked sites and green bunnywunnies and birdshit
i jerk off to shota asriel all day long yum yumyumyumyumyumyumyum and nobody can stop me
>>552357134I can tell this is CoL because I can hear faint little high pitch Yiddish squeaks coming from this post
what's the deal with the weirdo that says fuzzy critters and stimmies
>>552357438>so it's perceived asMeant to type: so it's not* perceived as
>>552357261>>552357285I get it if you don't like it but turning a ship into a made up person in your head to attack is just weird
>>552357276i hope this is sarcasm
I fuck goatsbig goatssmall goatsboy goatsgirl goatsi fuck emthey will not escape me
SO HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT OUR METHODS OF JERKING OFF? I LIKE TO DO IT LYING DOWN!
>>552357686There used to be a specific ritualposter of it who got GAPED by chapters 3 AND 4 before sloughing off its foul flesh into straggotpedokresslop
I thought piss was like a normal fetish. like. 1 is most normal missionary to normies and 5 is the freakiest its a 2. maybe a 2.5 if youre easily grossed out.
Why no spamtenna gore though? Spamton would absolutely disassemble Tenna if he had the opportunity.>muh pipis scene But he still would though, if given the chance
>>552357828Muslim anon...
>>552357862that's great, Papyrus
>>552357686Literally who the fuck cared about Krisriel as a ship besides the one schizoid NEET retard in his 30s who mooched off his brother and constantly antagonized Krisfags as part of his heckin' quirk chungus gimmick
>>552357892It's gross as fuck anon I don't know how it's so common
>>552357862I sit down and do it silently because I'm a man with two women in the house.
uh oh, mintaroo meltie
>>552357907painter also drew this
>>552357943>constantly antagonized KrisfagsOh great, this will be fun to hear, what did you come up with this time?
>>552357862me too i'm a left hand lying on back jerker myself
>>552357892extraterrestrial type post
>>552357043Anon I think you should take a bit of a break from all the stimulation.
>>552358025wrong artstyle. foolish dossier grasshopper, FAILURE! you will NEVER be a talented dossierer at this rate! and after we immigrated to this land of opportunity, /utg/, you waste your chance you ungrateful lazy little bastard! what were all those lessons we paid for you to attend for? *beats you with wooden favestick and tenna belt buckle*
>>552357976Holding piss is an erotic feeling, the pressure, the heat. the embarrassment and release. theres an inherent dominance and submission to it. its so easy to see as sexually erotic because its so physical. its like how food and sex has always been connected.
Okay, big tinfoil hat time.My more wholistic guess at this point bringing together multiple theories is something like:>Dess went missing in the Dark>Noelle prayed for the angel to find her>Kris took the opposite approach and tried summoning a demon/occult methods>This led to Gaster doing Deltarune and taking Kris' SOUL to put an "Angel" into>This SOUL and Angel were meant to go into the Vessel and guide Noelle as the first and second heroes in a search for Dess>But Gaster's story needs an antagonist, and Kris is now a SOULless puppet perfect to play the role of the Knight>The prophecy played out and in the end, Noelle reunites with a messed up Dess, but the tragedy happens which involves the SOUL going into the second Hero and then the hero dying and the angel banished>Kris and Dess refused to accept this and used their SOULS together to reset everything>The Deltarune we play is this new run, with Gaster connecting to us this time as the Angel>But instead of letting the Vessel have the SOUL, Dess forced it back into Kris and took the role as the Knight herself>They then worked together with Carol to put Susie in Noelle's place in the prophecy, all to protect Noelle>Kris creates Ralsei as a Darkner to fill the role of the third hero of the prophecy and further have control of things>But now Kris is finding themself liking Susie a lot and is struggling knowing Susie is fated to die so Noelle can liveAlso the Shadow Crystals are remnants of the past timeline, they show us Dess' view of events from back then.
>>552358025le where?
Noelle got some snow shoes, also some ice boots to keep her hooves warm during the winter.
>>552357043Mother Horse Eyes warned about a future like this.
>>552358235mr. dossier anon i was trying to say painter made spamtenna gore
>>552357991>I'm a man with two women in the house.care to introduce me to both of your moms?
Yep, you LOST.
Papyrus plays a lot of visual novels and always tries his hardest to get the best endings but somehow always ends up getting the worst endings
>>552358371>spamton posters are into gurofaggotryNot surprised
My New Year's resolution is to work through my backlogs instead of falling prey to "good deals" and wasting my money. I own enough things and I haven't engaged with half of them.
>>552358437Papyrus would love 999 since it basically requires you to get the bad endings to get the good ones. Ace Attorney might cause him to immolate, however.
>>552358465Eroguro is actually based thoughYou should read Maggot Baits
>>552358228but why its so fun
>>552357725I do seriously think it's her but whatever I dont care if she hates furries or krisriel or whatever but she could be less of a hypocrite moralfag for someone with a in your face disgusting (said objectively) fetish that she also gets off on being edgy about and spamming. If it's not her then uh oops
>>552357343i think im so emotionally and mentally fried that i've lost the energy to even care about sex. i really just want to be at the receiving end of an overworked woman's bad day. i keep thinking about carol coming home from festival planning and just laying into me to blow off steam. no talking, just using me as a stress ball until she calls me a good boy.
>>552358583Carefu
>>552358610But when you stop, you'll realize how much you were hyperfocusing on it and probably get a headache. Try to focus on just 1-2 things.
>>552358564How would Papyrus feel about Raging Loop?
Even in the fat spamton piss post’s death, it’s still causing general trauma
you guys ever feel defeat?i do.i feel defeat.
>>552357935Muslims are invading the western world to try and fuck our women. It's only fair I invade their world to fuck their goats.
>>552358793i feel DA FEET!
>>552358763Anyone that questions the morality of that image is persecuted. Curious.
>>552358763post spamatic piss disorder
Fave is so addicted to scrolling T*kT*k and YT Shorts they don't even realize that I'm patting on their ass like a bongo drum
>>552358637Okay but what if it was loving sex instead of mean>>552358793I felt victory today. So far, 2026 is an amazing year for me.
>>552358793you're going to feel de feet in your face soon *kicks my shoe off revealing my nasty sweaty fungus ridden unwashed foot*
>>552358705i'll scroll between utg and ig reels from now on anon thank you for the advice
How does one stop being addicted to screen stimmies
>>552358763You might even call itGenerational trauma
>>552358793why do you feel defeat
shitposterniggas be like>c-c-chappy 5?!?!? nononononoNOHNOHNOH I DON’T WANT THAT NOOOOIHHFHFHGSFFAFAFAGA *gets flushed*
>>552358612>dumb nigger took >>552355008 seriouslyBait or mentally retarded. If the latter, grow thicker skin if you’re going to post on 4chan
>>552358583I dont like eroguro sexually but ill always think its based because of the #aesthetic factor I used to run a guro blog as a tween. good times
SHUT UP ABOUT FAVEI DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVE OR WHAT THEY DOI HOPE YOUR FAVE IMMEDIATELY DIES IN CH 5anyways g'night
>>552358349dont make me think about mother horse eyes again
>>552359035This place has gotten a stick up its ass over far less than that, like harmless ships, so that makes me wonder where the free pass for painter is coming from lately
chapter 2ers in the hooouse toniiiight fuzzy cwitters gonna have a good time and we gon make this dossier huge we just wanna see ya….. stim that
>>552359014i lost at a board game then got the bad ending in a visual novel i've been playing.my mood is incredibly ruined now. it's making my head hurt and my stomach twist.i'm overreacting but i still feel pain.goodnight. i'm gonna go shower. i haven't done that since last year.
>>552358907romantic lovemaking is great, but i'm not in a place where i can actually offer that kind of vulnerability or energy to someone
>>552359335Nobody fucking cares about your krisriel ship, stop attacking someone else because you’re hallucinating persecution
your army of orbiting shitposters are all gone lil brojust give up, y'all got ate
>>552359421I love when people post /utg/ remixes the worse they are the better
>>552359335*smacks lips*Mid bait, could use a little more cook time and seasoning
incoming non-reply vaguepost about how he's being persecuted even more because people are laughing at him
>>552359506I didn't say anything about Krisriel in that post. Your aggression against this Krisriel fellow is getting concerning
>>552359730why aren’t you poasting images
making sweet sweet love to fave under the christmas lights one last time before packing them away
Queen!
notice how she didnt say it wasnt her
what if hunans were real
>>552359926WE AGREE
Well at least I'm not drinking, .
Am I furry? Or was I allways a furry and just needed the right fluffy women to convert me?
>>552359926Correct
>>552359993Still trying to get the last word in?
>>552359926She is the ONLY conventionally attractive female in all of UTDR.
i wanna get up there and read them books toby let me upstairsi wanna go under the sea and listen to that music toby let us dive
>>552357343I am just unable to live, laugh, love knowing I am unable to fuck the hottest man in history
>>552360387Noelle??
>>552360359This is canon.
*draws long eyelashes on azzy*
>>552358872without sounding insane explain what's morally wrong with spamton piss porn
>Toby just outright revealed the crystals are Determination>in a fucking tweetit hasnt even been a full year toby, stop spoiling your own fucking game
>>552360569excheese me?
*draws 2 cards from my deck to my hand*
>>552360926Friend Inside Me…
*draws my guns and points one at your head and one at my head*
>>552360972>thinking it's determination and not just bait and going to be something completely differentyou absolute fool
>>552360956It was made by a person he doesn't like
>>552360956I need to remind HER about HER bad posts. She can't get away with posting something that vile here. No I won't explain why. If you think I'm crazy then you probably hang out in the magma with HER.
>>552361201maybe twopix was right
>>552361201How does this stop the Spamton rape and piss porn from being posted exactly?
>>552361365Painter respects me.
yukitenshi DEADFOBbyblobby DEADinitialtaco DEADtasquetranny DEADhummypedo DEADlibertarian berdfag/trumpfag DEADwojaktimmy DEADtwopix DEADkingfaggy DEADwoomy DEADkrisrielkek DEADkekbasedkraut/BLACKEDfag/susellespammer/prideflagfag DEADrobogote DEADcatwitch DEADdeveloperfag DEADANDasrielfag DEADppbitch DEADmintaroo DEADrapecomicshill DEADnu-tasquefag DEADkrautsie DYINGCoL DYING
Who is the hottest pippins?
>>552361201Show us on the doll where she touched you
>>552361159Spamtons can piss themselves for a variety of reasons, especially when their spamdongs are sensitive due to large amounts of pipis laying and spamprostates enlarged with age. Also, it's been shown that even a puppet-stage Spamton (i.e. fully developed chitinous exterior) will prefer to use more comfortable environments than dumpsters as a hide if available. Your sources are outdated.
>>552361163Thats not a good outcome either, its very clear he wants you to think its Determination specifically>perhaps "Will" isnt right, the power they contain is...">Very clearly a setup for a single word reveal>Determination and Will are incredibly similar and used interchangably for most peopleSo either its determination and he spoiled it, or he's giving the shittiest form of a red herring by telling this shit months before the game comes outand irregardless of all of that, I wanna learn this shit from the game, not a "Happy new years, here's the twist in the next chapter byeeee!" tweet
>>552361414>mintaroo DEAD Umm…
>>552360301I just think you should unrustle your jimmies about bad posts you see online when you do exactly the same thing by flooding the thread with beastiality porn of morbidly obese bug tvs and replying to random unrelated posts shoehorning your fetish into conversations, the thing you get mad at gote/humanfags for doing. Especially knowing that most normies on xitter would you find you as disgusting as an incest shipper
So what if I guzzle gallons of his cholesterol laced golden groin gatorade until my middle is equally swollen? It’s completely safe and even beneficial consume, it’s a harmless lil beverage. Spiss has been shown to give you a lovely, pale complexion and miraculously improve your deal making skills. Does have a little bit of a lingering reek of pure decomposing tissue that holds in the air after you for hours, not that noticeable though.
>>552361414>nu-tasquefag DEADWhere the fuck did he go
>>552345437>On Demand>Top of The Hour>E... the MENU please! (Assuming ERAM swaps with Mike here because of the ERAM ICE-E connections that already exist, and ICE-E swapping with FRIEND)>TV ARCADE>It's FUN time!>High of Scores
>>552361498>gotedumb>xitternobody says this
>>552360974If a woman said this to me I'd get her pregnant on the spot.
>>552361414all in my tumtums btw
>>552361414...SpongeBob!
>>552361498Do the thread rules mean nothing anymore?
>>552361414i'm on this list and i'm not dead.
MORBIDLY OBESE BUG TVSHEROES IN A FAT SHELLTV POWER!
i think its fine to ship crap i just dont have any problematic ships in deltarune. specifically, kress pisses me off since it clashes with my headcanon dess who is not a BPDemon smirking woman, and instead a high school flunkie with anger issues who loves her little sister and let out some of her more tasteless behavior out when noelle wasn't looking. i don't see it as sexual, just dess accidentally shaping kris's mindset about things like not trusting adults or that the world sucks, being the first person to smoke weed around kris, talking about her schizophrenic nightmares, and then the traumatic shelter thing happened.
>>552361851>pisses me off
I love eating babies while playing deltatraveler.
And there it is.Kress? Perfectly fine. Krisriel? Not a word was spoken.
>>552361701*eats you so that i'm digesting both you and all of your threadshitter prey all at the same time* urrrrrp im getting sleepy
>>552361414i kinda miss kingfag
What the fuck is this drama about? I can't follow, is this artschizo?
>>552345437I dont really like this design and dont get why hes shaped like that but its a cute idea. If he has to be a tv to be tenna maybe a menu display tv? a soft serve/mcflurry machine would be better, and its sad because its out of order because it never gets cleaned.
>>552361954Snowdinfucker off his rocker again and somehow got into an argument with TC of all posters
>>552361414I always imagine something like this happened to 99% of the shitpost squad when Chapter 3 droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gffcPaeA6eE
>>552361917you didnt even read the post
>>552361867Implying I didn't get my mom pregnant alreadly, I mean how else was I born if didn't get her pregnated by being the preg inside her? Hmmm???
>>552361498>Especially knowing that most normies on xitter would you find you as disgusting as an incest shipperWhere did this morality shit come from when she posts grotesque things and gore?
>>552361414BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, 10 MILLION TIMES BASED, MAY EVERYONE ON HERE NOT DEAD YET DIE SOONLONG LIVE UTG!!
>>552361954This is just how every thread was for a while until Chapters 3+4 came out. Someone's just feeling nostalgic I think.
>>552361918>>552361917*vacuums both of you into my hyperobese fatcave, squishing your fleshy lumpy bodies through my infinite neckrolls as you approach the wheezing, steamy tunnel of my tv screen maw**the zapperdrones that have evolved to be symbiotes on my planetary tv body feast on the remnants of you that i belch up at storm severity onto my open surface*
>>552362263Painter-coded post.
Noelle is pregnant and I'm the baby...
>>552361893yeah it gets me so mad my bladder fills up and as i slam my hands on the keyboard my torso sloshes and it's all kress's fault! for the autists in the thread i am not hating the shippers i just don't see your vision, that's all.
AND kingy
>>552361958His body is meant to be an ice cream cone and the floating hands are meant to be like a mii, he's got a sort of wii vibe going on and is more focused on games than tv shows.
*scuttlebugs away*
>>552362340
>>552362074If you're referring to me, I'm not TC. The person calling everyone "TC" is the one ruining the threads.
>>552362432>rubs my vagina on his skullSans: wh. Wha..? Release me!
>>552362340you get miscarried the next day and noelle puts you in a formaldehyde jar then tortures you in the dark world
>>552361954There is an anon called artschizo who hates Snowdinbunnyfag and Painter because they flex their art too much, so he has tried tactics like obsessing over hand drawing tutorials, demanding skilled people be banned from the magma, saying something then blaming either of them on ruining the thread, and now this new angle of Painter being a morality obsessed schizo.
>>552362556So you admit you ARE the snowdinflaggot then
>>552362683Add it to the dossier
>>552362074>>552362556>>552362683stop talking to yourself
I'm the baby and I'm pregnant with noelle...
>>552362432unfortunately this was the last time he was seen alive. picrel was found in a bag that was tossed into the river
>>552362761This blameshiftshitting tactic posting style is familiar!
Can someone get these retards out of here
You always come around holidays, have a small meltie for a few hours, then you crawl back into your gooncave because most of the thread has zero idea who you are dood
I always cum around holidays if ya get what I mean!
schizo!asgore will use hyper gooner
*sucks the thread into my vacuum cock* hehe
>>552362868>Tenna announced calmly, barely squeezing his out of shape body into the illicit Pippins orgy burrows
the holiday i'd cum in if i had a dick is carol unfortunately
im eating pringles... betcha dont know what those are
>>552363019Mcgucket after spending 3 seconds in the portal
the holiday i'd get cummed in by if i had a pussy is futa noelle unfortunately
>>552362867It's really impossible for you not to respond, isn't it
I would cum in all of the holidays. if I had a dick id cum in anything. well not anything. I wouldn't cum in (you)r ugly ass fave for example.
There are bugs under your skin. They are burrowing deeper. They are laying eggs in your skin.
Noelle cums in me regularly.
if i had a dick id be jerking off so much more instead of shitposting, not having a cooldown period means nothing to me since after 2 or 3 it starts to just feel uncomfortable and like half orgasms, said the mouse babysitter
>>552363112I wonder how many girls are attracted to Carol, for some reason.
TC isn't even real and never has been.
>>552362868Last time I said that I got called threadcop
Boy I'm glad he's pregnant in there, and we're out here, and he's the sheriff, and we're out pregnant here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here, but what I want to know is, where's Friend?
>>552363225SnooPRINGLES usual I see!
Explain yourselves.https://tantabus.ai/66865
>>552363650KERPLUEY
giasfelfebrehber is the same number of letters as Gaster Is (or in ) December , and the same first and last 2 letters
Do you have one specific piece of art depicting your favorite character that you prefer over all others? If you do (and it's safe for work), would you mind posting it now? I am quite fond with this drawing of Asgore, I feel it encapsulates his cuteness immaculately and has my favorite rendition of his claws among my entire folder
so why's berdfag having a breakdown right now?
>>552363691don't click this it creates mustard gaster
>>552363786Lost all his friends and now he needs stimmyumyummaroos
>>552361851>BPDemonmean :( we try our best.......,,
>>552363923Fuck off birdpiss… I mean fuck off, uhh…
BPDeliciouscock
>>552363708For me it has to be this.
>>552364115KILL YOURSELF
>>552363826mustard mangos 6 7 lowkirkenuinely diddylicious with the epstein unc status
oh he really is just rabidly samefagging because he’s lonely on New Year’ssad man, you did the same on Thanksgiving
>>552364049It's okay take your time
>>552364248its not even new years
>>552363708i've had a few favorites over the years, but at this point i think it's impossible to choose just one. i can pick at least something that's a ways up there though. like this image, or really everything this artist made. but especially these adult charas. they're just so handsome...
>>552364328It's still 10 PM where he is actually
>>552364328We’ve still got 15 minutes of New Year’s in the canon timezone
>>552364401yeah i can telly because he's online on the /utg/ discord
>>552364474Relax
>>552363708
is it okay if i watch mrbeast minecraft videos
>mryeast
mr mr mr beeeast mr mr mr beeeast
>>552363708this is probably still my favorite ERAM, it really hits the right balance between silly goober and terrifying shadow creature. plus the sketchy art style is really neat
>>552363923when i say BPDemon you are not supposed to be offended because you are not a woman.
>>552364516You live an interesting life
Isnt Mrbeast basically just an industry plant youtuber
>>552364826Why do I want to fuck him???
>>552364248Yes I will show up every day to remind you to keep your posts impurity free.
Spamton says "god damn" in his text, does this mean Darkners have the concept of our holy father?
>>552364940our human brains are hardwired to want his penis in our mouths and butts its natural
>Why do I want to fu-Anon you say this about everyone!
>>552364946Yeah you do that to give yourself an artificial enemy vaguely modelled after someone who upset you on dickwhored like 8 years ago
>>552364401>>552364434who tf celebrates new years on the evening of January 1st its december 31st
>>552364946What a life you lead
Why did Toby have to say Toriel was going hyper, I don't want Toriel hyper porn its not fair she has ENOUGH
i want to play games and watch movies and play with cool action figures with shota asriel and i will only fuck him or let him fuck me if he asks for it since im not a pedophile
>>552364946>>552365212>>552365249samefag
>>552364305Super fave quest 3 when?
>>552365285I dont remember making this post
>>552365473None of us are normal
i want to play mr game and watch
>>552365318A normal person asks for consent. So we are proud of you, anon. Good job.
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 years old and kept occasionally making variations on gimmick posts that started nearly a decade ago in the spirit of some kind of sappy sentimentality like they're keeping the history of this place alive stringing along continuity in a way that feels somehow deeply comforting as silly as it may be
>>552365774only good post ITT
>>552364940>t. Kris
Frisk is a maleChara is a girl, that's why she is evil btw.
I pity the TC poster. You'd think they'd want to talk about the games.
Balding nigga in his mid-30’s
i want chara to cut me up with her knife and give me a loving handjob is this okay
I pity the foo
hello guys im here for the threadwide lobotomy that's scheduled today who's first
>>552365613>your mom going HYPER MODE and Noelle's mom looking annoyed
>>552365972What you're referring to is my thread nemesis. No I will not elaborate on what "TC" is, but I know everything about him, including his bedtime.
What you're referring to is my penis.
>>552366008when you call someone unc, think back to this post guys. this is going to be you in about 10 years. now you're the unc. now you will get called names.
>>552365148So Toriel is going to hell for not believing in Jesus and worshiping a wacky doomsday prophesy?
>>552363708I have so many images of Noelle that it's hard to remember my favorites that exist, but I love this one. I don't know why, something about it just speaks to me.
>>552366070>so much is going to happen in chapter 5 that toby doesn't even consider it a spoiler to casually drop shadow crystal lore in a twitter postI'm so fucking scared, bros
>>552366070Why will Jockington wear makeup?excessive use of ... is Catti's thing
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>552366070Shadow Crystals are full of Detemmienation yumyum
I dont ship kress in that it happened and dess actually fucked kris way but in a if kris is a 16 year old boy there is no way hes not giving himself shuddering Yogurt Emergencies every night over the hot troubled cool older girl with emotional problems that has been hot and cold towards him his whole life and now exists as a shadowy authority figure he has a tense bond with way
>>552365595Berdly Game first :)
>>552366502i want her to burn me with that fag please
>>552366526Kill yourself
Add it to the wishlist. This gift is huge. What a sleigh you lead. Explain why you shouldn't get coal under the tree without sounding naughty. Very jolly.
i want female santas in my bed
>>552366435Why berdly, huh? Why not someone cool like soosie, huh?
>>552366686im imagining dess saying this to kris after she abused him and im getting a boner
I hate shota.
>>552366641You're mocking me aren't you
I love shota.
i want to go for a summer walk in the park with chara and watch him do one of those big steps to unstick your balls and ask him hey chara did you just do one of those big steps to unstick your balls and see his reaction i want to know if he starts getting defensive or if he just owns it like a boss
>>552366882'sup TC
>>552366882I ate shota yumyum
>>552366882>>552366914>>552366959Now kiss. Or fuck... or whatever...idk im not ur mom
So how do you extract determination from someone to make a crystal?Do you like, milk them?
>>552367102it comes out from under the skin, like a maggot
>>552366582i want to burn her navel with that fag please
>>552366351with the shadow lore drop and the note about the music in the newsletter I'm worried ch 5 will stab me irl
Fuck off Krisrielfatfaggot
>>552367102Why do I NOT want fuck him??
Lore implications of Toriel childbirth resulting in this?
>>552367102>>552367158>>552367261>>552367272MILKING ASRIELS FAT SWEATY GAMER COCK WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH
this thread is a no man's land right now i feel like i might get a bullet in the back of the head or my legs exploded from a landmine at any moment
>>552363708it's hard to pick a favorite but this one slams me back so hard to 2016 when I first started liking undertale and was my phone background for the longest time and its impossible to part with it. Deep imprints on my psyche.
>>552366421Based, kris having an innocuous childhood crush on dess that got warped into an insane, guilt-driven obsession by the shelter incident is probably one of my favorites takes on their relationship. Bonus points if the knight it's only pretending to be dess to manipulate them, or if Kris hallucinates memories of dess being meaner than she actually was to make their memory of her fit the knight
>>552367356Such is life under the watchful all-seeing thread eye of GJJ. You get used to it.
BPD, too, is an acronym
>>552366421>>552367392i just want dess to pin kris down and kiss him randomly for the first time and kris is all surprised and dumbfounded and dess laughs in his face
Added to my dossy wossy.
good night fwiends :3
>>552367436GJJ Won btwBigly
You think a dossy can stop me? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
*scuttles away into the sunset*
>>552367638hey… someone's missing now that i think about it…
im fat and ugly and i have a small tiny penis and nobody loves me
its over
>>552367392Love this interpretation. I also like the idea of Kris feeling some level of attraction to Noelle because she reminds them of Dess, while for the same reason refusing to let this attraction develop any further. Makes the weird route even more painful.
>>552367723spamton…
>>552367723Where you at :O
>>552367524if you're talking about my really good taste in mettaton pictures here is another. please fill your dossier with as many mettaton photos as possible until it becomes basically unusable thank you
Toby told me that Asriel will grow up to be gay, and a straight Asriel is a cosmic annomoly.
>>552367825berdly... i knew you loved me..
mettatons of ASS on my lap
>>552363708I already posted my favorite Susie. Here's my second favorite, tho.It sort of eacaspulates how I kinda feel bout my life at times
berdfag servicing the /utg/ gloryhole after being kicked out of the polycule yumyummy
Toby told me Mettaton's ass feels good and smells good.
>TC posts stop>Mettaton posts beginYep that's going in the dossier.
is my micropenis going itno the dossier
fave is so bored fave might as well just go edge for 3 hours
>balls stop>penis beginsyep thats going in the dossier
I can’t edge for too long or else my balls ache after cooming
>>552367102i thought this was a kyoshi cosplay from the thumbnail. hes colored a lot like avatar kyoshi
>>552368235Have you done anything immoral with it?
>>552367825Nta, but, if I asked you something strange, would you respond?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/gjj%20tc/What I'm getting on a cosmic scale of /utg/ history is that the worst posters of all time are pedos, including schizo fatpedos who misuse the power of fatfagging. However, some of the best posters of /utg/ history are fatfags into older men.
>>552367748its just begun
>>552368374i have jacked it silly thousands of times
>>552368396Thank you for the infobroked archivedDUMPYpoo. So far we have two prime suspects. Can we get a rundown on their posting patterns?
>balls fall off>Pussy formsYep thats going in the dossier
>>552368235it should go itno my mouth
>>552368081Since you posted a second favorite I'll post mine as well to balance it out
>>552368202ive been mttposting all thread?
>>552368480You just can't help yourself
>>552368550that sounds awesome thanmk you :)>>552368683i cant :(
>>552368793god i wish i did have a cock in my mouth rn though
*scuttles into slumber*
>>552363708Was one of, if not the, earliest images that wormed its way onto my folders.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
cockdickballin
>>552368081The full image is really nice as well
fave feels good feels greatfaves shaped like the number 8
did one spamfag really cook half the thread over krisrielwhere the fuck is painter anyway
toby gave me a back massage today :)
hi my airpods are missing can you guys help me find them? i had them last time i went to the store like 2 weeks ago, and i brought them back into the house for sure
>>552363708i love my fat cat wife
>>552369558Is this why Kris entered the dark world?
>>552367102it just sort of happens. mettaton's drawing just had a shadow crystal grow in it because it meant so much to him, etc.
>>552369651kris entered the dark world because they were horny
>>552369728*he entered the dark worldbecause he has a big sucakble cock so he couldnt be a they
i was gonna walk circles around my house at 1:46 am but without airpods i will just feel like a jackass doing it
toby gave me a black massage today.
*kris's THUSSY
>>552369842you've never heard they/them cock hits different?https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4512/08cf90a2cb1c686797a345e0a9930d78.jpeg
>>552364989From the top of my head, Susie says "God, can you walk any slower, or what?" at the start of Chapter 1, so that's not something exclusive to Darkners. Spamton also says "I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]." in the weird route. And yeah, there's the mention of sin, as the other anon pointed out. Jevil calls you a sinner, too.
>>552370016Most people assume they = homunculus with no genitals.
toby fox’s toby box of toby cox
>>552370408>argentinian noelleextra racist
kris's genitals change to whatever I want to masturbate to that day. how kind of kris
kris's hands are sticky or what?
Ralsei isn't a real darkner.Ralsei is a green lizard (potentially related to bratty) with extreme self-worth issues, who used to be asriel's childhood friend but got "dumped" for being too embarassing/uncool. I.E. asriel stopped being friends with him to "jump high" and be more popular/successful.Ralsei's speech to tenna about being disposable trash comes from his own life experiences in being abandoned by people in his life.Got roped into the kris/knight scheme because he's a "too nice for his own good" pushover who buckles under the slightest pressure. Hence the "pushing buddies" joke.Eventually this'll boil over into a shitshow of susiezilla proportions that will probably destroy the fun gang.
>>552370772Also, for maximum mindfuck, ralsei's real identity is the NAMED CREATOR from the ch 1 intro
>>552370772no ralsei is the prince of the dark he is cute and fluffy and likes baking cakes and havingf fun
>>552370903No ralsei is a gay yoshi asriel dropped like a sack of bricks so he could be popular.
>>552370903what is he hiding behind that door in the middle of the castle?
>>552371030no... t-thats not true...>>552371048a bIG cake
>Temfag suspiciously absent until just now>Snowdinfart still hidingnoooticing
>>552371048The angel
>>552371065is deadlock ever gonna release or is it gonna be forever in public alpha
Orange Box 2:-HL3-Deadlock-Some third thing
half life 3 is most likely never going to release and that's probably a good thing.
>>552371705my half life threenis
If this post ends with 1-5 Asriel will be fat, if it ends with 6-0 Asriel will be a twink
The Toby Box-Undertale-Deltarune-Clerks 2-An opened bag of half eaten nuts-Multiple threatening emails-The bones of Joseph from the Bible
>>552371609unfortunately creepers require you to play with headphones
hl3 will release or else why did gman do that arg
>>552371903>my boneshey what the fuck man
The more I look around my house the more I realize could be an insane darkworld boss. My Dad has this massive glass vase that goes up to my hip (I’m 5’10), and it’s FULL of coins. He takes some out and puts some in sometimes. I don’t even know why, we just have that.
half life 3 wont release because there is no need for it to release. it wont push anything. if you want a story, read a visual novel or a book
>>552372035Ask Toby or Fangamer I didnt do shit
Faggamer hahahahaha
Sueprboss based on the homestuck pillowcase my mom got me that I never used because it's hideous
>>552372226How does the game sound on your STUDIO QUALITY headphones made by SENNHEISER for PROFESSIONALS who need THE BEST SOUND
>>552371321miss mizzle?
>>552371705i don't get why people hang on to sequels from long-dead franchises where the people who made those games great don't even work there anymoreforget about the companies and studios and ips, follow the individual developers if you want to see more games like their previous workseven if valve does make hl3, it'll be made by completely different people, might as well be a high-effort fangame
>>552372467usually you are right but to be fair there are still a lot of oldheads at valve
>>552372467you watch the ending to episode 2 and you tell me i shouldn't hang onto a continuation to that
>...and the SHOTA MANTLE that I'm holding!
Goodnight
>>552372467it is less about the content or story of half life three than the revelations half life three will bring. the first and second half life games both revolutionized the landscape at the time, and you can almost use their releases as dividers to seperate out eras of quality. half life 1 revolutionized the way that stories could be told, half life 2 revolutionized the way players could interact with a world, and half life alyx is in my opinion still the best vr title to release to date. i believe the fact that nothing else has come close is a big reason for the decline of vr in mainstream markets. id argue the half life series has had the same effect on storytelling as the release of the original undertale did - undertale showed that you could tell a compelling story through a game that couldn't be done through any other medium.every time a half life game has been released, it has revolutionized the landscape of games, has "raised the bar" for what pc gaming can offer. even episode 1 and 2 innovated in minor ways. valve is a developer that champions quality, and it shows. some of the hype is just lust for the good, cheap games that are so lacking in current times - games whose quality lasts, like the portal games and minecraft.people want half life three because it means that if half life three releases, valve will have raised the bar again. people want half life three because it will no doubt be a good game in a way that recontextualizes all that could come before or after it. any half life three valve is willing to release would bring with it Something groundbreaking on the same level as half life 1 or half life 2 or undertale.
>>552372602i think it is actually more poetic as a cliffhanger, personally.
>>552372759shota mantle x the knight...
>>552373487nuancefag here why did you add another period to your name. pal.
Toby hereEram is gaster who is a catFriend is susie's dad and is a goddamn dragonRalsei is a lightnerDess is deadAsgore is a villainAsriel is a huge dick.Jockington is the knight
>>552373273eh.... i wouldn't say that it revolutionised how you interact with the world. it was already sort of standard for the time.
>>552373273no for me it is the content of the story, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO ALYX NOOOOOOOW
>>552373998it's standard because half life made it standard. other games might've had some physics sim, but the systems weren't robust enough to flaunt - no gravity gun. and that's just ONE reason it's revolutionary. read the reviews from the time if you're too retarded to understand all the stuff im saying
>>552372467>forget about the companies and studios and ips, follow the individual developers if you want to see more games like their previous worksyeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDg_lnTixp0
Airpods FOUNDgive me some music to walk around to
>>552374919undertale the musical
>>552375052YOUR JACKASSERY
>>552374919jam to some real ass musichttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WGJbuHUbw8k
>>552374243honestly the gravity gun wasn't really all that impressive to begin with. you only really use it for a couple of levels where there is actual lethal stuff to throw in ravenholm such as exploding barrels and saws and apart from that it doesn't see much action. i like it, but i think people blow it out of proportion. and the physics system wasn't really used well, either. you're stuck doing these weird absurd puzzles based around the physics system for most of the time. i don't think anything would've been lost if they had took out that silly seesaw puzzle for instance. they could've made a cool set piece for that area, but they thought a seesaw puzzle was appropriate. honestly, i think i could say this about really any of the puzzles in that game and i would be right.
>>552375207I hate how every time I listen to this it makes more sense, where I can actually hear a song past the initial chaos.
>>552367102>A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand.There is no way Toby isn't fucking with us by dropping a synonym to determination like that. Or that it would drive someone insane. Or that they would need to be purified. Or that Gerson would reject it. Or that it would see changes in the prophecy.>And so wept the fallen star, making rivers with its tears. >Then, slowly, from the bitter water, something grew.>It looked like glass.Jevil was exposed to one the longest. Spamton wound up a puppet on strings. It can't be "determination".It is the "will" of the Angel.>The Angel, banished, will finally meet with its desire.Desire. That's what it is. "Will" is being used as an expression of desire. Angel's desire.
>>552375291you're looking back on it after like two decades of it having existed. now it's not a big deal, and every engine worth its salt comes prepackaged with physics engines which let you do whatever you want. they come with those engines because valve made it standard. you take that for granted now but before half life 2 the concept just wasn't standard. a lot of things are like this
>>552367102I doubt there's some big extraction device like in UT, maybe they're the fragments of Kris' original shattered heart or something edgy like that
>>552375681The secret bosses (Jevil, Spamton, ERAM) are all deeply Satanic in character and imagery, with Gerson (who rejected the Shadow Crystal) being the odd one out. The strange book which mentions the "fallen star" strengthens this association. I think it's a specific type of "desire" that the Shadow Crystals are meant to represent: A Faustian bargain. And it goes for both the secret bosses and the player.
>>552375207for me it's howl
is there a strategy when shaving your pubes to not have them grow back as a million little needles that stab your thighs
>>552366070>you wonder if Susie would recognize you if you changed to a diffrent fruitAwesome
I’m 22 and I have wasted my life I want to die
>>552374919https://youtu.be/qDsDYCI3fychttps://youtu.be/9sKecYqOX4Mhttps://youtu.be/8Pcb-lbzhY0
>>552377115i got a strategy for ya, don’t shave at alllet it grow let it grow let it grow. chara has a full unshaven rainforest down there BTW
>>552377264you can do things in your 20's it's not the end of the world
>>552377264Ah ah ah, you don't want to die, that's for sure, dying is often pretty painful, and all things considered boring
>>552366070toriel going BEAST mode
>>552377264I'm 30 and I have wasted my life and I feel amazing
>>552377115>your thighsWhat is on top doesn't stab your sides?anyways cut rather than shave will help, otherwise is a matter of keep shaving
>>552377631Can we fuck
I need to cut my hairEvens for the hair on my headOdds for the hair on my crotch
who is going to be the last shadow crystal holder?
I feel like I'm not gonna be satisfied with my appearance until I shave my entire body besides my headHow many hours do you think that would take
>>552378356Asgore.
Yesterday I saw someone in public and got the idea that this person might be an Undertale fan so I started loudly humming findher.ogg to see if he responds. Nothing happened.Why the fuck did I do that?
>>552378356Ralsei
>>552378448I did this except it was Black Knife and I was slapping my belly to the song
>>552363708I have loved fishlizard for 10 years now and this encapsulates it wonderfully
too many deltarune fans don't play the game, they didn't even know queen already talked about determination
should I get a vibrator for my cock
I like to leave stashes of deltarune merch at hidden nooks and crannies that I mark with the deltarune symbol, see if you can find some
I have made an Ultimate Deltarune Theory about this new Shadow Crystal lore drop I missed because I was fucking asleep but I will wait until the thread is more active before I drop it for maximum validation
>>552379987>>552380054release the theory in chapters, with tonight being chapter 1then we see if we can figure it out from the pieces you give us
Wait there's actually people around nevermind here it isULTIMATE DELTARUNE THEORYThe Shadow Crystal don't actually show you "the truth" or an alternate world, it just shows you things you strongly desire or believe to be true through the power of DeterminationSeeing through the Dark World into the real world? Kris believes they're not realSusie glaring at Kris? Kris knows they are betraying her and know that she will be angry at the endNoelle whispering to Kris? Related to whatever the hell it is about Weird Route that Kris enjoysThe ones who look into them go insane from having both their worst fears and desires validated, they're another fucking Devil trying to make you look inward and spiral out into your own fantasies instead of trusting your friends and loved onesThe purified crystal turns them into pure, transparent glass that shows you the world as it is, the Twisted Sword made from this glass and the Thorn Ring, a reminder to Kris of their inner demons, and is a weapon that cuts through both fantasy and delusions
>>552378646yes but she didn't associate it with shadow crystals, until now our only idea of determination in deltarune was that it's involved in opening dark fountains
>>552380349Kris either fears the worst or actually hopes she gets put in ice and that's why they're so cool with the Police being Sacrificed Next Week
>>552379271Yes also cute image
good morning i love them
>>552381794About time you caught on
>>552381794>>552381849i dont get it
>>552381548
>>552382115In Undertale when you originally went digging through the files for secrets there was secret dialogue in there>Part of this game’s charm is the mystery of how many options or secrets there are. If you are reading this, please don’t post this message or this information anywhere. Or doing secrets will become pointless.>demonx>By the way, most of the seemingly unused text/files are used.>demony>If you can find the in-game context for an asset, you can show it off. But if you can’t, it probably means you haven’t looked hard enough. Anything unused i’ll probably post myself, later.>demonz>Living in a world like this, where people can simply cheat out the answers from the code... your impatience has REALLY damaged you, hasn’t it ?>demonrIn a future update when people kept doing it that got replaced with the humble servant dialogue shown in the image aboveIn Deltarune there is this FRIENDly character who is recognizable by its big SMILE and who is probably some kind of demon
I still don’t know what friend or the mantle is because I missed the secret areas
>>552382683This man is the only person itt who will get the gold ending.
>>552382683Time to find themDELTARUNE will rise again soon
what do you do when it's 5 am and you're wide awake thinking about how the earth is rotating around the sun because of gravity and there is no guarantee the earth won't fall out of orbit and crash into something or leave the solar system and freeze everything and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>552382949accept that i will never be able to control whether or not that happens and drink my coffee and pet my cat
i still haven't gotten the chapter 3 egg
>>552382949Hope that I'll find the good sense in the next ten or twenty minutes to go to sleep
>>552382949i listent to true crime stories to help me fall asleep
>>552382949i would think 'thank fuck the human race has a chance of dying randomly' as we are awful and deserve nothing but death
i think learning about how dinosaurs went extinct when i was like 3 years old permanently fucked me up and gave me anxiety and paranoia about suddenly dying from an asteroid the rest of my lifemaybe i shouldn't have watched those early 2000s dinosaur documentaries that show the extinction
>>552383484ALL of us? Including you?
>>552383615yesh
>>552383712Well that's mean, I don't want to die and I haven't stepped on anyone's toes so, yeah, unless you count that one guy
BILLIONS MUST DIE and all that stuff yadadadad
what if the boltzmann brain that thought up the entire universe stops existing before deltarune is finished
>>552364989Why does Tenna have stretch marks on his nose?
>>552383797the dinosaurs didn't see it comingwhat if there's something WE don't see cominglike yellowstone
I still haven't had sex
>>552384006Me neither!
>>552383993nigga we would see that coming 2000 years in advance, Yellowstone is the most monitored and well studied volcano in history
>>552384006Probably gonna stay that way for the foreseeable, I wouldn't get too fixated on the idea
My xitter timeline included someone trying to draw a Jamaican temIt's the specifically jamaican thing that gets to me
>>552384006is sex even that good
>>552384179OH FUCK
>>552384198with a strong emotional connection, yes.
we have too many people on this earth
>>552382949>there is no guarantee the earth won't fall out of orbit and crash into something or leave the solar system and freeze everything and there's nothing you can do to stop itAcknowledge the fact that this theoratical event is so astronomically unlikely that it may as well be garenteed to guaranteed to never happen ever.
>>552384198A lot of people say that it usually isn't
Ill bear the curse and bang every virgin at the utg meetup its ok
Hooman!>>552369051Good night, Chara anon.
Do not concern yourself with a cleanse you aren't actively learning how to implementThinking otherwise puts you on the same level as a "me no gustay" early 20th century gutter commieThere is literally an entire character(that I'm indifferent to) in this game that is defined by this juvenile behavior
did you collect the all 4 sex in the chapters?
thinking about how good sex needs a strong emotional connection to another person when i don't even think i have a strong connection to myself
>>552384414Are you banging only boys or only girls?
>>552368564Werewire MTT...Ooh that's a cool idea >>552380349I don't think that one is used, therefore it isn't canon
>>552384638I'll do em all
>>552384637There's a reason "I hate you nigga let's die" is such a powerful phraseMettaton fits really well into the Yujiro Hanma sort of "I want you to kill me but I want it to be interesting" sort of villainy, mostly unrelated
gaster sex because connection or something
the utg meetup pokedex that lists everyone's sex stats and lists how many you've slept with
>>552384862I would be at the absolute bottom of the leaderboard
>>552384935yeah good point, not every poster is safethe question is, when the time comes to choose your partner for the evening, will you be able to discern which attendee is the one with crabs
i would like my micro penis suckled at the utg meet up please
I checked Reddit out of curiosity for what they thought about the translated text and none of them realized seam is talking about neo not determination.
>>552385272GET BACK HERE!!!
>>552385329Ngl, I wouldn't know how find her.ogg went off the top of my head. Should have hummed big shot.
>>552385329As a resident voicefag I have on three separate occasions cold opened with my papyrus to people wearing undertale-themed pins or shirts on at least three separate occasionsI'm like half convinced one of them was a 16 year old just randomly on my college campus for some reason
>>552385329What was the best case scenario in your head when you chose to do this?
>>552385148Well, filtering out the crabsfag should be easyJust have a dedicated person who's dressed inprotective gear check every attendee who hasn't shaved, the volunteer determines who is and who isn't suited to have sex
>>552385459That would make my day
is lost girl canonically a song that dess made, and that's why tenna knows it for the rock show
I'm stealing all the girls at the /utg/ meet up, sorry lads.Gays and lesbians, you can sort yourselves out.
>>552385551good call, just make sure to only have sex with people who shaved and you can rule her out
>>552385727>her
When I was 15 I found a video of a woman molesting a dog and the part that stuck with me was how little the dog reacted to any of itDidn't try to walk away, didn't whine, didn't express much of anything, just stood thereI like to imagine that Mettaton, even at his most evil, would find being complicit in the trade of videos like this tacky; no drama, you sorry excuse for an auteur.
>>552383937He's a Stand user
mettaton isn't evil what is this slander
>>552385812you're awesome man. never stop being you.
>>552385912I saw Mettaton rob a 7/11
>>552386023We live in the 2000 of 26, all companies should dieEAT THE RICH! the 7/11 CEO won't even feel a dent on his wallet, he was justified
>>552385837"Josuke"... I can only say this once... Your "bubbles" are spinning... Inside your "bubbles" there are things that cannot be seen. Things that "don't exist in this world". Because of that they can GO BEYOND the "calamity".
>>552385897>Talking about characters he hasn't seen in-game>Changing his name to avoid the filters he supposedly started namefagging for
"Kris"... Your SOUL is spinning...
>>552386129that ending sucked cockjohnny spends the entire arc learning the spin and josuke gets it instantly
>>552385912this is the comment mettaton leaves on burgerpants yelp review (burgerpants got locked in the freezer) (his phone is about to die and this is his last shot at communication with the outside world)
Temturd should flush himself.What an absolute social outcast and retard.
>>552385812I mean have you never accidentally touched a dogs dick while you're giving it a bath of course it didnt give a shit. its not like it hurts the dog. probably doesnt feel like much of anything, like a pet on the side.
underswap but the swap is burgerpants with mettatonburgerpants becomes an underground-famous actor who got his start doing commercials for fast food, becoming known as Burger King
i will never understand deltarune because i am illiterate and uncultured. this applies to a lot of different art, too.. it's time to die
>>552386418least likeable jojo so far, he is a drug dealer who giorno would kill on sighti assume he will have an arc where he learns to be good but last chapter i read didn't reach it yet
>>552386597im just saying its not like the dog is going to whine and cry. It's a dog. Im not even the person who randomly brought up watching dog porn in the first place
>>552386476Other way around
frisk spends the entire game learning the power of sucking cock and kris gets it instantly
susie spends the entire game learning how to heal and noelle gets it instantly
>>552386639burgerpants swapped mettaton would have the guts to kill himself
>>552387797i'm not sure burgerpants would ever be a celebrity, his core trait is that he's comically lazy slacker
>>552386234rich coming from you. here's a better thing you could be doing, playing the game. even the other thread personalities have. it's very sad to me that you spend so much time here when you only care about the game on the most surface level because it has characters you want to goon to. you just use this thread to try get some human interaction because no one would talk to you otherwise.
Susie stares directly at the camera>Deltarune... This is a story about breaking a curse...Cut to a scene of Kris eating pie with the holiday family
>>552388058He'd make a fine grifter, he knows deep down he has no principles, can be cute when he tries and is great at minstreling himself
>you just use this thread to try get some human interaction because no one would talk to you otherwise.stop talking about me please
>>552387007Frisk the slut...
>>552388058oh I was thinking mettaton as a wagie. I dont know. I can see burgerpants as a failing upwards celeb like pete davidson or something. canonly he wants to be an actor. he definitely has charisma. I dont even think hes lazy he has a job and works crazy hours. >>552388457exactly
I think Burgerpants in his heart of hearts is a decent person who wouldn't want to hurt the people who care about himIf he had any
>>552389561mostly getting it from the fact the mtt resort opened so recently people are still living in the apartment building it used to be, and BP is already out of vacation days
>temturd actually got flushed Love to see it, fuck that guy.
edgy DR asrielfags losing now that we know that asriel was too pussy for horror movies
>>552389850I think the guy who posted with his name to make fun of him also got nuked so RIP
>>552388983Frisk needed to become the master of suck in order to defeat Asriel>>552389880Noh.................................
>>552349183What is even going on in this picture? Did Kris kill the Knight and hollow out the corpse or was this made by God's strongest Kris Knighter?
my penis is small and not big so i will never find love or be treated like a human being. i must die
>>552390140>Did Kris kill the Knight and hollow out the corpseIt's not the strangest Weird Route prediction
>>552390140vore
>>552390140it's not too much of a stretch to assume the knight did a weird route to someone, or someone did a weird route to the knight, and kris is following in its footsteps to mold noelle the same way
>>552390327genuinely why have a name if youre just going to keep changing it
Temturd the moggedTemturd the flushed piece of shit
>>552390263small penis havers always be ignoring small penis lovers
aang spends the entire second season learning to earthbend and korra gets it instantly
>>552390114Why is she such a slut?
>temturd paints a target on himself >names himself >shit the thread for months while spamming gore and porn >and thinks the mods are trying to "ban his name" Holy hell what an absolute retard. He's so fucking stupid I don't know how his body remembers to breathe air without manual input.
korra spends the entire first season learning to airbend and aang gets it instantly
Grug spend life learning to make fire, grug future son get stove instantly
>>552390772I had a dream about Aang showing me his dick once and he was really happy about it. He was looking right into my eyes and smiling and shit>>552390804It's what Toby Fox wanted
Squall spends like 2.25 discs learning the value of friendship and that he doesn't have to face it all alone and Kris still hasn't gotten it
I said hi to my mom and kris cant do that what a dingus
>>552389747never thought to map it out like that mostly thought it was just a cool one liner. who knows maybe he had something come up and had to take vacation early. I believe hes perfectly passable for being 19 at an insane job he hates that serves sequins and glue to people.
Do I have to spare everyone in deltarune
>>552391550there are times where you have to fight but toby says its ok so beat every black creature you see
>>552391550-kris
>>552391550You don't have to but you do get better outcomes by sparing random encounters, for some boss fights it's fine or even better to go violent but it dependsThe most important advice in that regard is that you get the best early-game weapon for Susie by beating the first secret boss violently instead of with pacifism but you get probably the best armor piece in the game by sparing the second secret boss
>>552391106>It's what Toby Fox wantedBased dog.
Sitting atop the kitchen counter opposite the oven where Asgore has just inserted his first attempt at a braided loaf of bread as he turns to tell me we'll have to wait thirty minutes for it to be ready, after which I respond with "that leaves us plenty of time then" before beckoning him over and gently taking hold of his apron's neck loop string as if it were a collar to guide the snow white crescent just above his shirt's neckline to my lips (the combined heat of fur/shirt/apron and the excitement of the moment put him in the absolute perfect persuasive position to remove the unnecessary layers, and the sight of him holding his beautiful bread with only oven mitts obscuring his upper body was nearly sweeter than the loaf itself). Sitting beside my floral sovereign Asgore in a mostly-empty movie theater while we wait for the initial scroll of trailers to finish, all the while I have his hand palm-up in my own as I run my thumb along each of his claws as one would to test the sharpness of a blade since it's strangely soothing and helps me zone out while being advertised to (served as a good reminder to be careful when we're both reaching for popcorn in the darkness, I hate having him feel bad and beat himself up on the very rare occasions he even minorly hurts me on accident). On the grass with Asgore after a delightful picnic as I'm excitedly watching him pluck blades of grass from the adjacent ground with which to perform fiery magic tricks, until he pulls from the ground a puffy little white dandelion and hesitates for a moment before taking my hand to link it between our interwoven fingers and asks if I'd like to make a wish with him (it was a lovely romantic gesture and I enjoyed it quite a lot, but blowing it at each other had the unintended consequence of the tiny fluffs blasting all over one another's faces in a such thoroughly silly way we couldn't help but to laugh together)
good day undertale general, what's good?
Kris doesn't even have the courage to grope Toriels mass of ass flesh.
>>552393284toriel doesnt even have a good ass its just large and fat and flat and she smells like old lady
>>552393013Woke up way too early.Drinking some coffee.
>>552393547>Woke up way too early.sorry to hear>Drinking some coffee.basedi am drinking cola + eating a cinnamon bun right now
This Arbor Daybbno$Is"Burgerpants"
I've thought it over, and I actually don't think the Seam dialogue is a big deal.The shadow crystals were introduced post release. So that means they weren't part of Toby's original plan for the game. So they're probably just ancillary and not that important except as a measure to track progression over saves and making some item for us.In fact I think it's more interesting that it's important WE are the one remembering beating Jevil or NEO in order to get the crystal on saves where we didn't, rather than Kris remembering it.
>>552393413how can it be fat and flat
>>552393013Doing great today. I got way too excited about a thing yesterday that I had hard time falling asleep.
>>552393824too many thoughts about handholding, i get it. <3
>>552393806extremely easily youve never seen a fat person with a flat ass. it just doesnt stick out, its gross, its not rounded
>>552393770>the shadow crystals were introduced post release. So that means they weren't part of Toby's original plan for the game>not important because of thatnonsense imo
>>552393770I think people overestimate the extent to which Toby had a complete and coherent original plan
>>552394343He had a scrapbook of doodles, and this was after spending years developing Undertale and refining his skill and having the idea since before that even started. It really explains the overall plot direction and him entirely forgetting about characters halfway through chapters.
>>552394617who'd he forget? other than the spincake?
>>552394672Flush yourself turd.
*wobbles away with unidentifiable morbidly obese TV bug beastiality porn shaped masses*
I completed Disco Elysium without discovering Kim is a gay weed smoker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roqstk8_FAw
If it wasn't for the jap we would have chapter 5 already
Kris if Deltarune came out in 2016
>>552395523i know he has the entire early undertale fandom to go off of but do you think toby ever anticipates shit like this
>>552395801That wasn't even chara in 2016.Murderboy, as he was called in the code, was some goopy eyed blob kid, not a sexy exposed shoulders murdebabe.
>>552395593nah they still need to do all the playtesting and stuff. the translation stuff probably only holds us back a month at most.
>>552396058they could probably playtest the battles while it's being translated if producer sama is doing his damn job
chara is cool
>>552395981Yes but murderbabe is much better and thus won the culture war and murdered murderboy in cold blood.
Hello chatAnother day were I wake up late
>>552390140This is OmniKris>>552389696Perhaps; and Mettaton's unique brand of charisma, self-victimization and deep amorality are the perfect blend to manipulate such a person, to do horrible things for justifiable endsI've tended to imagine Catty and Bratty as the de-facto PR team of the Mettaton regime(with sans and the Holidays in place to act whenever that PR fails) but perhaps he would be in that role explicitlyHe's great at lying to himself, so lying to others with the fame, fortune, and his family's safety guaranteed? Easy deal. >You know, I've SEEN the press about me.>Didn't know I was so attractive.>...and, chokable.>...>You know what, how about you just give me the script for today?
>>552395593If you learn Japanese the translation is actually a fun opportunity to replay the game. The Japanese script brings different nuances out of the characters. The way JP Susie switches between ore and atashi I remember bringing me a lot of joy.
Lmfao why the fuck they killed Temfag
>>552394672Tenna would grope Catty's fat ass if he met her.
>>552397158Catty represents the existence of what Tenna only has in his memories but I don't know how the series would make that apparent other than a too on-the-nose segment where Catty's own family memories(from about this month) become episodes that Tenna is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown while producingHerself, her family, and most others depicted in chalk with Bratty being depicted in almost painful-to-look-at grease pencilAdditional points for comedy if the depiction of the aforementioned alligator in a bikini is what drives him to the edge
>>552397416what
>With the Power of DIO I stand in your way *Mettaton stops time and you're suddenly surrounded by a hundred knives*
When the roaring happens the Cattenheimer household fridge comes to life and tells Catty that she shouldn't eat her sister's snacks and also should get a job
>>552397195>The power they contain is…>Resolve.>Hmm? What a curious expression. What is it you were expecting me to say?>Hahaha…>This has all been good fun, but do try to keep your expectations… realistic.Or>The power they contain is…>Hahaha…>Well, in the end I suppose it doesn’t matter what you call it.>What matters is what it can do.
>>552397556Catty and her family are very blatant pastiches of the sitcom family and the sort of narrative innocence(not affected by "da plot" nor aware of it) that is shown to be unsustainable in Chapter 3Her sister, supposedly a rebel, falls directly into the narrative's trap by her every judgement being backwards on the thematic level, leaving her mentally powerless on top of diageticallyI made it no secret pre-release that I heavily assumed Chapter 3 would be the Cat Chapter in general for this very reason
>>552397631mettaton shut up you'll ruin your knight guy mystique
>>552395981For the first week Chara was called "Fallen" because people didn't know about the easter egg yet and even then people already said "they" and "he/she". Within two weeks people on /utg/ were arguing about whether Frisk and Chara are really nonbinary.Horny flanderized Fem!Chara was fully developed before the end of the year.>MurderboyNobody gave a shit about that variable until years later. No revisionist history please.
hey guys!
>>552397676https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMQfjYF2/The embodiment of the utility bills doing her like this
>>552397763To be fair to Catti her judgements are backwards because people keep misleading her between Kris stealing all her remotes while keeping the Dark Worlds a secret from her, Noelle's floormat personality making her think they're better friends than they actually are and Susie having no interest in fixing her stupid dickhead reputation
>>552398175Entirely true, but I don't know how to interpret that context from a thematic perspective
>>552397858Based oldGOD schooling murderboyKEKS.
>>552397763Catti is a serious character who is always wrong.Jockinton is a joke character who is obliviously correct. What did Toby mean by this?
>>552398510Which propositions does Jockington even express a belief in
>>552398572hiiiiii
>>552397858Not the anon you were talking with but it’s not even a flanderization of the character. These people aren’t exaggerating any actual traits latent in Chara. They just dress a horny anime girl up in their clothes. Or… some other set of clothes with a visually similar pattern. They sort of overlay that girl on top of Chara. It’s boring. It’s not real Favelove. It’s a substitution
Chara's thicc.
>>552398703many here are false prophets who love a homonculous version of fave instead of biblically accurate fave
>>552398639Well for one he goes to church and probably knows the prophecy. Unlike Catti who refuses to go and is thus kept in the dark to the truth.
>>552398639soccor ball
>>552398831Humanposters do the same thing to their fave that I do to Ralsei.
>>552398278One of the big themes for Deltarune are communication, both between reader and fiction and between people, and another is delusions caused by broken down communication (for example Berdly's entire smart boy persona which exists basically entirely because Noelle kept indulging it for years, and which falls apart basically instantly when Susie no-sells it)Catti's just in the middle of it all where she's trying to do right by the people she cares about but everyone keeps lying to her so she can't make any real informed decisions, if there really is such a thing as Catti Screentime I think it'll be spent on exploring how Kris, Susie and Noelle treat others and in turn are treated by others
>>552398639friends forever
>>552398639>* Life is a big, ballgame,>* And when the man is on the field.>* He does a big dunk.>* Try, to be that dunk.
this is a neutral statement but why was tasquefaggot allowed to namefag but temfag gets repeatedly sniped for it
>>552399581its not the namefagging thats geting him sniped.temfag is a ban evader he keeps posting monkey gore and shit because he is spiritually brown
>>552399581Both are known ban evaders. Pretty sure only kraut actually rides out all his 3 days. People have speculated this is so his /pol/ trip doesn't get permabanned.
>>552399581I think we're just getting a crumb of moderation as a new year's treat
>>552398703But have you considered that these Charas say things like "hello I like chocolate and also knives" and "I will steal your soul (sexually)"
>>552398703Here's canonically accurate humans for on-modelfags
>>552399978It's the most shallow shit in the entire undertale/deltarune fandom.Somehow even the million copy paste sonic fandom tier Sans AU creations are more original and soulful.
I associated fem!Chara with frans fags for so long before I decided to go on /vg/
>>552361414gzoply-doo REIGNS SUPREME
>552361583
>>552400840Learn how to quote, dipass.
Hey there! I’m ANON. But you can call me NONNY! NONNY the NONCE!
>>552400195I mean, almost every frans fanfic has femChara.
mmm caffeine in muh belleh
>>552401049B-but I didn't wanna give a (You)
Does Gallery.ogg play before the titan fight, does anyone remember please
>>552402667I think so, the only chapter it doesn't play in is 3 iirc
>>552402456>retarded doefag
>>552402667It plays a slowed down lower pitch version of it
>>552402770
>>552402724>>552402781ok thank you
>>552398639>>552399047So then, Catti can only in part be blamed for her own ignorance, as she had the intuition to see that the prophecy was intentionally curated against her and all around her but not the wisdom to extract all she could from the remainderThe actions of those involved in said prophecy to deceive her only deepened whatever cracks already formed
retarded d'ohfag
A third pippins has hit the capcha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wi6H01MUR8Chapter 7 spoilers
>>552403401homer...
>>552403417Dicefuckers can't stop winning the captcha lottery.
Feel like shit today. I'm playing Snow Miser's theme in my head just to feel something.Toby Fox if you fumble the ball on Spamtenna, my ghost will haunt you for the rest of your life.
when does it get better
>>552403736The story doesn't have any room or time for spamton or tenna let alone their butt of a joke relationship. Remember them not mattering at all whatsoever in chapter 4? Get used to that feeling.
Even if you could explain the national socialist ethos to a monster Toby didn't give us enough of their culture to generate an organic state within themThey'd probably make like the salafist teenagers and make cut-and-pasted dreemwave edits, a parteiadler with the Delta Rune inside of it instead or something equally bankrupt
>>552403848Anon we are just at the second day of the year, just... Nah, it's just the same shit of everyday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_LN07MaEPo
>>552403869You're wrong because their past is basically a spoiler and super tied to FRIEND. It's like saying there won't be enough time to explain Gaster.I wouldn't put it past Toby to make the next 3 chapters bloated and aimless as fuck due to constant information dumps.
ralsei is currently slow-cooking his dinner following his long distance boyfrends favorite recipe :)
Those openheart videos are so coolIf I had that power all I would be able to think about is making Kris bust into Gangnam Style at the worst possible moments
You know who else is bloated and aimless due to constant dumps
>>552404326i had a long distance bf once
>>552405060yo mama
>>552404309Gaster is never getting explained, he's getting a cutscene in the ultra secret ending that's played for jokes. I don't know what reality you think gay shipping between secondary antagonist characters and explaining an Undertale character that never showed up is going to be relevant in but it's not this reality we are currently living in. You are getting tiny references at absolute most.
>>552405101did you eat him?
>>552405481moved in and married
>>552389850Another decisive victory for TC
>>552405631beyond dangerously based <3 <3 <3
>>552349080ok
>>552406113When you at your yellow friends house and they start stabbing their parents
>>552361459Calling it a spoiler when Seam's shop theme literally has the Determination leitmotif in it is a little funny
>>552404326What's the recipe for?
>>552366391What? That's the worm. It even says its name right there. "The way of the worm" is its catchphrase.
ughhhhhhhhhh stop being GAY already
>>552407717>>552407717>>552407717
>>552368848Buffly
