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I call my umas "aces" so I can gaslit them into believing that they are the best version of themselves
>>552367151I love kids so much as well.
>>552365478Reminder WITslop only won 1 CM
>>552367268BASED
>>552367427
Taking slop requests (that I will put on catbox)
>>552367427why dont they ever include sweep in these shots
>>552367504This is an accurate representation of what I look like when in contact with Mayano and Sweep.
My ragtag team of average at best Uma have once again taken me to the hellhole of A league round 2, I just want to be with my B rank shitters...
Mares. Fillies. Also Juvenile Fillies.
>>552367548Taiki with big naturals
>>552367427based filly fucker
>>552367587Sweep is far too sexy you see, it would be a dangerous sight, Also her hat would cover most of the screen with how big it is.
>>552367427sweep is not an erogakisweep is for ryona
To whoever that drew this, Bricked owes you a massive thank you.
>>552367726Finally, some real OC
>you see if i keep her stats low she will get +40 extra speed for a total of +100 speed!!!is she gonna make it bros
Behold, the best late surger in the game, Goldshi
>>552367726my Grok drew that
>>552367868
>>552365575sure but they aren't great. I'll make another digitan tomorrow. kawakami hasn't really needed medium S
>>552367903why is she smiling like that
>>552367548maya's juicy butthole
>>552367903good thing divorce became legal
>>552367448>seething so hard that somebody insulted his favorite sloptuber that he brings up seriru OUT OF NOWHERE
>>552367548/r/ pic of you hanging yourself in a data center
>run Amazon as late>high wit and strategy savvy >she actually does move up mid-race and positions well for the endI wonder if I should have been running her on late this whole time
>>552367637>catbox is downoh well
>>552367504holy sex, source? i feel like i'm also going to cum just looking at digitan constantly orgasming
>>552367548Drunk uma at a party getting slightly too slutty in front of everyone. Don't care which Uma as long as she isn't ugly (Ryan)
I don't know how other women stay straight when in close proximity to each other like this. I wouldn't be able to maintain a straight face at all if a girl decided to kabedon me and stare me down with such an intense gaze that I can feel deep inside of my womb.
>>552367548taishin with big naturals
am i the only one in B group so far? i seriously don't know how all my umas jobbed this hard, maybe i fell for the pace maru gaslight
>>552368156There’s not a thought in that Oguri head
>>552368156nice try but women are not real
>>552368040>data centeri slop on my own graphics card thank you very much
>>552367548suzuka eating a big mac
>>552368156now flip the genders and see how retarded you sound
>>552367461
>>552368116i dont remember the pixiv page but it's the same one as the teio/maya popsicle animation
>>552368272That just turns me on as a fujo
What is our Sagittarius strategy?
>>552367461>>552368279rape
>>552368272Women are bisexual by default, so that argument doesn't really work.
>>552368354group prayer
>>552367548mac eating a big suzuka
>>552368215I'm a groupBchad, welcome to the comfy zones
I think you all need to do a couple careers first before posting. If your TP is above 30, I will personally throw you into a mob of NPC umas
>>552368403Bobos... Bobos...
>>552368354Recycled Libra aces
>>552368156>I don't know how other women stay straight when in close proximity to each other like this.Easy.Oguri has no sex drive
Not bad for aces I made today
>>552368526Tell that to Helios
>>552368459my tp is at 74 and is slowly going up, and Iust started a career that I will be reading through so odds are I might hit 100 again. not a slacker btw
in the umaverse, do you think Genghis Khan was an uma or one of the most prolific trainers in historyfor that matter imagine Bucephalus as an uma
>>552368610Sex with this cat
reiterating>>552367206bro you have pace chaser corners and straights right therealways buy them lv1 especially with discounts, they're giga value
>>552368459all my power is being routed to my printer, there's none left to play umas
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP.
>>552368668oh yeah, posting here instead of other threaddropped hydrate+prepared to pass for pace straight/corner and lone wolf so it worked out hopefully not a lot of people are running lone wolf so its not wasted
>>552368536how are people ending up with odd win percentages like this anyway
>>552368621Genghis Khan was most definitely one of the most prolific trainers in history. I always headcanon that trainers existed alongside umas simply because there has to be someone to tard wrangle them. Genghis Khan did so, and he brought down a continent
>>552368535Yeah but instead she has a food drive (in her stomach)
>>552368215I should be, I don’t know how I managed to get a run with three wins.
>>552368757there's a 4th uma there
>>552368621genghis khan had thousands of offspring
>>552368757Didn't do all four runs?
Ogurin a cute
>>552368814praying for you in round 2
lose some fucking weight this year
>>552367974>catbox still downDon't know if this website will work or get flagged for spamhttps://picsur.org/i/c2dc5d51-e428-44ae-83a9-ca497b6ec61b.jpg
>>552368757Not shown is my previous CM ace rudolf who won 0 races.
>>552368354I'm doing Oguri runs. This one was fucking shit though, nothing went right.
>>552368116give it up, that animator doesn't post any explicitly nsfw stuff
>>552368716wtf i shouldnt have left if it was 40mits over
Mihono Bourbon's voice actress kind of has a man face
Sexo
>>552368598The trick I started doing is I start a career when I'm at 90 energy and then I instantly give it up, that way I never max out on and waste energy.These are advanced Mambo club tactics and not for everyone.
>>552368910
>>552368910well that website is ass once catbox comes back ill post it there sorry anon
>>552368794im close
>>552368906By me
Sexual intercourse with Riko Kashimoto
>>552368772>>552368841honestly now I'm just imagining the mongol hordes as a wave of uma archers raping men and taking an entire continent while doing so
>>552369019make sure to use a borrowed parent when you do this
>>552369010Saggy Pasa tits...
>>552369076
>>552368459I have spent like 4 TP drinks today man leave me alone. Fucking parent farming is being a bitch. Haven't seen a 3* in a full day. Going to bed and starting it all over soon...
>>552369135this kills the riko
How are you doing? Do you think you can win it all?
>>552368157
>quit my slack C club because I get peanuts>there's no slack B clubs here
>>552368885One luck shit is all I need...
>>552369150kill the womenkidnap and rape the men
Why are there so few uniques that work with fronts, everything is "order rate>=3" or some shit
>>552369274Uh there is though
>>552368215Pace Maru??? I feel like being in group B is just a function of having dogshit cards or being new. Or missing crucial umas I guess.
>>552369150Draw anon here drew this, and I have been forever enamoredive been trying to find an artist to commission to lewd these umas
>>552369248I didn't make group A
>>552367548remake this
>>552367974buttholes shouldn't be juicy. Fucking wipe dude
>>552369368I mean ones with slots left, just looked at the list
>>552368716Are you guys gonna increase the quota to 60M and go for S rank again after a while or will the quota stay at 40M?
>>552367548yakuza Brian
>>552368957cm7.png
in my headcanon wars never happened in the uma universe because the three goddesses can just control umas like a hivemind so if any civilization decided to use them as war units they would just activate them like sleeper agents and bring peace again.so genghis khan was probably torn in half by getting pulled by two umas
>>552368271
>>552369426I'll keep at 40m for now. I'm looking for consistency instead of peak performance.We don't need to keep burning anons out.
>>552369497based
>>552369150At least the the number of rape cases have died down in the modern day compared to whatever was happening during trainer genghis' period
>>552369354exactly>>552369382zamn
>>552369274If HonseFun still has openings you can apply. We don't have a quota or anything just don't flatline or forget to log in.
Bricked Danchou still hasnt kicked his flat girlfirned!!
>>552368272i mean, thing is especially animey girls are pretty on average. I'm so hetero i literally clip d* outta my porn cuz i don't wanna see it. But some handsome mfer like prime gosling kabedon? You're a lying ass bitch if you claim your heart wouldn't skip a beat.
>>552369248Not sure. This is the first CM I am actually trying. I am assuming this is pretty good based off the other percentages I am seeing people post here.
>>552369497The umaverse is honse heaven. There just isn't war.
>>552369646>the number of rape cases have died down in the modern day
>>552369669HonseFun should have two openings since our top and one of our bottom guys dipped today
Is anyone here planning to roll for Oguri on the 5th?
>>552369747what the FUCK are you saying
>>552369783what's icl? I can't lie?
What are the core skills I'll need for a Late Surger for Scorpio? Pump+SFV?I'm debating if I just wanna get an Oguri going or a Dober going to pair with my Taiki and Suzuka
>>552368215anon, maru is front not pace.
>>552369858No, I'll just paypig the selector later.
>>552369497bullshit propaganda and wishful thinking because so many umas were eviscerated during the initial stages of WW1. I however, will never forget them
catbox is backbut for how long
>>552369438
>>552369905pump + divine might/pulse, or pump + red shift if you're allergic to accel whites
The whigger just got himself banned for copyright lol.
>>552369783type shit desuwa
>>552367548Haru with a fat butt
>>552369863Didn't think i was being cryptic? What confuses you?
>>552369747I didn't read a word you said buy GOD I need a fucking Gold City in my life, super banner please save me.
>>552368621Alex's love to uma Bucephalus is evident by the city he made in her honor
>>552369783This is Belno as well after coming back from America.
>>552367548>>552369987Nice Nature embarrassed about having a small (horse) penis
Surely there are evil umamusume that want to enslave humanity.
>>552368716>40mit's over
>>552369987>kiryu brianTurned out way better than expected - domo.
>>552367974catbox is backhttps://files.catbox.moe/2zrsh6.png
>>552369380>>552369916i know i just heard good things about pace maru here and i guess i got carried away, i'll try to do a new one but i don't think it will change anythingmurmur is there because of nothing else noteworthy to buy
>>552370075She was his ace...His partner.
>>552370247who the FUCK is berryvine
What bot do you guys currently use to do your dailies? I need something to replace the UAT one that had the schizo tranny.
Made a webM of my race from >>552357669 I'm sure I could have found a way to make it better quality, but whatever, Ive never made one of this size before. I didnt bother to try and include sound.Anyway, once again, rushing proves to be a buff. Never thought I'd see a Ryan win like this.
>>552369754it's good anonbut >spades
>>552370252I can't believe this gaslight actually worked. A great regular Maru is easier to train than even a mediocre pace Maru.
>>552370021wew ill try, what kind of decks and inherits are late surgers running? 18* power?
>>552370354Please seek mental help anon...
>>552370354It means ace. Like an Ace of Spades
>>552370252>powerlet>mid racelet
>>552370303an artist i like to use as base because he draws really pretty eyes
>>552370067She was the only highlight of my miserable summer spark (neither..). She wedged into my crowded top 10. GL
GET THAT OONIGER OFF THE PLANE
>>552370515seiun stats?
>>552370395>>552370454i don't think i can get more power than that but i'm still gonna do a front one tomorrow, out of borrows
>>552368621>mfw Bajirao is still shilled as the GOAT uma trainer by /umasir/ raiders more than anyone else
>>552370252nah you want front+gw so you can be ahead of pace and tail suzu to then ideally usurp her
>>552370543
>>552370435all of mine are 3* stam + 13* power or something and kita/biko/sweep/riko/wit SR/stam SRprobably better off with stam sparks + 2 power supports but I was too lazy to make new parents over christmas
>>552370047
>>552370587with luck i'll get groundwork from borrows, don't have falcon and i don't trust blue sparks from giving it, ty
Only reply to me if you made group A.
>>552370713Urara is the type of uma to casually take a seat on your lap
>>552370713nice!
>1/15>had to face a S+ DoberPlease PLEASE tell me group B will be better. I don't want to go back to the open league
>>552370827That would be dangerous.
Apparently, these 2 perform very similarly and left actually edges out after testingI thought I'd gotten a better ace... Must be a stamina issue
simply get lucky
>>552367548can you do this rudolf/oguri kissing inspiration scene >>552369386
>>552370739I'm in.
>Do daily discount pull>horshoe door>YES YES YES MEJIRO DOBER>It's thisNo..........
>>552370927just give her a piece of printer paper to scrible on while you work on your computer
Are ends good for the next CM if I don’t have Dober? Is it going to be another Pump gamble? I don’t even know what parents to build now.
>>552371006Digitan wouldn't react this way.
>>552370951Fuku is cute
>>552369858It's weird, but I'm not. I am a metafag, but I just can't bring myself to care. It's not because of the early evolved skill copeposting either. Maybe I'm just losing my touch.
>>552370953Evil...
mayacchi.....She has 800 stam + 700 guts, I guess she does want that BoFA
>>552368621>burgers attacking Iwo Jima BEGGED daily for a trainer to surrender for the sake of his uma
>>552370515Does your Seiun simply catch up to Suzu before angling zone with mid race skills?
>>552371035I hate her!
>>552369858I want other umas but I'm going to roll on that banner anyways and maybe settle on xoguri as a consolation prize.
>>552370252>13.4k pace maruYeah you got gaslit. Rip.That said, I think Fronts are only really good if you have a suzu.
I currently have pace guts Dasca and pace guts Tachyon, who should my last ace be?
>>552371007I'll give her an ipad like a responsible adult.
>>552371020>Are ends good for the next CM if I don’t have Dober?it's a straightaway spurt + NSM cm>Is it going to be another Pump gamble? I don’t even know what parents to build now.both dober and ryan works, pump is better than libra because the corner is closer. if you don't have dober then rudolf/oguri/anime teio is still usable
Vodka's vodkas
>>552370980issue is that with multiple people with specific designs the model usually melds them together so I had rudolf with oguris yellow hairband thingy and oguri in rudolfs outfitbest i can do is force them into the school outfits (they still melded together in 3 / 4 images)
>>552370454power is worthlessif the accel skill doesn't proc you might as well have 0
How much stamina do I need for Pace Chaser in Scorpio without gold recovery again?
>>552371117Burgers love horsesJust look up operation cowboy
>>552370247I made it with 5 wins out of 20I just need 1 win in round 2 to advance to the finals
>>552370827>>552370713>Haru sits on my lap while I'm working on her schedule>have to spend the next 10-20 minutes with a huge boner
>>552370953canon
>>552371293huh, wacklooks good though, dont mind the outfit change
>>552371229Another pace guts to abuse the duel mechanic. make sure they're all on the same speed.
>>552371319power is worthless until it isn'tit's a luxury past 800 like going above 600 wit is, and 400 guts
>>552371369I love her butt.
>>552371418>power is worthless until it isn'twhich is never, it's always worthless
>>552371375>>have to spend the next 10-20 minutes with a huge bonerYou can easily (e)rectify that.
>>552371214>>552370252Regular fronts are fine. This Maru had a 35% WR today without even having S medium.
>>552371393there is a script called region prompting to fix the problem but its annoying to make it work and im lazy
>>552371278>spurt and NSMIt’s another Golshi game then. Umazing. Thanks umanon. Guess I’ll make a better Ryan parent.
>>552371284uodkaUODKAAAA
Don't set curren as the homescreen uma. Biggest mistake I've ever done.
>>552371735why?
>>552370940well left does have fall runner, but right would probably win more on average. Its stam is a bit too low with not even one recovery but that huge guts probably means you are fine for stam since like excess guts can fill in or something. Both are lacking in wit though, really want like 700-900 on fronts.A&S will be a dead skill if suzu exists. There will still be a suzu as #1 even if multiple 95%+ of the time so she will get a&s and die after
>>552370150https://files.catbox.moe/eprkdo.png
>>552367548can I get uhh angling and scheming but seiun sky is getting fished and the fish is on the boat with the rod
>>552369382Lewd in what way
ended the day with 17/20, pretty satisfied with my seiun maru and oguri considering that my seiun has a copium GW green and my oguri only has one accel
My HEROINES
>>552370150no that would be tamamo
>>552371776Can your model handle swapping outfits?Like Gold City and Helio's
>>552367548tamamo micromanko
1st anni is coming soon. Do you guys think they will add spark reroll to avoid burnout?
>>552371762I did like 20 test runs with a saved piggie S suzu and left finish faster on average but it's like 9:11 ratio, they both sometimes beat the suzu. Not too worried about angling, I usually pick it up when it's cheap
>>552369858regret pulling on dober made me realize i rather pull on easy to build umas oguri has decent growths but I don't wanna bother with the recoery skill autism
>>552371820Reverse POV rape from left most one, reverse gangbang with all three, that kind of thing.
Another wasted highroll...
Curren looks like very expensive russian whore
Red Hare is definitely Lu Bu's wife. Just saying
Neigh
>>552372097nyo...
UAAAAAAAH TAISHIN TRIED SO HARD
>>552372097I think they won't add anything. I also think if they do add anything it will be just evolved skills.
>>552372323and got so far
>>552370252>656 powerIf she had 1000 + 400 wit instead I think she'd be really strong
>get home>new month>no club drama>no one left mamboAt this point I need to keep a txt document with a grudgepost ready for all the wall of text "im leaving mambo" posts I have to suffer through, fucking LIARS
>>552372417daiwa impregnation
>>552372417I was going to leave then ra got kicked so now I stay
>Pace swings too far on the outside>loseEvery single fucking CM
>>552372417The mambogeddon has been postponed once again
>>552372485>oguriniggerdeserved
>>552372323What the fuck, Nepo Uma?
any anons got links to the new bot?
>>552369905Pump and Dober unique? I'm running Pump + Sfv because I trained her 2 weeks ago, but she has 20% winrate no so good
post em
>>552371861i always liked how the placement number lines up with the crystal ball
>>552371951Not out of the box but fiddling around with a gold city lora it sorta works out
>>552372417The 40 terabytes of dolphin porn on mambo danchou's hard drive is irrefutable I'm afraid
name 6 horses
>>552372697what the fuck is a horse
>>552372697gold shipoguri capjackie chan
>>552372697T-too many, sorry
breed ship
LUCKY
>>552372697billy the kidjesse jameswyatt earp
>>552372586marumaru
>>552372697Umamusume A MejiroAgnesNaritaMatikaneSymboli
>>552372697Mejiro
>>552372604Cool, I'll keep this in mind whenever I get around to setting up my own local model.
>>552372107sometimes skill combos+stats do play out confusing. I had a summer maru before going with reg maru - i made like 2-3 other s.marus with SFV yet my first one somehow kept outperforming them with only nsm and a bit higher power. made no sense 2bh
Thats a lot of orange running around
>>552372697VodkaBourbonWhiskeyTequilaCiderBeer
>>552372697I can't count that high
>>552372879it still tries to meld the two outfits together it would probably be easier to make a gold city and then try to slop helios head on it
>>552371879You see I asked for Nature because I have this idea for an H doujin that I don't have the time or skill to draw where a shitty, f2p, trainer (MC) runs into some former members of his Unity Cup team at a CM who are much better with their new trainer and they make a bet where they'll rejoin his roster if just one of his umas beats one of them in the finals, but if not they get to bend him over the rails and violate him. The trainer's team barely scrapes into round 2 and hasn't qualified for round 3 when they happen to get matched with the former trainees (competing as Team Carrots since they're all futa) and Team Carrots (mostly Nice Nature with debuffs and blocking) rigs the race to allow the MC's team into the finals. They get paired up together because of course they do and MC's umas finish 7, 8, 9. Team Carrots and MC's team have a standoff and it looks like there might be a fight, but MC surrenders himself and all four Team Carrots members take turns with him while his trainees watch in horror. Nature goes third, has a small dick, and is the gentlest of the four. There would also be some metahumor like both teams having a Goldship (MC's would be idol outfit, Carrots Goldship would have racewear) and the Goldships lining up on the wrong sides during the standoff. MC's Super Creek would carry him back to the locker room for a first aid/cuddling session in a short sequel.
my daring tact gf
friend limit increase when
>>552372181believe it or not even on runaway that stam+recov is overkill. Also, ALWAYS UNRESTRAINED. Dono wtf some suzus are doing w/o it..
>>552372930Do you have the soundpost of just really cute fuku noises?I offer this in exchange
I fucking hate agnes digital so much......
I still don't get how to play Unity. Guides don't explain it well, they just tell you to click arrows but that doesn't really work.
i want to force myself on kitasan when she's broke
How come Groundwork never procs? She still won the most out of my team anyway.
>if I can't win, NO ONE CAN
>>552373097holy based
>>552373032I do, but I just left the house. I'll post them next thread
umazing
Can any of the tools, simulatros, or calcuators be used to figure out when in the race my uma will hit 30% stamina for adrenaline rush and whether or not the stamina preservation from guts will let her spurt on time with 35% HP?
>>552373097wtf happened? did a thermonuclear bomb hit the racetrack??
>>552373097Holy shit. Straight to hell
>>552372697Rice ShowerBasmati ShowerJasmine ShowerArborio ShowerBrown ShowerGlutinous Shower
>my maruzensky has won 3 races in a row catpulting off of my falco with no stoppign meT-thanks falco...I wanted her to win...
>>552373223>Glutinous ShowerYou mean Glutinous Cap
>>552373097is this like a 5x dominator game or something?
>1/5>2/5>3/5>4/5The trend clearly demonstrates that tomorrow I'll be 6/5 and more.
>>552373296
>>552373005futa on male is gay t. futafag
>>552373026SEX
>>552373271
Holy shit, that was an epic career. Had no idea how crazy hard mode was gonna be with no stamina cards, but once I got the hot spring ticket, I KNEW I wasn’t gonna lose no matter what. Went in hating Brian for all the wank she got in the main story, but man, seeing her beat Uma’s greatest hits in one giant boss rush near the end was hype as shit. I kinda think she’s cool now.
>>552373353I want to eat Rice
akebono is just so erotic shes so big and meaty i want to massage her belly and then get a nursing handjob
>>552373097>>552373182No. 3 farted.
>>552373362What if it's a female trainer
>>5523731825 dying out of no stam blocked the entire pack
>>552373465then its good
>>552373271i cant even tell who this is but I love huge milk tanks so I like them regardless
Holy shit, I just realized... rain = Taiki Melons!
>>552373514But what if it's a male trainer?
8 hours until I can accept the invite danchou
>>552373182>>5523733475 wanted to give everyone a big hug
>>552373430The banchou is the banchou.
>>552372586
>>552372697Mr. EdSpiritBullseyeShadowfaxRapidashCharlie Horse
>>552373537>short hair>one big white streak>big boobaOnly one grand uma comes to mind
>>552373353Rice is kinda lewd.
>>552373430Here’s my ace in all her glory, btw. I think I might actually make it to the final round this cup
>>552373559Then its gay.
Oh, you were wondering who got me two of my four gold medals from my first set of Champions Meeting races? Is that what you were wondering? You were wondering that?WELL, WONDER NO MORE
>>552373271lol imagine pissing all over the place when someone grabs your nipples, do women really? KWAB
I love my Curren
>>552373612Rice is very erotic
>>552373005Anon at least make the trainer a woman. Futa is already gay but this is even gayer
kino
>>552373708>Futa is already gay but this is even gayerBy that logic straight is gay.
>>552373612Rice fatty wouldn't play with her food like this
>>552373715front meta btw
ummm golshit niggers where is the commotion? where are the riff-raffs golshisnots? hmmm? le golshigame? gwo you said you used le golshit in libruh because "she is my le oshi xddd" right golshichuds? not because she is le umahandicap umawheelchair metaslopper umachoice of the umayear umaward??? i believed u zwo you like le golshtihd because u like her for her le funny personsneedity right golsneedchucks??? so why didnt u use your le oshit le golshit xdd in scorpooio????? hmmmm??? huh??? bwuhhh yeah my responses goldshiwankers? bwo ur le anchors aweigh and shoot off into light years away ahead of pacekeks?? why didn't u use her get out of umajail card this CM huh???? bwuh? u like her right golmudsmucks????? so where is all the hoohaa? your "heh look i beated this lobby SILLY with my golshit xddd lol golshigame golshigame!!!" im nyoooticing or rather im NYOT nyoticing any of these selfsuck??? what happened? lol golshigame libruh am i right guys give me my (you)s? where is the umauproar in le umathreads?? you didnt shelf away your golshigame goshi golshi in scorpionok right golshipiddles? where is the clitter clatter right now huh golshiturks? golshireeks? golshigame??? oh no no no wait youre gonna go back to using golshit for saggigayassrius right? golshiputts? did i guess it right? hmmmmm?
>>552373732The actual fact is that futa-on-futa, futa-on-female, and pure yuri are all straight, while anything else is gay
>>552373595>no Black Beauty trash list Neicha
>>552372417there was an umaolocaust bwo
>>552373686I HATE CURREN but I respect the effort
>>552373763Yeah can someone (You) this guy with the stick gif? You know the one
>>552373793>futa-on-futa, futa-on-female, and pure yuri are all straightNone of those are straight. They're all same-sex.
>>552373763
>>552371415does this actually work though? idc about winning so I'd actually try it out since it sounds fun
>>552373763I'm using her THO
Good work team, Tachyon, you tried.You know what the funny thing is? McQueen was just made yesterday last minute and she's been dominating.
the only canonically futa uma is zenno rob roy because shes a donkey and has a huge futa cock she auto-paizuri herself with it and every once in a while she fucks the umas in the restrooms
>>552373894with 3d printers i imagined ebay would be filled with lewd homemade figs, but I didnt see any last i checked
seeeeeeex
Taiki might be meta, but she's definitely not consistent
>>552373875Listen I can't help you through all the details of this. There's a whole other dimension that needs to be brought into it to complete the picture, for one thing; it'd fill the rest of the thread. The facts are the facts, that's all. Maybe you'll get it one day.
>>552374019why are you futatroons so mentally ill?
>>552374009Mejiro Makwee is always a strong candidate when pacers are good
>>552373763I'm still using Gold Ship. It's still her game and her franchise.cope + seethe + lose weight teiopiggy
>>552374054You sound like a troon, unironically
>>552372697Jungle pocketAgnes tachyonCesarioKing haloIkuno dictusEspoir city
>>552374042I want Still to rape me continuously for 8 hours minimum
>>552373763have you started fasting yet
console side game when
>>552373763I don't know what this post is about, but I've never claimed to train Goldship for any reason other than her being easy to train.>>552374105The popularity of futa must be very hard for troons to come to terms with.
filly up her guts
>>552374040they can barely print bootleg warhammer figs /tg/ lied to me
>>5523713571400 stam + guts
First day done.
>>552373848>>552373763
>>552374105I'm not one, so you can stop getting horny over me now.
>carefully raise 3 stamina debuffers/ace hybrids>0/5>send 2 dominator users + neicha because waifu>5/5This is the last time I follow gaslighter strats. I'll start thinking by myself.
>>552374194There's a party game but it sucks. Thanks cygames
>troon troons tranny trannies futa futanari
>>552374040There were a couple of them with OOC proportions in bunny outfits. Saw a cafe one and it looked like shit with the price tag being like 90 bucks
next thread will be worse
>>552374053your midgame may be weak if you are having issues. I gave up on a taiki because of bermuda, but have a glue placeholder horse, that is usually 2-3rd place in the accel zone. Am expecting that if you build her with just head-on as 2nd (and only other) accel skill and all 3 corner velocity skills+uma stan, that you'll be more consistent in 2nd round.
>>552374310literally everyone, including the gaslighters, was telling you stam debuffs wouldn't be worth the effort
>Win four in a row>Fifth race all my Umas are Bad while every other Uma is Great>Barely come 2ndThis shit is fucking rigged
>>552374310>stamina debuffs in a 2000m race
>>552374274post Gold Ship deck + skills pleaseI have a Gold Ship as well but she isn't winning races
>the Dober I made after her release is better than the aces I worked on for the past few weeksWhat am I supposed to do...
>>552374042>>552374145
>>552374413next bread will be wurst
>>552374274>60% wr in round 1bwo....
>>552374506Stop working and start playing
>>552374223I don't know if I could survive being her trainer.
how's this for a dober/late deck bros, i've also got 9* power for a borrow
>>552374310>use 3 horses>1/5>change nothing>5/5This is the last time. I'll do nothing.
>>552374145Same!
Good morning, /uma/!Been out for a bit, so haven't been in the last few threads muchAny major happenings on New Year's day?
i fucking hate her shitty personality i hope she fucking breaks both of her legs and never races again
>>552374483
i only saw 1 (one) suzuka today and she lost in spectacular fashion
>>552374520
>>552374632that's not a very nice thing to say
>>552374520Can it be Bratwurst too?
>>552374637>369 witholy shit
>>552374594ditch rice and borrow speed rob roy, and get a 2nd wit
>>552374715I've seen a few more than that, and they all lost badly
>>552374715Mine got killed by another Suzuka 5 times and finished top 3 the rest of the races. Maru has 100% top 3 rate.
>>552374310>3 debuffersWho the fuck is recommending that? Not even Rednu would put out something so obviously wrong.>>552374483NTA, but here is this Goldship >>552374197
Is it not possible to get Awful mood in CMs? I dont think Ive seen it once.
>>552374715the only front I've seen win all day is a Seiun who narrowly avoided being overtaken by the paces before her unique procced
>>552374631>morningcan't fool me, it's not even midnight! Nice try!
Look at all that leg
hnnnggg i want to get my dick wet with my trainee pussy juice
>>552374594use fuku instead of daisca
>>552374637>no stopping me>savvyum...welll...as long it works....
>>552374715My Suuzu has 3 wins which is the same as my Grass, Taiki is doing all the heavy lifting though
>>552373579Post your cafeFor some reason I can't get her to 1000+ speed in career runs
>>552374960Might need to check your clock, broski
total oonigger death
>>552375028John Cygames would falseflag as a Curren poster and say this
>>552371229please respond
i think the CM would be more fun if there was more open leagues B, B+, A, A+ im tired of playing with fag pigs
>>552375017Biwa my beloved...
>>552374807>>552375057Like this?
>>552375115finemo!
>>552371229build a front
>>552374821Yeah Maru has been dumpstering me every time I see herMight try to make one when borrows reset today
>>552374715>>552374821My suzuka has better speed and midrace (and conc to boot) and has a far worse winrate because most of my matches had suzukas in them. Sometimes two others.
>>552375107>being a euroDORKmy cute sister laughs at you
Everyone jerks off acceleration skills but is there anything wrong with just loading the fuck up on green speed skills?Like you're not going to get them all but you're still looking at 120-180 extra speed most races. And you don't need wit for them to work so you can just invest in power instead for acceleration
>>552375115Late guts Fuku
>>552375260Shiraoki made her say that
>stamina debuffs don't workI massacre you staminalets all day
>>552375226>euroI know for sure you need glasses
>>552375104Trust me, she’s not good at all lol
>>552375236everyone jerks off accel skills because the power stat does nothing for reaching last spurt speed quicker
>>552375236you'll still lose to accel skills
