Previous: >>552372986>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.8 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/puzzle/hkrpg/rpg_version_page_380_1327/index.html>Version 3.8 Trailer: "Memories are the Prelude to Dreams"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZl4ssk5Pwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWuPj0W7I-I>The Dahlia Character Trailer: "The Final Note"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVeam_lliG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_hmkhWGbzE>Current Character Banners: The Dahlia, Firefly + Gallagher, Luka, March 7th - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/42790647>New Drip Marketing:>Yao Guang (5* Physical Elation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43021359>Sparxie (5* Fire Elation) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43037945>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift4TJ9UZ7Z36N7STARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
Sparxie's pussy? STILL clean for Caelus
>>552391791Yeah the spades are a obvious indicator of that
Why not 'Sparkie' or 'Sparky'?
>>552391738Damn Japs love Sparxie, once again doomjeets lost
>sparxie
>>552391818Sparky is a dog's name
>>552391864Sparkle is my dog, yes
sparkxisters how are we feeling?
>>552391820too big
Yaoguang and Sparxie is going to do pretty well if the reception is anything to go by.
>>552391738Game is saved, no more serious motives, serious shit is boring, and flopped the game. 4.X embraced goofymaxxing and it will be fun, thank you sparkxisie. We need joker character, why so serious?
>>552391791Sparkle is and has always been for public use
>>552391818chinkshit propaganda
>133K likes alreadyThoughts? She overtook Yaogoang by a huge margin
Why do some "people" feel the urge to slurp up everything this company shits out? Sparkxie looks like shit, everyone with half a brain knows this.
Yes. Caelus will use Sparkle's wet holes publicly, forcing every unwanted, unloved worm to watch as he satisfies himself with her
I'm thinking about maybe 60+70mil for 4.0 easily.
>>552391960>popular character get more likes than character no one knows aboutThanks for the insight, likes expert.
so we can safely assume that edostar got retconned to be alice in wonderlandstar, I like alice in wonderland too so I don't mind it but it still stings that the only chance at japanese themed characters in star rail got sunk by the horseface titan
>>552391960Japanese are so cucked is unreal
We are all rolling for Elation battleship
Japs always wanted Sparkle as white hair, this artist predicted it
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>The Japanese are secure in themselves>They should be thin skinned and seething like chinks
>noooooo everyone must be a polshitter and BOYCOTT and rage and seethe at china why is japan like this!!!!
>ledditurds slurping up the slopdesigns and dogshit name>hostile against anyone who criticizes the garbage localization and chinaslopification of edo star for being 'le hecking weebs'Things are never going to get better for hsr, are they?
How do you feel about the fact that so matter how sexy, bratty and slutty Sparkle is in your fantasy she will never be that good in game?
>>552391960Nooooo alts are supposed to be bad and no one wants them!!!!
JP is going to make 4.1 sell like crazy, I love them so much
Is sparxiesie manic pixie dream girl or gamer girl? Or mix of both?
>>552392056>>552392149Same person
>Sparxie
>>552392181Good characters would be good if the designs weren't ai generated
The Japs love it which means it’ll succeed as always
>>552392106lobsterkle...
>Twitter likes You people were gloating about Evernight's numbers and she did mid
The elation battleship looks to be incredible right now, make sure to pull so you aren't left behind
>>552392226Yes, every single person in this thread is the same person (especially whoever posts what you don't like)
Reminder: (you) lost again, Sparxie is a big hit
>>552392323You're all figments of my imagination
Yaoguang looks so good, can't wait to pull
>sparkXIE>chinese sparklethey aren't even hiding the fact that they deleted edo star just to give us more chinkslop
>>552392287according to "estimations" that some random fag made up? fact of the matter is that we don't know shit about sales since they don't publish it, you can only guess, at least twitter likes are what's in front of you, you're not guessing and extrapolating twitter likes, they are just what they are
Mywife love!
[WARNING]Sparxie is not part of Elation exodia. Skip her if you want to build Yae's meta team.
is it true? Japs like Sparxie? They don’t care she’s Chinese now?
>>552392365We'll see how she does in terms of fan art and sales. If she does worse then Hyacine she's a flop
>Dawei chilling on every other genshin and zzz stream when was the last time we got Dawei on a stream?
I'm going to be skipping Yae just like I skipped Rice
>>552392457You are right Sparxie will be Anaxa of 4.X, which is better than exodia.
>>552392410many are saying this
>>552392414>>552392475she's very clearly a reference to the white rabbit from alice in wonderland THOUGH
>>552392414IT'S. JUST. A. RETARDED. TRANSLATION.HER JP AND CN NAMES HAVE FUCKALL TO DO WITH CHINKS, IT'S JUST HER FUCKING KANJI BEING FLIPPED
>>5523924933.0He skipped our last anni stream
>twitter likes matter most now akshuallyAlright
>>5523924933.0, just like how he’ll show up for 4.0
Kafka LOVE!
No one cares about sparkle lmao
We all know no one is skipping elation so let's stop pretending and talk about how much money we are willing to throw down. I will spend about 700 or so.
>>552392592A person who posts worms made this post
>>552392556nothing REALLY matters aside from actual sales numbers, which you'll never see, but the made up estimations and extrapolations are definitely the most worthless, they don't even reflect popular sentiment, they just reflect the numbers some random faggot put in an excel sheet
>>552392550If the "deleted Edo Star" comment didn't tip you off - you just replied to a literal thread tourist, who came here late to shitpost
>>552392550You got baited retard
>>552392605Depending on Yao Guangs animations I may get E2S1, so however much that will be
>>552392550It's worse than that, it just highlights how much the eng localization fucked up.
>>5523926050I have lots of jades since didn't roll anyone but Phainon, Cerydra and Constance last year
>>552392493He just shows up for important shit.New planet for HSR, relaunchs for ZZZ and chinese new year for Genshin
>bro, please spend! We're all going to spend, right?!Why are we being raided by hoyo interns? Gross.
>>552392605I'm going E1S0 or E0S1 whichever makes more sense, not looking to go down more than 100$ really.
>just got off work>SparxieI blame EN fags for this. They’re fine using chinky names like Jing Yuan, Ruan Mei, Jingliu, etc., but then they tried to be cute with "Sparkle" and now it backfires
>>552391820those look like korean letters on her phone though
>>552392605I haven't spent a dime on this game ever since like 3.0. If the game improves and I feel like devs actually care and aren't just phoning it in - I will start spending again. Not looking too good so far
at least base sparkle is getting buffed.
I don't even play anymore but the design still made me sad. Thank fucking god I dropped this shit
Licking Bronya's pussy
>No. 1 "Most Likely Everywhere at Once">「どこにでもいる者」第1位Argenti didn't win the "always popping up in random places" award...
>AI-generated slop design>sparXIEKWABYDOODLEPOW!
>>552392056>japan is responsible for winnie the pooh seethingShut the fuck up WANG lmaooooO!
Will they both work together? Do I need to pull both? I got 20k jades anyways stashed up
>>552392798does that really matter though? like with all alts all the fanart and official interactions with sparkle from now on will be sparxie and the original version will be memoryholed.
>search for Yao Guang on xitter with her japanese name>see a bunch of furry stuff
>The White Rabbit in Lewis Carroll's original Alice in Wonderland books does not have a specific name, but in Tim Burton's 2010 live-action film, he is named Nivens McTwispso what are thinking, should she be named TWISP instead?
>>552392323this but only when I'm ACK>>552392903nigga, never pull .0 units, how many times have we gone through this, they get bricked and powercrept in instants if they're not main push
>>552392903Who fucking cares?
>>552392903Go to sleep retard what are you doing up so late
Therta was a main push and she was still bricked fast
>>552392903>Will they both work together?beta in a few days but leakers said yaoguang is in sparkle's team
>>552392958this is the most poorly used image on the internet, it's become a wojak at this point
82 million for 4.0 from my estimates I think hoyo is back bros
>>552392852
>>552393051Well this is the first Knight she can't 3* without eidolons so she's not really that bad.
>>552393051She worked for 7-8 months that’s already above average for 90% of HSR Units
>>552393071so just like sporgle
>>552391818Don't spoil 6.0 and 8.0 characters...
>Hertayurifags coping as usualLove to see it
I was going to pull for yaoguang if she was chinese and elation but now that she's GYPSIE I don't know if I want to spend jades on her, I might just save up for yae instead
>Herta>yuri
I still want Misha's baby batter inside of me.
>>552392770Just change your game language to spanish and you can have Chispa instead
>herta>yuri
>>552393310that sounds even more retarded
Taiwan
>>552393310kino
>>552392540Am I the only one who thinks hoyoverse has fetish for armpits?
>leaks says "it's time for a really long explanation for future chars"that's it? this generation’s cooked if they think that counts as a long explanation
>>552393303each and every last hag in this game...
>herta>yuriherta is for CAELUS
>>552393220He will carry the anniversary
>>552392457>MetaI don't care why would I skip Sparkle for some HI3 harlot?
The chink general could straight up be a Genshin character and nobody would bat an eyelid
Saying Herta is Yuri is like saying Epstein is yuri
>>552392981>never pull .0 unitsThey aren't giving me a choice I'm not skipping Elation and they already confirmed shitty short hair Yae
>>552393436They are just basically saying Elation is Remembrance 2.Character actually belongs to another path but they get labeled as the new one to sell lightcones.
>>552392540>>552392687>>552392903Who ever the armpits chad among the devs in mihoyo needs a promotion.>>552393432Based mihoyo knows how to attract customers
Little gui and Chispas streaming collab when?
>>552393367it's retarded enough to be funny unlike sparxie
>>552393553And amphoreus was indistinguishable from a genshin region. The general playerbase will slurp it up regardless
Black Swan buff will carry the entire 4.X
i cant wait for the flop desu
>>552393432for all the shit they got in designing characters, they at least deliver on pits, legs and maybe backs
>>552393703This but Jing Yuan buff instead
>>552393764Asta 2 would break HSR sale records
>>552393436>PreservationHe is back to shielding people
>>552393797for the lowest sales
>>552393703Someone told me /hsrg/ loves Swannie. Is this true?
Are you excited for White haired Himeko, Blade and Aventurine?Robin and SW don't change obviously
ah yeah on feminine shoulders too
>>552393836It suits a kind and selfless individual like him
>>552393891>BladeHis design was leaked long agoHe doesn't have white hair
>>552393764Asta 2 would break my Penis
>>552393432You're mentally ill yes
>>552393891Himeko will be the red queen, blade will be mad hatter and churin will be the cheshire cat
Would you?
>>552393940They are fixing everything again so they can still give him white hair
>>552393220>mfw there are retards that still think that Dan Heng is Dan Feng.
>>552393436I still think some of those can be hidden Remembrances. It's not like Remembrance kits can't be sorted into the original paths anyway so no need to label them Remembrance in testing
>>552393891I'm ready for white-haired Sampo
>>552394049>obese>black tier assyuck
>>552394078Only Renhengfags
Sparxie isn't Sparkle. Her name is Spar Xie. She is Chinese girl, not a honey bee.
>>552393310Original should have always been Chispitas and this one should have been Centella.
>>552394161The fact that those retards are still making excuses in spite of the game shooting all of them down is impressive.
Sparxie sounds kinda cute ngl
Tell me about the chinese, why do they love white hair
I hope 4.X story will be more silly and less serious, obv. not banana 2.8 silly, but less serious than amphoreus.
>>552393797>>552393960Segs with Asta
>>552394295My working thesis is it goes back to Sephiroth.
>>552394406It will be less serious than Amphoreus automatically because it will not involve the universe exploding and being remade.
Hanabi more like Hanableach
>>552394210Sporkle should have been Petarda so Sporkle SP can be Chispitas
>the Dahlia this patch>Next patch it's two limited Female charactersJesus Christ why are HSR devs keeps pandering to gooners and incels?Why are they afraid to release back to back limited males? Don't they want diverse audience?
1/6 Hibana pieces complete
>>552394295I can't believe we got Phaidei thanks to Lan's fetish
you got 3 free 5* males
>>552394735>PetardaThat name would be a bit too on the nose with her personality
>>552394760Double male patch in 4.1, have fun
>>552394760Dont worry game is turboflopping so they are paying for it
>>552394776EXPLODE
>>552394760Do you want the game to die?
sparxie aka sparkle+pixie
>>552394914This is my first 35+ CV piece in HSR and I’m a day1 player with 0 missed logins
>>552394948>not Pickleswasted opportunity
>>552394776I've spent everything on that set since it came out and I still haven't gotten a fire orb or atk rope with both crits on it not even a 3-liner that rolled into it.
It is kinda bleak there's no new male main push purely because I want the annoying Phainonfags to jump to another cock already
>>552395083I'm choosing to not trust leakers. I'm manifesting Sampo as the 3rd 4.x main push, it WILL happen
>>552394760>pandering to gooners and incels>put Spar Xie Jinping in a (poorly designed) burka and cover up every ounce of skin that could possibly be fetishizedThey're pandering to femcel ledditors
[4.0 spoilers]Sparxie revealing her true identity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA >I-i don't care! It's not that bad! I'm s-still pulling anyway!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >S-s-xhe's getting tons of likes on twitter!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>552395083I would have been a Phainonfag if he had be for (You) like Cyrene instead of being a homo
>>552393051...and then you woke up
Herta is dyke tainted so real waifufags don't want her that's the reason for her low fanart count
>>552394760>pandering to gooners and incelsThese designs pander only to the blind and the retarded, no red blooded male gets excited with Transnon and Grannyparkle
>>552395043Been farming it since its release too.I have 12 double crits (+3’d all relics), out of which 2 are atk ropes and one is a fire orb. I only +15’d the rope I posted, am waiting for beta before I start leveling the rest.Need to pray she doesn’t scale off of hp/def or want an err rope.
>>552395393>if he had be for (You) But he is?
Will nuSporgle design make it difficult for fanarts? Not only is she queen of hearts or alice bunny themed, but she also has additional shit like braids
do you retards even realize that if males were more profitable, dan heng 3 wouldn't be free? archer wouldn't be free? it's like your brains have been stolen and replaced with pop corn
>>552395556Only if you are a cuck
>introduces black tier ass hag>immediately flops>lost to fucking ZZZ of all games
>>552395569Don't point this out.
>>552395602Uhhhhhhh, Yanqing would NOT say this
>>552395393Phainon has pretty strong selfinsert bait if you want him to be thatmuh "hero of my heart" shtick
>sometimes Aha disguises THEMself as a mortal for funsiesDibs on who it is gonna be?
So we're skipping because the .0 characters were bad last time? How do you know they'll be bad again?
>La mancha and SampoWill Giovanni be playable at the end of the year
I'm afraid that Columbina is going to gigamog Sparxie
Reminder back in december 2024 mihoyo made more money with 3 games compared to december 2025Reminder january 2025 also made more money with 3 games, and this january is all shaping to make even less
do they actually have the balls to do edgy designs instead of the usual "lol I’m a jester, I'm so random"
>>552395602are all yankek posters obsessed with black dick
This could have been Hanami from Edo Star but commie sissy leaders murdered her
Konhibana~My girlfriend is so cute
>>552395548I actually finally got one just now after complaining but it all went into speed
>>552395696>this time it will be different Nah lolMaybe the chink will be part of the Elation pushed team but Sparkle is fucked because she will be a DPS and Yae will outclass her
>>552395696I'm skipping because I don't like any of them and I'm not interested in playing future rail with the supports that support no one right now
>>552395716>ineffa instead of skirk>going toe to toe with endfieldrest in piss, flopbina.
SPARKXIE
>>552391738>Sparxie>ShunnagookCHINESE STYLE-ONLY LMAO
>>552395693Remember the non existent foot prints?
>>552395775konfauna
>SPARKLE>AND FUCKING BLACK SWANYOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY REBALABNCING THE CHARACTERS THAT ARE BARELY A YEAR OLD WHERE THE FUCK IS GEPARD OR BAILU OR SEELE OR ARGENTI OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THAT ACTGUALLY FUXKING NEED TO BE FIXED FROM BEING DOGSHITKILL AND BEHEAD AND RAPE ALL THESE STUPID DEVS
>>552395716Will yuribrowns still claim Bina after she flops?
>>552395749You already know the answer. The devs will never take any actual risks when it comes to the character designs/writing
>>552395859>cucklings
>>552395859I miss Fauna...
>>552395792At least it’s speed which could be useful, we’ll see in ~3.5d
>>552395696Im skipping 4.0 (and 4.x as a whole) if it turns out as shit as it's looking right now
We support the People's Republic of China (also known as the legitimate representative of the chinese people) and their noble goal of reuniting with the province of Taiwan here
>>552395930I'm not a unicorn
>>552395696I'm skipping because I don't want to roll more lightcones and I'm skipping Le Spark because I don't like Sparkle as a whole.
I feel second hand embarrassment for SparxieNice Not Japan turned chink at the last second hsrkeks
Predict the following names:>Blade>Silver Wolf>Himeko>RobinI assume Aventurine will be Kakavasha so not mentioned
>>552395834No one is playing EOSfield bro
>>552394760Fuckin true.Look on how phainon break records.Why can't dawei understand that it brings a lotta money when a game is made for everyone.Look at ZZZ. They give a lotta shits but barely on the red because they keep releasing female characters.
>>552391738>Sparxie>ShunnagookNO MORE JAPANESE NAMES LMAO
>>552396065>Knife>White Hot Dog>Kohime>Nibor
>>552395696Every unit is to some degree a mystery because some of their strength relies on the qualifications of their aftersales. Sometimes aftersales skyrockets a unit to reach the potential of their e2s1 at e0s0 and sometimes the aftersales is 25% better than some 4 star brick. There's way too much variance in performance that you can't see when you roll the characrers.Nobody can say if they will be strong or weak, but that is already enough reason not to pull them, because the main push will definitely not be weak.
>>552396065>BladeYingxing>Silver WolfXilver Xolf>HimekoXimexo>RobinXoxin
La chispi
>>552395834>ineffa instead of skirkThis is good though
>>552395696im skipping them because they are shit designwise
Hanabi/Hibana is a fan favourite character.
>>552391738>SPARXIEWhy the chinks fears the KIMONO?
https://files.catbox.moe/a6f3gn.mp4
>>552395921At least seele and argenti were good at their releases sparkle and black swan were shit from day 1
There's no way they're debuting Elation path without giving us at least one elation unitEither Yaoguang or Chispa will be free
>>552396287That's Miss Sparxie though
>>552396372EMC?
>KonhibanaA vtuber or streamer would use Konbana. Konhibana is too long
>>552395834>ineffa instead of skirkIneffa gets gigabuffed with and gigabuffs TransbinaThey put her there knowing that everyone that skipped her will need to pull her now too
>>552396117>im trying all the upcoming high budget gachasloppas in the hopes one of them replaces hsr for me. I've sunk costed long enough.
>>5523963724* elation character drip tomorrow trust
>>552396426still no mention of EMC coming in 4.0
>>552396287they'll force ueda reina to do livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-MEkt5bXnM
>>552392106Her planar showed her having white hair so yeah
>>552395354I was always going to roll for my wife
I genuinely like Sparkle Blanco
>>552396430Say that to Konbandododo
Hey guys, Genkek here.I heard of today's massacre, my condolences...I'll rub one in honor of one of the best Hoyo design in recent years on your behalf too.
>>552396515I cannot imagine how they can turn TB getting Elation into anything relevant to the storyIf TB just gets it because he wins that tournament of become Aha for a day or whatever, it's going to be lame as fuck
would you like to see my flower vases with phainon in the middle
only hibana subscribers can post here
I genuinely dislike everything I've seen from Planarcadia thus far
>>552396694Yes
https://youtube.com/shorts/4Y0XvEsDzd4Yanqing SP. Now.
>>552396676
>>552391738>SparxieChinks are such fucking cuck losers its unreal
>>552396741okay
>>552396515We dont have the kits for the new characters either, we can only rule it out when those arrive. All leaktrannies are useless at this point
>>5523959212.0 was two years ago
They should have gone with Sparkler.
>>552396854Funny you think these characters are finished to the point you can play with them in the beta
>still no seele on my accwill she be redeemable like RM
>>552396765>(old)what did they mean by this?
>>552396845You need to get purple and yellow hyacinthis
>>552396960Seeleele will come to, trust the planeele!
>>552397013original sparkle
>>552397013Sprinkle is a hag
>>552396845That's a bug
>>552395921because these devs are niggertards and only want money. hsr is somehow their lowest effort game and biggest cashcow. belobog characters won't sell, penacony will.
Hibana's manager/brother (boyfriend)? me
>"REMEMBRANCE IS A BRAND NEW PATH FOR CHARACTERS IN HSR">"WE WILL BE SEEING MORE CHARACTERS FOLLOWING THIS PATH IN THE FUTURE!">there are currently ZERO (0) remembrance characters in the 4.0 patch cycle>there is ONE remembrance 4*, Mr. Reca, who is a holdover from 2.X series, is delayed, and may end up getting released at some point in 4.XHSR is so anti consumer its fucking funnywe're gonna get a new path every patch and every patch is going to last a year, which means having to roll a whole new slew of lightcones, even more pool bloat AND the easiest time in the world to force you to roll new metaamphoreus wasn't just a warning, it was a fucking death knell
>black Swan buffactually I always loved Black swan
>>552394776What if she uses HP or DEF main stat just to fuck with us because lmao elation
>>552397170>>552397148I can't believe sparkle is expired despite being 136cm...
>>552397275>manager/brother/father
>>552396765I have E6 sparkle, what am I in for?
they have completely butchered the structure that this game started out with. paths don't matter. breaking enemies don't matter. dot being backloaded doesn't matter. they've been releasing new characters to break the game's own rules since the very beginning with silver wolf, and the degree to which these rules are broken keeps getting higher and higher.
>>552396765HAG SPARKLE CONFIRMEDSPARKLE 3 IN EDO STAR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>552397292fact of the matter is that you shitposting doomjeet faggot raiders will shitpost regardless, if they don't add new paths then it's "oh no no no they're not adding new paths dead game maintenance mode until eos" if they add new paths then it's "oh no no no these new paths need new builds now so anti consumer maintenance mode until eos", go and eat some cow dung ranjeet
Yuri general
>>552395556>>552395674He's not exclusively for (You) like FF and Cyrene
>>552397501Your just mad because you wanted dot and break to stay fundamentally bricked forever you critslop apologist
SUPER BREAK IS A BRAND NEW PLAYSTYLE FOR CHARACTERS IN HSR">"WE WILL BE SEEING MORE CHARACTERS FOLLOWING THIS PLAYSTYLE IN THE FUTURE!">there are currently ZERO (0) Super Break characters in the 3.0 patch cycle>there is ONE Super break, Constance, who is a holdover from 2.X series, is delayed, and may end up getting released at some point in 3.XPenacony wasn’t just a warning, it was a fucking death knell.
>>552397601Yuri general
Arlan SP will save the game
>>552397536Who the FUCK would 'complain' about there being no new paths? NOBODY FUCKING WANTED NEW PATHS IN THE FIRST PLACETHEY HAVEN'T EVEN DELIVERED ON MAKING GOOD CHARACTERS FROM THE PATHS WE ALREADY FUCKING HAD
>>552397292>>552397501It's an Honkai game.Post the Honkai Impact 3rd webm with the power levels rising.
>>552397664>ranjeet just repeats the same shitpost againyou don't play this game
>>552397504Xhe has a pussy
>>552397501anons who rolled acheron, even worse, rolled E2S1 destroyed hsr endgame.before acheron the only problems hsr had was weak 4* units and harmony being the metafag path.
>>552397504post more please
>>552397707>BLOODY BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEEM PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAAAAAFTkill yourself shitrat rapejeet
They really are going forward with the amusement park planet huh? This game really is donezo
I was stroking it to Sparkle like I usually do. I'd opened /vg/ to post about it like I, again, usually do. What greeted me - Sparkxie - was the ugliest roadkill looking design I've ever seen in my entire life, targeted at 15 year old girls with kangel profiles and vtumor watching salarymen. My cock went flaccid almost immediately. I've never been softer in my entire life. And I don't have any feeling down there anymore. I'm slapping it around furiously.... no response. I got erectile dysfunction just from seeing hibana. On top of that, it seems as though my sperm cell count has fallen to ZERO.
>>552397664op here TRUEDAHLIA SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING SUPER BREAK REMEMBRANCESHE'S A FUCKING CREMATOR
>>552397884This except now I stroke it to both sparkles fucking eachother
>>552397871>>552397884good morning saars, don't forget to redeem the needful google play cards
I flopped hard
>>552397707these shitposters don't realize that adding new paths doesn't even fucking matter. it's literally classes. we had heal supports, shield supports, debuffers and buffers and then 3 types of dps. we don't need new fucking paths to make unique characters. just don't talk to these fucking baiters i don't know.
>>552397984Every male...
>>552397884Maybe Sparxie will be extra needy and bratty.
>>552398008>wifeliu
>sparxie is literally Ame-chankino, the haters just keep losing
>>552397992I have never seen a gacha general that kisses the boot as much as this place does. /gig/ might be a cesspool but they dont do this. /zzz/ is dead, but they actively hate their devs.its only here where niggers get shat on and then ask dawei for more
>>552398034I don't want that roadkill near me... I'm scared.
>>552398092so she browses 4chan or 2ch?
Yo, Baseball Bat Ninja! Taiwan.
>>552397961Based cockslurper+5 yuan has been deposited into saar's account
>>552398183Who is this character? I don't recognize her...
>>552398143>its only here where niggers get shat on and then ask dawei for morefirepags and analphoreus "enjoyers" are insane
>>552398206>YOU ARE THE FUCKING SAARnot gonna play your brown cia game jeet
>nooo you can’t have a dedicated summoner class even though summoner classes are usually separated from other classes in RPG games and require specific fine tuning from other classes
>>552398183I miss Japanese character designs. Everything is going to be chikified now.
>>552398143i'd think them to all be bots, but no, i've known and still DO know people in real life who act like this. it's because people make a game part of their personality and any attack on the game becomes on attack on them. that or stockholm syndrome or sunk cost i don't know.
>cutefly out of NOWHERE
>>552398143>its only here where niggers get shat on and then ask dawei for moreDING DING DING That's the target audience of HSR and the reason why the game will never be higher effortThe only hope is that some more passionate 4 niggas in a row game comes to replace it
>>552397992>>552398143not a problem in fgo btw, the new classes still could use the same LCs as all the others
>"Hey there, Galactic Baseballer, welcome to the stream! I'm your good friend, Sparxie~ Are you ready for a day overflowing with dopamine? The world is full of sparkle, so don't forget to shine brightly just like Sparxie!">Thumbs up! Follow! Stream! Views! Party till the world ends!>Sparxie and Sparkle, the Mask and the Fool are fundamentally the same.>Whoever is seen, whoever is liked, is the correct answer!==========>Aha! A special shout-out to Sparxie for winning:> No. 1 "Planarcadia Highlight Reel Machine" > No. 1 "Most Likely Everywhere at Once"
>>552398143>>552398365>you have to hate the devs!!!>but not blizzard>blizzard is flawless+5 google play cards
>>552398370pagfly*
>>552398358Just play the 1000’s of Japanese gacha games.
>>552398387i love hanami
>>552398385Yeah but hsr is alive while fgo is done
>>552398092Why can't the Chinese copy something cool, like Warhammer?
>>552397992>>552398143not a problem in gardenscapes btw
>>552397707I think new paths are cool "but but the LC, the innovation, the the'' who cares, I'm F2P and ever since 1.6 I was able to clear every single game more, even the high simulated universe dificulty levels, the only people that complain about new paths being a money scam are the ones who spend money in gacha games
I'm playing Danganronpa V3
>>552395927>will never take any actual risksSaying this right when Amphoreus and Cyrene are filtering third of its players, specifically because devs didn't care in the slightest about making it safe and accessible for dumb people (most gacha players), is just straight insane.
>>552398512FGO will be above HSR in revenue this month and its going to be fucking funny when the supposed alive game makes less money than a game that literally ended
Total Madam Herta love
>>552398615not a problem on fgo
>>552397992remember in 1.0, lightcones used to account for 5 - 13% damage increasein 2.0 lightcones went from 10 - 23% damage increaselightcones right now are anywhere from 14% - 43% damage increase
If Planarcadia is as underwhelming as it's looking I think I will be free from gachaslop this year finally
>>552398624She's too good for this kusoge
Dont worry, we can always play a japanese gacha game like Fate Grand Order if things get too bad, that game will never have an ending!
>>552398569You can't play it safer than solving every problem with the power of love.It's just that the setup suggested some kind of ancient Greek tragedy which is where the expectations for a better plot came from. Instead it turned into some pink elf muh 33 bazillion years of suffering pityfest shit. Plato must be rolling in his grave.
<3 Teasing Honkais that their girlfeets smell like stinky ranch dressing and watching them get SUPER butthurt and flustered! <3 A silly little joke comparison will RUIN THEIR DAY! Girls do NOT like to be reminded about how their cute stinky smelly girlfeets smell like ranch dressing! <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 I love cheesy vinegary ranch dressing stinky smelly girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <
floprene wishes she was actually popular like sparkle and didn't need to be botted and boosted by mihomo.
>>552398531it actually is a problem, playrix keeps shitting out updates that reduces the amount of moves you get to clear a level while giving most stages a bullshit layout that can't be cleared without paying for extra moves unless you luckshit bombs out the ass
Wow shes getting lots of art
Thanks for the tingyun thread
>>552398719firefly isnt a problem on fgo
>>552398809What's the point of popularity if it can only guaranteed you a second half SP that will be crept by the anniversary unit inmediately after.Only being dev pet matters
>>552398858>a real gardenGODfvvrk...
>>552398569I said they don't take risks when it comes to character design/writing, not that they don't take risks in general. Amphoreus was a departure, but the characters themselves are by and large played by the book by gacha standards
>>552398858shut up mydeimosu
>>552398809lel
Sparkxie has just surpassed Cipher in fanarts. what the fuck
>>552398890We love Hanami
Thanks for the Herta new year
>GODrene out of nowhere
cameraman and anal worm general
>>552398615saber 2 flopped
>everyone is just ignoring the retarded rename and just putting new sparkle fanart with her OG namelol
>>552398957mega shilled and barely 20% better
>>552398957>boorubuxmeme metric
>>552399050this shit is so fucking stupid it's like how the new shitty herta design started flooding herta's tag on danbooru.
>>552398890well, yeah of courseidk why anons here wanted Vtuber design #98 instead of this jester bunny mix
>>552397828https://twitter.com/goodnicerice/status/2006739618503471219Watch this for the full first person experience of fucking trannynon
/hig/troon and bringing Cyrene into the discussion, name a better duo
>>552398957boosted/botted by elysialover what's your point?
Sparxie won
>>552399042mate we only have lingsha and fugue reruns for this monthI wont be surprised if we fall below nikke again
>SPARKLED RAW
>>552399139rent free
what is the reason we don't get unique non human designs in HSR?
Sparxie raped me...
>>552399353we're hoyo's laziest game
why does she have to be a chink? why can't she be a gook instead?
>>552399353firefly didnt sell well enough for /m/nobody bought the furries
>streamer and vtuberPredict her offscreen manager who is also secretly her boyfriend
>>552399353Screwllum soon
Sparxie is a cute name I'm warming up to it desu
>sparkxie
>>552399409sparkle is using a shrine maiden outfit, desu.
>Sparxie is Queen of hearts theme>Cerydra is Chess themeWould be cool if they both work together since we know Sparxie is a dps. Add in Silver Wolf and get a whole team full of game themed characters.
I love my girlfriend Phainon
>>552399353Because HSR wants money
>>552399431It's going to be us unironically, we will be roped in to make her a star to spread Elation or some shit
>>552399431>vtuberwhy are you pulling shit out of your ass
Mobile gaming revenue total for 2025HSR comes in 1st place followed by LaDS and Genshin
>>552399353We're the marketable one. Meaning we must be safe and inoffensive. That's why when we were introduced to a world at war and actively being invaded, all sense of danger and seriousness was immediately thrown out the window because of a stupid fucking flying pink thing.
>>552399503Caelus...
>>552398143>Playing and constantly posting about a game you hate is actually a GOOD thing
>>552398957OWNED that chispa freakazoid
this game is so fucking shit but i've spent too much money to quit
Sparxie owes me elation
Sex with lava chicken chan and lava chicken chan poster
>>552399563FVARK GOD RAIL DOES IT AGAIN
>>552399632she'll jerk you off for a sub
>>552395921>GEPARD OR BAILUStandarts>SEELE OR ARGENTIIrrelevant, even when put next to Black Swan>OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THAT ACTGUALLY FUXKING NEED TO BE FIXEDIt's a popularity and relevancy contest
>>552399042i see a lot of np5. also have her at np5.
What's the science behind salesposting popping up during SEA prime time/euroid morning?
>>552399818seiba or seiba (false)?
how come hsr has to be censored but not zzz?how come hsr has to remove all japanese references, characters and content but not zzz?
>>552399563why is lads so profitable
>low quality models>low effort put into talking animations>boring story>three (3) skins, one of them is for a weapon>HP inflation and powercreep>black tier ass>muh remembrance and retcons>4.x hype is disrupted by china-japan situationIt's over...
Anaxa is so goddamn lucky
>>552399870tummy
>>552399870>takes 8 months for HSR to buff two (2) characters>ZZZ buffed 6 in one go, gave new animations, and is buffing 2 more next patchthe HSR team simply does not care and anyone defending them is a cocksucking slurper
>>552399353Ugly, niche and makes no money
>>552399929yumes are...........................strong........................................
I hate Euro coins and notes. I want to go back to 2025.
>>552399870>Black tier ass*Taps the sign*
>>552399870Sparxie is wearing a Japanese shrine maiden outfit.
What’s the correlation between doomjeets and shills shilling their slop here 24/7. Are they paid?
>>552399982this is the cocksucking slurpers general
>>552400038bulgarbro..
>>552399929lonely femcels masturbating to their fictional bf dominating them
>>552399870They have to try harder since zzz is not as popular
>>552400071not a problem on /fgog/
>>552398957Someone post that shot of the posting statistic. The one where like 95% of her art comes from a single person
you know what, fuck it. not like hsr is worth playing right now
>WAAA WHY IS THIS SO SAFE HORN—HSR is a game for employed people who play it in public, nobody would wanna play a porn game in public
>>552399845Burgers are too rich to live vicariously through imaginary money
>>552400038bulgariansis...
>>552399563What do niggas even roll for in fgo? Literal pngs
https://files.catbox.moe/gt4ciz.jpg
>>552399563>Anime mobile games>Pokemon not included which would be an instant #1>But lads is animeLmeow
>"sparxie">downgraded design>she's a subhuman streamoid nowyep that's a skipvery hyped for 4.x hahainb4>le more time to le save
Damn ZZZ must be flopping extra hard if they’re shilling it that aggressively /here/
>>552399963Tsundere vs. tsundere has always been based. See also: Okabe/Kurisu, Gin/Tsukuyo, Ed/Winry, etc.
>>552400116Okay I lied about the coins. I like the new coins' designs, they're basically the same as the old ones just in euro.Notes are shit and the conversion rate is even worse, so prices are schizo shit like 1.17 euro for a can of monster.
>>552400360>downgraded design>she's a subhuman streamoid nowher design and that lore was on the new planar set with her face and lore on itbaka
>4.x will launch in fucking februaryholy shit this game is dead
>>552400360What, you don't like streamers? Your vtumors? Your needy streamer overload? Your annoying pick me streamer whores? You no like?
>Also, all main pushes in 4.x will be female characters.Wtf phainon really flopped that hard?
why is this jeet from India doomposting off cooldown? We heard you already
>>552400491Make sure to renew your Express Pass!
>>552400382We don't care about getting subhumans to play our gameFlaunting quality content on abandonware slop players is too fun to miss out on :3
>>552399527arent we managing Little Gui's pussy already
>>552399353Sovlless, extremely safe slop for the widest possible audience. This is the curse of being the most profitable game within hoyo's slop churning system. The cash cow will be milked for all its worth until revenue starts dropping. Only after the game starts cratering will they put in any effort or budget
More drip tomorrow?
>>552400491imagine how nice it would be to have 4.x launch on the holidays so people could actually have time to enjoy it without the worries of work yes i know most gacha players are retarded neetoids
>waking up 4pmim so fucked up
>>552400575Agreed, why would white people play a brown game like ZZZ, a game aimed at subhumans.
>>552400673*smooch smooch* we love you brosis
Goodbye, HSR. This game is finished. It’s seriously just low-effort updates now—there’s no soul in it anymore. It’s the exact same situation Genshin was in a while back. They’ve become the kings of turn-based gacha games, and now they’ve gotten way too complacent.
>>552400682>no uUh oh subhuman xelty
>>552400673why are you asian
>>552398772It didn't fixed any problems, the micro-universe have still ended, everyone have died, and the symbolism and fanservice is not to be taken directly. The difference was that it now had a meaning, that is the "win".And "Love" being an ultimate answer is a main theme for quite a lot of philosophical or religious works.For example, The Seventh Seal (1957). I liked some parallels of it with HSR, though it is obviously darker as the main character has never found that answer, he was always only close, especially when he bought time for the family by flipping the table, and was talking about 'remembering' and deeply treasuring every small moment of that happy dinner with travelers, the taste of the milk, their faces (remembrance is portayed there the same as love, like in hsr's philosophy). Great movie. But you're required to have at least slight thought to enjoy, or for it to affect you as a conversation with the author. It's the same with HSR.
>>552400481it being previously hinted doesn't make it any better>>552400512me no like
>>552400491>releases after the biggest release of the yearkekyPOW
>—Nigga is using ChatGPT to generate his doomposts now lmao
>>552394801>>552394295Nanook has white hair too and Phainon is simulating Destruction...
>>552400531yep they made millions of trailers for him, shilled super hard in the story, and have a complete wheelchair of harmony reruns and firefly skin only for him to barely beat sunday, another flop that mihomo considers to have underperformed massively.
>>552400720I don't
MY BESTO FRIENDO SPARXIEXIE CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>552400720*mwah*good "morning" bwo
>>552400759>it being previously hinted doesn't make it any betterThis is true, I thought you were taking it differently (muh it was changed cause CCP when it wasnt)
>>552400575>Zzz a game literally aimed at brown and black people who likes black tier asses>Calling someone else subhuman Lmeow
>>552400793What exactly is making you niggas equate Endfield to the likes of GTA 6?Do you think ANY normie is patiently waiting for arknights Endfield to drop so they can roll gacha characters?Is this collective mass delusion?
Now that the dust has settled, how can we retain the hype for ZZZ?
>>552400759>me no like
>sporkletranny keeps crying about vtubers non stop for years>sporkle becomes a vtuberLMAOOOOOO
>>552400876come sit in my lap lil sis
>>552400964You are a brown /vmg/ subhuman who doesn't play any of these games though
>>552401003who aren't you quoting?
What "mainstream" gacha should I play instead of HSR?Thinking about waiting for Azur promilia
Sparxhe will flop and slop
Is anyone actually happy with the current state of HSR? These past few weeks have really shown that without the beta, there's basically no content.
>>552400987The jpGODS have spoken… they like Sporgle and want her as their vtumor
>>552400987I tried watching a few streams of ZZZ to check it out but it just looks so mindbogglingly boring that I just can't be bothered
>>552401090Trickcal
>>552401047pow! owned that pag!
>>552401010i'm not a sis
>>552401010*bro
>>552400736>especially when he bought time for the family by flipping the table...And more importantly saying "it was worth it", despite knowing he is absolutely doomed.
>>552401090FGO
>>552401047kek pushed eulatroon off a building
>>552400987How the fuck? The robot idol mogs the shit out of sparxie. Japs have a shit taste
>>552400987>Kill HSR to try to make zzz succeed>They flopped again>Also you killed HSR for nothingMihoyo financial decisions are truly baffling
>>552400987KEKYPOW brvtal mogging by the ‘target audience’ nonetheless
>>552400038You'll get used to it eventually bulgariaGOD
only chispa you pandering will save 4.X because all the xianzhou girls are cuckbait by default.
>>552401193>>552401175did I stutter?
>>552401196I thought it ended recentlyunless they're somehow bullshiting part 3
>>552400682>>552400964>so mad zhe replied twicekeka>>552401047PWNED THAT FREAKAZOID
>>552401196I'd rather play an alive game
>>552401090I really hope I like azur promilia but I just know the basebuilding/farming shit is going to stop me from enjoying it.
>>552401272>unless they're somehow bullshiting part 3they've gotta be, lasagna wouldnt let a crazy revenue stream die like that
>>552401090CZN
>>552400987lmao the poor ZZZbrown (singular) is raging hard after being BTFO’d by this
>>552400810iirc one of the files in aiw says Hunt is only destined to end in destruction as well. lan x nanook canon
>>552401304not a problem on fgo
>>552391738My mind is Sparxing
>>552401272It's entering maintenance mode so it can still get some money from players in denial
>>552400964>this is what zzzfags masturbate togrim
>>552401270
>>552401090don't play gacha you retard. this is your chance to quit.
Why do Japs love the new Sparkle tho, they’re eating it up like crazy. Is it because she looks like a shrine maiden?
>>552401363
>>552401457hop on *chu*
>>552401119The ccp shills seem satisfied with the direction of edo star
>>552401457Mikefly my beloved
>>552401471They are alice in wonderland pilled on sight
>>552401471Because japan is utterly and beyond cucked
>>552401471She looks like Alice in Wonderland and Japs love shit like that, and Paris too for some reason
>>552401471>>552398092
>>552401459nobody's going back to playing wow, give it a rest
>>552401090Ananta if you can self insert as a BVLL
We love Spudkle here
>>552401471gacha playing japs are kind of subhuman if you haven't noticed.
>>552401676me after raping her since her launch day
Ignoring the black tier asses for a second, why is ZZZ, an urbanslop streetcore vijdagoyme, getting more sci-fi esque character designs than Honkai Star Rail, a sci-fantasy space game?The most sci-fi designs we have are Firefly, Boothill and TECHNICALLY Xueyi, and even then Boothill is a fucking cowboy not a "traditional" sci-fi cyborg, and Xueyi looks like a normal human person when she's not damaged and her electronic internals revealed.Does Himeko's space laser count as sci-fi? I guess.Why does ZZZ have so many more robots and so much more futuristic stuff than us?Why the fuck does the majority of our playable cast use pathstrider magicks to do battle instead of anything you'd see in the space age?
Discord trannies were raiding and doomposting, but sparxie saved the day.
I have white hair fatigue
>>552401717star rail is space fantasy, not scifi
>>552401457I bet this one would look good in a white swimsuit
>>552401695Nah subhumans are definitely the leeches aka SEA and Europe (not NA we NA Gods contribute)
GLORY TO THE XIANZHOU ALLIANCEXIANZHOU ALLIANCE ICHIBANRAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>552401717ZZZ has always been a post apocalyptic scifi game. You just fell for the urbantranny shilling.
>>552401717>Ignoring the black tier asses for a second,No, no I don't think I will
>>552401758they're still here
>>552401638mmos are also a big waste of time. and yet that doesn't make gacha games any better.
>(not NA we NA Gods contribute)
>>552401815Phainon said this
>>552401882don't care about your pilpul, not playing blizzshart games
>>552397536>>552397536>>552397849>>552398424lol you are literally too retarded to function in society
Once again, she won...
Peach love
spadekle won bigly
>we NA GODS
>>552401717hsr is space fantasyzzz is scifi+wuxia, the urban part bombed.
>Footslut character>New version covers her feetThis is so dumb. Will be interesting to see if this ends up biting them in the ass. Seems like nips don't really give a fuck.
>>552402017>the club, diamonds and hearts don't countyou are mentally ill.
>>552401957you are literally a brown skinned rat shilling on behalf of the cia
>>552402071He’s American, they have their brains attuned to BBC motifs
>>552402143I'm american and I recognize when I see THAT form of mental illness though
>>552393525Because HI3 is better, and Sparkle is technically a HI3 harlot as well
>>552402143NaGODS WARPED YOU
>>552402115post your hand brownoid
It’s so infuriating that ZZZ gets both a robot and an idol while we didn’t even get loli Cyrene. Why do we have to suffer like this? Why do the devs hate us so much?
>first we get a black tier ass character with a spade at the tip of her tail>now we get a japanese character that use spades as her symbollol
>>552402071So is she meant to be the White Rabbit? I wonder if there will be more Alice motifs in planarcadia characters
>>552392457my E6S5 sparkle 2 will be enough
>>552401951why do you NEED a live service game to play? mmos, gacha, blizzard games (hero shooters?) what is this mental illness called?
they won't release screwllum btw
>>552402071Why her name only has the spade?
CheevosGOD ww@? Pls post your cheevos hunt, I need some motivation.
>>552402228>YOU ARE THE FUCKING SAARyou shitrats literally only have one script>QUIT GACHASHIT SAAR EOS SAAR PLAY WOW SAAR>fuck off jeet>YOU ARE THE FUCKING SAARevery day>>552402295still don't care, not playing blizzshart slop
>>552402270>So is she meant to be the White Rabbit?That's what it looks like yeah
I speak for everyone when I say sci-fi turds are not the target audience.Go play arknights or something.
>>552402270I can't wait for Tweedle Blade and Tweedle Wolf
>>552402335It's an exclamation point
>>552402335S-S-S-SHUT UP!!!!
>>552402348Based putting the Ranjeets in their place
>>552402063I will be skipping her. How dare they censor her feet!
>>552402296>the ass is blackThe schizo was right?
Everyone add blizzard and saar to their filter lists.
>>552402296screwllum doesn't have a black tier robutt
>>552402296why did this make me hard
What did Indians do to deserve so much hatred. They’re people with feelings too
Imagine if they gave Herta a 5* alt and she had huge tits, that's how fucked up Sparxie is having covered feet.
>>552402348lol malding transjeet
>>552402335>forcing your mental illness
Anons, reply to this post with the shit you are dissatisfied about HSR atm.
>>552399139They can also bring Sparkle into the discussion because she was sent to the dead dyke game
>>552402296To be honest, I'm so jealous of ZZZ. If HSR had a robot girl this cute, I’d E6 her without a second thought.
>>552402574They look like feces.
they should give Herta a 5* alt with a spade
>>552402574they shit on the streets like they shit on the internet and they are everywhere. they also are trying to add the caste system to the tech industry in americathey are literally cancer. maybe if they weren't such shit we wouldn't care
>>552402347Grinded like 600 achievements in 3 days the week after Cyrene’s drip.
Caterinabros... Obsidiansisters...
Sparxies small hat looks stupid
>>552402641rent free
>>552402574As you see zoomers worship blacks as you can se for their love for black tier asses, have you see how no one barely call anyone "niggers" nowadays?Now that they cant hate on blacks they hate the closest thing to blacks which are indians instead
>>552402420these doomjeets are way too easy to spot>>552402606>YOU ARE THE FUCKING SAAR (again)*yawn*
The spiritual sales analists don't play any game btw
>>552402574>Indians>people
Sparkle and Sparxie will be onscreen at the same time and it'll be a bigger plot twist than all of Amphoreus.
>>552402639sparkxie
>>552402710suggabros...
>>552402806predicted in her schizo trailer
>>552402639I had to spend 162 pulls to get E0S0 Ye Shunguang in Yenless Yone Yero and now I'm left with only like 80 pulls and probably won't be able to afford the idolsSimilarly I got over 250 pulls saved up in HSR but I'm worried about not getting Sparxle and Juao Thwang because they both need their CONES
>>552402806Rent free
>>552402574Indian women are hot
>>552402806
>>552402347>>552402695nice, I have less than half of total, I need to at least read what they require since I might have missed some by mistake
>>552402639the name "sparxie", i hate trannylators
>>552402750>we I mean they are poor victims saar
>>552402639terrible relic systemlousy cutscene + animation qualityextremely unnecessarily verbose dialogno co-opinsane powercreep especially with eidolons (go check genshin and zzz dupes and see how laughably weak they are compared to hsr's 300% increase at e2)
>>552402063>>552402458Good. Next thing they need to do is add shoes to Clara and Yunli.
>>552402639Black tier assesStop killing the game mihoyo you retarded fucks you already killed genshin with it
people are starting to catch up to me on gardenscapes leaderboard but i don't have life points left to clear stages
sparkledoll meme trascended barriers. Will sparxie manage to do the same
>>5524026392 elation characters in a row and I already bricked myself with Dahlia and her cone
>>552402897
>>552402639I don't like that currency wars proved they can make non-meta units stronger, but they choose not to because of greed. himeko being a bit stronger, or saber being a bit stronger. it wouldn't kill their revenue
>>552402249I just want some cute monster girls with cute tails, but even that is apparently too much for a 'space' game...
>>552402806there's like 10 sporgles on screen in monodrama, at this point everyone expects that she should be able to do a shadow clone jutsu at least
I think Cyrene should've had a global passive.
>>552402806TB already did it better than anything Sparkle can do, retardTry to actually play the game before seething so much about Amphoreus
>>552402476you're supposed to post that in your discord rajesh
>>552402790That much is obvious. Those people never provide any proof of that. Not like you need to find their shithole servers where they coordinate their shitposting either, it's easy to figure them out without that
>>552403139Imagine the melties
>>552402639Lack of content beyond story and endgameBad relic farmingSlow old character buffingCharacters being E0S1 baselineLightcones still not being guaranteed in a meta where sigs are kingNo systems to get invested in characters that isn't gameplay
Since notJapan got rugpulled. Now the new planet will be Kakegurui themed
>>552402639The weak localization of the dialog. Trails in the Sky (PC, non-remake) showed how to do it and make it engaging.
>literally based on a mentally ill whoreThe cuck ending is inevitable
>>552402806as a quantum unit, sparkle can exist in an infinite number of places at once
>>552402639I'm collecting your complaints and I'll make a post on Hoyolab.Let's be honest, probably won't do anything, but it's still their turf.IF there are enough complaints something might change.
>sprinkle>sprangle>sporkle>sparxle>spruncle>sprungle>sporgle
>>552403281gambling was already done in penacony, it'll be alice in wonderland psychedelics shit with buddhist schizobabble
>cn loves 火花>jp loves 火花>enkeks continuing to slurp their garbage localization >subhuman feetfags seethingTOTAL ELATION VICTORY
>>552403023
>>552403382>buddhist schizobabblenyagger that's EVERY hoyoge ever
>>552403370if tribbios can split into 1k tribbies, why wouldn't sparkle be able to do it too
I just woke up which Amphoreus characters did Sparxie's drip beat?
>>552403023FVVVAAAARRRKKK SO MUCH AVRAAA
yaoguang looks a male fuckboy from wuxia and sparxhe looks like a grandmathis femcel region is already spectacular dogshit
>>552402639China wankslopShitty bloated writingLame ass ultra safe designsPowercreepMinigame slop eventsShoving every character quest into the main story
I will save Sparkle from her demonic Vtuber split personality Sparxie and turn her back to Sparkle
It's over
>>552402949Modern eidolons make even E2 Acheron look absolutely laughable it's kinda sad
>>552403498you'll get an extra dose this timehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_truths_doctrine
>>552403446nobody "likes" sparxie
To play devil's advocate since the naming evokes laziness (switching a kanji/ Hanabi/Hanami) the translator could have left it as Hibana since it means Spark then explain Hibana means Sporkles in-game and she just localized in universe when she went Elation autism...I like Sparxie tho
>>552403601Yunli and Feixiao already did that btw
>>552403596>smelle turned into a man for a minute
>>552403552>see a woman>NOOO SHE LOOKS LIKE A MANYour gay thoughts are leaking.
>>552403601I remember thinking E2 was crazy good and unskippable. It is good but... like you said... not anymore
why did amphoreus flop?
>>552403634>DVBLE TRVKEludokino
I miss the days when we used to say 'Genshin could never.' Now, it’s 'HSR could never.'
I'll never say a bad word about hoyo minigames after playing the new year's minigame in muvluv girl's garden, that shit is literal aids and I don't even know what's the point because it doesn't seem to give rewards
>>552403671Yeah but they weren't 200%+ more damage like the average 3.x eidolon
>>552402949it's funny how we went from trash eidolons nobody ever rolled back in 2024, to disgusting eidolons that literally double your dps with 1 copy and triple it with 2
India won btw, you’re mad
>>552403713*Taps the sign*
Sparxie is King von of HSR, how many confirmed bodies does she have?
Will we have another marketable Mem plushy creature for 4.0?
>>552403687Cutting off your dick doesn't make you a woman, Phainon.
>>552402639> shit you are dissatisfied about HSR atmNot a lot of these really, my favorite gacha.Lacking overworld while doing quests, it shouldn't be a "come back later".Relic sorting and trashing. Weekly VU (should be autocompleted once you're 100lvl and all big cheevos)A bit of minor rushed moments in a story (still like it overall)A bit of combat design moments which could be done better (still like it overall)
>>552403660>I like spark Xie
>>552403307Man, why don't people understand that ame and kangel, while being kind of appealing in game, would never ever be appealing in real life? Ame is still better than an actual mentally ill woman. Girls trying to base their personality on her just feel weird and forced.
>SparxieI fucking hate the chinese, she is JAPANESE, NOT CHINESE.
>Horizontal investors complaining people who want their favorites to last for years have the option to do so
it's pronounced "Spark Sea" you chinksloppabrained retards
Does she call her fans her Sparxisters?
>>552403687they literally reused phainon's facemaybe her in game model will be better but everything so far suggest stinky femoids are ruining the region
I'll never understand gacha players and their obsession with flexing revenue their favourite gambling company was able to rip off from them
>>552403814>How many confirmed bodies does she have?at least a thousand
>SparkSEA
Did BW and Sporgle need buffs? They are a pretty okay at the moment with fish fucker and Shirou.
Mydei will get male Phainon and female PhainonSo lucky...
>>552403981It's a third world thing, don't think too hard about it
>>552403994t. pinkSEA
>>552403981It's a response for people doing the opposite.Not rocket science.
>>552403660Turns out the localizers shot themselves in the foot by naming her Sparkle in the first place since Hibana can actually be reasonably translated to Sparkle.
>>552403893Blame the localization teamIt works in japanese and chineseIf we followed their naming convention she would be name klespar/elkraps or something
>>552403896Old characters even with eidolons suck ass compared to E0 3.0 characters, novaflares being slow as fuck doesn't help
>>552403896>last for years
>>552402639Amphoreus
>spark sea>seasea of what, bees?
HSR won as usual
should've troonslated it to spoingo boingo
>>552403994>saying Sea (sii) like SEA (ess iii ei)pagpags FRIED you and ATE you
>>552404101it's almost like japanese and chinese are completely different languages or something
It's spar sea. There's no K in there.
"aha instant" is a weird translation too, it should just be "aha times" since it's a newspaper
>>552404313these are the same ""people"" translating 'promise' as 'date'
Is xie her pronoun?
Xi wonTrump lostSimple as
>>552404370Promise is the JP translation, weeb
Sparxie is so popular, south americans are already selling her rabbit turds.
>>552403713>literally texting while a fucking ether monster is about to maul her to deathFunny
I think I'll pull until one pity on yaoguang and if I get spooked then I just save the guarantee to spoingxi, I don't think I'll pull until hard pity for yaoguang
>>552404224Japanese is outdated Chinese in its core, with some additional changes.Sparkle name is written exactly the same in both and has identical meaning. Only difference is vocal pronunciation.
Why the hell did they translate it to Sparkle in the first place. This mess wouldn't have happened had they just stick with Hanabi -> Hibana
I didn't ask
I asked
I farted
>>552404576uh bro it would be even more impossible to expect them to release a character named hibana amidst tensions
I wanked
>>552404178what a semen demon
>why—Shut the fuck up loser
they should've just called her "white rabbit", we already have "silver wolf" too so what does it matter
Higanbana
not even the khaslana slip-up during beta was this shitposted
We don't deserve happiness.
>>552404694but they literally did in cn and jp,.
I'm gonna do it.
>>552404576Only glorious chinese names are allowed to be authentic, gweilo. You will pull for luo hao xie chang and you will like it.
>Still not single plost about her story/loreOh sparkle the husk you are.
>>552404825that theme is already taken by yomi
>white rabbit
>story rewritten and redesigned from scratch in just 4 weeks because of real life politic tensionsWill it be even worse than Amphoreus?
https://files.catbox.moe/ol4upg.mp4
>>552404927You mean Blade?
>>552400632If it's not MC or a 4* today (lol) then Brickle 2 is all you're getting
>>552404974>Will it be even worse than Amphoreus?Literally impossible
>>552404931doomjeets really do say that
>>552404974They copy pasted phainon's face onto the new [female] general. That says all you need to know about the quality of this rush job.
>>552402639the new path lc stuff is really greedy - no viable f2p options for tons of new charactersamphoreus early story was awful and should have been shortened - doesnt matter if the latter half is good when the first half was a snoozefesttoo many chrysos heirs - not enough screentime for each which makes me care for them less - would have been better if some were low presence 4 stars story animations (not the actual cutscenes) sucknot enough story npcs with unique modelspowercreepremoval of character questsstill dont know why they removed the daily help a random npc quest - doesnt matter if people rarely did them - it was sovlfull lack of character buffs - they are bleeding day1 spenders with powercreep and their refusal to buff old charactersno co-op/guild raids - i swear they legit had it in cbts and just removed it for funmost of the abundance/preservation roster is unplayablerugpulling sunday and tribbiewould like some more events desu - 1 a week would be pretty niceadding more sp characters so that the story becomes more focused/compact was probably their only good decision this year
Why do EN players just accept things like Sparxie? CN would bitch until it was changed. JP did actually bitch about their localization near HSR release until it was improved. Hell, in more niche anime communities bitching about EN localization is a way of life, go look at what BA went through with the water enhancer saga.Why do EN hoyodrones just accept slop?
Glory to Xianzhou.Death to Edo Shart.
>>552404974>will it be worse than the best story HSR has to offerMaybe, but I doubt they’ll write a detailed story like Amphoreus again it might be a rush job like Penacony
>>552405009I generally forget about his existence
My wife Sxarpie
I guess it's fair to say that ZZZ won, dare I say bigly?
>>552405168He was talking about Amphoreus though
>>552405240Utterly, massively wonned.
>>552405135sparxie is a good name
would you mind if i post payday?
sparxie is trans coded
>552405240Buy an ad
>>552405203I can't forget because he's in my fucking loss pool
>>552405240It didn’t win enough for you to be shilling it 24/7 here, good games don’t need to be shilled in your face but you’re probably a /vmg/jeet who sits here 24/7 paid to shitpost and doompost
my wife sparXolze Telos
Sprinkle would’ve been a better name
You will be calling Amphoreus "the best story ever" after witnessing how much of an absolute disaster dumpster fire 4.0 is
>>552405240
Nothing more touristy than complaining about new path LCs.It's all vibes based when actual calcs say you should be complaining about Phainon or Mydei.
>>5524054384.0 will definitely be better than 3.03.0 took way too long to introduce things
>>552394514
>>552404178We love Miss Sparkle here
>>552405438But it is the best story, everything else was rushed (Penacony) or simple (Belobog). What more do you really want, another rushed slop that ends in 2 patches?
>>552405438You know nothing about 4.0 besides assumptions, tencent bot takes and constant seething which will be there regardless
>>552405562SVUL
>>552405168t. jose
>>552404831>>552404886
>>552405135We're not the ones supplying the money.
>>552403446spics are celebrating chispita too
>Hua Huo -> Huo Hua>Hanabi -> Hibana>Firework -> SparksMeanwhile "Sparkle" -> ....
>>552400069Not really. She got long sleeves and that's it, everything else is clearly non Japanese aesthetic.
>>552405135Why would ENjeet lives matter
black tier asses floppedwhy would any white or chinese man play this shit when they can go to the ultimate subhuman games like nikke brown dust or azur lane where the asses are even bigger and they twerk in your face?
>>552405832Klespar!
>>552405562Still would
>>552405569they released a "hype" shot and it's just a reused belobog map
>>552405819Sparxie > Chispa
>>552405826ok what team do I go
>>552405976>>552405976>>552405976
>/hrtg/ eating up the slop censored design that killed all the appeal sparkle had>Eating up remembrance 2 because Buuut it has my favorite characters>Constantly supports the game game having low effort, rehashed china dress design>Slurps up slophoreus and retconyThe absolute state of this general. None of these problems exist on /fgog/ and fgo btw
>>552404938Snow Bunny GAWDS
>4.0 will add Yao Guang and Hibana to CW day 1wonder what their school bonds will be
>>552406157We're actually supporting it because Sparxie is a snowbunny goddess tho
>>552402143funny how it's the euro erptrannies who post BBC shit
>>552405135>sparkle+pixie>she's a cute pixie with punklorde colors>enkeks think is wuxiashit or troonshitKEK
but who is alice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTLOlf5My6w
>>552406157>>Slurps up slophoreusThose are contrarians.
>>552405536GYAAAAT
>>552406157feetfags arent sparkleGWADS chispitabeity.
>>552402347nyo content
