Previous: >>552419797>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Finally, a good thread.
this is the thread
Orange umas.
based and orangepilled
Why is my captcha dice now
this is the thread where we love shinko windy the stinkiest
>IP News>Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Might wanna finally remove that bit guys>>552439507A feeble attempt to throw off ze bots and browns
>>552439264Scorpio Practice anyone? 3 Uma each, Great Mood19515323
Good job guys. Maybe our lord and savior will get all those tranny localizers fired
Digitan LOVE
>>552439665kek I was just about to post it too
My meta umas are losing to my pace racist
>tfw ult animation removes ability to see who crossed the finish linehey man whats the big ideathat was a neck finish too
This will not be a good thread because I am here.Which Uma's ass would you eat?
>>552439585>for a while captcha needed to find the symbol without a pair>the other symbols where always a 5 pointed star and a (((six pointed star)))What did they mean by this...>>552439705I want her to have my children, then we oshi our children, and we fuck our oshis
>>552439784Watch it on mobile in landscape.
>>552439767bwo you need a second front for the suzuka taiki combo
>unironic assmongoloid cucksthread dogshit already
>>552439818That's unsanitary and gross.
>>552439665>>552439760>asmonroach viewers the absolute state of this general
>>552439665>>552439760
janny melty soon
I don't understand which uma is supposed to be better here
desu wa
my danchou can beat up your danchou
>>552439916>>552439945seethe about it
>>552439945>knows him well enough to give him a nicknameKek. What did he do to make you so upset?
>>552440053*beat off
>>552439968They're both bad but 1st is less bad most times
>>552439904I have no fronts except bakushin and bourbon I tried both of them but they didn't preform at all sadly for me
>>552440110he stopped playing games and started grifting retards like these>>552440062>>552440121
>>552439818Jordan, Gold City, Cafe, Doto, Mayano, Opera, Mcqueen, Rice, Taiki, King, Nature, Tachyon, Vodka, Bourbon, Spe, Curren, Taishin, Biwa, Air Groove with whip cream, Grass, Flash and Rudolf
>>552440178Wow you seem to know a lot about him anon
>worst game awards gift>no xmas gift>no new years gift>no regular 1st of the month boosteris it over?
Uma&Co still looking for one trainer to join! Dirt shoes trading and CM discussion! Leave id if interested!
>bald man>billion threads upfeels just like the old (5 months ago) times...>>552440197I am retarded
>>552439818
>>552440301yes, for libtards
>>552440301Enjoy your HOLIDAYS
Any clubs recruiting?I'm a reroller so I'm not ready for massive fan runs but I get close to 1M a day
abandon the thread it's shit
>>552440269Yes its literally implied that I used to watch him when he played games but stopped when he switched to being a political streamer, use your brain.
i'm not racist but there is a difference between how brown virgins and real people treat this game
>>552440367interested >>552440312?
>>552440121>zogbot (but red) won over zogbot (but blue) therefore things will surely get better
this thread is already shit, abandon ship to one of the 6 backup threads
>>552440367There's one few posts above yours. 1m a day or close to it is already A+ club worthy as long as you're consistent
>>552440202I forgot to include Digital, Sky, Fuji, Ama, Creek, Daiwa and Akebono
>ecelebs and politicsNice thread retardsIt's not too late to abandon ship.There are many to choose from:>>552397890>>552419828>>552439461
this thread needs more Teio
>there's an uma named after meUmas for this feel?
you have to go back>>>/pol/
>>552440367may I interest you in autis/uma/ ?
>we jump thread>retard follows us>we jump thread again>retard follows us>we jump thread for the final time>retard stops posting (he made the thread everyone ended up in)
>>552440559kys ryan
HAPPY HOLIDAYS INCELS
>watches normie youtuber>seethes at normie youtuberYou're both equally shit. go to /pol/ and kill yourselves
Now I feel sad for making an Orange thread...
>>552439968this shit makes no sense
>>552440559Hello No Reason, I am Anon
>>552440684should edit the star to be a star of david tbqh
>>552440426The guy is shit at every video game I saw webms of him playing tho why would you watch him for that kek
would getting S in turf cover for having B in distance?
>>552440782what tool is this?
>>552440367autis/uma/ still is afaik
>>552440782>>552439968>doesn't understand what minimum, maximum, mean and median describego ask a chatbot
>>552440684City
this thread made my CF sad...
>>552440608nta but How many members does Autis/um/ has now?
>>552440820surface aptitude is a modifier on your power. distance aptitude is a modifier on your speed.
This thread needs less Teio
Well?
>>552440820That's like comparing power to speedSo in short no
>>552440741Dia wouldn't say this.
>>552440684What a nice Winter Holidays tree
>>552440312I'll apply in a bit anon.
what the fuck is wrong with you retards
>>552440905Eat her ass to make her feel better
>>552440895i understand what they mean, i don't get which is more important, is minimum the one i should be looking at or median
>>552440906as of right this second 13/30
>>552440684works on my machine
>Actually found a lobby with two others running Sympathyhmm..
>>552441020that made her attack me violently...
>>552441042Minimum is worst case scenarioMaximum is best case scenario
>is medium>acts like a mileI fucking hate this CM nglI'm guaranteed 3rd A finals
>>552440820>+5% power>-10% speedgee I don't know bwo
>>552440837https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/>>552441042mean and median are the important ones. the spurt/survival% is somewhat important. the "is first" is either completely irrelevant or incredibly important, depending on your build.
>>552439968uma 1 has more potential, her biggest win was double distance while uma 2's biggest win was less than 3 lengths>>552440782the median is the average race, the mean is the average of races, maximum is uma 2's best race, minimum is uma 1's best racethe difference between mean and median is consistency, an uma that either wins by 10 or loses by 10 can get a mean of 0 but a median of 10
>>552440951Or does it in fact need MORE Teio?
>>552441019all the good posters left for the /v/ threads
>0/5>3/2>0/5 (with new late Rudolf) This is lame. Guess I’ll make her a front runner I guess
they call it the end closer meta
>>552441148You have to get permission first...you can't just start eating it from the get go
>>552440896tell me more
That went better than I expected
>>552441221
>>552441270Great, now she called her roomie. Don't think I'm going to be
>>552439665>>552439760post the clip
>>552441203>githubI'm sorry but I'm scared of that website after the sweepy doxx incident
Umaverse Apple couldn't come up with better earbuds for umas than pic related? What the fuck.
Was busy yesterday and just did my first round 1 runs. Did I get put in whale tier for getting my first Platinum on Libra? I've got gold every CM before that. Holy shit I only got a single 3-2 out of 4 and I'm up against people using 6 MLB SSRs (not freebies) and S+ umas with every single mid and late speed skill imaginable. I had one run with 10/15 late starts.
>>552441250>Seiunmmm im thinking it's front meta
>>552441324
>>552441250this garbage heap of a Gold Ship actually won a race lmao>>552441425Taishin won 3 of those, Seiun not a single one
>>552441049I see! I'll apply once my cooldown is over in around 12h
>>552441401post your team bwo
>>552441458
Orange!
those who truly understand umamusume, know that the meta is whatever you make it to be. and if you have well trained umas, it'll always be meta, regardless of style
>>552441042>minimummost dogshit roll possible for everyone involved>maximumbest roll for everyone involved>mean, medianessentially the same thing if nearly equal
Name a shittier uma.
>>552440985TrueShe probably doesn't know what /pol/ is>>552440328I wish Nishino Flower did that to me so badly...
Anons, this is my very best, give to me straight is it glue?
>>552441319based
Is this CM the most uma-check CM? Suzuka, Maru, Taiki
>>552439264four fucking threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3szDaJdaaUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=looRIU3wzyE
>>552441653if you're bad at training sure
>>552441487My respectI couldn't get my taishin move up in time to not auto lose to biggest niggust
>>552441624good miler
>>552441624Honestly, if the wit was 600 she could winI fucking lost to a City with the same stat line, except guts and wit are reversed but guts was at 500
>>552441624nyes, you should be running her as pace
>>552441319>Taiki and Suzukasovless orange team
>>552441680dont worry, itll be 8 or so in a few hours when this one is ready to expire, and everyone just decides to bake instead of using one of the necrobumped ones
I WANT TO SORT MY VETERANS BY DATE ACQUIRED AND STILL SEE THEIR SPARKS SO I CAN GLUE BY DATE>y-y-you can'tWHY THE FUCK NOT
whatever happened to the jannies anyways
>>552441624Your pump?
>MaruzenskyYou didn't deserve it.>TaikiYou didn't deserve it.>SuzukaYou didn't deserve it.>DobberYou didn't deserve it.
>>552441601i like her tight spaces
>>552441860Dober isn't a soulless meta pick. The others are.
>>552441835>>552441806they're on leave
>>552441835they got shamed for working on new year and never came back
>>552441883which uma is that
>>552441860Ok. And?
>>552441653Taiki is like the lesser evil I feel likeMaru has activation from 1-5 and suzuka ups the tempo of the lobby into oblivion where barely anybody can keep up
>>552441835Striking for a pay rise
>>552441860Is Dober good for this CM? /uma/ told me her ult "doesn't work" this CM
>front mcqueen won a single raceHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>552441624don't glue wet conditions and slick surge is sex
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members. Quota is 40m.Apply with /uma/ if you don't wanna dox your ID40m is easily doable with natural TP.
>>552441860>MaruzenskyNot Gold Ship. You deserve it.>TaikiNot Gold Ship. You deserve it.>SuzukaNot Gold Ship. You deserve it.>DobberNot Gold Ship. You deserve it.
>>552441753but the guts is what makes her low stam work>>552441837it was either ryan or dober, I got neither and since dober works for both 5th and 6th I chose her
>>552441601>cannot handle hot foodas in... spicy, or hot(temperature) food??you'd think this is a stupid question, but one can never be too sure with modern localizer
I'm gonna try running my Taishin as a Late, I've gotten a single Unique activation on End
>>552441932seiun sky has an event that says she doesn't like tight spaces and gives her -1 mood
>>552441987What's the point of making her a front when her unique is as good in pace
>>552441982you should think before asking questions like this
>>552442049>it was either ryan or dober,You get two parents.>since dober works for both 5th and 6thNot with that wit
>>552442047>40m is easily doable with natural TP.>Do nothing but my daily 3 borrows, maybe 1-2 extra runs>Barely reach 20m last (the only time) I used that one club dox site
>>552442061I'm guessing this is the cat tongue anime cliche so temperature.
Why is there like 5 threads up? What is going on here?
the christmas hating troonslator happens to be a lazy copypasting mexican, who woulda thunk?
yeah im feelin it
Incredible things are happening in my career run
>>552442182>Not with that witfor that reason, neither would ryan
>>552441982Her inherit is bad similar to Maru but the unique is good on the actual uma
>>552442180thanks for nothing
>>552442143Some anons have somehow convinced themselves that since Runaways are the real Fronts this CM you should (for some reason) run your Paces as Fronts, in other words, they're retarded
>joined a mid B rank /uma/ club a few months ago with no requirements>usually do two runs a day getting ~500-600k fans>shoot up several hundreds of positions each month>may actually reach A rank in January>three members (luckily not the leader or officer) start talking about kicking people to reach ADon't do this bros :(
>>552441653Probably first time I can't think of a top tier f2p team. Like you can do shit like daiwa, mayo, ryan and tachyon
>>552442229/uma/ bakers like to keep the jannies on their toes
>>552442228suppose that'd make the most sense, but who knows for sure.>>552442241jesus christ lmao
ummm golshit niggers where is the commotion? where are the riff-raffs golshisnots? hmmm? le golshigame? gwo you said you used le golshit in libruh because "she is my le oshi xddd" right golshichuds? not because she is le umahandicap umawheelchair metaslopper umachoice of the umayear umaward??? i believed u zwo you like le golshtihd because u like her for her le funny personsneedity right golsneedchucks??? so why didnt u use your le oshit le golshit xdd in scorpooio????? hmmmm??? huh??? bwuhhh yeah my responses goldshiwankers? bwo ur le anchors aweigh and shoot off into light years away ahead of pacekeks?? why didn't u use her get out of umajail card this CM huh???? bwuh? u like her right golmudsmucks????? so where is all the hoohaa? your "heh look i beated this lobby SILLY with my golshit xddd lol golshigame golshigame!!!" im nyoooticing or rather im NYOT nyoticing any of these selfsuck??? what happened? lol golshigame libruh am i right guys give me my (you)s? where is the umauproar in le umathreads?? you didnt shelf away your golshigame goshi golshi in scorpionok right golshipiddles? where is the clitter clatter right now huh golshiturks? golshireeks? golshigame??? oh no no no wait youre gonna go back to using golshit for saggigayassrius right? golshiputts? did i guess it right? hmmmmm?
>>552441653we just had the goldship taishin cafe cm
>>552442262>for that reason, neither would ryanWell, no. Ryan only has one wit check, like any skill, Dober you also have to not be rushed.
>>552442320I could see an argument for taiki considering she need 4 or 3 anything else seems like a meme
>>552442441
Say something nice about Super Creek.
>>552442384flatliners shrimply have no human rights
>>552442441teio would say this, but id deal with her afterwards
We're 29/30. Join us.
>>552442384if everyone does 500k everyday you would be Athey robbed you
>>552442542She ruined my taste in women (non derogative) and gave me mommy issues (in a good way)
>>552442441I've seen quite a few Gold Ships in my CM races so far. A couple even had double Gold Ships.
>>552442384should have joined a A+ club and started doing 3 runs each day
>>552442441Plenty of goldships
>>552442526>f2p uma with a good kit >:(>mandatory meta uma you need to drop 30k carrots on to spark :O
>>552441163>>552441584
>>552441982She's good and her unique is really good inherited if gametora is correct (its Ryan unique but can be activated in 5 to 6 instead of just 6, but it wont work if rushed)
>>552442441>ummm golshit niggers where is the commotion? where are the riff-raffs golshisnots? hmmm? le golshigame? gwo you said you used le golshit in libruh because "she is my le oshi xddd" right golshichuds? not because she is le umahandicap umawheelchair metaslopper umachoice of the umayear umaward??? i believed u zwo you like le golshtihd because u like her for her le funny personsneedity right golsneedchucks??? so why didnt u use your le oshit le golshit xdd in scorpooio????? hmmmm??? huh??? bwuhhh yeah my responses goldshiwankers? bwo ur le anchors aweigh and shoot off into light years away ahead of pacekeks?? why didn't u use her get out of umajail card this CM huh???? bwuh? u like her right golmudsmucks????? so where is all the hoohaa? your "heh look i beated this lobby SILLY with my golshit xddd lol golshigame golshigame!!!" im nyoooticing or rather im NYOT nyoticing any of these selfsuck??? what happened? lol golshigame libruh am i right guys give me my (you)s? where is the umauproar in le umathreads?? you didnt shelf away your golshigame goshi golshi in scorpionok right golshipiddles? where is the clitter clatter right now huh golshiturks? golshireeks? golshigame??? oh no no no wait youre gonna go back to using golshit for saggigayassrius right? golshiputts? did i guess it right? hmmmmm?wow
>>552442384is A-rank even difficult to achieve? A+ is just a 1m/day average across a full club. A-rank must be half that and still be comfortable?
>>552442570sent :)
24 minutesDay 2 will be better
>>552442470ah, shit, I didn't see that
>>552442798>is A-rank even difficult to achieve?Yes. You don't get shoulders to shoulders with powerhouse clubs like mambo without putting in the work.
>>552442804DENIED
Frustrated Halo or exhausted and angry NTR?
>>552442798the B+ clubs here have half the members getting like 1m for the entire month and then a handful of top earners carrying the rest
>>552442798it is difficult if you don't kick people
>>552442221nta but how low is your daily fan gain?5 runs a day X 30 days = 150 runs40 mil / 150 = 266,667 fans you need to get in each careera single career with classic triple crown + JC x2 + Arima x2 will give you around 500k if not moreI manage 2 mil a day and I only do Digitan runs (3 borrow runs, 2 fan runs)
>>552442927for me, personally, it's bent over and panting NPC uma.
>>552442621Yeah but there is no A rank casual clubs. The second we hit that they are for sure going to have a requirement which would feel stressful if I miss a day or something and knowing people want me gone because they will want to hit A+ next.
DANCHOOOOOOUUUUUUUI
>>552442542Extremely beautiful Uma
>>552442923
>>552442798borderline A rank (high 900s) gets 650mill a month, that's 22m a month or 700k a day for every club member
>>552442798In theory, everybody will do 1m/day. In theory, communism works.
>>552442927TopRo is not angry here, she already learned to deal with losing, the only answer is to train harder
>>552442870Isn’t it embarrassing that your trainee cleans your apartment, considering you’ve got dirty laundry and all that?
>>552442743Or maybe not conditions are litttle weird
>>552442104Her Unique activated even less, she won less races but Seiun started shitting on every other Front, mixed results overall, I may rebuild Taishin and add Killer Tunes to be honest
>>552443095sweaty umas forever
>>552443103>but there is no A rank casual clubsMambo is right there
>>552443103>Yeah but there is no A rank casual clubs.
>>552443215replace "trainee" with "wife" and now it's every traddream, so no
>>552443103literally none of our A clubs have actual quotas
>>552443296teio would say this
Neigha do the ad post for the club or I will break your legs and make you eat grass, and I didn't mean Grass Wonder.
>>552443103>no a rank casual clubs Umasumi truly is the sleeper club
Love to see it
>Guts 1*>Late Surger 1*>inherited green skill 1*>not a single worthwhile white skill>repeat after repeatMan I fucking hate building parents.
PODIUM SWEEP BABY
>>552443215oh noo she might even smell that laundry i bet Air groove would totally hate that haha
Post the name of your club right now.Let's see which clubs actually recruited from here and not from Discord
>>552443440I really wanted Tail Held High and Maverick on my Taishin but I've already burned 12 borrows for her, I suppose for this CM the dream is dead
>A Rank Club>Low required fans>Medium only requests>No drama>Not an /uma/ clubIt's that easy
>>552443103autis/uma/, the new club is aiming for A with no quotaas long as it fills and anons do their daily borrows then even with no fan farming it'll reach A rank
>>552443419OH NO NO NO NO, I SAW THAT, YOU DONT GET TO DELETE THE DOX
>>552443495i don't see her THOUGH?
>>552443412>wake up>see Nature humming umapyoi while making the dinnerwhat a dream
>>552443574>2026>still using borrowsmake parentsretard
>>552443506autis/uma/
DANCHOU YOU USELESS FAT SACK OF SHIT!you've been stuck at 71mill for 2 months you gotta set up an example you fucking lazy piece of shitalso im looking for a new casual club i do around 700k-900k fans daily
>>552442542Her blob form catching on is a very precious thing, I love her.
>>552443506eden
>>552443078Really depends on what I'm doing, so it varies a good bit. I could do 400-500k runs, meaning 3runs a day isn't too far off the 40m target, but that's lame and gay. My average is probably more in the 250-350k area as I fiddle around a lot to see what works, plus I try to avoid doing more than 3 borrow runs a day usually.
>>552443261Mambo is A+ for some reason. Maybe they statrted banning botters.
>only play career every couple of days>barely trade shoesI deserve the C+ club that I'm in and that's okay.
>>552443627>those two flatliners that were busy celebrating the new yeardanchou... you must be firm.
>>552443506Bricked
>>552443506Mambo
>>552443702Nishino Flower wouldn't act like this.
This is a Japanese high schooler.
When Almondo?
>>552443746the most accessible bot is just broken
>>552443678Tell the game to give better sparks
>>552443947me in the lead, driving a bike that's carrying all their clothing
>We got fucking doxed>>552443506/Umagg/
>>552443506Umasumi
>>552443947HOLY SEX>>552443927>the ONE bot I KNOW is BROKENnigger all you had to do was change the version, or simply never update which fixes everythingyou fuckers seriously think the bot is gone cuz some faggot added an deactivated ip logger?
>>552443947jesus christ look at the size of seiun's head.
>>552443927So botters really denied me like 3000 carats. Cygames get them already
>>552443506/uma/niki
>>552443678I mean, even if I did have Taiki or Dober, which I don't, parent farming is fucking trash, hell no
>>552443506
>>552443506HonseFun
wait the BGM of unity cup is winnin' 5!!!!
>>552443506/uma/cord
>>552444065yes, most people are lazythat's the reason that bot took off in the first place compared to the more annoying ones to install that were around first
>>552443506uma&co is alive and well and definitely not using a discord and definitely not botting
>>552443506the original autist club, /uma/tism
>ze bots dead and broken I swearlol
>>552444186Winnin 5 also has Bourbon in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjbSi8OMPOk&list=RDJjbSi8OMPOk but she's not part of your team during the unity cup.
>>552443947Where is the tail?
>>552444083biwa...
>>552444389Her friends call her Hayahide.
>>552443506Uma&Co, we are using discord and botting (and thats a good thing)
>>552443506Buttsweat
>>552444384I ate it
>>552444520Based
>>552444341Good, we don't accept clankers in this academy
I rerolled for Kitasan MLB, how the hell do you play this game?
8 MINUTES LEFTDO YOU THINK (you) CAN MAKE IT TO ROUND 2 A IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY?
>>552443506umaoooo(ver)
I am still in the middle of rebuilding my Digitan ace
>>552441860>suzukaWhat's with this gaslight? She fucking sucks. The only time my Suzuka wins is if she gets a lobby with a completely dogshit normal front like seuin, and even then in most cases she gets overtaken in the last stretch by some random pacer. My Tickezo has a better winrate even.
>>552443506>Umaaaa and /uma/clubbotters and recruits from discort>BrickedDanchou finally kicked flatliners but kept his flatlining GF
reminder: if you don't queue immediately upon CM reset then you didn't really earn it.
>>552444592Click button, get high number. Click button containing umas with rainbow/arrows, get higher number.
>>552444186most BGMs have vocalsI had such a primal reaction when I discovered Girls Legend U
the rare oneechan...
>>552444752>She fucking sucks.>completely dogshitTickezo wouldn't be happy to hear her trainer using this language...
>>552443506I've seen my club mates in here infrequently. They're probably all sane in the head and just pop in here from time to time.
>>552444765I'll accept the flatlining GF clause as long as I can tap that along with my hard working bros
>>552444592There is one way to lose: giving real money to the company that makes it. ANYTHING else you do in the game is winning. Go win, anon!
>>552444656Don't worry it's disbanding next month.Everyone will fight for the highest performers.Danchou will be blacklisted./uma/ will be saved!
>>552443506/uma/pyoi
>>552443506>that many replies>my club isn't mentionedI-I'm starting to worry...
nyo....
>>552444895me after hrt
>>552444765as long as danchou lets the rest of the club have their turn then i'll allow it.
>>552444895We need more femT art
odds, play CM with the same team that got me to round 2 Aevens, play spechud with suzuka and a fukukitaru parent run as flex
Super Creek, your babyboy is hungry :(((
Slightly more evil Creek.
>>552444932I've started to recognize one of our officers from the files he posts and his posting style. Not saying which club, but you can probably guess.
>>552444895What a pretty female trainer
>>552444895canon (to these artists)
>>552443506Haythere
ummmm botterbwos?? How come so many clubs in the top100 are not as full as usual? seems a little bit... odd....
>>552444621my bro... translated so quickly
>>552445117I love my police horsedog
>>552444592Step one: launch the game
>>552445101I offer a class on schizo 101. That way your posts can't be tracked!
I saw a runaway Suzuka without Concentration late start so hard she ended up behind the pacers and never recovered..
>>552443506AlmondLove... but where are my other club mates?
>>552445169they kicked the subhuman non-botters
>>552445080Good luck, bwo.
>>552441860>dobershe gets rushed and turns into an NPC uma, she's a soulful pick
>>552443506The mahjong club (discord)
IT IS ALMOST TIMEQUEUE UP NOWGOGOGOGOGQUEUE UP NOWGOGOGOGOG
DO I FINISH THIS CAREER RUN BEFORE QUEUEING UP OR QUEUE UP NOW
DO NOT QUEUEDO NOT QUEUE
>>552445260you know where they are... it's OnlyFriday
>>552445253>Anons will see this and insist concentration isn't core
>>552445169It's literally still new years. I don't go back to he office till Wednesday. There's also a CM on going. Literally busiest time.
>>552445169Clubs are kicking non botters and poaching botters from other clubsIt's getting pretty bad I hope Cygames wakes up
>>552443506Umasumi is comfy
>>552445169>/uma/ can't field a single club into the top 10>organized discord community runs the entire top 100are we the shitters?
Is there a support tier list which also includes not mlb ones?
ITS TIME
>>552445260AlmondLove danchou recruited on onlyfans... shameful
>>552445058Yes. There are too many gay guys in this fandom who want to see T-headed men in sexual situations
Anyone training for cm8 yet? Do I need both dober and ryan inherits for end closers? Or either one + spurt is enough?
DO NOT REDEEM ENTRY
>>552445463Nyes.
>>552445397she had Focus too which hilariously drives the point home even farther
>>552445529I'll never understand this mindsetmale characters are better than female ones anyways
WTF MY DIGITAN LITERALLY STROLLED THROUGH THE GOAL THE LOBBY IS FUCKING WASHED QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE
>>552445474https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/globalhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.b8q87zxbk180 (this is more relevant later in the game)
>>552445463>Fan farming makes you good at the game
>>552445493why is kaichou making such an evil face?
Hello, CM day 2 queuers! Still looking for a club? Join Autis/uma/! The newest /uma/ club. We put the Awe in tis/uma/! Club ID is 231973146.
>>552445493YEPITS JUST THAT EASY
>>552445646It's fine to be attracted to other men, I just think your orientation is overrepresented here. You gays don't need to dominate ALL the fanart.
>>552445701Hold on bwo, my shift doesn't end for another 6 hours.
>>552441547That's an incorrect usage of the word. Translotr is very stupid.
wtf dumbasses are running teio QUEUE NOW
She does it again
QUEUE NOW IT'S ONLY DISCORD DADS
>>552445646Agreed. My dick shrivels up every time I see a y*ri drawing or other drawing without a real man. Fucking homos.
>>552445163I don't wanna go for A rank again. I kinda enjoyed slacking a bit.
uh oh frontsisters? What is this cm room?
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE JOHN CYGAMES LET ME THROUGH
I just got two podiums in a row. QUEUE NOW
NOT HOT NOT COLDQUEUE AT YOUR OWN RISK
>>552445179She's the bestest!
>>552445921Your dick gets hard only if you're looking at a real man, but...>Fucking homos.
>>552445652even your second place is walkin but honestly i actually stumbled into a double Natie lobby that really did wax the fuck out of meone Natie doesnt seem to do anything but two of them killed my Opera so hard she had to jog like 100m away from the finish despite having like 1450 stamguts
>>552445845We'll keep your spot warm.
>>552443506ButtSweat
>>552445701>Still only half fullOh no... A rank is gonna be hard like that...
>anons using old screenshots to bait others into queueing into whalesvery based.
>>552443506i once joined a open entry club named HikkiNEETs
>>552446094It's an AI performance male enhancement algorithmical non-quota quota.We WILL get A Rank.
>stop taking suzuka>people start bringing daiwas and smarusFUCK
My 720 stam+1 white recovery Taiki tanked two Natures.Stamina is a meme.
>>552446094trust the plan...
queue now!!!
>>552446363waitaminute.jpg
>>552445867>THREE TEIOSDoesn't that mean you're one of these dumbasses?
Meta umas sweep
why the FUCK does this happen
>>552446094>when autisuma shoots up to a full club then it'll be confirmation that they turned to discord recruitmentinfographanon, get ready to scrub them from the list.
peak
>>552446363meh no one cares metafaggot loser
sweepbros............
I wanna eat with Teio
I think i'm having fun
>>552446517>the year is 2025+1>anon still can't hit Windows Key+Shift+Sgrim.
>>552446689I mean, he's not lying though.
thank you ryan for coming back to me...
>>552446517>NEW>NEW>NEW !Anon... remember to replace your smoke detector's batteries.
>>552446527source?
skip skip skip skip skip just give me the fucking carats this is so boring i dont want to see retarded meta shit
utter teio sweep
>>552446852Musseru husseru!
>Placings lined up exactly as the bookies predicted>First/Head/NoseHoly kino
Lost to S Gold Shitty again...
>>552446710BRO????THE ACTUAL FUCKING 2001 TENNO SHO FINISHING LINE????
>>552446094This Danchou will work hard. Don't worry.
>The guy running double Dominator and debuffer Tachyon and Ass Wonder doesn't even winI will one day understand this strategy.
>>552446485yes i agree
>>552446884Could you share your Teio deck?
Uh goldshit bwos????
>>552446964>metaslave oinker stat-crushes his lobby>posts about it>i reply to it
>>552447045I haven't seen a single tachyon win this entire cm lmao
>>552447045some trainers just wanna see the world burn
YEPFUN IS HAD
>>552447157Niiiiiiiicemusseru!
I can only beat A rank Suzukas
Do you still need Groundwork autism now for normal Fronts?
>>552447036i haven't seen a tachyon win a race since taurus.
>>552446710KINO
>>552447121Don't worry, here's your (you) back. Now you can spend it on someone else's post.
>1125 stamina>swinging maestrowhat is bro doing
>>552442441Works on my machine
>consistently get medium S on parent runscygames is bullying mecan you guess the blue and pink?
>>552447273yes
>>552447083
I love my ryan!!
>>552447294>>552446992yessir
>>552447340He subscribed to the 4 murmur room gaslight..
>>552447340he just recycled his last cm ace kinda based
nyooooo
GO RYAN GO
You guys aren't making S rank Umas as F2Ps? You just needed to save for Kitasan and get your SRs MLBed along the way
Today Teio doesn't want to win at all, but Spechud is carrying.
>>552447462Gottem. Join autis/uma/!
>>552447534You forgot your Oguri pic bro
>>552447389Wow thats a lot of skills, thanks for sharing.Mine has simlar stats but no wins, guess it all comes down to the number of skills.
this CM is weirdI'm like not scared of whale at allI just send it
>>552447534I have all the good SRs at MLB + MLB Kita and I still can't break 14K. I am challenged.
Backline chads, where we at? Surely you are not losing to the triple front VF browns
>>552447534almost made me make a serious reply
>>552447652Literally me
actually diverse lineup
>got into A with thisi feel my soul leaving my body as we speak, i tried to bring cafe and tachyon but they jobbed yesterday, i'll have to rethink my strategy because i seriously don't know what works and what doesn't on average
>>552447743unfortunately someone brought a taiki...
>>552447652Same...
>>552447809>got into A with the matafaggot cookie cutter strategyokay retard
GRASS SWEEPING!LET'S GOOOOI LOVE HER!
>>552447534sorry best I can do is 13.7k
>>552444752>not triple front
>Oguri keeps taking the win out of my team even with lower statsLiterally how?She's cheating.
YOU CANT STOP RYAN
okay now i'm absolutely sure that the game fucks your matchmaking when you do the paid CM entry
>>552443506Mambo!
Analyzing and taking notes is making this take a lot longer...
Know your place Oguri Crap
>>552447982show stats
all i've got procs way too early for this track
>>552447273>Do you still need Groundworknyes>autism nyo, just run Falco
>>552447982cute = power>>552448085this is kinda gross to look atI just full send it and get platif you're having fun then good luck I guess
>>552448085>taking notes from the tryouts when random mood is a thingretard
>>552447918that's what i said, i tried to bring my favorites and ate the dust, i just want to reach finals and by then use who i like
POST DEM WINRATES
where are the taikisthe suzukas
>tachyon blasts ahead of the pace pack into #2 the microsecond she's in range to activate her ult, denying herself the stamina recovery which causes her to gas out and lose
>>552447982cap as in peak wasn't just a meme
>>552448085there's too many variables to each racesometimes umas will flat out win over another despite having a 200+ speed deficit and the reasons why will be wildly different in each case
>>552448241
>Taiki just got off Pump AND SFV in the same race to win itshe's so powerful
>>552447964how the fuck does this win yet I can't.......................................................
>>552448265>relying upon u=ma2 to stay alive in a CM that is dominated by frontsanon...
I only lost to one Suzuka so far, all the other losses were from Gold City and Grass Wonder, wtf?
>she had 15% yesterdayALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU OGURI PEAK (AS IN CAP)
>>552448383she's won a few times today haha
>>552448432the cryers keep multiplying...
>>552448249It feels like the whales are gimping their teams with a B lineup then swapping it to Suzu-Taiki slop on the day of the finalsI'm also seeing a concerning lack of the oranges
this is what a 30% WR suzuka looks like btw
>>552448241Let's hope this holds lmao>>552448381pacers running sfv+pump is extra hilarious gambling mode because everyone's positions will slosh around and you have no fucking idea who is gonna end up where to fire what
>>552448508Nothing will break my heart more than the crying Taiki soundpost.None of the other cryers can ever match it.
>>552448241Taiki is doing little better today
seething about the meta is my favourite part of every cm desu
>>552448519is this achievable natty
>she gets so cocky she just stands up and walks to the finish line
>>552448085literally can't stop laughing at this picturedo metanons really
>>552448241Getting carried by Dominator Tachy
Nothing makes me happier than beating a faggot with @VF in their username
I think I just matched against a Ryan anon from here
what a photo kek
Reenacting the beast.
round 2 will be worse
>>552448797>dies>velocity skill procs>actually speeds upwtf
>>552447964I want her to dominate me
>>552448797That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
>>552448829>@VFive seen that before, what even is it?
>>552448085there's no point taking notes when you can't generate any actionable outcome from them
>lobby with multiple normal front runners with a&ssome people really did not get the memo about this cm huh
>>552448969true
>>552448957Velocity skill put a pause on deacceleration
it wasnt about the meta for me it was about seeing her in the top 3 even if i lost all the races i did it and im happy and i will do it in a long CM as welli only have fun when i break the limits
Biwa was a really cool horse and his head size was average!https://youtu.be/0MpGcBtB1n8
>>552448085i remember doing something like in taurus but you'll realize very soon that it's just pointless
>>552448085I have a Suzuka with Unrestrained, 1200 speed, medium S and Fall runner + Left handed. She hasn't won a single race so far, even races where she is the only runaway she always gets overtaken by my Taiki/Dober. I think she is still valuable as she's cucked a few SMarus and Seiun Skys out of A&S, she's the proper version of what blockushin was supposed to be.
>>552448971Members of a sloptuber discord
>0 front lobby>my umas have high wit>therefore I lose
>>552441014danchou did not wait for me...
>>552448797This happened to me 3 times yesterday and it's always a fucking jump scare. I wish people would stop stinking up the turf
>>552448797a slowdown animation that dramatic should just have your uma collapse forward instead lmao
>>552448971It’s people marking themselves as fans of that VF sloptuber
>>552448971It's a clan tag for discordtrannies who watch that sloptuber
gyaru squad reporting in
>>552449140many such cases
>>552448861wasnt me, ive already finished my 4 matches today
>>552449069if you're going to waifu game then shouldn't you, at least, produce a good unit? isn't the point to WIN with something unconventional?
>>552448519>front runner savvyrunaway counts for groundworkyou almost certainly could have bought a better skill
Just another day for Pretty Derby's premier Yamato Nadeshiko
>>552449069
>>552449140>He fell for it
Human loving Uma love!
Real shit starts tomorrow
>>552449205Neicha is likethe opposite of a gyaru
>>552449140second is the first loser.
we hate orange horses this CM
>>552449205>Uma's hair crowding out another uma
>>552449297thats not mine but frontsavvy is a good skill
>>552449417Norn my beloved...
>>552449297>relying on a witcheck for your witcheck
>>552449459>don't touch me pleb
>>552449205who invited my girl neichablud thinks shes part of the team
>>552449424Honorary gyaru
>>552448154>>552449091i did the same since taurus and im 5/6 plat. just thought i'd try something different.>>552448972i can decide whether i want to still improve one of my team or start training for next cm.
>>552449473adding +40 wit when you already have 800 doesn't mean shit. vision on suzuka doesn't mean shit.
Things got worse this time, but hey at least Tachyon got one win.
Damn that was rough
>>552449140sorry bwo...
Pulling Dober is worth it
what is bro doing
>hmmm my pacer teio is performing a bit poorly>she hangs around the back of the pack late-race>i know, let's give her pump and behold>performs the EXACT sameAmazing...
>>552449456NUUUUUU
>>552449669those thighs are WAY too thick for an elementary schooler
>>552449140I think umadash should have some spots
Behold this Suzuka I just fought...
>>552449672>four boba teas and a shaved icesugar is bad for you, anon.
>>552449069That's the spirit. It'd be better to snag a win with your fave but good on you for sticking her best shot in there.
fabled front taiki
>>552449557>i can decide whether i want to still improve one of my team or start training for next cm.but you have no idea what actually needs improving nor the ability to target ityou can only decide to pull the lever until you get something that on eyeball "looks" bettertrying to work out why you're losing when there's 20 variables you don't have control over is futile
>>552449753based soul user
>>552449672>tainting your stable with that whorseDisgusting
F2P GODSOshi GODSWe are eating good! 89% WR
Will you still be celebrating the new year this weekend, or do you stop the festivities when it turns the second day of the year???
>>552449708Pump in a pace is retarded, if your pace is lagging it means she lacks wit.
>>552449759those are HACHIMIS you retard
>>552449517if taking the lead doesn't proc she's fucked regardless
>use regular maru bro she cooks with red shift + sfv compared to smaruis this another gaslight?
>>552449672Post Dober? Been planning on swapping off my Grass for her
>>552449140What's your id? Autis/uma/ has spots too
hmm i wonder what medal ill be getting this cm
>>552449821Don’t talk about Maru like that, she’s just from a different era
>>552449841it's the thirdbut new years ends when I have to go back to work
>>552449841i'm forced to work
>>552449708Taiki and Oguri’s are simply better and even they can get screwed by the amount of fronts or lates in the room.
I want to put a hole in my monitor when I lose to runaway Suzukas it is such a horseshit strategy
>you can spot struggle Suzuka if she late startsthe fuck
>>552449812my 2 marus have angling and i can retrain them to get sfv instead. pretty big difference.
>>552449790powerful
I’m happy my Neicha has been getting wins this CM
Good night friends!!!!
>>552450057That's a war crime
when does chronogenesis do its daily update?
>>552448085Oh? Are we sharing how we do our super scientific race research and analysis?
>>5524501367am PST or whenever "It's a new day!"
>>552449914Lobby composition matters. Regular Maru is a good choice for when your Suzuka gases out due to a second Suzuka, if you're just running fronts without niges she's not as good.
>>552450107gn babuposter
>>552449967Never said it wasn't the third, just asked if you stop at the second>>552449996>I have to go back to work>i'm forced to workYou can still go to festivals after work, you don't have to get wasted piss drunk to enjoy yourself
>>552450057no wonder, she had no groundwork/lead
huh
>>552450168it's 5 hours before that tho
I'd make a joke about sending in TT umas, but this Suzie isn't even good enough for that. Round 1 is silly.
>>552449790>>552450086she was in prime position for her unique and i was fucking scared but i forgot that she gets slapped with the low late race speed modifier fronts get.
>>552449921I run her with triple lates to increase the chances of her getting at least 6th, so you can still keep Grass Wonder in your team
>>552449841Return to office is on Wednesday, but it's my turn to watch all the backend, and I just finished clearing errors.
does unrestrained have some hidden condition? my maru has hit it twice all day?
>>552450168people will really relate to anything except JST for a nip game
>>552450107umasumi!
>>552450229i may celebrate with family i couldn't see on the weekend but it's unknown if they too will do that, i'll still visit regardless so you're right
>>552450398you need to be 1st, it procs on a random spot during final corner
>>552450351Oh, is it now?...My bad
it's really funny seeing debuffs flying out but all my fronts are positioned like thishow are pace/late/ends supposed to close this distance?
we need a 3rd horse from kentucky, this mule half-breed is not good enough
>>552450562they don't lol
>>552450590Pasa is from Kentucky.
>the slopper is here>the brown is here>the janny is long gone
>>552450590bwo your ECP?
>>552450590>>552450654Digitan is also from KentuckyI saw a fucking Buono in this CM that very nearly won... she's from Kentucky
>Slopkill yourself
>>552450590grass, pasa, and taiki are all from tuckykris s is also a tucky gal
>>552450590ELCONDORPASA
>>552450713not so fast
>>552450715>king mambo
>>552450562Fronts are required if you truly want to "debuff" and get a shot at stopping Suzuka from flying away unchecked or a lone Seiun from proccing Angling and flying away
>three naties
>>552450562A possibility is brining Dominator+Hesitant front runner+their own SuzukaEven a Pace+Suzuka can reach a win if they activate Shooting for Victory
>>552450817you're part of the problem
Another flipperhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig>>552450562>how are pace/late/ends supposed to close this distance?lmao
>>552450782there is hope at last...
>>552450789Heyyy thats my danchou
>>552450590>El>Digitan>Bono????
>>552450898More like I've successfully defended myself
>one trainer with triple stamina debuffers killed the entire lobby except the lone big nig suckzukayou fucking idiot.
>>552450715Pasa is listed as American for the Japan cup
wei
>>552451021>not my problem
Uhhhhh... Guys? Is my King and Taiki gay? They just held hands all the way to the finish line.
>>552450562>Mid-race velocity skills to overtake non-nigers just as laterace is about to start.>Head on to catch up to suzuka>Umapyoi
No better feeling than your oonige not dying in 3 oonige lobby and actually finishing the race first.
>>552450590Brother?Have I finally found you?
>>552451196The biggest nige of them all
>>552451080
At a certain point they gotta realize that Mystifying Murmur isn’t good anymore due to Runaway and that almost everyone has enough stamina
>club is gaslighting me into rolling for fuku speed>i may scratch together enough for 2 sparksi was trying to save carats but everyone seems to recommend fuku speed despite her apparently being a roamer card which afaik are supposed to be bad?
>>552449669Loli Dia raped me..
thats itteio is benched
>lost to corner connoisseur oguri
>>552451327everyone uses tazuna and riko who are also roamer cards, so why not use fuku who gives a shit load of stats, is a speed card that can rainbow and her events are great?????
>>552451327I'm rolling for NTR + Ayabe, the superior MANT combo
