Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #8948 - WORK, YOU LITTLE SHITS! WORK! Edition==NEWS==>NiGHTS, AiAi, Tangle & Whisper in Sonic Racing: CrossWorldshttps://youtu.be/B0DHucYYD0k>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Sonic universe event film to release on December 22, 2028https://xcancel.com/rejectedjokes/status/1995685906444100087==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds (oneshot) - 11 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 18 February 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>/sthg/ OP template:https://rentry.org/sthgtemplate>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org>SHChttps://shc.zone>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>552446903Thread theme: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqKvUmS6z0
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fiona drawing porn for me
Please name a japanese Sonic character who is not from the games or Sonic X. I want to see something.
>>552507301manga family
>Gallagher Archie>Fun, whimsy, cartoony.>Gallagher / Penders Archie>Same as before but more serious. features sci-fi and mysticism. mix of action, lore and world building (That was the sweet spot)>Early Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Late Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More drama focused. most archie criticism comes from content made in this era. (slap happens here)>Flynn Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Flynn reboot archie>serious. tries to re tell game lore its own way. very action focused>Flynn IDW>Reboot archie without the Sonic SatAM stuff>Evan IDW>Steven universe fanfic>Imada Blade of Courge>Dark age game (Sonic and his co protagonist)>Imada Shadow>Shadow gens with more plot>90s shogakukan manga>hellokitty for boys
>>552507992Crazy how Archie had all of those eras and writers and couldn't keep Sonic in-character for more than a single panel
>>552507301Yuuta
Fuuta
What the fuck are you lookin' at? Go back finish your project you lazy niggers.
>>552508139I have got a very in character piece of media for you. it's also exclusively Japanese. No western writing and has no English dub.>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqyNnhJ8rr4&list=PLNj-Iq0RgTZAIc2P7H_s78QyUVn4YFCcW
>>552509064Hey man, sometimes you gotta take breaks when making a game.
>>552509154You've been taking a break long 365 days.
>>552509263i started this 6 days ago tho...
The MOBIAN Lady is the epitome of female submission and femininity.Let's start by looking at her body. Her body is small. Her submissive size makes her presence known without her even needing to point herself out. She is petite, as a result of her high levels of estrogen. This gives her the appearance of health and grace. She is then covered by her fur. This soft fur reminds us of her gentleness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the Chaos Energy of Mobius, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The fur reminds us of our shining, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.The MOBIAN lady's demeanor is one of betaness. She is submissive, graceful, and can be explosively adorable. Her behavior strikes wholesomeness and arousal into the more aggressive, brave races of man( Human Monkeys for example).The summit of expression of her femininity on her body is her belly. The MOBIAN belly is the fuzziest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of femininity, this alone would suffice to make the MOBIAN lady the most feminine of ladies. This smol, fuzzy belly is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of men, being able to more than fill all the reaches of the hands (and penis). Its fuzziness ensures that when it's tickled, the potent Mobian wails of laughter and eventually moaning will immediately enter the ears of the man the MOBIAN female entertains.In total, the MOBIAN lady expresses this femininity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When she fucks, she unleashes the entirety of her lusts and desires upon her partner without any restraint.All this is the reason why the MOBIAN lady is the epitome of femininity.
Now that Sonic has taken over a brown country and captured their leader, what's next? How will the blue blur handle the fallout?
>>552509431Is it... LE PORN?
>>552509870what
>>552509912It'd be cool if I could do that one day, but no. I'm new so I'm starting off with a simple arpg for my friendsAfter that I'll look into getting even better to make some shit for you guys.
>I am the ultimate stickform.
>>552509870Man, that Epstein list must be crazy badSonic should never have gone to the island
>>552510849Do people even care about it?
>>552511478The Epstein list? Yes, I would care if my entire government was run by active child fuckers. But considering Americans don't care about children getting shot in schools, I guess a lot of them also don't care if they're being raped.
Sonic the hedgehog?
>>552511630LISTEN TO MY OPINIONS
>>552511630He's really cool!He's got an attitude!He's the fastest thing alive!
McLaren won F1 championship and Sonic didn't capitalize on itNot even a Sonic trophy or even congratulations for McLaren
>>552511765Sega fumbling the ball at every opportunity, what else is new?
>>552511562>Yes, I would care if my entire government was run by active child fuckersOh boy, the things i could say about my european politicians...>But considering Americans don't care about children getting shot in schoolsIt happens every blue moon, unlike gang shootouts.
Is this true?
>>552511849Yeah, plus, isn’t just about every mass shooter have some connection to the CIA through a relative?
>>552511902A Christian would turn the other cheek, so that's true
>>552511849>whataboutismAll politicians should be executed but whatever nigga, it's time to talk about Sonic>>552511902Vector is the oldest character in the cast and has to hang around with these dumb fuck teenagers all the time, no wonder he's always depressed.
>>552511912twinkver gayver homover femver
The world can’t handle Antoine becoming a hero
>>552512228My penis can't handle Antoine
>>552512015>hurr durr whataboutismI'm not defending anyone, i just state people don't care about politicians being pedophiles, that alone won't cause any great pushback against the elite. Until people starve nobody cares.I'm just tired of all this shit "le epstein fails" as if it does anything to our cause for trasnparency.Sure, talk about sonic, i'd just lick ya.
>>552512343lick deez nuts
>>552512343I just read 20 hontails rapefics
>>552511912I like different art approaches, but this is a bit way too much
when's the next /sthg/ goon sesh being hosted?
eventually
>>552512396Get HVAC'd by (me).
>>552512514Next week I hope, I already cummed and my boomer body needs at least 4 days to recharge
I spent several days away from this place and I can report that I actually felt happier. Although it could be because I spent most of my freetime reading or cooking.
>>552512845i tested that and i can confirm, in general internet is miserable and makes you miserable
>>552512343Who is the artist?
>>5525126364 days? Dang.
>>552512976I can't tell you. You're not privileged enough to be on epstein's list.Also i don't know.
>>552512858link the full pic pls?
How did Hontails become a thing
>>552513139Archie
Honine scribble is still my fav.
>>552513380>he could make it 3D if he wanted
>>552513665the ending was absolute pressure built-up release kino:https://imgur.com/a/honine-scribble-sJvIOzN
>>552512845>>552512959You feel miserable about reading Sonic posts? This is one the tamest /vg/ threads
>>552512976>>552513085https://baraag.net/@duncanscocc/115466302808264501
>>552513848Archiefags warned us. Windnic is old and busted. Zoomers want movienic now and we aren't part of it
>>552513848>Sonic is just Superman or Peter ParkerThis has been known for awhile. In case anyone hasn't been paying attention, many franchises have gotten marvelfied. It's even present in the comics/games. Ian is similar to penders in the sense that sonic is essentially a vessel for the stories he would like to tell. While penders used sonic and echidnas to tell sci fi stories he's rather be writing, Ian uses the franchise to engage with a desire to author capeshit.
>>552514035>Baraag >Just kemono, not real shotacon What is the point?
>>552514157The funny thing about Movienic is that he is a perfectly accurate representation of a cool zoomer boy and older fans can't recognize this because everything he does is considered lame by them. He's part of a fandom, he's constantly telling jokes, he wants to be a hero, he loves celebrities and the MCU, his parents listen to HIM. He's the ideal Zoomer. The ultimate zoomer.
>>552514017>This is one the tamest /vg/ threadsYeah that's not saying much. But it's a pretty logical outcome that if you spend hours everyday talking to miserable people and reading miserable posts, you're going to feel worse. There's typically not a lot of positivity in your average daily /vg/eneral.
IDK guys. At this point sthg has become impossible to use if you actually enjoy IDW.
>>552514273>MCU>zoomer
>>552514628If you gaypost like >>552514608 you will feel much better
>>552514906this is true...
>>552514035*URP* *BLAAARGH* *BLERGH* *BLEAH*
>>552514792Good
>>552514906Don't worry just being here makes me feel like a faggot
>>552513848If it's a deeply idiotic interpretation of his character, why have the movies been so successful?
>>552515491jim carrey schtick
>>552515491because the general public is retarde3d
>>552514792How so? /sthg/ has always been critical of any type of media.
>>552515491No normie actually likes movienic he's fucking annoying. Every review says he's literally the most annoying character. The standouts are everyone else. Literally everyone else.
>>552515529If you invade any part of angel island you are inside Knuckles' personal space, and he will rape you for that
>>552516000Knuckles wouldn't do that...
>Fuck this thread
Why sexuality had to exist? i could have just eat a lot and then divide myself into 2 incels and so on and so on...
>>552516710Go have sex NOW
>>552516734NO, i want to be an infestant organism, and stuff my clones directly inside everyone's house. I think i would probably kill myself right before having sex from how little intimacy i had in my life.
>>552516958I will FUCK your clone
>>552517046that's gonna be an endless ganbang...
>>552517367>hello 911 there's a genderless faggot driving beyond speed limit
>>552517367oh shit, /sthg/ games? Let's do it to, come on, open a lobby, I'll take you all on!
>>552518306i'd play with you if didnt say let's do it to it
Can you guys stop making typos?
>>552518306>Let's do it to itWay to fuck up a good post, now i want to play hitman instead.
Sonic fans being cringe again, business as usual.
>>552517367NiGHTS getting one more time the sun before going right back into the Sega vault
>>552518508nop im bad at typinge nglish
>>552518707No, NO! that can't be! don't say it like this is the last time!
What is wrong with you guys?
>>552518985I'm a faggot?
>>552519004so am I, you don't see me mistyping my posts
>>552518707They should just make NiGHTS a Sonic character alreadysame with Ristar
>>552519526i just NEED to fuck the both of them
>>552514157>>552514273>>552514197>>552515491It's almost as if Sonic was always meant to be brand fad chasing mascot first...
>>552519526>>552509067
>>552519526>Effeminate sidekick but your rival is manlier and cooler than you>Girlboss love interest but your rival is a cowards and faggier version of youBoth are pretty similar actually
>>552509934>What?Trump just kidnapped Venezula's banana republic dictator or whatever.
>>552520573So?
>>552520625Nothing, it's just context on what >>552509870 was referring to since there was confusion.
Sonic would never kidnap Eggman. He would atomize his country to the ground and let him rebuild it later but kidnapping isn't the way of the wind
Niggerkiketrannycrackerfaggot
>>552520775Sonic would ride Eggman's dick
Scourge would kidnap King Max
>>552520809High quality post
Can Americans fuck off with their politics for one goddamn minute? You don't see me, a canadian constantly bringing our politics into every single fucking thing every day. you people are freaks, this is about Sonic not your shitty politics
>>552521040you're just america's hat stfu
>>552521040>You don't see me, a canadian constantly bringing our politics into every single fucking thing every dayNo, but we still have to bear your thinly veiled cuckold fetishes.
This >>552521191 was typed by a Tailspedo btw.
>I am Canadian and-
This >>552521321 was typed by a canadian btw.
You can check the archives as much as you want. I already accounted for that.
>>552521434... being a canadian is worse than being a pedophile?
You strike this incarnation with all your might. It changes nothing.
>>552521573What pedophiles even did to you? You can't even have kids on your own.
sex with /sthg/
>>552521434>wow.... you know what? I may be attracted to real life children and pose a threat to society...>but at least... i'm not a CANADIANMost mentally sounding tailstard
>>552521752no sex
Bump and Sage
>>552521756Ok canacuck.
Kurimu-chin!
>>552521804archieshit diaperfaggotry inspired ocs that should be thrased by all costs
I'm a free man, you can't build a case on me. LOL
*brings your OC breakfast in bed*
>>552522165*my OC the moment you walk in*
>>552522089Sonic the Hedgehog
I KNOW YOU'RE DOING A "view same" OF ALL MY PICS IN THE ARCHIVES!YOU CAN'T FOOL ME YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO AM I!
>>552516436
>>552515075Cute and canon she actually did this
>>552522165she's still asleep
That deep need to bust a nut inside amy.
>>552515491>why have the movies been so successful?For everything but Sonic>Sonic 1Carried by Jim Carrey, every fucking review calls sonic annoying as fuck but Jim Carrey makes it tolerable>Sonic 2Carried by Jim Carrey and Idris Elba. Obligatory crazy black lady scene plus sonic being annoying are highlighted as negatives, Knuckles was done well and women are horny over his voice, no one gave a fuck about Tails>Sonic 3Carried by Jim Carrey x2 and Keanu Reeves.Sonic is still considered annoying by people until the super sonic and super shadow fight at the end of the movie. Before that, people still massively complain about him constantly spewing pop culture references and KONICHI-WHAAAAAAATNobody watches these movies for the worst interpretation of Sonic, every other character is done better than him in relation to the games and that's not exaggeration
Sonic characters for this feel?https://youtu.be/5otYUHbaJX8
>>552523032>Carried by Jim>Carried by Jim>Carried by Jim and CrydowWhat if Jim Carrey dies?
>>552523550Piccolo
RANDOMFOX WONKRACK WONTHAT RANDOM TAILSFAG NOBODY NOTICED WONRICHMUNK IS POORMUNKO ALGO
So are the Satam and Archie characters in the mobile game or not?
uh oh tails pedophile melty
>>552523693it's been a month since the last update and nothing yet
EIEIEIEI OHEIEIEIEI AHEIEIEIEI UH IH AH!
>>552523236Starline
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>>552523686Explain>THAT RANDOM TAILSFAG NOBODY NOTICEDWhich one?
ehhhhhhh?are silverfags okey?
>>552521425You see this picture, she is not smiling.Look at her mouth, the corners are turned down.2subtle4u, simpletons!
>>552524053He is actually, he's way too selfless that he would kill himself for others without overthinking it.
>>552523995me
>>552524356Okay now I know exactly who you are.
>>552524141Sorry I was too busy staring at her tits.
>>552523935You're so right.When is that gay duck showing up again anyway? I haven't seen him in a while.
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When i open sthg i feel like this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=7SFLVpsi_XM
>>552521425You see, her hair is actually like that because she had a schizophrenic breakdown in the bathroom.
Is this IC?
oh my
>>552524608no but this is
>>552524608Pedophilia is windpilled so it's more icy than IDW or shartchie
YOOOOOOOO OH OH OH ANON!YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME? THE BRRRRRILLIANT DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??
>>552524932No, but I'll suck your dick
Sex with rabbits is always IC
>>552523032Would the Paramount movies have been even more successful if they were Eggman movies told from his perspective instead of being "Sonic" movies?
>>552511478no they're too busy playing red vs blue to actually do anything>entire USA upper elite echelon discovered to be on a pedo island>'Well! I hope YOUR sides pedo goes to jail first!'>repeat for 6 years>nobody of real note arrested
Funny how Prime came and went yet the only thing of note from it is Nine
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>nothing ever happensCaracas got bombed by the usa and they kidnapped maduro a bunch of hours ago btw.How would sonic react?
>>552525267Wow it's fucking nothing
https://youtu.be/Avqf7TIL2Y4&t=377Would Sonic hit the Macarena?It's peak 90s after all
>>552525301SEE? I TOLD YOU XNIC WAS IN CHARACTER! HE WOULD SLEEP AND NOT CARE
Sticks
>>552525448In... character?
>Maduro goes in the vault with sally
>>552525448How easy would it be to trick her into sex repeatedly?
>>552525138It was more interesting than whatever Frontiers was trying to do with that poor excuse of Eggman wanting a family and all those Evangelion references
https://x.com/toki5801850/status/2007357976324227318
>>552525448I wanna be in THAT character if you know what I mean AM I RIGHT BOYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>552526146Why trick her? Don't you wanna seduce the pretty lady?
>>552526210CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>552526210
>>552526205Eggdad certainly was...a choice. Not sure how they'll reconcile that with Eggman's other aspects
>>552526413They'll just turn him into Bowser.
>>552526386It's fucked up that Sega vaulted Kit while canonizing Surge
>>552526413Unless they bring a regular villain like Mephiles to be the real main villain of new games with Eggman being a sideboss, Sage is probably going to betray Eggman at some point to not ruin his role in the story so he can stay as the main enemy. Every single robot/AI that has any intelligence betrays him sooner or later anyway, so it makes sense
>>552526413I'd have Sage be his assistant first, daughter second. Maybe also play up their contrasting natures with her aloofness contrasting with the doctor's bombastic and childishness.
Evan is head writer, that means Surge is getting redeemed. She will say that having the traumatized tortured girl is problematic and Ian will concede because he's a woman respecter
>>552526854>>552526413Is the idea of her being a dedicated Eggman subordinate to his schemes that unbelievable? If the Auraver fad was any indication, fans seem open to it rather than baying for her redemption.
>>552527116It's telling that Ian had to write Sonic side-stepping pic related with "we'll cross that bridge when we get there".
Like Orbot and Cubot, Sage is unfortunately staying beside Eggman
>>552525138Nine deserved a better show
What was his fucking problem?
>>552526413What is wrong with Eggman having a daughter? She's loyal to him and willing to enact his will, wants to protect him. Eggman has shown that he is desperate for connection and family. It's really not that shocking or difficult to understand.
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>>552527921shitboard
SONIC! SONIIIICCCC! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
S O N I CGO!S O N I CGO!
>>552527116>>552527810It's not that she makes him "not a villain" (Sega wouldn't allow that radical of a departure). Rather, the concern's more that her presence might sand him down to Bowser-like shenanigans. The current Brand Era has a big problem with characters losing teeth (the Babylon Rogues owe a lot of current popularity to the fact they're still allowed to have some bite) and it'd be all too easy for bad writers to lean too hard on the whole wholesome crap and forget they're meant to be baddies. Look me in the eye and tell me you don't expect that once Evan starts writing Sage's IDW debut.Were this the 2000s, I wouldn't be so worried for Sage's writing moving forwards, but there's a lot of uncertainty and experience has taught me to expect the worst with Sega. We're not even sure how she'd participate in boss fights.
>>552528173sonic go to the polls
>>552527810Western writers can't stand the idea of a subordinate female, even by choice, so they are forced to give sage her own agency and because they are incapable of writing women evil they will have her turn on Eggman or be another reluctant lacky. Ideally sage should want what eggman wants and have her own justifications for it, she's a genius, he made her, he must be an even bigger genius and rule the world because he's objectively correct.
>>552527810Not only it comes out of the blue, it straight up doesn't make sense
>>552528356>sad hueing
>>552528212Sonic doesn't care about politics, but he'll be there as Super Sonic to stop all of the nukes when they all simultaneously launch
>>552528283I like how they're getting mediocre the same way they used to accuse old tropes of mediocrity. They're just unable to portray humanity in its whole.
catten
>>552528356There's some dysfunctional evil sibling rivalry and infighting angles to this.
ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR IDW TO FEATURE SAGE?
>>552528463Truth be told, Metal Sonic did try to forcefully take over Eggman's army at least twice. Metal Sonic is too rebellious.
>>552528283Is honestly prefer if sage takes a hardcore preservation stance and wants to matrix everyone into safe batteries to power Eggmans stuff so they don't have to suffer anymore. Everyone wins on a theoretical level at least according to her, and we can bring back Eggmans stupid grapes from Archie!
Sonic is just "cool teenager".
Sage is cute
>>552528356Why else would Eggman constantly make robots with the capability of self awareness if he doesn't, on some level, want companionship?
>>552528578Hopefully Sonic Team does something between them or it will be wasted potential>>552528283If Sonic Team does their job, Sage should stay on track>>552528673I'm not even excited for her next appearance in the games. I just want the gameplay to be better
>>552528559Pensavo fossi latina?
>>552528805archie on the left
>>552528805>insert Wind schizoism from Sparky
>>552528805Wrong Sonic is Mickey Mouse
sage started like ADAM from archie Sonic.and then like how things usually go at sega these days, she got reduced into a hellokitty for wholesome sonic channle stories
>>552528932Windnic is insanely simple though>good guy>NO SHIPPING>wins all the time>no crying allowed
>>552529059Ackshully, he's Felix + Doraemon
>>552529059no he is a doraemon
>>552527723He wanted to knock down Knuckles but adversaries get shelved.
>>552528190The funny thing is that Nintendo tends to balance Bowser's "wholesome dad" routine. Marketing and spinoffs like the Olympic Games play it up, but in the platformers, Bowser's still a villain first. It took until Brothership for them to use the "Junior gets kidnapped, Bowser goes to rescue him" stint and Bowser doesn't even team up with the Mario Bros. In fact, the M&L games actually put Bowser's parenting in more of a critical light by making it clear that being an constantly busy evil overlord can negatively impact your child's behavior.
>>552528925E tu chi saresti?!?
>>552529369Shadnic and Sondow
>>552529138>literal Gary StuAll it tells me then is Sonic was never meant for storytelling, but only for gameplay.
>>552529595Sonic died when he spoke for the first time.
>>552529369Blue Super Sonic
>>552529595Basically. You can write the same stories with a more flexible character and still reach the same conclusion.
>>552529595Yes Sonic is a gary stu. This is the result of Yuji Naka's idea of coolness becoming the staple
>>552529469>>552529732Shadow's model in dream team shares Sonic's skeleton. Some Sonic animations are still baked in and he looks real goofy doing them
>>552528849But it's just not explained. Does Eggman fear about what will be of his empire when he dies? Does he want someone else to pass the torch? Is he just lonely and going through a crisis? Did he have an actual daughter and died? We only know how Sage feels about Eggman but not the other way around, it's up for interpretation so I can interpret he made Sage because he is a lolicon and wanted a robo waifu. Shouldn't have put so much time explaining the mystery of the ancient civilization with no mystery.
>>552529732nigganic
Sesso con questo gatto.
Douge
>>552529795Wow, naka is a retard then.
>>552529658>Sonic died in 1991https://youtu.be/oFP_0FPTEY4?si=PhbzCbVtwdkJuHSX
>>552530242Copnic
Perhaps the pot is the only real ship, one day a beautiful girl grows out of it.
Sonic characters for this feel?
>>552529595Sonic was always intended for both gameplay and storytelling>>552529658>when he spoke for the first timeNovember 30, 1990
Sonic being a gary stu wind spirit who is always right and never slows down for anyone is a concept literally older than the videogames You can not like it but that's just the fact.
It's really telling how RCS is the least beloved Sonic voice despite being by far the most prolific. Nobody missed him in Prime, in fact the Prime voice was welcomed over him.
>>552530673I would not complain if Deven replaced RCS.
horny the bat
>>552530673The Prime voice fits perfectly.
>but askualy (semantics)>wuz alwa intedad fur stuatellin *shows secondary shit*Don't care + didn't ask.
>>552529595This is true, it's why most of the more story-driven Modern games opt to have Sonic be the supporting character of a new central character (i.e. Shadow, Blaze, Elise, Merlina, Paramount Eggman etc). The quality of a Modern Sonic stories is tied to how strong of a character the new central character is. After SA1 Sonic (along with most of the legacy cast) were intentionally kept as simple characters, to better prop up the stories of new characters.
>>552530673The fandom always hates the current thing.
I thought this shit was obvious. Have you not noticed that Sonic is the only character who never goes on a character arc? Tails Knuckles and Amy get multiple recycled and he has never actually had to learn a lesson in a game. People say lost world. Not EVEN lost world. There is no lesson in that game, he makes a mistake and that mistake isn't actually punished in the story. Do you think Sonic learned to stop attacking haphazardly? Nope lmao.
>>552528780I do like the idea of playing her burgeoning-but-undeveloped emotions for horror. Something like...>I'm sorry, sister. Anything I could not remotely shut down had to be neutralized directly. I took care to ensure there was no irreparable damage to your internal systems.[sparking]>I know your auditory functions are still operational, so I want you to understand: this was not done with malicious intent....>I *do* consider you family. As much as Metal Sonic. As much as Orbot & Cubot. As any Badnik, truthfully. We are all creations of Father; nature and origin are irrelevant.>That's why I intend to bring you where we all belong. Home. To him.>It won't be just us. Unit E-123 is en route. He felt abandoned by Father. That was why he loathed us. I'll embrace him too. Then Gemerl. Mecha Sonic. I have the power to make our family whole.>So I hope you forgive me. Because family shouldn't fight. Not when we have the same purpose to serve.>We'll be...happy together.
i love digestive cookies
>>552530953This is not "secondary", it's part of the story that Yasuhara and Ohshima created, which got SEGA to greenlight the game's development.
>>552531261...aren't they all?
>>552531139king arthur
Forgot the pic but whatever you should already know what it is by now
>>552531143Lost World Sonic was written like Silver.
>>552531139Swatbots I guess.
>>552531146>We are all creations of Father; nature and origin are irrelevant.Strange minds think alike.
>>552531439i love these dumb ass robots so much
>>552531336
>>552531418I bet the only reason the japanese version didn't completely erase that is because it's a physical thing he did and not just dialogue
>>552531325
>>552513098Why is the Werehog so sexy? His muscles? His domineering nature? His big fluffy chest?
>>552531931all those things you just said and more
>>552531696Didn't Japan like Lost World? Maybe they like Silvernic
How do loops even work in 3D?
>>552530476Sonic if he was in a better franchise
>>552532597They start, they end, they restart.
>>552532597gravity hax
>>552532597How do you mean?The camera is the only part that doesn't work.
This is how the average shiptard acts. It's not even confined to fujos, people get way to attached to shipping and an endgame that they reach a point of sunk cost fallacy no one talks about and then they have severely autistic child tier meltdowns when their reality is flipped upside down and all the subtext they obsessed over and shipping fights online of people telling each other to kill themselves over amounted to nothing because the ship didn't become canon.This is why creatives shouldn't get involved with this nonsense and attempt to babysit the fandom and play the middle man to talk them down. You can't. They're already too far gone, there's no point in sacrificing the creativity and plot points of a story to ensure people won't break down over the wrong two characters interacting or two characters interacting and not catering to the favorite ship. I'm thinking of sonamy, sonaze, shadria, sonadow, shadouge, knuxouge, whispangle, silvisper, silvaze when I write this. If any of you on the creative team could learn to get a clue, you'd ignore fandom shipping drama and stop trying to communicate with them like they'll become sane. It's not your job.
>>552533049tldr?
>>552533106A very popular ship from the netflix show stranger things didn't become canon and autism is autisming
>>552532597In 3D they are mostly for spectacle; an important part of Sonic level design philosophy.Better question: How do you make loops mechanical important like they are in 2d?
>>552533049>minorswhat she means by that is sexually mature adults
>>552533187oh, my sister was saying something about thattalked to her a bit about it and honestly I didn't expect them to do it anyway
>>552533271Fat
>>552533049Why are fujos so fucking mad that the horror adventure series didn't confirm their stupid ship when one of the two characters literally has a girlfriend
>>552533271The characters are played by adults, but in story they're teenagers. The real takeaway here is when she said "the woman died why cant the men fuck" which basically sums up every shiptard I've ever seen. Demonize the threat to their ship, hope that getting rid of them makes their ship canon. Every sonic ship I listed has this problem in some form because none of you people are normal if you care that much about shipping
>>552533471>Why are fujos so fucking madIt's not just fujo behavior, I see this behavior in this very thread every day
>>552533502teenagers are not realit's a fake category made up in the 1950'seither you are a child or you aren'tthey are sexually mature adults
>>552533745Okay whatever sure, not the point retard
>>552533745Whatever you say.
>>552533745what a strange viewpoint
calling 20-year olds "children" is misandry
Killing myself to be isekai'd into Sonic's world so I can marry Shadow because humanity is evil and the world is shit
Anytime shipping arguments start in this general, I want you guys to remember this is what you're arguing with https://x.com/n4vyist/status/2007207233969631344
>>552534182dun wanna lose u
Doesn't windnic invalidate all your ships
The Wind
>>552534534Only for Sonic.
>>552534263You don't deserve to be happy.
>>552534534I'm not bound by the same rules as Sonic Team
>>552534657
I like Shadria
>>552534182I don't believe in bhuddist style reincarnation.My plans for going to mobius as a kid involved going to space and passing through the first worm hole hoping it takes me to that right alt dimension. it had to be a worm hole since black holes could bake my alive due to the amounts of hot matter in its orbit
>>552534263WhyHate me
>>552534757Yeah well I love Shadria. Take that!
>>552534789nu
>>552534789cant
>>552534789shan't
I think it's cute how Blaze can be herself while she hangs out with Silver.
>>552534789ban't
>>552533049>>552534198This is crazy man. I watched the first three seasons of Stranger Things and have no idea what she's talking about.
you are the light of the worldthey hated her because she spoke the truth
>>552535079Silver works better with Amy than with Blaze
>>552531931I want to kiss this picture
>>552535202based Silvamy truther
>>552533049Average Sonadow fujo. I despise them so much
>>552535202Everyone works better with Amy or Sonic
An 8 years old just gave you a flower.
>>552535127I like how this makes a point to show you that her tits are jutting out enough to catch raindrops
>>552535284im a silvisperfag thosilvamy is good too but not as good as sonamy and shadamy
>>552533049Can't wait for 2027 to put these obnoxious, unbearable, and burdensome fujos in their place. It's high time they get lost for good
>>552535838>bitingthis is my fetish>silvisperthis is not my fetish
>>552536047I don't understand why someone would still believe Girlboss Amy will produce good Sonamynot even mentioning Sonamy that will beat Sonadow
Sonamy with girlboss Amy is literally just Sonic x Rebel Rouge so you can fucking have it
>>552536530HER FUCKING TITTIESI'm COOOOOMIIIIIIIIINGGGGG
>>552536530IS THERE ANYONE LEFT HE DIDNT JOB TO?WHO'S NEXT? JOB TO CHARMY?
>>552536530The Knuxouge...
>gay shipMight as well stay alone.
>>552535838this is literally me
>>552536438We don't know if Amy will be a girlboss or not and yes, I have watched that post-credits scene from Sonic Movie 3. Her being a girlboss would be the worst case scenario but we simply don't know what the writers will do with her in movie 4 beyond that scene yet
>>552536712Sorry, the women have decided that you have a husband
>>552536712sonadow will be real soon
>>552536756>We don't know if Amy will be a girlboss or not and yesSHEBEAT25 METAL SONICSHOW IS SHE NOT A GIRLBOSS
>>552536530LER HIM WIN ONCE PLEASE
>>552536984she will make sonic sandwiches
>>552536853When i say fujos shouldn't write outside specific exceptions i am dead serious.
>>552536984Like I said, I have already watched that scene and it's concerning but the chances are that those Metal Sonics are just a bunch of cheap clones. Anyway, the writers have to avoid writing her like a girlboss if they want Amy and Sonic to have a good-developed romance in the movie. Pat Casey has said that he wants to write Amy as Mary Ann Summers from Gilligan's island. She's a feminine character
At this point metal Sonic winning is just as OOC as Sonic getting married
>>552537413Has he ever won?
badass bitch
>>552537359>Amy and Sonic to have a good-developed romancedon't make me laugh
Pounding gigi until she's pregnant.
>>552537581fatass dog
>>552537653>being the replacement for her dead husband
>>552537732It's the only way to ungay her.
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>>552537538reread the statement
>>552538098Jenhen made porn of all these characters.
>>552538374Artist makes porn, shocking.
>>552538061making krack look like this
>>552538374All OCs are porn fodder
>>552536530i can't explain how, but knuckles looks like a nigger here
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/151983983#bottomhttps://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/151983983#bottomhttps://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/151983983#bottomHelp
>>552538404Did Krack make this?
>>552535079Well I think it's saccharine slop that goes against the entire point of her character.
>>552538539All things and thoughts are porn fodder
>>552538953My dad made that
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552538953No.
>>552539086
>>552538953>>552539095 (Me)In fact, I believe the original poster and Krack would disagree a lot in regards to Maria.
Where did Violet go
>>552539176
>>552533195Loops were always just spectacle even in 2D. Loops and the rolling ball gameplay idea came up independently of one another
>>552537621People really gives Sonic Silver's personality when he deals with Shadow https://youtu.be/0sqGEQlMPS8?si=EdfHNIgC_W1kONE-
>>552539350Krack is based but she has a blindspot about maria's role.>>552538404this is closer to true but still not correctyou have to include every part of shadow's story (SA2 through to 06) to fully grasp him, normies only see the stereotype and don't even know the character, but even the more discerning fans are selective about him.
>>552538374All the artists are degenerates expecially faggots working for sonic.
>>552539634
>>552539786https://youtu.be/SUkXd_8Clt0?t=40that personality?
>>552539817>maria's role.explain
>>552539997my cumdump
>>552540181G.U.N Soldier....
>>552539923>CommunityNot watching your garbage any further
entire tube of cinnamon rolls3/4 jar of picklesentire pizza
>>552540321are you pregnant?
>>552540419unemployed
>>552540454so am I but I don't eat like that, damn
Silver is a good boi
>>552534198I think she's faking the reaction for attention to some extent. I like shipping, but I never understood obsessing over a single one to the point that you get upset at other people like that. These are fictional characters, we can imagine different scenarios, that's part of the fun to me. Not that there's anything wrong with liking a single one in particular, but you can always just make your own content or just use your imagination>>552533049>their reality is flipped upside downNice pun
If you fuckers don't get out of the death battle thread I'll flood this general.
>>552539786Faggotver isn't his personality it's just the impression people get from Pete Capella's shitty voice acting.
>>552541204Do it.
Twinkver
>>552541204with what
>>552541541cum
>>552541571ngghplease do it
>>552541204death battle thread? there's those?
>>552539997If I thought anyone would read it I would probably try to explain his story to you.
>>552541623Felix is hot
some days i cant decide between krack and maris
>>552535079>Blaze can be herselYou mean OOC?
If I had to marry a woman (yuck!), I would choose Nicole (yay!)
>>552543642I would choose Krack, or maybe Maris.
>>552543642Nicole will never be a real woman.
Sonia is deliberately written as bitchy, whiney, spoiled and rich.She has super powers but she isn't disciplined. Her solo song is her complaining at length about having to go on an adventure. She likes to talk about shopping, her nails, makeup, dancing, going on dates, wearing pretty clothes, and gossiping with other girls.She is repeatedly objectified by the show. Sexually.She hates dirt. She hates getting her clothes wet. She hates non-gourmet foods. She hates rowdiness.She is not easily frightened, but not because she's brave or stoic. Sonic and Manic are both braver than her. Her sheer strength renders things that would be terrifying to her to just being disgusting.She has every possible stereotypical "Spoiled rich popular bitch" trait rolled into one with a side of Mr. Incredible.Her abilities and her voice are the only things that break the stereotype.Sonia is the "rich one" Sonic is the "normal one" Manic is the "poor one" and all of their character traits revolve around that comparison and all of the tropes surrounding it. Manic is the most subversive of the three.He has no special powers. He has to use a hoverboard to keep up with his siblings. He is an expert marksman and pickpocket. He has all the general dexterity skills.He isn't insecure about this. But he does consider that he might not add much to the team at first.He is nicer than both Sonic and especially Sonia. He has to warn Sonic to be gentler with Sonia (Sonic proceeds to make Sonia cry without a second thought).Manic is also the least intelligent of the three. The most easily scared. The warmest, and the happiest.He is also a habitual thief.
>>552541623>Meanwhile in whiteboard.
>>552544509The whiteboard is satanic?
>>552544672It's a cult, or so I've been told. They only draw same shit garbage every week for themselves, invite outsiders, get worse every week, don't improve, enable retards and don't take requests from us. Thank God for the AI that will put them out of work, oh wait they don't even have jobs to begin with, no wonder they have time to draw an entire weekend
>>552544672Everything is Satanic these days. Even the church now promotes self-worship is a principle of Satanism.
>>552534182I won't kill myself because doing it for such a selfish reason probably fucks up my karma, but I'll definitely wake up in Mobius/sonic-bius/IDW-bius/game-bius/etc. one day and marry my cute and sexy mobian boyfriend. Whether or not it's because I astrally project my soul there through autism, end up in a dream and lose myself in it, law of attraction autism myself there, or die and end up there in my next life, I don't care.But it's going to happen. Humans suck. I hate them. Evil pig-monkey hybrids from hell, they are.
>>552545313This, the don't engage with thread culture too
gata amarilla
>>552529059Sonic is "Cool Mickey" and Eggman is "Evil Disney". Actually, no, it's ... Cool Mickey + RoadrunnerEvil Disney + Wile E. Coyote
>>552545841con olor a orina
>>552546294wtf u say bich
>>552546494Soñic
>>552545357
>>552546540i believe in orange supremacy
>>552546395Kidnapping a head of state is probably going to have horrible consequences via the butterfly effect, but man the content is amazing right now.I guess we'll be in full blown WW3 by 2028. This year at the earliest. This is just like when Naugus took over the kingdom of acorn and declared war on the ninja clans, kidnapping conquering storm, and then eggman (xi) invaded station square (taiwan) shortly after. Wow!
Time to draw...
>>552546818What doesn't have horrible consequences via the butterfly effect?
>>552546818Ever heard of Manuel Noriega?Nothing will happen
>>552546761chest too small
>>552546993draw Chris fucking Marine in the ass.
>>552546993you won't
Sonilver but VVINDYhttps://files.catbox.moe/7ry06x.jpg
>>552547246>Manuel NoriegaDifferent circumstances. This is done to take the country's oil, in an unstable time globally. That was done to secure the panama canal during a time when the USA was the only sole power and the USSR had fallen.It's a multipolar world now, chud.How do you think mobians would treat a kidnapped human? Would they torture you? Enslave you? Treat you kindly? Force marry you to an animal person? Obviously, it depends on the continuity.
>>552529595Nah, Sonic at his core is a cartoon mascot. He's not made for gameplay or storytelling, he's made for cool cinematic action sequences or old school gag-heavy cartoon shorts. Where the main focal point is either being in awe at how cool he is, or laughing at Eggman failing to stop this invincible cartoon god. Sonic is a Roadrunner + Flash-tier speedster, which isn't really "made" for gameplay on its own, because the challenge is for you, the Player, to actually "get good" enough to actually be like the "Sonic" seen in those cinematic set pieces. And that level of "Speed" is nigh-impossible to actually execute in gameplay form because YOU are obviously not as fast as Sonic, so several concessions have to made just to balance that at all. And storytelling-wise, Sonic is inherently the absolute coolest guy ever with the 'Rule of Cool' version of Toon Force making him unstoppable and invincible when it really matters, and personality-wise he is too wise and enlightened as a person. So any sort of character growth is just not gonna happen, he is an immutable being that'll never change by anyone's whim but his own. Trying to build a game OR a story around Sonic is a nigh-impossibility.
>>552547513i like the thing that you're making mobian analogies i love it
>>552547246>Lived until the ripe old age of 80Sounds like getting captured by the US ain't such a bad thing.
>>552547575 (me) In short:Sonic is not made for storytelling because he is too "COOL". Sonic is not made for gameplay because he is too "FAST".
>>552547485...the artist?
>>552547472I must...
>>552547513Not all conservatives are war-mongering neocons, fool. Most young conservatives now are anti-interventionist
>>552547776pxchiziru
>>552546818>xi eggpingThis would be amazing. Chinese style eggman robots would look beautiful.>red with gold, intricate trim and detail>dragons breathing fire and shit
>sonic not made for story telling This is a stupid take. Just stop trying to shove him into the role of a protagonist. Give the typical protagonist role to another character. Sonic is supposed to be the hook. The eye catch. The crowd pleaser. You don't worry about if Santa or Godzilla have character development, they're there to be appealing.
>>552547984non-fansonic is a charactera compelling characterhe is just not the character you want him to beso you deny is character instead
>>552547864Jet is such a snob and braggart
You know what i learned from this emotionally broken bastard of a character?First, women want men who look cool, penis sizes matters but that's more a "plus" they don't really mind. Men who are strong and capable with a captivating look are more likely to impress them.Second, if said man is also a rubik's cube, it's free real estate because women love to feel useful and try to solve their emotional issues and uncover secrets.If i missed more points, send me a DM to my 4chan account.
>>552547984>>sonic not made for story tellingI don't really think he isn't made for storytelling or gameplay, that's silly. But objectively, Sonic being the absolute coolest and the absolute fastest, with the specific intent of being someone you admire, means that there is a specific type of story and game he primarily exists for. Although Sonic is adaptable and can fit anywhere, forcing him into roles he doesn't belong in will cause problems. A "typical" protagonist is like a video-game character that starts at level 1, and grows via gaining experience and unlocking new abilities or tools. That isn't Sonic, because he's already experienced enough inherently and strong enough inherently, he has nothing to learn and nothing new to gain unless it's a flashy cool power-up that he masters instantly for maximum hype moments & aura farming. The purpose of Sonic is to embody the themes of the story, as a guide for the actual protagonist to learn. In gameplay-form, the general idea behind Sonic gameplay is continuous trial-and-error in order to master the mechanics and memorize the levels enough that you can speed run it effortlessly, and only then will you be able to accurately "be like Sonic".
>>552547513Nothing will happens, anon.It's just some small country on South of United Federation. It's just too far away to any other country, specially Chun-nan to do anything.>It's a multipolar world now, chud.It's not. It'll take a good while until it's actually turn into multipolar Mobius.
>>552548486Yeah he's great
>>552546818>to have horrible consequences via the butterfly effectThat's like saying the loud fart i made this morning will cause a global climate collapse.It's a dumb fallacy you could say abour every little thing and still have no clear understanding of how important it is, the USA always carried these operations.
Archie and satam are just about a nicer version of Jet
So when's Tails gonna cower in fear and maybe even present his ass as part of his plea again?
>>552547485OOC, Sonic doesn't abuse Tails
>>552544351Makes me wonder how they would have ended up if they were raised together.
>>552550203Sonic abusing Tails has been a thing for decades in the community.
>>552550024Next time he’s written OOC, aka next Sonic Team game
>>552547575>Trying to build a game OR a story around Sonic is a nigh-impossibility.And yet here we are
>idw characters get in the games>immediately become ooc
>>552550419But Tails cowering is IC tho.
>>552550382>OOC dogshit has been a thing for decadesI know. IC Sonic loves and respects Tails>>552550553The comic writers don't seem to care about characterization and contradict each other's the comic character characterizations, so I don't think anyone should have a problem with their game debut (if it ever happens) being what ultimately defines them in a more meaningful and stable way
>>552550668spam something good at least
>>552550685It is not
>>552550024Probably in the next game, same game where shadow won't do shit and is probably dumping a shit reading the newspaper, rouge barely have a spy role, amy will cheerlead, sonic will apparently die then come back saving everyone, knuckles will stay aside cheerleading with amy, the chaotix playing UNO (charmy wins btw), cream is vaulted again with her mom and idw characters will make cameos, again.That will be 70€, thank you and fuck you.
What's Sonic's equivalent of Spyro Subway
>>552550597why did they animate her deepthroating 2 imaginary human penises?
>>552550858Tails Bench
>>552550776Japan wrote it. It is.
>>552551379Japan wrote it. It isn’t.
>>552550496I said NIGH-impossibility. The only thing truly impossible is impossibility, as long as you have the belief and the will to act, there's nothing stopping you from making your dreams a reality! Sonic may not be built for "conventional" stories or games, but what does that matter? Sonic is SONIC! These are SONIC games and SONIC stories! We don't do it the "conventional" way, we do it the SONIC way!
Today i don't flood the place with foxes but only because i'm hypnotized by amy's huge bongos.
>>552551540Oh I see, you're right!
>>552550597>No Kit!>No Kit!>No Kit yeah!
>>552550597Shame you can only have 4 animations saved in Rumble, so one must be Waving to show teammates I am going away or greeting them in a polite way, headbanging must be one of them, so only two are available for variety
>>552552040I wonder how he feels at Nintendo
>>552552051incestnic
what should i realistically expect this year? more live service slop?
Hello? Yo?
Things really slowed down. Are people here still in the Death Battle thread?
Not a single person at Digital foundry had Sonic on their top list of games in 2025
Why is giving Sonia a modern design so hard? No one has any issue giving one to Manic.
Sonic has always been good and it will always be good and my opinion is wrong and if you disagree with me then you are stupid dumb
>>552553091>sonic>topwhy do you expect sonic to be top on anything?
>>552553070leftcels too busy seething
>>552553262Crossworlds was the most popular and highest rated racing game this year
>>552553091Who (don't answer, no one cares)
>>552553307Isn't that the tranny who killed xerself on the bridge?
>>552553307I still can't believe that the Defense Minister was seeing the aircraft carrier so close and just went home like it was nothing. Year just started and we got one of the most retarded deaths of the decade.
>>552553370By what metric and category? amongst kart racers mario kart world was shit and yet performed better
>>552553827Reviews and engagement
Which Sonic characters have the highest kill count?
NIGGER NIGGER >NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER >NIGGER NIGGER
>>552553720>>552553307Dare I ask for context ?
>>552553938The End probably followed by Shadow. There's definitely archie characters with ridiculously high ones including Eggman himself
Make this handsome fellow the new king of Iran and Venezuela
>>552553889outcompeted by mario both by reviews and engagement.
>>552554176He is so handsome he can't be evil
>>552554005Trump deposed a leftist Venezuelan dictator and bombed the tomb of another on the way out in the cleanest military operation ever. This is good for America and the Venezuelan people so obviously western leftists are seething.
>>552554005Venezuela has been taken over by USA in less than 12 hours. That anon picture is from the Dictator Hugo Chavez's mausoleum being destroyed by the Americans. Maduro was hidden, but got captured while the Venezuelan defense minister saw all the ship in Venezuela water and just said "They aren't crazy" and went home, just to get bombed while sleeping and die.
>>552554413He only wants Venezuela's oil and to chase out Iran, China, and Russia from trading with Venezuela. Trump could care less about liberating Venezuela. Before you accuse me, no I'm not a leftist. I'm an anti-intervention conservative
>>552554860Surge is tsundere for Sonic
>I want to build Eggmanland FOR you!
>>552554783>anti-intervention conservative
Evan accidentally had Surge call Sonic by his name in the riders arc
>>552554783so what you're saying is that Trump is advancing American interests and Venezuelans get their freedom as a bonus
Surge gives off major "trailer park trash" vibes. I think Sonic can do better than her
>>552555042What would Eggman do if Amy did this to Metal?
>>552555248What does Surge usually call him?
>>552555303They're both hobos in some way, they're made for each other.
>>552555364Blue or some insult
>>552555046There's a difference between neocons, who call for wars they don't want to got to the frontlines of, and non-interventionist conservatives, who only care about the affairs of their own countries and don't want to dig their noses into others'.>>552555261Machado, the opposition stooge, supported the sanctions, which have led to the deaths of thousands of Venezuelans over the years since they can't access food and medicine. She isn't going to liberate them. The U.S has no right to invade a foreign country and steal its natural resources.
Normally I say ship whatever you want but Shadamyfags and Sonadowfags have spent the last week confirming that they're stupid
>>552555414>BlueTsundere as fuck
>>552555571pansy
>>552555571Every single time, "non-interventionists" end up taking the side of dictators against American interests. Curious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGwkr8EXWY
Surge and Sonic in the beginninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=becNYgf3n-ISurge and Sonic when development is done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VofThzTwOcMThis will be canon
>>552554297The cutest manlet
>>552555981try not violating others sovereignty then
>>552554783>>552555046>>552555981>>552556187America is the WORLD POLICE nigga, we moving like BATMAN in this bitchIf Eggman was real, we'd be hunting his ass down with squads of Navy SEALs and blackbag him and ship him off to gitmo and pimp him out to Lockheed Martin and GD so we can RAPE China in the arms race. As for Sonic, or any of those other furry freaks? Eggman put it best, we can carpetbomb the rat bastard, and if he survives, we're going to dissect him and use his wind powers to create FTL engines for the Air Force.
>>552555981You can oppose both without wanting to militarily interfere
>>552555364"Sexy", or "honey", or "my hunbun", or "dear husband", depending on the issue
You have to admit that Sonurge is much more interesting than Sonamy.
Navy The Seal
>>552536530Shitougetards on suicide watch.
OCs
>>552556457You have your discord shitboard for that
Sonurge and Shadally
>>552555571"Anti-intervention conservatives" seem very easy to manipulate and don't seem too interested in holding the leaders they place in power accountable, given recent events.
>All's well that ends well.*WW3 starts*
>>552556187Maduro never had any legitimate sovereignty to begin with. He was an illegitimate communist dictator and nacro-terrorist.
No one is starting WW3 over fucking vuvuzela
>>552556628>mfw
>>552556457I love them
>>552556449Reminder that the Sonic girls had Rouge being fucked by Knuckles while Shadow was nowhere to be seen btw
>>552556243USA = G.U.N.
>>552556457
>>552556686He's a socialist, not a marxist. Cartel de los Soles doesn't exist. It's a made-up excuse for the U.S to invade. Also, don't forget about how the CIA trafficked drugs in the 80s and 90s and how Trump pardoned an Honduran drug trafficker recently
>>552556686and who installs those in south america praytell?
>>552556550OCs are thread culture
America is invading Mobius
Can i say, as an evil right-winger, that none of this is my fucking problem?And, as non-american, that NONE of this is my fucking problem?
The freedom fighters fight for freedom
>>552556935Call me Gaynard, Alota's porn cat or Woeshit get endorsed by Sega
Sonic would stand with the people or Venezuela and Iran and against the oppressive communists and jihadists
>>552556412Sonurge is just Shadamy for male yumes
>>552557020Being a right-winger is basically admitting you're retarded and a actual pedophile
>>552556779GUN is an NWO world army.
>>552557089I'm getting another cute picture of her soon.
>>552557217>Shadaze is just (x) of thingI still don't get your point
https://youtu.be/zQkLMt9ymQU
>>552557385I don't know for who or what, but do as you wish.
>>552557348If you're so smart why the world is not socialist yet?
>>552557348Don't say that if you're the one supporting putting children on puberty blockers and letting drag queens read propaganda books to them in libraries. Progressives always try to to take the moral high ground but end up revealing themselves as hypocrites
>>552557563socialism is for lazy weed smokers who want a comfortable life while contributing nothing to society. the big irony is that people like them end up doing worse off under collectivism
>>552557385I'm happy for you anon.
>>552557020*kisses you**takes your guns*
>>552557384Is GUN not just the military of the United Federation?inb4>implying Sonic has worldbuilding
>>552557348Who could guess that the janny is just some leftoid.
Poor little Kitsunami. Someday soon you are going to have your chance.https://youtu.be/Ll_NQtGcaWk?si=AhdwPRGyH7V_g7Rn
>>552557384G.U.N are basically N.A.T.O if they were one giant military rather than just a alliance of several. All of course directly controlled by the United States stand in, The United federation.
>>552556457Are shit>>552556935I guess if something is spammed enough it’ll be considered “culture” then>>552557089Yeah they never will. And until then they’re nothing>>552557385Hopefully it’s a piece of Woe finally killing herself
Kit hearing Surge get redeemed deeply in the other room
One of my favorite things to do is rewatch the same 5 seconds of Sonic saying a cool thing in a cutscene especially when there's cool music playing because Sonic is so badass and awesome I love him
>>552557764They've been taking Ls for 50 yeras now, even nepal revolted against the commie elite and now maduro is sucking american cock. I do not justify other right-winfers like the american cuckservatives, but it's not like leftoids are having a good time with their entire movements being trannies and brown grifters for the most.The world is still the same place it was 1000 years ago with the local hierarchy based violent superpower fucking smaller states, and that is all.>>552557867NOT MY GUNS!
I am so proud of my President right for for taking out the Venezuelan communist dictatorship
>>552557020>as non-american NONE of this is my fucking problem?LOL, Venezuela thought the same thing.>>552557348Right-wingers aren't bad people, they just only care about problems when it's literally in their front yard, or could potentially be in their front yard.
>>552558531Maduro is a socialist but not a marxist. Get it right. Not all socialists are marxists.
>>552558185Woe isn't my OC so I don't think it's that
Go get some friends to discuss ocfaggotry with and kindly fuck off.
https://youtu.be/ZUJzpa5YpN8?si=PAtpABf3FOP8fzuQ
>>552558690>Maduro is a socialist but not a marxist. Get it right. Not all socialists are marxists.You have a piss fetish but not a scat fetish. I'll get it right. Not all people with piss fetishes also have scat fetishes.
>>552558923You're my friend :)
>>552558923you sound upset, no need to be mad
>>552558252This happened in #56. Kit got kinda mad afterwords.I think the borders around Kit changing colors to reflect who he is listening to is pretty neat (from green-Surge to orange-Tails to blue). Though I wonder if the shift to blue at the end is supposed to represent Sonic or himself. It's probably intentionally vague.
>>552558683>Right-wingers aren't bad people, they just only care about problems when it's literally in their front yardIt's not exactly like this at least for myself, i simply just can't do shit about it, because if it was for me i would industrialize africa so i can ship immigrants back in relative safety and decrease birth rates. Decolonization left a power void in africa that still takes many lives and fuels local wars thia very day, and americans have a need to destabilize everything which is another problem.and this is a sonic general, also
>>552559380Kit and Tails having a a heart to heart. Meanwhile Sonic and Surge: https://files.catbox.moe/0vc73m.mp4
>>552559380Wait I never noticed that wtf
>>552559356This is worse than any rape.
>>552559380Interesting detail. I’m gonna have to read the Surge and Kit comics again, but that means I also gotta sift through other shit I don’t care about like that Pinocchio girl.
>>552559501It okay right-winger Fionafag, Africa technically exists in the world of Sonic so it's on topic!Introducing humans to Sonic was a mistakeAnd a lot more countries than America needs the continent of Africa destabilized because the world values the raw materials there more than the people living there, it's how we can source the raw materials for the computers we use to argue about Sonic.At the end of the geopolitical day, there is nothing a wealthy country fears more than a stable country with a monopoly on a crucial resource.
Unless you bang me, your virginity will remain the same... Forever.
>>552560523<Introducing humans to Sonic was a mistakeOk, SOA schizo
>>552560501>sonjetkinooooo
A Fionafag posted a video of some party or a fest where an asian chick was dancing with a man and tried so hard to make him bashful on stage that she just stuck her hands on his pants and jerked him off and I haven't been the same since
>>552560675Do you think Mazuri is intentionally held back and destablized by the superpower countries of Sonic's world, like Africa is in our?
>>552560675I like Eggman, I don't think he is a mistake.
>>552560523And with a new continent industrialized, it means an entire new planet of economic partners... and economic partners means billions of people with a huge demand for goods and services... and a huge demand for goods and services means MOOOOOOONEYYYYYYYYYY a lot of money! and a lot of producers with means a market in rapid expansion for even more MONEY!
do you want to know why i love sonic
>>552559749>>552560273Evan has a lot of weaknesses in writing and constructing plots, but she is a very good sequential artist that's able to really sell vibes with imagery.
>>552561368yes anon, please share!
>>552560757uuuuuu
>>552559380Judging by what he says here, it was probably himself.
>>552561171>Implying Eggman isn't an egg blobianNo other Sonic Human looks like Eggman, so Eggman can't be human, just like Professor Pickle.
I want unironic predictions of what is going to happen to Surge this year. Real answers this time not just shipping and sex jokes.
>>552561749He's the peak of human performance
>>552561826Sonic will impregnate her.
>>552561749Sonic 06 show eggman is just like other humans, it's just the cartoon style of other games that makes him looks funny.
>>552561175The world does not want another China.>MoMOOOOOOONEYYYYYYYYYYYour not gonna start posting Wonder Bread are you?
>>552560523ok apparently i misread the post because i need sleep but yeah, at the end of the geopolitical day big players are bastards and we can't do a lot ourselves about it.
>>55255935667
>>552562024Sonic will get impregnate by Eggman**ftfy
>>552561826IDW moves too slowly for anything to happen in only 1 year. So nothing.
Silver
>>552561826IDW will be forced to bring Surge and the other comic OCs into the real world and prostitute them because nobody buys their comics
>>552562075>The world does not want another ChinaAnon the world is always in desperate need of another china, otherwise there is no competition and it's easier for a single country to dictate deals because everyone depend upon them.
>>552561826Pretty sure Starline is coming back. I don’t care how, but I want Kit to get his chance. He’s proven himself capable by himself, at least somewhat. He deserves this.
>>552562104Sleep now!
>>552562024You son of a bitch
>>552561415Evan was always a good artist who is marred by being in a writing position when she only knows how to write Tumblr fanfics
>>552560501
Maria reincarnated as a wolf so she could howl at the moon
>>552562381good night
>>552562856ugly bitch and blaze
>>552561719I think this page confirms the question the blue boarders introduced in the previous page>>552559380, and that it was definitely supposed to represent Kit with Tails mentioning Sonic being a fake-out for the reader. The green boards on the other hand definitely represent Surge, though in this context the showcase Kit's complete relapse into depending on her.Looking back at some of the issues, the color-coded boards are also employed elsewhere for both Surge and Kit.Evan did good work with Kit in this storyline, unfortunately he just kind of got overshadowed by how messy Surge's storyline was.
Bun!
TAILS NO!
I miss hubworlds in Sonic games
>>552563370???but you have them still
>>552563264if games still had graphics like this, they could make country sized maps and the game would still be small enough to barely take up space on your computer
>>552562683The space colony ARK made no sense in the world of pre-boot Archie considering the humans were supposed to be hidden in a dome and cut-off from the rest of Mobius. You can see the point the writers stopped even pretending to connect the comic world to the game world and completely gave up, it’s hilarious.
>>552563264IM FUCKING TWEAKING
>>552562907Sometimes i wonder why you faggots are not harassed
>>552562540Truly Evan is the Yuji Naka (born to code, forced to executive produce) of IDW, lol.
>>552563439I firmly believe that companies could make modern games not be bloated pieces of shit and still look the same of they gave a shit about optimization (or if the hardware forced them to)
>>552563542(You) wasted that pic on someone else, which means you can't use it one (Me).
>>552563736(You) are supposed to be in bed!
>>552563736
>>552563542amy is the worst character and the only reason she hasn't been vaulted is she's pink sonic and can sell toys to dumb little girls
IDW #64
>>552564076I can't believe people watched Evan pick apart and ruin Silver's character and still go "I love silver he's my soft yummy boy". She ruined everything. She should be fired. I don't understand why Evan is still allowed to write Sonic comics after doing that.
Mephiles should've copied Amy's form and used it to seduce Sonic successfully unlike Amy to make Elise cry rather than whatever it is he tried to do
>>552564184Out of character. The reason Rouge finds Sonic annoying is because he is too stubborn to get seduced. Sonic would never be seduced under any circumstances.
>>552564184wouldn't work, it's Amy's ugly body he's copying
>>552563370There are two paths before you.
>>552563898I can't sleep, you guys triggered my inner fat lolberg and now i want to buy McNukes™ to end sonic's world (IDW world is too sanified they are in perpetual gay peace).>>552563941fuck...
Mephiles turning into Surge to try and defeat Sonic only to end up getting pinned down and brutally raped in every hole by Sonic.
>>552564069And is the next star of Hollywood, see you there penis square
>>552564338https://youtu.be/tLYW-G_ofts?si=sxEfpjzmdSBT407I
>>552559380>>552563125>>552561719Cool
>>552564076IDW #63 was worse
>>552564016
>Nintendo sues>SEGA gets sued
Sonic RPG when?
>>552564332>>552564338Then he should've just done what Amy does and settled on Human Men and gave up his stupid world destruction idea>>552564490Elise sees it and is jealous, cries and Mephiles says "all according to keikaku" as she fuses with Iblis, but once beaten Sonic just fucks Mephurge again and makes her his housewife
>>552564847right after silver and blaze get vaulted
>>552564891its not even sonic prime
I thought this video got taken down years ago.https://youtu.be/5SoPhv7cI0M?si=vFvxzP31QANF24pK
>>552546761twitter source?
>>552564386Don't blow up the sheep boobies!
>>552564891You sure this isn't 06 and not prime?
Lanolin's personality is entirely localized onto her chest, she has 2 huge containers full of personality. A single mastectomy is enough to kill her appeal.Also i don't know what this webm is about but i'm sure it's porn and if i get banned for it i don't care, maybe i'll go to sleep finally.
>>552563183nugget!
>>552564847there was one almost 20 years ago
Why did Lanolin immediately dropped the possibility that the someone in the Restoration could be a known shapeshifter and infiltrator? Especially when the accuser had personal experience working with said shapeshifter? Even of it seemed unlikely, why not just double check to shut up the two idiots on your team?
>>552565270The power of boobs is truly incredible
>>552564353Can I turn around and go back?
>>552565561You're not allowed to screen your new recruits for the possibility of being a known shapeshifter because...YOU JUST AREN'T!
hugging Shadow from behind
>>552565589So it seems. A huge tail helps too.
>>552565561because Whisper also dropped that chargeNon ultra petita
>>552565851You mean the thing the entire team failed to do until this point?
>>552566012IT'S ONLY A PROBLEM WHEN I SAY IT IS
My problem with Sonurge is that it isn't in character. >REEEEE NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE LIKE THE GAMESI agree, but Sonurge should be in character. It should be Sonic grabbing Surge by the arms, forcing her onto her back, spreading her legs, and then fucking her for his pleasure because that's the only way to get it through her thick skull that she will never be able to hurt him and that her body is a toy for his amusement. It should be based on how he treats her. Surge shouldn't enjoy it deep down, she should start crying and begging him to stop as soon as she realizes what he's going to do to her. When Surge learns that Sonic is going to be her first and that Sonic's seed is going to be in her body she should be in hysterics. Sonic and his cum should be in her nightmares.
>>552566158not enough wrinkles on her muzzle
>>552566147Damn this is cute
>>552566147Why is it Sonic instead of Rouge? At least pick the character who is in love with Shadow.
>>552566165
>>552566660>Not realizing Sonic cherishes Shadow more than Rouge
>>552565953Huge boobs, tail or ears. If a female character doesn't have at least one of these I can't enjoy them.
>>552565969Yeah but by that point Whisper was beaten into submission by Surge,Tangle, Lanolin, and later Sonic; she was 4-0 by the time she had to moderate the race and after a certain point you lose the wherewithal to keep fighting with your superiors.
>>552566165Surge should eventually become submissive to Sonic as a coping mechanism and start looking forward to when he rapes her because that's the only warmth she will get in life
>>552564982https://x.com/Uravity98114/status/2005662245418930515
>>552566843Fine taste, gentleman.
>>552567032thank u anon
All things considered, this cover is pretty funny in retrospect, given how the plot went.
>>552566158Rape this wolf
>>552567608four retards and one dead retard. thanks for the stories evan and ian
We should have more debates about characterization
>>552567960we've had more than enough. none of the discussions in this general go anywhere anyway
>>552567608I almost thought he was doing the pose.
Good night, potatoes.
thread is about to end so I want to remind everyone that OCs are beyond based
thread is about to end so I want to remind everyone that boobs are beyond based
thread is about to end so I want to remind everyone that shadria is beyond based
>>552568260Sleep well tater
>>552568831>>552568831>>552568831
MARINE
>>552568861>Early MODS
erm... guys?
>>552569714Tell me
Marine the Harbinger of the End
>>552569879Marine... She's...
Gross
Needs blobs.
