Lazy Shit Edition>What is this?Second Life is a virtual world MMO with user-generated content, its own in-game economy and currency that can be traded for RL currency, and a large array of lands (sims) that can be independent or interconnected. Customize avatars, sell creations, explore, socialize, (E)RP, attend virtual events like concerts, screenings, meetings, etc..>>Useful Links:Create An Account:https://secondlife.com/Recommended SL Viewers:https://pastebin.com/HsStw7kPSecond Life Grid Status:https://status.secondlifegrid.net/https://twitter.com/SLGridStatus>>Related SLURLsHair Resources:https://hairsl.weebly.com/https://pastebin.com/W9TeJHJi (List of Stores)Freebies:https://www.scoop.it/topic/second-life-freebies-und-mehr>>SL Eventshttps://secondlife.com/destinations/eventshttp://seraphimsl.com/http://secondlifesyndicate.com/Monthly Event Guide:https://pastebin.com/xBNRh3ee>Current Events (End Date)Decor Forge: https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Rhode%20Islands/174/133/22Xmas Shop & Hop: https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Gleaming/128/128/54>Monthly Events (End Date)fameshed (Jan 27th): https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/FaMESHed/163/147/25Anthem (Jan 30th): https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Anthem/134/129/1107The Men's Dept (Jan 31st): https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/TMD/123/92/22Previous Thread: >>550757407
>>552526970I wish I didn't have to see the elder scrolls
>>552527262
>>552527362>>552482885 every time. it's ugly and looks like the australian
>>552526970hey its me
is that mexican tranny m0rtus the bumpslave?
>>552527872doubtful
>>552527759Hi
>>552528046ok now step on my balls please
>>552527903seems exceptionally coincidental that he's the op of every second/third thread.
>>552528358How do you know for sure that mortis is the OP of those threads? Such as : "I see Mortis online when the threads are made" etc.
>>552529931Honestly mortis thread doesn't last that long ever since boy.pedo still panhandling around.
>>552531383what does this even mean
>>552531673>Honestly mortis thread doesn't last that long ever since boy.pedo still panhandling around.Look at OP image.
I want to dieIf I'm not alive by 2027 just know I got some legendary pussy Wish I were jokingInfinite red flagsI just don't care to heed 'emIt's a win-win
>>552532281Awwwwwwwww
>>552532281based furry eminem
>>552532018That's not Mortis though.
>>552532281Did you get a male gf?
Post the sluttiest avi's you've found so far.
>>552536767you first
>>552533509>Look at OP image.It isn't mortis.
>>552536767Ur mom is the sluttiest avi I found so far.
>>552527682what are you talking about ESL?
reposting this classic
>>552548465Why are you talking like a pedophile?
>>552553934because i am a pedophile, do something about it bitch nigga
>>552528309:(
>>552526970I need a tub like this to bathe my wife in
>>552555406That's an inflatable pool
>>552532281attention whore, do it or fuck off.
>>552555563I need an inflatable pool like this to bathe my wife in
>>552555702She must be wide
when the fuck is MOR releasing the hellhund update
>>552556872what is there to update?
>>552557282hell if i knowhe pulled the gacha so you now have to buy the fatpack if you want a hellhund until the update drops, but it's been a while
>>552554652If post us your address I'll give it away some serial killers and wartime wartime veterans "No credit card acquired" and just maybe the FBI!
rip
>log in>loud tetris theme playan>find la creatura smacking away at buttons on this nearby machinewhy are folk like this? surely you could go play tetris just on some webpage that has better latency/more interesting mechanics than this barebones shit?
>>552566792ask them, they are probs lonely
Nobody wanted to buy yaboi's pyramid scheme for $L15000 a piece, now they are all unwell and it's your fault.
>find incredibly well put together Victorian themed skybox>start mousing over furniture out of curiosity>AD Pound chair, DICKDrainer sofa, AD Gobble 3k, Xplicit Jules toilet, Bear Rug 3some...I don't think there's a single piece of furniture that you can't fuck on in this place, it's impressive.
>>552571865Simply exquisite
>>552571865share slurl
One of the more amusing aspects of simhopping is reading the profiles of these people that are hamstered away in their private sims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3KYN6cdDY
>>552574418
>>552574418>I saw a Youtube deep dive on him a few years ago. He likes his niche anonymous world. He moved on to feeding content and is hiding in paywalled gay fetish sites. The video I saw if I remember correctly did find him on one and after contacting him he deleted the account and that's where his trail ends. Nobody wants to spend money and spend days digging through that kind of content to find him just for him to run away to another one. He does not want to be found.>I saw someone that looked and sounded exactly like him on tiktok recently under a different name. He was just stuffing his face and burping, I commented "king ass ripper?! Is that you?!" But no response. I should go back and try to find that page... Edit: found him, "The Gluttonous Kingpin" with a pig nose emoji on TikTok.This man is a national treasure.
Got dropped in the middle of a tacticool patrol with a bunch of battleships rocking faux nazi German naval ensigns.. Kinda based
Some of these RP places are wild, do they make money on this stuff? Must've cost a crap ton to decorate and host all of this.
Who tf is Kimberly.Kukulcan and why does she own 17 regions populated entirely with breedables junk... Did I find Putin's daughters' secret hideout?
>>552577275Some regions are preserved by LL or have the grandfathered in fully paid for status.
*lol*
>>552578884No they don't
>>552578884There's a western sim thing like that
View distance on max. This bitch FILTHY RICH
brush the stink out of my fur
>>552579945that's cum
Why did nobody tell me we could've been having dinosaur sex this entire time!?!?
>>552579579It looks like his forces are mobilizing
>>552580295But we did
>>552580558*sniffs your t-rex hole*
you just know
>>552578884>grandfathered inThat's just a monthly tier discount.
Simhopper dropped me in Patch.Linden's ageplaying hideout. All the furniture is owned by diff peeps so it's either a coven of pedos or a dude with a ton of alts. Notice how the access list has restricted as many Bonniebots as possible lmao - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Crystal%20Oasis/205/219/22
>>552579945what does it smell like...
>>552583948like cum
Hottest banger club was right next to my squat all this time... https://files.catbox.moe/y0h1cj.mp4
>>552595814>hardKOKwhy am I incapable of stopping my laughter
>>552595814Owned by the same person?
>>552583317You can just block them all with one checkmark.
The rainbow connectionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es8El1kzv1A
>>552532018Boring and uninteresting you were given 1 job and that was to keep this thread alive and now look at the state of it ESL.Frankly look at the state of second life itself, grossly dead and uninteresting. But I guess thats what happens when you have a population of nothing but mentally ill schizophrenics and socially maladjusted, nothing can grow its just down down down
>>552607509I forgave him once for his transgession but I won't look the other way this time. The pathetic excuse for a life that ESL once had is now going to be nothing but pure misery. Starting right now.
>>552580295you can't, you can be a dinosaur and take a big dump though
>>552577275Is that crack den? If so they get kickbacks from LL and a lot of monetary support from the peopel that live and RP there.
>>552607742>>552607509Hellish projection *Rofl*
>>552566792I did become hooked to a SL Tetris machine at this hangout for a day or two. It did make me nostalgic about when I used to play competitively at the Tetris Friends website as well as other places (I remember Facebook had a version of it you could play with your contacts, but not touching that site again with a 1000 mile pole), so knowing full well how jank and limited the SL implementation was I felt like checking out Friends again just to find out that site had been shut down a few years back.I did however find this great indie version called tetr.io and became hooked with that for some weeks, in which I managed to rank decently, though started to lose interest as I reached my peak. Might still go back again eventually tho.tl;dr while not really a viable way to play the game, it did reignite my interest for a bit. It can also be fun to compete with your friends if it happens to have a scoreboard.No idea why the person on your pic would choose to look like that tho :/
>>552566792>why do anything in SL?gee I dunno retard
Oh?
>>552614351
jeetslop
>>552609653shut the fuck up
>>552616024>jeetslopThat's totally a new one, also why are they begging ESLer's to post here?
>>552616442your avatar is gross mohammed
>>552616532Is that a pedro response?
Your avatar is gross mohammed
>>552609653Le keep posting!
really gross av
>>552575958I've remember the battleship sim had so much fun there. I'd remember using the creator who made the boats as stress pillow <3 "Before I got together with Kai"
Really because i talked to Joe and he says he has no idea who you are
gauge users....
>>552623939EW
>>552619928>>552618038>>552616765ugly arab male posing as female bunny online
>>552607509
>>552626536Don't you want to hear about my husband the incredible hulk and how we fucked?
why are uti animes so mediocre?
>>552641869because the head wasn't made by a japmiddle bottom is freaking me out
>>552640691Yes, his cock IRL is biggest there is! I'm lucky in love he'd fatten me up to cushions le impactor during accouplement!
>>552646552do you bounce that ass on femboys? asking for a friend.
>>552647056that ass is green cock only
>>552647820Yes my hubby has a green cock it's oozening out radioactive cum! 100X Times better than some poor hardy fool who nukes their friendlist for just the slightest metly!
damn ana raped and gaped ESL?
>>552648589he fucked up ESL's holes with his giga green giant dick
>>552648589>>552648917That never fucking happened.
>>552648917all the way through, put that rabbit on the spit
>>552649716This happen to someone but they wasn't a rabbit instead of a dick. The use high pressure water lines!
its rare, but sometimes you do see a cool original outfit.
>>552653005pic unrelated?
>>552653354Why not?
>>552653354slash me kung-fu kicks u in the nards
its rare, but sometimes i do samefag.
>>552654842It's okay anon, however it is 4chan!
This game sucks A lot
>>552656687GG no re try.
I am lusting something vicious
>>552653005unc thought he cooked ::skull::
>>552653005faggot
>>552656687until you realize it was the only place you could get to know people and see them die and shit
>>552668783>heard
>>552653005
>>552668783you can do that anywhere
>>552669250yea but i don't think theres any other game that makes you realize that. https://youtu.be/dvbxh2rLcdo?t=26
>>552653005he's about to do the final confrontation with Umaril
I think i should just buy RE4 during the steam sale and get over with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY&list=RDgOMhN-hfMtY&start_radio=1
or maybe ninja turtles splintered fate
>>552633936post the link to the pdf files, that was a good laugh
>>552685337*Rofl*
Second life is a diverse game. You get muslim women and bimbo diaper fetishists living in harmony.
>>552688161haram
>>552688161My MFW when
>>552690480You not suppose to post that.
>>552532281Still unemployed.
this thread has made me cultivate a parasocial relationship with shippo littlepaws
>>552698542Is that good?
>>552704452unlikely
>>552578678I sometimes wonder how many celebrities or high-profile people who can’t really live normal lives spend time in Second Life. I'm sure a few of them do. I'm sure there's a lot on 4chan too due to the anonymity.
>>552711972I wish I saved that pic Drew Carey posted of his avatar taking a shower.
I was fucking a femboy last night and he wouldn’t shut up about Warhammer 40k. He kept talking about the Death Guard and why Nurgle is the coolest Chaos god. I wanted to just tp out but his avatar was just so sexy and I was really horny for that plump bubble butt. Why is SL full of so many weirdos.
>>552717863I hate Warhammer autism
>>552718202It does seem to affect only the most deranged.
>>552718202>Who the fuck is joe?Awwww! I like how they slaughter the orks just like I've punished some green weirdo who has an autism for world of warcraft!
>>552717863I have warhams autism and this is cringe. How did fucking nurgle of all things come up whilst smashing? Ew
>>552717863I bet he's German and in his forties
>>552669250what i meant was you meet people and become really close friends (through poseballing) with them, then they die (either for real or virtually) and people hold funerals or don't but wonder what happened to them. It's just like real llife, it's dramatic but its in SL so u dont care as much and you could just laugh it off. It's a simulation.
>>552720539actually a very ugly avatar, reminiscent of what a muslim would find cool
>>552733220This was totally funny! btw
>>552734734Nice, genocide projection!
>>552734917doesn't make sense try again islamist
>>552735010Nice *gasp* genocide projection!
>>552717863>>552726680Yeah my thoughts exactly, if he was getting his ass split open and he is talking about nurgle, either your avatar is fucking gross or he has a pozz/filth fetish
>>552739192Overdose projection!
>>552739829No retard, overdose would be the domain of Slaanesh
>>552739909You've just can't stop projecting yourself ca you?
>>552740629don't you have an orc dick to gag on?
>>552740678>Can I neant "My hubby hugging me in bed"I'm pretty sure you've did, and it seem to be affecting your real life goals! Am I understanding?
ESL really got mind broke by orc dick
>>552741714Cool, projection btw.
>>552743347You've are grounded until the weekend, my dishonorable grandson and your task is to drive my company cars around the grid while some weird pedo-groomer stalks you!
You ever notice this french retard never seems to sleep?
>>552743892Maybe try other tactics like not triggering?
>>552743347I have a short as fuck femboy fox and haven't been banned from anywhere lol
>>552743347ur nipple is too low or your body is stretched out weird
what did I miss?
>>552746145pics?
>>552752470
>>552758656ok can you sit pink for me
>>552758748nyo
>>552751091Your payment fees?
Not your blog Jacques yusef mujaheed
>>552762190When are you going to stop projecting yourself?
>>552762393he's describing you.
>>552762849I notice it but why projecting?
>>552762918it's not projecting when the thing you're saying about a person is true, dumbass.
>>552763345If it's true where is the proof? I'm not dumb, and I do have a ass btw.
>>552762005Is there a tutorial for customizing these cars? I notice you can buy parts to pimp them out, that sounds like a fun thing to try. All I can do is customize the exterior in photoshop.
>>552767142Yes there is, I don't have the link of the video yet.
>>552743723https://imgur.com/a/bfzbmRr
>>552769930>summon a guy that immediately tries to kill himself because he got catfished AGAIN
>>552770079>*Roflmfao*
>>552769930
Psicorp? effortZAF? cheatsSensations? effortI make the rules. Sorry.
I made ten thousand dollars in five days, I feel nothing.
>>552781949Like cheat codes?
>>552783456duh
>>552763886>I'm not dumb>a assummm...
>>552791193ermm...
>>552783456I've love it when my friends/strangers talk to me like this it makes feel gladly superior among those who mutter Um, Mm, Erm!
>>552726680A year or so back I was hopping around the grid looking for sci fi sims, I stumbled upon a 40k themed sim called Nurgle's Rot that was rated adult. I did not expect it to be a literal shit fetish sim, with ankle deep puddles of diarrhea and huge coiled snakes of turds dotted around the place
>>552810953Endless projection!
Is she the real Marge or a cosplayer?
imagine looking like a ghoul on purpose
>>552810953Oh boy, that's pretty much what I wanted just, not nurgle for obvious reasons. But probably about 5 years or so ago I was trying to find 40K sims, surprised to not find many and they were combat sims. I was wanting to make a human imperial female avi and have like a chaos sorc corrupt me however they wanted, but in the end gave up on the idea since the sims seemed pretty dry for erp and I figured most if not all sl gun game autists just wouldn't be into it
>>552811712>tummy outline dresshnnngh, do you know the shop name/gib linku?
>>552813101Eh, this is nothing, classic richie rich white woman look. There's another person who I've seen around at futa spots whose avis vary in age, but the worst I've seen was straight up wrinkly granny. Imagine your pic but aged another 30 years, was not attractive. Really gotta wonder what goes through some people's minds/what drives their kinks
>>552814061Wishing projection?
>>552813370That was at the Sugar Dolls store
ESL and his hubby
>>552819267wtf is her problem?
>>552818578>Her*lol* This almost happen and I love a porsche one car dealer let me borrow their 2018 911 for 14 days!>Also I've found an hidden camera in our bedroom....
>>552815641thanks! no doubt that dress is probably from another store but I'll check it out
>>552813168too bad the scythe beasts are dead, they could have implanted their furry geneseed in you all night over and over
>>552824763Baste, literally. Really surprises me that there isn't more warhams content/lewding on sl, but then again the scifi scene seems pretty dead too and fantasy hangs on by threads
>>552828243warhammer is for incels
>>552685337Whats the story of these pdfs? What's in them?
>>552830296I mean simply not true, it's a huge franchise with all sorts of fans. I know shadowrun had some presence on sl too at one stage and that's way more niche, wonder why all this shit died off
>>552811712Now that's a very Large Marge.
>>552832048It’s mostly associated with space marines. Guys want to be space marines. You’d be a cuck to want to self insert as a guardsman or an inquisitor. The only notable females would be sisters of battle. The franchise just doesn’t lend itself to erp. Unless is gay space marine sex.
>>552840817Again, an incredibly narrow view. Ages back a guy showed me his lictor avi and we talked about smashing using it, only for me to never see him online again (as has been the case for everyone I've met on sl interested in warhams). Xenos/beasts having their way with defeated enemies, the idea of being corrupted (sexually) by chayoss that I brought up, and do I have to mention dark elves/eldar running around showing so much skin with their rape slaves? There's a ton of potential for wsrhams lewds.No, I think the lack of it on sl is related to the general lack of scifi and dwindling fantasy. Probably just easier for folk to chill at more generic hangout sims than commit to one specific theme, so those specific sims struggle along with maybe a hardcore niche community until they die, and without a central location to meet interest dies since nobody really uses groups ig
>>552843049Second Life Projection?
Anyone else excited for the sound war? I can't wait to see what people make!
Reminds me of someone...
>>552848976I've never dated someone overweight IRL most guys I dated before are skinny and muscular!Also....Confuse projection?
>>552843049>No, I think the lack of it on sl is related to the general lack of scifi and dwindling fantasy. Yeah, all interesting settings and IPs slowly are ground down till only the generic ones are left, the bland settings where someone can slap elf ears on their character and insert it into any scene float to the top. There were warhammer RP sims in the past, back when SL was actually thriving, There were even slutty warhammer sims, I still have a Sexy BOM and prim commissar outfit somewhere in my inventory.
>>552849978>being so self-centered you you think a random post is about you It's okay, I do that too, sometimes
I'm noticing a METRIC FUCKTON of LeLUTKA heads amongst normies
>>552872424They did get them for free...
>>552848885No I don't like the sound of that
>>552850414NO GIRLSALLOWED
any gay men with low standards online rn?
>>552889032I'll be on in an hour or two
>>552887914I've still can't believe this how nep looked regardless and the way his partner Wow (pomme pancake) claim him as a nigeria scammer and witness confirmed their departure of being friends.I've thought maybe it just their way of covering their status, wow was hired by me and he show sigh's of trying to find a way to scam me by giving me everything I look at in his shop for unnecessary kindness and trying derailed the project head I've asked for that is worth up ($2000 USD) Yow!
Explain why I should read that
I'm on
>>552913982name?
>>552914609You should have seen my online status up when that post was made.
>>552919030i saw sexy little girl
What would you recommend for my first avi? I'm embarrassed to rp with my shitty avatar.I can't decide if be a typical bimbo, furry hyper like >>552849978. I want to have many doors open.What budget can I expect?
>>552927180Start with something cheap and simple like a simple furry or anime and get a feel for avatar creation before jumping headlong into anything. Unless money is no object, then do whatever.
>>552872424Okay, and? They're cheap and apparently now free, what did you expect?
>>552927180Someone here will sperg out about it but reborn is quite versatile, affordable and with a ton of clothes, accessories and mods. There's a reason it's so poulpular, just be ready to use deformers to get it in the shape you really want. That said, if you want to hyper you will really have to commit to that, more average bodies won't get too big, and bigger bodies can't be downscaled nicely to average. Best advice is to grab every demo you can and try before buying, otherwise you will waste money.
>>552927180>~I've also was gifted this body and I made it on my human alt avatar aswell for zlulBeing embarrassed to your own creation is an redflag with doubts. I've never had that lifestyle budget in second life because all my friends were creators and owners who give me things I've liked!(Therefore Human and Anime Is A Win on budget throw out and it tends to draw in all kinds of crowds)>I've asked so many furry/mesh creators who do rigging mesh and such and it's like their experience so fucking naive and allergic to money!
ESL opinions are worthless
I don't see anyone spreging out about reborn either?
Do squats exist anymore? Has all the good land been used up?
>>552932370>Do squats exist anymore?Yeah, they always will be around, as people regularly just forget that they are paying tier
>>552927491>>552928307Is 20 bucks a good starting point? I'll take a look at your suggestions because at least the demos I've seen sometimes don't even have texture and aren't very helpful.>>552929607eh...okay? u left me with more questions but thanks
>>552929607
>>55293453720-30 bucks is a great point to start, expect to potentially spend more though. It might seem like a bit but I weigh it up against other games - like a AAA title will be ~$30-50 on sale and net you probably 60-100 hours of entertainment, I've gotten much more than that out of SL. Try do as much research as you can before you buy ofc like with what I said about demos, sometimes you can get lucky and run into someone willing to help also.
>>552934537>(Therefore Human and Anime Is A Win on budget throw out and it tends to draw in all kinds of crowds)3,500L to 2,500L for reborn that like around 9 bucks plus free gifted cloths in some group storesAnimes heads like UTILIZATOR are around 700 that's like 2 to 3 dollarsBody deformers for reborn's are around 650L to 1000LIf you throw in the human head like lel, catwa etc you've won't have enough to put in mods later on!>Questions not projections okay?
>>552934537Oh and also that last poster you linked is who we refer to as ESL, learn to recognise the way they type (it's very obvious at least) and ignore ESL posts. ESL is french and seems to have a fetish for butchering english, they've shown they can type fluently but seem to purposefully use incorrect formatting and spelling for some stupid bit that's been going on way too long. At it's worst, their posts give me headaches trying to decipher wtf they're trying to say so I just skip over them. No ESL won't stop it or go away, me talking about them in this very post will spur on more ESL posting but also they will keep trying to shove into conversations even when not being brought up. Still, the best thing you can do is ignore.
>>552936807Not sorry, but I'm not reading all that projections
>>552934537Here's a pic of an older avi (real shit at photography so I don't do it often) to give you an idea what level of bimbo ebody reborn can get to. It's serviceable and ofc you can get mods and deformers to go a bit bigger (this is using waifu chest iirc), but depending on your tastes you might want to look at something even more curvy like belleza or peach. I still tend to recommend reborn since if you ever want to make a more petite/average avi down the line it can do all that too, plus like I said the amount of content and support for it.https://files.catbox.moe/rnxfjb.png
>>552941430built for shota cock
>>552941430Oh, and digging back through my folder here's some (very graphic!) in action shots of an alt slightly more thicc version I made of her using mounds (bigger rounder tits, but more gravity defying and fake looking). Still reborn, ofc.https://files.catbox.moe/3ni7rk.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/qhy3sy.mp4>>552941894Kek
>>552942458*Lel*
>>552942458Porn addicts really are a plague.
>>552943475Are you underage?
>>552943475I tried to avoid posting outright porn but those are the only snips I have of my thickest most bimbo look. Not even sorry, I warned it was explicit and you still clicked on it. People who cry about lewdness in a game that supports lewd activities have brain problems, tbqhfamalam.
>>552942458shawty going to town
>>552944061doesnt really look bimbo tbqh, wheres the platinum blonde hair and tan?
>>552946836They don't use ebody
>>552946836What, that hair ain't bleached enough for you?
>>552947035Yes they do.
>>552947384No they don't.
Not found niggers not being creepy pedos challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
>>552927180>bimbo or hyper furryhow about you uninstall
>>552954646SL (and by extension, this thread) has population and recruitment issues, and yet you're going to shun newbies for not liking/disliking the same things as (you)? Get a grip
>>552954859Those people don't play second life lol
>>552955731Yeah prob, and I get it's just an inflammatory "troll" like every general seems to have. This is just one of the few games/generals where le epick trolling is pretty harmful since we need new people to stick around
Bro just got cooked from within by 6 or 7 trible's *Rofl*
I'm not trolling. I'd rather SL be empty than be full of you eyesores because at least then I don't have to look at you while I drive around the mainland.
>>552959008Be nice!
>>552959008>drivefagOkay, opinion disregarded
>>552960353I think not a single soul cares about your opinions in mind but>I've rather have SL to be full of you retards so I can run you over on the mainland like an confuse delusional fagget you are!
>>552848885Agora 2 is already dead lol, Horse made sure of it.
>>552961545What happened?
>>552961545Maybe we should go back to Agora 1
>>552961897the furry setting it up had a schizo meltdown
>confuse delusional faggetComing from ESL? That's rich
>>552962821Yes I'm rich you've know that totally kind of make sense human avatar are eye sensitive while furry are like sound sensitive? *Notes it's in my AI diary*
>>552964662:|
>>552928307>reborn ewwwww......
>>552962284>we
>>552970424And there it is.
>>552971503You're not joining?
These are real SL stats, not fabricated for an RP or something! They'll be updated as needed/whenever my dumb ass remembers. Most cocks fucked simultaneously: 14 Most cocks fucked in 24 hours: 29 Most cocks sucked In 24 hours: 51 Most loads taken in mouth in 24 hours: 206 Most cocks in ass at one time: 6 Most cocks in cunt at one time: 8 Most titfucks given in 24 hours: 59 Most anal creampies in 24 hours: 28 Total amount of unique partners: 267 and counting!
>>552975459ok cirno
>>552975459Fake and gay
>>552975459> Most anal creampies in 24 hours: 28give me your name and we can quadruple this today
>>552975459Victoria needs to be stopped
>>552977540>haven't seen her post in several threads>this out of nowhere truly rent free with you, huh?
>Blood everywhere>Broke my headphones>Lost a good friend while drunk texting >Drunk ordered $500 worth of new headphones>Still insanely horny I'm a fucking mess
>>552981924Get off the internet dude.
>>552982272Never.
>>552981924>$500 worth of new headphonesFucking how? I'm still using an $80 pair I bought over a decade ago and they work great. You fell for the wireless noise cancelling meme, didn't you?
>>552979551>her
>>552982513Thankfully I was able to cancel about $400 of the ordersI don't know, man
>>552982761Ah, separate orders not just 1 set of super overpriced phones, I get you now. Not quite as bad...Take it from someone with a fucked liver at 30 though, take a break, unironically touch grass. Play some other games for a day, give your system a rest. Try to not drink or fap for a week, you'll likely fail but the more days you do without the better off you'll be. Then push yourself to try do that regularly. I bounce on some sizable dildos and sniff little brown bottles myself, regularly enough I don't get any real high from huffing any more and when I find myself struggling to blow with 10+ inches up my butt I know shit's fucked and it's time to try for a week break
>>552985256The least gay post in this thread
>>552981924resident lolcow
>>552993189do NOT call me that you know very little about me
>>552993745lol
You fucked your dog irl. You tried to rape someone at blizzcon but couldn't get it up. You're weak, you're outta control and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.
>>553000903yeah horse is a fucked up individual
>>552993745~I know EVERYTHING about my grandson so it totally runs in the Kazoku!
fapped to maitreya feet
>>553014789muslim male with man interests
Uhm, can you calm it down? I'm getting irl pussy and cockvored
>>553023137Comeback with better projections!
>>553026361I project an upturn in furry fox femboy stocks by Q2
>>553026521Wha-Whoa!? That's amazing!
>>553023576>>553027913nightmare bunt rotation>unhinged alcoholic who won't give you a satisfying erp cause his dick broked>bound to be one of those fags who just keeps going endlessly with no good final climax>other one's whole personality is just cars and pretending like he's wealthy/popular>speaks so much gobbledygook you go cross-eyed and head hurt
>>553032362I don't get it.
>>553032362>People who cry about lewdness in a game that supports lewd activities have brain problemsI've use to talk little on SL before and what interest me the most in SL is Hair Animation Music Sex PVP/PVE/RP/ERP Games Events and Work On Projects>Can you guess what kind of car is in this image?
>>553032362>buntlmao blunt* even>>553035553why would I when I don't give a shit about cars, boring... play a real racing game lmfao
>>553032643what's not to get, compadre?
>>553023576come sit pink for me
>>553036392I've remember playing most of all midnight club games ofc need for speed and such now days it's just beamNG and GTA! >You can't launch your fucking ass off because you never had one to show off with *Roflmao*Also https://files.catbox.moe/hkmvc1.mp4
>>553039514>now days it's just beamNG and GTAthat's just blatantly not true, and gta has almost as bad driving as sl... just admit you have a shit tier pc and can't run much besides sl, there's no other reason to stoop to weightless laggy grid driving
>>553040186I've already did admit I had a bad pc before my have my good one also there was a project for the sim lag crossing (BlueSteel). Sadly I don't know what happen to it!
Guess what I'm having for dinner!
>>553043754my zaf?
>>553043827>We having pizzas and frog legsBut I only taste Kai big juicy dick IRL
>>553047325The fullbright on this atrocious avatar very looks unnatural!
>>553047325how yall niggas still this ugly after all these years
>>553039514SL looking like shit at everything it does will never cease to make me laugh
>>553049206>>553049530That explains a lot of projects that has been brand off from SL there other viewers that would make SL look like shit or something that's my say oh shit!
As soon he came online he imminently request for ERP and flooded my notifications with tens and thousands of lindens per min!
>>553049845okay I was having an alright conversation with you before but you're back to ineligible drivel again
>>553050450No... You've still have to keep seething about people who speak more language then you you've must do it for your own survival! *zlol*
>>553050792not the flex you think it is... if you can't write in a language fluently don't post in forums that use that language, simple as
>>553051439No thank you, You can use another thread if like and spread you're nonsense gay projection pedofile code text somewhere else rent free "Zomg"
>>553052443okayy, if you won't bother to try getting better at the language used itt I'll go back to ignoring you, thx
>>553052606What make you think I'm suppose to give a fuck about you ignoring me?By the way it's thanks, and your not even welcome! *giggles*
>>552981924Still unemployed.
>>552993745Got kicked out for trying to diddle younger brother.
>>553058970When do you predict that will change?
>>553059183>Please stop posting he saidShow me proof and we should give him traditional ass cutting>>553058970And fuck off you've damn offspringless retard!
>>552935312https://files.catbox.moe/ohjvrp.mp4
>>553068102Does he even pretend to be, anymore?
>>553076310A winner? No! And yes sometime.
>>553076310>>553076636never have
>>553085646I've already seen the pdf files and proof documents!
>>553085792they got the transgender documents, wtf
>>553087728Hey! You've not suppose to mention that! ~That's classified information!
>>553084538How to train your dragon live action
>>553084538homo jomos, powerful
>>553050792Does your friend do anal?
