Last Day of Christmas Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>552553447
I love these dorks so much it's unreal
>>552745320F E E TEET
>>552745320
>>552746627>/calg/ ending
So how was everyone's Steam sale?>tfw I bought a lot of games, but Coffin still runs in my head rent free and the only game that really interests me I bought is Sekiro.
>>552747126I bought a game
>>552747126Pretty much the only game I bought for myself this time is Ib, the horror puzzle game that has been recommended here a lot before (you all should play it!). Also shortly before the Winter sale I bought another short puzzle game called Gomo but really didn't enjoy that one at all to be honest.
>>552746627>graves love incestTrue
>>552737274
>>552745950When do I see her again? Half a year later maybe? God
>>552749656Well damn, I hope at least you are staying in contact until then. Perhaps you can play multiplayer games together, for example. And if >>552270559 really was you then I'd avoid binging up TCOAAL for a while. Maybe try asking her to draw something innocuous for you instead to gauge how much goodwill she still has.
>>552749656what if she feels the same
>>552746627I've noticed that the biggest word is always Ashley. Do we REALLY say it that much? And why so much more than Andrew?
>>552753041>>552270559Man, why do normies treat this game like it's Mein Kampf?
>>552753590Because anything that challenges their beliefs or takes them even slightly out of their comfort zone must be irredimable and needs to be demonized and shunned.
>>552753479She is our pride and joy.
>>552754528Toprightcornershley...
>>552753590Because incest is WRONG, anon
>>552754802>”That’s not what your boyfriend told me last night.”
Just finished reading this gem on ao3.https://archiveofourown.org/works/30681821no smut and it has an plot so it reads like an actual book, albeit one with the main couple being siblings.If some of you were interested in incest stories without any tragic childhood or whatever. I remember a few months ago some anon was asking about something like this.
>>552756984>quarantine>his younger sister KitUh oh. I can smell a drone strike coming.Jokes aside thanks for the link, I saved the story for the future.
>>552756984Word on the street is that Nemlei plagiarised COVID smut to create Coffin.
My sister is sick and home alone with meShould I... do anything?
>>552758646What matters is not who published their work first, but who has access to better lawyers
>>552758946Nut in her medicine.
>>552758946Ejaculate onto her solvent.
>>552758946I was going to say tuck her in bed and make her hot tea, but at this point honestly I think you're just the same anon making up various stories about a sister you probably don't even have
>>552759517Absolutely sisterless post
>>552759517>making up various storiesI just said she was sick. That's not exactly a story I'm trying to get you to believe
>>552755312I'm still waiting on Anon to catbox his nude edits. The CGs especially!
>>552754517>>552754646>>552754786Goddamnit, now I gotta go and jerk off.
>>552747126I bought HLA 75% off I believe, and I still haven't played it!
>>552760059Karugo, I am going to nap. Please bump in my absence
>>552759670Well if it's true then you probably already have an idea of what you need to do. Take care of her, let her rest, ask if she needs anything, bring her hot tea and/or medicine (I don't know what you use, we have this handy thing called TheraFlu over here), and obvious don't fucking nut in it.
>>552760286I want to rub my cock on her lips
>>552758946Offer her a foot massage. Very relaxing and helps you forget about the illness
>>552760286No(Hussy)
>>552761740Do people really give each other foot massages? I've heard of it happening from anime/manga, but never seen or gotten one IRL
>>552762552who cares what other people do? it will make both of you feel good
>>552763042Anon's sister might find it weird and then it will be awkward. Shoulder/back massages is a safer option imo
>>552763529>Shoulder/back massages is a safer option imoIts even weirder as it would require removing her bra and there is no way in hell she will agree to just casually lie or sit in front of him topless. She will instantly assume anon wants to fuck her
>>552763947You don't need to remove anything unless it's a thick sweater or something so chances are whatever she is already wearing around the house would suffice. And it's something you can easily do when the person is sitting and you can approach them from the back, e.g. when they are sitting on a kitchen chair of if there is walkable space behind the sofa
Please don't offer your sister a massage of any kind.
>>552756984Somehow I knew it would be that story. It's a good one.It was written by a girl who is a longtime devotee of brother/sister incest. I've read her stuff for years, going all the way back to her wordpress blogs, but recently her tumblr got nuked.
>>552764694Is massaging someone's shoulders really seen as something so sexual/inappropriate?
>>552764439Well you can perform a massage without making clothes off but it wont feel all that good. And touching a girl's back or shoulders is pretty sexual anyway. Not the same as groping her ass or tits obviously, but still sexual. Id say feet are a safer option
>>552764858A delphic pioneer then? I wonder what she thinks or if she knows of TCOAAL.
>>552764694massages are not inherently sexual, you fucki would give my mom shoulder massages all the time she had nerve problems, you pervs
>>552765764do you happens to be from south america?
>>552765429She definitely knew of it. A lot of people would send her recs on various things containing incest, and while she would repost and comment on them, whenever they were video games or anime it was obvious she had no intention of checking it out herself beyond reading people's synopses.
>>552765960no, burgerland born and raised
>>552766034deep south or trailer park I take it?
>>552766181wrong again, homeslicemidwest
>>552766034Is your family line from South America?
>>552766394no...im sorry i dont fit into whatever stereotype you're trying to craft hereor are you implying that im a haggot?
>>552766262>midwesthttps://youtu.be/C7FXPG3slaI?si=c_W2_ESVH2MIeOa6this you?
>>552765980That's a shame. Oh well. Seeing how you seem to be a long time scholar of her work, is there anything else you can recommend from her bibliography, or perhaps from other authors as well?
>>552760059I want to play HLA so badly but I don't have a VR headset, I've been seriously thinking of getting the new one Valve announced recently, assuming I will be able to afford it
>>552759517I always have to wonder what's running through someone's head when they post this, especially in response to extremely banal shit.>Fear not, you hapless rubes, I will enlighten you to the true nature of this unscrupulous cad! Only I, with my top-class perception could identify such a ruse, and it's my sworn duty to make sure I break the spell placed over the unwashed masses.
>>552767270From what I recall she doesn't have anything else like her 'Beacon Street' story.Her old wordpress blogs are still up though. Over a decade worth of a girl geeking out over incestuous shipping. Goes all the way back to 2010.>https://x4ashes4ashes.wordpress.com/>https://shipcestuous2.wordpress.com/Unfortunately something that's missing is the old 'About' page because I guess she moved it to tumblr, which got nuked.It was interesting because it explained how she got into shipping brother/sister incest, how she supports real life incest and even admitted she has a brother, though insists it's just fantasy to her. Though she had admitted elsewhere that she's had sex dreams about him.
>>552746627>Brother sns away Leyley hot
>>552764858You've been holding out on us then, anon>>552767270I really enjoyed her thunderman fanfic, since it has two different pairs of siblings. In fact I read that one last year, but I didn't check out her other works and missed out on beacon street since I was on a thunderman binge at the time.
>>552754517I've seen where this story went dozens of times.I'll be in the pool.
>>552758806kek
>>552768708Thanks, I got lost in the rabbithole of her various wordpress and tumblr pages for a while there, such a shame that a lot of tumblr links don't work anymore. If it got nuked because someone reported it I hope they slowly die of cancer.
>>552768708>>552771228Some tumblr links can be recovered froma archive.org.if that's any help.
>words words words
>>552772483Look at him go
>>552772581>Anoninamous
>>552772483Well we are in a visual NOVEL discussion thread.
>>552773008VISUAL novel, mon ami
>>552772943Lol whoops, I didn't mean to keep that on.
>>552773371Happens to the best of us.
>>552765960>happens to beMátate, Señor ESL.
Look after your sister
husbandrew
>>552746094Here Ashley is hugging Andrew, but in the image of this year is Andrew hugging Ashley. It fits.
>>552775450what if I dont have one?
is Ashley basically Andrew's sister-daughter? since he raised her and all that
>>552778843No, it's a bit more complicated than that. She is, however, his sisterwife.
>>552778843Sisterdaughterwife actually
Stupidley
>>552778843sisterwifesisterdaughters are what the haggot mod is about
>>552778843Sisterwife.
>>552781548Why is she so small
>>552779076>>552780904>>552783186do you not consider there to be any daughter aspect to their relationship at all?
How loose is his asshole?
>>552783673Honey, I shrunk the hussy!
>Hussy>FloosieWhat about Harlot, or Hoochie, there are so many creative options to explore and expand Ashley's vocabulary?
Does Ashley ever actually say hussy or floozy in Episode 3? I don't think she does.
HussyFloozieScarlet WomanMinxQueanSirenTrollopJezebelTrampChippieWenchDoxieHoochieVampTartStrumpetJadeSlag
>>552785260Trollop?Thieving catSlutWhore?
>>552785152She ain't floozin' like she used to
I saw Ashley Graves at a grocery store a while ago. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, you mean like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any hussie infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>552783891In a very narrow sense, but their relationship remains that of two peers and that precludes "daughter" being an accurate descriptor. Maybe if they had a 10 year age gap with the ensuing difference in dynamic, it would be more fitting.While he did take up some responsibilities from their parents, their relationship remains fundamentally sibling-like in every way that matters. Not to mention, being an older sibling often involves some expectation of oversight and care over the younger so it's not like there's clear, definite line separating "paternal" from "big brotherly" roles in this case. Andy just got tasked with a lot more than a kid his age should be expected to. That's not enough to declare him her replacement father in any meaningful way.
>>552786375I should mention im simply puppeting Andrew's own thoughts in SnS when he thinks to himself "that's right, you basically raised this woman."
>>552783891Not really a "daughter" aspect, just a "little sister" one. Yes, he is very protective of her and had more of a role in raising her than even their parents, and it's what makes him uncomfortable when they first start making out in SnS or when he sees the Burial vision, but she's still only his sister, and as adults they are practically equals. I think it also helps that he differentiates Leyley (whom he hates) from Ashley (whom he loves).
has anyone else witnessed the delphic glory displayed in the shitty move game of death 2017? all the characters are unbearable but the sister fit was kinda cute
>>552783673Microfloozies poured into the water, infecting every brother in town!
>>552746797God I fucking wish
>>552755312Lmao
>>552790798Exactly. Hence the quarantine is a neccesary measure against these parasites.
>>552760059same>>552767687No VR mods exist, thought about giving it a shot. Though I may just wait see how much Steam Frames cost.
>>552791718>Douglas, we have GOT to get your kids quarantined because they have the hussie parasite infestation or somethingSeriously, why did he say that? Episode 3 really let me down folks...
>>552791972>changing the plot to make it so that the parasites are actually tiny hussiesHacklei retconning the story AGAIN...
>>552791903>No VR mods existI am aware, but I'd rather wait and experience the actual thing.
>>552791109/calg/ is gemmy o algo thougheverbeit
>>552746627>problems windows playing rather live fantasy late chanceIt's clearly sentient, we are being contacted by some being.
>>552795871You are now entering the Leyleyzone
>>552797297There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to hussies. It is a dimension as vast as Ashley's tits and timeless as her game's setting. It is the middle ground between pure and tar soul, between rationality and demonology, and it lies between the pit of brothers' fears and the summit of his pedantry. This is the dimension of Nemlei's imagination. It is an area which we call: The Leyley Zone.
>>552795871Sometimes I feel like Ashley would fit into Terumina.https://mangadex.org/title/6c9af3a1-61bd-43dc-a605-5b39ffe4250e/terumina
>>552798261>It is a dimension as vast as Ashley's titsI guess it's pretty small
>>552798435Holy fuck, this is amazing. Thank you. I just wish the English translator had translated all of the background text.
>>552799868Kashmir has some other good stuff, depessingly not much translated but I always liked the vibe.
>>552795871Ashley's endless tunnel...
>>552799985Yuri seijin Naoko-san even got an anime.I don't know if you can still find the torrent but if you want it I can upload what I've got to catbox or something.
>>552800418Ashley's deep dish pussy
>>552799482It's quite a bit larger than your brain, I can tell you that.
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Andrew Graves. That perfect, skinny body. That messy mop of thick black hair. The beautiful emerald eyes of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and give birth a set of perfect offspring for him.I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get pregnant by Andrew. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Nemlei create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>552806347I'm going to kill you HUSSY
>>552806347I sure hope your a real nona and not a troon
>>552807096It's just a shitpost
>>552807326a pasta
>>552807806My sick sister asked me to make her something light to eat but I remembered I can't cook anything so I brought her yogurt. I feel like I failed as an onii-chan
>>552808021Do you have fruit? Granola? You could add them to the yogurt.
>>552806347Was this always pasta or was it written in earnest delusion?
>>552808021>I can't cook anything>I feel like I failed as an onii-chanAnd you would be correct. Cooking basic shit is extremely easy and should be a part of everyone's skillset; man, woman, or teenager. Looks like you have your New Year's resolution/theme.
>>552808021Did you end up giving her a massage of any kind tho?
>>552808081Fuck, that's brilliant. We have mangoes in the fridge, I know she loves those.>>552808302Hell no. That would be really weird coming out of the blue from me
>>552808021Ask what exactly would she like and order it. I rarely ever waste money on ordering food, but desperate times call for desperate measures.If it's the middle of the night and everything is closed, try boiling something (like pasta or rice or whatever you've got in the kitchen), surely you can at least manage that.
>>552806347Because who wouldn't want a greasy hair, wine drinking, poetry writing milk-fed gimp emo bitch of a """man""" right
>>552809791*panties go swoosh*
Decided to give my sysem a bit of the CoffinOS touch. Thank you to the anon who created those assets.
>>552810334No promises, but if I have the time tomorrow I may try and draw some of the rest of your icons.
>>552809791Why does Andrew's mere existence enrage third worlder "men"?
>>552809791My bussy got moist just from reading this
>>552810823Denounce Mohammed and post beef with timestamp.
>>552811676>BeefIt's pork you fucking twit. I hereby exile you from the racism committee, we adhere to a higher standard.
>>552810769But you've given us so much, anon. Do you have a kofi or a place I can give you a tip?
>>552810823>>552811676Can you faggots not start with this shit again? I swear, newfaggots love to turn EVERYTHING into an "I'm whiter than you" contest
>>552811823Beef for the Hindus, you dense motherfucker.
>>552811873>into an "I'm whiter than you" contestAnd Ironically, it's probably a Mexican and an Indonesian having that argument.
>>552811873Every fucking thread, every fucking thread we need to have a "post hand" argument. My favorite part is in one of the offshoot threads somebody demanded a timestamped hand pic, got it, and then proceeded to ignore it and continue shitposting while not providing their own "proof of whiteness." At the end of the day the faggots doing this are in the business of ruining threads. Whiteness ceases to be a valuable metric when it involves acting like a spiritual midnight-work-boot-cardio enjoyer.
>>552812541post hand
>>552812541>a "post hand" argumentI will never be funnier than I was when I made thisBut yeah, it's so annoying. You say fucking ANYTHING and some /pol/nigger starts racefagging
>>552812541>spiritual midnight-work-boot-cardio enjoyer.kek
>>552812905I appreciate the handy reference.
>>552811842Thank you but no I don't, I never even considered setting one up until now. I just find these icons fun to make, besides I will likely be using some of them in the future myself anyway.
>>552812905
>>552813661I, uh, want a handy!
>>552814051Dude, not in front of the thread!
>>552814051
>>552814051Kill yourself.
>>552811676Anon, I understand that you probably have anger issues or something, but I kindly ask of you not to lead other anons astray. Muhammad (PBUH) set an example for mankind which should be followed, and he should not be denounced over anything, especially something as unimportant as proving yourself on an anonymous imageboard. Billions have followed his example to the utmost of their abilities, and I am sure that those who are no longer with us have been richly rewarded by Allah in the afterlife for doing so. And I wish for all of you to also be rewarded, but that is not going to happen with posts like these.As for the beef, I wholeheartedly agree. Jeets do not follow Muhammad's (PBUH) example, resulting in unscrupulous behaviour, which we often see here in /calg/, whenever that one jeet is let loose.
>>552817051Please provide adequate proof. And when you fail to, check the Qur'an for the truth. Might help you become a better person, too.
I'm not engaging in off topic religious crap here.If you want to proselytize go elsewhere, the last time I tried to expose the problems with your ideology I ate a three day.from one of your censorious allies
>>552818007Actually, you misspelt the word "corruption", then deleted your post in shame. Are you perchance Indian, and thus offended by my earlier post? I nonetheless welcome you to our religion, if you would just open your heart to it. We are nothing if not accepting.
Behave or I'm making this the next jiggie
>>552819137Ashlenin always gave me a snake oil salesman vibe
>>552819137do it, pussy
>>552818007They're doing a bit.They're not actually an imam preaching.Anyone other than a lesser ape could figure this out.So, post hands, nigger.
>>552820201The bans are real.
>>552815267
>>552821686He has to cover his eyes to stop himself from falling for Thiu's dashing good looks
>>552821686And a to you too, you !
>>552822391Card symbols didn't post, it's over
>>552822646Suicude is the only option
>>552822703Goodbye, cruel world... I've played my last hand... life is no longer in the cards for me... I'm a fool, unsuited to this mortal plane... I don't have the heart for it...
>>552821686I wish the hagmod person would use their talents to give us more þiu instead of soupcest
Mood rn
>>552808021Why didn't you cum in her medicine?
Julia a cute.
>>552823757>>552823717Mood rn
>>552745320Whats actually meant to be the main thematic difference in burial over decay?Its not like decay has lacked in brotherfucking.
>>552821686Þiú looks pretty good in this light.
>>552822646I see them. That's really weird though, why would you do that?
>>552825118It's about the moral decay of Andrew Graves
>>552825316Gaslightdrew, please... I already have such a fragile grip on reality...
>>552825845Not a gaslight, it's a king of hearts, queen of diamonds, 10 of clubs, and a queen and 4 of spades.
>>552796519CoffinOS is the future!
>>552826034Sorry, you're talking about the anon I replied to. I don't know why he used cards in his filename. I tried to post some myself in a reply to him and none of them showed up. That's why I thought you were pretending that you could see them in *my* post.
>>552825590why does she look so tired?
I wonder what he watches
>>552823880She so would get a pumpkin spice latte
>>552827504Julia the type of girl to go out of her way to buy pumpkin-flavored food throughout the months of August and Septemberhell, she's probably one of the few people on earth who actually liked those Pumpkin Spice Cheerios I saw on the clearance shelf not too long ago
>>552828025Is thi̇s a real video? i̇f so, link?
>>552826883So it was an accidental gaslight lol, I thought you were the original guy and his cards didn't show up on his browser or something
>>552826228the moment you do it nemlei will release the next update, can you really bare to miss it?
>>552827392Handholding missionary with postcoital cuddling. He disgusts me.
>>552828740I don't want to see the ending. I know it'll just disappoint. Endings always do.
>>552827504Julia is a ₿₳$i¢ ¢¤₦$u₥€₹, and we love her for it
>>552828402Bro the sauce is in the image
>>552828450Kek, exactly. I can see how you'd think I was the same guy. Damn anonymity, making us anonymous!
Are there any windows in the Graves apartment other than the balcony?
>>552828025It's age-restricted, and I'm not giving youtube my CC or passport
>>552828235>>552829248Basic girls are just so cute!Julia likes to order her Starbucks drink then leave a little bit of it in the cup so she can walk around with it
>>552830865>starcucksEven Jewlia has higher standards than that.
>>552831084Ok, where would she go then?
>>552830476I'd even sell my soul to YouTube for /calg/.https://files.catbox.moe/jpfbp8.mp4
>>552832000Cumbucks
>>552832220Tysm _᪰_
>>552832790Rude! I don't have the 'tism.No problem!
Julia is a disgusting greasy dork
>>552832407Wild that this was a clerical job in an office building, not some shithole diner or gas station. What the fuck is wrong with Coffinlanders? How bad did Douglas get bullied at work?
>>552832407>CumbucksPastor Mannings is that you?
>>552834337Julia is a dainty fair dork
>>552835914Genuinely disturbing
Anti-Hussie Aktion
Why are hussyphobes such awful and hateful people?
>>552836890Julia, instead of clinging to her identity as a good person, should go batshit and fight the Graves on their own terms. Imagine Julia showing up to their most recent hideout with !!!, ???'s bitter rival.
>>552837197>Imagine Julia showing up to their most recent hideout with !!!, ???'s bitter rival.We call that the power of Jesus Christ
>>552837197Julia will obliterate the siblings and ??? on the spot by invoking Jesus' name.
How loose is her pussy?
>>552812905Where exactly did the, "Nemlei can't draw hands" thing come from? They look fine..
>>552839359We HATE Nemlei
>>552836996teendrew genuinely pisses me off. He sucks so much, and he hasn't changed at all in adulthood. I think nemlei captured the "I'm never wrong, even when I'm not right" mentality that a lot of teenagers go through (and which some never grow out of)
>>552746627Ashley general. Ashley board. Ashley website. Ashley game. Ashley world. Ashley universe
>>552843570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oKQTkHIXo
>>552841287Okay but how loose is his asshole?
>>552844405Farting no longer makes a sound.
>>552841287>filenameBowie reference?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccMYgiSC_eQ
>>552845156That's not how it works! The less constricted a resonator, the louder the sound. Think of a balloon: it makes a farty noise if you just let all the air out, but if you pinch the neck with a very small amount of wiggle room, the air will come out quietly. The only way you could make farting silent is with a tight, non-gaping asshole, which is also being squished by your asscheeks due to sitting down on a surface.
>the science of brapping
>>552845994Or if your ass is so cavernous the gas just flows out unimpeded without being able to build up pressure, like yours will be after I'm finished fucking it.
>>552832000Waste of digits. Shame
>>552845994loose asshole
>>552846290Gas isn't stored in the rectum. As I suggested, the rectum is merely a resonator. To achieve your goals, you would have to stick your penis inside my lower intestine, which, the health risks to you aside, is still unlikely to produce the desired effect as the colon is self-insulating due to being simultaneously thick and rolled into itself like someone cuffing his jeans 5 times over. A penis will not be sufficient to loosen those airways, and even if you loosened those airways through some other method it still would return to its original shape immediately upon your letting go.
>Let me pull up /calg/. I wonder what enlightening conversations we're having today!>
>>552846174>>552846290>>552846795
Blow all farts away!
They're cheesed to meet you
>>552847359Why didn't Andrew try this when ??? started getting too cozy with Ashley? Great way to prove he's Ashley's biggest fan, too.
>>552847447Mouselia would be the kinda girl that would place a drink on her head, walk it over to you, and go "for you, it's on the mouse!"
>>552847807Extremely cute.
>>552848110>diseased ridden pestHow fitting.
>>552821686This is so unfiar! I wanted to draw a scene with Thiu in Coffin's style for a long time, but you beat me to it! And did a really good job too. Curse you, I have missed my chance of fame!
>>552848386Anon didn't draw that art. It's from you-know-where. You still have a chance to shoot for the stars on /calg/'s Got Talent: airing Sundays on NBC (Nemlei Broadcasting Company)!
>>552828940Nemlei will deliver a satisfying ending. Maybe several, even. Trust the plan.
I think Andrew should scream hentai-level dialogue while raping >>>me unconscious. On a daily basis
>>552830471This has always been bothering me. There is a smaller window to the bathroom but that's it. There might be a window in the kids' room on the left by Ashley's bed, but the parents' room can't possibly have any windows. The whole apartment building just makes no sense. The bathroom and the parents' room should have been swapped. Even the shittiest commieblocks IRL were designed to make sure all bedrooms or living rooms would have windows. What was Hacklei thinking? At least Carl's apartment is more logical.
>>552849196>by Ashley's bedNo, wait, that's Andrew's bed on the left. Dammit, we're never beating the "we haven't played the actual game" accusations...
>>552849063Literally me growing up.
>>552849196The rooms are also too big on the inside to match the insanely tight spacing shown on the outside. It's just visual shorthand and the time limitations of the game jam, I think. I wonder if she took these criticisms to heart and tried to make the future settings make more spatial sense.
>>552837197I kinda want to see a Julia corruption arc. I want to see her trapped at home with Jane as part of the same fake quarantine scheme, and eventually snap and strangle Jane after getting fed up with her overbearingness, then proceed to cook her remains out of necessity for survival just like the Graves did. I want to see her lure the wardens with a promise of easy sex, only to trick and stab them, and develop a sense of pleasure from it.
>>552839359Hands are notoriously hard to draw but Nemlei is infuriatingly good at it. I genuinely envy her talent a lot.
>>552849063Imagine the smell in that room.
>>552849719Interiors and exteriors being done in a different scale is a common thing in top-down 2D games, I don't really count it as an inconsistency or a logical problem. But the way the rooms in the original apartment building are arranged is just stupid. To Nemlei's credit, though, I believe she indeed got better at this. I'm really impressed with the detail of Carl's apartment. The bathroom fitting with the L-shaped main room into a retangle and specifically being adjacent to the kitchen so that they share plumbling makes a lot of sense.
>>552849910fuck you
>>552851227>The bathroom...being adjacent to the kitchen so that they share plumbling makes a lot of sense.I would have never noticed that detail in a million years. Great catch.
>>552849374I've never given much thought to the plants of Ashley's table. They suggest there being a window in the room. I wonder if she actually took good care of them.
You ARE subscribed to the Andy and Leyley RSS feed, right?
>>552829248We?
Ashley isn't given enough credit for how capable and responsible she can be. She does house chores on her own accord in Episode 1, she demonstrates that she can cook a variety of dishes from cookies to pasta, she also quickly figures out demon summoning better than the cultists who are supposedly dedicated to it, solves various puzzles with ease, and can take the lead and find the way if Andrew gets lost in the camping woods. She has all the makings of a perfect sisterwife and Andrew doesn't value what he has nearly enough.
>>552853863Yes, actually. See >>552810334I'm actually extremely annoyed because I found out about RSS through this schizo dude's website. And I saw steam allowed you to set up RSS feeds. It didn't occur to me until after I set up updates for Schizo Dude's site and Tcoaal news updates... no one uses fucking RSS anymore.
>>552847359Do the fan joke next time>Holy shit Mr ??? I'm a HUGE FAN
>>552849063What could've been...>>552849374How could you miss the emergency jerking off toilet paper that clearly signs it as Andrew's side!
Smoker anons, what brands do you recommend?
>>552854072Marlboro
>>552854072American Spirit. Get the gold pack. Or better yet don't start smoking.
>>552854072In high school, I used to smoke wrapped foreign tobacco from small stores in my neighbourhood, sold and smuggled by illegal immigrants. Nowadays I smoke like normal people but that shit was pure fucking cancer, I can tell you that. Probably have been rotting inside a moist drawer at least for a month too.
>>552854072I recommend simply jumping out of the window, it's quicker that way you irresponsible fuck.
You and meEven after everythingYou're the queen and I'm the kingNothing else means anything, anythinghttps://youtu.be/_xmdbuPfN3U?si=QskpFJy2lCtikzdF
>>552854072Lucky strikes. Unfiltered camels are my favorite Marlboros taste like straight chemicals more than most cigarettes to me
>>552854379That's quite harsh treatment to a random smoker... SnShley? Is that you?
>>552854858>Huh? SnShley? What is that a band? I know nothing of that sort dear sir>The bruieses on my body? I uhh, fell down some stairs. A lot of stairs, I do that sometimes.
>>552854967Reminded me of this lol. Good times. You guys remember when we were funny around here?
>>552853964Oh hey anon, I have to leave in a few minutes but I wanted to let you know that things are happening.
>>552855379>things are happening Yeah I see you've invented the wheel. Great job anon!
Nemlei should give Andrew a goatee in the best family ending just to piss /calg/ off
Look at those massive, HEAVING, smaller than advertised breasts.
>>552855379Absolutely amazing, anon! I'll update it when I'm back at my machine.
I love you my sister...
>>552856053That's exactly what I'm talking about. "Smaller than advertised" and then you draw this? Is it smaller than what Nemlei draws, or smaller than what Ashley makes them out to be (=awesome fat tits). Either way, it makes no sense because those ARE quite visibly awesome and fat tits.
I sister you my love...
>>552847807>Mouselia would be the kinda girl that would place a drink on her head, walk it over to you, and go "for you, it's on the mouse!"marriage material
>>552853904>sisterwifeOther than the fact that she's your sister which creates a degree of repulsion how do they deal with the problem of their sister being the perfect wife for them? Especially if it's hard to find any woman who comes even close to being as sweet and competent?
>>552853964>no one uses fucking RSS anymore.they should, they're awesome
>>552860656>how do they*how do men
>>552851380Fuck you yourself. I'm really into it now. I always loved a good redemption story, but never considered if a reverse could actually be satisfying, and I think in the context of TCOAAL's grim setting it might very well be. I want to see this innocent cutie utterly corrupted, forced by the circumstances to get down on the Graves' level in order to survive and escape, her conscience and sweetness withering away due to months of starvation and being bossed around by her sister. Understand how Andrew really felt due to beginning to see the world they way he did. Dump her new boyfriend, or far worse. Realize that it is more fun to cut others than herself. Have a route where she runs into Andrew and Ashley, and they kill each other either immediately or after the most passionate hatefuck threesome imaginable.
Give your sister an ass massage
>>552860656>>552860936They don't deal with it. They just live with the pain and wallow in self-loathing, with very few places like /calg/ being the only ones where they can ever open up about it. It really is a tragedy.
>>552862024
>>552863664And the women in that same position. Their perfect husbando is unavailable because of the social taboo.
>>552859841Ashley doesn't want you to know this, but hussies are actually made of wife
Felines
https://x.com/i/status/2008252575616033068
>>552873259I wanna rip her bra off with my teeth
https://x.com/puduvoodoo/status/2006932635709579726?s=20
https://x.com/AKY_skn/status/2008159356945346872
Trust the plan.
Trust Nemlei.
>>552873259The longer I look at this image the more wrong it looks>there are lines across her hands as if the artist originally intended to draw the sleeves of her top but forgot>the bra doesn't have side supports>the choker doesn't have the hanging thing
>>552876906That thang gotta Hemi?
>>552878378I beg your pardon?
>>552878478https://youtu.be/-gV7fXH45FA?si=WzIt_fWflGTsbQKy
>>552878763I seeWhat I do know is that Ashley's thang is real hemi
>>552879352Not as big as advertised though
kys
>>552882335rude
>>552758946>>552808021Anon how is your sister doing? Is she feeling better? We're worried
>>552882540It's not rude to kiss your sister, in fact it would be rude not to!
>>552882954She diedShe's fine. She's still a little under the weather and has been bouncing between her bed, our brother's bed, and our parents bed
>>552884514>has been bouncing between her bed, our brother's bed, and our parents bedwhat the fuck
>>552882335This definiely screams female artist.
>>552884514...But not your bed? Damn.>>552884830Sisters taking over other people's beds is a natural evolutionary trait, apparently. Many such cases.
>>552884514>bouncing between her bed, our brother's bed, and our parents bedThis is just what happens when all your beds are in the same room.
>>552885486Why
>>552884830I know. I keep checking in on her and she's in a different room every time>>552885839>...But not your bed? Damn.I assume it's because I'm in my room and she wants to be alone
>>552886091>the male has a gorilla body and yaoi hands>the huge strong male dominantly towers over the tiny weak female grabbing soem part of her bodythats how women draw, in case youre new to the internet
>>552886257>I keep checking in on her and she's in a different room every timeUgh, it kinda sounds like shes crept out by you and want you to fuck off. Have you been acting weird towards her lately?
>>552886548Some for sure, but i follow many female artists that dont exaggerate Andrew's design like the example you described.
>>552886885I'm always weirdAnd I check on her so that I know she's alive
>>552886091>WhyCan't pin it down really beyond a few points but the overall impression feels very female.
>>552887883I'd be interested to see some popular male created art for tcoaal to really observe the differences. For example, would ashley have bigger tits and wide hips or would her design stay fairly true to nemlei's vision?
>>552884514Your sister sounds adorable
>>552888606She is when she wants to be
>>552890469
>>552890827Don't give me that. She had a total meltdown earlier this week because I asked her to do the dishes. Screaming and throwing things like a little kid
>>552891168>like a little kid...how old?
>>552891320She's 18, her meltdown was like that of a 13 year old
>>552891549women especially sisters are just oversized children
>>552891719The court didn't find that reasoning convincing when I tried
>>552891168Well, you overexhausted your poor fragile sister and now she's sick! Do the dishes yourself next time if you care about dishes so much!
>>552891168Maybe she's stressed out and that was the straw that broke the camel's back? You should use this time to ask her how she's doing, not just immediately but in general.
>>552891852Based. "Dishes" sound like a spook to distract him from serving his sistergoddess.
>>552891852She wouldn't have been so exhausted if she didn't spend 25 minutes screaming at me! That's her cross to bear>>552891975She'll probably just tell me she's fine. We don't really have heart-to-hearts
>>552893112>She'll probably just tell me she's fine. We don't really have heart-to-hearts"It's fine" is woman for "if you don't press the matter it means you don't care about me."
>>552893231It's also person for "I don't want to talk to you about it."
>>552893794>It's also personSisters might be cute, but they're women, which precludes them from personhood. Ask her about it, she's probably stressed out. At the very least the insistence will show you actually give a shit. If she plants her feet and refuses absolutely, okay sure you can stop, but don't just shrug at "it's fine" and take it at face value.
I loveLittle sistersThey make me feel so goodI loveLittle sistersThey make me feel so bad
I'm not totally convinced Ashley is sexually attracted to AndrewI think she just views it as a lever to keep him close
>>552897447
>>552897606When in the game does Ashley demonstrate any kind of sexual interest to anyone?
>>552897681
>>552897681hmmm?
>>552897681When she gets drunk in Shots and Such. It was the teaser video from the last devlog, probably going to the vision room when the update drops. Also when she climbs on top of him on their parents' couch.
>>552897803Monkey face
>>552898859It's cute.
>>552899219Bullshit, but if real, the sister has gotten this far. Let her finish the game. If the subject matter was too much, she would have stopped playing by herself.
>>552899219He's definitely some ugly fat fuck I hope he dies
>>552891168>>552887786>>552893112your sister sounds psychotic. does she hate you that much?
>>552882954Turns out she has a doctors appointment I have to take her to now, so I'll let you know when I get back>>552900085I choose to believe that post is a joke
>>552899219He told his mom and she didn't care lmfao
>>552899219>>552900605I mean lets get real the coffin is great but is not something a 13yo should be playing.
>>55290103113 isn't 7. Like yeah a kid should be a little shy about it and know they shouldn't be watching it, but we all did this with porn at that age unless you were like some weird mormon kid.Having your older brother run to mom to tell her you're watching porn at 13 is infinitely worse than watching porn at 13.And this game really isn't even pornographic, there's a handful of scenes with bite marks and kissing. I think the personality disorder stuff is way more impactful and that's not going to register with a thirteen year old at all.
>>552900605Fuck that faggot. Snitching to your parents should be life or death. If she's smoking meth? Okay yeah might be time to get some adult intervention. Playing a video game? If this is real, this nigga is going to grow up to be the most punchable person somebody knows.>>552901031In this day and age Coffin is insanely tame. Back when I was a kid you had to conduct illegal backroom deals with shitty fourth-hand porn mags to get somebody's copy of Turok 2.
>>552901285He also brags about the fact that he never played any games that weren't age appropriate so he's definitely really fucking weird and his family is probably sick of him
>>552897447>lever to keep him closeThat's Burial, by the end of SnS Ashley went from fearing for her life to fearing for Andrew's life. Basically pity pussy, trying to make sure he doesn't get too depressed with his meaningless sterile wagie life and randomly kills himself when she's not home.
>>552901276>but we all did this with porn at that ageright and look what exposure to hardcore pornography from a young age did to our society>And this game really isn't even pornographicit doesnt have to be just porn or gore to fuck up a kid. the themes coffin touches on arent exactly suitable for an immature mind. I love this game, but if my kids were playing it Id be concerned
>>552901031Come to think of it, what exactly was the target age demographic? I know Nemlei specifically said women into true crime. But as a straight, Christian, right wing male in his late 20s? Feels odd knowing literal children also occasionally play this game. I also understand I'm probably the last person Nemlei had in mind kek
>>552901793porn really wasn't the issue, it was absent parents letting their kids troon out or join only fans
>>552901485I can already map the life trajectory for somebody like this and it's incredibly sad. It's a parent's duty to make sure their children are not getting groomed in a nihilistic serial-killer fed op trans discord in the same vein it's a child's duty to skirt the rules to dip their toes in adulthood before getting proverbially tossed from a helicopter into the Mariana Trench.
>>552901895I imagine it was college or young adulthood age women, like 20 to 28, every girl in that bracket I've shown it to was head over heels for itIt's no surprise there are some underage b& playing it, it would actually be weird if there weren't considering its broad appeal
>>552901557He still beats her, so there's still some fear there. It says Andrew broke the bathroom door trying to get at her when she locked herself in there to get away from him. It's also implied she takes it out on the people she sacrifices to ???.
>>552902167She wasn't bruised in the epilogue so it's not a curb stomping like before, hell that beating looked so bad that you'd expect Ashley to have some cracked ribs.
>>552901895>what exactly was the target age demographicId say young adults in general. Definitely not teens.>Feels odd knowing literal children also occasionally play this game.Its the same with any "edgy" media. Kids acting cool is nothing new.>But as a straight, Christian, right wing male in his late 20s?Youre not truly right wing if you like this game. An ironic nazi edgelord maybe, but not "le based and trad right wing christian">>552901897absent and incompetent parents are the core issue to begin with, but trooning out or joining onlyfans is the direct consequences of porn exposure from a young age (which itself is a consequence of absent parents)
>>552903074You can be right wing without being a colossal faggot
>>552903301Not really.
>>552903301He's clearly trolling at this point.
>>552903074>An ironic nazi edgelord maybe,I'd describe myself more as a redneck gun nut type, personally. Kind of disillusioned with how my country is Israel's pet. I also value privacy and am into alt-tech movements. And I want white people to have their own country. Basic stuff, really.
>>552903810>I'd describe myself more as a redneck gun nut type, personally. Kind of disillusioned with how my country is Israel's pet. I also value privacy and am into alt-tech movements. And I want white people to have their own country. Basic stuff, reallySo, an ironic nazi edgelord
Ah, I see. You're a literal faggot.
>>552900605>>552899219Episode 1 was a major bonding experience for me and my sister back in the summer of 2023, and I'll always be grateful to Nemlei for it. That said, as much as we enjoyed the later episodes together when they eventually came out, Coffin probably wouldn't have had the same effect if Episode 2 and beyond already existed when we first played in the itch.io days. What I'm trying to say is that I strongly believe Episode 1 in a vacuum is totally fine.
>>552903074>Youre not truly right wing if you like this gameYou literally cannot get more racist than sisterfucking.
>>552904104Thank God Coffinland doesn't have internet. She would be a notorious shitposter and physicallyincapable of not replying to every post that angered her. "How do they all know it's me?! I'm not using a trip!" she would cry to Andrew, oblivious to her easily recognizable vocabulary and limited folder of images she poorly drew in Paint.
>>552899219>>552900605I don't give a fuck about what cunts are doing on Twitter and Reddit etc. You have to be 18 to post here etc.
>>552904804>Episode 1 was a major bonding experience for me and my sister back in the summer of 2023more on that please. did it lead to anything delphic between you?
>>552904804I concur with this. Episode 1 is more similar in tone with her other games, and so has wider appeal. She really dialed up the despair as the game goes on.
>>552905649Jesus Christ this general
>>552906369Hahaha! That's a good one! Great reference.
>>552905107>You harvested the organs of 6,000 innocent people!>Weren't there only 150 people in that apartment complex?
>>552906369>watch?t=29s
>>552906369I will imagine the video.
>>552906628Now I don't wanna post it anymore!
>>552906628>>552906716>>552906742Hivemindshley
>>552905649https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=29s&v=CvBnNYm6MY0
>>552907058I love that you still fucked up the time stamp kek
>>552907225Works on my machine
>>552906907It turns out I was right, it WAS a good reference!
>>552905846She dialed up the incest to own twitter and as a result the siblings became more shallow. It's very easy for a man to do crazy shit for a woman he wants to fuck. What if he only viewed her as his retarded family? Beating Ashley would be like abusing a child, it would be a unique flavor of messed up.
>>552906694Imagine how much force of will it took for Ashley to not deny the holocaust in front of her friends at lunch
>>552907619
>>552907681>implying she didn't
I am of the opinion that each release has been better than the last
>>552899219letting a 13 year old play the coffin is crazy
>>552908116>the
>>5529079973 > 1 > 2
>>5529081682 > 3 > 1, personally.
>>552908168Help! Turn off my PC! I'm having a seiz
>>552908153What? It's a fabulously awesome musical instrument!
>>552908168I want to agree but I'm biased on 2 because I had to replay it sooooo many times to get all the endings
>>552908316I lol'd irl
>>552908116At what age does it become okay? 14?
>>552908316nina can attest to that
>>552908428im inclined to say about around 16 or 17 is the minimum where it is acceptable, the more mature the better
>>552908428>Episode 1Meh, I played GTA 3 when I was 3. Episode 1 is nothing.>Episode 2 onwardsLeave this for the adults
>>552908116You wouldn't have survived the early 2000s. Coffin is tame. The art style doesn't allow for explicit gore and the sex is referenced rather than shown like in a hentai game, the most offensive thing about this game is the cussing.
This argument will reach no satisfying conclusion, nobody will learn or grow from this, there will be no catharsis, merely an endless loop of moral relativity.
Someone on /h/ claims that most of the incest hentai for women are about big sisters and little brothers. Why is this, I thought women generally date older?
>>552887512some female artists indeed draw men as normal human beings, but a lot like to portray us as some sort of superhuman beasts with space marine physique. Its a common thing among fujos, "yaoi hands" are a term for a reason>>552888215Id say in general male art tends to be more focused on sex, female art tends to be more tame and focused on the siblings being lovey-dovey. Guys in general do tend to draw Ashley without much exaggeration, unlike female artists who often go crazy with Andrew's body.
>>552909117Because they're on /h/ and want their kink to be mainstream
>>552909117It's not for women, it's for "women".
>>552909118>Guys in general do tend to draw Ashley without much exaggerationMale artists mostly give Ashley retardedly big milkers unless they're specifically trying to copy Nemlei's art style. And you can bet I love retardation
>>552909117I'd be curious to see actual stats, because I doubt that, but the genre does exist. The woman gets to be both maternal/protective and romantic with a little brother. Also, he's "safe" because he looks up to her and wouldn't want to hurt her (both similar to and the reverse of Ashley), and he physically can't do as much damage as a grown man if he's small.
>>552909798well lets be honest despite what nemlei says Ashley's milkers are fucking huge to begin with. her husband might have helped with the designed a little bit
>>552900605Having an autistic itch.io-pilled imouto sounds cozy
>>552909117He's just wrong.Artists like akao, yuzuki n dash and rifuru may focus on older sisters and younger brother but it's not like they're the only ones, I literally flipped through like 5 female orientated sister-brother incest manga with a standard shoujo orientated feel to them only like a week ago.
>>552910005I meant similar to and the reverse of Ashley's desire for Andrew to be a "safe object," as Nemlei put it.
>>552908883please, shut the fuck up, i grew up with fucking gta like >>552908707 did, i dont want other kids to repeat the same mistakes i did
>>552909117Smelly shotacons
>>552910709
>>552911157I honestly think the average guy would end up killing himself if he had Pedoley as an older sibling
What would happen if Ashley got really lazy and fat? Lardley? Lazyley?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piG8PpFf3-8
>>552909117It's the Twilight type of shit. Younger siblings are basically devoted pets, except he's also got the badass emo werewolf inside that wants to fuck his sister. Big brothers are also badass emo werewolves, please understand, but they are not quite as Twilight simp
>>552910662this especially hits me close when i have a brother that is more than a decade younger than me, the one time me and my friend played gta for the old times sake when we were hammered my brother was around and he always wanted to play it despite my protests, needless to say i simmered down his interests, i'll only be glad to introruce my brother to gta only when he is older
>>552908883>>552908707Many of us played GTA at a young age and it was fine because we just had fun fucking around with guns and vehicles in obviously unrealistic scenarios, while any adult themes either flew over our heads or we only really had surface level engagement with them. Coffin on the other hand is all about "serious themes" which is very different from goofy violence and strip club cutscenes. in a way it's a more "adult" game despite having zero explicit content and I'd honestly be more concerned about a young kid playing Coffin than GTA.
>>552863495God I love ass so much. Everytime you post that pic I will reply with another sistush pic.
You guys are boring y'know that?
https://x.com/shibal10000/status/2008346564633207220
>>552917284666 blaze it!
>>552917284>>552918060Now this shit, ain't borin' at all!
fucking CATS
>>552921493I had a friend who had two cats. They were siblings and because he didn't neuter them they had children. Now everytime I remember that, it will remimd me of this image.
>>552921493>tanoyarunoAm I reading that Kanji correctly or am I retarded
>>552922081>They were siblings and because he didn't neuter them they had childrenFurther proof that delphism is entirely natural and that the "ick" many people have when they hear about incest is a social construct
>>552922081>They were siblings and because he didn't neuter them they had children.Very cat thing to do.
>>552922728Cat's are just horny little dickheads who'll fuck anything.
>>552909205>Because they're on /h/ and want their kink to be mainstreamA decade ago I'd say that's just jumping at shadows, but I wholeheartedly believe this nowadays considering how many deranged pornsick individuals treat their fetishes like an actual lifestyle to the point where they need to normalize it in the zeitgeist. Used to be furries were the worst about this, but nowadays a ton of unhinged individuals mirror their behavior almost perfectly.
I am firmly convinced that Russia holds the largest reserves of irl Ashleys in the world. I think we should start exporting to other countries
>>552923865>Durrr I want a woman who will ruin my lifeThis shit is more played out than the tradwife retardation.
>>552922728To be fair, they were raised completely indoors and didn't know any other cats. Even most normies would start seeing things differently if their sibling was the only human in their lives.
>>552923623>treat their fetishes like an actual lifestyle to the point where they need to normalize it in the zeitgeistHaha, good thing /calg/ isn't like this at all, r-right?
>>552909117Satisfies maternal instincts while still allowing the younger brother to dominate (assuming the age gap isn't large)
>>552923623Go visit, r/IncesIisntWrongprepare a sickbag
>>552924123I think he just means cute, skinny girls with black hair and pale skin.
>>552924694>Haha, good thing /calg/ isn't like this at all, r-right?I'm deliberately occluding nuance to avoid making an absurdly long-winded post, but it also requires a lot of mental gymnastics to conflate largely facetious "mandatory sibling breeding" to somebody who feels obligated to go on extremely drawn-out tirades about how beating women turns them on or their overpowering need for Ashley to have been taken by somebody else.
>>552924123stop putting words in my mouth, anon. not all of us were lucky to be born with sisters, let alone sisters like Ashley, so finding a partner is our only hope>>552924913I mean attractive women with mental health issues and a taste for domestic violence
Like I said...
>>552905614>You have to be 18 to post here etc.like saying this would wipe those kids away lol
>>552925359I have a feeling that /calg/ is one of the most underage place on 4chan. Looking at some of the shit that gets posted here makes you feel like a pedophile in a kindergarten
>>552925060>I mean attractive women with mental health issues and a taste for domestic violenceShameful display
You guys missed out on the era of little sisters finding tumblr and getting exposed to crazy cutesy image blogs with peculier incestuous undertones.
>>552927331No I didn't.
>>552927365speak the forbidden history
>>552928412I don't know, I didn't monitor her online activity or anything she's just a terminally online millennial like me.
>>552855379>>552856076Once again, thanks anon
>>552810334>>552929121Alright, here goes! All the icons from anon's screenshot + a few extras + slight revisions to some older ones + some renaming for clarity.https://files.catbox.moe/mltmsr.zip
>>552929429They're amazing! Holy shit, thank you anon
>>552929429Did someone ever construct a repo or are you still trading zips?
>>552928592but shes supposed to be jerking off strangers at a massage parlor?
>>552930308Still catboxing for now, I was under the impression that someone from last thread was going to make a gitlab, but I guess I ought to look into doing it myself tomorrow.
>>552922959And so am I
>>552810334Did the same, thanks anon(s)
Does this need to be for KDE or can I put them in a different directory for xfce or something?
>>552932226Use the Hussy Bin for the Recycle Bin. It's an asset from the game so can't be distributed like the custom-made icons above but should still be OK for personal use.
>>552932226>Minecraft
>>552932226>>552932740Or alternatively this.
>>552932987Indeed, he should be ridiculed for still using the absolute dogshit that is the official launcher instead of something like Prism.
>>552932987>hating minecraft
Looking at the xfce customisations page sent me to deviant art icon pack collectionshttps://www.deviantart.com/tag/customizationSo I guess this could be one target to upload to
>>552932987>>552933217>You can shut up now.
>>552933247>>552933217>Liking minecrap
>>552929429These are so fucking cool man
>>552933353https://thelinuxcode.com/add-icons-theme-xfce/
I don't like seeing people have fun in a way that doesn't include me
>>552933397Ashley loves Minecraft. She loves modded minecraft especially! She starts a new modpack and then stops playing within a few hours after making a shitty house because she got confused about a mob drop.
>>552933893Don't worry, I'll make fun of you.
>>552924437>Even most normies would start seeing things differently if their sibling was the only human in their lives.Litterally Andrew kek
>>552934103
When new bread?
>>552934617The bump limit here is 750 posts.
>>552931235Today's job market is hard anon
>>552934617page 8
>>552934617Many months.
Did you meet your sister during the holidays anons? How did it go? Did you achieve pic related while you both were drunk on eggnog on the family couch? If no then why are you such a faggot?
>>552933397Cry about it>>552934103Andrew spends weeks meticulously planning a megabase and organizing automated storage. Ashley builds a shitshack, gets killed on her first trip to the Nether (she neglects to wear gold), and ragequits the world forever.
The brotherly urge to go down Ashley's rabbithole. https://x.com/shinoraye/status/2008648155555078607
>>552924694Incest (ie. wanting any random family member) is cringeDelphism is good, that's just an awareness that the best wife a man can have is his sister, but he should love her qua an individual, not just due to a generic biological relation
>>552935402>there are anons whose sisters gave them pussy for Christmas
>>552908168I agree, I think it's because I find the cleanup in Chapter 2 to be tedious
What the hell is origins behind "delphic"? All I got from google is that Delphi is this place in Ancient Greece. Hell even given that Greece mythology has incest in it, a lot of Zeus is being a cheating bastard to his sister wife Hera. If anything Egyptian mythology with Osiris and Isis would convey that better given how much Isis loved her brother husband to the lengths of resurrecting him.
>>552945867it's just made up term by /calg/ to describe "sibling incest" or some nerdy shit nobody cares aboutjust ignore that since its nothing relevant outside of this place
>>552945867https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BC%80%CE%B4%CE%B5%CE%BB%CF%86%CF%8C%CF%82Basically: it's from the Greek word for brother
>>552932226can you do with roblox next?
>>552924694>>552924998>largely facetious>implying the average Anon wouldn't go balls deep in sistussy given the chance
>>552946506Or philadelphos, which means love between siblings/brothers. We even have an UrbanDictionary definition to make it official.https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Delphic
>>552947387>philadelphos
>>552926680...you're trying to molest us?
>>552951101no
>>552951183
>>552926680It's a wider problem with /v/ and all of its offshoots because video games (obviously) attract teenagers.
>>552926680According to the census the average/calg/ user is in their late 20s, which is similar to 4chan as a whole. Not impossible younger people just didn't answer the survey though.
Are you okay, anon? You've hardly floozed at all today!
>>552953949Where do I find a floozy to take home? Asking for a friend.
>>552954308The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can find floozies in the park. I have 83 in my house right now
There's nothing wrong with dating a hussy even if you have a cute sister
>>552955298It's extremely dangerous. First you're kissing her on the head, next thing you know, you have three kids and a house with a picket fence.
>>552956398
>>552956398I'm reconsidering my stance on freedom of speech
>>552947387>>552950267man, this place sure has a lots of Philadelphic couple in here
>>552953903>>552926680The censuses have consistently shown that the average Anon was born in 1998-2000. What makes these birth years so prominent here?
>>552956852This game is crack for zillennials who experienced 2000's internet culture and witnessed it die way too soon.
>>552957092>zillennials
>>552956696I love fucking my brother to the sound of the Liberty Bell!
>>552957152The zoomer cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>552957828I'd imagine if you cosplayed as the characters you'd get a lot of people asking you or making jokes around if you're siblings.
>People born in 2008 will be allowed to use 4chan now
>>552958963>There are gen alphas in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>552959170Make the endless march of time stop RIGHT NOW.
>>552959216I bet Lord Unknown can give you immortality if you're willing to pay.
>>552957092>>552959170>>552958963>>552959216It's our job to pass the torch. These threads are the training grounds for the next generation of Delphic warriors and I guarantee you that our posts dating back to the Episode 1 era will be remembered a thousand years from now. We have the knowledge, we have the wit, we have the love of sisters, and even the proven influence to change the future of the species. Think about how many /calg/ memes have gone viral; pic related has been reposted ad nauseam on social media and repurposed for other sister characters; the "Hyperborea is your sister's womb" edit has garnered millions of views; even Dandy is a /calg/er; I've seen plenty of other /calg/ posts on social media but you get the point. This general is not a modest shitposting corner, for we have more influence than you'd think. We are the world's most sophisticated delphic think tank and we must use our powers for a noble purpose: meming legal delphism into reality by 2036.
>>552960234What's the earliest instance of the pasta?
>>552960595April 2023: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22in%20terms%20of%20breeding%22%20sister/
>>552900605I feel sorry for his sister. Imagine having a faggot as your brother.
>>552960734heh?Why did it morph from 93% to 98%?
>>552961198Anons were debating and refining the formula
https://x.com/Wadingbirdart/status/2007984004126158936
>>552961370>Their son is a gigaFAGGOTAndrew, I've decided this is your fault.
>>5529589632006gods represent
>>552778843Yeah
>>552957828>our young generation is lostIt's a rite of passage for a kid to play a fucked up game they're way too young for, this is the same as it ever was.
>>552778843Only if his intentions were pure, which they aren't.
>>552958963I was aware of this site in 2008, started using it in 2011 and never graduated.
>>552961302the child of first degree relatives will have a 25% chance that any specific gene will be autozygous. If we assume for that specific gene locus only one of those grandparents carried a harmful recessive heterozygously then there is only a 6.25% chance of expression.It's essentially gambling on the probabilities that they carry some degree of harmful genes, which although lethal recessives are somewhat rare, variants with a degree of impairment are very common, and this autozygosity is not just for one locus but the entire genomeHaving said that, the biggest risk may actually occur from loss of heterozygote advantage as with some immune function genes.
>>5529618532005, pic related.
>>552960234Hell yeah /calg/ world domination
>tfw you realise you're now old enough to be some newfags parent
>>552924998Even after sleeping and re-reading your post I'm still not sure what your point is. Are you saying that anons talking about sibling incest on /calg/ are not actually being as genuine, sincere or vocal as the couple resident third-worlders that can't stop bringing their fetishes up?
>>552947352>sistussysounds nasty, you shoulld see a doctor and get it treated
>>552965782In a sense, I guess. Like I said, there's more nuance there. I think the "mandatory sibling breeding program" talk is fairly tongue-in-cheek; it's a hyperbole rooted in a genuine ideal. I feel like the common consensus if you got to the core truth of the matter is that the overwhelming bulk of this general would s that it's wrong to villainize consensual sibling relations, that such relations do have a certain poetic beauty to them, and that society has a deep-seated cultural hypocrisy in regards to incest that should be addressed in the social consciousness. The fetishists are "more genuine" in the sense that they openly talk about their fetishes without obfuscation, but have almost no intent to meaningfully engage with the actual content of the general or its tangential themes beyond satiating a deep psychosexual need to flaunt their depravity to an unwilling audience.
>>552966431>I think the "mandatory sibling breeding program" talk is fairly tongue-in-cheekSpeak for yourself. You are not allowed to leave this room until your sister is pregnant.
>>552965512Hey, that's me in the pic! I'm the OP there!
>>552966741I swear I've read that doujin
>>552924694I 'loved' my sister before TCOAAL happened. I was dealing with my feelings by denying it but this game ironically damaged my coping mechanism
>>552966952No you weren't, you're coping with the fact that you caught a fetish from a video game.
>>552967028I wish you would get a hobby that wasn't being annoying on imageboards to piss people off.
>>552957092I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>552967028We were inseperable when we were young and I legit had a lewd dream with my sister before I've ever heard of the term incest or the name Andrew and Ashley. I've never had such dream with anyoneI never should've taken her presence for granted. I didn't really know how important she was to me until she was gone. And that's when I came across this game.
https://x.com/bonemilknsfw/status/2008332405979881878That is one breedable crotch.
>>552967595Anon, you have to reconnect with her. You have to.
>>552966769Too late anon, it's (Mine) now. You're just another victim of Screencap-kun. Happens to the best of us.
>>552967701Don't worry. We're still in contact. And I'm not dumb enough to go 'Sis I love you!' all of a sudden to ruin everything. But I can't help my heart hurt like hell whenever I see her. And there's nowhere to talk about this but here.I think most people tend to relate to Andrew but I relate to Ashley more because I know how it feels, to be afraid of being apart
>>552966431Ah, I see your point, well put. I agree for the most part, but I think there is more than just tongue-in-cheek hyperbole, shitposts and general talk about incest in society. I believe some anons are being sincere when they talk about their love and/or lust for their sisters (even if we also have a lot of jokers and larpers muddying the waters), plus other anons taking genuine interest in their stories and not just replying with "you should fuck her".
>>552967956Hug her, Anon! Hug her!
>>552967956Fuck her, Anon! Fuck her!
>>552968030I do every time I see her
>>552967129I piss people off by being right.
>>552967956>>552967595Is she by any chance your older sister? /calg/ has taught me that this sort of separation anxiety is very characteristic of younger brothers.
>>552967989I specifically used "mandatory sibling breeding program" as an example because I don't consider an anon wanting to boink his sister a fetish, and I would be an insane hypocrite if I said other anons who want to get frisky with their sisky as being "tongue-in-cheek." It *can* be a fetish, to be sure, but if you're sexually attracted to your sister rather than aroused by the abstract idea of fucking someone who is your sister, I would necessarily preclude that from the definition of fetishism. In a roundabout way what I'm saying is that wanting to fuck your sister isn't a fetish.
>>552967293>I love corporationsYou vill use ze FOSSslop, and you vill like it
>>552968346No. She's my younger sister
>>552968361Fair enough I guess.>get frisky with their siskyI'm saving this.
>>552968270No, you piss people off by being a fiaggot. You don't know anything about the person yet somehow you think you can accurrately diagnose what's going on in ther life.
>>552968942I know everything about you because you're not that deep. You're a redditor.
So artificial. Make it look like a real argument next time.
>>552968942We've already established he's trolling, don't bother giving him attention.
>hey>faggotand that's it.
>>552969301Unimpressed Teenley is so cute.
>>552969365She really is the cutest.
A&A corehttps://youtu.be/qd0qvEyeXBM?si=tkl3S_3ABusjjMbr
>>552969365You mean teenMeh-shley?
>>552969564Andrew is a pussy for not fucking her earlier.
>>552969301Ashley, you can't say that!
>>552969871Dewd...
>>552969739Cliffhanger flashbacks make me feel so awful for Ashley, not that she was a particularly sane or stable individual before but it utterly broke her and turned her into the mess she is today
>>552969871I made the 4:3 mod with a text editor since the game is all Lua and JavaScript anyway.
>>552971081Have you no shame anon? Think of the poor proprietary JavaScript framework developers!
>>552971306Just use an AI to write the code for you, it's not like AI can make JavaScript any worse.
>>552969871>>552971306What kind of mod do you want to make?
>>552970659I think she was sending those insane voice mails before that happened, then she stopped and resumed over a year later.
>>552971797>Something heretical to the Andrew x Ashley dynamicI don't like where this is going. Confess your sins anon.
>>552971884It is homosexual in nature, I admit it!
>>552971971kys faggotThat actually sounds like an interesting concept. Will you genderswap Julia too, I hope?
>>552971971>I am NOT gay!>I have sex with the girlfriend I don't like... and orgasm to thoughts of my twink brother.
>>552972167>twinkThis word needs to be expunged from existence.
>>552971250>Think of the poor proprietary JavaScript framework developers!Why is it always javascript?
>>552971971>Andrew>Ashton>Julianyou better at least be a filthy fujo
>>552972254I remember when it was just a way to refer to someone creating a low level account/character and keeping them low to fuck with new players. Now it's just being a faggot.Now "smurfing" has taken that over even though that phrasing was more specifically about cheesing ranked matchmaking systems.
>>552972403Don't forget Nigel (RIP)
>>552972456But Jane is somehow still Jane.
>>552972537Yeah, because of ranked shittery. "Twink" was a different term for something similar.
>>552972258Yeah, that actually sounds like it would make a better story now that I think about it. Andrew gets with Julia to quell two different types of rumors.It's just that whenever the concept of genderbent Coffin characters comes up I can't stop thinking about one particular aggie contribution...
https://groups.google.com/g/alt.games.everquest/c/eQflebVj5tY/m/x1qtporidf8J>I plan to twink him a bit.>Any help appreciated.
>>552972628>Ashley can still be a boys namewell yeah Ashton was just something that got thrown around last month since it clarifies the genderbending and the names are complimentary like Andrew/Andrea but tree name + place>Julian is a shit oneHe's in the 500 aggie.Julius or Julio are options or James for something solidly english even if it's too close to Jane
>>552972964>inspiid older sister stealing twink go back to your own sister and cry about it into her boobs
>>552899219moralfags simultaneously believe that we are biologically wired to hate incest, and yet that the idea of it is so alluring watching any media featuring it in any positive way should be forbidden.
>>552973148>sister stealing twinkYeah, right. "Sister-stealing". Just look at him. He is not into girls. (This may or may not be a result of trauma caused by Jane doing something to him he'd rather not talk about when he was younger)
>>552973509Only because Jane makes him dress that way, otherwise he'd be wearing long black hoodies with shitty rockband album art.
>>552972456*sniff!* Nige was like a second brother to me... I can't believe that I won't grow old with him by my side! And some fookin BASTARD is still out there living their best life! *cough*
>>552973653>perverted older sister tries to convince and gaslight her impressionable little brother that he is gayI was going to say "that's hot" but I realize that it probably actually happens more often that you think and fucks up real lives.
>>552972964>>552973509Jane molesting this twink and making him squirm would be hot as fuck.
>>552974631I really don't think you should use James for genderbent Julia, it's too confusing for a genderbent Jane.Unless you want Jane to be John?
>>552975215
>>552975215Anon...
>>552975426This is how zoomers play games btw
>>552975471>I watched the vtuber bf/gf lets play speedrun on my second screen at 1.5x so it's basically the same yeah??
This has to be a troll, right? You can't possibly get through even half of the currently available content in that amount of time, unless you skip dialogue.
>>552971696What makes you assume that? The game states that specifically, I think she started to do that after the rejection since it's when she becomes more spiteful towards both Andrew and Julia
>>552975717Shouldn't everyone have at least like 10h game time at minimum? The main game is about 9h long right now, counting ep 1,2 & 3, plus if you actually enjoy the game you're gonna want to get all the secret visions, stars and different pathsI have like 40h btw, if you don't you're not a real coffin nigger
>>552976190That 40hr figure tracks, I have 72hrs and have played the game start to finish twice, reloading saves to try other dialogue options. I also fell asleep with the game running a handful of times which almost half of that.
it took me this time to defeat it
>>552976190Definitely. Ep1 is like 1 hour, Ep2 is about 2-3 more, Ep3 adds 3-4 more per each of its two paths (SnS/Splat and Cliffhanger)."Getting through it" in 3.4 hours means either only playing Burial and stopping at Ep2, or maybe getting to only one of many Decay outcomes while skipping most of the dialogue and calling it a day. Of fucking course he would never ever get to the phone call scene with Jane, that requires going back and playing different choices. Anon is either a troll, a secondary, or both.
>>552975426Bro, there's multiple routes. I haven't done any repeat playthroughs and this is my time after completing the current Burial offerings along with experiencing every 3A ending. That playtime is only possible if you only did Burial and also skipped dialogue.
>>552977108How can you fall asleep during peak entertainment? Is it the lullaby-like songs?
>>525261993>>>/pol/525261993get in boys
Whenever you see a retarded take, instead of asking to show hands or post beef or other bullshit, ask them to show their playtime.
>>552978629Why are these poltards so knowledgeable of the game? Or is just you guys?
>>552979215I think it's because a few uh, "people" like ass mon gold streamed this game
>>552979215/calg/ is a white nationalist general. always has been
>>552979215Because Nemlei is a 4channer who made a chud game:>lockdown is a conspiracy by the government, media, and health industry>satanic cults are amok>Ashley uses the term "shill">Nemlei felt the need to tell us Andrew uses a ball point pen, specifically >The two main protagonists are a heterosexual white couple who are reviled by society for not racemixing>Andrew knows all these facts about genetics>Andrew points out the absurdity of wooden doors as deterrents and knows about the temperature needed to cremate a body>No black people in the game
The comments are all saying "let her cook".
>>552979703>who are reviled by society for not racemixing
I always found the nazi posting cringe even if it's just a "joke".
>>552979703Andrew uses ball point pen?
>>552979874If they're not related, it's miscegenation!
>>552979961nigger, faggot, tranny, dilate, ywnbaw, etc, etc
>>552979961Welcome to 4chan.
To be fair, if you didn't get the phone call in the parking lot I could see how you could miss Jane's name, I'm not sure if I remember her name appearing anywhere else but it's also been a few months since I played 3A
>>552981105That's fair, however, the issue is that some people who are supposedly here to discuss the game missed not just one optional scene but like 70% of the game.
>>552979334He played this game? Why?
>>552981105>There are people who missed out on one of the best scenes in chapter 3
>>552982220I kinda hate it, in a good way. Andrew kind of opens up to Ashley in a smug roundabout way by ostensibly saying things to Julia but it just goes over her (Ashley's) head.
>>552983047>it just goes over her (Ashley's) headof course it does, she is so short
Sex with sibling
>>552986125Radical idea
>>552986125Normal in roman Egypt
>>552986125Immoral.
>>552986125Sick and wrong
>>552987563And pre roman egypt, peru, hawaii, persia, etc, etcthese are only some of those we have evidence for
>>552986125Legal in a few places
>>552987902Like half the worldplease forgive the sourcehttps://archive.is/Vft48
>>552987996>Venezuela >Incest is legal unless it provokes>Same in ItalyIs this why Trump attacked them? Is my country next?
>>552988674Is paraguay next?
>>552988674https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_incest
The Hussy States of America vs The Delphic Federation
Anons I should highlight dont't be fooled by korea, they may permit incest, but there rules against cousin marriage are insane.
>>552988674maybe trump wants a new operazione gladio to make incest fully illegal in italy.
>>552988674So if I have very good PR, I'm free to publicly fuck my sister in Italy?
>>552988412Why the bite marks? She's like 8
>>552990671Children can bite each while playing
>>552990428And then he will hold a press conference where for some reason he only focuses of developing Sicilian oil
Oh, the "who is Jane" speedrun faggot got purged.I wonder who he pissed off?
>>552990671>She's like 8And?
>>552991101>the retard who didn't play the game is the same guy who wanted to make the fag modKek, poetry.
>>552990671Isn't it like Ashley's inner Leyley? So he bit Ashley?
>>552991192You shouldn't bite children
>>552991101>>552991298jannies let the haggot schizo spam non stop over the course of like 5 threads, but here they decided to intervene all of a sudden. fuck them honestly
>>552991298Do you think it's one guy?
>>552990502I guess, just don't diddle her outdoors
>>552991632What if I have REALLY good PR though?
>>552977306>>552977434>>552977434Amateurs.
>>552990341Yeah it's weird. My people for some reason want to make sure people with same surname who share the same house never marry each other, even if their blood relation is basically nonexistent
>>552991404What's the time limit on deleting your own posts? Considering that all the replies are still up it could be the guy himself committing sudoku after being shamed.
>>552991768were you gooning to the game?
>>552991768What were you actually doing in the game for so long?
>>552989831I need me a batshit insane altyshka girl that's constantly on the edge of total schizo crashout and might genuinely just try to kill me occasionally. The sex must be godlike.
>>552991810cousin marriage laws are primarily about preventing the building of familial wealth and connectedness.It makes sense in the context of your people and their repeated subjugations.It could actually explain a lot of why you guys are completely fucking insane (no direct offence to present company intended)
>>552991810>Have sister get into a fake marriage with a friend to change her last name>Fuck her
>>552991938There's not much to goon too. I'm just obsessed. Think I replayed Episode 2 at least 15 times. Was at the peak of drought.
>>552992010Think I did Burial replays literally daily at one point. Was just that bored, and needed my fix bad. Also should mentioned I've replayed Cliffhanger and SnS at least 3 times each since release.
>>552992012see >>552923865move to russia, we have crazy bitches of all sorts. you might even find one into coffin since its pretty popular here
>>552991731even if you're media famous, you can at least deeply kiss her in public without getting in trouble.
>>552992032No offense. I myself is a completely insane siscon anyway
>>552992274>Think I did Burial replays literally daily at one point. You know what, I can't even blame you, to this day it has some of the sweetest moments in the game. I appreciate that Nemlei is telling a complex story with many outcomes, but two years later it still pains me that Burial is getting developed last and the wait can easily take another 2 years.
>>552992671>only 2 years
What the hell leads a country like France, Spain, Russia, China or Japan to legalize sibling incest between adults unlike countries like Burgerland?
>>552993427mutts love taking the moral high ground
>>552993427try israel
>>552993427afaik, they simply didn't consider it when writing the laws.the french macron govt considered making it fully illegal in france in 2021, but they encountered pushback or disinterest. sadly they're still pushing it and it might be accepted.
>>552900519Well?? What did the doctor say?
>>552995601The doctor said it was floozyitis, we had to amputateShe's fine, but she has the flu. She got some meds to help with her aching and lack of appetite, but IIRC she still didn't eat much, which is a little concerning. So I'm still on babysitting duty
>>552993427>FranceThe French Revolution. The Revolutionaries redid the entire french legal code and threw out all the laws whose basis was on the Bible, the incest ban was one of them. >Russia, China Communism, unironically. Same as above>Spain, JapanThese I don't know about, but I can hazard a guess for Spain. Spain has had a pretty big anti-clerical and communist movement. My guess is that some time in the first or second Republic, anti-clericalists threw out the incest laws for the same reason as the French
>>552996401Very well anon. Please take good care of her! Make sure to have some light food ready at hand for when her appetite comes back.
>>552994308>pushbackWho was publicly pushing back against this kek
>>552997032Oh shit, nice, this artist is drawing Coffin again. They have been mainly doing ZZZ of the sibling protagonists, but I haven't played that game.
>>552997138dunno, but immigrants are actually pushing back on banning cousincest in england, hell, the nhs actually wrote an article about the advantages of cousin marriage before deleting it.
>>552998409>the nhs actually wrote an article about the advantages of cousin marriage before deleting it.
/calg/, I just want you to know that you can legally knock up your sister with the turkey baster method, since it involves zero sex at all. The plausible deniability is perfect.
>>552997031>Please take good care of her!I'm going to put a metal bowl over her head then hit it with a spoon
>>552999368>since it involves zero sex at allWhat's even the point then?
>>552999446I'm going to put that spoon up your fucking ass! Why would you do that??
>>552999586Oh, you can go and have sex, but this way the state doesn't have to know.
Some of you don't deserve your sisters
>>552999781>Why would you do that??Because it's funny
>>553001807Based. You can annoy your sister sometimes, you know?
>>552999368Check local laws before you rely on it to explain your nephson existing.
>>553002378You stupid assholes say EVERY mean thing you do to your sisters is "based!" Well I think it's CRINGE and GAY and DELPHN'T!!!
>>553002769Being an older brother means you have to be mean to your sister. It's the rule
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>553003593This is /calg/, the thread where we discuss breaking a massive societal rule all the damn time. That's a lousy excuse. Make a new rule!
>>553004053Let's not throw the baby out with the bath here. Just because it's an old rule doesn't mean it has to go. It's still a VERY good rule. Plus, you only get a few golden years where your sister takes your jokes seriously. Once they get old enough, they just laugh along which isn't as fun
>>553003593Am I not allowed to be mean to my older sister?
>>553004464how old are you and your sister?
>>553003593A bit of sibling banter and teasing is only expected, but turning your sick sister into a xylophone (which I hope the anon wasn't serious about) crosses a line.
>>552999446Warning: This may void your SisterHelpline warranty!Not a member? Our Sister Protection Plans are trusted by over 140 million brothers to protect what matters most. T&Cs apply. Proof of sister may be required. SisterHelpline, a Coffinstate company.
>>553006350Good morning, is it possible to rent a sister?
>>553005013Well, she kind of has authority over you, and if she's much older than you she's almost a third parent..
>>553007156It's not. However, it is possible To Rent a Girlfriend.
>>553007519I don't want a girlfriend, I want a sister…
If Andrew wasn't hot no one would care.
>>553007717get yourself a girlfriend and rp yourselves as brother and sister. it kinda worked for that anon, until it didn't.
>>552978629Well that thread was a big nothing, most I learned was more Nemlei backstory
>>552997032>"Look, Andy, there's the faggot right there!"
>>553005013I dunno, I don't have one
>>553007360So what's the verdict?
>>552997032all pedophiles belong in the woodchipper
>>553014136Woodchippering half of the population? Good luck.
>>553003593>Being an older brother means you have to be mean to your sister.Being an older brother means messing with your sister. The key difference is that childish pranks are cute and impish compared to being mean-spirited and malicious.>Properly delphic: giving your sister a hug and then locking your arms so that she can't escape when you fart>Delphn't: insulting her
>>553014245>Woodchippering half of the population? Good luck.I don't think anyone should be woodchipper'd, but aren't jewish people only about 2% of the US population?
>>552854845NTA but thanks for the recommendation, the Richmonds I was smoking before are shit by comparison.
>>553014432Yes, unfortunately their clients are all white. Then you have the white trailer trash pedos, the white female teacher pedos, the indian reservation pedos that prostitute their daughters, the black rapist pedos and obviously the shitskin Muslim pedos. More than half of the population lusts for children.
>>553014790>More than half of the population lusts for children.I just don't think that's the case.
>>552978629I actually enjoyed reading this discussion. There were some interesting debates. Also, the guys shilling her other games are based. JIAC IS good.
>>553014870That French retard who didn't even play the game needs to get socked
>>552991768Fake fan detected
>>553015617How do you not have all of the achievements after that much playtime?
>>553015617Based Coffinhafiz
>>553014982It would be so easy to pirate the game if he doesn't want to pay for it. His loss.
>>553015769Real fans don't play the game.
>>553014347>locking your arms so that she can't escape when you farteww thats gross and unaesthetic. can you imagine Andrew doing that? right, me neither>insulting herdepends. if you do it seriously and go for strong language then its cruel, but if your sister is known for overreacting to words then jokingly and lightly insulting her to stir her up can be very cute and delphic
>>553015983>Just walk your Ashley sprite over to Andrew and meditate for fifty hours while the game idlesA truly religious experience.
What should the next OP image be?
>>553016751cuntdrew, but a cozy edition would be fun too
>>553016825>>553016825>>553016825
>>553016910Me in the back ready to stick my fork in the toaster and end it all in front of my entire family
>>552977306Amateurs. I beat the Lord Unknown boss fight at the end in like five minutes tops.
>>552979961Why is there always someone who reacts this way whenever any Nazi stuff occurs here.
>>552979215>>552979587
>>553026650because they're newfags
>>552991768>>552992010I have no proof of this, but I remember I definitely had more than 150 hours at some point last year. Then after Episode 3's release I deleted the game and downloaded again (I was being overly cautious with the new episode release idk, those were irrational times), and now I have more than 200 (I don't exactly remember). This was because I translated the game and constantly started over and retranslated the entire script whenever I felt its inadequate, I probably did that at least 10 times. I also played the game in every other language I spoke, German, French etc. Those were good. Anyway, that's how you farm hours with a game like this. I actually played Episode 3 (all routes, different dialogues combined) only twice lol.
