>>552684460>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
>>552747431
>>552747431i love breasts
That popular thing you like? Yeah, it's reddit.
Fuck off.
>>552747431auuugh nurse sama i have weak legs as well...i need calcium...
>>552748147
>>552748171tenhou is rigged against western IPs
>>552747431>early threadFaggot OP.
>>552747431Imagine the smell!
Okadakeks...
okadakeks...
Okada will have to go back to AV after this.
>>552748171I can't tell whether you're directing that at the bullshit ron or at your toimen for pooshing dora against dealer riichi when he's not even iishanten
Why is this event so loooooooooooooooooooooooong.Holy shit a whole month for a shitty flash game with time gated rewards, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>4th place acceptance
>>552748954still their best minigame. except for malatro maybe.
>>552748954I already got the scroll, I'm out
>>552748954i'm on my 5th loop
>spend alltogether 10 hours sorting my images into reaction images>only post on /mjg/>any image that isn't an emote is frowned upon
new players mogging oldfag outdated playstyle
>>552749219Should've spent those 10 hours making emote edits instead so they're /mjg/ approved. Still waiting for the Reki Yomi poster to make an edit.
>>552749219Break the rules, become a sociopath, post off-topic pictures from other games just because.
If your post has an image and that image isn't 240x240, then it's automatically filtered and your post goes unread. Consider this a warning, offtopic posters.
The Biggest Cheating Scandal in osu! History Just Happened
>>552749868you filtered OP
>>552749870that shit's been in my recommended for over a year and I never clicked on it
>>552749898Yes, I've never read the OP and have never visited the repo.
>>552749870>a member from the chinese teamevery time
>>552749868now what
>>552749868
>>552749868but 'biki, there's some emotes that are legit and yet aren't 240x240...
I'm ready to face all the three fujis of MJS in hand-to-hand combat!
>>552749868uh uh
>open /mjg/ after over a year>softcore porn OP>shiroko sigh.emote>cynthia.emote>mleague postingMahjong?
Bikikeks, just a word of advice: stop courting death.
I poured myself another 1/5th glass of calvados because I have a ton left and I'm just playing Mahjong so motor functions aren't important, but it still tastes like pure alcohol. How the fuck do you stomach this shit?
>>552750496Anon, literally nothing has changed except the emotes being used...shiroko-7.png
>>552750502>he doesn't know about the timeless tradition of le trou normand
>>552750502>sbream woto qoooooooooooooooooo!
>>552750714what did the Midarikek mean by this?xenia-6.png
>>552750502Wut? Are you drinking cheap shit? Good calvados distinctively tastes like apples and alcol.
>>552750636I thought trou normand was about northerners drinking like fish.
>>552750502>>552750636oh yeah, you can also plunge a cube of sugar in some and let it absorb it all, or mix it with some strong coffee
>>552750781>>552545591
>>552750867>plunge a cube of sugarHold your horses, we're not talking about summoning Beatrice here. Wrong drink!
>acting this shamefully fr*nch
>>552749870>240x240on topic
>acting
>>552750963>acting
NIGGERS LMAO!Am I on topic right now?
>>552751254ew
>>552751286Not enough Australian /pol/ news or links to pedoshit on exh.
oui
>>552751286Pic fell off, so I guess not.
>>552751286No, we don't have niggers here.
>>552751340We teach you how to enjoy your calva best and that's how you thank us...
No wonder we have sanma addicts. This is unhealthy.
>>552751498I'm not that anon; I'll find some nice vanilla ice cream for it next year.fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>552751616welcome
>shan'tma
>>552751616Don't worry, as you rank up it stops happening forever unless RNG really favors you.
>>552751813I'll simply continue to play in bronze/silver room
>>552751616>silver roomI definitely don't agree, I hated playing with those luckshitting niggers.
>maka gives me C- for daburiiwell fuck you too>>552751989it was a luckshitting fest so I don't think rank matter much, the other are also kekpert >in silver
>>552752271yeah, those seal clubbing faggots need to leave. It feels good when they get last at least.
>negative : 11.09%Is this not horrible? How am I still climbing fast
>>552752949optimally all your 4ths are busts
>>5527529494th is a 4th, the fact that you go negative is just insult to injury
>>552753087It also counts negative 3rds and 2nds
>>552753054>>552753087>>552753190so its just how much of 25k you have left at the end?
>>552753249no, it's busting.
>>552753190>negative 2ndthat never happened to anyone ever
be honest, would you have dealt here
>>552753393>oya double yakuman has never happened
>>552753510no
>>552753510what, hatsu? yes
>>552753393It has to have happenedDealer double yakuman tsumo is 32,000 all
>>552753591>>552753594>what going 4th 4 times in a row does to a bunny
>>552753510>>552753694>>>/vt/
>>552753768>>>/lgbt/
>>552753814even lesbians are more mahjong related than vtrooners
>>552749043How long is malatro 2.0 going to stay anyway? It just says "long time", which could be chinkonese for "years"
>>552754210I thought that was just their cheeky way of saying it's permanent
no rewards, no playing, simple as.
>>552754210Probably will stay until they make a new version of it, if they ever do.
>>552754210Malatro is just a permanent feature now.They'll release patches every few months or something. This current Malatro is like v3.0 or v4.0, actually, not 2.0. I lost count.
>GPU fans randomly starts spinning at full blast and the display goes dark>thought I downloaded a miner due to some recent anon posts>turns out it was just a faulty Nvidia driverDeath to AI.
>>552753510No, I haven't dealt in a single time in my life
[ ] Touch grass>[X] Rape her
>>552753393One time I killed everyone in a friendly koko with dealer tsumo baiman barrages in E1.2nd and 4th got into negative at the same score.
>>552754856
banana bros how do we save her reputation, it was supposed to be her league...
>>552754946What do you mean, I like her even more now
>>552754946You don't? Her reputation is fine, it's the grassless virgins at fault here.
>>552753393
>>552755112>bronze
>people are actually defending the roastie whore
Speaking of Nana,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVruAXhVQd8
>>552755269Take a shower. Lose weight.
Crazy Rich Asians - Mahjong Scene [Official HD]cynthia-7.png
today's wwyd is wrong
>>552755269I wouldn't really call them "people"
>>552755473i picked 3m
Nana is a good girl who is just looking out for the best interests of her kouhaiCease the slander
Nana is a whore and she loves to oppress gamers, end of story.
I haven't seen a Nanamire Ina being used in ages.
If you don't main either 'biki or ling you cannot complain about what Banana said.
>>552756128Biki does go out, it's part of her e-thot job (see: Mahjong Soul KAN!!)
>>552756112
Yuz
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3723156/3ea46bfbae/
doko?
>bored>play some casual memesura>nyag into tanyao + dora tenpai>emote every discard>retard on my left drops terminal>kokushi on second row of east 1
soon, hibikeks will be replaced
>>552756659
>>552755306What a luckshitter
>>552755306Is this the secret to mahjong, just call yourself lucky?Tsuchida may have been onto something there
>>552756769I can't wait.
Majsoul Friends Room 50819(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50819memesura
>>552757054Yes, just believe in yourself.
>>552757081Started
https://tiermaker.com/create/mahjong-soul-main-17939606
>>552757169I meant literally
>>552757231Fuck
>>552757305Shouldn't this be a poll?
>>552757305
>>552757367
>>552757416based
>>552757370Yes
*snaps sheentia's spine in half*
>>552757729Holy based!
>>552757025>TkmsTo kill myself?
koito big loss
>>552757305Thoughts? Opinions?
>>552757305I just realized there is no reason at all to have a tier for not owning a character, you can just not put them on the chart
>>552758006on what?
>>552758006You forgot Wanjirou
I wrote something on your profile, now write on mine.
>>552758106I-I don't know you.
>>552758076Wanjirou is white
>>552757305Yeah sure, I'll doxx myself.
>>552758432woman detected
>>552758432you could have just said you are gay anon, no need to be so roundabout about it.
My kokushi.
>>552757367it's 3/4 now anon you should try again
>>552757081ggs, 3/4
>>552757081ggs, mjs got stuck on 100% while trying to load lobby again.
>>552758432hi Fl*r*n.
>w*men
>>552757305I will also dox myself
>>552758874Calm down It's memesura, that's practically a mangan
>>552759006who
>>552759136Don't tell me to be reasonable maggot.
>>552757305Why yes, I main random, how could you tell?
>>552758006>>552759129>>552759384Why are the tiers different
my dainyangen
>>552759534For being a detective you sure are defective.>>552758042
>>552757367I should really at least 5 heart my nyagger for those occasions.
got my first Haitei Raoyue 0.0
>>552758432You put my main in F and then join my koko?
>>552759534delete your cookies for the tiermaker site
>>552759646Your main being in F only means I don't use your main at all, not that I hate it :^)
>>552759635didn't happen
>>552759830i'd better delete system32
>>552757305I'm the famous cat btw.
>>552759872>it
>>552759894says you
>>552760062sorry
Ì·>Ì·nÌ·aÌ·mÌ·eÌ·sÌ·
>>552760176>names
I don’t respect chinese discord bot shitters still somehow stuck in novice enough to give them the luxury of privacybut I’ll blur the names next time
>>552757305time for an epic rinshan kai-ack
Whoever said that silent witch is good should consider suicide.
Haku chun.
Haku ton.
Just played my first game of Riichi Shitty, what did I think of it?
>>552760683This but everything that has a female lead. Nobody relates to femoid protagonists.>b-b-but Mahjong S--Ryan game thoughbeit
>>552761116
>>552761126think of what?
Don't forget to use protection in Riichi City, you don't know where those girls have been.
>>552761170Shut up incel, I'm complaining about the writing.
odds fiinish the bottleevens just drink a bit0 throw the remainder away
>>552761479how was it
>>552760683She reminds me of the better Bocchi (and myself) sometimes so it’s okay
>>552761540Halfway through it grew on pretty okay wish it tasted more of apple
Remove all hags = game fixed
>>552761570you're male
How to Win Monopoly Every Timecynthia-7.png
>>552761690All of those characters were written by males, anon…And I meant the social anxiety
>>552760240>nÌ·aÌ·mÌ·eÌ·sFunny how ctrl-f'ing that still finds all the normal text versions too.>>552760683You might wanna think about growing a taste, shounenfaggot.
Turn all characters into hags = game fixed
>>552761634I've read all your posts about calvados
>could've done something today>but I don't want to, so instead I'm just shitposting here all dayJyanshi for this feel?
>>552761904amaekoromo-0.png
>taste>anime
>>552761824I'm not a shonenspic. Your taste is trash, fantasyslopper.>>552761782Grow out of it, you are still operating on your reptilian brain if you have social anxiety in >current year.
>>552757305I could probably put more thought into this but I won't.
>>552762034based, if you had any taste you would read sumertian poems in their original cuneiform
>>552757305shan't doxx myself
>>552762267>THE Famous X
Illya is a stupid whore who should be beaten and raped
I was watching some videos about an automatic mahjong table and I googled who the woman in the video is and apparently she's some former AV actress.Should I just stop watching?
>>552762594
>>552761862This but lolis
Anyone else get on a major losing streak as soon as they hit Adept III?
>>552762594>
>>552762921Stop noticing things
>>552763029Jong
>>5527630291 scroll should be collab characters only.
>>552763192Not everyone can 100% winrate every 1 scroll collab pull like you
>>552757081>9000>2ndggs, got to go
>stevekeks are in cahoots with hanners
>>552757081Ggs, when in doubt, trust waleflow.
>>552757081GGs!
>>552757081Well nyagged guys!
SIX SEVEN!
>>552763309No, but they're like the characters you randomly end up with, since normally you only roll during a collab with that scroll you had lying around.
>>552763029>1 scroll gang>the worst character out of each collabgrim
>>552763729I don't even remember the other idolm@ster characters. Pee is the only one worth having
>>552763729Rin was the best in her collab.
67 deez nuts, lmao
>>552763729HOW DARE YOU SLANDER KOITO-SAMAHIIIIIIIIII-YAAA!
>>552763029I'm pretty sure Fu Ji is used goods considering how old she is.
I wanted gil...He was the last shota in a long time...RELEASE NEW SHOTAS PLEASE
>clogged
Yuzu'd goods mentioned
>>552764083Jane just released?
>>552764083If I could, I'd trade you a gil for that pochi.
>>552760683I thought it was really good and I hope we'll get a season 2
Bravo Pariskeks.
I have so many characters I pulled from a single ticket I can't remember them all
ALL characters are pulled from a single ticket
does it even counts as a "single ticket" when you can use only 1 ticket at a time
>>552764460Literally me, but it's like 10 and I have a terrible memory.
>>552760683I thought it was really bad and never watched it.
Pink hair is uglyMahjong
doko
>>552764920Nu huh
>>552765018
>>552764424It snowed heavily this afternoon. 7 cm!
I hate you faggots that spam "doko" in every fucking thread. Just make the room and let other anons join. You're spending hours constantly whining about how there's no games being posted and yet you have never posted a single one. Fuck all of you.
>>552764664
>>552761479Just save it for next year. It's not going to go bad at 40% alcohol. It's like 50% hand sanitizer.
>>552765253In the time you spent posting that you could have made a room insteadDoko
Based but also cringe because Chiwhori is cringe
>>552764664I redeemed my main with 150 faith, thougheverbeit.She stands on a mountain of 150 corpses.In order to summon her at my side I had to destroy 150 possible lives, that was the level of faith required for the ultimate Jyanshi.
koko doko
Is there a skill limit to the games? (i suck)
>>552761890It's at least two people thoughbeit?
>>552765183It snew
>>552765497What's new?
le doko?
>>552765253doko
>>552765497>>552765183It sneeded bigly*
>>552765403Not 150 corpses.150 spent scrolls.Unless you somehow rolled a dupe character with each of those 150 pulls.
>>5527651831011 km now.Comfily remotely worked and mahjong'd today
>>552765253And if I only want to play one hanchan? Usually anons play two and they would feel like I didn't enjoy playing because I disband the lobby after one game and then they also won't have a room to play their second hanchan. It would look even worse if I got last because then they would assume I'm salty and lose my reputation points. One hanchan is only playable when someone else hosts. So doko?
>>552765658But it's 50/50 if you get a character out of scroll or not
I post 'doko?' after a hard day playing friendlies
>>552765710You could just...say you only want to play one hanchan in your post.
>>552765658Every scroll has the ability to hold a life.That collab character you were supposed to roll? Turned into a fucking biscuit and fed that demonic cat.
>>552765183I haven't touched snow in years. God, I miss those winters of my childhood where it snowed enough to sink away in it.
Majsoul Friends Room 96904(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96904https://youtu.be/DGSftx8ft5s
>>552765843M-my scroll was supposed to become k-koito...
I'd like to join but I can't risk being associated with this shitpostingI have a reputation to uphold
>>552766023spoiler that boybutt
>>552766023shan't join, butt too big
>>552766023full
Goshujin, feed me.
>>552766139Surely no one is autistic enough to sus out who you are by matching posts in the thread with kokos joined, right?
>>552766139it was all me samefagging I have now absolved you of your sins
>>552766139Either you're not shitpoisting, in which case joining the room would actually clear your name. Or if you are, you need to just continue shitposting while playing, so it looks like it's someone else and you can just blame it on other anons in your timezone.
>>552766139I shitpost while playing friendlies
Sorry, I can't join the koko, I'm busy shitposting hard and I take the matter very seriously.
>>552766453we know, unc
asakur atoru would never say that
There's no endless courage here. I feel ripped off.
>>552766649>names
>Molcar x Initial D
Okay, guys, I'm on page 14 of Loomis and I'm actually supposed to start drawing now. I'm using all of my willpower to move to a position different than the one I'm spending my whole days in and to actually do something productive for a change.Expect amazing OC soon.I remember some anon saying other Loomis books are better than Fun with a Pencil, so this is the last chance to stop me.
>>552767014I'm gonna make this my team's theme
~SHAN PONwalking by the wall~SHAN PONthe shadows will not fall~SHAN PONis silently ignored
>Flo***>Flo***
Ore-sama demands praise immediately
>>552767197Floorp is not a >name
>>552767071They are, but fun with a pencil should be your first Loomis book if you want to have him as teacher.The other ones are more advanced, and they are really good books in general. You'll feel loved reading them.https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Loomis%2C+Andrew%22
>>552767268
>>552767014
Nobody will expect the molcar collab
I expect it
>>552767295>You'll feel loved reading them.Yeah, I can see it already that this is his style. I meant this anon >>551354018, it seems he believed some other book can be used instead. I can't be the judge yet.
>mahjong crab bucket>japanese crab bucket>drawing crab bucketstrongest crab bucket in the west
>>552767554You can skip it if you want, I think the main point to take away from it is "Have fun drawing", that's all.
Start with Greeks
>>552767268Whoever thought that a valid name for a browser, should be shot.
>>552767793I have to start with something, my thinking is too technical. I tried other books in the past, it always ended with me trying to redo the same line over and over and dropping it after a while. I remember some anons having the same problem.If Loomis is supposed to change my mentaru then it's exactly what I need (unless there's another Drawing Mentaru Book 1).
The saint 3 is now master 1.
>folding simulator friendlyshiroko-7.png
What's the best shampoo for crabs?
The master 3 is now adept 1.
>>552768226that didn't happen
>>552768039If you can go through all his books, you'll have changed yourself through the journey.But can you endure it? Can you give up that stupid voice in your head telling you to be a perfectionist? That's up to you, not Loomis.
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>>552768572I have no idea. Guess I'll have to try.Being a perfectionist is one thing, but I also always had this unexplainable anger towards the authors of such books where they always assumed the reader has some weird skill I couldn't quite name. Whenever there were helper lines drawn with clear instructions (ratios, exact distances) I felt comfortable, but then there are suddenly details appearing where I'm supposed to somehow trace it using only my mind's eye without telling me how far they should be from the helper lines. It was a leap where I saw it felt natural to the author, but I couldn't quite take it, so I just tried to copy whatever appeared in the book, taking all the fun away and turning it into a menial task.Drawing is weird.
>>552769059Drawing is hard. And what you described is a cluster of skills you have to train to get good at drawing. Those skills usually take years to develop to a satisfying level and only through autistic repetition and proper structured studying and observation, which likely makes it feel like menial work if you aren't drawing something you are emotionally attached to.So rememember to not burn out studying "boring" things and to have fun studying things you like, even if the results might be disappointing at first.Consider browing /ic/ more often for more learning resources or posting your work and asking for help if you get stuck.
>>552770050Got it, thanks.For now, I'm back to Loomis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANSBBEDGBFEDragons do be like that
>>552771008How is content like this any better than that yu_song faggot?
>>552771008I'm not like that.
Would you?
>>552771542What are the odds.But no, I wouldn't.3p cut
>>552771542noh
I think I might be retarded
Do Japanese artists read Loomis?Why does it always seem like they have a knack for everything we strive for without using the X Book 1 like we do?
>>552771803Welcome!
>>552771542Never. 3p
>>552771897Some people are just born better at doing some things than others are.But you shouldn't really waste your time thinking about it.Just do what you like and enjoy yourself, become the Oguri Cap: Phantom Grey.
>>552771897I've seen enough dogshit doujins to know they aren't naturally talented at art
>>552771897Cuz they start doodling when theyre in elementary since manga n shieeet is so popular
>>552766023i have to pee or i explode dont ron me
>>552771686>>552771695>>552772094Of course it's a horrible discard so I folded. 1p or 3p are fine discards here. The green dragons were in the dead wall and shimpcha tsumoed for 5200, last place avoided.
>>552766023geg
>>552766023gg
>>552766023ggs, thank you for joining, it was maybe the fourth 567 sanshoku that I won today
someone give me something to telly
>>552773717ranked telly doko
>>552773717Lawrence of Arabia
Lawrence of Arabia (1962) | 4K HDR Ultra HD Blu-ray | Surround Sound [CC Available]cynthia-7.png
>>552773717Your favorite JAV
>>552774013Watch Satantango too
>>552773717Kitchen Nightmares
>Steve reference in latest CSM chapterYeah we are getting that collab soon
>>552774412thats a Kenshiro reference
>>552771803Konnichiwa.
>>552774412why is the art style so dogshit? It feels like a draft.
>>552774484>>552774412Omae wa mo stevedeiru
>>552773717Weapons (2025)
>>552774412Clear devil may cry reference.
>steve's arm was a gun all alongNaruhodo, she truly is the coolest.How did they do it?
>>552774803this old baba thinks shes cool
Meow
>>552774786welcome to weekly manga
Jade room moment
hmmm, today i will discard a tile while enjoying my south wind game
>names
>>552775131this is me but adept 3 in bronze room vs the novices
>>552775139Shoutout to my nigga RIPNDIP. Keep on mating you fool.
GET DOWN MJG DONT LOOKjane-8.png
>>552775139i have no idea who you are
>actual newcutie doxxing himself
>>552775482im the one on the bottom about to discard the 1 man
It's ok Ghodere, amaekoromo doesn't track your stats until you've played in Gold
>redditsei
I'm coming.
>>552775813why do you use indexed tiles
>>552756436True!
>>552776665please stop using jokes on newcuties who don't understand them
Rarest emote, don't steel.
More like Go here!
>>552776917only two people here can use this emote
>>552767793I didn't have any fun whatsoever with the fun with the pencil book, I guess I just hate that kind of approach.
I gave my money to a different chinese jew
>>552774026I used to have a few but the newhalf general on /t/ disappeared
Can't this creature 41% itself already?
>>552776851this joke is two days old, it's perfect for him
>>552771008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huwD6satme8I liked this one.
What did the saint 2 mean by this?He wasn't even disconnected, he cut 0p in in a split second.
>>552777777
>>552777798Saint 2? Basically a masterkek.
>>552778082cute newfriend
>make a play so appalling and retarded the chinese saint 3 toimen emotes in disgust from his 24k points lead>get 1st off it a while laterYeah so basically get fucked.
>>552774971If you must know, a single shot .22 caliber "gun" can fit inside a pen. Shortened version can easily fit inside a finger.
I just witnessed a player get double ron'd by me and another on the very last discard for a score of -18000They had just called the 4th kan too.
>>552777798I've been meaning to ask, i noticed your insane 3rd avoidance rate, did you figure out something?
>>552778148why aren't there hexes on /vg/
>>552777798wants to derank maybe
>>552777798Are people not allowed to misclick?
>>5527785370m is on the opposite side of the screen as 9m?
>>552778158What was the play?
>>552779007
>>552778740Maybe his mouse sensitivity was highMaybe the cat yanked the wire when walking over the tableI don't know, I'm not omniscient
>>552778303You mean my 4th avoidance rate? Not only am I luckshitting by mostly winning oikake battles, I fold extremely hard to both riichi and open hands. Sanma made me paranoid.This is actually more suited to tonpuu than hanchan, because placement is far more important than trying to maximise EV. Even dealing into tanyao nomi is east 1 can be a death sentence.The issue with tonpuu is that pushing keiten is more important, which I'm bad at.
Every time I see a keikumusume-0 I think of the laugh in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvEBfEaBqNI
grim aloe doppiyan
>look up more about this okey game anon posted>they have their own cheating tricksit really is like mahjong
Damn art buddy is so good at mahjong
cats are disgusting creatures
>>552780523this is so tuff
>>552780523Anime (24 episodes) when
I'm so fucking annoyed Sega MJ keeps crashing and I kept getting blown off from these annoying luckshitters.
>>552780523what if we just threw mahjong tiles across the table to collude?
>>552780523
>>552780523You can do this in mahjong too, thougheverbeit.
>>552779683Yeah this too i guess, but im talking about sanma, you can be paranoid but getting hit is just unavoidable sometimes, doesnt help that i lose most of the fights, playing more passive will also just completely kill win rate and risk tsumo death.Do you think ill find something if i check your logs.Im guessing you found that perfect balance of attack while third avoiding.I also like tonpuu
fujis are disgusting creatures
I only want to have sex with disgusting creatures.
>filled out all the documents for gibs
>have the perfect hand, literally 1 shanten away from dealer toitoi, almost cumming from the sheer anticipation of it all>nyagger rons the other nyagger for 1000 pointsWhy even bother?
>>552780523This goes hard.
>make europa war thread on 4han>forget about it>open thread nowso many high quality shitposts
>>552781424My 3rd place avoidance rate is honestly not exceptional in jade sanma. Pic related are the stats from my final attempt at saint, after ranking up to master 1. My deal-in rate used to be 15.1%, until I made the conscious decision to play more like MAKA, instead of Bigcoach (very helpful imo).Playing like this, I would only be able to maintain stable saint 1 in jade, so I need to play in throne to rank up further, which is what most sanma saints do. I blame my high haipai shanten and bad oikake luck.If you check the logs, you'll find that I practically never keep safe tiles (except for honors over the 1 in 14 shape) and I'm either pushing all the way or folding all the way. Sanma is very binary; the concept of mawashi doesn't exist. I think this is the best way to avoid passivity and death by tsumo.When folding to open hands, just assume they're tenpai if:>1 call at turn 8>2 calls at turn 6>3 calls at any pointAnyone who calls is never bluffing. I believe this part is what trips a lot of good yonma players up.Frankly, I don't recommend sanma tonpuu if you care about upranking. Professional players are constantly deranking out of jade sanma hanchan, so tonpuu makes it even harder to express skill.
deal in sluts stole my first
>>552780729it'd just be turkish uncs smoking hookah, drinking black tea and throwing obscenities at each other if they deal in
i don’t get sanma. what’s the appeal?
>>552785159Easier to get yakumans
>>552785159Aren't you tired of poncats calling for tanyao nomi? Wouldn't it be fun if mangan was the minimum hand value?
I'm a lowly Adept spectating some Saint-Celestial level play and am baffled by this guy's plays.In one game he holds a South for like 3 turns after someone already opened a pon with one.In another he declares riichi on a single 6sou wait when there's already 2 in another's discard.Is this what 4D chess looks like?
>>552785413If you're iishanten you usually keep a safe tile to riichi with
>>552785413>holds a South for like 3 turns after someone already opened a pon with oneCelestials know when to kill their efficiency just to hold a safe tile. He must have had a mediocre hand. Some good players may even keep up to 3 safe tiles at a time if they think they have little hope of winning.I don't recommend the safe tile technique until jade. Just work on perfecting efficiency and folding at the right time, and you will reach master.
for me its the Evil Dickriders
>>552785413>another he declares riichi on a single 6sou wait when there's already 2 in another's discard.dealer, very early riichi, or souzu are cheap>In one game he holds a South for like 3 turns after someone already opened a pon with one.thats just keeping a safe tile, you dont need more than 5(maybe 6) blocks
>>552785159yakuman farming, quick games for dailies
>>552785582I don't think he was iishanten but it was a few games ago.Anyways, he's in dead last at this table so it's hard to change my opinion of him.
You now remember the Ghostly Gooner
Why did the saint gaslight our Xenia with his shitty mic?
>>552784519>play more like MAKA, instead of Bigcoach (very helpful imo).mahjong is deadshiroko-7.png
>trained hard to become good at mahjong>finally reach Celestial>throne room is your home>sometimes variance kicks you in the ass>hard day, come home to play a game of mahjong>unlucky haipais and dealins, you are dead last>some random newshit anon is laughing at you and thinks you are zako
>opponent plays 2.1 hog rider
>>552785652It was a rather shit hand with many honors.
>>552785159It's the fast food of mahjong.
>>552785951someone even posted him last thread, stop pretending you're an oldfag
>>552786110what if an entire thread is laughing at you and thinks you are zako>>547706186
>>552786410kek
>>552786050There is literally nothing wrong with studying the moves of players better than you.
>>552786410hiruma no mahjong
Maybe I can find a Mahjong gf now?
>>552786947inb4 it's just all jewish babas
>>552787132hitozumas?
>>552787132Irl Fu Ji ? I'm going.
>>552786947Touch grassroots
Someone make a script that scrapes amae-koromo.sapk.ch and pings me whenever an anons deals into yakuman.
All I do these days is read shitty Orcsoft nukige and play mahjong
>>552787564make it track deranks too and post a list of them weekly
>>552787785based
>>552786410>sanma tourney announcement a few posts below thatThat was an outstanding thread.
>>552787823that would be too fucking funny
basic sanma tourney 3 when
>>552788052yeah and to still didn't make certificates
>>552786410anons never posted the other double yakuman deal in
Since the last patch or whatver I can't return from my profile/messages to the main screen.That's concerning. Couldn't really keep up with the read recently, is it a common problem?
Artbuddy can you fucking neck yourself? Stop spamming the thread pretending that there are other anons out there that want to play in another shitty sanma tourney you turbochibinigger.
>waging begins againhonestly, i missed it
>>552788704meds, besides, sanma TO can't speak english so how could I be posting in thread?
just me and (You).https://lichess.org/GibkFIxD
>>552788916Nyo
Shartchuddy
Bravo eurokeks
Okay, guys, we need a Basic Sanma Tourney 3. Right now.Disruptive behavior such us purposeful ignoring the game state to deal in like a retard will be a punishable offense described in the rules this time.
>>552788893I like sanma enough to want to play in an /mjg/ tourney. I just think sanma TO is a turbo chibinigger that shouldn't TO again.
>>552788689clear your cache.
SANMA TOOOOOOOOOOO
There's no such thing as a chibi nigger
>>552789269Shut up, Miko. There was nothing irregular about that tourney, and especially not with the most recent bar set by War TO.
>>552789837>gimmick tourney>TO disqualifies people for not trying
>>552788916GG
>>552788704Don't you dare utter my wife's name in vain ever again.
>play against first non drunk and not new chess player on /mjg/get obliterated
>>552789837>the most recent bar set by War TOkek from now on any tourney with the doc where you can actually understand the rules will be considered a state of the art
>>552786947Vancouver meatup when?
>>552790160>get obliterated*
>>552789837Proof he is Miko?
>>552790978dozo
yagooey
>>552791778Perchance
>>552791778this broke me
>>552791778You take that back.
Yagi Yui just flew over my house
Roger
>>552791778but why tho?
HmmmIranai
Why are amazon.co.jp delivery rates three times what they were 5 years ago
>>552792560Tariffs
>>552780523this is tuff might have to switch over to okey, ogey?
geemu?
Behead all those who play Sanma!
>>552792993oobaa
KYSKissYourSanma player
>>552791778a white hole?
>>552792560Gaijin...
I would rather kiss my sister
>>552790978Chibinigger is a cute slur, ergo Miko.
>>552792560Why were you shipping direct from Amazon anyway. Just load up on a massive package through a middle man service and send it all at once
>>552793615I'm too retarded for that.
>>552793492based
>>552787564Don't threaten me with a good time
>>552780523Wow, the epik trick is... just throw a tile at the other guy and hope no one notices. Amazing, so skillful, best robbari.
>>552748147nyoooooo
>>552793726Make a fromjapan account my friend
>>552794209shin janki has more cheat moves that are lamer than this than actual mahjong.kuro-10.png
>>552794209he tilts the wooden board to use the angle to conduct an inconspicuous high level technique, you bafoon. the way he uses every tool at his disposal to cheat is what makes it kakkoi
>>552794532No. You are just easily impressed. And that is because you are weak.
>>552780523you now remember kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmGBAiHnK0U
>>552756891>hanner puts an actual paw outThat's cute
>>552794860I'm a riderProviderBring the heat, girl, I will bring the fire
>tfw my most posted OC was zamn cynthia
>>552795570
>>552795570i don't like it desu
now reading
>>552795848>it's realkek
>>552795570post the mouth .png so i can zamn more jyanshis
>>552795848>Stephen KrashenIsn't this the AJATT guy?
>>552794860this is retarded
>>552796153I don't think I saved a template, I didn't make any more after the first day
>>552796193Kershnar. Different guy, career philosopher
>>552795842
I just checked his profile. He keeps losing
>>552796513>4 last places in a rowHOWWHO DID HE PISS OFF
>>552795570oppenheimer moment
>>552796669At this point, it could be God Himself
Isn't Mahjong Soul Chinese?
>>552796669You say that like 4 last places in a row is unheard of. I get that every day at least
>>552797062Of course
>>552795848https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/professor/1052077>Steve Kershnar is one of my favorite professors on this campus. He is hysterical, relates his teachings to modern day events, like Kim K, Jersey Shore, etc. You'll watch a youtube clip in almost every class, but you don't have to go. tests are multiple choice, so easy. HE'S SO HOT!!!!kek
From saint 3 to expert 3. The greatest fall in mahjong history is about to unfold.
>>552797062Not anymore
>>552797268LmaoUnironically the highest rating I’ve seen on that site
>spend days making the perfect original emote>gets completely btfo by zoomer slop edit made in 30secsYou ungrateful cunts don't deserve me
>>552797732You're forgetting everyone's favorite unclehttps://www.ratemyprofessors.com/professor/1395479
>>552795848>matchashow us your labubu next
Who are you guys talking about he isn't on my friendslsit I'm feeling the FOMO
>>552797894Post it.
>>552797894its about the soul, not the time spent
>>552797894Get with the times old man
Want Perfect Thocky Keyboard? Womier SK71 Pro Gasket Mount Sound Test!cynthia-7.png
>>552797894making OC is its own reward
>>552797894No one cared about my Hoshino either. Be humble.
>>552798262I care
>>552798262I asked
>>552798262I do not care for Hoshino
>>552798043My schizo theory is that the dubai elites made dubai chocolate a popular meme so that everyone would forget about the REAL dubai chocolate (dubai princes pooping on instagram whores)Mahjong
I collect kids, so any edit is welcomed.
>recognize the nameposter earlier>probably because of his involvement with some stupid bullshityou're lucky i don't care enough to try and remember this so i can make fun of you.....
>>552798481That's barely a theoryand not even related to the offtopic post your replying to, you have gone meta offtopic
>>552798262Make the Mutsuki one so I can have the whole set
>>552798706labubu dubai chocolate :p
>>552798647When are you going to hold an exhibit?
>>552797894True true
>>552798647These are great, lmfao
>>552798647Some of these edits are mine
>>552798647>he doesn't have the tentacled beast
>>552798783Next A&C perchance
>>552798647I see 3 of mine.
>>552798647>>552798819
>>552798647fresh new kodomo
>I still gotta make Stevekodomo IT'S NOT FAIR, WHY CAN'T A GOOD OCSLAVE HAVE STEVEFEVER
>>552799135i don't get it
>>552798202yeah, until you get negative points for it in a&c
>>552799693I've never participated in an A&C...
>>552799135Make Super Dimentia Kodomo
>>552799693nunbros...
I'm getting nun PTSD
>>552799542I would like to make multiple kodomos with Steve, if you know what I'm saying
>>552798647I'm not a kodomologist but i have some you still don't have so you probably are missing quite a lot
>>552798647>6 of mine
>>552798647My AI slop one is in there
>>552798647
>>552798647and yet you don't have the kodomo on your majsoul account
>>552800138why didn't anon post the finished result
>>552800296
>>552800296kodomos exist in our hearts
>>552798647>try to post amaekoromo-00.png>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.damn, you're slacking. >>552757305
>>552800414All the progress you see there is from today, it's far from finished...I can't post the finished result anyway because it's full of in-group jokes with my IRL friends including pictures we took togetherNext I will order an /mjg/ related custom jigsaw that I can post here
>>552798647I only posted dickhead kodomo twice, I'm surprised you have both
>year 2064>/mjg/ long dead and forgotten>randomly browse the internet completely bored>suddenly see a koromo emote edit in some youtube video>all the memories come back
You may not know it, but The Ghostly Gooner was originally a video. There was a problem with my screen recording that made a bunch of the clips look like slideshows so I initially just converted it to audio. But i've decided to release the original janky video as a piece /mjg/ lost media for anyone who is interested. Please enjoy the Busted Cutâ„¢, featuring some live thread reactions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QsSgneWH5o
>>552798647Those kids seem to live under tyranny. My amaekoromo is on her way to "liberate" them
Thanks for the (You)s fags. Now keep them coming.
>>552801497I'm never gonna reputationally recover from this
I'm not fond of the kodomo
>>552801497>multiple anons that are no longer with it
>>552801637relistening to it you can clearly hear that it overlapped you talking, surely it being posted again will salvage your reputation even though it being pointed out originally didn't
>>552801497The L in League 5 stand for legendary
People hate when somebody feeds an obvious honitsu/chinitsu, but what should kami do? Should he just fold instantly to deny the hand? Assuming he's behind in score and stops before chii/pon turns to ron, why is it a bad play?
Majsoul Friends Room 12303(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12303room theme: https://youtu.be/3zV26PXDvHQ
If I kill a famous X, can I take his place?
Only if you can
>>5528022923/4
>>552802689can you kill a ghost?
>>552802292started
WWYD
>>552803032>no exclamation pointHow am I supposed to be play in a room where the host is so unenthused?Stop this room right now, I want off
>>552801497kino>what was that
>>552803051I don't like the shapescut 4m
>>5528030515m dama
>>5528030514m and pray
>>5528030512s
>>5528030515m dama2s isn't safe enough nor does it buy you enough time
>>552803180I'm bad at showing my emotions in text but I make up for it with emoting
>>5528030515m is the correct play1m after east, but what are the odds it came from 13m
>>5528030515m riichi, no tiles to fold so just oikake and cry when you deal in
>>552801497>half of the groans were after a big handhe really was gooning to mahjong wtf
>>5528035743s is genbutsu
>>552803051you have zero safety5m dama and steal the stick
I know how to become a famous X, but how do I become a famous drawfag?
>>552803545Me but my actual face
>>552801497what kind of "audio glitch" causes constant sexual moans to emit from your microphone??
>>552803997Drawing Book 1
I have come to the conclusion that if the game is going to screw me, it’s going to do it no matter which room I’m in, so I might as well go to Jade anyway.
>>552798647This took me an hour on my phone
>>552804602hon hon
>>552804404That just teaches drawing. I need a guide for all the attentionwhoring you need to do to become famous on /mjg/.
>>55280029620th anniversary collab this year. Trust
I have kodomo on my jp alt
>>552804748Literally just take requests.
>>552804748I just say I'm at work
>>552801497Couldn't they just check who was on mumble with them? Also post that blinking xenia in the bottom.
>>552805012It was soccer cult I'm pretty sure, it was one of the irc crew with the fucked up mic, not Xenia
>>552805148it was him, it was discussed for nearly an hour afterwards on irc and he even checked if the issue persisted outside of mumble
Drawfriend here. Taking requests.
>>552805441draw hag
>>552805623Draw hag dying
>>552805441Don't draw hag.
Stop drawing low-res images and instead draw some winning tiles in mahjong.There, now you can become an adeptchad just like me!
>>552805441Draw hag kissing cat. But not sexually, just on the head to annoy her.
Every hag player in /mjg/ is mentally ill and it's no longer variance
>>552805841you only say that based on one person thoughbeit
>>552805975hag mains were always schizos, ever since league 1
>>552805441make me celestial
>>552803265>>552803273>>552803309>>552803323>>552803431>>552803559>>552803574>>552803748wasn't really sure what to do here, there wasn't too much info on toimen+early riichi so the 5m double musuji push seemed playable to me. there's also the 33s fold and hope we draw safes afterwards to get to the end safely and not deal into a big dealer riichi. or maybe let shimocha sort things out, he pushed a strange 4p into the ippatsu without fear going for riichi+pinfu only didn't seem very good to me, but maybe I could snipe the win+stick before I draw another unsafe tile with a dama so I ended up pushing 5m dama here.surprisingly mortal and NAGA (nishiki) prefer the riichi here despite the lack of value. maybe the wait is just too good to pass on, but with these scores i'd rather fold than riichi then again if that's the case maybe it's better to just fold than dama, and riichi if we're pushing
>>552805975I can name at least three
>>552805441Let me have sex with Koito
oh fuck I had auto ron
>>552806594Sheentia... all you had to do was ask...
>>552806864nigger
>>552802292I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS NO BUSTI HAD 6 DORA COULD HAVE TSUMO'D AND RON THAT HAG INTO THE NEGATIVES BUT DIDN'T LIKE 3 TIMESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>552806594>>552806868But girls can't have sex with girls?
>>552806892>deletedStevekeks...
>>552807257You can see the game options in the lobby before the game starts
>>552798647>>552807365I fixed it a bit.Doing everything with just a mouse is ass.atarashiako-7.png
>>552802292gg no miracle today
>>552802292gg, thank you for joining, very unlucky that the daisangen didn't happenback to 3/4
>>552807323Yes, they can. Do you want me to demonstrate?
>>552808214i tried
>>552802292started again
>>552808276No_
Tourney qualis open yet???
I literally just witnessed a godlike play in throne. Absolutely cinema.>guy in third was waiting for 58m (tenpai in 3 turns)>he could end the game if he wanted to but didn't commit and waited for an opportunity to build a sanshoku>he got it, riichi'd, one tileshift and won with haneman
>>552808276I..have a...faint memory...of such occurence...
>>552808624No, they open in 42 hours.
>>552808626this is the sort of kino play you can only make when there's no special 4th place penalty3rd is worth half the punishment as 4th for them
Push for the win?
>>552809056Nah I can still win this safely, hatsu
>>552809056Nyo.Hatsu stalling. Dealing in here is 4th
>>552809056>4 suji passedyes
>>552809056of course, offense is the best defense
>>552809056The odds of 7p dealing in are small.Push.
>>552809056hatsu hatsu then we'll see
>>552809056No Dora visible Kami has a haneman
What kind of flow monsters am I playing with...
someone take my place
>>552809056>risk last placehatsu
mentarulets...
>>552809056close my eyes and push 7p
Would you please post Mila so that I can decide
You want to become the Famous Mila.
>>552809056Fold. The worst case scenario is 2nd (or extension), and kami can hardly hurt you.No need to risk your own points when you can put your trust in the cat (even if he is a looper)
>>552809056Got to gamble in your gamble gameHold your breath and 7p
You want to become the Famous Hoku.
>>552810642She is good. Possibly the best since Yui.
Bro I'm so fucking retarded I thought the closed kan could get robbed
>>552810968OH N-
>>552810968>more soulless than makalmaoooooo
>>552810968Adeptchud...
>>552810968Based. Fuck giving retards more dora
>>552810968>I thought the closed kan could get robbedonly in case of kokushi/thirteen orphans
>>552810968it cant?
>>552810968If you thought it would deal in with chankan why would you cut it anyway...
>>552810968If you thought it could be robbed then you would have dealt in too by discarding it?
>>552810968nyagger...
>open profile>6+ pages of happy new years wishes>I completely forgot to make happy new year wishes in other anons profiles
>>552811653I already deleted you
>>552811653just do it now, its some kinda gap moe, surely
>>552811653fuck you i didnt even get 1 page
>>552811653you're not getting one next year you meanie
>>552811653you got 6 pages without doing anythingand i only got 4?
>>552811846Play friendlies
>>552809148>>552809191>>552809204>>552809218>>552809443>>552809447>>552809489>>552810046>>552810549>>552810701No real need to shove here, even if 8s looks decently good with all 7s visible to us. Wait isn't even kami genbutsu and dealing in here is catastrophical even if it's "just" a mangan. We can still find tenpai with 47p58s draws/chii.If there's lateral movement with a shimo/toimen deal-in, we just win the game (unless it's a haneman). Tsumo most likely extends the game to west, but being in 1st for west is still a good enough position to be in.
>>552811653Impossible, I only got 3.5.
Damn it's actually insane how I got every single WWYDs right, imagine if I actually played the game, the world will be finnished.
naruhodo
>4 pages>6 pagesMy 10 pages were nearly filled with new year wishes this time...
My stomach feels empty
>>552811281>>552811318>would you take 3:2 odds for a coin to land on heads? Then why wouldn't you take 2:3 odds
>>552812160the maximum amount of new years wishes possible is 5 pagesdon't ask me how i know you fucking liar
Yeah I got 10+ pages of new years messagesy-you want to see them? th-they are from another general, I can't show them
>>552812516say ong you aint finna cap
>>552802292ggs, thank you for joining anonsthat sanshoku doukou was the perfect ending
Offering New Year wishes at 50K copper a piece, it's a steal!
…you guys are getting new years messages?
>>552802292gg thanks for the sandoko.
>>552802292gg
Who're up for Jade Room January?
>>552811653You're on the list now
Guys I didn't deal I'm for 2 games in a row now! I'm so proudBUT I LOST FIRST TO AN IPPATSUMO BOTH TIMES FUCKING CHEATING PIECE OF SHIIIIT I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT
2v2 gamemode when?
>>552812721can you lower the price a little
why doesnt majsoul have nima
>>552813007ganbatte adeptchad
It's a humiliation ritual being stuck with the cat until I wait for the rate up on Kirara
>>552812432nobody can call me a liaryou can check my profile, chances are you are on my friend list if you are active in friendlies
I dealt into you, now you deal in to me.
>>552811653imagine the hundreds of anons putting in the effort to wish him a heartfelt happy new yearsand he just brushes them all offjust to boast about how many anons thought about him, when none of them mean anything to himpsycotic behavior
odds rankedevens anime
Give me your best dumpling sauce (mahjong)
>>552813187that from before last year
>>552813207oof
>>552813187>new years from 2024haha cute
>>552795848
>>552813139Would you believe me if I said I was expert twice before...
>>552813212hot sesame oil, onions sauce, apple cider vinegar, minced garlic, sugar, msg, I just do the amounts by feel
>>552813271>>552813359I cannot imagine getting messages that rarely, my message board fills up in every 2 months with new messages
>>552813198I'm literally trying to figure out how to write them all good wishes, but I'm so socially inept it's unreal, I'm sorry I exist.
>>552813806>onions sauce
>>552813806Would be good on green beans high heat
>>552813585why have I been seeing this pose so much recently
>let me pen a beautiful new years message to anon>posted>******
>>552814054migu videoclip
>>552814084
>>552814054https://youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE
>Duty to remain pure for him>Can't stop having indecent thoughts about herI'm such a fucking slut.
Evens order a burger after work Odds go to the grocery store 0 kms
>write happy new year to everyone>that one anon>KILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELFKILLYOURSELF>delete>"happy new year"
I would if I could
>>552814829who
>>552812432>check hat messages>10 pages of happy New Year wishes
>>552815104Which one
>no frens>no hny wishessimple as
>>552815104post proof
Post >NAMESRIGHT NOWhimekawahibiki-5.png
>>552815256>>552815423*****fukujimihoko-4
>>552815104did you check every page? what if he spammed his own messages?
Why are you allowed to type >names when that is an anons name
>>552815667obvious alts are not respected
>crab bucketing in-game message boardsNew low
What did he mean by that
>>552815762https://files.catbox.moe/vcmg4g.png
new bread
we love sanma
Next bread will be better
https://files.catbox.moe/r5k751.png
Why the fuck does catbox take 10 seconds to load now. Is the CIA rerouting me
>posting about yourselfembarrassing
Next bread will be worse, I'll make sure of itamaekoromo-0.png
>>552816890>>552816890>>552816890
what if when we "baked" a new "bread" we all typed toast! to the bread maker!i think it would be epic
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kys rc shill
